Episode #695: Bryan recalls he forgot to tell the Spanish wedding story Part 2! So here we go...again! It's wet wedding in a gorgeous setting. Bryan avoids a plumbing catastrophe Blue takes doggy prozac (and she is still crazy!!) It’s fake spring in Atlanta TCB live shows update Bryan’s storytime: a family wedding in Sevilla, Spain Watch episode #695 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main theme of this episode?
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Brian is dripping down wet, full suit on. So what do I do? I take off my jacket and I put it over the child's head. So now I've covered my little baby with a jacket. The wet jacket. Yes, the wet jacket in the store. The baby's crying because now she's got a jacket over her head. She can't see what's going on. I'm standing at the front of the store.
Why did you put the jacket over her head? I don't know.
I thought, eh, I don't want anybody to see her wet. I want to update myself. I have video of this. I swear to God, it's true.
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2.30 in the morning!
Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my best friend and the co-host of this incredibly dumb podcast, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us.
I was just about to tell the girls here in studio that I avoided yet another plumbing disaster here at the house. The tub was not draining in my house. And I was getting concerned about this. It was like draining slower and slower.
I know what the reason is.
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Chapter 2: How did Bryan avoid a plumbing disaster?
You did? Yes.
Who are you? With the sun shining down on me.
God, you have so much time on your hands.
That was my little meditation moment. Okay.
All right. Fuck you. You have too much time on your hands. I can't even think about going to a park and reading a book. I'm meditating and I'm doing it quickly so I can get back to my children. You know what I'm saying? Quick. Meditate. Quick. Think of nothing.
Clear your mind.
Be still.
Quick.
It is what it is.
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Chapter 3: Why is Bryan's dog on Prozac?
Let's give it 30 more minutes.
30 more.
That 30 minutes made all the difference in the world. The 30 minutes cause sheer terror in the household. Sheer terror. Because those kids, on the way home, went fucking bananas. I rode in the car with my son. Astrid took some of the other kids with her. By the time we all got back to the condo, everybody was screaming bloody murder. Everybody was screaming bloody murder.
We were trying to get them to do a bath. They wouldn't go into the bath. We're trying to get them to sleep. They don't want to sleep. We're trying to get them to get some food so their bellies are full. Nothing works out. And they still woke up at 6 in the morning. That's the thing. You've got to be careful.
about keeping those kids up past the prescribed bedtime because you know that the pendulum is going to swing at some point and you better be a parent. It's the tough part about being a parent. All right, listen, I'll talk more about this. That's my fluffy version of it.
Please invite me to the next Venezuelan wedding, please.
Yes, I do love a good Spanish wedding.
I've got to go to the next one.
I think you might have an invite. You might have an invite.
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