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Global News Podcast
Israel attacks Gaza in ground offensive
Listen, if you're thinking about doing the knowledge, you have got to eat, sleep. Honestly, there's been people out there who have lost their marriages and everything. through doing the knowledge. I know people that have done that.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I like the tweet our coworker Nate had that Trump asked him to turn off Twitter because the stock market was plummeting.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
You must be getting paid a lot from their ads, right?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah, if you are only getting a couple hundred bucks, then it can't be worth it for anyone.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Kyle Juszczyk got released. Yeah, that sucked.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Be nice to have him in New England.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Very unfortunate today. He put out a statement that said, as I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain in my left Achilles, which was deemed to be ruptured. He got surgery for today. Surgery went well, smoothly. We expect a full recovery. And he said he's back home now, planning to focus all my recovery and rehab. Thank you for all the support.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I don't know, but it's just injury after injury, year after year.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
It's probably over.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
And then my cool throne is Superman punches. Yeah. This happened last night in the Utah hockey game. Simon Benoit. Benoit. I don't know. Probably Benoit. Probably Benoit.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Benoit? Like Beloit, Wisconsin? Who was the bad wrestler guy? That would be Chris Benoit. Benoit. It was Benoit. What did he do? Why is he back? I thought it was Benoit. I just wasn't great at selling Punch Nobskin. He's a murderer. Bad guy.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Is there no Benoits?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
But I feel like there's someone out there that's named Benoit.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Ah, yeah, so Simon Benoit threw a Superman punch in a fight. He kind of missed it. He dislocated his thumb. But then Hockey Guy Move was in the penalty box relocating his thumb himself. Love that. Relocating it? Undislocating?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Relocating. Is it relocating? You dislocate it. What's the opposite of dislocation? I think it's... Relocation.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Benoit.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah, he got smoked.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
You have that picture in your house forever. It doesn't matter.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Well, it started soft. Yeah, it started like, it's rivalry week. Of course they're going to be chirping you, but you should be allowed to chirp back. That's a good response.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah, you made a lot of people rich in March. Yeah.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
You've made a lot of people rich in March. You saw me buying a boat. You made a lot of people that rode you during the streak rich, and now you're going to make the people rich. Yeah, now I'm going to give it all back, yeah. So you're Robin Hood.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Just a gambling cave, yeah.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
If there was a bracket for who had the best offseason, do you think the Bears would win?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Sup. Hi. Hi. Sup. My name is Natalie. Sup. Hey, Natalie. I'm from Los Angeles. Oh, I don't think we've ever done this. And I have a chick question.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Is it possible for a girl to give a guy the ick? And if so, what is it? But also, if a girl is so hot, is she just except from all icks? I think she meant exempt. Thanks, guys. Big Yakker over here would love to hear your thoughts.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
What was it?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
The guy pulls up wearing some of these.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I'll say it. There's a lot. I think guys get that. I mean, I don't like the word. Yeah, I think it's just like it's, you know, the existed before the name existed, but it's just like red flags, I guess.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
No, the other one. UPS? UPS. UPS. Yes, yeah. King of Queens was a big time, like, came on after Seinfeld and would watch some of an episode occasionally.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
How many of the players were you breaking down tape? Millwalls? I mean, Mac Collins I've known for 10 years. That was a cool full circle moment. I met Mac when he was, I think, going into his junior year of college at UNC. He was Caleb's roommate. And I spent a year with Caleb living with him where he's like, Mac's going to be a pro. Mitch is going to be a pro.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
But, like, it was on after a show. I see what you're saying.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah, it was either on right before or right after a show I would actually watch. Was it Everybody Loves Raymond? No. I think it's closer, though. I think it's Everybody Loves Raymond.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
My boyfriend is a diehard Browns fan, and we talk about our future home all the time. He always says he wants a Browns kitchen, a brown and orange striped fridge being one of the ideas. Please help. I tell him no, obviously, but this is a real fight in the future? Love you guys. Go Browns. Go Cavs. Nobody's talking about the Cavs.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
No Cavs.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Cavs are really fucking good. She said, go Browns. Nobody's talking about the Cavs. You don't respect how good the Cavs are.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Misrepresentation of what I said. They're... They haven't won a championship. You have to respect the champions. The Cavs are their number one seed. They're going to be the number one seed. They've had the best regular season. They've won 14 in a row. Yeah, so?
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
And I was, you know, in my head, Mitch was a backup. Mac was playing well, but he was UNC. I didn't necessarily think that was like a –
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
That's your analysis of the Cavs. No, that's a fact. So give me some analysis of the Cavs. Cavs are a good team. Hot shooting team. But I am not scared of them in the playoffs.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Diabolical big cap move, too, which super nice guy, but having the Cavs come in.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
He's a great guy. Yeah, no, they were good guys. It made me like them, and I don't want them. You don't want to like them, yeah.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Sam Merrill and then one of their equipment managers.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
you know a pro path and you know to see him grind out he got drafted fourth been on a bunch of teams great special teamer it's cool that he's on the Patriots I'm pumped what about the other guys uh Milton Williams Max said he was good yeah Carlton Davis the reports I mean he's old but he's very uh durable and I don't know the other guys Harold Landry he was a rainbow guy in Tennessee yeah yeah Robert Spillane is a white linebacker played in Pittsburgh so I'm excited
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Donovan Mitchell.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
If they can make it to the Eastern Conference Finals, it'll be exciting. Okay. Also, get too hot too early.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
That's mean. That's mean, Hank. No, I'm just saying it's going to be tough to keep this streak up.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
It's not trolling if you just are honest.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah, I do. And I'm upfront and honest about it.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Fading, yeah. I've been saying I'm fading you once you lose for two weeks. Yeah, you have. I knew it was coming. Hey, boys, I have a really great boyfriend, top-tier kind of guy, and I have very few notes slash complaints. However, there is one thing. He's addicted to the cry laughing emoji. It's nonstop. Every other text, there it is, just taunting me. I'm not that funny.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
At least not cry face emoji. Every other text, funny. Am I just being a happiness hater? Shout out to Average Height Kings.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
But crying laughing emoji is better than ha ha.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Same.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I don't like lol lol is pretty much like go fuck yourself no lol I use lol too it's more of like lol then next word next sentence like lol is more like breaking it breaking up being like hey I'm joking here oh it's or like to break the tension of like oh lol I'm late yeah like or something I don't know something like that or just say something outlandish it's like haha just like lol yeah like it could have been used like lol after like 1 in 15 props what about lmao
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I use LMAO. I'm a bad texter, though. I'm probably the wrong person to be answering this question. You're the worst texter.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I'm a short texter, which is dramatic. It's definitely a dramatic thing, but it's tough. I think girls are over texters and want more texting, and people think that I'm upset or being like...
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I have resting anger face. It's something I'm working on. I'm trying to find the light in life, but it's an issue. It's been an issue for a few years, my texting.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Yeah. You're a great texter. Thank you. Me and PFT are probably on one side of the boat and you're on the other.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
No, I know. And I feel like you text. I text you probably the most. And I feel like Big Cat's also texting four or five other people. You're a texter. Communicator.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
Do you feel like when you send the exclamation point or ha-ha, are you hoping that that ends the conversation? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the best way to end it. Yeah. Yeah. Just exclamation point and then just hope nothing else comes through.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
We probably need another receiver, yeah.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
That was a tie. That was such a tie. That was a clean tie. That was an impossible tie.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
We got to avoid some, I'm concerned. About what? That it's exactly five years ago.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
That's concerning. I know. I didn't realize it was to the day.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
To the day. Yeah, we just got to hide in a bunker for two days.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
I'll go 17.
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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks
We need it.
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It happened in the Super Bowl. It was like he's going to be here for the Super Bowl. He went in halftime, got the super steroids and was fine.
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There was one where it was like, it looks bad. Yeah, it's really bad. Went to the locker room. He was fine.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Yeah. I wonder if there's a word from stadium securities that Taylor Swift is not attending today's game.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Was he trying to get you to help?
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
No, yeah, that would be unbelievable if that had happened.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
I love Dante. I love John Boy.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Not anymore. Thinking Taylor Swift was going to go to John Boy for her birthday is crazy. Why not?
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
It's true. It's true.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Pats and Panthers are good three-win teams, though.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
yeah yeah okay okay good good for three win teams they're good one of the best three win teams in history out of that group yeah like i had the passing pandas are the future is bright okay would you power rankings you'd say they're the top three win team yeah i mean the pandas have been coming on strong but i would say it's it's new england and carolina cleveland No. With Jameis?
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
They just got rid of – they don't even have a quarterback. Yeah, that's true.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
As of right now. He's in the hunt.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Odds schmods. All that matters is he's in second. He's one behind the leader.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
You can get in into Minnesota for as cheap as $111.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
He's just Jimmy G. Yeah, he does. Jimmy G wasn't cocky. Yeah, no, Jimmy G wasn't cocky. He didn't come off cocky.
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
He's like country club kid cocky, too. My dad's a lawyer. Yeah, he's a rich kid cocky. Drew Locke actually had possessed swag.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Something about it, Matt Jones, he just... Because most backup QBs, too, are like backup QBs. He's still got that I'm a starter energy.
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Yeah. Definitely.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
So you believe the Belichick one? Please forward that to our files. You believe the Belichick one?
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
No, I mean, he took shots at the ownership on the Manning cast. I could definitely see it being a petty. I could see him floating it out there, but I don't think it was too serious by Belichick. He also, did you guys see his contract details with the buyout?
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He basically has it set up where he could potentially take an NFL job this offseason.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
He could do it. So he might never coach at UNC.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Yeah, I guess that's true with Black Monday or whatever. They usually get settled by June, but yeah. The way they structure the contract to be specifically like, you know, after June 1st, then the buyout's a lot less makes it seem like he is still, you know, telling UNC, like, I kind of want to coach the NFL. Yeah, right.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
She can have sources that aren't Roger's.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
You write it. He's got one foot, dude.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
The owner's son.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
In Arizona in the first quarter, Rekyler Murray said, it gets to a point, dude, after Craig Lou Dorsch fumbled the ball into the end zone. But it was recovered by Jonah Hill-Williams for a touchdown. And he said, I'll tell you what, I'm never eating at a Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
He's played well. He's enjoyable to watch. Interceptions, not his fault. Hits guys in the hands, and they just hand it to the other team.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
A lot, and a lot of drops.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Drake K. Rowling May was a sorcerer with a stone all day, throwing for a TD to Demario Douglas Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome, and running for another in the fourth quarter. But it wasn't enough to take down the Cardinals and James Sean Connery, who said, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. After stealing the victory with two fourth quarter scores, Cardinals win 30-17.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
But the path is clear. Keep losing, Travis Hunter.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
okay oh yeah yeah like drake may travis hunter gets gets the juices so travis playing wide receiver i mean travis hunter and christian and then travis hunter christian gonzalez yeah yeah that's elite why not do it both in the pros be the first to do that wow okay what about uh what about mayo you still a mayo boy no and even better so then today no i've never really been a mayo boy uh
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
I think everything I've ever said on this program has not been a big bought-in on Mayo. I've always kind of said he feels like a puppet for Kraft. But today, they were cutting to the booth, and the lip readers, they had Jonathan Kraft taking notes, and you could clearly read his lips being like, the play calling is terrible.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
It's the head coach. I mean, if you're taking notes, and you're the owner's son, like... Oh, is that a catch? Ah... That's not a good sign.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
But it is a good sign if you want a new head coach. Yeah. So I think it was a win. Today was a great day. Wins all around.
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Yeah. I wouldn't understand it. I would say exactly what I said about Matt Eberflus, but I would... I was joking, being like, there has to be a reason to bring him back, knowing that there isn't and he's a bad coach.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
I don't think so. Is he actually on the hot seat like this? I think he is. I mean, you tell me, if you're the owner and your son's sitting next to you taking notes...
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
And I don't think craft. I mean, I think there's something to be said about like the, you know, he clearly cares about the PR and the perception and stuff, but, the fans are not necessarily on his side. I don't think they like Mayo. So this might be like a way for him to kind of get back, you know, in the good graces of the fans.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
You're delaying the inevitable. Yeah, you're delaying the inevitable.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Orange flag.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
You can't use it after.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
No. Good loss.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
And it was nice.
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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Yeah.
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No, it's two. They got two. Giants and Raiders. Yeah.
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Primarily, I think he's better as a corner. I don't know. He's better as a corner. He's better as a corner. But he's really good as a receiver. But it's also like he'd be fun because they would mix it up and he'd probably do returns. He'd be a lecturer. Every time they put him on the field, they could throw him in the field for formations and stuff and just get the people going.
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My parents love Aura. It's the best. They have them all over the house.
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It's just a rotating catalog of grandkid pictures.
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No, I'm saying, but, like, Jameis would actually be a good fit.
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The game's on at noon on Saturday?
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That's weird. Why? Saturday at noon is like I'm not a holiday. It's just bizarre. Saturday night. You don't watch college football. Yeah, there's a new no college football. Yeah, but you don't watch.
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No, I'm saying college.
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That makes sense. It's college football.
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Like, you couldn't even put any pressure on it?
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How are you going to get out? I don't even want to think about that. It's all gross. If your foot is elevated and you're in the bath, how are you going to get out? That's a great point, Henry.
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What? Say it again. I think it's Eagles and then a step down and then a big cluster.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. But I think the Eagles are a slight step above.
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I probably do. Yeah, that's fair. I probably do. They could be like the Bucs. They won't play them, but.
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Yeah. It's the first year of a rebuild. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
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My who's back of the week is LeBron James.
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Is he, though? Is he back? Oh, yeah. Where was he? No one knows, people. There's rumors that... So he left the Lakers a few days ago. They were asking JJ Redick. He said he doesn't really know. And there was, you know, internet rumors circulating that he was maybe getting arrested, that he was disappearing. He was never coming back. He was retiring. It was very odd to be honest with you. Uh,
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And then Sunday comes around and he gets reported that he's with the team, shoot around, comes out, plays tonight, played really well, had some explosive plays, a couple of chase down blocks, a couple of dunks in traffic. I saw one tweet that said, you know, the time that he was gone is just enough time to go to Germany, re-up on some PEDs and come back.
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I'm not saying that's what he was doing, but... It was weird the way it was. You know, he left. And with LeBron and the media, they will talk about him nonstop. And it kind of got swept under the rug. So it was strange. But he's back and all is well.
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I have no idea. I really don't, you know... I'm not an investigative journalist. I was getting DMs and random... Like, someone got my number. I don't even know who it was. Texted me and being like, LeBron just got arrested. Report it. And obviously it's a random number. I'm not going to report that. And I got DMs being like, you know, he's... Who knows? It's all conspiracy shit.
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So it's like, I have no idea. I literally have no idea. It makes no sense. All I know is the fact that The way it was underreported is odd.
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Obviously. Obviously. No, he didn't get arrested. But the whole thing is just odd.
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Do you think he knows and has to pretend like he doesn't know? The way he responded seemed like he actually didn't know. I think he doesn't know. Right.
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But, like, you would think he would say, you know, I got some stuff going on. Just tell the people I have some stuff going on. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, I knew that. I knew you were going to say that. In this era, who even notices? I'm as tuned in as I ever have been.
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It's tough to watch, meaning it's hard to find the games. You have to have a bunch of... They have all these games and all these different apps. I think it's the same with the MLB, where it's like, You can't just turn on the TV and watch a game. Sometimes you have to log into this app to watch it or log into that app.
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Embiid, gone.
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It's analytics. I blame analytics. That too.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Well, now he said it. He didn't say it. He said it again.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Just yesterday, like, I asked the room just aloud. I go, you guys' bodies just ache anymore. You guys not there yet. And yesterday I got a, no, we're not there yet. I'm glad. Today we're there. And I'm glad. Welcome. Welcome to here.
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If you didn't, who would, you know? No, really, who would?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
He's an ENT.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
No, I just, I like the P.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I did it wrong.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Did you say your dad's a cashew?
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Well, I mean, the good thing is it's the most reliable he is, many are saying. So I'm looking forward to that. I don't know what the hell he's doing. He's sick, but he's just kind of wandering about the office, pulling people aside, having side conversations. I look out there, he's talking to Carl.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Oh, wait.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
Nuts are pressing the gas, too.
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Hour 2: The Greatest Of All The Nuts (feat. Roy Wood Jr.)
I'm trying to piece together exactly what's going on with him because he's quite sick in there, but nary a sneeze outside once I see him kind of rubbing elbows, talking about brand deals with Cynthia and the like.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
I am not out here trying.
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Local Hour: Dan "The Asterisk Guy" and Tyreek Hill's Jealousy
What did I say? You said, and yeah.
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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
Yeah. I bet you next year it won't. Hold on a second. Wait, hold on a second. Hold on a second. You just said that Pink Pony Club will be as relevant in 40 years as Toto's Africa is today?
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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
Wait, are you talking about Toto?
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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
They played it when they caught Obama. You also have Fourth of July to always bring back Party in the USA. That's right. Well, when they killed him.
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Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
Did I say Obama? No, he is very much alive.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
I don't think so at all. I'm pretty sure you would still, like, justification be damned. I think you would still get convicted.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
I mean, but justice also isn't him murdering someone. No, it's not. And then going to jail for the rest of his life. That wouldn't have been justice either.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
I mean, I'll be there. I'll be there supporting the team. But, you know, I'm biased, of course. I'll be there taking it in.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
Here's the problem with pitch clock. Because you're saying no one wants to talk about baseball. Is it possible no one wants to talk to Jeremy?
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
Yes. I could. Would you want to go? They're going to let all of us? I mean, we have a very big footprint. There's about like 80 of us that travel when we go anywhere.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
What if we say open bar? Jesus Christ. Sounds kind of fun. Everyone in the office will be there.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
No, we would not do that well, but we'd go to a cool place.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
When he went over to Golden State, he, I think, informed them he wanted to say Butler III on it because his first game that he was on, it just said Butler, and then they added the third, and it was very off-center. So I think that, like, day of game one, he informed them he wanted that because the jersey didn't seem ready for the first game, and then by the next game, it was already good to go.
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Hour 2: The Pitch Clock Returns
He's not changing it. He just wants to go by that.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
So should the poll be should this person hedge or should they write it out?
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Is there a cash-out option for $50,000? Yeah. Right now.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
But again, Uncle Sam takes his. Have you not been listening to this segment? He hasn't. He hasn't been using it at all. It's crazy. He's losing only five actual dollars that he bet.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Thank you, Billy. It's $5. He's giving up the opportunity to take $50,000, but he's also missing out on the opportunity to win $108,000.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
It's easy money, but Tony's talking me into, you know, the 160.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
That was a private conversation. I just said I got some peace and quiet over the weekend. You said, where? I said, at home. I said, Miami Speedway during the NASCAR race.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
It was just a moment that I was sitting there in the grandstand, and I thought, man, I could just think here if it wasn't so damn loud. But this is also the quietest it's been in a long time. Anyways, David, if I were to tell you, guess which sports a young Patrick Ewing excelled at as a child. Which sports would you say?
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Okay, here's a question. What size sneaker does David Sampson own autographed by Patrick Ewing?
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
David has the shoes. You can see. I don't know the size. It says 15 here, but that doesn't sound right compared to what you guys are saying.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Okay, so next question. Amin, what do those shoes mean to David Sampson? The world.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
Do we believe that Shaq forgot that he bought a car and it just showed up at his house? And there are cameras.
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
That was a lot. Why does he do these things? You know Shaq. Why does Shaq do these things?
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Hour 1: So...Do You Hedge?
In 1984 at the Olympics, when Patrick Ewing was one of the players for Team USA to win the gold medal, what jersey number did he wear?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I can have chicken. Chiraco you can't have?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Why?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I just want to get to David. I never thought I'd say that. Hey, David.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
It is. It starts tomorrow. I have a fantasy draft tonight. Nine o'clock is very late for a fantasy draft. Baseball fantasy drafts are like 24 rounds. I don't like this one bit, but I have to do it.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
It's a good question. So my league, no one cares about this. So we got to get through this very quickly. So my league, each team gets four keepers. So I need to kind of go through the list of the keepers and even see who's available. It's a whole thing. And somehow it always sneaks up on me. So I need to I need to cram after the show today. So we'll see.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Literally just talking about it. I'm on the last episode, Dan. I don't know if you want to spoil it. Have you seen the whole thing yet? I have, yes. Spoiler Wednesday. So be careful. It doesn't come out on Sundays, though, so we can't talk about it yet.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
No, no, I'm saying it didn't because we talked about White Lotus for Spoiler Wednesday. So the shows that come out Sunday, the spoiler day is Wednesday.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Shout out to Lehman, huh?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Don't spoil it, though. Again, I'm on the last episode. I'm halfway through the last episode, David, where they're driving in the car and there's that long scene of them driving in the car.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
I did not. I know he's in Peaky Blinders and I loved him in Peaky Blinders.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
What am I going to do?
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
No. I'll answer that for you. No.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
We're just friends. This is nothing like a Seinfeld episode.
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The Big Suey: The Patrick Ewing Wheelhouse (feat. David Samson)
Is it? This episode, at least. Guys, notice that a record number of college players entered a transfer portal yesterday. Entered what? The what? Transfer portal. Oh, that's what that was.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Who did a great job, apparently, writing about this real artist? Is this a real journalist?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Like, hey, we were duped? Well, why would they have to do that? Apparently, Akbar Domestique is a real person. There it is. Right, Amin?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice. Because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
I have a question. Amin, are you embarrassed that no one recognized you, considering that just looks like you but has sunglasses and a beret? Was Amin there? I was in the vicinity. I mean, how are we supposed to do this show, Dan?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Well, he had a giant sign in front of him that basically said, come interview me.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
The only guys who Jimmy spoke to last night were Kevin Love, Terry Rozier, and Alec Burks. If that doesn't show you everything about Jimmy, I don't know what does.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
I don't got a problem with these guys. My beef's not with them. Never will be. But I'm not going to go acknowledge them. I'm not going to look in their direction. I'm not going to speak with them. It was, I could not believe the way that that all ended.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Yeah, one guy showed up for the game and the other didn't.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
You think he would have said all the glowing things he said after the game if he would have won? Yeah. He had to get his butt kicked by the team to be able to go say anything nice. Look, man, there are some guys when the lights are on on national TV that show up for big games and other guys don't. And Jimmy's just not one of those guys. He just doesn't show up when the lights are on.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
You know what I'll say? I will say, and this will be the most embarrassing thing that I say. I was so proud of... watching Heat fans last night know to boo every time Jimmy touched the ball? Because before the game, I was talking to other people in the media and saying, like, the most passionate of fan bases would know, right?
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Oh, it's cheers and boos during the intro, and then every time that guy touches the ball, you boo him. That's what happens, right? And I honestly did not expect it. I didn't expect it from the crowd. And then it happened. There was a guy heckling him and he got a five second violation. You couldn't have drawn that night up better than that for the worst of people like me.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
It was just fun watching Jimmy stand in the corner during a regular season game and it not affecting the Heat in a negative way.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
The energy was so weird to start yesterday's game because you had like the mixed cheers and boos right during the intro video. Then you have the heats intro video where the sound goes out and the speakers go out. Then a minute into the game, Draymond Green is hurt and laying on the ground and you're wondering what's going to happen.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Then not two minutes later, Jimmy Butler himself has a five second violation where there's a fan. Thank you.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
I wonder why the quotes weren't there.
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Local Hour: Akbar Domestique
Well, it seems like he wrote an article about, according to Amin, a very real artist that was out there trying to get a Jimmy Butler statue created. And if that artist wasn't real, then it might have been a bit mean-spirited to... go unrecognized and fool a journalist.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I would also tell you that I've gotten this from Taylor. If you're calling and he sees, because he can see the length of these files before he listens, if he sees that it is more than like two minutes, he's not listening to it at all. So you're just wasting your time and not even anyone else's, just yours, because it's not getting listened to.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Well, some of them are like five minutes long. It's like, nope.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I don't think dance-offs are choreographed. I think that you just go out there and you kind of react to the music. If you have a choreographed dance-off, you're cheating. It's not a routine. It's a dance-off. I disagree.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Who can do the Michael K the same elevator or different elevators going up the same time? It's a K-off.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
How am I supposed to see it? Paul O'Neill holding over the door for Michael K. John Sterling, 86.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Ravi. Ravi can cut a rug.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Where was that coming from or going to? Because they all seemed in on it. Yeah, they were together. This seemed like not a themed flight, but they were all kind of aligned on this.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
When we were leaving- When we were leaving New Orleans, I have never experienced a fun airport like they were having when we were leaving New Orleans. The people at security were dancing because they had a band set up that was playing in the central patio area. Dude, they were having so much fun while we were going through to the point that I'm like, I'm fine for you to check my bag again.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I noticed you were doing a little dip when we were checking. We can go through this one more time. I got plenty of time here. A lot of fun was being had at that airport. I kind of liked it. People like doing their jobs.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
What's this new trend that people are putting on the internet where they're like, I can get through airport security into my gate in 10 minutes. At every airport ever. And it's like, I've never experienced this at any airport ever. How do you guys keep getting from the door of your car to your gate in seven minutes?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Well, I know, but why are they lying about this?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Like a lobster in a helicopter?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I wanted to play... We don't want to minimize the tragedy, though.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
so that we would talk about the clip. That's right.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Because if there was no egg, we wouldn't be talking about this fight whatsoever.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I don't like that the fight was called Fatal Fury, because I feel like it's not going to deliver. I mean, there's an egg, though. But, I mean, two men are entering, two men are exiting. Not Fatal Fury.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Oh, I mean, look, I hope it doesn't happen. That's correct. And I know I'm saying that through a smile. I hope that neither one of them perish in this fight.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Probably unlikely. I will say, though, if it wasn't called Fatal Fury and there wasn't an egg, we definitely wouldn't be talking about it. But also, I probably will never think about this fight again. It won't be fatal, but it will be egg-cellent.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Get it, Dan?
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Okay, well, that would be regrettable. Like a heart attack the day before or something? That'd be terrible.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
button down nefarious uh gamblers so part of your article also talked about how Shane would go and hustle people in private poker games and decided to tell them he was his brother for some reason which seems like best case scenario they find out that you're cheating them and then they come after your brother instead of you what what is the thinking in that
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Yeah, but now he knows, so he's just going to say good question.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
Come on.
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Hour 2: Chris Cote's Michael Jackson Leg Kick (feat. Pat Forde)
I'm here to make friends with everybody. Not Hennon. No.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
He called Gary Furman a Slapdick.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
Or he's not committed. Somehow this GM has been working for the Rams since 2016, despite looking like that. He worked for the Rams for eight years before this. Yeah. He's lived for eight years before this?
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The difference between the Browns and the Heat is just it seems like the Browns would be OK being bad for another season or two. Right. They're in tank mode. And so holding on to this player, even if he can sabotage you with his on field play, which isn't what we what we would expect from Miles Garrett. it might be okay with them just to hold on to a guy that the fans love.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
And that could be even more reason, A, for him to either participate and stay and say, I'll do my job on the defense. You build this around the rookie. Or really, it should incentivize the Browns to trade him. Because why wouldn't you try to get as many pieces that you can build around Cam Ward as this new wave of the organization moves forward?
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I haven't really noticed, but at the end of the day, it's about what you've done for me lately. Solid, Jeremy. Nice.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
And to your point, Dan, Diana Rossini's latest like 10 minutes ago was that Stafford's exploration of his market over the last few weeks has attracted significant interest from teams, notably the Raiders and the Giants, who are two teams near the top of that draft. Teams are anticipating the Rams will now be driving up the asking price if they decide to move him.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
So in this case, both for Stafford and the organization working together on this theoretically is not only going to get him where he wants to be, but also bring back the best draft capital for the exchange.
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
dick that's gross this must come from sports because there's an article here from nbc sports.com pro football talk in 2009 and it was after hearing on parks and rec which our friend mike sure was writing the term slap dick and it said that it came from sports it says as john feinstein points out in next man up quote anyone who is anything less than brilliant at his or her job is in the world according to former ravens coach brian billick a slap dick or a slappy for short damn
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Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick
That really scary coach from Last Chance U, Jason Brown, tried to trademark Slapdick.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
David, would you say oogle, ogre, ogle, or ogle? I say ogle.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
It's not Hispanic.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
I'm watching a commercial to see how they say it, and then that's how I'm going to say it.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
You say Portillos.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Oh, boy. She's backpedaling. But Dan said it's the other one.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
If I've learned anything here, it's got everything in writing.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Michael Phelps is 39.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
Maybe it's not an L in the middle of his name. It's a capital letter I. Oh. So it's Rafe.
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The Big Suey: The Devil He Knew (feat. David Samson)
The Pope's 88.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
No, no, it was barely snow. It was a dust. I remember I was in college at the time because it took me 15 years to get through college, and I remember a haze of white on my windshield that morning. In 77, whenever that was.
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I welcome it as a near lifelong Floridian. I like snow. I would like snow three or four times a year.
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Because that strikes a chord with me. I have been campaigning my entire life with no success to do away with the whole idea of cheerleading. Okay, sports fans know how to cheer. We don't need somebody on a sideline waving a pom-pom, doing a dance, kicking their legs. The whole idea of cheerleaders, and I apologize if there's any cheerleaders out there listening, but It's useless.
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Sports does not need cheerleading. And to Jess's point, we don't need a hype guy at a national championship game. You got a guy trying to hype the crowd? The crowd's hyped. Everybody's paying $5,000 to get there. Can't even leave because the TSA's too slow because the college football apparatus did not. I blame the CFP for this. I don't blame the city of Atlanta. Right.
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This doesn't happen at Super Bowls. Nice of you. Yeah, thank you.
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Do it till you're satisfied. I'm a natural hype man. That kind of thing. I could be a hype man. And you know it. Yeah, exactly. You could be a hype man.
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You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catchphrases. We even make songs about them. And You Know It is a song for Crying Out Loud. That's great. Hopefully that's a SUI nominee for best song. And you know it, baby, and you know it. Stugatz. And you know it.
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I could be a hype man in a hip hop ensemble. That's true. You don't have to. What? I heard that. No, I would be the guy in the hip hop ensemble filling in dead space by going, yeah.
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The hype man. That's right.
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That's right. Give me a cough. And you know it. And you know it. And you do know it. Get to the cough. Don't make me laugh. I will cough. By the way. There it is. Can I put a bow on house arrest? Yeah. Okay, at any time in this country, there are approximately a quarter of a million people under house arrest, okay? This is a weird background for this conversation.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
250,000 people under house arrest at any time. You know what we need? And somebody's got to invent it. We need designer ankle bracelets. Okay. I like that. Love it. Because think about it. If you're under house arrest, you should, you know, Gucci should make an ankle.
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Yeah, right. Designer, if you want to pay for it.
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Right. A house, house arrest. A house arrest. That's just jail. Yeah, I like that. Achoo! Come on, I can't get enough of that.
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That's fine. I know. I can't believe I didn't.
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Good tight end, Mark Andrews. Yeah. Not immortal, though. He could make the Hall someday.
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Well, Delaney was good, too. Not immortal, though. Who's immortal? Babe Ruth is immortal.
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Oh, yeah. No, we were talking about Murders in the Building. Or only, what's it called? Only Murders in the Building.
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And I think it's a poorly acted show. You know, I don't think any of the main, you know, Martin Short, famously a bad actor. What? He's a good, you know, he's funny. Overrated as an actor. Yeah, he was good on SNL. He's a comic actor. Famously a bad actor.
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Martin Short is not. No, he is not. You're giving out immortal too easily. Exactly.
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You're afraid to offend Hollywood. Yeah. In the bag. Not wrong. I mean, geez.
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Make it back to Daddy Hollywood. Oh, phonies. Wow. I didn't call Martin Short a phony. I called him a bad actor. It's okay.
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Right. Yeah, true, but that's his stereotype. That's who he is in every role he's ever played.
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I remember the character.
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Name ten other characters.
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I'm counting. You just named ten actors. Jiminy Glick. And that's a makeup thing. Oliver Putnam.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Yeah, I've seen their show.
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Look, I saw Steve Martin when he had an arrow through his head. I saw him when he was a stand-up comic long before the acting. You saw The Jerk. Yeah, right.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
That's an old-timey insult, numbskull. I like it. Yeah, that's from like the 60s.
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And so I respect Steve Martin. Steve Martin is a lot closer to immortal than Martin Short. No doubt. Agreed. No criticism meant to Martin. Did this start with Steve Martin as a bad actor? It did. It did.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
I think Numskull is Three Stooges era.
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Aaron Judgment. I think I've had a vote for... 10 or 12 years.
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Jessica strikes me as the kind of person who actually says the word achoo when sneezing. Not many people do, but she does, I think. Right. Achoo. Rare. Yes, you're right. Exactly. Thank you.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man
Wow, that's a good idea.
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You know that, right? It's a good idea.
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Yeah, when my wife is traveling and she's away on business for two, three days, it's the best time of the year. And that's nothing against her. Probably shouldn't say that out loud. That's fine. She knows. She's having a good time as well.
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Oh, believe me. Yeah, she probably does think that. He's not snoring. And more power to her. I do snore like a lumberjack.
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I mean, the idea that laughing would be the one thing that makes me cough is cruel. It's cruel and unusual punishment on the part of fate.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
But we have to react to the sports that are live. And oftentimes that means we can't get to the scripted content that is also airing on the same day, right? I thought Billy's spoiler alert Wednesday was a good idea.
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Postgame Show: SpliffNotes (feat. Juju Gotti)
Whose apologies were Stan's, Greg's, or Draymond Green's?
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
But when the mock draft comes out that's all trades, that one is electrifying every spring.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Können wir jetzt das Kevin Hart Video anschauen? Denn als selbstverklammter Short King möchte ich wissen, wie deine Reaktion wäre, wenn du in einer Situation wärst, in der es mehrere extrem große Frauen gibt, die dich für viel kürzer sind als sie sind und mit dir Selfies machen. Wer sind die Frauen? Rekia Jackson ist einer von ihnen. Dijanae Carrington ist einer von ihnen.
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Es sind ein paar WNBA-Spieler.
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Nein, wir müssen das normalisieren, übrigens, weil dieses ganze Thema, dass Frauen nicht höher sind als ihre Mannschaften oder Männer oder was auch immer. Es ist nur eine verpackte toxische Masculinität. Und es ist einfach ein schreckliches Mindset zu haben. Du solltest dich mit wem auch immer treffen können, egal wer höher oder kleiner ist.
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Aber es ist sehr lustig, in diesem Video zu sehen, wie klein Kevin Hart ist.
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Oder auf South Park oder so. Ich glaube, du hast die Essence des Wesens, warum SNL jetzt anders fühlt. Es ist nicht cool, zu spät zu bleiben und es zu sehen. Du bist ein Junge. Ich stimme dir zu. Als ich jünger war und spät zu bleiben und Dick in a Box zu sehen war, war es das lustigste, was ich je in meinem ganzen Leben gesehen habe.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Wait, I don't even remember saying that.
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Oh, maybe Lucy said it?
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Es gibt viele von Kevin Hart. Er ist einer von diesen Schauspielern, die man immer sieht.
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Someone's dick in the box happened last month on SNL and I just wasn't watching.
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I kind of feel like it's Caitlin Clark right now. She's not wrong.
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Wir sind alle hier, um zu sagen, dass unser Lieblingsbasketballspieler Josh Hart ist. Wer bist du, Stugatz?
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Ich dachte, die UConn Huskies würden diese Woche wieder da sein. Ich werde nicht lügen.
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And we didn't talk about the Trump stuff at all.
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Because they'll just keep voting for the guy that does what they want them to do.
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Hour 2: Make Saturday Nights Great Again
Do you know who Mr. Beast is?
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
Dan, no. That's a bit of a stress. No.
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It seems like this is minor shit talking. It's like, you guys aren't going to care about this.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
You should just do what you want to do. Were you not watching Saturday Night? It was that empty netter.
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I didn't like that.
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Yes, sir. It doesn't disappoint, Dan. It's great.
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Hour 1: Dan Will Not Respect Black History Month
But there was also a Friday concert. Correct. So there was just nothing airing on Saturday?
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He wasn't listening to you at all, by the way.
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No, it's about what you guys are talking about. You said that there's warning things beforehand. Disney+, half of their old movies for kids have the warning thing beforehand. It's like, careful, this is probably racist, and you may offend a lot of people. It's like, are we going to take a stand or not? We're just going to like, okay, like, We're good. We're just going to keep airing it.
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We have the warning at the front end, so our hands are clean of this. We don't need to do anything else here.
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But the internet's a gift and a curse for SNL, right? Because that's how the majority of their content's actually being viewed. I don't think there's a ton of people who are sitting at home on Saturday night watching SNL anymore.
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Saturday Night Taped, yeah.
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Hold on, PK. He's trying to put us in a really bad spot here because Keenan has had quite the career, starting on all that, then Keenan and Kel, then he does all the stuff on Saturday Night Live. He's in the Grinch remake. Keenan is really a testament.
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Keenan also knows, you know what, this is working for me. I'm not going to be the guy that's going to leave Saturday Night Live and go be a Hollywood star. Not that he's not, but he's not going to turn his back on Saturday Night Live and his roots of sketch comedy.
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I think he might be one of the longest tenured SNL cast members of all time.
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Okay. Hold on a second. Is this list just good-looking brothers or are these ones that are on TV presently?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Anthony Mackie was there at the Daytona 500. He said, gentlemen, start your engines. But he had like a weird cadence. Oh.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
It stops us because they need to participate.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Congratulations, you've stopped us. We were talking before this show, Hawk, I don't know because you're a real athlete. I don't know if you ever played with a Vortex football growing up. Did you ever play with the Vortex?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
But it would make noise. Yeah, and it had the whistle. Yeah. I felt like I could throw that 90 yards easily. Probably it went like 45 feet.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
The point was, Dan was trying to say how great we all are as athletes. I think we could all throw a vortex.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
You're trying to shame him for being a good father?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Is it also possible that your body's hurting because you're getting old? Because I didn't play in the NFL, and boy, my dogs bark sometimes.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
He's in better shape. I started feeling these things at like 27. 25 for me. Yeah. You're in shape a lot longer than the rest of us.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Hannibal Lecter. It's very dangerous, Dan. It's not a sport that we should all just be doing, especially at our advanced ages.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I live on the edge, man. I don't know what to tell you. Easily. Some of us are built for this.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
You wanted to punch me in the face.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Another phone. Minor penalty, two minutes, high sticking.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Troy Brown was out of the league a number of years by the time Hawk joined the league. It would have been different teams. They would not have been teammates. No.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I got a guy that can fix that for you. Yeah?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
This guy was legit. He was super tall, though.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
That podiatrist's office that I went to years ago to have bunion surgery, I thought, man, if they had a rec basketball team, they would kill it. All the doctors were like 6'7". It was the strangest office I've ever been to.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Were you not listening when she said... Yeah, like, what are we doing here?
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Dude, that Suburban 100% has a heat license plate.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Or Miami Dade, like student parking decal on it.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
How did basketball players used to play in Converse? Yeah. Every time I put on Converse, I'm like, man, these offer. Shout out to Converse if they're a sponsor of the show.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
But horrible ankle support. And the idea that like the NBA players used to play in Converse and like this was a great evolution of like the shoe for them is insane.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
I learned that this weekend. Coogler did.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
Are you asking if there was shit-talking in this environment or if we went and were playing football and there was shit-talking? I'm saying that is there anyone— Because I could be weird if someone just ran up and tackled Hawk just because while he's doing his show.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
This is probably one of the most psychotic sentences ever, but when you're playing sports and you have a situation where you get hit or whatever, there's nothing like the taste of blood. As soon as you get the taste of blood in your mouth, you're like, okay.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
In Roy's defense, it is a lot that you got going on. And also, I felt like we did Venmo last segment. If we're going to be honest with you, you should have been fine.
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The Big Suey: Don't Let Me Taste Blood
In the right environment, though. No, like on a field, you're like, oh, this is a good taste. At home, you're like, I got to call someone. This is a problem. I should be tasting blood right now.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and he said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me! I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
If I don't have to move to LA and I could just do this somewhere near in the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now, maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du warst mit Matt Coogler, Produzent von South Beach Sessions.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Pitbull war da, Demi Lovato war da, die Nacht davor, an einer privaten Party, die wir besucht haben. Es ist ein ganzes Ding. Es ist ein großes Event. Der Great American Race, der Superbowl des Motorsports, wie viele sagen. Auch wenn es die erste Rennstrecke ist. Wir mussten gehen, es ist Daytona, es ist eine kurze Rennstrecke.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Wir sind zurückgekommen, wir sind zurückgegangen, wir haben mit Karl gesprochen. Ich denke, ich werde vielleicht die Stelle, wo wir am Abend geblieben sind, besuchen können, damit wir die Rennstrecke am nächsten Tag besuchen können. Und Ja, ich meine, wenn du uns da anrufst und es gut ist und wir es schaffen können, dann werden wir dein Event besuchen. Wenn Pitbull da ist.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Pitbull war da, weil Billy da war. Ich wusste nicht, dass Pitbull da war, als ich verabschiedet war. Ich wusste nicht, dass Demi Lovato da sein wird.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ja, ich glaube, letztes Jahr musste er spielen und dann wurde er zurückgezogen, nicht zurückgezogen, aber zurückgezogen zum nächsten Tag. Und da gab es, Spoiler-Alert, ich glaube nicht Spoiler-Alert, man könnte einfach auf die Daytona 500 schauen, aber es regnete nach 11 Runden und es gab einen sehr langen Verlust. Und dann müssen sie fahren und die Strecke mit speziellen, trockenen Autos drehen.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du wirst herausfinden, er kostet es. in New Smyrna Beach, about 35 minutes away and then we drove over an Airbnb, lovely place to stay. Chad, great host. If anyone has any recommendations or is looking for a place to stay in New Smyrna Beach, stay at Chad's place. It was nice.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Yeah, Kugler was really good. Es war verarschend, ehrlich gesagt, weil er das die Nacht vorher gemacht hat und wir waren bei diesem NASCAR-Event mit all diesen großen NASCAR-Wigs da und Jersey Jerry von Barstool war da auch und Cougs ist einfach so eine Sturm-Dance. Kannst du bitte stoppen? Niemand anderes tanzt. Aber er ist wirklich flüssig mit dem Cougs. Das ist nicht nur...
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I don't know how that's possible.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Sie sind hier auf der Bühne und gucken Pit. Was für ein Tag. This is what NASCAR is about. This is what it's about. That's how you open a NASCAR season. Just like that. I'm home.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I'm home. It's not exactly showing off NASCAR.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du bist etwa fünf Fuß von dem Präsidenten. Du kannst virtually alles tun, was du willst.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Oh ja, ich habe das gemacht. Ich habe meinen Namen auf der Strecke geschrieben. Die Art und Weise, wie wir das Video geöffnet haben, es war in Pit Row auf der Wand, als die Autos vorbeigehen, nur ein Start zu einem Video. Und es war nicht so, dass ich eine besondere Person war. Ich stand nur da für 30 Minuten, damit ich diesen Spot hätte.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
He's now in control and can play a video to tank this whole thing.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Das ist der 67. Rennen des Daytona 500 auf der Daytona International Speedway. Die Fans sind bereit. für Pitbull, der bald an der Bühne ansteigen wird. Ein bisschen trauriger Tag. Pitbull hatte vor zwei Tagen mit seinem Renn-Team einen Fall. Er ist leider nicht mehr Teil von Trackhouse Racing.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Manche sagen, das ist vielleicht sein Schwanz-Song, das ist vielleicht sein letzter Performance für NASCAR. Zeit wird sagen, aber wir sind sehr glücklich, dass wir hier für diesen Moment in der Geschichte sind, als Pitbull singt. Einmal, vielleicht zum letzten Mal, auf der Daytona International Speedway. Herr, sind Sie heute für Pitbull aufgeregt? Entschuldigung?
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Sind Sie heute für Pitbull aufgeregt? Oh ja, definitiv. Leid, dass er mit Trackhouse Racing ausgelaufen ist.
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Er sah sich zu emotional zu sprechen.
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I was asked by many people, they came up to me just because they saw the camera and the microphone, like, you're a YouTuber? And I'm like, kind of, it's complicated. Let's just say yes for now.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Daytona Motor Speedway International, Daytona International Speedway, the Super Bowl of Racing. Auch wenn es die erste Runde ist, was seltsam ist, denn normalerweise ist die Superbowl am Ende des Jahres. Nicht normalerweise, es ist immer am Ende des Jahres. Was ist diese Musik? Und das ist, wo sie den Champion beurteilen. Das ist die erste Runde des Jahres, aber es ist die Superbowl.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ist das ein Banjo? Daytona International Speedway. Schaut euch das hier an. Es sieht im Moment leer aus, aber es wird sich vollziehen. Wir erwarten heute eine große Gruppe. Ich weiß nicht, ob das zusammenhängt, aber wir erwarten ein großes Publikum heute.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Wir waren gerade an einer privaten Party, die Nacht davor, als wir für NASCAR-Big Wigs an einem Flughaushalt eingeladen wurden. Und dann sahen wir den Schedule und es war so, dass Demi Lovato performiert hat. Und wir waren so, wirklich? Okay, jetzt müssen wir gehen. Und es war cinematisch. Wir waren nicht auf der Liste, das war eine ganze Sache.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Und dann mussten wir herausfinden, wie wir auf der Liste waren, wen wir durchgehen mussten. Es war eine ganze Sache. Aber als wir in die Liste gingen, kam Demi auf die Bühne und wurde stolz und begann zu spielen. Und dann sahen wir uns und dachten uns, oh, wir können ein bisschen näher kommen. Wir können ein bisschen näher kommen. Und dann kam es zu einem Punkt, wo wir dachten, das ist genug nah.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du kannst literally nur aufstehen und auf der Bühne sitzen, weil es so eine private Party war und jeder war nur mit seinem NASCAR in der Rückseite. Und wir waren nur da für Demi. Und wir waren wahrscheinlich 15 Meter von der Bühne weg, weil wir nicht mehr näher kommen wollten und es seltsam machen wollten.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Oh ja, dieses Video wird nicht mehr auf YouTube sein. Ich weiß nicht, warum wir das gehört haben. Warum hast du das gemacht? Ich werde dir das sagen. Gut gemacht, Leute.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du hast Thomas gesehen. Thomas, das war das seltsame. Demi Lovato hat sich in der Mitte des Konzerts an Thomas gehalten und gesagt hat, ich liebe diesen Mann. Ich liebe seine Energie. Und dann ging zurück und hat weiter gesungen. Weil er tanzt und sie sagt so Sachen wie, ihr wisst diesen Song vielleicht, und dann schreit er aus. Und dann könnt ihr sehen, wie nah wir sind. Er schreit aus.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
What a performer, by the way, Demi Lovato live. We thought, because this is a corporate event, maybe we'd be mailing it in and just be going through the motions, lip-syncing potentially. No. Did she do a heart attack? Oh, of course she did a heart attack. Man, that's tough live. She did a heart attack. Look at that. That was us when we decided. Is she playing right now, posing for us?
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Yeah, yeah, that was in the middle of a song. She came up to us. We got right up with these things.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Where's the greatest Joey Logano interview that has ever been done? People were calling us the Demi Lovat bros.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Es war schnell. Es war wie ein kurzer Walk and Talk. Ich denke, wir haben vielleicht drei Fragen gefragt. Und ich sage, nicht um jemanden zu verletzen, aber nachher waren die Leute so, was war das?
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ich war so, wir werden zurückgehen, und er war so, zurückgehen, und dann pausierte er und sagte, Championship at the end of the year? Ich war so, ja! Das war es. Er hat die Daytona 500 nicht gewonnen. Das war es.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Wie viele Setsa-Türen denken Sie, dass sie in Daytona benutzt werden? International Speedway for the Daytona 500. If you were to guess, how many sets of tires?
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Ich würde sagen, 20. 20, okay. Für dieses Rennen benutzen sie nur sieben Räder. Wie viel kostet jeder Räder? Oh, das müssen tausende Dollar sein. Nein, das müssen 400 Dollar sein. Okay. Ich denke, wenn du das Premium bekommst, ich habe 800 Dollar bezahlt oder so.
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Ist das dein Wunsch? Ja, 10 Dollar ist dein Wunsch für den Set.
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Okay, also 40 Dollar ist mein Wunsch. 2800 Dollar für den Set von 4 Tieren.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I think I told you, I had a guy pull up to me in a van in a Home Depot parking lot. I was walking out, I had bought a planter and he's like, hey, hey, hey. Du brauchst ein Home-Soundsystem? Ich habe ein Surround-Sound, all diese Sprecher. Er öffnet es und ich bin so, wo geht das hin? Ich bin sehr überrascht von dieser Interaktion.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Normalerweise ist das ein 7000 Dollar Soundsystem, aber ich kann es dir wahrscheinlich für drei geben. Und ich bin so. Wird dieser Mann denken, dass ich nur mit 3.000 Dollar für ein Geräuschsystem gehen muss, in dem Fall, dass mir jemand mit einem Van mit Elektronik eingeladen hat? Es war das seltsame, dass ich dachte, nein, ich habe ein kleines Haus. Das ist das, was ich immer gesagt habe.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Nein, nein, ich habe ein kleines Haus. Nein, das ist gut für irgendein Haus. Ich habe Kinder, es wird zu laut. Ich kann das nicht machen. Danke, aber vielleicht nächstes Mal. Ich denke, ich habe es mit einem vielleicht nächstes Mal gemacht.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I can tell you this, you don't need cash or a credit card machine when you have Venmo. I mean, it's easy to do. Boom, boom. Venmo also sponsors our fine bucket. I don't know if you knew that, Dan, Hawk. Sometimes, you know, we'll get fines for doing things sponsored by Venmo. Incredible. Well done.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
The three people, first of all, I will tell you this, that trip... Du musst nicht wissen, wie viel das Geld für diese Sachen kostet. Das war vielleicht etwa 700 Dollar für vier Leute, die in den Daytona 500 gehen. Das war fast nichts. Es war wie ein Ausgleich. Ich sollte mich aufladen und einen Preis aufnehmen, weißt du, was ich meine? Vielleicht ein paar Gas-Mile oder so.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Aber wir mussten jemanden haben, um die sozialen Clips rauszukriegen. Wir haben die Clips rausgebracht. Boom, so. Boom, boom, boom.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I think I'm home. Hello, sir. How are you? Who do we like today? Wer mögen wir heute? Briscoe, Chase Briscoe bitte. Wirklich? Ja. Glaubst du heute ist der Tag für Chase? Ich hoffe es. Ich hoffe wir können die Rennstrecke machen. Ich hoffe es ist Lead Briscoe heute, weißt du was ich meine?
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Das ist die Nummer neun Fahrt, die hier durchkommt, Taylor. Achtung. Achtung. Das ist eine gute looking Fahrt. Sind wir Nummer neun, Leute? Ist das Chase Elliott? Das ist was, Elliot. Wir sind Elliot-Kollegen, glaube ich. Hier geht's. Eine 48er-Fahrt. Eine historische Nummer, eine 48er-Fahrt von NASCAR. Bowman fährt sie heute. Ich denke, wir sind heute Bowmen. Hier. Die 48er-Fahrt.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Weißt du, was ich meine? Billy? Ich mag es. Ich mag, wie wir so weit aussehen. Gute Nacht.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
I mean, I saw his name on the car. It's over the window.
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I was not. I gotta tell you, word got to me that you were really poo-pooing that situation.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
That was not the sentiment. I heard you said no big deal or something along those lines. I've had many a day.
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Sie versuchen, uns zu dividieren. Genau.
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Aber du musst die Eröffnung zum Video-Package auf YouTube sehen.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Du kannst es nicht sehen. Es sah fast aus wie ein Onesie. Diese Kofferhosen, gleicher Print, wie mitten im Hals.
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Local Hour: The Demi Lovatbros
Wenn es um Erkrankungen geht, weil du gesagt hast, dass du dich für Kracken enttäuscht hast, wann ist es eine Erkrankung und wann bist du ein Olleck? Warum sind sie nicht Krackaholics?
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It's fine. They're spectrums of love. You just love them less. That's okay.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
International, really.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Yeah, stupid. Did the Bucs even take it home? They didn't do the celebration. They didn't want the champagne. Their coach was like, ah, let's not do that.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
That's what I'm wondering. I mean, part of them are cosigns, right? So, like, Greg has his book about the lion, right? But Dave Hyde has Swagger. With Jimmy Johnson. Yeah, that was a big one. He also has Perfection. with Bob Greasy. Then he has Still Perfect, The Untold Story of the 1972 Dolphins, and then The Dolphins at 50, Legends and Memories. One Trick Pony, some are saying. Wait a minute.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I think we have bigger fish to fry right now. Everyone's screaming at each other.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
He's supposed to be wrapping a present, I think, too.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Nothing. Just, you know, heard a joke.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
I found one of those Blueys at Walmart, by the way. Oh, yeah. Expensive. Looking for the footballs.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Dan, before Greg goes rapping, he told us how great he was as a rapper. So I went and I collected about six or seven presents for you and I put them in the back corner to see if you can guess which one of them is Greg's rapping because he did such a great job. Other corner over there, right over your shoulder. Maybe you want to get them.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Then we can kind of assess which one we think is the best rap and which one we think is Greg's. So then you'll know. Also, I'll let you know, someone has reached out to me personally and they said that they got wind of you wanting to match every toy that was donated.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
And they told me that they want to donate a Nintendo Switch and asked me how they can send one to us from Iowa so that you have to buy a Nintendo Switch for someone.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
So this person needs to book a flight and get down here. He'd need to deliver it in person.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Stugatz also, in an effort to help, has made it worse because now no one can see any of the gifts. He wants to move them closer.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
They're out of the shot now.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Giving it all. In Greg's defense, gift giving and charity involves really two primary parties, the giver and the receiver, both of them playing equal roles. If you do not have the receiver, then the giver is accomplishing nothing. So receiving charity is just as equal as giving charity, I think. Sure is.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Just trying to close loops. It's just for you to guess which one because they were some nicely wrapped presents to see which one you thought was the best. All right.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
No, no, no. Well, there's one on the floor, too, I think that has a bow, possibly.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
He mentioned a bow, also. He loves a bow, yeah.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
Strings with no bow. The one that he bragged about how great it was. Not that one, the other one with the rhino on it.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Happy holidays, everyone. We have, by the way, two established authors here. Maybe we could donate some books to the cause. What do we think? Gift of literature. It's worse than perfume.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Greg, when it comes to the cut, are you one that does multiple cuts? Are you the type that cuts once and then does the slide across the paper?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Go for it. How do you feel about gift bags?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I kind of want to go out there and see if I can identify Greg's gift just based on the wrapping.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Dan, if you were to guess, where would you think you would acquire that giant bluey that's next to Roy? Where would you go to match that one?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Imagine you play a game of memory, right? And you're just like, well, that's a card that matches with another card. Like, no, you need to match the things on the card.
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Match the fours to the fours.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Well, we have a Bluey and a football so far, so I'm on it. I'm all caught up.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Football looks suspiciously familiar to what Tony had yesterday, too.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
You gotta stack the cups. I'm still winning it again, though. You gotta stack cups. Get the Biden Cup. That amount did nothing.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Well, that's not tomorrow. Today's Wednesday, everybody. We keep seeming to forget that. Mm-hmm.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Go ahead.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
I feel like we're overcomplicating this. People like the Panthers and watch the Panthers because they've been good the past years and they just won the championship.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Yeah, exactly right. You're good and you don't blow up your team. People care and they're going to watch because they want you to keep winning. None of the other teams have actually really been super close. The heat went to the finals, but no one actually thought they were going to win the finals that year.
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It's so far away.
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My daughter's the only team she talks about down here. But also, you have season tickets. You control what your children like.
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70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.
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So you're going to buy the exact same toys?
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When's the last time you were in a toy aisle? I'd love to go toy shopping with you. Yeah. That'd be fun.
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We'll have Billy get roped in. Yeah, it's my last day this year, so get that done today. What was your idea?
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I said I'd love for you to do it.
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Yeah, I would, in theory.
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Where you match toy for toy the exact same toy, and your charity watch is not done until you've found the exact same toys.
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You know, he's kind of taking a little bit to get into his groove, but we'll get there.
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Oh, come on, Greg.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
Well, I'll also say this for the people who like God bless football and for those that hate it, too. It doesn't matter. It's going to be dark the next couple weeks on this show. God bless football will not because it's playoff time for college sports and for the NFL. So you're still going to be getting your Mondays and Fridays episodes for God bless football. We're not going to abandon you here.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
And also you can vote for us at sportspodcastgroup.com if you'd like. Best football podcast. We're up against the Kelseys. And we're up against Mina. And we're up against a number of people, so please vote for us because we have stiff competition last year. And last year, we love you guys, but you failed us. We didn't even medal last year.
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So I don't want to blame you, like Dan's blaming you guys if the kids don't get toys this year. But if you want us to win, you're going to have to vote for us. And if you want those kids to have a nice Christmas, you have to donate toys because Dan's not donating a damn thing unless you donate. That's how it works. Match or nothing.
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What age group do you buy gifts for, Stugat, since there's obviously a void in the middle that you don't need to buy for?
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So 13 to 20.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Pablo, were you also on Facebook when it was just a Hot or Not website?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Really?
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Finally walking a mile in my shoes, Pablo.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
Well, they don't invite him on MSNBC because he thinks that corruption is the same now as it was before money entered politics.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
That's as good as it gets.
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The Big Suey: Pablo Torre Could Have Saved The World (feat. David Samson & Pablo Torre)
You did that pretty quickly.
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
What's happening there? I don't know. He's just shouting out his homies. Why can't he shout out his homies? Is he not allowed to say homie? What's going on here? What's going on here, I think, is the question.
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Oh, he's unbuttoned. He's semi-buttoned on God Bless Football. Off air, he's unbuttoned. We're talking shirt unbuttoned, right? Well, not off air. Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a job. You know it's a job, and you behave differently at work than you do at home. I'm sure Mina Kimes is a lot differently on NFL Countdown than she is just hanging out on the weekend. Right, with Lenny.
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Talk to the homie, Lenny.
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Why do you want him to call everybody motherfuckers like he does on God Bless Football?
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Yeah, imagine that's how he's talking to Tony Dungy. That doesn't work.
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Do they have to be retired or just any former Chief?
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I think Tyree Kill would retire just so he could go back to Kansas City under this scenario.
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A big 6'2", though. A big 6'2".
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Local Hour: We're All Tired Of Jimmy Butler And The Heat
So, like, how old are you before you, like, when you start disrespecting older?
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Like, when I say Babe Ruth would be, like, a softball, beer league softball player. Like, that's the question. Like, when are we going to get that?
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It's cute that you think that you own your own thoughts, Dan, and that someone doesn't already own them. That's correct. They seem like genuine friends to me.
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It was a long 40 minutes. It was long. Too long. It is. It is. You buy weird notes.
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I want to get... Surprised he didn't have a Jimmy Butler jersey autographed behind his head. Jesus. Carrying water. So...
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Yeah. That was 11 years ago. LeBron left 11 years ago. That's amazing. Really? Yeah.
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I'd also say that, like, you know, saying that people are tired of talking about Jimmy Butler, they're tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat. The Heat are also tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat, and Jimmy Butler is also tired of Jimmy Butler and the Heat. So imagine everyone else who's less invested of the situation.
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On this show or in general?
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I mean, I saw Wendy's that was closed, but that's about it. Right. Jordan's still the greatest.
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Well, so do you think or does Chris Sims think that the Rams are going to the Super Bowl?
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He talks a lot cooler than he looks. What? He's just shouting out his homies. What's the big deal?
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Sims is in the Lefkoe tree, you say.
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I don't know, I'm asking. I think Sims would view Lefkoe as in the Sims' tree. I'm wondering if that's the way he sees it, too.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Hier ist die Sache. Wir sind 3-0, wenn wir die Ducks gegen die Sprengung nehmen. Nicht, weil sie all diese Spiele gewonnen haben, sondern weil sie gespielt haben. Und im Hockey ist eigentlich jedes Spiel ein 1,5-Punkt-Spread. Wie haben sie gegen einander gespielt? Sie haben zwei Mal dieses Jahr gespielt. Am 16. Oktober und am 22. Dezember. Beide Mal...
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
The Anaheim Ducks came out victorious by a score of 5-4. In October was in overtime. In December it was a shootout that decided the game. Either way, 5-4 is only a one goal difference. And here, games in Utah, Utah Hockey Club is favored by one and a half goals. They haven't beat the Ducks yet this year. In the last five, both teams are 2-3. You know what?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
So, Tiger, did he get hurt in his own digital golf league, TGL? Because he's saying that he didn't, but that's all the activity that we've seen him doing lately. But he also then can't go out and say, I got injured in this league that I started, and you guys should still watch it, and it's fun, and no one ever gets hurt, right?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Das hat nichts mit TGL zu tun. Okay. Well, hold on. Let's see where it's going.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Du bist gut. Ich spekuliere nicht. Ich frage nur, ob jemand... Du sagst, es gibt ein Cover-Up mit Tiger Woods. Nein, ich würde das nicht sagen. Ich frage, warum ihr das nicht sagt. Ja. Warum sagt ihr das nicht, ist das, was ich frage.
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Er hat gesagt, meine Achillen sind schmerzhaft.
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He'll play with Charlie. The Golden Bear is out there for a tournament a year. Jack Nicholson.
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Der kleine Wayne heute war unglaublich.
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Jack Nicklaus oder Alner Palmer, einer von ihnen ist immer da. Alner Palmer ist nicht mehr bei uns.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ja, sie gehen da raus, spielen. Sie gehen rum nach zwei Hosen und sagen, ich bin zurück. Und dann stoppen sie. Er kann das mit Charlie machen. Und jetzt, dass er seine Computer-Digital-Golf-Simulator hat, geht er da raus, TGL. Er könnte definitiv mit Charlie spielen. War nicht Charlie, der ihm Hühnern-Nuggets the other day threw?
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I'm not gonna say that the Ducks are gonna win, but I am gonna say that they're gonna cover. Ride the Ducks. You know what we say here at Against the Spread? Against the Spread? Ducks fly together.
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Multiple Instanzen.
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Dude, I have such a good idea and I'm wondering if you... I think only Amin will follow me on this one because it's kind of out there, this idea. It's been a while since we've heard any headlines on these people, right? Dude, Liv should sign Charlie Wood. And then you just put Woods on all of your promotional stuff going forward.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
You throw a boatload of money at Charlie Woods if you're Liv just to get people out there. And like, is Tiger not gonna go to support his son? Because that's crazy. Right? You sign Charlie Woods to a massive deal if you're Liv and you find a way to get Tiger there by kind of going around the system where Tiger wouldn't sign with them to begin with.
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Will Jake seine Musik schreiben oder nicht?
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Nein! I think he is.
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Ich würde sagen, weil von deiner Attitüde her. Du setzt das so auf, als wäre das schrecklich. Wenn wir das so beherrschen, wie wir es als Show tun könnten, wäre das großartig. Ich würde anrufen, Leute auf levitardaf.com zu besuchen, wenn sie Teil dieses Turnieres sein wollen. Ich bin gestern Abend durchgegangen, als ich die Videos gesehen habe.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ich sah es so aus, als ob ich Jobinterviews durchführe, während ich diese Videos gesehen habe. Es gab mir wirklich einen Blick darauf, wen ich an bestimmten Positionen hire. I don't know if you guys would agree with my hires, but I was on the hiring committee last night, and I will say this. We got some options here.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
So if I were you guys, I would get in, because I will tell you this, and I don't want to create any urgency here, but we're going to be ranking these people the next, I'd say, two days. So if you want to get in, I think today is kind of right around the last opportunity you're going to have. Unless you want to do tomorrow, then maybe we'll check it tomorrow.
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But we're starting to rank these teams, and lo and behold... We have surpassed the 64 entrants that I was hoping that we would get. So we're going to be eliminating people. Right now I got two folders. You're going to want to be in one of the two folders. The two folder options right now are approved and the other option is reviewed, not approved. That's the folder you want to avoid.
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Don't want to be in that one. So come in, send a video, Levitard AF, submit and tell us why you should be watching the game with Dan or why you're the biggest fan or really whatever you want. Because I've learned in watching these videos, some of you are not sticking to a script whatsoever. You're just talking about whatever you want. What are the rules? Be funny. Be less, be 30 seconds or less.
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Like really is the most important rule. Telling you funny is your best way on the show. Be you. I would say be you because there's a lot of, if I'm going to tell you.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Nein, nein, du bist es, denn ich werde es dir jetzt sagen. Der veröffentlichte, nicht veröffentlichte Folder ist voll mit einigen lustigen Jungs, die nicht sehr lustig waren. Also, wenn du einen lustigen Jungen versuchst, I'm not sure what you're going to do on this job interview. So if you want, I would even say, if you're taking this seriously like a job interview, maybe you wear a suit.
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Maybe you dress to impress. Maybe you dress for the job that you want. Try, in other words. Not try, don't be yourself.
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Unless you're funny and then be yourself. Here's the best advice I can give you. Try... um dich selbst zu sein, oder die Version von dir selbst, die du denkst, dass ich in der nächsten Runde durchführen würde. Was auch immer das bedeutet, in 30 Sekunden oder weniger.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Ich hatte alle Lichter aus, weil es nach dem Schlafzeitpunkt in meinem Haus war. Und die Lichter gehen durch die Kratzer der Tür. Also war ich literally nur in der Dunkelheit.
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Dude, es war nach 8.40 Uhr. Es war eine späte Nacht. Es war eine späte Nacht.
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Ich habe ein Büro, in dem ich es machen konnte, aber ich habe mir entschieden, dass ich es auf dem Kühlschrank machen werde. Aber es war schwarz. Die einzige Lichterung kam von meinem Laptop, als ich diese Videos gesehen habe. Es war sehr traurig, um ehrlich zu sein. Es war eine sehr traurige Nacht. It feels a little sad.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
We put the sad in sadness last night in the Gill household.
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Can I tell you something? I'm going to break the fourth wall here. I shouldn't. No, I want to hear it. I just want you guys to be in the process. So I was doing this and the thing is now I believe this is going to lead to a lot of fraud in these videos. Einer der Leute, die ich durchgebracht habe, hat ein Video von Alaska veröffentlicht.
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Aus dem Glacier, trinkt Kaffee, machte einen Pitch, warum er hier wäre.
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Ich dachte ehrlich gesagt, dass ich das durchgebracht habe und die Fähigkeit dieses Fans aufnehmen werde, weil ich logistisch sehen will, wie wir es organisieren werden, um jemanden aus Alaska zu bekommen. He was on the fence and I said, you know what?
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Greyhound. Oh, dude, a Greyhound? You gotta leave now.
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LevitardAF.com if you want to submit a video here. Join us for the fun.
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Yeah, it's a fan voting thing.
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It's up to the fans. This is democracy.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
Pro-democracy. I'm not going to apologize for that.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I'll tell you this. We have a type. We definitely have a type. Dude.
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Hour 2: The Shit-ification of America Continues
I haven't seen steak sauce yet.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
This would be like me being like, hey, don't do word combos to me.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I think he's like Udonis Haslam. He'll get his jersey retired by one team, but not a Hall of Famer.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Let's get a couple players to compare and put it on the poll.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
But then wanted to go be a smaller piece. He's like Clint Howard.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I'm wondering what other breakfast food he could have as a name that would also have a good career as an actor.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I don't think we'll beat Kevin Bacon. I'm asking the question.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Kevin, Corned Beef, and Hash. We're workshopping.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Kevin Flan. Kevin Flan's an action hero. That's a Hall of Famer. Kevin Grit. That's a good one. It has to be Grits, right? Yeah, but I'm just. Just one. Just a single. To me, the name is more powerful. Yeah, the sequel is Kevin Grits.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I was thinking Buddy had to be number one, but that's a good list. Chief, man. Chief. All right, Chief.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Relax, Buddy. I think Buddy might. I like Buddy and Chief.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Jackass did you say champ champ? That's what a stepdad calls a kid like champs never used Never used condescending all the time to me. It's like hey good job champ Stepfather taught like genuinely talking to a young kid.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Ooh, that's a good one. Now that's a star. I do the opposite of what you were saying kids do. I'm like, if I want ice cream, I go, Gracelyn, go tell Mommy we should get ice cream. Sometimes I get caught we were walking out of a restaurant the other day, and there was a cold stones right there So I'm like tapping my daughter.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
I'm like okay, and my wife looks back and sees me Pointing at the cold stones like tell mommy we should go and I'm just like oh I was looking I was stretching my arm.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
It was a school night. It was past 830. My wife has this thing past 830. Did you still have homework to do Chris? No, but my daughter needs to go to sleep. You know by 9.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
8.30, she wants us to be like, we can't go get ice cream at 8.30 on a school night. Like, 8.30, we either need to be out of the restaurant. If we're going out to eat on a school night, we need to be out by 8.30 is the rule.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Oh, it's the Graceland she says that, but I know the rule because I'm an adult.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
You're acting like this is a debut album. It's like your 17th album.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stugatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Hour 1: Kevin Con Leche
Not to justify what he said, but apparently this was like he had done multiple games in this night. So this is an old man delirious. This is Greg Cody at the end of the show.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Chris, it's an insane hill to die on. I'm sorry.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
I think if you did an Elon Musk impression now, probably wouldn't be able to air it over television.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Also, he's your backup.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Well, not me. Last year, I was like, they should sign a better backup because they totally. They shouldn't have let Mike White go. See, if that's what we're doing here. But he had to make the White Lotus. We want Mike White over Zach Wilson. We needed season three of White Lotus.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
This was around the time of that whole cave rescue debacle. I think that was when a lot of people were like, hang on a second.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
What about what I can assure you? You're not.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
But the argument was Russell Wilson or Zach Wilson, was it?
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Billy, a Spanish instructor is something that I would like to do with you. David's just been saying tits, tits, tits, tits, tits over and over for five minutes.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
I believe that the... It's obscene and profane is the FCC standard, but the George Carlin bit, it is one of those words, and I think that they get transposed with one another.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
And also a hat that says ass.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
The Russell Wilson-Steelers conversation is an interesting one that I feel like we've already had several times. But I don't think he is the only reason to blame for the Steelers imploding at the end of the season.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
And I do think that in a better world where there's not animosity perceived on my part between him and Arthur Smith, it makes sense for them to just re-sign him for a year because they're not going to get anything better. That being said, Zach Wilson wouldn't be better either.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
I think, of course, unless it's like really good and they have like, you know, like The Last Dance, they had the archival footage that made it worthwhile. But yeah, you know, you're going to get a different version of the truth.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
You have a house in East Hampton with like several different toilets, depending on what time of day it is.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Wow. Okay. And spiritually, I was right. Sorry, Bridgehampton? I don't know where your house is, David. You've got a lot of toilets. That's my point.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Honestly, you guys attacking Billy on that was some of the best work yesterday.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Oh, and now he's amazing. He didn't throw any interceptions when he was playing for the Browns this year.
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Who?
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The Big Suey: We Talked About an Asshat (feat. David Samson)
Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan seems kind of obvious.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Just multiple comments from the room. Amin's in a hat.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
He's above average.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Jalen Brown there would be.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Having said all of this, all of you would bet yes. Everyone would bet yes. I'm confused whether he's done it or not.
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Local Hour: Today's Crew Fixes Yesterday's Show
Right, because we're jerks.
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I agree. In general, your point is not wrong, but the last few weeks, they've turned it up is all we're saying. You're hitting them like they're still down. They're trying. Maybe.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Look at this.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
I think I'm speaking goat to goat here. Him, Paul Pabst.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah, I'll give Paul Pabst his flowers.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
I think I'm up there. He hides behind the numbers. Well, you put yourself in the top five. Yeah, I think I'm up there. Mike's a top five.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
I'm leaving Andy King out, but I mean.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Travis Rogers.
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This is the Don Libetard Show with the Stugatz.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
But I'm top five. Right. Right. You guys. You're supposed to let others do that for you, though.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
No idea. Okay, so. I'll guess. No, no, you can. Memphis, I mean, I don't know. It was. It used to be. Wow. A cup of coffee? A couple years. All right.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
And now Derek White is you.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
He is making $16.6 million this year.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Shot maker. I know. Is he a Bucs legend, though? I mean.
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Sidney Moncrief.
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Well, he does. I mean, he plays basketball for a living. Sign me up. I'll play for the Wizards. The answer's never.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
You want me to feel bad for a guy who was in Boston, played with the same players that Derek White is playing with, played with the same players that Drew Holiday, he couldn't get it done, and now he's in Washington. But you know what? $16.6 million.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Do you think those Bulls teams win six championships without Horace Grant and Dennis Rodman?
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
You think they win without Jon Paxson or B.J. Armstrong? Yes.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Not make it 16.6 million, though.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah. The Bulls are the example for you, Dan. Yes. They did it with two separate teams, like interchangeable pieces. It was Purdue, then it was Wennington, it was Paxton, then it was B.J. Armstrong.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
That's what I was trying to tell you.
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Yes, yes.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
You know, 97 Bulls and Robert Parrish. We left out Scott Williams and Robert Parrish. That's right, the Chiefs.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
He wants so many undeserving basketball player rings.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
But they could all hit a baseline, Jay. All of them.
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They had 15 of them.
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I mean, Dudley went to Yale.
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It's the exact sound you made.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yes. When someone, yes, shakes your uncle's hand. Yes. You know what I'm saying.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah, yeah. It is?
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
They did things and asked Aaron Rodgers to do things they knew Aaron Rodgers was not willing to do. He was never going to accept those terms, not from that organization. And so you have a new head coach at Aaron Glenn who's saying, hey, I don't care if you're Aaron Rodgers. He has to do this, Dan, right? I don't care if you're Aaron Rodgers.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
You're going to do it my way or you're getting out of here. And I don't mind that Aaron Glenn did it. I don't. He has to. He has to save face because a lot of the criticism was exactly what you just spoke about over the last two years. Aaron was doing whatever Aaron wanted to do. And Aaron Glenn is simply saying not anymore. You're not doing it anymore. And I understand that. I do.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
It worked fine for Aaron.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
And no one will challenge.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Yeah, but Mike, you have a legend who's willing to talk about that on your show on a weekly basis. He's coming towards the end of his career.
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
But Dan, what Mike is asking is how long will that be able to sustain its value?
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
I did not read a book with my ears. By the way, you have Tomlin saying it's okay to do that show still?
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Hour 2: Mike Ryan's Case For Top 5 Executive Producer's Of All-Time
Plus, he's interesting. Mike, we know this. We had him on all the time. He's an interesting guy. And I think that interest and him being kind of interested and piquing people's curiosity will last well beyond his playing years. I think people are just fascinated.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks
On the other hand, the Ducks have lost three of their last seven, six of their last 11, and 13 of their last 25. The Ducks have been eliminated from the postseason already, but you know these scrappy Ducks, they're not just going to roll over here to the Flames who are still in playoff contention. That's why I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half tonight.
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What if you do it past the blue line? Is that two goals maybe? If I may, let me follow this logic ladder.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks
One and a half. One and a half goals. Yeah, if you are on the opposite end of a power play, it's one and a half goals.
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Right. What's a shorthanded goal worth now?
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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks
That's what I'm saying, one and a half. A shorty. It's one and a half. Because if it's half one way, one and a half the other way. Let's be reasonable.
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Postgame Show: Billy's Ducks
All right, I'm going to stay on the ice, and the Calgary Flames are headed to Anaheim to take on the Ducks. Your Ducks. I've been big on the Ducks this year. Now, you look head-to-head, the Calgary Flames, three wins, no losses against the Ducks so far by scores of 4-1, 4-1, and 3-2 in overtime. The Flames have lost four of their last seven. four of their last 11, and 14 of their last 25.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
I mean, this is effectively right before the playoffs, but this seems like a move that you would normally applaud as leadership because this is not the time most people would do it. Most people would wait until the end of the season until a failed playoff run, and here they're saying, this is what we've determined to be the problem, and this is the piece that we feel like we need to remove.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Let's remove it now instead of wasting a playoff run.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Multiple times on your show, Greg, out of 100, where did he land on your top guess of all time? That's a good question, Billy.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
Wait, were you teaching the class? Or were you a student?
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
He was in a movie.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
It's the coffee. He has the steam going up his face while he's drinking it.
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Local Hour: That's The Price Of Being An Actor
I don't care. Ball basket. Is the season over? No. You still got to play.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Correct. Pat Riley went out there and got him Jay Crowder, I'll remind you, and Andre Iguodala. So like this thought process that he didn't get him any stars is just absurd. So we're with you, Dan. Thank you, Pat. Thank you, Pat. So what if he drove Shaq out of town? Thank you, Pat. So what if he drove away LeBron James? Thank you, Pat.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
So what if he burned that bridge with Dwayne Wade and then had to go out there and repair it himself and then build him the ugliest statue we've ever seen? Thank you, Pat. Thank you, Pat.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Billy, thank you for pulling... Thank you, Pat. Yes. I was inspired by Pat. That's why I did that.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
It's not nuanced. I have an idea. Oh, Lord. He's new to this game. I think we need to prove to the world that this show values Pat Riley more than anyone else. So here's what I'm thinking. You hear that, Ethan Skolnick? Yeah, Ethan. Here's what I'm thinking. We're the Pat Show. The Lakers, so the Heat, what did they do? They named their court after Pat Riley, right?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Except for the first, like, whatever that in-season tournament, they forgot to put his name on the court, and then they fixed that. And then the Lakers announced that they were going to build a statue for Pat Riley, I think, right? Didn't the Lakers do that?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I think we need to build him a statue first or bigger. We need to do something to be the first ones to honor him better than just putting his name on the floor where people step on it, which is, you know what?
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
No, no, our land. They're not getting our statue. It's our statue. They're not going to take our statue and make it seem... This is a situation like where, for example, someone gives you a present for Christmas and then you say, I don't like this. Does anyone want this present? That's not what we're doing. We're not giving away our statue so they get credit for it.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
We're building our own statue and it's going to be staring down the building. I propose that we make a statue of Pat Riley that is taller than the American Airlines Arena. Or we put it on the roof of the Elser. So it's looking down at the AAA saying, I built you. I'm above you.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Looking down at the arena. arena pointing also pointing at the arena saying you're nothing without me i'm the godfather He has all his rings on, right? Yes, of course. You're pointing, you see all the rings. And here's the good thing.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
The fact that it's on this building that's, I don't know, like 50 stories tall or something, it doesn't have to be that accurate because no one can see it from up close because you can't just access it. So it just has to look kind of like someone that's pointing at the building. But not too much like it that people think it's like a threat and then they shoot our statue.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
If I move, everything may lose its air and break. So if you want an inflatable dinosaur, you're going to have to stay put.
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Don Levitard. Go ahead, Billy. Ask him your question. Is gymnastics possibly corrupt? Oh, wow. Wow. Stugatz. I got some phlegm in my mouth. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah. Is gymnastics possibly corrupt? This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Well, you like it. Yeah, it's a kink.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I have no idea. I'm dressed like a dinosaur. I came in and they said, you got to dress like a dinosaur today. And I said, you know what? Dan needs this. I'm going to be a dinosaur today. I don't even know which team lost.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Dan needs a dinosaur today. I'm going to be a dinosaur.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I mean, I don't know that this is the right forum for this. I don't want to, you know, cause any rifts. Dan's going to lose sleep over with the heat security guard because it's going to get back to him. He's going to say, what did Dan say about me now? And then he's going to poke him in the elbow again.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
It's going to be a whole thing.
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But if you must ask, and I must tell you, it was at the last mosque that we had with the big stage. You remember that one? Yeah. Where it was in Wynwood, I think. Yes. So I noticed off to the side, the security guard, the bald security guard was like just off the stage where we were. And he was like hanging out by the stairs. So I felt like kind of bad.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I was like, why is this guy just hanging out by the stairs? There's this big crowd of people. Like I wanted him to feel welcome. So I was trying to be like a good host. So I was on the stage and I walked over to him and I said, Hey, good to see you. Like, thanks for coming out. Cause I've been told that he's a big fan of the show.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
So I thought it'd be nice to just say, Hey, thanks for coming out, whatever. So it's not just some guy hanging out by a stairwell. Right. So he, he, he shakes my hand very nicely. And then I walk away and I go back on the stage to do whatever we were doing. And then I report got to me that he then turned to the person next to him and said, who the bleep was that guy? Yeah.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I wasn't terrified. I thought he was a dick. He was one of the fans. All right, I'll get back to him.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Can you be a bandwagon fan if you've been complaining since 2006? I feel like he's lost that. It's 18 years of complaints.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I think we're losing the plot here. Dan said it.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
I have an update on the statue situation. Oh, really? I reached out to someone here who would know, and I said, do we have roof access? And they said, I don't know. That's the latest. All right.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
So help me do that tomorrow. Well, it's cold out. Do we want Greg out there in the elements? He's not feeling well. He's going to get out. He's going to be wet. And then he's going to get like it's I mean, it's borderline freezing right now.
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I don't know. I'm just telling you. Hello, Heat staff. Hey, Lorenzo, send us some free merch.
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You definitely don't have to watch what you say. You got all the talking points out there.
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He big-timed me at a MASA event.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Lids isn't even selling Panther stuff down here. It's impossible to find.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
Why did you say that? It's disrespectful to say you spent two days saying it. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. I didn't say it, Lorenzo. Send me some shirts.
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Local Hour: Pat Riley Made Dan Lose Sleep
So what if he's missed out on all the big free agents and he hasn't been able to execute a trade for a superstar? I mean, look at all the stuff he has given us.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Then fast forward and it's a funeral scene and you're like, oh no. And then they zoom out and it's Greg looking at Chris's casket.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
Billy, bring us home. I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half against the Vancouver Canucks. We are 2-0 when we take the Ducks this year. Last time we took the Ducks, it was very, very dicey. They were favored to lose by one and a half. They had a three to nothing lead. Most dangerous lead in hockey is two goals. They ended up blowing that. They were then down by one.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
They pulled the goalie, and then what happened? Lots of shots on goal. Hit the crossbar or the side post or one of those bars, and we almost lost by two, but we didn't. We covered, so that's as good as a win. I know what you're thinking. Billy, didn't the Vancouver Canucks and the Ducks play each other last Thursday? They did indeed, and the Ducks won 5-2. Well, this time it's in Vancouver.
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Postgame Show: Chris and JuJu's Loveline
The Ducks have won two of their last three. The Canucks have won one of their last five. Vancouver has the lead in points, 65 to 61. But we're going to take the Ducks plus one and a half against the Canucks tonight. Against the spread.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Billy, what's wrong with your cheese? I ate the cheese and... I regret it, not because it fell in the floor of the garage, but because it's been in my pocket for four hours, and it was warm and not good.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
This is crazy what Billy was doing. No, no. No, we were just having a conversation out there, like a regular sports conversation. And everybody was like screaming at me.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
No, you're telling this story bad. This is what happened. You guys were talking about Jeff Conine, and is he, like, it was really who's the Marlins, like, Dwayne Wade? And then someone's like, I guess it's Jeff Conine. And then, like, Jeremy's like, oh, are you saying something bad about my Dwayne? Never. We could never say anything about Dwayne, not Jeff Conine.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
So then they were saying, like, no, he's not even on Dwayne Wade's level. Like, Jeff Conine played for a million teams, and we're like, well, wait. So I'm kind of Dwayne Wade a little bit there. You're the one who said all of those things. And then they were like, well, Jeff Conine was never an all-star or an MVP. I was like, he was actually an all-star game MVP. And wait a minute.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
So was Dwayne Wade, an all-star game MVP. And Jeff Conine won two championships with the Marlins. And Dwayne Wade won three with the Heat. I was like, their careers are actually pretty paralleled. Like, Dwayne Wade is kind of...
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I'm just saying. Who's a better heat player of all time than Dwayne Wade? LeBron James.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I'm saying their careers had a lot of parallels is what I was saying. Jeff Conine.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Yeah, we didn't start there. We ended up there after we were comparing all of the things.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
That's crazy. On 305 Day, which is insane.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Well, you keep keeping up also for this Dwayne Wade that Dan told us earlier, and I quote, he's a liar. Liar. Are you guys putting me in a spot to have Jeff Conine and Udonis Haslam mad at me? And Dwayne Wade, because Dan called him a liar earlier. He said he made up that cookie thing just to make Pat Riley look bad. He may or may not have something else going on. We'll never know.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
The Jeff Conine and Dwayne Wade comparison is not that crazy. It's just a normal sports conversation. that was going on out there, and these people act like it's blasphemy, and how could you even have a conversation?
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Well, that was just because I was thinking back to when we were at Radio Row and we had an interview with Matthew Barry, who, you know, spoke to Jay-Z. But it wasn't about the time that he was interviewing Jay-Z. So we were talking to him actually about being like a big Jimmy Buffett fan and being a Parrothead fan. And then one thing led to another.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
And I don't know exactly what part of the clip was, but he told us of a dream that he had. And that dream came from an experience that he had when he was at a Margaritaville resort.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
So a Flowrider, for those of you who don't know, is like a surfing simulator that they have on cruise ships and stuff like that. So it's like a wave machine, essentially, where you can surf. And he has the dream or had the dream of putting one and installing one in his backyard until he found out it was almost $2.5 million. And I said, you know what?
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Well, some people see this story and they think it's ridiculous. Dream big, Matthew Barry. I hope you get that contract where you can put a $2 million surfing simulator in your backyard. And I feel like we should all aspire to dream that big.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I feel like you get Flo Rida for like 75 grand. No way. No way?
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Flo Rida, Mount Rushmore of treadmill performers. You listen to Flo Rida on a treadmill? Oh, my God.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Thank you for failing, though. We fixed the problem. We fixed the problem that we created.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I can see it in GQ. Bob never let the lights go out, I'll tell you that. That's true. Bob Cobb. What was his name? Bob Hob something, Cobb something. Bob Cobbler. That's a good question. Bob Cobbler. He's always working on that. He's always in Buffalo working on that barn. I wonder how that barn's doing.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
He took the money. I think Jessica has an HR claim just based on the ISO shots that they take of her all the time. Because the power going out, just having the shot on Jessica with bright lights while she's confused and maybe terrified.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I didn't say that. I saw it in your eyes. I mean, you had a host who was hiding in his attic for four years.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
You never did. That's true of me. One's got to go. Which one, Dano?
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Well, no, you guys started talking about the Warriors for 40 minutes for some reason.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
That was the best 20 minutes of the day. I can give you 20 more. If we want to get into fan theories, Dan.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
that's not true that is true no it's not they found her on Around the Horn and then booked her on this show she was on that show first
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Same with Sarah Spain and Pablo.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Thank you. Oh, that was a good movie. We got to the bottom of the saving the bacon yesterday, too, though, off air. Who saved it? Well, so let me get it. I texted Dan the explanation because he was texting us hours later.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
So while I was getting ready for the FIU UM game yesterday, I did some research and I sent it to Dan, but I'm assuming he brought it up because he wants me to explain to the class. So it goes back to the time before refrigerators were readily available to every house. So you'd have one person per block that would keep things cold for people. Thus, they'd save the bacon.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I was hoping to ask David about the cheese conundrum that I have just because he's someone that would answer this. Now, I have in my hand that I took out of my pocket a piece of cheese. You see this cheese? Ooh, a big one. A bay belt. What would you call this type of cheese? It's the cheese that has, like, the wax around it that you have to, like, peel off.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
Yeah, well, it has, like, it's wax casing around it or whatever it is that you take off. And then around that, it has a plastic wrapper. Now, here's the part that's disgusting, and this is where I have the conundrum, and as you can see, I haven't made a decision yet, but I'm holding it, so it's still disgusting.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I dropped this piece of cheese in the garage on my way in, fell on the floor, less than five seconds, four seconds, I counted, one, two, three, four, and then I grabbed it, because I was deciding, what do I do with this? And then I have to decide, do I throw this away, because who would eat a piece of cheese that fell on the floor in the garage, at Bayside while you're going to walk in.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
It's covered in the red wrapping. Well, that's the thing. It has two layers of security. So I was going to throw it away, and then I thought to myself, there's not one, but two layers of security. There's the plastic wrapping around it, and then there's the wax around it. Because how can you say I'm going to eat a piece of cheese that fell on the floor of a garage? People urinate in there.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
That's the thing. Exactly right. Now I have pee-pee hands from other people's pee-pee that was on the floor that probably touched this.
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Hour 2: We Taught Mina Kimes How To Do TV
I don't know about that. I don't know if this is like watertight seal, but like the question is, is I don't, that's what we're saying, right? But I know if I then eat this piece of cheese, people will then say, no, you can't, like it fell on the floor of a garage. You should have thrown it away. But there's so many starving people in the world.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
In David and Coca's defense, I will say, for the most part, the promos are done for shows that are done like once or twice weekly. David's is a daily show, so by the time he cuts a promo for the show, the show's already out. And the next day, it wouldn't be useful anymore, so... Unless you want to say, hey, go check out my episode from last Wednesday.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
We talked about, you know, the basketball games from the night before. I don't know that it really would serve David very well.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
If need be, David, were you prepared to neutralize any 12 or 13 year old threats? Oh, I did neutralize some of them.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Your pressure point guy, like you go like behind the ear and then they fall to their knees and they pee themselves or something.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
He told us.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
David, let me bring you in on something we were discussing earlier. Would you agree that a vow renewal is a stop on the train track to divorce? Yes.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
You don't care about love in that scenario.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Oh, it is? That was us discussing vow renewals.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Let's see who answers first. Call him on speaker. Both of you on FaceTime. Yeah, both of you FaceTime and then have them talk to each other through your phones.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Oh, David, yeah, you missed it before. Dan came in and he reported that the... The Dwayne Wade story that Pat Riley took LeBron James' cookies off the airplane and that's what led to him leaving was not true. It's preposterous. But Pat Riley does love cookies, and the nutritionist said it wasn't cookies, it was ice cream.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
But had Pat Riley been on that plane because he doesn't fly in the plane with them.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Sources. Sources, okay. But had Pat Riley been on the plane which he doesn't fly with the team, he would have done it.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Well, how'd you start it? Can I be in it?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
What's up, dog? No, big dog. That's where you lost him. You started with what's up, dog?
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Wait a minute. So the adults were very poorly behaved, you not being one of them, but you took pictures with him and asked him for his autograph.
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The Big Suey: David Samson, The Saquon Barkley Handler
Did you get the indication from Saquon's participation that had he signed his contract the day before, he would have still done said bar mitzvah appearance?
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
I'm not going to get to it all now. I'm just teasing the topic.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Yeah. Billy says Jeff Conine is Dwayne Wade. I mean.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
That's true. We'll get to that later, but that is a fact. Their career parallels are crazy. Walk around shirtless a lot? I watched the first four episodes of Paradise. Oh, you in? Dude, I'm so in. Can't wait to talk about this. Oh, my God. I've been waiting weeks for you people to learn what TV is. Amin has thoughts on Mina Kimes.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
wall for that conversation.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Oh, I know. He was texting me about that. It's nonsense what you said. I can't wait to get to that. I can't believe you agreed with Trump on Pete Rose.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
It's funny because I just met up with a friend in Germany, in Epcot, that I hadn't seen in a long time. And we hit it right off. It was like we never missed a day, honestly. One of my oldest friends, he now lives in the Orlando area. And it was great. We had like six hours together. Our family, our daughters were running together. It was like the highlight of the trip.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
It was in Germany. It was in Germany, Italy. We saw the world, actually.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Do we avoid politics? Yes.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Right. I thought journalism died yesterday. And finally, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner might get back together. What? Let's start the show.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
I think it's corny. I mean, I might feel differently later, you know, down the road.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Like, this is the last gasp. I would think it's the opposite of that. Gotta save it.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
This nutritionist needs to stand down.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
That nutritionist needs to stand down. Okay, we'll jump on you every time you have filler words, Dan.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
I tried. It was pretty good. It was excellent. I feel like there's legs.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Why? It was good. You got this.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Just kicking us when we're down.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
Just to watch Jeremy. Yeah. I think it'd be kind of cool. Oh, stop it.
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Local Hour: Dan Does Journalism Again
What? Oh, my God. I have so much. It's the wildest of Billy Wednesdays. He has a cheese conundrum. Jess thinks Jimmy Butler's good. Amin wants to talk about Kyrie. There's just so much to talk about. I'm out on red foods. I mean, there's just everything. There's a ton to get to. Like red coloring in foods? Red velvet? Like an apple, a red apple. Can you eat an apple?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Taylor. But in Taylor's defense, North Carolina C team did have a better time in the race than North Carolina B team.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
However, they did lose. Where was the A team? The A team wasn't even on the sheet. They were so far ahead.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Yes. And he also walked off the team the next year because he didn't like the coach.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Who we found out was my coach when I did track at FIU. Oh, yes.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
No, we found that out on Mystery Crate.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I like him. It's fine. It's fine.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I liked him. I didn't say he liked me.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I didn't do that because I had a situation in track where I sprained one ankle really bad. And then I was in the training room basically all the time. And I would just go in, do the treatment, be in the training room forever. And I thought that's all I had to do because I couldn't walk, couldn't do anything. And then he was mad at me. He's like, well, you still should have been coming to practice.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I'm like, what am I going to do? I can't pole vault. with a sprained ankle and like a brace on like so then i came back swear to god came back first day back go up come down sprain the opposite ankle first day back in practice so i'm telling you i don't think you liked me at all because the first sprained ankle pick up basketball
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
A lot of dunks, though. Like, slam ball was, like, everyone's dream as a child. Like, trampoline basketball.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Is there like an age where barking is no longer like appropriate?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
I'll do it again. I'll start again. What's the age, like, the cutoff for, like, barking?
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
There's a certain part of that that's for attention, right? That you would do at a bar. At home, why would you do that? He's a showman.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
He's like a pediatrician or something? Private equity.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Yeah, Jason Mason has been contacted. Ooh.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
He has been contacted. Hold on a second. I'll get it for you right now. Anthony Williams.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
Negotiations. Yeah, we're ongoing trying to figure it out. We're also getting to the bottom of that race also. So that photo might tell a different story than the results of that race.
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Hour 1: An Extra Minute With John Fanta
And confirmed in that race, Taylor was on the North Carolina C team.
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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)
Yeah, we're doing a little bit of research. David, was there an issue when you were at the Marlins of shooting a T-shirt gun that hit a woman in the head that you guys got sued over? Would you care to comment?
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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)
162.
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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)
245.
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The Big Suey: My Voice Is Strong and My Bottom Is Fresh (feat. David Samson)
Doing great here, man. Thank you.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
I heard that yesterday's show was a lot of sports talk. And I heard that the series is even right now. But yesterday's show was a run the ball day, sort of like ground and pound. Like, let's tie it up the ugly way. And today is going to be like, we're feeling good. We're going to kind of play our style ball now. Is that what I heard?
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
Clyde mentioned that on the broadcast, but isn't Lonnie Walker, his siblings are named Lonnie? Or is...
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
It's terrible. I don't want to talk about it. I do love Clyde. That was his 80th birthday on Sunday.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
Okay, it's not Lonnie Walker. I think it might be Ricky Council. I'll get on this.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
It was described as a George Foreman situation on the broadcast.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
Yes, Council's two older brothers are also named after his father, Ricky Council. Both Ricky Council 2 and Ricky Council 3 also played college basketball.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
We're not desperate enough for a flea flicker. Save that for maybe Thursday or Friday.
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Local Hour: The McFlurry Machine Metaphor
I'm guessing Chris's wife does that.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks plus one and a half tonight over the Seattle Kraken. What is the laughter about?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, hold on a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, you picking a hockey game is funny.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Anaheim is 2-0 in their last two. They had a 5-2 win over the Predators and a 5-1 win over the Penguins. Now, the Kraken, on the other hand, are 1-2 in the last three with a 4-2 loss to the Oilers, a 4-1 win over the Penguins. Remember, the same Penguins that the Ducks just beat 5-1. A 3-0 loss to the Capitals on the Western Conference over in the Pacific.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Kraken are only one point ahead of the Ducks in the standings, 47 points to 46 points. Two goals is a lot to win by in hockey, and I just don't see the Kraken being that much better than the Anaheim Ducks. So I'm not saying Kraken are going to win this game. They're not going to win by two, and that's why I'm taking the Ducks plus one and a half against the Braves.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He doesn't look like Mardi Gras, but he's what's there when you find Mardi Gras.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I've never been on a plane where they're like, hey, we've got to balance this thing out, guys. Hold on a second. Greg, to your point, what if the larger people are the 18 on one side of the plane and the 40 on the other side are the lighter people?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Banana Slug is an animal.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Well, Tampa Bay changed their team name to the Rays, but not the Devil Rays.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Just the Ray of Light.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
You should ask Dr. Bendova the next time you go about this, Greg. I'm going to.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
What was the big baby the Pelicans had for a little bit?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
That's Donald Duck. How have they gotten away with that?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Just to be clear, because I think Stugatz, you confused maybe yourself and the audience. You made it sound like if you had to bench one of the other, you said the obvious answer is Saquon. It is the obvious answer. You would bench Saquon? I would, yeah.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Good job, Mina. Yes, Mina. Way to go. For the audio audience, Mina just saw a picture of Dawson Knox. Let's see the next one.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Let's see the next one.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
For the audio audience, Mina just saw a picture of a man named James.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Show Mina.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Should the dolphins play in Finland? That's what Greg said earlier. Great question.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Good point.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
When's that game in Spain, Mina? If you've heard of the hubbub around the league. That's what I'm planning to do. We're trying to plan out this trip, but they're really waiting until the last minute.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
No, no, no. We're going to visit my wife's family. Wink, wink. Shh.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah. Everybody knows that. General doctor? Ooh, general practitioner. That's a good question. I don't know if Dr. McDaniel's getting that.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Trump and Herschel Walker being aligned is crazy to you?
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
No one would do it.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Cut him a break, yeah. Greg, you know, you mentioned that pets are very popular in America, and you're right, which makes me wonder why team names aren't, like, pet names. Like, we always go with, like, a bulldog or, like, some sort of vicious cat, right? We never have, like, the golden noodles.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I mean, it could be, but Christopher doesn't want to pass it on.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
I saw a thing, Greg, the other day talking about transporting horses, and it said that they do enjoy the expressway.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
That was me.
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Hour 2: Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson! (feat. Mina Kimes)
Do you think if horses let a pet while they're racing, it helps them? I think they do it all the time. Turbo boost?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Liam Cohen looks like Mardi Gras, right, Billy? Looks like the South Alabama student that goes down there for the weekend.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Wanstead, on the other hand. Great name.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
No, Lovie Smith is a solid coach's name. That's a good one.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
No. Lovie? Lovie Smith?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Yeah, he played at Valparaiso in 1948.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
No, hold on. 11 and 30.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
He died of a brain tumor.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
No, it's happened on a flight I've been on before. They made us switch sides.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
In Barcelona, actually, Billy.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
It happened to me, and then they put caution tape along a bunch of the other side of the plane so people couldn't switch back over. Wow. Yeah. It was a scary flight. There was a storm.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Dan, which coaching hires do you like? I feel like no matter who gets hired, you make fun of. Like Dan Campbell, we made fun of. Liam Cohen, we're making fun of. Aaron Glenn, who I feel like he... There's not a huge difference between buckle up and fasten your seatbelt, if you ask me. I guess there's maybe some nuance I'm missing there. Who do you like?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I'm just saying the Jets are a dumpster fire and everything they do is probably wrong. But we're being very... preemptively mean about a coach who was a great player, had a good track record as a coordinator, and now is being promoted to a head coach. Stugatz already is like he wants to retire. He's only 52. He's not like some ancient old man. He might be a good coach. I don't know.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
And look at him now. He didn't stop mocking him until literally weeks ago, though.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Ben Johnson also closer in age to Aaron Glenn than Aaron Glenn is to Pete Carroll.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
As a conspiracy theory, you know what? Fine. I'll take it. Thank you. Hate it. I hate it so much. But why not?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Was this more awkward than when Al Duncan called Chris Gregg?
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
There's only six quarterbacks there.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
I figured she was going to see him. Say hi to Riley Leonard for me, Diana.
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Hour 1: Frankie Tires and Danny Ice Picks
She asked to be heard at the Senior Bowl, and there was dead silence. Because I don't know if you guys have heard of the Senior Bowl. I would have said, actually, the Senior Bowl was Sunday when Poppy and Greg were both here doing the watch-along. But then I felt like that was a cheap shot at Greg. Sorry, Greg. That's okay.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Zagaki, you mean? No. I thought you were agreeing with Billy.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
If I almost crashed in an airplane crash and the airline's like, here's a $200 voucher, I'd be like, do you think I'm ever flying on your airline again? Get out of here, $200 voucher. I get $200 when they lose my luggage. You can't even get a flight for $200.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
30,000 feet. That is a crash.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
What else would you call it?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
I thought you knew when the game was. Right.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
I mean, he's like 80-something, right? Like, there has to be a different meaning that he knows. Well, can you find... Well, no, I'm not Googling that.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Whoa! There has to be hunting or something here, right?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
It dates back to digging for gold.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Who would have thought in exchange of Jerry Jones and us, we'd be the sickos.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
It's also oil. He's like, I know, oil. And it's like, no, Jerry, not that one either.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
What do we think? No, I just Googled the phrase glory hole.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
That's quite the spin we're putting on what we do with Joe Zagaki. Especially when you have the Joe Zagaki who gets very political at times and You guys just make a joke of Joe Zygacki at every turn possible. In honor of him, apparently, because he's a great guy who survived the plane crash.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Well, I mean, people that don't know who he is may not know that. Now, I have a question for you, Greg. You said survived the plane crash. Then you said great guy. Now, if you didn't think he was a great guy, would you change your tune on the whole plane crash situation? Because it seemed like you were happy because he's a great guy. I...
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones' Glory Hole Comments (feat. Dianna Russini)
Yes. Are we saying he's not a great person? Hold on. For the record, Greg Cody, Rick Flair is not a great person.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Some of us are not that show. I was in Germany.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I love Spain. Don't get me wrong. Barcelona is one of the loveliest cities on earth. I love Barcelona. Madrid, not so much. Folks in Madrid, not all that friendly. I'm a dread going there. But I think that the NFL just expands too much internationally. I'm against it. Again with this. And I don't think that it's right to ask home fans to travel 4,400 miles on their dime to cheer for the home team.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Luckily, they have a choice. They don't have to go. This is the NBA where there's 1,000 home games a year. In the NFL, there's eight or nine home games a year. And all of a sudden, you're taking 12% of someone's home schedule and giving it to Spain? Come on.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I did not. We made up some lame excuse.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Well, I don't want to pay $4,000 to go to my nephew's wedding, quite frankly. So you told the truth. It's just a wedding. It's just a wedding.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
And parenthetically, the marriage failed. I was going to ask about that. I was going to ask.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Right. Through no fault of my nephews, quite frankly. I mean, I don't want to get into details.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Well, in this case, you know, it's come on now. How long did it last? She shall remain nameless. I don't know, a couple of years. Huh. Interesting.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, he's quit on everybody. He's quit on his team, on his teammates, on the fans, on the city of Miami, on the integrity of the NBA. I think his actions during all this and I wrote this column before he was suspended yesterday for a third time this month. He's simply acting unprofessionally. He's acting childishly.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I think what he's done lapses on the betrayal level somewhere near traitorous in his actions. I just think he's been... I cheer the heat... for suspending him without pay indefinitely because he deserves it uh... i i haven't in this in all my time covering this market i haven't seen or certainly don't recall another instance of an athlete let alone a star athlete
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
behaving like this and just ruining... He's ruined his legacy, okay? He was the popular player who would have been a tier below Dwayne Wade in terms of being beloved in this market. That's blown up by his own actions.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It was bad. And look, it... Dwyane Wade didn't go out on the right terms and went to two other cities before he came back. I'm not saying everything is a happy ending, but Jimmy Butler has just taken a stick of dynamite to his own legacy down here.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
No, I don't blame the Heat for not wanting to extend a lavish max contract on a 35-year-old guy. I think that's a smart business decision by the Heat. And you understand Jimmy wanting to get his money. Yeah, but if he's not getting it here, how about show some class, be a professional, play hard for the last part of this season. Play it out. And, you know, if you get traded, fine.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
And if you don't, become a free agent and do your thing.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
International games are always weeks four through ten. There's your hint.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Finland. That's not a bad idea. I get it. Go to Scandinavia, Goodell. You've conquered everything else in the world. Attack Scandinavia. Have it become an American football region. Finland. Figuratively. Finland. Figuratively. Dolphinland. Yeah. There you go.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Wow. Is there meat on those bones?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
I travel. I'm a traveling man. Good job. A traveling man. I've been to Spain. I've been to Europe. I want to go there to have fun. I don't want to go there to work. I don't want to go to a Dolphin home game that I have to travel 4,400 miles to see. He'd rather go to Miami Gardens. No, not necessarily, but at least that's within my range.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
The NFL's gone crazy with these international games, and the fans are hurting for it. The fans are suffering because of Goodell's obsession with internationalizing the NFL. Growing the game. Well, how about grow the game in the United States? My man.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Exactly. What? I mean, what do we put it in? The Netherlands has a franchise next year? What's going on?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
Yeah, he already is. He's fatigued. This kind of thing. I mean, that kind of thing. You're messing with us now.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
They're ridiculous, those things. Destination weddings? Yeah, don't get me started on that. You're insulting all of the people you're inviting by asking them to rearrange their entire schedule to spend big money. I have an unnamed nephew who once got married on a cruise ship. Really? So all of a sudden I've got to buy an international cruise to attend my nephew's wedding? Eh, not necessarily.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Jimmy Butler Take
It's not going to happen. The destination wedding just isn't flying anymore. I don't know why the groom and bride get together and decide that's a good idea.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz. What happened with Tony?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I was just trying to get, honestly, us to show Al a video of Tony's jumper, but I unsuccessfully did that.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I feel like he was about to hit us with a real Hooper's no, but we didn't get there quick enough.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
You cover the sport. You're right. Elle Duggan is so dumb.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
How do you feel about body wash when you go to a hotel? I mean, you have your own soap, but let's say something happens, heaven forbid, you forget your bar of soap or whatever, and it's one of those body wash pumps that's in the corner, like affixed to the wall. That's another thing that's happening now.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Before you walk in and you have your own little shampoo bottle, your own little conditioner bottle, your own little bar of soap, and you know what you say to yourself? I'm probably never going to use these again, but they're just going to toss them out. Let me just take these home in case of a rainy day. I run out of shampoo, conditioner, whatever. I have the little bottles from the hotel.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Now they attach them to the wall. You can't even take them home. They're like industrial size. Yeah, but I bring my own soap. But if something were to happen, heaven forbid, something were to happen, or your soap gets lost or whatever, would you use the body wash? You're not a body wash man.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Well, you could go just buy another bar of soap, I suppose.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Didn't know if you're strictly a bar man or if you're a body wash man.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I have nothing to do with what's going on today. I'm just sitting here talking to Zazz about soap.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Your life seems difficult. You can't eat anything. You can't use certain soaps. You're a woman.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
How do you feel about, Zazz, the, like, shampoo-conditioner combo bottle? Because, like, that's—it can't be both.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
The hypothetical I threw out there earlier was if you could be... Emotions are high.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
If you could be Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan, who would you be? It was a hypothetical earlier. And I was looked at like I had two heads. Like it was the dumbest question in the world.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I'm going to do it. No, I mean, you're setting me up. I know I'm not going to do a good job here.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
You're just setting us up so the cyclone makes fun of me.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I don't think so. He just left. But he's the contestant. Oh, well, we're in trouble then.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
What do you guys want to talk about? I don't know. Is it really that obvious that Michael Jordan is the answer? People were looking at me like I was crazy.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I think a lot of people are going into the HIV.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
He's got age. But Magic Johnson, to me, looks a lot happier than Michael Jordan. I agree with you. He seems to be enjoying life a lot more than Michael Jordan.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Oh, no. What an idiot. Yeah, I'm with you. Magic Johnson had his kids, and they're all grown now, so now he's living the life. Oh, Zaslow, that's the dream, right? He's got AIDS. Love kids. Happiest moments of your life. Can't wait for them to get out of the house so you can go back to enjoying life. That's what I'm saying, man. I'm a few years away. Really?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
I'm about to leave the house. I'm almost there. How close are you?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Okay, and what's the tactic? Do you try to tell them you really should go away? If you want to experience life, you should go away to college. That's how you'll find yourself. That's how you'll figure it out. Is that what you're doing? Or are you just annoying them a little bit more to drive them away?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Okay. So support, I'm trying to figure out is the tactic support or is it annoyance of my children to get them out of the house when the day comes?
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
Thank you. I don't know. I don't know.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L-o-yes. L-yes or L-no to women empowerment. L-o-yes.
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The Big Suey: Elle Yes or Elle No
L yes or L no to traveling with your own bar of soap in a container?
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Put his ring in a box, and then put Jimmy's rings in a box, and see which one shakes out more.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
Marlins fans, I feel like, are pretty good. Yeah, they just kind of roll right off our backs.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
You're right. We're the worst. Billy was telling me the roster today. I was like, that's not a team. It's going to be rough. Thursday's going to be a rough one.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
No, he wants to... Jeremy Taché, Metal Ark Media.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
He already got his marching orders, Dan. He went inside, got his marching orders, and came back out.
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
A xylophone? A xylophone, excuse me. A kaleidoscope is that thing that looks like a...
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Local Hour: Heat Stroke
When I saw him that day in the studio, did not look like PEDs. The day you threw trash at Tony. Exactly right.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Fair enough. I am more, it sounds like, than a little bit wrong, except for the NBA Cup. That's where I draw the line. What are you doing? The NBA Cup is a made-up thing and it's going to stay a made-up thing.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The Emirates. How about the NBA All-Star game? That's a made-up thing now, right?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I mean, the animals with breathing apparatuses.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
What are we doing? What are we doing?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yes, that's an excellent way to fix it. There's a little kitty that needs a home. Sad old people after the game. Sad young people. Sad animals. Just somebody sad because they lost the game.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Billy. Why did you do that, Billy? It was unnecessary. We were doing fine with just the breathing apparatus. We got excited.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
An epic run. I don't think we did anything better on Freedom than that interview in that wood panel.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Put it on the poll, Juju, after you're done with this. Can you ever go wrong with the Honda Accord? I don't think the Honda Accord is now the Cadillac of Cadillacs.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
But does that make it the Cadillac of Cadillacs? Or does that make it a longevity compiler?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
The Honda Accord is Cal Ripken.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Is the Honda Accord Cal Ripken Jr. at Levitard Show? What do you have for us in terms of criticism on today's show, observations on today's show, Juju?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
That's as critical as Juju's ever going to be about something. How about the Greg Cody pilot? How are you feeling about Greg Cody's feelings that he could be an actor and be the star of a movie? He is delusional. Your father, Chris, I don't understand. Your father's crazy. We are now just entertaining the ramblings of a loon. That's right.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Yeah, we could have done that. Just, you know, whatever. We could have revealed Tony and we could have... You chose not to do it. There was a feather boa at 4 a.m. Juju, let's go through some polls. What else do you have from today's show that you found interesting, insightful, or worthy of audience criticism?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Before we get to the polls, and Chris, get on that. I don't like that ideas die around here. Get him into an acting class and get me the footage for that and the audio for that. Any thoughts before we get to the polls on the Wu-Tang Tour?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thank you for doing that, Tony. I did, and I will say again, I liked it better when you were enemies with Ron McGill. You and him being friendly is not— That's my boy, though, Dan.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I understand you guys are friends now. Let's update some polls and get out of here. Juju, what do you have to update here?
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thank God we got that one in. Thank you, Jessica. Such a good point by you to notice that it didn't seem to have any context.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Thank you, Juju. Thank y'all.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Is it no longer the Biden Cup? Does it change names?
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Well, it was invented under... Minus one and a half.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Billy, bring us home. I'm going to take the Ducks plus one and a half against the Sabres. The Sabres are in last place in their conference. Now, granted, they had a big win against the Rangers last game, eight to two. And they would have covered against the Preds also where they won six to four if that was a one and a half point spread. But I'm 2-0 when I go Ducks this year.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
One and a half goal, not point. One and a half goal. No, there's points in hockey. It's goals. And then there's minuses in the... It's a puck line. Okay, I'm sorry. Bouncing on over here. Anyways, I had your back. Yes, and. Jeez Louise. Ducks fly together. I'm going to take the Anaheim Ducks today. Plus one and a half against the Buffalo Sabres.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
I mean, geez, Luis, you guys had a dinner the other day that you put up all these pictures and we're celebrating you today. It's not until actually Friday. That's...
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Not even close, but that's fine. He's an animal guy.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Really? Ron, I saw a story. I saw a story of Turks and Caicos where a tourist like last week had her hands bitten off because she tried to take a picture with a shark in like very shallow water.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
So the people have it coming, is what you're saying.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Sounds like Ron said she had it coming also. That's also.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
You're an animal apologist. Like all these animals are out here murdering people and you're finding excuses why it's okay for all of them. Chupacabra was fine.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Hippo does what a hippo does. Ever heard of land sharks? Wow, Billy. Fins up. Wow, Billy. Ron, which animal would you like to kill you? We've done this, I think, with him.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
That dumb horse. That's a unicorn head. That horse should know his fate.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
Ron, first of all, happy birthday. Also, I was at the zoo the other day, and I don't mean to cause trouble for you or make people not want to go to the zoo, but... I was in the aviary and there was a large bird that was like on the steps going up to like one of the levels in the aviary. And I was with my daughters and my wife and I was walking down.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
So I thought I'd be like the brave dad that just like walks past the bird. So it kind of like shoes away, flies away, whatever we can go. And it pecked at me. And luckily I didn't get hurt because it pecked at my sock. But you have some out of control birds in that aviary. They're just pecking at people if they try to walk by when they're on the, you know, the walking path.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
What should I have done in that case? Peck back. Peck of dirt.
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Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!
What's a false killer whale like accused but not convicted?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Over a period of 15 years or whatever in the 1700s. I'm sorry, Australia. All right. You've made a great opera house, and Finding Nemo was cool. And Morgan. She's fine. I'm sorry, Australia.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
And we recorded Gallo's football last Thursday, and I thought I'd planned out this week's episode, and at no point was it mentioned that Australia was in play. So, down under.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You also come off winning the Stanley Cup, so it's house money, right? Like, if you fell short in the Stanley Cup, you blow a 3-0 series lead, and now one of your stars is out because of an exhibition game, you're like, what are we doing here?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Wait. Lax. He's going up there for Lax. Oh, yeah. He has a daughter that goes to Syracuse.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
I know that. That's why I was wondering why he's going there. He's going to Syracuse to watch his other daughter that doesn't go to Syracuse.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
It was a great moment for hockey the past couple weekends. It was a great tournament. It was made up, but honestly, what isn't made up? There's a time Australia was just a landmass, and then all of a sudden, boom.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Oh, well... They don't hear me. He apologized. I think twice. I apologized twice. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go there in person to apologize?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Well, from right here, I might be doing that. You might have to.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Why is that a bad idea at work? He fell for the trick.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah. He could be. Have you driven past it? We didn't say which Messi also. I mean, his son. His son's a badass. He's saving soccer. I may watch soccer. Here you go. If Messi and all the kids that Messi's playing against all rise to the level of MLS and that's the competition we're seeing, I may watch. Kids scored 11 goals the other day in a 12-0 blowout.
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I will watch soccer if one person is scoring 11 goals against the other team. Now, we have to elevate all of the Inter-Miami childrens and all of the Atlanta FC childrens to make sure that these games continue this way. But 11 goals? Come on.
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I mean, soccer, you know.
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I would give it a year or two before I actually stepped foot in that thing to make sure everything's on the up and up, but... It's supposed to be ready next year.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
We got an alert last week that just, like, one of our expressways was shut down for an emergency check of an overpass. And then the expressway right next to the studio. Yeah, the one that we take to get here. And then it's just open again. And there was no update on what they were checking for, what the results of said emergency check are.
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What if Stu Gatz like accidentally found himself in like a Brittany Greiner Russia situation in Australia? We're like, he didn't realize he couldn't just do whatever the hell he wanted in Australia, and then he gets arrested or detained.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, it's just like, you know what? We're good. We're going to open this thing up again. I have no idea what they were checking, what bridge they were checking. I don't know how to avoid these.
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bridges moving forward because they didn't give me all of the information i wanted on a quote unquote emergency check in which they shut down an expressway because they're not sure if the overpass that they're building is structurally sound look i know that we've lived in miami for a long time and i know that you guys are used to all of the ways and things that we are banana republic about
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
You're listening to Billy Corbin. Yeah, this is five seconds away from Doral. This is home.
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There should be. If Ronaldo came here, he'd win a cup. That's for sure.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
He's no messy, respectfully.
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Australia. Chill. Respectfully to the people of Australia and Morgan and all of those. It's a country of criminals. Whoa!
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That's what you guys are missing. What everybody is missing is that he has.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
No, in the middle of something. And he goes out there. And he lifts up a trophy. It's in the middle of a season.
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And LeBron won the in-season tournament. So he's one closer to Michael Jordan. No one thinks that.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
No. No. This colony was created... Didn't we just send a bunch of criminals to Australia? We don't know what to do with them. Over there. You just found this giant island over here and you guys figure it out. Is that not what happened?
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Those weren't criminals in Mariel Boatlift. There were many. There were some, but they weren't all criminals. Okay.
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There's people that came here in Mariel Boatlift.
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Yeah, but they're not gonna hear this until tomorrow or yesterday. I don't know how that works.
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He did, yes, but other people came along with it. That's correct.
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Oh. Well, I haven't heard anything, so I'm fine. If they heard it and I haven't heard pushback, we're good.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Turns out more than just criminals lived in Australia, so I'm sorry to Australia. You know what? I'm going to be the brave, strong person here and apologize to Australia.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
162,000 convicts were sent there, but it was more than just that in the population.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
No one's hair is made out of trout. It wouldn't look like a real wig.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yeah, there was a kangaroo. I pet the kangaroo. I said sorry to the kangaroo. Okay, so I thought we were going to get like a press conference. Oh, there's no microphone over there. I'll go over there again.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Hello, Australia. It's me, Billy. Yesterday or tomorrow, I said something on the show where I insinuated that Australia was founded by criminals. And I, for that, apologize. Only 164,000 of your residents were criminals that were sent there from Ireland and England. And while that number seems immense, I've learned that there are more than 164,000 people that are in Australia.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Well, that was nice of someone to tell you because I had no idea that this was happening. I was told that he was leaving after Monday's show and then Monday comes and I woke up to an email at 10.30 saying, never mind, he's not going to be in today, so... I literally don't know where in the world he is at this moment.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
So also a lot of scary creatures and animals and insects and things that generally you want to avoid. But I'm sure Australia is very pleasant. And hopefully one day I'll be able to visit your great continent, even though it's unlikely because it's like a very long plane ride. And what am I going there to do? See spiders? I doubt it. So anyways, again,
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Yes, and I'm sorry, Australia, for saying that there's a lot of criminals there, even though, you know, dems the facts.
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The Big Suey: Billy Apologizes to Australia
Well, I mean, we're not going to just pretend that it's not a thing. It's a thing. Like, I'll apologize. I'm sorry that me stating facts hurt your feelings, Australia. I'm sorry that you are in denial about your history. I apologize to you, Australia, for stating the fact that criminals were sent there By the hundreds of thousands. Okay. Well, not hundreds. 164s of the thousands.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
This is what he does. He tells partial stories, and then the audience is like, whoa, that's crazy behavior. There's context missing, important context. So feel free to offer it. So Mike came in, and he said something like, it's a good time to be a cyclone. And I said, yeah, I guess they played yesterday. You can go to Friday games, or you can bet on Tuesday games. It's a whole Monday game.
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But there's ones. There's ones in there that they know are not going to win. They're just doing it to do it. That's what I'm saying.
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First time hearing any of this, Greg.
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You always leave Cyclones games with money. Every time I've been to a Cyclone game on a Friday, I leave with actual American cash in my hand. It's the wildest thing. Can't sell it better than that. I don't exactly understand the grift.
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Are you joking? We didn't give him a month, in fairness.
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Yeah, that's not a movie. There was one rehearsal, too, not a month. Greg said a month. All right. I'll get back to this in a second.
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Which episode are you buying?
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The brother that we saw as Wiener.
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Dude, it's like real money.
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Yeah, it's crazy. And if you kind of like... I'm not going to tell people my secrets because I want to keep leaving with the money. But if you coordinate with people, you can guarantee money leaving out there. It's great. Anyways, the point is this. Mike was saying it was a great day to be a Cyclones fan, whatever. And I said, how's the season going? Who's on the team?
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Well, hold on a second. Dan, you just walked on and you were on an HBO show.
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So why can't Greg be on an HBO show?
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How would you have done it?
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I'm going to get you the script, Greg, and then see if by the end of the show you could reprise Dan's role in Ballers.
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Just because you were on Ballers in Jay's role doesn't mean you'd then be this MMA aficionado in the octagon. You guys wouldn't have swapped lives just because of that role.
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And they're like, oh, and it's the same names. And I was like, guys, I kind of feel like it's time to shake things up and start with a clean slate because every year we're hearing the same names on the Cyclones.
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And it's been damn near four years since we brought our four seasons, whatever, since the cones have come back home, hoisting the Commissioner's Cup of Highline, the Ray Lewis Cup or whatever it's called. A lot of banners up there now between ours.
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Okay, I have a question. I have a question. Which Quaid brother would you be, Dennis or Randy?
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But every year there's a draft, and every year it's the same exact team with one different person, it seems. So I was saying I feel like, and I haven't checked out the squad yet. You were questioning management. I was questioning the draft technique, and then I was questioning, well, who's actually in charge? Because based on how the team is doing is who's in charge is what I've learned.
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That's exactly right. He was out there. We're just making stuff up. They handed out varsity jackets one year to all of their players like a season ago or something, right? It was bomber jackets. Okay, bomber jackets.
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A season ago. And then Fuentes is attending the draft. He's a member of the front office. Did he or did he not give a speech draft night one year? He did. Okay. But he never made a pick. Like, God, we would never allow that. He was acting as though he was making the picks.
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Mike's face is there, or Chris's face is still on the wall. Mike was there dressed to the nines last Friday doing interviews with all of the media.
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Just say double. Can't it be a double? He's dodging the question, Greg.
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They should have realized that this was going to happen with Jimmy and made the move in the offseason.
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Fuentes is head of scouting. What's the issue? Okay, so if he's head of scouting, then he is the one that's to blame for the roster, is he not?
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In fairness to the Heat front office, Steph Curry is a free agent in 2027, 2028. So we're just kind of waiting around whale hunting again.
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This will be the third time that they are going to get him, right?
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Shouldn't they have gotten Kevin Durant? Take anyone on the roster for Kevin Durant? Because you're not winning anyway, so why not have...
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one of the greatest basketball players ever associated with your franchise your organization you'll be more relevant you'll sell out more games because you have a star on your team for the rest of his career in basketball history look we had kevin durant on the team let's say he plays here a year two years maybe three years you retire his jersey you do the whole he's part of heat culture and all of this stuff like there is value in getting kevin durant even if it wasn't going to win you the basketball games that you're not winning anyways well let me ask 80
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Local Hour: Could Greg Be Walton Goggins?
Yeah. I like that plan. Yeah. They've won one out of, what, their last nine games? Yeah. What are we hogging these players for? Who cares?
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We know what he is. He's not a centerpiece. No, he's not. He's a piece.
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He's on the dream team. An elite defensive player. Come on.
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Dream Team's like the Pro Bowl at this point.
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Mike hates being right about these things.
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Making the finals was arguably the worst thing that could have happened to the Heat. Yeah.
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No, it's true. Because now they're stuck in no man's land and a team that couldn't actually win. We can...
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They wanted to come and play with that piece because they could be the star with that piece.
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I'm just saying, look, everybody's talking about this Manu and how great he is every season. You guys don't bring home anything. Maybe you trade Manu and you load up on picks. You know what I mean? That's how it works. Or you get a bunch of players. Guys, you are in charge of this league. This league needs you. You make your own rules.
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Those fans are disappointed in you.
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Uli Monster's had the trophy. Everybody's been walking around. Ray Lewis has had the trophy. I feel like Pitbull was there, then he wasn't there.
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Where do you watch trailers? Do you guys remember when Max used to come with a little thing at the bottom where you could just watch a bunch of movie trailers? It was awesome.
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And Rami Malek was mean to someone that he went to school with. Rachel Bilson, you guys know that story?
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Yeah, Rachel Bilson put out a picture. He won an award or he was going to win an award. So she put out a picture of like, oh, here's me with Rami in high school. But he was a little chunkier than he was at the time. And then he apparently, as legend has it, reached out, as I remember the legend has it, he reached out and was like, please take that down. And then that was like the whole thing.
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Just like someone's trying to be nice to him and be like, you know, I'm so happy for my friend that I've known since high school. And then he was a giant D word.
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Yeah. I'm never going to forgive him. You don't cross Rachel Bilson.
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Set yourself up for a spike.
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I don't think they're ever five minutes. I've seen long ones. There's some long ones, yeah. Greg's right about that.
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I thought I saw somewhere there was a state that was trying to pass a law, and it could be fake because the internet's not real. There was a state that was trying to pass a law where you had to say the start time of the trailers and the start time of the actual film. And a state was trying to implement that.
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Also no homeowner's tax.
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She's a celeb. She needs to sneak in and out of theaters so that there's not people talking to her with the lights on.
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But like at sporting events, if I turn around and I call someone an MF or and I push them, I'm a great fan. If I do it at home, I'm a bad dad.
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One particular person won't shut up about it.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Correct. Here's how Here's how the appeal went. Wisconsin's like, well, we're not going to let you into the transfer portal. And guess what? The transfer portal is closed up now, so you can't go. And Xavier Lucas and his representatives were like, the transfer portal doesn't actually exist. And the NCAA was like, you got us there, pal. We didn't actually know. That is how that happened.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
And look, the Big Ten, especially in its statement, and Wisconsin have used a lot of big words, but it's all flash paper because they've already lost in all the meaningful places. Essentially, what they're only doing with these statements, very strongly worded, is begging the NCAA to get... safe harbor status from Congress.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
It's basically a press release that says, Congress save us so our illegal cartel can continue going with impunity because we just lose case after case after case. The argument is he signed a document committing to us for two years, not a full contract, but we get to keep him here. They're arguing, we get to keep him here and play for us. We get to force him because we're going to pay him to.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
That, quite honestly, is a step away from slavery. Like what they were trying to actually execute and the arguments that they were making, which, again, they lost everywhere. And they're trying to win this in the court of public opinion. But you have to pay attention to what these statements don't actually say.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
What it is, is it's a sad, pathetic attempt for a conference and several programs within that conference that have gotten away with skirting the rules all the time and are once again upset that they just can't poach local kids like they used to. So they lost already. And now they're sore losers just begging for Congress to
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
I own your rights. I tell you where to work, even though you don't want to actually work there. Tell me what it's a step away from.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
The ones making the most noise are the ones that got away with it before. And they don't like it. And that includes Nick Saban, who said, one roster's spending $30 million and the other one's spending $3 million. That's not sustainable, is it, Nick? Is it? Because I guess you were one of those rosters that were just paying $3 million back when everybody was paying $0 million.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Also, what's unsustainable is you being the highest paid employee in the state of Alabama. Yeah. That's what's unsustainable. You never hear them complain about the money that the coaches are making.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Yeah, they got unprecedented power, and they got to abuse the system, and they used to turn their nose at people and think and get to fool their fan bases and people nationwide that they were doing it the right, clean way. It's... You know, it's a lot of loser talk, too, because there used to be an honor amongst thieves.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
But when you got Nick Saban out there in the Big Ten doing what it did, it's kind of pathetic. Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
That's right. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together. By Miller Time. Miller Lite is a great unifier. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other Lite beers. The original Lite beer since 1975 and still the very best one. Miller Lite. Great taste.
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96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan. Find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller Time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Jess, you can't talk about double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title sounds like this. Oh, there's Chubby Jacker running down the sideline. That's not true. And there's a World War II veteran pitching it to another white guy, and he avoids another white guy. Oh, my God. Notre Dame, the fighting Irish, have done it again for the eighth time.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
They're repaying white people. Still got Chubby Jacker. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's black. He's black, and I was really going, what's the white name of Chubby Checker? I think I'm like, I'm sorry, man. I'm improv-ing here. I thought I didn't hear you correctly. I'm a white Chubby Checker running down the sidewalk. He spells it differently. All right. His name is Chubby.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. His name is Chubby Checkers. There's an S at the end. I feel like that should be the largest of five. It sounds like a college football name.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Herb Street's end. Herb Street's end. For them to have a chance in this game, they need to run him about like 15, 20 times in this game. And the first drive he runs nine times and is puking afterwards.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Were you okay with possibly hospitalizing Riley Leonard if it meant you got more drives like that?
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Jess, I know I'm playing the result a little bit because the field goal was doinked and the miss actually did loom large there as it was potentially a 10-point game. It could have still been a one-score game, but I was surprised that Notre Dame decided to kick it at that moment. Were you?
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Hey, howdy, listener. Why don't you sit down here next to me? Let's have a fireside conversation in the winter. This is all theater of the mind anyways. The weather outside is a little chilly. Let's warm up. Let's cozy up. Not just to each other, but also to that beautiful white can of Miller Lite. That's right.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Tastes like Miller time. You know, as the football games get bigger, everybody's talking about hosting parties. It's always difficult. Everyone's got an opinion.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Why don't you just bring out a nice cooler of Miller lights and make everybody happy? You could be on opposite sides of the big game, but you still know that you are brought together.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
by Miller Time Miller Lite is a great unifier Miller Lite is brewed for taste it hits different than other light beers the original light beer since 1975 and still the very best one Miller Lite great taste 96 calories go to MillerLite.com slash Dan find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer tastes like Miller Time celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
No, no, no. I don't want to stop your train of thought. I thought you were you were done.
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
It was certainly symbolic, but it does face several legal challenges. I don't know how you actually go about enforcing this. One of the reasons, as you mentioned, constitutional. What does this look like?
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Hour 2: Chris Hayes and His Brass Chain (feat. Chris Hayes)
Dan, where was the comma in, in, in your question? Was it, or is it that you're whoring this also? It was a great deflection because I believe you called an essay.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Tomorrow's Wednesday. That's Wednesday. Civil War episode we can talk about today if you'd like.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
I think they're going back down, I heard. I haven't bought an egg. Sometimes I hoard eggs. That's probably bad, right? But I buy at the wrong time.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
All right, so Tuesday will be our book club this week. Tuesday book club. Spoiler Wednesday on a Tuesday.
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I think I've seen that sign, but I'll go, and if it's a price that I think is going to go higher, I treat it like the stock market, my goods. So I'll go, and if I get the sense that egg prices are going to go up, I'll say, you know what? $8.99 is a lot for 18 eggs, but it's better than $10.29, so I'm going to get two batches of 18 eggs.
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But then you're playing with fire because you come back a week later and now they're $4.79 for 18. So it's really a dangerous game that I'm playing with my produce and with my goods there. But it's what we have to do. Thank you for asking. Maybe sell eggs outside the arena the way they sell waters. That is such a good business, by the way. No, not the eggs. The water.
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We get structured to avoid this situation. We don't want to adhere to the rules, so that's fine. Your rules. We came up with it collectively to benefit everyone involved. But that's fine.
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If you could successfully sell water, honestly, and you have the right... I'm not a salesman by nature. We know this. It's like $4 for a 24-pack, something like that. You can get a 24-pack of water or even you go to a Sam's or a BJ's or a Costco or one of these big box stores as they call them, you buy a 40 pack of water, you get that for let's say $6.99.
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It's hit or miss, right? It's one of those things where if you don't know, it's just like, it might be food poisoning. Now that Tracy's okay, that we know he has food poisoning and thoughts and prayers, hopefully he recovers from the food poisoning quickly. Baseball started, and I don't know if you guys saw this, a couple stories. One of them
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Along the lines of illnesses, Mookie Betts didn't travel with the team or is not playing in the series because he has a mysterious ailment that they don't know what it is where he's lost 15 pounds. Really? I didn't know that. And hopefully everything turns out all right there, obviously.
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And I hate to say this, and I'm wondering if you guys have ever thought about this, and some of us maybe more than others.
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When you hear mysterious ailment, dropped 15 pounds in a week, something that you're not concerned will be deadly or whatever and you'll recover from whatever, and again, and I hope everything's okay and we figure out what it is and we can move forward, I immediately thought, where can I catch this? And I know that sounds terrible, but I thought, where can I get some of that?
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Because along the lines of food poisoning, there's some times that I have a situation where it's stomach,
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involved and it's like oh man like this is really bad whatever and then like two days later i'm good and i step on a scale i'm like whoa like stomach virus suits me you know i've also i can back billy up on this i like years ago it's slimming got super sick like for days puking and i lost like 10 12 pounds i got pneumonia in college same thing it was awesome and i look in the
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I mean, we could do it like, you know, I will not eat gluten. I'll go on a paleo diet. I will stay out of, you know, getting into the sugars or whatever. Or just give me a stomach bug, you know? Knock it out in three days.
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And again, hopefully everyone's okay and we recover from this and it's not serious. Hopefully we're okay if we get stomach bugs.
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If you sell it for a dollar each, you could probably jack it up to $2. You sell it for $1 each, that's $40 you made on that one pack. If you do $2, that's $80 that you can make. Now, you need to find people. You can't do $150. We all know that. You can't be on the side of the street selling bottles of water for $150. Once you start breaking it into fractions of $1, things get complicated.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
Yeah, he said if it was him... There's another baseball story that I teased and also kind of a WNBA story here because there's similar parallels to these stories. So the Marlins recently put out an ad saying that, hey, if you used to play baseball in high school or college, why don't you come out?
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We're going to have this thing where you can play against our single aid team on practice days and we'll pay you a sum of money. I think it ended up being like $150. So like former athletes or athletes that played high school, college, professional, whatever. I don't know if high school was involved.
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But you can come out and try out to be on kind of this like practice squad to play against the single A team. And then yesterday it came out where Major League Baseball said, oh, no, no, no, no. That is not going to happen. We're not just going to have a bunch of random people playing against minor leaguers. WNBA, the L.A.
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Sparks said that they were having an open tryout for a team of men to be like a practice squad to compete against, you know, the L.A. Sparks. And then that was met with a lot of creepy comments on Instagram. And then people like Cameron Brink on the team came on and said, I don't I'm not so sure that I like this idea. Very icky.
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Well, Skeens is pitching, so it's going to be a tough one. That's a matchup, by the way. I don't know. Matchup of the year. Yeah, I'm not here to be selling tickets for the Marlins, but opening day, Samuel Contra and Paul Skeens is going to be electric. After that, I don't know. It might take an hour and a half. Yeah. Oh, you know what?
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And the reports are that the Rays can't even sell out the Yankee spring training facility where they're playing the entire season. Only 11,000 tickets need to be sold. Yeah, like, there's a lot going on in the baseball ticket sales world at the moment. And the bananas are, like, taking a victory lap on the Rays. I'm... Look, I'm growing tired of the Savannah Bananas.
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People just keep driving by you. But if you have the wherewithal to do it and go out there and sell that water, that's The ROI on that, Dan.
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No, we're not the only. ones I'm telling you this is a thing and by the way you want to talk about selling out a football stadium how about the World Series down in Miami two different times they sold out 1997 to 2003 67,000 people stick that in your pipe and smoke it banana ball with your 65
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I eat banana balls. You're running around wearing capes, actual capes. Look at that dimension. That left field wall is 120 feet away. Get out of here, right field wall.
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Let's see where he's going with this whole banana ball thing.
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Then the kids are confused. They go to a real game and they're like, hey, where's all the fireworks? Where's the pitcher on stilts? Exactly right. Where's the guy with the cage?
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He's an abject lie. He's not here to take a quiz.
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I think that a lot of people focus on the main things, right? Where you have a situation, and I've been down this path before. You have the situation like the eggs. Everybody buys eggs. Or you have things that's like, wow, this now costs like $12 before it was $10. The ones that really add up are the things that were like...
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multiples for a dollar things that were like a matter of cents and now it's a lot so like produce or produce fruits are things we talked about a lot i've been on the lime case a long time everybody knows that i've been on this lime situation a lot here where you know sometimes you can get nine limes for a dollar other times you can get you know three limes for a dollar and you essentially are tripling the price you say oh what's a lime 33 cents yeah
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Yeah, but when it was $0.08 a week ago, that's a huge increase in price. So that's where you guys, if you're out there and you're the consumers and you're shopping, keep an eye on the small ticket items because that's how they get you and that's how these things start adding up. I remember when a blow pop used to be a quarter.
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If I were to go buy a blow pop now at a gas station, I bet you that that would be damn near $0.75 at least. That is three times the price. And you think, well, it's still less than a dollar. Yeah, but before I could get four for a dollar. Now I can get one for a dollar.
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It's Thomas Bryant calling for the ball in the post. Do you want to make fun of me, Dan?
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always okay so when when we were when we were talking about limes a minute ago i got very confused because sometimes we have guests that are joining us and they're just kind of like sitting in the zoom and they're on the monitor right so like they'll hear what it is that we're talking about and we don't have a guest scheduled right now right but i looked up and i was confused at which monitor i was looking at and i just saw ronde barber nodding along to everything that i was saying
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And it's because Rondé Barber is on another show. On the golf channel. I was like, Rondé is really in on this whole Lyme talk right now. I didn't even know he was on the show today. And I was just totally confused. I'm old.
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Hour 2: Spoiler Wednesday
So the Dodgers, spoiler alert, I don't know if this is the fan base that records baseball games and goes home and watches them later in the day. But if you are, spoiler alert here, upcoming. Don't get mad at us. This isn't a White Lotus situation. This game was already played. So the Dodgers and the Cubs kicked off the season at 6 a.m.
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today and they finished the game before we even started our workday. And yesterday, Dodgers ended up winning, spoiler alert, Dodgers ended up winning 4-1 over the Cubs. They have another game tomorrow, again, at 6 a.m. So if you're up at 6 a.m., you could watch it. Or I don't think you can even listen to it. Did Boot go to Japan to cover the game?
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I was wondering that. I think the broadcasters are doing it all remote. Oh, that's whack. Oh, wow. Lame. I heard Bonetti was on the call. I'm not sure if he was there, though. I felt so bad for Bonetti. He's such a great guest, and he was so good last week. And then I saw the Fox promotional thing where they put out the headshots of all the broadcasters that are going to be working on the show.
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And I don't know if... they provide their own headshots or if Fox takes the headshots for them. But poor Jason Bonetti. Bad headshot? Well, it's not that it's a bad headshot. It's that every single person who took their headshot and provided it to Fox for their broadcasting, you know, games, teams this year, whatever.
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By the way, if you're interested in baseball broadcasting Friday, I'm going to be doing another game for FIU. Just a quick aside. During March Madness.
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I had it on Hulu on my phone and I was listening to the audio while I was driving. It was probably not smart. Anyway, so Jason Bonetti, friend of the show, dare I say, at this point in time. Everybody takes their professional headshots. They're looking head-on, big smile, whatever. Bonetti is looking off to the side like if he's on the poster for Step Brothers.
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So the poor guy, no one told him, send us a headshot where you're looking head-on. So everyone is looking straight at the camera except poor Bonetti who just looks confused as though he doesn't know where the camera is because he's looking off in a different direction. And I feel like if you're putting together this promotional stuff, you have to reach out to him and be like, look –
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Jason, this is what we're doing this year. Try to send us one of those or just take another headshot where you're looking straight on. No one bothered to tell him. Everyone, Eric Karros, Dontrell Willis, everyone looking straight ahead except poor Jason Bonetti.
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I feel like there's a thing called consent.
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Can we make a show rule? Because here's the problem. Everybody is watching at their own pace, right? So are we just... Not allowed to watch until everyone in the world has watched it and discussed it. Can we say like, hey, you know what? Moving forward, Wednesdays we will discuss the happenings of the Sunday night shows.
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And if you don't want to know what happened on the Sunday night show, watch it before Wednesday or we're going to skip it on Wednesday. Spoiler Wednesday seems like a perfectly reasonable thing. Monday is a bit aggressive for a show that's on at 9 or 10 o'clock at night. I understand why people wouldn't have seen it.
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And people got mad at us when we discussed White Lotus, I think on a Tuesday or Wednesday last week. But if we let them know, hey, if you want to watch this with us, it's like a book club. If you want to watch this with us, our visual book club.
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Wednesdays we will have our Visual Book Club where we will be discussing the happenings of these two shows that we have been discussing and that are relevant in pop culture. I learned the hard way when I accidentally ruined the finale of Survivor, of all things, like two years ago in which I thought
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I was the only person still watching Survivor and I said, oh no, a lot of people are still watching Survivor.
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Spoiler Wednesday seems like a fair compromise. Dan, do you like Spoiler Wednesday where we can talk about the Sunday show?
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I did, but I was excited because it was a girl from Miami D and she ended up, spoiler alert, she ended up winning the whole thing. And I thought that, you know, like if you watch Survivor and you're watching the finale, that's something that you watch the day of.
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I think Wednesday's a good cutoff for us to talk about specifically White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones because they're both on Sunday.
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And we watch those shows. So I feel like Wednesday is an appropriate amount of time. You've had Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday to catch up. And if not, then check out that. We'll put it in the label. This is where we're going to talk about this show. This is our book club.
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For example, we can't talk about how the masseuse was murdered until tomorrow.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
but like when you do independent films that's always kind of been how it works right like you never really make a ton of money off of independent movies and if you're the director and you direct an independent film with such a claim that's how you kind of get your name out there and then you move on to less artful projects where you make the money like now he'll be doing a spider-man movie or something in the future and he'll make 800 zillion dollars and you know what you sell out but you make all your money you made your art you win your award and then you go on and make all the money
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Tom Cruise plays roles that are 6'6". He's 5'6".
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Yeah, we've organized, we've ranked, and we've informed the 64 teams that made the tournament. So they'll know, and fan voting will start, I believe we're trying to go along Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 64, not 68. Well, yeah, because then we'd have to add an extra round. Dan, you don't want to know the logistics of this whole thing. Trust me. I really don't.
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Anywho, so here's another one of our submissions. I'm not going to tell you the number or the rankings, but this is another submission to the tournament. When, again, was asked, why should you watch a game with Dan?
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So if you'd like, we have another one here again. The question was, why should you watch the game with Dan or why are you the show's biggest fan? And here is another submission.
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Did you guys see that there was a controversy with South Alabama over the weekend? Okay, so what happened was is UC Riverside had committed to being in the CBI tournament, which is a third tournament. So therefore, they were left out of the NIT tournament because of their commitment to the CBI tournament.
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So because UC Riverside had already committed to that tournament, the NIT needed another school. So they invited South Alabama to participate in the NIT tournament. Now, what happened was UC Riverside was then able to get out of their commitment to the CBI tournament.
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So the NIT tournament rescinded their invitation to South Alabama after inviting them and informing the players that they would be part of the NIT tournament.
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And the CDC is the Center for Disease Control.
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Well, you can also just wait like three weeks. You just make the appointment and you wait.
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There were no appointments. I drove to the Keys when I needed to renew my passport. Made a day out of it.
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You guys need to know a person.
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You know a person, then they tell you which one you go to, and you go to, like, someone. You know, you drive, like, 25 minutes in there. It's next to, like, a post office. You go in and out.
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T on a mobile from the Bay Area. Calling to let you know, I think blueberries are awful. By far the worst berry.
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We do. And they have been informed via email today that they have made the tournament and they've gotten the next prompt. So should they should the fans vote for them to make it to the next round? They have a deadline that has been set. They need to send their follow up video. And then if they moved on, we will have their video so that they can move forward.
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Hour 1: A Second Greg Cote "Zip Your Lip"
Now, our our competition committee met and. This is a 16 seed in one of the regions. And I'm going to, full disclosure here, tell you that when we were talking, there was a number of criteria that were met. There was the quad wins, the quad losses, all of that, right?
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But this one kind of got through, if I'm being completely honest with you, because we could not figure out if this man is just exceptionally tall or if he was standing on a chair the entire time.
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I mean, you get the gist of it, but he says he's the biggest fan and his head is nearly hitting the ceiling. So we said, you know what? This is up for the fans to decide if this is actually the biggest fan or not. But he seems to be a giant, that man.
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Well, he's a sexist, obviously.
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Let's be real. He's going to be bouncing the first round because the number one seed against him is a monster.
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This is so much work and ways for them to get bounced in one game.
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Do you think that tall people that are bad at basketball feel worse?
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Because there's just this assumption like, you know what? Because I'm sure they get it all the time. Oh, you should have played basketball. Yeah, but I can't because I'm unathletic and my body is a waste. Respectfully.
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And they lost their last game that they had. They won.
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Yes. He does not care about that team either. We're going to be perfectly honest.
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The Big Suey: The Block M
I think one of the weird things about the North Carolina thing too, right, is that this is like one of those weird like play-ins that they become an 11 seed. So they're not even necessarily one of the best 64, but if they then win, they're like worst case the 44th best team.
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Yeah, from what I came out yesterday, it seemed like he had a nosebleed and he started throwing up. He was quartzitis, throwing up on the court. There was a delay. And yeah, unfortunately... He's been dealing with a lot of stuff, so we shouldn't make light of the situation.
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So I also want to apologize for anyone that may have taken offense to my actions earlier and may have been negatively impacted by what I said. And, you know, I represent the Block M here as well, and I don't want to... I don't want to really be representing things that way, so I'm sorry.
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what i'm just saying look michigan might not have wanted that representing their big 10 player of the week and they said hey you represent the block m yeah without him without him no one would associate michigan and cocaine i think the funny thing about his apology right is like the people that would have been offended by what he was doing you'd then have to explain to them what he was doing and why they should be offended by what he was doing right like
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So if he's like, oh, think of the children. It's like, so you're going to sit down children? You're going to explain cocaine use to children and why this is a problematic action by him?
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John Amici was a former NBA player and just a very intellectual man who, I don't want to say doesn't have a sense of humor because I don't think that's fair to John, but John takes himself more seriously than we would take ourselves, I would say. And John Amici is someone who would probably not be hanging out in the same circles as Stu Gatz. per se, so he's a very well-read man.
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He wasn't knighted officially, but he has a British royal title of sorts and just is into very smart things that go above the heads of all of us.
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So we thought, let's play a game and waste Jon's time and have him try to figure out what it is that Stugatz, who's not well-read, what he's trying to say mid-sentence, mid-thought. Sometimes he just ejects in the middle of the word. Sometimes he just mispronounces words.
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So what we would do is we would save a bunch of clips of Stugatz just not saying words the right way, and then horrify John Amici, who speaks perfect English. And John was terrible at this game. And I think he was frustrated because, you know, as an NBA player, as someone who's a successful businessman,
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He has succeeded at many things in life, and this is just one that we knew he was not going to succeed at. And I think it drove him nuts that this dumb game always got the best of him. And it was really unfair. I mean, some of the words that we would play for him are four or five syllable words that Stugatz would condense down into one syllable and then move on to his next train of thought.
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So John never really stood a chance in this game.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, that's true, Dan. So yesterday, Lehman and I got tickets to Unrivaled, courtesy of DraftKings. It was the final. So we had to drive all the way to Medley, which is not a short drive in rush hour traffic. And Lehman turned on his favorite Knicks podcast because the Knicks were playing the Heat last night at Madison Square Garden.
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And we turned it on to the Knicks film school, I think it's called. And Jeremy was the guest there. And so we turned it on and I was like, oh, you know, it'll be a short drive. We'll listen to 20 minutes of this. Well, no, it was it took like an hour and a half to get to Medley, which is like west of Doral. Like it's not close.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
And so I listened to an entire hour of Jeremy break down the Miami heat in the car while we sat in traffic in the baking hot afternoon sun.
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I want to do the bit and say, no, you're annoying. But actually, when he's not being interrupted and purposely being annoying, it was pretty informative, I hate to say.
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Local Hour: The Pressure of The Second Seat
Yeah, well, Jeremy actually was 100% correct in his analysis of when the Heat lose every game. Jeremy, if you want to jump in here so I don't get it wrong. It's not that they're like... starting out the games in their ass the entire four quarters. They're actually playing well, and then they sort of lose the plot in the second quarter and then get blown out in the third quarter.
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Spoh, Jeremy, Cortez, you, which, who?
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Why are you like this? You were so normal on that one. I'm sorry.
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Better time than ever. Dan, I feel like you could just jump on the Pacers bandwagon. Like, no one's going to judge you for it.
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I think third's probably more stressful than second, though.
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Yeah, so the vinyl upset the Owls in the semifinal. So last night was Rose versus vinyl and the Rose won. It's Chelsea Gray's team. She was the MVP of the final game. It was a lot of fun. Like you said, it's a made for TV event because it's not in a huge arena. It's in like a soundstage. And there's not I don't know the total seat count, but it's very small.
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But the in arena atmosphere is actually really fun. And there are tons of fans there. It was just a really like entertaining environment. Tons of celebrities there. Dwayne Wade and Gabby Union were there. Asia Wilson was there. Francis Tiafoe was there. There's a lot of celebrities courtside watching the final last night. So it was really fun. I think that.
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Basketball itself has been really fun to watch because it's three on three, but it's not half court three on three. It's like a condensed like two thirds court. They have a target score, fourth quarter ending. So every game ends on a buzzer beater, a game winning shot, which is really exciting. The pace of play is really fast because it's three on three. So they're constantly running the court.
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And so it's been really fun to watch. It's been fun to watch the sort of crossover teammate. Teammates that have never played together before coming together and playing together on a team like this in this small setting is cool. So I think fans have really enjoyed it, especially because usually in the WNBA offseason, your favorite players are abroad. You might not get to watch all their games.
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And so this has been on TV a couple nights a week and has been easy to follow. And there's tons of you know, engagement coming out of it. And I think from what I understand, the players feel like, you know, they're getting like an ownership stake in the league. So they feel like a sense of ownership over it and like making it fun for the fans.
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And I think you can really tell that like this is a fun thing to get people engaged and get people excited about. It made me really excited for the start of the WNBA season.
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No, actually they make it really feel like it's an arena. It's just not, you know, it's not like 20,000 people. It's like a thousand people or whatever it is. But like the, there are some really bad in arena DJs and entertainment in basketball. I will not name names, but whoever they have doing all of the in-game stuff for Unrivaled is very good at it.
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So like, it doesn't feel like you're on a TV set at all. It actually just feels like you're in a small arena. I've been to a number of,
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college basketball games in the last year and this unrivaled in stadium or in arena was much more lively and exciting and was like a fraction of the number of people that have been at those games so I really enjoyed it I didn't know what to expect because it is not a lot of people and and like the farthest seat from the court is I think they said 20 feet away like it's really really close um
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But the energy is great. I mean, three-on-three basketball is really fun. I enjoyed watching it during the Olympics this past summer. So I was a little bit familiar with how the pace of play works. But this is not quite the same rules as that. This is more of a full-court experience. So I just really enjoyed it.
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Chelsea Gray is, I think, the perfect athlete for this format because she's so good at shot creation. She can shoot from anywhere on the court. She can pass really well. And so I think it was very fitting that her team won And she was the MVP. Angel Reese was out last night because she re-injured her wrist, I believe. But she was the defensive player of the year and unrivaled.
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And so that was, you know, she helped that team get to the championship game. So it's a bummer that she wasn't there. But I think, you know, it just sort of highlights different characteristics of players that maybe don't always come out in five-on-five basketball and really shows how different skills are more important there.
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And being able to play two ways in three-on-three is super important because you're constantly hustling back and forth. It's an 18-second shot clock. It's moving really, really fast. You're just running up and down the court constantly.
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Jeremy said like maybe award shows fit in that category because I think like the reason sports are unique is because you obviously don't want to know who wins it like after it happens. Like if you don't watch it live, then it gets spoiled for you and other things don't.
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So you can watch it on your own time unless you're listening to this show and you haven't seen The Righteous Gemstones or White Lotus yet, in which case it will get spoiled for you on Monday morning.
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But I think you did.
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It would have been better if I didn't know it was coming. But I knew it was coming and I was like, there's going to be a penis soon. And then I saw it and I was like, well, I knew that was going to happen. I was still like, huh, oh my God. But it would have been different if I didn't know. Anyways, I think Unrivaled is different though, Dan, because it's a limited... It's a limited season.
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It's not the full year. It's very small, and I think it works for what they're trying to create. I think that if the WNBA went to empty arenas and empty stadiums and no one was watching it, yeah, that would matter, and it would suck for fans. I think the reason that the WNBA has been so exciting the last few years is because they have been packing arenas.
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They've been breaking attendance records in various cities. So I think having fans at the games does still really matter to the television.
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Name one good hitter on the Marlins. How would he know what a good hitter is?
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Speaking of heyday in journalism, there was a Yale Review story that I saw yesterday that said Vanity Fair's heyday. And the guy in it, Graydon Carter, for 25 years was the editor there and made $166,000 per article that he wrote. And he wrote like three articles a year and was just raking in cash.
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That was the heyday of journalism.
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That's got to be a bottom bracket, though. Those things suck.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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Oh, it's been awesome. i've loved every second of it there's been really cool documentaries about all of these different uh it's parts of it there's been documentaries on music and random seasons of the show and then they had a concert on friday night that was insane some of the performances and then the sketch show on sunday was great because it did fan service you
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Not every sketch was perfect, but they combined some old sketches together. They brought out new people. They included modern-day celebrities and old sketches. I thought it was really a perfect weekend to celebrate 50 years of a show that changed comedy forever with the people who went through it.
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I mean, We're the influencer generation, right, that we're looking at right now. Like you just got a bunch of young people who have been told rise and grind, hustle, go get yours. That's all that matters in our modern culture. Why would we expect it to be any different for a bunch of dudes in the NBA?
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Are you questioning the effort of players while they're on the court in the regular season?
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Jimmy Butler is the only guy that we've had any sort of narrative about about the actual effort when he's on the floor during the regular season. The other guys we're talking about with load management is a different thing.
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Do you think that starting pitchers try in Major League Baseball? Because they only go five innings now.
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We're 100,000 square feet. You have no knowledge of Biloxi. You just went with a city that you thought might have a small convention center.
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That's a separate thing. So the small convention center in Biloxi houses a coliseum.
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Hour 1: Perception Is Not Reality
We're just gonna let Dick's Rough Riders go.
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The Big Suey: Dan Is A Racist And Sexist
This is the Dan Leventhal Show with the Stugats.
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Das Gute ist, dass er sich wählen wird.
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Willst du etwas verrücktes über Doug Gottlieb erzählen? Also er ist der Head Coach eines College Basketball Teams und wir sind in der Mitte der College Basketball-Saison. Er war bei Radio Row. In the middle of his college basketball season. He does a daily show. I know, but he should be coaching his team. You can do that remotely. We were walking around Radio Rome.
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We saw that the set was all set up for the Doug Gottlieb show. You should probably be with your team right now, I would think, in the middle of the season. I know that this is the biggest place, but you have this other commitment. Maybe do the show from a studio at least in the same town or have someone there and do it remotely.
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Was glaubst du, hat er am Konventionenzentrum gemacht?
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Okay. I don't know. Did you ask him how much it would be?
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Oh boy. And then what went through your head? Because you said, how do I know an airboat captain? Never been in these parts.
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Er hat nicht ohne Socken gespielt. Es ist klar, dass Walter Payton die eigentliche Fußseite seines Socks ausgeschnitten hat. Er hat nicht ohne Socken gespielt. Er hat nicht mit Leggings gespielt, die wie Socken gepaintert wurden.
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Just do a Google image search for Walter Payton and see if you can find any photos of him running around without socks. They don't exist.
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Maybe it wasn't Jared Payton.
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Jared Payton kommt vermutlich tatsächlich an, weil ich vermute, dass du diese Person für ihre Telefonnummer gefragt hast. Jared Payton kommt an. Weiß die Person, die ankommen, die Geschichte?
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The setup for the Doug Gottlieb show, in fairness, I didn't actually see him there. I just saw the set was all set up for his show and I was kind of like... Should he just be off for a week from coaching his team in the middle of the season?
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Did he say my father's Walter Payton? Yes. Or did he just say my father played without socks? We need to quiz him.
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Not pretending, you're trying to sow seeds of division here that I'm not going to allow. This is how you tried to break apart the Payton family and it's not going to happen here.
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Nein, ich meine, es ist für jemanden. Vielleicht nicht für mich, aber es ist für jemanden. Jemand kriegt etwas daraus, also bin ich nicht hier, um anderen Leuten zu schlagen, was auch immer das Wort ist.
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Great MVP trophy for the Orange Bowl. Just filled with oranges. Incredible.
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It's very possible. I'm going to look into this.
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Unprofessional. Very professional for one job, unprofessional for the other. Either way.
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Ich habe gerade EW geschrieben.
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Was willst du, dass ich das tue? Ich will wirklich nur über Orange-Juice fragen. Du sprichst von der Orange Bowl und Syracuse Orange. Bist du ein Juice-Man?
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My dad's a tuned liquid man, by the way. Coffee and beer. If you ever juice your own orange juice, surprising how useless oranges are. You gotta juice like eight oranges to get a glass of orange juice. It's incredibly wasteful. They don't produce any juice. That's why the price of orange juice is when you go to some restaurant, it's like $4. This seems steep.
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It's like, no, that was like 12 oranges to make that one glass of orange juice.
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I'm a juice man and I'm concerned about this economy and the fruits.
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Ich nehme ein bisschen Freiheit hier mit Billy's Defense, weil ich nicht weiß, wo das geht.
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Wir sind auf dieser Reise zusammen.
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Und ich werde es nicht wieder tun, weil ich es schon ein paar Mal gemacht habe. Lime ist aus der Kontrolle. Aus der Kontrolle. Ja. Zwiebeln gehen runter.
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No, I'm telling you, you'll get like two shot glasses with three oranges. They're surprisingly useless. And there's also specific oranges that are made for juicing. Like you have to look up which oranges should I buy for juicing because I guess they're juicier than other oranges because some Clementines get out of here.
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I was using a juicer, a machine that's made to juice this orange. You put it on the thing, it goes, and then it shoots it out. Pulp is a problem, if we're going to be honest with you. The pulp gets in the way, so then you have to go after every couple of things. You take out all the pulp, because that starts clogging up the juicing machine. Are you on?
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You could probably put it inside your mouth like you do with Zins. We're pulp people.
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Wait, hold on a second. How are you planning on juicing this orange with your bare hands.
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You just said you'd feed 30 people.
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It's shocking how little juice comes out of oranges. My wife is getting sick or whatever and she's like, I would like some fresh orange juice. You call a place and it's $4.99. That seems like a lot. I could buy a juicer on Amazon for $14 and just juice these oranges myself. Und dann merke ich, wie schnell du durch diese Orangen fliegst. Sie fangen dich mit diesen kleinen Kuppen an.
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Wenn du nach dem Frühstück gehst. Und wenn da Pulp drin ist, ist es wirklich nur die Juice in der Juice. Weißt du, was ich meine? Es ist wie Eis. Pulp ist Eis für Orangen-Juice.
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I think the price is up because there's like a bird flu and they had to kill a bunch of the chickens so there's less supply.
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Classic chicken or an egg situation, it sounds like. Mike's chicken.
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So it's very hard to advise you.
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Warte, kann ich Greg Cody ein bisschen mehr Backstory geben? Weil ich weiß nicht, ich weiß nicht die Geschichte, ich weiß nicht den Gäste. Ich weiß, dass, als wir eine andere Konversation separat von diesem hatten, es irgendwie verbunden wurde, wo wir darüber sprachen, ob Walter Payton Fußball in Socken gespielt hat.
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It was, and we found a lot of pictures of him in socks. Dan is racist.
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So whose judgment are we following?
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Can we tell Roy? Wait, which race did you offend?
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Well, okay. Does the guest that's coming on know that they were a victim of your racism? Or are they finding out that you were racist towards them live?
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Okay, so if the person's willing to come on, it could be not that bad? Or the person could be kind of coming on to publicly end you?
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Es klingt so, als ob du es wirklich rassistisch möchtest, und die Person sagt, nein, das war cool, und du sagst, nein, bitte, mach mich rassistisch.
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You're setting this up like you burned a cross at someone's lawn.
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It empowers me. When I see that app... You just want to start sending people money.
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Yeah. You know, the ins and outs. So I like you. You're an old dog that does learn new tricks. You know, I do. Tricking it.
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Es klingt, als wäre es nur ein Bartop-Tafel.
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Wow, ich bin immer noch sehr verwirrt. Was hast du ihm gefragt? Wo ist da ein Bad?
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Hattest du diese Entschuldigung?
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So, Jared Payton's coming on to do what exactly?
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Oh, now I'm against it.
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Maybe he meant he didn't wear socks around the house.
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Out of the way, peasants! My wife needs to urinate! Deflection. Even though my wife is a woman, so she doesn't use the bathroom.
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Local Hour: The NHL vs. The NBA
Yeah, in Greg's defense, Shadow Show is different. It's just us kind of, the concept was we stroll in and it's like, we're getting ready for the show. Greg's just getting ready with his tumid bag and his laptop.
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Du wärst schrecklich im Krieg, ehrlich gesagt. Du wärst schrecklich im Krieg. Du gehst, du highfivest deine Feinde im Konkurs.
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That's not banter. For the podcast audience, we're watching two guys punch ten smaller guys.
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I have no idea where he is. I saw the same email. It was news to me. And then I also saw that he is now working on Thursday, which throws off our recordings for later this week. I haven't gotten a heads up. No clue where he is. I also, not to, you know, put anyone's business out there, also was told that, you know, we have someone that helps with weekend observations.
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What? I don't see them. There's Hooters. There's Hooters on South Beach. They're everywhere. Just drive around. Hooters is still, thank God, an American institution. Hooters is tame compared to Instagram, to be honest with you.
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Hooters is tame compared to Instagram. Before you went to Hooters, I was like, blah, blah, boom. I also got like... Now you go on Instagram and it's like, whoa.
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And I was told that person did not get a heads up. So that person did weekend observations and did not know that it was for nothing.
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It's possible that that's not entirely complete yet, though, because this person did get the heads up last night via email. But I think that work was being done earlier in the day, just unaware that it was not necessary for today.
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I'm trying. I'm trying to keep things back to how they were.
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Yeah, doesn't look like a Bob. Well, his name is Robert. Bob is just his nickname. Like a Billy William Guillermo situation.
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Das könnte es sein. Schaut es euch an. Robert James Ritchie. Das klingt wie Robert James.
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But yeah, he's part of the problem. He's part of why it's become what it is.
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Er hätte eigentlich jemanden, der da sein wollte, da sein wollen. Das ist das Schlimmste. Du willst nicht da sein. Niemand will da sein. Aber du nimmst den Niveau von ich will nicht da sein zum nächsten Niveau. Und du kostest Menschen, die da sein wollen, die Möglichkeit. Wenn seine Anker wirklich schmerzen, dann klingst du wie ein Jerk.
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Because his body is aging like the rest of everyone else's bodies.
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In Fairness, when the players don't care about playing the games, why should the fans care about watching the games?
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Also, like, I don't think you should be telling people out loud your premeditating crimes.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We respect the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. No. Okay? Pop-Tart doesn't get off Tostitos. It's going to get there, though.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Folks, listen up. Smirnoff knows there's no I in football. Football's a we thing, an experience that is best joined together with good drinks and good folks. Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is the official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season.
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From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you're enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure you drink responsibly. Take a minute, make a plan, never drive impaired. Smirnoff, we do game days.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Commercial music. We're going to get in trouble. Oh, please.
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Battleshits. If this is late at night and I'm not trying to wake up my wife, I'm an E8 kind of guy.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah. Depends where the water is. I live in the 8-9 zone. What? Well, in the middle. Not at the top. I'm not peeing on the rim. But I'm trying to hit the side of the wall. That is the aiming space.
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Because it's not loud. I don't want the...
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Well, that's, I think, the women I don't think play this game. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yeah, do the whole story again. Do it again, do it again. Do the whole story again. Number two, Tony, number two. I think there were three all of a sudden. There's a pitter-patter on the roof. You looked around a wall.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Full circle.
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Foles circle. Did I not say it? I think I get it. Because he didn't get to win the Super Bowl like Foles did.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
We told you this last week that this was a must lose for both teams and that one of them was going to get adversity of this. And Dan Campbell today on 97.1, the ticket said, quote, this is exactly what we needed. Sometimes you got to get punched in the mouth and remember what it used to be like to really appreciate where you are. And we'll do that.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
In fairness to Dan, Tony knew that in August. He just didn't tell us. That's right.
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Let's not hitch our wagon to Tony. Yeah, we're not doing that. I think we need to strap ourselves. That's how we ended up out of ESPN.
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There is. It's called Miss Congeniality 2, colon, armed and fabulous. Gracie Hunt was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Regina King.
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But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pals, Heather Burns, turns up missing and the FBI is put on the case.
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There is a pageant. She's in a pageant dress on the cover.
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I'll be out and out of this one. Yeah, let's do that next week. Do it on the 25th. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm free on the 25th.
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Jessica, wait a minute. I understand. Wait. He played 17 of his songs today. Wait a minute.
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He is working really hard today. Is he trying to get a record deal? Like, what are we doing? Because, like, these used to be, like, funny. Like, oh, this person. It used to be Taylor. Like, no one could sing. This is a fun, like, you're bad at singing. Are you trying to get a record deal? What's happening here?
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I didn't hear it.
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I don't even remember that one.
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70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.
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Yeah. Rose, did you know Travis Homer's a bear? What? Got it.
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It's the time to get hurt, too, headed into the playoffs.
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Yeah. Now you have three, four weeks to get healthy.
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Montgomery's out for the year. But is it the full year? It's never a good time for that.
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That's for later.
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Leading the witness here. Exactly. What happened is exactly right, Stu Gutz. What happened here...
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Well, I would say there's been on camera a number of incidents already. It wasn't just once this weekend. So that's, I think, where people may be coming from. Also, like, Shannon Sharp has gone through the NFL like he has experience in this area, you would think. So I'm not saying that they're necessarily judging him, but they may be telling him, hey, this is what I went through just so you know.
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Also, aside just from the Travis Hunter of it, like. Most people are not with who they were with when they were 20 years old. Statistically.
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Also, Travis Hunter was the number one high school prospect going into college.
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I also, on the record, want to say, I love love.
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Well, I mean, can I share the details? It's on, like, the DL, isn't it? Well, we might as well. I mean, we need people to go donate toys. So can I share the details that I am aware of?
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Yeah, Christmas snuck. up on us.
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Yeah, the same every year.
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Are you sure that was Fuentes? Because he's not one to take accountability for not remembering things. Right. Well, it's that time of year, Dan. I mean...
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I guess I don't understand what's so dangerous about it and why it's different for Travis Hunter than anyone else in a relationship going through the same thing throughout history.
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If I could tell you how many people that are strangers to me have come up to me, fans of the show, and said, you should get divorced.
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How many, Billy? Too many to shake a stick at.
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Well, the thing is, though, is that we're there at 10. And I don't think the restaurant's even open at 10. And there's also two Flanigans there, right? There's the restaurant, and then there's Big Daddy's. Are we outside of Big Daddy's, or are we outside of Flanigans? Because the locations... Big Daddy's is Big Daddy's. Come to a bar and give us a toy at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday.
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It's kind of like... Do people have toys in their cars that are going to be at a bar at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, or are we sending people and hope that they're not working? And in which case, are we asking unemployed people to give us toys at a bar on a Tuesday? Maybe the locations, it's like... We're gonna send people to a trap house next? What are we doing?
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Oh, no.
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The only thing I would say about voting him number one is that of the 901 first place votes, he got six, which is not 6%. It's 0.6%.
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Let me hear it again.
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Cam Ward had six first place votes. Travis Hunter had 552. I do not think 546 people were swayed by that play.
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You guys know that... What happened? Nah, I'm too late. Nah, I've just bailed on it. Well said. Nah, it's just, you know, my brain froze. Travis Homer's still in the NFL. I'll leave. It's that time of year. Yeah, I'm just going to go home for the year. But what happened? I'll see you guys next year.
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Well, because I was positive it was Travis Homer and then there was Travis Hunter and I'm like, I'm going to say the name wrong so I'm just going to say nothing and you guys normally just like, you're an idiot and you keep talking and then no one spoke. Yeah, and then it became awkward, and I figured, well, someone's going to make it less awkward.
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No, it wasn't yours. Dan, really.
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I heard that, too. That's why I'm distracted.
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The problem, though, is like Tony likes Flanagan. So there's also the chance that like Tony forgets the mission that he's on and he's just hanging out at Flanagan's.
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I mean, I don't know if Flanagan's famous for their breakfast.
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They open at 11 at the latest. It says closed right now. Lunch menu. Opens at 11. Thank you. So he'll be there for an hour pre-open. If you guys want to pre-game there in the parking lot, maybe stand in line. Yeah, tailgate for the opening. Toy gate. There's a toy gate.
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I'm going to look to see what time Big Daddy's opens. It never closes. I mean.
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But the perfume cologne is under the elementary school list. Yeah, that's odd.
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I have a question for all of the fans out there as we're learning about the toy drive. So is it ending when the show ends or can they go to Flanagan's later in the day and we'll collect it later if we're not there?
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No, it's not defense. It's information. Guys, people are at work at this time. If they want to help after they get out of work, I'm trying to find out if there's a way for them to do so.
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And then the follow-up to that question is... I then saw the chimpanzees and you were just talking about ostriches eating everything and you find screws and whatever. And on a previous visit to the zoo, I told you I saw someone throw some ice cream to a chimpanzee because they asked for it. And I noticed this time when I saw the chimpanzees,
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There's now a speaker with Ron McGill's voice blasting, saying, do not throw anything to the chimpanzees or we will prosecute you and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law in both English and Spanish on a nonstop loop. Is that good for the mental health of these chimpanzees hearing your voice over and over and over again?
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Hey, you sold that car yet?
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Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
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Just like that?
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in the morning? I was going to say, not many people are eating Funyuns at 10.44 a.m.
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They've changed the fruit roll-up, and we don't need to get into that today because we'll be on that for a while.
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Well, I mean, here's the weird thing. I'm not a fan of onions. I had an incident, but Funyuns I'm still good with. Funyuns are the fun onion. You know what I mean? I'm pretty sure that's why it's called Funyuns, right? Sure. So they did it before you, Chris.
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What else would it be short for?
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Yeah, and they're like onion rings. You know, onion rings. Have you heard of onion rings? Yeah, delicious.
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Hey, you sold that car yet?
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And they can burn your mouth easily.
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Yeah. Crispy, I don't know about that. Crispy, yeah. I hate a wet, flaccid onion.
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Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
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Just like that?
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Well, Ron, so someone broke into Roy's car, so he dressed like a gladiator so no one else would break into his car today. And then one thing led to another, and we started talking about lions. versus tigers in terms of modern-day gladiators versus bullfighters, and which you would rather fight with a sword? Would you rather fight a bull with a sword or a lion with a sword?
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Ron, I recently went to the zoo.
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Thank you, Ron. So anyways, I saw you by the tiger exhibit, and I have two questions about my visit to the zoo. One, we were told that when you can't see the tigers, sometimes they climb up into the trees, and they're hiding in the trees to get shade. And I said, you know, it seems like a little... Maybe the tigers are just hiding, and we don't see them, but they're telling us they're in the trees.
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You know that sound. It's the sound of money hitting your Venmo account. A friend paying you back. Or maybe it's getting cash back from your favorite business when you pay with the Venmo debit card. Or it's realizing you can pay with Venmo at checkout at thousands of brands. Now, there are so many more ways to answer the question, what's your Venmo? Download Venmo today.
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One sad cone. In Greg's defense, how many book offers does Erlene have?
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I'm just asking. I'm not taking any shots here. How many horses does she own?
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No. Reach for it. An FCB. Right. Exactly. Greg, how do you feel about like handmade bows? Over here. How do you feel about handmade bows versus like the pre-made bows that have a little sticker on it that they just push?
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I like ribbon. Where you tie, you go one way and then the other way and then you tie it.
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Greg, this is somewhat related to gift wrapping and the party situation. I don't know if you've seen this. Party City is going out of business. They're closing them everywhere. I have a concern. I don't know where I'm going to get my helium moving forward.
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You know, you go, you take the balloons there, they fill them up. Now, I don't know where to go.
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Publix used to be Publix. Do they still do that? Dollar stores have helium, but I don't know the process of, like, can I bring in contraband balloons into a helium place for them to fill them for me? Because I bought a helium tank. I thought I was going to save a lot of money with a helium tank for one of my daughter's birthdays. Mm-hmm. Crap helium. So bad. Helium doesn't last.
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A day, balloons were on the floor. Yeah, bad. I got a bad dealer. Bad batch of helium, it seems.
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With Team Valor, it could be as simple as just putting in his credit card. He's already made the decision. He's just letting him know I'm giving him the credit card.
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Every friend group has a Shelly, though, that if they go missing because a shark ate them whole, you wouldn't notice.
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I thought we were talking about Sam Darnold. That's what they told Gino. Gino, you're not that guy. And Gino proved them wrong.
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He also might not be. Bryce Young is that guy. Hold on. Hold on. What are we doing?
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He's the rare both. I think he's the rare both. He was Matty back in grade school. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There's a gladiator in the room.
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It's not a loose end. He didn't call it a loose end. Greg would never. It's a gaping end. Uh-huh. I would think that the gladiators were... I think Roy probably has encapsulated the attitude of most gladiators. I don't think gladiators were particularly gleeful.
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Yeah, you had to go out and do some killing. I think that's hard work.
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Because he knows he's got you. Would you rather fight a bull or a tiger with a sword?
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Yeah, we were talking about gladiators, and I think about bullfighters, kind of the modern-day gladiators. Gladiators would fight tigers sometimes, so if you had to choose, I'd go with a bull. I feel like a tiger's more mobile.
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Yeah, that's true. With claws and... I went to the zoo and they said, I don't know if I believe this to be true. We can ask Ron if the zookeeper was lying to us. They said that sometimes when you don't see the tigers, they're hanging out in the trees, that they just climb up in the trees for shade. And I don't believe that to be true. I believe that they just have them hidden away at that moment.
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And they tell us, oh, no, they're in the trees. There's no way they're in the trees, the tigers.
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I think you should go break your own window, Roy, and just say they broke your window. I mean, the cops filled out the police report already. Were they on the take? Did you tell them something and then maybe slip them a 20?
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Well, don't say that. That's good. Anyone out there wanting to hold up Roy, don't do that.
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Maybe. He's going to be the fall guy when Vrabel doesn't work out. We all know that, right? He's out of there in three years, then Vrabel in five. Yep. Mark it. Unless he's good.
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There's always something, Greg. Something always comes up.
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When it comes to the cook-offs here, the fixing's in, you know what I mean?
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Doing comedy. Wait, hold on a second. So you have one set up. How do we set up the punchline?
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And you know it. Why don't you try getting him, Dan? It's not that hard. Seriously.
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Everybody wants to act like their ends are all tied.
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Greg, which cheating would be more offensive from your wife? Infidelity or the bags in terms of wrapping? Right. Right.
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I looked up the origin, Dan, to get ahead of this on loose ends because I knew that you might want it. Dates back to Shakespeare.
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Can I have a question here? So, Regis Gemstones is about a megachurch family. That's kind of like the thing. I haven't seen it. Yes.
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Sie haben Gino verloren und DK verloren. Also ja, das Team ist nicht besser.
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Are we starting to really actually have that conversation? Like I told you last week, I didn't know we were ready to have that conversation. DK not a number one. Like now in Pittsburgh, is George Pickens the number one?
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It just feels like Aaron Rodgers wants to be the quarterback, but also coach the team pseudo-wise. So it's like, are you going to fall underneath and be humble enough to let a coach coach? Or do you want to do everything?
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Er kann nicht über die Stadt gehen und sagen, ich bin hier. Das stimmt.
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Aber Mike, hier ist die Sache. Sie hatten Justin Fields und Russell Wilson. Und Justin Fields hat gut gespielt, bis Mike Tomlin gesagt hat, dass Russell Wilson uns eine bessere Chance gibt, um zu gewinnen.
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Vielleicht haben sie sich geguckt und gesagt, hey, ich glaube Aaron Rodgers, obwohl er schlecht in New York gespielt hat, gibt uns eine bessere Chance, um zu gewinnen, als was wir schon mit Russell Wilson gesehen haben.
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Baker and Cousins combined for 32 picks this season. But Baker had 41 touchdowns, by the way. If you tell me one quarterback does what two does, take them anytime.
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Yeah, there's lawyers who can. Santa? Okay. Yeah, that would be great.
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Ich denke, alle sind auf Love is Blind. Alles andere ist wieder auf Reruns.
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Wie hast du Zeit?
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Here's a helpful note. Stop picking on your dad. Everybody hates it.
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Your picture is Mark Mangino, I think, still, right? That's true.
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A Super Bowl winner? Hold on a second. What? I mean, I think somehow the Jets still, though, when they're paying Fields $20 million, you're still lost yesterday, right?
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He's not really, though. Like, he got paid by the Steelers a million, but he's getting paid by, like, 30 by, like, the Broncos.
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Zach Wilson is a top five quarterback in the XFL, maybe.
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No, of course not. It's not that I know. It's that the Jets knew and that the Broncos knew. And now the Dolphins will find out.
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They're paying like they realize they need a backup plan in case Tua gets concussed again, which is what Zach Wilson is. And he's a better option than Skyler Thompson.
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I'm also kind of souring on Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel thinks he can fix it. Mike McDaniel is such a genius. How about you fix the problems that you have with the people you have and stop getting these pet projects just in case? Mike McDaniel, if we're being honest, is kind of on the hot seat.
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Tony, what you're missing is also this is what we call a sleight of hand. You know what I mean? Like, look over here. We got this guy. Big breaking news. Is this going to work out? He hates the Panthers. They hate him. Now he's a Panther. He's an ice cat.
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Let's make sure to fly him down here so we can do this press conference. And then later in the day, you're going to find out that one of our players is taking steroids and has been suspended 20 games. Don't look at that. Look over here. Classic shell game. Look at the big signing, and now we're going to fly him right back to Boston for the next game where he was a minute ago.
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That's what they're doing here. Slide a hand. Turns out, Chris, cheaters do prosper. Lord Stanley. He is cheating.
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What happens if, like, he plays tonight, right? It's tonight? He's not playing. He's injured. Yeah, he's out. Okay, well, never mind then.
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Hold on a second. While everyone's jumping down my throat about him being injured, when Roy was at the Panthers camp yesterday not reporting on the steroid suspension, he reported that Brad Marchand was going to be on this road trip traveling and he might be good and suit up for the game.
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The mirrors at the gyms have filters on them now, like IG filters, so when you go, you're like, ooh, okay.
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Did you see Aaron walking out with a cardboard box full of his personal effects? I don't think he was fired, Billy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Roy Missed The News
For two weeks, though, he can't be there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Just the visual of God not giving a shit is funny. You know, I think sometimes God's like, you know what? Not asking me, just saying thank you. You're welcome. This is great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
He's not an actual vampire. Do you get tested? Did Grayson get tested?
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
A vampire, an older vampire is more likely to lie than a younger vampire. I think that's very true. Because they know more about the social stigmas that come with being a vampire, and they know that this is something that I should hide from the general public. We're young vampires just going around telling the truth all willy-nilly, just thinking this society accepts vampires.
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
I think the question for this young vampire is how long have you been a seven-year-old vampire?
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
And then they would know. They would know better. And then maybe it would be of lying age.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Could a toddler vampire lose the fangs the way a toddler loses teeth? Excellent question. And then do you only do it once?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Someone needs to protect your granddaughter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Did the vampire break skin on Graceland or no?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
There was a mark. That's probably what spared her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Greg, if your parents could live forever as vampires instead of passing away, would you take it? I think I would. Really? Yeah. But what if they'd turn on you and potentially turn you into a vampire?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Yeah. For protective purposes or just you like the taste of garlic?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Tradition traces it back to Ireland around the year 1830 BC. Sometime later, the Celtic warrior reputedly took a chariot axle with a wheel still attached, spun it around and hurled it a long way. The wheel was later replaced by a rock with a wooden handle attached. A sledgehammer began to be used for the sport in Scotland and England during the Middle Ages.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
What's going on with my eye? Do you have a sty? I do. It's kind of been an off-air conversation. You just asked me out of the blue. Put me out there that I have a sty. Well, you're on camera. Yeah, but I have glasses on. I feel like I've hit it. I have a sty. I didn't even realize you had it. Thank you, Jeremy. You were hiding it well.
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
And if you did notice, it's polite of you not to point and say what's wrong with your face, freak. Which is how I received it. But what's happening?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
My body's betraying me, Dan. I'm old. What do you want me to tell you? I'm old. My body for the past week and a half has been betraying me. I sprained my ankle the other day. I thought that was the worst of it. That was just the tip of the iceberg. Had that. Then I had a stomach thing. Possibly the flu. Talked some Tammy flu. Knocked that out. You know, second day of Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
I got a sty on the bottom of my left eye. So... All my contacts that I had, you know, rationed for the week were no longer necessary. I just had to wear my glasses because I looked like a freak. Then I come back and, you know, I'm still a little exhausted. My sty jumps from the bottom of my eye to the top of my eye. And here we are. Here we are.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
But I'm just a man trying to power through it and hopefully not be, you know, called out on my disgusting looks. But... I guess that is a luxury not afforded to me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
All right, we're having a sty off here. Zip that up. Exactly right. I just was reading, and it's like, yeah, sometimes your body can fight off a virus, and it gets a sty. It's part of the process. So I'm trusting the process here, and hopefully it goes away the next couple days. Everyone giving their sty bona fides. It's unpleasant.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
And the G.I. Joe one. Oh, that was a different one.
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Relax, it wasn't that bad. Don't worry about the Rotten Tomatoes. I mean, no one needs that. I was reading a thing about Billy Madison and how bad it was reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes and what it took to make that movie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Now that we're talking about classic movies, I know no one asked me about this, and you guys don't care, but I figure it's a good time to get in. I didn't like the movie selection on the flights this past week. There weren't good movies or shows available, so I went the classic route. On the way up, I saw Charlie's Angels. 25 years old, Charlie's Angels. Can you believe that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Lucy Liu still looks the same. Good flick, Charlie's Angels. Yeah, you liked it? Yeah, not bad. Not bad. There's the creepy skinny guy who I think was like, isn't he like a famous person? Crispin Glover? Yeah, him. Creepy guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
He comes back. He was just ripping people's hairs off and smelling it. Smelling hair. Drew Barrymore's hair. Weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
He's a grump, right? David Letterman, like everyone's like, oh, legend. He's so great. But he seemed like did not really have a great sense of humor at times if he was like the one that was being laughed at. And like also secretly like kind of rude to guests.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Yeah. I think he spent some time in Wyoming with those animals.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
When you wrote this book, did you say, now I'd like a chapter about my life and my accomplishments? Or no? Ron didn't allow that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
Petty play. Good for you. That's why you're still living. He doesn't stop digging that Jim DeFede, I'll tell you what.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
What would your story be? What would your quip be? If you were there, because you'd have a pre-interview, you'd have to go in there with almost prepared material. What would you say? How would you start it out?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Child Vampire
He was on that. He was on Sports Bang. He doesn't remember. Yeah, but that wasn't a talk show. There was no shenanigans there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Don Levitard. You have some hot takes today. Joe Chestnut's a fraud.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
He called Connor McDavid overrated before the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Howie Mandel being the guy that pranks bald people. Everyone's bald that he does this to. Is that like what he's going for?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Those are Jordans. Game Room of Curios? You also have the Wu-Tang Jordans. You have multiple pairs of Jordans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
It was like, I was like noticing it. I'm like, look at Mike and Dan. They're just talking about life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Name another team. No one does it as well, but everyone would acknowledge the most important part of football is the trenches.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Three out of five? I don't think so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
What I'm saying, I know the guy, the D lineman that got hurt, he makes a ton of money.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Turning?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Goosebumps multiple times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
Oh, God. Goosebumps. Those type of videos get me. And Spoh, he's right. No. He's right. We should think back on this years from now. This was a good thing with Jimmy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Gold Medal of Dan Le Batears Interviews
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I'm not saying he's not a good piece. It's just like these pieces have proven that they're really not good enough.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
The thing about the Chiefs in particular, though, is like they beat teams that are just flat out better than them in the Super Bowl. And they've always been able to just make it work when they needed to make it work in the Super Bowl. This year, they couldn't. So I think that they may not think that they're not less talented than other teams.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
But like this Eagles team isn't the first team that was just flat out better than them. This is just the first team that beat them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
Brown in the middle of the playoff from reading a book on the sidelines. Like Samson said he should.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I may have missed something because the Super Bowl was last week, but isn't Terry Rozier actively being investigated for throwing games? How is he still playing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
How are we just allowing someone who maybe was fixing games to continue to suit up and play every night?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, the Suns have a better record than the Heat. Maybe they should have done it. Do you think so? Trade the whole team? For Kevin Durant? Imagine if they just trade jerseys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
He would have landed a whale. Seems like a big ask. Also, what do the Suns do then? They have way too many players. Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
I mean, I think we're just married to guys that are playing team every year. and then they go on a run and make the finals. But, like, this core isn't good enough, right? Like, can we all – Jeremy won't agree, but can we all agree they're just – they're not good enough. They've made it to the finals twice, but, like – With Jimmy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
This isn't a team that is, like, competing with the Celtics in the East. This is, like, a 7-8-9 middling team that then goes on a run at the right time. At a certain point, you have to, like, accept – and, I mean, I do this as someone who's a fan of the Marlins, who are never really. good enough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
You have to accept that the people you've fallen in love with just may not be good enough to get done what you want to get done, and you need to move on. Now, trading all of them for Kevin Durant isn't the solution, but Kevin Durant, he informs pretty cool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Greg Cote's Piano Man
They're 25 and 26. What are you giving up? You know what I mean? Like, you're making it seem like you're breaking up a powerhouse. That's not the reality. You just like all these players because you're familiar with them and they've been around a long time. Bam was a starting player on Team USA. Okay, great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
It seems like this manager is quite distracted. And if you would just focus on one team and one thing, maybe there'd be different results.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Yeshiva-Lehman Baseball Preview
No, well, he was equally as obnoxious when the Panthers won. But there were other people that were happy about the Panthers, so he got lost in the shuffle. But, like, we did discuss on the show yesterday, you know, off air, do we want Houston to win or Florida? You know, the show's in Florida. We live in Florida. And the consensus was, well, Ethan will be just so unbearable if they win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
How good was the quality down under?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yeah, if you're staying at a New York hotel, not that I've done this, but I've heard people that have done this, and you type in dispensary, they like pop up like all over.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Yeah. Like you can walk from every hotel you can walk to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That dealership must hate you. They must despise you. What, the Audi dealership? Just like every week, I need another loaner. Buddy, listen, I know I said last week was the last one, but Rachel, Emma, I need another loaner, buddy. I'll pay you next week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I believe they have four cars, but I also think that he has a relationship with somebody at that dealership where he is often just going in and getting a loaner. Probably not even having to pay for it. It's fair. His name's Brett.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
But why would you say that if you had no interest in it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, no, I was worried about the fact that the car would just decide where it is that I need to go, whether I wanted to go there or not. And we were talking about this the other day, how I'd tell the car to take me to McDonald's, they'd take me to LA Fitness, and then I'd get upset that the car was judging my body.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Now, guys, sharks, I have a business proposition to propose to you guys, maybe Metal Ark's newest venture, and I'll stand for this because this is a serious one. You guys heard of Waymo? We're kind of talking about it right now. It's like a self-driving type Uber situation, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Maybe. So this is what I'm thinking, and let's keep this hush-hush amongst us. I think if we pick the right cities, we just invest in these self-driving cars, but we rebrand them as ghosts are driving you around town. So you look at haunted cities like New Orleans, Savannah, and you say, ghost tour? How about a driven ghost tour by Edward whatever the 15th, the great duke of whatever? Excellent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
It's an odd distinction to make. I didn't say I would live there. You literally could live anywhere. You wouldn't just die from living in Raleigh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
And it's really just self-driving cars, but we tell people it's ghosts. The spooky sounds in the car. $10 billion for 3%. $5 million. I know. I know. It's the hardest millionaire to be. I'll take five.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Celebrity ghost tours. Wow. Michael Ryan Ruiz. I want a 5% stake.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Especially if they died in car accidents. That would be weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Well, technically, in a self-driving car, there is a driver available should something go wrong. It's you. Just hop to the front seat and take over.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
If Tony was there, he'd drive that car. I'll tell you that right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Wouldn't it hit the same if he sat?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
No, I don't like it. They could potentially just choose my destination, lock me in. I go to open it. They have the child lock on all the doors. I can't go in, and then I have to go to the gym and work out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
That's impossible, then. His final movie's never coming out, unless he dies. He's got bills to pay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Only ones, though. Which part of Costa Rica would you stay in or live in?
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Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I could see him on a rainforest, like a giant treehouse mansion type thing with an infinity pool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
David, to Dan's point, though, he could do that very easily. How do you know he's not? We don't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I start sweating when that marker comes out. Oh, yeah. I never know. What if I got a fake one by accident?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
Well, you didn't answer in David's defense.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
I have lots of questions I want answers for. For example, if you could or would live in London, would you adopt an accent at some point in time? Oh, there's no doubt. There's no doubt. I think after like three years, you'd have one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Stugotz's Rental Car Deal
When she went over there, it was Lohan. When she was here, it was Lohan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I said this? Yes, you said it. I said that? Yes. Okay, I said that yesterday.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Well, I mean, had they gone 2-2, they probably would have been in the playoffs. I found myself longing for the Kenny Picketts of the world the last two weeks. It's not a good place to be, but I was like, you know what? If Mike White was still on this team, maybe something would have been different here.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Oh, it was so fun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
We could have had him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Well, no, I've been tasked with finding domain names that are available for Stugatz's CyberSquad. I found that Toilet.com is either available or it's a dating site. It's odd. It's a little confusing, but we found that JoshAllen.com...
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
is has been cyber squatted but it's available you just need to call todd it says so right there welcome josh allen.com for sale call todd asking two hundred thousand dollars yeah so it seems as though todd has figured out this game and is trying to shake down josh allen i think he'll take 150.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
And one of them is I need to know whether you guys think it's worth the content to go through. No, do not pay $200,000 for joshisland.com. If that's what you're thinking, do not do that. Let's just call Todd. We can talk to Todd for free.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Slot in before you fall out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
Let's hear it out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I mean, if we're doing behind the bit, there's a funny story about us getting scooped on a website. And it was the launch of the t-shirt store where we got very excited and we announced what the t-shirt store was going to be. And then a fan bought the URL because we didn't dot our I's and cross our T's. And then we didn't have the domain that we wanted and we had to pivot.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
How does cyber squatting work? Because sometimes it doesn't, right? Sometimes can't they just take the cipher and be like, no, you're just trying to cyber squat here. You don't own this.
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
I think that there can be, right? I can't just go and buy Nike.com if they let it expire for some reason, can I?
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The Big Suey: Jerry Jones, Bill Belichick, and Cyber Squatting (feat. Dianna Russini)
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
It's supposed to be private. We're waiting for your approval also, but I guess it's been approved.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And approved. I don't want it. All right, Julia, stop emailing me now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
No, falsehoods. Nope. Listener engagement. Do you want me to reveal to the audience what the plan is? Sure. All right, so this is what I was thinking.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Now it's happening, and now sales, this is the green light. Go sell this. If it's revealed, Dan, it's happening. Yeah, this is binding. Are you sure?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
What? All right, so this is how it works. He already started.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
All right, so this is what we were thinking. Deproved. You know, we lost our phone lines over the past couple years, and I personally, and I know Dan feels the same way, I don't want to speak for Dan, I know Dan has missed the interactions with the audience, the callers, et cetera, just this feeling of, you know, community that we had with our audience base.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I stand with you and Pat Riley. But what leverage do they have, right? Because normally they're able to get the disgruntled superstar because someone's just looking to get rid of him. Now you think that you're somehow going to get rid of the disgruntled superstar and improve your team, bring back another star?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
But I'm saying in this trade, you're not going to improve in a trade with Jimmy Butler. You're just getting him out of town. By the way, sad day at Heat Nation. Obviously, things are going on here. Things are not good with Jimmy. It's been put out there. Jimmy Butler merchandise is 50% off at every mall that I've seen.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Walking around every store, it said 50% off Jimmy Butler jerseys, Jimmy Butler t-shirts. Everybody's preparing. They don't think that this is going to get resolved, Dan.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
We've lost that over the past couple years. So I said to myself, Billy, how do we get this back? So I thought, what would the fans like more than anything? Watching the National Championship one-on-one with Dan. But how do we do that? Or someone else from the show. There's the asterisk. Someone else from the show, potentially. I really like the asterisk.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I don't think Sports Authority exists anymore.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I have no idea. Dicks. Really? So what are you looking... It's hard to find, by the way. I've learned, and you guys are telling me. And I'm just... Look, I'm a man of the people, but I'm a man of the streets. So I get a lot of my information from the streets and just from observing life. You guys tell me how this is a Panther town, this, that, and the third, and everybody loves the Panthers.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
If my brother-in-law is listening, I had a situation here, Dan, recently, where I ordered him a birthday present. Christmas slash birthday present. He was out of town for his birthday. Two birds. And that... that president has gotten lost and I've called the fulfillment center and they've told us flat out, we don't know where it is. You're never going to get this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
You need to call the company that sold this to you. So I called that company and they said, well, it's not it's it's not scheduled to be delivered yet. We can't give a refund. And I'm not going to name the company because we live in a dangerous time here where I literally can't criticize anyone because every company now has like a streaming media service.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
So whoever it is that has done me wrong could be my future employer one day. So I need to be very careful. And I can't mention an apparel company that may now have a streaming service that may hire me at some point down the road. So I need to be careful. So I'm not going to take them out. But it was a Panthers championship hoodie. So I said, you know what? This is never going to get here.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I just need to get a replacement gift. So that's why I was walking around the lids and the dicks of the world yesterday. And you know what I found? Not a Panther anything in sight. No one has Panthers gear down here in Miami. Like, Dolphin Mall doesn't have any Panthers gear. The Dicks over there in that new area doesn't have any Panthers gear. So there was two travesties.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
One, I can't rip anyone anymore because anyone could be a future employer now because everyone's starting their own media companies, which is crazy. Or streaming channels. Fast channels, they call them. Everything's a fast channel now. Let's just slow it down. Back in my day... Four channels. We just moved slowly. You know what I mean? Put it on the poll. We watched what was on television.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And if we get the right sponsor, maybe possibly we could do this in person.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Slow it down. Slow it down, fast channels.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Yes or no? Exactly right. Yeah. And I can't find any Panthers gear anywhere. And the third thing I learned, Jimmy Butler gear is on sale everywhere. 50% off.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Ah, the Listener League, Dan. Thanks. You were participating this week, correct? No? No. All right. Well, next week. Don't worry. Every week, fresh start. You can join next week if you want to. Just go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. I had a strategy last week. I thought it was foolproof. I thought I was going to be the only one with this strategy ever. Incentive guys. I said incentive guys.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
It did not work. Everybody had Mike Evans. Yeah, it did not work. I finished probably like five from the back last week. But new year, new me. New team, new me. New year, new me, new team. New DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Because every week a new fantasy contest. Go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
We'll have to figure it out. Someone from the universe, hopefully Dan. But how do we select this person?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
That's not the worst part. Let me reveal potentially the worst part for you. So what I was thinking was instead of attaching sounds or looks like or whatever to all the schools, why don't we put the power in the audience's hands? But what power are we going to give them? Let's have them choose who Dan watches with. How? This is what we do. We send out a bat signal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
We say, fans, send us videos to an address to be determined. Because, again, this wasn't supposed to come out on air. Send us videos to an address to be determined. You know, 15 to 20 seconds in length saying, this is why I should be the fan to watch the game with Dan. Or asterisk someone else from the Dan Lebitard show universe.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And then the fans can vote on who they think is most worthy of that honor. Now, it's not just going to be a one-time thing. No, it's a bracket style, right? So we're going to have people competing against each other. So a number 68 will go up against a number one. And hopefully, my hope, and this again wasn't supposed to be revealed in the air, we have someone go on a Sanjaya-like run. Yeah.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
And we have the fans get behind a David from Toronto, for example. And then David from Toronto or a Rash or someone like that ends up going on a run and winning the whole thing. Then every round, we'll just give you a new prompt. Hey, this is the question that we need you to answer today. Who's on the hot seat? Who's on this? Who's on that? Whatever it is, right?
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Every round, we'll get a new question. And then as it's going, you, the fans, just keep voting for fellow fans that you think should watch this game with Dan. Wow. And then the winner... goes to wherever this game is, if the right sponsor comes in and pays for the expenses, goes maybe in person, possibly asterisk, with Dan Levitard to watch the national championship game.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
You could argue this is a chance for someone to build a career.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
You know that question, would you pay $250,000, or a dinner with Jay-Z in different times? That's kind of this situation. A three-hour sit-down with a media mogul, Dan Levitard, while watching a basketball game, which, granted, basketball games aren't the best for conversation. Really, sporting events aren't the best for conversation because you're sitting next to each other awkwardly.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
I feel like the seats, we're not reinventing arenas, but maybe moving forward, the seats face each other at the arenas, and then the game's off to the side. Swivel chairs. Oh! That'd be an option. We're solving it all. But one thing's first, that's March sadness. And it seems like we got the green light on this one.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
Looks great on you. Slimming.
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Local Hour: The Jimmy Butler Saga Continues
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Greg, you would have liked this because the guy that was announcing the contest actually made this comment. And some of us were wondering because there was, I think, four competitors in the contest. And, you know, the professional eater was doing it very quickly. Obviously, he had six corn dogs in one eating.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
And I think all of the people that participated got, like, you know, for participating, they won, like, passes to the fair or something, right? One of the guys was just eating a corndog. Like, he went there, and they're like, did you just want, like, a free lunch? Because he was just eating a corndog very leisurely, and then he got to take the rest of them home.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
That's right.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Mina, is this season worth watching of Love is Blind? I've seen articles that said it's the most boring season yet.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Oh, yeah? Okay.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I like pods. I like honeymoon. I hate when they go to the apartments because that's when life gets real and that's when I don't want to see.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Jessica surprised him at the lake party like a couple of years ago. And then the guy, I don't even remember his name, was like, oh, what did I do here?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
What is that supposed to mean? Well, the corn dog contest. I didn't know I was going to. I did get a heads up that there would be a corn dog eating contest at the event, but that's not the event that I was going to. It was a satellite corn dog eating contest where the winner now gets to participate in the Miami-Dade County Fair corn dog eating contest. But what am I going to do?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Walk away and not watch a corn dog eating contest when one takes place?
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
This corndog eating contest was fierce. They had a ringer come in, if I'm going to be honest with you.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
No. What? No. So the corndog eating contest, there was a ringer there that obviously had been doing this before, and then they just ask anyone, anyone want to be a challenger, you can come and eat corndogs. This guy ate six corndogs in a minute. It was six corndogs, he ate them in a minute. It was going to be whoever's eating the most in the two minute time frame.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah, you pull the stick out.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah. And then there was a wrestler Domino who was the, obviously, wrestler Domino was the judge of the corn dog eating contest. This all happened as it does as my secret society burger club that I become a part of. We were having our, you know, monthly meeting at our secret burger society.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
And then there was a corn dog eating contest at the secret society being judged by Domino, local wrestler, fan of the show. Lovely. Domino, lovely. Domino's girlfriend, very lovely people. Loved meeting them. They're big fans of everyone here.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
You can see Domino wrestle the first Saturday of every month at the tank, I'm told. And Tripping Animals, I think, the third Saturday of every month.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah, I got into it with Domino. I'm trying to find the time to make myself available to go see Domino wrestle.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Maybe involve myself in a match. Who's to say? I haven't spoken to Domino about that. We'll see what happens. Where was this? This was actually at the grand opening of a restaurant that's coming out. That's why the burger meeting was there. We were tasting the burgers and the chicken tenders that they have. They also have homemade ice cream sandwiches. It was delicious.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
I want to be in a secret burger society. It's hard to get into. You have to subscribe to BurgerBee's Patreon. Domino will be at our Domino tournament, maybe.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Is this the invite? Well, Domino, you're invited, friends. Come on down to the tournament.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
No, they rip that. So he rips out. Look, people are going to say that's silly. He's not going to eat the stick, obviously. But like I think the same thing with bean chills. Right. So like you take a bean show and a bean show is basically a shish kebab. And you I. try to eat the shish kebab by taking out the stick, and then I eat the pieces of meat individually, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Now, those shish kebab sticks can splinter. A corndog stick, I don't think so, because a corndog stick, to my knowledge, is like a popsicle stick.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Okay, there it is.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
He's there for the murder of the NFL legend. Hi, Domino. Good to see you again. Hello. La lucha.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Yeah. Okay. Bye, Domino. Have a good day. All right. Excellent work. So that was Domino. He looks like the Iron Sheik from over here. He's basically Tony, or what Tony wants to be, is Domino, in every sense of the word. Cool, jacked, good at wrestling.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
There was no highlights. It lasted a minute. The guy just stuck six corndogs in his mouth in a minute and swallowed it. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. And then he had like a little, I didn't like, so we see the Nathan's famous hot dog contest on the 4th of July and they have to do the buns. And like, there's the whole like, we do the things. Now it's going to be a gift.
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Hour 2: Jessica Barfs Up Her Sandwich (feat. Mina Kimes)
Now, yeah, it's not going to go well for me. So they do that. Right. And now they're going to do the thing with the corndogs and the corndog is basically the same thing. Internet, be nice to me, please.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Warte, also der, der das filmt, ist mit dem Jungen, der geschluckt wird, verbunden? Wir haben nicht das Audio. Ist das horrifisch? Ist er so, oh nein, sorry.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Das ist der Grund, warum dein zweiter war der schlechteste, weil du dich kurz verloren hast in dem Moment.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
I'm a GA guy. Catch me in the JMO.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Alright, Marino 84. Single season, Mount Rushmore. Cody Ross had a year.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Manu! Manu last year, or spring 2022. Ja, 2022 Manu, for sure.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Greg. Steve Martin.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Huberto had a great year.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Oh mein Gott, South Plantation. Ich denke, ich war... Was ist das?
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Ja, du warst. Ich sollte 13 sein.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Das war überraschend.
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Hour 1: The Day Journalism Died (feat. Ron Magill)
Chris Chambers hatte 15 Schüsse in einem Spiel in 2005. Das ist nicht so weit. Das ist nicht so weit mit Lamar Smith.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Keep those videos coming, because as I told you yesterday, the way that I've learned that things work is maybe the first 64. So you want to get on that first 64 just to make sure you have a shot. Because if you're, you know, submission 218, but we have 64 that we like, I don't know that number 219 is going to come in and bump someone out. So get in.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Also, here's something that I didn't expect to happen, friends. I had someone reach out to me on Cameo. Yesterday and the request was can you record my video for March sadness? So, you know like a Larry or a Tom or whatever reached out to me and said that's creative They want me Billy to speak on their behalf why they should get into March sadness So, I mean, I don't think that did you do it?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I haven't done it yet and I find myself Greg I think in a similar situation as Dan in terms of I may be compromised here and Yeah. I think the situation here, though, is different, though, because if I do this video where I am going to be someone's submission on their behalf, it is fan voting. So fans can decide who moves on from round to round. You know what I mean?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Well, on the coach, Mount Rushmore can be.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Well, Jimmy's then making it only because of his time at the University of Miami.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Yeah, but then you have someone like Miguel Cabrera who did his best elsewhere while being part of the Moreland. Although that hit off the rocket.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Only one ring for Riley down here, though, as a coach, if we're going to be honest. And he kind of shoved Stan Van Gundy out of the way to get that one. So, I mean, hmm. Do you put someone on Mount Rushmore for half a season of coaching?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
So, like, I'm not actually compromised here. I'm just doing a fan a solid in exchange for compensation. Yeah, of course. But, you know, that's just them's the breaks.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Barkov might be there. How can you say that Barkov can be there but not LeBron James?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I'm just trying to sort out this Mount Rushmore that has 50 people on it now.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You could not. You'd have to limit it to four.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
All right, we'll do moments. Wait, hold on. Is Messi on the Mount Rushmore? No, not a moment.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
But that wasn't here, though, so that doesn't count.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
No, well, I'm not a fan. No, the fans are the ones that go and do it, and then we will get 64 best, and then we will seed them, and then they'll go up against each other bracket style.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Well, that's how you make things exclusive. You don't let people in. In a perfect night, a speakeasy has no one in it. That's the dream night for a speakeasy.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
He did that for us. No, that's in the Northeast Ohio region.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
You didn't put in their Las Vegas food tango.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Not how it works, no. God, that was terrible. That's not, no. So obnoxious. Not the contest at all.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Oh, this is good moments. I thought it was just moments in general. You know Carrot Top is 60? Really? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
From shoulders up, he looks all of 75. Shoulders down, different story. Who are you talking about? Carrot Top. Oh, wow. He's 70? Yeah. No, 60. Oh, 60.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
That was a moment. Would you do that interview if they said the only way you can talk to Michael is if you wear a Michael Jordan jersey?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Now we're starting to wonder insurance scams.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
A bit yappy, if you ask me. Oh, so loud. Does not shut up. Won't stop talking, that guy, Sean McGill.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Well, you could ask before we just go on air and call people racist.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Absolutely not. I mean, yes, but no. If that makes sense.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Idrith Elba? Don't care. Okay, so hold on now, Dan. Is Carl racist?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Carl doesn't want a Black 007, Dan. You put yourself in quite the spot.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
I mean, I'm not. I came up with the idea. Now it's become, so what are we doing? And I'm like, I don't know. I just offered the idea. But then it's more like, well, are you going to do that? I'm like, I just gave you an idea. You didn't have an idea. So go to levitardaf.com and you can submit your video. We're going to pick 64 to go up against each other. Wow.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
It really isn't a big country, though. Do I make you horny, baby?
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
And then fans will be voting against each other. And you're going to prompt every round that you'll do it. And then fans voting will determine who will watch a game first.
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The Big Suey: Read The Room
Not if Carl has anything to do with it.
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Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
You're listening to DraftKings Network. Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you for our dinner options? Finance your car with Carvana and experience total control. Financing subject to credit approval.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
I mean, last year. Yeah, come on.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Yeah, to be fair. He just said a hot dog stand.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. Slash Dan.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
David, does it change in a capped sport versus a non-capped sport, though? Because if you're the Marlins, or any other team in Major League Baseball, Because they're unhappy? Yeah. If they're not going to play for you, if they're going to hold out, if they're not going to give you their max effort. We've seen literal examples of this over the last month in the NBA.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. slash Dan.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Thank you, Venmo. Don't say bits on air, David.
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The Big Suey: Listen Here, Iowa
Should we ask him what he thinks about the fine system?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
The Dan Levitard Show celebrates 20 years of content this year while continuing to be one of the most downloaded podcasts each day. Whereas Billy Gill is recognized as the Guardian's fourth ranked, fourth best NFL analyst in the country, if not the world.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Whereas Billy is part of the creative genius behind the award-winning God Bless Football podcast, which, by the way, was just named best football podcast in the last 48 hours. God Bless Football. God Bless Football. In addition to being part of the FIU football and now baseball broadcast, and whereas Billy... One minute left. Stop.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
This Friday, January the 31st of 2025, as Billy Gill and Family Day in the city of Cartersville, I encourage all the citizens to celebrate and welcome them as they enjoy the menu.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
This can't be still going on. This can't be still happening.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
while continuing to be one of the most downloaded podcasts each day.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
This can't still be going on. All right. PFPI. The PFPI Gala, 21 years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
I'm going to assume he doesn't go to the ladies room. You kidding me? Are you kidding me?
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
God bless football.
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Local Hour: Gabe's 30 Seconds On Luka Doncic
Back in 2019, one of the more fun days of my life, um, was when I came up with a harebrained idea about naming a day after somebody who was associated with one of the, or really the favorite podcasts and has become an unhealthy obsession over the last 10 plus years. Up came Billy, so it was a fun day, and since then we've been able to communicate from time to time.
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And out of the blue, Billy has decided to come back with his family, and I thought there was something that we should do to mark the momentous occasion, what is the sixth anniversary.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
He doesn't even look like one of those dudes who's just good at every sport. He is an incredible athlete, but there's no way he can throw it farther than Tua. There's no way.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Bro, there's no way. We just got done talking about how you get disrespected every time someone even remotely insinuates that they could outdo you at something that you did for money.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Yeah, that was definitely the Baja. I mean, it's all copyright issues.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
This is the Don Labrador Show with the Stugats.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Do they have him mixed up with Ant Edwards?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Well, definitely not a better decision maker. It's not quite known for that. But I also don't think he can throw it further.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
What are we doing, Chad? It's 31 yards. What the hell are we doing? And now you're spreading this folklore that people are taking and running with.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Are we kidding right now? You think he's the first athlete 6'3"? That doesn't mean you can throw a football 70 yards because he can do crazy windmills.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
But remember that game against the Knicks? Shut up, ChatGPD. You sound like my Uncle Rick.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
You wouldn't believe the archives I've had to go into to prove Uncle Rick wrong because he thinks I don't have access to newspapers.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
He ran track. Why are you laughing, man? What? He's running for North Carolina. That doesn't mean anything to you as a Maryland Terp, but to me who grew up wanting to play for North Carolina. He has a baton, so he's on some team of sort. Yeah. On some relay.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Let's break this down. Especially since he wasn't in the headband era. How old is Taylor? Ah. That's a wild look. The headband era was like 2001. There's no way that this was then.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's like a Greek last name, man. This is like a Nike ad to sell the headbands. Like, let's just put someone right dab in the middle.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
George Mason would be the George on top.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I hate to discriminate against. As a former walk-on, I don't want to discriminate against the walk-ons. However. Because some of us do have talent. Right. However. This does point to, it is not Taylor so much. It is the guy beside him. Because in a 400, his neck shouldn't be back that far. That looks like a distance runner. That's a distance runner's demeanor. And body style.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
The glasses is the thing. And those are rec specs, for sure.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
goodness taylor yeah who are you running against i like i like my chances against taylor in the 100 i did run a 100 last year nice this is a look at me louis situation because i it was the same thing i'm like i want to see what this is about and all out i did tweak my hamstring i absolutely did it put me out i have not run since it was in july good for you but i did run an 11-6 damn
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Hold on, hold on, hold on. A little dish, a little give and go.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Can you create? He's tall. Can you create and can you stop me from getting to the cup?
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
So he's a two-sport athlete at North Carolina.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's factual. So it's not like he was putting everything into track.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
He's grown up in such nice houses that they don't have creeks.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I don't think so. Maybe he did. No, we're not giving him the two-sport. He has everything else.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
Are you sure? Look me in my eyes and promise. No, it wasn't you.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's not a good thing, though. Because the more times you use it... The higher the number goes. No. Yes. The justification that it would be lower because you're basically exposed to more drivers who might understand what you do is weird versus what they think a rider should be.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
I would have gave you a one star for that.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
She had two charges of $250 for throwing up in the Uber. That she remembered.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's valid. I'll take it. I didn't want to go into that, but I can tell when I get an Uber if this guy likes black people or not.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
You're not even. How do you start that conversation? Now that we're here. Finally.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's not the reason why Ja's not Ja, man. You got to let that bird free, man. You got to let him. You got to give him a weekend. That's Dennis Rod. You got to give him a weekend in South Beach, man. I wanted to ask Steve Williams that about Tiger. You got to let them do what they do, man. That's his
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
That's great. I didn't want to say it. That's why I wanted to give grace to Neek, man, because we're going to take accountability, which Steve went on record he is not for. He is not for workplace accountability. I'm like, okay, we're just breezing over everything at this point.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
It's this age-old problem in sports where you think the title puts you in charge or you think the talent sometimes puts you in charge. When I was playing receiver in the league and I had other receivers, And they were like, man, you're so happy being the fourth. I'm like, I'm not happy being the fourth receiver, bro. I know what I make. Like, this is the most I can be looking at the contract.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And you arguing for touches as an undrafted free agent on special teams, that ain't how this works, my boy. Yeah. You got to follow the money trail. So even looking at Coach Jenkins and what you make a year versus what Ja makes a year, it is not more important for what your strategy is. It only fits in that way of how it pertains to the main investment, which is Ja Morant.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And also, you might not have even done anything from your perspective, the warrant being fired or whatever. But from an organizational standpoint, we've invested this into Ja Morant. Even if it is like, hey, maybe this doesn't work out. Maybe he'll never be the same player. We got to remove some of the factors to see if that's the case.
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Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
And I'm OK with moving away three to five million dollars a year to save the 50 million dollars a year that I'm giving this player.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Stugatz. More sports. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Yeah, I was there doing every event.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
You were too athletic? It's too good. Is that what you were trying to allude to? It felt that way. He was the best seventh grader out there.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Were you trying to show off for the seventh graders? Like why couldn't you just go like 70% speed?
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
You're old. I get it because what you were telling us is like a seventh grader could beat you as a freshman in a race.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
So like now you don't want to kind of have the seventh grader be like.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Yeah, you know what I don't do? Because you're talking about being old. Trampoline parks, not a thought in my mind.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Whoa. They're safe for age-appropriate attendees. I've gone two or three times, and I've left pretty unscathed, and I feel like I've had to retire from those. I don't even want to go back. When my kids are of the age of going to them, I know I'm going to go down that path. I'm like... I can backflip.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
And then that's when I end up not walking anymore. What events did you do in college, Billy? I just did pole vault. That's pretty sick. Yeah, but I'm slow is the thing. That's the problem. You had to be faster for pole vault.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Well, no, Chris, there's a misconception there. Chris beat me in the last race.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Now, that was a long time ago, so I'm not going to be talked into racing down the street. But here's the thing. I'm going out on top. So Chris beat me on the last race, but if we look at the tape, the finish line changed, and I'm a notoriously bad starter also. Oh. Like, I can catch up to people, but I have a bad first step. I don't have a good jump off the line.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
We can get you two to race. Well, you can definitely beat Dominique. We know that. Yeah, I don't know. You can beat Dominique.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
I thought I heard stories of you racing people in alleys in Washington at the office.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Wait, you have the video of this? Yeah.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
It was another guy. Just score one point against you? That doesn't seem that hard.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
By accident, it could happen. I could just throw it over my head.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
What does not Tony look like, just out of curiosity?
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Don't say that when he's around. He'll show you his game tape over and over again.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
He's got never-ending confidence.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
Is that the end of the race? Why are you falling backwards?
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
You know how much Cohan's cost? Plus Nike? I mean, oof.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
So did the cat eat? Like, just sneak out and eat when they weren't paying attention?
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
The top's not attached, though, so you got to be careful with that table. If you lean on it too much, it'll flip over. If he was here more, he would know that. Yeah, be careful.
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
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The Big Suey: Domonique's Racist Cat
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I like specialists, and there's something to be said for it. They leaned into their identity. They built an entire roster.
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for those situations and it kind of got all boiled down to that one play it took every single guy on that side of the ball to basically buy in and execute that play better than everybody and now you're going to change the rule and you have to look at your roster and and try to figure things out i don't think it's fair
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I will refute it. I like watching a team try to stop an unstoppable play. And I think that there was high drama in those conference championship games because Washington did make Philadelphia think about it. Philadelphia was hopping offsides. Philadelphia was trying to do different things out of it because Washington was providing an issue.
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And in the AFC championship game against a team that is second most famous for doing this, there was a play that decided the game by Kansas City stopping it. So I think it's high drama.
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Well, what I'll remember forever is the seven straight plays that my guy from the commanders hopped over the line and scrimmaged for him. The official to say, hey, you keep doing this, I'm just going to give him the touchdown. That was amazing.
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I'm pretty sure Charlie has the answer for this, but what makes a tush push the tush push? Having a big running back push your quarterback sneak? So that's specifically what you outlaw? Because you're not going to outlaw the quarterback sneak, right? Because a white guy was really good at it in Tom Brady, so we're not going to do that.
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But I'm just saying, how do you legislate it? No, you can't.
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It's not a different play. They're all football plays.
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How about it's just four guys on the line? I'll tell you one thing.
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Is this an offense-defense thing? It's already really difficult to stop these offenses, and now we're going to change obvious passing situations just because they're good at running? That's actually the best probably take for in...
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I don't think that that play happens that often, where it's every time down the court they're looking for threes. Every play, every snap, they're not looking for a tush push. So I understand the point, and I understand why people are fearful, but it's been around for three years now. And so one team's doing it all the time. They're famous for it. None of the other teams are doing it as well.
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Okay, no, I'll listen to that NBA point because it's a good one. Look, the Phoenix Suns were really exciting because they kind of saw the inefficiencies out there. D'Antoni, then Daryl Morey, and then after Phoenix had their success with it, it took a couple of years, but then every team in the NBA started playing like the Phoenix Suns and having more possessions.
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Literally in every level of football, one team's doing this to this level. You're not really seeing it in college football. You're seeing it in high school football. Who knows? You get all sorts of kooky offenses there. But in terms of football top-down, it's the Philadelphia Eagles.
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We haven't gotten to the point where it's been oversaturated and every team in the league is doing it and ruining the game the way that... Thank you.
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Misread the room. He didn't like me. He said, why am I standing?
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I only stand because Tony stands. I'm not going to get out of it that way. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Yeah, for sure. Which is like his biggest mistake, thinking that it would be less awkward with Dan in there. But, you know, when you're starting a series on the road, you really just want to take away home court advantage.
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So, like, if we take game two, we got home court coming back for game three. So let's focus on one game at a time. Game two is right there in front of us. We know where we went wrong. And, I mean, even though the vine, the Jim and Larry Nega vine is right there, we're not going to take it.
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There was one positive that we can learn from game one, and you mentioned the hot start, which was you guys were just calling fullback dive. Yeah. We had pigskin as America's pastime, and we talked football to start, and that was a good start that we had. So should we replicate that?
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I thought that was compelling. I thought the Commanders were really going out of their way and were effective outside of that one time where they jumped offside like seven consecutive times. They let up 55 points. That's a Commanders fan. That's not effective. But, I mean, they were showing that there is a path. And like Hawk alluded to, This play is available to all 32 teams in the league.
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Two teams do it exceptionally well, and we're going to stop it because one team is a Super Bowl champion and really does it exceptionally well. No one else does it as good.
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Wow, thank you, Tush Push. We had no idea that a ref could do this. What? I mean, it was such an exciting, captivating moment that we found out that the ref can do that.
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Yeah, it looks a lot more like football.
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to watch it's getting stopped i mentioned that there are two teams that are really good at it the other ones of buffalo bills famously in their conference championship game they got stopped now it might have been a controversial call but it wasn't the only time in that game in a short yardage situation buffalo lined up and casey was ready for it i think teams just got to get better at it and i did think towards the tail end of the season you started seeing teams find ways around this
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That guy sucks. It's like a 7'9 college basketball recruit that's outside the top 100. What's going on here? How is that? Didn't he walk on? How are you 7'9 and not one of the top 100 high school basketball players?
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I know it's an old fogey take, but there were people that were doing this for forward passes. I don't understand it. It's available to everyone. Everybody could do it.
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I'd love to see that. You're acting like there isn't other unfair things in the sport. I think Patrick Mahomes is pretty unfair. Let's outlaw him.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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What are you doing, Billy? Me? I'm getting on a bird. We're flying up to Georgia. Bird?
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Dad, we don't need that.
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Football season is here, and there is absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.
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Paul George was traded for Victor Oladipo and DeMontis Sabonis. And later on, Sabonis ended up being traded in exchange for Tyrese Halliburton and Buddy Heald in a multiplayer trade. So they... Kind of ended up working out okay in the long run.
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Local Hour: Asterisk Man's Thoughts On The Tribute Video
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To Amin's point, if you look at the stats for Magic Johnson, Dan, the rookie season you mentioned, he was 7 for 31 from 3 as a rookie, finished second in rookie of the year. What's funny is that in his fourth season, he was 0 for 21 from 3 and finished third in MVP voting. But by near the end of his career, in the 1989-90 season, he shot 38% from 3 on 276 attempts.
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So it completely changed just over the course of seven or eight years.
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Duval. Which outfielder played for both the Braves and the Marlins? Duval.
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Yeah, everything in the body pauses. Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia said on their podcast about a year ago that when he really needs to poop, he closes his eyes and pictures a dog pooping, and that for whatever reason, it really changes his brain chemistry and helps him go, and I'm not gonna lie, guys, I've used this trick and it works. Inspiration.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Yeah, more than anyone. By the way, the prize for that was supposed to be going to the championship game with you. That would have been a prize, huh? You would have liked that. And then they told me, no, we're not doing this.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Or just him going, Nazis.
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I love those guys. Ethan's on that one, though, so maybe don't check it out.
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What? Are you trying to sell it or not? What are you doing? It's electric. Just this is happening.
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I know how to save that other sound tournament if you want.
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So that sound tournament, what you do is play the lightsaber one, Roy. Say again? Nothing. Never mind.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Guys, before we get to the top five. Riley stole those cookies, right? Of course.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
Oh, boy. Don't do it again.
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The Amina tag thing is like a classic, well, they won't, you know? They won't. Oh. Or unless they do.
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Hour 2: Enough With These Good Murderers (feat. Ronan Farrow)
But no, it doesn't just stop there, though. I have... gotten them to agree to compete against each other in taking the middle school presidential fitness exam. I'm going to crush them. I'm going to crush them.
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It just takes you going up and telling one of them they're in better shape than the other one. Then five seconds later, they're doing push-ups on the floor and they're doing the presidential exam.
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Now, me and Taylor also, if I'm going to be honest with you, the one few that we do have going on is Taylor was all in on this whole NASCAR thing that we were going to be doing, going to these races, going driving the cars around, doing all this NASCAR stuff. And then Homestead Miami comes comes around. We go and we drive a car around the track. We have the big race coming up. He's like, can't go.
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Got to watch hoops.
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Thermostat growing out of one of your books there.
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Is that a real guitar?
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I was going to go to Dr. Seuss right there.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
And then we came out and all of a sudden we have a hamstring this and a hamstring that. And we were looking primed to be a good special teamer. And now there's questions as to, is this still going to be the situation?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
It weighs on you. Everyone does have that breaking point where you're like, you know what, I can get up today and I can do this. And they're like, you know what, I can't. I really can't. I have enough of this.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I didn't take any delight in that whatsoever. What are you talking about? I didn't point out that Teron Armstead had a faster 40 than he did and he outweighs him by 100 pounds. I didn't say that.
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Why would I take delight in a 22-year-old's failure? What kind of sick, sad person would I have to be?
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And why is it not that? Because there's no reseeding of the matchups after certain teams lose. So you can have a number one against a number nine. You can have a number five against a 13. You never know what you're going to get in God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. So stay tuned this week and see our new edition of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
It's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Well, when Fidel died the first time.
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Yeah, do a handstand. Do a handstand. Wear a costume.
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That's a bit much.
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It's bad when Dan says, I don't know which was the problematic one, and you just start rolling off like five or six. Yeah, all the problematic ones.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Well, I was going to ask if Jason can only do impressions of friends and family moving forward. Like, no more Doobie the Dogs or anyone we know. Just teachers, friends, people we don't know.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I don't want to be a Monday morning quarterback here, but imagine if we got that answer as his eighth grade algebra teacher, Dan. That would have been awesome.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
So what was today? Back and bys, chest and tries.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
What do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry. No one's ever made fun of me on this show. Never.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Get out of your system now. He's got a trainer, I mean.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That was a time, huh, Tybo?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Today's not Spoiler Wednesday, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Do you guys ever think, like, this is something I've actually thought, but it's also a great excuse. Do you guys ever think, you know what, I don't want to ever get into, like, really great physical shape or be known to be in, like, really great physical shape because then everyone will always be like, oh, he used to look so much better. Like, he's really fallen off.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Like, I like to tiptoe the line of just, like, healthy enough to not die and not, like, morbidly obese for people like you are a slob.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
That sounds like something I might have said.
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I feel excited today. Today's a good day, Dan. I had my fantasy draft yesterday, but it was very long. It was 30 rounds, and it started at 9 p.m., so that one lasted a very long time. But, I mean, it's opening day today. Every team's in first place. Well, I guess they're not because they had those two games in Japan, so the Dodgers are in first place. The Cubs are in last place.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I think everyone's like half a game back, maybe. Let's see here.
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Yeah, that's what I think is what's going on.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Well, they're tied atop the wild card, though. So everyone's a playoff team at the moment, I suppose, right? Is that a good way to – Yeah, that's up. Yeah. I mean, the Marlins are going to have one of the better pitching matchups, the best pitching matchup of the day, I think. You're going to have Paul Skeens against Sandy Alcantara.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
It should be a fun game, probably a very fast game if I were to guess because I don't know how much offense will be in the game. But it's baseball, so maybe there will be a lot of offense. My wife asked me before the game, she said, like, what time do you think this game is going to end?
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
I'm like, this game is probably going to be in like two hours because it's just going to be a pitcher's duel and there's probably – going to be no offense. But this now, because I said that, will probably be like an 8-6 game or something.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Hello, friends. It's Billy. Coming up this week on God Bless Football, the return of Stu Gatz. No. But what we do have is we have a game that we like to call God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. And this is what we did with Bracket Bonanza. We took the 16 teams in the AFC and the 16 teams in the NFC. Call me crazy.
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We ranked each one of those teams 1-16, and then all of those teams in the AFC went up against each other. And then all those teams in the NFC, 1-16, went up against each other. And then, bracket style, 1-16, 8-9, they then start filling in the brackets and competing against each other. And I know what you're thinking. This sounds just like the NFL playoffs just expanded. No! It's not that.
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The Big Suey: Dan's Hippoflage (feat. Jason Benetti)
Can I give you a theory of what I think may have happened there? I think maybe Cam McCormick was going for good teammate, good team guy. Let me show the other teams out there that I'm just going to be one of the people that's going to make my teammates look good. Because of his poor performance, took a little bit of the attention off of Xavier Restrepo, who had a truly horrific 40 time.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
You are the king of yucking other people's yums, Billy Gill.
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Local Hour: Dan's Great Analogy
think this is sad I think this is someone who's towards the end of their career finding a place to play and continue their career because he doesn't want to retire I don't think that anyone believes the Giants are going to be Super Bowl contenders exactly their wins total I think is like three and a half next year if you were to bet on that they have one really good rookie wide receiver they have a good a couple good defensive players but a good player on defense if you're Zaz or
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But, like, decades of, like, not a great O-line and just kind of not making great front office decisions. And so he wants to keep playing. They were the one team that needed a quarterback still. I don't think it's sad. Like, this is just sort of how sports work towards the end.
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He's 36. I mean, for a quarterback? That's young.
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How do I feel about Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers? It feels like it's been inevitable for like three weeks now, so I've just accepted it. I don't like him as a person, but I do think the Steelers have done a lot of good stuff in the draft, in the middle to later rounds that make their O-line pretty good. Their receivers have gotten better over this offseason, like signing DK Metcalf.
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I don't know. The defense should still be really good. This is not the best option. But again, as we've talked about for the last three months, really bad year to need a quarterback. And Giants still also could draft a quarterback, I think, even though they signed Russell Wilson. So I wouldn't rule that out either. They could just cut Tommy DeVito and say, sorry.
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And by the way, three lonely people. Tommy DeVito is not lonely. He has his agent. That man has family all around him.
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I don't know. Maybe Russell Wilson is sad. I'm telling you, man.
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I don't think it's sad, though. Here's the thing.
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He's married to Ciara. I will never feel sad for him.
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Also, he won a Super Bowl. Like, he's very successful in his career.
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And he was fine. He was okay. I really think it's overstated how bad he was at the end of the season. I think the whole team fell apart at the end of the season. I think he was part of it, but I don't think you 100% put it on him.
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Dan, you would say Russell Wilson had a well-above-average NFL career as a starting quarterback, yes?
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I mean, also, it's not a great analogy because Russell Wilson is someone who's getting older and can't continue to do the job because of his age. Ezra Edelman's 50. He can still make other documentaries. It's not quite a great analogy. That's all I'm saying. I'm not.
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Javis Winston also is a player who probably would have loved to have Russell Wilson's success in his career. He did not have any of that. Russell Wilson won a Super Bowl. Russell Wilson had a very long and successful career before things went sour with the Seahawks.
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I would venture to guess that when all is said and done, Russell Wilson retires from the NFL and he's probably like, I made a lot of money. I won a Super Bowl. I'm good. I'm fulfilled. I'm happy.
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I have a great family. I have a hot wife.
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And charge, like, a million dollars per movie.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Do you call your car the Wienermobile, Stu?
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I feel like the Nutmobile parking situation alone warrants more than $45,000. If you have to parallel park the Nutmobile, good luck.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I got to see the Goodyear blimp in person, I think for the first time at the Orange Bowl. It was very special to me. I've never gotten to see that thing. There's not that many blimps in the world. And when you get one nearby, you got to soak it all in.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think there's like six or seven or something.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
The Empire State Building was actually built so that it could dock a zeppelin at the top of it. This was like the vehicle of the future at one point. Yeah, the Hindenburg. But then they were very dangerous and obviously blew up and it was not so great.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think zeppelin was like the company, wasn't it? That's why they were called zeppelins.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
My stepmother said to me, Do you know who Bill Burr is? Bill Burr might be one of the children that your father sired in his days on being a traveling musician. If you do the math.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Well, I was Bill when I was young. But you're right.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Okay, can I give you the setup on all this? Because it's his fault. You can do whatever you want because you kind of already did that. Okay, I'm trying to respect. Now you are. Okay, no, wait. He told me you were cool with me.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Billy Corgan, not the same as the Because Miami host? That may be a little clarification.
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A zeppelin is a type of rigid airship named after the German inventor Ferdinand von Zeppelin, who pioneered rigid airship development at the beginning of the 20th century.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think maybe the frame of it, rigid airship, makes me think that it's... For the Zeppelin, yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
No, I think of the blimp as a floaty boy.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I know you went from like a NASA thing to an outer space thing with Gemini and Pluto there.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I think Led Zeppelin was like a play on words, like a Led Zeppelin, a balloon that was going to be full of lead that would go down.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Well, now I'm going to think about that.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I saw some guys say they wanted to shoot you.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
I have to make a correction, by the way. MASH took place in Korea, but it aired during the time of the Vietnam War. So it was sort of commenting on both.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Greg, you should have known that, I feel like, as a MASH fan.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Okay. And the asterisks were actually added by the network. That's not an Army nomenclature. They just were like, oh, this is cute.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
It's a symbol. I think you're right.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
Yeah, I was waiting for that. It's like a one-year contract, and you just drive it around. Usually it's people that have just graduated college, and you're just an ambassador for the Wienermobile, and you meet people. They drove it to Sports Illustrated once because they were in Manhattan, and Charlotte and I went and met them and took pictures in the Wienermobile. Very interesting.
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The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
They go to sporting events and all these sorts of different things, and they're just like, yeah, we're here on behalf of the Wienermobile. Take pictures with our giant wiener.
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Hour 2: The Jerk Off (feat. David Samson and Darren Rovell)
No, thank you to Darren.
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Different thing.
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They're also different kinds of comedians, right? Like, Tony's not a stand-up guy as you would say Nikki would be. No, he's a roaster.
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I love y'all. I'm going to see y'all. Peace!
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
It's going terrible. The first month of this administration has been a disaster.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
No one has 400 friends. I agree with you.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
When they drill the holes out, though, it could be less.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Have you ever seen Austin Powers' Goldmember?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Parodied at the end of that song. He's not heavy. He's my brother, baby. That's what Austin Powers says about Dr. Evil. Spoiler, sorry.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Well, they would put it in, like, a juice glass or a highball glass.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Do they have any other songs? Is that their only song?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, you should try to get an invite for the bowling. I should. You could bring your new ball.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, you just had a birthday and you already were like, eh, there's too many people here that I don't know. We could have kept it smaller, right?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
One of my friends had 16 groomsmen. See, don't you think that's crazy? I think it's crazy.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
And their bachelor party was like, you might as well have just invited your whole graduating high school class.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Did either of them give speeches at your wedding? No.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Wait, they didn't even go to your... Why didn't they go to your wedding?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Why do people do it? I know my grandparents did it for their 50th wedding anniversary, but it was more so like an excuse to just have a 50th wedding anniversary party. Yeah. And there was like a little church element involved.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I think it's for the party.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You guys definitely have cute pet names for each other, right?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Bunny is one of our other co-workers.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
So Lee and I call each other Bob and Bob, which is basically like Bebe, but with an O. And Lehman. I do call him Lehman. I call him Lehman now. Roy, any pet names?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Greg, do you have a pet name for your wife?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Because pet means fart in your house. He lets pets.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
Of course they do. Don't they manufacture a lot of the parts for our American cars?
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I think American cars are sometimes made.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
So you can't have garlic or fart. Those are like two of the greatest gifts that the human body can experience.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
I just have you not fully experiencing and enjoying the human body.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
What if we also ask, is farting worth the cost of eating garlic? Because that's definitely a hondo.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
She would have been burned at the stake 200 years ago for being a blood woman.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
That's right. Stugatz's cigarette butts from 20 years ago are still in that alley.
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The Big Suey: Letting Greg Cote Cook
You're telling us this and the way you're saying it is like, duh, you guys don't do that too? You guys don't blood dope?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Three glasses, no. When I bake and I need orange juice, like freshly squeezed orange juice, usually as a rule of thumb, one orange is around a half cup or so. So if he has three oranges, that's like a decent amount of juice. It depends how big the glass is though. If it's a little juice glass, that's one thing, but he's got a big water glass over there.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Or put them in the microwave. You can blast them in the microwave for a few seconds. Apparently, if you warm them up in the microwave, like a lime or something, it helps the juices release.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I don't know. I've never tried it either.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I mean... Why don't you sit on it? Sit on it. Warm it up with your buns.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I don't know if I can throw one of these 100 yards. These are big oranges. Remember when I brought sumo citrus? Have you ever had one of those? Can you have oranges, Dan?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Vitamin C. I thought we were going to bond over sumo citrus, but never mind. It's fine.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
They're only in season this time of year in the winter. You could just rip the top off. You could just rip it off and then they peel really easily and they have no seeds. Delicious.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Yes or no? Unless you have one of the cool fish license plates.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Prominently displayed at Books and Books in Coconut Grove, by the way.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Processed garbanzo beans for one.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I don't care. Lehman actually went to the Keys this weekend.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
He caught two blackfin tunas and five snappers. We've been eating fish all week. He made tuna tataki the other night. It was delicious. Fresh fish. Oh, I'm such a lucky lady. But yeah, basically, he'll go to the store, get whatever, whatever. whip something up, doesn't even tell me what it is. And I like all of it. I eat all of it. I'm very, very lucky in that sense.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
We all forgot about it two years later, which is the craziest achievement.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I mean, we all have a little bit of Neanderthal in us, I think, technically. And he's still getting it done.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
But inflation's going up, but wages are not. So inflation's actually going the other way. It's costing employees. Yeah.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
He doesn't have the E or the OT either, though, in the EGOT.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Greg, my grandma started watching the show on YouTube and she told me that she's really unhappy with the way Dan treats you. She called you the old man and that she doesn't understand why you put up with him.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
That's what I told my grandma. He's a staunch and loyal friend. No, I actually was like, I don't know either, Grandma. It's crazy, right?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
But you won't be able to hear it. Chris will just be standing there like, what?
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
I got faked. I thought you were going to sing, Oh, Canada. That was the bit. That was a great bit.
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Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
How come Dan takes all the credit when you nail it, but then when you screw it up, none of the blame?
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Greg has the opposite of a writer. You can't let any donuts near him, no people watching him. Certain things are just going to distract him. You've got to get them away from Greg when he's going on stage.
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Local Hour: Dan Le Batard Looks Like...
It's like these analysis after the Penn State game, right? Just like, play harder. And I'm like, oh, thanks. Thanks. I appreciate that. I find that refreshing.
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What's happening on those nine minutes?
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What's going on? Give me the dialogue.
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Do you ever answer inside your head? Because I have conversations.
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Misogynist Bane is the voice in her head who tells her that she's not faster.
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This almost looks like you and Al Golden. They picked the best version of Al Golden as a photo. That's what he looks like.
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This is from the Orange Bowl. Doesn't matter. Mike's right. When he wears the glasses, he looks like Mr. Magoo.
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Oh, what, Dan? And just put your glasses on.
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I never pretended to not be. We're going to do this fair. Dan, put on your glasses right now. Yeah, you got to. Dan, put on the glasses. I will. Dan, don't talk. Put on the glasses. Put on the glasses. Don't say a word. Put on the glasses.
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Oh, no. Come on, man. Hey, how dare all you people, man? This man is an economy.
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Wait a second. You've got a job to worry about, and I'm not talking about the one here. You work there.
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I don't want to test that, because you're going to have my fingerprints on that. That guy. No? What is Chris Penn's most famous role?
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He's being omitted. O-L-I.
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Because he's on a pool table. That's what makes him look great, right? It's like, look, you know what?
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Most people are like, oh, you guys play on this device? I sit on it. I squat on it. That's how I do it because I'm eligible. Ladies, who wants some of this? You wear barefoot on this pool table?
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Billy?
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No, Dan's Malanga free. Yes.
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Okay. I think Billy wins that one because he got the Malanga. The other stuff is easy. It's not for you to decide who wins here.
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I want to give him props.
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Is it a round of best of three? Yeah, yeah. That's why. This is going to be bad no matter what. Well, you want to eat the third round.
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I'm going to try this one again.
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Don't worry. Sasha's doing a really good job on the ones in Cheeto.
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Dan, this is actually something uniquely Miami, the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. We should be reveling in its uniqueness this time of year. This is one of the special events of our city.
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I'm wondering how proud Stugatz is that Tony was able to talk his way into a segment where he just gets to eat gourmet bites of food. So jealous.
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All right, you guys want to describe what's happening here?
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It's a soup, Dan, so we're looking like a dumpling soup, and I feel like the... It's like a cup of noodles, kind of. The broth is beef-based. Beef-based broth. Let's see what the dumpling is itself.
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I don't know about that. How about corn? Do you have any corn allergies?
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This has cheese in it, though, Dan, so you can't have it. I'm tasting the corn. There's definitely corn in here.
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You can spot a woman faking it. Stugatz.
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That's like a fancy rock and rib roll. All of these things are beautiful. What's a rock and rib roll?
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Dan, can you have sesame seeds?
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That has dairy and gluten, Dan, so don't worry about it.
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Better than the boat show. Am I right? Better than Ultra. Yes. Am I right?
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Dan, think of it as like a meat pastelito. But like cut in half or cut in how many ever pieces?
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This one is the best one, Billy. This is the one where you can go in a tent on Miami Beach with a little glass around your neck and fill it up with alcohol and food all day.
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Yeah. I think, Dan, that you need to say how good Billy and I are doing for not knowing anything that was coming out of the kitchen. Because people are going to think this is staged. People are going to think, oh, they knew beforehand what the menu was, what the ingredients were. They saw them. They tasted them. We are completely blind here. We know nothing.
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Yeah, I'm getting black truffle on mine, actually. Get out of here. Thank you, sir.
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Dan, you can eat truffle, right? Yes. That there, you're good.
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Can you shave some of that into Dan's mouth?
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It's a lot of truffle. Wow. You can smell it, right, Dan?
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Let's see here. I love truffle.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just right.
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But usually they use wheat flour and gnocchi to bind it.
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So wait, the annoying guy with a lot of allergies is better than the annoying guy who thinks he knows everything. So you'd rather serve Dan than Tony.
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Yeah. Taking the pictures. That smells really good.
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I think, Dan, you're making the ruling. Yeah, you made the ruling. Whose dishes sounded better?
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A tie. I have an idea. Tiebreaker.
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Dan can't have the toes.
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That's all that happened there. It sounded like you just wanted to spite Tony.
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He doesn't know how to eat. He's a fool.
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I know how to eat. That's one thing I do know how to do.
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It's not a competition.
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Wait, you had jury duty again?
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Well, Belkies has top billing.
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We may have just gotten you out of jury duty, though.
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Wait, is it linguine or nachos? I feel like we need a ruling on the photo.
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But you don't remember the car accident? No, I don't.
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Wait, like this is federal?
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Tony, don't you know people in the law? Is this like the longest con of your life? Are you the one that keeps getting Billy summoned to jury duty as payback?
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He doesn't have pants on. He's definitely naked from the waist down.
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No, people get nachos and linguine mixed up all the time.
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We're stronger, healthier, and more resilient when we have people to lean on.
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therapy is one of the best ways to build that support system it helps with positive coping skills setting boundaries and becoming the best version of yourself here's the thing therapy isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma it's for everybody whether you're facing a big life transition feeling overwhelmed or just want to grow therapy can help that's where better help comes in with over 30 000 credentialed therapists you can find somebody who truly understands you it's fully online making therapy accessible affordable and convenient no waiting rooms no long commutes just the support you need
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whenever and wherever you need it. And by the way, if you ever feel like switching therapists, it's no cost to you whatsoever. Build your support system with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B.
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For your colon and your large intestine.
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And then you can pick which description you like best.
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If it's gluten-free, dairy-free... Exactly.
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Do you want Sasha to sit in the EP chair? She can handle it.
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No, no, you can look. You can look, but you said one of the main ingredients.
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Look, but you can't.
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My mouth is watering. Yeah, it looks like a little bit. It's almost like a little taco of sorts, but it's not the taco you think. It's almost like. Does it look like a bao bun? It's not a bao bun. Are you sure it's not linguine? It almost looks like un chicharron.
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It's like chicharron. Like what would chicharron be? That is what it is. Chicharron. There's a nice aioli on top. We've got the black sesame seeds. There you go. But wait a minute.
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Some avocado too. Perhaps like an essence of wheat.
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Chicken-y tasting, no. It was not chicken-y tasting.
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Festival of Suffering sounds like not a great tease for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival.
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She's licking her chops right now.
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Okay, so Dan, this is a beautiful spread. What we're looking at is possibly three other pieces of tuna. Jeremy, you're disgusting. It could be uncooked chicken.
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I'm gross.
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I'm not certain.
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But Dan, you can't have this one.
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I don't know if you can, Dan, because there's cheese in it. There's a beautiful... I don't know what the cheese is, but it could be like a Parmesan cream with a beautiful thin piece of tuna with a little bit of Parmesan on top.
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A little chimichurri on top of the fish.
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There is cheese.
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Like a praying mantis.
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I've noticed caviar is everywhere right now. It's very trendy. And it's not cheap. It's not cheap at all. Well, we went from the tinned fish trend to now we're doing caviar. What's with that?
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I love tinned fish, but now the tinned fish appeal is that it's $3, but the caviar is like $100. That's right.
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So I think it's all of it, right? You have to pick a description, we have to pick a chef, and then you stay hungry.
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He's friends with him. Yeah. I just love great food. The Parmesan.
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How did we create a segment where Tony just got to eat gourmet bites of food in the studio with you, Dan?
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Wow, this is good, too. Oh, I know exactly what that is.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I'm a lime man.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
All right, Billy's putting a lime on his.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Oh, my God, that's so cute. All right, hold on, let's take a bite.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Dan, are you allergic to peppers by chance?
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
I am, yes, I can.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You can't have peppers.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
You can have peppers? But these are like a... Okay, hold on. Oh, my God. I'm going to take just a whole bite here, Dan, if you want to watch.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
That's why you went pecan and crusted earlier, yeah.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
Okay, Dan, let me describe this for you, Dan. Dan, this is a beautiful fish dip taco with a cassava base, cassava chip base, with a little bit of pepper on top, a little bit of dill, and then if you want, lemon, lime, or Tabasco.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
There's a little bit. Malanga.
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Hour 2: How Do You Milk a Tiger? (feat. Chef Janine Booth and Chef José Mendin)
And there's a little bit of pickle.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
I put in here Aaron Shots, Aaron Shots laugh, Aaron Shots interview, but there's no Shots, Shots. How are you spelling Shots? S-C-H-A-T-Z. And then I tried to misspell it a couple different ways, and all I found here, yeah. Shots.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
That could be his Hall of Fame, though, because he's never getting into the Hall of Fame. Never. Not even on his deathbed will he get into the Hall of Fame. He's just, as a position of president of the team, he's not going to get into the Hall of Fame just because of his position. And he's the most infamous of them and not well-liked by anyone.
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They like him personally, not as president of the Marlins.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
He could come as a visitor. He could go as a guest if he wants. Well, I don't even know if he can go as a guest. They may not have allowed him in the building.
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Not because of me. I'm not a voter. I have no say in who gets in and who doesn't. I'm just saying reality says he's not going to get into the Hall of Fame.
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What? Tony was talking in my ear. What are you asking me?
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Possibly. Maybe. We'll see. How long off is this?
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Yeah, I'm not taking this question lightly. It took, what, 30-something years to even come into existence. Every other team has a willy-nilly Hall of Fame. The Red Sox, the Cardinals. Exactly right. What's ridiculous about it? One Hall of Fame, that's it. The major one. If you can't get into that, you don't belong to the others.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Exactly right. None of the presidents have been great. I mean, he got a stadium, and that's his legacy. The stadium's his legacy. They got their two managers in there. That's good enough.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
In fairness, it's only been 13 years. It could still revitalize Little Havana.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
That's geeking out is him saying people should be about vibes?
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He had a kid, and he just needs to talk to someone is what's going on. So now he has a microphone, and he's like, oh, and everything's popping into his head. Exactly.
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Dominique needs to name names because he's very much dancing around. He has people in mind and he's afraid to say the names of the people he has in mind and he's dancing around it for some reason. Like who?
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Hour 1: Schatz Fired
Some of his co-workers, some of his friends, guests on this show. What's happened to you to name a name? Aaron Schatz.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
I can shill it like no one else.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Just a regular day. I'm here to get us pointed. Listen. I'm in this chair. I have different responsibilities. When I'm asked to be in this chair, I'm here to be responsible. I'm here to get us. Start a segment. End a segment. Get the ads in. Do the Thursday Thunder. Tell you about Smirnoff. Tell you about DraftKings. Check the boxes. Point A to Point B. Today I'm Point A to Point Billy.
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Send a platoon of drones. Our military. Ah, the drones will take care of it.
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Well, there you go. You worry about it when it comes. Good therapist.
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You think we're all invited?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
handsome dog bit pretentious looking though if we're going to be honest the schnauzer yeah a small schnauzer is fine when it gets like you're saying big like that a bit much i agree with you is it the goatee he's got like a little goatee hanging down i think it's that the hair combed to the side at the top there's just a lot of it where you can sense like judgment yeah coming from that dog when you say bit pretentious um isn't that what we're going for on the high end of what that show is i thought when you're calling it westminster if you call anything westminster
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I'm looking up a list of famous mutts on PetPlace.com. There's a whole list here. Spike from Old Yeller was a mutt.
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I don't like the way those words came together.
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Greg. Dogs want to be dumb, Dan. I don't know if you know that. If you have a good boy, a good girl, they're dumb. The smart dogs, they're not living happy lives.
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Speak to my attorney. I think I'm in charge today, right? Why did you take Greg's phone to pay your fine? Greg is then paying your fine.
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He's going to have to change every password he has. What I've done to him. It's identity theft, I think.
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It would never occur to me.
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Greg Code. That's what they called him. I found your Tumi bag online, Greg, if you want to know how much it's worth. Yeah, I'd love to know. If it's the model that I found, which is known as the Alpha. Your Alpha retails here on Tumi.com at $575.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Are you judging your son? Let's see the Alpha. I mean, you're probably TJ Maxx. You don't think Chris does well for himself, Greg?
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Yeah, he had Yeti find it. Let's see that. Hold on. That may not be the Alpha after all. Hold on a second. That looks like a beta. What? Not the alpha. Not the alpha, yeah. Let me see. Hold that up. Hold that up. No, that's not the alpha. I'll keep looking. I'm on it. Alpha's got three sections, I think.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Way to root through my phone. Yeah, this is an invasion of privacy or something. The nerve of this man. All right, I have an idea. Dan, you Venmo Greg's fine, and then he'll Venmo you to cover for the fine that you Venmoed for him.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Tell you guys, this episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Just kind of getting point A to point B, you know what I mean?
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I think you just got to call it a toomey. Once you have a toomey, you just say my toomey. Yeah? Yeah. My homie. Here are the only documents I found.
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When in Rome. When the meteorite hits, people are going to be clamoring for those.
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Short porch. Short porch. Oh, yeah. I'm not retrofitting it. It was a 3-2 count at this point in time.
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Or Fangs. Fangs knows something. Even though we want to continue to discredit Fangs on this show.
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Yeah, it was those two. It wasn't those two, which is the funny thing.
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That did happen. It happened. And, like, in a somewhat state of undress. And the door was locked. And we were like, well, we have to go in here. We were sent to the penalty box. And then they, like, opened the door. And they're like, oh, we're getting a massage. And we're like, oh, it's the middle of the show. All right. Got weird, right? It did, yeah.
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Then we had to get out of there because you had sent all three of us to the penalty box at the same time. We had to figure out a new place to go. I don't know what's going on here. A little awkward. If I was there, point A to point B. That day we veered off.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Well, the reality is no one wants to work, right? So if we're going to cut to the chase.
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No one actually, if you gave everyone their prime working conditions, it would be, I don't want to work.
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T-U-M-I. It's a nice gift. Wow. Is it really? Yes. That's a good one.
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It can't be. Probably a re-gift, if we're going to be honest. It was a re-gift.
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Someone heard Christopher got the EP situation and said, you know what? This is an important man of business. He needs a bag that goes along with it. I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, if Earlene didn't give that to Christopher. He forgot and then Christopher gave it to you. And no one wants to say what happened because we're all embarrassed.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Yeah, but also, what are you Stugatz or Dan Labattard going to do about it other than panic for 10 years about it? Are you going to build a rocket ship and go out there and deflect? Somebody is. You guys can literally do nothing about this whatsoever, so why even stress it?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Well, we haven't been to the moon in about 70 years. So it kind of like stops. progress there. That's weird, by the way. Exactly right. Figure it out. What do they know? They've known something for a long time. Something spooked them very clearly. They said, you know what? We're good. Too close to the sun, literally, while they were moving in the opposite direction.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Probably. If it hits us, we're dead. We're screwed, right? It doesn't matter if we hit us. I can't actually do anything to stop it from hitting us. And also, by the way, and I don't like, listen, I'm not going to pretend to be a military expert, but like North Korea isn't where we ourselves need to worry about the missiles coming from, right?
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Like they don't have a long range missile enough that's going to hit Miami.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Yeah, yeah, but it'll hit somewhere else in the country. And they're the only ones. Not good, but also not us. Cuba's what we've got to keep an eye on.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
It's in these ships going around the Gulf of America.
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Wake me up in 2031. Billy, I don't know who this new you is. What am I supposed to do, like, honestly, about this meteor? Like, if I see it in the sky, I'm like, ooh, that's not good. And I'll panic then. But, like, I will die of a heart attack overthinking it and panicking before I die of it hitting us. Right.
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Local Hour: Point A to Point B(illy)
Well, there you go. Nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Yeah, but nobody likes it like Billy.
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Nobody else loves it more than you. Now. Wait, you're saying yes or no? What are you saying? I'm saying nobody loves football more than Billy Gil. Here's the thing. As a whole. Even the Gullicks?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Are you ready to have a quarterback?
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GBF- CFP Semis Preview with Lucy
Okay. Yes. That's a good question.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
You don't think we're ready to have the conversation about whether DK Metcalf should do more with that body? That body was made to play wide receiver. He came into the league. We were all made aware of his career from Oklahoma State at the same time because physically he walked into Pete Carroll's office and he was shirtless.
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It's for babies. Except for all milk. The nutritionist took the ice cream off of the plane. It was not Pat Riley.
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I don't know the answer to that question.
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Well, the ice cream returned the next day. I don't know if the nutritionist did or didn't, but the ice cream did return when LeBron James requested it.
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They weren't asking for me to report it. They were just telling me and I thought it'd be funny to report it.
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And so we all thought that that receiver type, the new evolution of receiver, should dominate the league. He's been great, though, has he not? Like, are we not giving him great?
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The plum is red. I thought the red. I thought it was purple.
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We have not talked about that.
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Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are we all pink inside? I'm pretty to the side. And what other effects are there to being colorblind? What other mistakes do you make?
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
Yesterday on the show, a lot of people were really touched by Tony Reale and the story of Around the Horn. No matter what you think of the show, I really did feel like we gave Tony Reale the right send-off, which is the applause that you would give at a craps table after a 23-year roll, where somebody has just rolled for 23 years, and then you start applauding.
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Let's put it on the poll. Is there any better feeling in the world than a 23-year heater at a craps table?
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I'm guessing, though, that at some point you would become numb and it would become a special kind of solitary confinement to just win money for that long.
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One of the worst feelings in the world, and I hope Mike doesn't tell any private stories here, is being in the middle of a craps roll and having to go to the bathroom.
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Wait. You had a crap roll during the craps roll?
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What happened to that edit in the middle of the new father observations, Tony? What happened?
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Chris Cody, the place I was headed with that Around the Horn story is that you were telling me yesterday something. You came in. I don't know how it is that the audience felt about this, but Tony Reale is somebody who's a very special person to us for a number of different reasons, and I loved his grace in the moment.
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I actually confused him, honest to God, with a guy whose literal last name was Blackman from Oklahoma State.
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But I was super bummed out, not really understanding why a 23 year show of great success was going off of the air. And the thing that I wanted to ask you was you began to tell me something about Woody Page, one of the original members of Around the Horn yesterday. But I didn't know what it is that you were saying or why it is that you were talking about Woody Page.
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Where is this? Where did this appear? That's been on the Internet. Yeah, he's been called Woody Plage since I've known him because of that.
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No, we don't need to be fair to him. He absolutely did it. I mean, absolutely. It was offensive. It was wildly offensive.
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He added a little detail, though, that made it different. What did he plagiarize? Okay, I'm going to tell you what he plagiarized. I'm going to tell you the whole story.
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I linked a couple of them. All right, so I'll tell you the story.
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I'm guessing that Andrew and Amin are going to be more offended by a different part of the story, not the plagiarizing part of the story. I think they're going to be bothered more by the second part of this story.
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This is the direction it's going in. The San Francisco 49ers are playing in the Super Bowl. Ricky Jackson is one of their famous players. Ricky Jackson's family lives in Pahokee, one of the most impoverished places that you will find anywhere in the United States. A couple of days before the Super Bowl, I go to his family's house in Pahokee and I write something about that.
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All of those details appear in a Woody Page story several days later as if he wrote the story accompanied by quotes that are super suspicious because they are offensively in black dialect in a way that would be like really bad.
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So nobody even gave a damn at that time.
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No, but I mean, it's easy enough to look up. Like, he got into a lot of trouble and stuff because he was a star columnist in Denver. And, you know, problems came his way. Like, it's not so pre-internet that you cannot find it anywhere. It'd be easy enough to find. It was 1995. That was 30 years ago.
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DK Metcalf as a number one, because you guys were arguing with me whether Tyler Lockett was ever a number one or not. Are we not in agreement that if we're trying to select from the last 10 years of wide receiver from somebody and the choice is between Lockett or DK Metcalf, we can have 10 years of their career. Who are you choosing?
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As I recall, they were just quotes I didn't recognize from a story.
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As I recall, it's even worse than that. I'm pretty sure it was somebody saying something along the lines of Ricky Jackson could get all the fish, free bait he wants in our town because it was just like something that was like just made up.
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Now we gotta find the quote. It was something about, as I recall, God, 30 years is a long time, but as I recall, it was something about Ricky Jackson being such a local celebrity that he could have all the free bait that he wanted when he returned back to town in the event that he wanted to fish.
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Chris, why are you... First of all, Chris, you seem mortified, and Mike is in the back row just delighted at his personal shit story.
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I don't think there was a place called Harold's Big Shop. But that's what Moody Bay says.
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As I recall, we went and, like, tried to find one and couldn't. You went back? Yeah, because when someone tries you like that. I don't mean we physically went back. I meant we called around trying to figure out if that existed and never found. I think they're competing. Look, they had huge newspaper wars in Denver, so the other newspaper was trying to get him in trouble and failed. They failed?
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All of us do. But I got to be honest, in 30 years, having thought about it, like I wasn't totally sure what I really thought it was a finna. And not an if-in.
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I didn't mean to do this. I didn't mean to do this. I did not mean to do this. This is a celebratory time.
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It was Mike, it was Chris, it was Dan.
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Magic crate. Mystery crate's a totally different thing. Magic crate is what Andrew Hawkins has just reached into to bail us out on any topic if and we're struggling.
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We didn't write anything. I meant the royal we! The royal we! So the question again is, who is responsible for a train mystery?
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A species. man, some might say. Chris Cody has announced that he is out on JJ Redick. No, we don't remember that one. I don't know why he's out on JJ Redick.
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You can one-up Cole? Hold on a second.
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I don't know why it did that. I don't know. I hit the look at me, Louie. I don't know why it did look at me, Leroy. I hit the look at me, Louie. I know more black Louies than Leroy.
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I don't know what's going on with that.
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He's not coming here. Michael Jordan's not going to your funeral. Come on. All right?
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I really don't understand what Chris Cody is doing. It seems to me that Chris Cody is taking just that podcast experience and erasing the rest of who J.J. Redick has been the entirety of his life, which is... How does JJ Redick get to 14 points a game in that particular league?
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Being an asshole on purpose, fighting everyone, doesn't care who dislikes him, uncommonly brave at sort of leaning into, do not care how much you dislike me, I'm going to get into your league and I'm going to make millions of dollars.
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But in the history of Duke, though, there have only been two guys who have actually had all of that and embraced, I don't care that you hate me, eat also. It's him and Laettner on, I'll invite the hate and I'll be better than your hate and I'll welcome it. The idea that J.J. Reddick changed Chris Cody's mind on who he is because he did a podcast for a couple of years.
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I don't understand what you guys are doing in the history of sports. Duke arrogance and the face of it. It's one of the most hateable things there are in the history of sports. And on that Mount Rushmore, there ain't four. There are two. I'll give it another name.
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Well, but it's not just that, though. Hold on a second.
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I give you the whole history of JJ Redick, and now I add to it, first time coach cuts the line, hey, here are LeBron and Luka as your protégés. You think that's going to feed the arrogance a little bit?
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Define recent. That is a while ago. This was in high school. He just got bar mitzvahed. Chris Cody, can you explain to me after- The Red Foods?
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I do want to get to your- Yes, I are. Thank you. That's a good impersonation.
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Limited candy. Thought it was a sound bite. Yes. Chris, okay, fine. Why are you out on red food? Whoa!
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
No, I like them. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are the red potatoes the worst of the potatoes?
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
Hold on. Slow it down. Put it on the poll. Is the red apple inferior to the green apple?
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
Red tomatoes. You like it? Taco Bell's coming out with a midnight flavor, Baja Midnight.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
A fat food update. But what is that? What does that even mean? Baja Midnight. It sounds like that's purple poison. That's a battery acid. Purple drink. That's only something that people who are drunk at 2 o'clock in the morning are going to have.
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Hour 2: Iffen He Gets Plagarized...
Starburst. Best starburst. Red, pink, orange, yellow. Yellow. Put up those four. Red velvet cake?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Er hat es einfach niemandem übergeben.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Are you the guy that tells, you remind him who someone is? You're like his handler almost.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
We're a hard working team. We're going to do better this year.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Nice to meet you.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Thanks for coming by. Your son, great. Everything I see from him. Better person than even a player. Love the guy. Big fan. Brought in my assistant coach here. He's going to just be with us helping out a little bit today.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich kenne diese jungen Jungs, diese Whippersnappers. Ist das ein Drewski? Ich kenne einen Brewski. Bin ich richtig, Dad?
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Ich habe es gewohnt, aber du kannst dir vorstellen, wenn ich trinke, würden wir einen Brewski zusammen haben.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Stop playing like that. I'm not gonna have no grandbabies. These kids, man. Now, I'm glad you mentioned that.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I don't know anything about anything.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Yeah, Jonah, who's always like, Oh, this is Greg Cody. You met him three times. Giving all the info before you meet somebody.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Er schläft nicht. Das ist Videospielzeit.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Er spricht eigentlich immer noch.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
It was the opposite of that.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I've been here before. I know how this works.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Es ging für drei Minuten weiter. Sie haben die Musik gespielt. Und dann sagt er, hey, stopp die Musik. Ich schwöre, ich gehe irgendwo mit diesem Thema. Ich bin gerade auf dem Flugzeug. und dann hat er noch drei Minuten gedauert.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
I think Adnan Virk called Brody the worst two-time Academy Award winner ever. That's not true. 2-Time-Club ist schwer zu finden. Adrian Brody ist ein guter Schauspieler.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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Hour 1: Tony Applies To Be UM's Assistant Football Coach
Don Lebotard. Stugatz. I ain't cheat!
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
That's you, Tony. I'm not looking, Dan. That was an audio toss.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Your segment, Tony.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
This segment is presented by Smirnoff. It's the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Are we really? The Dolphins celebrate former center Tim Ruddy. He's not a legend.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Joey Galloway. If you're a Seahawks legend, that doesn't make you a legend of the game. Compiler. There's a difference here. Jeff Conine is a Marlins legend. He's not a legend when it comes to baseball.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Everyone, come on. Dan is- I actually agree with Dan on this.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
He's a national. Nationally, he's just a guy. Down here, he's a Mayan. What are you talking about? I'm just saying a guy, but he's one of the main guys. But nationally, he's just thought of as, oh, there's a bunch of guys around that do national stuff.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Hush your mouth.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You disrespectful. He was H3 on PTI. No Tyler Lockett?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
But there's clearly a place where Dan is celebrated the most.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
How am I irrational?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Yo, I'm in on this. I'm asking. This looks great. Look at this video. They're just making a Philly cheese. Oh, now they're putting it in the ice cream.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Of course. Have you ever put a burger in a Frosty? No. And tried to see what it tastes like? Just never cheese with.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
This is... And of course Darren Revell was there on the beat.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
There's one in here right now. I bet 50 people did it.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Ethan, go get me one of those.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
When the whiz meets the ice cream. Oh, boys.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
It's a good combo.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
It's not only vanilla ice cream and vanilla syrup that's topped with a mini cheesesteak sandwich.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You guys have been at a diner with a burger and a milkshake. You take a bite of the burger, and as you're chewing, and as you're chewing, you wash it down with a little milkshake.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You're right. I am, but this is not 1948.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You guys all know.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Everyone knows the time when you're drinking a milkshake and it gets a little blocked up. And you're like, oh, there's a block there. You lift the straw up and there's a piece of steak blocking the straw. That's beautiful.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
And the risk of injury?
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
You don't know my burger.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Win rings and stuff, no.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
I'm almost sure that's Ricky Williams. I love at the bottom it says, if the coward accepts. So he hasn't said yes yet.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
Omaha! Stakes! The phrase me at quarterback came out of your mouth and me and Amin locked eyes.
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The Big Suey: The Show With The Regional Legend
This is high comedy, though.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Hopefully I'll meet John B one day.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Really? Yeah. You and Funny Marco's friendship is one that I don't understand and wasn't expecting.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
The connection point that you found with Funny Marco that you have told me because I wasn't here yet for that interview. Yeah. I don't understand how in the course of a 10-minute conversation would come up. Like, I don't understand how in 10 minutes you guys bonded over having ADHD.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It did. So, Lucy, I'm going to let you in on something that Stugatz has been doing behind the scenes that is not nice. Adderall? No, no, no. So you see these three hats that we have here in front of us? Yes. So these hats, Stugatz, when I got here, explained to me, are the gold, silver, and bronze hats. Yes.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I almost didn't do it, if I'm going to be honest with you. Because I saw you earlier in the day. I saw you like at a check-in or like at the gate or whatever and like, to say that you're not a man of the people, but you're there with a hoodie on. You didn't seem to want to be bothered. I was in the zone. I'm not going to bother him. He's a busy man. He's an NFL star. He doesn't know who I am.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And what he's been doing is, depending on how he feels the interview went, he's asking the guests to sign the hat, and he's ranking the guests in front of their faces without them knowing he's ranking how their hits went on the show.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
These glasses. You're looking good. What glasses are these?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
What do you mean? He has to deal with a lot. This is why I go up to people and I'm like, you don't know who I am. I'm just a lowly person. The only reason I went up to him to even say hello was because other people were talking to him, and I was like, okay.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It seemed to be going on a little long, if I'm going to be honest with you. He saved me. It was going on a little long, and I was like, ah, just come in here, interrupt real quick on the way out. Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I know who you are. To be honest with you, I still wasn't certain.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's what I'm saying.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It was the absolute last second possible. I had already grabbed my bag, and I was on the way out. I was waiting for my bag. Hey, I just wanted to say hi, whatever. And he's like, I know who you are, and I still continue to explain. I'm like, yeah, I do. You know, it's two gods. He's like, I know who you are.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Well, they do now. Yes, yes. They may know by now.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It hasn't been signed yet, but so that you're aware. There have been people that have walked away that Stugatz has not asked to sign a hat. So they didn't even meddle. I assume those were Tier 3 people, if I'm going to be honest with you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But the rush to get to the next interview, if it was a big enough name, he didn't let bother him at all. Because we got rap signs and he'd go five minutes past the rap sign anyway. So he's not too concerned with the whole going to the next interview situation. Also... I've been surprised to see who he's asked to sign this one and this one. Because he's asked some people to sign this one. You know?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I'm not going to name names. But if they were good enough. It's Stilato, right? If they were good enough. No, he was good. He was good, yes. Do you know Stilato?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Well, that's another thing is that I was asking him who signed this, and he doesn't remember who any of them are. I don't know who these people are. Yeah, no. He doesn't remember who they are either.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
the headline would have been Raheem Mostert, colon, women and children. He's cold-hearted. Yeah, I don't care. Mostert's cold-hearted. Mostert first.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
The actual Old Spice guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. Okay, so we're sitting here and we're talking to Cam Jordan and he's promoting Old Spice and he has this little box that's like a fortune telling box with the Old Spice guy in it and you ask it a question like a magic eight ball and then it answers yes or no questions. And while we're talking to him, the Old Spice guy is just standing right behind us and we're turning like, wait a minute.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You don't want to see him win one? He's had enough of a good season. He doesn't need to see me on top of everything. Get out of here, Saquon, like, enough. Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right, crazy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm going to forever. Stop. When we go on your boat, I'm going to, hey, I'm Billy. You invited me on the boat. I might just throw you off the boat. You're going to have to save me. Yeah.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Nice up and down, no turbulence. Yeah, no turbulence.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, he was wearing, like, a pink hoodie, too.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I didn't want to bother him. He was wearing headphones. He seemed like a busy man. That's fair. You were mad at the people, honestly. I didn't even know you were on the flight. I saw you at baggage claim after, and I was like, I'm not going to. I'm a silent killer. Yeah, you were in there. I don't know if you put your business out there, but then he goes, he just has an Uber or whatever.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Here we go.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So of course we have to invite him onto the show. And he's shirtless, as the Old Spice guy always is. But he had a shirt, yes, just tied around his neck. Yeah, he had a shirt, but it was tied around his neck, a cape. But, yeah, the Old Spice guy was just here walking around. And we didn't address it on the air. He has a cane. He has a cane? Yeah, he walks with a cane. Yeah, he does.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He beat the crap out of me. Not as good looking, though. Honestly, kind of like I'm a failure. No, I wouldn't say that. Like, with this body type, I should have been able to do something besides, you know.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Wasted. I'm not going to say wasted.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's something. Yeah, but like. But actually, that makes sense. No, like, that's something.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So it's just an app? You hold your phone up to the street?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It wasn't great.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's sad, right? Yeah, I know. You don't have to talk to people. This is so much better. Yes, yes. But if I had the app, I could have scanned you on the airplane. I'd be like, oh, Braxton learned all about you. Exactly.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But it's not, like, for aesthetics. It's, like, a necessity, I guess. Yes. Oh. Which takes away a little bit of the whole shirtless on a horse thing, but... He stole the interview, by the way, from Cam. Yeah, oh, no, he definitely did. Cam Jordan got, like, nothing, and we were just talking to the Old Spice guy the whole time. So was Cam Jordan.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You don't do your own shopping.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So you tried to have a stylist twice? Yeah, yeah, I tried.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
A stylist? CARLOS LAGOAIA- Yeah. Look at how I'm dressed. You know I don't have a stylist. Get out of here. What a silly question.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, a little Lulu. You don't think you actually look good. You don't think he looks good. I'm a young 50. I'm a young 50. Young 50. You say so. Can I ask you a question? Not to get too personal.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
This whole situation with Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, I feel like you very easily could have been in the it couple in the NFL. And they're really kind of making things hard for you.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. Timing was kind of crazy. Horrible timing. Kind of crazy. Horrible timing. They set the bar so high. Yeah.
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Yeah, but you guys were lined up to be that couple. We want them to break up. No, it's okay.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He was only interested in talking to the Old Spice guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm just saying for you, not for me. I was going to say, are you married? You are married. I'm married, yeah. Okay. Just rooting against everybody else. Just so you can move up as far. Yeah, no, I want you. So he can tell his wife, see, we're better. No, I want you and Alex to get up there and be like the eight couple. I appreciate it. They've had their time. They've had a couple years.
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Enough is enough already.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, the Old Spice guy. Didn't ask. Never asked him. Just called him the Old Spice guy the entire time.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Well, it's also hard, I guess, just because NIL has leveled the playing field somewhat for some schools, right? There's other schools that obviously are now not going to compete at all, right? Because they're never going to have access to that money. But there's other schools that now can compete with the Alabamas every year because they have money to spend. And the portal...
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
makes it hard to kind of build year after year because one year to the next, you can go anywhere.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, who knows? But he wrote Old Spice. Yeah, it doesn't matter. His name's Old Spice guy.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That was Eric... Eric Dickerson. Yeah, he signs a lot of autographs. Beautiful signature. Wow. Yeah, tier one. I mean, if I'm going to be honest with you, that could have gone on my middle hat.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's crazy. It sounds easier that you didn't have to deal with it, even though you cost yourself a ton of money.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Eric Dickerson. Yeah, I mean.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Well, you can't ask her to sign a hat now because she knows. Be careful with that hat. I don't know if you want to look on the inside of it, but that thing is filthy. Lucy is only a tier one today. That is a very dirty hat.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's what he's doing. It's like he's running for office or something. He's going and he's shaking everybody's hand, talking to everyone. It's unbelievable. You don't know half those people you said hello to. I don't. You don't know any of these people. That's ridiculous. That's what nice people do. No, you're trying to get in there.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You know him.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, you're there saying hi to everyone. I was told, and I don't know if you're going to confirm or deny this, I was told that you came with a private car and your own security yet again. So we saw you opening night and you had security and that was, you know, opening night, you had to get in and out of the stadium. I was told you had private security yet again today.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He looked like he was sucking in his ear. He did.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm wondering if tomorrow you're going to remember which is her signature. I'm not. I'm going to go through this with you and see who you remember. Do you know Sean Stilato?
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Sidewalk and I look the truth is I was carrying my daughter I was gonna be we were gonna be late to school So I was like speed walking and stepped off the sidewalk like a whole roll tear. Oh, yeah Yeah, but you know what I did right because I'm like a big tough guy. Yeah powered through it I said if I stop I'm not gonna be able to get going.
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GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, yeah I need to just keep walking straight walk it out. Don't let it get stiff and tight I can't be the guy that then falls while holding their child and all the other parents get some awareness. Oh
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The agent?
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Tommy DeVito.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I thought that we had really turned a corner. So did I. We only did a little bit. You know what I almost did, Chris, and I was telling Stugatz? What? I didn't do it. But I swear I was going to do it. I was going to bring your jersey and hang it from this screen to be behind you. He really was. Yeah. And then I did it. I'm like, well, you know, he's a big NFL legend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'll just find a jersey of his somewhere in a store over here. Yeah, it's all over the place. Lo and behold, I haven't found a single one. We went to every one. Sold out. So weird. Sold out. Sold out. What a pivot. Sold out. He should have been a politician. Sold the f*** out. You know what I'm noticing? First thing off the rack. Up close to you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You went back to the haircut from a couple years ago. You said that your wife and your mom told you not to get it anymore.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. So here's the thing. We talked to him today, and he was wearing a blue suit with red pinstripes. And we were asking him about the suit. I don't know how we got to it. We were asking about the suits, and he's like, I had it made because I thought the Bills were going to make the Super Bowl. He's like, so I had it made a month ago, expecting the Bills to be here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Wait, I have two kids in college. Yeah, but you look very much the part of someone that has two kids in college. He does not. He looks cool. And young. Thank you, Billy. I appreciate it. Do we like the school? Did we get in? Are we going to kind of throw our weight around?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But they know the Sims family.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I already made it, so I'm going to wear it. He's like, inside, you can't see it. It's all lined with Super Bowl logos and the Bills. He's like, are you ever going to wear that again? He's like, well, hopefully I make it next year, and I'll just have the inside relined. That put him on tier one. That is so good. He's met the Pope. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay. It's been a long day. It has. It's been a long day. Well, for you guys, not for me. You were shopping today. I did.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
How often are you at your house?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He was incredible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He was pulling principals to let his kids into school.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yes. Well, the reason that he met the Pope.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So last year, by the way, he has an agent, just so you know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, the rare agent with an agent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It does seem like the Chiefs are always going to get got, and then they just – Never do get guys. It's the craziest thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I wonder, and I didn't want to ask him because I didn't want to upset him because he was so nice, and then afterwards he's like, let's take selfies. And I was like, okay, sure, what are you going to do with this picture? But whatever. I was going to ask him if he's ever had a situation where like, He had some agenting duties that he didn't want to do, so he just kind of passed it off to his agent.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Well, it might be a dumb question. So, like, if you're the Eagles and you have that lead and then it starts slipping away and you see the Chiefs start doing what they do, does that ever get into your mind? A hundred. It has to. A hundred.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You know what I mean? Like, hey, go take care of Tommy DeVito's stuff. I'm hanging out with the Pope. Exactly right. I'm in Italy. And then he complained about his trip to Italy to meet the Pope because he said he couldn't play golf. Like, buddy, you met the Pope.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I think you would for 30 minutes or so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Incredible. It's been cool to see, I think, with the Chiefs over the past five years, not even just if they three-peat the three, but over the five years, They used to be a team that relied on the big plays and the flashy plays. And now, because they don't have the pieces, they've kind of changed the way that they're playing, and they're still just as dominant.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He didn't wear socks. He didn't wear socks. I have that stress. We got to find him and give him socks. He can have damn socks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, we got to find him and give him socks because he was walking around. He's like, as he was leaving, I swear to God, as he was leaving, he said to us, rookie move, I forgot to wear socks today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
The thing is, he was wearing like, Like Jordan's also. I don't know why you would ever instinctually put your feet in sneakers without socks. Yeah. But if we see him, we could give him socks. I think he'd like that. He would love it. He invited us to some golf thing that he's doing in August or April or something. Yeah. Yeah. You got his number. Yeah. August or April. I think it's April.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I think I wrote it down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay, good. Very good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Thank you. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
We have on Funny Marco. We have Chris Sims. We have Braxton Berrios. We have Raheem Mostert. I was on a flight with Braxton Berrios and Raheem Mostert, and I was as awkward as you could be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I didn't say anything to Braxton. That's not awkward. Unless you guys are friends. Well, I didn't say anything to Braxton. I didn't even know he was on our flight. Until a baggage claimant, I saw a little kid taking a picture. I'm like, oh, that's Braxton Berrios. Raheem Mostert has been on the show with us 50 times at least.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. I think it's a short run. I think it's just through the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I haven't seen it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And I was so awkward because I was like, I'm not going to say anything to him. I'm not going to say anything to him. And then I went and I introduced myself. I'm like, hey, I'm Billy. And he's like, I know who you are. And then I kept going, like, no, I'm Billy, and I do the show. Billy, I know who you are. Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I planned out what I was going to wear. This is not my plan. I had cold sweats in the morning, and the other shirt was like linen, and I was like, I can't wear that shirt because I'm going to sweat through it, and then I'm going to have sweaty pits, and it's a whole thing, so I had to switch it up. I'm wearing a fishing shirt today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You know what? I don't want to host a game show with you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, exactly right. And he gave me so many opportunities to just be a normal person. Like, I know who you are. You don't have to introduce yourself. And I just kept giving more and more of my resume to him. And then I left.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I just work with Psycho Bunny. You just call him like, I need some clothes. Man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I like that you're still doing that. You're still DMing people yourself. It's so good. And then, like, I'll send you my people now. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Different animal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, it's weird.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He didn't forget him to start with. I got to be honest with you, I think he did. No, he didn't. If I'm going to be honest with you. No, he didn't. But he invited us on his boat. He owns a deep sea fishing team. Didn't even know that was a thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Don't say that too loud. It might be a contract. You got to know. You got to know, you know, what you're doing. Don't get hurt, man. That's all we're saying.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. Well. This is your cross that you have to bear. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
In a normal fashion. How did that happen? I just kind of like him. Do you not like Baker Mayfield?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I like Baker. I feel like with Baker, you're always in it. You also, like with Baker, you're always a throwaway from being out of it. But you're always in it with Baker.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, he has been a little careful this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Better looking, though. Well, no, definitely better looking. I told him that I hope that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey broke up so he could be the it couple. Oh, wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's a crazy take. You can tell him it's crazy. It's not crazy. Three in a row, no one's done before. I'd rather win head-to-head.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, yeah. I didn't ask about that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, this isn't going well for him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He can use some psycho bunny.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
This isn't something that gets turned around in a week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Coin toss.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Who are we going to? We need to find, now I really want to find him. He's not going to let me get to a guest. No, because now I really want to find Stilato just to give him socks. You want me to text him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He has no interest in actually working.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm going to find out now. I think you're an agent, but you're cutting your own deals as well, which is incredible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, we just won't tell Dan. I mean, we'll see him. You should text him, ask him are you still here. Okay, well. You text him and be like, you're still here. We have socks for you. I am.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Your agent's working on it. So hold on a second. So, like, because of going viral, you've had brands reach out to you that then you could use for your clients.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's crazy. So good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
How did you go about meeting the Pope?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You would love him for, like, seriously, like, 30 to 40 minutes. Yeah, I really feel like we'd be good friends. If I'm going to be totally honest, it could be exhausting. Want to be his friend? Yeah, yeah, long term.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You should have dressed like the Pope today. That would have been great. That would fit better. Well, no, the Pope has to be bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, there you go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Maybe, but once you give him socks, I feel like you guys are bonded. Yeah, you're friends for life. Stugatz, I don't know if you can see this. This is kind of the Stugatz experience here on Radio Row where you're talking to him, but he always has an eye out for someone else. I texted Stilato.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I know. I'm just saying he's always kind of looking around.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
He must have left because if he was here, we'd still see him. Yeah, that's true. Those are very nice socks. Are those dance?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Why would you do that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Hmm. How did that happen?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
When do we think we're going to wear this Bill suit again? Or is this a one-time suit situation?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
They not know that you're on the flight.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
They don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I heard that she wants to drink a scorpion later.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay, so I got a text saying, come out to where we are. Rose is about to sing, which I got in kind of late, and I got to be honest with you, that wasn't going to be the thing that got me out. I just assumed you were at, like, a karaoke place.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I don't know why I'm holding this up. This is just on audio. I held it up to a camera.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Of course.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, that's a principle thing at that point. It all fell apart. Yeah, I think so.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. All the time. All right. Are you going to miss your weekends with Rose? Yes. No. You liar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I was going to say, I think we're coming off to the listener as a bit delirious because we're just kind of stopping mid-sentence, not really carrying a conversation at all.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Is she trying to get you to put on what she wants to hear or is she just... Yes and no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's nice, but we don't know if we want to listen to that. Not just to annoy her. I think Rose just likes The Little Mermaid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You know? Yeah. People like certain things. The lotto said he left. Oh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, sorry. Did you tell him we had socks for him? I did not. What did you tell him? I just said he's still here. He said, no, I left. What's up?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You just write back, oh, we had some socks for you if you still needed them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, I know, but then he'll know why you texted him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, he's not going to come back, but he'll know, and then he'll be like, wow, that Stugatz is really a good person. Oh, that's nice. He already thinks that. Yeah. Is that a voodoo doll?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Stugatz, can we do something next year or by next year? And by we, I mean you. Can we get Billy promoting something on Radio Row next year? Because I would love to see Billy going up and down making the rounds. Yes. Pitching something. I think that would be awesome.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
The obvious graduation from the diaper promotion.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
For a few days, and then we get free agency.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Bonus Episode
Well, maybe if there's a parade in there, maybe somebody will delay it a day, but they'll have one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Right next to the condom? Yeah. That's a subtle reminder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
The faster you move, the more you sink. I think without a vine, you're screwed. The vine is very important, though, to get up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's why Tony is... That's why you're not the co-pilot. If you look around and you don't see your co-pilot, it's you. I look at Chris Cody and I'm like, he's a little too nervous. I can't have him on the sticks. I would be like, please, somebody else.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Damn, Edmonton is far. Dude, it's so far.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Are you? Yeah. Remember I said on the show, hey, the moment they get to the Stanley Cup, I'll be locked in. The thing is, I need a recap of what we've done in the last three rounds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's why it's autopilot.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
They barricade the door, too, so you can't bum rush the door.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Okay, understand that. You're the mayor. Until I say it, it hasn't been said.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
There needs to be water in the tub.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Do you have a bath bomb?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yes or no. Okay. I like a good outdoor bath. Have you ever been to a place that has like... It's a hot tub, no? No, no, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Nice hot steamy bath. It's cold outside though. You're in the bathtub. Oh, you look good. There's some places that have like a bathtub on the balcony. Yeah. Like hotels and places like that. Fancy places. I'm a big outdoor bath guy. Hell yeah. Hmm. Hmm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Spicy brown kind of guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
They rip you off when you do take out, by the way. Just letting you guys know that. You've got to show up and have your presence felt at the Chipotle. How was it? Because if not, they're sitting there like, oh, this guy wants chicken. They want chicken? Great, I'm going to give you four pieces of chicken. Good luck, buddy. So? Good? Yeah, a little spicy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
If you get the spicy sauce, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Are you getting on a balance beam?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Oh, I thought you wanted to compete against like Dan Patrick show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, the aerodynamics aren't good with the shirt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Why don't we put Greg in a full suit?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I'm a decent swimmer. I got out of a rip current once. I'm sure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Is there more to that? There is. So I was in Hawaii. Was it at Typhoon Lagoon? It was not at Typhoon Lagoon. It was in Hawaii. But the name of the slide? No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Yeah, no, no. We were in Hawaii.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
No, this is a different time. This is a second, another trip to Hawaii. So we were in Maui and there was like a water trampoline that was out maybe like 100 yards from the shore. And a bunch of little kids were jumping on it or whatever. So I swim out there and me and my brother, my sister, my dad, we start swimming. And then all of a sudden,
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
this, like, pull, right, starts, like, pulling us towards the trampoline. All the kids are already gone. I was like, where'd they go?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Like, gone? No, no, no. Like, they swam away, like, back into the shore. I don't know if they knew it was coming. Like, I don't know what happened. But we get to this trampoline. We're about 100 yards offshore. And I feel the pull where I'm having to, like, hold on to the trampoline because the water is, like, literally bringing us back. So we're 100 yards from shore. That's a football.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
That's a long-ass way. So I start swimming, right? Just... You always have to swim diagonal to a rip current right like that's the trick because it's pulling at a certain angle It was parallel to the coast right? Diagonal to the rip current okay, you got me like we're running parallel to the coast diagonal to the same thing Why didn't you just get on the trampoline?
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
good question because because i so i had made it first everybody else was still in the water so if i make it on the trampoline and my family gets taken out by a rip current what do i do well i mean if you had to get back in the water had to get back in the water and tell everybody swim diagonal so it took me like 20 minutes to get out of the rip current swimming diagonal because it was still pulling us but i swam out strong swimmer wow that's impressive yeah you ever climb out of quicksand
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
I haven't run across quicksand. Not yet, right. I haven't yet. You haven't run across it.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
You need a good vine. That's the most important part, Greg. You need a vine that you can hold on to.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Exactly, and then take yourself out like Indiana Jones, Tarzan.
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Local Hour: Joe Chestnut and Connor McOverrated
Put it at 10 and let it rip.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
play of the game they're winning exactly they lost one actual game this year the last game of the regular season didn't count they didn't have any other players playing the only game they lost was to the bills this year so like you might not like how they're doing it but they're doing it more dominant than they have in other seasons just a different style they've adapted you say who cares i'm simply objecting to you telling me how much talent the chiefs have it's how much talent the chiefs have at quarterback
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
There is no such thing. But we're arguing for style points, and that determines what a good team is. The Dolphins scored 70 points in a game last year, and they didn't do shit. So what are we actually arguing here?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
No, they have enough weapons. They have a depth of weapons. They don't have superstars, but they have enough serviceable pieces that they get the job done with.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But the strategy you want is just hope the Chiefs fall apart. And then you can get past them eventually.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Dan, we made a prediction on God Bless Football that Stephon Diggs is going to be on the Chiefs in two seasons.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Because he comes in, he knows the Chiefs. You see the game a different way, my friend. That was a blitz against Patrick Mahomes. See how he handles that situation at the end of the game. I'm honored to share this studio space with you.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Wait, hold on a second. So if Bill Belichick leaves North Carolina like Stu Gatz is reporting he's going to do to go to Buffalo, is Steve the head coach already? At Carolina. Yeah, because wasn't that set up for him to take over when Bill was done? If Bill never coaches a game, does Steve still get the gig immediately?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Really? Implication.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
I don't think you would have given Feinbaum that answer.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, he signed the other day.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Marv Harrison Jr. Doesn't feel right.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
But no one thinks the winning percentage is because of him. is the biggest thing.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Why are we crazy for thinking they should think about changing the coach or get him more offensive weapons? They need to do something.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
You trade Tyreek Hill, right?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Let's make a deal. Mike Evans. Mike Evans. That's an interesting piece, Dan, Mike Evans.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Thank you for your contribution.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Ooh, a king's ransom you can get for Josh Allen. That's drastic. That's drastic. No one was giving you drastic suggestions. That's drastic, Dan.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Do you think that if the Bills called the Chiefs and said, we will trade you Josh Allen for Patrick Mahomes, the Chiefs would say no?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
It wasn't enough. But in the wrong direction. We want drastic addition, not drastic subtraction, but still somehow they ended up in virtually the same spot.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Well, including the Chiefs the last couple of weeks. They haven't thrown the ball like two times. Right. He's just an extra weapon in case. He's there for funsies, honestly. He's there for a ring. If they want to shake things up a little bit, if they get a lot of injuries, they have DeAndre Hopkins. But yesterday, Travis Kelsey had four targets. They're not even using all the weapons they have.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
That's how many weapons they have on that team.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
They should honestly probably bolster their defense, which is not what people want to hear or see for Josh Allen.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Agreed? Old Josh was back yesterday early on.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
So what should the Bills do, Dan?
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Meh. But it doesn't matter. They have so many options that they're serviceable enough for this system, where Juju Smith-Schuster gets 60 yards in an AFC championship game.
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The Big Suey: Do The Bills Need To Do Something Drastic?
Hollywood Brown is there getting more receptions and more targets than Travis Kelsey. DeAndre Hopkins is on the team. He'd probably be like a two or three on most teams. He gets one reception every year.
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Local Hour: Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen
Is he like Hawk Tua for media sports people?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He lost his memory this year. Yes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Right. There's some memories I could afford to lose.
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Season's almost over. It is.
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But there's some good news. What? Light at the end of the tunnel here. Really? Yeah. Well, somewhat. It's delayed, right? The Masters? No. No, we'll get to that. It's delayed.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
We don't have, no. Oh, it's coming. That is coming down the pike, as they say. NBA? No, definitely not. Just making sure. Yeah, no. We don't have any more big board bets. There's no more games on Monday. So I don't have any more predictions for you guys this year. What I do have, though. What do you have?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
is winners and losers presented by smearing off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly would you like to play an edition of winners and losers right now of course all right thank you oh this might be the last one well no super bowl winners super bowl losers yeah well okay i have uh i have a predicament here winners and losers presented by smearing off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly i'm gonna call myself a loser
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah. Why? Well, lots of reasons. Don't be so hard on yourself. Don't say that. Don't say that about Billy. Can you turn the music up? Winners and losers. No, no.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, that's way too loud. You're not going to be able to hear what we're saying. It's early afternoon. Yeah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah. All right. So I'm a loser, and here's why I'm a loser. I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. The day after the Super Bowl, I have jury duty. And here's the thing about me almost saying, oh, yeah. And here's the thing about this particular jury duty. I have already rescheduled it. This is the third date that they've sent me because I've rescheduled it twice already.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Well, you can put in and you could say I'm unavailable that day for X, Y reason. And it's almost impossible to believe, and it's why I didn't reschedule it the day after the Super Bowl, even though we have God bless football, we're going to have a Super Bowl reaction show. I don't think I'm going to be able to be part of it because I'm going to have jury duty. Right.
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The past two dates that I've had,
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when we were in chicago for the watch along and then when we were in arizona and every time i called i'm like i have a work event i'm not going to be in town if i get selected i'm going to have to go that thursday that friday out of town so like i'm not going to be able to serve keeps getting in the way yes yeah it's crazy how this thing keeps aligning i think the court would understand
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Well, they did understand. You're an off-season juror, Billy. You're an off-season juror. So they understood the first two times. And this third time, I thought, there's no way they're going to believe this again. So I'm just going to have to bite the bullet. I'm going to have to go to jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. So the first loser, winners or losers, presented by Spirinov, me.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Because I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. And the last time I got it, the note said, this is going to be a long one. This might be a three-week trial. And I was like, oh, boy. I'm not down for that. Not down for that.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, I had to call one of the times. And then I wrote a letter the second time. And I just think that it'd be on file, right? That it gets moved. So then they pull up my juror number and my file. And they're like, sir, you have moved this so many times. I saw a video. They don't want you anyway.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
That's never worked for me. I've never been dismissed for that reason. Never once.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah, I've never received that. Now, I saw a video, and again, it's... And this is my fault, because I brought us here, and we had two championship games, and I don't know why we're talking about jury duty. But...
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I saw a video that said the best way to get out of serving on a jury is just tell them I don't want to be here. I just have no interest in this process. I don't want to be here. That would never work for me. Right. Absolutely never work for me. And I feel like I'd somehow be held in contempt and arrested if I was like, nah, I'm good. I don't want to be here today.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
anyways so your loser is you my loser is me to start off yeah kick things off my loser is me all right i have some winners i have a winner here you have a winner i have a winner here mikey a do you have a winner and a loser because i'm going to you next billy has a uh has a winner here gotcha billy is the loser according to billy yeah that i was one of the losers and winners and losers presented by smirnoff okay world's number one vodka please drink responsibly who's your winner
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
The Kansas City Chiefs. They won. Winners. They did win. Yes, they did win. Shout out to our friend Ed and his entire family. Big Ed, yes. Now here's where things are interesting. They won with Travis Kelsey having two receptions for 19 yards. He has been a non-factor in many of the games this season. Now, last week was a totally different story. He was great. He carried the Chiefs. Yes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
He was a winner last week. He was a winner last week. And I'm not saying he's a loser this week. And, in fact, I said the Chiefs are winners because they don't even need to activate him most times. Like, they'll just, here's a little pass. He had four targets. Didn't need him yesterday. Didn't need him to beat the Bills.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Super Bowl. Yeah. They might need him.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
But they might not. They might not. Do you think that when he does his things, like you got to fight for the right to party and the one that he was chanting yesterday on the thing, Taylor doesn't seem embarrassed. But if you were dating someone and every time they had a microphone, they just chanted to get the crowd to sing along with you, you'd be embarrassed, right? Perhaps, yeah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I was going to say, it was definitely like, why is he even on the stage right now?
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I think he just goes up like out of habit. Because he's Travis Kelsey. Yeah, he just walks up there and they're like, okay, who's going to tell him?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Hollywood Brown should have been on the stage. Juju Smith-Schuster should have been on the stage.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Really? I'm part of Chiefs Kingdom. I was embraced by them. I know. Guys. It seems like you've forgotten. It seems like some people may have forgotten. We've been with this team literally since day one. Yes. Day one.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Where the Bills just ran it every play.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
So I was listening to the Dominique Foxworth show driving in, and they came up with an idea.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I think you're going to love this idea that Bill Barnwell put out there. Okay. All right. So Charlie Kravitz said, is it time for the Bills to just shake things up with McDermott? Do they do something? Do they shake things up? You've got to do something different. Yeah. And then they were going back and forth. Well, let's shake them all. Like, what's the plan? Do you have a coach in mind?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Like, what's the point of shaking things up? And then Bill Barnwell had the best idea.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You bring in Spags. It's a good idea, though. And you bring in the guy that has prevented you from getting to the Super Bowl so many times. And secretly.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Secret assassin there for the Chiefs. You take him away from your competitor. You bring him in on your own side.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Then next year, next year. Why didn't you guys do this?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You know who draws up or dials up the Blitz or who's getting the Blitz dialed up against them? Patrick Mahomes, not Josh Allen. Wow. He knows all the weaknesses. Dude, I don't know how we've gotten so far. how Dalton Kincaid dropped that pass. That's my loser.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I thought you were saying Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. I'm like, okay.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Still? Yeah. Not for long.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
His son, my big winner. Sorry, Joe Shane. It's all right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Oh. Another loser. I have another loser, too.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Well, I mean, they also traded the pick that landed the Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I didn't know that. They've just handed the Chiefs this dynasty. It's insane.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I'm sad, but I'm excited. Well, why are you sad? Because you love football so much, we only have one game left? Yeah, I mean, we only have two weeks left, and then what do we have to do, pretend to care about basketball? Like, geez, this is just the time of the year.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Unplug the phone. Just unplug it, rip it out of the wall. Like, no. We are not giving you more players.
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I think last year they may have done that. I think last year they may have done that. Like, guys, let's just see. It's almost like they're crank calling the Bills. Like, let's see if they do it. They'll never say yes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Yeah, then they say yes, and they're like, oh, my God, they did it again. Who do we take here?
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All right, I'm going to vote no on that one.
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No matter who his quarterback is, he's still not here. They went further in the playoffs than he did.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Well, there you go. See if there's contractions and agains then.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
No, he's not going to restructure. Mahomes should restructure to make more money because now he's probably like the 10th highest paid quarterback and it's crazy. At the time, it was like, oh my gosh, 10 years, $450 million. This is insane and now he's a bargain.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Mahomes' holdout would be great.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I almost want to see that more. Can I tell you why he's not going to hold out before this Super Bowl? He's got like a three-week-old at home. That guy is doing anything. He's volunteering to go to the Pro Bowl. He's like, I'll do anything, anything to get away from a crying three-week-old. Do we have any games overseas? I'll be an ambassador. I'm there. Let's go tour Europe and something.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I'll be a goodwill ambassador to take the game over there or whatever. I have another loser. Do you? The Saints. No one wants to coach them. I won last loser even though we ran out of music. Do you want to know my loser? I do. It's me again. You know why? Why? I took the commanders in our weekly fantasy contest for defense.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
There's something interesting that's happening here. Yeah. And it's we're talking so much more football off air in the breaks than we have been on air, which is an odd choice by us. Like we were just breaking down play calls by McDermott. We were talking about Zach Ertz. Yeah. And then and look. My fault. I brought up jury duty. That was on me. That's okay.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I've derailed us from some of these situations, but we've been doing so much more actual football talk off air than we have been during the show.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Well, no, because he's like, oh, I wish that I could restart. I played my whole career with Jaden Daniels. I'm so old. Buddy, you're 34, okay? Like, enough. Wah, wah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Oh, my God. What a horrible life you have. You get to retire at 34 years old and you never have to work a day in your life again. Oh, I feel so my heart cries for you. And you won a Super Bowl. Must be so difficult. Right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I was not criticizing him.
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I did not criticize Zach Ertz.
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16 targets. I mean, come on.
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Zach Ertz, professional athlete. His wife's a professional athlete. His kids will be professional athletes. Professional athleticism is not out of your life, Zach Ertz. Just wait like 10 years. Your kids will be all professional athletes also.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I'm not mad at Zach Ertz. I love the Ertz's.
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He's had a charmed life, Zachary. Yeah. 16 targets. I mean, would it kill us to get Terry McClure in the ball once or twice? Jeez Louise.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
I mean, some would say maybe we're here. We compliment Jaden Daniels. I'm sure he was saying that in person too. Jaden's like, oh, you know what? I like this, Zach Ertz. I got to get him the ball more. And boom, you lose by 32 points. To be fair. All you're doing is targeting Zach Ertz all day long, making sure he eats. Make sure he goes out on top.
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He's the one that has the ball.
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That's all. No one said that. Right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
That's what I heard. Got to put on some LBs this offseason. Jaden needs to put on some weight.
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On my phone. I didn't say any of that. This is one of those things. You did say it. And now you make Zach Ertz an enemy of mine, and then we're walking around.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Jack Link is in jerky. Exactly right. He's going to be there with a big subway team. Intelligence level.
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Zach Ertz isn't a subway athlete. Oh, Billy.
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Reserve for Josh Allen? A-listers. Respectfully to the Ertz's. If Subway is bringing around Zach Ertz, it's an off year. Respectfully.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
So I was thinking about that and I was conflicted because while I'm watching the game, I was like, well, if he wins, we're not going to see him Super Bowl week. Oh, no way. We have a better chance of seeing him now. We have a better chance of seeing him now.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
And also, and this is where I think we might run into him, is unless things have changed, I was told that we're covering the red carpet of the NFL Honors, so we'll be on the red carpet interviewing the players as they go by. Okay. So he's nominated for MVP. If he had the Super Bowl, he may not attend that event. I mean, he may, but he may not attend the event if he had the Super Bowl in two days.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Now... If he's going to win the MVP, he's going to be at that event.
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So he'll walk that red carpet, maybe run into him there if we can't get him through somewhere else.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
You think that he likes the money that comes along with not making it to the Super Bowl?
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When you make $50 million a year and someone's like, I'll give you $10,000 to walk around and talk about subs for two hours. You think he's doing that for $10,000? Well, whatever the number is.
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You think it's like $100,000? What do you think it is? I would say it's more than $100,000 for Josh Allen.
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We just had the team. We ironed this out.
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I'm not saying it's that obviously that's crazy money, but I'm saying if you're him and you just have like a, you know, very disappointing end to your season and you know that everyone's going to ask you about it. Right. Do you want to take that money for that exchange?
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Can't even get Mikey to go to the Super Bowl. Can't even get Mikey to go to the Super Bowl. Jeez.
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It's not every. It's like eight in the span of like two hours and they're like handpicked.
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What do you think Stephen A did it for? Because he came up with this for Subway two years ago.
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Same client. They did not pay $500,000. A-lister, right? He's, I mean, yeah. Yeah, more than Ertz. Steven's A-lister.
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His words, not mine. I didn't say that, Zach Ertz. I think Steven A is less than Josh Allen. Well, duh.
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It's Stephen A. You got to ask, if you do Josh for something, you got to ask how much they pay you to do this. I'll give you a dollar if you do that. One dollar.
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What are you talking about?
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A dollar is all I can afford.
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You don't even remember how much it was.
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Yeah, I think it was like $140 or something, $180.
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How much do they pay you to do this? It's such an awkward question.
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Well, no, because now I know what you're going to do is you're going to say, Billy wants me to ask you how much you're getting paid to do this. Because that's your move.
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I'm not paying you anything.
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I'm not doing that. Taequann Barkley. Good. Negotiating master right there.
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When we come back, we're going to rank where Jalen Hurts would fit all time as a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
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Well, no, I was just saying we'd try to figure out where he would go on the all-time list of Super Bowl winners as a quarterback.
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I didn't say that. I just said we'll figure it out. I'm trying to lead a segment here. There's only been 59 Super Bowls won. Obviously, there's quarterbacks that have won multiple. I'm just saying maybe we figure out where he would
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land on that list i didn't say bad you said i i didn't say bad okay you said bad right not me oh i say bad i didn't say dilfer i didn't say brad johnson right i didn't say mark rippin i didn't say haas was great i mean he really was i didn't say i didn't say plunkett i didn't say anything you didn't say any of those guys none of those right i didn't know right i didn't the second peyton manning
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I didn't say anything. I just said that we'll figure out where he would rank on the list. That's all. And where do you think?
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Still tabulating. Are you?
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Yeah, because it's all tush-push cheating. It's not real. The tush-push is not a real touchdown.
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Oh, my God. I thought we were going to kill it in the offseason last year.
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I have a stat for you. Okay, go ahead. God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game day. Please take responsibility. The Smirnoff company, New York, New York.
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Well, that's because Frankie Lou would decide I'm just going to jump over everyone all day long.
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you know and then the guy goes we're gonna award a score that's crazy so you're just gonna give them a touchdown oh my god we could well the way that they usually do that for the chiefs we advise we could do this if we want to we could do it look we're amongst friends right yeah stugatz mikey a fuentes audience we're amongst friends let's not we can't this is just can i trust you guys for this question here
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maybe okay well then forget it you can move on to the next i'm joking you can always trust me for this question can i trust you guys for this question and it can't be repeated and can't get back to anyone sure we all agree to these conditions yes yes okay yes kind of in the off season we said oh is the twitch fish gonna work without jason kelsey like yeah hall of famer greatest center of all time it only works because of jason kelsey and uh nope
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Yeah, he's going to do that whole thing just to get the access. You know what I mean? Like he was there one-on-one with Nick Sirianni like right before the game. He's going to be in there like, Yeah, I'm rooting for you guys. Go Philadelphia, whatever. He's going to expect a ring, I think.
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It's just, it's wordy. That's a great stat. Here's the thing. Your, your stack game, I think works better as graphics.
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Yeah. Yeah. If he was a man of principle, he wouldn't be in that booth. You're right. With his own family. Right. He would say, no family. Journalistic integrity.
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I can't be compromised. Not you. This is where I draw the line.
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Like how we do half sacks?
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How did we feel about Will Shipley yesterday? What about him? We felt good for him, right? I didn't feel anything for him. Really? Why? Why would I? He had a nice 57-yard run. Poor guy. He just couldn't outrun the defenders, but then they made sure to give him that touchdown anyways. Right.
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You did it yesterday? I did. Wow. Look at you.
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Yeah. You don't want to miss by one. You're like, I hope it all falls apart, and I was just not close at all.
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You guys will be shocked to find out I got yet another text from Kay Funk about a parlay that he won yesterday. All he does is win off the show. As always telling me about all the ones that he's won, not any of the ones that he's lost.
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We're still up for debate.
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That is very true. That is very true.
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Sorry. That's fine. Why would you apologize for that?
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What are you apologizing for?
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You have to. They seem to have Josh Allen shook kind of early when he almost threw back-to-back interceptions. Both were dropped. But first drive, he almost threw two interceptions.
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And then when they were there at the goal line, I think it was a two-point conversion, he did like a weird toss backwards. It seemed like old Josh was making –
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A reappearance yesterday. And, by the way, he got lucky that, like, it didn't happen. He didn't need to. He was still in that game, but, like, almost threw away the game a couple times because it felt like, you know, like the ghosts we talk about sometimes. Yeah. And, like, people were talking about the ghosts and, you know, the Celtics. Sam Darnold season. Yeah. Yeah. The ghost of Sam Darnold.
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It felt like maybe early on, Josh was seeing those ghosts, and he was like, oh, no, I can't let this happen again, and almost put himself in a worse position trying to get out of that.
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Do you? Yeah. Where's he going?
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Do you want to know the parlay that Kay Funk won that he sent me? Oh, Jesus. It was one rushing touchdown in each quarter of both games. Hmm.
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It hit. Well, no. Well, he did it too, apparently.
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That's possible. It's very possible also.
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That's probably what he did. Now that you mention it. He probably didn't have this winning bet. He stole someone else's winning bet. Yeah.
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Well, his team needs a quarterback. Yeah, he might as well go back. There you go. Oh, man.
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Does he have a year left?
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I saw that 80 for Brady, I think, is either on Netflix or coming to Netflix real soon, and I had no interest in watching it. I think I might on Netflix. Not to pay for, but 80 for Brady, I think I might watch it on Netflix.
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No. I felt so bad for him.
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I really did. Not even a little bit.
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Figure it out. You mentioned Michael Jordan. I saw this stat. Here's a stat for you to react to. This is courtesy of at sick highlights on Instagram. This is a comparison between Josh Allen and Michael Jordan. This is 2024 Josh Allen, 1991 Michael Jordan. Season number seven for both of them. Right. Franchise title zero for both of them. Opponent for Josh Allen, the Chiefs.
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Opponent for Michael Jordan, the Pistons. Playoff record versus the opponent, 0-4 for Josh, 0-3 for Michael Jordan. Opponent seeking a three-peat, yes and yes. So 2024 Josh Allen and 1991 Michael Jordan. were facing very similar circumstances and had the same result.
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Then Michael Jordan obviously goes on to win six championships, retired in the middle to go play baseball, maybe a suspension secretly. We don't know what was going on there. So there's still time for old Josh. The problem is the Chiefs. And the Chiefs did that thing. The Chiefs' Chief.
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This is a comparison. I mean, it's an Instagram thing. It's a good stat, though.
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Well, anywho. The Chiefs did kind of what the Chiefs have been doing the past two seasons, which is playing possum the entire regular season. And then they turn it on when they need to.
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100% chiefed at the right time.
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We haven't really seen Kansas City possums. I mean, how do you guys feel about possum versus opossum? Because it's opossum, right? But everyone says possum. I like possum. I do too. Let's keep the O silent. We don't need that.
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It's extra. I don't need. Billy Opossum. There you go. Billy Opossum. Dude, that sounds like a pub that I would love to go to. Billy Opossums. Hey, where you at?
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Travis Kelsey. Wait, so hold on. Hold on.
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Well, he had the Pistons.
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Yes. You know what's crazy is we would say before this, it's impossible for Patrick Mahomes to catch Tom Brady. And now I ask, is it?
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That's what I'm saying. Before, it seemed impossible he could get to seven. But, I mean, he's at 29. He's going to be halfway there if he wins.
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No, I'm asking if that's an actual thing that you're saying.
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It depends. Mahomes will have the three-peat. Yeah. If Mahomes is the three-peat.
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You'd rather be Eli Manning.
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You'd rather be Eli Manning than Patrick Mahomes.
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Would you rather be Eli Manning or Patrick Mahomes?
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Okay, then. Story's over because Eli did it twice to Brady.
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But Brady never did three in a row.
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Mikey called it the other day.
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I love it. He's going to tear that town apart. You think if Pete's like – Oh, Mikey's so right.
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I mean – Do you think Pete, like in his interview process, is like, Tom, you owe me one. Remember the Super Bowl? Yeah. You owe me one. Yeah.
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It was nice while it lasted. That ended very poorly for them.
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Against all odds. Look at him.
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It is. He's going to be the toast of the town in Philadelphia. They're going to fall in love with him again.
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They don't deserve Nick Sirianni.
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Why does Big Dom need a headset on the sideline? I don't know. I saw him in the mix again yesterday. He was there making sure that scuffles wouldn't break out doing Big Dom things. And he's wearing a headset as though he's a coach on the sideline hearing everything that's going on. Seems unnecessary for the head of security to have that.
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Just so that it looks like he is. I do like that as maybe being what's going on there.
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You don't think he's ever going to get back to the NFC Championship?
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You know who I'm worried about is the Lions. Why are you saying it like this? Because you're worried? I'm a little worried about the Lions. So the Lions, you know, obviously they were very close to the Super Bowl last year. They didn't make it to the NFC Championship game this year. Last year. Last year, Dan Campbell was crying and said, you may never get back here. This year, he didn't get back.
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He was crying again, but he didn't get back there. That's his go-to move is crying. Now he's lost his OC and his DC. I wonder what the Lions are going to look like next year. Are you saying the window closed?
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I'm not saying that. It's just the wind's kind of pushing it down, I think, you know? Yeah. It's one of those windows that you need, like, a stick to hold it up because, like, whatever the mechanisms that hold it up are a little creaky on the side, so it just slides down. And this one's begging to be shut. Yes. And that stick is missing, and it's sliding down very slowly here.
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I don't know why we're talking about the Lions today after the championship game yesterday.
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Well, I mean, after seeing the Eagles, I wonder if Detroit would have hung with them. They looked really good yesterday. They are really good. I mean, obviously they won the turnover battle, which was a big part in it. It was a fairly close game, except Washington kept fumbling the ball. Poor Austin Eckler. Oh, I felt so bad for him.
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Luckily, I would say, luckily for Austin, his fumble was somewhat inconsequential. It wasn't when, you know, it was like a tight game. It was a two-score game, though.
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That two-point conversion that they threw to him had absolutely no chance of succeeding. It was a little play-action pass over to him off to the side at like the seven-yard line. No chance for success.
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I mean, I think it was the only look that he had, and he went in through to him, and he knew right away. And there's nothing Austin could have done in that play.
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I think that's one of the many reasons why a lot of fans are turning to women's college basketball, because you have more continuity year to year and you know who the stars are. You can watch someone like Caitlin Clark or Juju Watkins play two, three, four years for the same school.
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And you can watch someone like Hannah Hidalgo go from a freshman averaging 18 points a game or whatever to a sophomore averaging 24 points a game. And then you know she's going to be back next year, hopefully with the same team.
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I'll remember this. Not in the office. Don't worry.
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You probably didn't. You just thought it was Tony. Okay, yes. They're just the same person.
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You want a behind-the-scenes story, Dan? Yes. So we're doing this March Sadness tournament that's going on, and the fans love it. It's great, by the way. So we're doing March Sadness, and one of the video submissions was a new character, but the file got corrupted before this person could make it into March Sadness.
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So I don't know if you're aware, but we have this character, Zazu, called Misogynistic Bane. who makes appearances from time to time. And we had a fan who created a character that was feminist Darth Vader. And it was an incredible character where Darth Vader would come out and be praising Caitlin Clark. And then when we tried to submit it and put it into the system, the file got corrupted.
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And then it couldn't be tracked down. So if you're out there, feminist Darth Vader, feel free to reach out and send us more videos. Or if there's a lot of fake feminist Darth Vader's out there who now want to run with this idea, I have no way of knowing which one the real one of you was.
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So feel free to send in all of your feminist Darth Vader videos and we'll be sure to try to include them in the show moving forward.
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Well, so this is what we can do. So we've been putting out some of the competitions against each other. And we have two of the competitions that were going against each other, two of the games that fans could vote on to see which fan moves on to the next round. So the first round, it was tell us why... you should watch a game with Dan or tell us why you're the biggest fan of the show.
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There was some confusion there. Then the next one was tell us some of your favorite show moments. And then the fans go on and they vote for who it is that they want to advance. So here are two of the matchups that we have. We're down to our sweet 16 now. Things are getting serious. This Thursday and Friday, we're going to have our sweet 16 matchups. And then Saturday and Sunday is our elite eight.
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Things are winding down very quickly here. And one of the things that we've found in the past was, when we would have looks like, which fans didn't really like that tournament, but when we had the looks like tournament or we'd have some of the other tournaments, it would be the same thing over and over again.
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So there was a fatigue and you kind of knew the number one seed, you know exactly what you're going to get every time it gets played. It's the same thing. In this tournament, they're submitting new videos with new prompts every single round. So you could very easily have an off round and the number one seed gets bounced.
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In fact, I don't want to spoil anything for those of you who are catching up on March Sadness on Twitter or whatever, who are going back and watching them and following along, not in real time. We all know. Wednesday is Spoiler Wednesday. On Wednesday, Zaslow, you don't know this. Unfortunately, you won't be here this Wednesday. Wednesday is Spoiler Wednesday.
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That's the day we can talk about the Sunday shows. So I'm not going to spoil what happened to Mark Sanderson over the weekend.
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Spoiler Wednesday. Well, the wild thing is we come and we spoil shows, but they've had four days to watch a show at that point in time. The point being, some of the heavyweights that we thought were going to go far in the first round... Had a dud of a second round and have been bounced. And I need to check my scorecard.
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I believe there's only one number one seed left in this tournament at this point in time.
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All right, so here's two of our matchups. We're going to head over to Region 4 for one of our matchups.
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Well, I have a conundrum that I found myself in. Was the first one Jeremy? The first one actually did a Jeremy cover on the first round, and he did the Pink Pony Club, and he was dressed as a unicorn, and he won in advance. And this round, spoiler alert, Brad the Bard was eliminated. Brandon, threatening Cody, has moved on.
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Now, here's kind of something that we might have been worried about, and if I'm going to be truthful, in our selection committee, which is me and Coogler, we went through the videos, and there were certain people that we said... There might be a red flag here. This might potentially be something that Frankie's going to have to intervene on.
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Brandon now has advanced in Brad the Bard. And Brandon apparently made some sort of bet with Greg Cody in Las Vegas when we were there at the Super Bowl. And his first video... He was saying he's found a workaround where if he wins this tournament, he comes down to Miami and he intends to collect on this bet with Greg Cody.
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And truth be told, I think it was a 16 seed, so I thought, Brandon's not going to move on. Like, it's fine. And then Brandon moved on and upset a number one seed. And now Brandon, as a 16 seed, has now eliminated a number eight seed. And apparently these threats to Greg Cody are a thread that are going to continue throughout these rounds.
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So I'm now starting to wonder what this bet was, because I have absolutely no frame of reference why it is that he keeps lightly threatening Greg Cody. And if we will be responsible if he actually wins and comes through to deliver on said threat of making Greg pay off this bet.
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No, and he's on a cruise now. So, I mean, we may find a situation where he's in the Final Four and we don't know if we're going to be flying a crazy person down to maybe beat up Greg. And I know you would hate that, Zaslow.
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Well... We'll worry about Brandon and his threatening of Greg Cody if we need to next round or the round after that.
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Dan's fine, though. It's safe the first round. We'll be safe the first round. And he doesn't have a bone to pick with Dan. It's really Greg he has a problem with. So we're fine. We're fine. If you want, we can preview another matchup of Region 4. Now, this is one of those situations where No. 5 Alvaro was very strong in the first round. And I thought Alvaro might go on a deep run.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
And then Brandon, number 13, who in the first round told us about his dead dad. Round two told us about his potentially dead dog. And he may have sprung an upset here. Here's the matchup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
You would have liked his first round submission, I think. It was poetry.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, we have to decide pretty soon because the real tournament's halfway over.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, good news. We have a tournament that isn't that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I lied. They hate this tournament.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I wanted to make you feel better about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I'm worried about your feelings. I don't want you to feel, you know. So if I have to come out here and fib a little bit and tell you, yeah, it's universally approved, that's what I'll tell you.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, I have a spoiler alert for them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Well, look, at some point if we tell the story of how this happened, that was not supposed to be the prize. That's a whole other thing. But I don't know if they're aware of this. The Looks Like Tournament was completely outsourced to the fans. They came up with all of those. We weren't writing those. It was always outsourced to the fans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
And if they think that watching hundreds of terrible videos is a lot easier than just reading Jim Laranega looks like he works at IHOP, That's not exactly how it works.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Sounds like Zazz a little bit. Is Wilheim two names?
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Billy, what do you mean? That's more of a song. It's a little long.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Yeah, these are different categories. Sound effects and songs are different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Like the Titanic song. Is that a sound or a song? My heart will go on. That's a song. No, that's a legitimate song. Number two.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I mean, Rosa Parks had a color barrier, too.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
I thought the transition was going to be Jeremy singing a song about color barriers.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
No. He seems to have a song for everything. He's an ally, though.
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Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
The crazy thing about this is the story was not about the removal of the article, right? It quickly just became a story about Mina- During FaceTime on Around the Horn. And that's what the debate became about. The outrage wasn't even about the action. It was about the reacting to the action.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: A Bracket of Iconic Sounds
Yeah, it was like, you guys are getting mad about the wrong thing here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
It's also really cool being an NBA player.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Yeah, but he's an 18-year-old. It's not like he's finishing up his fourth year and he's choosing to leave a year early. He was a mercenary and he went to Duke and he's going to turn it down to go to frat parties? His dream is to go to the NBA, not hang out with the Duke boys.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That's what I was going to say. I mean, Zion escaped it. That shoe thing could have been a disaster for Zion. Why would you risk getting injured in college for $4 million in NIL money when you can get a $12 million guaranteed base salary?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Did you get the Disney passes? Of course. Oh, I missed that. We have to talk later.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Duke was a business trip for Cooper Flagg. It wasn't like fun college time. I mean, that's awfully absolute. It's a stop on his journey. His goal wasn't to go to Duke and attend there for four years.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't think Duke is fun, if I'm going to be honest with you. Probably not. Give me a list of places to go. Duke's not on it. Well, I mean, that's not the definition.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Guys, next year, the NBA draft lottery is going to be won by a bad team also. What's the confusion here? He's not going to be drafted by the Lakers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
5% chance. 6% chance. Could have had Wimbanyama. You can't do that. Culture prohibits that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
That is correct. And Dirty Grandpa. Oh, right. Dirty Grandpa. Do you think Robert De Niro would do an extra year at Stella Adler's studio of acting?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I think he's cashing checks at this point, if we're being honest. Is he not? I mean, come on. He's 81.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
What are you laughing about, Billy? I mean, he's right. He's not thinking about Baylor at that moment.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Thank you.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
I don't know if you've even noticed this. Fans on YouTube can notice it. While she's doing new spots, the logo in the corner changes. She talks about game time. There's a game time logo. There's a Priceline logo. There's a Jimmy Johnson logo. It's incredible.
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The Big Suey: Give Me That Plain Stick (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Drafts are still amongst bad teams next year.
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Santa's got to be over 6 feet.
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He has to be small to get into chimneys. No, but he can contort his body in a different way. That's a whole different story. I'm saying Danny is 5'5".
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Also, he can't be 5'5 because then it feels like the elves would kind of rebel if they saw Santa as a little bit taller than them. They'd be like, hey, wait a second. You're not telling us what to do.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
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Come on, because I don't like that. We get this once a year, okay? We have this incredible tournament where there's basketball everywhere and there's hoops everywhere. And I got my wife being like, are you really going to watch college basketball? I'm like, yeah, babe, it's March. That's what I do in March. We watch college hoops. And yeah, there hasn't been a ton of upsets.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
There hasn't been a ton of buzzer beaters. There have been a ton of the secret sauce, though.
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Where is he? He's been missing more than Stugatz.
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It's almost like college kickers. Like, where do the NFL kickers come from? Because every college kicker I see sucks. Terrible. Terrible.
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Get some guy that can shoot three. The secret sauce, you know, every coach knows going into March, I need one guy who's white who can shoot.
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I know. I'm going to explain it to you. I think you're going to agree with me, which is why you can't be a shipping container member, right? You sit on that side of the glass. We sit on this side of the glass.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
It's a class system. It's a motion for you. You don't sit here and do your show here. You sit there and do your show there. So there's kind of a separation between us.
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Amin is a Shippy Container member. That's the difference. Also, I'm above Amin, you're saying?
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Do you trust me? i do i do have a story about zazz i've never mentioned on air ever this is this is actually a really good story this is fun now it's exciting okay so i used to work at 790s as a promotion uh assistant right you did yeah this is this does not reflect well on me well he was employed he was employed as a promotion assistant the working is
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We went to, like, a car dealership, and I would have to spin the wheel and, you know, all that stuff. A hustler. Come on, Dan, you know me. The beginnings of the Kaladiut hustle. Exactly right. Passed down from your father. All of a sudden, we're coming back from, I don't know, tropical Chevrolet somewhere far away, right? We get there. It's nighttime. It's a heat game.
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And in the studio, I peek through. There used to be, in the 790 studio, there was a window like this big through the door. It was like a submarine door. And I looked in, and they were on break, and it was Zaslo and Tommy Tide. And I was like, oh my God. Looking like radio. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
Well, yeah, but I wanted to look into where the studio was. So I was there, and then I kind of poked my head in, And at the same time, Zazz is trying to throw a paper away. So he's shooting like a garbage jump shot where I'm opening the door. So as I open the door, the garbage flings at me. It misses me. You made the shot, by the way. Made it.
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And I'm like, hey, Zazz, hey, Tommy, just big fan, whatever. Didn't say anything.
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Local Hour: Everybody's Got a Podcast
You had the headphones on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Race for your life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
As an in-game broadcaster, I can tell you there's a certain level of professionalism that you have to compose yourself with in said position. You know what I mean? I would never say the F word during a live broadcast. But, you know, here rules are a little loosey-goosey, and we're on the DKN podcast, and we just throw around some curses on the Mac, et cetera, et cetera.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Raise hell, praise Dale. Right, Coach?
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Not on a broadcast, though.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I said hell, and that was a curse. Like, come on, hell? Get the hell out of here with that. Hell was a curse, and they dumped me. That was crazy behavior. I try, when I get in broadcaster mode, to change my entire lifestyle and not curse at any aspect of my life.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
He was electric. I thought Rick Barnes was good. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I ordered the summer 49.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Yeah, that was great. Need a little David Baker, if we're going to be honest with you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Little dash of David Baker. Yeah, big guy.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I just found a photo of him where a construction helmet doesn't fit his head, which I'm going to send over to you so you can see.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Yeah.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I know the record. Tony knows the record. But what record are we talking about? Wayne Gretzky's goal scoring record.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Saturday, Friday.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
I think that about SportsBank sometimes, to be honest with you. I look around at who was on SportsBank with us back in the day. Stu Gatz, Goldie, Amber. We had a who's who. Bryant McFadden was on there. Joy was on there. We had everybody on the show. Brie Beauty. Oh, yeah, Brie Beauty was on there performing.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
She was obviously one of Brian McKinney's artists, but they had a falling out, and I don't think he represented her anymore on the musical front. She performed our only performance on the Saturday morning sports show.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Hold on a second. What am I supposed to do in a situation? Because I was in a control room. And by the time I'm called over to come in from said control room to have a conversation, this conversation has clearly been had multiple times. And the decision was made like, so Billy, Bree's going to perform for us at the end of the show. I think it's going to be awesome. And I was like, uh... OK.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Yeah, Billy, we have an extra chair.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
No, because they had these conversations off mic in the studio. So I wasn't there to kind of handle the situation. Yeah, but I was in the control room. Imagine it's like saying Lewis can control what we're doing here.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Exactly. Thank you. How do you say no to that guy? That wasn't even my favorite Bryant McKinney story from Sports Bang Off Air. My favorite one was during Bullygate. We had him in studio. And we're like, so, Bryant, they found your guy's journal. And they've released photos of the journal. He's like, they found that? And then just started laughing.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
And I was like, okay, guess we're not going to cover this. Seriously. Moving on. Not journalism at its highest standard. Well, I mean, it was Saturday morning. We were the lead into it. Exactly right. Our demo, by the way, when I would look at the ratings, dude, we killed it in women 60 plus. Like, killed it. That was our demo.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
That's a long one.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
You were.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
We have you down as a three. Yeah. Okay. Mike was on it. Mike hosted a couple times, I think. Twice, maybe.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Coca-Cola.
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Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)
Thank you for... Is that Belkis Nere of Deco Drive? I felt bad for Dan because I heard her intro him as, he's the sports guy. And I was like, oh, Belkis. You can hear Dan's sweat in that video.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Is this just a normal thing amongst all of you, disliking each other, but also saying you respect each other? Or are you the one that has a problem with everyone?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I don't think there's a person that's turned down $200 million for the Yankees over facial hair yet.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
What if he's got two $200 million offers?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just asking the situation, because I think...
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Brian Wilson and David Price both voiced concerns about the facial hair policy and not going to the Yankees now. There you go. Probably dodged a bullet with not signing Brian Wilson long-term, right? That was a fun flash in the pan. I mean, what do you give that guy? And then all of a sudden it's like, okay, well, now we're stuck with him for a while.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
No, I'm wondering if they would say the same thing about you and this is just kind of how you guys hang out. You know what I mean?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Did you see Hal? Hal, by the way, mentions shaking things up. He also announced no more New York, New York after losses. Now, Yankees lose. That's life. You got to earn.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
That's life. You're not going to play New York, New York for losers. You play that's life. Good decision. I agree. Exactly right.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
What else is he doing on the burden of growing up a Steinberg? Yeah, I'm sure Hal really wanted to earn his pinstripes and become president of the Yankees on his own without help from daddy's last name.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
We have a couple clips from FIU Baseball, and if you like it, I'm going to be doing another game on Friday evening. You can check it out, ESPN+. That's where we're going to do it. This is me, kind of. So they had FIU Baseball starters, career high, with nine strikeouts. And we got off to a bit of a slow start. It's early in the season. Players are on somewhat of a pitch count.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
So I felt pretty confident in the assessment I was about to give you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
We were in the second inning when I said I don't think we're going to get to nine because, you know, we're already close to 40 pitches. And I think there's more of a buildup to that, but it's fine. Yeah, you know, second inning, four strikeouts. I said nine is going to be impossible, but no, it wasn't.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
IRL wasn't entirely discussed. They just said, would you like to call some games? And I said yes, so I assume it was for my expertise, not for silliness like what you're about to hear.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I don't, I mean.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Here I am thinking you were going to say a music.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Music or painting?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
This one's music. I'm going to say Bad Bunny, yeah. It is Bad Bunny. Let's go.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Don't like each other? Is that what you gathered from that? Hold on. This is constructive criticism because I haven't received this yet. When I left, they said that was a lot of fun. And I said, okay, see you Friday. So you think they didn't like me? Because I thought, look, there's the play-by-play guy.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
They brought in a former FIU baseball player to kind of give you the ins and the outs, the nuts and bolts, if you will. So I said, well, where do I fit? So I would go through. I would watch the videos of Media Day. I'd read the media guide to get facts about all the players. And then I'd find things like this person's favorite artist is Picasso.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Maybe this is a helpful fact I can throw in there in the middle of the fourth But they don't trust you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I will say this, and I don't know if I should give you all of this information beforehand, but I made sure to call Zach, the lead play-by-play guy, two days before and introduce myself, because I had never met either of the broadcasters before. So I called and I said, let me introduce myself to Zach in particular. Was he aware of your work or no? Well, he's a young up-and-comer.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
So he knows you're an evil cat. But I said, let's have a nice get-to-know-you session on the phone beforehand so that we're not surprised by the way this may end up going, which I thought was a nice gesture on my part, if I'm going to be perfectly honest.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
He's from Syracuse. This is a real deal broadcasting. New house.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Not warn, just kind of a get-to-know-you session. You know what I mean? Because it's awkward if you just go on the air first time you meet someone, which is basically what happened. So I wanted to have a call before.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I spent like two hours reading a media guide and watching videos of media, David. I didn't take it seriously. No, you're very well. Mike caught me in the middle of a Zoom with the opposing Delaware's baseball coach on Tuesday in the middle of the show.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
And I'm like, Delaware baseball coach is here. I need to know what's going on with the Blue Ducks. Hens. The Blue Hens. Well, they're gone. I don't need to worry about them anymore. On to Mary Mac. Wow.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
You were interviewing P.K. Subban. You guys are ranking the hottest black men. I thought I was fine at the time to hear what the Delaware baseball coach had to say. It went beyond the Subban interview. It went a little longer than I thought, I'm going to be honest with you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
You know what I mean? We had to talk about the players. You don't turn down that chance. Exactly right. When you get a chance to interview the Delaware Blue Hands manager, you do it. How many times have you guys done that? I have not.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Good squad. So what you're telling me, if I'm to understand correctly, is that me going on there, and me doing research beforehand, where I get fun facts about the different players in a clip that maybe we'll play here. Possibly, Chris Cody, maybe we'll play here.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
What you're saying to me is that if I'm there and I'm doing the research where I find out the biggest fears of the baseball players and I'm sharing that in like the fifth inning of the seventh game of the season, that this is a problem of sorts and this is a bit and not me doing my job?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Because the media guide says dark or huge birds.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I was, you know, taking my time with Coach Mamula. Hear what he had to say about the blue hens and, you know, we learned some things.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
There was a bit of slurping in there, yes. Well, it's a TV broadcast, so, you know, it's primarily visual.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Um... A little bit of all of it. It's difficult to build a rapport with people that you haven't worked with before. So hopefully the next one goes a little better than the last one. And that's just the goal. Just keep it moving. Keep it talking baseball. Keep it about the players and the game. And that's it. Billy, I have some advice for you.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
I don't know what he wanted a shoot for. He wasn't on camera, so going in a suit is just... I don't care what he came in. Yeah. What is this business that we're doing now? I can't believe Tony took you out with Solana.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
You're not going to turn this broadcast team against each other. I'm going to tell you that right now. There may be a number of us, but we're strong. We're Panther strong, and we're not going to be broken apart by the likes of you who went to the school and was running around with a UM whatever.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Bank. That's good form. By the way, for clarification, this was at Bucknell because he, I believe, had a meeting or a speaking engagement there. This isn't even the basketball team that he owns. He was randomly at Bucknell and he was taking shots on behalf of scholarships for a student.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Dwayne Wade, duh.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Yeah, like if we raised someone and all their playing was in high school and then they did all of their winning elsewhere, who cares?
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Greg, what do you think the perception of you is amongst the writers? Because you seem to not have a very favorable one of many of the writers. And I'm wondering if this is just like a writer thing or if it's like a uniquely you thing, like you have problems with the Furmans, the Hydes of the world.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
South Florida. What was that sound, Billy? Well, I mean, I'm still trying to figure out the rules. If they didn't play here professionally, then is that part of it or is it not part of it? Jose Canseco never played here.
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The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
What if you live here on your spare time? No. While you're doing the winning elsewhere, like the Williams sisters.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Mike Lowell vs. Gary Ferman Race For Charity
Levitard colon Mike Lowell doesn't matter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: In The Information Game
There have been some bad days for your wife, huh?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: In The Information Game
Let's not forget about my report that we're still waiting to see if the Bengals and Dolphins play in Spain. Because that's what my sources are saying. Once the schedule comes out, I might be one for one.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
I mean, I guess Brady was a backup. Aaron Rodgers, backup quarterback?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: In The Information Game
How would it not be Brady by your math?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: In The Information Game
That makes him more of a backup. Your argument that Steve Young was this big prospect, that makes him less of a backup.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
And my own cut lines? Yes. Honestly, though, the fact that it was just someone's job to only do headlines, that probably could have always been.
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Local Hour: In The Information Game
He nailed it, though. The definition, according to Urban Dictionary, someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything. All right.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
And you and the cats are married together in this relationship because of Valerie. But in reality, you guys are all in this together and you're a cat family. Whether you wanted it or not, this is where we are. So I feel like maybe the way that we overcome this is that you have some you time with the cats and then you guys can strengthen and form your own bonds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I'm trying to help here. Not helpful. You have to want to open up if we want to move on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Is your cat's name Gray Bag of Dust? I'm starting to piece together what's going on here. You call one the orange one, and then you call the other one the old gray lady and the gray bag of vacuum dust.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I understand the gray bag of vacuum dust, if I followed correctly earlier. I think what's going on here is you're refusing to give them names. It's very simple. You have a male orange cat, Garfield. Garfield. You have a gray, you know, old cat. We'll figure out a name for that one. But, like, if you give them names and you make them feel more than, then that improves the relationship.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I thought it would be a little easier. Footfoot's a good name. Don't feel bad about that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Don Levitard. We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right, you're right, you're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
You need an Ian in your life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Defense wins championships, baby. That's show business.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Anyway, so the bag of vacuum dust.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
This sounds unhealthy.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Let me see your cat's vagina.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
You throw something at him just to get him riled up. You know what I mean? Like you say something, I know this is something that Stephen A is going to really not like. And you say that just to see if you can get him going.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Yeah, of course. Why not?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Ah, we've been flying high together. You know what they say? Ducks fly together. And we have been hot when we have been picking the Ducks 4-0, I believe, this season on Ducks games. It's always a one-and-a-half goal spread there. And the Ducks aren't always winning, but they're always covering. But, friends, I hate to disappoint you. Tonight, I'm not taking the Ducks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Wait, the driver of the day isn't the winner of the race?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
The Ducks aren't playing tonight. Instead, I'm going to switch things up a bit. Guys, I don't know if you heard. MLB starts tomorrow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
These are games that everybody marks down on their calendar. They say, I can't wait for these games. The season's officially starting and everyone's excited about these games. Everybody cares. They count. That's what we've been saying around here all day long. So, Dodgers are at the Cubs in Tokyo. But they're still the road team. Yamamoto is taking on Imanaga.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But I think the story of the day should be no surprise to anyone. Shohei Otani. That guy, guys, is a rock star. Yeah. In Japan. I don't know if you caught on to this.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Well, you saw what was going on this past weekend. So they had some games. They had, you know, the Dodgers were playing a team there, and the Cubs were playing a team there, and they had split it up. It was kind of like a doubleheader situation. They couldn't get the fans out because Shohei was playing in the first game. They said, guys, you got to skedaddle. Get out of here. The second game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
You don't have tickets for these games. Couldn't clear out the stadiums. People love Shohei Otani over there in Japan. So for that reason, for that reason, I'm going to take the Dodgers. One and a half tomorrow against the Cubs at Chicago at Tokyo.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I believe women can be assholes. You all have one. Thank you, Roy. That's excellent.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Wait, can I ask you a question about your cat before you transition real quick? You said you inherited them. Is it like if you're a stepdaddy, do you then adopt the cats also so that you're the cat's daddy? Or no? Like real kids? Can you adopt a cat that's already been adopted? What are you asking me? You know when you get married and you have stepchildren, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Sometimes the step-parent will adopt the children.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Did she have the cats before you were around?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Is it our cat now? He's trying to call you a cat daddy.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But you haven't done the formality of adopting them.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Well, they can be. That's why you go adopt them.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Yeah, geez, that's sad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
No, but like if you become a stepdad, those children obviously were there before you go in and you marry the person and you become the stepdaddy. So I'm just wondering if that's a thing that can happen when you marry someone that has pets that you then view. Do you view them as your kitties?
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But the way you're saying it, it sounds like... You don't love them enough. Yeah, like they feel lesser than.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Why do you have a limit to your love? Why can't you love the cats more?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
Also, like, counterpoint, I would say, just based on the story you told us, like, you've never called the gray cat an asshole. So, like, that could, like, you could be... Capable of more love. You're calling yourself Mr. Limited. I say we go to Mr. Unlimited here in terms of like the love that you can give the cats.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But also when you reach the level of love, you also can reach that level of hate that you probably can't reach with the cats also where you couldn't bring yourself to calling the cat an asshole because you don't seem to have that passion one way or another towards the cat.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
But they also both adopted those animals together, like while they were a unit with their significant others. So it's not like Jessica's coming in and Lee had Willow beforehand.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
You need to be the bigger person here, Dan. I mean, you're the only person in this equation with the cat, but you need to be the bigger person and say, you know what, I'm going to love you unconditionally whether you love me or not.
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Hour 2: Runaway Freight Train of Gibberish
I think that you might need to have cat dates, you know what I mean? To kind of establish your relationship with the cats independent of your wife's relationship with the cats. Because it seems like that's really what's going on here. Wow. There's the relationship that Valerie has with the cats and there's a relationship Valerie has with you.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
They just drove, like, last week or two weeks ago, this giant ship, like, that they were intentionally sinking to make a giant artificial reef, like, off the coast of something. Yeah, it drove by it right down the east coast. Massive. Do you think fish get in there?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
I think what could have happened yesterday for Jason also is that... Well, was Jason here or not? Because there was pizza here. And Jason loves pizza because he does that weird pizza thing where he spins it into a taco. And then he eats it as a round thing.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Correct. I'm having a good time. Pulled by in there.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Don Levitard. I'm just here to say one thing. The Knicks are back. Stugatz. Tavis Halliburton, six points, fraud. Everybody was like, yo, he's better than Jalen Brunson. The Knicks should have drafted him.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
And I got to say, it is so dead on. I don't understand. How did you do this on purpose? How do you have the Batman logo on your face?
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Vibes are fine with the Panthers. In Pantherland, we're doing great, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
We just make fun of people too much around here. Why can't we applaud when someone's successful?
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Aaron Eckblad of the day, doing the right thing.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Could you theoretically schedule it so you only lose one guy on a line at a time with performance enhancing drug suspensions? So like you get like a system going where like, okay, Ekblad's going to be out 20. And then when he comes back, hopefully we don't get caught. But if we get caught, this other guy will be out 20. But Ekblad will be back and he'll be juicing again and we'll be fine.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
And just kind of like start scheduling the cycles possibly. You never want any of your guys to get caught. But if they do, you make sure they're getting caught at different times.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
I think the simple answer is if you're a fan of the team, when your player gets caught cheating, it's like, oh my God, why did this happen? And how did this happen the first time he ever tried to cheat? That's so weird. And then if you're not a fan of the team... Always dirty, rotten cheaters and everyone else is cheating.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Real Panthers fans like me and Mike and Roy and Chris, we kind of look at it like, did Marshawn come down and is he a bad influence on Ekblad? Because all of a sudden these things just started happening once he got there. And it also makes you wonder, we did things the right way the last couple seasons. We overtook the Tampa Bay Lightning. We overtook the Bruins. We beat McOverrated.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
We did all of that stuff the right, clean way. Why did Aaron have to do this now? Like, is it just to show off for his buddy Brad? Like, what's going on here? You don't know? And it kind of makes it a sad story because, again, all of this happened clean, legitimately on the up and up, and it didn't need to happen this way.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Here's the thing that I'm thinking, just knowing the character of Aaron Eckblad and how he's a good boy and how, again, we did this the right way. I think what happened is maybe this Brad came down here, bad boy Brad, and he wanted to impress bad boy Brad. So he did the steroids, and then he felt so guilty about it that he self-reported to the NHL. And he said, you know what?
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
I did a thing, Commissioner Bettman. I'd like to come clean and I'd like to... I'm not going to contest this at all. I'm just going to serve my suspension. And that's where we're at right now. And you know what? I think we should all commend Aaron Eckblad for doing... For doing the right thing. Thank you, Aaron, for coming clean after you did the wrong thing. Self-reporting. Self-reporting.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
And stopping the suspension because you were peer pressured by Brad Marsham.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Plus, they had the misfortune of winning the Biden Cup, which we know historically in hockey is a curse when you have that cup. You never go on to win the Stanley Cup. That's not the cup you want.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
And then if something bad happens, like, why did they have to do it? We've done things the right way.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Why are they sitting in a lake? They're not sitting in a lake. They're just in front of the lake, Billy.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
What if we do this, maybe for one tournament next year, just because there's a new Happy Gilmore coming out. Instead of a playoff at a putt-putt, you have one natural disaster hole, right? Where you have a regular hole, and then you have a collapsible set that just falls all over the green. And then you need to figure out how you play it a la Happy Gilmore.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
I'm trying to help out Dan. I'm seeing Dan, and Dan's out there, and he's looking for a lifeline, and I'm tossing them to him all day.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
I just said a guy pooped on the green. That didn't happen either.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
Well, metaphorically, I'm throwing anchors. I didn't do that either. Metaphorically, you're pooping.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
There's a lot of animals that live off of eating poop.
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The Big Suey: The Batman Logo (feat. Sam Morril)
You just need to know which poop to eat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Granny, whatever his name is. 35% granny shooter.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Agreed. And his overall season percentage is lower than 35. He did 30% regular style, and then when he switched to granny, he shot 35%. So his season total, I believe, is somewhere in the middle there. But if you break them down just by the types of shots, yes, it's 35% granny, 30% regular. It's unbelievably bad both ways.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
He's ready for baseball, wearing a cup shirt.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Rory took a one-shot lead on the first playoff hole, and on the second playoff hole, Spahn, who's down a stroke, just hit it in the water. So it's looking good for Rory here to win this.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Okay. Yamamoto will start for the Dodgers, game one.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
The fake Greg Cody. They were really funny.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
I'm skeptical of their love? You're just like, she's not going to stay with him. You just said that. Yeah, I'm just saying.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
There's at least three or four other good ones. I'm kidding.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Let's not forget, we've played videos for years of him jumping off boats. This guy's always liked a good time. He really has.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
I think friends, it's normal. When you're just talking about random people you don't know, sometimes just the last name's a little odd.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
It was really fun. I don't have anything to talk about today.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Yeah, that's the tricky part.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
He's at home, I think. One of those you-know-if-you-see-him type guys, probably. So is he a booster? Can I get some money from him for NIL? You could.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
We do get some free golf today. That I'm excited about. The players.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
I get sick of anything, dude. Yes. Never.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
During this interview, we're going to save the Coach L clip for the break because it's a long five minute clip. So we're not going to play the food one right now.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
It was odd, but delightful. They were very helpful. Great info.
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Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***
Let's go to them now. They're actually here.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I had the same impression as Chris, but I was thinking he would make Brett Favre lie down and then get back up and be unsacked from Strahan.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I think I feel uncomfortable by the whole video, right? I don't like Brett Favre as a person. This record happened way before I was born and Strahan broke it when I was, I don't know, 10. So I don't have any connection with it. So just watching it, both of them are sad and unhappy and it just makes me uncomfortable.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I feel bad. Yeah. Now I feel bad. Yeah, it's rough. But I also, I don't know. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Jess. You broke the record.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Lucy, you can't break character like that. You can't sneeze because... No, I was giggling at what Billy said.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Also, just so you know, this is an audio medium, too, so that wasn't very helpful for our listeners. Play another Christmas song.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You know who normally gets people on the same page? Coaches.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yay! You're not dead.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'm not good at birthdays. The bucks are eight and six, by the way. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
What are we going to do without TikTok, Dan? I'm screwed.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I read a memoir by a former Notre Dame president, Father Hesburgh, that was written in 1991, where he wrote that, hey, by the way, everyone already has all of our data. This was in the 90s. They were like, the ship sailed on privacy. He wrote that in the 90s.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Because I read a book.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I don't know him personally.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Do you know anybody at Texas?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Because the last four years have aged me 70 years. I'm running this goddamn company.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
One is the fact that he's injured. Two is that the Chiefs play, I believe, three games in 13 days. So they had yesterday. They have. And here is one of my final winners and losers of this week presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Winner. Us. Because you know what happens this weekend? What? The return of Saturday games. Oh, my favorite.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
We have some good ones. We have Texans and Chiefs and we have Steelers and Ravens. Yes. In our Saturday games this weekend. Now. The Chiefs will likely be, I would think, without Patrick Mahomes as a result of the injury. They have three games in 13 days. They had yesterday's game, they have Saturday's game, and then they have a Christmas Wednesday game. Right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So we have a situation where Chiefs could drop two straight games and lose a bye if Patrick Mahomes doesn't get healthy quick because you have Carson Wentz who's going to come in here and... They won by 14 points, but it wasn't like a super impressive victory.
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Yeah, but the Browns turned the ball over like six times. Well, that's what Jameis does. You can't plan for that.
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They could do it in the next two weeks. They could lose those two games in like the next 10 days. I mean, the Texans were not that impressive. Yeah.
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That's Carson Wentz, though. I know, but. Texans didn't look good yesterday. They did not.
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Yeah, Spaggs. Spaggs. Spaggs has had a bit of a roller coaster year this year, huh? He's the MVP. Oh, okay. It's definitely not, but okay. If you want to say that, okay.
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Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.
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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. my loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer.
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Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer. But guess who's here? Who? Lucy. She's right next to you.
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I mean. Well, I wasn't sure. Yeah. And I also didn't know if the audience would see her or not. Even though we said Lucy's going to be here. Hey, Lucy, there's one college game. Why are you here?
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No, there's lots of college news to get to. There was only one college game. It was our national championship. We've said many times, thank you for your service to the Army and the Navy, even though the Navy. What a disservice they did to the Army. The Army's having such a good year. You could argue they should be in the playoff, and then the Navy said, nope, not on our watch.
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It's not their fault.
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You say NFL, you're going to have Wednesday in a couple weeks. Yeah, you have all the days.
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Yeah, from the NBA. Why do you need Saturday from us? Even though a segment ago I was praising that Saturday NFL games are back. I'm really excited about that. Disagree. But, hey.
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I mean, we can't have it all. I'll be watching it all. Look, sharing is caring. I'm perfectly fine with us having it all on that same day. Like, don't look at me. This is a Lucy problem. Not to point fingers, but... It's a Lucy situation. By the way, the college football playoff starts on Friday.
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Which you're stealing from high school football if we're going to really be pointing fingers here, Lucy. Thank you for the talent, high school. We're all watching high school football on ESPN Plus or wherever it is.
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Oh, how dare you, sir.
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I'll have you know, Stugatz, that everyone still very much cares about the Bulls, which is why Marshall pulled out of the Bulls, because half of their team transferred out of the school. And then Army, who's playing in the Independence Bowl, because obviously Army's playing in the Independence Bowl. Where else would they be playing? They wouldn't have had a bowl game.
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But hey, 5-7 Louisiana Tech fills in. So boom, Independence Bowl is back on. That's crazy that Marshall's, like, entire team transferred. Like, we don't have a team. We can't play this game.
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too difficult for coaches and players well that's the thing the wind changing the window till after the bowl season seems like it makes the most sense because you're in a situation where a lot of the teams that weren't eligible which louisiana tech was not they were five and seven they are already off campus they've left they're not practicing anymore so there was a situation where there was a question as to whether or not they were going to even find a team to play army they may have had to cancel that bowl it seems like you got to change the window so that half your teams are not gone or players aren't gone from half your teams
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Can I ask you a question before we get to previewing the playoffs this weekend, which I kind of did already? The Heisman happened on Saturday.
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We're not talking about it. And there seemed to be somewhat of outrage with Travis Hunter winning over Ashton Genting.
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Listen. What happened with the girlfriend? I don't want to get involved in that situation. But that, look, on the record, I love love. I've stated before, I love love. You're on the record. On the record. Okay. I love love. Right. However, I've had now a number of incidents where it seems as though this might not work out.
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I will comment on it. On the front end, I love love. Just say that, and then you should be fine.
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Yeah, we need to get Lucy on the record of how she feels about love. Right, I think love is overrated. You love love. I love love. You think it's overrated? Yes.
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So love's not for you.
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Love is dead.
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All right, good. It's overrated. A wide spectrum of love here. I don't know why I'm writing this down, but I'm going to put where we all are on the spectrum here. I love it. I love here. And then Stugatz thinks it's overrated. And then Lucy says it's dead. So Lucy's is probably, I guess, even further overrated.
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No one gives a thumbs up. I didn't give a smile.
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Yeah. All right. So if I'm going to be honest with you, I just say I love love. So then I can say negative things about love. Love's fine. So we'll put Mikey loves love the most. Do you love love or is love fine? I mean, those are two very different things. Well, you say it's overrated. I do. He says it's dead, which is very sad. Anyways, let's do guts. You don't know about the situation.
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There's been a number of incidents between Travis Hunter and his girlfriend.
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Yeah, they don't seem to be on the same page.
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A couple weeks ago, he was celebrating a big win, and she seemed upset with the fact that he was celebrating the win. I think cheerleaders may have been involved, but I'm not 100% sure on that situation.
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And so...
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Yes, it's his moment, not yours. It's a little, yeah. It's concerning, and again, I love love, even though a minute ago I told you I was like, I don't, but I love love. Well, love is fine, I thought. Love is blind. I'm also a little like, I don't know. I don't know. Kids, I hope this one works out for the two of you, but I'm also... I'm starting to see a little bit of red flags here.
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Not to point any fingers. I'm not going to blame anyone in this relationship. I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's her. I don't know who it is. We're not aligned here, it would seem.
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Yeah, congrats on the Heisman.
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Do you think that Ohio State losing in the first round is the only way they'd get rid of Ryan Day?
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I meant more so like if they win this game and then they get wrecked by Oregon or they just lose a close game to Oregon.
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Did you see Bill Belichick has a buyout that could – it's like – It's a million dollars.
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Could you imagine? So he comes in, he raises $75 million. An NFL team is like, you know what? We need Bill. And then he leaves. Million dollar buyout, but he raised $75 million for a school he never coaches for.
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He leaves it to his son, though, I mean.
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Wait, hold on. Should his son get the team if he never coaches a game? Because I feel like no.
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If he coaches for five years.
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How about, like, I know this isn't college, but you see the rumors that Bill Belichick was poking around the Jets? Yeah.
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No, absolutely not. Oh, shut up, Mikey. No. You would have. You 100% would have. We don't need Bill Belichick. What, you want him to re-sign Kyle Ubrich? Get out of here, Jeff Ubrich, whatever his name is. I want a young coach. I do. Why do you call him Kyle?
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We also had our national championship on Saturday. We're going to get to Lucy. She's in the studio today. We're going to get to Lucy shortly for a national championship. Spoiler alert, a bit of a surprise in the national championship. Yeah. A little surprising, the results there. It was. A little bit. Yeah. But really, we all won, if we're going to be honest with you. Both teams win.
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When you were at Happy Valley, it was the Ohio State game, I believe, they were pissed off because they were playing at noon. This is a noon schedule.
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They deserve night games. However, in this Saturday slate, they deserve the new kickoff.
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Oh, it's cute. SMU is in.
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Everyone wins. Yes. Stugatz, I think this is a good time to remind you that Godless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. I have a lot of things to get to today. Really? If you want them, yes. I have winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. I have my Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie.
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Which one would you like to play first, Billy? I think, so we did some NFL the first segment. We did a lot of college the last segment. But there's a lot of NFL we haven't gotten to yet. So I feel like it's a good time to play We Good. Let's do it. All right. So first, We Good here. And you guys may disagree with some of these. Okay. Jets beat the Jaguars 32-25. We Good? I'm not good. No.
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You want to talk about this game.
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Devontae Adams looked great. Second half, he looked great. First half.
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Okay. Let's refresh the rules of We Good. So the rules of We Good are how do you feel? The rules of We Good are basically like, eh, we just skip over this game. Not a big game. Not really an important game. I had an opinion. I'm sorry. Okay, so we weren't good on that one, Jets. Well, if we're not good, then we have to give our opinion. Well, what's your opinion, Mikey?
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I like that they won. So not at all what Stugatz said. It can't kind of be what he said and then the opposite.
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We good? I'm good. Mikey? We good. All right, here's the one thing that I will say. We good, but here's the one thing that I'll say. This is the last of my winners and losers presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Loser, and it's a two-part loser. Wow. Two different games. Really? Losers. Jordan Battle and Jonathan Taylor.
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Both players somehow dropped the ball before they entered the end zone, and those TDs turned into touchbacks. Two times, one day. Not sure how it happened. Bengals 37, Titans 27. We good. We good. That's it for that game.
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Ravens 35, Giants 14. We good? I'm good. Mike, are you good? Yeah, that game. Tommy DeVito concussion. Lamar Jackson had an incredible game. 290 yards, five touchdowns. Lost a fumble. Derek Henry didn't. Weird. Dude, Derek Henry. We good. We good. We good. We good. Patriots 17, Cardinals 30.
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Kyler Murray checked out for a concussion for a little head injury, I should say, because he returned to the game. So it wasn't a concussion. We good? I'm good. Mikey? Yeah, I'm good. All right. Look at that. We're flying by. Sometimes there's a fight put up in some of these games. I'm good with that. Yeah, I'm good. Buccaneers 40, Chargers 17. We good? I love Baker Mayfield. Baker.
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And there's two games today, so you know what that means. What? We got a bonus board. Really? Yeah. No way. Two boards?
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Baker's a fun watch, but also probably not good enough to win you anything substantial.
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I mean... That's going to travel. I'm not good there. Really? I'm not good. Okay.
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I mean... Not in the playoffs. What are you not good about?
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Major implications. Things moved.
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Yeah, I mean... An anomaly. Don't worry about that situation. Do it in the playoffs. You're right. Broncos 31, Colts 13. We good? That was a big game for AFC playoff implications. Those were both big games. Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm not trying to get rid of them, but we're, you know, what? 40 minutes into the show, we haven't even addressed them yet. So we good?
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Wow. I'm not going to tell you how many bets. Two boards today. What's going on? We have my winners and losers, as you said. Yes. Mikey wants to play an edition of If the Season Ended Today. Wow. And we also have another quick edition of We Good. Huh.
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I mean, was it that important? It was important. It was. But we good? I'm not good. Really?
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He had three interceptions yesterday.
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If Anthony Richardson was not quarterbacking the Colts, I don't think the Broncos would have won the game. Fair or unfair? Did you see that trick play that didn't trick anyone?
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Yeah, it counts as a fumble.
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Yeah, it counts as a fumble instead of an interception because it was a backwards pass. That was, I mean, what are we doing? I don't know. What are we doing? I don't know what we're doing. It's just whatever. But Denver is sitting at, what, 9-5? I mean. Denver's sitting pretty.
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Yesterday's Chargers loss, honestly, made the AFC playoff picture more interesting and the fact that the Bengals are still kind of hanging in there.
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Even though they're not really. But they kind of are. Why are you saying it like that? Because they're not. That's how you say it.
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Kind of. I get it.
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Kind of are. Hey, Cowboys 30, Panthers 14. We good? Yeah. We're good. Yep, we're good. We're good. Yep, we're good. I'm surprised that the Cowboys actually blew out the Panthers.
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Yeah, and then they did the Panthers thing. We're good. Commanders 20, Saints 19. This is a fun game that we haven't talked about yet, so we good? Because I'm going to say no, we're not good.
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It's not that I want to talk about it. It's I feel like there's things to talk about in this game that we haven't talked about yet, which is interesting. So you have the end of the game, which was completely crazy, where the Saints are driving. They then stop the ball. They get down to like the two yard line.
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and have no timeouts, and the clock should have expired until the referee, for some reason, stopped the clock. And then they're like, wait a minute, we weren't supposed to stop the clock. So then they restart the clock, and in the time, the Saints then clock the ball, and then they have one last play. They end up going and scoring a touchdown on that play.
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And had they kicked the extra point, it would have tied the game and sent it to overtime. But no, no, no. The Saints said, we're going for the win here. When you have Spencer Radler on your team, you go for the win. Yes. Yes. You go for the jugular.
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I do. And then they lost, which is fine. It's a good loss, though, Billy. Was it? It was, yeah. Well, then after the game, the NFL came out and said, you know what? The referees, they shouldn't have stopped that clock, which is fine. But they could have cost the commanders a game there in that mistake, and they're just like, oh, whoopsie-daisy, never mind. Right. Just our bad. Keep it moving.
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Kind of mistake. No harm, no foul. No harm, no foul, but it could have been harm and foul. I mean, it could have, but it wasn't. It could have been. Terry McLaurin.
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Yes. Maybe, perhaps. Right. That stoppage of that clock was so weird. Also, the commanders. Yes. Not sure? I might be putting them on fraud alert. Really? Fraud alert? I didn't say it. I didn't know. You said it. I heard it. I heard it. I repeated it. I said I might be putting them on fraud alert. Also, Texans 20, Dolphins 12. We good. We don't need to talk about that one.
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When we come back, Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and if the season ends today, no one's talking about the Dolphins or the Texans today. We're not going to do that. Goodbye.
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Well, here's the thing, right? There was a big game yesterday. There's arguably two big games yesterday that everybody was really excited about. One delivered. One was fine. This is what I'm thinking I'm going to do with winners and losers today. I'm thinking winners and losers. We're going to weave in and out because I want to share my winners and losers as we're talking about the games.
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I like that, Stu Gatz. I'm going to tell you right now, though, real quick before we get started. Billy's Big Board Bets is brought to you by... The comedy series Bookie from Chuck Lorre and Nick Buckeye starring Sebastian Maniscalco. Season one is streaming now on Max. Also, season two is out now on Max. Wow. Check it out. Slow down. There's a lot going on here. And here's the thing.
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I'm 41 and 17 on Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie. And you'd think I'd be swaggering around. Not the case at all. And I told you I'm not feeling good today. I have... I have a situation where I have two games to choose from. I don't love the games. You're going to see why I don't love them.
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One of the games, I couldn't make a decision on three, so I have four picks, which has never happened before. It seems like I'm going to have seven picks today. I'm just going to get you started right now. Here we go. I'm going to start with the second game. Bijan Robinson, over 17 and a half carries. He's done it two weeks in a row and five out of the last seven. Over 17 and a half carries.
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All right, my next one. Wow. Sincere McCormick, longest rush, over 14 and a half yards. He's done this three games in a row. 29 yards, 17 yards, and 19 yards. He is the starting running back for the Raiders. All right. Sincere McCormick. Sincere? Yeah, over 14 and a half yards. Huh. Yeah. Odd name. Yeah, this is weird. We're starting with my bonus board. Yes.
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Yeah, that's why there's eight Bs on this one, bonus board. I see that.
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All right. My next one here. And this is one that I'm not feeling proud of in any way whatsoever. Yeah. Under seven and a half punts. In the second game. Under 7.5 punts. Really? This is why I have under 7.5 punts. I mean, it's Falcons-Raiders. The Falcons averaged 2.8 punts per game, which is 32nd in the NFL. The Raiders averaged 3.8 punts per game, which is 16th in the NFL.
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Neither of these teams like to punt. Okay.
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That's kind of the thing. Not great teams, but I'm going under seven and a half. And this is why, now you're seeing, I don't feel great about these picks when I'm resulting to, let me look up team punting stats.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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And I very easily could have just— What's your record? 41 and 17.
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Well, I have seven picks because in my first game, I had four, and I was on the fence. I didn't know which three I wanted, and I had four. So I very easily could have just done four for one game and two for the other. But I said, no, we'll do three, even though now I'm going to do four. But we do three. We're going to stick to three. So that's why I'm doing team punting stats. All right.
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So prepare your next bet here. I have the next one. Oh, wow. Okay, go ahead. Mikey, stand by. Hold on a sec. Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and I also heard that you were criticizing the size of the board, so I got a big board. Yes! All right, so this one is Jordan Addison over three and a half receptions.
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Because if I just go right off the bat to winners and losers right away, we're just going to be all over the place. We're not going to have any flow. We're not going to do anything. So I feel like the game that we should be talking about is Bill's Lions, correct? Yes. That was the game yesterday.
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He has done this three weeks in a row, and he had eight receptions for 162 yards in their last game against the Bears on November 24th. Yep, he's good.
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All right, ready? I'm giving you the last three together because we're running out of time here. I'm going to go with Caleb Williams, over 219.5 yards. He didn't do it last week, but he's done it three out of the last four weeks. And he had 340 passing yards versus the Vikings on November 24th. A lot of these stats are based on that matchup, November 24th.
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Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Hasn't done it since. He's done that four weeks in a row, and he had five TDs last week. And... Swift under 52 and a half rushing yards. He hasn't done it since November 17th versus Green Bay a month ago. He hasn't had over 52 and a half rushing yards.
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And in the game against the Vikings on November 24th, he had 30 rushing yards. So I'm going to go under on rushing yards. All right. Those are the BBBs for a seven of them. Not super confident.
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I had three in the second game. One of them is team punting. It's just a whole thing. Right. Football. Man. Such a burden. Season's exhausting, huh? God bless it.
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Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.
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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. My loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks. Just a great beer for people who like beer.
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Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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Is it crazy that... So he did the onside kick with, like, 12 minutes left in the game. Is it crazy that when it happened, I'm like... eh, this kind of makes sense. Because the defense is so bad. It's very Dan Campbell. It's very Dan Campbell. They couldn't stop the Bills whatsoever.
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The game felt like it had already gotten away from them, even though they were getting back into it and they were only down by 10. And also, Mac Hollins almost ran it back for a touchdown, which would have been great because I had Mac Hollins yesterday in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff. World's number one vodka, please drink responsibly. Yesterday, A bit of a revenge week for me.
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I guess I shouldn't say revenge week because the last two weeks I finished like 100 and – no, last week I finished like 59th. And then yesterday I believe I finished in like the 130s at the end of the thing. But here's what happened. What? Again, two weeks ago I finished 59th. Yesterday I finished 139th. Here's the thing. I figured out a strategy.
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I figured out what works and what doesn't work in this league. I was also gifted 22 points by the Broncos. 22 points by your defense. You should be winning. Yes. Should be winning. Now, Derrick Henry, get me more than 6.7 points, if I'm going to be honest with you. Derrick Henry. It's his fault.
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Horrific performance. Alan Lazard, zero points. That's fine. He's Alan Lazard, and he was really like the cheap guy that you go and you get so that you can waste all your money on other players. Right. That guy. But here's the thing. Matt Collins. Yes. Had he returned that touchdown. Oh.
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oh yeah daddy would have been celebrating yesterday i'm telling you right now because he only got 1.7 points but those like six points they probably would have catapulted me like 50 points you know why well billy henry struggled why he cut his hair yeah oh he cut his hair yeah oh i'm glad mike fuentes got that in he gave it he told us right before and he said don't go to me at all today you can't go to me because we're a person down yeah he's like i need to be cutting i need to be doing these things during the show don't go to me at all but i'm glad i did the haircut
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thing in right i was aware of that no he was trying to tell me through the glass without telling me that he got a haircut yeah so he was using his fingers yeah he was doing one of those finger scissors um your scissors winners and losers presented by spiron off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly i thought that one of our winners was the audience because mike fuentes wasn't gonna be able to talk today right he found a way so losers you america are we doing winners or losers now i was just gonna point out the bill's offense in their last three games
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Last week, you said that he's not going to win anything because of Sean McDermott. And you also said that Patrick Mahomes is going to keep him from ever winning a Super Bowl.
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How about that? All right. All right. This is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do here. What? It's his time, Billy. We're going to do.
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We didn't do anything. We didn't start anything yet. Hold on a second. Jesus. Let's get control of this situation, Billy. Winners and losers is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. I have two applicable winners slash losers from this Bills and Lions game. And it sounds like Mikey A may have one as well. And I think Stugac just gave us one.
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I'm going to give you a winner real quick, Mikey. And then we'll go to you. Sure. And then I'll go to kind of a confusing situation in my head, which is going to be more confusing for all of you. Because normally things make sense in my head and still don't make sense out loud. So. Sure. Big winner from yesterday's game, the Bills and Lions game.
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Winners and losers presented by Spiranoff, the world's number one product.
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Winner? Yeah. The Detroit Lions. Uh-huh. Finally got that much-needed loss. They now have that chip on their shoulder. They have adversity that they have set up for a potential Super Bowl revenge game. Winners in that game, the Detroit Lions.
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Correct. I like it. They needed a loss, and this was the loss that they needed to the Bills. Yes. Not a dumb, ticky-tacky loss. against a team like the Bears or something. This is the game that they needed to lose, and they lost it. Mikey?
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53, wow.
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511 is impressive. Yeah, so Mikey's right. This is what happens. I see that 511 people registered. You finished 510th. And the leaderboard only shows the top 500. So I can't even see what the person in the last, the person in the last place could have theoretically just not submitted a roster, like reserve the spot, not submitted a roster.
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And they, they are the only person that finished behind you. I have a winner, Billy. Do you? I do. Okay.
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What? We're jumping from game to game. I was trying to tell you we're getting this under control here. Jesus, okay.
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We're going to get there. I'm erasing that. I forgot that you said Nick Sirianni. Okay. I have another winner or loser. Everyone else, forget that. From this game. And this is the dilemma. I don't know if this person is a winner or a loser. Okay. Okay. It is Jared Goff, 494 passing yards, five touchdowns. Winner. Not sure if he's a winner or a loser. Winner. You would think he's a winner.
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Okay. Now, here's why I would tell you that he's a loser. Right. Because after that game and after that performance – People are doubling down on, yeah, Josh Allen is the MVP of the league. No one is even talking about what Jared Goff did in yesterday's game, and it's pretty incredible.
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Yeah, but everyone should be talking about Jared Goff almost having 500 yards and five touchdowns, and no one is talking about him. And Jared Goff is also a question mark of, like, how's Jared Goff going to keep you in one of these games? Is Jared Goff going to, like, excel when he needs to pass? He needs to pass the entire game, has almost 500 yards, five touchdowns. No one's talking about him.
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Okay, so for the record, we have Jared Goff down as a winner. I'm going to put down winner. Yeah, winner. I was confused, winner or loser. You were asking us. Yeah, winner.
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Yep. All right. So, by the way, if you want to participate in winners and losers, you can tweet at us. Just tag any of us and say, is Jared Goff a winner or a loser? Can I go back to it? Winner or loser? Can I give you a loser now? Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. I can? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Or a winner? Can I give you a winner? Well, you haven't given us either yet.
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Nick Sirianni's also only won one Super Bowl.
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I am because you discounted him winning a Super Bowl to Nick Sirianni, who choked in a Super Bowl, and I honestly forgot. I was like, yeah, Nick Sirianni. Yeah. Because he should be. Sure. People think he should be fired. They've won 10 straight franchise record.
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Yeah, but he just looks like someone that should be fired.
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Yeah, he gives off you should be fired vibes, right? Yeah. I see that. You're right, Billy. He also gives off boss that fires you on Christmas vibes, right? He's like, not my fault, and then he takes your bonus.
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is that what he does because because we let you go before the new year you do not you're not entitled to a bonus sorry no and it's mine now yes is that i mean is that that's probably mean to say i didn't say that you did you guys said that no you said this game was dangerous because by the way big uh big situation in that game that game was one of the games that we thought like wow this is gonna be one of the games of the weekends and not
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really kind of living up to it.
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Yeah, but Bill's Lions lived up to it. Steelers-Eagles didn't. Also kind of concerning, TJ Watt left the game with a lower ankle injury. So we kind of have to pay attention to that, see what's going on there.
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Yeah, yeah, Patrick Mahomes left the game. MRI is negative. Well, and Nick Chubb also left that game with a broken foot. If we're just doing an injury roundup, Nick Chubb broke his foot in that game.
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And the thing about Patrick Mahomes that's concerning, also injury roundup, Tommy DeVito got a concussion, and Alvin Kamara left the game with an injured groin after making an incredible touchdown catch. That is the injury roundup presented by Smirnoff. It's not presented by Smirnoff, but everything is, so we might as well present it.
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Well, we were talking about an injury, and then you just started throwing out injuries, so I figured I'd give you all the injuries.
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Well, here's the thing. uh fantasy playoffs yes yeah here's the thing I I almost had Tommy DeVito I almost had Tommy DeVito in an interception parlay that I that I was gonna put in yesterday really yeah an interception parlay it was gonna be Jameis Winston Will Levis Baker Mayfield and Tommy DeVito interception parlay all of them hit except Tommy DeVito and it's because he got a concussion uh
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Here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes. That sounds like a fun parlay. It was going to be a fun one. It was just the three of us. I wish I participated. Tommy DeVito was the last one that was going to be added in there. Right. Yeah. Didn't get it in before the game started, though. So here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes that is slightly concerning, I guess, if you're a Chiefs fan.
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Wanstead would be addicted to it.
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Can I ask Chris Cody a question here? I thought of you yesterday, Greg, because, or Chris, I'm sorry. I thought of you because something happened to me. I am peeling a banana in the kitchen and I'm about to throw away the peel. And as I do so, I drop the rest of the banana on the floor.
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I don't wear shoes in the house, no.
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Do your cats? Well, this is the thing. I threw away the banana because I have pets. Oh, yeah. But my floors are clean twice a week. Twice a week? It's not a dirty floor, but I felt guilt about throwing away the banana because it's a perfectly good banana. And it's fallen on the floor. But my instinct was to try and catch it. And my first thought was, I'm just going to eat this.
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And then I had to have the second thought of, this is by a garbage can. And it's near where the pets eat. But do the cats wear shoes? You didn't answer the question. The cats do not wear shoes.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Would you eat a wet banana? And also put on the poll at Levitard Show, you've dropped a banana outside of the peel. on the floor, do you eat it or do you throw it away? It's a wordy poll.
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Well, this is the thing that I wanted to get to because the fact that Greg Cody and Billy just did the musical dance of Billy goes, I just imagine someone listening for the first time and Billy says, peck of dirt before you die. And Greg Cody's like, exactly.
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Well, because he was going to say it and Billy said it first because they have such rhythm between them, usually on Tuesdays. But today we're getting lucky on a Monday. It's a beautiful thing. Billy is quicker thinking of, Greg was going to say it. He had it loaded up. I saw him. He had it loaded up.
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Will you explain, you want to explain to the audience again, for those who do not know what a peck of dirt and Nellie Doogie, what the whole thing is, so that those who might not have understood the back and forth that you guys had for just yourselves.
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So I just want to be clear. The person who advised you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die died early because she ate a peck of dirt.
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Put it on the poll, please. No middle name either. Juju, are we still making Ruth?
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Do you guys know that Zane Gonzalez... Zane can't be his name, right? It's not his name. It's in Zane. There are not Zanes and Gonzalez's. That can't be.
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Lewis is telling me in my ear that his middle name is Fortunado.
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Is that what happened? You looked it up? You looked it up and didn't know how to say it?
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You will obey. Zane's a lot easier. It is. I don't know how Holden Fortunato became Zane. How did that happen?
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Wow, what a flick. I got a call on late Saturday night that I was not expecting after receiving a text that I was not expecting that I believe to be the only text of this kind that has ever been sent, ever, in the history of people texting. My mother, late Saturday night, about 11 PM, writes me, are you watching Columbo?
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There's evidently a marathon from 8 to midnight that her and my father watch every Saturday of Columbo.
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Do you know what episode it was? I do not.
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I was told it was chili con carne. There were some updates, but it was four hours. It wasn't an episode. It was many episodes. There cannot have been another person in 2025 writing or receiving the text, are you watching 70s detectives? show Columbo.
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What is Columbo time? Do you do this Saturday night marathon as well?
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Greg Cody today hasn't been the same, Stugatz. I don't know if you saw him. He came in a bit disheveled. He came in a bit discombobulated, disoriented because in our parking garage here, two valet guys crashed into each other. Oh, my God. You're acting as if you're surprised by it. You're the one who told me.
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There are mirrors there to help you. And they are the valets. It is their primary responsibility to not crash those cars. It's their job. Valets love to take a good joyride, man.
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Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is the valet's primary responsibility just to see what this thing can do at Levitard Show? Yesterday during the game, during the Philadelphia game, And I was a little surprised to see the Packers not be able to do anything. But I suppose, given how injured they are, they're the youngest team in the league.
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And they didn't beat anybody good this year. And so they get to the playoffs. All fans would like a word. And they get to Philadelphia, and Philadelphia rolls them. During the game, after Juju gave you the three-leg parlay of McConkie over four and a half catches... Pickens over three and a half catches and A.J. Brown over. Ouch. Yeah, he didn't get it on A.J. Brown. But A.J.
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Brown during the game, I imagine Philadelphia is tired of A.J. Brown. It's been a little bit confusing to see A.J. Brown not be super dominant.
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Wow, it's been announced.
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I don't even know if Cataldi's still on the air.
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I don't think Spike Eskin is there, is he?
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I know, but Stugatz, the sports fan, is emotional and not shackled to consistency or the rigidities of having to stay on the same path all the time.
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Does Stugatz have it right when he says that Sirianni is better than Andy Reid? Because I don't think that's accurate. Justin Herbert has more passing yards than any quarterback ever through five seasons. Hasn't won a playoff game. Has the same number of playoff wins as Tua does. And I look at Justin Herbert and I say that winning is not a quarterback stat.
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I look at Justin Herbert and I think that him having more passing yards than any quarterback ever through five seasons means that he's a good quarterback. But I would not proclaim him based on that statistic What Harbaugh is saying of him, that Justin Herbert is already an all-timer in terms of skill set. When you say Sirianni, the criticism seemed fair to me of Sirianni. He's got a loaded team.
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He's got a team that all of us... He's 48-20 with that team. Yeah, and should be. But he is. Yeah, and he has gotten to a place where he has put the standard at everyone knows how good that team is. It is one of the six good teams, right? Like, we're all... We all know who the six good teams are, correct?
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We'd all have the same list for that, and whoever's seven would be a good distance from what it is that we know. It's pretty rare for us to know this like this. It's pretty rare to have a bunch of teams that only have two or three or four losses.
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I came very close last night to having an incredible bad beat story because I'm chasing at the end of the day and I'm having the general sadness of, good God, you've got to be kidding me, I'm watching the Utah-Brooklyn basketball game. Ha ha! But the game is tied late. I don't know. Did you guys see this? Utah's obviously terrible. Brooklyn's terrible, though inexplicably.
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It's not a normal thing to see the Packers in that division not be able to beat anyone good, and when they go into Philadelphia, you're like, yeah, that's how that's going to go. They surprised me on the road at Dallas, but I know Philadelphia's good. I wasn't sure about Dallas.
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Even with Dak Prescott and them having 13 wins that season, we all could have seen them losing at home or whatever it was, whether they had 12 wins or 13 wins that season. Everyone listening to this knows Philadelphia's good and knows Philadelphia's been good for four years. And furthermore... Don't give Sirianni the credit for that. Right.
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Like, don't look at that team and say, that's because of Sirianni.
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So you guys are not buying on the Vikings? Not with those other five.
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Okay, fine. That's fine. I've done the same thing all season. I'm like, Sam Darnold's going to lose at the end. Fine, but they have been good all season. There's not any disputing of that. The couple of times they've played the teams that we think are good, they've played with them. The Detroit game at the end, I guess, probably changes your mind on the Vikings, right? I mean, they're 14-3.
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What was Minnesota's point differential? Can you give me the teams? Obviously, it's going to be those five that have the best point differential. But is Minnesota in there with those five in terms of having won games by big margins? What are the point differentials? The Bills have the biggest ones.
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Billy, can you please update me on a couple of things, both your listener league and how the voting is going for the sports podcast awards that everyone in our audience should help God bless football win because God bless football should win with or without your help. But you should help billions to God's win with God bless football, which is already award winning.
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Brooklyn, on a West Coast road trip earlier this year, won at Sacramento, Golden State, and Phoenix. That's when you thought they were good, right? That was last year that I thought they were good when they weren't good. You learned your lesson. Yes. They are not good. They are decidedly not good. But at the end of that game yesterday, you've got a tie game.
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I've never before pinky promised.
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So you're not going to lose this game in regulation. You've got the ball, you're inbounding with 26 seconds left. Shot clock's 24. Thank you. Well, I'm just laying it out there.
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But here's what happens, though. Sexton and Collier are arguing as they come up the court about who should bring the ball up the court, and they do it so slowly that they get an eight-second violation.
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They give the ball back to Brooklyn.
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Because they're walking down the court, and they're not agreeing on who should bring it up.
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Thank you. I do appreciate it. That registers as one of the great dolphin highlights of this century. We've got a number of things to get to. Stugatz's weekend observations are going to be at some point in the next two hours. We've got to unveil finally our statue.
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We said we were going to make a statue here at the Elser, put it on the roof, something that pointed down at the arena of Pat Riley to reverse course on my criticism from early in the week where I was saying that we got it done. Riley had failed and all metal arc resources have been poured into. Pointing look if you look right now. What are we doing? I told them.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Were we not allowed on the roof? Is that what happened? We just stopped halfway to the roof and just put one of those car sail inflatable men? Wacky inflatable arm man. Thank you.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Let's play the stat of the day music here, please.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
This is from Barstool Sports. I knew it, but I didn't remember it, and I had to be reminded of it yesterday. Mike Vrabel has 10, he was a linebacker, 10 career receptions. All of them for touchdowns.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
My guess is that you can find some decent players on offense that don't have ten touchdowns. I just saw McBride have like a hundred catches for Arizona and it took him until the last two weeks of the season to get his first touchdown. Do you have a dueling stat of the day that you think can beat that stat of the day, Stu Guy?
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Which is the better stat, Greg? Who won today's stat of the day off?
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Craig, you've got to pick a side. It can't be a tie. What's the point of doing that? What's the point of being an arbiter if you're just going to sit there and have no judgment?
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
You're just lashing out at me for making you do it.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Hey, you set the consequences. Sore loser. Take the results and move on. Billy, why are you mad at the NFL Network?
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Put it on the poll, Juju. Do you get mad at dirty tricks?
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
The games were bad, but the palate cleanser is the way the last one ends. It's not even that that game was that great, but the ending of it.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
That one happens to me all the time, though. Look at Russell Wilson's box score and tell me how it is they only scored 14 points and why he's being run out of the league. It's because every guy in the league can go 20 for 29 for 250 yards and score 14 points.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
game's going to be a one possession game you say this but because of what the sport gives us in the witching hour every week even if it's Jacksonville in Carolina I've come to expect that all the games are going to be closed I'm surprised by the blowouts because every time I'm watching football on Sunday they give me eight games and I and they sort of distort it they fool me exactly four or five of them yeah four or five of them are amazing you
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
I think, though, one of the things that's absolutely happening to the consumer as this thing continues to get larger and larger is. It wasn't enough football for me this weekend. Watching one game at a time is not enough for me. If that game's a blowout, like the 4 o'clock window, this is how spoiled we've gotten.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
When that 4 o'clock window has three games and two of them aren't close, I'm bored because I need the stimulation. Give me nine games. Give me stakes. But these are playoff games.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
Tell me that this isn't happening to the rest of you. One game on at a time doesn't feel like enough. Tell me I'm wrong about this.
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Hour 1: Nobody Wants To Eat a Wet Banana
All the games were bad except the last one. They were.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
That would be something else. I think that the other comparison between the Dolphins and the Jets is that they have done the thing where they've either, you know, not tanked, but been bad enough to get a top five quarterback pick in both times. I'm not comparing Tua to Zach Wilson. I think Tua is much, much, much better. But that's where the frustration is, right?
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Like the Steelers, they had a first round pick that they used on a quarterback. But there's a difference between like using your 20th pick on the wrong quarterback and using your fifth or third or first pick on a quarterback.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
That's even more frustrating.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Now the Broncos are in the playoffs.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Would you trade it though, Dan? Would you say, we don't want the 70-point game, we'll take the playoff appearance? I don't know, Billy's saying no.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
There was like a stretch of four games where he threw like nine picks. Like he was on a real bad, whatever the opposite of on a roll is. He was on a roll turning the ball over. But I feel like, Mike, if you heard that Florida State was paying Carson Beck $3 million to be their quarterback next year, you'd be like, good luck with that.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
And I'm not even necessarily saying that he's going to be terrible and awful. Like, I think he has more upside than a lot of quarterbacks, but also coming off of a major surgery after the season he's had, I think a lot of reasons for concern.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Also, Carson Beck had the second highest odds to win the Heisman this season going into the year. I appreciate your respect for the sportsbooks, but projecting next year's Heisman Trophy winner a year ahead of time doesn't necessarily mean that that's a sure thing.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Yeah, I would also say that there's also a lot of money that Notre Dame isn't getting from not being in a conference. They have a television deal that isn't equal to the Big Ten's television deal. So there is money that they do leave on the table in that way by not being in a conference. I think the best part about Notre Dame's independence is everyone crying about it 24-7.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
If you are still crying about Notre Dame not being in a conference, I'm sorry, you are not allowed to complain about conference realignment then. Either conferences are ruining the sport or, like, you can't have it both ways, okay? Like, you just can't. It's the most tired argument in the world at this point.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Right, then you should be probably, like, it would make more logical sense to be like, I understand why a school would want to be independent in football.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
given what the conferences have done to a lot of historic rivalries and to making this completely uneven scheduling model and just like these massive bloated conferences that we've argued about all season as not being fair and not enough this and that and like the conference championship games, what's the point of them anyway? Like, I don't understand how you could think both at the same time.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
College football, anarchy and dishevelment and unorganization. Like, that would be crazy.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
like the james franklin talking about this in his press conference last week i would just like rolled my eyes so hard he's like everything should be even what are you talking about college football everything should be even okay let's remind you of that when you're giving part of your conference revenue to all the bottom feeders in the big ten and complaining about it like nothing's ever been even in the sport nothing will ever be even in the sport even among the power conferences they play different number of conference games
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
What are you talking about? It's college football. There's no way to make the playing field even, and that's also not the point of the sport.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
But hang on. Pittsburgh should get a draft pick out of this, right? We'll give them a third round. No.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Yeah. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
I feel like we're doing the same thing we did in college football with Alabama. We're like, I got a whole season of samples selection. Bengals were not very good this year. Or else they would have made the playoffs. The offense was great.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
They started off winning four. Derrick Henry would have 350 yards.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
Sometimes like your gut instinct when something happens is the right one. And we all said this when they got Derrick Henry. We were like, this team's going to be impossible to stop in the playoffs. They are going to run people over because if you try to stop Derrick Henry, Lamar Jackson will just run it six times in a row on you.
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The Big Suey: The 70-Point Miami Dolphins vs. The 1972 Miami Dolphins
And if you try to stop Lamar Jackson, Derrick Henry will just run it six times in a row on you. And like, that's just what they're going to do in this playoffs. And I don't know who's going to stop them.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
They're awesome. I don't know their names, but they're terrific. It's the way you want your local announcers to call a game like this and a play like that.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
What you don't see is London Fletcher. Why Bram? Because he doesn't want to step on his call. London Fletcher is fist pumping. He is having a celebration in that booth. It was glorious.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
If you walk into the CBS offices with that idea, though, that's not going to fly on CBS.
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And then he gave one interview. He lost another playoff game, and nobody cares.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
He always looks confused, though. If you watch Todd Bowles on the sideline, he looks confused the entire game. No coach looks more confused than Todd Bowles. That's not true. Oh, that's a good one. But he's a former coach now.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
How about Marcus Freeman and the Bears? I mean, is that a face of a franchise or what? Oh, you don't like this? No, of course not. He goes from one team to another one of your teams.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
inordinately less attractive championship but the seating is wacky right it's one of the things they're going to have to change absolutely it's it's funny that you count it as a strike against i actually see like this result like saying like well no feather in our cap that's why we expanded it going into the playoffs no one thought ohio state was the eighth best team in the country everyone knew no no but but no but you have to see it according to the regular season in ohio state they had a
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We should do this one day.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
I think Tomlin's going to the Bears, so how about that?
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
Mike is right, though, about getting one as opposed to three. Just get it over with. All of it. Just put me out of my misery.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
It's hard to handicap, but we can't be surprised that a home team who won their division won a playoff game.
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Trying to make a play, man.
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It is, yeah.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
To answer Dan's question about winner or loser and what was the biggest story from the weekend, it's always more fun to kind of highlight the losers. And the big loser this weekend was Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert. Oh. I mean, you're Mr. Tough Guy. We're going to stop the run. We're going to run the football.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
And I've got this quarterback that if you were building a quarterback in a lab, this is the guy you would want to be your starting quarterback. And he gives you three interceptions in that spot. A terrible job by the Chargers.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
He throws the ball hard, though.
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
What? Stugatz minor penalty. Two minutes. I was talking Texans. Texans versus the Texans. A couple of Texans cutting it up. How about that?
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Local Hour: NFL Playoff and College Football Playoff Reaction
What? No! They do!
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Das war in den 30er-Jahren. Ich erinnere mich nur noch an die Schleifschleife. Meine Mutter spielte sie mit einigen älteren Freunden. Der Tapper? Ja. Ich denke, es macht einen Comeback.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Ja, Billy. Wir haben Ethan geschrien, weil er furchtbar ist.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Mike Myers hat wirklich nichts nach Shrek gemacht. Es gibt Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Shrek the Halls, Shrek Shrekless, Shrek Forever After, Donkeys Caroling Christmas, Shrek's Yule Log, Shrek's Thrilling Tales, Dreamworks Shrek's Swamp Stories, Shrek 5 ist gekommen. Ich glaube, er hat seinen Nisch gefunden, Oger.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
She turned and she goes, wait, Mike Myers is Shrek? And me and Mike just looked at her like... Das ist eine schlechte Lüge. Und dann hat sie gesagt, nein, das ist wirklich so. Ich habe es ihr auf dem Computer gezeigt, ich habe es gegoogelt.
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Postgame Show: Jessica's Shrek Discovery (feat. JuJu Gotti)
John Lithgow war Lord Farquaad? Ja. Was? Er konnte nicht mehr so aussehen wie John Lithgow. Warte, bis du findest, wer Fiona war.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
You should have to do an episode from your bathtub.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
And Bob Love has his number retired by the Bulls.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Bob Love, three-time All-Star. Kevin Love, Billy?
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
He was averaging 22 points. Top 20 in MVP voting.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
He did, like, in a shower. It didn't count, obviously. We always talk about how right Amin is, but we never talk about how wrong Chris and Tony were in this.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
The Bulls only have a couple players with their numbers retired.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
I think four.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
I don't know if you count. I mean, do you count executives? Because Phil Jackson and Jerry Krause are like Ring of Honor or whatever they call it there.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Most people would live in Cleveland for $40 million, whether or not they liked it.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
And, I mean, Cleveland the organization.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Well, he said that he wanted to play for a team that could maybe win something.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Yeah, but I could see people being hurt by that. But to throw Dan a bone here, as a sports fan who's not really, I don't really have a dog in this fight, yeah, I want to see the best players play for the best teams.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
And it is a bummer that one of the best players in the league is going to be on this Cleveland Browns team that is in cap hell for the next how many years because they made the worst deal in NFL history to sign Deshaun Watson.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
But I think the point is that he got the money that he wanted, so we can't put other desires into his heart that he may not have. It seems like this was a happy ending, I guess.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Well, I'm not a father, but I can tell you it's possible they could trade George Pickens and get that second-round pick back. But this was a desperate need for the Steelers last season. They really needed more bodies at the wide receiver position. They tried to trade for Mike Williams, and they got a couple touchdowns out of him, but it didn't change anything.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
And then when Pickens was hurt, the offense completely fell apart. They really didn't have any downfield threats for Russell Wilson. So this is something that I think the Steelers needed to do. But there's still obviously a question of who is going to actually be their quarterback now, because it could be Aaron Rodgers.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
It sounds like it still could be Justin Fields or Russell Wilson, but maybe leans more towards Russell Wilson of the two of them. It could be like a fourth option. It could be Sam Darnold. It just... Maybe they should have looked harder at Stafford.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
There's no really great options right now for teams like Pittsburgh and Seattle who are going to need quarterbacks for next season because this is a pretty weak quarterback draft. And free agency is not a lot of these teams don't want to pay these players the contracts that they're about to earn because they're just not that great.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
But I feel like we all have Aaron Rodgers amnesia for some reason. The reason the Jets were bad the first half of the season was also because of Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, cool. They turned things around for the last five meaningless games of the season. But do we not remember the whole thing for the last two years? I understand why a team wouldn't want to sign him.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
But if you're the guy that just signed the huge contract, are you going to pay for the number?
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
We're doing Hasselbeck. We're doing Wilson. Who's the third?
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
It's also a run-first offense that hasn't had a great quarterback for several years.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
But Geno Smith in 2022 was better than anything the Steelers have had since Ben Roethlisberger retired.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
That's the Steelers also. The number one jersey is retired in Pittsburgh, by the way. Has not been reissued in a long time.
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The Big Suey: If You Say Geno Smith's Name ONE More Time...
Gary Anderson.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Like, if you want him to actually develop LeBron, it's better for him to play and develop than be a meaningless player on this team.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
That's not a real thing.
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But daddy's going to be done in two years, and then what? He wants to be his own man and he wants to be in the league. He should develop as a player. And there's stories of players who go and develop in the G League and then come out and are productive NBA players. He's wasting time, honestly, of development if he's just sitting on the roster for them to continue to have these moments.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Look how cool it is they're on the floor together.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
How does he still exist in this world where he sold the team, but we're still craving his thoughts and opinions?
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Because everyone also publicly is saying, hey, Mark, shut up. Stop talking. Everywhere. Everywhere he's trying to help someone talk, they're like, oh, Mark, a little less talking, please.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
That's an ego thing by them, right? Because who wakes up in 2025 and says, you know what? I really wonder what George Bush thinks about this issue. Yeah. Well, on this one, I can understand.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I thought hookah was like a taboo thing for teenagers. There's full grown adults that are smoking hookah.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
They're probably retiring his jersey now because they're afraid of what the person running his social is going to say soon and they're not going to be able to retire in like a year. Why are they retiring it while he's active? That's weird, right? Like on another team.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I blame Dan for this. Greg, you know what I was thinking would be more meaningful? Instead of retiring the number zero, what if the Cavs just said, you know what? We're retiring love. We will never have another player named love. Right, yeah. On our team. And you just start retiring last name. So no one with that name can ever play for your team again because that's how meaningful they were.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Not an ideal start. I don't know what I just said. Lapointe's not a threat to run at second base. If I'm Rundy, if I'm FIU, I just pay him no mind. Even if he's dancing off second base, just go right after Leroux here.
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He's going to get pardoned or whatever. Kindness, I think, was appropriate.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
And you know it. That's great. You did call him a foul out on the prowl earlier, too. Nice. Yeah, it's a big day for you yesterday, Greg.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
For the record, let's mark up your tombstone right now just so that, you know, worst case scenario, we don't botch this. What would you like it to say?
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
He's also made this a lot harder for Brawny than he has to while making it easier for Brawny than most people have, right? Because, like, everything around Brawny getting to the NBA was kind of like, okay, like, this isn't normal. Like, saying, hey, you know what, if the Lakers or if any other team drafts Brawny, he's going to go play in Australia.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Like, that's not normal for someone who is in Brawny's position, right? And he goes and he plays in the first game of the year and they have the cool moment. Like... It's okay for LeBron to be mad, but it's also okay for LeBron to be wrong about being mad about this situation because Bronny is a professional and he's not being targeted, I don't think.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
He's only being targeted in the sense that if someone else is in Bronny's position, we wouldn't be talking about that person at all. Like, not at all. The only reason they're talking about it is because it's Bronny's son, but also because LeBron keeps kind of putting him out there saying, there's no player that's better than Bronny that I'm seeing in the NBA right now.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
and having him partially be in the G League sometimes, then sometimes in the NBA when the G League is traveling. And like, it's just a weird arrangement. And I think in the clips that, I mean, we haven't seen all of the Stephen A clips, but in the clips that have been out there, Stephen A said as much as, you know, I think that he should go to the G League and he should develop into an NBA player.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
I'm not saying that he's not going to be at some point in time. He's just not right now, which isn't,
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Well, the thing that's dumb about it, right, is that like the NBA is full of fringe players as like the last person on the roster who just don't get playing time and basically just sit on the bench all the time. Right. And like, that's fine if the Lakers want that to be Bronny's role, but you're really costing him development.
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Local Hour: The Business of Being a James
Like, if you actually are taking him seriously as an NBA prospect, an NBA player, it suits him better to actually get legitimate playing time in the G League than just being a fringe player that plays in blots or sits on the bench for the Lakers just so he can be on the team with his dad and he can check in and they can have that cool fabricated moment every once in a while.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
No, I knew that he was an Eagles fan, too. Because there's been times they've played against each other. He hasn't wanted to pick either team. I'm not the commissioner of fandom. No, but it's totally equal.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Like, are you going to tell anyone? And I was like, if I must, I guess. That's the part we said was funny, that, like, you hiding it.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
He's holding a dog.
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Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations
Come on. How can you say he's not a tier one quarterback?
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I mean, DP lied about Super Bowl Saturday. So I called him, I said one word, liar!
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
What are you shaking your head about? A beeline. The video I saw, it looked like they kind of like did a double. A beeline would be like, holy shit, that's Stugatz. I couldn't want to talk to anyone more. This was kind of like, look left. Oh, is that Stu? I should go over there.
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To me, a beeline gives off, like, I'm going to say hi to this guy no matter what.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
That's a beeline. Okay, so yeah, thank you. He walked on a stage in the middle of an interview, said hello to Emmitt Smith, and kept walking. So he said it well. Went out of his way? Definitely. Not a B-line. Okay, so a D-plus line.
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You are not that person. Christ, man. How is he so consistent with his lie, though?
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
That's my thought. This is like probably Thursday or Friday. This is just perfect.
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Day two I saw one with Blackjack where he's like, oh, I play my own way. I'm like, that's Monday or Tuesday, Stugatz.
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I thought you get the elbow involved when you're doing that.
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Hour 1: Great American Cities
He's doing it without the elbow. I always go elbow. You go with the thumb?
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That's the thing. On a Tuesday, you're thrilled for that guest. But on a Friday, you're like, hmm. On a Friday, no.
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Anything gets them nowadays. Right. And so to shame. That Google commercial? Hell and back.
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This episode of the Dan Labattard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Venmo.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
And then he gave it to his son in law.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
No, I just think like if you're Harrison Ford and you get a Jeep, you look at your family. Who needs a Jeep? Kyle needs a Jeep. Why is this always Kyle with you? Hey, Kyle.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I can't believe how little alcohol this room drank for the Super Bowl. I didn't drink at all. Mike didn't drink. Jess, did you drink?
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
To be specific, this was a pistachio gelato.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Just said it, all right? Let me be.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I was just trying to flare up my gelato.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
At least we're not stopping down and focusing on it.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I'm sorry. I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too?
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
I had to watch this multiple times because I'm like, is he doing a thing where he's being sarcastic and he's looking at the camera like I... No, no. This is genuine. He's like, it's the kind of guy I am. If I won 50K, I would just start handing out $5,000.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
Because I saw another one of these where they asked him about blackjack. where he did his Stugatz thing of, I play how I want, I don't give a shit, where I was like, that's the Stugatz I know. He's playing, like, that's the hits right there, baby. And then the next one, he's this, like, earnest, oh, I'd start, 550K, I would hand it out to anyone who needs it. That's the kind of guy I am.
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The Big Suey: Just The Kind Of Guy I Am
And I'm like, what happened between those two videos?
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Local Hour: Super Bowl LIX Reaction
Okay, well, let's talk. He'swithus.com or something. Immaculate Foundation.
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Look, it was a week. We don't need to get into it.
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He was fine. No. Guys, he was cut off mid-sentence, headed into a commercial break.
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Fox debuted a new scorebook to distract people from Tom Brady.
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What would they do if old Ron would have then told us the law firm he works for right after? Like, I'm Ron Torbert of Torbert, Ister, and Green.
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I don't think it would have been the same.
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Did they end up there? We don't need to get into it. I was wondering where some of those interviews ended up. I don't see them anywhere. But, you know, we go and we do work. We go and we do work. Except Friday we canceled all those interviews because someone had a flight and he had to get out of town.
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I had a conversation with an Uber driver about Harry Connick Jr. because you were hearing how he was at the Kelsey party and all this stuff. The Uber driver was like, you know, his dad was famously a DA here for 20 years. I'm like, I didn't know that. Why would I know that? I was like, was he any good? I'm like, yeah, yeah, he was a good DA, which I don't know who keeps rankings of their local DAs.
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Uh-oh, all right, well, let's, okay.
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Oh, so he was not a good DA. I'm glad we're here. I'm glad we're here the day after the Super Bowl to talk about Harry Connick Sr. and his record as a DA.
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I'm with Chris in that I feel like if you were to have a quiz and you were like, is this a Harry Connick Jr. movie? Or is it not? Or is this a Harry Connick Jr. song? Or is it not? I don't think people would do very well on that quiz. I don't think that people would get passing. I think C-plus is the best anyone in this room could do in terms of what has Harry Connick Jr.
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done besides be Harry Connick Jr.
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Everybody else had to wait until 7 o'clock for their flight because we didn't know what time his flight was at. So we could have moved up five hours, but instead we were just kind of walking around New Orleans trying to figure out. Twiddling our thumbs, as they say. But, hey. We're back. We're here. Don't worry about it. Did you do a Colin Cowherd-esque show today?
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New Orleans. A plane out of Philadelphia today would be a disaster.
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All right, a quick quiz here. I have four names of albums, and you tell me which one of these is a Harry Connick Jr. album.
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No, no. So for those of you who enjoy God Bless Football and the DraftKings Network, you're going to watch it tonight. This is what happened. I didn't want to wait. until 2 o'clock to publish a Super Bowl recap episode because I thought for the podcast listeners that was a little ridiculous. So I did one and Mike Yeh was there. Fuentes was there, you know, kind of helping out.
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So, you know, we had a little threesome, if you will, sometimes. Some people call it that. Three days.
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a little bit of that but uh you know it's just kind of two of us talking it out and then through the magic of uh production later on the DraftKings network all of us will be there because we're gonna do another exact same guy was football after the show today so that we can get that out on the DraftKings network but again I was gonna wait to get the podcast out because people weren't used to the podcast at that time so I had to give
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to the podcast. Good job, Matt.
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Well, he only considers his schedule. He's being more considerate of his schedule. Only his.
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I called Pete Davidson Pete Wentz.
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That's all. Meg Ryan did the same movie 50 times, right? Yeah. Like, in the heyday, like, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally. Like, it was all the same movie over and over again, right? Rom-coms. You've Got Mail.
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Jason Statham. Oh, I was going to say not Statham.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's flying. He said he'll be here at 9.45 or 10. I said, that doesn't work. We mute Tip Cobbler's football at 7.30 in the morning. And he said, oh, we can do it after the show. I go, well, I don't think people want to wait until 2 o'clock for a Super Bowl recap, so I'm going to have to do that one solo. So that's what I did.
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If you think that I spent an hour breaking down Kendrick Lamar, you will be disappointed in God Bless Football this week, I will say. What did you... We talked some football, Dan. We talked some pigskin. We did some commercials. We did some stuff. We played a game of more or less Mike Lee. So, you know, things that we do.
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No, it's not that I don't want to bring attention to it. I just, you know, I have to walk a tightrope here so that I don't recycle, you know, the things that I did so I don't want to do. But if you want, we could play a game of more or less Mike Lee real quickly, a little preview.
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You're going to like this. This is how more or less Mike Lee works. I give you a situation, and it's more Mike Lee or it's less Mike Lee. So this was a scenario, and we can discuss because you guys will have different opinions on this, and you might have a different answer. Which is more Mike-ly, that Drew Barrymore has been on an MSC cruise or that Eugene Levy has ever eaten Little Caesars?
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Because the cruise, I saw the cruise commercial and I said, I'm never going to step on a cruise ship and Drew Barrymore is just going to be hanging out at this cruise ship. Like, it's very un-Mike-ly that this situation happened. It's called more or less Mike-ly because we have someone on the show, his name is Mikey, Dan.
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So the other one, though, was immediately followed up back-to-back commercials with Eugene Levy telling us about Little Caesars. And Eugene Levy never in his life has been to a Little Caesars, and I am willing to die on that. I am willing to go down with that shit because I don't think that he even, when approached, knew what Little Caesars was.
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And I'm basing that, yes, sure, on his character in the public and the way that he behaves. But I've been watching his show on Apple, Apple Plus, Apple whatever it's called. And he's there and he's on vacation and he's in all these opulent hotels and he's visiting all these destinations. And you can tell that his life is not one that involves Little Caesars.
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And there's nothing wrong with hot and ready pizza. There's nothing wrong with Little Caesars. There's nothing wrong with those giant heating microwaves that you have to go in and you have to put in codes and then a little door opens and you get out your Little Caesars. Nothing wrong with any of that. I just don't think that this is something that Eugene Levy has ever done in his life.
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No, lacrosse season has started.
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Am I the only one that knows this? Did he not tell anyone? I assumed this was run by someone. I was aware that he'd be late today.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
I don't want to hear from all of those teams. I don't want to hear from any of those teams. I'm in my Chiefs hat because, you know, when you're part of Chiefs Kingdom, you ride the highs and the lows, and we've had a lot of highs as members here of Chiefs Kingdom. So, you know, the day after you get blown out of the Super Bowl, I'm going to own it. You're still thankful for the journey.
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I like that you could see through it. My only gripe, and it's probably crazy, is I thought it was too big. You know, like if you're going to go like minimalist on it, make it a little bit smaller so that I can actually see through. Because I was basically looking around billboards to watch the game on the thing. Like the team names were too big. And then sometimes like where's down in distance?
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Like where's the play clock? Like it was a little confusing. I kind of like that they went for something there, though.
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What'd you want it to look like? Just the regular one, whatever they had before?
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Yeah. I mean, I thought it was fine. I liked it. And it also took away from Tom Brady talking into commercial breaks and getting cut off in sentence. So many people were talking about the graphics that they weren't talking about Tom Brady, which I think was a win. And his watch. His watch was ridiculous. Apparently worth $800,000. I cannot imagine going into a store.
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I don't even, I assume a store, right? And saying, I'll take that one. And they're like $800,000. Like, okay, here's the card. Like, how does that work?
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I guess the idea is so foreign to me because like, if I go and I spend like, I don't know, a couple hundred dollars sometimes, like the card will just say like decline. Like this is, you know, bad activity, suspicious activity. Like, so the idea, like $800,000, imagine you're him. And then the bank has to call you or text you like three times, like send Y for yes.
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I don't know what my thing would be if I made money. I hope to one day figure it out.
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Yeah. Yeah, I figured. When we come back. Watch guys. We're going to get into the Jets. We're going to get into commercials. And we're going to have some winners and losers.
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Exactly right. We've had, oh, God, what a number of years we've had going back and forth. Don't let the people tell you that this is the end of the dynasty. I will not accept that.
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I don't know why I wait till word breaks to vent to you guys about things.
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Well, it's about things that I probably shouldn't be talking about on air anyways. Sure. Just a real quick thing. There was a couple at this party that announced they were having a baby.
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lovely look at me louis very happy for you it's a super bowl okay like i again very very happy for this couple it was kind of a family party they weren't in my family but like that's that's another thing but like very happy for you guys i don't know why we did it in in the middle of the game also like it was it was a little bit odd to me like second and ten hey guys guess what
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Yeah, there's just like a cheer erupted, and then we found out what was going on. Again, very happy for the couple, but it seemed like, timing for me seemed a little suspect. Hey, you want to play a game of winners and losers presented by Smirnoff the World's Numberwood Vodka? Always. Please drink responsibly.
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I also, Mikey, have, and I know this is your thing, so I don't want to step on your toes here at all, but I want to play a game, a quick one round of more Mike Lee. Oh, yes. If we can.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
Well, it's good then. We can do it now to kind of, you know. Dip our toe in. Exactly right. Give people a little appetite for more Mike Lee. Yeah, tease a little bit. Okay. Winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. Do you guys have any winners or losers that you want to get to today? Or am I flying so high? I have a loser. I have a loser. You have a loser? Oh, okay. The music started.
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No, no, no, not the end of the dynasty.
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All right, you want to go first? You can give us a loser first.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
First of all, season starts today, just as we've already discussed. Brand new season, undefeated, just like you are. Also, Xavier Worthy. Have a game, Xavier Worthy. I took Xavier Worthy in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff. I'm not even going to tell you the URL because that's done. That ended yesterday, so you don't need to go.
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In A.J. Brown. A.J. Brown, a couple weeks ago, was seen on the sideline reading a book. And we had people in the company here, David Sampson, said he would have cut A.J. Brown the next day. And A.J. Brown then during the Super Bowl had a moment with Nick Sirianni where he was kind of getting a little lippy and they were getting a little bit frustrated.
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He said, oh, wow, the tensions are carrying over. I hope this team doesn't unravel. No, they did not because the next drive, A.J. Brown scored a touchdown. So A.J. Brown, not the best behavior all the time. Super Bowl champion, big winner, A.J. Brown.
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So the offensive pass interference was very early in the game, and it seemed like a huge moment, which ended up being completely insignificant. First drive, it would have been like a 20-yard pickup and instead ends up resulting in a punt. Yeah. I got to be honest with you, in the slow-mo, I'm like, yeah, I get what you call it. And by the way, Mike Pereira was doing the officials no favors.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
Absolutely no favors. And I don't want to be the guy that comes in and says, Mike Pereira, do better, whatever. But Mike Pereira. Do a little bit better, okay? Like, you know how hard this job could be. Don't come up here and tell us when you're watching things in slow-mo replay, well, I would have done this, I would have done that, I would have done this, I would have done that.
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I have somewhat of a gripe, and I realize that this is ridiculous because I'm in media. I hate, I hate... I hate hearing the coaches and former executives and former, you know, whatever, head of officiating, officials and all this stuff. Tell me what they would have done in this situation.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
Buddies, if you guys were so great at those jobs, you'd still have them because no one is walking away from these positions willingly to go talk about these positions. You guys were all bad at your jobs. And that's why you're on television talking about the other people who are better at their jobs than you were. And that's why they still have said jobs and they haven't been replaced.
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So you coming out and talking crap about them really rubs me the wrong way. I'm tired of hearing how easy it was to be a former coach and how easy it was to be in management and how easy it was to be an official when you couldn't hang. And that's why you're on television talking about the people that couldn't. Just a little mini rant. Here's a loser in Winners and Losers presented by Smirnoff.
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And you don't even really need a recap of this presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. But I'm going to give it to you for free because I know that you guys really are interested and want to hear about our fantasy situation. So, like, Super Bowl is a different one.
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Here's a winner and loser presented by Smirnoff, and it is the exact same thing that you just said, but for a different reason. Here are the losers. Us. for saying that the officials were cheating on behalf of the Chiefs and they overcorrected and did not cheat on behalf of the Chiefs to the point that the game was not interesting.
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I could have used a lot of cheating yesterday on behalf of the officials just to keep things close and tight and honestly interesting for three quarters because, boy, was that game boring. Like, a long, boring game. We've gone over it. So happy for the Eagles and the wonderful people of Philadelphia. I can't think of a fan base that deserves this championship more than the Philly fans.
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Man, do they struggle. And man, are they gracious winners. I'm so happy for them. However, I could have really used... Some cheating by the officials yesterday just to keep things tight and interesting. Yeah. And by the way, to have them run the ball at all because I had Kareem Hunt in fantasy also. And nine yards, buddy, ain't going to do it. That's why I finished in 70th place.
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They ran it 11 times, but four of them were by Patrick Mahomes.
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Four of them were by Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Cheating. Could have used more of it yesterday in the Super Bowl. Do you have any winners or losers? Yeah, it would have been a more interesting game. Any winners and losers for you? No?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
Yeah. You know who was a winner this weekend? Mike Fuentes was the winner because he listened to the bear.
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He did listen to the bear. Selectively. Well, that's true, too. He chose when. But the time that he chose, great time for him to choose to listen to the bear. Great time for him to listen to the bear. You want to play a quick game of more Mike-ly? I do. Unless you have any more winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
You have the captain that's points and a half, and then you have five different, you know, utility slots, basically, where you can take anyone else on the field. Oh. Xavier Worthy came in clutch. I finished in like 46th place or something like that, so right out of the money, but what a pickup by Xavier Worthy. Saquon Barkley, dud of a game.
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Any more winners and losers? Going once. Going twice. Okay, sold. More Mike-ly. We're going to move on to the next thing. More Mike-ly. All right, so Super Bowl. Big thing in the Super Bowl are the commercials. I don't know how you guys felt about the commercials this year. Again, I have somewhat discussed the setup that I had with you guys. I was outside. There were a lot of people.
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Hard to watch the commercials on the projection screen, also when a lot of people are talking.
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I'm with you on that. And I feel like and I don't know this, but I feel like the companies and like the ad agencies and all that are spending so much on these commercials that they're like, we can't just run for 30 seconds and be out eight million dollars. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I'm with you because I I'd like to be surprised. And there really is never a surprise anymore in the commercials just because you already see them beforehand. So anyways. More Mike Lee. And this is Super Bowl commercial based. Did you guys have a favorite commercial? Just out of curiosity.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Season Hangover
I have maybe like two that I can even remember happening. I remember that Pringles had one where for some reason they were like blowing into it and then the mustaches were flying off people's faces. I remember that one. And I was like, oh, Adam Brody. He's still doing stuff. Good for him. Yeah. Good for him. Seal as a seal.
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I didn't even see that one.
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Well, it had Cindy Sweeney in it, which is right after a Glenn Powell commercial, which the two of them.
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Enough already, the two of them.
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Yeah, I did see Becky G in a commercial. I had no idea what it was for, and now that you're mentioning it, I do remember a seal, but I didn't realize that seal was a seal because, again, I was very far away from the screen as a whole thing.
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Real quick, winners and losers. You don't have to play the music. Real quick, winners and losers. And this is the dangerous game that happens with projections also. Winners, all of us for a kid not tripping on the cable and unplugging the projector because it's happened every single year. A kid trips on the cable, unplugs the projector, unplugs the sound. There's a scramble.
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Guy scores a touchdown every single game except the Super Bowl, which, in my opinion, does he deserve a ring?
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No one knows how to fix it. You have to do a whole thing. People are shaking things. Now you're just sitting outside in the dark. Didn't happen yesterday. So good job on all the children.
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without even speaking somebody sits by the cable and anytime a kid starts a pro whoa whoa whoa whoa stay right there go around there around there wasn't but i think what happened is the bounce house placement uh made it so that the kids weren't in the area with the cables which is a good job by everyone that's set up okay so here is a round of super bowl commercial more mike lee okay
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Fuentes, you want to play More Mikely also? Okay. And this is, I realize now, not fun at all. But at the time, I thought it was fun and I thought I was going to have more of these because it was early on and it was a commercial. Okay. Which is More Mikely? And if you have More Mikelys that you want to send us, you can tag all of us, you know, at Billy Gill, Mike Esports.
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I need them for the season.
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So if you want, you have any ideas, just tweet at all of us, hashtag More Mikely. Which is more Mike Lee? Drew Barrymore going on an MSC cruise? Or Eugene Levy eating at Little Caesars? More Mike Lee. Because those were back-to-back commercials. And when I saw them, when I saw Drew Barrymore, I was like, Drew Barrymore is never going to be on a cruise ship with the common folk.
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Some people are wondering, doesn't show up in the biggest game, kind of has his team carry him. Really, the MVP should have been the kicker, if we're going to be perfectly honest with you. Guy puts up basically half of their points for the entire game. And Jalen Hurts was pretty good, too.
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I am never going to walk around on a cruise and see Drew Barrymore on an MSC cruise. And I was like, this is ridiculous. And then the next commercial comes on and Eugene Levy is selling me Little Caesars. And I said, that is a man who does not even know what Little Caesars is while he's trying to sell me Little Caesars.
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God bless football, Mikey, eh?
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Okay, now here's my thinking. I think that you guys are right in terms of more Mike Lee that Drew Barrymore could end up on a cruise.
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Now, this is why I think that she could end up on a cruise because cruises also have like celebrity quote unquote like godmothers or godfathers where they're like the celebrity that's tied to the ship and they go with like the christening of the ship and all of that stuff. So like I could see her being in one of those scenarios.
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I could see, I think she has children where she like takes the kids on the cruise. You won't see her. You're not going to hang out with, you know, Drew Barrymore. She's not going to be at like the, the, whatever the challenge is like the last night where everybody's like,
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running around like oh i need a pair of two two left sandals everybody and she's like running up and down trying to get you those she's not going to be there eugene levy the idea of him at a little caesars that might be the worst fit of celebrity endorser and product that i've ever seen and part of it is because i just started watching on a plane eugene levy's travel show where he's it's on apple plus or apple i gotta be honest with you confession time circle of trust here friends
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I don't know the difference between just Apple TV and Apple Plus. I think it's the same. I think they just changed the name. Maybe there's like a $3 difference and one of them gives you something that the other one doesn't. I have no idea what the difference is between the Apple and the Apple Plus.
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But his show is on Apple or Apple Plus or one of the Apples where he's going around and, oh, I'm Eugene Levy. I'm a grump. I don't like to travel, but now I'm exploring the world and I love everything. Look at me. I'm enjoying life at 75 years old. Exactly right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Fuentes is with us today. It is the day after the Super Bowl. Happy Super Bowl, everyone. I guess not happy Super Bowl. It's kind of a bad Super Bowl, if I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. Bit of a drag. Not really competitive at any point in time. It's a fitting end to, you know, a season, I guess. Not at all, actually. It was terrible.
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Yeah, I mean, Josh Sweat winning the MVP kind of would have been a little bit tricky. Jalen Hurts had two passing touchdowns. He had his rushing touchdown via the tush push. Patrick Mahomes finishing the game with more passing yards than Jalen Hurts is surprising. Well, it's not because they were in desperation mode, right, where he just kind of starts heaving passes and 50-yard touchdowns.
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But he had like 30 passing yards, I think, headed into the fourth quarter. That's not an actual stat, but that basically was a stat.
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And then they go, and I don't know how many millions of dollars they paid for it, to then go live to the Superdome where they're playing Country Roads, trying to get videos of people singing to have it almost be an extended commercial, right? Very heavy-handed, very forced. No one seemed to really be singing Country Roads except like three people.
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So great quarter and a half with Patrick Mahomes, but oof. Rough game for him. Rough game for him.
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So like they didn't get the moment that they wanted, I don't think. However, there was part of me when this is going on, and I'm wondering, Fuentes, if this happened to you. There was part of me when this was going on where I sat down and I said, and it's a ridiculous question to ask, but because of the way the week played out, I did wonder. I wonder if Adam Devine just thought about Rose right now
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because the fact that you have this crazy person singing country roads to a completely different you know words that aren't for the song baton rouge yeah california makes no sense it made absolutely no sense but the fact that you have this crazy adam devon sing those words i i know but i i did i did wonder when it happened i go i wonder if wherever he is if he's watching this like with somewhere he's like
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Someone sang that song to me this week in an interview, but was singing about Baton Rouge. It was the weirdest thing. And then every time I saw her the rest of the trip, she just kept coming up and saying hi to me, and she thought we were really friends. So that was what I was thinking when that went on yesterday during the Super Bowl.
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Some people. 25 rushing yards.
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Well, it may be the same thing that happened with Adam. The timing was just honestly incredible. That was a prominent feature in an ad, and I was like, yeah. Anyway.
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Mikey, your Jets are a disaster. I don't know if we have enough time here, but your Jets are a disaster. You're not going to get anyone coming back. Hey, guess what, though? Good thing for you. New year. Fresh start. New quarterback. New receiver. New coach. New GM. New everything for you, huh? What an exciting time to be a Jets fan. No? Okay. All right, guys, this is a fun year.
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That's going to wrap it up for Monday episodes of God Bless Football. We're going all year long. We're just not going to be doing the Monday Fridays until the season begins again.
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Fridays only moving forward for the rest of the year, or not the rest of the year, the rest of the offseason. I don't think we have any weeks off, which maybe will change. We'll see because I'm a little bit tired. But we'll see if we have any times off. But we have the Combine coming up. We have the draft coming up. I heard from some people draft show location. And it might be exciting.
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There was a funny exchange with someone. It was one of the sponsors. The sponsor was like, I heard we might be going to Nashville for the draft, which I don't think I'm supposed to be saying, but whatever. The sponsor was like, I heard we might be going to Nashville for the draft. And this guy's like, what happens if they trade the number one pick, buddy? What are we going to do?
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And he's like, then we're in Nashville. And I was like, exactly. Exactly right. Then we're there. What are we going to do?
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Anyways, see you guys Friday.
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I mean, he only had 39 yards. He had six targets. He dropped two early on. The Eagles defense, as good as advertised. The Chiefs couldn't do absolutely anything. And the entire season we saw the Chiefs just kind of find a way week after week after week and just kept believing, you know what, maybe they'll find a way.
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Even though we're not ever actually at the game, I feel like we're there anyways. You know what? What? In celebration of that, I have an idea. What?
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Right now. This is exciting. Right now. Everybody. Toasting it. This is not a drill. All right. We're toasting. Okay. To football. To football. Thank you, football, for all these warm, fuzzy feelings you've made us feel all year. Yes. And that's it. To football. Thank you.
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And to a lot of people's credit last week, I think Chris Sims was one of them was saying, you know what? I could see this being a two score game. Like I could see them winning by two touchdowns, even easily if they win. And that ended up being what happened because don't let the 40 to 22 score trick you. This was not a close game at any point in time.
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And we were just kind of at the end, letting the chiefs score if they want to do whatever they wanted to, just to kind of let's get to the end of this game and give the Eagles their trophy already.
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Yeah, Kenny Pickett. Everybody move. Good for Pickett, huh, getting in there towards the end of the game.
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That was nice. That's a dicey bet by you. Also, thoughts and prayers to everyone who had Saquon Barkley anytime touchdown. Friends, I'm sorry. This wasn't the game for you. 57 yards. Also, a little tease and peas for the people who had Jalen Hurts at over 224.5 passing yards because he finished with 221. Which, gosh, how do they always know?
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How do they always know when they give you the lines that it's going to be that close? It's honestly incredible.
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Yeah. Big day for Cooper DeGene, huh?
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Well, on his birthday too, I believe. Yeah.
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Honestly, and this might sound crazy, the Cooper DeGene interception return for the touchdown was when that game ended. And it was like midway through the second. But I think it made it a 17-point game at the time. You're like, okay, this is over. They're not coming back from this game whatsoever.
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What was your viewing experience like? Did you have a lot of people come over? Did you go to someone else's house? How was your Super Bowl day?
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Yeah. Stugatz will be joining us later today on the TV side, not on the audio side. He is in transit because that's what we do the day after the Super Bowl. But there's plenty of things to talk about. There was a game. There were commercials. There was some Jets news over the weekend that I'm eager to see what Mikey thinks about as he is dressed in full Jets gear from head to toe.
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Yeah. Okay. They just decided we're done with this, or would they normally leave at halftime? We left before halftime also, but it was because it was bedtime. Normally, we leave at halftime or after halftime, put the girls to bed. My daughter, might be surprising to some of you, Not a Kendrick Lamar fan. So we said, you know what? We can probably leave early.
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My three-year-old daughter doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is. We don't really have to see the halftime show for her this year. We can leave a little bit early, put her to sleep. I can watch the rest of the game, the halftime show at home. So that's what we elected to do yesterday.
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Where I was at was a party. There was a bounce house for the children, which ended up breaking. Look. We can talk about this. Let's get into it. Let's talk about this just here amongst friends because the Super Bowl party that I was at was an experience. I was over at my cousin's house, and hopefully no one that was in attendance for this is listening. I was over at my cousin's house.
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He has two daughters as well. They invite some friends over from school, the parents, all of that stuff, right? Yeah. They rent a tent, they'd put it out in their yard. They rent a tent and then they have one of those like giant inflatable screens that they got from who knows where they got it from. And then they project the game onto the screen in the yard.
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People sit underneath the tent and then there's like a giant, uh, they had a bounce house that like they're friends of the people that rented them the tent. So they threw in the bounce house for free. As I was told, here's the thing about the inflatable screen.
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basically you can only start watching the game right when kickoff happens because it's too bright so you can't project onto the screen until like kickoff time so like leading up to kickoff it's very tense because it's like what are we doing is the national anthem going on like where are we i'm looking at 6 30 it's still daylight out like why are we not watching the game right now oh it's because of the sun we can't see the screen because it's too bright out
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So like that was one situation. But sure enough, as soon as kickoff happens, the sun knows, you know what, it's time for me to go away. Let's watch this game, right? However, there was probably like 50 people there at least. There were a ton of people, a ton of kids there. There was a bounce house there. Kids somehow broke the bounce house, which I...
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No, it was like the protective netting on the outside somehow broke and kids were sliding out the side, which is crazy dangerous. But what do you now tell the person that lent you that bounce house for free? You know what I mean? I do not envy the position that he's in where he has to now explain to someone, hey, thank you for that generosity. This broke. Fuentes put on his headphones.
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I think he has lots of thoughts on bounce houses. Maybe.
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I suspect to mourn the season, to celebrate the season. I don't know why you're dressed in all Jets clothes today.
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Yeah, so I bought myself My wife wanted to get me a projector because I would say I want a projector. I want a projector. I want a projector. But I wanted a projector for a different reason. And it was for just regular season football because I'm what I like to call a normal person. And I am not allowed to have multiple TVs just...
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set up on the wall in the front of the house like i don't have like yes you have two tvs stacked one on top of the other but you have it in in a room isolated not like where you come in on the house right so like my wife is like no we're not gonna have multiple tvs which is very understandable and very normal so for the longest time i was like you know what i'm gonna get a projector i'm just gonna project onto the wall another thing and then i could just put it away when it's time
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During football season, I have red zone on one and then like, you know, the Dolphins game, the main game on the other. Right. So eventually I bought myself a projector for like 20 bucks on Amazon, which she was like, oh, I was going to get you a projector this year. It's like, listen, we've been having this debate for two years now.
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I know that you weren't going to like and you would have paid way too much for one. This is like just a indulgence that I have for a couple of hours, a couple of weeks a year. Like we didn't need to go crazy and break the bank on a projector. So I used to project onto like the wall next to the TV, the other game, right?
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To Mike Fuentes' point, there's basically like of the entire screen, maybe like three inches that are actually in focus. Like you can't actually, it's like, do I want the players to be in focus or do I want the bottom bar and the graphics with all the information to be in focus? Because they're not both going to be in focus. Only one of them can be in focus here.
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Maybe that's the difference. I was going to say, now, granted, this is a projector that, again, costs like $20, $25, and I put on a tripod. It's not like permanently mounted. So like I have to do all of the different tricks where I like rotate the angles and all of that. But projector life, not for me in general.
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I've been taking it. I walked in and someone said to me, you're a pessimist. I was like, oh, thanks. Good morning. She was. I'm Harmon.
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There's a, you know, there's behind the scenes controversy that's being sorted out.
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Yeah, I learned don't trust the people that you wanted to do a solid for, ever. And I never again will trust you fans.
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Well, if we ever do an oral history on the show, we can get to the bottom of what happens here.
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You're going to, oof. This one was an adventure, this tournament.
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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert
What if you wanted to have a meal with eggplant? Would you send an eggplant emoji? No. Okay.
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Postgame Show: Dinner & Dessert
It's just if you want. It's like you're cool and you send an eggplant emoji. If you put cheese next to it. If someone asks you a question. I have a feeling I don't believe any of you. Send them an eggplant emoji.
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You don't think human beings should have an expectation of privacy?
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I mean, yeah, I don't think people should go like act rashly, but I think there's definitely cause to be in a state of panic over everything that's happening. It's very naive to just be like, don't panic. Everything will be fine.
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I don't know if I've ever been a journalist on deadline.
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I work best with a strong deadline, yes. I work best if I know I have to do something by 8 p.m. I will do it, and it'll be done on time. If you're like, yeah, your deadline's maybe next week, maybe the week after, I'm not going to get to it right away. So yes, I work better when I'm a little under pressure. So you're a procrastinator. No, not necessarily.
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I'll make sure I have the time to do something. I'm not going to completely cast it aside to do frivolous nonsense. If I have other work to do, though, I'll get that work done first before the thing with the nebulous deadline.
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What if we eliminated what ifs from professional sports?
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I thought everyone knew the Cal Ripken conspiracy theory in the last segment. Yeah, I guess that's true. I guess maybe everyone doesn't know. Billy, did you know it?
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Yeah, I had heard of it, but we do this thing sometimes where when we all know the thing, we don't really set up what the thing is. So then we're talking about it, but then at times people get mad that we don't explain it to them. Then at times people get mad when we over-explain things to them. So there's really no winning.
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I am surrounded by people who are not particularly impressed by me. Not entirely by choice, but I'm not, this isn't specific to a topic or your question, but I'm not surrounded by people who listen to the show or love the show or whatever. There might be some, but for the most part, it's not what I do here. always crosses over to what I'm doing outside of work, right?
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Because they just, the people that I know have different interests or whatever. So like, I never let anything really get to my head or whatever, because I'm grounded very easily when I'm just told by all the people around me, no one cares about that.
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My dad listens to almost every episode that I'm in. Does he call you and give you some pointers? He gets mad at me when he learns things about my life from the show that he didn't know about me beforehand because I didn't tell him or whatever. He gets mad about that. Like, he found out... This was a rough one. I think he found out that I got in a car accident because I talked about it on the show.
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And I hadn't told him. Because I got hit. It's this whole thing. I don't want to be ageist again. But this old man that shouldn't have been driving crashed into me. Damn. Guy was, like, 93 years old. Hit me. Then we get, like, the written report. And I assume, okay, I'm fine. Like, his insurance is going to pay for it. So I go to his insurance. Because he...
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He just flat out ran a red light and just crashed into me. And then the report was like inconclusive. The police officer didn't choose a side or whatever. There's traffic cameras. And we called every agency of local government to get access to those cameras. And they basically were like, well, they're kind of just for funsies. They're like, we only use those if you run a red light.
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I'm like, perfect. This is the scenario I was in. Someone ran a red light and hit me. How do we get that footage? And they're like, well, we can't really get that footage. We can just kind of use it and watch live if we want, but we can't actually track it down. Let me tell you something about cameras, David. They never work when you need them, okay?
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Never once in my life has a security camera come in to save the day. It's always, my car got hit. Let's go to the... security camera of the parking garage, it got hidden. Oh no, those cameras haven't worked for years. Cameras never work. When you need a camera, they never work for any reason.
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There was this whole Miami Herald article I read a few weeks ago about the new cameras they put on, I think, school buses that are supposed to catch people speeding. They do. Those do. Well, apparently they've been sending tickets to people that...
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Hour 2: The Height Requirement
have not been breaking the law at all and it's for like a two hundred fifty dollar fine or something and all these people are like wait a second i didn't do that i was like i was on the other side of the media and what are you talking about you have to stop on the other side i believe okay well the point of the story was that there were people that were being falsely badly listen did you see the richard sherman thing the cameras oh yeah that's crazy so he was he was robbed
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
The only security cameras that seem to be working presently that are actually getting people arrested are the ones on Teslas. Every other security camera, you can't identify a person. For some reason, if you go and you ride on a Tesla, you're going to jail for 45 years. At least. Don't deface a Tesla or put gum on a handle because then it's like a felony because the handles are so expensive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
Same. I know a couple people that had them that have sold them. Not for reasons of whatever. They sold them before.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
One was because they didn't like them. I know someone that sold theirs because they were like, this car stinks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
One of my friends would get nauseous when driving it, allegedly. Do I have to say allegedly? One of my friends allegedly would get nauseous while driving. I mean, if he told you that, you'd get nauseous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
It was a she-roy way to be open-minded. I apologize. She was nauseous. And then my cousin had one and sold it because he would go on road trips because he didn't live here. And he'd come to visit the family and would have to stop to recharge it like halfway. And it just got to a point where he's like, I can't. It's just too much work for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
I don't like the idea that the car can just decide like, you know what, you want to go to Burger King? Nah, let's go to the gym instead. And I get locked in the car and I get taken to LA Fitness and it's like, time to work out, fatty. How great would that be?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: The Height Requirement
You don't have data anymore, Roy. Get rid of the idea that your data is not yours. Yeah, you don't have any data.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
If you can afford the tax and get that thing out of there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Get on the show, book her.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Well, he still has the assist and points record, which is unbreakable.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Goals thing's cool, but... Well, Gretzky has more assists than the rest of the league in history has points. So there's that. That's unbreakable.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Probably Sidney Crosby, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
37? Yeah, just about, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
They already have it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Yes, they are behind Winnipeg. For the East, though, they got home ice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
He's pretty up there, but he's not 58 years old.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
I was about to say, I didn't get a single text from you, buddy. What time are we talking here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
You might as well drop it on red. I mean, I won $400 at Daniel Highline. Really? Yeah. Doing what? Trifecta. Oh, wow. Did you report it? Was it 215? No, it was not 215. You don't have to report that. There was an 8 in there somewhere.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
I mean, you would think that would be pretty noticeable.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Sure, that's not a scam?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: The Loneliness of Not Sleeping
Might have to look into that. Every house down here is worth like $800,000 now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Nein, nicht mal. Nicht mal 37 Dollar. Nicht mal. Free? Ja, free. Ihr verabschiedet ein Video und bekommt einen Prompter. Der Prompter erzählt euch, worum dieses Video geht. Wenn ihr auf levitard.af schaut, seht ihr, dass es sagt, dass es ein Fan-versus-Fan-Tournament ist. Und was wir tun werden, ist, unsere Publikation zu unifizieren, indem wir sie gegen einander kümmern.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Also, sie werden Videos haben, sie werden sich eine Frage stellen, sie werden die Frage beantworten, und dann werden die Fans für den Fan, den sie lieben, wählen. Bracket-Style. Sie werden weitergehen, Runde für Runde. Und der Gewinner... wird einen sehr schönen Preis bekommen, insbesondere, wenn man den Spiel mit einem Dan Lebitard anschaut. Sehr spannend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Ich werde euch nicht sagen, welchen Dan Lebitard, aber ein Dan Lebitard wird den Spiel mit diesem Fan anschauen. Also, macht jetzt, denn hier ist das Ding.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Maybe more people will be involved in that situation. Who knows? Maybe there'll be like a I can't give away too much information. In honesty, I can't give you too much information because I found out there are so many legal hurdles that go into having contests. Lawyers have really been holding this thing up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Don't phrase it that way.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Thank you, Greg. He gets it. So, here's the thing, just go online, levitardaf.com, look for the thing, start submitting your videos, why you should be one of these people. They'll give you the question, answer the question. There's only going to be 64, and if I've learned anything, it's probably going to be the first 64 that we get.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
So act now and submit, because if we start getting into the 400s, good chance we're not going to see your videos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Or annoy Dan. Be really annoying and maybe fans will vote for you so Dan has to watch the game with you because you're really annoying. Whatever it is that you want to do. But also try to be one of the first 64 because if it's after 64 again, there's a good chance if we put Taylor in charge of this, we're not even going to see the video.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
That's the way to do it. It's possible. If you show up late, they're not going to not start the game because you're late, but they're not going to take your tickets away.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Well, so March Sadness is... Wir sind fast zwei Wochen von Selection Sunday entfernt und wir sagten uns, dass wir ehrlich sein wollen. Die Leute lieben es nicht, was wir für March Sadness gemacht haben. Das ist in Ordnung. Das ist in Ordnung. Also wollten wir uns anrufen und den Fans zurückgeben und die Fans zu unterstützen. Wir haben die Boost Mobile Line, die wir gemacht haben.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
You can't show up late. You do have kind of a tendency.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
You really should send Danny Benitez today and see what the Panthers' reaction is. But with Valerie. Yes, because a lot of these things, like... Du wirst nicht die Person sehen, die dich eigentlich eingeladen hat, richtig? Sie handeln das zu einem Handler, der Handler handelt das zu einem Handler. Du bist also mit dritten und vierten Partien beschäftigt in vielen solchen Fällen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Wenn Danny Benitez aufsteht und sagt, Hi, ich bin Dan Levittard, ich bin hier, um den Drummer zu schlagen, würden sie sagen, oh ja, ja, komm rein, es sind zwei Minuten bis jetzt, komm schon, wir werden dich durch die Wälder der Arena drücken.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Und sie stellen dich auf einen Golfkart, es gibt immer Golfkarten, sie stellen dich auf einen Golfkart, sie schlagen dich weg und dann, boom, Danny Benitez sagt, vamos gatos, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Und dann sind wir mit Greg auf der Suite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Aber das ist nur einmal pro Woche. Das ist nicht genug. Also sagten wir uns, dass es ein großartiges Preis wäre. Wenn wir das öffnen und wir einen Preis haben, wo jemand den Spiel mit Dan sehen kann. Wäre das nicht spannend, Dan? Wir können einen Fan sehen, der den Spiel mit dir spielt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: JuJu Gotti Wins Best Dismissal
Wait, what costume are you wearing for this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
She did tell me don't get that. She said get the name brand one. This is why she's not your friend. Well, here's the thing about it, too, though. She didn't show up with that. I have it at home, and you won't believe this, but... Every day I'm prepared for these scenarios. And every day I have medicine on me just in case I'm not feeling well. Except today. So I have Mucinex at home.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Why? Because it's like TVPG or something?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I have Mucinex DM at home. I have all of the Mucinexes at home. The maximum, the minimum, the average strengths. All of those. I have them at home.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Do they? Yeah. I'm feeling better. That's a scam. I'm with Tony. It's fine.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
And I smash them up, and then I put them in a piece of ham, and then I eat it like a dog.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
And then fast acting. That's why liquid gels are now the most popular choice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I'm just out of curiosity to kill the cat.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
You know what they say, Corey? Numbers sometimes lie. Sometimes lie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Don Levatard. That was a long story.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Yeah. OK. Write that down. I had to look up to see which was his first name and his last name, if I'm going to be honest with you. It's one of those situations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, when Fidel died the first time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, no, yes and no. So my argument was I didn't realize this was maximum strength when I got in. I was trying to avoid the maximum strength because I didn't feel maximum sick. Now, if something is generic or name brand and the generic is $5 cheaper, I'm always going to go with the generic because I'm going to be sick regardless. So I'd rather be sick with $5 than feel sick without the $5.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Now, again, if they had average strength that was $2 off, I would do that and I would risk it and I'd see, hey, guess what? I feel just the same. It's a whole thing. The reason, again, that I got this instead of the name brand is because I have the name brand at home. I don't need to keep buying the same name brand. I assume these go bad. You know what happened the other day?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
You're not going to believe this, Dan. You know what happened to me the other day? I had to throw away an entire 32-ounce Heinz ketchup. You know why? Because I went to BJ's and I said, I'm going to buy a three-pack of 32-ounce Heinz ketchups. And I did this like two years ago. And I didn't realize that my ketchup consumption as I'm getting older is really slowing down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I'm not using ketchup like I used to. I thought, there's no doubt in my mind. Why not? I don't know. I guess I'm maturing. I just thought... Before, I'd put ketchup on anything. I thought ketchup was nature's nectar. I loved ketchup. I would eat it with anything. Put some plain Lay's potato chips, they could use some ketchup. Heinz 57, I love it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
So I had to throw away a bottle and a half of Heinz ketchup because it expired. I had no idea they even expired. And I was pushing it as far as I could go. That sucker expired on January 5th, 2020, 25. And I said, you know, it's March 5th. We're still okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I forgot your last name was Brooks. I was going to ask you if you were going to name a child Brooks at some point, but Brooks Brooks would be a weird name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
But Princess Claire, I don't believe did. First Dan thought you had a son, and now Craig's leaving you out of the top 100.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It's a big one, Corey. That's all I got on that. More to come Tuesday. More to come. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Did you announce all 100 of your guests? Because last time we spoke, you said you weren't sure how you were going to do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, ask him also. Dan, I don't know if you remember this, but he teased it last time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Lee's college roommate was Eric Reid?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
He's a great collaborator. OK. Well. Disagree? I'm not saying that he's not a great collaborator. I don't know if I would just describe him as a collaborator. Hopefully Rick Ross is not listening tonight. I kind of hope he is. That'd be pretty cool. It would be, but. I don't know if the boss is someone that you want to be messing with. I think you're bolstering my point here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, well, you're lucky because what we got was, do you want to come watch me bang the drum? Because I have the opportunity for you to pay $37 to go watch me bang the drum.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Anyone that was willing to pay $37, I think, at the point in time. Yeah, it was like, I could choose two of you, and the rest of you can come. Just don't sit with the emperor. Plus parking, though. You have to drive to Sunrise and pay $37. I have to rent a Lexus so I get free parking and even that. You can come with me. Exactly right. You can come with me, Billy. I have a Lexus. Those $37,000.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
They don't do that anymore. They don't do it anymore? And then I have to start figuring out morally, am I okay? I know there's signs, but morally, am I okay parking at Sawgrass and walking across the street?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Exactly right. Pull up some zebra legs. You know, I've always thought that, right? Because it says, like, this parking is reserved for customers only, right? And, like, they have that at the Hard Rock, too. So if I were to go into Walmart and buy a Snickers bar and then put my receipt on the console of my car, I could not get towed because I was a customer of Walmart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Now, granted, I have spent four hours at a football game as a result, and I had free parking. But I was a customer of Walmart. You see my receipt right here. I bought a Snickers bar, correct? How would that hold up in court?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, here's the thing. Go on. I think you can argue DJ Khaled is a collaborator, right? Oh, I would absolutely argue that. Even DJ Khaled's song, DJ Khaled just gives, like, the beats, right? He doesn't add anything. I wouldn't go that far. Well, I didn't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Sushi? I don't know if this is allowed to go on air, Dan, so I may get pow-pow. But I saw a draft of what the intro for Dan is supposed to be. Do you want to hear the intro?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Just everybody else isn't. We have to pay $37 to see him. He's in the suite. What is that? So here is... I don't know. That was your invitation. That's quite the discount, by the way, for... I mean, if we're going to be fair, Dan, you would invite everyone to pay to come to your birthday party every year. So this is... I'm starting to notice a pattern here. You know what I mean? Wait, actually?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Here's what... Yeah, Moss. So here's what I learned. This is what the description was. Cuban-born, Miami native, radio podcast and TV host, Dan Lebitard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I'm just saying, when Kristen came around and said, if you guys want to go, anyone's welcome to come. And we said, okay, great. And she said, $37. And then plus convenience fees, which is like, poof.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I can't imagine they're great. Well, I know that they're upper deck seats.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Michael Marino was not in the upper deck seeing his dad downstairs with footy. You know what I mean? Mike and footy were downstairs in the suite.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
That's worse than what I said. Yeah, if you're listening, Khaled, I'm sorry. Any games with Solana yet? Quite a few. Yeah? How's that been? Great. Who do you like more, me or him? Very different broadcasters. Oh. Very different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
OK, well. I promise you that for the next game, I'm bringing you nothing but analytics. I look forward to that. You will not. My urologist is not a fan of my high-protein diet. They've said less burgers, less steak, please. That's tough. Yeah. But you want to beat the Stones. That's what you got to do. Kidney Stones.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Yeah. Rolling Stone catches no moss, Corey. I don't know if you knew that. That's why you're quicker than me. Billy? There's a lot of context missing in a lot of those clips, if I'm going to be honest with you. Billy? We also got into a whole Adam and Eve situation. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. I don't know. It didn't make the cut. Billy? Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Listen, respectfully, and he's a Hall of Famer, baseball moved way too fast for Dave Van Horn. That guy was slow, okay? Yes. That has nothing to do with this, and I don't know why I'm taking shots at Dave Van Horn, DVH, here at the end. Hall of Famer. He is a Hall of Famer. I said that on the front end, Hall of Famer, but yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Thank you. A couple notes. I probably would have put a bed underneath that montage to keep it moving because I could understand how the audience is like, why would I listen to this? But if you like that, good news. Tomorrow, University of Miami, FIU football. Or baseball, sorry. University. I got distracted. Kind of early for that, didn't I? We're watching here on First Take.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
First Take is talking about The Rock and John Cena again. Oh, don't do this. Oh, no. Show day in sports. So, anyways, tomorrow, if you guys are saying, hey, I want to listen to some FIU and some UM baseball, you can go check it out at Marlins Park and you can listen. I'll be on the broadcast again. I'll be there. I think we're going to be... Will you be there? Yeah, I got season tickets.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Are you going to be coming? FIU. Okay, pause up. If you're covering it, Greg, feel free to drop by the booth. I'd be happy to bring you into the booth for a couple innings or whatever it is. It's going to be on YouTube. People can interact with us this time. Minor penalty, two minutes for lying. Bye. Bye. I'll show you my tickets. I think I saw him on Friday. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
He knows. How would he know that unless he was one?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, okay. Chibberish is very offensive.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I was watching. There was context missing about the urologist and stuff. Exactly right. They were talking about how the players are now eating more burgers and steak because they have a high-protein diet. And I said my urologist was mad at me for having a high-protein diet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Just kind of throwing it out there because, you know, some people may be listening to the broadcast for medical advice for whatever reason. And I want, you know, to have them know that, yes, a high protein diet is great, but sometimes it's not the best thing for you given, you know, each person, each body. Body's a temple, Dan, but each temple is different.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
And some temples need certain things to run, and some temples need other things to run. And if you put the wrong things in your temple, then your temple might shut down. And you don't want your temple to shut down, so I'm just kind of putting that out there. And this whole, these people, everybody's trying to turn me and Solana against each other. I'm not trying to feud with anyone.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I'm not trying to do anything. No one said one was better than the other, just that they were different. And that's fine. That's fine. But if I need to go out there and I need to be talking about launch angles and I need to be talking about spin rate and this and that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
That's what Stugatz is doing. Cody does those sports, too. So that's not what I was doing. I go there dressed in a polo shirt. I go there wearing pants. That's how I go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
production it needed some help that's fine we well we'll take note i mean during the game you hear the sounds you hear the birds you hear the ambience you hear everything going i like that you're slowing it down that you're slow hey world slow down billy gill billy gill's broadcasting and not every silence has to be filled with someone's yammering someone's gas bag well this also you should know is on espn plus so it's video so it's different and when when we would do you know the marlin spring training games which by the way i if
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Full disclosure, doesn't seem like it's going to happen again because Well, because Kyle got a promotion, and now he's the TV guy, and then guess what happens? Yeah, I love Kyle, too, except Kyle got what he needed out of us, and now he's moved on to television. Not even a call, not a text, nothing from Kyle. That's how it happens.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Just threw us to the curb. We haven't heard from Kyle Seeloff, so, you know, love Kyle, but screw you. Yeah, hell with Kyle. Thank you, Greg. He gets it. Greg's a journalist. He's never going to invite us on again, which is perfectly fine. Right. So...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I am in a group chat with him. Well, no, Kyle left me out to dry. That's what I'm saying. You left me out to dry. Exactly right. You've had every opportunity to bring this up in a group chat that you're in with him, and you haven't. Well, because I wouldn't do this in public. So they cancel our last spring training game because of rain, which we could have played through, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
But canceled and said, okay, we'll reschedule this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Okay, well, anyways. So we didn't end up doing a regular season game, which we were told maybe we'd do a regular season game. That didn't happen, and now I can catch a hint.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
We didn't do spring training this year because now he's a big TV man about town, and he's not going to invite us on the television network. I understand that, and I don't have the relationship with the radio guys. So FIU says, you know what? FIU put me on TV, ESPN+. And that's why this is all a long answer just to say that's why it's a different pace than what me and Chris would do
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
The radio calls because television, you have the visual there, so you don't have to paint every picture. The pictures are there painted. So you're just adding a little accent here and there. You know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, as far as I'm concerned, our friendship is still exactly as it was, which I don't actually know the nature of our friendship to begin with.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
To Kyle? A buck and a half. I don't think he wants to speak to me ever again. I don't think it's for me to say. I think that Kyle Seeloff has... He's made that choice for you. Exactly right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
He saw the Northern Lights once on vacation.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
Well, those clips were missing context. People were thinking I'm just a crazy person rambling about things that have no meaning. Those were all connected to certain things that we were talking about. But lacking that context, you don't know. Now Mike's calling Kyle.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, I was trying to be considerate of my coworkers because this morning on the car ride in, I had a cough that I haven't had that was somewhat uncontrollable. And I said, I don't want to be coughing in the workplace, getting people potentially sick. So I went to the CVS. I was talking to my wife.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
I was like, I think I'm going to need to stop and get something because I have this cough that's coming on. And she said, okay, but make sure... that you buy the name brand because I know you. You usually go and buy the generic one. Just don't do that. Buy the name brand. Buy a Mucinex and then you'll actually get better. Don't buy the off-brand medicine.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
And I bought the off-band medicine because it's $5 cheaper. I'm not a sucker. It's the same thing. Exactly right. Why am I going to go and buy Robitussin when I can just buy Waltussin or Tussin? I'm not going to pay five extra dollars because I want a Nike swoosh on my medicine. Get out of here.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It's exactly the same. If I'm going to be sick, I'd rather be sick with $5 in my pocket than giving you an extra $5 just because. Here's where my conflict was this morning, and I don't know why we're talking about this. Here's where my conflict was this morning.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
This says maximum strength. And I don't feel like I need like I could get average strength. If average strength was something that they sold on medicine, I could just do. I didn't realize until. No, I didn't notice right now that it said maximum strength. I was trying to avoid that because I was like, I feel a little under the weather, but not maximum under the weather.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, because they're liquid gels. Liquid gels ruin that. Before, you could just cut a pill in half. You say, you know what? I only have a little bit of fever. I'm going to cut this Tylenol three quarters, and I'll be good. Toss an aspirin there, take it down with a gin, and I'm good to go, right? Not with liquid gels. You try to cut a liquid gel in half, and you make a mess everywhere.
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Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
It's like a gusher. Exactly right. You can't do that. Liquid gels. And liquid gels, they mark up the prices on. You get the exact same medication if it's just like in a pill tablet form for like $3 less for the exact same medication. This is just like because it looks cutesy-wootsy and you can see through it. What the hell do I care if I can see through it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
No, I don't think so. I think it's just it looks cooler. So they're like, let me sell you on the cool looking thing. It's a ginormous pill. Oh, I could swallow this thing like nothing. I could take horse pills if I had to. I'll tell you what right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
We're never going to get to the bottom of that, are we?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Keep an eye on that cop.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Yeah, there was also another dog roaming around, right? What was that dog? Two dogs. What did that dog know?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
What did they say?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
And then the dog put himself in the cage. What was your theory, Jessica?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
To go back to Dan's initial question, I think that my friends, I could die and my friends wouldn't know for two months.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Don Levitard. We didn't get to your guys' against the spread. You're right, you're right, you're right.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
You need an Ian in your life.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Defense wins championships, baby. That's show business.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
He also doesn't really have any leverage as a rookie, right? As soon as he gets drafted, he's stuck in that contract until he's a free agent. So he can try to exercise his power four years from now or whenever, but this year he can't really do that.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It also depends where he goes, right, and the depth that each of those teams has at those positions, how much time he's actually going to play at either of the positions.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
What is the value of owning one's soul? That seems like a commitment. I don't want to own someone for all of eternity. I get tired of people very quickly. Pretty good soul.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Great love story. Get out of here.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
No, both of you out. Mike's here as a cornerback right now. What's his third best movie?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I couldn't tell you.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I did see his hair. I thought his hair was great hair. Has she always been Saldana or is this a Larian Yaga thing?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Minor penalty, two minutes, high sticking. Both of you, out of here.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Cena. I'll be seeing you. Please don't make me sit next to him. I'll be seeing you, both of you. Well, you can't see John Cena.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Everything that he's doing right now seems like it's going to end poorly for him. The relationship probably will end poorly for him. The show will probably end poorly for him. I don't know if they're going to be must-see. I worry about Bill's ticker. You know what I mean? Because how much heartbreak can one man take? Because these seem like all not the best decisions at this moment.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, a couple of things. Bill Belichick's going to be fine. I'm not going to shed a tear over Bill Belichick and his career. He's done just fine his entire life. Also, the Hard Knocks thing kind of feels like, and I don't mean this to be rude, I think we're going to see a lot of Mike Lombardi.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I don't know how much Bill Belichick's going to be participating in the off-season front office Hard Knocks. I think we're going to see a lot of Lombardi as GM of this team kind of making decisions, which is fine. Mike Lombardi, good friend of ours, but I don't know how much Belichick.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
We got the first sit-down with him after he took that North Carolina job, Lombardi.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Minor penalty. Two minutes, asshole. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It's never happened before. So what you want to do is you want to do wins and losses of North Carolina's football schedule. I think so, too, yeah. Because I'm looking at it, and you're saying, oh, he's going to be must-watch television, rebuild, blah, blah, whatever. So I'm looking here. TCU. Could be a fun game. That's a W. We'll say that's a W. Charlotte. The 49ers.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
That's a W. Richmond Spiders, W. Watch the Spiders, though. Then we have UCF. Now, UCF... Tough game. Now, that's a W. Clemson, we don't know. We're going to figure out where is it that Bill lies in terms of Bill and Dabo. Dabo, some people thought maybe he lost a step last season. Uncertain whether or not he lost a step last season. We'll find out this year. What is happening now?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Hold on. I think this is for Dan.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
For me, it's money for free. You don't have any friends?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, no, I'd set the price much higher than that.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, I check in with my friends every once in a while here and there, but it's not like, you know, a thing. I don't need them to live. Can you still communicate, like non-verbally? Ooh, great question, Greg. That's why Greg's on, or I was thinking text or email, but cue cards works.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
That's not what the question said. That's not what the question said.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I misread it. Am I in witness protection in this instance?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Like I've been moved somewhere else in the world and I have to forget my past life because of something that's gone on.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
How old am I when this happens?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
And does the rest of my family, are they able to communicate with my friends?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
That's a family loophole.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
So can my family talk to my friends on my behalf? Can we play telephone where I say, hey, tell Chuck, yeah, say whatever. And then my wife goes, oh, Chuck, you really said. And then it comes back and passes to me. Yep. There's a way around it.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
If I write on a cue card and give it to my wife, can she vocalize that or does she have to give my friends a cue card?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
It was technically how close are John Cena and The Rock if we're going to ask the actual question.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Wait, hold on. Do my friends know that I accepted money in exchange for not speaking to them again or do they think that I'm just a jerk?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Out of my $5 million or someone else's funding?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I'm not paying my friends to not talk to me. My friends cannot talk to me for free.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
I have a follow-up question to this question, which is, I think, what the Magic Crate was intended for. So, if I take the money, do my friends know that I took the money or not? And, Dan, if you were someone who had a close friendship and then your friend stopped speaking to you and they say, your friend decided to stop speaking to you for $250,000...
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Would you then understand them taking the money or be more upset with them for taking that money to never speak to you again?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Jess asked that. I don't know. She's my family, technically, because we're married, right?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Everybody knows that.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, there's two instances here. I did witness a crime, which is why I'm in witness protection. But now I have this double offer. So I have two things going on here in this scenario.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
So accolades can be included with the money, so I can take less financially, but here's a Grammy also in exchange for not talking to your friends?
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
Well, no, it'd be part of the deal is I'd take a Grammy. I'd have to put out a song, obviously, and then they'd rig the Grammy.
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Hour 1: Dan Strangles Billy On Live Television
What was your answer, Dan? Because it was ask of you and you've just spun it on us.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Nein. Okay, dann ist es egal.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Bitte, Mark. Ja, also, Dan hat hier einen moralischen Konundrum, weil er von den Panthers eingeladen wurde, den Drummer vor dem Panthers-Spiel heute zu bangen. Aber er denkt, dass seine journalistische Integrität in den Weg kommt, dass er teilnimmt und den Drummer bangt, um zu sagen, los geht's, Panthers. Also versuchen wir, ihm durch dieses Konundrum zu helfen, als das Show heute weitergeht.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Vamos gatos is not... No, it'd be like vetten gatos, like get out of here cats.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
They could pick anyone to pander. They picked you to pander. I'm sure wrong. Normally this is an Emilio Stefan lane.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Yeah. So do you chant also or you just hit the drum?
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Coca-Cola. Well, no, it's Hispanic heritage. So you would, I guess you don't say let's go Panthers. You say vamos gatos. Let's Greg Cody.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
It's a winning move. This is about relationship building after all.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Geez.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
When you attacked Rob Manfred, it was kind of... Yeah, it was pretty much there.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Billy. Jalen Ramsey did it. He's not a journalist.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Roy, would you do it if you were asked? Of course I would. Well, hold on a second. Roy's an active journalist.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
I'll be wearing what I'm wearing right now. Well, no, you get a personalized jersey. Yeah, Dan, you should do it just for that. You get a free jersey out of it. I don't want a free jersey. Why not? It's comfortable.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
What number did they ask you? Big jersey. Jalen Ramsey was number five.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Do you not know what you're doing with the drum?
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Billy, please.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
So they say, let's go, Panthers. And then you do the clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. So it's the four. Do you know that? Do you not know the beat that you're supposed to be drumming to?
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
You're bringing the wrong energy.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
It's an HR thing.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Why did you just say no? Just tell them no then.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
If they're watching this, you're going to get a call shortly saying, hey, guess what, friend, you're not doing it. Emilio's doing it.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Ja, er bräuchte den Drummer. Er bräuchte den Drummer. Roy sollte es tun, nicht du. Es ist die Leuchtung in der Stadt und er bräuchte den Drummer. Das ist gegen die Leuchtung, die Bolzen? Dan, komm schon, Mann.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Der 100-jährige Junge, der jedes Spiel auswühlt. Ja, Dan, das ist eine Sache. Ich weiß nicht, ob du das weißt. Ein Panthers-Spiel, da bringen sie einen Veteranen an und du musst, weißt du, standen, tippen deinen Kappen an den Veteranen. Immer tippen deinen Kappen an. Je älter, desto besser. Mach das. Wirst du das machen?
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
And if they're cheering, if people are standing and cheering, you didn't hear why, it's probably a vet, not you.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Oh man, that's going to be the first game, too. Oh, do we say knight? No, we do say knight to honor him.
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The Big Suey: The Great Drum Decision of 2025 (feat. Peter Rosenberg)
Ich meine, die Academy-Werte. Was redest du da drüber? Die Soundeffekte, die Visualeffekte.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Ever heard of no time to die, James Bond? That's what all of them had, except him, apparently. He had plenty of time to die.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
No, no, no. And there's only one. In fairness to Greg, there was no Swing Vote 2. Right. I saw Rocket Man in the theater. There you go. Pre-pandemic. Whatever.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
It's the opposite. He's the most qualified because he's the one not going to the theater. So he can tell you exactly why he's not going. Mark's absolutely right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
We're pacing high this week.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
No, no, I'm fine here. Greg can go. I just I wanted to come up. I want to I want to volunteer to help Greg fix the Oscars if we can. Thank you. And here's a solution that I have. And maybe, you know, we'll capture Dan's attention and the attention of many others.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
So what if instead of, you know, a four hour, five hour ceremony, you release the Oscars on Netflix as a four part award ceremony with cliffhangers at the end of every episode? You know what I mean? You do something along the lines of, and the winner is, and then boom, black screen. You're like, I need to see who won that award.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Disqualified? None of that had anything to do with journalism.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Wow. I don't either. Are you holding out in case you work for the Times in two years? What are we talking about here? You're going to go back on the hockey beat at some point?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Is he still wandering around in Italy somewhere?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
I have a possible solution here, and Greg, I don't know if you're willing to participate in this, just because Dan's obviously in a bind here where he has to go out there and bang the drum, potentially, right? And you think he doesn't know which end of the hockey stick to hold, as you mentioned.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
You don't want him to compromise his journalistic integrity or whatever. So what if you volunteered to do it for Dan so that he wouldn't be in that spot?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
If you trace Greg's lineage back far enough, Colte could be... You do both have French surnames. Yeah, that's true.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Hoo. Might be a quien tonight. Because it's Hispanic heritage. That's why they call me Marco.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
But then there's the 12 weeks, so then it averages to 10.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Well, I mean, that's the thing, though. You want me to get to the theaters, make a movie worth going to the theaters. Right.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Some would say it's more prestigious, right? Because less people have won a Dance Dynamic Cup than have won Academy Awards.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
I'm trying. I'm just coming in here.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Well, the good thing about the Oscars, right, is that they basically tell you beforehand, this is what we're going to talk about today. These movies, right? I didn't see any of those movies, so I don't need to watch the Oscars today because what do I care who wins an award amongst movies I didn't watch this year?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
You said that he was one of your heroes. What's the appropriate age gap to have a hero? You guys are similar in age. He's a little older than you, right?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Yeah. Can you have a hero that's younger than you?
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Worst James Bond ever, by the way, if we're going to be honest. You know why? That's a bad take. Why? Because he died. He died. None of the others died. That's not his fault. It is his fault. It's not his fault. Did you watch the movie? Did you watch the movie? Yeah, I watched the movie.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
And none of them have died except one. You know who died multiple times and come back? Jason Bourne. Dude, that guy's drowned like seven times and still keeps coming back somehow. He's not a quitter. He says, you know what? I'm not giving up on you guys, the fans. Daniel Craig, quitter. Gave up on us.
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Local Hour: That's Why They Call Me Marco
Get out of here. Loser. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I agree with that. When you guys said that earlier, I was like, no, they wouldn't.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Can we go back to the Mavericks real fast? Do you think Jason Kidd tried to get out of that press conference where he's just like, you don't need me up there, right? You're good. We got this. And he's like, no, no, I think we should be aligned. He's just like, oh, oh, all right. I'll go up there with you. I definitely want to be up there.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
And I have confirmed Butler Cabin has a fireplace directly in the center. Yes, of course it does.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
I was about to say, ridiculousness would like a word in this conversation of most re-airable shows ever.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
Do you think Jane Smith was like looking at like, what are you? Come on, Kanye. I put a house on my head. I can't get any of the headlines, Kanye.
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Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)
In your defense, though, Juju's so stylish, it's not crazy for him to show up in a suit.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
You don't have a body, so what? You don't get to get away with murder because you're good at disposing of bodies.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Maybe you'll find the body, maybe you won't, but don't sit around waiting for Santa Claus to come. You gotta solve this case.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
My goal is always to just discover the truth, find out what happened. The nice thing about the truth is it doesn't have a side.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
This was not a happy marriage, a marriage of endless love.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Because it had become too difficult emotionally and personally for her. That's how bad the marriage had gotten.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
The evidence that she's dead is the absence of evidence that she's alive. No surveillance cameras, no electronic signature, her phone's not found, her bank accounts were never accessed, cash wasn't taken from the house, even the ring. She didn't even take that.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
helped Dale find Dee. It was part of almost psychological operations.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
You've got a lot of equipment. You've got a lot of chemicals. There are a lot of ways to dispose of a body on a farm.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
My fear for getting past a preliminary hearing is probably a 1 out of 10. My fear of getting a conviction at trial is probably an 8 out of 10.
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Hour 1: Can We Make This a Football Show?
Maybe you'll find the body. Maybe you won't. But don't sit around waiting for Santa Claus to come. You've got to solve this case.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
I think his job, right, the winning offensive coordinator should get the Saints job. How about that? Wow.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
And Kansas City wanting to lose because he wants to stay with Mahomes. I don't want to go coach that team.
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GBF- Super Week: 91 Year Old Drivers
Oh, God. It's crazy. Crazy. So it's Super Bowl week. We're headed to New Orleans. We're going to have a who's who of guests on. I'm very much looking forward to it, including Funny Marco.
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I don't know who Funny Marco is, and I also have no idea if he's funny. You don't get a name like Funny Marco out of the blue. You don't just pick that one out of the sky. It's a massive expectation when your name is funny, right? You better be funny, correct?
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Yeah. All right. So Funny Marco, Super Bowl, Radio Row.
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It is. Tom Brady is an owner. Pete Carroll is a head coach. Chip Kelly is an offensive coordinator. No quarterback. What does that lead me to believe? they will somehow trade up, do whatever they have to do to get Shador Sanders, I believe.
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I'm not ruling it out. I'm just, you know, I mean, but.
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I'm growing up. Yes, to growth.
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You're asking why people care about us, sports media, essentially, right?
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We thank you for your service.
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God bless football, Billy Gill.
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Thank you, Mikey A. And thank you to the audience for making us the football podcast of the year for a third time. How about that, Billy? Excited? Mikey, excited? Yeah.
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Wait, I have a rule here. First off, if you're 91, you should not be driving. Automatically, you win the case. You do.
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He's a 91-year-old man driving a pickup truck.
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You're 91. You shouldn't be driving. You definitely should not be driving a pickup truck.
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Yeah, I think the Eagles are going to win.
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Now, Billy, listen, you know this, Mikey. Yeah, you know this. Fuentes, you know this. I say that today. I have not left for New Orleans. I haven't spoken to anyone. I could change my opinion a thousand times throughout the week based on the guests that we have. If funny Marco tells me he likes the Chiefs, that might sway me back to the Kansas City Chiefs. But as it stands right now,
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I love the Eagles' chances simply because they can run the football. This is a better team, a team more suited to beat the Chiefs than they were two years ago when they almost beat the Chiefs. But this team can run the football and keep Patrick Mahomes off the field, and I believe they're going to do that. How about that?
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I think Billy's right. I have to run this through the prism of my kids. I will ask them if Funny Marco is someone I should be having on the show. I don't care. I'm happy to have Funny Marco on. No, Billy, last year, who was it? Bad Bunny? Who was the guy we had on?
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I asked you, why the hell are we having Lil Dicky on? And you said, ask your kids. And I sent a text to my kids, and they were like, are you kidding me, Dad? Little Dicky is as big a star as it gets. What are they called? Bad Bunny?
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Yeah. Who's Bad Bunny? You did.
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Really? Yeah, maybe. Is he funny?
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You know what I mean? Don't call him serious, Marco.
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Are we headed to Green Bay for the draft? I mean, it's in Green Bay this year.
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Yes. I mean, Billy, do you think we should be in Nashville? What if Nashville trades the pick?
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And we're sitting there in Nashville. I mean...
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I mean, Green Bay, it seems like a fun place for the draft. No, I'm just saying. Cold.
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Especially since I'd be an hour outside of Green Bay.
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I think two of us should go to Nashville and two of us should go to Las Vegas in the event that they trade the pick because they watch Adore Sanders. Seriously. I don't think Nashville's going to use the pick. I'll get to my next year top five power rankings in a second.
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I'm ahead of everyone. Yes, I already said the thing that everyone's going to say later in the week. Eagles going to win the game. Keep Patrick Mahomes off the field. You got to set trends. That's what you have to do at Radio Row at Super Bowl week, Billy. And I've done it. OK, you want my top five headed into next year?
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Because, Billy, I'm with you. There is a sadness that comes with the Super Bowl and Super Bowl week because we only have one game left. In fact, when you get to a tug-of-war at the Pro Bowl games, you've arrived at the end of the season. You've arrived at sadness. There is one game left, and that makes me sad. So I, too, am on to week one of next year. I have my power rankings.
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These are my top five teams headed into next season. Yes.
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The Baltimore Ravens. Wow. Yeah. Number five. Hmm. Some people might say they should be higher. I say no. They should be right at number five.
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Yep. They're in the mix. Number four, the Washington Commanders. Wow. Yeah. Wow. No idea who they're going to pick up via free agency. No idea who they're going to draft. What I do know is they have Jaden Daniels. That's what I know.
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Number three, the Green Bay Packers.
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Most people would say in that division, you go Vikings, you go Lions. I'm done with the Lions. Lost all the coordinators. I'm done with them. Vikings, Sam Darnold, they've got a year. They have to start over with J.J. McCarthy. Green Bay Packers, Jordan Love, I like that team a lot. They have a good chance at winning a Super Bowl next season.
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Ah, yes. Number two, Billy the Buffalo Bills. If not next year, when?
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If not next year, the following year. The Buffalo Bills coming in at number two. Now. I'm anxious. You might be saying to yourself, there are two teams playing in a Super Bowl this week, and you only have one spot left.
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Right. Wrong! The Cincinnati Bengals.
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What is wrong with that? They're number one. Hottest team in the NFL towards the end of the regular season. Joe Burrow. We'll see if T. Higgins is back. Jamar Chase. That team's got a legit chance if they're healthy the entire year. They do. The Bengals.
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You guys are going to be shocked when you see what happens with T. Higgins. I mean, anyway, go ahead. When you say to us. That's embarrassed Super Bowl fans.
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I don't know. The Eagles lose this game. They're going to fall apart. The Chiefs win this game. They're not going to do a four-peat. Come on. Who does that? No one does that.
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Who does a three-peat? Oh, Billy, we're on to something. Is that domain available? Fourpeat.com?
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How good is Pat Riley, who who coined that phrase many, many years ago that he has three feet, right? He feels it's a good week for Riley. Yes.
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I love that people are making such a big deal about this NBA trade. I mean, they traded a guy in street clothes for a guy in street clothes. I mean, these guys never play. Neither of them. They don't ever play.
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Billy, if the Mavericks and this guy, Nico Harrison, if he asked for Bronny back, do you think LeBron does the trade? Oh, wow.
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No, Nico missed an opportunity. I know. Wow. He says no, right? Probably. It's crazy. You take my son away from me?
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I arrive shortly after we're done with this show.
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No, I do not come home on Friday. I come home on Monday morning. monday morning yes okay so you have what six dinners uh i have six well no i have five are you talking about in new orleans yeah i have uh i have four dinners i have monday night tuesday night wednesday night thursday night yes
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So I have four nights, and I have promised 16 people we're having dinner.
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That's a very good question. 16 dinners, four nights means I need to get rid of 12 reservations. Okay. God, I don't know. Like, Felica, that 515 Felica dinner that he invited me and Billy to, that's probably getting... That's probably getting canceled.
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You're invited, by the way, Billy.
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Yeah, it's me, you, Felica, and Jeff Schwartz. Oh, okay.
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Rolls right into Levitard's event.
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I have a 5 a.m. flight. So Rachel has a lacrosse game on Friday and then she has a game on Sunday. And then I have a 5 a.m. flight back to Miami on Monday morning. Yeah.
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I don't know, Billy. I mean, what do you want me to do?
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Super Bowl doesn't start until 618-ish, right? That game's at 1 o'clock Central Time, I believe, in Chicago. Yeah. I didn't want to watch the Super Bowl in a bird. You know what I'm saying?
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And no one loves football more than you. I mean, nobody.
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He'd be a top five. He'd be a starter. He'd be a top five job linebacker of all time. I mean. Interesting. Yeah. Are you looking forward to New Orleans, Billy? If you get there, I mean.
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But you had a day in a city right in Georgia. What happened?
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I'm starting to think, Billy, I don't want you to be a hero here. Like, I don't want you to jump on a bird unless you're – because we're going to a warehouse, essentially, of sports radio. That's where we're going, okay?
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I know, but I don't want you to, like, bring anything with you that's going to get everyone there sick unless it's Chris Simms.
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So if that game took place today, you're saying Michael calls Phil, says he has the flu, and Phil says stay away?
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Scotty's carrying him off the court. He's sweating all over Scotty.
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I understand what you're saying. If Patrick Mahomes somehow caught the flu from you this week, calls Andy Reid and says, Andy, got the flu. What does Andy say? You can't go?
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Then we get the dream matchup of Carson Wentz versus the Eagles.
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Yeah, it's been a while, but the NBA won a weekend. I mean, how about that?
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It took no football. It was Pro Bowl weekend, though. It took a tug of war at the Pro Bowl games, but.
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What are you asking me? How did that happen?
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I want you guys to consider that the person the Mavericks chose to build around was Kyrie Irving. Not 25-year-old Luca.
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This GM should be his name. I could give you guys a million guesses. I now know the name. You guys would never be able to guess his name ever.
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It's not Jeff. It's not Bob. You want to keep guessing? I love this. God bless football, everyone. I will tell you, I'll give you a hint. Well, it doesn't matter because even when you get the first name, you're not going to know the last name. I was going to say wide receiver Houston Texans.
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Steelers defensive end who, when he took his helmet off on the sideline, this is the last name, used to have steam coming up from his head.
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Nah, close. Nico Harrison. James Harrison. Nico Harrison. That's the guy I was thinking of.
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Hey, now you know his name. Look at you.
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So you have a winner. Do you have a loser? Nico Harrison.
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I have a winner and a loser.
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Hosting the Super Bowl. Everyone's saying it's the... Now, I've never been for a Super Bowl, but everyone says it is the best Super Bowl city, so I'm looking forward to finding out why they think that. I also have a loser. New Orleans. New Orleans. No one wants to coach that team?
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Well, luckily for them. Will Spaggs? No, no spags. No spags. It'd be great.
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Local Hour: The Poddies (feat. David Samson and Pablo Torre)
Holy shit. I can't listen to that song again. Oh my God. Yeah, I mean, I want to go, but I can't. Pablo. No, I know, it's not just me. He's got four producers. Yeah, four. Four producers and then two editors just for Emmy submissions. And then the other, you know, 25 producers working on some story about, you know, funerals, God knows what, spreading ashes.
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Mark Zuckerberg, who knows what the hell he wants to talk about. 75 producers on the show. Can we, like, you know in soccer, they, like, loan out players to other teams? Can we loan a producer to David Sampson? Poor guy has two people, maybe? I got an idea. Pablo Torre finds out whether he could be a parent. Go home. Stop trying to, like, win awards. Do this. It's just, it's ridiculous.
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I've had enough. No, no, no. I'm telling you. There's an entire spreadsheet, shot by shot, for best host sizzle reel. And I'm like, my God. We're going to spend... in 45 minutes on just this one thing. When what we could be doing is maybe loaning a producer at David Sampson. David Sampson has two producers. It's ridiculous. I've got to get back. It's Pablo time.
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What's the worst-smelling stadium, Mike?
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The worst-smelling stadium, yeah. Philadelphia.
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It's just one of the, Mike. They keep doing this to us. We keep picking people against the Chiefs and they keep making us look stupid every single time. I don't know how you're so confident in doing so. Oh, I'm not confident.
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Is this one of those things where just Eagle great Mike Golick has to go out there and say the thing to remain prominent in the Eagles community? Yeah.
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Well, you know. Some friend. We haven't spoken to him all year. Some friend, Andy Reid. Where's he been this year? Geez. I think the guy's busy. Too busy winning. Exactly right.
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We are. I thought you were talking about the Pro Bowl games this weekend. We're not going to preview any of those. Can I ask you a question? And this is something we should very much know as a football podcast. One of the biggest in America. Nominated for the Sports Podcast Awards every year for Best Football Podcast. Stiff competition this year.
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Anywho, here's my question because we should know this. How the hell do the Pro Bowl games work? Is there an actual game this week or no? Because they've changed it so many times in a different city, sometimes here, sometimes there. I have no idea if they're playing a football game this weekend. They are. Everybody's gathered together.
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That's fine. I guess one of my questions, Mike, and I don't want to I don't want to rub salt in your wounds here because we're now, you know, a couple of weeks removed from this situation. But you told us a great run by Notre Dame, obviously historic run. What a season.
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You told us a couple weeks back that you would not be coming down to see them at Hard Rock Stadium because of the bad memories that you had from when Notre Dame lost the national championship to Alabama down here in Miami. Are we now adding stadiums to the list where you can't visit anymore because Notre Dame choked in those games in the national championship?
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I know there used to be a drone drop and the likes of that, and I think they got rid of that, but there's best catch. I probably should have looked this up before we just started talking about it, but there's a big one this weekend, I think. I don't think it's a game.
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Yeah, because they're running out of major stadiums here, you know. Yeah.
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Yeah, what are we pitching, Mike? Let's start working out some of these pitches. What do we have in the works here? Just give us an example.
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No one has benefited more from diabetes than you.
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Right, right. And help you. But, I mean, if they found a cure, the checks would dry up, if we're going to be perfectly honest.
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It was going so well, Mike. You're right. I can't wait to see you next week, Mike.
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Stugatz Mikey. We're getting close to the portion of this show where we would normally do picks, but we are not going to pick the Pro Bowl games on Sunday this week because we would be insane to do so. I don't know why we would do that.
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No, there's one person that wouldn't like it, and we need to figure out a strategy for next week in terms of picking the Super Bowl because essentially... If you have been listening to us all season long on the podcast for my video, we haven't really included it in the DraftKings network that much, I don't think. But it's been on YouTube.
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But if you've been following along our guest picking segment, that's locked up. That has not been determined. Or it basically has been determined. And there's only one game left. So people aren't within one game of each other. So we already essentially know our champion. Unless...
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We get creative, which is why I think maybe next week what we should do is I think that we should have everybody pick the games but have Kay Funk come in because he's so far behind everyone else and just have him pick his own prop bets to give himself a chance to get back in this situation. What do you guys think?
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I think we extend him the courtesy of also letting him pick whichever ones he wants. And that is honestly just for time's sake, because if we go there and we go back and forth, he's going to complain about how the line's going to move and this and that, and he's going to take 10 minutes to pick an over-under on receptions for the third wide receiver for one of the teams.
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So it's like, just come in and tell us what your props are, and then we can move on, and then see you. We'll see you in September. What do you think?
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No, just with him, just with him. And unfortunately, unfortunately, I know with him, it's not going to be September when we hear from him.
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This is – hold on a second. Hold on a second. This is very much – Thursday night at the local pub? I mean, what are we doing? No, Fuentes told me, and he's exactly right, this sounds like field day at school is what this is.
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It will very much be Sunday. It'll be next week. He's going to pitch a segment where he does March madness. Like I already know the way he has training camp. Yeah. I know the way this man's mind works.
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We actually had that meeting with him like three years ago. Dude, we had a meeting with him about a Pickleball podcast like three years ago before Pickleball like blew up. And we're like, okay, K-Funk, whatever you say. Right? And looking back, maybe there was something there. But also, you know, that comes with K-Funk being the host of that podcast. So there was nothing there.
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It came with conditions. Yeah, exactly. Exactly right. It came with conditions. Anyway, sad time. Sad time.
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Are you not aware of what Billy's Big Board Bets has been the entire season? It's been prop bets. That's all I live off of prop bets.
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It makes you feel alive. You know what I mean? How do you guys feel about the squares? The squares is what everyone's getting in on this year. And we have like a company square game going on. And then we have people within the company saying, I'm boycotting football. And they're not participating in the square game.
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But how do you guys feel about the square game where you just go and you buy like two or three squares and then They do randomly the numbers, and then maybe you win, maybe you don't.
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I'd go to my aunt's house, and she bought the square game at Party City. And you just go, and you write your name in a square. You don't even pay. And then at the end, you get one of those brown paper bags with a ribbon from Party City that says, first place, or whatever, and some candy, like Tootsie Rolls. $2,000 a square. Yeah. What kind of double life are you living right now?
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Like they have to pay a little bit extra, then they wear matching shirts, they don't have to wear a uniform. Like what's going on here? This is ridiculous.
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I'm asking how this happens. Do you have a situation where if the square game doesn't work out, someone takes out your kneecaps? Who are these people that you are hanging out with, friends? Because I'm concerned. And also kind of glad you're not coming to New Orleans now because I don't want to see these people. They're coming after you.
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and put money. I don't remember what the game was, but like Carl was going to go in and share bear was going to go in and Kate and everyone, we were all going to make like a group bet together.
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Why are we doing – I don't like that at all. Purple always won. Red versus blue. There was no winners. What was even the point of it? I mean, I guess you could argue what's the point of the Pro Bowl? Well, yes. J.J.
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Well, also no one paid. So we were fine. It wasn't a thing where like I sent someone money, no one placed the bed. And then all of a sudden, whoops, I forgot. Like, No one placed the bet, but also... Once it hit, I was asking.
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Yeah, but we were also committing a lot of money to this, and I was like, I think it was like $1,000 each. I'm like, I am not giving you $1,000. I'll cover it. Yeah, I'll cover everyone. I got everyone.
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Why wouldn't I take that deal? You put all the money up. No risk. I'm doing it for Mikey.
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No. I mean, you're doing one for yourself and one for Mikey. Why wouldn't you want in? Because I'm not involved in that. You're doing one for yourself and one for Mikey. I'm not in that.
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No. I'll let you guys have this one because I don't want to – I don't want to run into a situation where the people that Mikey, you know, is in these circles with, the ones that go after the kneecaps, come.
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Here's the thing. Here's the thing about that.
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is that i think that there's this might be one of those situations where stugatz's name brings a certain gravitas to the uh the scenario right where they don't know that he's not going to pay so they come in and they're like yo he's good for it he's stugatz espn blah blah all this stuff metal art media he's gonna he's good for it we'll just you know and so i was like yeah buddy i'll give it to you next week and then when nothing comes in then it's like well bill billy we're
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for 50-50, or Billy says he was going to cover this one, and then they're coming after my kneecap.
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Can I bring you guys in now? And a book. Now that the football season's coming to an end, can I bring you guys in on a situation that is quite the controversy, and Fuentes is going to be irate with this situation? But there was some...
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scumbaggery done by mike fuentes in our company fantasy football league where we did a company fantasy football league and at no point was there discussion of a buy-in it's just do you want to be part of the company fantasy football league and i was asked like the day before and i was like yeah absolutely sure i'll do it whatever right you know camaraderie let's you know do things as a as a group team player exactly right
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Then the fantasy championship happens. Mike Fuentes wins, and he goes, everybody owes me $10. That was the buy-in for the league. And we're like, what buy-in was this? I'm fine with giving you the $10, but this was never discussed before you won. There was a draft. No one ever at any point.
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At least 50% of the league is like, this was never mentioned until you won, and now you're just asking everyone for $10. I got to tell you, that's a heady play by Fuentes. He's waving his hand saying, no, that's not the case. And I was perfectly fine.
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I was perfectly fine to send him the money on Venmo until multiple people came up to me. They're like, did you know that we were supposed to send Mike Fuentes $10? And I was like... No, I was going to. I assumed everybody knew. They're like, no, I think he just made this up. Like, none of us are familiar with this scenario. And a lot of the people sent him money because they didn't ask around.
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But like, now it's more of a principal thing. And I forgot until right now when we mentioned it. So I'm probably sending it to him after this because I don't want to be like the guy that doesn't send it to him. But I'm pretty positive that he just decided that he won and everyone needed to send him $10. No one's paying attention. It's a heady play.
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I think that's exactly what he thinks happened here is that no one was paying attention and everyone was like, was there a buy-in? Was there not a buy-in? And he waited until he won the championship.
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No, no. I've been approached by – this is a 16-team league. So, like, he's looking at, like, $160 that he's going to just con out of people because no one discussed this until... And all of a sudden, it's winner-take-all, too. Exactly right. It is all of a sudden winner-takes-all. He's the only one collecting any money in this league.
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There was no mention of, guys, remember your dues are due before championship game. Then the guy wins the championship, and then it's like, everybody owes me $10. And it's like, hold on a second. Hold on a second. I thought I was out of the loop because I was a late addition. I'm happy to do it. I think you guys should have told me before this, but that's fine.
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I'm happy to do this and pay the $10 because I want to be a team player. And then a lot of people were asking where this do situation came from.
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Well, I seriously went on Venmo. I was like, what is his name? I was about to hit send, and then I got two texts, and I'm like, is this real or are they just making this up now? And I'm like, hold on a second. Let me not, let me remove my thumb from the screen and not hit send just yet until I investigate this situation further. Right. He made up.
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Yeah. Cause I think what, I think what the, what the guy, you have to go there.
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I think what happens there, right, is that you go and then, like, this person just sends everyone out. Like, he waits until after, like, one of the quarters, and then he just sends everyone different numbers. So no one actually has the winning thing, right? Like, he takes a picture of all the names. And there's no numbers filled out. And then he will send it so that no one wins the first quarter.
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I saw somewhere, I think that it was Pat McAfee was saying it, that if you are a Pro Bowl alternate, so you are selected now because everybody's backed out or whatever, and you make it to the Pro Bowl as an alternate, you don't get contractual Pro Bowl bonuses. You need to be on the first batch of Pro Bowl selections to earn Pro Bowl money.
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Right. And then if anyone happens to win any of the other numbers, the other quarters, then he'll like figure it out. But I think he just waits until after the game. And you think like, oh, look, like John actually won the first quarter. And John is like, oh, well, you know, Larry won the first quarter. And Larry's like, well, Mike won the first quarter.
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Like Paul won the first quarter because they all have a different Super Bowl. Exactly right. Exactly right.
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There is no Jim S. I'm Jim. That is great. Fuentes, are you writing that down? Fuentes, did you get that? For next year. Oh, he just gave me the middle finger. Oh, boy.
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He said, Billy, you're number one. Who did? Fuentes. Fuentes.
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Some sort of super bowl box scheme, getting him to buy in. And then like we can we can have him pick it. We can send him a real thing, but it's all just other made up people. And then on the off chance he wins, he just wins his own money back.
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Yeah. But chances are he's not going to win.
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I do like we have him fill it out, and we send him a copy of it, and it has all of the numbers, and he thinks he has these boxes, and we're like, oh, guys, sorry, we updated it. And then we send it, and Mojo has all of his boxes instead of him. You know what I mean? Or whatever wins, Mojo's in those boxes instead of K-Funk.
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I like that. Here's the other thing, by the way. When we say stuff like this, people assume that we're intentionally out to get him, and that's why he had a bad season, and he fully believes that. We have done very little to actually get him throughout the season. Almost nothing to get him. I mean, don't get me wrong. He's done this all on his own. He's bad at picking games.
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We have done nothing to screw this guy over the entire year, but he's so convinced that we are. He's just terrible at picking. And even when he picks a winner, he changes it five minutes later into a loser. That lashes out at us.
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If not, and you have in your contract making a Pro Bowl as a bonus, if you're added as an alternate after 600 people have said no, you don't get that in your contract, which seems crazy to me. It does. It seems like a terrible job by the agent. Well, I mean, I guess also, like, by the end, every single person in the NFL has made the Pro Bowl because so many people back out every year.
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But that was pre-trivia. I have some sad news for you guys. Sad news? Yes, sad news as we're covering the Pro Bowl.
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Well, yeah, so... Turns out last night, Thursday night, was a skills showdown for the Pro Bowl, so we missed that. But good news is Sunday, Pro Bowl Games Championship. So 3-6, you can watch that on ESPN Network, Family of Networks, ESPN, ABC, Disney XD, all of those. They're going to have all of that stuff.
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No. There was players. There was players that were out there laying hits. Sean Taylor was knocking punters out. It was not two-hand touch. Sean Taylor made sure to play every Pro Bowl that he could.
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Can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro Bowl was and Hey, Super Bowl's coming up. We'll get to that a little bit later. Can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro Bowl was? And I don't know why this happened. And I think that it also leads to why so many people back out. Maybe not. When we moved the Pro Bowl out of Hawaii, it just felt different. You know what I mean?
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Every year it was Hawaii. It was like, you know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to bring all my family and hangers on, and I'm going to spend my entire annual salary in getting all of my friends and family to go see me participate in the Pro Bowl.
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Well, then they started making it cute, and it's like, let's go to Orlando. Let's go to Las Vegas. Let's go to— Let's go to Disney. Exactly, wherever. And it's like, guys— No one wants to, respectfully, respectfully, to the great city of Orlando. No one wants to go to Orlando for the Pro Bowl. You're going to go to Central Florida before the option was Hawaii, like Honolulu or Kissimmee, Florida.
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Like, come on. What do we think is going to happen here?
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Once Hawaii is there, you can't scale back to Orlando. You know what I mean?
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There's no turning back. And that's really, if you ask me, one uneducated person on the circumstances here, that's what killed the Pro Bowl.
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You know what? I wonder if the players union played a role in this because so many players were like, guys, we got to get out of Hawaii. Like I cannot say no to my mother-in-law and my cousins and everyone else. And like, One selection to the Pro Bowl is costing me $400,000 by the time my entire family makes it there. And I just, I cannot afford to go to the Pro Bowl anymore. I'm throwing games.
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I'm not playing well. I don't want to be selected. Because if I'm selected, I can't tell them, no, we're not going to Hawaii. I can't not accept it. I have to accept it. I can get an Airbnb in Orlando, one of those houses with eight bedrooms. It has the Disney princess theme, the arcade and a garage, the pool table, all of that stuff. There's a Harry Potter room with bunk beds for all the kids.
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I can pull that if we get that. We can move to Orlando. I can fit 15 people in one house for a week. That's fine. Or I can very much again, I can convince them we don't need to go to Celebration, Florida for a week. You know what I mean? Like we can go somewhere else. Let's go to Atlantis in the Bahamas. Still cheaper than going to Hawaii with 600 people. That's too nice, Billy.
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Well, not that no one wants to go, but let's pick a city where we can very easily convince people, maybe we take this year off. Maybe it's not the biggest deal in the world.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can skip it, and then you just go on a family vacation, but then it's also like, Well, you know, we don't take our cousins on a family vacation. We don't take our aunts and uncles on a family vacation. That's not necessary. We don't need to do all of that, right? So then that's how you also – I'm pretty sure the Players Union was involved.
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I don't know this, but I'm pretty sure Players Union was involved.
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Of course, everyone is. Everyone is afraid to. You be the guy.
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Exactly right. I'll pay $400,000 and not have this conversation. I'll pay $400,000.
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It's a year of arguments. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Anyway.
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Yeah, yeah. And then also you could say like, hey, like – He could go to Orlando for the week and go to Disney. It's going to be busy, though, and we don't want to go at busy time. Why don't we just go to, like, let's go to Mexico together. You know what I mean? And then that's how you go somewhere. Let's go to Costa Rica. You go somewhere else. Like, let's go to the Maldives.
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You go somewhere else just as, like, your family, like five people, and then everyone's like, well, you know what? They opted not to go to the Pro Bowl. Like, I get it. It was a long year. James is probably beat up. James doesn't want to go and play ring toss or whatever it is that's going on this year. By the way, Stugatz, Mike Ye, also – presented by Smirnoff. We do game days.
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Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. This has been described by many people who are attending as the walking Super Bowl because of the proximity that everything is. I'm excited about that. I was too until this morning. What happened? When I fell off of a curb taking my daughter to school and sprained my ankle terribly.
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And you can't see it, but I'm sitting here with it all wrapped up in ice on it.
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Well, I can just show you what I'm working with right now, which is just this situation is going on right now.
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Well, you're not getting your Super Bowl bonus. I hate to tell you the way contracts work.
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As you get older, you don't actually get injuries from doing real things. You just misstep off a curb. You step in a hole, whatever. And this one, I felt it. I felt, I don't want to say a tear or a pop, but I felt... Something went, this isn't like, you know, oops.
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No, I felt a clear when it happened. And I, so I went, I dropped my daughter off at school. I went, I dropped the other daughter off at school. I got home and I was like, I'm wrapping this thing as hard as I can. I got to keep moving. As soon as I stopped moving, this is done. So then I went, I didn't have an ankle brace. So I went, I got a green ace bandage wrapped around as hard as you could.
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I then stopped by, got an ice pack, just slid that in there, drove into work. As soon as I parked and I was walking across the street, oh, boy, I felt it. And I know as the day goes on, I'm going to feel it because I still haven't taken, like, an anti-inflammatory or anything. So this sucker is swelling, and this ice pack is hot now. It's going to be a fun week next week. So what are you thinking?
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No. New Orleans is happening. He plays with Paige. Listen, this probably ends with me in urgent care just to get, like, the meds that I need. But, like, I'm going come hell or high water. And maybe I'll be wearing Crocs all week because shoes won't fit. But we're doing this thing. Right.
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Real ones play through it, yeah. I'm going to play through it this episode, too. You want to get to Golik here?
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The Big Suey: Whose Shoes Are Whose?
It's older than the NFL. No. NFL was founded in 1920. The CFL was founded in 1958. I don't think that's right. Okay.
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I don't think that's right. CFL.
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No, he watches Kings of Queens and that's it. That and Everybody Loves Raymond. That's what he does. He doesn't watch anything else.
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Local Hour: The Moment of Silence for MJ's Drive
Oh, come on. Yeah, I would be. Aggressive description. I mean, what is that? I'm just saying. That's me.
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Daniel Day-Lewis does something.
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Giddey made it. Giddey made it from half court. No, you're making that up. You're making that up. He's not. You can't do that. Giddey just did the layup.
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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Billy. I think we all matched energy there.
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Give me the Dolphins. The Baker edge. Dolphins moving on. We have the number five-seeded Chargers against the new-look number 12-seeded Las Vegas Raiders. Ooh. Yeah, give me the Chargers. Yeah, I like the Chargers. Okay, I was going to say it could be where we get our first upset.
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Maybe this is the matchup where we see our first upset, the number four-seeded Bengals against the number three-seeded Jaguars. That's right. I forgot about Juno Smith. Thank you. The new look Jaguars also with their head coach. They still have Trevor Lawrence, but they have a new coach, a new GM.
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Okay, well, Bengals also just gave their receivers.
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Yeah, I was going to take the Bengals too. Okay, number six, Broncos against the number 11 Colts.
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No, not this week. Not this week. No, not this week. But maybe next week. Maybe. We'll see what happens. So, hey, here's a headline. After signing Jameis Winston and leading the world to believe that he would be their starting quarterback, the New York Giants then decided to also sign Russell Wilson.
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Yeah, give me the Broncos. All right, Broncos. The number three Ravens against the number 14 Jets.
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Come on, man. Now, let's see what happens because I believe that they fell a little bit in this week's rankings from last week's rankings. The number seven Patriots were a playoff team last week. They're staying strong at number seven. However. Because of the fact that Russell Wilson signed with the New York Giants, he is no longer an option in Pittsburgh.
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And it seems as though the only option left at the moment is Aaron Rodgers going to the Steelers, which he doesn't seem to want to do. So the number seven Patriots against the number 10 Steelers. Who do we like?
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You could pick the Steelers hoping that it happens. It doesn't have to be if the season ended today. That's a different segment.
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I'll take the Steelers too. There you go. Crazy wins. Yeah, well, because the next round is the Chiefs against the Browns. Crazy wins out. The next one is number two Chiefs against the number 15 Browns, and the Browns are not going to beat the Chiefs, so we don't even need to bother wasting any time with that.
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Do you guys see the rumors that the Browns are very interested in Kirk Cousins heading over there?
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I don't know if that's going to change anything, but I'm just going to keep the Chiefs there.
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All right, let's head over to the NFC for the first round. The number one Eagles against the number 16 49ers. What? !
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Wow. Just because you put them at 16. That was a committee, not me. Number one, Eagles against the 16-49ers. I think I'm going to go with the Eagles.
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All right. I too am going to pick the Eagles. We had a chance at a 16-1 there, but it didn't pan out.
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We have a number eight Seahawks against a number nine Falcons. falcons falcons there's your upset okay there we go apparently that's not an upset that's uh well well friends this one might get a little interesting the number five rams against the number 12 panthers this is is this the year is this the year
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Now, there had been rumors speculating that the Giants may, at the number three spot, take a quarterback or even trade up to the number one spot to take a quarterback if they liked one particular quarterback, probably Cam Ward, who would probably be the number one pick. But instead, they said, you know what?
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Devontae Adams and Matt Stafford and the soon-to-be-retired Puka Nakua are gonna do something there with Kyron Williams Rams give me the Rams crazy story by the way Puka just saying I'm gonna retire at 30 also spoiler alert he will not unless he's injured which we're hoping that's not the case I'm gonna go with the Rams too so the Rams are moving on I guess next year we're a year away from the Panthers the number four Lions against the number 13 Cardinals
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I think in a close one. We go Cardinals here.
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Number six Packers against number 11 Cowboys.
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I saw Dak at a NASCAR race this weekend. I'll just tell you that. He was in a walking boot still. He was invited as a guest of one of the teams. He was watching the race from the pit. And to watch the race from the pits, if you're like an invited guest, you get to sit like in their setup. Now their setup requires you to climb a ladder to get up to the seat.
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I didn't see him climb the ladder, but I saw him up there sitting there. So he got up there somehow. Just going to say that in terms of his health.
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I will also say the Packers. Yeah, okay. Number three, the Bucs against the number 14 Saints.
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All right, now we have the number seven Bears. Now, you've been high on the Bears, I will say, and you have sold us on the Bears the entire offseason. You think that the Bears are going to make a difference here and that the Bears are going to have a big year ahead. Yet to be seen here with the Bears.
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We're going to sign Russell Wilson to a one-year deal and broke the heart, even though he hasn't come out and said it, I will say it for him, broke the heart of Jameis Winston, who signed a two-year deal just last week, leading us to believe that he would be the starting quarterback of the New York Giants because the New York Giants now have Jameis Winston, they now have Russell Wilson, and they have fan favorite Tommy DeVito, who they re-signed, who we thought would be the backup.
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But we have the number seven Bears, and this one is a bit of a surprise, against the number 10 Vikings.
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Wasn't ready for the Vikings to be that low. J.J. McCarthy is a big question mark, but they've said they're sticking with him at the moment. So they fell a little bit in the rankings here. So the Bears against the Vikings...
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I mean, if they would have been a four, they probably would be.
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Or it's almost like the committee ranked the Panthers twice and had to find which team was missing.
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All right. The number two commanders against the number 15 Cowboys. Didn't we just do the Cowboys?
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The Commanders against the Giants. All right, we'll stick with the Commanders.
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It's hard sometimes keeping track of these things. The committee better get a list next time. Yeah, I mean, the committee's actually looking at a list right here in front of him. It's weird. The committee's not going to point any fingers.
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All right, the number one Bills against the number nine Dolphins. This one just seems very obvious. I'm just going to rate the Bills. It's a grudge match. We've seen this game a lot. Is this the game that the Dolphins and Tua get over the hump?
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Okay. All right. The number five Chargers and the number four Bengals.
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For the record, I was going to go Bengals there, but that's fine. All right, the number six Broncos against the number three Ravens.
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Okay. And then we have the number 10 Steelers, one of the upsets in the first round against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs. All right, Chiefs.
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So right now, the AFC's Bills, Chargers, Ravens, Chiefs in the next round. Not exactly exciting. Okay, we have the number one Eagles against the number nine Falcons.
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So it would appear as though They are not going to be drafting a quarterback, but you never know. So, gang, what do we think of the New York Giants signing Russell Wilson?
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Eagles almost lost in the first round to the number 16-seeded 49ers.
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All right. The number five Rams against the number 13 Cardinals. Give me the Cardinals.
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Yeah, I'm going to go Cardinals too. I think Kyler finally takes that step. The defense steps up.
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You know us. We're big fans of the Rallis defense.
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All right, I'm going to go number six Packers against the number three Bucs.
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This one, I believe, would be our Sunday night matchup of the weekend. This would be the biggest game. The number seven Bears against the number two Commanders.
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This is a tricky one because I am known around some parts as Bear Down Billy. It's fighting against you.
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Can't wait to see you tighten up. Oh, I'm going to be tightening up.
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Whether they have the number one pick or not, we will be tightening up.
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Now, unfortunately... To my good friends in Chicago, I'm going to go Commanders on this one. The Commanders. Yeah, Commanders. The Commies. Well, okay. All right. We're going to head over. The number one Bills against the number five Chargers. Upset. Really? Same.
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Wow. Oh, boy. Chargers. Chargers. Man. All right. I'm not even going to have a chance.
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Okay. We just banged on the table. All right. We're going to go with the number three Ravens against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs.
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I mean, it looked different last year, though.
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All right. We have the number one Eagles against the number 13 Cardinals.
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All right, the Eagles. You almost put me in a spot there.
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The number three Bucs against the number two Commanders.
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What I don't understand is how you had the Bears beating the Commanders but not Baker and the Bucs.
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because now i believe because you saw it happen they're forging fire yeah okay those commanders it is iron sharpens iron yeah so just so that we're all on the same page we have a one seed a two seed a two seed and a five seed so really only one surprise now in the final four it's the number five chargers against the number two kansas city chiefs cheese kingdom
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I wanted Billy to pick. I mean, we don't need to break it down any further. The Chiefs it is. And then we have the number one seeded Eagles against the number two Commanders.
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We now have a situation where we have the number two Chiefs against the number two Commanders in the championship game of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. Reveal it on the other side of the break. Okay. When we come back, we reveal the champion of God bless footballs, Bracket Bonanza.
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think that that is the first time that we've done that right just tease the end of one segment headed into did we do it last week no i split a segment in half because we ran out of time and then you guys dogged me for it mercilessly they're not they're not like reach over yeah yeah yeah but we didn't tease it right is that the difference no no that was just like me breaking it up because i was scared about time because
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Don't stress yourself. Don't kill yourself over it. It's fine. We'll get to it. We'll get to the winner of Bracket Bonanza when we get to it. We don't need to rush into it. We have more games to play. We have more Mike Lee that we haven't done this week. We have time. Do you want to get to the winner of Bracket Bonanza here or do you want to do more Mike Lee first?
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Let's get to the winner bracket bonanza here.
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They do want it. So all we have left is number two in the AFC, the Chiefs against number two in the NFC, the Commanders, which I believe, and I'd have to check the tapes, might have been the exact same championship that we ended up with last week. So really, when we added all of the teams in here, it ended up kind of with the same results.
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I did the wrong cadence on that one, but we're working on it. We're working on it. We'll get this right before Stu Gatz comes back. He'll be back soon. He's on assignment this week. I'm sure he'll be back maybe next week. Probably not next week. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Guys, hello.
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We just got more games for the sake of having games and fun. But hopefully no one was injured in our fictitious games, and we're all good for next season. So with that all being said, number two Chiefs against the number two Commanders. Who do we have winning? Bracket Bonanza. Mikey?
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Well, I was kind of hoping that it would have been settled before me. Because now I'm also in a situation where, you know, we were part of Chiefs kingdom. We were taken in by the Chiefs kingdom. by Ed and his family. Lovely place. I would hate to pick against the Chiefs.
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The Commanders, though, I mean, they were a force last season, and they've been a force through this entire fictitious season and through this entire tournament. I mean, look at the runs that the Commanders went on. Commanders had to get through the Giants, which at one time were the Cowboys. They had to get through the Bears. They had to get through the Bucs.
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And now, you know, they had to beat the Eagles. I mean, a murderer's row. This is probably the hardest. If you look at the brackets, I think that the commanders might have had the hardest bracket getting through Bears, Bucks, Eagles, and then the Giants. That was an easy one.
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They had to beat the entire NFC East. Where the Chiefs got through the Browns, the Steelers team, though we're not sure really who their quarterback is at the moment. Thank you. Thank you.
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I feel like the Dolphins still have a move of getting rid of Chris Greer before Mike McDaniel. But I don't know. They came out so quickly to back both of them after last season.
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All right. So Puka says he's retiring, huh? Is he going to retire at 30?
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Sorry, I thought I had told you Steichen already. What's going on with the Rams where all of their players are just constantly threatening to retire?
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I think it's easy to say I'm going to retire at 30 when you're 23 because it sounds like that's so old. And then once you get to 30, you're like – I feel great. Like I have so many miles left in the tank just cause you're like so competitive that once he gets to 30, he's not going to feel the same way that he does now at 23.
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Yeah. Well, so I guess it's not a problem. It's just a Puka thing. Even though their coach was always threatening to retire and the quarterback's threatening to retire. Everyone's always threatening to retire. By the way, real quick here on the way out. So DraftKings Network having a change coming next week and, you know, friends of ours, the Goliks, not going to be here anymore. Just wanted to.
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Thank the Goliks. They've been a great part of God bless football over the years. Members of the family. So, Goliks, we love you. And, you know, hopefully we'll all reunite soon. Talk to you guys soon. And we'll see you guys next week. There's two guys I don't know when we're going to see again. See you next week on God Bless Football. Hello, hello.
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I don't know that he thought that they were in on him. I mean, he did by giving him the contract, but that felt like just it was good enough. We want to play options. Exactly.
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Yeah. Can we just take a moment to feel bad for Jameis Winston? Because poor Jameis. I mean, it seemed at the time, honestly, like a steal of a signing to the point that I did not understand why it is that Jameis signed a two-year $8 million deal guaranteed when you see someone like Zach Wilson signing a one-year $8 million contract in Miami to be their backup quarterback.
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How was everybody's week last week? It's been, you know, full seven days since we've spoken to each other. Lots of things have happened in the world of football. We promised some segments we were going to do this week. So how was your guys' week? How's everybody doing before we just get down to the nitty gritty and start talking some pigskin, some gridiron?
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So Jameis, I thought, sold himself short. I said, you know what? This is going to be the greatest contract for a starting quarterback that a team has signed in a long time, just short of the Russell Wilson one last year, where the Steelers only had to pay him about a million dollars. And I wonder if he knew. I wonder if he knew I'm coming in here to be the backup.
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And this is why he agreed to it, because, you know, the well was drying up everywhere else. Or if he actually thought that he had a shot, because it's kind of kind
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of dirty to sign him there to such like a low contract which is a backup contract right and then a week later bring in Russell Wilson who honestly I mean is Russell Wilson a 20 million dollar quarterback in the world where Jameis Winston is a four million dollar quarterback so you think that Russell Wilson and Jameis will give you the same amount of wins next year More or less.
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I don't think that they are $16 million a year apart.
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The thing with Stephon Diggs is, as you mentioned, he's coming off of injury, and he, prior to injury, was kind of a disappointment last year in Houston. He did get injured fairly early on, so we didn't get a full season of Stephon Diggs by any means. He is coming in, and he will obviously be better than Kendrick Bourne. He'll be better than Demario Douglas. Mack Hollins, they just signed again.
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Weird thing. Kind of felt bad for Matt Collins. Matt Collins signed a lesser deal there. And then sure enough, he thought like, well, you know, maybe they don't have a lot of money. And boom, Stefan Diggs, crazy money. And three years seems like a long time to give Stefan Diggs when it's really been a minute since he's been a proven number one.
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And that's what they're bringing him in to be is the number one for the Patriots.
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But like the numbers are also there because he was the option, you know, in Buffalo. And while he was catching it. Yeah. But while he was there, everyone was talking about, is he actually a number one quarterback? And they kind of was like, no, really?
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like his touchdowns were kind of low the last year he only had eight and then he had almost 500 yards he had 496 before he got hurt yeah no as a third option he was he was the number one because they needed him to be the number one right it was just a question of is he actually a number one and now we're two years removed and an injury removed from that and the Patriots are bringing him in to be the number one seems like a lot of excuse making for Josh Allen or for being pretty incorrect
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listen yeah seems like a lot of excuse making listen that's billy's buddy listen he's going to the wedding well no listen here's the thing you do wonder when that's going to catch up right when it's going to be like uh josh and i he he has somewhat been bailed out by the fact that they don't actually get him very many weapons but at a certain point you're like he's the kyle shanahan of quarterbacks doesn't really want a first receiver well
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Amari Cooper like okay thanks this is nice but is this going to be a difference maker I don't know yeah that's what I'm saying I'd rather have Stefan Diggs than Amari Cooper right now for being honest well I don't necessarily disagree with you entirely I don't necessarily disagree with you entirely I'd roll the dice at DeAndre Hopkins. I just love a name. I'm not going to lie. Love a name.
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Anyways, when we come back, we teased this last week, and we're bringing it back this week. God bless football's bracket bonanza. This is something we do every year during March Madness because, of course, why wouldn't we? Everybody's talking about the brackets, and we said, you know what? We can have our own brackets bonanza. When we come back, God bless football's bracket bonanza. Hello, hello.
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I like to make a toast to the return of baseball and draft season right around the corner. Speaking of drafts, from game night to parties with friends or special anniversaries, celebrating important occasions means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Cheers to 50 years of Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer since 1975.
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Now's a perfect time to celebrate legendary stories with friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. It's Miller time. The taste you can depend on. A great beer trusted by beer lovers for 50 years. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic 50 years later. Here's to Miller Lite. Hear, hear. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.
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Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the Smirnoff company New York New York last time we dilly-dallied a little bit and then realized that our bracket bonanza took a lot longer than expected and we did you know one through seven we had buys and then we talked it out we said you know we really need to do if we're gonna be true to the bracket bonanza as we are every time this year let's do one through 16 in each conference
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tear up our old script and start a new but hey good news is this episode probably gonna be a better episode than the other episode that we had planned just because of the news that came out you know and speaking of news guys you want to play our favorite segment we do it every week it's called here's a headline Nice. Let's do it. All right. Is here's a headline brought to us by anybody this week?
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Every team makes the playoffs. Everyone's on a bracket. Let's see how all of these teams getting in there might mix things up. So we've ranked the teams 1 through 16 in the AFC and in the NFC. And it's time for a new edition of God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Okay, gang.
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So I have here 1 vs. 16, 8 vs. 9, 5 vs. 12, 4 vs. 13, 6 vs. 11, 3, 14, 7, 10, 2, 15. Like every bracket that you have at this time of the year. Have one for the AFC. Have one for the NFC. I think in the interest of saving time, we don't need to go through the 1 through 16s and reveal that. We just reveal the matchup so that we can kind of expedite this process a little bit.
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So would you like to start in the AFC or the NFC this week? AFC. All right. We're going to start in the AFC. Now, do we want to start 1 versus 16 or do we want to build up to that? Go 116. Okay, cool. So we're going to start with the 1 versus 16 seed. Now, they have the number one pick in the draft at the moment, the Tennessee Titans, and they are not the number one seed.
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They will be the number 16 seed taking on last week's number one seed, the Buffalo Bills. We don't know what they're going to do in the draft. We assume if they stay with that pick, they will take Cam Ward, but they also may trade that pick and get some assets and then try to rebuild their team. They still have Will Levis there.
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So do we believe that the 16-seeded Tennessee Titans will upset the number one-seeded Buffalo Bills?
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No, it's going to be like in a New York region.
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Yeah. Pills will be moving on. Fuentes, do you agree with this?
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All right. Well, so Bills are moving on. We assume it might be one of those two quarterbacks. Then we go on to the eight versus nine. This is where things get interesting. The number eight seeded Texans take on the number nine seeded Dolphins. Both teams missing your standard playoff, but because it's one through 16, they're both still alive in this one. Who do we think is going to win that one?
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Texans, Dolphins. Tua has gotten a lot of attention lately for going out and partying on boats. He was actually on a boat with his family and Baker Mayfield and Baker Mayfield's family, which is kind of interesting. Who do we like here?
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Don Libetard. Again, started on the breakfast flan. Oh, man. I've been singing a song to myself all morning long. Breakfast flan. Stugatz. Have you never heard the breakfast flan song? No. Hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan. Breakfast flan. Waking up on a breakfast like that.
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What do you what do you think your dream job is, Mikey? I know that that's this is a question out of left field, but the Sally went from, you know, football player, radio host, Hall of Famer now is president of football operations in Jacksonville. So what do you, I guess, where's your end game? If you were to say, this is the job that I want to have. I've paid my dues.
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I did the grunt work early in my career. I worked up until this moment. You know, because it's, I mean, look, let's... Mike. See, I did it. Mike Fuentes, which is confusing because his name is Mike Fuentes. Audience, I'm not going to speak for Mike A, which is just Mike today. I'm not going to speak for Mike, but I'm going to guess the dream is not God bless football.
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Now, nothing personal against God bless football or Mike or Stugatz or anyone involved in the process, the mojos, the K-funks of the world, even though if we're going to be honest... Mike may have dodged K-Funk last week. We don't need to talk about that. Mike.
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Wow. Well, today, well, sad news. Today we reached your dream. It's not it. No, it's not. Because we got Fuentes. We got Fuentes. So you want us to fire Fuentes?
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I mean, we have to eliminate Golik. Do you want to eliminate Golik from here?
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Yeah, I don't... I would say, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, I would say... Have a different dream. Yeah, just dream differently. Not big or small, just different dream. I would say bigger too, but just different dream because I don't think that that one's going to happen.
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No, I guess, yeah. Dream a little bigger. Also, we didn't really hear from Golik that much this year at the end of the year. I don't know what was going on there.
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Yeah, well, he is recovering from his replacement as we got to a little bit earlier today again. Good vibes his way. I don't want to say thoughts and prayers because I feel like that's just attached to people dying. Yeah, T's and P's seems like it's just like when someone passes away. Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm gonna do to keep cold in the warm heat?
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Is he going to be the number one pick? Is he going to be a top five pick? Is he not? Just simple stupid for me.
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He's never going to show up, is what I've learned. No, he's never going to show up. He's never going to show up. That's never good. Can I tell you something? I don't mean to betray him, but also I don't care. Sure. So we did a watch-along for...
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I think it was the last game of the regular season where the Dolphins were potentially going to make the playoffs if the Broncos lost and they won, I think. Right. So I did a watch along on that Sunday and I was trying to set up a number of things, almost all of which fell through. Right. So it ended up just kind of being me and like. three other people doing it. Right.
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I didn't even, I didn't even bother you. I don't think for that. Cause I was like, this is not worth bothering Mikey on, but I was trying to set up a dream of mine. And I think a dream, a sick dream that the both of us have had, and I was going to have you be involved in it, but it fell apart.
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Yeah. So we have a – you had one in your back. Hold on a second. I'm just going to move past. And what happened? What happened?
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I was trying to get Mikey C on and I told him so that he can go and ask, you know, the higher ups, whoever it is that he needed to ask to make sure. And, And they ended up coming back and saying, like, maybe not on this situation or whatever. Right. But it made it seem like it was hopeful for whatever.
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But the dream scenario that we have had that I was trying to set up was Mikey C and Kay Funk on together. Just potentially arguing with each other or whatever, which in hindsight, it's better that Mikey C wasn't allowed to do it because K-Fuck would have said something that then would have triggered Mikey C to say something.
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And then that's kind of where the whole thing would fall apart for everybody involved.
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I like that, but I like that and never airing that, which doesn't help the audience at all. No, we don't have to. You know what?
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I think that maybe we should schedule, and this is not a joking matter, so we should not be joking about this, but maybe we schedule some sort of intervention or something for someone, and we just have both of them in there as attendees, and it's really just to have them interact with each other and maybe fight.
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And then maybe release it as like a stupidity or something, which I don't think has been active in like a year.
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Oh, you had this when you were a football player? Yes.
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I think. Yeah, I think that Kay Funk would be. No, I don't know who would who would who would strike first in their argument, because I would think it would be Kay Funk. But I could see Mikey C kind of making the first little comment now that I think about it.
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Yeah. Yeah. I could, I, I, you know, I hope they interact and I kind of do hope that, that he says that to him. Uh, I have something by the way, Michael, who calls you Michael in your life?
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uh i i i feel like i got to imagine a certain point yeah i got to imagine though that there's always those friends that yeah nicky boy you know like i could see it i could see it happening so i have a cousin who uh we oh his name's matthew and we always called him matthew growing up always always always matthew matthew matthew matthew always matthew
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And what happened? How long did you stop playing for?
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And then I don't know if it was like his friends or like himself that created a rebrand where he's Matt. And he is like Matt, like starting in like high school. And they'd be like, Matt. And I'm like, no, Matthew. Like, who's this Matt that you speak of? And then I think that he calls himself Matt. And then in my head, I'm like. Did you name yourself Matt? Did they name you Matt?
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Also, like, am I supposed to call you Matt now? Because, like, we've never done this before. And, like, we're, like, 10, 15 years into him being a Matt now. And I'm still not used to, like, the Matt his wife calls him Matt. And I'm like, I don't know who this Matt is. You're Matthew.
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And the weird thing is, is that's coming from someone who tells other people to call him Billy when his name is Guillermo. So I have no leg to stand on on this situation.
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Okay, so you're hearing it here first. Abdul Carter may be out for six months at least based on the experience Mike Yeh had playing football and his stress fracture.
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OK, it's funny that you should say that, because I had a situation, I think, in 10th grade and we're going to get to football in a moment. I had a situation in, I think, 10th grade where it was always that right first day of school, first couple weeks of school. They just read the roster and it's Guillermo. Right.
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So they would go and they'd take attendance and it always be like Guillermo, Guillermo, Guillermo, whatever. Right. And then I would go and I remember it was probably like two weeks into a new year in like 10th grade history class, right? And this teacher liked giving like pop quizzes like all the time.
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And it would be like a Scantron pop quiz, 10 questions, whatever, which is like a waste of a Scantron, but whatever. So we do like a 10 question Scantron pop quiz. And I think this is like the second or third pop quiz, which is crazy considering how early in the year was. Right. So the teacher's going around and he's like reading off the names, handing back the Scantrons.
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And then he's like, I think that they would say like Mr. Gill or Mr. Whatever. Right. When they're doing that thing.
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and then he said like either like kieran was like mr gill and then he goes apparently you'd prefer to be called billy and he hands me the scantron because i would write billy on the scantron all the time which by the way has to be very confusing and disarming to the teachers who are just getting to know you if you're writing your nickname and they're like who the hell is this like this person is not on my roster i don't know who this child is
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Yeah, I mean also probably like 25 years ago or something at this point, right? Yes. Okay. We have a new game that we're going to play later today. It's called Grades. We also have... an old favorite game that we're going to play called more Mike Lee, but that's going to be a little bit later in the show. Uh, Mikey,
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Which now makes me think, and maybe I'll tell my daughters to do this, and maybe you can tell Nicholas to do this. Like, what if Nicholas just decides... like to prank his teachers one year and just call himself something like crash. So like, yeah, he just was like crash. And then like, you know, crash last day, whatever. Right. And they're like crash. It's like, well, yeah, I'm crash now.
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I would run out of space on standardized tests for my first name because it's like nine letters long, which I couldn't like. Every time I would get it back, it'd be like Guillerm because I'd run out of letters on the first name.
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Yeah. You got to tell little Rocco that his name is Chris. Yeah. Buddy, don't even bother with the second half of your name. Just be Chris. Or is he not a Chris? Do you call him Chris or Christopher?
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Is your family like royalty? Everybody goes by their legal names in your household? What's going on here?
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I don't want to know what the other offensive name is.
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I want to address something now that Stugatz is out with you and with Mike Fuentes. I, in my professional universe, have an uncommon number of people around me with the name Michael. And that was something that happened at ESPN as well. Fuentes' name is Michael, but he goes by Fuentes. You go by Mike EA because the time when Stugatz was doing Weekend Observations, Up in Bristol.
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Just to decide, let's do Christopher. She says it was the drugs. I was just going to ask, like, if... She says it was the drugs. Because, like, I would never suggest this to the listeners or to anyone, but, like, it's a situation, right, where, like, she's on, like, the pain medication and, like, just go to the nurse, like, it's Rocco.
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Like, and then, like, if she says, like, oh, Christopher's like, no, we never had that conversation.
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Like, I... was this a dream of yours like what are we talking about here like it was always Rocco we've never like once had that conversation and then Rocco stuck uh can I tell you something football related since we're kind of doing a football show I guess yeah I have um weird and I'm not one to get this I have weird FOMO on the combine yeah I'm not one that gets FOMO
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God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes.
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There's a weird situation at this office in particular where everyone gets FOMO for everything and I never do. Anytime anyone goes out to cover a game or do this or do that, if you're not there, Everyone has FOMO. Everyone's like, why wasn't I there? I wanted to do this. I wanted to do that. I never get that. And granted, I've been part of some of the cool trips that we've done as a company.
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And I get to do Super Bowl stuff like that. So I've been very fortunate on that front. We did the Daytona 500 a couple weeks ago. And that was like basically just because we could drive up to Daytona from Miami. Right. Like it was like a 11th hour situation where you're like, OK, like you guys can go do that, like take the camera or whatever. But like it was like bare bones.
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We drove up and like you can get we got an Airbnb that we all stayed in. So it wasn't like we need three hotel rooms or four rooms or whatever. Right. Like I did it the cheapest way possible. And we went to this welcome party with Demi Lovato. I've talked about this. She's performing. It's a corporate event. And we went right up to the stage because no one's paying attention.
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So we put up a picture that we took with Demi Lovato that she just posed behind us while she's singing a song. And I've never experienced the level of hate that I had from everyone in the office. And they were all like, why didn't you tell me? I wish I would have gone on this trip. No one told me, blah, blah, blah.
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And then when we put up that we were at the Daytona 500, she's like, I would have gone to the Daytona 500. You'd think. that our office was in North Carolina where all of a sudden everyone became the biggest NASCAR fans in the world. It's the craziest thing, right? So FOMO happens all the time in the office, right?
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I rarely get it and have even been told by people, higher-ups in the company, like, do you not care? Like, everyone else seems to care.
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We tell you, no, you're not going to do that. Okay, that's fine. I'm not going to go. Whatever. They're like, everything okay? Do you not care about things? And I'm like, no, I'm fine. I don't need to go to things just because other people are going. But that's all to say, I have FOMO now with the NFL Combine. I did not think I would ever feel this.
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I did not think I would ever long to go to Indianapolis. But... I see that the movers and shakers are there. I see that everyone is in Indy. And I'm kind of like, why aren't we there? And I think it's because we weren't paying attention to the calendar. But I'm like, why aren't we there? And I didn't feel it early in the week.
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Well, he was in Bristol. You know what I mean? At ESPN, there was you, Mikey A. There was Mikey C., who we miss dearly. So he made you Mikey A. because of Mikey C. Now, Mikey C. goes by Mikey C. and had gone by Mikey C. before, I believe. You were never Mikey A. You're Michael.
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when I would see the different shows are there, I saw how McAfee was there and he has his whole crew there and he's from Indy. So like for him, it's like not a big deal at all. And they're there. Exactly. They're set up like on the concourse, like behind all the seats. And, uh, one of the shots has the field like behind like the guest or whatever.
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Then when they do like the one cam on him, you just see the concourse and it's like a closed, like food vending concourse. And there's like someone walking around holding a camera, someone sweeping. And I'm like, I don't not, I do not feel FOMO at all. And when I felt it was on, I read the story yesterday that Jordan Schultz and Ian Rappaport were,
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were fighting with each other in a Starbucks, which I believe was described as, it was like such a ridiculous, it wasn't like verbal assault, but it was something like that. And it was like, okay, let me read this story. Threatening posture. Let me read this story. And then when I read the story, it was the lamest fight that I've ever heard of.
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And it was just two guys saying, you better not ever do that again. If you do that again, you're going to pay, mister. I'll be mad. Exactly. Why I ought to. And then NFL security was involved because the YIATA, I guess, raised it to the level of potential physical violence threats. And there were maybe profanities, but Jordan says that he doesn't remember any profanities.
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And I think it stems from like Jordan revealing that someone was visiting a team. And then Ian said like, it wasn't official. They just bumped into each other. And then he's like, you better never do that again. And then he's like, well, me and whatever. And they're just screaming at each other in a Starbucks. And then other people are watching this happen. And then I was like, you know what?
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Wow. Okay. So let me make a note of this so that maybe we can do this next year. I'm going to put NFL Combine. and I'm moving away from the microphone, which is not good for me. NFL Combine 2026.
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All right. So I put NFL Combine 2026. Hopefully do it because I saw Chris Sims and Mike Florio were there, too. And like this Chris Sims, what a trollop, huh? I mean, I guess he's not because he's just doing his actual job with the people that pay him. But like, man, he's at everything and he never invites us anywhere.
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We had a conversation about how we're going to have dinner together in New Orleans. That never happened. That was never going to happen.
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never came close to happening he's like yeah no you know what this is actually a good day let's do it this year last year we couldn't because it was an mbc game so i had a lot more this year i'm gonna be so much more free never happened not a once anyway yeah i i i certainly wasn't at dinner but that's because i have fomo because i missed yeah yeah look let me tell you something michael
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I have right here written down on this piece of paper, NFL Combine 2026. Now, I'm going to have to not lose this paper in the span of a year. So I'm going to keep this here for now, and hopefully my wife doesn't come by and try to clean up this situation because while this looks organized here, this here... Behind you.
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So this paper that I have here, It's going to sit on top of the disorganization, and maybe it will sneak by because it'll blend in with the other disorganization, but also maybe we'll have a spring cleaning situation, in which case I'm going to lose that paper. But I have NFL Combine 2026 written down to try to do that, and... Super Bowl next year. I tried this year. I don't know what happened.
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I obviously didn't try hard enough to get you there. I did get you to the draft last year, but I got you close.
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Yeah, I didn't even get to go to the draft last year, which seems like it would be a cool event. You could also argue you don't know because you didn't actually go to the draft. You went to Troy, Michigan. No. You know.
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Or are we going to be like... That's all very much up in the air at the moment. The locations that I have heard are... Nashville? No, it would be funny to go back to Troy and just do a draft party in Troy every year. You know what? I'm going to send a message to someone right now.
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Let's go back to Troy. Let's do it again. Let's make this an annual tradition. No, I think we might be in Nashville. And then they also said, like, maybe New York, in which I wrote back, why? So I don't know if that's going to happen, but maybe New York, maybe draft, or maybe Nashville.
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I think Green Bay is out of the running, which sucks, because I kind of, like, while everybody says, like, why would we go to Green Bay? I think it'd be fun to go to Green Bay. I mean, it'd be more fun to go for a game, right? But... I don't know. So TBD on the whole draft situation, I don't know where we're going to be for the draft. We should know soon because it's about a month away.
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Yeah. Now, added to the complication was Mike Golick Jr., who became Gojo, Mike Golick Sr., who was Mike. And then down here, we also have a Mike Ryan. So there's a thousand Mikes in this universe. And and now that Stugatz is in here, do you want to be you want to go by Mike this episode or are you just married to Mikey? Like, what do we do here? How do we give you your identity back, I guess?
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You're right. Yeah. I'm going to write that down too. Kickoff. Philadelphia. Kickoff. Billy. All right. It's been written down on a sheet of paper and hopefully it doesn't get lost.
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It really is. And the thing is, is that I wrote it on the bottom of it and like half of the paper is nonsense. It just says NFL grades. It says if the season started today, which we didn't do. And then, ooh, here's something that it says. When we come back, according to my sheet of paper, a new edition of More Mike Lee.
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Hey, thank you. By the way, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings.com The crown is yours. So Stugatz is not here. He is traveling. He has some much-deserved time off for all the hard work he does during the season, going to visit his family abroad and internationally and all that stuff.
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God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Mikey, we're getting close to the end of the show, unfortunately. But here's the good news for you. And I called you Mikey again, so I'm sorry. Here's the good news for you and for the audience and for everyone involved.
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We have a new edition of More Mikely coming up, which is also presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. This is me tossing it to you. Now you take it away. Oh, this is you tossing it to me. That was a horrible toss. I apologize. That's okay.
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Wow. Okay. Now, here's the interesting thing about the Rams, and we haven't discussed it yet, is the Matthew Stafford of the situation, which I'm wondering if you, as a Jets fan, sees that. Yes. Yes. Okay. I don't even finish that situation.
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Dude, if you guys end up with Matthew Stafford, that is an incredible situation for you based on what we thought the situation was going to be two weeks ago for the Jets.
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Yeah, so you think that that's going to be the deciding factor? What is he looking for? What's his problem, basically, Matthew Stafford?
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I mean, you guys, what's your cap situation? Do you have money you can give him?
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All right, so worst to first. The Rams. What was the other team? The Lions.
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I'm going to go with... Tough division. I might go with the Lions. I think I'm going to go with the Lions. That's crazy to say, but I think I'm going with the Lions on that one. Even though Rams might lose their quarterback.
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Wow. Can we do another one real quick? Just lightning round. I know we're up against it.
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They're also now negotiating with Purdy. I don't know what that means because they're going to probably pay him way too much money.
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Okay, I'll call you Mike. Now, I will say that I'm probably going to slip up a handful of times. Yes, a bunch. But... I will do my best to call you Mike for this episode.
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By the way... You're Mikey G. Ooh, Mikey G would be great. I think he would like that, too. He seems like someone that likes shenanigans. Yeah, yeah. By the way, well wishes to Michael. I believe he had shoulder reconstruction yesterday. Shoulder replacement. Oh, my God. What I would do to replace some of my joints. You have no idea.
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I don't need it, but preemptive replacements on my shoulders, knees, hips. I'd do it. Could you imagine just having titanium joints? It seems like it'd be awesome.
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Geez. I thought you were an Abdul Carter stress fracture injury expert. Maybe I'm just weak. Did you drink milk as a child? What's going on here? Early onset osteoporosis or something? Not that we're making fun of anyone with osteoporosis. Thoughts and prayers to anyone with osteoporosis. You want to play a game I like called Grades? Yes. OK, great.
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So this is a game that I like to call grades presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. We play this game roughly every year. And the way that grades works is very simple. The NFL Players Association every year releases a report card of their grades where they have a number of different categories. And each team ranks on a grade scale, like a school grade scale.
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A through, apparently, F minus, or I guess A plus through F minus, which we didn't know was a grade.
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Yeah. So F minus is a thing because, as we found out, a number of teams received F minuses in different categories. So we're going to go over some of these grades and see what stood out to who and what our thoughts are on what. Mikey, does that sound good to you? Do you want to go back and forth on this, or how do you want to play grades? Yeah.
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Okay, I'm going to start with and this is probably going to lead to a rant and it's a weird rant. I'm going to start with the Miami Dolphins because Miami Dolphins overall were the highest graded team out there. They had A's across the board. A's, A pluses, A pluses, A's.
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They didn't even have an A minus in the major categories from treatment of families to food and dining, nutrition, locker room, training room, training staff, weight room. Strength coaches, all of them were in the A's. So it is regarded as, I guess, the top tier professional franchise in the NFL in terms of the grading system and the players grading. Now, here is where I have a qualm.
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I believe the Buffalo Bills, and I saw, and it's not here in the main categories, but I believe the Bills had an F in terms of travel, correct?
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So they finished dead last, 32nd, F minus in team travel. And the Miami Dolphins, as I mentioned to you before, A's across the board. Everyone's happy about everything. And they were first overall. Now, I, as someone who lives in Miami, a Miami Dolphins fan, give my team an F in travel and have them make the AFC Championship game, okay? Like, I'm sorry, and this sounds ridiculous.
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And it couldn't have come at a better time because the Combine is going on as we speak. And so far, at the time of recording, the biggest story is Abdul Carter may be injured, but... Doesn't need surgery, so maybe not that injured anymore.
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I don't care about the players' comforts and them ranking A on these scales. I want more wins. In fact, if I was management, while this is, like, a great thing for management and now we can get free agents, everybody's happy here, whatever... I want to make the team less comfortable. I want the team to be hungry when they come. I want them to say, you know what? I don't want to get on that plane.
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We're going to be a number one seed, so we have home field throughout the playoffs because I don't want to travel on an airplane where it doesn't have Wi-Fi or the seats aren't big enough or I read that the seats have ashtrays still. That is the team accommodations that I want for my team to motivate them to not want to travel in the playoffs. Now, we also have the problem.
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that the Dolphins need to make the playoffs. Now, if they make the playoffs, making the playoffs is the first step. But once we get to the playoffs, I want the accommodations for travel to be so bad that they're motivated to not have to travel. I think the Bills are doing a great job. An F minus on the grade book, an A plus in terms of strategy, if you ask me.
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I think that the Saints maybe, because we were in New Orleans a couple weeks ago. I think that if you think New Orleans and you think food, you go to the Saints, you're like, you know what? This is going to be an incredible experience. I'm going to go in. I'm going to play for the Saints. It's going to be beignets every day. This is going to be awesome. We'll have a king cake, whatever.
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And then you go in and it's like gluten free, whatever. And you're like, OK, this food sucks. So I can kind of see how you get a D minus if you go to the Saints and you think, OK, this is going to be great food, great eating, maybe some jambalaya. And then it's all like healthy options for everything, you know?
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that seems like probably the one that you want to rank the highest in, uh, your jets ranked 29th out of 32 teams. Overall, the low light is the F not an F minus, but an F, which I don't understand because they finished dead last in terms of ownership, but it's just an F, not an F minus. I don't exactly understand, uh, how you get the F, not the F minus. Also, your locker room was a D plus.
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I also wonder, because the head coach received a B, who were we grading on that? Because you just hired a new head coach and he hasn't coached a game yet.
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Were we happy with Salah? Because that's bad. Also, Somehow, even with a B, the Jets head coach ranks 25th out of 32, which seems crazy. So I don't know if these players are afraid that their head coach is going to know what their grades are. None of them seem to care about the ownership whatsoever. The ownership grades across the board seem to be pretty bad.
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But head coach, you give them a B, 25th out of 32 is crazy. Also, for the Dolphins, Mike McDaniel got like an A+, which is kind of like... Let's pump the brakes.
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That's what I'm wondering, if they wonder. And then where is it that they're willing to step up? Because I feel like ownership is like, they're the ones that sign the check. So if you're ranking your owner an F, that seems kind of crazy to me.
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The Commanders have an F in their locker room. They have an A in ownership. They also have an A-plus in head coach. The Commanders have the highest grade for the coach. I'm trying to go through the other F-minuses real quick as we play grades.
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The Bengals have two different Fs, but are still only 24 out of 32 somehow. Treatment of families F-minus and food and dining areas an F. What are you doing to these families that you've given them an F-minus? Because that seems like kind of an insane grade. I guess they don't have daycare, you were saying, was one of the complaints for the Bengals. But also, that has to be game day, right?
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Because there's no one that's clocking in. They go and they scan in with their key card and it's like, take your child to work day. I got to take you to daycare first. Hey, coach, sorry. Little Jimmy was crying a little bit when I tried to sit him down in his chair at daycare today at the facility.
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The Jacksonville Jaguars also have an F in terms of treatment of family. They're 31st out of 32, so I suppose they're just ahead of the Bengals. We talked a lot of Jaguars last week because friend of the show, but really friend of Stugatz, Tony Buscelli is now running the show over there, and they had an opening for a general manager. And we came up last week with the idea of let's get Stugatz
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to apply for the job of general manager. And no more than 24 hours after we came up with this plan, the Jaguars announced that they had a general manager. Unfortunately, Stugatz never even had a shot of applying, which I think is not a good sign in terms of where his relationship with Tony Buscelli stands. Because if your friend is making the call, you can't even get a pity interview.
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I don't know how strong that friendship is, and I'm willing to, and I don't know if you're feeling the same way as I am, Mikey A. I'm willing to go out on a limb, and I can't outright ban Tony Buscelli from being on the show, but I kind of maybe want to put him on suspension for a little bit just because of the fact that he wouldn't interview Stugatz.
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yeah um i gotta be honest with you i want things to be as dumbed down as possible to me when we're reporting injury like a stress fracture i'm not a doctor didn't go to medical school is the foot broken is it gonna break soon what's going on there just give it to me in as simple terms as possible not hey he's okay for now but maybe this is going to be a thing down the road like
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Now, it could be a convenient suspension because I don't know that Tony Buscelli will ever come on the show again. even though he keeps telling Stugatz or Stugatz keeps telling us that he keeps telling Stugatz that he's going to come on the show next week, next week, next week, which is weird because last week we were told next week, which is this week.
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And Stugatz is in Australia and best to my knowledge, those trips don't, you know, materialize within 24 hours. So I think maybe, maybe they knew that this week wasn't going to happen and it was just kind of going to be up to us to figure out what to do with this situation. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Those commercials though, right? It's like we got a billion dollar settlement. It's like, yeah, the client got like $50,000 and you guys got the rest of the billion. You kept it all in your fees, right? Isn't that how that works? I don't know. I've never used one. This poor one person can't walk anymore, and the lawyers are like, go on yachts, throwing parties. Allegedly. Allegedly.
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You can't come after me now, right? That's how the law works.
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oof i'm tired i am too frauds oh you want to do that is that you tossing the mic to play a game that's how tired i am i'm at a battery wait before we play frauds did you guys like the the uh netflix games like not the games themselves do you like the netflix coverage of the games and all that uh yeah it was fine i thought it's fine i'm kind of with you it's like yeah it was good
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Because by the way, the NBA also put out numbers and like, this is the highest viewed NBA games in five years. Like, okay. So like, we just have more people on earth. Like more people are watching NBA. More people are watching basketball. Like, I don't know about the end and Netflix. Yeah. love Netflix. Would I love to work for Netflix? Sure. I don't know.
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Uh, but the way they put numbers out, what are we doing? Like, Oh, 9 billion streamable minutes for these NFL games. Like, okay, great. Like, I'm not going to break out a calculator. I don't know what that means. Like, 9 billion streamed minutes?
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One minute. At least one minute. That's the thing. When you break down the way that those numbers come out sometimes. That's not what you're going for, though. Yeah, no. It's like, oh, 65 million people watch these games. It's like, really? Like, these are the biggest games after the Super Bowl? Like, I really doubt that. But, okay, if you say so. Right.
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And the Texans game, I did this thing late in the game. So I saw Beyonce's halftime show. After the halftime show, I'm watching, like, this game is over. It's not close. I did the thing, flipped it over, Christmas vacation. Classic. Always there. And always funny. There's a new Christmas classic that's out. I think you'll be interested. I can't get a read on your movie taste.
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You got his info, or... Yeah, yeah, I filled out the report, all that stuff. He was doing that thing where he's like, I just have, like, minor bumper damage. And it's like, yeah, but mine's on the floor, buddy. Like, and the back of my car is dented. Like, and my car's 10 years old. They're probably going to tell me it's not worth fixing.
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I'm not sure if you'll like it or not. It's called Red One. A lot of people are talking about it now.
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I'm writing it down now. Don't tell me too much, Billy. This is all you need to know. It's a Christmas movie. The Rock is the head elf. Oh, done. It is. Okay.
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A Jack Santa Claus. A Jack Santa Claus. Really? Yeah. You can watch it for free right now on Prime if you want to go watch it on Prime. It's two gods. Okay. Now, it is very fantastical. There are mythical creatures in there, so you just need to know that. Now, it was released in theaters and was a major flop. Big time dud. I think after it came out, people were like, does The Rock still have this?
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Because I don't think it was well received in theaters. But I feel like it was always destined to be a streaming movie. It is crushing it on Prime. It's so good. It's a Christmas classic. And people are discovering it now. You should check it out. You're going to like it. It's a Christmas action movie, basically. It's fun.
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Not for the kids, by the way. Probably watch it. I mean, maybe teenagers is fine.
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I was going to ask you guys if you had watched Enigma. That was on my notes today of questions to ask you guys. I was going to ask you if you had watched it because I, Mikey, last week watched the day that it came out. I didn't know that it came out and we had the show the next day. So I watched at 930. I saw people like talking about it was like, oh, crap, that came out today.
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So I tried to watch it all in one night to just, you know, have someone on the show have watched it. I watched the first two episodes. I fell asleep in the third because it was like already late at night. I haven't gone back to finish the third yet. I haven't come back to the third yet. So guys, did you watch all the episodes yet or no?
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And now I'm going to have a car payment I don't want to have. Like, I'm glad that your car just has a dent, but that's not what you did to mine. Were you alone in the car, Billy? Were there any family members? No, I was alone, luckily.
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I watched it, and I thought, you would go on one of those retreats with him, wouldn't you?
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You would definitely go on one of those retreats with him.
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Yeah, well, part of it. I think we're all stuck two-thirds of the way through.
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He does. You do see that he, let's just say, was partially truthful with the media during the Zach Wilson era when he's like, yeah, Zach's doing great out there because there's videos of him watching the games at home. He'd watch, I guess, the games on his couch or whatever, and he's like, This offense is shit. They're so bad. Like, he's ripping the Jets off the couch.
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They, like, snuck him into a hotel. He gave a speech in, like, a conference room at the hotel.
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They snuck him into the hotel, but also there's a camera on the inside of the door watching him come in.
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That seems to be the talking point this week. Everyone had already kind of wrapped it up for Josh Allen. It seems like they're in a back-and-forth game, right? I think the voter fatigue is part of what is going on there. It's like, yeah, we gave it to Lamar again. We just gave it to him, and Josh was looking good, and Josh really doesn't have any weapons. Let's be honest.
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Well, here's the here's the thing is I'm very lucky. Obviously, nothing happened to me. Yes. Well, actually, I don't I don't know on the record if anything happened to me yet. You know, some of those things take takes a little takes a little bit of time and then you just start. My back is a little tweaked. You know what I mean?
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Where Lamar, I guess, has Derrick Henry and maybe people are holding that against him. But like he has five touchdown passing games. So it's not all Derrick Henry. That's not why he has the record. And like his individual stats are pretty much all better than Josh's this season.
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Kelsey, too. Hey, Travis, Kelsey's on the team.
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Kareem Hunt, hey. He found a time machine. Pacheco's back. Guys... I feel like if we look back to like first week NFL kickoff, we weren't doing this, but I feel like if we look back, we might have predicted. Yeah, they're going to be whatever during the regular season, but like come playoff time. Don't worry about them. They're going to have figured it out by the time that comes.
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I'm still assessing. I'm still assessing my situation.
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uh but i already took my car to like my wife's like you got to take the car to get it fixed like right away and i'm like yeah let's take it but in my head i'm like but also like that's not how insurance works that that thing's just gonna be sitting there and i could just be driving it around i don't know how legal it is to be driving around without a bumper but probably not right but i went and i dropped it off and now i'm without a car luckily i uh
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By the way, speaking of winning championships, if you want, you can vote for us for Best American Football Podcast at the Sports Podcast Awards. Go to sportspodcastgroup.com and vote for us there. We're like 40 minutes into this podcast or something. I feel like we should have mentioned this sooner because by now people probably have just bailed on us. No, I think they're enjoying what it is.
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Yeah, battery talk. They took all those notes. I hope they didn't, honestly, because sometimes I come up with these little hacks and these little ideas for myself and I find these things and I'm like, better keep this one close to the vest because if too many people know about it, then I'm not going to be able to do it anymore because everyone's going to be doing it.
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then there's a battery i was gonna laugh at your battery your your junk drawer batteries i was gonna laugh at that and then you're like no you put those in the kids toys and i'm like yeah genius now see now we're talking everything has a purpose everything has a purpose it just takes a while for me to get there i just gotta try to walk you through what i'm thinking and i'll remember remember i'm still assessing keep tweaking your back yeah well no mikey i am telling you within 30 minutes uh of the release of this episode billy
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And there might be a battery shortage next May, which is not the case. Interesting. Should we get the frauds?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, we do go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. You can compete against us last week. Finished in the mid-100s. I was looking good, and Josh Allen had a dud of a game. He got me like 12 fantasy points. But I've already set up my lineup for this week. I'm pretty excited about this situation. Not going to tell you who's on it, because then you're going to steal my players, and that's not going to happen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Daddy's going to win this week. Right. Why would I want to steal your players? I've been hot lately. Not in finishing in the money. That I have not since the first week or the second week of the season. I've been hot that I've been in the single digits or the low triple digits. It's been a while since I've been in Mikey A territory of 510th place. Interesting. I finished 103rd last week.
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How did you do last week, Mikey? Did you play last week or no?
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You just got to keep moving in the right direction. Every week you jump up 200 spots, and sure enough, three weeks down the road, you're in it. And by the way, as we've said a number of times, every week is a new roster. So what you did last week doesn't really matter what you do this week. Yeah. I have Saquon and Jordan Love this week.
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I don't have to drive anywhere next week, but it's just, you know, I feel like I lose my freedom a little bit. You know what I mean?
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Oh, it's kind of late in the season to reopen this game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Are you guys excited about Kirk Cousins being your quarterback next year?
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He's either going to you or the Colts, like 100%. No question.
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Kirk Cousins is not a bad backup to have if you have Anthony Richardson, who is somewhat injury prone. Not injury prone, but he does get injured a lot because of how he plays. And if he goes out and then Kirk Cousins is your quarterback, that's not the worst thing in the world.
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One of those things, it takes a little bit to figure out exactly. How's the back feeling? Assessing. We're still assessing. I'll tell you what. Yesterday,
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Yeah, but Kirk's going to want to start. That's why he's going to the Jets.
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Jets. He's starting for the Jets. I could see him starting for the Jets. Oh, absolutely. Could you talk yourself into being excited about it, though? At one time, he was trending towards being a first ballot Hall of Famer. Then he got hurt, and then that was that.
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Who is your coach going to be? Who's going to want your job? I don't know. It's a great question. You'll find someone.
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yes someone good preferably it would actually be somebody you you sound like you sound like mama gold talking to mike jr you're gonna find someone it would be someone out there for you it'd be funny though if you didn't and you went into this season you're like we just have coordinators no one wanted to be our coach would you take table no Really? You wouldn't take Dave's? No.
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What if you guys are the next group of people that believe that Cliff Kingsbury is going to solve your team? We're not. Please don't let us be that group.
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That's coming. That's coming. Someone's going to fall in love with Cliff Kingsbury again. Yes.
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Probably one of the worst football games ever played.
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My turn? Sorry, I was looking ahead at the schedule to see what I'm excited about this weekend. Seahawks? Frauds. Steelers?
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Frauds. Did you have to believe it? Okay, to be frauds, I have a question. Ah! Did you have to believe in them at some point? I love the technicality of it.
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broads no no how dare you how dare you sir how dare you how dare you did you text him this did you text him this weekend hey great game big dog no you gotta text baker loves a good big dog he would like it i don't know about josh loves a good big dog yeah yeah yeah
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Before we get out of here, frauds. I'm going through... Monday Night Football doesn't do it for me.
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Maybe there's something wrong with my head. Maybe there's something wrong with my vision, but I didn't like that at all.
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Yeah, but the Dolphins are tied with the Bengals. They must have a tiebreaker, but I... Look... You just want to have a shot headed into the final week. That's all I'm saying. I've had these conversations with my family members who have convinced themselves. I think the Dolphins are going to make the playoffs. I'm like, they are not, guys. We need to accept this.
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This is not going to go the way that you want this season. It's okay. We'll figure it out. We'll move on. Let's assess afterwards. I'm a big assessment guy. We'll assess afterwards and we'll move on. The game that I'm excited about, even though... I feel like, I feel like maybe next week we'll be playing an addition of frauds for this game. Packers Vikings. It's a big one.
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Oh, like this is, this is a bigger game than first round playoff games for sure. Like for sure.
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On the next episode of God Bless Football, find out if we think one of those two teams are frauds. He's setting this up just to rip Sam Darnold. That's all it is. I'm rooting for Sam to win the Super Bowl. No, you're not. I am.
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Guys, listen to me. What? If we go to New Orleans to cover the Super Bowl and we're talking about the Vikings... I'm not going to be a happy camper. Like, what are we doing here? The Vikings?
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I feel like we've done the Eagles like two or three times already. No, that's way too many. But we've done the Eagles a couple of times already.
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Yeah, the Eagles are fine. So you want the Lions? Well, give me all the teams and I'll tell you.
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The Bucs? I got the team. The Bucs? A happier camper.
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They're going to have a home game if they win that division. They're not going to the Super Bowl. But that would make you happy because you love Baker. I know that would make you happy. It would make you happy. Happy camper. Next week we're going to have a game. This week was happy camper. Next week we're going to have a game called Let's Talk. This is how Let's Talk works.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Let's Talk is going to work like this. We're going to look at the teams if the season ended today who are in the playoffs and we're just going to Guys, let's talk. And we're just going to have basically the breakup talk with them and say, yeah, yeah, no shot at winning the Super Bowl. Like, let's talk. What are we doing here? We know how this is going to end. Why are we going through this?
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We don't need, I don't need this. You don't need this. Let's talk. Yes, it'd be great. It'd be fun, Bucks, if we went together to the Super Bowl. But let's talk. Okay. It's not going to work. It's not going to work out for us. Okay, let's do that.
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next week uh happy camper bills happy camper yes yeah happy camper but sad camper because then josh wouldn't be available via subway to talk to we'll see uh happy camper chiefs yes Yeah, I'd be a happy camper with the Chiefs. Even though the Chiefs win every year, I'd be a happy camper with the Chiefs. We'll get Andy Reid on afterwards. And you also have a familiarity.
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I know what we're doing with the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
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You don't think that they can? They won't. Here's a question for you. And I don't know why anyone would care about this but us. If the Ravens make the Super Bowl, then the Chiefs would not be in the Super Bowl for the first time in a long time. Who on the Chiefs then becomes... their Radio Row representative because Patrick Mahomes is, I believe, too big.
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Even though he has Subway stuff, I don't think Patrick Mahomes is going to be taken around Radio Row. And Travis Kelsey, his Radio Row days are done as well. He used to be a staple of Radio Row, Travis Kelsey. He's outgrown it.
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yeah 100 like i i would remember sitting down with with next to at a folding table like there's no chance that travis kelsey sits at folding tables anywhere in his life anymore like there's not a table that he sits down it that doesn't have legs that are permanently in place and i stand by that comment he doesn't do folding tables anywhere and i just saw listen i'm
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No. All right. I didn't see it. I don't know. That was then. This is now. You know what I mean? That was back in July. Right. Yeah.
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You're saying it now. December 2024, Travis Kelsey only sits at tables with fixed legs.
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Yeah. No, you know who, you know, it might be Xavier worthy. Oh yeah. That's a great one. Young, exciting. Yup. Yup.
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Also, also probably would be our HN of last year. It's like, this guy's kind of boring. Yeah. Hey, all right. All right. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see your words.
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No, I'm assessing. I'm assessing. You okay, Billy? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, how do we end this episode?
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And neither of them can do anything against the other team. Right. Yeah.
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Which was crazy. Caleb Williams. I don't know. And the Bears. I don't think they know how time works. It's very confusing. Every time they go to snap the ball, they're either right about to get a delay of game, they take way too long, they mismanage their timeouts. The end of that game yesterday was wild about how bad it was at just...
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The big game. The last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad. Let's be happy. What a season it was. You know what? Let's raise our Miller Lights to toast football. You don't need to be sad. Let's celebrate. Here's the great thing about Miller Light. 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.
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managing time also like managing what they should do with the ball. You're, you're basically within field goal range. And Caleb Williams is throwing like hail Mary's. Like if they're down a touchdown and they need a touchdown to score, you just need like seven yards and you can tie this game and go into overtime.
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And instead you're scrambling around after, again, you take it down to one second left. You're scrambling around and, and you're throwing it 40 yards downfield hoping someone catches it. Like, what are we doing?
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I don't know what he's doing, and he looked upset the entire time while he's doing it. It's like, dude, just check it down. Like, throw like a seven-yard out and have him run out of bounds and kick a field goal, go to overtime. Hopefully you win the toss and then just kick another field goal. That's all you need to win this game. 6-3. 6-3.
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I mean, I saw there was a back and forth on that. Yeah. Where Shefty was like, Pete Carroll wants to get back in on the game. And then there was accusations that he was doing the bidding for Pete Carroll being leaked by Pete Carroll's agents. Oh, I see. Shefty was doing the bidding. He did not like that accusation whatsoever.
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No, I understand it. Hey, where's Shirley Schefter? We haven't talked to her in a while. We should check in, see how the holidays went. Should I check in on Monday? You want me to do that? Yes. Do we think Shirley will be up when we're recording at like 7 in the morning? Maybe.
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I don't know. I saw Shirley on that cruise, and I feel like she burns the midnight oils. You know what I mean? Yeah.
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He's not going to join us on Monday first thing in the morning. Get out of here. No, he has to work, and I'm paying him, so yes. All right. Well, do we want Chris Sims twice in one week?
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Right. Well, he also he does his question. He does his podcast really late Sunday nights like he's doing it during Sunday night football. So he's up. He's up burning the midnight oils. I don't know why everyone's burning midnight oils this week. I don't know why. We should probably next week also on Monday, if we're doing a segment I call Planning Out the Show, I'll reach out.
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We should talk to Lucy on Monday so she can preview the big college football games this weekend. If she's not traveling. That's what happened last week. She was traveling back. We'll see.
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Well, I mean, you betrayed me. So, yes, I was annoyed. I would say more so than upset. It's kind of like I was. Why do we we had we had the playoffs last weekend. And I was like, OK, I'm excited. Let's see here. What do we have coming up? Oh, no. Tuesday and Wednesday.
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But then but then for all you football lovers out there, even though every day there's football, if you're counting bowl season, you're watching, you know, like all the the little bowls that are going on. And let me not. Let me not. I want to say this right now and get out and apologize for what I just said. I don't want to diminish any of the quote unquote little bowls.
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If your college is playing in one of those bowls, I will say I am envious of you because my team has not been bowl eligible for years. So if my team was in one of those little bowls, I would be very excited. However, I there was a time in my life. that I watched all of the bowl games and every day I'd tune in to see what was going on on like the, you know, tire bowl or whatever. Right.
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This year, I haven't really been watching all the bowl games. I'll have them on in the background, but I haven't been watching them. I don't know. Are you guys like that too?
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I haven't watched any of them. I won't watch any of them.
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Well, that's kind of maybe what it is for me is that I know because there's now so many postseason college games, I know which ones are really important. Not that the other ones aren't. The other ones are on just to have something on and be entertaining. You can watch football. But we're also in the Saturday phase of the NFL schedule. So as you guys pointed out, we have three Saturday games.
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We have a full set of games on Sunday. We have Monday night football. We have Tuesday, a playoff game in college football, and then three playoff games on Wednesday. We're headed into like a lot of meaningful football games this weekend. And, you know, someone's getting a little exhausted. It's that time of year. And, you know, you know what I've realized is I'm getting older.
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When the calendar changes, you don't get new batteries. Same batteries as the old year. I'm just as tired January 1st as I was December 31st. No new year, new me. Same me. I'm still tired.
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And I'm not running on lithium, friends. I'm store brand double A's.
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Mine don't. This is not the Energizer battery. Mine are depleting. Do you guys remember when they had the batteries? They don't have them anymore. Do you guys remember when they had the batteries that you could touch the side and it'd have a little meter and it'd show you how much? What happened to those? Why did they get rid of that? They didn't work. Well...
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Now that we're talking about batteries, and I'm glad we... I don't know who brought us here, but I'm glad someone brought us here.
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Not sure who got us to batteries, but I'm glad we're here. I did. So I... I have this thing that I think is called like a battery daddy or something like that. Right. Where it's like a case where you can store all of your batteries. A baddie. And it comes with a it comes with like a battery. like a tester, right? So you can test to see how much battery life you have. Yeah.
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Well, my first one died. So then I had to go on Amazon and buy like new battery testers. Cause obviously you can't not have a battery to now that I've been exposed to a battery tester, I need to have a battery tester. And the way that I work is I'm just going to buy one. So I bought one to put in the junk drawer. Then I put one to put back in my battery daddy anyways.
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So now when I go to change batteries and something's not working, um, I don't toss out the two batteries if it's two or four or whatever. I test all of them to see which battery betrayed me and which one's still working. Now, let me ask you guys your strategy on this.
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If you have two batteries that you take out and you find out this one is not working, do you replace both and just start fresh with brand new 100% batteries? Or do you just replace the one even though you know the second one is already kind of on its last leg? I like two fresh batteries. Yeah, but you probably toss out both batteries at the same time. I do.
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But if you get a battery tester, you know this one still has a little juice. Now, I've done both things, much to my wife's chagrin. I have replaced both batteries, and then I'll throw out the bad one, and then I had a Ziploc bag of used batteries that still have some juice left in it, and I would throw those in the junk drawer. So I have some AA's, some AAA's, all in a Ziploc bag.
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she's like are these new batteries i'm like no and she's like well let's throw away i'm like no no no they're not new but they're still good right if i need in a pinch even though you know every hurricane season i'll go on amazon about i shouldn't say this because now everyone's going to do it because this is a very sound thing to do about about you know three weeks before every hurricane season i'll go on the old amazon and
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and I'll buy 100 AA batteries just in case.
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I'll hop on there, and I'll get about 100 AA's, 100 AAA's, and I'll get 25 to 40 C's and D's just in case.
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It's that time of year. I don't know. I'm right under a vent.
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I'm learning you can. I'm learning you can't have too many batteries. Especially when you have a junk drawer that just has partially used batteries.
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You just hold on to them forever. I've also found that they serve a purpose, and I'm going to tell you this purpose, and I think you guys will agree with me. There are certain things, and I'm going to be completely honest, my children's toys, where I want the batteries to die. Those toys get those partially used batteries just in case daddy's having a long day.
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I'm sick again. Right. I had a car accident yesterday. Did you really? Yeah. What happened? You okay? I'm fine. I mean, am I ever really fine, though? I'm fine. I went out, got some Nespresso pods, and got hit by a guy driving back. It's okay. My bumper got taken off. Now we'll see. Now's the thing. It's the fault of yours. It's the fault. I had a lead light, and he ran a red. Right.
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Then maybe daddy from the past can save daddy from the future by putting in a battery that doesn't have quite enough juice. And then the toy that makes a lot of noise all of a sudden doesn't work. And you're like, guess it's going to need new batteries. Let's change that one tomorrow. And then the way that that works is your kid moves on to like something else and forgets about that.
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And then you'll have like a good two weeks of silence just because you put in there the junk drawer batteries that, you know, don't have that much juice left in them. Wow. Texans Ravens.
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You're listening to DraftKings Network.
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We'll do that next time. But coming up next, the... Prosecutorial misconduct scandal that has been engulfing Miami-Dade County is spreading. And we'll be joined by Michelle Borchu and Adam Goodman, criminal defense attorneys who keep getting one defendant after another off. And also getting them released from prison.
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So this is the continuing fallout of a historic misconduct scandal that has been plaguing the miami-dade state attorney's office i would argue for over thirty years but this is just exploded in the last year and now since i believe november these attorneys can correct me if i'm mistaken there have been at least three people
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Whose sentences were either drastically reduced or in this case were completely exonerated as a result of victory on the part of Catherine Fernandez Rundle, the Miami-Dade state attorney, our top cop. Some people know that job in other states as a district attorney or D.A. We call it a state attorney here in Florida. And she has been our state attorney since Janet Reno left.
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for the Bill Clinton administration as Attorney General, what, 92, 93? That's how long she has been the prosecutor, and that's how long this injustice department has been churning bodies of innocent people. And in some cases, by the way, Perhaps guilty people, but people whose constitutional rights were violated because spoiler alert, Paul, you can't frame a guilty person.
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You know, if law enforcement is violating constitutional rights, it's not OK. And people got to walk. And that does not make our community a safe place when prosecutors are doing the wrong thing, whether it's to innocent people or guilty people. society kind of ceases to function properly.
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I don't think it's a matter of what she gains, because what she has is consistent in power for over three decades. And by the way, when you're a prosecutor, you have the power to deprive people of life, liberty, and property. You're more powerful than even the governor, arguably the president in some cases. I mean, you are the king or queen of the community in which your jurisdiction occurs.
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I think more to the point is that there are no consequences for this misconduct so far. And that's what's really troubling about it is the total lack of accountability for particularly coming from the person who is supposed to be our top cop, who is supposed to be holding people accountable, who polices the police, who prosecutes the prosecutors in this case.
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Just for a little perspective on this, I want to show these two other cases that I was talking about.
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Criminal defense attorneys Michelle Borchu and Adam Goodman have been involved in at least two of those three cases that we've talked about so far. Guys, welcome to Because Miami. I say welcome back to Because Miami. I want to start flashback to the first case that we were talking about at the top of the show. which just happened last week.
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Can you tell us, give us a little bit of background on that case? How long has it been going on? And what is this kind of bombshell email that seemed to suddenly pop up that changed the fates of your clients?
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Michelle, Adam says luck. I say raw talent. This is not your first rodeo in just the past few months. You know, you've been on the show before. You talked about how the Corey Smith case. Here's a man who was on death row who, because of prosecutorial misconduct, is no longer on death row. And you, I guess, kind of saw that as the first domino to fall here.
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And it was your, I think, as I recall, kind of casual observing of that case just sitting in the gallery there where you're like, oh, shit, like a light bulb went off in your head. Like, I got to start digging around because this is really, really bad here. And so what I want to ask, though, is that all roads seem to lead to Michael Von Zamp. It seems like the tree kind of rotted from him. But...
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It appears to me in this case, I see that it's redacted in the video that we showed, but this email was not from Michael Von Zamp. This was from another prosecutor. So the bad apple spoils the batch here.
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So in this case, like it seems like there is a culture of corruption in this state attorney's office because this is like I don't want to blame everything on Michael Von Zamp because it doesn't seem necessarily that he was the culprit or responsible for the misconduct in this particular case.
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So let me ask you. Adam, you can take this, and Michelle, you can certainly contribute here. What does this say about the culture in the office? You know, I often say, because for years I've been trying to figure out why there has not been an organized effort to get some new blood in that office.
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Again, we've had the same state attorney for over three decades, and I always find that the criminal defense bar is usually pretty supportive of of Kathy Rundle every four years at election time. I know part of it is just sort of, I guess, force of habit or inertia or you gotta contribute to whatever campaign you can contribute to.
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Even though this is a non-partisan position, no party or nobody has really put forth a kind of substantive challenge to her term after term and election cycle after election cycle. And I found I think that people kind of like how incompetent and corrupt the office is because they know how to deal with it. They know how to beat them.
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And I find that we now have, after over three decades, multiple generations of lawyers in South Florida who have been trained not in the law. or the Constitution, but in Cathy's law.
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And so it's one thing what you learn in law school, and then it's another thing when you go to practice and are admitted to the bar in criminal defense or criminal justice or in the prosecutor's office here in Dade County, and you discover, well, this ain't like them law school textbooks that I learned from. This is a totally different... game and a totally different set of rules.
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And it's whatever Kathy and her lead prosecutors like Michael von Zompf and the people that he trains to misbehave apparently in this way. So what does this say about the culture overall at the office? You've said there's good prosecutors. Of course there are. There's a lot of people who work there. But is there a problem? Is this a pattern or practice? Is this pervasive?
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So she's here because she's a public servant then, Adam.
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The yacht was located on a dock area behind the booby trap on the river strip club. More than 30 Miami-Dade fire rescue units responded to this scene. The incident causing a large crowd to take a look at what was happening right outside. The yacht eventually sank into the Miami River. Hashtag because Miami.
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Michelle Borchu, Adam Goodman, criminal defense attorneys. If you get in trouble in Miami, you know who to call. Thank you guys so much.
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In the immortal words of Miami poet laureate DJ Khaled, another one, another one. It is another First Amendment retaliation lawsuit against Joe Carollo. And this time, it's his former chief of staff, Jose Suarez, who he made the executive director of this Bayfront Park Management Trust. And Jose Canto, who was the trust's former finance director, are suing Joe for
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for targeting them and retaliating against them when they became whistleblowers and tried to expose, if you can believe it, corruption and waste and mismanagement and misappropriation of funds at Bayfront Park, which is directly across the street. from where we are right now. And the story is loco. It's loco. Like, I should mention this too. Jeff Gutches is the attorney.
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He is the $63.5 million man. He won that corruption lawsuit against Joe a year and a half ago that they were awarded $63.5 million because that's how corrupt he is. What I have is very small. And about less than five inches, I'm thinking. And so let's start here. Can we start with the cash rooms? Can we start with the money rooms? It's like something out of Casino. Money rooms, right?
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From the parking? Yeah. You can hear Joe Pesci talking about this skim when you're watching this. Right next to Don Rickles. So what's been happening is that they were taking cash. for parking. And there was just employees running around with tens of thousands of dollars, like a month. I got a chance to go to a press conference because they couldn't be here on the show.
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So you'll hear now from Jose Suarez, the plaintiff, and Jeff Gutches, the attorney.
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I feel bad for anyone who's just listening to the podcast, because that video was sensational. That was a Because Miami moment, if ever there was one. It was a near tragedy at BT's on the River, a.k.a. Booby Trap, last weekend. I mean, just craziness.
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And by the way, apparently there's a story about how you could get VIP. So it's $20 a car, but VIP, $40. Ugh. But nobody ever saw that other 20, I understand. So it's all sorts of alleged mysteries going on over there. And among the crazy accusations is they apparently bought, with public money, with trust money, they bought a 2007... Ford trailer van that was worth, blue book, about $30,000.
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Well, they paid $115,000 for it to some shady fly-by-night LLC that kind of came and went for this transaction. And they did it on what they call an emergency procurement, which means there's no competitive bidding. that is mandated by city charter and by the law. They say, oh, this is an emergency. We have to get this. We want to get this mobile vet unit to be in the dog and cat part.
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We must have it now to offer veterinary services in our dog park at the Bayfront Park and Maurice Foray Park. But they've never used it. Never used it. It's just been sitting there for like two years, totally unused. The story gets even crazier.
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So, Metro Boomin, hip-hop producer and artist, rents a 95-foot yacht, cruises up the Miami River to BT's, to a Riverside strip club, and the thing... Lights on fire. And the bouncers and security, they hear like alarms. They see smoke and they go running over. There's like 10 crew members on board. They take them off. The next thing you know, the thing just is a fireball.
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This guy's the best. What is a vet mobile without a vet? It's just a guy driving.
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This show is apparently better than J-Date. You're like, you were flirting with David Sampson last week.
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Yes, because Miami. It gets even crazier. So maybe the reason the price was $115,000 is because this wasn't just a car sale. It may have been a drug deal. Because this guy...
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Jose Suarez discovers all of these controlled substances, these animal drugs that should only be in the possession of a pharmacist or a doctor or a real veterinarian, but they were just stored in some closet in a city building.
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You were just saying animal drugs.
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Let's sweet dogs cocaine at the park is what we should do. For the rich. Oh my gosh. We talked about the angels trumpets. They planted these poisonous flowers in the dog park. And nobody knows how it happened. And I actually broke the story. The same day I broke the story, they ran to the park and started ripping them up. But again, no procurement, no invoices, no legitimate process.
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They just... He does whatever the hell he wants over there. So angels... I don't know if you're familiar. Angels' trumpets, if you ingest them... They have like a hallucinogenic effect. So like there's children on field trips walking around. There's like there's homeless people hanging out doing like like eating angels trumpets for shits and giggles. And then you have dogs. It can kill dogs.
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But it's a dog park with poisonous plants.
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Nobody knows because they had these like weird meetings in a bunker underneath a Christopher Columbus statue behind Bayside. It's the weirdest, shadiest shit. And needless to say, this is like a 20 page complaint. And you're like, OK, this is short, but every page is a movie and there's a litany of other accusations.
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So I want to make it clear about this dangerous wannabe tin pot dictator, hypocrite, Joe Carollo, which is that when he was targeting businesses, specifically Ball and Chain, for which they won a $63.5 million judgment against him for this unconstitutional targeting and political retribution, Part of what he was going after them for was allegedly unpermitted work.
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And, oh, you can't just get electric from another located. But it turns out that may be exactly what the hell he was doing. So there's this allegation that there's this food truck who is really close with Carollo and his wife. They're big political contributors and supporters. And they had this food truck that they apparently they needed power for it.
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So they dug like a 200 foot trench across a grassy field in Bayfront Park so that they could tap into. This is the claim in the lawsuit. They can tap into power from the park, like from a sign at the park. So effectively and allegedly stealing electricity from the public park. Can this be proved that that was proved? This is the lawsuit. They'll have discovery. They'll go through this process.
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It's absolutely nuts. And of course, you heard some of the other allegations, Paula, that he was directing like an overpaying contracts to political allies, to companies with a relationship with him and his wife and who they were allegedly getting like kickbacks.
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And everybody in the strip club starts running out on the street. And what's amazing about it is that like the party just continued. They're just making it rain in the street.
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Right. Well, what he's been doing is he's been, in my opinion, misappropriating money. What's Havana Fridays? So this is this event on Cayocho. It's a domino park in Cayocho across from Ball and Chain. But that's nowhere near Bayfront Park. So he's been. He's been sending money out of the park to his own district for other events.
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It's not a slush fund that he could do whatever the hell he wants with it. For example, he spent $150,000 paying a TV station, another political ally that gave him a show, by the way, gave him a show. But he paid them $150,000 to air the New Year's Eve show. Oh, right, that one. But why would you pay a station to do that? To air that, right.
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They would pay you or you'd get it for free and you'd split ad revenue. He says they got ad revenue, but it was only $130,000, which means that they're down $20,000. But more importantly... People have theorized that all he did was pay $150,000 to this TV station to run an infomercial for him because he's going to run for mayor this year. By the way, that's not bullshit.
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He is running for mayor this year.
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Very good. I don't even live in the city. Come on, if you want Billy for mayor, just drop a comment. And here's the problem. By my count, Jose Suarez is the fourth or fifth mayor. Former Joe Carollo staffer who has defected, who has either sued him and or testified against him. So like the dominoes just keep falling.
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And to understand what it's like, this toxicity and the reason why people flip the way they do.
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He's a bully. And I attended one of those meetings. It's like a communist politburo. He just filibusters for three hours and everybody sits around nodding. They'll bang the table and they'll tell him how smart and how handsome and how funny he is. And then they just vote on whatever the hell it is that he wants.
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Yeah, because they're all just running out and they're schlepping their bags.
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People are scared because they are the government. Because they've watched him crush people's hopes and dreams and businesses and livelihoods. And they've seen how alternately incompetent and corrupt this government is. And they just don't want the heat. They want to keep their heads down. Listen, we have a town full of, you know, complicit cowards.
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I mean, is really the bottom line, if you want to call them out. But the truth is, is that I'm empathetic. They are scared. Because this is a guy that punches down. And he's going to run against them. That's what a bully does. They pick on people who have less power. Oh, no, I know.
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In thongs and boots. And this is Paula Barros, a.k.a. Pauly, stand-up comic extraordinaire and voiceover artist. Correct. You were saying before the show, you speak Spanish.
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Well, there's going to be Alex Diaz-Laportilla, who just got let out of jail. They dropped those corruption, bribery, and money laundering charges against him. He's probably running for mayor. Manolo Reyes, I hope he's in better health. He's been very sick lately. He's planning on running for mayor. You know how they say never say never? Never. I don't live in the city.
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I'm not even eligible to run. Which isn't a coincidence. He shouldn't be either. In the interest of fairness, and I am nothing if not fair, let's get Joe Carollo's response to this lawsuit, shall we?
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You don't want to talk about whatever the hell that is behind him?
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But you want to talk about it. No, I want to talk about that painting. Hold on. What is that painting?
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I imagine that monstrosity.
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It's a cock and the American flag, right?
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melt together. Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, so the top is the American flag. The bottom half is the Cuban flag. And the middle is a giant cock.
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I don't know what the flag code says about this, but I'm pretty sure that's a flagrant.
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Two cocks we're looking at right now. Yeah, you got the American flag, the Cuban flag, a cock and a rooster. What I have is very small. Unbelievable.
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That is amazing. I love it. But the lady doth protest too much, he thinks. You hear he's like, you know, this is going to get thrown out of federal court. Joe Carollo always thinks he's the smartest lawyer in the room. The problem is he isn't a lawyer. And the only lawyers he has are being paid for by the taxpayers. It's remarkable.
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So what does Miami Spanish sound like?
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Loose addiction when we're talking about booby trap.
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Absolutely. So it was like 30 fire trucks.
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They are investigating. I have no idea. But 30 fire trucks showed up. It was like this huge fire because apparently because the size of the boat and the amount like the fuel load, it was just. Or it could be liquor. It was just or it could be.
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Well, the show must go on. Oh, my God. Just because everybody got forced out of the club onto the street for safety doesn't mean nobody wants to go home. Clearly, and what happens at Booby Trap stays on Instagram, apparently.
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Everybody's just running out, the customers and the dancers. But everybody looked like they were having a good time.
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It's the best fire scene I've ever seen. And nobody got injured, either from the fire or from falling on those heels. Those heels are... Epic.
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And the boat ultimately sank. There's footage of the boat just all of a sudden listing. Bottom of the bay. Sinking into the Miami River. It's really rather incredible.
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It was a rental boat. What does he care? He's probably insured. He's still got whatever cash he came into the club with.
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Do you work on him? I don't know. Ask Roy, apparently.
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BT's is great. And BT's on the River is a spectacle. And the one in South Miami, which is a lot smaller and more intimate, is also pretty cool. I've heard from friends. People have told me about it. I don't know that I've ever, yeah, I've been there. Of course, you know both locations. Just look at IG. What are you talking about? I've been to both locations in one night. Oh, yeah?
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Who has better food? Oh, yeah. better wings over there finger licking uh so the licking so the licking that's right so snow snow in florida fire to snow um well we've done it i've seen fire i've seen rain historic historic snow i guess if it just snows at all in florida that would be historic but the quantities of snow were wild
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So we went from making it rain to making it snow, and Tallahassee got about two or three inches. Milton, Florida, all this action was in the panhandle of Florida. They got between nine and ten inches of snow in Milton. Pensacola got seven and a half inches. I mean, just record-breaking snowfall, which of course proves that... Global warming is a lie. It's the opposite. Because it's snowing.
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It's bullshit. And then you notice they changed it from global warming to climate change just in case, well, it gets too hot, it gets too cold. I would say, though, not a meteorologist, folks, I would say... Record-breaking snowfall coming off a very busy hurricane season with very powerful storms and very hot waters in the Gulf of America to record-breaking snow in Florida.
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We're talking about these records were doubled, by the way.
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It's insane. It looked like Miami in the 80s. There was so much white powder on the ground.
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He's like, Guy Harvey, over here.
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I'm wearing the only North Face thing that I own right now. I'm just like, it's freezing out. It's like 58 degrees. I need a schmata. And you're wearing shorts. No. Well, I just came from the champagne room at BT's. Of course you did.
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You can actually hire a girl at BT's to spank you with it. I mean, I heard, I heard from a friend. They have the chancleta special? I heard from a friend there's a chancleta there. That sounds hot.
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Yeah. I do want to say again, not a meteorologist, but I do want to say that going from a frightening hurricane season with warm waters and powerful storms, more powerful and plentiful than ever to a January with like doubling the inches in snowfall in the state of Florida. It seems alarming to me.
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The first year in a while, but this all just feels like, when people say when hell freezes over, it kind of feels like hell is freezing over.
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We went from Bratz summer to what's the winter?
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Miami girl hair winter? Is that what this is?
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I'm just pining for compliments. Your hair's amazing. I'm feeling like Jesse on Full House today, though. Everybody talking about the hair, me included. Really, John Stamos? You're comparing yourself to Stamos? No, I'm not. I'm comparing my hair. You compare your hair to Seymour's?
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That's terrible. Guys, feed Dave Coulier. From the Alanis Morissette song. Yes.
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No. Oh, Jesus. Jesus Christ. No. No. Even though I hear they have very good health care in Canada. But no, you don't know. Are we going to have to tell? It's the 90s, Paula.
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Are you going to tell her about Alanis Morissette and Dave Coulier?
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Joey? Yeah. And in the song You Oughta Know. No. Is about her breakup with Dave Coulier.
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And the theater episode. You're lying. No. No, we're not making this up. I'm shocked.
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That's one of your clips. By the way, why would I make that up? What a weird thing to make up, though. You are weird. But what a weird thing to make up. I am a historian, and I am spitting facts right now.
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That was a Freudian slip because Miami will soon be the lost city of Atlantis. And I really thought that Miami was going to be the case study for the loss, effectively, of a major American city and billions, if not trillions of dollars in real estate as a result of a climate-induced natural disaster. And it turns out L.A., of course, is going to be that case study and what's going to happen.
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It's going to inform what's going to happen here just with respect to insurance and everything. And I don't think it's going to be.
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Are you going to dox yourself right now on the pod?
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I hear you have super fun karaoke nights. She has super fun karaoke nights.
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So, you know, we have run out of time to talk about that and your boy Luigi. So I just came from City Hall in Miami this week, which we will no doubt talk about next week. And you will see all about online with me versus once again going going another round. Not this guy grappling with Joe Carollo. How has Joe Carollo not taken a hit out on you yet?
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Well, because he's a bully who likes to punch down. In God we trust. That's not the one I was looking for. That's the one, because he only likes to hit women. That was going to be my punchline for you. So now you're going to have to come back again so we can talk about your boyfriend, Luigi Mangione.
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And we have to talk about, so I've apparently inspired Paula to go to her city hall. Yes, you did. and speak truth to power and try to stop the destruction of some beautiful historic buildings and completely destroy the character and history and personality of your neighborhood. So I guess that's, we'll do that.
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Ken Russell is what the Miami Herald is calling the first prominent candidate to formally enter the 2025 City of Miami mayoral race. Also, there's a first time for everything. He's here with us live in studio. I'm shocked. Also a last time for everything, Roy.
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Thank you for bringing me back to that traumatic moment. called for a 15-minute break that turned into a 50-5-0-minute break, during which the Miami Herald captured a now kind of infamous image of you sitting at your chair on the dais and the mayor giving you this, like, WTF, bro? How can I help?
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You know, like, kind of moment where he's shrugging his shoulders, standing over you, and you're looking up at him and going, God, those eyebrows, they're on fleek. Or I don't mean to put... you know, thoughts or inner monologue in your head. But so sometime in that 50 minutes, you know, you come out after that break and you acquiesce, you wave the white flag, you bend over for Beckham.
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And that's kind of the end of it.
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And did you tell him, Mr. Mayor, you're brilliant. You were super smart. Well, let me ask you about that. Did you have any contact with the Inter-Miami MLS group outside of a public meeting? Any of the Moss brothers, partners or lobbyists?
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To be fair, he might very well be the first of the prominent mayoral candidates to join us on this program. But he was the commissioner of District 2, which we are in right now, presently. District 2 generates over 70% of the revenue for the entire city of Miami, which is then, of course, spread out to all of the other four districts. Bravo! That's socialism, Roy. That's what that is.
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The anvil that broke the camel's back. But there was this secret meeting. I call it a secret meeting because none of us knew about it at the time. So it was a secret meeting.
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To be to be clear, by the way, this is this required. There's five commissioners voting commissioners on the days. This needed a supermajority because of the size and scope of this project. No, because of the no-bid. Yeah, and the charter issue, this required four out of five commissioners. So you were the last stop, ostensibly, because you were the swing vote.
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So what you're saying is the sunshine violation there came when, effectively, the mayor was negotiating— between you and DLP, and kind of, or on behalf of?
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And then what happened was is that the city attorney, Tricky Vicky Mendez, memorialized what was supposed to have memorialized in writing what was said in the meeting and what is reflected in the commission minutes.
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Like the next day, though, like this wasn't even a matter of what they on what they're undoing now. Years later, they undid what you claim to have accomplished within 24, 48 hours or so now.
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Nonetheless, this has often been the most significant, obviously powerful, obviously wealthiest district. It consists of Coconut Grove, of Brickell, of downtown. I think parts of Edgewater. It's been redistricted, but it's basically up the coast, which is where the money is. And Ken Russell and I, like a lot of elected officials in this town have had a longstanding adversarial relationship.
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You were the swing vote on a deal that you now admit is a giant boondoggle and you follow up two and a half years later with a strongly worded letter that went nowhere. It was dismissed as fast as you filed it.
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So if you were so ineffective, though, at this as a city commissioner representing a single district, what is it? you think you can accomplish as a mayor.
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Your first act as commissioner in 2016 was to try to get tricky Vicky Mendez, the city attorney, terminated. You didn't have the votes. You couldn't whip the votes. But you knew what you were getting into with her. Yes. So you knew you couldn't trust her. And so here we are, flash forward seven years later, basically. Right.
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And you're entrusting her and the mayor who you knew was working as a lobbyist and whose law firm, in fact, represents MLS and has every conflict of interest under the under the in the sunshine, outside of the sunshine. And you thought you could trust.
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Otherwise, we do nothing. Isn't this quintessential, like, I can't believe the leopards ate my face? Like... They didn't go rogue. They they did. Francis went Francis. Vicky went Vicky. They did exactly what you should have expected them to do. So that's my question is, is how this is so blatant.
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You showed up at the commission meeting last month, made a very good point, which was they raised taxes by $10 million. Yes.
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Yeah, Roy is doing sign language. Is that a diplomatic way of putting it? And I'll say this, that we don't hang out a lot. But since going back to 2018, two out of the last three times we had met publicly publicly kind of one-on-one-ish or like getting together, ended in shouting matches. There was alcohol in between. As I recall. I yell sober, too.
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That was a bit theatrical. Francis Suarez's term limited in eight months. Nobody's going to mount him. He shouldn't be there for 10 more minutes. Well, you don't have to convince me to sign that petition. But as Joe will tell you, I don't even live in the city. But you are correct in that that was a bait and switch. That is more welfare for a billionaire, which is what I told you many years ago.
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That's all this was to begin with. But you had not announced that you were running at that point, though.
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We could talk about that in just a moment, the record and the frustrations that people have with the city. And you have a track record at the city that people have frustrations with. But I want to first...
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Oh, no. You like this better now? Oh, it's much better than what it was. It's a little Kim Jong-un, if you ask me. This pompadour. They keep zooming in on it. What David Sampson is talking about is what has become known as the Marlins curse.
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But I get very passionate and worked up about issues. And I think the origin of my beef with you would have to be the Mel Reese, Inter-Miami, Beckham boondoggle, where you were the swing vote, the deciding vote,
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I'm sorry. You were just, was my hair too loud in that clip?
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So, the Marlins curse, which goes that all of the elected officials at both Miami-Dade County and the city of Miami who voted in favor of the Marlins Park boondoggle, then the worst sports welfare deal in history until you guys managed to outdo it, and incidentally has been outdone all over the country, Vegas, Buffalo, etc. None of those elected officials were ever elected to any higher office.
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Buffalo doesn't have a roof, by the way. Some of them were... So stupid. So stupid. And Marlins Park has a roof. They never know when to put it on or take it off. But none of them who voted in favor of it were ever elected to higher office. Some of them were, in fact, reelected to their present office at the time, but never elected to higher office. And the people who voted against it
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at the city. Tomas Regalado parlayed that into the mayorship in the city of Miami. Carlos Jimenez, who was then a county commissioner, voted against it, parlayed that into becoming not only the mayor of Miami-Dade County, which is a significant position, like the CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation with 40,000 employees, but now, of course, he's a sitting congressman from Miami.
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So, I told you in 2018 about the Marlins curse and said, I've no doubt there will be a Mel Reese curse. It has certainly affected the mayor of
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The city of Miami, as you've witnessed in his various pathetic attempts to achieve higher office, you not once but twice basically left your position, including less than one year after you were first elected to your very first local public position to pretend to run for Congress or unsuccessfully run for Congress. Pretend? I mean, the first time was make-believe.
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And the second time, I think, was a Republican scheme to sweet-talk you into the Mel Rhys deal, help support your primary effort to really divide and conquer the Democrats in that race. That's a whole other very sophisticated kind of operation. No, you need a tinfoil hat for that one. That's a church.
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Did he forget to foul, just like Uncle Luke did? No, he didn't forget the delivery because you have to resign to run. So you made the decision not to file so that he didn't have to resign to run. And your constituents were furious about that. You know, as I said, I don't even live in the city.
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And so I reached out to, you know, some of your former constituents to to see what some of their questions and concerns are. This would be a real trip down memory lane.
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both in 2018 to put the item on the ballot for referendum, and then again in 2022 to give a 99-year no-bid lease on the city's largest contiguous piece of property, its largest, what was then a green space, then the only public golf course in the city of Miami. And... What was the basically the largest real estate deal in the history of the city?
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No, it was it was it was a lot of constituents. And I'm not I'm certainly not going to bring up all of the issues or ask you all the questions. But I did want to say sort of what makes you think you can overcome the Marlins Mel Reese curse here and get elected to mayor when really, truth be told, had you voted against it? I would have said, holy shit, he's going to be the next mayor of Miami.
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I have no idea. And Manolo Reyes, by the way, who did vote against it, was going to ride that. I mean, you know, he's not well and so may not wind up running for mayor this year. But like he very well could have been the next mayor of Miami.
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Because his district got money that they deliberately punished him because he was voting against Mel Reese. They were like, f*** you. Your district, your taxpayers who are helping to pay for all this aren't going to get any of this money. He at least had something to gain. Gabella made a very bad vote.
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If I have anything to do with it. They're slapping this thing up like I don't even know. I don't even know what the permitting process is like over there. I'm certain they don't have to go through the same rigmarole that some poor bastard has to go through when they want to build a fence at their house that takes three years. These guys are smacking this thing up like it's a Lego set. And...
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There's no reason to believe that the county and the city, I mean, you have a sports welfare queen in Daniela Levine Cava at the county that can't give away taxpayer money fast enough and cut county services in order to give this welfare to billionaires. And you think they're going to do the right thing?
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The only thing I care less about than soccer is golf. I did not have a dog in the fight. This to me, that to me is just a total like. Well, that was one of the big arguments of why I shouldn't. vote for this because we love a golf course.
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The voters didn't approve the deal. They approved a 70 word, whatever the limitations of the referendum language was vote on. And then the lease came and nobody even read the lease. It's hundreds of pages long. It was constantly in flux. And the people who were drafting it, you didn't even trust.
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And we've kind of come full circle in a way because Mel Reese appears to be in that deal with Jorge Moss and David Beckham and Inter Miami appears to be why you're running in the first place. Is that accurate?
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That I can agree on. But you should also be held accountable for your contribution to the madness. Speaking of which, you were there at the city for seven years that were a pretty horrible seven years. Probably one of the most corrupt stretches. This is not necessarily a reflection on you, but you were there while some craziness was happening.
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That includes the international embarrassment that was the Art Acevedo police chief spectacle. which after six months on the job and him calling out three of your colleagues on the dais for participating in corruption and charter violations by interfering in the police department and targeting private businesses such as Ball and Chain for political retribution, you voted to fire him.
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And ball and chain. You were here while that was happening. And the city attorney, Tricky Vicky Mendez, admitted to you effectively in a private meeting. I know that because you testified. I testified against the city and Vicky and Joe Carolla. But where were you at the time you were there?
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Did you go to the state attorney's office, public corruption unit? Did you tell anybody contemporaneously about what was happening inside City Hall and what they were doing to violate the constitutional rights of these business owners?
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When you subpoena, you testify.
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I don't recall you ever making an effort to to introduce charter amendments that might have effectuated any of those things.
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when we come back more with the first prominent candidate to formally enter the 2025 Miami mayoral race.
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And to be fair, he was good enough to risk that to come on. It's been one week, so put me out of my misery. But I, no, but my beef was I thought this was a bad deal. And I always say with these, what they call public-private partnerships, that a contract is only as good as the willingness of the parties to enforce that contract. We can have the same conversation we had back in 2018.
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couple things before we go first which is something that came up when I was talking to some of your former constituents that is the out of control development in this community we need development we need affordable housing we need workforce housing we even need arguably additional luxury housing potentially but what happened during your tenure in the West Grove
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The King of Coconut Grove scandal that has since erupted. The kissing, we're looking right now at what they call the kissing houses that were built between like six and 12 inches apart from each other. Can't get to the backyard. Imagine if, dude, you could reach out of your window and touch a person sitting in the toilet next door. Illegal setback violation.
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Illegal setback violation that the city approved. But all of this happened right under your nose.
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They rescind motion. This is the frustration I think that a lot of people had, is that they felt that your successor year has gotten more done in 15 months than you got done in seven years. People do feel that way. People do have those frustrations.
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You want to talk about the $20 million settlement at Watson Island? There was some grim shit, dude. I mean, again, I don't think you were wrong about the issue at Watson Island, but you were wrong on the law, and it was extremely costly. I wasn't wrong on the law.
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Why did it wind up in a billion-dollar case that settled for $20 million in taxpayer money?
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Yes, it was. You are a vile little man. The person who you wound up trusting to paper and memorialize. This is, I mean, okay.
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And then they lie. But that is not a measure of success.
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But the truth is, is that everything I told you then was true then, it is true now, but you seem to be coming around to the fact that the deal that you were the deciding vote on, your argument is it was a boondoggle, but you're the guy that made it happen. So, like, what exactly... Fair enough. And how has that influenced your inspiration to return to...
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But you understand that politics is more than just voting conscience. Politics is... I'm not understanding, but we'll talk about the state of the race, but politics is about...
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addition not subtract subtraction it is about ensuring that you can whip the votes and what you pass sticks there is a follow it's not just enough to connect with the ball you have to you have to follow through sports reference let me ask you about that so hang i know i i know i have a i know thank you thank you right i know i knew i had a uh i knew i had a cart that's not it but yeah um
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State of the race. You are, as the Herald said, the first prominent candidate in the race. Spoiler alert, Joe Carollo is running for mayor. He's got over $2 million.
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Otherwise, he doesn't have anyone to pay. Eileen Higgins, the word on the CAE, is the county commissioner is going to enter the race. La Gringa, as she was known, 40% of her county commission district is in the city of Miami. We have the possibility of Emilio Gonzalez, the former city manager, entering the race.
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The possibility of Manolo entering the race, but it seems unlikely due to his health this year. Alex Diaz-Laporte. Alex Diaz-Laporte. The Vendetta Tour. Well, he was exonerated, man. He was exonerated. He was innocent, man. Not guilty. So all charges dropped. The man is a civil rights icon. Martyr, what does this race look like for you? What is your path to victory here?
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Did you vote in that election?
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No, for being the president of the Spanish. I ask because I understand the first time you ever voted in any election was when your name was on the ballot. Untrue. Is that not true?
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Diaz de la Portilla, Diaz de la Lart, Jimenez, Suarez, Carollo, Hijo de Puta.
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a solid accent that was definitely high school spanish club president but i didn't they uh a quality accent there two years of spanish i was i was very impressed i've got to work on my cuban accent let me let me ask you this um your campaign slogan break the wheel i'm not going to stop the wheel i'm going to break the wheel Says right there, is Miami ready to break the wheel?
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Yeah, but Ken, that's a quote from a Game of Thrones character who is a genocidal maniac that literally goes insane and burns down a city with everyone in it.
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And now it's time for top five mean tweets that I wrote about Ken Russell as read by Ken Russell.
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Oh, God, I miss Al. He would have loved all of this. I mean, just everything that has happened in the last couple of years. This would have just been his Super Bowl, man. I mean, we'll do a show about Al Crespo sometime. He's looking at us from somewhere. He's looking up on us right now with a big old warm smile on his face. Number four.
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Which part? The cuck part? All of it. All of it? The mariachi bands? All right. Number three is actually a thread. So it's a three-parter.
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Let me say this. This is the one tweak that we're doing to the Jimmy Kimmel bit is that the person who wrote The mean tweets that the person is reading about themselves is in the same room sitting here. And I will say I'm not particularly proud of it. I'm I have to own this in a weird way that I didn't I didn't know that you were angry via a little. I didn't know.
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I didn't know how I would would would feel about all this. But now I'm thinking I cannot sanction your like my own my own buffoonery. Here is number three, part three. Part three is actually a tweet from Ken Russell. I'd forgotten this. Yeah, because I retweeted it or quote tweeted it with end of thread.
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Which I will say was an incredible bit of sportsmanship. Both the fact that he acknowledged the point, but also that you had blurred the logo, which I thought was kind of, was obviously unnecessary, but funny. And now, numero dos.
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Now, there's a backhanded compliment, at least.
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It's called narcissism. God, I miss him. I do, too.
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So two things I want to say about this. The first thing is that you had said a moment earlier, you referenced the narcissism. And this is something you've actually talked about when running for office. First of all, I thought this would illustrate what a good sport you are for coming here. But I think this is an interesting point that people don't understand.
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And I said this to you early on when we were on better terms in your first term as city commissioner, that you don't change the system, the system changes you. And I've seen so many people...
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go into these toxic places like city hall or government center and get just like chewed up and spit out and betraying what it is that they they stood for their own ideology, stabbing their constituents in the back and et cetera, et cetera. I I obviously have a very different, more evolved perspective now on your experience and your tenure.
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But also, like Jimmy Carter, he was famously a better post-president, and you've been a better post-commissioner, I would say, because I think you've been honest about the experience and honest about your perspective on that experience.
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When you're surrounded by people who are always saying yes, who are always telling you how smart and handsome and funny and clever you are, that doesn't seem to me like a healthy environment. And that's where our politicians seem to live. They live in another world from where we live.
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His name's on the park. You should listen to him.
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Ken for Florida, but also for Miami and Miami again.
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There's only one man in this studio that has my endorsement. Roy! Thank you. Cocaine's.
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In contravention with the city charter, which requires an RFP, competitive bidding process, which is what went to referendum. Right.
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Right, but do you hear how ludicrous that sounds and how you had to take the word of people like Francis Suarez and Joe Carollo and Alex Diaz-Laportilla and Tricky Vicky Mendez and the city manager Art Noriega. The idea that there were any good faith people who were on... When I say your side of the table, I mean the taxpayer side of the table, the public side of the table.
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When they were clearly all in the bag, the mayor was effectively an unregistered lobbyist. It was clear at the time. He was in Jorge Mas' pocket. He was his mouthpiece, both publicly and behind the scenes, lobbying. I'm comfortable with saying lobbying the city manager, the city attorney, all of the commissioners. Absolutely. And there was nobody representing.
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Us, when you watched Jorge Mas go to the Miami Herald editorial board to make the case for this project, the editorial board was on one side of the table. And on the opposite side of the table, do you remember who was sitting there? Jorge Mas and shoulder to shoulder, touching, was Francis Suarez. With a legal pad scribbling there like, but who was he?
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He was literally on Jorge Mas' side of the table. I remember us sitting at Gramps, still the best bar in Wynwood, Gramps on 24th Street. In 2018, October, it might have been October 5th, I might even remember the date, and us yelling at each other. It was a whiskey summit, to be fair. Oh, my kind of summit. I'm a tequila summit guy these days. I've seen you on both. It's the same.
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It's the same me. You had said to me, Bill, do you think I'm corrupt? Do you think I'm corrupt? And I said to you, I said, there's a line in the movie Casino when De Niro says to Joe Bob Briggs after those people hit like multiple jackpots on the slot machines and he didn't pull the machine. He said, either you're in on it
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or you're too stupid to know that the fix was in, and either way, you're out of here. So I just thought that with all due respect, a yo-yo salesman negotiating the biggest real estate deal in the history of Miami, you were either in on it or you were out of your depth. And to be perfectly candid with you, I didn't believe you were in on it. So I did not believe you were corrupt.
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I believed you were out of your depth.
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But it never happens. There was no evidence to believe that anyone was going to act in good faith. There was no track record to indicate that the taxpayers ever get Anything but the short end of the stick in these deals. You might remember David Sampson and I. This is a bit of a spoiler. Everybody listening to the show will recognize his voice.
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But people at the time that we released this back in 2022 didn't recognize his voice. Miami, you are about to get f***ed.
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At the end there, there is a phone number on the screen to call City Hall. Of course, as you may recall, that was your direct line in the District 2 office of City Hall because you were the swing vote. What did you think I was up to? I'm curious. Am I just like – I'm just the guy who's against everything. I wanted to kill the – like did you think I was trying to steer you wrong?
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Did you think I was – being paid, that I was doing something self-serving here, that I was wrongheaded? Was Francis in your ear telling you, bro, don't listen to that guy, bro.
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But I was. You squandered your leverage, you didn't.
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I was not trying to destroy this deal. I was trying, like death and taxes, sports welfare is inevitable. I was trying to get a better deal for the taxpayers. By the way, I don't think it's unfair for you to say that you were trying to do the same. The problem was and what I said to you is how do you enforce that?
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How can you what you you can't actually guarantee that you can't actually paper it in such a way? Because later on, some other I said this to you in some other elected some some other commission, some other city manager, some other city attorney. You guys will all be long gone by the time they're totally us with this deal. It'll be well past anything you could even do about it.
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let alone what you thought you could do about it in the moment. I want to show this clip from that meeting. What, for a fleeting moment there, was a pretty exciting moment for those of us who thought we had somebody representing us on that dais in this boondock.
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All right. We could put the Bengals there. I was flirting with the Bengals not even making the bracket, but that's fine. The Bengals a four seed. That's fine.
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Texans. Do we see the Texans in here anywhere?
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Okay. And then we have two slots left. You don't want anyone in the AFC South, you have said.
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Okay. I like the Patriots in just to, just because of the unknown. So then do we leave out the Broncos or do we leave out the, uh, the Steelers Steelers Steelers Broncos are in at six and then at seven, we will put in the Patriots. Now we're going to hop over the NFC real quick before brackets. Bonanza's really gets interesting. Okay. So at the one seat in the NFC, who are we liking?
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Can I sneak a commanders in there? I was going to say, I like the commanders.
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I like it. I like it. Okay, we're going to sneak the commanders in at the two seed. The Lions, how far will the Lions fall?
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We also have a game called Will It Pass, which could be about anything, and a new round of More Mikely. So fun show today.
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Okay, I like that. Wow. Okay, Lions at seven. Packers, step up this season?
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Really? Okay, where do you have the Bears? At three?
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You want to put the... Okay. Why don't we put the Bears at five?
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I plugged in the Bucks at three, the Bears at five, so we need a four and a six. We still have the Rams. We still have the Vikings. Sam Darnold, is he going to be the answer in Seattle? Michael Penick's going to lead the Falcons all season? Cowboys?
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Yeah, 49ers are out of it. Sorry, 49ers fans. So we have two slots left, the four and the six. What are we thinking?
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i want to start things off though as we do every week with our favorite game called here's a headline so for those of you who are new to the program this is how here's a headline works i will say here's a headline and then i will give you a headline and then i will discuss and mike yay will discuss and mike fuentes will discuss and stu gatz when he joins us he will discuss
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We have them at six already, so we need a four. Vikings. Vikings. Okay. All right. I like how we go from the Vikings won't make the playoffs to their four seed. That's fine.
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I'm just saying. So now that we have our teams and our brackets seeded, it's time to play Bracket Bonanza. all right so we're gonna head to the afc and we're gonna have the five and the four matchup the chargers against the bangles who do we like chargers really wow okay i was leaning bangles there alessa fuentes you're the deciding vote yeah um
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All right, we then have the Broncos and the Ravens. Number six and number three seed, the Broncos and the Ravens. I love bracket Bonanza.
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Okay. Then we have the number seven Patriots against the number two Chiefs. Chiefs. Chiefs it is. Okay, fine. We'll move on with the Chiefs very quickly.
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Yeah, I'm not a Drake May guy. Heading over to the other side, we have the NFC. We have the five-seed Bears against the four-seed Vikings.
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Bears, okay. Fuentes? I don't know. Two quarterbacks I can't trust.
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I'm putting down the Bears because Bear downed Billy, so that's two out of three. So we're going to just keep it moving. Rams and Bucks. Fuentes is a noted L.A.
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I don't like being the deciding vote. I'm going to put the Rams. I like the Bucks better.
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Baker again. I like the Bucks better, but I feel like Baker is always capable of having a Baker game, and that might be the game.
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Yeah, exactly right. And then we have the number seven Lions against the number two Commanders in a big revenge game.
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Mikey A will say, here's a headline, and then he will give a headline, and then we will go around and around until we've filled out enough time for the first segment to be over. And that's how here's a headline works.
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This might be the end of the road for the Lions if you're basing it on the results of Bracket Bonanza. Okay, headed back to the AFC. We now have the teams that had buys in play. So the number one seed Bills are going to take on the number five seed Chargers.
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Oh, I was going to go Broncos. Okay. Number two Chiefs. No. We're going to have the one seat against the two seats.
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That is very good reasoning by you. Okay. We have the number one Eagles against the number five Bears over the NFC. Brackets Bonanza is so fun.
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The number six Rams against the number two Commanders.
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Here's a headline. Ready? I didn't ask you already. Ready?
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Fuentes? Rams. Oh, God. All right. I'm going to go Commanders. Fair. This is great. Okay. Then we head to the AFC Championship game of Brackets Bonanza. We have the number one Bills against the number two Chiefs.
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Okay. Fuentes? Yeah, it's Chiefs. Oh, I was going to go Bills. All right, so the Chiefs are back in it again. And then we have the five-seeded Bears against the two-seeded Commanders.
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I am ready. Here's a headline. The Vikings have said, you know what? I think we're going to see this through with J.J. McCarthy, at least through spring practice, and then we'll reassess the quarterback situation and decide whether or not we need to make a move and whether or not we're interested in Aaron Rodgers, which is an interesting decision.
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I think the Bears might be a year away from being a year away, maybe. Or they're just a year away. I don't know. Whatever that saying is. So we have a battle of two seeds here in the championship for Brackets Bonanza. The number two seeded Chiefs against the number two seeded Commanders. Who do we like? It'd be the Chiefs. Okay. Fuentes?
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All right. Well, regardless. So congratulations to the Chiefs. I mean, they didn't three-peat. They're not necessarily going to the Super Bowl next year. But that was God bless football's brackets bonanza. And our winner, the Kansas City Chiefs. Nice. We'll be back.
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Mikey Fuentes, it dawned on me in the break, and I don't know how the fans felt about Bracket Bonanza, but if you liked God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza, reach out to us on social media. Also, by the way, I will say this. God Bless Football has its own feed for podcasts and such. And if you're used to getting us on the Levitard Show feed, I would...
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suggest following the god bless football feed uh just because you can get stuff the show there and then maybe you know additional stuff there in the near future just if you can and you uh you like what we do please follow the god bless football feed moving forward so aside from that it dawned on me that
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March Madness is not going to be over this week, so maybe if Brackets Bonanza was well-received, we can play a new edition of Brackets Bonanza next week and see how that goes. You know what?
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Let's not tip our hand on Brackets Bonanza next week. If we get to Brackets Bonanza next week, we'll get to Brackets Bonanza next week. Don't ruin any potential surprises next week.
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I got you. Also, follow the Godless Football feed. So, here's a new game, and it is presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Thank you to Smirnoff, by the way. They've been great partners. Fantastic. So, if... If you want to listen to us and you love Smear, now follow our Godless Football feed.
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We're also going to be doing a draft watch-along for the first round in Nashville. So if you want to go check us out there, we're going to be doing that live in Nashville, I think. Live in Nashville.
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I didn't say because I wasn't 100% sure. I was going to say details to come on exactly where we're going to be. But we will be...
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in nashville for the draft on thursday night so if you're in the area if you want to say hi to us uh you know go by and say hi to us in nashville for the first run of the draft and and hopefully the titans keep that pick because if not we're in nashville regardless and uh we're just gonna be enjoying the draft from a bar there are worse places to be there are worse places to be you know like
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Come hang out with us in Nashville. Hopefully they have the number one pick, and that makes sense. If not, we're just going to be hanging out in Nashville, and whenever the Titans pick, we'll celebrate or we won't or whatever.
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I'm trying to figure that out, right? The last couple times that we've done these things, they've been very in-and-out trips for me. So when we went to Kansas City for opening night, I was in Kansas City from check-in to check-out of the hotel. it was less than 24 hours. Chicago was the same thing. I was in and out of Chicago for our watch-along in Chicago.
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And it now kind of puts everybody in a predicament because Aaron Rodgers has said that his preference is to go to Minnesota and that if he didn't go there, he might retire or he might go to Pittsburgh or he might go to New York. And we're trying to figure that out. But in the meantime, the Steelers have just been waiting to see what it is that Aaron Rodgers does.
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Arizona, I turned into a family trip, so I was there a couple extra days. Nashville... I'll be honest with you. I had conversations with my wife. I was like, do you have any interest in going to Nashville, taking the girls to see Nashville?
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See if anyone wanted to make a little family trip out of it. I haven't gotten a bite yet, so I'm thinking maybe we're going to be hanging out. We're going to be maybe hanging out. Sorry about that. I think maybe we're going to be hanging out a little bit, Mikey, in Nashville. Maybe get in there, you know, mid-Wednesday or so. Paint the town tight and blue on Wednesday night.
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Oh, yeah. We can go take a picture with those wings that exist. We can wear some cowboy hats or whatever. Maybe some boots. Just kind of go to the honky-tonks. Are there honky-tonks yet, right, in Nashville?
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Go to some honky tonks and just kind of enjoy Nashville. Fuentes, you're welcome to attend all these honky tonks and all these parties with us.
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There you go. All right. Maybe I do that and I wear it to the draft party the next day and maybe get the old expense.
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See exactly what we're going to do there. Anyways, here's a new game. It's called Will It Pass? Mikey, there have been a lot of rules proposals this week, not to spoil the segment. Best time of the year. You've been collecting it. And the way that this segment is going to work is you are going to be presenting things and then ask us, will it pass?
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Ah, great question. This segment is presented by Spearnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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I think it will not pass. We've been hearing about them banning the tush push for years now. No one seems to enjoy it, but it feels like one of those things that's just not going to pass.
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This feels also like one of those things that politicians are out front, like, we are going to get rid of the tush-push and this and that. And then you're like, but you voted to keep it.
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The Giants have been waiting to see what it is that Aaron Rodgers does. The Giants might trade up to get the number one pick in the draft and draft Cam Ward. So they don't know what they're going to do at the quarterback position.
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Okay, so it will not pass, Mikey. Mikey, the next one?
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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
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Billy Gale, will it pass? We just played Brackets Bonanza, and in Brackets Bonanza, we don't worry about the seedings. We have the initial seedings, and then it's just Brackets style. They don't want to have automatic three seeds for teams that win their division if they're bad. Will it pass? I think this year it will not pass. I'm going to go no. This year? This year it will not pass.
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This feels like one of those that is kind of floated out there. We'll see how it's received. It's not going to pass. Then it's going to take a couple years, pick up steam, and then maybe eventually it passes. But I think this year it will not pass.
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And right now it seems like the Vikings are calling all the shots and they've decided we're going to kind of put everyone on hold right now while we figure out whether or not we like J.J. McCarthy, who was our first round draft pick last season.
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I hope it doesn't pass, honestly. I like the sudden death aspect of the playoffs in football during the regular season. I do like the whole situation where if it's a field goal, you have a chance at the touchdown. But I like the urgency. I like not necessarily saying, you know what, we're going to get the ball anyways. It doesn't really matter. Let's take our time. Let's draw this out.
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I want it to feel like it can end at any minute. So I hope it doesn't pass, even though that's not the question.
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and uh then got injured and we didn't know what to do with him so we signed sam darnold which he had already been signed but he was a backup he became the starter they lost him to the seahawks so if you've been living under a rock now you kind of know what's been going on football in minnesota for the past uh year or so so headline we're kind of just going to play the waiting game now with minnesota and see what they got to do and aaron rogers needs to maybe make a decision or maybe not
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The legal tampering is such a crock. It's so ridiculous anyways. I feel like the way this should be asked is, are we just going to move up the window where you can speak to the players directly? I'm going to say, yes, it's going to pass. And if it doesn't, it's just a charade anyways. Just...
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There's no way any of these players are signing at the times that they're signing, being contacted for the first time. I don't know why we're even pretending. That's still how it works. But I'm going to say yes, that passes.
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I'll ask you, Mikey, and then I'll ask you, Fuentes. We've done so far, Will It Pass? We've done, here's a headline, and we've done Brackets Bonanza. So if you were to rank the three in order of like to least like, which would you say?
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Yeah, I think the thing about Here's a Headline is we're going to have to do it every week because we have to talk about the headlines and we could just tell you the headlines or we could just play Here's a Headline.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
So I'm going to I'm going to I'm just going to stay with those rankings and not even ask Fuentes what his rankings are, just because I feel like what's the point of asking him the rankings? We're just wasting time at that point. Respectfully to Fuentes. Fuentes, you're not offended by that, are you?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
You know what? Yes. In the bracket. Yes. You know what?
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I'm making a note of this, and I think that maybe next week we will come back with a new brackets bonanza in which the AFC and NFC are seated 1-16. And there will be no buys, and we'll just kind of play it out. I like this. I'm making a note of this. Brackets, Finanza, 1 through 16.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
I think for that one, we're going to have to seed the teams in advance, though. We're not going to be able to seed them 1 through 16.
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Yeah, we can. I think I think we're going to cheat and we're going to start. We're going to keep one through seven the same just for some consistency. And then we'll we'll rank eight through 16 in each conference off air. And then we'll come to you with a brackets bonanza where we do one through 16 and see if it's the same results because it might not be.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Because remember, no receding once the or re-racking the matchups once it is at the playoff start and no buys. Exactly right. Everybody knows the rules. That's how it works. Yeah, of course. All right. So it is time now for more Mike Lee. Mikey, take it away.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
I'm going to go with the NFL team. I feel like NFL teams appreciate and value much more than NBA teams. NBA teams, there's maybe one or two franchises at the top that are going to be worth a crazy amount of money, where NFL teams are always going to be worth a crazy amount of money. I mean, let's be real. All the teams are going to be worth a crazy amount of money. But to your point...
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If a middle-of-the-road team is going for the same as one of the premier teams in the NBA, NFL team.
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we gotta go to arizona again next year we do my kids it's the strangest thing i don't know if you're like this mikey you never know what's gonna resonate with your kids my kids will not stop mentioning cactus anytime they drive by like cactus cactus and i'm like guys like why were cactuses so much like they left such an impression on you in arizona it's the craziest thing Anyway.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
You're saying tight end wide receiver running back. Hmm. I'm going second. Can I just – I'm going to go running back.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Hey, thank you, guys. Stugatz is on assignment. He'll be joining us. Probably never. So we'll talk to him soon. We'll see how that goes exactly. We have an exciting show today. Was my energy better on that one, Mikey?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
If we're not counting Travis Hunter as wide receiver, we're just counting him under the famous football athlete category, then I would say Jenty. If we're counting him as a wide receiver, then I would go wide receiver, though.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
The answer should be Cam Ward if they both fail. If he goes number one in the draft and he fails, even if they both fail at the same time, if he's the number one pick, he would be the bigger bust. Shador... is getting so much hate that I believe everyone wants him to fail just to begin with. I believe everyone wants him to fail. And if Shador and Cam both fail, like that's how I'm playing this.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Not if one fails or the other fails. If they both fail, Cam Ward should be the bigger bust. However, if they both fail, I think Shador will be considered a bigger bust completely unfairly and people might forget about Cam Ward.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Mariota was a bigger bust. Like, Jameis is still, I mean, they're both still in the league, but if you had, okay.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Yeah, and if you could say, you know what, this is who I want. I have a backup position available. They're going to go for the same amount of money. Do I want Jameis or do I want Marcus Mariota? I feel like almost every team would take Jameis Winston.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
I think he's just a wild card is what I'm thinking. Also, Marcus Mariota, NFL bust, who has made $75 million in his career. Sign me up. Yep. Sign me up for that right now.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
To your point about Aaron Rodgers, I don't think there's a team he's ever been more committed to than the Jets. Even the end of his relationship with the Jets, he wanted to stay and they didn't want him, which is the weirdest thing ever. Green Bay is like, I don't know about Green Bay anymore. I'm tired of being there. Jets, he loves.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
He really wants to go to Minnesota for some reason, but they don't really want him. Do you even want like if you're the Steelers, I know this is going to sound crazy, but if you're the Steelers or the Giants where you've basically been told like, I don't really want to go there unless I absolutely have to. Like, is that who you want kind of in your locker room?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Because as it is, there's already all the other stuff that comes with Aaron Rodgers where it's like, is he a distraction to see this? Is he that? And now you have an Aaron who's not necessarily even entirely committed to being there the whole time.
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Yeah. All right. Well, that was that headline. Mikey, do you have a headline?
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How does this compare, in your opinion, to what the Falcons did last year after signing Kirk Cousins, giving him a big deal, and then drafting Michael Penix right after?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Well, there's been a lot of mishaps this morning in the Gill household that I was telling Mikey about involving dogs and humans and just vomit and fevers and what have you. But, hey, you don't care about me or my life, so we're here to talk about some football. We have some segments that – what's that, Mikey?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Yeah. All right. Where do you see Shador going? I know that's not the game that we're playing, but Jackson Dart is flying up the boards. Where is Shador going to go?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Do we think that Will Levis is going to go on the redemption tour at some point? Like he's not going to be the long term solution in Tennessee, but is he going to have like a Sam Darnold, Gino Smith type year somewhere? Or is a team going to convince themselves that they can do that with Will Levis and give him a shot?
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
I feel like we laugh at Jameis Winston a lot. Jameis Winston. So he's only 31. But I see a world in which Jameis Winston, I mean, he's been in the league already 10 years. Jameis Winston can easily be like a 17 year NFL vet, I think. Oh, yeah. Like very easily.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Yeah. Zach Wilson was introduced this week to the dolphins.
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It was, you know, I think that they were expecting it to be something not the best. Ooh, by the way, also, uh, here's a quick headline. Cause I think Mike Fuentes is going to get to it, but we're running out of time. This segment, here's a headline. The Cincinnati Bengals decided to give all of their money to their two receivers, not learned anything.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
And they're going to have two receivers making $80 billion a year.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Godless Football is presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. So I have a segment that I want to debut today, and it is called, because it's this time of year, it's a very special time of year. I know that you guys right now are probably knee-deep in brackets and March madness and college basketball. So we appreciate you guys coming and joining us on Godless Football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Yeah. Well, you know what? That might come into play next segment. We play a brand new game when we come back called God Bless Football's Bracket Bonanza. So it's been a while. It's been a while since I've done that. But it's been a while since we've introduced a new segment on this show. We pretty much just play the same segments every week.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
More Mike Lee, winners and losers during the season, headlines, you know, all the segments that we do. So I'm really excited about this. And I've been waiting to do this specifically for March Sadness just because it's bracket themed. It's called God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza.
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And I haven't really given you guys a ton of information on how this works just yet, but we're going to play it as a group today. So Mikey, myself, Mike Fuentes, GQ, if he wants to play, is allowed to play as well.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Yeah, I have a good idea. It's called God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza. And this is how it works. And I feel like you guys are going to misunderstand how it works originally, and I'm going to have to clear things up, but I'm going to shoot you straight. So this is how God Bless Football's Brackets Bonanza works. So...
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Because, and in honor of March Madness going on presently, I think what we could do here today is we can construct a bracket-style tournament with the AFC teams and the NFC teams. And what we'll do is we're going to seed them one through seven. The one seed will get a buy.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
And then we will have the five face off against the four, the six against the three, the seven against the two, and like that. One side will be the AFC. The other side will be the NFC. And then we're going to kind of go bracket style, have them competing against each other, and then decide an ultimate winner of God bless football's brackets bonanza. Okay? Isn't this just called the playoffs?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Well, some people would say that, but this is different. There's a very big difference, and this is why it's different, okay? In the playoffs, there's reseeding. In God bless football's brackets bonanza, there is not. Like, not reseeding, but you realign the matchup so that the highest seed always faces the lowest seed, etc. Not how it's going to work today. Not in brackets bonanza.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
The one seed gets a bye, and the one seed, I hate to say it, going to play the winner of a 5-4. the win of the 6-3, playing the 7-2, so on and so forth. So what we're going to have to do here collectively, myself, Mike Yeh, Mike Fuentes, some people would say, is this the season ended today? No, this is God bless football's brackets bonanza.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
So what we're going to have to do first is we're going to have to seed the different conferences. So I would like to suggest, and I don't know if you guys feel as strongly as I do, but I think we should start in the AFC. I want to make a suggestion for the one seed and see if it's okay with you guys, if that's all right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Okay. I want to pencil in the Bills at the one seed next season, I think.
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Do you guys have any issues with me penciling the Bills in as a one seed?
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Okay, so the Bills are going to get the buy in brackets bonanza. Would you like to have any suggestions on seedings or anything of the like? Or you want me to just keep suggesting and if we have any differences of opinions, we'll work on it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Well, I was going to go Baltimore two seed, Chiefs three seed, but... you know no that's fine yeah we can do chiefs that's fine that's what we'll do chiefs too you want to do ravens three or do we think maybe the chargers are going to make a run here nope i like the ravens at three ravens at three okay do we uh who do we like at four Do we have faith that the Texans will bounce back?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Bracket Bonanza
I have a game that's called... God bless football's bracket bonanza. Ooh, I love a good bonanza. Yeah, it's a bracket bonanza, and we're going to be playing GBF's inaugural bracket bonanza next segment. So we're not going to get to bracket bonanza this segment. We're going to get to it next segment.
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GBF- Bracket Bonanza
Are the Chargers going to come up swinging? The Steelers don't have a quarterback right now. I don't know where we're going to put them.
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Well, this isn't if the season ended today.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
You've been making fun of him. NBA is about to come back, so I'm wondering if we still are on that bandwagon of should he be suspended for being reckless or not, or is it all is forgiven?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Whoa. This is the most outrageous thing you've said since you thought someone should get suspended for getting sick.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
I thought we were one team here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I'm excited about the hall of hypotheticals because I'm kind of curious as to how this works, because this is one of those situations where you and Taylor just kind of running wild and doing things. And Mikey, I, uh, I had a long time together with Taylor recently. We went on a road trip to Daytona, and it was just me and Taylor in the car together.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Maybe. Big maybe on that one. We're working on that situation. I sent some emails today to get some clarification on all of that. I'm staying on top of this.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
So I had four hours of just Taylor time on the way up and about four hours of Taylor time on the way down. And I have, I think...
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
figured out taylor and stugatz's relationship and i did so on this drive and i can break it down for you guys if you want yes you guys you can agree or or push back on this if you find anything wrong with what i'm going to say okay so the nature of taylor and stugatz's relationship i've figured out they work well together for a number of reasons but the main reason is is
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Stu Gatz is really good at coming up with names for segments. Usually he just throws Stu in the middle of the name of the segment somewhere at the beginning, the middle, or the end. Somehow his name is thrown into the segment. But that's where that ends. It's just, here's a great name for a segment. We'll figure out the rest after we get the name. The name is very important.
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And then I found out Taylor's good at coming up with segments, but terrible at coming up with names. So it's a perfect marriage because Stugatz can come up with the names and then Taylor can craft the segment or Taylor can craft the segment. And then Stugatz figures out how to make it, you know. the Stegman or something. You know what I mean? Like he'll just throw himself.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I don't know if he's the steak either. Yeah. I'm not sure.
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Okay. I have good news for you on that front. So you say that we still need imaging. We need that. Good news. We already have a sponsor for the Hall of Hypotheticals. It's Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka brand. Please drink responsibly.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I mean, they heard, they said, you know what? Winners and losers. That was great, but there's no winners and losers in the off season. What can we do? And we said, you know what? We got you. Boom. Hall of hypotheticals.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Well, in terms of like the segment, we used to do a segment.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
So, Mikey, I'm curious. I'm curious before we get to Hall of Hypotheticals, your thoughts on the Jets and their offseason thus far. They obviously have announced that Aaron Rodgers will not be part of the organization moving forward. And then put out a thank you, Aaron message.
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Now, I know Stugatz's thoughts on this because he has been kind of like grumbling about it, said thanks for nothing, blah, blah, blah, all of this stuff, while also saying, I wish he was still our quarterback. So where do you stand on this situation? Because he was both outraged that he got a thank you and then and was like, he just done nothing. He doesn't deserve it.
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But I also still want him to be our quarterback.
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Where would you like to be is the question, because I got another option, and then I was kind of like, But why would we be there? That one seems a little random. New York. And I was like, what? Oh, why?
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What do you think if Aaron didn't come to the Jets? What do you think the last two seasons would have been? I mean, because we kind of got it the first season, right, where he immediately gets injured and then you still have Zach Wilson. But like if Aaron didn't come to the Jets, do you think that Zach plays out that first season and they move on from him last year?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
So like you're basically a year behind because of Aaron, because you would have probably made the move on from Zach and brought in someone else this past year.
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I'm trying to see who you would have wound up with.
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I still can't believe you didn't get Brock Bowers. That seemed like an easy pick for the Jets last year.
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And would you have been happy with JJ McCarthy as your quarterback?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I don't I don't I don't know the connection. I'm trying to get four and seven. Right. Honestly, this is an off air conversation. But I wouldn't I I wouldn't hate Green Bay. I know that like Nashville sounds fun. Number one pick. But like.
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Let me ask you a question. If the Vikings lose their mind and they say, you know what? We're going to commit to Sam Darnold long term. Let's see what we can get for J.J. McCarthy. Would you be in on trading for J.J. McCarthy right now?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
That's what I'm wondering is – You give up your first-round pick and get a first-rounder from last year this year.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
But I'm just saying. If you trade the number seven pick for him this year, his value has increased three spots over a year when he didn't play.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I would. I don't think that would get you Michael Penix. I think you guys are going to get Kirk, right?
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
No, you don't want Jamis because Jamis. No, you don't. Because Jamis is just good enough to make sure you're picking like 17 next year. You know what I mean? He's good enough to get you like eight and nine. Yeah, I think you inquire about bringing Zach back for a year and get yourself like the number two pick in the draft. You know what I mean? Let's fix this and let's do it with our guy.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Zach, come on back. We're going to get the number two pick.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Oh, wow. Maybe you bring in Coop so that he – I mean, we know he can't. It's a Manning. He's like 50 years old. You bring in Cooper Manning so that you can draft his son. Not the worst idea. Sorry, Fuentes, what were you saying? I don't know.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
But also, like, the team looks good enough that you can't draft a good quarterback because he's done just enough. Like, that's the problem with Jameis is that Jameis is, like, a very – average NFL starting quarterback. He's not terrible. He's not a superstar. He's good enough to be your starting quarterback to have you kind of be a wildcard team forever.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
And then he can get hot and he can maybe take you on a run, but also he could throw four interceptions to get you bounced in the first round.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
god bless football is presented by smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the smirnoff company new york new york's two guys i'm excited why uh because we're gonna play one of my favorite games that we do in the off season more mikely oh wow yeah i'm a big i'm a big more mikely guy i'm gonna be honest with you how'd you feel about pressure how'd you feel about the hall of hypotheticals billy
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I liked it. I think we could do more. We did kind of an abridged, quick version. We just had one boom, and then we just kind of flew through it. I think we can do more with the Hall of Hypotheticals. I think maybe it also needs a little pizzazz, a little steak sizzle situation, as Mikey A would say. You know what I mean?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Did you guys see? And Mikey sent this to us before we get to more Mike Lee. Did you guys see that the athletic did a story and it was about NFL players and their houses being broken into? And the person that they interviewed for this piece was one athlete. Robert Goon.
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Rob Gronkowski, assistant during 2018 housebreaking.
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Housemate, they wrote. His name. Yes. And I didn't think that this was a real name. Bobby Goons, I thought, was a nickname, and I thought his name was Bobby something else.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
His name is actually Robert Goon. Robbie Goons.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Well, there can't be two Robs in that situation, so he becomes Bobby. That became very easy. And this wasn't a thing of, like, Robbie G. Well, they'd both be Robbie G, which would be even more confusing. Imagine Gronk having someone around him with the exact same nickname as him. It would just be way too confusing.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Which also, if we're going to be honest, is probably still very confusing because all of his brothers are the Gronks. So... We can't have all of the Gronks and then two Robbie G's at the same time. It's just a lot. Plus, his dad's name is Gordy and his brother's name is Gordy. There's just a lot of things going on there to cause confusion.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
So it becomes clear why it is that Robert Goon became Bobby Goons. But also his last name actually being Goon. Surprise of the century. Shocker. Could not believe that that was real.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
With a smile, though. What a lovely man in person, Fuentes.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
When we would hear the stories of Bobby Goons and the things that he would have to clean up for them, I couldn't read that story seriously with it saying Robert Goon. Bobby Goons was out there talking to the cops in Massachusetts. It made sense. Goons, they're out there running around again. They're doing donuts on people's front lawns. He's like, I got this, officer. Don't worry.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I'll clean it up. And then they had to re-saw the neighbor's lawns. That's not what a Robert Goon is doing. No. As Fuentes pointed out, he's doing your taxes.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
I could use a tax guy, by the way, if we're going to be honest. If you're a tax person out there, let me know. It's tax season.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Bobby Goons or Robert Goon. Let me not disparage. I was going to say, Bobby Goons or Robert Goon is the name of someone, not him, obviously, who would never do it, but the guy that during COVID they found out, like, oh, if I start a small business, they could send me $40 million and no one will notice.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Good news. I got you $10 million, and you're like, Bobby, I didn't make anywhere near that. How's that my return? He's like, well, in exchange for that, though, six months out the rest. I take it.
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Well, and, you know, I don't know this is a fact, but I feel like if you're the GM of the Jaguars, you could do that remotely, right?
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By the way, also, Stu Gatz, just a fun announcement for me. I'm going to be doing some college baseball games this weekend. Well, I guess just one college baseball game on ESPN+. So if you're out there and you're interested in watching an FIU college baseball game, I'll be broadcasting on ESPN+. Pause up. My return to ESPN.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
We'll see. I actually scheduled a call with the other broadcaster. I'm like, hey, let's get on a call because I want to kind of give you a heads up of how this is probably going to be going.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
A hundred percent. It's just a call to set up like... Just so you know you're going to hate me, it's coming. I don't want you to be surprised by this hatred. I want you to be mentally prepared for the journey we're going to go on together.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Bobby Goons is coming to this game and this broadcast. And this is one of at least five that's scheduled presently. Wow. Buckle up.
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And he's like a recent college grad. I think he went to Syracuse Broadcasting. It's like, hate to tell you, Syracuse Broadcasting School, great. They didn't prepare you for what's coming.
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GBF- Hall of Hypotheticals
Yeah, I know his name. His name's Zach.
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Poor Zach. And it's my understanding there's also a former player that's going to... It's a three-man booth.
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I'm really going to have some leeway here.
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I don't know. It's not Mike Lowell. I know that.
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All right. You know who was there a couple years ago, Stu Gatz? I went to a game. Joe Girardi. I think his son was on the team, and he was just kind of hanging out at the stadium. Yeah.
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That's not what he was doing. You're disparaging the man. Didn't you almost buy his house just because you saw it was his house?
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When I looked at my house that I live in now, like, in this exact, like, room, when we did, like, the tour, this was, like, I don't know, this must have been an office also, and they had a Brett Favre mini helmet, like, signed, but it was a Vikings mini helmet. I'm like, that's cool. I wonder if they'll just kind of forget that.
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But I obviously didn't think, like, at the height of COVID, let me negotiate in an autographed mini helmet that I saw on the tour because why would anyone think, like, this is something that's going to be a deal breaker or not?
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Exactly. Vikings, too, of all things. I mean, at this point.
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Bad time to be in the Brett Favre collectibles business, I would think.
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But Zach Wilson didn't take the Broncos anywhere. You're right.
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They should have drafted Bo Nix. But Zach also may be coming back next year. Oh, I hate them.
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Well, but they can't trade too far down. The only way that you trade, I think, is if you trade— Dude, I would just trade to like the Giants, like three to one. But even that is an unnecessary trade for the Giants because one of the two quarterbacks will still be there if the Titans even take a quarterback.
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I don't think it's going to happen, but I'll say the field. All right.
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Oh, wow. Hold on. I have a question. Is it like on a fill-in basis or like this is our starter? Are injuries involved?
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Stugatz, I've been thinking about something that I want to run past you, and I think that maybe you've already thought of this and maybe have already acted on this.
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So a team has picked one of these two to be their starter opening week.
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I hope the Jets get Daniel Jones so badly.
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Listen to me. Listen to me. If Tom Brady, genius football mind, who's now taken the reins in Las Vegas and is calling all the shots, settles on Daniel Jones to be his starting quarterback. One, everyone will be like, he sees something. He must be right. But also... What an idiot. If that's the decision that we make is this team needs Daniel Jones to lead it. I say Jameis Winston.
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Tony Buscelli, you consider to be a friend, correct? He is a friend. Yes. All right. So Tony Buscelli now has a very powerful position with the Jacksonville Jaguars. So it would seem and I'm not saying that, you know, all this time you've been friends with Tony Buscelli just for the perks. Right.
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But being friends with Tony Buscelli and having him come on twice a year to talk about the Jaguars, usually in a meaningless game. Talk about the Jaguars. Led to you going to Canton, being part of his entourage for the Hall of Fame. And now it has put you in a prime position to have access to someone who's running an NFL team.
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And right now we basically have you with direct access to Tony Buscelli, Joe Shane, Spags is the defensive coordinator that you're friends with, but you're becoming quite friendly with a lot of powerful people in the NFL. Yes. And as of right now, all you've really used it for is getting interviews on the show.
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Now, Jacksonville has a unique situation where they're also looking for a general manager. Yep. So... Have we inquired about that? Because I know that, you know, you've done the media thing a long time. Maybe you, you know. You go the way of Lombardi and you say, you know what? The media thing was fun. It was great talking football. I wrote a book. He wrote a book.
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Now let me just oversee an entire organization like he's going to do in North Carolina with Belichick. Has that thought crossed your mind at all? Have you inquired? Because I feel like this might be a logical next step for you professionally. Right. And like, you know, you talked about this on air.
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Things may be lining up professionally contract wise and stuff like that, where it could be a good time to step away and now just run the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Because I'm just saying like. One, also, and this may sound crazy. I'd be good at it. How hard is it to run the Jaguars? You know what I mean? I feel like there's only one place to go, and it's up.
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only one way to go but up with the jaguars you know what i mean like yes yes and you have very low right and you have trevor locked in already so for better or worse that'll be your quarterback that you have to build around but yeah it seems like you know it's a new coach even the coach goes in there he messes up the duval so like there's not my guy expectations there like exactly right
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Not your guy. So like if you come in as general manager, you're friendly with Tony, who's like the president of football operations or whatever. Right. So like you have an ally there. You're friendly with Tony Khan, the owner's son. You've met Shad Khan. So you have a decent relationship there. Right. You already have the built in excuse of, you know what? Not my head coach.
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Also, not my quarterback. Right. You have at least four years of.
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Here's the thing is I thought like as the season was coming to an end and as like the Super Bowl is wrapping up, like, you know, it's sad that this is all kind of coming to a close, but also. It's been a long season. I'm kind of looking forward to a little bit of a slower time. And now we're here, and it's the slower time in sports, and I'm kind of like, can we get football back?
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Let me see. I'll see if there's a listing on LinkedIn or something. How does one apply to be general manager? We really should be asking the Jets because they interviewed everyone and anyone for every opening that they had.
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I found Trent Balky's LinkedIn. It has a little thing here that says looking for work.
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I made that part up, but I did find a LinkedIn that says his name. It could be fake.
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I'm seeing if it's been posted somewhere.
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What what would your resume be like? What's your selling point? And then I guess once you get your foot in the door, what is your pitch to run?
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few not a few years this is the best opportunity yeah we have two weeks to work we got a strike right now they need a gm and my friend is running the goddamn organization and the other one owns it so like this is this the stars are aligning on this but we also have a meteor that's going to come and hit the earth in like four years so like really there's no downside to this like i think you might even bring that up with tony be like tony listen
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Let's be real here. I don't know if you're checking the news, but we have this asteroid meteor thing that's coming. Every day we turn on the news, it goes from 1.7% to 2.1% to 2.4%. It's coming. It's going to hit, whether we like it or not. The end is near. We're about three to five years away from it all being over, Tony. What do you got to lose? Roll the dice on a friend of yours.
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I've been here. And then you can even say, and it's not nice, but you can even say, look, Tony, I was there for you when the Dan Levitards of the world didn't want to have you on the show talking about the Jaguars, back when you were just a commentator for the Jaguars. Back when you were forgotten as a nominee for the NFL Hall of Fame, who stood up for you like no one else? Mm-hmm.
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I've done you a number of solids, and it's time for me to kind of cash in the favor that you owe me, and I'm going to be your general manager come hell or high water. And if it goes poorly, again, meteor's coming. No one's going to remember this, so it doesn't matter.
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Because I'm bored. I'm bored without a lot of football going on at the same time. NBA, fine, Four Nations, whatever. NASCAR, I'm a big gearhead, so that is obviously keeping me locked in. But aside from that, P's and C's, baseball is going to start a spring training soon, but let's get to the combine. Let's get to the draft.
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I'm not sure, but I think you make a PowerPoint. And then I think that you need to walk into your interview with like one of those really thick binders. Yeah. That like you open up and it's not like just like that. It's like the one that opens up and it has the second open up thing. Right. That has like the capability of fitting like. Wow.
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400 pages yes and then maybe what you do is and I could be wrong but maybe what you do is you put in something like There's two ways we could go about this.
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Yeah, write my plan on the front binder. Jacksonville Jaguars, my plan or my vision, whatever.
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Right? Yes. And then on the inside, either the first page is a photo of you and Buscelli at the Hall of Fame, if you have one.
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Or or if you go a different route and you don't want to guilt him that way, you just first page when you open it up, it just says, I'm your guy. And then all of the other pages are blank. Right.
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We are being selfless here, just saying how do we get Sugat. It's the GM job, but I'll be honest with you. This Dolphins hoodie can very easily become a Jaguars hoodie if they employ me. I can just take that right off. My allegiance is for sale. You see that tour right there on the wall? That could be Trevor. In a Jacksonville minute, as they say. Let's not get carried away.
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Trevor's not our guy, Billy. Hold on a second. I'm not paying to frame a Mark Brunel jersey, okay? Even I have a line. I'm not paying to frame a signed Mark Brunel jersey. That's simply not going to happen. I don't. If that's the lie, I'll wear the hoodie. We're not doing Brunel.
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I can just, like, if that's the case, if that's what we're doing, I'll just move this slightly out of frame and it'll live over here instead.
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big brunel guy 2026 super bowl champion jacksville jaguars colon the stew gots plan all right hold on a second i am now gonna look up a mark brunel jersey so i can put it right next to my chris sims jersey yes we're on to something here mark brunel brunel is the key i'm telling you right now
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Well, we should get Brunel on, and then you know what you should do is you should get Brunel on and then have him write you a recommendation letter.
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Yeah. Do you have any relationship to Mark Brunel?
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Yeah. This one's clean. This one's $32. He was scrappy. I could dirty it, though. I could go on and take this Brunel jersey into the yard and rub some dirt on it.
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Stugatz, Mikey, Montez. God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. So where do we stand on the interview process? Because I feel like we've had good ideas, but also... We have more Mike Lee coming up a little bit later today. And we also, I believe, you teased a new segment moments ago.
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I knew it. I'm a good guesser.
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Oh, yes. I can't believe we're by 59 already. Yeah. Time flies. It does. Yes. We're old. I'm old. Hey, you know what? Stugatz, I was thinking. Yes. Since football season's winding down, Super Bowl's coming up, Super Bowl 59, we've been celebrating football all year. I have an idea. What? Let's do a toast. Okay. Oh, wow. To football.
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Let me guess. Smirnoff extraordinary? Nailed it! Ha ha! I told you, I'm a good guesser.
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Oh. Look at us. What's the website?
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presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company. New York, New York. We just touched on it last segment. We haven't really spoken about it. Stugatz is not in today. He's on assignment. And you guys got your quarterback, Justin Fields. You I know how you feel about this.
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What I'm wondering is, and maybe you will have an answer as you cover the Jets more closely than I do, is what did the Jets see in Justin Fields scrambling on third and short last year once every three drives that made you think, you know what, that's our guy for $20 million a year?
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yeah uh do you still have tyron could tyron beat him out for the job i i
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Would you have rather continued with the Aaron Rodgers experiment?
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Dude, I'm a big Jameis guy, and I was getting killed earlier this week because I said the Steelers should sign Jameis Winston instead of Aaron Rodgers, and they were crushing me. They're like, why on earth would you sign Jameis Winston over Aaron Rodgers? I'm like, dude, Jameis could do stuff with the weapons the Steelers have. He's good enough to get you in the playoffs, and you never know.
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How fun was Jameis last year in the snow game? That was one of my favorite games of the season last year, just Jameis Winston playing in the snow. You mentioned Zach Wilson. Hey, he's a dolphin now. So things are perfectly fine down here in Miami. If anything happens to Tua, we finally got him that quality backup that the Dolphins fans have been desiring all these years.
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You immediately turned it on me. You guys deserve better. This is terrible.
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Yeah. The Zach Wilson thing, not great. Not ideal. And then there's pictures of Tua out on a boat where he seems not in tip-top shape. Not exactly where we want him to be. Now, granted, look. Hey, Tua. Spring break. We get it. You know what I mean? Go out. Have fun on your yacht. Enjoy the weather. Enjoy the off-season. Enjoy the money. But in two weeks, let's start hitting the gym again.
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You know what I mean? Let's start some off-season training shortly because there were questions before, and we weren't necessarily thrilled at the options that we had as backups. We tried. We tried. We tried with Snoop Huntley. We tried with Teddy Bridgewater. Lord knows we tried with Skylar Thompson way too many times. Mike White didn't really give him a fair shot, in my opinion.
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But now, this is Zach Wilson's team if something happens to you, Tua. So we need you more than ever. Do whatever you need to do to stay healthy. Don't run. Don't get hit. Check it down. Throw it out of bounds. Let's get some core work in. Start working on that arm. Forget about legs. We don't need your legs. You're not going to be running around. Don't run around.
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And let's make sure that we can do... Right now, I think the Tua and the Dolphins' priority, if you're a Dolphins fan, it's been 20 years since they've won a playoff game. right? It's the longest in the NFL drought in terms of winning a playoff game the Dolphins have at the moment. People are craving it.
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I think the past couple years, there has been this ridiculous expectation for the Dolphins to make the Super Bowl. We have quickly found out that is not realistic. Dolphins fans, if you're listening, let's reprogram our goals, okay? Not Super Bowl win, Not Super Bowl appearance. Tyreek Hill doesn't even want to be here. He changes his mind every five seconds.
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So he's probably, he's either going to be gone or he's going to be checked out telling you that he wants to be gone by week two.
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He's all in week one. And by week three, he's asking out. Then week three on Tuesday, he's like, I was just emotional. I'm double all in now. And it's like, okay, Tyreek. We get how this is going, right? This is what I'm asking of the Dolphin fan base. Let's reprogram our expectations. Let's set a realistic goal for us as fans and for Tua as quarterback.
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I woke up at 5 to go to a preschool day parent-teacher conference. So I'm sorry the traffic was so rough for you. No, you're not. You're not sorry. I'm not sorry at all. I don't think that that's really a problem. I think that you have it pretty good. Goth Nicky Jam. And you're just now sad for whatever reason because that's your thing. And now you're taking it out on us for whatever reason.
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And that goal is do not let Zach Wilson play a snap this season. Not a snap. Only, only if this is like a Denver situation where you're up by like 40 plus points, where you're going in and you've blown them out and you scored 70 in a game. So all of your backups are playing in the fourth quarter. But in terms of meaningful playing time,
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We need to recalibrate and we need to make sure as a fan base, we do not let Zach Wilson play. And it's nothing personal against Zach Wilson. He seems like a very lovely person. I don't want him quarterbacking this team in any meaningful position throughout the season. And sure, I'm taking into account Tua's health too when I'm saying I want Tua to stay on the field. I want you to be healthy.
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I want all of that. I don't want you to get injured, but also do it for me and don't let Zach Wilson play.
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Can I tell you why Zach Wilson has such high upside? Because he's been so terrible everywhere he's gone.
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He didn't sniff any playing time in Denver.
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Yeah. Well, the point is this. He has a high ceiling, and he has all of this stuff because he was drafted high, and he's got a big arm, but every chance he's gotten has not gone well. Both times that he got chances with the Jets did not go well. I think we know what Zach Wilson is, and I could be wrong. And hey, hey, maybe this is... And we'll get to this later in the show. Maybe soon.
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Maybe more likely. I don't know. Maybe this is another example of a Jets quarterback that got away and really had all of the skill there all along and the Jets just misused him. I don't think that's the case with Zach Wilson. Anyways, Mikey, you want to play more Mike Lee? Sure.
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I mean, unless you want to do something else. What do you want to do? What do you want to talk about? How's the family? How are the kids? Yeah. What are you guys up to this weekend? Half day today.
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Oh, boy. I hate half. I hate half days. Not a fan of half days at school whatsoever. I love my children. Love my children. Stay in school all day. Learn your things that you need to learn. Stop getting half days and the half days. I don't know how often your kids get half days.
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Yeah, I get one once a month at least, and it's kind of like, let's... It ruins your whole day.
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Yeah. It's not that it ruins my day per se, but I want to – It ruins your flow is what I mean.
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it's not that it's that like my children are so young and their, their minds are so moldable right now that I really just wish that they would be in school as long as possible so that they can gain as much knowledge and information at such a young impressionable age that they're at school so long that they get all of the education and everything that they can learn out of it while they still can.
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And I will, I will admit to you, some of my shortcomings. One of them is which I can't teach my child the way a teacher can. So if I want my child, I can only do as much as I can, but I only know so much. Teach them defense. Well, except the seven versus eight. Except the seven versus eight. We can't get into that one.
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Look, if anything... Hey, guys, free agency.
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The teachers will teach them that, just not from this book. Of course. And I think everyone understands that.
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but the point being i want them to be sponges at school and and soak up as much information as possible and i'm not as qualified to teach them all of the things that they're learning has nothing to do with the fact that when they come home they they make it completely impossible to be productive and i can't get anything that has nothing to do with that whatsoever there we go anyways
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Well, I would just say this also, Mike Fuentes. You're complaining. You're surrounded by friends at work, okay? Yeah. Me and Mikey are home alone, left to our own thoughts. Like, in the dead of winter where it's, you know, in the 40s for Mikey and it's, like, 82 for me. So, like...
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Yeah. You just told me all the upside that he had.
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This one, can I go first? Please. I'm going to say... Ooh, it's tough. I'm going to say Sam Darnold with the Seahawks. And it's not because I believe in Sam Darnold. It's because I think... that they are in a division with less competition than the Raiders. Because the Raiders have the Chiefs that they have to go up against. They have the Broncos who are a playoff team they have to go against.
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They have the Chargers who looked better last year. I think that the Raiders have more of an uphill battle. I need to see who they play aside from their division, like who in the AFC they have this year. But I think that the Raiders are going to have a tougher schedule this than the Seahawks are going to have. Plus, the Seahawks, in getting Sam Darnold, also just dealt DK Metcalf.
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So I think that this is going to be a tough road for Sam. Yeah, I think this is going to be a tough road for Sam Darnold here. The Rams always end up being the Rams. We had that whole situation. with Stafford where he's pretending he's going to retire again or pretending he's going to go to another team just ends up right back there. The Cardinals, God bless the Cardinals. We love the Cardinals.
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We love the Rollis family, defensive coordinator Rollis, all of that. 49ers, there's a lot going on there that we'll get to later in this episode. I think the Seahawks have an easier path than the Raiders do.
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Let's do more. Let's do more. Let's do another one. I got a cross.
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Wow. When we come back, part two of more Mike Lee.
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it's hard it's hard being by yourself and taking care of your mentals when you hear home alone while you're there surrounded by danny b and lewis was dancing behind you a second ago so and you have lunch and breakfast provided for you so like yeah breakfast is great yeah breakfast is great
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I think, Fuentes and Mikey, that was the first time that we have cut off a segment in the middle just to go to commercial break and then come back for part two of said segment. By the way, that segment, more Mikely, is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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Just let it ride, I think, you know. We'll do a 25-minute segment.
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But, I mean, here's the thing that we've talked about. And, Fuentes, you can be honest with us or dishonest or whatever, right? But in Fuentes is do we still do do we still do eras or is that no longer a thing? Was that a thing like two years ago because of like Taylor Swift? But now it's not anymore. Fuentes, do you know?
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Well, no, I was going to say I was going to say, like, is Fuentes in his goth era? Do we no longer describe things as like eras? Because here's the thing. If he is like in this goth Nicky Jam period that he's in right now, You say that we're going to make him more upset, but then he might actually like that. You know what I mean? I'd be making him happy by making him more upset.
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God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Billy Gill. Guys, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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We're giving him the angst that he's craving to then rebel against. You know what I mean? We would be his parents that he doesn't understand while he has a poster in his room of My Chemical Romance. You know what I mean?
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why is that just cut us off half mid exactly right we could we could have gone we could have finished that segment and instead we we're now carrying it over to two segments for you let can you before we get to more mike lee walk us through what a stress-free thursday looks like for you or friday if you're listening or saturday if you're listening on a saturday what does it look like for you a stress-free thursday as i come in here billy shows up not 15 minutes late
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You asked for us to start 30 minutes after because you were late to work today because of traffic and you had other things to do and we accommodated you. Oh, thanks. And then after we said, let's I said, can we start like if we start at that time, that's fine. We can just go all the way through. And then you said, no, let's start at 830.
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And I said, why don't we do 845 so that you would have more time to do the things you needed to do? We move the time for you.
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We could have been fine. We would have been fine. My 9.50, my 9.45. So then guess what?
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9 30 look at that you got to be done in 15 minutes still got 18 minutes to do this is just a disaster at no at no point did i say i'm on my way now like that it's just you're just kind of making things up that's here you're just 26 you're just you're making things up here that's but that's fine if that's how we want to play this i you know what 8 34 hopping in now here you go danny you can take that
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Killed to be 20 pounds overweight. When did your metabolism slow down, Fuentes? Oh, I don't know.
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Yes, 834. When we had settled on 845. So if anything, I would say I was nine minutes early.
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It says right here, if we start at like 845, we'll still be good. And then you were going... That's what you wrote. That's what you wrote. I didn't write that. I was trying to help you. You know what? Never again. Never again. Never again. In fact, and I'm not going to apologize because I gave you the frustration that you've been seeking to go in. You're actually helping me. Thank you.
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Your lip liner. He's so happy. You're actually helping me. Exactly right. Go put in your stud earrings or whatever, whatever the gauge is, whatever it is that you do when you get out of work. The dog collar with the spikes. Yeah, there's your dangling earring. Jesus. Anyways, more Mike Lee.
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That's not bad. I mean, if you're 20 pounds overweight, it kicked out a decade ago. Just think of it this way. You only put on two pounds a year. That's nothing. That's nothing. That really isn't a big deal at all. Free agency. Oh, we're just not talking about your overweightness anymore?
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Yeah, I mean, so what I was going to say was I felt like Devontae Adams doesn't even qualify for this, right? Because you're saying who's going to have a bounce back? He was great last year. He was fine last year.
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Yeah, then I would go with Devontae Adams also. DeAndre Hopkins, you do... I think that if you're going with him, you're wondering, oh, is this going to be like Derrick Henry, where all of a sudden, oh my gosh, look, I forgot how great this person was, which I don't know if that's how that's going to work at the wide receiver position. Because the Chiefs also...
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The Chiefs is a place where it's kind of the opposite, right, from what you were just describing with the Ravens, where the Chiefs bring in, like, any name off the street, and then they come and, like, oh, wow, Hunt, like, he's two touchdowns a game.
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He's really good. You get anyone, you plug them in there, they seem to work. Oh, MVS is back. Wow, that's shocking. Look, he can still play. Like, these are the things that happen with the Chiefs, and for whatever reason, it didn't happen with DeAndre Hopkins.
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The only thing with Devontae Adams that is maybe working against him is that he doesn't have his friend Aaron Rodgers just force-feeding him the ball every single time he gets the chance to.
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Cause he had good numbers with the jets, but Aaron was forcing him to ball. Like he, he had a, like 196 yard game. And it's like, cause Aaron was just feeding him any chance that he got. And I wonder if that's fine.
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Do you have any more Mike? All right, I got one more. Two minutes.
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But, Fuentes, don't get your feelings hurt. You can answer it, too. Okay.
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Man, here's the thing. It's because I was going to surprise you. We have a new game that we're going to play next segment called Is It Over?
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The thing about the 49ers and the Yankees is the 49ers lost everyone. But they still have Brock Purdy. So now we're really going to find out Brock Purdy. If you're the 49ers, you don't give them the big deal yet, right? Now is when you're like, oh, let's see what Brock Purdy actually has. Let's see how much money we're really going to invest in him.
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We'll get to the 49ers later. We have a lot to talk about. So we had an episode last Friday. Right as free agency was kind of kicking off and then Sunday, business picked up in the NFL. Things kind of went a little bit crazy and...
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Because, I mean, Brock Purdy is going to have to work this season to keep the 49ers relevant. The Yankees, man, are they plagued with injuries. They lost Garrett Cole. John Carlos Stanton has something going on. He doesn't have any working limbs.
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Yeah, they're in a position, though, the Yankees, where they make free agent signings, and they'll be active at the deadline. So I'm going to go with the 49ers. Fuentes? Take your time on the answer, too.
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I was going to say, what do you think you can get for him at this point? Just because you never know if he's going to be healthy or not.
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Yeah. When we come back, A new game called Is It Over? Is it over? Where we discuss, is it over for the 49ers or not? I feel like we did a good job. I feel like we got more Mike Lee in there. We didn't go too far over. We got Fuentes' thoughts and we included him, which is the most important thing. I hope that we're trending towards a better day for him.
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even though things have been going poorly. I want to play a game called Is It Over? And this is the way that it works. Fuentes, Mikey, this is how it goes. I will give you a situation or a team or a scenario or whatever, and then I will say, Is it over? And then you, the listening audience, you can play along at home if you would like.
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They've slowed down some, but it's been a busy week in terms of movement, in terms of free agent signings, in terms of people just getting cut because they couldn't get traded from their team. Lots of rumors, lots of things out there. And then Josh Allen, who just wins the MVP and who already had a long-term deal, has now re-upped, and he has the most guaranteed money, I think, of any quarterback.
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Also, you can give us your thoughts either on Twitter or just say them out loud while you're listening. And then we'll all determine whether or not it is, in fact, over. Or actually, now that we're talking it out, Fuentes, Mikey, we could make this a debate segment where I can say, is it over? And one of you explains why it is. And the other one debates saying why it is not over.
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I like that idea better. All right. Okay. So in this first example, Mikey, you are going to be arguing why it is not over. And Fuentes, you will be arguing why it is over. Ready? Do we get the game now, Fuentes? Yes.
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yes okay great so here we go brand new segment called is it over who wants to go first mike you're fuentes i'll go first okay so you're gonna tell us you're gonna tell us why why it is not over sure and then fuentes will tell us why it is over fuentes do you think you can handle being the doom and gloom of this scenario Is it over? The Eagles championship window. They just won the Super Bowl.
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They lost a lot of people. Has that championship window closed with a championship? Mikey?
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You're arguing that it is over. Thanks for listening.
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All right. I've hit my hand on the table because I don't have a gavel.
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I'm siding with Fuentes. I think that he made the better argument. I'm not saying I think it's over, but I think he made a better argument. Sorry, Mikey.
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Okay, great. Is it over? The Bears living in last place.
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He's not making the most annual salary per year. Dak is still making more than him at $60 million. I think Josh is now up to $55 million. I saw an interview, or I saw, I should rephrase that. I saw headlines from an interview with Josh Allen, where I guess they were asking him the difference between him and Dak.
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How about this? You're the positive, but you can explain why it's over and then Quintus will tell us why it's not over.
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Sure. Not really, but that's fine. We'll go that way.
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All right, I'm not even sure if that's true. I'm just saying that would be the reason I'm giving that one to Mikey not because I believe it but because you confuse the hell out of me I don't know what the question was confusing if we're being fair the question The question is not confusing it's just are they still gonna be allowed to find whatever Oh, you know what?
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I'll be the first person this episode to take accountability. That was my fault. All right last one. Oh Is it over Braxton Berrios and Alex Earl's relationship? Braxton now has left Miami. He's going to Houston. Alex kind of has a Miami. She's known as a Miami person, even though she's, I think from New Jersey or something. So now that he's with the Texans, is it over Mikey?
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I'm going to write that down. So Houston has great Vietnamese food. Mike Fuentes says... I'm going to give that one to Mikey just because I do like the concept of love conquering all. We do love love on this show. We do love love. Very pro love.
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And he said something along the lines of, I know this is crazy, but how much is $5 million really going to affect my life? I'm very lucky. I'm very fortunate. And it's a very nice thing to say in terms of let's use that money to help other people. But Good Lord, how much is $5 million a year going to change my life? It's like, oh, my God.
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Really? But they'll still kind of keep the Bears in last place.
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Okay. All right. Well, that'll do it for this week. See you next time. God bless football, everyone.
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I wish I was in a position where it's like, how much is $5,000 going to save my life? You know what I mean? And I don't have any ill will towards Josh Allen at all, but I'm happy for him. I've become a Josh Allen guy, I think, Mikey. And I don't know. I'm very uncomfortable with it.
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if I'm going to be honest with you, because the Bills are in the division, and Josh Allen is the reason the Dolphins miss the playoffs every year, right? So I can't outright be a Josh Allen fan. I can't outright...
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The Dolphins are the reasons the Dolphins make the playoffs. But if the Bills were the Jets, the Dolphins would be in the playoffs. You know what I mean? Like, that's the way I'm looking at it.
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Okay. Yeah. You're right. The Bills are basically two guaranteed losses on the Dolphins' schedule every season. So when you miss the playoffs by, like, a game, the Bills are who I'm blaming for the Dolphins not making the playoffs. But, again, and just what a captivating spirit he has where just one sit-down with him completely changed everything. You guys bonded at the Super Bowl. I know.
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Yeah. I mean, I, yeah, but that was just, I think that's just him. I think he's just a captivating personality and I think he just charms people and then he goes on and breaks their hearts and spirits, you know?
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Not at all. I don't believe that at all just because it was just one interaction on a day where he did probably 20 interviews. So, like, no, I don't think he has any clue who I am. Yeah, but it was a special one.
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That's fine. had we seen no definitely not had we seen him had i gone to uh the golf tournaments two guys goes to where he claims he saw him maybe because it was a couple months later but no that ship has sailed the josh allen budding friendship is uh is long gone he has better media connections you know who we fell off and this is not football related hey dk metcalf is a stealer you know who uh
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You know who we had a long-term somewhat relationship with that really fell off? And I haven't seen him really doing a ton of anything right now. Like he had a moment and he's fallen off and maybe it's time for us to revisit it. Not in the NFL, but Max Homa. Like Max Homa was a guy that he was like on all the podcasts. He was out there very charming. He had his kid. He was still doing some stuff.
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And now I don't really see him kind of around as much. So I wonder if maybe this is our opportunity to sneak back in there.
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with home on be his homies again right is that what we call ourselves i didn't remember yeah we were the homies um i would say he's got to win the problem is if he wins then he doesn't want to come do exactly right we need to get down we get we need to get back with him when he's down on his luck i think yeah yeah that's the move and i'm following golf very closely so i know exactly how he's doing in the tournaments so okay yeah as much as you follow football
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Not that much. Dude, I bought so many football books this offseason to study up for next season. It's kind of crazy. I got so many books that I bought a bookshelf to put them on right here off to my side. I'm really studying up on defensive schemes. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, you wouldn't believe it.
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Well, my focus at the moment... is preparing for the drafts or my focus at the more at the moment is preparing to prepare for the draft. Once the draft has come, then I'm really going to start digging into the X's and O's and, you know, next season, if there is one next season, we're going to be talking about, uh, defensive offensive schemes, play calling.
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I can tell you about, uh, Bill Belichick's philosophies, you know, you know, one of the problems that I'm going to tell you. And, uh, I'll show you the book and I'll probably get made fun of for this, but it's called Defensive Football Strategies that I'm really going to dig into here. Here's the problem with this book is that it's quite dated, right?
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You're not wrong. I still am kind of trying to figure out if I like that as the opening of the show or not, which at this point in the show's run doesn't matter, you know? No. No, it doesn't. I guess we'll just continue God-blessing football. You want me to start again? Ready? God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
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Now, because of the fact that it's so dated, we have... A lot of contributors to the book, a lot of different coaches over the years that tell you, like, here's how you do the 6-2-2-1 against the running game, right? And then there's, like, a coach that tells you how to do the 6-2-2-1 against the running game, right? Perfectly fine. I understand that there's a lot of coaches, a lot of insight.
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Bob Stoops is in here. george welsh is in here like there's a lot of strategies and a lot of signature things that are in here both shem black shem beckler sorry now here's the problem this was published over 20 years ago and i didn't realize this when fuentes metabolism was still running good yeah when his metabolism was in tip-top shape is when uh is when this book came up here now
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Here's the problem, is that on page 35, we have a whole chapter on contrasting the seven and eight man fronts. And... That portion was written by Jerry Sandusky.
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So I may skip that portion and just never really understand the difference between the seven and eight-man fronts.
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Yeah, I think it's understandable, especially if I explain to them if we're breaking down the seven versus eight-man fronts, and they're like, Billy, a little bit of a hole in your knowledge there. I'll say, you know, here's the problem. I was reading my AFCA defensive football strategies book and that portion couldn't, couldn't get behind that chapter. I just really, I, I had to take a stand.
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If you stand for nothing, you fall for anything, they say, and this might be where my stand is.
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Yeah. So, anyways, the Steelers now have an interesting situation. I don't know why we're talking about the Steelers, but the Steelers got DK Metcalf. The Steelers have George Pickens, at least for now, unless they try to move him for whatever reason. But they don't have a quarterback, and this is now posing an interesting situation for the Steelers because...
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Rumors are swirling of potential interest in your former quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers has officially been released and the Jets are eating the $49 million cap hit or whatever they have to pay him now, which is crazy. So he could now, in turn, go to the Steelers, which people think could be a good fit. I have said that I don't know why Mike Tomlin would invite him into that.
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And at the moment, Russell Wilson has met with the Browns or is meeting with the Browns, so he may find a future home. So that is one question mark that we still have out there in terms of quarterbacks. Aside from that, a lot of the quarterbacking questions have been answered.
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The Vikings one is also still a question mark because there's JJ McCarthy, who they drafted last season, but he missed all of last season with an injury. So we don't know where they stand on him, if he's going to be their starter, if they're going to bring someone in. Daniel Jones was promised that he would be their guy. And then Daniel Jones decided, you know what?
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Indiana, Indiana Jones, I recall him headed towards Indiana. Now he's going to be a backup in Indiana. So the quarterback carousel quite active so far this season, Mikey.
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That was even worse. That was better. I thought that was better. I think the thing with Mike Fuentes is he wants to... How do I best describe this? He wants... No, well, that, yes, obviously. But I think aesthetically, he wants to be...
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We also didn't address... Well, I know why Rodgers would go there. I don't know why Tomlin would want him unless you think what you saw from him is good enough. You guys, the Jets, also, surprise, you found your new quarterback in Justin Fields, also a former Steeler. The Indiana thing makes sense if you're Daniel Jones, I think, because what you're guessing is...
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Anthony Richardson is going to get a boo-boo at some point in the season, and I'm going to see the field. And if I do good on that option in the field, I could be Joe Flacco.
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That is true. And by the way, Joe Flacco's still out there, just kind of wandering around. Guys, we have a lot of fun segments for you today. We have a fan favorite, More Mikely, which is going to be coming up next. And then we have the debut of a new segment called Is It Over?
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Well, I think it was offered to Caitlyn and she rejected it, which, by the way, is good for her because she has absolutely nothing to gain from that stunt. Because I think that the prize is like $50,000, which of her player salary, it's like more than two-thirds of her player salary. But also, if you lose, then of course you lost.
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Have fun.
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Do you? Okay, I'm not sure. It's a small one. No, I think it might be upside down. Really? I can't see, though, because I'm not looking. That's the whole point. Wait, hold on a second. I have an idea for this. We got music for this?
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I can't believe how creative you guys are. By the way, don't look now, which we just came up with, is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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You guys ever do superheroes? Is that what we're talking about here?
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I think what's going on here, if we're in a full disclosure here, with New Game full disclosure, we're being very careful with that mask because it's for a company that doesn't sponsor us anymore.
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I want you to imagine a future. I think the way this works is someone else wears the blindfold and you say don't look now and they're blindfolded. No, no, but I'm not looking.
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Wide receiver and corner, Dan, for Vrabes. Come on. He's going to love that. You got to go to the next one. He looked at that one.
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Oh, man. Stop looking, Dan. It was accidental. It was accidental. It was fine. You're teasing me with the things you're saying.
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But if you acknowledge it, it seems like you're looking at it. What it is is it's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. We all know that. Do we have any more of these? Well, do you have one? I thought you were prepared for this.
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Wow. Duvall. Some people were saying, you know what, that's a landing spot for Aaron Rodgers.
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Wait, hold on. Don't look now. This is a sidebar to that. Don't look now. And it's something that I put out there on God Boots Football, which is available today. But I'm curious your thoughts on this. Don't look at it, though. If Aaron Rodgers goes to the Steelers and ends Mike Tomlin's streak of not having a winning season, I say out of the Hall of Fame. Don't look now.
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Mike Tomlin becomes out of the Hall of Fame? No, Aaron Rodgers out of the Hall of Fame.
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It's just creepy. Jacksonville's a weird place, huh? It is. Yeah. For a number of reasons, but the Jaguars seems like a weird place in Jacksonville.
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Stop looking.
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You want to start the bet again? We can start the music again. Let me check my paper.
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That's not great. Not good. Something's got to give.
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There's a lot of people that don't know my name around these parts. Like when I checked into the hotel at Super Bowl, we couldn't find my room. And we were looking and looking and looking and I said, try Ben Lyons because that's been a mistake that's happened. And they didn't find my room under Ben Lyons. And it turns out it was under William Gill, which I've never been.
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I'm like, do you want me to change? I'm like, yes, please. And then other times there's like a 2L in my last name situation that's confusing.
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What's that now?
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guillermo well i mean if i'm gonna say it properly and also what's your pin number on your atm hold on a second last four years social guillermo luis hill so even gill isn't my last name if we're gonna be perfectly honest yeah and people only found that out because of luis hill pitcher for the yankees also my dad's name and my grandfather r.i.p but neither the pitcher
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Are we talking about the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo? That very bucket. It was a busy week for the Venmo bucket. By our records, we had one fine. $20 to David Sampson for coughing. No, your records are wrong. Let the records show.
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Greg Cody had an assortment of fines. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there was a situation where you took his phone and you guessed his password.
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Oh, you haven't seen what he looks like? No. He looks like crap. Can I... That was unnecessary.
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Can I ask you guys a delicate question that I think we've all been wondering, and if you can, put the video of George Lopez dancing again, because it's related to this video. A lot of us are thinking it, and no one, I don't think, has asked it, but does Jennifer Hudson actually have a show, or does she just make people dance in a hallway? I don't know.
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Because I don't think I've ever seen a clip of her actual show. But every day I just see pictures of people dancing in the hallway, be it George Lopez or Dan Orlovsky or whoever. There's just always people dancing down the hallway.
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I've never seen one of these videos before. This is a thing. This is a video. She has her guests dance down the hallway and her staff serenades the celebrities. By saying their name. Dancing down the hallway to the stage. But I have never seen a clip of the actual show. Just videos of everything. everyone dancing in the hallway or like awkwardly like walking, like what am I supposed to do now?
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Yeah. What channel is her show on? I don't know. It's just on Twitter and Instagram and it's just videos of people dancing. I don't know that they actually go anywhere.
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But because of these videos, I'm telling you, if you look, it's all of these videos. Look at the one, and I don't think we have time to do it, but look at the one that's a guy that everyone accused of being Dan Orlovsky, and he can't shake it.
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Dan Orlovsky is now known for two things, running out of the end zone and dancing while walking down the hall of the Jennifer Hudson show that he was never on. It was not Dan Orlovsky, but they continued to bring it up and ask him about it. Because the guy has his hair cut.
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We have a betrayal video out here. It is not the Dan Orlovsky video, but it is Rex Ryan or Rob Ryan dancing sadly at media night.
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It's a great question.
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From the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo. Yes. Got it.
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When we were in New Orleans for the Super Bowl at Radio Row, we spoke to someone who has trafficked in these waters before in Sean Stilato, who is Daniel Jones's agent. And he mentioned that he has an agent, which is kind of like, well, OK, why does your agent need an agent? But he said something that I thought was interesting and hadn't considered.
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He's like, yeah, to be perfectly honest with you, going viral was great, not just for me, but for my clients, because I have so many brands that have reached out because they want me to do things that then I get work for my clients and I get them endorsements also, which is not the way you would think it would work out at all.
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But somehow he's managed to have the moment of him out there in his suit that went around, get more work for his clients that they wouldn't have normally gotten because of him.
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With all the rings on too, Dan, what kind of message was he sending there? What do you think? Don't look now. But he was wearing all his Super Bowl rings after he was kind of pushed out of the league.
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Don't look now, though. Would you watch a Bill Belichick sex tape? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, come on, for sure.
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It's hard to say no, right? You can't say no.
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Yeah, surprising. Good-looking chest, dude. Weird, but not bad. Better than mine.
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it's a crazy weekend there's too much going on there's the boat show here locally the arts festival here locally nba all-star game is going on there's the hockey thing going on the great american races this weekend a lot of things valentine's day valentine's day yeah too many days president's day we don't have a show on monday you know really i think you still have to come in jeremy
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You know what I was thinking the other day? And you guys will judge me, and I guess, Dan, this may be why you think that I'm weird, right? So we just invented days, right? Like someone, the Mayans, the Aztecs, whoever, just invented the calendar, invented days, right? Right. And like if you were going, you know, in a circle, you could just decide a year is 360 days instead of 365 days.
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And you could also break things up into 12 even months of 30 days each. And then have 360 days, which would represent like 360 degrees. So things could go full circle rather than 365 with this slightly off. And then you need to figure out where's the 31, where's the 30, there's a 28 here, a 29. That's how you know, knuckle. No, the knuckle thing is real.
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Knuckle between, knuckle between, knuckle between. Why didn't we just decide on 360 days? Because then when you go full circle, it's 360 degrees. So January 1st to January 31st, full circle, 360 days. We were in charge of that.
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Around the sun. No, no. No. Pardon me, but no.
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I'm not going to take a quiz. Can I tell you something about space science? Please do. It's Neil deGrasse Tyson going up, just making up shit as he goes. And then everyone's like, wow, you're so smart. Don't look into him, by the way. Wow, you're so smart. You know so much about the space and the cosmos and the this and the that. And it's like largely speculative.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson has not traveled one million light years away from us. He can look in a telescope, but guess what? See, the same thing we see. Remember when someone looked in a telescope and it was a piece of sausage, a little piece of salami, and they're like, look, this is planet Neptune XYZP3 in the galaxy XY blah, blah, blah.
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I'm like, wow, this is the clearest photo we've ever seen of that. And it's like, nope, it was an astronomer's sandwich. Tricked ya. That's space science in a nutshell. I was part of astronomy club. that I can believe it is the nerdiest thing ever
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Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? Like, I'm envious of Lucy. Like, I wish that I could still be happy.
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That's a number one.
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What an evolution for Tyrese and Ludacris, huh? Like they started as just guys who were their bookies, really just kind of having street races. And then all of a sudden they're like scientists and they're in space and they know how to diffuse nuclear submarines and everything. It's quite the evolution.
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There's just something about being disavowed by your nation, O'Shea. You know what I mean? There's nothing like when your nation disavows you.
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Gotta go Shaquille O'Neal, dude. LeBron James is right there, O'Shea. Number two.
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You only gave him three, Dan.
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Mina's a rattlesnake was great too. I want to get there. Like, in my life. Like, I want to be Rob Ryan. I mean, you're a yammerer, dude. What? Me? How so?
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When you said that you have word association with Rob Ryan and it's empty pizza boxes, I also have word association with Rob Ryan. And it's because of a video that I was sent that it wasn't, you know, the nicest video to be sent. And it was media night for the Super Bowl 2020 in Miami. There's like a welcome media party, usually like on the Monday or the Tuesday.
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And this one was, I believe, at the Port of Miami at one of like the cruise ship. Yeah, one of the terminals. And I didn't go. I heard that it was kind of a mess getting there, getting in and out.
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But I had a spy that was there that throughout the night was sending me videos of Rob Ryan dancing because there was like a live band or music that was playing and there was one person dancing and it was Rob Ryan and he was loving it.
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Well, I mean, I can just play it for you if you want. Again, if you want to participate in this.
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The sponsor, as you mentioned, is Boost Mobile, 305-486-GODS if you want to do this. Boldest take from the weekend. And we can, you know... We usually air them earlier in the week, but this week we had this compilation. I'm going to be honest. I chuckled.
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It wasn't a coy chuckle, though. It was like I was on the couch. I was like, ha!
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Just put on there a meeting with whoever it is. And then I would even, and I hope, does Valerie listen to the show? She's probably listening because she's like, where is Dan? My wife doesn't listen to the show either. So don't feel bad. Don't think it's like a personal thing. Valerie doesn't listen to the show. It's not. All of our spouses hate the show.
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It's not the show, it's us that they really are tired of. It's the show too, they resent it. I think what we should do is the five of us in here should make a pact, right? And I think that we should all come up with a code word together for no reason other than funsies.
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And then what you do, Dan, is you tell your assistant whenever it is that you have errands to run or whatever and you don't want Valerie to know, you say that I have a meeting with and then the code word, like the code name. And that's just like a fun little thing for all of us to share together. And then we can all use that on our own thing.
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So then when you're like, hey, Jeremy, I can't do pitch clock or whatever. I have a meeting with Keith or whatever name we decide.
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Then we know, no, not Kyle, because Kyle, it's really going to confuse Chris if we do that. So we can't, like, don't let, let's not overcomplicate things.
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And it's not because I'm asking her to. No, I know, but you instruct on Valentine's Day, all nonsense. Okay. No business. Okay, all nonsense. All nonsense on Valentine's Day.
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I don't think that I would classify myself as strange. I think I would classify myself as a nonconformist who's not much interested in society's views of him. Yeah, you're an anarchist. No, not an anarchist. I'm fine. I'm strange. Okay, I'm strange. Whatever. I like what I like, and that's fine.
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Two guts. And then to take it a step further, you know, just a couple weeks ago, James Corden was stepping down and said, you know who would be a great replacement for him? Me. I could do that. I could replace James Corden, right? I actually agree with you on that. If I don't have to move to L.A.
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and I could just do this somewhere near the Tamiami area, like they have an old, you know, theater that's kind of abandoned right now. Maybe we do something there. I mean, people like to come to Miami, right? Turn the abandoned Kmart into your late, late show studio.
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my god guys i saw something the other day and we'll get back to whatever it is that we were talking about thank you i appreciate you allowing me that uh privilege i saw something the other day and like we can criticize the kelsey's for any number of things right like it's just sometimes it's overexposure it's too many things on the kelsey's the kelsey's reinvented cereal and i didn't even know that cereal needed to be or could be reinvented and they made a mix they must have made a deal with like general mills or something
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Right. Where they basically took like three of General Mills is most popular cereals and they just re-released it as like a Kelsey mix. So I have a picture of it right here, which is not great. So TV, if you want, you just scroll on Twitter.
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Yeah, all mixed together in one box. So like they just did like a third. Oh my God, it's diabetes in a box. Like honestly.
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Yeah. That's too much. No, it's great. I didn't buy it, but it's great. No, it's going to be incredible.
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Yeah. So what are we doing for Valentine's Day? Do we get the gifts? Are we doing flowers? Do you need to do more than just flowers? I'm getting that for Lehman.
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Yeah, you should. 1-800-Flowers. Shout out to them, you know.
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Go to 1-800-Flowers, obviously. Should have already done that. That is taken care of.
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It's not too late, I don't think. What do they do? they should shop local yeah you yeah you can go around uh i think that you need to get honestly at this point in time it depends on your budget right but i think that the way you can get away with it if you don't want to spend a lot of money is you just get a lot of nonsense again we just fill our schedule with nonsense for the day
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And then you get a lot of nonsense and then you fill it with why it's meaningful and why it's so important to you and to your spouse. And then if you can find things that are actually meaningful, that's absolutely great. But if you can't, then what you do is you get something so obscure and so meaningless that what you do is you then try to take it back to like your first date or second date.
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Exactly right. You just get something that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever. And you lie. Hold on a second. Something so bland that could be simply forgotten because why would anyone remember it? And then what happens? There's no way to disprove it, right?
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And then your spouse or significant other in turn feels bad for not having such a fondness for this item that you think is so important to your relationship that you just made up because you forgot about Valentine's Day. That then it strengthens your bond.
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The problem is you also then need to kind of really like what that is because then that will be a meaningful thing in your relationship moving forward. So like partially lie, but if you're on a budget, what you need to do is just get trinkets and then try to fill it with meaning. And then you just write like a nice letter. The problem is it's always like this thing like, I love you so much.
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Thank you for being part of my life. Journey this, whatever. Our souls united. Something about boats. And then boom, done. XOXO.
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That's why they call me Carrie Strug of love.
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Listen, I think everybody knows that the true foundation of a healthy relationship is a good dollop of lying. Yeah.
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Do you guys make Valentine's Day and other holidays a contest also? Like, you want to win Valentine's Day, right? You try to see what it is that the gift was, and they're like, I'm going to get a better gift, and I'm really going to make you feel bad.
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Imagine the Harbaugh's doing Valentine's Day. Not to bring this back to sports.
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So you are the opposite. Yeah. Well, because like it like Valentine's Day is to make your partner feel bad. But there's different ways of making them feel bad. There's either the guilt of, oh, wow, I didn't do enough. Or then just the feeling bad of they didn't do enough for me. They don't love me. So there's only two feelings and it's bad or bad.
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So you need to choose which bad you want to deliver that day.
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This is dangerous ground, but did you and Lebo get each other Valentine's gifts? I don't understand why this is a particularly- That I appreciate love more.
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They could just be in drafts, and they were scheduled to send, or maybe you put the wrong year, and then we're really going to get confused. Next February, we're going to get so many emails.
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The color of the stuff that comes out of babies is wild. It's diabolical sometimes. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's yellow. There's a dark brown, a light brown. There's purple. It's insane how much whatever they eat. The first one is black.
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Like tar. Like tar. You could fix a roof with baby poop when it comes out the first couple weeks. It's crazy, Dan.
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Yeah. And sticky. And the crazy thing is... Doesn't smell. At all?
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Like doesn't smell like anything.
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Doesn't smell like anything. And then all of a sudden you hit like one and you're like, what? Like what is this horrific smell? Is there a dead animal in the house? And it's like, no, the baby's poop smell kicked in. And now it's terrible forever. But it starts at like one years old.
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You have like a year where it doesn't smell like anything. So it's like, I don't care about any of this. You get it on your hand. You're like, yeah, whatever. You lick it off.
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I never knew this. I got to tell you something. If you guys have children, they don't teach you anything. Not a thing. Like these movies that are like, oh, I need to go to parenting class. That's not a thing that exists. I mean, I guess it is if someone's out there trying to, you know, take money from you, they'll tell you like, oh, I'll teach you how to be a parent.
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But like, they send you out of the dealership without even a manual on this car. They're just like, you ready to go? And you're like, oh, this baby popped out like 24 hours ago. They're like, Yep, you got this. Good luck. They don't even walk you to the car anymore, Dan.
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She doesn't even have the brakes of the wheelchair on. By herself. Well, don't mention the hospital. Sorry.
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And they make a ton of them, by the way. Oh, they won't shut up. At 2 in the morning, it's like... Oh, my God. Shut up. Exactly. Grunting. I was like, did we bring home a pig? What is this? And then the arms are flailing and you're like, oh, is she okay? Oh, no. You got to put it in a swaddle. Swaddle that baby. Swaddle that baby hard.
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Tough shit. That's what you say. Hey, baby. Tough shit. You're getting swaddled today.
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No. Rookie move. She sleeps like this. You've lost all control. Have another kid because you've lost control of that one. That kid is never going to listen to you now. If that kid doesn't put on the swaddle properly, you're never going to get control of that child. It's a lost battle. Okay, so next one? Next baby. Give up on this one already. Lovely, just give up on it. Lost cause, this baby.
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You need to let the baby know really early on who's boss. And it's hard to do so because you see the baby like, oh, I love you. You're in charge. But you're the boss. And never forget it.
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Yeah, I was worried how that story was going to start because I thought that we wanted to have a channel dedicated to following Tyreek Hill around 24 hours a day, which I thought, bad idea, bad idea. We don't need that.
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Well, I think Tyreek wanted to do a shorter distance, so then it's all about the burst at the start.
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You got to sell on him, right? Like, if you can get anything for Tyreek Hill, you sell now. Because before, it's too late.
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Well, none of that was his fault. He walked us through what happened. What is he supposed to do? That's Miami.
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I've never heard that a tow truck company, who we all know are super on the up and up,
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decide to abide by you owe sun pass bills and we're not going to give it back to you like i i think respectfully to all tow truck drivers and tow truck companies out there and trust me i don't want to get on your wrong side because i don't want my car to go missing but i would think that they don't exactly have the closest relationship with the law since they're stealing your car
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The timelines didn't line up because he said that the reservations were at 8 and that he had to eat dinner quick to go watch the game when kickoff was at 6.30. So there's kind of like, I don't exactly know what timeline was here. He said he was in Miami, so it wasn't a situation at time zones, which can be very tricky. We've gone over that a number of times. But that wasn't at play there.
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yeah kyle's like go ahead kyle please go they're both kyle yeah i don't we don't have requirements in my in fact i forgot today was valentine's day until i woke up and lehman handed me a gift card to get a massage and a book about cold war spies and i'm like i love valentine hell yeah that's a sweet man okay so what do you do now because like dan this is one of the benefits of working on valentine's day that you didn't consider is you you get to rush out of the house right and you're like oh valerie i have to go to work don't worry we got something big planned later
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Like Billy. Wait, what? I think I'm normal. I know that people think I'm strange. In my world, I'm the most normal thing.
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then you have like a shorter day and now is when you spend the time planning what that big thing is later yeah now that you're out at work now is when you can do all of the Valentine's errands and then when you get home is when you go and you do like the big gesture and by the way also if you do like what you think is a big gesture and it gets a bad reception early on then you have all of work to figure out how to make up for the fact that you had a bad gesture in the morning and
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Here's some lure. Exactly. You never mentioned it.
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You tell him, these worms are going to die. I've been planning it for months. I just couldn't get it before.
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Do you think strange people? No, because everyone else is strange to me.
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This is perfect. Now you're not even lying.
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Well, I mean, I appreciate that gift. But now you have time to go do stuff. Valerie, yeah, it was a long day. Lots of me. You're a big man of business now, Dad. You're a baron of sorts, you know. You have to go around. You have to have all these meetings and do all of these things. And just look, this is... This is why you have assistants. You just say, fill up my schedule with nonsense.
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So Saquon obviously had an incredible year, but you guys sound like Saquon, like, you know, you could show up in the Superbowl too. You know what I mean? Like people were waiting for you to score 200 yard games. Like, you know, big game, maybe, you know, I'm going to put a stamp on that too.
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When you look back at this playoff run, there's like, you know, dumb things that happen. And then you see like the media and how the fans react. Looking back to A.J. Brown reading a book on the sideline after a game. Do you look back at that and think, OK, that was ridiculous and it didn't really bother us at all?
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Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm going to do to keep cold in the warm heat? Enjoy a nice, cold Miller Lite. Winter weather, it's a great excuse to get your friends and family together. And now that it's going away, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to have to push my friends and family apart. No, bring them together with Miller Lite.
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From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. You know what? I want to toast to hockey, to hoops, to my friends, to my family.
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And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. And Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you.
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Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Not in beating the Chiefs, in beating the Chiefs with the Eagles. Yes. With the Eagles team.
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I'm eager to see how Chris Sims responds.
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Okay. Oh, wow. We'll get to this.
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I mean, Jesus. I have a – Peeling off quarterbacks. I mean – I have a new game that I want to debut today if you guys want to debut a game today.
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It is. Thank you for asking. I was going to get to that. It is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Do you want to play the game now? Do you want to build up to the game? What do you want to do?
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Yeah. My take. Yes, let's play the game. Yes. Let me ask you guys a question. I have a game for you. Let me ask you guys a question. Was there a quarterback in the playoffs that if you swapped out with Patrick Mahomes could have beat the Eagles? Yep.
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Josh Allen doesn't beat the Eagles? On the Chiefs.
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He also, by the way, if we're going to be honest, Patrick Mahomes was trying to be the hero on a number of plays where he had receivers that had he looked downfield, he probably could have hit or at least thrown to where he just decided, I'm Patrick Mahomes. I always get out of this. I'm going to get out of this again. And he was not getting out of it.
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All right, so I have a new game that I'd like to run by you guys, presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. Also, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka, and please drink responsibly. On that note also. So here's the game. We have played throughout the season if the season ended today. Of course. For years we've played if the season ended today. It's a good game.
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Year after year if the season ended today, if the season ended today. I have a classic spin on this game. Really? A spin on a classic game. A spin off, huh? Yeah. If the season started today. Oh.
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All right, Stu Gatz. Yes. We're running out of time here. Okay. And we debuted a new game. I teased another game. I don't know if we have time to play that game if you want to today. I found out a lot from Chris Sims that he gets $100 haircuts. He does.
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Oh, you want to play the game? Yes. How often do you think these $100 haircuts occur? For Sims? Yeah. I would say once every two to three weeks. I was talking to Fuentes off air, and we think because of the fact that he's on Football Night in America that they may be weekly.
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Like, he may have $400 a month budget for his haircut. Now, hold on. Did he give you specifics? Like, is it $100 plus tip, or that's including tip?
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Yeah, because if not, he'd be giving a $60 tip on a $40 haircut. Crimson's not getting a $40 haircut.
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40% for those doing the math. What can I be not great at professionally and then just talk about at an elite level where I become super rich? I need to find that. Right. I've done it. Football. Okay, so here's my game. It's called Aaron or Aaron. Oh, wow. All right. Wow. New game. Dropped them all out today, huh?
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I'll ask you a question, and then you have to tell me if you would trust Aaron Glenn or... Ooh. Or Aaron Rodgers, but just tell me Aaron. I'll take Aaron on that one, right? Okay, so Aaron or Aaron. Yeah, so the Jets just played a game. They were the originals that played this game of Aaron or Aaron, where they said, you know what? We need a new head coach.
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We're on to the next season already, boys. Off-season exclusive if the season started today. Wow. Actually, you know what? Wow. It doesn't even have to be an off-season exclusive. We could do this once the year starts and once the Bengals start 0-4 again. We could be like, but... If the season started today, where would you take Burrow and the Bengals? They'd be the best team.
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Not sure what we're going to do with the direction of this franchise. We have Aaron Glenn here. We have Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers, by the way, was told, and to Andrew Rossini, I believe, is the one that reported this, told, hey, if you want to stay on the Jets, no more Pat McAfee show. Yeah. And I guess that he said, no, I'm going to keep doing that. And they said, okay.
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Well, then in the original game of Aaron or Aaron, we're going with Aaron. Yes. They chose Aaron. And they went with Aaron Glenn. And they said, Aaron, hit the road, Jack. Yep. Yeah. Because that's how you do it when you play Aaron or Aaron. Yeah. Losing Aaron always has to hit the road. Hit the road, Jack. Okay. That's good to know. The world's number one vodka. Yes. Drink responsibly. Okay.
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Okay, so if it were up to you guys, Mike EA and Stu Gatz, and you had to choose Aaron Glenn or Aaron Rodgers to lead your team next year, would you go Aaron or Aaron?
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yep. All right. All right. Now. If you wanted someone to lead your team in a rousing speech to get the troops ready. Yes. Now you've known one for three years, the other one not as long. Are you going Aaron or Aaron? It has to be Aaron. Come on, man. It's easily Aaron. I can't choose Aaron Donald. It could be Aaron Donald, too, if you'd like.
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Well, in that case, I'm taking Aaron. Can it be Hank Aaron? Hammer and Hank could be. I'm going to take Aaron. All right. Yes. So Aaron. Mikey?
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Okay. Now, off the gridiron here, which is another segment that we can play later on in the offseason. But off the gridiron here, vacation time is coming around. Who are we vacationing with? Aaron or Aaron? Aaron. Aaron. God bless football. Oh, it's cold outside, but it's getting warmer. And you know what I'm going to do to keep cold in the warm heat? Enjoy a nice, cold Miller Lite.
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Winter weather, it's a great excuse to get your friends and family together. And now that it's going away, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to have to push my friends and family apart. No, bring them together with Miller Lite. From basketball and hockey to game night, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life.
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Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Now's a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. You know what? I want a toast to hockey, to hoops, to my friends, to my family. And you know what? I'm going to toast this Miller Lite to Miller Lite because it's the taste you can depend on.
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No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer. And Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly.
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They'd be in the tie for first place. Yeah, exactly right. So let's try this out today, see how it fits for size, and then maybe we store it away for a rainy day during the season. Because here's the thing. Smirnoff, they're in this with us. They're here to present. these segments for us. The world's number one vodka, please drink responsibly.
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Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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Yeah, presented, by the way, by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We did a countdown here right beforehand that you found it very weird. Like, most people just do 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You threw in, like, your own cadence, and you kind of threw everybody off a little bit.
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And Smirnoff is presenting that week after week after week. And we're going to try on if the season started today. And if it doesn't work out, then guess what? Next week, we're going to have another game also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka, please drink responsibly.
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No, I'm saying that we're going to try this game on for size. And if it doesn't fit, store it away for a rainy day. Maybe we do it during the regular season. Okay. But we're still going to play another game presented by Smirnoff next week. Okay. All right. So let me explain to you how this works. I know how it works. If the season started today. Right. I'm going to give you a scenario.
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If the season started today and then we have to take the team as is. Okay. And then project out how they would do if the season started today. So. Okay. If the season started today. I believe Tyrod Taylor would be the starting quarterback for the New York Jets. He would be, yes.
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You just want us to respond to that? Yeah, New York Jets. How are we feeling? Your team told Aaron to hit the road, Jack.
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No more, no more, no more, no more. Well, not to the Jets.
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All right. Flint has inspired me for a new game also. Oh, really? We can finish if the season started today. Yeah, we can finish if the season starts again, but I have a new game. It's called Aaron... Or Aaron? And I'll explain how that works in a moment. Okay, Mikey, back to you.
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Let me ask you guys something on this Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers scenario. Yeah. If Aaron Rodgers goes to the Steelers and Aaron Rodgers ends Mike Tomlin's winning streak for a winning season every year, not having a losing season as a coach. Right. I think that we could kick Aaron Rodgers out of the Hall of Fame, right, for ending that streak.
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I think if Aaron Rodgers wins the Super Bowl next year, you should shave your head.
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Dolphins need a legitimate serviceable backup.
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Yes. I don't think that Aaron is going to sign with a team to be a backup. It doesn't seem to be in Aaron's nature, so I really don't know where he's going to end up.
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And so I did 5-4-3. That's what happened. Is he? And then you pause to get him to jump. By the way, we're also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. So you try to get Mikey A to jump off sides.
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I mean, I would if I was you wonder, do my parents love me if they named me after the Dallas Cowboys?
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Are you guys tired of the whole Nick Sirianni thing? Your coach is taking to two Super Bowls in three years and everybody's been wanting him to get fired in Philadelphia.
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So now they, quote unquote, make edible cookie dough that it's fine to eat before you cook.
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so i will go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough to just go and i get the ones that are like the pre-cut like 20 you this makes 24 cookies and i'm like nope that makes 24 bite-sized snacks for me because i'm not going to make those into cookies so i'll go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough and uh and then i notice on the bogo it's like oh you know buy one get one free and the price for the buy one get one free is like 5.49 or something like that and it's like well hold on a second
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One of them last week was $369. So I'm buying one and getting one free. But the one that I'm paying for, you've increased the price from one week to the next about 180%. That's how they're getting you on these things. You think you're saving money and like you are if you wanted to, but also you're paying like a lot more for the one than you would normally. I'm on to the groceries, Gojo.
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Yeah. I'm going to start an Excel doc, and I'll spare everyone, but I'll share with you on what I found in terms of pricing, Gojo. Don't worry.
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i love gojo on the power a two for six dollars not knowing if one is like 220 dude no like like like you should be getting two for 450 you know well okay that's a whole nother thing like it used to be like you could get two for like 250 and now it's like two for seven dollars and it's like what is happening here and and don't get me started on shrinkflation where a 24 ounce bottle turned into a 20 ounce bottle i'm on to you guys i know what's going on all
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I'm not sure that's how they market them, but they could. They should. They should. I don't even know if it's they should, but they could.
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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Gojo, Bill Belichick to North Carolina. What do you think, huh?
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It does seem weird, right? And when is the last Patriots? I mean, it's pre-COVID, right? Their last Super Bowl. When was their last year that they won the Super Bowl? Because now a 17-year-old might have been, what, 11, 12? That's what I'm wondering. When Bill Belichick was dominating and was Bill Belichick and even then was like on the back end of it, right? Right.
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they'll know who Bill Belichick is, obviously, right? But I don't know that Bill, if he has the cachet, right? It was 2019, Billy, for what it's worth. I cannot imagine Bill Belichick strolling into someone's house to recruit them. That is another part of it, right? You assume he's going to put in all the work to get everything done, right? He's bringing on all these people.
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He's going to have his army of consultants and assistant coaches and all that. But I don't see Bill Belichick just driving around making house visits for some of these recruits and sitting on your couch and be like, we'd love to have your son come play for us. Like it just, I don't see it. I don't, I don't know why.
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Also though, like we used to think that about Nick Saban then would see videos of him doing the Cupid, the Cupid shuffle. Right. And like, He seems like he liked to have a good time, and he knew how to get the recruits. So we'll see. Maybe this is a new Bill. We also never thought we were going to see Bill leaving someone's house on a ring camera, right? That's true. Bill gets down.
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I think there's a lot we don't know about Belichick. I'm kind of with you.
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I mean... I think the one big difference... It's strange. I think the one big difference, though, Kojo, is that, like, so Bill's NFL... Coaching experience is closer to what college is now than Nick Saban's college coaching experiences to what coaching is now. Right.
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So like he's more I would almost say like more prepared and maybe more equipped for this new NIL environment than old school college coaches were.
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It's also a really strange situation because if you read into kind of how it all played out, It doesn't seem like they ever pursued him. He just kind of was like, you know what? I'd like to coach here. And this is how I was practice one day and just decided he wanted to stay. I mean, this is how I'd like it to go. And I'm going to give you this manifesto.
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If you believe this is how it went down, I'm going to give you this manifesto. And if you agree to all these terms, I'm going to come here. And then some people at the at the university were like, what? And then like some boosters are like, hell, yeah. And then there seems to have been some disarray even within the university as to whether or not he was going to coach there.
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Who's making this decision? So like Bill seems to be coming in and it's not like he has to conform to some standard because he just created his own and he just found the people that were going to pay the bills and make it happen. And they made it happen. So like, how are you even going to control this man at this point?
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Joe, one of those 11-1 teams that you mentioned may be participating in our national championship this weekend, Army. And you may not like this, Joe, because you do a lot for the armed services you have for the years. It's great what you're doing this weekend.
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But one of the disgraceful things that you did was in your college career, you beat up the armed services four games to none, three times in a row. How dare you, Theismann? Yeah, it's incredibly disrespectful. And we get on Mike Golick Sr. about this all the time because an argument can be made that your Notre Dame team is to blame for why Army is not in this playoff right now.
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And we say, because we do our own rankings around here, Joe, we say that wins against the armed services should count against your eligibility for the playoffs. Yeah.
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It's also a cool year because it's in Washington, D.C., which it isn't always in year. Obviously, Washington, D.C. legend. We can ask you about the commanders and a little bit later because they've had a surprising season. But you and RG3, both Washington commanders favorites, are having a cool giveaway that you're doing in conjunction with the game, the Recycled Rides giveaway.
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I still buy my parents birthday gifts. Are you saying at what age of like the person, the buyer or what age, the person of the receiver?
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Joe, have your children stopped giving you gifts yet? No. Okay, good. I was going to say the first, it seems like the first time is going to really hurt. And then after that, they just expect like, okay, my children are just in grades. They're not going to give me anything anymore. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I buy my Joe for the record. I buy my parents gifts still. Good. Good. He does. Yeah.
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But is it because is it because of your dad's age, Mikey, or is it because of your age?
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Mikey, guess what? What? I had the four o'clock surge that I needed last week in the listener league presented by Smirnoff, by the way. World's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. If you want to compete against us, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. And then you can do your weekly fantasy contest. You get a budget. You compete against us.
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New teams every week, which is why I go from 600th place to 59th after my late four o'clock. Game surge, but I still finished outside of the money, unfortunately. But this is the week. DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. I'm doing it. I'm not going to say first place. I'm going to say top seven. Top seven. That's my prediction for me this week. Thoughts?
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Okay. Well, realistically, I'm probably going to finish 470th or lower. So anyways, if you want to compete against us and beat us and take our money, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. That's our weekly listener league presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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He's got your jersey up. Jersey's there. Perfect. Perfect. I have a question for you. So I saw your normal co-host was out and you had a fill-in co-host. And I'm wondering why you never invite us to kind of co-host with you when it's time for fill-ins on your podcast, you know? Mm-hmm.
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I'll tell you right now, if you invite us to fill in with you on your podcast, we will fly up to NBC to do that with you. And expect it to levitate.
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Let me check. No, none of them are currently sponsoring us.
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Well, hold on a second, because, Chris, I have news for you that I don't think you're aware of. Not related to baseball. Get to baseball in a second. But God bless football. The show that you're on right now is nominated for Best American Football Podcast in the Sports Podcast Awards. Voting is open now. We would love we would love to get your endorsement.
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Tell people to come vote for us so that we could win this award. Do we have your endorsement?
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Well, I very much I very much appreciate that. And I appreciate your endorsement because one of the other shows that we're going up against is your brother, Matt, and your father, Phil's podcast for the exact award.
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You're not part of that podcast, but you're part of this one. So I feel like it's time for us to wage war on the Simses. You know what I mean?
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Going and losing is Tampa Bay Rays. Exactly. Exactly right. Well said, Philly.
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You have a decent path. You have to play Clemson in the first round and then Arizona State, then Oregon if Oregon is still around. Oregon or Ohio State. Oregon always loses a dumb one like every year and they haven't lost a dumb one yet this year. So you wonder if it's going to happen early on. But I mean, at the very least.
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100%. 100%. I can't have helped but notice earlier in the week, it seems like one of your siblings has once again given your father his favorite gift of all, another grandchild. Jesus.
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Chris, I'm wondering how you feel about this because you had a good game on Sunday night. You had a cute game. Packers, Seahawks, but you don't have the game. And I don't know why. I don't know why the NFL did not flex. What is the game? Oh, come on. You know what the game is now.
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Well, whatever. Regardless, either way, the NFL let you down by not flexing one of these games into Sunday night football because I feel like Bill's Lions is a big one. Steelers, Eagles, okay, fine, whatever. But Bill's Lions, Chris. Josh Allen is so good.
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well first first of all congratulations to your father congratulations to you to jake welcome to the world jordan uh yeah i was gonna ask though and it seems as though the answer is no is now is the the conversation the pressure on you like when are you going to deliver us a grandchild because they're they're fine their hands are full they have a new one right
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To what you were saying before, Josh Allen had a game last week that we've never seen from anyone ever. No one has had the three passing touchdowns, the three rushing touchdowns. He was just incredible. And Stu Gatz has been making the point all week, and I'm wondering if you will co-sign on this. He has said that Sean McDermott, Josh will never win with Sean McDermott as his coach.
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We have Mojo's picks and we have Gordy's picks, which is a shame because Gordy went 4-1 last week after a 5-0 week the week before. And here, what's that, K-Fun?
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I have him as 4-1, so I'm just going to give him the 4-1 there.
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In doing so, he also has extended his lead over K-Funk for the final standings here.
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Well, Carl has to go to court, so we don't have time for your victory speeches here. Let's get to the picks here. Let's do it. Blame me.
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Mojo has the Ravens. Okay. Who did Gordy take here?
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I can't believe that you're trying to celebrate a tie and calling it undefeated because you didn't technically lose, even though it was a tie.
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You're celebrating like you were 5-0. You weren't 5-0.
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Can I ask you a question to pivot slightly, but it's also along the lines of sadness here. I also can't help but notice you decorated your set for the holidays with one sad stocking behind your head.
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Carl's got to get to court, K-Punk. Hey, hey, hey, love it, love it. Great game.
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Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take? Mojo took the Packers. Gordy took the Seahawks. K-Funk hasn't picked yet.
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While I look over that tie, if you want, I can switch your picks from last week, Mike.
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You know what I'm going to put? I'm going to put British Mike, and then that'll just be last week's standings, and then the rest won't go against you. British Mike, not great.
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You're the Bears or the Vikings, K-Funk. Yes, thank you, Billy.
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Carl's got to get to court, K-Funk. Hurry it up.
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Wait a minute. Hold on a second. The Christmas tree is up year-round also.
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I, I'm starting to, and I mean this to be helpful. And I know that you're not going to take this this way, I'm starting to kind of connect these two stories. You know what I mean? Like the inability to find someone Santa Claus is always watching on your door year round. We have a Christmas tree year round.
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Like, I feel like if we make slight minor changes, maybe things will change in a larger way, you know?
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Maybe the sad Charlie Brown tree also is like, hmm, okay, what's happening here?
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Is your holiday decoration the Chris Simms jersey? Well, you know what? Now that you mention it, should I spruce up? I haven't even considered sprucing up the background for the holidays. Like I did my decorating like in the front of the house. I have very controversial Gojo, and I'm wondering, and we'll get to Bill Belichick eventually, maybe.
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I'm wondering your thoughts on this because this is kind of like a controversial opinion that some people have on the exterior decorating. How do you feel about inflatables? Some people don't like inflatables. They think inflatables are a cheat code.
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I'm a real I'm a real tree guy, but we don't have tree farms. I went to Home Depot and I got it out of a tent in a parking lot. It's not a boy. That's how we do it down here. What I did is I went and I cut the little wrapping With like a little pocket knife. I cut it. I banged it on the floor a couple times so it could stretch out. I could see what it looks like.
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I'm like, give it a little spin, a twirl. Good enough. This one's the one we're taking home this year. But like on the outside, Gojo, and this is why I ask. So, and I'll blame my daughters. That's fine. I have no shame. I'll blame infants. It doesn't matter. They won't know. We are an inflatable family, but a thematic inflatable family. Yeah. So, I will have...
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outside uh and i wonder if i should give all this information because then if you pass by these are very specific and you'll know where i live oh yeah i have i have a tropical holiday theme going on because it doesn't get very cold down here so i have a hula dancing santa a santa outside that actually like hula dances so i have a dancing santa i have a flamingo in an inner tube with a santa hat on and sunglasses and then this year
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I did my inflatable shopping in July because I said, I'm not daddy's not paying full price for this. I'm going to get this when this is on sale and when it's still available. So I started looking. Lo and behold, I found one. I've now added to the collection and I didn't realize the size until I inflated it. And that was that was that was part of my problem.
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But also a pleasant surprise for me and my daughters. My wife, not so much. Didn't love the surprise as much as I did. Because I inflated it. I inflated it inside the house just to show my daughters before I did it outside. And I hit the ceiling, hit the ceiling. Now I have low ceilings in the room where I did it, but I got an eight foot tall.
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An eight foot tall snowman with sunglasses holding a surfboard and then a giant inflatable palm tree behind said snowman. Oh, yeah.
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I did on Amazon. This is an Amazon. Oh, you hid your shame. Yeah, there is. There is, though, down here. And I'm assuming there are these. These exist everywhere. There's a year round Christmas store here.
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Year-round Christmas store. I didn't go to it because it's kind of far. And also, I don't really believe that the stuff is as on sale as they say. I worked in retail, okay? Guys, let me tell you something about Black Friday sales and about retail. Oftentimes, and now you'll see it on TikTok and the internet, same exact price.
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They'll just put a sticker with like new, like, oh my gosh, look, Christmas balls, new low price. You just move it to the side and like, oh, this is more expensive than it was last week.
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Here's another game that grocery stores in particular will pay. And this is where I noticed it. They're kindred spirits, Mikey. Have you noticed this?
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Well, you're closer to Gojo's dad's age than you are to his age. I know. I just don't want to accept it, Billy. Yeah. OK, so, Gojo, this is where I realized that that bogos are a scam often, which was I buy cookie dough and sometimes I like to just eat the cookie dough raw. You know what I mean? But not it's not good for you, I guess, because of the eggs in it or something.
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As John McCain used to say, it is always darkest just before it's pitch black. Dr. Richard Mufson, Mufson, M-U-F-S-O-N-D-D-S dot com. Thanks so much for being here.
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That was a Miami-Dade County Commission meeting, appropriately on April Fool's Day, Roy. Yeah, that makes sense. And we intercut the actual public comment that happened that day, along with Florida Surgeon General and Quack Ladapo in the House.
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More breaking news from the broken city of Miami, a story you'll hear only on Because Miami. It's Joe Carollo's fountain of death. The corrupt commissioner's unfinished five and a half million dollar Bayfront Park boondoggle right outside the window here is a money pit and possible death trap.
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A secret memo obtained exclusively by Because Miami reveals safety concerns about the risk of electrocution and drowning victims. In the newly restored Bayfront Park fountain, leading to a temporary rickety, rusted, rented chain link fence around the entire perimeter held up only by a few sandbags.
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This never before published internal memo provided to the trust in mid-December confirms the serious concerns. and Carollo's awareness of the deadly risks and possibility of personal injury lawsuits.
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The memo was reportedly sent by DG Aqua, the company that got a multi-million dollar no-bid emergency contract to restore the fountain, even though there was no emergency since the fountain had been shut down for 15 years. Where did then Bayfront Park chairman Joe Carollo find this company, you ask? None other than Mayer. Party!
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Francis Suarez introduced him to this company, which has never built a fountain in the United States before, apparently saying, how can I help? And the next thing you know, they got this crazy five and a half million dollar deal. What do you know about that? If you put garbage in, you're going to get garbage out.
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So this memo is entitled Safety Warnings at the Mildred and Claude Pepper Fountain and suggests the Park Trust immediately put up signs with what they call explicit warnings all around the fountain, which they never did. Nor did they ever report these concerns to the trust's insurance company. The memo reads in part to prevent incidents and legally protect the city.
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It is essential that the sign be clear, visible and in compliance with all applicable legal requirements. The signs are actually required by law in order to avoid legal liability if someone were to fall into the fountain. So they suggest strongly worded language for the warning signs in both English and Spanish.
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That includes this area contains mechanical and electrical equipment that presents significant risks, including the potential for injury, cuts and electrocution. The memo says they should place these signs in between every single speaker around the fountain. That means 50 signs. Instead, to this day... They have put zero signs up.
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And we intercut that with clips from the 1964 Stanley Kubrick classic Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in which a United States Air Force Brigadier General named Jack D. Ripper. Loses his mind over a communist conspiracy theory to poison Americans by putting fluoride in our water.
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The memo goes on to say we will design and propose a two foot railing to be placed on top of the wall made of aluminum. This was suggested by Mr. Joe Carollo during his visit to the fountain this week. This statement not only confirms that Joe Carollo knew about these life safety and liability issues, but also presents another major problem.
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That was part of the original design that the trust believed was included in the bid. It was in all the early renderings. It was supposed to provide both safety and be a seamless and organic part of the design. There were a couple versions proposed involving metal slats coming up out of the edge of the fountain bowl with metal rope fencing between them. But they never bothered to build them. Why?
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Maybe because the metal was too expensive and they were looking to cut costs and maximize profits. Or perhaps Joe Carollo, all sources say, was in such a rush to get the fountain done for the New Year's Eve party so he could show it off that he gave the company an extra $500,000 bonus for making that deadline.
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We had promised the residents of Miami that we were going to do this for them for this New Year's. And then the company could come back later, as they did, and get even more money to build something they were supposed to build in the first place.
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So all they did was put up this crappy, old, rented, temporary fence that looks like it's falling over and you could easily huff, puff and blow the thing right down. I'm told that fence has been up since construction last year, but was removed briefly for two political stunts.
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that New Year's Eve concert I told you about, and a February press conference, get this, announcing the so-called grand reopening of the fountain. That's right, it gets even more screwed up. Two months ago, on February 12th, the trust falsely claimed this incredible landmark is now restored for residents and tourists to enjoy its spectacular display of water, lights, and music.
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But it was all a lie.
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There was even a ribbon cutting with Mayor Ponzi Postolita, Francis Suarez. Mr. Mayor, you're brilliant. You were super smart. Crooked Commission Chair Christine King and, of course, disgraced former Bayfront Park Management Chairman Joe Carollo, who was actually served that night with yet another corruption lawsuit. Anyway, that ceremony was a total fraud.
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Despite the dog and pony show, the fountain still remains unfinished with no promised show or music or lights or water screen. Why? Because it's going to cost taxpayers another $50,000 to $100,000 per month. Sources say this was a pre-
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fountain, because when the ironically named trust board voted on only the restoration, but not the maintenance or operation of the fountain, the company gave them a lower bid for the construction under the theory of give a man a razor, sell him blades for life.
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It's like when you get like free software or download a free app, but then you need to subscribe monthly or you need to do in-app purchases. It's the same thing. they wanted to get this contract, a multi-year, multi-million dollar contract. And sources tell me it's possible that only DG Aqua can operate and maintain the fountain.
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So they're the only ones who could actually potentially get this contract. Like I said, pre- , like Apple, you know how Apple makes their own screwdrivers and their own screws proprietary for every product so you can't just take it anywhere for them to open up and repair it or tinker around with it?
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A source told me it might even be cheaper for the city and the taxpayers to bid out a totally new fountain and start the entire thing from scratch.
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This was a real bullshit John Birch Society conspiracy theory in the late 50s, 1960s. And he orders his attack wing to drop nuclear bombs on Russia, thus ending war. The earth. He destroys the earth in nuclear war over a nonsensical conspiracy theory about fluoride in our water. This was a dark political satire in 1964. And now we are living it in real life.
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It's the boondoggle that keeps on boondoggling. And it's now on its way to becoming the world's largest and most expensive homeless bidet. I just went by there today and discovered the fountain is completely empty, drained of water and filled with workers crawling all over it.
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It turns out now two months after the so-called grand reopening, they have to repaint the entire fountain because it's already showing signs of rust. And that is why the Miami Mafia is undefeated. Coral Gables Mayor Vince Lago is what you get when Joe Carollo mixes Ozempic with HGH. So he's got muscles? Yeah, but also— But he's not fat.
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A lot of muscle came very quickly, and along with it, alleged anger management issues.
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Allegedly.
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Yeah, I mean, we're talking about stories of him throwing his jacket off and lunging at the city manager kind of stories. Oh, that's not good. Yeah. And as I say, as I said this episode and I say probably every episode in Miami, we don't recycle our trash. We reelect it. I have to say congratulations to Vince Lago, who was reelected this week. You don't have to say that.
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As the Coral Gables mayor with 56 percent of the vote, with over 26 percent voter turnout, which, by the way, is more than double what it will be in the city of Miami for the elections this year. So that's at least impressive. That is civic engagement, right? 26 percent voter turnout.
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So I have to wish Vince Lago a hearty Magatav. And I look forward to attending more city commission meetings for public comment. In the meantime, enjoy the latest ditty from Andrew Streeter to celebrate Vince Mar-a-Lago's victory. Cocaines.
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And the Miami of today is the America of tomorrow. And Miami-Dade County, one of the largest counties in the entire country, just ended what I understand is scientifically recognized as one of the most successful public health initiatives in the history of the world. Not great. Not far from ideal. But but don't take my word for it. We go to the scientists. We go to the experts.
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We are joined now by Dr. Richard Mufson, a board certified oral surgeon with over 30 years of experience treating patients in South Florida, graduate of Temple University of Dentistry in Philly, and did his postgrad work at Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington, D.C. He's joining us live from the drilling room. It looks like in Aventura, Florida or North North Miami Beach.
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Where are you, doctor?
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Thank you. It's rare to hear somebody say that. Normally I hear, no, I was listening. Yeah, I don't even say that. So, so doctor, am I, maybe perhaps I'm wrongheaded about this. Let's start at the beginning here. Why did we put this poison into our water supply in the first place?
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And there is – so they do say studies in which fluoride can reduce the IQ levels of people with sustained or excessive exposure, that it can – you grow a tail, maybe a third eye. I don't know what's amazing. But it's my understanding, though, that this is a bit of a straw man because what they're talking about is –
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excessive fluoride exposure, not what you're talking about, what is actually in the water, which is a tiny, tiny amount, right?
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Well, it seems to me that we could very easily be taking healthcare advice from a guy who talks like this, maybe.
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All of those animals he's hitting with his car and then throwing in the trunk to eat later, whatever the hell this guy's doing. But, Doctor, what is – I think I read somewhere that in terms of the proof being in the pudding or the proof being in the fluoride that –
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we have seen a reduction in areas as much as 25% fewer cavities in the areas in which, or the countries in which there are these tiny bits of fluoride in the water supply.
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So we already have the guinea pigs in Calgary. Like we don't have to subject our children and our communities to this. We have the research. We have the science. We have effectively Calgary became an experiment and a failed experiment at that. And they are reversing course as a result of that experiment. Again, this isn't just data. This is public health. This is the health and safety.
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And we live in a country. I mean, I'm going to get on my billy pulpit. We live in a country where for some reason dental care is not considered health care. So when you buy health insurance, that does not include. Your dentist that you have, you need a whole separate plan or program or coverage for that. But it's all part of your body.
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And as the doctor just said, all of these things are interconnected. OK, you can wind up dying from a lack of dental hygiene or dental care. And of course, as always.
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This is going to disproportionately affect people who cannot afford regular dental care, who cannot afford toothpaste with fluoride, or people who do not have access to accurate information, who are not appropriately educated on what is and is not best for themselves, their children, their families.
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Roy, if you want to know what happens when you grow up in a place without fluoride in the water, go to Domino Park in Little Havana and yell, smile! OK, that's what we're looking at here.
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And and speaking of which, Roberto Gonzalez is the Miami-Dade County commissioner who championed this backwards fringe lunatic conspiracy theory that is now the policy of the one of the largest counties in America. He has interest, doesn't he? And what he did was.
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He took this scheme in full-fledged Fidel Castro propaganda misinformation style to the children and filled their heads with lies and misinformation. And, I mean, we are in a place where we have conspiracy over science, fiction over fact, insanity over reason. And he went to a school, showed them a bullshit one-sided presentation, and then... Look what happened.
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They brought these kids in fully coached, unable to even pronounce the words that they had written for them to a public meeting.
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Yeah, well, fluoride is my drag name, by the way. So I want people who are just listening who can't see this. Unlike the parents and parents.
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teachers and elected officials who exploited these children to propagate misinformation we blurred their faces okay because this was from a public meeting these kids who really could not consent who did not know what they were reading who did not understand what they were saying these are exploited children and we will not exploit them on this show we have blurred their faces what about the parents
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Listen, these are parents who would claim. And what about this doctor? What about this claim of parental choice? Not that I want these parents, these lunatics making choices for my kids. But what about that argument that the government shouldn't just be putting this stuff into our bodies and our water supplies without consent? What of that?
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I think this is a slippery slope here is making people less healthy, making people less educated, depriving underserved communities from access to to either accurate information or something like minuscule levels of fluoride in their water that make them and their children healthier. And I think this is the course that we are regrettably missing. on, Roy. How do you feel about it, Roy?
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You look frustrated.
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Exactly. That's right. Yes. And in Miami, of course, we don't Recycle our trash. We reelected. Last question. The Miami of today may very well be the Florida of tomorrow. I understand you recently returned from Tallahassee, the state capital, where the legislative session is in full swing. And there was apparently a an effort on the part of lawmakers there to ban fluoride statewide.
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What is the status of that?
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These are like I said, these are like earthquakes. They're seismic events into the earth. That's already unstable. Right. Right. As it is. And now you're rocking the foundations. You've seen these condos like in Sunny Isles, for example. They're like 12 feet away from I'm exaggerating, but like they're right on top of each other, all these buildings.
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So you're not impacting just the ground under the new building. You're impacting the earth around all these other buildings. Yeah. Go ahead. Do the jokes.
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It will be happening in Alapata soon enough. They're going to gentrify the f***. Alapata pretty soon. But no, you're right. This is like luxury condo kind of problems. But in Florida in general, in Miami specifically, particularly the luxury real estate market, we are immune to logic and sanity and reason.
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So you would think that news like this, people would be like, well, maybe I'm not going to spend three million dollars cash of flight capital that I'm laundering from Venezuela in one of these buildings. nobody seems to give a shit, dude. The prices aren't coming down, the sales are slowing.
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I'm like, is it only Pornhub? Is it only Pornhub? Interestingly, Pornhub says that, in their defense, they say that they have a lot of sort of layers. Wiggle room?
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They say they have a lot of prophylactic measures in place and that if you can't go to a site as, quote, legit, end quote, as Pornhub, people are going to go to other sites where they are going to have workarounds and sort of like more, I guess, like black market sites that are a little bit sketchier than Pornhub. That's that's their defense. This is such a bad segue into the Julie Brown segment.
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This is like we can't. This is such a bad segue.
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If you're not watching at home, Neri did that himself.
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I'll say this, I'll say, you know, this is more in like the reality show world than nonfiction filmmaking that we do. But like, certainly in reality shows, like the worst kept secret is like the worst day your subject is having, the better day you as a producer are having. But like a lot of those are sort of scripted and make believe anyway.
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Certainly in our world, I'm reminded of my friend Jim DeFede, outstanding journalist and at CBS Miami now who says, listen, Bill,
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when it comes to elections whoever wins we win because we either get better government or we get better stories sure so there is something to be said for the almost schadenfreude kind of nature that you're talking about but what i will say in terms of getting excited i don't really get excited about it i go goddamn another tragedy like is this a story worth worth telling and is it a uniquely kind of uh only in the banana republic baby only in miami you know kind of kind of a story but i will say this like you know
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One of the things, you know, now that Pornhub is gone, one of the things that gets me off are these Brightline crash videos. That's what I, that's what I sit at home. That's what I sit at home watching. I was able to fit it in. He was able to fit it in. Fit it in, but enough about Pornhub. By the way, we still haven't solved the problem of segueing into the humanly sex. I was helping you.
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You've been doing that all week. All week, baby. All week. There's an N-Yay. There's an N-Yay. Speak it up, Pornhub.
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Well, that's an interesting question. First of all, I would say certainly this week it's not too late because the first day of the year was actually January 6th, was this Monday. So certainly if I saw you this week, I'm going to say Happy New Year. But there's something to be said. Happy Anniversary. Or happy anus. Is there something to be said for the first time you see an old friend in January?
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Yeah. You can say it. What is the cutoff? I don't think there's a cutoff. If I don't see you, I can say happy new year. But not a stranger. Like if you got picked up by an Uber driver. Not a stranger, no. Uber driver, it's January 15th. He's like, happy new year. You'd be like, this guy's been in a stupor for like two weeks. He's been unconscious and just woke up and picked me up.
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So what is the cutoff? It's like, when can I see you for the first time this year?
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July. July. That's crazy, though.
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What about Martin Luther King Day? Is that a good like the first major federal holiday? Right. What is that? Is that Martin Luther? That'd be Dr. King. Yeah. And this year will be the last ever Dr. Martin Luther King Day.
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Roy's like, have you listened to this show? I mean, are you... No, I was listening! Have you heard this before?
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That was the voice of Dr. Jeffrey Kamlet, a Miami Beach doctor studying at the medical school in Guadalajara, by the way, kind of became one of these sort of concierge doctors that takes cash from high net worth or high profile or powerful people. This is kind of like our documentary Screwball about Tony Bosch and the biogenesis steroid scandal with A-Rod.
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Like he's this weird kind of character in Miami Beach, got a little bit of a Criminal record is a or was a recovering heroin addict, apparently. And what you heard there was body cam footage from Miami Beach police officers in April of 2022, who came looking for a runaway 16 and 17 year old girl, two girls from, I think, Broward, whose parents were looking for them.
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They located them by their cell phones and the police found them, which you just heard in the closet. of this guy's then 67 year old man's Miami Beach condo. It is one of the most chilling, creepy stories I've heard come out of Miami in quite some time, which is a real achievement.
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And of course, it was unearthed by none other than Julie K. Brown, the investigative journalist from the Miami Herald. famous for outing the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking story and ensuring after a sweetheart 2008 plea deal that he made that he was ultimately brought to justice. Julie is joining us now.
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Julie, this story is crazy for all the wrong reasons, but not the least of which is that this feels like a similar case of injustice because one of those two girls on that video that we saw and heard was later found dead in a canal.
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And nobody really knows how she was killed, and more importantly, all of the charges against this guy have been dropped, basically, all the state charges anyway, and nobody appears to be investigating the murder of this alleged sex trafficking victim, a minor girl. What the hell is going on here, Julie?
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Yeah. A 16 and 17 year old girl.
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Yeah. Are they going to email him the receipt? And those two teenage girls who, mind you, their parents were the ones who called for help. They left his apartment in handcuffs and they just said, good night, sir. Thanks so much for your help. By the way, an apartment full of like six figures in cash, a small arsenal of guns. There's a photo at the Miami Herald that it's just mind boggling.
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And they're like, very good, sir. You seem rich and white. Have a good night.
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But you have all these mug shots of him. So, but you're saying, so he's got mug shots, but no criminal, no record of these arrests.
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I don't know that that's how they book you into jail. I didn't know that you could get away with it. This is so scummy. But somehow this all gets darker. So you've got this guy who's this weird character who has appeared at events where they talk about him being a professor at University of Miami. Never a professor at University of Miami.
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Talking about him getting degrees and working as a doctor at other institutions. That never happened. His degree is from Guadalajara. That's where his medical degree is from. You had this mysterious expungement or disappearance of his past criminal record or at least arrest record. And now you have... A dead girl floating in a canal in Little River. Julie, what happened here?
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And where is the state attorney on this? Where is the police department on this? This could be a homicide investigation. And all they've done, it seems, is just drop the charges against this guy because the witness against him, this teenage girl who may have been
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A minor who was being sex trafficked and possibly a drug addict who was appears to be anyway taken advantage of possibly by a man who claims to be an addictionologist, who claims to help wean people off of drugs, but was now being accused of exploiting minors on drugs. What is happening with this death invest, this mysterious death investigation?
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Right. And I'm sorry. I think it was found that there was no water in her system, meaning like, you know, medically, she did not drown. Right. So it's not like she OD'd and then fell into the water and then suffocated or drowned to death. We have someone who was clearly. according to the medical records, dead before she hit the water. And nobody is investigating this.
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Catherine Fernandez Rundle, who is masqueraded as the hero of sex trafficking victims and exploited minors. And like, where the hell is she on this? Because her office has a really spotty, at best, record about defending, I should say,
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her office themselves exploiting women who may be sex trafficking victims by basically claiming that, well, they can't be trusted or believed or they're not credible because they might be sex trafficking victims.
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And to be clear, it really was her death that ended the state prosecution for sex trafficking or underage pasta, whatever, whatever the other charges were wound up dropped conveniently as a result of this woman's death, because she was, in fact, not only an alleged victim or accuser, but a witness against this Camelot.
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While we are thinking about our friends and family suffering out on the West Coast as a result of these just tragic and biblical fires, Florida is suffering here as well. Yeah, we're going through a bit of a dry spell. Pornhub has pulled out of the state of Florida. This new law came too soon. Too soon. And it was a hard pullout. It was hard. It was super hard. Super hard. And, uh...
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In order to do your reporting, you rely, especially in the state of Florida, on the so-called sunshine laws, which are supposed to be government out in the sunshine, out in the open, very transparent. Very transparent public record laws we have here, which through the years, every legislative session, it seems in Tallahassee, they get more and more restrictive.
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But you had to go to the Miami Beach Police Department, to the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner's Office, to the state attorneys, to Miami-Dade Corrections, to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, to the Florida Department of Health. And it seems to me like at every turn, your effort to just have our own government be transparent. You were like thwarted and you had to get lawyers involved.
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What did it take to report this? And is this listen, I often call things corruption, but sometimes it's just good old fashioned incompetence. I'm not really sure what this is. Is this incompetence on the part of our government or is it a cover up?
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So where is this Jeffrey Kamlet now? What is the state of his various cases? And what is going on with the investigation or any other investigations? Is he still practicing? No. Why? Are you looking for a new doctor? No.
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We are having a ponderful time here with comedian Neary Signs. WhatWasHisName.com. Go to his website. Watch his free comedy special on YouTube. Get tickets February 23rd. He's at Dania Improv with Brittany Brave. With Brittany Brave, yeah. Who is locked in a closet here. No!
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You understand the facts here, Nery. This guy, the then 67-year-old man at 22, was found with 16- and 17-year-old girls, runaways, whose parents were looking for them, in the closet of his Miami Beach apartment. One of the girls said, this guy handcuffed my arms and legs to the bed and had sex with me repeatedly. This is a minor. And now he's just chilling like a villain out there in the world.
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And closing thoughts here, Julie, you had mentioned, of course, the Key Biscayne gymnastics coach story, which, again, these incidents dated back over a decade. Once again, justice delayed is justice denied. The case of Hialeah, former Hialeah police officer, now a federal convicted felon, Jesus Medical Junior. He also allegedly prayed or was convicted of preying on.
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runaway girls, girls who are on back page, girls who might have been addicted to drugs, girls who Kathy Rundle's own assistant state attorney, Johnny Hardiman, identified as possible sex trafficking victims.
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But yet in the very same closeout memo, clearing this police officer, an alleged serial sex predator, said these women can't be believed because they may be sex trafficking victims and prostitutes, basically saying like, well, they can't be raped because they might be working as prostitutes or they can't be believed because they might be sex trafficking victims.
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What is going on in Catherine Fernandez Rundle's office? She has been the top cop for over 30 years since Janet Reno left for the Clinton administration. OK, in what, 92, 93? And what is going on in that office? And I mean, if you were a victim of sex trafficking, if you were a victim of statutory rape, would you recommend young women even come forward in Miami-Dade County?
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We'll talk about that later with Julie K. Brown, the award-winning journalist who exposed the Jeffrey Epstein story, will be joining us with the most chilling, creepy, horror movie-like story of the year, coming out of Miami Beach, of course. But speaking of coming out of Miami Beach, now here's the thing I will say about Pornhub. There is a... You can... You can go in the back door. Yes.
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Let me make this clear. That means that over 70% of arrests in Miami-Dade County never happen. Move forward. Never get prosecuted. And this isn't just, to be fair, a state attorney's office problem. This is a police department problem because they're arresting people on possibly insufficient evidence. They're either defective A forms, arrest forms.
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So sometimes the prosecutors can't move ahead with cases even if they want to because they're not going to get anywhere because the arrest was not sufficiently processed. And so what you had, though, is all these police officers off the street, not protecting and serving the community, but running down to TGK or like, you know, sitting with somebody in the back of their car or transporting them.
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Like so again, all of these people are getting arrested. They're getting fingerprinting. They're getting a picture taken. They're getting strip searched. They're going to jail. They're coming out of jail. They might have to go to court. They might not. But. None of those cases are getting prosecuted in certain jurisdictions in Dade County.
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It's over 80 or 90 percent of felony arrests are not getting prosecuted by the state attorney. So this is a crazy case of not only injustice, but of waste of taxpayer money and resources. And of course, when you're taking law enforcement off the street, making the community less safely. For everybody, police officers included. Julie K. Brown, thank you so much. Keep up the great work.
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This Dr. Feelgood story is an incredible piece of journalism, and there's a lot of video and artwork. Go to MiamiHerald.com. Support local journalism and investigative journalism. Julie K. Brown, thank you.
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Yeah. It's like, hey, funny guy, make this funny. Like, what the fuck is this? Well, Nary, you also were found with teenage runaway girls in your closet, weren't you? Tied up in your, let's talk to.
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You've done this show before.
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By the way, when I booked her, I forgot you were going to be on the show, to be fair.
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I know the show. I know the show. Listen, I said to Roy, I said, who can make sex trafficking funny? It was me and Brittany Brave. Brittany, yes. She's locked in the closet right now, actually. Oh, no. She's going to be with me in Daniel. I thought she was 15. Yeah, she is. She's little. She's very little. Tiny. She used to be a dancer. Yeah, I hang out with her, so I feel tall. Do you feel tall?
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He just goes like this. There we go. This is Dan's seat. And this is my booster chair. I put two phone books on the chair. Phone books.
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I don't know if you know about this. There is... There is a thing called a VPN. Apparently it stands for voluminous porn now. Of course. But a VPN conceals. It's like the JG Wentworth of porn. It's like, I want my porn and I want it now. It conceals your location so you can, it's kind of a workaround.
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Southern Bell. Southern Bell, right.
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Southern Bell, which just sounds like some antebellum racist shit, actually.
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The slaw's out of control. And the biscuits? Holy shit. Oh, shit.
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Some gravy. Biscuits need work, though.
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Thank you, Roy. Happy New Year. Thank you to Nary Signs. WhatWasHisName.com. Go watch his new comedy special for free on YouTube. Get tickets to his February 23rd gig at the Dania Improv. And we'll see you back here next week. Cocaines.
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And by the way, interest or demand for VPNs in Florida have surged 1150% because people are Googling like mad, like how do I, you know, reach around, if you will, this firewall. that we have here. And so. And so. Roy! You haven't contributed one pun, Roy. I know you want to get in on this.
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Yeah, it's kind of a threesome. Yeah. Let's double team it. Let's, we're going to. Let's stuff it from our sides. Yeah, we'll come at it from both ends, for sure. So what do you think about this? So what happens is that you go to Florida, you log on to porn, you go to Pornhub.com, one of the world's most popular porn websites, and there's like a video there of a porn star going like, sorry.
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Is that who she is? Is she a porn star? I didn't recognize her with clothes on. She's not from that end. So you, basically what they're saying is that every time you want to just access Pornhub, you have to put on your driver's license, you have to enter, or you have to like, you do facial recognition, and they're like, well, people don't want to do that.
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I've never heard anything about it.
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To paraphrase Gloria Estefan, the algorithm is going to get you.
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But the first time, the first time, the first time was, I mean. By the way, it's not just what you're Googling. Your devices are listening to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could get 20 bucks for that.
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This next... That was the settlement. That's the settlement? That's the settlement.
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By the way, nobody, I think, would disagree that kids should not have access to pornography.
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Obviously, you have to limit this access. The question is how to go about doing that, and Pornhub has a different idea than the state of Florida does. This next story is right out of the onion, and it comes from Our Neighbors to the North.
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Only in the Banana Republic, baby. Only in Miami. So let's get this clear. So in the early 90s, because they stopped this in 93, in the courthouse in Broward County on the seventh floor, the Broward Sheriff's Office was making their own crack cocaine to go out on the street to sell it and then arrest the people that were buying it. Is that from the seventh floor of the courthouse?
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Is that where they made it? The seventh floor crew over there.
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The bailiff as well at the door. So let's be clear. This is a crazy era. Because in 1989, the show Cops first came on the air. And guess where the very first season, the very first episode was? Florida. Broward County with Sheriff Nick Navarro.
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For those familiar with their 2 Live Crew history, they had a song called F*** Martinez, which was a f*** you to not only the governor of Florida, but one of the lyrics, one of the verses was f*** Navarro, f*** Navarro, baby. He was the sheriff in Broward who was like a Looney Tune fascist. He was arresting record store owners for selling 2 Live Crew albums, but bringing cameras with him to do it.
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So basically what they were doing was, this is almost like I don't even know what it is. It's like the Truman Show. It's like Running Man. It's like, we need something more exciting this season. We're gonna make our own crack and invent crime where there is none for the TV cameras. That's what was happening in the early 90s in Broward.
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Yes, essentially. But the worst of reality TV. There's no good reality TV. But turning drug-addicted people, turning crackheads into entertainment, and not only turning them into entertainment... Making crack and selling it to them and then criminalizing. Okay. Roy, I'm making crack in the kitchen. Would you like to buy some and then get arrested for it?
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But I'm not getting like, what are you talking about? This is crazy. It's crazy. And it turns out that over 30 years later, after the Florida Supreme Court said, this is crazy, you can't do this. You have to clear all these people's records. Their records still were not clear.
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Some people died already with this shit on their record as convicted felons working against them every time they had to go to that job and check that box because of this bullshit. By the way, a lot of these people are sick people. They're addicts. They need help. But instead, Broward County Sheriff's Office was inventing crimes. Bonkers. Just bonkers.
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This is some Ronald Reagan, Warren drugs type situation here. But the TV element, you cannot dismiss. That is an extra level of twisted. And the same thing happened down here, by the way, when the first 48 started filming with Miami Homicide. They started framing people for crimes because they wanted to solve the shit in the first 48. Is that real? 100%. Oh, wow.
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They were violating people's constitutional rights in super shady interrogations to try to elicit confessions from innocent people. They were making false arrests. It was very well documented. The Miami New Times did a sensational expose on this because they were playing it up for the cameras.
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On December 13th, a peer-reviewed study by the University of Miami's Rosensteel School found that 35 buildings from here in Miami Beach all the way to Sunny Isles Beach were experiencing subsidence. That means the ground that it's on is sinking.
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The goal of the report was to see how stable Florida's ground on the coastline is and how high rises like Fianna House, Porsche Design Tower or the Surf Club Tower and 32 others react over time. and introduce the public to the satellite technology they use to gather their results. It found from 2016 to 2023, the sinking ranged from two to eight centimeters.
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The most significant was in buildings in Sunny Isles Beach.
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So Sunny Isles Beach is like three miles north of the Champlain Tower. South, you know, the building that tragically collapsed and killed 98 people in Sunny Isles several years ago. And this study from the University of Miami peer reviewed, published in a scientific journal, looked at some of these buildings and said this so-called subsidence, which is a common phenomenon.
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Buildings are apparently supposed to kind of settle in after they're built. But the leaning tower of Portia. I mean, what are we you're talking about, like buildings where condos sell for, you Nine figures or ten figures or like eight figures. You're talking about multi-million dollar.
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You're talking about in excess of like billions of dollars in luxury real estate up and down the coast of Miami-Dade County that are... Sinking.
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So between 2016 and 2023, they use like satellite technology. They use a bunch of technology as much as three inches. And the experts, the scientists have said that's unexpected. It seems to be happening deeper and faster. than they would want for it to.
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But enough about Pornhub. I'm more like Punhub. Oh, I don't have your cart. Come on, come on. Yeah, that was about right. So this is obviously alarming, not only because the value of this real estate, but some of these are kind of like they're not old buildings like some of their different ages.
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But and here's the thing to keep in mind, like in Miami Beach, especially Barrier Island, you only have water coming from. The front, the back, the left, the right, above and below. And what's also happening is, particularly in Sunny Isles, why this is so bad is that at the turn of the century, Sunny Isles became the condo canyon capital of the world.
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It is one of the most densely populated high-rise condo enclaves in the entire world. And what happens when you do that on the porous limestone and reclaimed wetlands of a barrier island like Miami Beach and Sunny Isles and Bell Harbor and Surfside, you know what happens? What? You're firing pilings into the ground. You're creating seismic events in the construction of these buildings.
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And what happens? You're shaking the ground. One of the focal points of the investigation to the Champlain Tower South collapse in Surfside, I said Sunny Isles earlier, it was in Surfside. Is that there was a brand new giant development building being condo being built right next door that was shifting the ground because like these are if you've ever seen construction of a high rise.
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What if he puts you in a room with Josh Allen?
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How much did the evaluation get hurt when Josh Allen of the Jaguars started by going by Josh Fines Allen? Did you lose like half your market there?
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This is why you need a billion of Stu Gotts in your business. IDMA, right.
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Thank you. It's just the two of us. How about that? Yeah, how about that? Where's Billy? Billy's got to go drop kids off at school.
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Now, is he a friend like Josh Allen is a friend where you've been to his house?
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You're not even going to build up to it. You're just going to come dunk on James Franklin bright and early in the morning, and you know what? He deserves it. 1-18?
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I think Frabel's going to the Raiders. I don't know. I would prefer him to go to the Raiders than to the Patriots. Patriots.
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Billy, when you see what else is out there, when you see what else is out there, you kill for Vrabel.
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He did call it our bed. Exactly right.
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As someone who... sprinkled some shekels in his DraftKings account on Notre Dame. I never doubted you for a second, James Franklin. I never doubted you for a second that you were going to make sure that you went back to your standard of losing big games.
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Oh, not great. Not great. Nope. I had big plans for certain guys, and they just did not... No, it wasn't a good week for me. Didn't pan out, huh? Mike Evans was supposed to dominate that game, and he kind of just inched over his 86 yards or whatever he needed line. So that was bad. None of my running backs. Yeah, it was just a bad week. I probably finished in the 400s.
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Yeah, and yet I have. And yet I have.
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Chris, what's wrong with the Steelers? They're on this giant skid and there's no big injury or something where you could point to and go, oh, well, they lost that guy and that's why they're not doing it.
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Chris, how big a loss was it for the Vikings to lose in Week 18 the way they did? Not just losing the one seed in home field, but to be dominated by the team that you're ultimately going to have to go through to get to the Super Bowl.
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I think both Ohio State and Texas have a little bit of roller coaster to them. And the problem is, I will say that if either of those teams, Ohio State or Texas, plays one of their good to perfect games, Notre Dame doesn't stand a chance.
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But if they catch them on one of those off days, Notre Dame is physical enough and they're good enough, hopefully they get a little healthier by then, to actually win that game, yes.
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Road trip right now. I'm getting in the car. Let's go.
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I think if Ohio State plays their A game, nobody's beating them. Texas isn't beating an Ohio State A game, and Notre Dame certainly isn't beating an Ohio State A game.
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I imagine that it was a late night for the, well, for Junior. Mike probably watched that game recorded at 3 a.m. this morning when he got up.
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It was a great game. He probably, he watches it at 3 a.m. when he gets up for his morning coffee.
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I have picks for Mojo and K-Funk. Mojo got them right and K-Funk got them wrong.
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I'll let you know in the fourth quarter what K-Punk picks.
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With how hot he's been, maybe the Ravens want to give him a call. Just saying. Right, right.
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Well, really what I did was I gave K-Funk a winless week and I gave you opposite funk. Yeah.
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Listen, James Franklin didn't fall down and let Notre Dame score a big touchdown. At the one point in the game, you can't fall down and let Notre Dame score a touchdown. And James Franklin didn't throw that awful pass in the middle of the field when it was just no reason to do that right then.
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Appreciate it. Hey, these are billable hours, Carl.
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I felt worse for the kid that fell down because your feet got tripped up and you gave up the touchdown. Aller made a football play and he messed up.
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So I have two questions. The first one is for Stu Gatz. Did you think that Josh Allen's number was 12, and that's why you said Josh Allen 12? It's 17. I made a mistake. Because it's directly behind him where he says the 17. I know. Yes, yes. For those of you – You guys caught it. We're being so polite. I appreciate that. I'm not going to be as polite.
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All right. Here's my next question. Josh Allen, suppose Josh, you're welcome. Suppose Josh Allen calls me and be like, listen, I'm not going to give you the 300 K, but I got two super bowl tickets. I got a flight out there. I got a hotel. Are we, is there any kind of trade we're talking about here? Signed Jersey with it and the whole bit.
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I like them. I like them a lot. It's not worth it.
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Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
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Finally, got rid of these goddamn deep state unelected bureaucrats. who just do nothing but waste our tax dollars and sit around and let me check my notes, offer severe weather outlooks, help gauge the impact of climate change, provide information for our farmers to use daily, monitors our oceans, the health of our fisheries, also fire. I think a lot of what they do helps us survive. What?
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It is? There are deliberate inefficiencies built into certain systems, and that is by design. It's to help with accountability. It's to ensure a lack of fraud, waste and abuse. It's designed in a way to that. It's not necessarily designed to be so. But it's designed to make sure we get things right. And it's designed to make sure we offer assistance in public health and safety.
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And this is a conversation we started last year with John Morales, who is an honorary member of the American Meteorological Society and a meteorological consultant and hurricane specialist for NBC6 here in Miami. And he warned us. Last year, we had talked about some of the impact of Sharpie-based hurricane predictions and meteorology.
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We talked about this idea of vilifying people at NOAA and the National Weather Service and NASA. Now, those fears and concerns and that vilification is policy. And we've got about 800 people, I think, estimated about 5% of the workforce and counting, obviously, got dozed, since that's a verb now. John, first, your initial reaction to this news.
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Let's continue to examine your stool sample. I didn't mean for that to sound the way that I did, but the example you used, the metaphor of the three-legged stool, what are – and you spoke generally about it, but what are the actual implications of the sledgehammer, the stool no longer – standing, the stool falling. You've said there's lives, property damage, this, the economy. How so?
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What are the practical examples and implicate what happens now with this reduced workforce that results in all of those potential tragedies?
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That was the voice of Florida woman and right-wing influencer Laura Loomer having a MAGA meltdown over this, what was called a complete disappointment, a fraud, a nothing burger release of the long-promised... Epstein files much fanfare by Trump's new attorney general, Florida woman, Pam Bondi.
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Less than three months before the start of hurricane season.
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As a native Floridian and a lifelong Miamian, I have witnessed firsthand year after year, I've now had Forty five. I'm sorry. No, 46. Oh, this will be my, you know, my 47th hurricanes have lost count already. How many hurricane seasons I have fortunately survived.
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But it's demonstrable how much better the science has gotten, how much better the predictions have gotten, how much more accurate the forecasts have been.
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have become fewer what we might feel are false alarms or being overprepared or being you know or you know that that's always the the problem too is the boy who cried wolf effect and that floridians take it less seriously when they get too many of these warnings to prep for a storm it's gotten so much much better and i always argue with my friends in california john my entire life like well what's better florida or california it's like well would you prefer mudslides and earthquakes or you prefer and we always say hurricanes because at least we have
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You have Representative Anna Paulina Luna, Florida woman, a congresswoman from Florida, saying this is not what we are. The American people ask for and a complete disappointment. You've got Trump supporters, including Loomer, fuming, demanding support. AG Pampani resign over this debacle. Steve Bannon calling it this Jeffrey Epstein file release a fiasco by the Trump DOJ.
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A warning. At least we know when it's coming and we can try to get the hell out.
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If you want to make meteorology great again, you know, there was a time when we did not have radars. We did not have meteorologists. We did not have the science and the knowledge to understand when a hurricane was coming. And when you'd reach the eye of the storm, people thought the storm was over and had passed us by. And so you have 30 minutes of calm or whatever it may be.
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And everybody sort of goes out to take stock. And, of course, you have destruction of property. You've got projectiles lying in wait all over the ground. And people would die because, of course, the back end of the – they were only halfway through the storm at that point. That was – people were, I suppose, blissfully ignorant. But then they were also f***ing dead.
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And so the science matters and it does. It is public safety. It does save lives. And quick kind of like hypothetical or scenario before we go. Like, what is your fear this hurricane season, which we are mere months away? What is your fear if this is just happening? Phase one here of layoffs at NOAA and NWS.
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What is your fear when you are in the weather center at NBC6 as the hurricane specialist this season? And there is some assuming we know that there is a storm barreling down from the Atlantic. What is your fear sitting in the studio going, oh, shit, what?
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This is I got lots to say about this because I am as close to a public records absolutist as you can possibly find. Obviously, there needs to be redactions to protect victims or minors or national security. But otherwise, I think we're entitled to it all. And what was released here, as far as I can tell, is not only.
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It's all right. We just saved 0.00000001%, I think, off of the national budget. How do you like that? John Morales, always good news when you're around. That's the thing about being a hurricane specialist, right? It's like people only see you when there's bad news. You're like an old friend I only see at funerals now. That's how this relationship feels, dude. Yeah.
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Thank you for being here and good luck to you and good luck to us all.
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We've got some breaking news from the broken city of Miami. You heard it here first on Because Miami. Last month at a city commission meeting, Commissioner Miguel Gabela let it slip that city of Miami commissioners are no longer insured. They are not covered by insurance anymore because the city is too corrupt.
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I was sitting there at the meeting, and I was like, wait, what? They don't have insurance? They don't have insurance, it turns out, because... I could have told you that. And also. Hashtag because Miami. So he is so corrupt and he has been sued so many times and it has cost the city and its insurance carrier so much money that they will not insure the city anymore.
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material that has been previously available for a great number of years, but it was actually less than what was previously released because it was redacted and we had actually previously seen unredacted versions of some of the records that Pam Bondi released. Last week.
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And this was confirmed by city attorney George Wysong.
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So is it the case that the city of Miami and the city commission is just simply uninsurable?
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Wait, that's unfair to who? The insurance company wants to carve out Joe Carollo, is what's happening. But they will cover, apparently, or they would cover, because now there's no insurance. They're canceled. It expired. Four out of the five commissioners on the dais they would cover.
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But because they wouldn't cover Joe Carollo, the city administration, run by Art Manuel Noriega, the corrupt city manager and the overpriced furniture salesman, This guy, by the way, who promised to do an interview one-on-one with us on this show two Februaries ago, he promised in public at a meeting. Oh, he broke your promise? Oh, that's too bad. It's just unbelievable.
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So this is my shocked face, Roy. Here's the thing. The administration decided it wasn't fair. It wasn't fair to who? It wasn't fair to Joe Carollo. How about it's not fair to the taxpayers who have to cover the cost of this insurance? I'm sorry. They have to just cover the cost of no insurance. They cover the cost of attorney's fees. They cover the cost of settlements. It's ridiculous.
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Like they're doing this to basically cover up and protect Joe Carollo to the detriment of the other four commissioners and more importantly to the detriment of the taxpayers. These are not... fiscal conservatives or responsible stewards of the taxpayer money. And of course, everybody is suffering as a result.
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So we're talking with Julie K. Brown, the famed investigative journalist from the Miami Herald, whose journalism ultimately led to, I guess I could say, the re-prosecution or ultimately the prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein, who had been kind of let off scot-free prior to her revisiting this case and bringing it all up again. Julie, am I on the right track here? Let's start there.
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Roy, and everybody listening at home, The difference between uninsured and self-insured is the difference between you and the billionaires. Here, these guys are acting like billionaires because they have a $1.3 billion annual budget, but that's not their money. They're playing with the house's money. They're playing with your money. They're playing with taxpayer money.
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So to say that we are self-insured, no, it's the taxpayers who are paying for The lawyers to defend corrupt commissioners, the victims of that corruption are the taxpayers who are paying those lawyers to defend the corruption. And then the taxpayers have to pay out of pocket the legal settlements. They have to pay the tax. The judgments in those cases. This is why the Miami mafia is undefeated.
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And then a really funny thing happened, right? Joe Carollo himself decided to wade into the conversation. Oh, Lord. The man whose corruption has put the city into this position, because I want you to know right now, Roy, there was no problem with the city getting insurance before before this happened. It was never a problem. OK, before Joe Carollo came into office eight years ago.
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So the city of Miami's risk management director, Ann Marie Sharp, Joe asks her to come up to the podium and starts interrogating her. This is like Ted Bundy representing himself and cross-examining his victims. It's like, so let me ask you, who attacked you? What happened?
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This woman is so, she's so scared because she doesn't want to say the quiet part out loud. She's like, well, you know, they want to not maybe necessarily insure everything. But what she just said, to be perfectly clear, she said that there was at least one insurance company that was willing to insure the police department at the city of Miami.
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A police department that costs the city millions of dollars a year in settlements and payments for misconduct. But they were not willing... to cover the elected officials. So what they were saying is the elected official, we will cover the police department in Miami, but the elected officials are too corrupt for us to cover with insurance.
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Joe seems to have a little bit of trouble understanding all of this.
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I can believe it.
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By the way, that's not what she said. She's like like he's he's interrogating this woman for all of this time. And he's not even listening to what she's saying. Like she made it very clear. No, no, no. We did go out. We did get quotes.
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What was actually, quote unquote, What was the what was the bombshell here from Pam Bondi in the long promised Epstein files?
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She's the risk management director. And she's talking to the risk. And he's asking you. He's almost daring her to say, it's you, dude. It's you. This is like OJ Simpson yelling at the LAPD about why they haven't found the real killer yet. That's what this is. And that is that just absolutely exemplifies hashtag because Miami.
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Now, Roy, a new segment that we're so unprepared for, we don't have like a cart or like a jingle or anything for. Nope. But we're going to introduce it this week, and I'm sure by next week we'll have all the production values. Probably not. Roy! That was production value. Where do you live again? So the production values, you see? Yeah. High end. The deluxe here. This is a segment we like to call
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That's the first time. Can you say that in the inaugural? We like to call it. This is just what it is.
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No, you can't. This is called... In the board meeting, we went over this, and we decided to go with that. So we like to call it this.
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Yeah, the board meeting. I spell that B-O-R-E-D. This segment is called The Miami of Today is the America of Tomorrow, translated to... The Miami of yesterday is the America of today. First up, we have Miami-Dade's English-only ordinance. In 1973, the Dade County Commission had voted that we could be a bilingual and bicultural community. So the county paid to translate...
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thousands of pages of English documents into Spanish every year. And interpreters were required at public meetings. We had radio stations that aired Spanish public service announcements, produced at taxpayer expense, encouraging use of Spanish by Miamians.
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In 1978, Emmy Schaefer, an immigrant and Holocaust survivor, started an English-only movement when she could not find an English-speaking clerk in county municipal offices. And in 1980, Schaefer got a referendum on the ballot. to reinstate English as the only official language. Dade County voters approved the measure with a 59.1% majority. That wasn't reversed until May of 1993.
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And as you may have heard just this past week, Roy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order making English the official language of the United States. So the Miami of yesterday is the America of today. Cocaines.
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And in fact, it did. And my real question is, though, are there any Epstein files? What I mean by that is I've got a lot of questions. God knows. I don't know if there's any documents out there that can answer those questions right now. This just it feels like government by and for the perennially online government.
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Like this is sort of feeding, as Laura Loomer herself said, feeding like red meat to the base. But is there any material out there? It might not even be at the FBI. It might very well be in Palm Beach here in the state of Florida. Are there any quote unquote Epstein files out there?
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Yeah, I was wondering, we know that this man is a, was, An evil, grotesque, serial sex predator, not an outright pedophile. I do wonder like how much Pizzagate is here. You know, when you read some of the shit online and you're like, let's go after the truth. And it's important. I'm a born skeptic. I ask questions for a living. I encourage everybody to to ask questions.
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But when you get answers, you have to face facts and you have to accept facts. reality at some point. And that was the big question, of course. Is there the term client list?
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We heard I remember the term little black book when Gawker first released the phone book, which was one of the pieces of of evidence in phase one here that Pam Bondi released last week, something we had all seen unredacted, which now she has released redacted, which, again, is less information than we actually had before. And it was a phone book.
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Like it's it was a rich guy meeting celebrities and other high net worth individuals out and about. And there wasn't necessarily anything nefarious about it. It's like he had Bono's cell number in there because he met Bono somewhere. And, you know, right.
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Before we go, I want to know, right after this backlash occurred, Attorney General Pam Bondi went right back out on the same TV channels and podcasts where she had previously gone off, gone out half cocked, as you put it, talking about a case in a file she clearly knew nothing about.
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throwing the FBI under the bus, saying that she was misled, that she's demanding with a hard deadline the release of this material. She just said yesterday that the FBI has delivered, quote, a truckload, end quote, of Epstein files after she laid down the law and all that. What do you what do you make of that?
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Well, one more thing I do want to remind the base before we go is that, as we knew from before in these documents released by Donald Trump's attorney general, Pam Bondi, Trump's name itself was in Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs that were just, I should say, re-released last week, no less than seven times.
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So if the base is looking for some sort of deep state conspiracy or, you know, billionaire international network of. You know, a conspiracy or something. You know, the the the caller is inside the house. The caller is inside the White House. Julie K. Brown, before we go, one last thing. What is next? Like what in this story? Like what should we be looking for? What should we be asking for?
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Where is the mystery? What is it that we don't know that we need to know about Jeffrey Epstein?
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Julie K. Brown, MiamiHerald.com. Thanks so much for joining us again.
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Can I summon, like, God bless football.
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You know what we didn't discuss in headlines? Saquon Barkley got paid. Got paid. And he got paid two years after we entirely wrote off running backs getting paid ever again. One year after there was a plethora of running backs available, including our friend Austin Eckler, where it was like crazy. Like all of a sudden, every running back is switching teams. Derrick Henry is on a new team.
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Austin Eckler is on. Everyone's just moving back and forth. Saquon ends up switching teams. Now Saquon gets paid because of the year that he had. And it's going to be interesting to see if that kind of resets the running back market and maybe all of the running backs for free agents a year too soon. But also, it's Saquon Barkley, so probably not.
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I think it will help other running backs slightly, but we're not going to see another $20 million running back, I don't think, in the near future.
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That was very much a... super bowl high you know what i mean like oh my god we did it we couldn't do it before we got him oh my god he carried us we won the super bowl because of him whatever he wants just give it like and then like six months from now it's gonna be like wait we did what like we gave him what money
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Yeah, his age is like Howie, Howie, Howie right here.
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Here, sign this real quick. And like, it's like 50 plus million for like two years. And it's like over 30 million guaranteed. And there's still incentives to make it more money. Like, yeah. What a deal for Saquon. You know what? I'm happy for Saquon.
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Absolutely. Great for him. He wasted the first portion of his career in New York. People didn't appreciate him for how good he was. He now goes to Philadelphia. Great offensive line. Now goes to Philadelphia. Almost breaks the record for regular season rushing yards.
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They end up sitting him the last game of the regular season, so he doesn't have the opportunity to break the record, but he was on pace to break the record. And now he's rewarded for being such a great team player, sitting down, putting the team first. A little disappointing Super Bowl. Putting the team first, helping them throughout the playoffs, and now he's gotten paid, so good for him.
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Oh, dude, no. It's a massive disappointment.
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That is going right back in that direction. But hey, good for him.
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Get that money. You want to play a game of more Mike Lee?
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Ooh. Okay, so Abdul Carter, we found out last week, had the stress fracture, but he didn't need surgery. Yeah, he didn't need the surgery. Could still be the number one pick. Now, okay, Travis Hunter... Heisman Trophy winner. I don't know why I'm giving you their resumes. But Travis Hunter, he's going to go high in the draft. Both guys should be top five picks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Both would be top five picks. Unless something crazy happens, both guys will be top five picks. If you're the number one pick, I feel like you are viewed as a bust more often than a number three or four pick, right? Like, I think. But... Travis Hunter's coming in. Heisman Trophy winner. He's saying that what he does is harder than what Shohei Otani does, which was a weird, weird conversation.
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Weird flex. OK, yeah. Here is my I'm going to go with as I'm talking this out. I'm going to go with Travis Hunter. And it's not because I don't think that Travis Hunter is incredibly talented. It's not because I think that Travis Hunter is not worthy of being a top five pick in the NFL draft.
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I don't like the start like that. I just like to start like a regular thing, like the God bless football. You know what I mean? It's like, it's fine, but like, I don't know.
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Travis Hunter, though, and this is like strange for someone in my position to be saying, Travis Hunter seems... a bit small to me to be playing both sides of the ball in the NFL all the time. Like, I think that that's where the situation is, where bust is a possibility, right?
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Where you're hoping, if you're hoping, or if you talk yourself into Travis Hunter is going to be in the NFL, what he was in college. I think that that's not as likely, uh, And for that reason, he might be a bust, right? And also, if he's drafted by a team that is going to be playing him on both sides of the ball all the time, that team is in trouble.
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Like, you can't have him in the NFL playing every single snap on offense and defense. And his size, I mean, obviously there's wide receivers that are his size. There's, you know, cornerbacks that are his size, but... Both sides of the ball, he's going to be getting hit a lot. Like, a lot. And getting hit in the NFL is much different than getting hit in the college.
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And I can tell you that from experience. Yes. Playing neither of those. But it just seems like he's got to bulk up a little bit, which is what you say about everyone, right? Coming out of college, going to the NFL. He's got to bulk up a little bit, but I just think that it's going to be a lot harder to be playing both sides of the ball in the NFL than it was at Colorado.
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I also feel like, and we'll just do this real quick, it's very easy to forget about linemen. You know what I mean? You could have a very serviceable career, somewhat underwhelming, and you're just like, oh. And five years from now, you're like, oh, Abdul-Kart was the number one pick.
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Okay. All right. Constructive criticism. I'll take it. So just, hey, don't do what Stugatz does because you're not capable of that. And also don't do what you're doing because it's terrible. So just be better all around.
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He's fine. Where Travis Hunter, everyone's going to be watching for him on both sides of the ball or wherever it is that he's playing. So for him, I think, unfortunately, there's going to be more eyes on him. And he's more Mike Lee to be described potentially as a bust than Abdul Carter, who people might just forget about.
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Mikey? Yeah. I did a terrible job, admittedly, in the first segment of the show called Headlines because we're now in the third segment of the show and we still haven't gotten through all the headlines that I had timed out for the first segment of the show, which was a very poor job by me. So final headline. There's only one left, which is good news. There's only one left. Final headline.
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You know how we were raving last week about Bill Belichick and University of North Carolina getting hard knocks basically because the Giants ruined offseason hard knocks and every team everywhere was like, you know what? I don't want to look. I don't want to look as bad as the Giants, and I don't. Poor Stugatz's friend, Joe Shane. I never want to be Joe Shane.
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I never want to have a situation where my teenage son is telling me, you know what? You should do. You should pick the best player. And then I'm like, maybe not, though. Maybe not. Even though we can't actually get him, maybe let's not take the best player there.
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It was implied, which is fine. Okay. Here we are, first week of March, and our training camp has begun in terms of what we need to work on on this offseason, how we're going to make this show better. And it's really just eliminating me. It sounds like I'll just get out of the way and we'll have a much better show moving forward. We have more Mike leads to get to later.
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Yeah, I mean, which do you think was worse, the Jaden or the Saquon? It was Saquon, right?
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Well, OK, so I didn't even finish the headline. So the headline was because of that, no team in the NFL wanted to do this. So, you know, who's coming in? Big Bill Belichick and the North Carolina Tar Heels. The flavor of the week. Now we all want to be Tar Heels fans. We want Bill Belichick to succeed and all that. And then, you know, like a day later, it's like, you know what? Never mind.
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They're not doing it either because we couldn't reach a deal. So we're not even going to get Bill Belichick on Hard Knocks. So now Hard Knocks, which, by the way, if we're going to be honest...
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too much hard knocks like too much hard knocks hard knocks in training camp i thought was fine regular hard knocks perfectly fine in season hard knocks there we started kind of like i don't know about this situation if your team was on look the dolphins were on it like two years ago i i'm still telling myself well i have two episodes left i'm gonna get back i'm gonna finish it i know exactly how that season ended i don't need to get back to that i don't
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need to watch the last two two episodes i know exactly how it's gonna go didn't even finish it when it was my own team the off season where it's like let's follow around the decision makers and just have cameras in their office while they're sitting there talking on the phone looking at spreadsheets like i don't know about this
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I mean, yeah, but you're watching for a train wreck like you want it to be really bad.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, so regular hard knocks is cool because regular hard knocks mostly like you're getting regular hard knocks.
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well because you're like you follow stars ish that you wouldn't have access to but also like you're getting the stories of like the fringe players that are just fighting to make the team and you're like rooting for these players and then you have like an interest in these players like oh my god i hope this guy makes it and then also like sneaky like darren waller on my fantasy team every year like well for like two or three years was on my fantasy team because of hard knocks i'm like you know what
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Waller's still there. Let's roll the dice on him. I liked him on hard knocks.
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I have a new game that I want to play at the end of this show. And I'll tell you the name of the game and see if you can figure out how this game works. The name of the game that we're going to be playing later in the show is who's the worst coach to be on a plane with. And I'm not going to give you the details of how that game is going to work later on.
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Well, it's also very formulaic where every year we're just going to see O's, the mentalist, visit training camp and put a fish in a piece of acrylic whatever. You know what I mean? Like, how'd that happen? Oh, O's has a prediction for the Super Bowl. Oh, my God, it's us. We're going to the Super Bowl. How did he do it? Look at us. We're going to go.
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And none of those teams ever make it to the Super Bowl.
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Yeah. Yeah, I suppose. You know, the thing about in-season hard knocks, too, that's different is in-season hard knocks. It's kind of like the opposite. But in-season hard knocks like I watched the games this week. I know exactly how this plays out. I don't really care about the storylines unless someone got in trouble or something crazy happened.
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I don't really need to know what happened Monday through Thursday in your facility. I don't care.
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Wow. So that's how you experience the game. Fuentes, are you in on that?
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And I bet you're on the edge of your seat. No, you can make fantasy moves, but based solely on hard knocks.
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No, no, no. Fantasy is fine. You can do fantasy.
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You guys can see if you can figure it out and maybe a play a game at home yourself and, and see if you can guess exactly what that segment is, but that's not going to be this segment. Next segment is more Mike Leary. Tease that. And on the TV side, we're going to be hearing from our friend Matthew Berry. We sat down with him at the Super Bowl.
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Yeah, your job is just experience the NFL through hard knocks for a season. That's it. It's very simple.
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Exactly. Yeah, you get a couple weeks off. Watch college football. You can be in on college if you want. You just can't watch the NFL for a year. You can only experience the NFL through hard knocks. I wonder if there's a person that like... Can we get Taylor to do this? Well, I was just going to say... No, he won't do it. He's always going to be telling us about his friend, Mac.
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Dude, I keep bothering him. I'm like, so where's Mac going to go next year? Where's Mac going to go? He used to be... Taylor, who works with us, Mikey, for those who don't know, and Mikey, used to be roommates with Mac Hollins. So he's on the Mac beat and he has been assured that he will break the story as to where Mac is going this time.
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Because last time he had it and Mac told him, hold off on that. And then it got scooped by like Rappaport or something. And he was like upset. And he's like, okay, you can put it out. He's like, it's too late.
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Rappaport already reported it. Yeah. Wow. So.
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What are we doing here? Like, come on. We want to get Mac on the show. It'll be fun. And here you guys are poo-pooing the situation.
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I can tell you where he's not. Probably the Bengals because they don't have any more money for receivers. They're out of that. Plum dry money for receivers in Cincinnati.
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So we talked about this earlier in the week, Mikey, and what I was telling people was, you know, what would have happened if it was offseason hard knocks with North Carolina and we're like, wow, North Carolina, Bill Belichick, blah, blah, blah. What it would have been is it would have been us just watching Mike Lombardi the entire time in his office.
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When we come back, we play a brand new game called Worst Coach to Be on a Plane With. I have ideas.
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And to be honest with you, we talked very little football with Matthew Berry. We kind of got deep with him. We found out something about him that we didn't know. We found out a dream of his and just kind of sort of his finances, I guess, and what he's willing to pay for certain things that he likes. But before we get to all of that,
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god bless football is presented by smirnoff we do game days please drink responsibly the smirnoff company new york new york mikey mike fuentes yeah promised it earlier so we have to get to it just because we promised it and i don't i feel like we were coming out of a good thing we had some fun and i have a fun game here that i want to play it's called worst coach to be on a plane with okay and this is how it works we're gonna go around the room
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And we're each going to say the worst coach to be on a plane with. And you're wondering, why are we doing this? It's because I saw on the Internet, which will be a new segment that we play another week. I saw on the Internet a photo of Pete Carroll standing in the aisle of an airplane.
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And the person that took the photo of Pete Carroll said, Pete Carroll has been standing in first class in the aisle of this airplane forever. almost the entire flight.
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It was well over an hour that he was standing there, and he was just talking to other coaches while on the flight, and they were talking strategy and what they were going to be doing, which seems very unwise to be doing that out in the open publicly.
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The person then also said, I think the Raiders are going to trade for Geno Smith, which I don't know if that was real or not, or if they were just adding that on there. But it was a photo of Pete Carroll standing in an aisle. I don't know because it wasn't a video if he was standing an entire flight and if he was talking to coaches or not.
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But I saw it on the Internet, so I choose to believe that it is true. So that has now spawned this new game called Worst Coach to Be on a Plane With. Now, here's the question that I want to ask of you guys, even though I've created this game. Is this the worst coach to be on a plane with or the worst coach to be sitting next to? Because I feel like those are different things.
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Okay. Well, so we'll start with you. Who's the worst coach?
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So does Nick Sirianni strike you as the only person that uses the service button up top calling the attendant over? He just yells.
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Okay. I can kind of see that. So is then your strategy to pick like the smallest coach? Cause then is Mike McDaniel a good person to sit next to on the plane? Because he seemingly is the opposite of pick the biggest coach. Like let's pick the smallest coach, Mike McDaniel. Like, is he then a good option?
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It's time for our favorite segment that we do every single week, this first segment of the show. Say it with me, guys. Headlines. Headlines. Headlines. We do it every week, I guess. We do it every week right around this time. It's called Headlines. Who brings us Headlines?
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Okay. Fuentes, do you agree Mike McDaniel is a good option?
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I feel like he turns to you and he's like, bro, they got Entourage on this.
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This is I like this because, you know, because he's a coach. So he's obviously not always, you know, up to date on what is the newest of things. Right. I can imagine a conversation now with Mike McDaniel where he turns to use like, dude, they got an entourage. And then he looks, he goes, episodes like, you know, this was a show. They made a show out of the movie.
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Like, yeah, Mike, like that was a show for like 10 years before they made it a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Sirianni seems like an entourage. Okay.
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I feel like Pete Carroll, if any coach was on Entourage, it was Pete Carroll. I'm on it. I'm on it. I also think like Nick Sirianni is the guy that tells you – he hates ballers because that's not how it works. Like, he's always like, that's... I like the idea. I like the idea, not how it works. That's not how it works in the NFL.
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Like that happened. I could see that. So back to worst coaches on the airplane. The thing with Mike McDaniel that might make him not a good option is I feel like he also always wants to be the funny guy. You know what I mean? Like if he is – I could see him being the expensive headphones, hoodie on, keeping to himself. But like if he is interacting –
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He's the guy that wants to get the laughs, right?
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He's like diagonal neighbor that turns and talks to you sideways like this the whole flight.
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You know what I mean? And his wife is tapping him on the arm like, leave him alone. Where are you guys going?
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Headlines is brought to us by Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, I should say. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company. New York, New York. They actually didn't sponsor headlines. They sponsored another segment later on. But you know what? This week, headlines brought to you by Smirnoff.
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He's a hang loose guy for sure. So that'll do it for this week of God bless football. And if you think of coaches that would be terrible on the plane or coaches that love entourage or hate ballers or who would talk to you, who's been to Hawaii, let us know. Just tweet at us on all of our socials. And that's it. All right. Bye, guys. See you next week. God bless football.
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Now that we're taking notes and we're talking this through, I have a new name for this segment that I want to run by you guys. And I promise we'll get to headlines in just a second. Fuentes, I think that you might like this name. Mikey, I'm not sure if you'll like this. Sorry, Mike. That's my mistake.
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I'm like, what if we what if we call this segment headline day and we give you all the headlines because you guys during deadline day of basketball in the NFL will do this whole deadline day thing. No. OK, we'll move on. We won't do that. It's just going to be called headlines. Then headlines presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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This is how it's going to work for those of you who are new to the program and haven't seen us play headlines every single week. I'm going to read you some headlines and then we're going to get some thoughts. Okay. Does that work for you guys? Let's do it. All right. First headline, Max Crosby has signed an extension.
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So that has now taken Max Crosby out of the trade talks and he will be returning to the Raiders next season. Guys, initial thoughts on Max Crosby and also what does this do for Miles Garrett?
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Are the Raiders going to be good offensively? What is the timeline on the Raiders getting good? Because they now have locked in Max Crosby, which is good, right? And they've given him a ton of money. It's good in the sense that, okay, this is our guy. We're not going to let him go. We're going to build around him.
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But also, you're giving him a ton of money, which is taking away money that you could use to better your team elsewhere. And to your point, at the quarterback position,
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If you're giving him this money, are you planning on going younger at quarterback and not throwing a bajillion dollars at an established quarterback a la Matthew Stafford, who, by the way, also headline number two, which I guess we'll get in here. Matthew Stafford staying put. He's not going to the Jets. He's not going anywhere else.
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But also, he's not going to the Raiders, so they still need a quarterback, which would have been a nice fit for the Raiders looking for a quarterback.
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God bless football, Mike Yang. God bless football, Fuentes.
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They just seem to be in a pretty bad spot in terms of quarterbacks, right? Because we'd have to look at the cap, but if you're giving Max Crosby this deal, you're not going to pay a quarterback $40 million, $50 million a year. So you're going to have to settle on a quarterback that's going to be okay, I guess, and then hope that...
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You have a Sam Darnold year out of someone, but what weapons do the Raiders have? They don't have Justin Jefferson. They don't have the same weapons as the Vikings, so Sam Darnold, even if you get actually Sam Darnold, not a Sam Darnold 2.0, which is a crazy sentence, but if you get actual Sam Darnold, he won't be Sam Darnold in Las Vegas either.
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Thank you, Mike Fuentes. Guys, fans, audience, friends, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I think I need to work on the God Bless Football at the beginning because when I ask it or when I say it, it sounds like I'm asking a question. Like, I'm kind of curious. Like, does God Bless Football? Like, I don't know.
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Oddly enough, Stafford seemed like he was going to be that guy for someone. And the Giants thought that they were going to get Matthew Stafford and they were going to have their quarterback solution. And now the Giants' plan seems to be, you know what? Aaron Rodgers sounds like Aaron Rodgers might work. We could try Aaron. What?
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Is that the pitch? I think the pitch to Aaron Rodgers is you don't have to move. So, hey, you want to play football, right? Because this is it. You want to play football? You want to start? This is the only spot.
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So let me ask. I mean, the Devontae Adams thing didn't really work last year, right?
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Yeah, he had some games there with old Aaron. You see him going back to Las Vegas? I don't think that was a happy ending there.
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Okay. Hold on a second. Because now, in the segment that we like to call headlines, I have another twist. First of all, I don't think that Tom Brady will bring Aaron Rodgers in to be his quarterback, if we're going to be honest. But that's a whole other thing.
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Here's a twist. Here's a twist. And it's another headline. DJ Metcalf demands. DK Metcalf demands a trade. What if he goes to Las Vegas? Pete Carroll's there. He unites with Pete Carroll. Then you have weapons. then maybe you bring in an Aaron Rodgers and Devontae Adams. So you have Devontae Adams, DK Metcalf, some call him DJ, and Aaron Rodgers, Max Crosby is still there.
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I mean, now we're cooking with gas.
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Okay, how about this? People love that, though.
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I have an idea. Okay. So you don't get Aaron, but you get DK Metcalf. Pete Carroll's there. And you say what? You know what? Russ, one last ride. Reunite. In Vegas. You reunite all of the Seahawks in Vegas. You call Richard Sherman and say, hey... Richard, what are you up to? You want to come over here? Get Richard Sherman over there. Maybe see if Beast Mode has one last ride in him.
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Uh, so, I think I need to work on that. This is a new segment that we call Notes. So, I think I need to work on that, but also, I don't really want to have, like, the same energy as Stugatz when he starts the show, or he does the God Bless Football, because, like, if I'm gonna be honest, it's kind of a little bit annoying, right? So, like, I've been thinking...
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One last ride. So what you're saying is... And he was a Raider already, so it's double. One final... And Devante.
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I think you do a boys trip in Vegas and you say, you know what? And they have a meeting. And they say, you know what, guys? We're not going to be good, but we're going to have fun. Does it move the needle for anyone? Okay. Maybe a few Seahawks fans out there like that. All right, that was headlines.
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We still have half our headlines because we just went off on a hypothetical about reuniting the Seahawks in Las Vegas next year. When we come back, we're going to play a game called More Mike Lee.
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so mikey uh we were supposed to play headlines last segment that was supposed to be the end of headlines but we went off on a hypothetical situation so i have a lightning round of headlines here where i'll just read you the headlines and then you can say yeah or like no i'll keep it under five words yeah yeah yeah joey bosa was released by the chargers Goodbye. Okay.
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T. Higgins has been franchise tag. He is now going to be making $26.2 million to be the Bengals' number two receiver.
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Yeah. I think if you look down here at the Dolphins' situation where Waddle was... one of the top 10 paid quarterbacks as a number two receiver, and then Tyree Kill kind of fell off this year, and you could say injuries, whatever. It was a recipe for disaster, and I feel like the Bengals are replicating this recipe for disaster.
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And unfortunately, if last year was any indication, second half of last season, the Bengals turned around and figured it out. But whatever they're doing is not working right now, and Joe Burrow can't save them from them.
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We saw a similar situation also last year in San Francisco with Brandon Ayuk getting the deal, holding out, eventually getting the exact same deal that he was holding out against. Came back, he basically became their number one when they got rid of Debo this offseason, and Debo's numbers were down last year. So they trade him over to the Commanders. Ayuk... Injuries did not have a great season.
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It also didn't work out. So it seems like this trend of paying two wide receivers a ton of money has not really been working in teams' favors. But hey, you know what? Maybe the Bengals are the ones smart enough to fix it. We'll see.
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Just came out of the gym a little bit sweaty in my car. My apologies. I love it. I'm going to go for the Pat Riley look, a little slick back hair. I don't got much hair left. We just happen to have Pat Riley over here.
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I don't know about that, but we'll try and make it work.
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Yeah, we'll see. It's a good break. Once you go there, the speed level, there's not many times that you can get at a speed level that's going to be higher tempo and higher paced than the NHL. But when you go best on best, that's exactly what happens.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Yes, the Panthers have played a lot of hockey, and some of their stars, the eight players that you mentioned, going over to the Four Nations, they're excited about it. It's not a heavy lift as far as scheduling. Not a ton of games in the two-week span. I believe the most you can play is five over that time. So it's not going to be too tiring, not wear them out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
But because of that speed level and hyper tempo, Paul Maurice, I was talking to him, and every occasion that he's mentioned that players, when they come back from that, their tempo and pace is so high. Getting back to the NHL level is kind of, seems like they're going back maybe down to the American Hockey League for a normal player. That's what you hope happens.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
And then the rest of the group of the Panthers that get to dip their toes in the sand, Sergey Bobrovsky, Carter Verhage, players along that line that have just played a ton of hockey, Aaron Ekblad. You know what? Take some rest. Take some time. Gather your thoughts. The team is playing well at the right time. They've done enough to this point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
500 hockey the rest of the way guarantees you a playoff spot. They want better than that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
the four nations they're excited for it expect these players they're they're well conditioned well trained and when they come back they'll be ready to go and that's when i believe you will see the panthers hit the gas pedal full throttle that's when they want to be dialed in well you mentioned pace of play this is going to be completely different than what this tournament is replacing which is an angel all-star game so while i'm looking
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Matthew and Brady Kachuk playing together. That's kind of interesting. I guess there's no bounds once you get into that team competition. You're playing for your country. If things get a little sideways, we'll see maybe some chirping. I believe between teammates, you will not see it go overboard. Just kind of some friendly kidding, if you will.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Yeah, there's a possibility. Todd McClellan's got it dialed in, right? Their power play is exceptional. They move it around quick. Larkin has gotten better since Todd McClellan's taken over. Defensively, they've been a little bit more structured, not giving up some shots. They still rely a lot on that power play. They do not score a lot of goals at five on five.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
and still a team that you look at if you're trying to compare it. But who's going to come out? Detroit has as good a shot as any with the way that they're playing with McClellan. And they pushed right to Game 82 last year with a hard push, almost got in. And I guess the template for the Red Wings is being set with just a little bit more defense of their top players are going.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
And Todd McClellan's made tweaks with Marco Casper on that top line, a young kid playing with Larkin Raymond. So that kind of stuff, Patrick Kane, they can get in there. There has to be someone. So Ottawa, maybe, yeah, who knows? They're kind of up and down like a yo-yo. I would say that same thing about the Detroit Red Wings. They're going to have to, they played a lot of home games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
They're going to have to go on the road and win. But I was picking out of that lot. Yeah, it's really tough to say. I would say Ottawa and Detroit have the best chances though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Boston's all over the map. Boston gets in somehow. They always do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
It's been a long time, best on best. And when you put that flag on the jersey and all of a sudden with advancements in USA hockey, USA hockey is the favorite in that tournament, which is crazy to think about. So you go into that. The goaltending, the defensemen, you look at the group in Sweden, Finland, always put together really superb teams. They're going to be tough outs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
You put on that flag for any country, they're going to represent it. They're going to go through the wall. And that's why they wanted to be there. And who doesn't want to go against Conor McDavid and Sidney Crosby? I guess the Kachuk brothers going head-to-head. See, and the best players in the world showcase their skills. They are pumped. They're going to do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
You're going to see the best from these athletes. You'll see the game at a speed, at a level that's just almost grotesque. You can't believe that it gets that fast. It's truly going to be fun to watch. Finland is the size of Manhattan. Try and grasp that. Five million people. It's the size of Manhattan. And they continue on the world stage with these kind of players.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
You've seen Lundell, Lolo Serena, and Barkov, how they play the 200-foot game. They never quit. They're well-taught from a young age. The same thing goes for Sweden. The Scandinavian countries are just really, really good at what they're able to do. So hit the ground running. There is going to be plenty of talent showcased in this Four Nations.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Tell me why you're wrong because of goaltending. I would start there. You've already got Petrangelo that's going to miss the tournament. Are you going to go with Drew Dowdy? Are you going to go with Mackenzie Wieger? Who's going to fill this? So they've got some question marks already on their defensive core that they're trying to plug in place. They have people that are available up front.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
They're pretty deep. But the consistency maybe around some of these rosters... are pretty stacked. I talked about Team Finland always seems to make an impact at these tournaments. Yeah, maybe you're not wrong. Maybe just look at the World Juniors. This is a past example of what happened at the World Juniors for Team Canada.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
But the only really main reason that you could point to is the goaltending on the other side for the other teams seems much better just all around. So if Team Canada does not get the goaltending and does not get the saves, they're not going to be around long, Roy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
So kind of interesting thing about Pavel Burin is routine that I caught on, didn't know a lot about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
i said at the rink he came in and went he was fast he practiced but he did not he didn't put a lot of extra time in at the very rink uh from what i gathered over time though that there was a continuous work workout cycle that continued at at his home or his apartment wherever he had a gym and it would be late at night for whatever reason before he went to bed and then would eat after that and he would come to the rink uh
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
So to put it in perspective, David, we came into training camp one year and our lowest body fat percentage was 6.2. And Pavel Bury came in hovering around 3.4%. That was the best. It was like rice paper on a human anatomy. Veins and you didn't think it was possible. So you knew that he put in the time and the work ethic. And the explosiveness to watch him practice.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
And there was a dedication there that sometimes he would play 30 minutes a night and we'd be playing back-to-back games and he would be at the morning skate the next day. And I was just like, whoa, whoa, this is a little guy just played half a hockey game and he wants to come out and twirl around in the morning. So his conditioning was off the charts. That's what made him special.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
And then just watching him shoot the puck. And the speed, I've never seen a person that explosive with his first three, four strides. And every break where you got five a game, it seemed like, but just shoot five hole. It was simple. Just go down, boom, five hole. Boom, five hole. So he was special. It's just... I guess he's around 5'9", 5'10". He was 180, 185 pounds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
But there was not one shred of fat. And it was the most powerful, explosive skater by far that I've ever played with.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
He told the goalies just to kick it out as hard as they could on the rebounds.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
So he could get breakaways. He just pounded the puck out and boom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Yeah, so there's a bunch, like broadcasting, it's not supposed to really turn out that way in a game seven. I look back at the histrionics, I'm like, oh my God, what am I saying here? What's happening? But so to lead up to that, to have that three to nothing series lead, the reaction is going to be pretty good if you win in game four. It's not going to be what you saw come out of me in game seven.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
It would have been Somewhat, not predetermined, but I would have just let Doug have his whole say, let him run through it, and then I would have jumped on board with my part. Same thing with Game 5, Game 6. So going into Game 7, it's the most nervous I've ever been. I would go back to Game 7 against Pittsburgh in the Eastern Conference Finals since I felt those kind of nerves.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
But this time I had no control. And you're on the verge of the biggest collapse in NHL history. Going back to 1942, World War II, Toronto Maple Leafs, when there was only six teams in the league. Oh, man. So you're trying to picture this as – and Paul Maurice, 26 years behind the bench. All the thoughts, I'm going, how does Paul Maurice come back and coach next year if we lose this game?
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
How do we get back? We've been here twice. How do we get here a third time? And we had a 3-0 series lead. So you're going into this game with – this is – This is monumental. This might be it. This might be it for 20 years. You just don't know. You can't waste an opportunity like this. So I'm just nerve-wracked the whole game. So the reaction is going to be different if it's 3-1, 4-1.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
We're cruising. So it's still all different. When that puck got held down in the corner, there was nothing going through my mind but just counting down that clock and thinking it was still six on five, two on one. And to be able to know that the Panthers won that trophy, it just exploded. There was no... rationale that what was coming out of my mouth, it was just going to be spit out.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
But yeah, I lost my mind. It's one of the greatest feelings I've ever had in my life. And I couldn't control it. I felt a little bit for Doug for stepping on him in game seven for such a historic call. But Once it went in, that's it. Everything was just being let out.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
I couldn't believe that we'd handled that pressure, got through it, and we were finally, finally going to be called Stanley Cup champions down in South Florida.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
You're looking at Washington and Winnipeg?
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Yeah, there's a good chance. The question is, Washington did a fabulous job in the offseason bringing in seven players under the age of 30. They retooled on the fly, and they all have been impactful. Pierre-Luc Dubois, you go with Majapahni, the goaltender, Logan Thompson, Chikrin Roy on defense. You just can name them all. So they got better fast. How good are they going to be in the playoffs?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
There's no real track record there. They were there last year. Spencer Carberry, unbelievable coach. But if the Panthers are there, when push comes to shove... Can you go toe-to-toe with that lineup and kind of unexperienced group? There is just unproven in the playoffs to get there and get it done against the Panthers. It would be a heck of a series.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
My hat's off to Spencer Carberry and the whole Capitals organization. It would be fun to watch, let's say that way. And on the other side, Winnipeg, Hellebuck, for all he's done in the regular season, another Vezina trophy coming. Winnipeg, he blew up in the playoffs, unfortunately, last year. And Halbach just dismantled. They got kicked out quickly.
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The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
So they're another team like the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Winnipeg's just got to prove it. They're a prove-it team. Edmonton's been there, done that before. You look at the analytics from the Edmonton Oilers, it's outrageous. The zone time, first in expected goals for, second in expected goals against. It's a dominant team, even throughout the lineup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
If they get any kind of secondary production and holds up, It'd be tough to see, but so you go, I guess it would be just more two experienced group that have been there, done it before. And if Winnipeg and Florida or sorry, Winnipeg and Washington, the two W's are able to get there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
The question is, how do you hold up in a seven game series under all that that pressure when it's been the first time in a long time for both those franchises?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Hockey Show: Four Nations Preview (feat. Billy Lindsay)
Love you, Billy. Sorry about the car and everything. Hey, man, you got to go to the gym. I appreciate you guys having me on. All the best, Roy and David.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Well, I guess you'd feel better. I'd feel worse. So I haven't been invited to anything, but I did get texts asking, hey, where would you recommend we go to dinner?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
We quickly then shifted over to are we gonna meet MJ? Oh
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I had cornrows once. Oh, man. It was a summer. Yeah.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
Went to the Bahamas. Yeah, I was on a cruise. Honestly, I did sleep with a do-rag tonight. You had to. It hurts so much to get it done.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
You especially have to. Maybe two of them. I'm trying to find the picture to send to you guys privately, but yeah, that was one of those things that disappeared. Don't send it. I was worried because I'm like, is it going to be appropriation?
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
730.
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The Big Suey: The Deflection Masterclass (feat. Sex Expert April Lampert)
I thought you were going to go with, what are you, Carbonaro?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
But then he was like 88, right?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Now we'll never know. I don't know. We're going to have to find out later.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
But TBD, I mean, it's not bad. It's better than no.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
I have a question for you guys. What's the protocol on autographs at a funeral? Like you think no, right? Hard no. You think no, right? You know no. No, well, hold on a second. But continue. But it's not always no because there is that book where people check in and they sign the guest book and they say like, you know, I love your family, whatever, right?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Dude, you can have like Michael Jordan signing that, whatever. What if someone goes and they decide, I'm going to pull a fast one. I'll take that book out there. I'm going to put an NBA basketball and just be like, Amin was so deep in NBA circles that he really just wanted everyone to sign the basketball.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
And you could get a basketball signed by some of the NBA's luminaries that chose to attend Amin's funeral.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
What players are we talking about? Well, whoever would actually show up to a meeting, so probably, like, I don't know, Mike Bibby or something.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Yeah, like, I mean, look, let's be real. Not Michael Jordan, right? But you also have to have someone assigned to, like, security detail for the ball so that, like, a means great aunt or whatever isn't going to sign. You're like, oh, no, no, no, let's move over here. Let's go get some, like, finger food or something. We don't want you signing that ball.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Less than autographs. I think taking photos is worse than autographs. You do. Worse? At a funeral? Are you going to throw up the peace sign two up, two down next to a dead body? Right next to the tombstone.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
You know what? I haven't heard anything this week because I've been in Mexico on a Cuervo trip with the sponsors and stuff. They've been taking care of me, VIP, wine and dine, the whole thing. So I haven't heard anything. I don't know what's going on. Coming in fresh, coming in relaxed. I'm just doing my thing.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
All you got to do is slip the photograph for a 20 and be like, look, the moment MJ gets up to the casket to look over, you get to the other side, I'm going to stand next to him, and we're both going to look into the casket, and you take the picture from the front. So you're kind of looking over with MJ like... Damn, I can't believe it.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
But you and MJ next to each other, and then you kind of threw one at each other.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
But hold on a second. Are you, this is taking from behind? Because you're going to need someone to go on the other side of the casket.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Yeah, on the other side.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
That's why I slipped the guy a 20. But somehow, you almost need the camera inside the casket, right? Like you need to set up like a selfie camera on Amin's body.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
We put a GoPro on Amin. Because if it's open casket, it's the wrong angle. Because if you're over it, it's looking down. You got to get it inside going up, looking at him.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
But then you're looking up only. We can reorient.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
You can set the meta glasses on his chest looking up at you.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Hold on a second. Now I'm wondering, how did those people die? Wait, they had a wall of just casket pictures of their family members? Like you're in a pizzeria and a famous person walks in and they put the picture on the wall? Where's the dead wall? What part of the house was it in?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Were they like embalmers or something? They're like showing off their work?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Were they white guys?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Interesting.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
yeah speaking of dead state have you seen those things where the people have the the dead people but they're at the club and the dead person's there like holding a heineken have you seen that before weekend at bernie's type yes but people have like a celebration where like i thought it was just one time no i've seen it i've seen it i've seen it so i remember seeing a story where it was one time where
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
With cleats on or no?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Why would you stop at cleats? People aren't looking at your feet in the open casket.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
They're embalming Amin right now. Yeah.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
You take the trash out. Look, in Amin's meager defense, meager because he's not here to defend himself.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
I'm actually a little bit worried, and I'll tell you why. I've been with Amin on different excursions that him and I have had. We've gone to Cleveland. We've gone to a whole bunch of places, right? I've never seen... It's in Cleveland. I'm trying to think of the other place we went to. Salt Lake? Oh, no. Salt Lake. And we also went to. Stop laughing, Billy. Cleveland is a great place.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
To be honest, we were in Independence, Ohio, not Cleveland. We were staying 45 minutes.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
out of town whatever not the point the point is i've been with amin on nights where we've drank very much and he bounces back quickly so i've never seen him hung over the the the timing body clock thing he's got like a kramer thing where he doesn't need the clock so i'm actually a little bit worried all right that he's seven minutes late for the people that weren't listening yesterday let's relive let's hear what he said can we put the camera on his empty chair while we play that
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Play it. It also famously failed for Kramer. Well, yes. Yes, of course. Let's hear what he said yesterday.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
That's also true. That's also a lie. I'm telling you. Dude, oh, we went to Milwaukee. That's where it was. Okay, we went to Milwaukee. Funny enough, it was the Dunk-A-Mean thing. It was 2021, so still prime COVID transit. Prime COVID. It was.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Amin was in this studio sick so many times. But he never had COVID. That's not one of those things like, I didn't test positive. I don't have COVID. He was in here so many times sick.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
You can't get hung over if you're never not drunk.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
Hair the dog. You just get right back on the train, baby. Exactly.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
You never give yourself a chance. So I got a question. Do we know that Amin made it back home from wherever he was last night?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
The method is, I don't know if you guys know this or not, Amin had a premonition. And the only way that Amin's going to die is via a car crash.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
I've heard him say that. All I'm saying is, if Amin made it home last night, he's not dead.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
I think he probably went a couple different places last night, not just the Kaseya Center.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
We've got to track him down at some point. Has anybody sent him a text? Did I tell you when I was in Vegas after like two days? No, because it's related. Two days in, they came in and they knocked on my door to make sure I wasn't dead because I had like do not disturb on my door for the Super Bowl.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
And I guess so many people just die in the hotel that after like 24 hours of do not disturb, it's like protocol for security to come and make sure you're not dead.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
No, I didn't leave the room. I just had Do Not Disturb. I don't like people like... I feel bad for them coming in and making my bed every day when I'm just going to get back and make a mess anyways. Like... Did you leave the room, though? I mean, I left to go to Radio Row.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
I rappelled down. I wanted to do a fun trip.
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
So will someone check on Amin at some point if we just don't see him?
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Local Hour: American Crime Story (The Disappearance of Amin Elhassan)
We do want closure on that one.
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You know how this ends, right? Whenever he shows up, he's just going to say this with fear to the mind and he did this on purpose to prove a point.
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Cuervo.
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Yeah.
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What? That answers your question. I didn't know Dale Earnhardt was number eight. Is he number eight? Oh, wow.
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God bless football, Mikey A. God bless football, Fuentes.
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kind of goes on longer than i thought it would so i had a bunch of headlines that we didn't get to here so i want a rapid fire lightning round of here's a headline because i have three more headlines that we didn't get to and then i want to introduce you guys to our new game the jets story of the week does that sound good for you guys do you have other plans you want to do do you want to just talk about something else how are we feeling what's going on with our lives what do you think
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Really? Yeah. I can't believe that the Braves, at the time of taping, still have not won a game.
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Could be a measuring stick series. By the way, Thoughts and Prayers is a job in his family. His dad passed away a couple weeks ago, so I have spoken to him since then. He's doing well, but obviously it's a trying time for him and his family, so... We do miss Jabba. We love Jabba and his family. So hopefully they're all doing a lot better now. Here's a headline.
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I don't know another way to transition from that. There's no way. Good transition.
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Here's a headline. Roger Goodell says that we should know within the next 60 days if NFL players will be allowed to play in the 2028 Olympics as part of the flag football team. They're negotiating, obviously, with the players union and a number of entities. But the NFL players who have been talking about wanting to participate for both the U.S. and their home countries are.
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We'll know within the next 60 days, according to Roger Goodell, if they will be allowed to participate in the Olympics. Here's another interesting factor is that that's all well and good, but it's 2025. So the players that think that they want to participate in the Olympics in 2025 might not be the ones that are participating in 2028.
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Tyreek Hill, who's constantly talking about how he wants to be on that team. Tyreek Hill. So.
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Anyways, what I was saying before, we're going to do here one of my favorite games called Here's a Headline. Later on in the show today, we have the debut of a new segment called Anonymous Sources. And we also have a segment that I want to give you the name, but I'm worried that when I do give you the name, you're going to want to tune out.
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All of them, okay? This whole business that we get from the captain of the flag football team that compares himself to Patrick Mahomes, and he says that he would do better on that team than Patrick Mahomes. Sir, respectfully, no. That is not the case. These are professional football players. The skill position players will do just fine on the U.S. flag football team at the Olympics. Go on. Sorry.
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I feel like I undercut what you were going to ask, but go on. Go on. All of them is the answer. They will all do just fine in the flag football game.
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The idea that there are NFL players that are less skilled at touch football than the people who... Flag. Flag football. Flag football. The idea that the people who play flag football, respectfully to all of the flag football players out there, the idea...
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that failed football players who resort to playing flag football are better at playing flag football than the professionals who play the actual game is pure idiocy to me respectfully to everyone involved in this situation respectfully exactly what I wanted exactly what I wanted respectfully you're right and I don't think like a 38 year old Tyreek Hill would be bad on that team I feel like he'll still be very fast
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He will be fast. I mean... I will take him, and people will get mad at me for this, I will take a 38-year-old Tyreek Hill to beat Team France in flag football. Yes, I would.
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I would take a 38-year-old Tyreek Hill, whatever year that is, to beat Team France.
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It's three years from now. You have to think. Here's a question.
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And I'm asking you, don't tune out because it's a good segment.
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I wonder who's going to buy for that position. Is it going to be the guy that has won Super Bowls that wants now the medal, or is it going to be the guy that hasn't been able to? It's like, this is how I'm going to cement my legacy. I will be the guy that wins the first gold medal for football for the U.S.
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Oh, I didn't know that his great-grandfather is half German and is eligible.
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it's it went out of business yeah they filed for bankruptcy and that's there's like a big controversy on the internet now like delete all your information from 23 and me before they sell it to the highest bidder okay well so one of those one of those yeah ancestry.com one of those is going to be doing monster business in 2028 so we can find some connection points hey here's a headline andrew whitworth
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This one is called the Jets story of the week. Now, if you don't like the Jets, you're probably going to say, I don't want to stick around to hear more Jets talk. But as you know, with the history of the Jets, it's probably not going to be a favorable story of the week for the Jets. So we're going to be doing the Jets story of the week. Stugatz will not be joining us.
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is pushing for the quote-unquote Shield Award, a working title. I will sell you. It's been noted many times. This is a working title, and the Shield Award would go to the best offensive lineman each year as part of the NFL honors. Andrew Whitworth is not thrilled with the idea that offensive linemen get overlooked.
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Andrew Whitworth himself won the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award a number of years ago, but it has been noted that an offensive lineman has not won any of the other major awards outside of the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award. So Andrew Whitworth is pushing for the Shield Award at the NFL Honors. Your thoughts?
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name's a little bit working title a little bit a little bit cheesy it's a working it's a working title i will say this if you're asking for my two cents which you haven't asked for but if you're asking for my two cents i think the shield award that is a pre-ceremonial award that is handed out that is something that you inform the winner of as they're on the red carpet hey congratulations you won the shield award presented by degree or whoever is going to present the shield award yeah
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Correct. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. I could see that. I could see that, but you got, that's like a pre-ceremony thing. Like we're not going to take substantial amounts of time to dedicate it to this off camera.
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Okay. So I think then if we do pass the shield award working title, if we pass the shield award, uh, And we do it during the main ceremony. You really need to think about who the first winner is and not necessarily have it be the best offensive lineman.
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You need someone who, to Mikey's point, is going to deliver a good speed, a good player, obviously, but deliver a good speech because I feel like there's a one year testing ground on this. And if it goes poorly off the main show.
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We don't know where he is, but hopefully he's back soon. He's on assignment. He's on assignment. I actually believe that he's in Las Vegas seeing –
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So just to be clear here, I just want to make sure I'm understanding this properly. You're saying that before it makes air, they need to disclose their speech and then it's determined whether or not it's on air? Or are you saying that all of the participants
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should need to perform their speech for a committee, almost like an old school beauty pageant where you ask the questions and then the award is given not only to the best, but also taken into account is the quality of the speech.
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What if we did go full beauty pageant with the NFL honors and it's like, okay, you have your past performance, the game tape, whatever. That's one portion.
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dead and company for the six thousandth time just kind of making sure everything's good there they got all the songs in order they do the right set list and all of that and uh once he handles his business out there with the dead and company he'll be back and then uh hopefully join us again at some point or not whatever anyways follow us if you want on our feed god bless football so are you guys ready to play our first game of the day it's called here's a headline let's do it
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Yeah, you have the speech. That's another percentage. And then, boom, swimsuit competition.
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I'm going to put down, so we have past performance, we're going to have the speech, we're going to have the question, we're going to have the swimsuit, and we're going to have the formal wear. And the formal wear has to be different from the suit that they wear on the red carpet. So you're going to need three outfits at least for this award.
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And I think that what you do is you break it up over the night, right? So maybe, honestly, maybe this is what we do. Maybe we do this for the MVP. Right. And see how it goes. And then throughout NFL honors, we have them come and like, OK, this is the portion of the MVP award that we're going to dedicate to the formal wear. And here's the question and answer. Right.
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And then at the end, you do the speeches and then you announce the winner. And then if that works out for the MVP, then we extend it to all the awards. And then the NFL honors is just like 15 hours long. I like this. Yes, me too. Hey, here's a headline. Mark Davis, owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, said, quote, according to The Athletic, quote, this is my favorite time of year. We're all undefeated.
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You always want to compete, but you have to be honest. Are we going to win the Super Bowl this year? I don't know. It's possible.
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It was a roller coaster. It started out with, this is my favorite time of the year. We're all undefeated. It's like, uh-oh, loser mentality. Here we go. And he's like, you always want to compete, but let's be honest. Are you going to win the Super Bowl? And you're like, oh, oh, Mark, I don't know. I don't know. We're kind of going downhill.
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You're realistic, but I don't know if I want to hear that from the owner that he's already given up on the season. He goes, I don't know. It's possible. Boom. We're right back up top. Like, yeah. I'm in on Mark Davis.
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The thing about the let's be honest, though, rarely followed by honesty. In this case, very honest here. Very honest here. The let's be honest is kind of like, nah, I'm looking for an excuse here. But he's like, let's be honest. We're the Raiders. Come on. Gino, come on. Let's be honest here.
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what are we gonna do pete carroll just in the back room like yeah yeah yeah kind of takes the pressure off the players too right it's like well the owner doesn't seem to care if we're good or not he's super chill he just signs a check it's awesome hey mike fuentes you want to real quick here debut our new segment called the jets story of the week uh can you do it in 25 seconds
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I know the Jets are important. Look at this guy. Lucy Goosey. Mike Flint. That's right. You know, let's be honest.
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OK, let's be honest. It's April. The draft is a couple of weeks away. Again, if you want to hang out with us in the draft night, DraftKings Sports and Social, we're going to be there for the first round of the NFL draft on Thursday, April 24th. Okay, this is how the Jets story of the week goes, Mike Fuentes. And this is a segment that you're going to love because you are the star of this segment.
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So the Jets story of the week works like this. Mike Yeh is going to give you a Jets story of the week, and I'm going to give you a Jets story of the week. And you are going to determine which is the Jets story of the week.
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Oh. Oh, wow. You want me to go first or you want to go first, Mike?
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All right. Here's my submission to Mike Fuentes for the Jets story of the week. This week, Jets owner Woody Johnson discussed receiving an F grade in the player's report card, and he said it was totally bogus. And that is my submission to the Jets story of the week. That's hard to beat. But I think I could beat it. That's hard to beat, but I think I could beat it.
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It is the complete opposite of Mark Davis's Let's Be Honest. Because Woody Johnson has come out and said, an F for me? Owner of the stable New York Jets? Impossible! This must be bogus. This whole system is rigged and everybody is lying to me because I'm Woody Johnson and everybody loves me.
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Here's a headline. All right. Who wants to go first today? You want me to go first? Mike, you want to go first?
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Just pick which one is your Jets story of the week.
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I like when Billy goes first. All right. Here's a headline. And this is a big one. This was the talk of the NFL earlier this week. And its implications are going to be seen from sea to shining sea. The Dallas Cowboys have made a trade. The Cowboys are in agreement with the New England Patriots for Joe Milton III to be the backup quarterback for Dak Prescott.
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take him yeah it was him the whole time yeah we didn't take him mikey a is the inaugural winner of the jet story of the week yeah i was gonna i was gonna i was gonna vote for that one too mikey that's a great story what a franchise you root for huh thank you jets thank you go jets when we come back another new segment called anonymous sources presented by smirnoff hello hello
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Friends, today's episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. I feel like the energy. We're getting this. We're figuring this out. We're getting this energy. Real energy, fake energy, who's to say? But it's getting up there. Yeah. Fuentes, I have some good news for you and the audience as well. Thank you for joining us, by the way.
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Please drink responsibly. Mikey, you told me about anonymous sources. And when I say you told me about it, you just told me that it existed. And I immediately got very excited because I don't know if you've caught on to this. Thank you.
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The Patriots were going to use him as their third quarterback, but The Cowboys are now in need of a backup now that Cooper Rush has left. And I know a lot of you are saying, hey, this is not a headline. This is not a big deal. And I say, no, this was the talk of the league on Thursday.
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We needed to pay attention to it for a number of reasons, including Dak Prescott is always hurt. So that position is actually not a bad position to be in. And furthermore, I will say, dating back to last week, there were some rumblings about that the Cleveland Browns were thinking about trading for Dak Prescott.
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So while it seems like a nothing story, Joe Milton might find himself in a very desirable position now with the Dallas Cowboys.
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It's not a bad place to be if you're going to be a backup quarterback.
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So here are the clues. They signed players to good deals, okay players to good deals. But it's free agency, so it's not people that signed their own players back again. These are free agents that they brought in and have overpaid, according to this source. It's not the Chargers because we mentioned the Chargers. It's not the Ravens because we just did the Ravens.
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I said the Raiders. That was his guess. That was his guess. Is it the Colts?
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Okay, good. We're really narrowing this down.
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Ah, damn. Nailed it. First guess. By the way, before we go, on a somber note. We lost some friends this week, and I feel like it is only fitting that we say a few words here. So I want to say RIP to the chain gang, which will no longer be part of the NFL. It will be, but it won't be.
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The NFL is going to be going to a video-based system in terms of putting the ball down there, but the chain gang will get a little pity
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sideline spot there where they can keep going up and down the field should they want to but it doesn't really matter what they're doing they're just there for fun season just in case so rest in peace the chain gang i'm not sure if anyone has any thoughts on the the chain gang they'd like to share at this time yeah like like when your child wants to play video games with you and you don't really want them messing up anything so you just give them a controller that's not plugged in and you get really excited when things happen when they get excited that's what we've turned the chain gang into and um
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Very kind words by both of you. Thank you for joining us this week on God Bless Football. We'll see you next week. Hello, hello. Hi, I'd like to make a toast to the return of baseball and draft season right around the corner. Speaking of drafts, from game night to parties with friends or a special anniversary, celebrating important occasions means more moments with the coolest people in your life.
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Cheers to 50 years of Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer since 1975. Now's a perfect time to celebrate legendary stories with friends, family, and a great tasting light beer. It's Miller time, the taste you can depend on. A great beer trusted by beer lovers for 50 years. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic 50 years later. Here's to Miller Lite.
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Hear, hear. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
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That's the awkward thing of this whole saga, right? Is usually when you say that someone was a massive mistake, a swing and a miss, it's after you've released them. And it's usually like... a decent, somewhat respectable amount of time after. It's not like the day you release them, like, this person was a disaster. We had to move on. It's like, let's, you know, be a little classy here.
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We'll wait. And then, you know, a month from now, someone will catch up to me and I'll just say this thing off the record. And, oh, no, that was supposed to be private conversation. No, no. Jimmy's just coming out and telling you this was a massive mistake. And to your point, he is still on the roster. So... And they can't get rid of him. Or it would make no sense to get rid of him.
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So they're going to be paying him for the foreseeable future. He, I guess, will still be on the roster. Or they'll release him, but still have all that dead cap money. And things are just going to be awkward here. They're going to be awkward here for the Browns. And the Browns may draft a quarterback, even though it seems as though they're trending towards not drafting a quarterback.
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They still have quarterbacks out there that they may go after, like a Kirk Cousins type. The Browns... are the Browns. And, I mean, there's no Browns story of the week. There's a Jets story of the week that we'll get to later. But the Browns, I just – they did all of this for absolutely no reason.
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Like, they took the hit when Deshaun Watson was going through all of the accusations, which I don't think all of that is even settled. But they kind of went through all of that – For nothing, because he was never very good for them.
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So, Fuentes, I have some good news for you. We have some new games that we want to play today. Introduce some new games. It's the offseason. The draft is right around the corner. Oh, also, just a real quick aside. If you're going to be in the Nashville area for the NFL draft, we are going to be at the DraftKings Sports and Social Bar. So you can go and kind of check us out there.
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and they knew what they were getting into there's no legal recourse for them to get out of this contract they just have to kind of take it yeah they bet everything on deshaun watson and to an extent sold their soul for deshaun watson just to have it blow up in their face and now it's they've acknowledged it but can't fix it and can't do anything about it and they're just kind of like yeah
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We know, which by the way, for Jimmy Haslam, it's incredible because he's like, you know what? This one's on me. And it's like, yeah, yeah, we know this one's on you. And also you're the owner of the team. So there's no ramification. So like way to be the guy that's going to take one for the team here, but there are no consequences for this mistake by you whatsoever.
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Can I tell you what we will see at some point this NFL season? And maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I think that the Browns are going to end up with another like UFL quarterback on their roster. So like if you're watching the UFL that's going on now, keep an eye on the quarterbacks because one of them may be the Browns quarterback, you know, by week 12.
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It seems very much not how to handle one of your better players who he has also said, they haven't really been in contact with me. And they told me last season that we were going to sort this out this offseason because I believe this is the last year that he's under contract.
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We're going to be doing a live draft show during the draft. I believe it'll be on YouTube as well. But if you want to see us in person... Come say hi, maybe throw a football at me. I'll throw it back to you. It may result in you getting ejected from the facility, but it definitely will be there. Well, I don't know.
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And it would appear as though, and I don't know this, the Bengals don't really seem very much interested in resolving this issue with those comments. Or it was the absolute worst. worst PR move ever made by this team. I don't know what they're thinking by making those comments because if you're him, why would you want to resign with this team at this point? One more year on his deal, too.
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It definitely doesn't have to be said. You're wondering why it is that these teams are always in this position. It's because these teams make comments like that. The people running the team think, you know what? This is an appropriate thing to say, and that's why they're these teams.
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Yeah. When we come back, Mike Fuentes, we're going to introduce you to a new game called the Jets story of the week.
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You don't know the rules of this bar, but the one in Arizona definitely said no throwing footballs. But if you want to come hang out with us for the draft, do so that day. Hopefully the Titans still have the number one pick, because if not, we will be in Nashville regardless, and we will be celebrating the NFL draft and whoever the Titans pick whenever they make that pick. So.
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Look, even Teddy Bridgewater. Teddy Bridgewater left the game, went, coached a high school team to a state championship, and now is back with the Lions. Yeah. I don't know what Tannehill's doing. Anyways. How do you feel about Ryan Tannehill today?
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I don't know because this also might be Aaron Rodgers' last game, right? So we'll see. Is he going to want to put on a show? Is he just going to kind of – if this is his last game, go out like a fart in the wind and the game is completely forgotten. His last game was not good. They took him out. What are we going to do here? I don't know because – I don't know.
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That's the thing. You have a lot of players that could go rogue this weekend because of their own selfish needs. We were talking about the incentives and who's going to get what and whatever. And one of them was like, Dawson Knox needs eight receptions. We're like, is he going to get that? And we're like,
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Mitch Trubisky going to decide he wants Dawson Knox to get incentives or is Mitch Trubisky going to decide he wants a job next year? Like, what are we doing here? Yes.
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Game plan is throwing Dawson Knox the ball nine times. I don't know what we're doing. Cause also Josh is going out there to start. Josh is going out there to start to keep his streak alive, but like, Good luck getting him off the field. You know what I mean? I feel like Josh starts a football game. He likes to finish him. Right.
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Just one more drive. Coach, just one more drive. You know, anyway, you should just go out there, take the victory formation and walk off. That would be funny. It goes out there, just kneels the ball on first down. He gets his start and he's up off the field.
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No, they're 4 o'clock and 4 o'clock for the Dolphins. Yeah, 425 or whatever time it is.
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He says he's going to assess, and he's going to figure it out.
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How much time do you think he gets to think about this?
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I wonder what Greeny's job will be. What do you think? Media relations, maybe.
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If Rabel doesn't, though, Rex gets that job, right? In this ESPN Jets scenario. It's going to be Aaron Glenn. Would you take him back, Rex? I would.
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I deleted my text to Gulick. I'm not sending that text.
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It would be so funny if Golik's just sitting over my shoulder.
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Mike, any chance you could drop my kids off at school? Running a little late for work.
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Mike, not staying here for free. Take out the trash.
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Oh, my God. Pop, pop, Mike. I'm so excited.
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I know. We've got to make this happen. How do I kidnap the Gullicks?
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This is classic deflection from you, Chris Sims, because your team almost hit the bed yesterday, and it was ridiculous. How many chances did you have to win that game? How many times did the referees have to cheat with a clear targeting call that would have cost you the game?
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Listen, don't change the subject in that Ohio State is waiting for you and it is going to be an ugly scene.
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Big loss. There's an important loss that they had to Michigan.
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Stu Gatz, good morning, by the way. Good morning. Happy New Year, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Thanks, Billy. Happy New Year. So we're going to talk to Chris Sims in a little bit. We're going to have Stu Gatz. I sound a little down, right? I think that, yeah, I don't, I don't know if I want to say that this is a support group, but she gots, we need to accept something here together.
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Yeah, I kind of am. I think they've forgiven you, Chris. I think that they've moved on.
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You got to pull over there to NBC. You say, you know what? We got to do a show on location. Let's go to Texas. Let's cover a game there. You go to Universal Studios when you got to go to a theme park. You talk them into that.
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You should have a kid, Chris, like another one, like now. I feel like having a baby would be great.
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I actually am enjoying it. I think that you need a kid in your life. He has you.
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And it's that. either Penn state or Notre Dame are going to be playing for the national championship. You're right. Yeah. We just got to kind of get ahead on that. Accept it. Right. Buys mean absolutely nothing in the playoffs.
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How long was that adjustment for you from college to the NFL timing-wise? Because we've seen Caleb Williams struggle with it seemingly this season as well, where the game, I don't want to say it's moving too fast.
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But it seems like he has trouble with the play clock. It seems to just be moving at a lot different speed for him.
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Do you watch just bad SEC teams playing? No.
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He's also had times where he's just sat out quarters, right? Because they're blowing people so out of the water that it's like, well, he's not going to get passing yards. He's not going to get touchdowns. He's just not playing, which is weird because like they did mention he's going to play this weekend just to keep his streak alive. So I would think that's like a series or two max.
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Because why put him at risk for anything there?
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Listen, Chris, and I'm setting you up here to just be murdered by Dolphins fans, but I'm not 100% in disagreement. He doesn't need your help. Listen, because I'm kind of with you. I think Tua lost a lot of people last week. Like, it's not his call. He can't just decide that he wants to play the, you know, medical team, the coaching staff, whatever, sit him out.
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But, man, you want to see your franchise player get out there when the season is on the line. The Dolphins got lucky and Stu Huntley won the game for them. But you have Tua out. You have Waddle out. In Indianapolis, you had Anthony Richardson out. All teams that have a chance to make the playoffs, all in must-win games, all just out.
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Look, we're going to have either Penn State, Notre Dame. Yes. Chris Sims is Texas or Ohio State being national champions. I don't know who I don't know who I'm rooting for here. I got to be honest with you. Right.
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Well, you also have people like Baker who takes like a $30 million deal.
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I was a franchise quarterback, right? Exactly. Oh, you kind of then have people think like, well, what if I go out there and what if I give money to a Sam Darnold for a lot less? Maybe Sam, not that Sam will be that guy for a team, but when you have guys that succeed under that thought process, it seems like more of that is going to happen.
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Chris became a suit. He used to be a player guy. Now he's a suit. He's there just trying to save money.
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It costs the Dolphins guys like Christian Wilkins. It costs them Andrew Van Ginkle, who just got named to the Pro Bowl for the first time.
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The thing with Notre Dame is then we have to hear the Gullicks and Jess talk about Notre Dame winning the national championship. And like, do we want that? And then we have to hear about how great Marcus Freeman is.
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Chris, we're all friends here, right? You think we're all friends here?
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Well, this is a safe space. Just amongst friends. You just said this isn't something that you've gone, you've done too much digging, you haven't heard rumblings. What are some rumblings you're hearing that you can just tell a couple friends? You know what I mean? Not
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Not the masses, just tell us things that you may be hearing, maybe not have come to fruition yet, maybe rumblings that are out there. Don't tell us who's telling you, obviously, but just little things maybe we can keep an eye on that only the insiders like you know.
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Florio's going to hear you. How many scoops has Florio stolen from you?
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I didn't say that. did you see Chris did you see at Sugata Mike you haven't asked you either did you see what Nick Wright said the other day where he he painted a scenario where the Patriots get get yeah they trade Drake May they get Shador they get Travis Hunter and then they bring in Dion to be their head coach oh Jesus wow
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Zach, let me ask you something, Chris, you, you worked for the Patriots for a little bit, the Patriot way that they tell us about who's responsible for the Patriot way, because I always thought that it was like a Belichick thing, right? Like, it's just kind of like the tone that Belichick said. And now he goes down to North Carolina. So like,
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jack yeah anyone can get lucky and win one except oregon they're always gonna lose the biggest mistake was the committee letting that team in jesus i don't want us to be the i told you so show but like we've been talking about for weeks about how oregon was really gonna do something stupid like this yes uh billy i have an idea what's that
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So again, just amongst friends, how involved are you with Spygate? Did you see the tapes? And if not, what other spy tapes did you maybe see that we don't know about?
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And all of a sudden, the slap on the wrist that you guys said, you know, Patriot Way, we need to really straighten up. We're going to stop doing that.
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Pay it your way, Chris. Yeah, pay it your way, Chris Sims. Deny, deny, deny.
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Let's not say cheat. How much did you help them work within the rules there was no language for?
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So if you knew that he was doing this, everyone, Belichick knew this was going on. Everyone knew this was going on.
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It's a pull out. It is a pull out. This thing pulls out. OK, you should have Mike and his wife sleep on that. Let me see. Hold on a second. OK, he's going.
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You just said that you waited until like yesterday to book these tickets to Texas. What? No invite. Like, why don't you want to hang out with us ever?
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This is the classic blow-off you told us that you'd do forever. No, but during football season, it's a little hard. Maybe after football season.
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Sark was almost on the hot seat if we blew that game. Sark, get out of town? What do you think?
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That second kick was like, Auburn, we really got to kick this in because if you miss, they're going to fire my ass. All right. Bye, Chris. Have fun.
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What color? What color? I'm gray or black guy. Ah, yeah.
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Hold on a second. I'm going to send. OK, hold on a second. Where are they in Notre Dame?
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This is perfect. I'm going to send a group text with the two of you on it right now. This is fun. Just for me.
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I think this text is way too comfortable, and I don't think I'm going to send it because I'm a little afraid.
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I'll send it. It says, Great win, Big Dog. Congrats on making it to the Orange Bowl. If you need a place to crash, I have a pull-out couch with your name on it.
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Can I just credit where credit is due? A Notre Dame. With like four seconds left on the play clock, taking your entire team off the field and running in a whole different unit on there just to trick the other team into jumping off sides. And it works.
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It was so cool. It's unbelievable. And that's all the credit they will be getting today. That's it.
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Come on. It is funnier for them to lose in the championship than in the semifinals, I guess.
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I mean, we don't want Sims to be happy, right? We know that. We do not want Texas to win. It seems to be happy. You definitely don't want Sims to be happy.
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Yeah, but hold on a second because now I'm thinking for, you know. Finally paid off. What's best for the Gullick family is. might be Notre Dame losing. You know what I mean? Cause like if Notre Dame wins the national championship, then you have a whole roster of Notre Dame legends out there that you can hire to come in and speak at your events and do all of these things.
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And then maybe we say, you know, old man Gola coming here for, we can talk to Riley Leonard. You know what I mean? Like,
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exactly right oh gojo okay cool he has a tattoo sleaze but what did he ever win here he went to the national championship got destroyed by alabama what do we need to talk to him for what does he know about playing like a champion let's talk to all you know chris mitchell or something you know what i mean if marcus freeman wins the national championship he's going to the nfl
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Oh, there's your, there's your hairs, bears, bears, bears.
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There's a Chris Mitchell there. He went to FIU. Yeah, no, he went to FIU.
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He entered the portal, and then he went to Notre Dame. And honestly, in my head, I'm like, was it worth it? Because you're getting two receptions a game. Like, down here, you're getting, like, 180 yards a game. Here, you're getting 20 on two receptions. Like, I don't know if this was worth it for you. Anyway.
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Maybe you guys are the guys that give him the job, him and Vrabes, because Vrabes' interview is coming up. I would like to have Mike Vrabel as my head coach.
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early still so i think that's one of the jobs he wanted and he's not going to get it so um he wants the patriots job so he i think the job is going to be open i think it's going to be between the raiders and the jets i if okay so now let's have let's have a conversation that people will probably get mad at us for having but Does Vrabel have another bad job on his resume? You know what I mean?
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How many more head coaching jobs does he get after this one if he goes to the wrong team and it doesn't work out?
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No, no, I know that, but I'm saying if you're Vrabel and you take the Jets job and it's an utter disaster... But you really want the Patriots job down the road. Are you going to get the Patriots job if you fail at the Jets?
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Because if he really wants the Patriots job, like... He may be able to just if Gerard Mayo has another bad season, he may be out next year.
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Talk about misplaying your hand, Ryan Tannehill, waiting around to get a starting quarterback offer that just never came, even with injuries. Like, nope, I don't want to be a backup.
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Oh, that's what I'm saying. But, like, he should have taken a backup job. Like, in a second, he should have taken a backup job if it was offered to him. But, no, he wants to be a starter. That was the report. And guess what?
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Last couple weeks, he could have been looking at the Eagles with envy. He could have ended up winning a Super Bowl as a backup quarterback. Had a couple games where he went out there and was like, you know what? Tannehill still hasn't next year gotten the Sam Darnold deal. Like, I don't know what he was thinking, saying, you know what? I'm just not going to play this year. Because, like, okay.
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How am I going to get a player on the show if they won't let me in? Just grab anyone.
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Steve, early in the series, it looked like you guys had a desk from Ikea. I noticed that last night that desk disappeared. You had a nice lit-up desk. It looked like a big desk was flown in for Game 7. What happened there?
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Ron, you allege that animals would not eat the Stanley Cup. Now, if it's up for debate, but if an animal were to eat a championship trophy, which championship trophy do you think is most edible? NBA, Stanley Cup, MLB?
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I feel like the next time the cup leaves the elbow room, that's when you sneak in, right? Because all eyes are on the cup. As it's going out, you go in, and then no one will be watching.
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No, he does. There's multiple cups. They have multiple cups.
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Did you guys see the piece right before? You guys are at the game. Obviously, you didn't see it. But did you see the piece before where he was talking about they did a whole thing about throwing off the gloves? Yeah.
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And then they show Phil, and Phil keeps all of his gloves. I guess he gets one set of gloves every year. Then he lays them out, and he's like, there's so much history. I'm like, no, those are dirty gloves. Let's be real. They're probably stinky. It's true. Dirty, stinky gloves.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I don't collect hair. For the record, I don't collect hair.
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I have about 16 years of show logs in the back of my car that I put in my trunk after we moved from the Clelander. And my wife, who said you can't take this three-year-old out at midnight, also said you cannot bring those show logs into this house.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I don't know if I can pass the Panthers down, you know what I mean?
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mean but i'll say this they win a championship i thought about the boy meets world episode you know when cory's dad huh oh which one with vader no that was a good episode though file yeah i was thinking of the episode where cory's dad woke him up to watch a philly's no hitter and it was a formative thing for him and it was like wow cory are you gonna whatever cory's dad's name is cory's dad as far as i'm concerned you're gonna wake him up for this like he has school tomorrow i was like
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There's a no-hitter. No-hitters every week. Well, now there is. But back in the time of Boy Meets World, that was a special thing that we cherished. And I said, you know what? This could be my Corey's no-hitter with my daughter. But she had no idea what was going on. Alan Matthews.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
A three-year-old at midnight doesn't seem like... She's two years away from writing letters to Sidney Crosby.
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Marbles in that mouth. That bar looks like it's great if you're drunk.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
You guys, you weren't here. Yesterday, it was me and Renee Montgomery keeping everything on track. No one else thought that the Panthers had a shot except me and Renee.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Well, we've got to thank the guy that gave Mike the internship, if you remember that story.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
My batteries died and I'm here.
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Yeah, I went to La Carreta, obviously. What else am I going to do? I went there. I took a little casuela, a wooden spoon, and I stood on the side of the road, and I banged it as cars passed by. Some USA chants. That might have been about something else. There was a guy driving.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
He was shooting fireworks out of the side of his car as he was driving, one hand on the steering wheel, the other side on a Roman candle, just shooting. I learned that police are really just, I guess, trying to prevent rioting or violence, and all other laws go out the window. You could put 80 people in the back of a pickup truck, and that doesn't matter. You can do whatever you want.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Run, jaywalk, whatever you want to do, you can do as long as you're not, I guess, doing damage to property or others.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Well, no, there was a lot happening. I was on Bird Road. There was a large police presence just making sure everybody was staying safe. They also blocked off some shopping centers so you wouldn't park there. But everybody was having a good time. It was a nice, safe, good time. Lots of pots and pans and banging and screaming about how much we all love the Panthers on Bird Road, as you know.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
And that was it. We were celebrating. People shooting fireworks. There were some dogs there. It was a nice night.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
To be honest with you, I was surprised, too. As I was driving over there, we were trying to figure out the route we were going to take, and I go, well, at least it's the least popular team in town. It shouldn't be that bad in terms of traffic. There was a nice crowd, though. I was surprised by the crowd. It wasn't a heat crowd. It was not a heat crowd. How many people?
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
It was in the hundreds, and I will say this. I also left early. I went, I checked in, I was there for 30, 45 minutes, and then I left because my family stayed at home. Me and my wife had a discussion earlier in the night where I said, you know, if we win, I'm going to wake up the three-year-old and we're going to go celebrate because I don't know when we're going to
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
do this again and she said okay yeah we had that conversation and then 11 30 or so came with about a minute and a half left and then i went into the room to wake up said three-year-old and she said you're not waking up this three-year-old what is wrong with you she's going to be scared you're waking her up in the middle of the night taking her out of her slumber then you take her to loud noises people are banging on pots and pans she has no idea what's going on she doesn't know this tradition of this town people are going to be screaming there's gonna be dogs barking fireworks you're just gonna be on the side of the road like this is gonna be very traumatic you really married the perfect woman
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I said, yeah, like probably, but also, I don't know when this is gonna happen again. And then we started going over, and she didn't like this, because this was like at 12.30 when I got home. I started listening, I go, let me tell you a story. 1997, the Marlins, they celebrated at La Carreta. Before that, it was like 1973 or 1974 before there was a championship celebration.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Now, if we fast forward, sure, we go to 2003, there was another championship celebration, and then we didn't have one until 2006. And then we had to wait until, what, 2012? And then 2013? And now we have to wait until 2024. And when I'm saying it out loud, it sounds like a very charmed life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Because to be honest with you, in a span of, what, 30 years, we've had six or seven of these championship celebrations. And I was completely discrediting my argument of, this could be another 30. I said, look, if we're just waiting on the Panthers, we waited, what, 30, 31 years for this? At this pace, my daughter might be 34 years old when they do this again.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
And she's going to experience 34 years of her life without celebrating this if I don't take her tonight. That argument didn't work. I went by myself. Did all of this take that long? It took longer.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
She's like, can we go to sleep? It's 1230 because she was asleep when I got home. And it took longer. But I was trying to list all these things of all these championships that we've had and how much time there is in between. That was a long story. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Here's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys. You forgot about the League's Cup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Well, when Fidel died the first time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
Well, nothing good happens after midnight. My grandmother taught me that. So I try not to if at all possible. And I left there around like 1225, 1230. And I'll tell you this. The streets were packed. Like when I was there, there was a there was five, six blocks of traffic that was at a standstill. And it was getting pretty packed when I was leaving.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
I got out of there before things started getting maximum crazy.
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The Big Suey: Big Friggin' Dave Bobrovsky
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Billy, what are your overall thoughts on Alana? No, she didn't do a good job last night. I don't think anyone can argue that she did. Do you think she did a good job?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
She was in town. She had a concert the night before. Sunrise!
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Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
He was the neutral for me. He also did a bad job, right? Like, he went too fast.
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Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
On TV, it seemed like he was banging it faster than the people were saying it was a Panther.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Well, we were obnoxious when we were losing, so imagine now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Two minutes. Did you guys boo Wayne Huizenga also? Because that came out on TV and it was delayed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Love booing Wayne Huizenga. Ringing a bell. I love booing dead people.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
What? You love booing dead people? Oh, yeah. I get the last laugh. You think you leave this earth and I'm going to forget about what you did? I will not, Wayne Huizenga.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
I have my car, yeah.
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Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Well, I did go out last night to celebrate, of course. Why wouldn't I? Very nice. Yeah. You have the right colors on today. Well, I mean, we have an important meeting. I didn't want to dress like a clown. And also, you know, I didn't want...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Listen, if we're going to be honest, today's the day all the casuals wear all of their Panthers gear that they've been collecting over the years and come out and pretend like they're these giant Panthers. I mean, you walk out here and you'd think that you were at the frigging Ameren whatever car center. Everybody's wearing these Panthers things. People still have tags on their clothes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Like everybody's in Panthers gear. I've never seen any of these people wear Panthers clothes today. I'm not going to stoop to that level of casual fan where I just put on my Panthers clothes. I'm here to support the guys and you, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Tell you what, Challenger would never happen to me.
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Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yep. They were trying to make that a thing, right? This whole McDavid guy. The NHL wanted him to be good so bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Feel free. It's hot. Remember, you chose to wear a jersey. Don't blame Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
They look like such losers, by the way. On TV, cheering him winning the Conn Smythe when they just lost the Stanley Cup. Giant losers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
It's only about Greg. There's also pending litigation, so you've got to be careful.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Excuse me? I got a text this past weekend from someone and it said only Miami fans can make Edmonton Oilers America's team. And I thought that they were probably right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Good question. He's just standing there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Just out of curiosity, were the dimensions too small or too big? Because I'm trying to envision if it would be great if we just saw like a corner of the intended billboard or if we just saw like a little tiny billboard in the middle with a lot of like blank space around it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Did you drink from the cup?