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YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!

Wed, 19 Mar 2025

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Episode #715: Bryan & Krissy recall the St. Paddy's day shenanigans of ole! They discuss the time a radio promo at a local bar turned into....a radio promo at a bar. Yuengling came to town and they came to YuengLing. Unfortunately, and predictably, they did not make it to work the next day. Plus, Atlanta cooks up some stormy weather for the Ari Shaffir show, Bryan wrestles Blue's mouth shut and Darcey & Stacey release a dumpster fire of a song! Watch EP #715 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the origins of the St. Paddy's Day Shenanigans?

157.082 - 174.27 Bryan Green

It's cold, but there's a tent with heaters. It's a little rainy. Yeah, band playing. I happen to know the guy who's playing. Anyway, it's a whole fucking shit show over there. And we get right to it. We get right to work, as you do when you're in radio promotions. You drink and act like a fool.

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175.546 - 182.43 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah. Just to make sure everything's tasting correctly. Yeah. And that the other customers are having a good time.

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182.49 - 197.92 Bryan Green

You got to make sure that everyone is having a good time. You got to make sure that when you leave, they know that 94.9 The Bull, they party hard there. They believe in the products they're selling.

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198.46 - 202.543 Ad Narrator

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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206.248 - 213.871 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Odley. Best to you, Chris.

213.891 - 214.871 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you, Brian.

214.891 - 228.976 Bryan Green

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. Hope you survived the St. Patrick's Day melee, although Monday, St. Patrick's Day, certainly helps keep things in check. Does it? No, because I remember a Monday, St.

229.016 - 232.577 Krissy Hoadley

Patrick's Day where you and I... Ah, it was a Monday.

233.377 - 249.406 Bryan Green

I turned the red tide green. I turned the, I don't know, the pink tide blue. I'm not sure what I did. But it was a great St. Patrick's Day. It will go down in history, in infamy, if you don't mind, here in some circles.

Chapter 2: How did a radio promo turn into an unforgettable night?

251.527 - 252.488 Bryan Green

Chrissy and I, that circle.

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252.508 - 253.609 Krissy Hoadley

What we can remember of it.

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253.649 - 257.05 Bryan Green

What we can remember, what we can talk about. It was quite the ordeal.

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258.191 - 261.173 Krissy Hoadley

The later in the day, I don't remember as much, but...

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263.444 - 269.93 Bryan Green

Well, I remember all of it. Well, most of it. I do remember carrying you into a hotel room.

269.95 - 272.853 Krissy Hoadley

I remember a lot of yingling and shots.

274.134 - 282.122 Bryan Green

Green, shots, yingling, a lot of yingling, a tent, a hotel room.

282.962 - 285.465 Krissy Hoadley

We did have the foresight to get a hotel room.

285.765 - 309.14 Bryan Green

We got it right. So here it is. Chrissy and I are working for the radio station, as we did for many years. Well, not many years. Four years. Three years. It seems like forever. Yeah, you go work in radio and tell me how long it seems like. One day is like five years. It's like interstellar. You know how 1.25 seconds is a day on that planet? Mike's planet or whatever?

Chapter 3: Why was Ari Shaffir's comedy show memorable?

586.009 - 587.93 Krissy Hoadley

At like 1 in the afternoon.

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587.99 - 608.211 Bryan Green

Well, that's the kind of breakfast you have when you're out drinking. You to 1230, me to 330 watching movies all night long. Anyway, that was a fun one. So I hope you survived your St. Patrick's day. If you got any shenanigans you'd like us to know about, go ahead and text them or call them in. But I thought it was important to start the morning off or start the week off, uh, sharing two things.

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608.271 - 630.626 Bryan Green

Number one, Aaron Weber, great guy, funny comedian. And, uh, he is our TCB infomercial this week. So if you didn't listen, go take a listen to Tuesday's episode with Aaron Weber of the Nate Borgazzi clan up there in Nashville, Tennessee. He's on Nate Lynn podcast. He's on the never ending tour. Uh, he's got a 30 minute special out. That's easy to digest. Really funny, fun for the whole family.

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630.686 - 651.924 Bryan Green

It's relatively clean comedy. You can watch it. Um, You know, with small children who aren't going to understand, like, the nuances of the comedy, as the kids get older, they may catch on to some of the things. I wouldn't call it clean comedy. I think that's the wrong way to say it. He doesn't use traditional cuss words. That's probably the best way to put it. But he's really funny.

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652.264 - 674.202 Bryan Green

He's a great guy to talk to, Aaron Weber. And then all the links in the show notes if you want to go. From Aaron Webber, clean comedy guy, to Ari Shaffir, not clean comedy guy. Let me tell you something. Ari came on the show a couple of weeks ago, and we had so much fun with Ari, and we laughed so hard. He is such a naturally gifted comedian. He's one of these guys.

674.682 - 698.067 Bryan Green

But you're not going to fully understand the extent to which Ari can make you laugh until you see him on a stage doing his thing. I think even the special does not do him justice. Because two things. We saw Ari on Saturday night. He was nice enough to leave some tickets for us. So we went and we saw it. So number one, great tickets. Thanks, Ari. Really appreciate it.

698.507 - 708.642 Bryan Green

Number two, I didn't expect Ari to be as physical in his comedy as he was. Like I watched the special and I know he walks around the stage and he uses his body in certain ways.

708.802 - 709.003 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah.

709.503 - 727.547 Bryan Green

But he uses his body to great effect. And the microphone as a prop and whatever he's got at his disposal as a prop, he used it to great effect. He is a fantastic storyteller. He really is. And he went on forever, by the way. I expected a 45-minute, 60-minute set.

Chapter 4: What unusual travel experiences do Bryan and Krissy discuss?

1273.655 - 1284.064 Krissy Hoadley

Because that was just too convenient that the guy right next to us was like, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And he laughed at everything. Everything.

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1284.084 - 1285.125 Krissy Hoadley

Oh, he laughed at everything.

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1285.285 - 1289.429 Krissy Hoadley

Everything. Or he'd say, well, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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1290.666 - 1296.107 Bryan Green

Okay, dude, we get it. It's funny. We know. But it was, it was funny.

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1296.167 - 1296.908 Krissy Hoadley

It was funny.

1296.988 - 1319.054 Bryan Green

I had a good laugh. Every minute or so, I had a belly laugh. And yeah, he... Tina came with us. Tina came with us. Tina was there. Some people have written in and said, why isn't Tina on the last few episodes? Tina was always here as in between. She was a stopgap measure. We... Christina was here for a long time. Christina moved on. Tina is always going to be a part of the show.

1319.134 - 1340.588 Bryan Green

She helps write some stuff. She helps with content ideas and guest interviews and all that other stuff. So Tina was here physically in the studio because I had set up the studio in such a way that I could not conveniently do it myself. So, you know, Brian, with all his forethought, can't actually get to the things I need to get to in order to make the show work. So now I've bought more equipment.

1340.888 - 1361.588 Bryan Green

We have more wires. And now I'm able to do it by myself. So Tina will be in here. We will check in with Tina soon. Don't worry. So I know that there's a lot of upheaval going on at the commercial break and everyone's all worried about it. Don't worry. It's, you know, it's back to Chrissy and I. Everything's fine. Astrid's still here. Tina's still here. Other people are still here. You're here.

1361.608 - 1362.752 Krissy Hoadley

Gustavo's here virtually.

Chapter 5: How do Greenland dogs live and work?

Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Tabernacle in Atlanta?

1030.845 - 1047.28 Bryan Green

We get to the place a little bit early, grab our tickets, you know, old-style box office go, grab an actual ticket, like an actual ticket, which is amazing. I haven't held a ticket in my hands in years. And we go in and we go downstairs to the Tabernacle Bar, which is underneath the actual venue.

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1047.7 - 1060.156 Bryan Green

So you walk in and then you can go up the stairs or down the stairs, go up to the venue, down to the bar, you go down to the bar. And in the back, it says $20 off. uh, uh, what do you grind?

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1060.176 - 1061.656 Krissy Hoadley

You were at the merch stand, right?

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1061.677 - 1062.337 Bryan Green

The merch stand.

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1062.377 - 1062.577 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah.

1062.857 - 1070.602 Bryan Green

Well, I thought, well, if there's a t-shirt or an album or something, I'll buy it. Cause I didn't pay for the tickets. Let me support Ari in some way, shape or form.

1070.642 - 1070.842 Krissy Hoadley

Sure.

1071.262 - 1095.338 Bryan Green

But there was no merch hanging on the wall, but it said $20 Venmo at Ari Shafir. And I thought to myself, he really just put his actual Venmo out there. Like his personal Venmo out there. Yes, it was his personal Venmo. And it said, Grindr. So Raphael, being Raphael, thought, oh, he's selling mushrooms. That's what it is. There's mushrooms. We can go buy mushrooms.

1095.838 - 1110.465 Bryan Green

So we thought, oh, let's go buy some mushrooms. Is he really selling mushrooms? Okay, let's go buy some. He told stories about drugs and stuff like that on our show. And I know he's told plenty of other stories about doing hallucinogens. Yeah. So I thought, well, maybe he's just ballsy enough to get someone to stand there and actually sell mushrooms.

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