Episode #640: Bryan & Krissy skydive their way into drama drops all over the place. Matt Gaetz Before the 90 Days How many divorces is too many divorces? DX4! Miss Universe Grammy nominations Khruangbin Being a Heel Country music Country DRAMA Dirty Garth Parasailing/hang gliding/sky diving Bryan’s doom algorithm Read your rider! Bryan & Krissy are going indoor skydiving Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What drama is being discussed about Matt Gaetz?
If two days pass during which I have not asked for a Manhattan, a glass of Chardonnay, or chocolate, go ahead and pull the plug.
On this episode of The Commercial Break. That is a big drama going on. It is a big drama. It says the hairdresser, he was like attacking the hairdresser. He wears a wig. Exposing himself. Exposing himself. What is up with that? All these guys have to show their dicks.
I know. The wee CK.
I mean, everybody has to whack off in front of somebody. Show their dicks. What gets you off about that? I don't know. Quite frankly, I want my dick to be the last thing a woman sees. before we get into it. Do you know what I'm saying? The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Yappa, yappa, yappa, yappa. Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Robin to my Cody, Chris and Joy Oatley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Here we are.
Hallelujah!
Chrissy and I catching up on our sister wives here in the studio. Our sister wives and our 90-day fiancé before the after the other days. Whatever the fuck that is.
It's so crazy.
It is crazy. But, you know, I can't take all the drama right now on the news. So I'm just taking a break. Just a little bit of a break. I, like, have a little bit of an eye on it. Me too. I'll look at the headlines, but then I don't dig any deeper. But, yeah, I have a... We just watched a scene from before the 90 days, I think is what it is, and I'll get to that in a second.
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Chapter 2: How many divorces is too many divorces?
It is.
But like a divorce, not like four divorces.
Maybe even two. Like, okay, all right. Right. I got it. All right.
You know, you had to practice one and then you had one. Yeah, maybe it didn't work out so great. You're on your, you're trying to go for your third serious relationship or marriage.
Yes.
But your fifth serious relationship or marriage.
Third.
Would that turn you off?
Yeah, I think it would at least give me pause.
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Chapter 3: What are the latest Grammy nominations?
Chapter 4: How do reality TV shows impact relationships?
That being said, you're traveling with a production crew.
Yes, that's what I was going to say. You have TLC there with you. Yeah. I mean, I don't think they travel. Actually, I bet they do travel with security. They must have some person on staff who's in charge of making sure no one steals the cameras. Yes. Gets in, you know, wants to start drama on a camera on a TV show. So they just get, you know, froggy around people.
I can imagine that they probably at least have one security person. And they always, I think, travel with local camera crews. Also people who are who know the environment, who are their local, who know the language. Yeah. Don't go to that neighborhood. Yeah. Right. Or don't stop at this restaurant or whatever the deal is.
That must be the case because TLC can't have some huge liability on their hands. Right. And they go to some far-off, far-flung locations. I mean, one of the first seasons, they were like in the swamps of the Amazon. That's right. Literally.
And remember, they did have somebody that stole a phone from them.
Yes. Stole a phone, ran off while they were on TV.
There was like a gang swarming.
Yes. A gang swarmed the camera crew, stole one of the, I could say contestant. That's kind of what it is. One of the contestant's phones ran off and the security guard ended up running after the guy into the Amazon River. It was insane. It was. This is a good TV show.
I mean, I've soured on it a little bit over the last couple seasons, but I do have to say, when you think back on all the great moments of 90 Day Fiancé, it really can produce some fantastic television. Including the one where the girl brings her ex-boyfriend along to meet the dude. And then she's surprised that the guy she met is so upset. She's like, I just brought him along for safety.
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Chapter 5: What controversies surround the Miss Universe pageant?
Chapter 6: How does country music reflect personal drama?
Chapter 7: What insights do they share about '90 Day Fiancé'?
Oh, definitely.
From my country that have married this man.
Yes. Well, I want to speak to at least, at the very least, the first and the last wife. I want to speak to the first one you got married to and the last one. Have you learned anything in the four divorces is what I want to know. Yes.
and because on your fourth divorce it might be you that's the problem do you know what i'm saying first one okay chalk it up everyone was silly and stupid and young and you had a you decided to have a big party it didn't work out second one okay maybe maybe your picker's just off right maybe you just happen to fall into the same trap twice third one it's definitely your fault fourth one you're a problem
you're the problem. That's it. There's no other way to explain that. None. And even if it is that you're pickers off, then you're still the problem. It takes you a long time to learn stuff. So I'm just saying, I'm just throwing it out there, Chrissy. Fourth divorce, you got to put that. And I understand why you don't want to lead with that.
It's hard enough to lead with a divorce, let alone four divorces. Hey, I've been married and divorced four times. Times four. But you got to say it. You got to weed those people out right away. You got to allow somebody the opportunity to bow out if they, in fact, don't want to be with a divorcee X4. You know what I'm saying? Divorce X4, the new movie by whatever his name is. M. Night Shyamalan.
M. Night Shyamalan. DX4, divorce times four. All four terrible relationships ending disaster.
It's a horror movie.
But now, could we – oh, there's a Miley Cyrus commercial for perfume. I just thought I'd throw that out there. Miley Cyrus is really a beautiful woman. She really is. I do have to say that if you are in a relationship with someone who is quadriplegic, then maybe we could chalk this up to the women who got married to this young man –
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Chapter 8: Are pageants still relevant in today's culture?
And I felt like, wow, when you got a Grammy, that was a big fucking deal. If you won a VMA, it wasn't as big of a deal as getting a Grammy, but it was still a pretty big fucking deal. Now I don't think of any of these award shows, pageants, you know, fashion shows, whatever. I don't think of them as having the kind of cultural cachet that they used to.
Besides a few Instagram clips of beautiful women walking down... the stage in lingerie. I didn't see anything about the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Did it even play on any of the networks? I don't know. Do you make it a point of watching any of these awards? I know the CMAs this week. Do you watch any of that stuff?
Not really. No. I don't watch it anymore. But you're right. It used to be a big event. Everybody, it was like on a Sunday night and you got your popcorn and your drinks, whatever. It was an event. You watched... So now not.
Now not. No. Maybe we should. Maybe we should. Maybe we're just old and we're not paying attention to it.
Maybe we should go back to watching.
Well, I say all of this to bring up a point. The Grammys have released their nominations for 2024.
I mean, still it's a big deal to win a Grammy.
Of course. Yes. It can mean millions of dollars in album sales or song sales overnight, essentially. So it's a big deal because you want... That, that nomination leads to a lot of additional recognition. Yes, of course. So I thought, let's go through some of the Grammy nominations. I want to ask, I want to know if you have heard of any of the, if you've heard any of these, right?
Music is so disparate and so like. It's all channelized. Like, if you are not paying attention, where in the world do you hear this music besides maybe SiriusXM, which I think almost everybody has in their car now, but no one listens to the radio anymore. Do you listen to the radio anymore? There is no... There's no video music television anymore.
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