Episode#709: Bryan is nursing a cold, like the big baby he is! So, we get a TCB Classic. On this TCB Classic Bryan & Krissy review a Love Connection episode staring Brad Van BusStation! Watch episode #708 on Youtube The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, and I love the camera! Animated Brad Old birks or restaurant shoes? Vicki is so slay “The nights still in diapers, babe” The bus station and the temple, a perfect date We’re doing a full investigative report on this date! Bryan’s going down the rabbit hole for this one It’s a TCB TBD Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is there no new episode of The Commercial Break?
So unfortunately for all those who are paying attention, the commercial break does not have a new episode to fluff your feathers and tickle your tallywhacker today. But fear not, my little minions, we're gonna do what every other prestigious podcast would do in a situation just like this.
Rehash the intro and outro, throw one of the mediocre past episodes in the middle and give it a catchy name like TCB Classic. And what's on the menu for today's TCB Classic, you may ask? We're gonna re-listen to our good friend Brad Van Bus Station.
Ah, yes, Brad, the venerable Love Connection contestant who touched our hearts and made us nauseous by bringing his date to the local Greyhound station because urine-stained metal benches, the smell of body odor and vending machine junk food for dinner has never, ever, ever turned out to be true. Bis zum nächsten Mal.
Alright, enough talking. I'm gonna go down a bottle of NyQuil and hallucinate my way through an episode of Teletubbies with my kids.
We'll be back next week with a special guest Kathleen Madigan on Tuesday. And I promise you some piping hot episodes of The Commercial Break.
Bye.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy.
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Chapter 2: Who is Brad Van BusStation?
He tripped when he walked out.
He did. Poor guy. Hey, this is 1983 and he is rockin'. Yeah, he's going with the Nikes. He's going with the Nikes. This guy is ahead of his time. Now, this is not the fashion model you would hope.
He works from home. He's in dancewear sales.
I wonder if it's dancewear sales like my daughter goes to dance class and she wears a tutu and I'm selling it to you. Or dancewear sales like high heels, fishnet stockings and garter belts. I wonder what kind of dancewear he's into.
He might tell us.
Yeah, I hope so. That is the worst outfit I've ever seen on a human being. It's pretty bad. Are those literally corduroy pants?
They're pinstriped something.
Pinstriped corduroy pants, Nike run shoes, gray jacket, yellow polo shirt, and a haircut that I can only describe as a cereal box.
My grandma, it's a common practice, she goes to... Ah, you got him, Jim!
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Chapter 3: What is Bryan's history with strange neighbors?
Take yourself at home back there, okay? Alright. Alright, Brad. Your moment. Well, it all started about 5.30pm. That's how I start. Start them early. Start them early, yeah. Get to her house. Her mom answers her door. And we're talking about one sweet woman. A nice lady. We sat down and talked. We talked about what she cooked for her husband, where they're gonna go this weekend.
Just a lovely lady. And her husband... Did you touch her tits?
That's all we care about!
At home, I would've talked to him, too.
Whoa! Brad, Brad, Brad. Booyah! Got it! Still 25%. I'll show this lady.
Who does she think she's dealing with? I'm Brad Van Brandenburger.
I'm a virgin. I party at the temple. But I'm too crazy for even the temple.
But I still go on Friday nights. I still take my grandma's advice.
What happened next, Brad? Well, I gave her the roses. Now I'm an ugly, but I'm a nice guy. I gave her the roses. Is that nice?
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