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There's Bass Ass In The Chattahoochee Coochee!

Fri, 07 Feb 2025

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Episode #693: The Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race Stories about the Chattahoochee River Waterways fool of feces It Ends With Us drama… Bryan gets it wrong again! The Oscars Emilia Perez… more Hollywood controversy Wicked was the best movie of the year! Trump is trolling us. Guy Fieri’s Ultimate Cruise Takeover The Margaritaville Cruise Watch episode #693 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race?

83.377 - 84.918 Bryan Green

And they are talking about the...

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86.039 - 113.224 Bryan Green

beginnings of the great american ramblin raft race which then became shooting the hooch shooting the hooch shooting the chattahoochee i'm sure every town that has a river or a big stream has some version of this a million people decide on one day that they're going to get together put their rafts inside of the flowing water and head on down a big old boozy sunday with a bunch of beer yeah

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113.484 - 137.656 Bryan Green

A bunch of beer and rowdy teenagers and just have a good party of it. This was a huge ordeal in Atlanta for a long time. Now, it was coming to kind of a ceremonial close as I moved to Atlanta, so I didn't get the full... It started in 1979. Apparently, some Georgia Tech students decided to get their fraternity and sorority sisters and brothers together and do this, and then it became a big thing.

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138.116 - 160.935 Bryan Green

The radio stations locally would sponsor it, and they would hype it up, and so it became tens of thousands of people riding down the Chattahoochee River on their rafts. Now... I often say to people, people come in town and they say, hey, Brian, because I am a noted tour guide. They say, hey, Brian, what is there to do in Atlanta? What about that Chattahoochee Hoochee?

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161.375 - 178.941 Bryan Green

That Chattahoochee Coochee that everyone's talking about. And I say, if you want Strepacoccus A, feel free to dip your toes in the Chattahoochee Coochee because that's exactly what it is. It's a Hoochee Coochee. And it is known to have bacteria in it that you probably don't want the human body coming in contact with.

179.261 - 186.205 Bryan Green

Like a lot of other places with flowing water and bodies of water around it, the water's not always so clean. Now, we've done a good job of cleaning it up.

186.225 - 187.546 Krissy Hoadley

There was a good cleanup effort, yeah.

187.646 - 201.455 Bryan Green

The Chattahoochee River Keepers are a favorite charity of mine that do God's work by going out there and picking up old condoms and dead cows out of the Chattahoochee River. But still, you're taking your life into your own hands if you're riding down that Chattahoochee River in a raft. I swear to God.

201.535 - 203.196 Krissy Hoadley

I did it once. I'm not doing it again.

Chapter 2: Why is the Chattahoochee River considered dangerous?

2173.436 - 2175.196 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah, I mean, I can see where that comes into play.

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2175.557 - 2177.677 Bryan Green

That's all I need to know. Thank you. Thank you.

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2177.737 - 2178.437 Krissy Hoadley

I wasn't crying.

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2178.677 - 2183.919 Bryan Green

You weren't crying? No, I wasn't crying. She has no feelings, folks. Can't you tell? She's like Frankie Valli.

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2183.959 - 2186.619 Krissy Hoadley

She just stands there. But I can see in some parts where it's a sad situation.

2186.639 - 2188.58 Bryan Green

Okay, it's a sad situation.

2188.8 - 2192.481 Krissy Hoadley

But it is funny and it's very, it's different. And it was good.

2193.221 - 2320.585 Bryan Green

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

2336.601 - 2336.881 Unknown

Thank you.

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