Episode #642: Producer Christina subs in and joins Bryan, and somehow they discover the true reason why Bryan loves the Fourth of July...but keep your teeth to yourself! Producer Christina joins Bryan Family fights! Pimple Poppers! YouTube Ambiance Goth Girl vibes Bryan’s deflowering Vampire-werewolf smut Don't! Bite! Bryan! RIP Willy Christina gets caught up on the Diddy story Baby oil The Royals Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What makes the Fourth of July special for Bryan?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Saugnäpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
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I was into goth girls until I dated goth girls. And then I was no longer into goth girls. You were like, that's okay, I'll pass. No, they were lovely. But one of them bit me and drew blood. And I found that to be kind of disturbing.
I'm sorry. You're just going to say one of them bit me and drew blood and not tell me the entire story? What's wrong with you?
The very first time I ever had sex.
You want me to tell this story?
I don't know if I've ever told this story.
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Chapter 2: What was Bryan's first sexual experience like?
And it's soup season. Another reason to love fall slash winter.
That's right. And it was just a little chill in the air. We were up in the mountains with my dad, a little chill in the air. We go to Panera. I have a couple pieces of bread and that broccoli cheese soup and I love it. But anyway, that's not the point of the story. The point of the story is Panera is lovely. That's not the point of the story.
Bread bowls. Bread bowls.
Die Geschichte von Brotwürfeln. Brotwürfeln sind auch für den Winter.
Ja, Brotwürfeln sind für Karblöten.
Oh mein Gott. Und ich bin auf der Keto-Diät gerade. Also ich gebe mir einen Tag pro Woche, um es zu töten. Also ich habe mir eigentlich einen Wochenende pro Woche gegeben, um es zu töten. Ich habe alles gegessen, was ich wollte. Oh mein Gott, ich bin verrückt. Das ist ein Problem, wenn du auf der Keto- oder der Karnivore-Diät bist. Es ist nicht nachhaltig.
It's not sustainable in any way, shape or form. Your body needs some kind of carbs.
You need carbs for your brain to function. That's it, yeah. Sorry, those are the rules.
Yes, as a calcium-filled brain knows.
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Chapter 4: How do Bryan and Christina navigate family drama?
Wenn Kevin wirklich irgendwo den Hund holen muss, bin ich glücklich, den Hund zu holen. Ich kümmere mich um ihn. Okay. Ich mache sicher, dass es zum Arzt geht. Ich bin sauber, verdorben, all diese Sachen. Ich liebe meine Malteser. Und so hat das Pferd dort gelebt. Und zu unserem Wissen, das Pferd könnte immer noch wohnen. Ich glaube nicht, es ist heute noch wohnen.
Das Pferd könnte immer noch wohnen. Weil wir auf das Pferd gecheckt haben. Kevin checkte es oft. Aber dann, ich weiß nicht, vielleicht war es vor einer Dekade. Und das Pferd hätte 20 Jahre alt gewesen, 19, 20 Jahre alt. Ich sagte, hey, Vater. Whatever happened to Jordan is like Jordan. So he goes, you know what? I think he still might be like kicking with, you know, old Betty Lou.
And I'm like, wow, 1920 years old. I don't think it was really 1920 years old, but you know what I'm saying? Like it was old and all that did dog did for half its life, which is sit around and get high with us.
Oh, my God.
So, I don't know if Willy would have fared well sober in the streets of Atlanta, but I'd like to think so, Christina. Yeah, maybe. Thanks for making me feel bad. Sorry. I'm gonna go to sleep. My face melting off my bones and crying over Willy. Well, there you... What ambience do I need to cure that, Christina?
Christmas rat ambience. Christmas rat.
Ben, the two of us need look no more. Alright, we'll be back.
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