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She's A Bon Vivant!

Fri, 24 Jan 2025

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Episode #685: A bon vivant to you, and a bon vivant to you! Lifestyles of the Bon Vivants are so on fleek after diatribes on the perils of the present day. The weather, by Bryan The following scandal Bryan’s “on fleek” algorithm Bryan pops his lid for a minute Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Good for Robin! Debbie loves service Blimey Limey? Beaver Dam Farms Wheel of Fortune Merv the jolly Perv Everybody SING! Billionaire grandpa Bon Vivant! We will not be right back. Trump called out by Merv Griffin Watch episode #685 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Audio Production & Voice Over: Christina Archer To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the latest trends in footwear?

0.239 - 21.75 Bryan Green

Where'd you get those shoes? Easy. They're from DSW. Because DSW has the exact right shoes for whatever you're into right now. You know, like the sneakers that make office hours feel like happy hour. The boots that turn grocery aisles into runways. And all the styles that show off the many sides of you, from daydreamer to multitasker and everything in between.

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22.09 - 29.714 Bryan Green

Because you do it all in really great shoes. Find a shoe for every you at your DSW store or DSW.com.

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31.576 - 44.606 Unknown Speaker

What is... Dax, are you... Tracking all our cars on Carvana Value Tracker? On all our devices? Yes, Kristen, yes I am. Well, I've been looking for my phone for... In Dax's domain, we see all. So we always know what our cars are worth.

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45.046 - 45.526 Unknown Speaker

All of them?

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45.767 - 58.216 Unknown Speaker

All of them. Value surge! Truck's up 3.9%! That's a great offer. I know. Sell? Sell. Track your car's value with Carvana Value Tracker today.

61.141 - 78.412 Unknown Speaker

Hey, bestie, I'm a snow angel. And I'm here to tell you, you are more beautiful than the snow, bestie. Let it snow. Let it snow.

78.833 - 81.715 Unknown Speaker

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

82.055 - 105.518 Krissy Hoadley

I want to be a bon vivant. How do I get to be a bon vivant? Brian Greene and his long-time co-host and bon vivant, Percy O'Day, sit around and stare at penises as they're slowly revealed behind a curtain. Look, that bon vivant is uncircumcised. He's a true bon vivant.

106.938 - 111.021 Unknown Speaker

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

Chapter 2: How is the Atlanta weather affecting daily life?

Chapter 3: What makes someone a bon vivant?

698.219 - 716.652 Bryan Green

That's only like six people. I have a Blue Sky account. I got a Blue Sky account. I think I got one for the commercial break. Yeah, it's like it's Twitter basically is what it is. But it's, you know, supposedly the better Twitter, like not as ruckus as Twitter has become. Because Twitter's, I mean, Twitter's always been kind of like a rough place to be.

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716.792 - 736.574 Bryan Green

If you're going to get in those waters, you really got to know what you're doing. I know. You've got to have a very thick skin, and it's been that way long before Elon Musk took over, just to be clear about that. But there was some semblance of reciprocity or, you know, it seemed like there was an even hand somewhere over there at Twitter before Elon owned it. Now?

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737.435 - 761.137 Bryan Green

Now it's just like it's literally the Wild West. So I don't want to bash on everything that Trump does or Elon does or J.D. does or whatever. I don't care about that part. I'm not going to talk about that part. But I do not care for these billionaires getting so close to the seat of power. And apparently it feels like they're buying the seat of power, feels like they're buying everything.

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761.397 - 781.223 Bryan Green

into a clear path to do whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want it. And I do believe that there needs to be some checks in place. I believe in your right to be a billionaire. I really do. I'd love to be one. I'd like to be a billionaire. It'll take another 6,020 episodes of the commercial break before we even get to 100,000 there.

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781.564 - 800.288 Bryan Green

But just know this, I will also fight for your right to be a billionaire. But there needs to be some. Of course. There needs to be some like just like guardrails. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't be so obviously bending over with your ready to have your bell rung by, you know, everybody in power. It's just so.

800.828 - 807.91 Christina Archer

I didn't watch the inauguration, but apparently they were all, I guess, right there up front, like even closer than some other people.

807.97 - 830.221 Bryan Green

Oh, Chrissy, they had box seats, and I'm sure that those box seats were sold to them by somebody. But don't worry, you can use Melania coin to buy a Melania coin. I was talking to Astrid about this, or the preacher who was up there giving the whole sermon, you know, the sermon that was much ballyhooed online.

831.002 - 840.727 Bryan Green

He went right off stage into the backstage area and then announced his own altcoin, too, because, you know. We should all prosper under the Lord or some shit like that.

841.247 - 843.369 Krissy Hoadley

I mean, it's unbelievable. I know.

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