Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Gabby Windey! We may be more unhinged than the stories on this week's episode, but we're here to see if there is any sliver of good in these evil posts. Like someone finding out their partner has a blackmail folder.. or another persons partner whispering hate comments to them while they "sleep".. This one is a wild ride y'all so please remain seated! Checkout Gabby's Content!! :) https://www.instagram.com/gabby.windey/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/@longwindedwithGabbyWindey https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbywindey?lang=en MERCH HERE ! https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Prose:http://prose.com/tht for 50% off your first haircare subscription order !! Skims: Checkout the Fits Everybody collection at http://Skims.com/tht !! #skimspartner Index: 00:00 -- Start 08:10 -- Story 1 AITAH: wife wants me to "set a budget" for ___ as part of her SAHM role. 26:41 -- Story 2 My 29M gf 27F has a blackmail folder on her computer. She has one on me too. What should my next move be? 43:39 -- Story 3 I'm 29F and my long-term partner (29M) is creating AI.... 1:00:03 -- Story 4 My partner (28M) whispered "I hate you" when he thought I (37M) was asleep. Do you think he means it? 1:16:40 -- Story 5 AITA for calling my BILs wife insanely entitled after an argument over photos of my sister? 1:30:56 -- Rapid Fire Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What should I know about the podcast?
Just a reminder to subscribe. And it's a little bit longer of an intro today. So, hey, check out the markers if you want to get into the stories. Thanks, guys. Enjoy the episode.
Will they not even forgive me but understand, like, I'm not PC? You know? So, like, don't come here. Come here if you want to be offended. But don't come here, like, looking for, you know, good takes. They're all terrible.
Okay, I love that this is the energy we're starting off with today. This is going to be so, so good. And I know hearing you say this, I know I picked the right theme for you.
I'm so excited because is it still like Reddit? Still Reddit. Okay. And a lot of people get scared because like... Not me. I'm a Reddit sleuth. Are you? Yes. You know, sometimes when you're so hungover, you need to feel something and preferably it's like something bad.
I feel so bad about how much I drank and blacking out that I just need to feel worse about something else.
Right. Like I need to have some kind of emotion and I need a distraction. So one time I watched my ex-boyfriend's wedding live and On Instagram stories when I was so hungover. It did the job. I felt all right. I would have needed a padded room. Yeah. No, literally. I should have been admitted to the hospital. Checking yourself into the ICU where you used to work. Hailed all ASAP.
So then when I was on Bachelorette, I did a similar thing. I was so hungover. I forget where I was, but I was in like an Airbnb. And then I looked up my name and it got the job done. It was terrible. And I haven't been back. Thank God, because that's a form of self-harm that should not be repeated. Yeah. No, I agree. And like haters means you made it.
I know it's trite and it's like, but like Cardi B, I feel like is wise in some ways. And I don't know. It just really rings true. It's like if you hate me so much and you're going to talk about me, like, why are you thinking about me so much?
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Chapter 2: Why is setting a budget for sex controversial?
Thank you. You know, that's the question I I've been asking.
Yeah.
Because the people I never be solved.
No. And the people I hate the most or like not hate but want to talk shit about like I am incredibly jealous.
But are you kind of I see the one like person that I'm just like about like I well, there's actually no there's more than one. but I just like I literally they pop up and I'm like bleh I'm not jealous at all I actually I feel so much pity or maybe pity is not the right word like just like what actions on their end
make you feel pity i don't i don't know if i feel yeah i'm just like i feel so bad you totally because this is coming from a bad place yeah like you're just such a bad person yeah and i know how bad of a person you are and other people don't when they like you oh no i like having that insight too like i like being on the right side history i'm so i told you so I will never keep it in.
I have such a hard time. My mom and my brother just like got a new couch recently. And I told them, I was like, that's not going to fit. I was like, that's not going to fucking fit. And they get it in the house and it doesn't fit. And they go. And you're like, yes. I go, I literally go, I told you so. I was like, I just needed one. I just needed one. Literally.
But our theme today, which first of all, guys, you might have recognized her amazing voice or her beautiful face if you're watching on YouTube. But today's host is the lovely Gabby Windy. Thank you so much for having me.
I'm so excited.
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Chapter 3: What to do if you discover a blackmail folder?
I'm like, it just feels like you're very emotional.
I'm already crying.
Yeah, actually. Are you okay? No. I'm just... We're off to a start, dude. No, I'm a laugh crier. It's concerning. No, that's the best. Oh, my God. I love when people laugh cry. I did it once the other day and I'm like, that felt good. I'm just like, okay, literally, why did I put bottom mascara on? But back to emotional intelligence. Sometimes it teeters on the line of judgy.
I'm just like, oh my God, there's no hope for you. And then I'll continue to pick a part in my head. So I'm trying to come off of that. I'm not judging you. Okay, thank you. No, I already like... I get scared about being perceived. Oh my God. I already like you immediately. Yes. Obviously. Me? Come on, imagine. I passed the Gabby bar. No, I know.
This is so crazy, but I don't want you... I don't know if I'm setting the tone. I don't want you to think that I came in here and sit and I'm like... This is my show now? Yes, actually. Okay, please. I'm going to put a muzzle on.
No. Un-muzzle. Un-filtered. I want bad takes. I want devil's advocate.
I want it all.
Today's theme, because obviously you're on Traders right now. And I literally, before I started watching the show, I was like, okay, good theme for Gabby. Maybe it's friend or foe. It's a slippery slope, a fine line. I started this show and Alan Cummings is literally like friend or foe. And I was like, the fuck? Okay, this feels meant to be.
But the more I got into these stories, I'm like, it's very clear a lot of them are foe. A lot of them are very like evil. So I changed it a little bit. And what I'm working with right now, it could change by the time it comes out. Sometimes my titles do. But it's more along the lines of like, is there any good in this evil? Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How does emotional intelligence play a role in relationships?
I felt extremely upset and disappointed in her behavior, but she says she's in the right and that I'm being too selfish to see it. She keeps demanding it, but I refused. Am I the asshole here?
I mean, I don't know if you're an asshole, but your wife clearly doesn't like you.
I... I just, I'm like... It feels a little goofy to like charge your husband for sex.
Yeah. I'm like, you're pimping yourself out, ma'am. Right. But it's like, what a safe space to do it. Like, I'm all about sex work. And she literally is giving me ideas. I'm going to take this home to Robbie immediately. I want to have compensation. But I mean, yeah, they're always like, it's about communication. I mean, she's communicating. Yeah. Yeah.
And it's like she's thinking about sex as a job. It's not something that she willingly wants to do for pleasure. It's like, is he making her cum? No. Right. No. There's like things left out of the story. If the sex is her just sucking your little dick for however long, like she deserves compensation because it is a part of her housewife duty. Yeah. If you're going down on her for hours...
doing your due diligence, then maybe the price could be lower. But I still think there could be a price.
$5 per blowjob. Just a little something. Here's a coffee, babe. Right. I don't know. So I just went to Amsterdam for the first time. Did you go to a sex show? I didn't. I was a little... Intimidated.
We went, Robbie and I. Was it good? No, it was traumatizing. Really? Yes. We went to this one that was highly recommended by her. Because there's like, I'm trying to remember the names now.
There was a Moulin Rouge there. Oh, it definitely wasn't that. And there was like, oh, what was the one that was really, there's a bunch.
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Chapter 5: What red flags should I look for in a partner?
I personally know multiple dudes. We've like as a friend group sat down and had this conversation. They do not look at toys as okay. They think it's like replacing them and it's competition.
It's like, no. It's like you're so insecure to like think like that. It's like Robbie doesn't even have a dick and she makes me cum more than any man. Yeah. Why? Why are they so threatened? And I just like—see, I can't have an unbiased take because— See, there's that misandry. It's the misandry. Yeah. And it's like, I love audacity. So you like it. You're like, yeah, she should get a budget.
I'm like, this bitch is like— And being a stay at home mom is not easy. Hardest job there is. Yes. You get to leave the kids and you I can barely take care of like the house. I'm so exhausted when I come home. But it's like you get to leave. You know, I used to be a nurse and like and the moms would be like, no, this is a break. And our job, our job, you know, working in the hospital was grueling.
I'm like, oh, my God, what are kids like? If this is, like, your respite, like, fuck that.
It makes having kids sound so great. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want kids? Like, I go back and forth all the time. I'm kind of, like, in the position of, like, if it happens, it happens. I really don't want to be pregnant is, like, my problem.
Yeah.
And, like, that concept, like, really freaks me out. Like, a little thing, like, potentially breaking my legs, making my— Breaking your what? Oh, my God. God, what kind of hand are you expected to have? Okay, well, some people's pelvis breaks when they come out. Yeah. Breaking my ribs. Oh, my God. Some people lose their teeth. Your hair falls out.
Where? You got to get off Reddit. I know. You got to get off Reddit. Pregnancy Reddit. Have you seen the girl with the list? No, but she, this is, yeah. As women, we are meant to have kids because also to contribute to the many lives. I am a dropout of sorts, which I think adds to my resume. I went to a year and a half of midwifery school. I was going to get my master's. Yeah. That's cool.
It's a it's a fun word to say midwifery. Yeah. That's why I did it.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of financial control in a relationship?
You should really get on that.
I fuck with Kegels. That's a part of it. Yeah. I want to do a dumbbell.
Oh, my God. You're giving that new show with Amy Adams, Night Bitch. Oh, yeah. Have you seen the trailer where she's like, I can crack a walnut in my vagina. That's literally going to be you just carrying around a dumbbell.
Yeah, I hear you can put a dumbbell on the end of it. What? I'm thinking a five pounder, like one of those ones you get on Amazon that has that like weird material around it that you can like use at home.
Oh, my God.
I know.
You know what you should just do? Is just use the Bala. What's the Bala? You know those Bala bangles that everyone was obsessed with during COVID? The little arm weights? Okay. They make like a pill. It literally looks like a beet pill. And it's like workout material silicone. Yeah. They have five pounders.
See? Just so everyone knows. i don't have like actually any pelvic floor issues it's like totally fine if you're wondering robbie has nothing but good things to say so like a plus report cards people yes this is just like purely curiosity totally i just like like the idea of it
I'm like that, too. I just, like, wonder about things. Like, pegging is kind of one of those bucket list things. Like, everyone, if you don't get curious about, like, obscure and random things, what are you doing?
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Chapter 7: How can I navigate difficult conversations with my partner?
Okay, hit me.
Oh, my God, I didn't even read the top comment.
I'm just so flabbergasted. No, this is what I want to hear. I know they're going to be like, whatever. She shouldn't be doing that. Like, so lame. Honestly...
So I read it as sex because I knew what word, but he wrote it as S comma X. Like he felt like he couldn't say sex or something. Yeah. So the top comment, you can say sex on the internet, bud.
Literally as it should. Cause it's like, I love when people comment like that on Reddit because immediately they're like, this is so throwaway. Nobody gives a fuck.
next one info does she have any spending money where she is not accountable to you for what she spends it on it may just be that she has no breathing room when it comes to money and wants some that is hers for whatever she wants yeah I I didn't think about that. Maybe there's some financial abuse here and this is like her last flaw and chance to get an allowance.
Totally. Because... That'd be bad. Right. Because then he should already... One, he should address it and he should already be like understanding that and... And to I don't know, I'm I'm obviously full of shit and speaking from a place of I don't know, but it's like, who cares? Just pay her. But that I understand that it would make him feel like, yeah, like it's more procedural. Yeah.
But this already feels procedural. Like something here is clearly not right. Like I don't think she's being satisfied because otherwise if you were being satisfied and it was like a mutually beneficial thing, which is what sex should be. Right. You wouldn't ask for money for it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What are the signs of a toxic relationship?
No.
It's Eclipse. Yes. So Dorinda has this amazing saying that she's like, say it, forget it, write it, regret it. It's like things in print. I know it's so good. Because if you like say something kind of like fucked up, like people will like, it's like, whatever, it'll blow over. Yeah. You have more context. It's not that like, you know, it's easier kind of just to forgive. Yeah.
And maybe understand everybody does it differently. But if you write it, that's like it's in stone. Yes. And that's what she has on her computer. So it's like, why can't you just keep it in your head? Can't you just make mental folders in your head and like talk shit when you need like her paranoia that she has to have like folders on the computer? I would be afraid. I would be terrified. Yes.
You got to get out. And how is how? Yes. Before you get out, you have to delete your folder.
Don't you think she could just get it again? Right. She would back that shit up. Like she's, oh, she's got a hard drive copy of this. I mean, the fact that she has her uncle's sexting conversation. Yeah. How'd she get that? She had to get into his phone, screenshot it, and then send it to herself. Like she's good. Yeah.
In a bad way. But, like, she's good at what she's doing. And so nerdy. So nosy and so curious. It's like, who has the energy? I just cannot find the energy literally for anything else besides, like, getting up in the morning and coming here. Oh, thank God you came here. Yeah. I just cannot be bothered. No, I get that.
I'm flaky. I'm so flaky. Yeah. This is nothing about you. But like sometimes I'll have people coming on or like I have to do something. And I'm like, God, I just hope they cancel. I just want to stay at home today.
All the time. Every time. Yeah. It's always fine when you go. You're like, oh, my God, I love my friends. I love my community. Yes. But before it's hard. Pulling teeth to get there. Literally. But it's like, yeah, how does he get out?
Literally. Because you have to do it in a way where she's not mad at you. You have to make it. It's her idea.
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