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Cassie, and the building cost you $96.3 million. So it's been a couple of years since we've heard some music from you. So what have you been up to over the past couple of years?
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Pastor Wayne, of course, local to the Crabapple area, grew up here and started Crabapple's only megachurch, the Hard Sword of the Lord. Pastor Wayne is certainly loved by his congregation and has done so much good for the community. We're lucky enough to have Pastor Wayne on the phone right now. Pastor Wayne, I just got to ask the question that's on everyone's mind this morning.
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And welcome back to WSHIT 615 on the studio clock. Sad news for the Crabapple Township this morning. Last night, WSHIT learned that Pastor Wayne Dauble will be taking a sabbatical and traveling throughout the southeastern United States for the next couple of months. looking for new sheep for his flock.
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Well, you heard it here first from Pastor Wayne himself. Lock your doors if you're in Nashville. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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The professor went on to add that reapplying sunscreen every four hours, drinking plenty of water throughout the day, and always traveling in groups are important tips to keep in mind. Age, old wisdom, all of it. I cannot disagree with anything she has said today. So have fun out there, you little crab-aplians. You only get one life to live unless you believe in reincarnation.
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It's a balmy 13 degrees with cloudy skies and a small chance of rain later on this afternoon. Traffic is still light throughout Crabapple as the city remains in partial lockdown after Patsy's Rubber Palace works to contain yet another fire inside of the factory. The EPA, however, says it's working to get one of two remaining employees out to the factory as soon as possible.
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And welcome back to WSHIT, Crabapple's number one radio station, helping you get ahead from the moment you get out of bed. It's 6.09 on the Bronson Pontiac Oldsmobile studio clock. It's a beautiful Saturday morning, and that means it's time for College Corner here on WSHIT, focusing on the youth of today and the leaders of tomorrow. But first, a check of traffic and weather.
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Crabapple's Community College Spring Break starts this week, so we here at WSHIT's College Corner asked Crabapple Community Professor Amanda Hunchbuckle for some tips on keeping this annual rite of passage safe and fun for everyone. She gave us this tip when we caught up with her at the Hard Sword of the Lord Church, where she leads Bible study every Sunday morning.