EP#729: Hide your kids, hide your wife! Bryan's mom has found a way to listen to the podcast. Unfortunately, that includes her throwing a listening party at the retirement home. It's gong to be a long walk of shame through the dining hall for Bryan! Then, Bryan & Krissy review a documentary made by and about pick-up-artist Adam The Liar Lyons. It's a riddle inside a mystery inside an enigma! Watch EP #729 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Bryan's mom listening to the podcast?
Family-friendly, not talking about jizz.
No, I mean, if I could throw a jizz in there every once in a while, if I could get a tidpick every once in a while and the price is right, I would do that. But I don't have to. It's... I don't have to. If I had to go work for Disney and do one of those silly game shows, I'd do it. I look at that Ryan Seacrest, and now he's got iHeartRadio wrapped into that wheel of fortune.
Oh, he really— He's making probably $20 million a year for all that he does.
Yeah, he really went far from a place here in Atlanta.
A little place here in Atlanta called Backstreet. If you know, you know.
I-K-Y-N-T-D-D-Y.
No, I don't know that to be true. That's all rumor. It's all rumor and speculation from his ex-boyfriend. So Ryan Seacrest, who's very talented, by the way. Yeah, he is. I mean, you have to be talented and smart and –
Have your head on your shoulders to maneuver a 30 plus year career in the entertainment business from being like a local, you know, drive time DJ who wasn't particularly good at what he did. He parlayed that into an immense amount of success and money, an empire. He now runs Dick Clark Productions. He owns it, I think. So he does the New Year's Eve. He does the radio show. He does American Idol.
He does Wheel of Fortune. He was doing, remember like Kelly and Ryan for a while? And remember during the pandemic, he had like a stroke or something on air, didn't he? Yeah. He had to take a couple days off. He called it exhaustion. Everyone else thought it was a stroke because it looked like a stroke.
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Chapter 2: How did Bryan's mom discover the podcast?
He looks good. He sounds good. You know, he's intelligent. He can read the QR code.
He can read. I can do that, too.
Listen, he has multi-platformed himself right into a billion-dollar business. And I don't argue with it a bit. I say, good for you, Ryan. He's dated some of the most beautiful women on Earth. He was dating that girl from Dancing with the Stars.
Yeah, Julianna. Wow.
Juliana Huff. That's right. Who, by the way, is one of the best smelling human beings I have ever met in my entire life. I met her at a New Year's Eve party and she was, you could smell her across the room. She smelled like a, I don't know, a bundle of daisies wrapped in vanilla, wrapped in Really good smelling perfume. I mean, it was just amazing how good she smelled. But a beautiful woman also.
Absolutely.
Now she's doing Dancing with the Stars. Now she's like one of the hosts of Dancing with the Stars. But anyway, I digress back to Ryan. He's really done it for himself.
Well for himself.
I would absolutely take that career in a heartbeat if I didn't have to work as hard. If I could do like a tenth of what Ryan does and make the same money, I'm in. But otherwise, I decline the offer. I decline the job. I decline the job. I want to go Drew Carey's route. Drew doesn't need all the extra accrued termonts. He doesn't need to be in a radio studio every morning.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of having a public podcast?
And there are definitely those that are always going to be talking about magic tricks and routines and kind of like the number one line that's going to guarantee to get any girl to want you.
Mystery.
Notice the guy in the background waving?
Yeah, he's a 70-year-old.
He wants to get in. He sees Adam. He's like, I took your course last week. And I think that's just how it is. It splinters in different ways. We're always going to see that separation. There'll be new types of pickup methodology that we can't even imagine right now. I heard there's a guy who's specializing in Halloween game. Everyone's creating their own different niche.
Riches in the niches, bitches.
That's right. Halloween game. Take my course that only works one night a year. Put on a mask.
Halloween game. I have to know. Now I have to know.
Where can we find the Halloween game video? I want to know. It's within it.
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