Episode #629: We’re reviewing more PUAs today, and just like Bryan, they seem to be absolutely led by their hormones! It’s the holiday season! The DDecanter Wine dirt Hyperthyroiditis How To Be Sexual (Like A Man) This woman was scammed The creep factor is HIGH today Both holes present ;) Bacon wrapped balls Link to vid here! He cant fight this feeling anymore Practice making people uncomfortable! Flirt with everyone Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What crazy things do people do for love?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Saugnäpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
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Would you pay 70 pounds for a cuddle?
I don't like being touched by strangers. I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled.
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Yeah, boy! Oh yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley.
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Best to you, Brian.
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Chapter 2: How does Tinder change dating dynamics?
That's the question. I know that I have had very high calcium for a long time and that kind of leads your brain to go different places. But there is some times when I see stuff out there or I hear certain people say certain things and I just wonder if they heard that on an episode of the commercial break or if they literally came to that conclusion around the same time.
Chrissy, I sent Chrissy a picture the other day of an actual penis-shaped penis Right away, sir. Right away, sir.
Sir, your testicles have impeccable taste. This is a Chateau Maman 1967. Would you like to stick your hairy teeth in it? Yes, sommelier. I exfoliated this morning. I just not foliated. My buds are blooming and ready for the tasting.
Yes, it's good. I can imagine being at Hal's or something like that. Just whipping out your nuts. Dipping them in the canter.
Would you like a taste of it with your tongue or your testicles?
Well, now that you ask, do you mind?
I can see the kids bringing their wives and husbands home with all the kids and I'm just around the table like Clark Griswold. And I break out a bottle of wine. I've been saving this for a very special occasion. And I pour it into like a cereal bowl. Just take out my testicles and dip it in there. Yep. Chef's kiss. So delicious. You don't mind if I take a second taste, do you?
I don't want to be wasteful. No. Let every drip drop back into the bowl. Into the decanter. That's the special stuff.
That's the good stuff. That's $100 a drop. Ich erzähle euch eine Geschichte. Wir hatten einen Freund. Und wir gingen um unsere Engagement zu feiern. Astrid und ich. Also das war vor Jahren. Und dieser Freund war sehr reich. Er hatte viel Geld. Und ich glaube, er weiß nicht, was er damit zu tun hat. Er würde oft... Er ist der beste Typ. Ja, er würde auf lavische Dinge für seine Freunde investieren.
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Chapter 3: What are the funniest moments from the holiday season?
How to be sexual like a man. And this presentation, about halfway through, goes off the rails when he invites a nice young lady to come up so that he can show the guys in the audience how to get sexual like a man. So, I want to take a break, Chrissy, and when we get back, I want to review this video with you. Let's do it. Alright, we'll be back.
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Who's doing Trump's makeup these days? He's got like a frosted lip. I know. They forgot to do the lip around. We should look at a picture of Trump at one of his... At the garbage rally. And someone forgot to put the tanner around his lips. So it literally looks like he's in blackface or something. It's kind of weird. I mean, I know the guy has tons of fucking money just being thrown at him.
He's got to have like a really good makeup artist. He should. Isn't it a little disconcerting to see that? Yeah. Wouldn't you think that you would look in the mirror and say, hey, can you do the lips? Can you do the three and a half inches around my lips? Would that be okay? I don't know. Maybe he's having Burger King beforehand or something.
So when it comes to getting more physical, starting with the feeling in your body,
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