Episode#712: Bryan & Krissy discuss getting verified on Insta. How does it feel seeing your friend's kids turn the same age you were when you met? Plus, the dentist office is turning into a sales showroom and the gang isn't about it. Then, Tool fans are suing Tool in The Sand and a fussy couple is suing an airline for putting a dead passenger in the seat next to them. TCB Bit: It's time for College Corner on WSHIT! Professor Hungebuckle gives her advice to Springer Breakers on how to have a good time and stay safe! Watch episode #712 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath "TCB Bits" are all written, performed and produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What Is College Corner on WSHIT?
And welcome back to WSHIT, Crabapple's number one radio station, helping you get ahead from the moment you get out of bed. It's 6.09 on the Bronson Pontiac Oldsmobile studio clock. It's a beautiful Saturday morning, and that means it's time for College Corner here on WSHIT, focusing on the youth of today and the leaders of tomorrow. But first, a check of traffic and weather.
It's a balmy 13 degrees with cloudy skies and a small chance of rain later on this afternoon. Traffic is still light throughout Crabapple as the city remains in partial lockdown after Patsy's Rubber Palace works to contain yet another fire inside of the factory. The EPA, however, says it's working to get one of two remaining employees out to the factory as soon as possible.
Crabapple's Community College Spring Break starts this week, so we here at WSHIT's College Corner asked Crabapple Community Professor Amanda Hunchbuckle for some tips on keeping this annual rite of passage safe and fun for everyone. She gave us this tip when we caught up with her at the Hard Sword of the Lord Church, where she leads Bible study every Sunday morning.
Ask him if he wants to finish in your mouth. Ask him. Okay. A lot of men do not get to be fully empowered and have that full, wonderful feeling being asked. It's a question they want. Okay. They don't want to ask. They want to be asked. Do you want to finish in my mouth? Very simple question. Very straightforward. Great way to set the tone. Let him know up front. You are not here to play games.
You want to get down to business. You want to be a rock star. Okay. If you want to go the next level up is finish in my mouth, please.
okay finish in my mouth please it's polite direct to the point and also sets the tone that you're gonna be on top okay or you're topping from the bottom whatever your vibe is whatever it is i personally like topping from the bottom okay i like being in power but i also like being dominated so i like to do please finish my mouth please finish hair or where do you want to finish okay basic questions beautiful ones
The professor went on to add that reapplying sunscreen every four hours, drinking plenty of water throughout the day, and always traveling in groups are important tips to keep in mind. Age, old wisdom, all of it. I cannot disagree with anything she has said today. So have fun out there, you little crab-aplians. You only get one life to live unless you believe in reincarnation.
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
On this episode of the Commercial Break. At 52 years old.
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Chapter 2: How Does It Feel to See Your Friend's Kids Grow Up?
With a dad bod and a micro penis running around talking about how much they hate women. And they've got like 50,000 followers. And we have like 7,000 followers. And I'm like, how is this possible? How is this possible? How is it that that content is better than this content? But I'm starting to understand, I think, a little bit why.
Part of it is because we're just putting clips of our show out there. And that may not always be... We're not all that funny. So maybe that's why.
We're not all that good at what we do.
In plain terms, we're not all that good at what we do.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chris. Best to me, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. I'm getting to this weird age.
I mean, I've been at this weird age for as long as I can remember. Maybe I was just born weird. Maybe the age doesn't matter.
You were born this way.
I was born this way. Okay. I need my Navaj. Navaj. Navaj. Navaj, that thing that takes snot out of your brain. I'm getting to this weird age where... Here, let me explain. I just looked at a Facebook post. Of a girl that I met when I was a teenager, when I was like 15 or 16 years old, and we had a dalliance, like a moment, right?
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Chapter 3: Why Are Dentists Like Used Car Salesmen?
Yeah, just be opposite. That's right. The slit. Yeah, I mean, listen, there's a fountain of youth brewing somewhere. We got people out there that are spending, you know, millions of dollars trying to, that one guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, our friend Allison did a whole podcast episode about that guy and that movie. Yeah.
There's a documentary that now has been made about the... I mean, you probably... I've seen it.
I've almost watched it. And then I'm like... No, I don't care.
No. No, I don't care. I care about the science and the technology, but I don't care that much about one egomaniac trying to, but they say biologically that his body is the body of like a late 20 year old. Right. And he is in his mid forties. So he has managed to be, I think your phone's ringing. Uh, his, he has managed to beat back, uh, some of time. It's the dentist. Do you need to take it?
Can we listen? Yeah.
No, they call incessantly trying to confirm. I'm like, yes, I will be there.
They call me incessantly trying to sell me something. Oh, they do?
Your dentist wants to sell you a bunch of stuff?
Yeah, I mean, I get it. Like, you know, you're trying to make a business out of it. Dentists... are like doctors with used cars out front. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's something to be sold there.
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Chapter 4: Should You Be Verified on Instagram?
Yeah, I was about to say the instruments that get in there.
Oh, yeah. I don't know. God bless dentists, man. God bless them. That's a tough job. No wonder a lot of them jump off a roof. It's like, who wants to be in somebody's mouth all day long? It's such a weird profession. And it's so important. And at the end of the day, you should kiss your dentist on the mouth after the cleaning that you were...
that they were kind enough to go inside your nasty ass mouth and clean it out. And, you know, I talk to that hygienist that I have. You know, she likes to talk. And even though my mouth is wide open, I enjoy hearing her talk. But she told some stories about some nasty ass mouths. I mean, there's some nasty ass mouths out there. What are you people doing? You got the breath of a thousand asses.
That's all I got. The breath of a thousand asses. Do you remember that Chris Rock bit? No. You've got the breath of a thousand asses.
No? You don't remember that?
No. No, but it made me think about my nephews I was with this weekend, you know, and they, you know how kids don't want to brush their teeth.
Oh, man.
I mean, it's such a thing. And finally, I said, look, I go, it's no joke. Let me just look up the pictures right now of tooth rot in children. And I gave them, I mean, I showed it. And they were like, ah!
You don't want that.
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Chapter 5: How to Navigate Social Media Growth with AI?
Oh, man, those two fuckers. Okay, I'll tell you about Instagram verified. Oh, okay. I don't know if you noticed that commercial break is now verified. For what reason, I don't know. You did notice that? I did. You did? Oh, look at you. Chrissy got on Instagram. So proud of you, Chrissy. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.
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All right, so the commercial break is now verified on Instagram. You know, Instagram, like, I don't know, maybe two years ago, three years ago, during the pandemic at some point, them and Twitter, Twitter and Instagram, decided that they could, since they weren't making any money directly off people...
that they could get a few bucks off you if they did this program called verified, which basically means that you probably are the person you say you are. It doesn't even mean that you really are. I mean, the amount of checking, I don't know what the amount of checking is. I don't know that LexisNexis or they connect to someone or they verify you through email or whatever they do.
I know you have to have like two-factor authentication, 2FA, put on. So I guess they're doing the best they can to figure out if you're the actual person or company that you say you are. And so we've been talking to various AI platforms about growing the social media, which has been a pain point of ours for years.
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