Episode #650: A new studio means exactly what you’d expect: chaos! We got a new studio!! Sneaker reselling Temu A back up ham leg! Hunter Biden Peeing in a bottle If there’s no #2, there’s nothing to do! Bryan peed *in* a couch? Take a bite out of a swordfish Surviving in the ocean Carnival cruises The Brady Feigls Some studio oopsies Would you want to meet your doppelgänger? Bryan’s billion dollar idea The Jasons Showing it all Ryan Murphy Pantsless, now on Spotify video Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What chaotic events happened in the new studio?
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I always make it sound much more lame than it actually is. I'm like, yeah, it's just me and my friend and we're talking. We're talking about each other's lives. It's like you and your friend when you talk about, you know, the inside of an asshole. When you talk about the poop cruise. Right. You and your friend.
Peed in a jar.
That's right. When you and your buddy get together and talk about all your sexual exploits live on air.
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Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on this Friday edition of the commercial break from our brand new studio.
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Chapter 2: What are the latest trends in sneaker reselling?
Big mistake. Huge.
Huge mistake. And then we went to like the Cheesecake Factory. Honestly, we went to...
Did you see Kanye?
No, I think we went to Brio. You know that place, Brio?
Brio, yes.
I like Brio. Did not see Kanye or Bianca and her nipples. Did not see that. Damn. Or her vagina. So we went to like a Brio, like a nice porch on Rodeo Drive. And it was beautiful.
I love Brio, actually.
Yeah, Brio was very good, and I found it to be pleasant on my wallet. So everything else on Rodeo Drive was crazy. Some places, there was like a place that said on the front door, reservations absolutely required, don't even ask. And I was like, that is like a really fucking shitty thing to say. Wow, I know.
Don't even think about it.
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Chapter 3: What are the pros and cons of using Temu?
He's shown his dick in like three movies. Yes. And, you know, it's nothing to laugh at, but it's certainly nothing to show off either. But I always appreciated that Jason showed his dick in movies. He went for it. He went for it. He went full frontal. And I thought to myself... The first time you see it in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you're like, wow, that's a real penis.
Like, there's no prosthesis about it. That is a real—because if there's a prosthesis, they would make it look much more impressive. Right. But then you think to yourself, okay, Jason did it, and now it's out there, and now there's some parity between the men and the women because Jason went full frontal despite his shortcomings.
Yeah, we talked about that before. There should be equal nudity. Mm-hmm.
Listen, watch any of those shows that, what's his name, puts together that, who's the guy who did the... Sam Levinson, is that what you're talking about? No, Sam Levinson. By the way, I love Sam Levinson. I think he has, they're hyper-sexualized shows. You don't like it? I don't like him. You don't like him. Okay, well, him, do you like his shows?
Yeah, but I think they're exploitative.
I agree. I think they're hypersexualized, right? I don't think that's representative of how teenage... What are the shows?
I can't remember what Sam... I can't... The HBO one that he's... Euphoria.
Euphoria. Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's the best example of hypersexualized show. And I love Euphoria, but I think it is a... I didn't get into it. ...full-on fanciful drama. It is not an accurate representation of what happens as a teenager. Not everyone's...
beautiful and getting laid 24 hours a day and going to parties that clearly... I mean, if I went to one party like Sam Levinson makes people seem like they're partying, it would have been the best night of my life. I mean, it just would have been magical. But not every party happens like that. There's not, you know...
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