Episode #691: Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Kanye has TCB talking about him and Bianca... again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha really good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! Kanye & Bianca at the Grammys red carpet Grammys performances & Trevor Noah’s opening speech Shaboozey is cool! Chapell Roan and her Pink Pony Doechii got Bryan liking hip hop again! The Oscars should learn from The Grammys Sabrina Carpenter is meeeh Teddy Swims has a voice that is 350 years old Was Taylor Swift sitting on Cynthia Erivo’s lap? Billionaires stereotypes Rude celebrity audience Will Smith’s comeback… Bryan is not a fan Bryan’s fashion advice Podcast reviews reviews Bonnie Blue’s 100 men in a day (OnlyFans star) Watch episode #691 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of 5738 minutes in Bryan's life?
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5,778.
You better get to it, Brian. I know, Chrissy. Well, never mind. I'm not going to make that joke.
But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so...
Well, we know I've had sex 30 times at least.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Kanye and Bianca at the Grammys?
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Pardon my interruption. Hope everyone's doing well out there. What a night. What a spectacular night at the Grammys, Chrissy.
Is there no sacred space anymore? No. Is there no sacred ground?
Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone.
When you're doing, when you're literally doing it. Nude. Yeah, you're doing an ovulation test, walking down the red carpet, then there you go.
Yeah. What else is there to say? Bianca's been sorry.
Oh, Bianca was all aglow at the... that she did not even get invited to, apparently. This is crazy. So you had to have heard about this listener out there in the audience.
Oh, yeah.
But Yee and Bianca showed up to the Grammys, to which they were not invited. They had no invitation to go. But who in their right mind is going to tell him? Who on the red carpet is going to turn Yee away when he shows up with Bianca? Of course, they're going to be let in, and the producers are going to quickly scramble to get him a chair because he is PR gold.
But what they didn't expect is that halfway down the red carpet, Bianca would undress. And when I say undress, I mean the full fucking Monty. Yeah. At around 8.05 p.m. I will remember this for the rest of my life. Where were you when your wife texted the first picture of a naked woman, not herself? I was in my studio.
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Chapter 3: Which Grammy performances stood out this year?
Yeah. I think it was just there for shock. And just to have... Talk. Talk about them.
Yes, of course.
Because really, there's not a lot going on other than this.
Mission accomplished. You got the commercial break to talk about you yet again. I'm sure that's the show of TMZ.
And everybody in the world.
Oh, yeah. Everybody's talking about it. And so now here's the question. Did they get kicked out or were they asked to leave or did they just leave on their own? There's a lot of conflicting reports.
My opinion is that the producers at CBS, the people who are directing the show, quickly made the decision that Guy and Bianca could not be allowed anywhere on that floor for fear that she may try and complete the same type of stunt live on television. And then what would they do? They'd have to dump part of the show, right? Yeah. So, I don't know.
But I do have to say, I think the most exciting thing about the Grammys was Bianca being naked.
There were some good performances.
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Chapter 4: Why was Sabrina Carpenter's performance controversial?
But not the people watching CBS to see the performances in the fashion. So I think they did a good job. Listen, if the Oscars would get on this particular... you know, bandwagon here and just show parts of the movie that we really, really liked, then I think we could all agree that the Oscars might be worthy of a watch. But the Oscars is so much yammering.
It's like three hours of fucking yammering and patting each other on the back and jacking each other off. It's hard to watch the entire thing. I think the Grammys got that part right, if I'm being honest. Sabrina Carpenter.
Did a very complicated set piece number that kind of, to me, harkened back to some of the Madonna stuff, like just these complicated set pieces, a lot of dancers, moving parts, costume changes. Do you like Sabrina Carpenter?
I mean, I don't dislike her.
I don't dislike her either.
But I don't love her. I'm not turning her on when I have a chance.
Chrissy Hoadley doesn't turn Sabrina Carpenter on.
But I know she's very, very popular.
Let the social media attacking begin.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of celebrity behavior at award shows?
Oh, is that what was going on?
I think the camera angle, it did make it seem like she was right there.
Yeah, it appeared as if Taylor had just popped a squat right on Cynthia's lap. It seemed really weird. And I think that somebody in the production staff should have made an effort to separate the two of them a little bit so it didn't look like they were dating. It was really strange. If you watched it, then you know. Yeah.
It was like she was having fun.
Oh, Taylor? Yeah. She was like, whatever.
I just came off a hugely successful world tour for two years. I don't care if I don't get anything tonight. Let's, you know, cheer other people on.
You do not give two fucking rat tails of a shit about anything when you're worth $2 billion. Yeah. Nothing's going to break your stride. You know that old song? Ain't nothing going to break my stride.
Ain't nothing going to bring me down. Oh, no. I'm worth a billion dollars. Oh, no. I swear to God. What's going to fuck with her flow?
Nothing. Who cares? Okay, I didn't win this Grammy. I've won 35 other Grammys. I've got a shelf full of them in one of my 36 houses across the world. There's two of them on my private plane. My first private plane. Not my second private plane that I used for Travis. Hey, listen, good for her. Absolutely. She's there to have fun. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What unusual fashion choices were made at the Grammys?
Those producers at CBS need to get those people under control. You need help next year, you let me know. I am as fussy as they come when I need to be, and I will go talk to anybody. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit who it is. Taylor Swift, Elton John, I don't give a shit. I'll tell them to sit down and shut up. Pass the cocaine to me, please.
So I can get on with my job in a more anxious way.
Yes, yes. You, you, over there. Brian's like directing airplane traffic up from the stage. Is that a sign language interpreter? Nope, that's just Brian high on cocaine. That's just Brian. Little too high on cocaine.
Yeah, I did notice that there was a lot of yammering going on while people were... Yeah, rude. The one shot of the night that really got me pissed, I will say this, is they cut to Will Smith at some point. Will Smith with that stupid fucking smile on his face. I have never been a huge Will Smith fan. I'm not a huge fan of anything of his acting. It's just not for me.
I have nothing personal against the guy. I'm not like, oh, he's an asshole. But then he kind of became an asshole when he hit Chris Rock.
I was wondering if this was his major comeback. Well, he ain't invited to the Oscars again.
Right, right.
So I think he's got a five-year Oscar. Has been any kind of announcer, at least at the thing. And what about Jaden?
What is going on with those kids?
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