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The Commercial Break

I'm Enlightened, Not You!

Wed, 20 Nov 2024

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Episode #639: The foibles of Netflix, Bryan, and, of course, cults! The Netflix Live Disaster The Taylor-Serrano fight Mike Tyson’s ass Jake Paul and Conor McGregor? 12 Days of TCB Breath of Fire: Guru Jagat Bryan yells at some employees Some great barbecue AreBnB Bryan watched football! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What went wrong with Netflix's live streaming?

1397.186 - 1419.461 Emma Greed

On my new podcast, Aspire with Emma Greed, I'll dive into the big questions everyone wants to know about success in business and in life. Through weekly conversations you'll get the tangible tools, the real no BS stories and undeniable little hacks that actually help you level up. Listen to and follow Aspire with Emma Greed and Odyssey Podcast available now, wherever you get your podcasts.

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1421.727 - 1431.774 Bryan Green

Okay, a little housekeeping before we get started. I'm going so fast this morning, my mouth can't keep up.

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1431.814 - 1434.236 Krissy Hoadley

It's that powdered cold coffee.

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1434.436 - 1451.306 Bryan Green

Oh, it's that powdered cold coffee. That shit is full of caffeine, but not full of taste, I'll tell you that much. I mean, my wife came to me like a month ago, a month and a half ago. I love Starbucks. And the only reason why I love my Starbucks is because it's very close to the house. It's like I can walk there. So I have no like particular allegiance to Starbucks.

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1451.366 - 1468.425 Bryan Green

It's just a familiar taste that I like the taste of the coffee. It's fine. It does the trick and it's fully caffeined, right? Ja, professionell gemacht. Ja, genau. Und der kaltgebrühte Kaffee dort ist ziemlich fucking gut. Ich meine, ich muss sagen, es ist ziemlich gut. Ist es so gut, wie ich es jemals hatte? Nein, aber es ist ziemlich fucking gut.

1468.485 - 1510.147 Bryan Green

Also hat meine Frau mir über diese TikTok-Rage angefangen, den Nescafe kaltgebrühten Kaffee, richtig? Es ist... Ja, genau. So I'm like, okay, I'll give it a try for the sake of the family and do my, you know, every once in a while Astrid goes around tightening up the belt and my coffee is the first thing to go and all of my British extensions on Amazon Prime. Britbox und Acorn TV.

1510.207 - 1532.658 Bryan Green

Sie ist so, sind wir noch da? Und ich bin so, jede Nacht. Und sie ist so, brauchen wir sie wirklich? Ich fühle mich immer schuldig. Sie macht es so, als wäre es Essen in den Kindern's Mouth. Oder Britbox. Und ich bin so, werden die Kinder es essen? Wahrscheinlich nicht. Na gut, nur noch einen Monat von Britbox, wenn du es nicht möchtest. Sie sehen gut aus. Sie sehen gut aus.

1532.678 - 1557.735 Bryan Green

Du kannst ihre Rippen sehen. Sie sind Kinder. Ja. Ribs will be fine. There goes that fucking microphone. I'm getting a new one when we change the studio. Swear to God I am. It's decided. Astrid, no more food for the kids. I need a new microphone. So I try that Nescafe, that cold brew coffee, and she buys it. And she made one the first time we got it in the mail or Amazon or whatever.

1557.795 - 1570.643 Bryan Green

And it was really good. Und seitdem habe ich nicht been able to replicate how good it tasted. Because I keep trying different combinations. And it just doesn't taste all that good to me. And it does taste powdery. Like it tastes like powder.

Chapter 4: Who is Guru Jagat and what is her significance?

2817.768 - 2835.263 Bryan Green

Und er ist so... Einer meiner Kinder ist so interessiert über alles. Es gibt eine Office-Tür, die offen ist. Und ich kann ihn sehen, wie er sich in den Büro bewegt. Wahrscheinlich, um auf dem Computer in Google zu gehen, wie Disney Cruise oder so etwas. Er will, er will, er will, er will, er will.

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2835.323 - 2836.544 Krissy Hoadley

Er will, er will, er will.

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2848.916 - 2872.355 Bryan Green

Which is cute, but it's annoying. Hey, stop, get off, stop it. So he's at the other end. He's peering in. Yeah, he's peering in. And there's a couple people that have worked there are milling around. And I'm at the other end. And I go, hey, hey, hey, get out of there. Come here. Get over here. Get over here right now. Get over here. Right? I'm just yelling that to them.

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2872.415 - 2885.749 Bryan Green

And all of a sudden, I see out of the corner, like my peripheral vision, that someone is like running toward me. And I'm like, oh, what's going on over there? And then I'm yelling, now, let's go. And this guy comes running up and he goes, Yes, sir. Ha, ha, ha.

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2891.536 - 2896.459 Unknown Speaker

Chrissy, I am dying a slow death inside. As I realized.

2896.559 - 2899.301 Krissy Hoadley

You thought he was calling you. You were calling him.

2899.321 - 2902.523 Unknown Speaker

Get over here.

2902.583 - 2921.573 Bryan Green

No. Hey, stop that. Get over here. This guy had no idea. He thought I was yelling at him. And he came running over. He came running over. And I was like, oh my God, dude. Oh mein Gott. Ich sage, oh, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Ich bin so entschuldigt. Ich war mit meinem Kind da und er war so, oh, das ist alles in Ordnung, Mann. Ich dachte, du brauchst mich.

2921.593 - 2927.056 Bryan Green

Und ich sage, ich war nur schreiend. Ich bin so entschuldigt. Er ist so, ich dachte, du brauchst etwas real schnell. Und ich war so, quick, I need this rug.

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