Episode #724: Bryan & Krissy discuss the BP that has become the hottest dining spot in the Atl! NO joke...it's a gas station. Then, they recall a few nights at Magic City, the venerable strip club staple of the city. Plus, 23 & Me is selling your DNA to the highest bidder and an update on Fyre Fest 2 (or is it Fyre Fest One? Can you have Fyre Fest 2 if 1 never happened?) TCBit: Debbie Dublass wins the Crabapple Education Board election and has some thoughts to share with her supporters. Watch EP #724 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is Debbie Dublass and why is she controversial?
And welcome back to WSHIT's morning news. WSHIT, fair and almost balanced. In local news, crab apple-ians turned out in force. For yesterday's education department election, with almost 133 crab apple-ians going to the polls, it marks the largest turnout for any election in crab apple history. Debbie DuBois walks away victorious with 122 votes. of the 133 votes.
While Debbie has many Krabappelians' support, some citizens found her a controversial choice after she was accused of starting a gonorrhea outbreak on her block. Debbie wasted no time celebrating her victory. She had this to say to her supporters on her social media this morning.
I am fuckin' horny, goddammit. I am trying to wear some slutty man like a combination butt plug and backpack. Like, just shove that boner up my butthole and jump on my back. Cause we got chores to do and you're buying me lunch, bitch. Please book a cameo. Link in bio.
This is the third time Debbie has run for president of Crabapple's education department. While she won last election cycle, a judge ruled she would be unable to serve in that position after she admitted being in a throuple with two high school students. Along with her cameo, Debbie announced that she'll be minting the Double D meme coin.
She encouraged supporters, especially her elderly supporters, to dump as much of their retirement fund as possible into this non-securitized currency that has almost no value. Debbie explained this was not a grift, but simply a way for people to support a cause that also has almost no value. That's all the news that's fit to print for Crabapple. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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But it's just weird. I just don't know that I would go to the BP for dinner.
I kind of want to go now.
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Chapter 2: Why is a BP gas station a dining hotspot in Atlanta?
No, I know her too.
Yeah. And I thought that that was a perfect thing for her to do because she really was a magic healer.
She enjoyed it.
She was a great person to talk to. She gave a hell of a massage. She had magic hands. And she knew, I think, how to energetically handle certain types of, like, I'm just going to say this, masculine energy. And so I think she probably would have been really good at that. Really good at that. I asked her one time if I could use her services. She told me no outright.
But, you know, that's, say, listen, it's not for everybody, right? I'm not for everybody.
She probably didn't want to mix friends and business.
I wouldn't ever. Can I get a freebie? No, of course not. Of course not. I did one time though, after a concert go home, like we were like, everyone got pretty smashed except for me. Unbelievably. I stayed relatively sober. I drove her home one night. She was smashed.
I drove her home one night and we ended up doing whatever, like, you know, waking ourselves up a little bit with some, you know, some, a little tasty Tina and then sleeping in the same, in the same bed. And, um, And when I woke up, she's like, you want a massage? And I thought to myself, is this the question you asked before the sexual healing? I was like a little bit nervous.
And she's like, thanks for taking me home. I owe you something. You want a massage? And then I said yes. And it was a magic massage.
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