Episode #696: Bryan & Krissy review all the sports action! Noted sporting enthusiast Bryan discusses the Superbowl flop by the Chiefs, the Starlink space junk and all the commercials boring us in between celebrity sightings! The Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl! It was an embarrasing game for the Kansas City Chiefs Fox loves the drama Lady Gaga, Jon Batiste & Trombone Shorty's performances Celebrity sightings during the game First time a president goes to the Super Bowl The Pink Pony Club A new Jurassic Park movie... for what reason?! T-Mobile's Starlink service Reviews of the Super Bowl commercials! Watch episode #696 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened in the Philadelphia Eagles vs. Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl?
Well, they are the city of brotherly love.
Well, I'm already reading they're the city of brotherly love tearing the city of brotherly love apart currently right now. Did you know that they canceled school in Philadelphia on Monday a week before the Super Bowl even happened?
Oh, wow.
They were
Preparing.
They were preparing because they knew that no parent would be in a condition to drive their child to school the very next day. They were getting the DUIs off the street because everyone was going to celebrate well into the night, regardless of whether or not they won or they lost. And man, did they.
I was just reading all about the shenanigans going on in Philadelphia last night and probably well into the morning as the Philadelphia Eagles won over the Kansas City Chefs and the... Excuse me, the Taylor Swift Chefs. The Taylor Swift Chefs lost to the Eagles in a romp, Chrissy. It really was a romp. In a total romp.
God, Chiefs had zero going into halftime.
They had no fight in them. They had no answer for what the Eagles were throwing at them. The Eagles' defense... It looked like they were playing against children. It really did. They sacked Mahomes six, seven, eight. I stopped counting after a while. Six, seven, eight times.
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Chapter 2: Which celebrities were spotted at the Super Bowl?
He was a Lincoln. You're right.
Yeah, wasn't he? Yeah. Wasn't he driving around that Lincoln? Now it's Jeep. Saying things like, I keep getting older, and they say the same age.
Well, that's in American Graffiti, but... That's not American Graffiti.
No.
1964.
No, no, no. Wait, what is it? I loved that movie, too.
I'm going to let you think about it. I'm going to let you stir here for a second.
I was about to say Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
It's not Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Do you know it? No. Dazed and Confused. That's right. Dazed and Confused. One of the great movies of the 90s, for sure.
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Chapter 3: How did Fox's production enhance the Super Bowl experience?
Yeah, dance around. Yeah.
But I thought that the Super Bowl halftime show was fine. It was fine.
I guess I missed that Serena Williams came out at one point. I kind of missed that. Serena Williams came out at one point? Yes, she was there. Where was Serena Williams? She was part of the show.
Really?
She came out. Truly? Yes. Seriously? Yes. That's what I was reading about, and I was like, I've missed that.
I am getting too old. How did my brain just fart and not see Serena Williams? I watched the entire thing pretty intently, and I didn't see Serena Williams, not once.
Maybe you just didn't recognize her. She was kind of glammed out.
Oh, was she glammed out? Was she one of the dancers?
I can't remember. Again, I missed it, but I read that she was there.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights and critiques of the Super Bowl commercials?
A sitting president. Mm-hmm. Huh. Yes.
You would think that, what is it, Super Bowl 59 or something? Mm-hmm. You would think that after all those- It was Licks. It was Licks. Oh, yeah, that's right. L-I-X-X.
L-I-X.
L-I-X. What is that? What does the L stand for? The L stands for? It stands for 50? L-I-X. So that means one before 10. So 59.
Yeah, that's right. Okay, so 59.
So you would think that after 59 Super Bowls, there would have been one president who decided to show up. Well, that's taxpayer dollars well spent right there. Shut down the Superdome so that Trump can come in and check it out. Listen, I got no problem with Trump showing up at the Super Bowl. It's obviously one of those things that most Americans tune in. It really is.
I thought Obama was a big football fan. And certainly Bill Clinton, you know, the Super Bowl's got a lot of ladies that show up to it. Ladies of the night, you would think Bill Clinton would have been there to get some action, right?
I don't know.
Hey, what do I know? I'm just a guy. I've never been to a Super Bowl. I'll never go to a Super Bowl. I don't know. It just seems like not something that I'd, it's of all the sporting events that I could go to, the Super Bowl is way down on the list.
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Chapter 5: Why is the Starlink project controversial?
No one – I mean, and who is? Does Verizon not cover most of it?
There's plenty of people that go out to those remote locations and people in other developing countries. So, you know, Starlink itself I think is probably a good thing.
I don't think so. I don't think so, and I'll explain why. Okay. You are fucking up the one – place close to earth that we have not fucked up yet which is our near earth atmosphere you are stuffing it full of little flying machines that by the way are coming down out of the sky all the time there was a lot of space junk yeah there's a lot of space junk
And we're just creating more space junk, which is going to make it harder and harder to fly into space, harder and harder to see our own stars, harder and harder to, you know, navigate all these other things. This is like one huge experiment that no one knows what's going to happen. And now there are tens of thousands of those things flying in the sky. I have seen them with my own eyes. Yeah.
It is rather disturbing because they are not stars. They are just little satellites providing internet to people in the Sahara Desert, I guess. Listen, I understand. I agree with you. In developing countries where you don't have internet access, I can understand how Starlink could be beneficial.
But I think you could probably do that for developing countries with far fewer pieces of space junk flying through there. I just don't agree with filling our sky with a bunch of junk and hoping that everything turns out okay.
I think we should have been a little bit more careful about deciding to allow somebody just to throw tens of thousands of satellites in near-Earth orbit and hope that everything's going to go okay. That's my personal opinion, you know?
Yeah, you can have it. You don't want to go to space.
What's that?
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on repetitive movie franchises like Jurassic Park?
There's like, I can tell you because there's a website, Starlink Tracker. Hold on one second. I can tell you this. There are, they're currently tracking...
About 7,000 of them. Look at that.
That does seem like a lot.
Look at that. Every single one of those is a satellite.
Yeah.
That's insane. That's insane. It covers every inch of the earth.
Yeah. You're just saying more regulations around it.
More regulations. And then maybe we could accomplish the same thing without so many tiny little satellites. And I don't know, but maybe we could. And in the case of natural disaster, I totally understand. But do you know, you know this because Jeff does this. When Jeff has a concert, and there's going to be 20,000 of his closest friends are going to show up over there in Memphis, right?
Yeah.
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