Episode #720: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Fyre Fest of the 90's "Trip Fest"! While Bryan's dad is out of town, he and his brothers gather the crew, load up on cheap party favors and roll dank hog-legs and ice down the Graphix glass! Then in the fog of war, Bryan blasts Beethoven out the window of the house, puts on his best bath towel and mows the lawn. Hey...It all made sense in the moment! TCBit: Heavenly Harlot Skin Care & Make-Up sponsors WSHIT Sundays. Watch EP #720 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Heavenly Heartlet and its connection to WSHIT?
And welcome back to WSHIT's Sunday morning service. Sponsored by Heavenly Heartlet and Crab Apples Church, the hard sword of the Lord. Let's take a moment to hear from our sponsor and we'll be back to hear the good word.
Well, hello, my fellow sheep and angels of the Lord. It's Sidney Lynn Shandyhand, dutiful wife of beloved pastor, provider, head of household, and true alpha man of God, Dr. Carl Shandyhand. As a mother,
of seven beautiful young ladies I have the honor of molding these young impressionable mushy minds and souls as we walk in the light of his glory we often struggle to find the right balance between traditional female roles and our desire to look our best for the godly men leading our flock that's why
With the permission of my husband and the church elders, I've developed Heavenly Heartlet skincare and makeup line in partnership with the Lord and strictly following the scripture. Heavenly Heartlet only uses ingredients and production methods available during the time of the Old Testament.
Just one look at our products and you'll know you're going to look great, feel subservient, and be your best for the next interaction with the men of the word. Look here. Here's Terry Jo, our 18-year-old daughter wearing heavenly heart-lit lip lining. Made from unleavened bread, Dead Sea salt brine, and mud collected from the soles of first century sandals.
Terry looks great, feels unconfident, and now she's ready for me and her father to pick her husband. Take a look at Lindsay Jean, showcasing our Heartlet Blush. We combined the dust of volcano rock, hair from two oxen, and the blood of baptized sheep to create that rosy red glow our church elders will see all the way from the pulpit. Lindsay Jean is a flower all the men are watching blossom.
And don't forget to pick up one of Heavenly Heartlet's skincare cleaning kits. You'll get two face exfoliators made from petrified wood and crumbled palm leaves. Plus, our patented skin cleanser with fish scales, turtle shell, and camel dung.
And as a bonus, we'll throw in our night mask made from authentic BC cloth so you can accomplish your wifely nighttime duties without the discomfort of eye contact. And if you act today, I'll throw in the blessed tummy towel. With this towel, you'll be right with the word when you clean your righteous man's emissions from your sinful skin.
And with our patented technology, you'll be able to freeze those little swimmers and save them for future conception. Remember the words of my husband in his now famous sermon, where would Jesus put it? Don't ever finish full of doubt. Save the children when pulling out. Being a proud, pious woman in the world today takes a lot of time, care, and instruction from the men.
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Chapter 2: Who are Bryan and Krissy discussing at the beginning of the episode?
Remember Brian Moses? No? Okay, I'll refresh your memory. He was the guy who did the roast battles.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, the guy who did the roast battles. He invited us out to do a roast battle, but that kind of collided with our live shows and with my parathyroid, and that never happened. And to be fair, you know, Brian and I texted a bunch about all of this, and maybe that'll happen in the future, but... Brian Moses was one of the original creators of the roast battle scene out in L.A.
that then Jeffrey Ross took and put on Comedy Central. And Tony Hinchcliffe took and made into a very popular live podcast called Kill Tony. And Kill Tony has a dais. And on that dais, when they're doing the roasts, There's all the usual suspects are there. Tom, I think Tom Segura has been there.
I know that all the regular comedians that you would imagine are in that kind of manosphere podcast universe all make their way to kill Tony and to the Rose Battles and are appear there, judge the contests and all that. And I've watched a lot of this content. And, you know, some of it is funny. Some is a little bit too much for me, but most of it is funny.
And the other day I was and I always am watching Brian Moses's Instagram and, you know, giving him hearts and likes. I like Brian Moses. I think he's a nice guy. I like him.
I don't know that I personally am a big fan of roasts, but. That's me.
It's not my favorite form of comedy, but I can find humor in it. I do think that there is something interesting about just going at each other and then shaking hands, giving a hug and a kiss and saying it was all good. But, you know, I think you have to have a certain kind of constitution for that. It's not for everybody, that's for sure. And it's different, I think...
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Chapter 3: What is TripFest and how did it start?
Because, that's right, so in 2017, there was a bunch of noise that Farrah made that she had been unwillingly videotaped during a sexual encounter with an actual porn star. So she claimed that she had been videotaped and she wasn't supposed to be videotaped. And now, you know, this guy was going to release the videotape. It's like, you know...
There's like a rubber stamp you put on the PR when your sex tape's about to release and this is it. Deny it ever happened and attract a bunch of attention. Make it sound like a bigger deal. Meanwhile, she made the guy sound like a total asshole. Turns out he's a pretty nice guy. He did her a favor by starring in her porn video. So then she makes this porn video.
Then she goes on to make a series of porn videos. I don't care. Cool, dude. Make a porn video. But she made a big stink about it. And part of the reason I think she made a big stink at first was because she knew that the producers at MTV would have a problem with this. Now they'd probably love if you would go and make a porn movie.
But I guess in 2017, it seems so long ago that, you know, so many universes ago that it was such a big deal that she got kicked off the show. Then she went on to continue her career in porn. And then she did. I don't know.
She opened up a stand up.
Yeah. She opened up a fro-yo or something like that. Yeah. She owns a couple of fro-yos in L.A.
Hey, listen, whatever. However you make your money. She's out humping it in more ways than one.
She's riding her way to the top. She's scrappy. Yeah, she is scrappy. Do you say strappy or scrappy? Strappy and scrappy. Okay, strappy and scrappy. That's right. I bet her kid loves it. Oh, her kid is like now trying to be an influencer on TikTok. Yes. Her kid is now the same age she was when she had her. She's like 19 or 20 or whatever it is. This is just it is. I don't know.
Something about it seems so off to me. Farrah Abraham is trying to give stand up comedy. There are so many talented comics out there that have been hucking and chucking and fucking for so long just trying to get their break. And then Farrah Abraham comes in, sucks all the air out of the room because she all of a sudden decides she's funny.
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Chapter 6: How do festival lineups compare, and what makes them exciting?
Ketamine. Whabam! Whabam! I'm a good person. I'm going to heaven. And I'm funny.
Listen, if ketamine does make you funny, then Chrissy and I are going to get an industrial barrel of ketamine, and we're just going to stick our faces in it five minutes before we come on air. Can you imagine? That's like my ultimate dream. My ultimate dream, and I know this is never going to happen.
Is to be funny?
Yeah, to be funny. To have an episode of the commercial break, where it's funny from start to finish, is to do like some kind of crazy narcotic and get on and do an episode of the commercial break. But, you know, they're illegal, so we can't do them here in the state of Georgia, even though I don't even know if there are other police officers anymore. Do we even have those? I don't know.
I just missed them earlier on the road.
Have they been cut? Yeah.
They might be.
Yeah, they're in line. They're in the same Social Security line with my mom waiting for her check. Okay, we're not going to get into that. Yeah, that's going to make me have flashbacks, too. I don't want any of it.
Let's go back to drugs.
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