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Chapter 1: Why is urgent care better than a doctor's office?
I don't know if y'all been to an urgent care. Go check it out. It's fun. I like it in there. It's better than a real doctor. I think... There's no ego at an urgent care. That's what's fun, you know? You go to a doctor's office, they talk down to you, right? Diplomas on the wall. They're like, I went to school. I know everything. Urgent care is like, do you have $40? Let's figure this out together.
We don't know any more than you, you know? Let's put our heads in a room, and let's tackle this sinus infection as a team, and that's fun. You know how you fill out all your info in the lobby on like a clipboard, and then they take you to another room and act like you never did that? So the nurse comes in, or face to face, she's asking me questions. She goes, what are you in for?
I said, my nose is clogged. She said, you been taking anything? I said, just Sudafed. And she goes, oh, can you spell that for me? I was like, Sudafed? I maybe could. I would like you to take a stab at it though, right? Feels like something you should know. I know y'all share a lease with a T-Mobile store, but this feels like day one stuff, honestly.
Look, I've been taking ibuprofen as well, so maybe I sounded that one out.
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But the other thing I think about is that my children, even though they love books now, they will never have the joy of Encyclopedia Britannica. Holding one of those and flipping through it and, you know, I don't know, coming upon a naked... Yeah, you can't browse for anything anymore. No. Yeah. You have to, like, look for something specific.
That's it.
It's so funny you mentioned that. My wife's cousin, I was just talking to him, and he told me that his kid was watching... a TV show on his tablet or something and a commercial came on and he thought it was broken. He was like, well, something's wrong. It's not exactly what I wanted. Yeah, man.
It's just so different. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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Chapter 2: What is the Nashville Comedy Festival about?
And there's like this service that comes and picks them up and cleans them for you. You know, there's like services you can get. But it all just sounds so gross. I mean, I thought we thought about cloth diapers because we thought it'll save us money. It'll treat the environment right. You know, you don't throw away all that trash.
How much does the service cost?
Enough to not make it make sense. Do you know what I'm saying? It's not cheap enough that you go, oh, that clearly is a choice to be made here. It's like you can pay $100 every week for diapers or whatever it is, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, you're buying the diapers my wife's buying. We have to get the ones from Europe. They're dye-free. They're perfume-free. They don't smell. And I'm like, by the third child, we were buying the CVS brand shitters. You know what I'm saying?
The crawlers. The trash bags.
Yeah, CVS crawlers. That's what they are. They're like those old Kroger bags. You just put them over them and let them run around. When you have the first kid, everything is so very important. You don't know what you're doing, so you don't want to make the mistake.
By the time you get a couple of them, you realize that a lot of these choices that you're making are just they're just setting up your eventual financial doom. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so, like, I'll give you an example. There's like a consignment sale that goes on every three months here.
And you'll learn this, Erin, as your kid gets older and you probably are you going to have another one? Are you intending to have more? We're not looking that far.
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