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Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!
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Episode #719: Part 2 of The Most Intense Mountain Monsters Chases is reviewed in this instant TCB classic! Krissy & Bryan follow the boys as they hoof and huff their way through the woods. Then, Huck gets conned by a criminal mastermind named Larry! Larry uses his incredible genius to trick the MM's into a great escape simply by saying "look over there!". It's another one for the record books as they miss Bigfoot by seconds...yet again. TCBit: A voicemail to Jeff: Inner Sanctum in your Inner Rectum. Watch EP #719 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
that the Midnight Whistler was the first Bigfoot to come out of the Mammoth Caves. And we're going to prove tonight that he exists.
And how are you going to do that, Buck? You have never proven anything has existed. How are we going to do this one?
Well, he's not here during the day, and he's not here at night.
Oh, shit!
Boy, would your gun ever... Point your gun wildly in every direction. I saw some logs moving. That's what he said. I saw some logs moving. You saw some logs moving up in a tree?
What is this? It's a mining operation? Oh, my God. These guys, they really have a specific acting skill set. And that is pointing at things that are not there and screaming really loud. Did he just say, look at those black guys?
No, he said stand back.
All right. I just wanted to make sure we weren't getting into some weird territory here.
Trapper. Go ahead, Buck. Trapper MD. That's Uncle Barry number six. Look at him. Hey, we're down here in the nest. Something just come down on the tree on top of us. It's down here with us. We're down here in the nest.
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Chapter 2: How does Larry con the Mountain Monsters team?
What in the world is that? It's a child's. It's a child. Playing in the forest. What the hell? Look at this. Watch your step, guys. Easy now, easy. Easy now, easy.
It could be booby trap. Easy now. If they don't say easy four times an episode. Easy, easy. Go slow into your certain death. Easy. The slower we die, the better.
We've got to be careful here. What is this? Is it graves? This is a bad spot. Graves? This is a bad spot. I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here.
This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot. I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here. The lighting is terrible.
I love that the Whistler man's digging graves.
That's me digging some graves. Who are these idiots? Hey, stay away from my grave. That's my dog and my wife. Buried him in the family plot. This place gives me the shivers. I'm not sure what the hell it is, but it looks like a burial ground.
This place gives me the herpes. This place gives me a bad case of the clap.
I can tell you right now, if these are grave sites, they're awful big. That son of a bitch here must be 10 foot long. I'm getting nervous.
You ain't the only one, brother. Yeah, you ain't the only one, brother. Let's do this. Let's stay around in the dark for a couple more hours and see what happens.
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Chapter 3: What are Krissy and Bryan's thoughts on Alec Baldwin's new show?
Lay down and get hip. All the kids are doing it. Lay down. Hey, we got to find a safe spot.
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now. Hey now, lay down in the forest. We got to find a place to hide, man. Now they're moving. Now they're moving. Are they coming our way?
I don't know. I can't tell. I'm staring at the stars. Like he just sat up. He just sat up. I'm surprised he could see up, honestly.
They're moving to our right. I got them. Buck, they ain't interested in us. They're going off. They're going over in the woods. They're going to poach. Sorry. Wrong mountain monsters. Don't mind all the shooting. Got them on the thermal. I ain't seeing nothing, Buck. I got nothing on the thermal.
These poachers, they headed off towards your woods. We know where they're going. They're going after this Bigfoot, and they're going to kill it. That little cheesy bastard.
And that's exactly what we're going to do. Finders keepers.
Still can't come up and face you man to man. There's a light back there. There's a light back there. There's a light right there. I see it. I see it. Go, go, go. Quick, quick. What do we do? Lay on your back. Lay on your back. Stare at the stars.
Play dead. He can't hear us. I don't know. We have guns in our hands. What should we do? Go, go, go.
Lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out. Lights out, lights out, lights out. Except for you, cameraman. We got to get this on film. Shh, shh, shh. All right, we got our lights out. They're starting to close in on us now. All right, we'll go radio silence.
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