Mountain Monsters Narrator
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We are. We're in Ash County, North Carolina, and we're going after the Cherokee Devil. Legend has it that this Bigfoot is the ultimate hunter and has mystical powers. It can hear your thoughts and control your mind.
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This isn't legend. It's fact. It's fact. It's fact.
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That's where I ended up. I don't know how or why, but that's where I ended up.
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Where'd she go? Did you see her? No, I didn't. There's that little Indian girl. Oh, I forgot he was looking for her.
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Did you see her? I'm not mistaken what I seen. I seen it the other night. It was that little Cherokee Indian girl.
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There's nowhere for her to go. She was standing right there in the building. And I walked right up to it, and she's gone. She vanished. There's no exit. There's no way out of there. But she vanished. She's gone. It's a fact.
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But he looks to me like he's in that same trance that I seen him the other night. I got to ease down there and make sure we get a hold of him.
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You seen the turkey devil? He's walking up that ridge. Up to the shack. He's got his penis hanging out. I know why they call him the Cherokee Devil.
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Little Cherokee Girl. The one that grabbed it.
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She's inside the shed. Did she take a hold of you?
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Buck seen that little Cherokee girl again. She disappeared in that damn shed. There's something about that damn shit.
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I knew I should have torn it down years ago. 15 yards away when I seen her. I went straight in. Straight in. She wasn't in there. She's gone.
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We got to get Buck out of here. Yeah. And we got to find Huck first. I want to find Huckleberry.
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Together, we're going to take care of Buck. I'm fine. We'll take care of each other. We'll get Huckleberry. Yeah, let's find Huckleberry before this gets worse. He has to be here.
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We need to go right back to where that evil devil entered Huckleberry's mind. In that totem pole area.
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Right here. That son of a bitch is gone. What? Jeff, look. We went right back to where we found that damn totem pole, and now it's gone. Gone. It's totally gone.
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disappeared son of a bitch was probably about 14 inches in diameter eight foot tall maybe 10 foot tall willie it was damn 10 foot tall willie a 10 foot that willie was about 14 inches diameter eight feet tall that damn willie biggest willie i've ever seen no wonder buck's crying we're standing on them logs and jeff and i couldn't pick it up out of there Huckleberry was standing right here.
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He looked right at Jeff. He said, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
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Get in, guys. Get in, Willie. Quick, shoot in that general direction.
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we were standing right there where that totem pole was and all at once huckleberry let out this blood-curdling scream right up the hill hook hey hook are you at your head hook oh easy listen let's catch me outside listen listen
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It didn't sound like he was that far up ahead. He squawked right there. Oh, there's something there. Something's wrong. Something's either got a hold of him, or he just plumbed out of his head and he's lost. He's plumbed out of his head.
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Huckleberry. Easy. Come over the top of that hill. What a sight to see. Huckleberry standing up here. Huckleberry.
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Buck-ass naked, covered in mud, pulled that damn totem pole.
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Huckleberry! Huckleberry wasn't in his right mind. We didn't know what to do. So Bill Jeff tackled it just to try to get control of him so he wouldn't take off again.
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Here, Huck. Huck, you all right? Are you Huckleberry now? Are you Huckleberry now? I'm a wet Huckleberry.
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Ha-ha, wet Huckleberry. The cold water must have done the trick because he's back. What's the last thing you remember?
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Coming to in the water. Jeff on top of me. Bill's there. Next thing I know, I look up. The whole team's there. It's a foursome I'll never forget. I have no idea what I've been doing. Did you see it, Buck? Buck, I don't think I did. I can't tell you for positive. It was like I was up here and my body was down here and I was watching everything I was doing.
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And I was making sweet love to that totem pole.
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Sounds weird, but that's the only way I can explain it.
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I want to fuck a totem pole. Wow. Trying to give you guys all the answers I can. I hope it comes back. I'd love to know what the hell happened. I'd love to be able to tell you.
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You'll be fine. I'm telling you, I've never felt like this. This is scary. I know Buck feels this way. You have no control. I've never made love to a totem pole before.
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What you do. You think you do and you think you're fighting? This thing's strong.
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We didn't even get to go after that stupid Cherokee devil. I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going home.
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You're tuned in. Then we're going to arm up. We're coming back.
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That little guy, he seems like a little child. He's so excited. Guys, this team's on a mission to prove the existence of Bigfoot in Appalachia. We'll come back.
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And this is Kalu. He's the most bizarre and dangerous Bigfoot we've ever chased. We're going home. We're going to lick our wounds. We're going to get our heads straight. And we're coming back. Huck, I thank you and Buck. Need to sort your thoughts.
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Yeah. After what happened with Buck and me, Jeff and Trapper. Buck and I. We're going to have to start doing a bunch more research. We're going to have to dig into this Cherokee myth.
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They can find out to fight this Cherokee devil.