Episode#711: Bryan & Krissy discuss there heart monitor Bryan has been wearing. With multiple wires and devices attached to his chest, the chance of an actual "attack" is rising while Bryan's sex appeal is lowering. Plus, Fyre Fest 2 is off to a rousing start with no artists, no accommodations and no locals in Mexico on board. Fyre Fest 2 is quickly turning into Fyre Fest 1. Finally, "Puffy P**sy" is a thing and it's all the rage (on Bryans insta algorithm)! TCB Bit: On WSHIT's Cupid Corner, Chastity writes in to ask Host Julie Ballbanger & Dr. Shlitznitz for advice about her cheating boyfriend. Watch episode #711 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCB Bits written, performed and produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is the heart monitor Bryan is wearing?
Thank God I didn't have to go to the airport. Thank God.
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I came in there a little hot. I'm sad.
I'm just getting used to things. It's new in here and I'm getting used to it. I looked last night, I was sitting in this chair and I was doing like some tech checks.
Figuring out how many things were going to go wrong today.
Oh my God. Look at the amount of wires. And then it's just a whole mess. It's a whole thing. We really need Odyssey to come in here and clean this shit up for us. That should be in our next contract negotiation. Help us figure out wires in our studio. Because you know that at least half of these don't do anything. No. They're just hanging down, hoping at some day to be useful to somebody.
And that's probably never going to happen. Sorry, guys. It's probably never going to happen. You're always going to be hanging there doing nothing.
I'll take a five-hour energy and come in here and get to work.
Oh, my God. We have more five-hour energies than we know what to do with. If you want a five-hour energy, let us know. We'll send you a few. Thank you to Five Hour Energy, by the way, a sponsor of the show. Love me some five-hour energy. But we have a lot of five-hour energy in here.
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