EP #770: Bryan & Krissy are taking a much needed (for us, not them) break. So we get the VERY Meta TCB Classic. Which is a TCB Best OF, that is a TCB rerun from season #1. Don't worry, you'll figure it out. Enjoy a very long episode full of all of the Frankie B content from year one of the show. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the Meta Best Of Frankie B?
Hey Spotify, es ist Damson Idris hier, um die Apex-GP-Kollektion von Tommy Hilfiger zu feiern.
Angetrieben vom Nervenkitzel der Geschwindigkeit und der Kraft des außergewöhnlichen Styles vereint die Capture Collection von Tommy Hilfiger performanceorientiertes Design mit grenzenlosem Selbstbewusstsein. Das ist mehr als nur ein Look, es ist die Uniform für alle, die ihre Träume verwirklichen wollen.
Erleichtere die Apex-GP-Kollektion von Tommy Hilfiger, inspiriert von F1 The Movie, nur im Film am 25. Juni.
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Sauknöpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
Hey there, cats and kittens. As was completely predictable, absolutely unavoidable, and probably much needed, there is no way in hell you're getting a new episode of The Commercial Break today. There's 13 of them that we just did over the weekend, so go listen to one, if not all of those, if you haven't already. To be frank, TCB's Endless Day kind of went off without a hitch.
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Chapter 2: Why is there no new episode of The Commercial Break?
That is very much unlike anything we have ever done outside of the box. Ja, genau. Ich mache über 10.000 Dollar pro Stunde. Und wenn ich nicht verpflichtet war, kontraktuell dieses Show zu machen, ist es möglich, dass ich ihn auf die Offer nehme.
Als ich die neue Enzyklopädie des Kommerzialbreak, ChatTCB, gefragt habe, was der am meisten gesprochen und beantragte Thema auf dem Kommerzialbreak ist, kam Nummer drei unser guter Freund Frank. Und wir haben es bis zum Ende gemacht. Und obwohl es nicht genau ein Wasserfall von neuem Content von Frankie B. war, haben wir ein paar kurze Videos von ihm im letzten Monat.
However, there was a time in Frankie's history and in the commercial breaks history when there was a new video out almost daily. As my grandfather said, that made for good groceries. And Chrissy and I ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries. So, when I asked... Bis zum nächsten Mal.
So at the expense of being meta-meta, I am gonna run that episode almost unedited. So everything you hear after this intro is from early 2021. I will only adjust it in two ways. I will cut out the old phone numbers so you don't call them.
Und ich werde Rachel's Liners hinzufügen, wo sie dir sagt, wo du gerade gehst, damit du nicht einen Jungen in Iowa textest, der mich nicht mein Telefonnummer zurückgeben wird. Anyway, that's a joke you won't get unless you listen to TCB's Endless Day. I'm going to be screaming right in your face from the very start of this episode.
And excuse the audio quality, because in 2021 we are a long way from where we are today. We will be back tomorrow with a brand new episode. of the commercial break. Until then, bye.
Ja. Für alle Leute, die 50 und höher sind, die ihr Spiel aufbauen wollen, schauen und sich besser über sich selbst fühlen. Also, meine Damen und Herren, bei jedem Video, wenn ihr das, was ihr seht, magt, wenn ihr es informativ findet, helft. Wenn ihr sogar einen guten Lächeln davon bekommt, tut mir einen Favorit. Gebt mir einen von diesen und drückt den Abonnieren-Button.
Not only don't want to subscribe, but I'm horny. I'm just horny because of this guy's talking. I want you to know that Frank's channel, if you can find Frank Bernardo's channel on YouTube, he's got many, many videos. You can't see it because you're listening to this on a podcast unless you're watching YouTube, and I can't play it because it's someone else's YouTube video.
I mean, I guess I could, but... He has a channel and he focuses on entertainment, fitness, food, women... Grooming. Fashion. Styling. Men with low T. Men with low T. And he reptiled his function. This guy, his opening montage, it just comes up and it says, Frank Bernardo. Fashion. Frank Bernardo. Grooming. Fashion expert. He's an all-around expert on everything over 50. If you have a dick.
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Chapter 3: What was the significance of Frankie B's early content?
That's a ridiculous connotation.
No.
Does connotation even make sense in that?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
Wait, hold on. Just pause this for one second. Let me just say this. So...
If she was just going one or two days a week, she didn't give a shit.
Shit about how she looked like. That's why she was going to the gym. To get fatter.
You don't go at all.
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Chapter 4: How to tell if your partner might be cheating?
So Frank goes, come on, you know, we're all looking for younger women. Come on, we're human. Come on, we're pedophiles. I mean, what the fuck, Frank? I get it. I understand, right? We're all looking for the younger model, right? When we're single. But it just starts to sound a little creepy when you put it like that. Come on, we're human. It's like that guy from the Oatly commercial.
It's like Malcolm. but for oomans. Es gibt ein paar Dinge über ein YouTube-Video, die du kennenlernen musst, diese Art von YouTube-Videos, wo du Informationen wie diese gibst. Zuerst einmal musst du dein Intro viel kürzer machen als das. Ich meine, er hat schon zwei Minuten gesprochen und wir haben noch nicht angefangen, das Video noch zu machen.
Zweitens, du hast Erwartungen auf das, was du während des Videos erzeugen wirst, richtig? Wir haben Erwartungen auf das, dass wir nichts erzeugen werden. Also ist es klar, dass nichts aus dem Video kommt. Richtig. But Frank is now setting the expectation that he's going to show you, you know, how to date, how to groom, how to do all this.
I promise you in the next six minutes of this video, Frank is going to show you none of that. He's just going to start talking and go down a rabbit hole. So just get prepared.
I'm going to teach you how you get dates and how you won't be disappointed chasing the younger girls. Don't miss it.
Okay, now here's Frank's theme song, which is like... Oh my God, that's a theme song. If you could just see the beginning of it. I mean, I'm going to put it right up here in a little box right here. So if you're seeing this little box right here, go to YouTube. What's that?
Is it metal?
It's metal, but it's more like Foo Fighters type bullshit, right? But it's not Foo Fighters, I can guarantee. I don't know.
It's like Foo Fighters cover band.
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