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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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Chapter 2: What happened at the Great Wolf Lodge?
Well, no. Because everyone is now a fucking shithead. So they all sit on top of each other's shoulders. And, you know, everyone's filming everything. And they got their phone in front of your face. And it's just like it's like everything that includes crowds or other human beings these days. There's a certain amount of misery that comes with being around the human race.
And that is my assessment of the Great Wolf Lodge. Like everything in life, there is a certain amount of misery that comes with other human beings.
Right. I'm so excited to hear this.
The Great Wolf Lodge was what we decided on. We looked at the Great Wolf Lodge as long as we've been parents.
I've heard about the Great Wolf Lodge.
Opened about five years ago, I think.
I've seen the commercials sometimes.
You see the commercials. They have many locations throughout the country.
It looks like an indoor swimming pool.
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Chapter 3: What are the different room options at the Great Wolf Lodge?
Of course you are, yeah.
I'm being a bully to stop the bullying. You know what I'm saying? Do you want to sit in the car the entire time? We're going home. Do you want to go home? It's not that far to drive. And everybody else can have fun and you can stay here. If you ask for that fucking lightsaber, one more goddamn time.
Everybody else can have fun.
Yeah. Everybody else can have fun and you and I will go sit. Do I get to watch TV was one of my kids responses. No, no TV. I don't want to go home. Okay. Then. No. Can we go look? No. I know what looking leads. Oh, yeah. Looking leads to asking me for everything. But then I'm a big softie so that I say, okay, we can go look. And then, you know, of course, they say, can I buy something?
I buy it, right? Okay, whatever. This time I held strong, though. I didn't buy anything from the Great Wolf Lodge except for everything except for those shitty little things. So... We're all in this gift shop. The line is immense to get in the place. It is just chaos everywhere. There are people in bathing suits, guys with t-shirts off, girls with... Does it have that smell?
Oh, the chlorine smell?
Yeah, the chlorine, indoor humidity.
But, yes. But to me, that's a comfort because I know that chlorine is bleach and bleach kills most things. Right. So I'm like, if I can't smell it in the parking lot, I'm getting concerned. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm willing to deal with bloodshot eyes for the next six to 12 days as long as I don't get gonorrhea of the mouth because I went swimming at the indoor pool.
So when you walk in, it's just this huge lobby. And in the lobby, after we get out of the gift shop— They lead you through the gift shop to go— No, no, no, no. The gift shop is across the way from the check-in.
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