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TCB Classic: Puddle Of Dud!

Fri, 27 Dec 2024

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The TCB Team must lick their wounds after a marathon Holiday recording session! So today we introduce a brand new episode type to the catalogue.... A TCB Classic! From episode #203 Puddle Of Dud! Bryan reviews three segments focusing on singing. Bryan sings the holiday classic "Sunny Side Up" from 33 Willy Bryan sings the VERY holiday friendly "Slow Head" from 33 Willy Bryan ends his career as a singer Vince Neil gets back to in-action on stage with Motley Crue Wes Scantlin decides only HE can cover Nirvana's "About A Girl" Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the background of the TCB Classic episode?

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In this segment, you'll hear that Chrissy and I struggle to even remember one name of one song from Puddle of Mud. And I don't think anybody would remember Puddle of Mud if it wasn't for their singer, Wes Scantlin's interesting and rather bizarre behavior on and off stage.

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In this clip from SiriusXM, where the band manages to get in the studio early in the morning, but it's obvious Wes is worse for the wear. And what does he choose to sing? One of Nirvana's most beloved songs. I have a feeling from the moment that Wes Scantlin woke up, or maybe he was just still up that morning, shit was gonna hit the fan no matter what.

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Lucky for us, it hit the fan directly in front of the cameras. Here's Chrissy and I reviewing Puddle of Mud, singing Nirvana, during this most infamous of live performances. I'll be back after this nightmare of a performance to wrap up this episode of the best of the worst of the commercial break podcast. Enjoy.

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And I'm talking, of course, about one of the greatest bands that has ever lived, really. I mean, you think of when you think of artists, famous artists like the best rock bands in the world, who do you think of?

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Led Zeppelin. Uh-huh. Rolling Stones.

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Certainly.

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Mm-hmm.

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Beatles. Beatles. Yeah. Yeah.

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Nirvana.

Chapter 2: What was Bryan's experience with his teenage band?

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I decided that it was now appropriate to get in the car and start making my way. It was beer o'clock.

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Beer o'clock. Mm-hmm.

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And I get in the car, which I was driving this big old hefty truck at the time. I don't even know what you call it. Hefty. Yeah, it was a Ford.

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Like a Bronco?

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Like a Bronco. That's what it was. It was like a Bronco. It was a four-door Bronco. And I just remember. Jacked up wheels. No, jacked up Brian. It's what it was. Jacked up wheels, jacked up Brian. And I'll never forget backing down that driveway in the neighborhood, driving like six and a half inches per hour because I didn't want to get pulled over, right?

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And I only had to make it half a mile to the gas station. Every side street that there was, I decided to turn into to make sure that I wasn't being followed by a police officer. By the time I got to the gas station, it was 645. I was like, it's just such a mess. I stood out. I sat in the car for like 15 minutes deciding whether or not I really wanted to go into the gas station.

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Drugs are a hell of a thing, kids. Stay away from the drugs.

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That's all I got to say.

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Wes Scantlin obviously did not stay away from the drugs because he is a hot fucking mess. Now, let's review this in more detail, Chrissy. Okay.

Chapter 4: How did Vince Neil's performance get critiqued?

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So you deserve a prize, a prize you shall get. Chrissy and I one time did an entire episode on Vince Neil and Motley Crue. I started finding all these really funny videos focusing on Vince Neil's vocal performances. This guy is a hot mess. I'm not ever sure he was a really great singer, but as of late he's drunk, out of shape, and it appears he just doesn't give a shit.

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He doesn't know his own lyrics, he gets exhausted just walking on stage, and he's trying to convince everybody in the audience that whatever he's doing to that microphone is actual singing, but it's not. For a couple of different reasons, we never ran that episode.

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And now, for your prize, the gift at the bottom of the cereal box, I am going to play Chrissy and I reviewing Vince Neil, live from Who Fucking Cares, singing the song Kickstart My Heart. Honestly, this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I hope you feel the same way. But don't go anywhere after this.

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I'll be back to present one more segment of this episode of the best of the worst of the Commercial Break Podcast. Enjoy. Enjoy. Go Google Motley Crue Rock in Rio on YouTube. Search it.

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Okay. What year was this from?

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2015, I think. Okay. So many smarter and funnier guys than me have actually put the... So we're about to listen to him sing Kickstart My Heart. Okay. Vince Neil and the band play Kickstart My Heart. Vince is obviously drunk, fat, out of shape, out of breath. But he barely sings the lyrics. It's like mumble rap. You can't even fucking understand it.

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So what people have done is they have gone and they have made their own lyrics and put them on the bottom. Now, I don't want to show those because that's somebody else's video. I mean, you get it. I don't want to take credit for somebody else's video. But wait until you hear the trash coming out of this guy's mouth. You don't even need to be watching this video to hear how bad this is.

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