Billy
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It happened in the Super Bowl. It was like he's going to be here for the Super Bowl. He went in halftime, got the super steroids and was fine.
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There was one where it was like, it looks bad. Yeah, it's really bad. Went to the locker room. He was fine.
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Yeah. I wonder if there's a word from stadium securities that Taylor Swift is not attending today's game.
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Was he trying to get you to help?
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No, yeah, that would be unbelievable if that had happened.
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I love Dante. I love John Boy.
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Not anymore. Thinking Taylor Swift was going to go to John Boy for her birthday is crazy. Why not?
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It's true. It's true.
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Pats and Panthers are good three-win teams, though.
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yeah yeah okay okay good good for three win teams they're good one of the best three win teams in history out of that group yeah like i had the passing pandas are the future is bright okay would you power rankings you'd say they're the top three win team yeah i mean the pandas have been coming on strong but i would say it's it's new england and carolina cleveland No. With Jameis?
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They just got rid of – they don't even have a quarterback. Yeah, that's true.
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As of right now. He's in the hunt.
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Odds schmods. All that matters is he's in second. He's one behind the leader.
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You can get in into Minnesota for as cheap as $111.
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He's just Jimmy G. Yeah, he does. Jimmy G wasn't cocky. Yeah, no, Jimmy G wasn't cocky. He didn't come off cocky.
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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He's like country club kid cocky, too. My dad's a lawyer. Yeah, he's a rich kid cocky. Drew Locke actually had possessed swag.
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Something about it, Matt Jones, he just... Because most backup QBs, too, are like backup QBs. He's still got that I'm a starter energy.
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Yeah. Definitely.
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So you believe the Belichick one? Please forward that to our files. You believe the Belichick one?
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No, I mean, he took shots at the ownership on the Manning cast. I could definitely see it being a petty. I could see him floating it out there, but I don't think it was too serious by Belichick. He also, did you guys see his contract details with the buyout?
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He basically has it set up where he could potentially take an NFL job this offseason.
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He could do it. So he might never coach at UNC.
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Yeah, I guess that's true with Black Monday or whatever. They usually get settled by June, but yeah. The way they structure the contract to be specifically like, you know, after June 1st, then the buyout's a lot less makes it seem like he is still, you know, telling UNC, like, I kind of want to coach the NFL. Yeah, right.
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She can have sources that aren't Roger's.
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You write it. He's got one foot, dude.
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The owner's son.
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In Arizona in the first quarter, Rekyler Murray said, it gets to a point, dude, after Craig Lou Dorsch fumbled the ball into the end zone. But it was recovered by Jonah Hill-Williams for a touchdown. And he said, I'll tell you what, I'm never eating at a Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
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He's played well. He's enjoyable to watch. Interceptions, not his fault. Hits guys in the hands, and they just hand it to the other team.
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A lot, and a lot of drops.
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Drake K. Rowling May was a sorcerer with a stone all day, throwing for a TD to Demario Douglas Dimadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimadome, and running for another in the fourth quarter. But it wasn't enough to take down the Cardinals and James Sean Connery, who said, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. After stealing the victory with two fourth quarter scores, Cardinals win 30-17.
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But the path is clear. Keep losing, Travis Hunter.
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okay oh yeah yeah like drake may travis hunter gets gets the juices so travis playing wide receiver i mean travis hunter and christian and then travis hunter christian gonzalez yeah yeah that's elite why not do it both in the pros be the first to do that wow okay what about uh what about mayo you still a mayo boy no and even better so then today no i've never really been a mayo boy uh
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I think everything I've ever said on this program has not been a big bought-in on Mayo. I've always kind of said he feels like a puppet for Kraft. But today, they were cutting to the booth, and the lip readers, they had Jonathan Kraft taking notes, and you could clearly read his lips being like, the play calling is terrible.
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It's the head coach. I mean, if you're taking notes, and you're the owner's son, like... Oh, is that a catch? Ah... That's not a good sign.
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But it is a good sign if you want a new head coach. Yeah. So I think it was a win. Today was a great day. Wins all around.
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Yeah. I wouldn't understand it. I would say exactly what I said about Matt Eberflus, but I would... I was joking, being like, there has to be a reason to bring him back, knowing that there isn't and he's a bad coach.
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I don't think so. Is he actually on the hot seat like this? I think he is. I mean, you tell me, if you're the owner and your son's sitting next to you taking notes...
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And I don't think craft. I mean, I think there's something to be said about like the, you know, he clearly cares about the PR and the perception and stuff, but, the fans are not necessarily on his side. I don't think they like Mayo. So this might be like a way for him to kind of get back, you know, in the good graces of the fans.
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You're delaying the inevitable. Yeah, you're delaying the inevitable.
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Orange flag.
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You can't use it after.
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No. Good loss.
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And it was nice.
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Yeah.
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No, it's two. They got two. Giants and Raiders. Yeah.
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Primarily, I think he's better as a corner. I don't know. He's better as a corner. He's better as a corner. But he's really good as a receiver. But it's also like he'd be fun because they would mix it up and he'd probably do returns. He'd be a lecturer. Every time they put him on the field, they could throw him in the field for formations and stuff and just get the people going.
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My parents love Aura. It's the best. They have them all over the house.
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It's just a rotating catalog of grandkid pictures.
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No, I'm saying, but, like, Jameis would actually be a good fit.
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The game's on at noon on Saturday?
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That's weird. Why? Saturday at noon is like I'm not a holiday. It's just bizarre. Saturday night. You don't watch college football. Yeah, there's a new no college football. Yeah, but you don't watch.
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No, I'm saying college.
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That makes sense. It's college football.
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Like, you couldn't even put any pressure on it?
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How are you going to get out? I don't even want to think about that. It's all gross. If your foot is elevated and you're in the bath, how are you going to get out? That's a great point, Henry.
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What? Say it again. I think it's Eagles and then a step down and then a big cluster.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. But I think the Eagles are a slight step above.
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I probably do. Yeah, that's fair. I probably do. They could be like the Bucs. They won't play them, but.
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Yeah. It's the first year of a rebuild. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
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My who's back of the week is LeBron James.
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Is he, though? Is he back? Oh, yeah. Where was he? No one knows, people. There's rumors that... So he left the Lakers a few days ago. They were asking JJ Redick. He said he doesn't really know. And there was, you know, internet rumors circulating that he was maybe getting arrested, that he was disappearing. He was never coming back. He was retiring. It was very odd to be honest with you. Uh,
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And then Sunday comes around and he gets reported that he's with the team, shoot around, comes out, plays tonight, played really well, had some explosive plays, a couple of chase down blocks, a couple of dunks in traffic. I saw one tweet that said, you know, the time that he was gone is just enough time to go to Germany, re-up on some PEDs and come back.
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I'm not saying that's what he was doing, but... It was weird the way it was. You know, he left. And with LeBron and the media, they will talk about him nonstop. And it kind of got swept under the rug. So it was strange. But he's back and all is well.
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I have no idea. I really don't, you know... I'm not an investigative journalist. I was getting DMs and random... Like, someone got my number. I don't even know who it was. Texted me and being like, LeBron just got arrested. Report it. And obviously it's a random number. I'm not going to report that. And I got DMs being like, you know, he's... Who knows? It's all conspiracy shit.
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So it's like, I have no idea. I literally have no idea. It makes no sense. All I know is the fact that The way it was underreported is odd.
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Obviously. Obviously. No, he didn't get arrested. But the whole thing is just odd.
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Do you think he knows and has to pretend like he doesn't know? The way he responded seemed like he actually didn't know. I think he doesn't know. Right.
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But, like, you would think he would say, you know, I got some stuff going on. Just tell the people I have some stuff going on. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, I knew that. I knew you were going to say that. In this era, who even notices? I'm as tuned in as I ever have been.
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It's tough to watch, meaning it's hard to find the games. You have to have a bunch of... They have all these games and all these different apps. I think it's the same with the MLB, where it's like, You can't just turn on the TV and watch a game. Sometimes you have to log into this app to watch it or log into that app.
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Embiid, gone.
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It's analytics. I blame analytics. That too.
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The Big Suey: Is The NHL Better Than The NBA?
It's fine. They're spectrums of love. You just love them less. That's okay.
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International, really.
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Yeah, stupid. Did the Bucs even take it home? They didn't do the celebration. They didn't want the champagne. Their coach was like, ah, let's not do that.
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That's what I'm wondering. I mean, part of them are cosigns, right? So, like, Greg has his book about the lion, right? But Dave Hyde has Swagger. With Jimmy Johnson. Yeah, that was a big one. He also has Perfection. with Bob Greasy. Then he has Still Perfect, The Untold Story of the 1972 Dolphins, and then The Dolphins at 50, Legends and Memories. One Trick Pony, some are saying. Wait a minute.
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I think we have bigger fish to fry right now. Everyone's screaming at each other.
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He's supposed to be wrapping a present, I think, too.
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Nothing. Just, you know, heard a joke.
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I found one of those Blueys at Walmart, by the way. Oh, yeah. Expensive. Looking for the footballs.
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Dan, before Greg goes rapping, he told us how great he was as a rapper. So I went and I collected about six or seven presents for you and I put them in the back corner to see if you can guess which one of them is Greg's rapping because he did such a great job. Other corner over there, right over your shoulder. Maybe you want to get them.
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Then we can kind of assess which one we think is the best rap and which one we think is Greg's. So then you'll know. Also, I'll let you know, someone has reached out to me personally and they said that they got wind of you wanting to match every toy that was donated.
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And they told me that they want to donate a Nintendo Switch and asked me how they can send one to us from Iowa so that you have to buy a Nintendo Switch for someone.
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So this person needs to book a flight and get down here. He'd need to deliver it in person.
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Stugatz also, in an effort to help, has made it worse because now no one can see any of the gifts. He wants to move them closer.
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They're out of the shot now.
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Giving it all. In Greg's defense, gift giving and charity involves really two primary parties, the giver and the receiver, both of them playing equal roles. If you do not have the receiver, then the giver is accomplishing nothing. So receiving charity is just as equal as giving charity, I think. Sure is.
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Just trying to close loops. It's just for you to guess which one because they were some nicely wrapped presents to see which one you thought was the best. All right.
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No, no, no. Well, there's one on the floor, too, I think that has a bow, possibly.
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He mentioned a bow, also. He loves a bow, yeah.
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Strings with no bow. The one that he bragged about how great it was. Not that one, the other one with the rhino on it.
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Happy holidays, everyone. We have, by the way, two established authors here. Maybe we could donate some books to the cause. What do we think? Gift of literature. It's worse than perfume.
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Greg, when it comes to the cut, are you one that does multiple cuts? Are you the type that cuts once and then does the slide across the paper?
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Go for it. How do you feel about gift bags?
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I kind of want to go out there and see if I can identify Greg's gift just based on the wrapping.
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Dan, if you were to guess, where would you think you would acquire that giant bluey that's next to Roy? Where would you go to match that one?
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Imagine you play a game of memory, right? And you're just like, well, that's a card that matches with another card. Like, no, you need to match the things on the card.
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Match the fours to the fours.
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Well, we have a Bluey and a football so far, so I'm on it. I'm all caught up.
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Football looks suspiciously familiar to what Tony had yesterday, too.
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You gotta stack the cups. I'm still winning it again, though. You gotta stack cups. Get the Biden Cup. That amount did nothing.
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Well, that's not tomorrow. Today's Wednesday, everybody. We keep seeming to forget that. Mm-hmm.
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Go ahead.
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I feel like we're overcomplicating this. People like the Panthers and watch the Panthers because they've been good the past years and they just won the championship.
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Yeah, exactly right. You're good and you don't blow up your team. People care and they're going to watch because they want you to keep winning. None of the other teams have actually really been super close. The heat went to the finals, but no one actually thought they were going to win the finals that year.
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It's so far away.
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My daughter's the only team she talks about down here. But also, you have season tickets. You control what your children like.
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70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.
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So you're going to buy the exact same toys?
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When's the last time you were in a toy aisle? I'd love to go toy shopping with you. Yeah. That'd be fun.
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We'll have Billy get roped in. Yeah, it's my last day this year, so get that done today. What was your idea?
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I said I'd love for you to do it.
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Yeah, I would, in theory.
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Where you match toy for toy the exact same toy, and your charity watch is not done until you've found the exact same toys.
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You know, he's kind of taking a little bit to get into his groove, but we'll get there.
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Oh, come on, Greg.
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Well, I'll also say this for the people who like God bless football and for those that hate it, too. It doesn't matter. It's going to be dark the next couple weeks on this show. God bless football will not because it's playoff time for college sports and for the NFL. So you're still going to be getting your Mondays and Fridays episodes for God bless football. We're not going to abandon you here.
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So I don't want to blame you, like Dan's blaming you guys if the kids don't get toys this year. But if you want us to win, you're going to have to vote for us. And if you want those kids to have a nice Christmas, you have to donate toys because Dan's not donating a damn thing unless you donate. That's how it works. Match or nothing.
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
What age group do you buy gifts for, Stugat, since there's obviously a void in the middle that you don't need to buy for?
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Local Hour: Are The Florida Panthers The Biggest Thing In Town?
So 13 to 20.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
We respect the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. No. Okay? Pop-Tart doesn't get off Tostitos. It's going to get there, though.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Folks, listen up. Smirnoff knows there's no I in football. Football's a we thing, an experience that is best joined together with good drinks and good folks. Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka and is the official vodka partner of the NFL. And this year, there are more opportunities to watch football and make delicious Smirnoff cocktails than ever before over the holiday season.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
From Thanksgiving to Black Friday and Christmas, Smirnoff and the NFL are with you every step of the way. So this holiday season, when you're enjoying the game and your cocktails, please make sure you drink responsibly. Take a minute, make a plan, never drive impaired. Smirnoff, we do game days.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Commercial music. We're going to get in trouble. Oh, please.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Battleshits. If this is late at night and I'm not trying to wake up my wife, I'm an E8 kind of guy.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Yeah. Depends where the water is. I live in the 8-9 zone. What? Well, in the middle. Not at the top. I'm not peeing on the rim. But I'm trying to hit the side of the wall. That is the aiming space.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Because it's not loud. I don't want the...
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Well, that's, I think, the women I don't think play this game. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Hour 1: Zach Charbonnet, Baker Mayfield, and The Toilet Grid
Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yeah, do the whole story again. Do it again, do it again. Do the whole story again. Number two, Tony, number two. I think there were three all of a sudden. There's a pitter-patter on the roof. You looked around a wall.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Full circle.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Foles circle. Did I not say it? I think I get it. Because he didn't get to win the Super Bowl like Foles did.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
We told you this last week that this was a must lose for both teams and that one of them was going to get adversity of this. And Dan Campbell today on 97.1, the ticket said, quote, this is exactly what we needed. Sometimes you got to get punched in the mouth and remember what it used to be like to really appreciate where you are. And we'll do that.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
In fairness to Dan, Tony knew that in August. He just didn't tell us. That's right.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Let's not hitch our wagon to Tony. Yeah, we're not doing that. I think we need to strap ourselves. That's how we ended up out of ESPN.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
There is. It's called Miss Congeniality 2, colon, armed and fabulous. Gracie Hunt was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Regina King.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pals, Heather Burns, turns up missing and the FBI is put on the case.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
There is a pageant. She's in a pageant dress on the cover.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I'll be out and out of this one. Yeah, let's do that next week. Do it on the 25th. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm free on the 25th.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Jessica, wait a minute. I understand. Wait. He played 17 of his songs today. Wait a minute.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
He is working really hard today. Is he trying to get a record deal? Like, what are we doing? Because, like, these used to be, like, funny. Like, oh, this person. It used to be Taylor. Like, no one could sing. This is a fun, like, you're bad at singing. Are you trying to get a record deal? What's happening here?
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I didn't hear it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
I don't even remember that one.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
70,000 people are here, and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yeah. Rose, did you know Travis Homer's a bear? What? Got it.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
It's the time to get hurt, too, headed into the playoffs.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Yeah. Now you have three, four weeks to get healthy.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
Montgomery's out for the year. But is it the full year? It's never a good time for that.
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The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time
That's for later.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Leading the witness here. Exactly. What happened is exactly right, Stu Gutz. What happened here...
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Well, I would say there's been on camera a number of incidents already. It wasn't just once this weekend. So that's, I think, where people may be coming from. Also, like, Shannon Sharp has gone through the NFL like he has experience in this area, you would think. So I'm not saying that they're necessarily judging him, but they may be telling him, hey, this is what I went through just so you know.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Also, aside just from the Travis Hunter of it, like. Most people are not with who they were with when they were 20 years old. Statistically.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Also, Travis Hunter was the number one high school prospect going into college.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I also, on the record, want to say, I love love.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Well, I mean, can I share the details? It's on, like, the DL, isn't it? Well, we might as well. I mean, we need people to go donate toys. So can I share the details that I am aware of?
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, Christmas snuck. up on us.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Yeah, the same every year.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Are you sure that was Fuentes? Because he's not one to take accountability for not remembering things. Right. Well, it's that time of year, Dan. I mean...
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I guess I don't understand what's so dangerous about it and why it's different for Travis Hunter than anyone else in a relationship going through the same thing throughout history.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
If I could tell you how many people that are strangers to me have come up to me, fans of the show, and said, you should get divorced.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
How many, Billy? Too many to shake a stick at.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Well, the thing is, though, is that we're there at 10. And I don't think the restaurant's even open at 10. And there's also two Flanigans there, right? There's the restaurant, and then there's Big Daddy's. Are we outside of Big Daddy's, or are we outside of Flanigans? Because the locations... Big Daddy's is Big Daddy's. Come to a bar and give us a toy at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
It's kind of like... Do people have toys in their cars that are going to be at a bar at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, or are we sending people and hope that they're not working? And in which case, are we asking unemployed people to give us toys at a bar on a Tuesday? Maybe the locations, it's like... We're gonna send people to a trap house next? What are we doing?
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Oh, no.
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The only thing I would say about voting him number one is that of the 901 first place votes, he got six, which is not 6%. It's 0.6%.
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Let me hear it again.
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Cam Ward had six first place votes. Travis Hunter had 552. I do not think 546 people were swayed by that play.
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You guys know that... What happened? Nah, I'm too late. Nah, I've just bailed on it. Well said. Nah, it's just, you know, my brain froze. Travis Homer's still in the NFL. I'll leave. It's that time of year. Yeah, I'm just going to go home for the year. But what happened? I'll see you guys next year.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
Well, because I was positive it was Travis Homer and then there was Travis Hunter and I'm like, I'm going to say the name wrong so I'm just going to say nothing and you guys normally just like, you're an idiot and you keep talking and then no one spoke. Yeah, and then it became awkward, and I figured, well, someone's going to make it less awkward.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
No, it wasn't yours. Dan, really.
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I heard that, too. That's why I'm distracted.
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The problem, though, is like Tony likes Flanagan. So there's also the chance that like Tony forgets the mission that he's on and he's just hanging out at Flanagan's.
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I mean, I don't know if Flanagan's famous for their breakfast.
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They open at 11 at the latest. It says closed right now. Lunch menu. Opens at 11. Thank you. So he'll be there for an hour pre-open. If you guys want to pre-game there in the parking lot, maybe stand in line. Yeah, tailgate for the opening. Toy gate. There's a toy gate.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I'm going to look to see what time Big Daddy's opens. It never closes. I mean.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
But the perfume cologne is under the elementary school list. Yeah, that's odd.
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
I have a question for all of the fans out there as we're learning about the toy drive. So is it ending when the show ends or can they go to Flanagan's later in the day and we'll collect it later if we're not there?
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Local Hour: The Dan Le Batard Show Toy Drive With Cuban Santa
No, it's not defense. It's information. Guys, people are at work at this time. If they want to help after they get out of work, I'm trying to find out if there's a way for them to do so.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I had the same impression as Chris, but I was thinking he would make Brett Favre lie down and then get back up and be unsacked from Strahan.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I think I feel uncomfortable by the whole video, right? I don't like Brett Favre as a person. This record happened way before I was born and Strahan broke it when I was, I don't know, 10. So I don't have any connection with it. So just watching it, both of them are sad and unhappy and it just makes me uncomfortable.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I feel bad. Yeah. Now I feel bad. Yeah, it's rough. But I also, I don't know. Yeah.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Jess. You broke the record.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Lucy, you can't break character like that. You can't sneeze because... No, I was giggling at what Billy said.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Also, just so you know, this is an audio medium, too, so that wasn't very helpful for our listeners. Play another Christmas song.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You know who normally gets people on the same page? Coaches.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yay! You're not dead.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'm not good at birthdays. The bucks are eight and six, by the way. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
What are we going to do without TikTok, Dan? I'm screwed.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I read a memoir by a former Notre Dame president, Father Hesburgh, that was written in 1991, where he wrote that, hey, by the way, everyone already has all of our data. This was in the 90s. They were like, the ship sailed on privacy. He wrote that in the 90s.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Because I read a book.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I don't know him personally.
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Do you know anybody at Texas?
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Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Because the last four years have aged me 70 years. I'm running this goddamn company.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
One is the fact that he's injured. Two is that the Chiefs play, I believe, three games in 13 days. So they had yesterday. They have. And here is one of my final winners and losers of this week presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Winner. Us. Because you know what happens this weekend? What? The return of Saturday games. Oh, my favorite.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
We have some good ones. We have Texans and Chiefs and we have Steelers and Ravens. Yes. In our Saturday games this weekend. Now. The Chiefs will likely be, I would think, without Patrick Mahomes as a result of the injury. They have three games in 13 days. They had yesterday's game, they have Saturday's game, and then they have a Christmas Wednesday game. Right.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So we have a situation where Chiefs could drop two straight games and lose a bye if Patrick Mahomes doesn't get healthy quick because you have Carson Wentz who's going to come in here and... They won by 14 points, but it wasn't like a super impressive victory.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah, but the Browns turned the ball over like six times. Well, that's what Jameis does. You can't plan for that.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
They could do it in the next two weeks. They could lose those two games in like the next 10 days. I mean, the Texans were not that impressive. Yeah.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
That's Carson Wentz, though. I know, but. Texans didn't look good yesterday. They did not.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah, Spaggs. Spaggs. Spaggs has had a bit of a roller coaster year this year, huh? He's the MVP. Oh, okay. It's definitely not, but okay. If you want to say that, okay.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. my loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks, just a great beer for people who like beer.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer. But guess who's here? Who? Lucy. She's right next to you.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I mean. Well, I wasn't sure. Yeah. And I also didn't know if the audience would see her or not. Even though we said Lucy's going to be here. Hey, Lucy, there's one college game. Why are you here?
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
No, there's lots of college news to get to. There was only one college game. It was our national championship. We've said many times, thank you for your service to the Army and the Navy, even though the Navy. What a disservice they did to the Army. The Army's having such a good year. You could argue they should be in the playoff, and then the Navy said, nope, not on our watch.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
It's not their fault.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
You say NFL, you're going to have Wednesday in a couple weeks. Yeah, you have all the days.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah, from the NBA. Why do you need Saturday from us? Even though a segment ago I was praising that Saturday NFL games are back. I'm really excited about that. Disagree. But, hey.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I mean, we can't have it all. I'll be watching it all. Look, sharing is caring. I'm perfectly fine with us having it all on that same day. Like, don't look at me. This is a Lucy problem. Not to point fingers, but... It's a Lucy situation. By the way, the college football playoff starts on Friday.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Which you're stealing from high school football if we're going to really be pointing fingers here, Lucy. Thank you for the talent, high school. We're all watching high school football on ESPN Plus or wherever it is.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Oh, how dare you, sir.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I'll have you know, Stugatz, that everyone still very much cares about the Bulls, which is why Marshall pulled out of the Bulls, because half of their team transferred out of the school. And then Army, who's playing in the Independence Bowl, because obviously Army's playing in the Independence Bowl. Where else would they be playing? They wouldn't have had a bowl game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
But hey, 5-7 Louisiana Tech fills in. So boom, Independence Bowl is back on. That's crazy that Marshall's, like, entire team transferred. Like, we don't have a team. We can't play this game.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
too difficult for coaches and players well that's the thing the wind changing the window till after the bowl season seems like it makes the most sense because you're in a situation where a lot of the teams that weren't eligible which louisiana tech was not they were five and seven they are already off campus they've left they're not practicing anymore so there was a situation where there was a question as to whether or not they were going to even find a team to play army they may have had to cancel that bowl it seems like you got to change the window so that half your teams are not gone or players aren't gone from half your teams
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Can I ask you a question before we get to previewing the playoffs this weekend, which I kind of did already? The Heisman happened on Saturday.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
We're not talking about it. And there seemed to be somewhat of outrage with Travis Hunter winning over Ashton Genting.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Listen. What happened with the girlfriend? I don't want to get involved in that situation. But that, look, on the record, I love love. I've stated before, I love love. You're on the record. On the record. Okay. I love love. Right. However, I've had now a number of incidents where it seems as though this might not work out.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
I will comment on it. On the front end, I love love. Just say that, and then you should be fine.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah, we need to get Lucy on the record of how she feels about love. Right, I think love is overrated. You love love. I love love. You think it's overrated? Yes.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
So love's not for you.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Love is dead.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
All right, good. It's overrated. A wide spectrum of love here. I don't know why I'm writing this down, but I'm going to put where we all are on the spectrum here. I love it. I love here. And then Stugatz thinks it's overrated. And then Lucy says it's dead. So Lucy's is probably, I guess, even further overrated.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
No one gives a thumbs up. I didn't give a smile.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah. All right. So if I'm going to be honest with you, I just say I love love. So then I can say negative things about love. Love's fine. So we'll put Mikey loves love the most. Do you love love or is love fine? I mean, those are two very different things. Well, you say it's overrated. I do. He says it's dead, which is very sad. Anyways, let's do guts. You don't know about the situation.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
There's been a number of incidents between Travis Hunter and his girlfriend.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
Yeah, they don't seem to be on the same page.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
A couple weeks ago, he was celebrating a big win, and she seemed upset with the fact that he was celebrating the win. I think cheerleaders may have been involved, but I'm not 100% sure on that situation.
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GBF- Monday Hangover: Sharing Saturdays and Loving Love
And so...
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Yes, it's his moment, not yours. It's a little, yeah. It's concerning, and again, I love love, even though a minute ago I told you I was like, I don't, but I love love. Well, love is fine, I thought. Love is blind. I'm also a little like, I don't know. I don't know. Kids, I hope this one works out for the two of you, but I'm also... I'm starting to see a little bit of red flags here.
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Not to point any fingers. I'm not going to blame anyone in this relationship. I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's her. I don't know who it is. We're not aligned here, it would seem.
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Yeah, congrats on the Heisman.
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Do you think that Ohio State losing in the first round is the only way they'd get rid of Ryan Day?
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I meant more so like if they win this game and then they get wrecked by Oregon or they just lose a close game to Oregon.
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Did you see Bill Belichick has a buyout that could – it's like – It's a million dollars.
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Could you imagine? So he comes in, he raises $75 million. An NFL team is like, you know what? We need Bill. And then he leaves. Million dollar buyout, but he raised $75 million for a school he never coaches for.
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He leaves it to his son, though, I mean.
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Wait, hold on. Should his son get the team if he never coaches a game? Because I feel like no.
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If he coaches for five years.
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How about, like, I know this isn't college, but you see the rumors that Bill Belichick was poking around the Jets? Yeah.
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No, absolutely not. Oh, shut up, Mikey. No. You would have. You 100% would have. We don't need Bill Belichick. What, you want him to re-sign Kyle Ubrich? Get out of here, Jeff Ubrich, whatever his name is. I want a young coach. I do. Why do you call him Kyle?
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We also had our national championship on Saturday. We're going to get to Lucy. She's in the studio today. We're going to get to Lucy shortly for a national championship. Spoiler alert, a bit of a surprise in the national championship. Yeah. A little surprising, the results there. It was. A little bit. Yeah. But really, we all won, if we're going to be honest with you. Both teams win.
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When you were at Happy Valley, it was the Ohio State game, I believe, they were pissed off because they were playing at noon. This is a noon schedule.
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They deserve night games. However, in this Saturday slate, they deserve the new kickoff.
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Oh, it's cute. SMU is in.
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Everyone wins. Yes. Stugatz, I think this is a good time to remind you that Godless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. I have a lot of things to get to today. Really? If you want them, yes. I have winners and losers presented by Smirnoff. I have my Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie.
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Which one would you like to play first, Billy? I think, so we did some NFL the first segment. We did a lot of college the last segment. But there's a lot of NFL we haven't gotten to yet. So I feel like it's a good time to play We Good. Let's do it. All right. So first, We Good here. And you guys may disagree with some of these. Okay. Jets beat the Jaguars 32-25. We Good? I'm not good. No.
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You want to talk about this game.
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Devontae Adams looked great. Second half, he looked great. First half.
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Okay. Let's refresh the rules of We Good. So the rules of We Good are how do you feel? The rules of We Good are basically like, eh, we just skip over this game. Not a big game. Not really an important game. I had an opinion. I'm sorry. Okay, so we weren't good on that one, Jets. Well, if we're not good, then we have to give our opinion. Well, what's your opinion, Mikey?
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I like that they won. So not at all what Stugatz said. It can't kind of be what he said and then the opposite.
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We good? I'm good. Mikey? We good. All right, here's the one thing that I will say. We good, but here's the one thing that I'll say. This is the last of my winners and losers presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Loser, and it's a two-part loser. Wow. Two different games. Really? Losers. Jordan Battle and Jonathan Taylor.
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Both players somehow dropped the ball before they entered the end zone, and those TDs turned into touchbacks. Two times, one day. Not sure how it happened. Bengals 37, Titans 27. We good. We good. That's it for that game.
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Ravens 35, Giants 14. We good? I'm good. Mike, are you good? Yeah, that game. Tommy DeVito concussion. Lamar Jackson had an incredible game. 290 yards, five touchdowns. Lost a fumble. Derek Henry didn't. Weird. Dude, Derek Henry. We good. We good. We good. We good. Patriots 17, Cardinals 30.
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Kyler Murray checked out for a concussion for a little head injury, I should say, because he returned to the game. So it wasn't a concussion. We good? I'm good. Mikey? Yeah, I'm good. All right. Look at that. We're flying by. Sometimes there's a fight put up in some of these games. I'm good with that. Yeah, I'm good. Buccaneers 40, Chargers 17. We good? I love Baker Mayfield. Baker.
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And there's two games today, so you know what that means. What? We got a bonus board. Really? Yeah. No way. Two boards?
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Baker's a fun watch, but also probably not good enough to win you anything substantial.
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I mean... That's going to travel. I'm not good there. Really? I'm not good. Okay.
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I mean... Not in the playoffs. What are you not good about?
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Major implications. Things moved.
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Yeah, I mean... An anomaly. Don't worry about that situation. Do it in the playoffs. You're right. Broncos 31, Colts 13. We good? That was a big game for AFC playoff implications. Those were both big games. Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm not trying to get rid of them, but we're, you know, what? 40 minutes into the show, we haven't even addressed them yet. So we good?
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Wow. I'm not going to tell you how many bets. Two boards today. What's going on? We have my winners and losers, as you said. Yes. Mikey wants to play an edition of If the Season Ended Today. Wow. And we also have another quick edition of We Good. Huh.
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I mean, was it that important? It was important. It was. But we good? I'm not good. Really?
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He had three interceptions yesterday.
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If Anthony Richardson was not quarterbacking the Colts, I don't think the Broncos would have won the game. Fair or unfair? Did you see that trick play that didn't trick anyone?
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Yeah, it counts as a fumble.
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Yeah, it counts as a fumble instead of an interception because it was a backwards pass. That was, I mean, what are we doing? I don't know. What are we doing? I don't know what we're doing. It's just whatever. But Denver is sitting at, what, 9-5? I mean. Denver's sitting pretty.
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Yesterday's Chargers loss, honestly, made the AFC playoff picture more interesting and the fact that the Bengals are still kind of hanging in there.
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Even though they're not really. But they kind of are. Why are you saying it like that? Because they're not. That's how you say it.
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Kind of. I get it.
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Kind of are. Hey, Cowboys 30, Panthers 14. We good? Yeah. We're good. Yep, we're good. We're good. Yep, we're good. I'm surprised that the Cowboys actually blew out the Panthers.
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Yeah, and then they did the Panthers thing. We're good. Commanders 20, Saints 19. This is a fun game that we haven't talked about yet, so we good? Because I'm going to say no, we're not good.
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It's not that I want to talk about it. It's I feel like there's things to talk about in this game that we haven't talked about yet, which is interesting. So you have the end of the game, which was completely crazy, where the Saints are driving. They then stop the ball. They get down to like the two yard line.
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and have no timeouts, and the clock should have expired until the referee, for some reason, stopped the clock. And then they're like, wait a minute, we weren't supposed to stop the clock. So then they restart the clock, and in the time, the Saints then clock the ball, and then they have one last play. They end up going and scoring a touchdown on that play.
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And had they kicked the extra point, it would have tied the game and sent it to overtime. But no, no, no. The Saints said, we're going for the win here. When you have Spencer Radler on your team, you go for the win. Yes. Yes. You go for the jugular.
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I do. And then they lost, which is fine. It's a good loss, though, Billy. Was it? It was, yeah. Well, then after the game, the NFL came out and said, you know what? The referees, they shouldn't have stopped that clock, which is fine. But they could have cost the commanders a game there in that mistake, and they're just like, oh, whoopsie-daisy, never mind. Right. Just our bad. Keep it moving.
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Kind of mistake. No harm, no foul. No harm, no foul, but it could have been harm and foul. I mean, it could have, but it wasn't. It could have been. Terry McLaurin.
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Yes. Maybe, perhaps. Right. That stoppage of that clock was so weird. Also, the commanders. Yes. Not sure? I might be putting them on fraud alert. Really? Fraud alert? I didn't say it. I didn't know. You said it. I heard it. I heard it. I repeated it. I said I might be putting them on fraud alert. Also, Texans 20, Dolphins 12. We good. We don't need to talk about that one.
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When we come back, Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and if the season ends today, no one's talking about the Dolphins or the Texans today. We're not going to do that. Goodbye.
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Well, here's the thing, right? There was a big game yesterday. There's arguably two big games yesterday that everybody was really excited about. One delivered. One was fine. This is what I'm thinking I'm going to do with winners and losers today. I'm thinking winners and losers. We're going to weave in and out because I want to share my winners and losers as we're talking about the games.
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I like that, Stu Gatz. I'm going to tell you right now, though, real quick before we get started. Billy's Big Board Bets is brought to you by... The comedy series Bookie from Chuck Lorre and Nick Buckeye starring Sebastian Maniscalco. Season one is streaming now on Max. Also, season two is out now on Max. Wow. Check it out. Slow down. There's a lot going on here. And here's the thing.
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I'm 41 and 17 on Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by Bookie. And you'd think I'd be swaggering around. Not the case at all. And I told you I'm not feeling good today. I have... I have a situation where I have two games to choose from. I don't love the games. You're going to see why I don't love them.
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One of the games, I couldn't make a decision on three, so I have four picks, which has never happened before. It seems like I'm going to have seven picks today. I'm just going to get you started right now. Here we go. I'm going to start with the second game. Bijan Robinson, over 17 and a half carries. He's done it two weeks in a row and five out of the last seven. Over 17 and a half carries.
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All right, my next one. Wow. Sincere McCormick, longest rush, over 14 and a half yards. He's done this three games in a row. 29 yards, 17 yards, and 19 yards. He is the starting running back for the Raiders. All right. Sincere McCormick. Sincere? Yeah, over 14 and a half yards. Huh. Yeah. Odd name. Yeah, this is weird. We're starting with my bonus board. Yes.
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Yeah, that's why there's eight Bs on this one, bonus board. I see that.
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All right. My next one here. And this is one that I'm not feeling proud of in any way whatsoever. Yeah. Under seven and a half punts. In the second game. Under 7.5 punts. Really? This is why I have under 7.5 punts. I mean, it's Falcons-Raiders. The Falcons averaged 2.8 punts per game, which is 32nd in the NFL. The Raiders averaged 3.8 punts per game, which is 16th in the NFL.
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Neither of these teams like to punt. Okay.
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That's kind of the thing. Not great teams, but I'm going under seven and a half. And this is why, now you're seeing, I don't feel great about these picks when I'm resulting to, let me look up team punting stats.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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And I very easily could have just— What's your record? 41 and 17.
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Well, I have seven picks because in my first game, I had four, and I was on the fence. I didn't know which three I wanted, and I had four. So I very easily could have just done four for one game and two for the other. But I said, no, we'll do three, even though now I'm going to do four. But we do three. We're going to stick to three. So that's why I'm doing team punting stats. All right.
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So prepare your next bet here. I have the next one. Oh, wow. Okay, go ahead. Mikey, stand by. Hold on a sec. Billy's Big Board Bets brought to you by, and I also heard that you were criticizing the size of the board, so I got a big board. Yes! All right, so this one is Jordan Addison over three and a half receptions.
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Because if I just go right off the bat to winners and losers right away, we're just going to be all over the place. We're not going to have any flow. We're not going to do anything. So I feel like the game that we should be talking about is Bill's Lions, correct? Yes. That was the game yesterday.
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He has done this three weeks in a row, and he had eight receptions for 162 yards in their last game against the Bears on November 24th. Yep, he's good.
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All right, ready? I'm giving you the last three together because we're running out of time here. I'm going to go with Caleb Williams, over 219.5 yards. He didn't do it last week, but he's done it three out of the last four weeks. And he had 340 passing yards versus the Vikings on November 24th. A lot of these stats are based on that matchup, November 24th.
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Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Sam Darnold, over one and a half touchdowns. Hasn't done it since. He's done that four weeks in a row, and he had five TDs last week. And... Swift under 52 and a half rushing yards. He hasn't done it since November 17th versus Green Bay a month ago. He hasn't had over 52 and a half rushing yards.
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And in the game against the Vikings on November 24th, he had 30 rushing yards. So I'm going to go under on rushing yards. All right. Those are the BBBs for a seven of them. Not super confident.
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I had three in the second game. One of them is team punting. It's just a whole thing. Right. Football. Man. Such a burden. Season's exhausting, huh? God bless it.
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Oh, it's the most magical time of year again. Criss, cold, winter air. The big games are on. Friends and family gather round. What could make this better? I'll tell you what. Hold one in my hand. A Miller Lite. From family gatherings to holiday parties with friends, this season is for enjoying time with the most important people in your life.
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Make the holidays even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. Can't wait to get a fire started. Enjoy a Yule log and fire pit with me. My loved ones. Oh, it's a little warm and toasty. I need to cool down. What should I drink? Oh, I know. A nice cold Miller Lite. No games, no gimmicks. Just a great beer for people who like beer.
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Miller Lite's brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers with simple ingredients like malted barley for rich, balanced toffee-noded flavors and that iconic golden color. Making memories at year-end gatherings tastes like Miller time. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
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Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Fewer calories and carbs than premium regular beer.
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Is it crazy that... So he did the onside kick with, like, 12 minutes left in the game. Is it crazy that when it happened, I'm like... eh, this kind of makes sense. Because the defense is so bad. It's very Dan Campbell. It's very Dan Campbell. They couldn't stop the Bills whatsoever.
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The game felt like it had already gotten away from them, even though they were getting back into it and they were only down by 10. And also, Mac Hollins almost ran it back for a touchdown, which would have been great because I had Mac Hollins yesterday in our weekly fantasy contest presented by Smirnoff. World's number one vodka, please drink responsibly. Yesterday, A bit of a revenge week for me.
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I guess I shouldn't say revenge week because the last two weeks I finished like 100 and – no, last week I finished like 59th. And then yesterday I believe I finished in like the 130s at the end of the thing. But here's what happened. What? Again, two weeks ago I finished 59th. Yesterday I finished 139th. Here's the thing. I figured out a strategy.
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I figured out what works and what doesn't work in this league. I was also gifted 22 points by the Broncos. 22 points by your defense. You should be winning. Yes. Should be winning. Now, Derrick Henry, get me more than 6.7 points, if I'm going to be honest with you. Derrick Henry. It's his fault.
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Horrific performance. Alan Lazard, zero points. That's fine. He's Alan Lazard, and he was really like the cheap guy that you go and you get so that you can waste all your money on other players. Right. That guy. But here's the thing. Matt Collins. Yes. Had he returned that touchdown. Oh.
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oh yeah daddy would have been celebrating yesterday i'm telling you right now because he only got 1.7 points but those like six points they probably would have catapulted me like 50 points you know why well billy henry struggled why he cut his hair yeah oh he cut his hair yeah oh i'm glad mike fuentes got that in he gave it he told us right before and he said don't go to me at all today you can't go to me because we're a person down yeah he's like i need to be cutting i need to be doing these things during the show don't go to me at all but i'm glad i did the haircut
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thing in right i was aware of that no he was trying to tell me through the glass without telling me that he got a haircut yeah so he was using his fingers yeah he was doing one of those finger scissors um your scissors winners and losers presented by spiron off the world's number one vodka please drink responsibly i thought that one of our winners was the audience because mike fuentes wasn't gonna be able to talk today right he found a way so losers you america are we doing winners or losers now i was just gonna point out the bill's offense in their last three games
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Last week, you said that he's not going to win anything because of Sean McDermott. And you also said that Patrick Mahomes is going to keep him from ever winning a Super Bowl.
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How about that? All right. All right. This is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do here. What? It's his time, Billy. We're going to do.
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We didn't do anything. We didn't start anything yet. Hold on a second. Jesus. Let's get control of this situation, Billy. Winners and losers is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. I have two applicable winners slash losers from this Bills and Lions game. And it sounds like Mikey A may have one as well. And I think Stugac just gave us one.
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I'm going to give you a winner real quick, Mikey. And then we'll go to you. Sure. And then I'll go to kind of a confusing situation in my head, which is going to be more confusing for all of you. Because normally things make sense in my head and still don't make sense out loud. So. Sure. Big winner from yesterday's game, the Bills and Lions game.
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Winners and losers presented by Spiranoff, the world's number one product.
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Winner? Yeah. The Detroit Lions. Uh-huh. Finally got that much-needed loss. They now have that chip on their shoulder. They have adversity that they have set up for a potential Super Bowl revenge game. Winners in that game, the Detroit Lions.
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Correct. I like it. They needed a loss, and this was the loss that they needed to the Bills. Yes. Not a dumb, ticky-tacky loss. against a team like the Bears or something. This is the game that they needed to lose, and they lost it. Mikey?
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53, wow.
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511 is impressive. Yeah, so Mikey's right. This is what happens. I see that 511 people registered. You finished 510th. And the leaderboard only shows the top 500. So I can't even see what the person in the last, the person in the last place could have theoretically just not submitted a roster, like reserve the spot, not submitted a roster.
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And they, they are the only person that finished behind you. I have a winner, Billy. Do you? I do. Okay.
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What? We're jumping from game to game. I was trying to tell you we're getting this under control here. Jesus, okay.
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We're going to get there. I'm erasing that. I forgot that you said Nick Sirianni. Okay. I have another winner or loser. Everyone else, forget that. From this game. And this is the dilemma. I don't know if this person is a winner or a loser. Okay. Okay. It is Jared Goff, 494 passing yards, five touchdowns. Winner. Not sure if he's a winner or a loser. Winner. You would think he's a winner.
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Okay. Now, here's why I would tell you that he's a loser. Right. Because after that game and after that performance – People are doubling down on, yeah, Josh Allen is the MVP of the league. No one is even talking about what Jared Goff did in yesterday's game, and it's pretty incredible.
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Yeah, but everyone should be talking about Jared Goff almost having 500 yards and five touchdowns, and no one is talking about him. And Jared Goff is also a question mark of, like, how's Jared Goff going to keep you in one of these games? Is Jared Goff going to, like, excel when he needs to pass? He needs to pass the entire game, has almost 500 yards, five touchdowns. No one's talking about him.
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Okay, so for the record, we have Jared Goff down as a winner. I'm going to put down winner. Yeah, winner. I was confused, winner or loser. You were asking us. Yeah, winner.
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Yep. All right. So, by the way, if you want to participate in winners and losers, you can tweet at us. Just tag any of us and say, is Jared Goff a winner or a loser? Can I go back to it? Winner or loser? Can I give you a loser now? Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. I can? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Or a winner? Can I give you a winner? Well, you haven't given us either yet.
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Nick Sirianni's also only won one Super Bowl.
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I am because you discounted him winning a Super Bowl to Nick Sirianni, who choked in a Super Bowl, and I honestly forgot. I was like, yeah, Nick Sirianni. Yeah. Because he should be. Sure. People think he should be fired. They've won 10 straight franchise record.
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Yeah, but he just looks like someone that should be fired.
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Yeah, he gives off you should be fired vibes, right? Yeah. I see that. You're right, Billy. He also gives off boss that fires you on Christmas vibes, right? He's like, not my fault, and then he takes your bonus.
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is that what he does because because we let you go before the new year you do not you're not entitled to a bonus sorry no and it's mine now yes is that i mean is that that's probably mean to say i didn't say that you did you guys said that no you said this game was dangerous because by the way big uh big situation in that game that game was one of the games that we thought like wow this is gonna be one of the games of the weekends and not
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really kind of living up to it.
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Yeah, but Bill's Lions lived up to it. Steelers-Eagles didn't. Also kind of concerning, TJ Watt left the game with a lower ankle injury. So we kind of have to pay attention to that, see what's going on there.
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Yeah, yeah, Patrick Mahomes left the game. MRI is negative. Well, and Nick Chubb also left that game with a broken foot. If we're just doing an injury roundup, Nick Chubb broke his foot in that game.
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And the thing about Patrick Mahomes that's concerning, also injury roundup, Tommy DeVito got a concussion, and Alvin Kamara left the game with an injured groin after making an incredible touchdown catch. That is the injury roundup presented by Smirnoff. It's not presented by Smirnoff, but everything is, so we might as well present it.
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Well, we were talking about an injury, and then you just started throwing out injuries, so I figured I'd give you all the injuries.
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Well, here's the thing. uh fantasy playoffs yes yeah here's the thing I I almost had Tommy DeVito I almost had Tommy DeVito in an interception parlay that I that I was gonna put in yesterday really yeah an interception parlay it was gonna be Jameis Winston Will Levis Baker Mayfield and Tommy DeVito interception parlay all of them hit except Tommy DeVito and it's because he got a concussion uh
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Here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes. That sounds like a fun parlay. It was going to be a fun one. It was just the three of us. I wish I participated. Tommy DeVito was the last one that was going to be added in there. Right. Yeah. Didn't get it in before the game started, though. So here's the thing about Patrick Mahomes that is slightly concerning, I guess, if you're a Chiefs fan.
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So now they, quote unquote, make edible cookie dough that it's fine to eat before you cook.
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so i will go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough to just go and i get the ones that are like the pre-cut like 20 you this makes 24 cookies and i'm like nope that makes 24 bite-sized snacks for me because i'm not going to make those into cookies so i'll go and i'll buy the edible cookie dough and uh and then i notice on the bogo it's like oh you know buy one get one free and the price for the buy one get one free is like 5.49 or something like that and it's like well hold on a second
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One of them last week was $369. So I'm buying one and getting one free. But the one that I'm paying for, you've increased the price from one week to the next about 180%. That's how they're getting you on these things. You think you're saving money and like you are if you wanted to, but also you're paying like a lot more for the one than you would normally. I'm on to the groceries, Gojo.
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Yeah. I'm going to start an Excel doc, and I'll spare everyone, but I'll share with you on what I found in terms of pricing, Gojo. Don't worry.
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i love gojo on the power a two for six dollars not knowing if one is like 220 dude no like like like you should be getting two for 450 you know well okay that's a whole nother thing like it used to be like you could get two for like 250 and now it's like two for seven dollars and it's like what is happening here and and don't get me started on shrinkflation where a 24 ounce bottle turned into a 20 ounce bottle i'm on to you guys i know what's going on all
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I'm not sure that's how they market them, but they could. They should. They should. I don't even know if it's they should, but they could.
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God bless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Gojo, Bill Belichick to North Carolina. What do you think, huh?
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It does seem weird, right? And when is the last Patriots? I mean, it's pre-COVID, right? Their last Super Bowl. When was their last year that they won the Super Bowl? Because now a 17-year-old might have been, what, 11, 12? That's what I'm wondering. When Bill Belichick was dominating and was Bill Belichick and even then was like on the back end of it, right? Right.
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they'll know who Bill Belichick is, obviously, right? But I don't know that Bill, if he has the cachet, right? It was 2019, Billy, for what it's worth. I cannot imagine Bill Belichick strolling into someone's house to recruit them. That is another part of it, right? You assume he's going to put in all the work to get everything done, right? He's bringing on all these people.
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He's going to have his army of consultants and assistant coaches and all that. But I don't see Bill Belichick just driving around making house visits for some of these recruits and sitting on your couch and be like, we'd love to have your son come play for us. Like it just, I don't see it. I don't, I don't know why.
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Also though, like we used to think that about Nick Saban then would see videos of him doing the Cupid, the Cupid shuffle. Right. And like, He seems like he liked to have a good time, and he knew how to get the recruits. So we'll see. Maybe this is a new Bill. We also never thought we were going to see Bill leaving someone's house on a ring camera, right? That's true. Bill gets down.
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I think there's a lot we don't know about Belichick. I'm kind of with you.
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I mean... I think the one big difference... It's strange. I think the one big difference, though, Kojo, is that, like, so Bill's NFL... Coaching experience is closer to what college is now than Nick Saban's college coaching experiences to what coaching is now. Right.
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So like he's more I would almost say like more prepared and maybe more equipped for this new NIL environment than old school college coaches were.
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It's also a really strange situation because if you read into kind of how it all played out, It doesn't seem like they ever pursued him. He just kind of was like, you know what? I'd like to coach here. And this is how I was practice one day and just decided he wanted to stay. I mean, this is how I'd like it to go. And I'm going to give you this manifesto.
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If you believe this is how it went down, I'm going to give you this manifesto. And if you agree to all these terms, I'm going to come here. And then some people at the at the university were like, what? And then like some boosters are like, hell, yeah. And then there seems to have been some disarray even within the university as to whether or not he was going to coach there.
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Who's making this decision? So like Bill seems to be coming in and it's not like he has to conform to some standard because he just created his own and he just found the people that were going to pay the bills and make it happen. And they made it happen. So like, how are you even going to control this man at this point?
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Joe, one of those 11-1 teams that you mentioned may be participating in our national championship this weekend, Army. And you may not like this, Joe, because you do a lot for the armed services you have for the years. It's great what you're doing this weekend.
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But one of the disgraceful things that you did was in your college career, you beat up the armed services four games to none, three times in a row. How dare you, Theismann? Yeah, it's incredibly disrespectful. And we get on Mike Golick Sr. about this all the time because an argument can be made that your Notre Dame team is to blame for why Army is not in this playoff right now.
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And we say, because we do our own rankings around here, Joe, we say that wins against the armed services should count against your eligibility for the playoffs. Yeah.
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It's also a cool year because it's in Washington, D.C., which it isn't always in year. Obviously, Washington, D.C. legend. We can ask you about the commanders and a little bit later because they've had a surprising season. But you and RG3, both Washington commanders favorites, are having a cool giveaway that you're doing in conjunction with the game, the Recycled Rides giveaway.
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I still buy my parents birthday gifts. Are you saying at what age of like the person, the buyer or what age, the person of the receiver?
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Joe, have your children stopped giving you gifts yet? No. Okay, good. I was going to say the first, it seems like the first time is going to really hurt. And then after that, they just expect like, okay, my children are just in grades. They're not going to give me anything anymore. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I buy my Joe for the record. I buy my parents gifts still. Good. Good. He does. Yeah.
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But is it because is it because of your dad's age, Mikey, or is it because of your age?
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Mikey, guess what? What? I had the four o'clock surge that I needed last week in the listener league presented by Smirnoff, by the way. World's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. If you want to compete against us, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. And then you can do your weekly fantasy contest. You get a budget. You compete against us.
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New teams every week, which is why I go from 600th place to 59th after my late four o'clock. Game surge, but I still finished outside of the money, unfortunately. But this is the week. DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. I'm doing it. I'm not going to say first place. I'm going to say top seven. Top seven. That's my prediction for me this week. Thoughts?
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Okay. Well, realistically, I'm probably going to finish 470th or lower. So anyways, if you want to compete against us and beat us and take our money, go to DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. That's our weekly listener league presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
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He's got your jersey up. Jersey's there. Perfect. Perfect. I have a question for you. So I saw your normal co-host was out and you had a fill-in co-host. And I'm wondering why you never invite us to kind of co-host with you when it's time for fill-ins on your podcast, you know? Mm-hmm.
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I'll tell you right now, if you invite us to fill in with you on your podcast, we will fly up to NBC to do that with you. And expect it to levitate.
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Let me check. No, none of them are currently sponsoring us.
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Well, hold on a second, because, Chris, I have news for you that I don't think you're aware of. Not related to baseball. Get to baseball in a second. But God bless football. The show that you're on right now is nominated for Best American Football Podcast in the Sports Podcast Awards. Voting is open now. We would love we would love to get your endorsement.
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Tell people to come vote for us so that we could win this award. Do we have your endorsement?
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Well, I very much I very much appreciate that. And I appreciate your endorsement because one of the other shows that we're going up against is your brother, Matt, and your father, Phil's podcast for the exact award.
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You're not part of that podcast, but you're part of this one. So I feel like it's time for us to wage war on the Simses. You know what I mean?
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Going and losing is Tampa Bay Rays. Exactly. Exactly right. Well said, Philly.
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You have a decent path. You have to play Clemson in the first round and then Arizona State, then Oregon if Oregon is still around. Oregon or Ohio State. Oregon always loses a dumb one like every year and they haven't lost a dumb one yet this year. So you wonder if it's going to happen early on. But I mean, at the very least.
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100%. 100%. I can't have helped but notice earlier in the week, it seems like one of your siblings has once again given your father his favorite gift of all, another grandchild. Jesus.
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Chris, I'm wondering how you feel about this because you had a good game on Sunday night. You had a cute game. Packers, Seahawks, but you don't have the game. And I don't know why. I don't know why the NFL did not flex. What is the game? Oh, come on. You know what the game is now.
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Well, whatever. Regardless, either way, the NFL let you down by not flexing one of these games into Sunday night football because I feel like Bill's Lions is a big one. Steelers, Eagles, okay, fine, whatever. But Bill's Lions, Chris. Josh Allen is so good.
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well first first of all congratulations to your father congratulations to you to jake welcome to the world jordan uh yeah i was gonna ask though and it seems as though the answer is no is now is the the conversation the pressure on you like when are you going to deliver us a grandchild because they're they're fine their hands are full they have a new one right
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To what you were saying before, Josh Allen had a game last week that we've never seen from anyone ever. No one has had the three passing touchdowns, the three rushing touchdowns. He was just incredible. And Stu Gatz has been making the point all week, and I'm wondering if you will co-sign on this. He has said that Sean McDermott, Josh will never win with Sean McDermott as his coach.
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We have Mojo's picks and we have Gordy's picks, which is a shame because Gordy went 4-1 last week after a 5-0 week the week before. And here, what's that, K-Fun?
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I have him as 4-1, so I'm just going to give him the 4-1 there.
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In doing so, he also has extended his lead over K-Funk for the final standings here.
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Well, Carl has to go to court, so we don't have time for your victory speeches here. Let's get to the picks here. Let's do it. Blame me.
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Mojo has the Ravens. Okay. Who did Gordy take here?
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I can't believe that you're trying to celebrate a tie and calling it undefeated because you didn't technically lose, even though it was a tie.
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You're celebrating like you were 5-0. You weren't 5-0.
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Can I ask you a question to pivot slightly, but it's also along the lines of sadness here. I also can't help but notice you decorated your set for the holidays with one sad stocking behind your head.
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Carl's got to get to court, K-Punk. Hey, hey, hey, love it, love it. Great game.
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Billy, who did Mojo and Gordy take? Mojo took the Packers. Gordy took the Seahawks. K-Funk hasn't picked yet.
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While I look over that tie, if you want, I can switch your picks from last week, Mike.
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You know what I'm going to put? I'm going to put British Mike, and then that'll just be last week's standings, and then the rest won't go against you. British Mike, not great.
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You're the Bears or the Vikings, K-Funk. Yes, thank you, Billy.
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Carl's got to get to court, K-Funk. Hurry it up.
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Wait a minute. Hold on a second. The Christmas tree is up year-round also.
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I, I'm starting to, and I mean this to be helpful. And I know that you're not going to take this this way, I'm starting to kind of connect these two stories. You know what I mean? Like the inability to find someone Santa Claus is always watching on your door year round. We have a Christmas tree year round.
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Like, I feel like if we make slight minor changes, maybe things will change in a larger way, you know?
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Maybe the sad Charlie Brown tree also is like, hmm, okay, what's happening here?
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Is your holiday decoration the Chris Simms jersey? Well, you know what? Now that you mention it, should I spruce up? I haven't even considered sprucing up the background for the holidays. Like I did my decorating like in the front of the house. I have very controversial Gojo, and I'm wondering, and we'll get to Bill Belichick eventually, maybe.
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I'm wondering your thoughts on this because this is kind of like a controversial opinion that some people have on the exterior decorating. How do you feel about inflatables? Some people don't like inflatables. They think inflatables are a cheat code.
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I'm a real I'm a real tree guy, but we don't have tree farms. I went to Home Depot and I got it out of a tent in a parking lot. It's not a boy. That's how we do it down here. What I did is I went and I cut the little wrapping With like a little pocket knife. I cut it. I banged it on the floor a couple times so it could stretch out. I could see what it looks like.
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I'm like, give it a little spin, a twirl. Good enough. This one's the one we're taking home this year. But like on the outside, Gojo, and this is why I ask. So, and I'll blame my daughters. That's fine. I have no shame. I'll blame infants. It doesn't matter. They won't know. We are an inflatable family, but a thematic inflatable family. Yeah. So, I will have...
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outside uh and i wonder if i should give all this information because then if you pass by these are very specific and you'll know where i live oh yeah i have i have a tropical holiday theme going on because it doesn't get very cold down here so i have a hula dancing santa a santa outside that actually like hula dances so i have a dancing santa i have a flamingo in an inner tube with a santa hat on and sunglasses and then this year
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I did my inflatable shopping in July because I said, I'm not daddy's not paying full price for this. I'm going to get this when this is on sale and when it's still available. So I started looking. Lo and behold, I found one. I've now added to the collection and I didn't realize the size until I inflated it. And that was that was that was part of my problem.
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But also a pleasant surprise for me and my daughters. My wife, not so much. Didn't love the surprise as much as I did. Because I inflated it. I inflated it inside the house just to show my daughters before I did it outside. And I hit the ceiling, hit the ceiling. Now I have low ceilings in the room where I did it, but I got an eight foot tall.
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An eight foot tall snowman with sunglasses holding a surfboard and then a giant inflatable palm tree behind said snowman. Oh, yeah.
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I did on Amazon. This is an Amazon. Oh, you hid your shame. Yeah, there is. There is, though, down here. And I'm assuming there are these. These exist everywhere. There's a year round Christmas store here.
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Year-round Christmas store. I didn't go to it because it's kind of far. And also, I don't really believe that the stuff is as on sale as they say. I worked in retail, okay? Guys, let me tell you something about Black Friday sales and about retail. Oftentimes, and now you'll see it on TikTok and the internet, same exact price.
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They'll just put a sticker with like new, like, oh my gosh, look, Christmas balls, new low price. You just move it to the side and like, oh, this is more expensive than it was last week.
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Here's another game that grocery stores in particular will pay. And this is where I noticed it. They're kindred spirits, Mikey. Have you noticed this?
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Well, you're closer to Gojo's dad's age than you are to his age. I know. I just don't want to accept it, Billy. Yeah. OK, so, Gojo, this is where I realized that that bogos are a scam often, which was I buy cookie dough and sometimes I like to just eat the cookie dough raw. You know what I mean? But not it's not good for you, I guess, because of the eggs in it or something.