Episode #647: Big Baby Oil simply must be in cahoots with Big Accutane and Big Tanning Beds, right? Strange foods A live baby octopus Bryan went bold Meat talk The cartoon pizza man’s pizza Jamie Foxx was poisoned by Diddy? A terrible trailer! Bryan issues his apologies Chapped lips! Bryan’s Accutane journey The inner child! Bad tanning habits! Skin cancer Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Big Baby Oil's conspiracy with P. Diddy?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Saugnäpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
Ich fühle mich ziemlich... ...verrückt im Inneren, aber... ...ich genieße mich, weil... ...ich habe neue Freunde... ...und ähm... ...es ist ziemlich strikt... ...aber ich denke, ich werde in Ordnung sein.
Auf dieser Folge von The Commercial Break... Nun, es geht alles wieder zurück zu P. Diddy.
Es kommt alles wieder zurück zu P. Diddy. Es kommt alles wieder zurück zu Baby Oil. This is a conspiracy by Big Oil, Baby Oil. Big Corporate Baby Oil. Big Corporate Baby Oil wants us to believe that P. Diddy was the reason Baby Oil was sold out during the pandemic. But no, no, don't you believe it for a second. Big Baby Oil knows different.
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Chapter 2: What are the strangest foods discussed?
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
You're the shrimp paste on my mango. What else can I say? There you go, Chrissy and I doing hard research here at the commercial break. We learned a new delicacy. Yes, we learned a new delicacy. Shrimp paste and mango. Mango, mango, mango. Which sounds like... It tastes like puke in my mouth. That's what it sounds like. But hey, who am I to judge?
There are different cultures and different foods for everybody. What's this? I think we've asked this before, but what is the strangest food you think you've ever put in your mouth?
Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember. I mean, I've eaten... Like, probably it would be maybe related to the sushi world.
Yeah. For me, it's got to be live baby octopus or beef heart. One of the two.
And I haven't had either one of those.
Oh!
I went to a beautiful restaurant near Berkeley in San Francisco. We were just kind of traveling around the campus area over there in that retail district, going in and out of record stores. I mean, they do have some really fantastic places, little out-of-the-way places there. And we... Wir sind in einem schwarzen, schwarzen Wohnzimmer.
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Chapter 3: How did Bryan's Accutane journey impact him?
And eventually, after like some hand gestures and drawing pictures with a pencil, I think he figured out... Food in mouth. Yeah, food in mouth. Chef, you know, chop, chop. Chop, chop, yeah. Dumb American, need worse food you have. Für den meisten Preis. Ja. Mit Eis drauf. Und dann gibt es, ich weiß nicht, wie man es beschreiben kann. Weißt du, wie es manchmal ist, wenn du Escargot isst?
Du kriegst es in diese, wie eine Platte mit kleinen Böllen in sie. Wie kleine, kleine, kleine Böllen.
Ich habe Escargot gesehen, aber ich habe noch nie Escargot gegessen.
Oh, das ist ein weiteres Vergnügen, das ich zusammenfassen könnte. Escargot, nicht mein Favorit. Also in dort waren, und es war wie, der Eis war wie, es gab ein bisschen dreckiges Eis. Es war wie, du weißt, dieser Art von Schmuck, der aus dem Eis kommt.
Mhm.
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Chapter 4: What happened with Jamie Foxx and Diddy?
Und er hat es runtergelegt und da war was, was wie ein Baby-Octopus aussah. Ein kleiner Octopi. Und ich war so, oh, okay, ich mag einen kleinen Octopi. Ich mag das nicht, das ist gut. Es sah nicht gekocht aus, aber okay, was auch immer. Wahrscheinlich geben sie mir nichts, was mich töten wird. Wahrscheinlich.
Und dann, als ich die Schnauze genommen habe, als ich eine gekriegt habe, habe ich gemerkt, dass die Tentakel wickelnd waren.
Sie waren schwimmend. It was swimming?
Was it in water? No, no, no, no. It was just sitting there. Yes, they were so chilled that they were like sleeping, right? They were like in that state of, oh shit, my body just shut down. Because of course it's a cold-blooded animal. So it just kind of just went to sleep, I guess. I don't know, Chrissy. Oh Gott! Und ich dachte mir, oh Scheiße, das ist ein live Baby-Octopus.
Und ich habe es in meinen Mund gelegt und es hat sich umgewandelt. Und ich konnte es fühlen und ich habe es gespürt. Ich habe es nicht getrunken. Ich habe es gespürt und ich konnte es fühlen, wie es sich umgewandelt hat. Absolut schrecklich. Es gab nichts, ich erinnere mich nicht an den Geschmack, aber ich erinnere mich an alle Texturen. Sie hat es nicht gegessen, Scheiße.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on skin cancer?
Ich war so, oh mein Gott, komm schon.
Du musst mich verarschen. Also gab es, glaube ich, fünf von ihnen in dieser kleinen Sache. Und wir haben nur vier von ihnen da sitzen lassen. Und am Ende haben sie wirklich angefangen, sich umzudrücken. Und ich war so. Und dann kam der Wanderer zurück und ich war so, die sind lebendig. Die sind nicht gekocht, lebendig. Und er war einfach so, du weißt.
Er hat mich gebeten, als ob ich etwas Großartiges gemacht hätte. Aber dann, als die Nacht losging, habe ich bemerkt, dass wir nicht die Einzigen waren, die dieses Gericht bekommen haben. Und es waren auch andere Menschen, die es auch gegessen haben. Und ich dachte, wow, das ist ehrgeizig. Das ist der frischste Art von Sushi, den man bekommen kann. Das ist der Art, der noch wach ist.
Und es war nicht lecker. Und ich erinnere mich nicht daran, dass der Rest der Mahlzeit nicht so lecker war. Was ich erinnere, ist der 280-Dollar-Bill, den ich am Ende bekommen habe. Ich meine, es war teuer. Natürlich. Ja. Because when you have a restaurant with 10 seats, you're going to have to charge everybody $1,000 in order to make it work.
When you have even a room in a basement in Berkeley, it's going to be expensive. Yes. Wow. So that for sure is at the top of my list. And then one time we went to a restaurant here, Cooks and Soldiers, which I love very much. I love Cooks and Soldiers. It's a great restaurant. I didn't know, but when I worked at Chili's, there was a waiter that I worked with there. And I considered him kind of a...
Kind of a nudnik, you know what I'm saying? Not the smartest, sharpest tool in the shed, but he was nice enough. He just always seemed to need help doing something, like rolling silverware was a challenge, you know what I'm saying? How do you roll this silverware again? You'd be like, really, dude? It's...
It's 50 cent silverware that you could bend with two fingers rolled in a piece of tissue paper. I mean, how hard can this be? Right. And he it just was always everything was a challenge. Well, where do we get the ramekins? They're sitting right in front of you. How do you put ice cream on a thing? And it just went on for like years. He didn't know how to do anything.
But then all of a sudden, he's like the general manager at this really... And not all of a sudden, but like 10 years later, he's the general manager at this really nice restaurant. And I was pleasantly surprised. I thought, wow. You did. You found out where the ramekins go. Congratulations. You know where the ramekins go. It's all great. But, you know, I think that...
I think he knew that I felt like he was a little bit of a dumbass, like back then. But he treated us so wonderfully when we showed up to this restaurant. He was like, oh my God, it's been years. What are you doing? Oh, here's my new wife. Everyone's very pleasant to each other. I thought, please don't talk about the cocaine margaritas. Please don't talk about the cocaine margaritas.
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Chapter 6: What are the best and worst food experiences shared?
Delicious, beautiful, lovely. Second thing that comes out is... octopus, right? But actually cooked this time, right? So, lovely. Polpo, Polpo's traditional Spanish way with a little paprika, salt, pepper, boiled, lovely. And then the third thing that comes out, he says, I'm not going to tell you what this is. I just want you to try it first. You're going to love it.
And Astrid smartly stayed away from it. And me and Rafa were there and we were like, oh, okay, it looked like a steak. Like it looked like a piece of, not like steak, like maybe like a, like a liver piece. Wie ein Pate oder so etwas. Und ich dachte mir, das ist Foie Gras. Das ist Foie Gras. Das ist, was das ist. Und so haben wir es gegessen. Es hatte einen bestimmten Geschmack von Blut.
Oh, das kann ich mir vorstellen.
Ja, wie wenn du dich kippst, deine Finger und du riechst es. Du weißt, es ist wie das ironische Geschmack. Ironische Geschmack, ja. Du kannst es sogar riechen, richtig? Du kannst das Ironisch riechen. Und in der ersten Schnauze, die ich genommen habe, war es so, oh, das riecht, als ob ich nur mein eigenes Blut trinke. Das ist, das ist schrecklich. Und, äh, kein Scheiß, wie...
I don't know, 10 minutes later he comes back. By the way, Rafa's gobbling it up. He's like, this is delicious. I love this. This is fantastic. And I'm like, of course, of course. You lived in Costa Rica. You were literally picking stuff off the ground and eating it at one point. I mean, honestly. Rafa claimed he was growing jalapenos in Costa Rica one time. And he's like, you love jalapenos?
I love jalapenos. Right. Now you feel it.
Ja.
It's beef heart. And I was, uh. And I know this is like a delicacy for some people, like really like beef heart. But not for me. That was not for me. Bowls, testicles. I've had those, the Rocky Mountain Oysters. Those are.
You've gone bold in your life.
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