
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Fri, 04 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: How do the hosts set the tone for the episode?
wow wow wes hey we're fired up what's up everybody welcome to the motherfucking maybe the patreon maybe the regular who knows man who the fuck knows who the fuck knows dude nate lemare thank you guys thank you guys for coming man i appreciate you guys yes i mean i woke up today and i was like can i just bring you know can i just have a good time today
Can I leave myself alone and just have a good time?
Matt, thank you for bringing us to your good time forum.
Thank you.
I appreciate it, man. The vibes are already incredible.
The vibes are pretty good. The vibes are good. That's the biggest thing. It's like every morning I wake up and I have to wrangle the vibe. It's so easy to wake up. I've been identifying my default negative pattern every morning. And I will admit that... I love my weapon of death, but she is at the... I, like, will place her at the center of a negative storm. It's so... Anything she does.
It's just me because I've addicted myself to nicotine now and I wake up so mad. It was a huge mistake to get addicted to nicotine. I don't know why I did this. They were lying. It's such an addictive substance.
You've been trying to prove this point for so many years and you finally fall a victim.
Yeah, but it doesn't, like... Yeah. The thing is, it gives you like the boost initially is sick and then that goes away. Then you're just grumpy if you don't have it. You're like, I wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster. What do I have to do every day? I'm about to put their shoes on. All right. You put their fucking shoes on. And then I go, Matt, you're being a fucking bitch.
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Chapter 2: What are the effects of nicotine on Matt's daily life?
And the one school was like, we, like, you know, we have people from all over the country or all over the world, and they showed this, like, Scandinavian country doing their thing, and one of the people were wearing, like, for real, what looked like a clan. I got to stop doing this. Right? They had that shit on. They were wearing it.
That's a new symbol.
It's like the swastika. That crazy hat existed way before the KKK. He called on those powers, too.
What? The flooded out swastika.
He called on those powers. I forgot it was a swastika, and I did in the interview. I was like, damn, that chant. I was like, damn.
On both sides, man.
I know. He's been complicating things.
He calls somebody an agreeable Kamala nigga. He's just devastating. Was that what you were talking about?
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: Why is Kanye West's behavior discussed?
from across that stuff that's you can't do anything you can't prove it that's a sniper show dude i had a guy i had a homeless guy try to when i was in philly a long long time ago it was part of his whole thing where he would like come up to you on south street like hey can i get some money and i was like no and he literally waited till other black people were coming he goes this guy just called me the fuck i can't believe you called me the n-word and i was like bro nice try nice try but it's also like a sick move but did anybody seem to did they buy it
No, they were walking. I was just like, bro, whatever, man. I was like, get out of here. And they just kind of laughed and walked by. I was like, that was kind of a nice move.
Amscray Negro. You just chill.
We were outside of the Haagen-Dazs. I was like getting Haagen-Dazs too. And I'm like, bro, you kind of got me dead. This is the headquarters. God damn, dude. How long was he standing by you before black people showed up that he could hit them? It was like they were at the very end or like a block and a half away. So he kind of was like, come on, man. Come on, man. I'm like, dude, for real.
I was just trying to enjoy some ice cream before I went to the laugh house. He's plod for it.
You're about to go to the blackest place.
I know. What the fuck? He was one of the turtle skeletons outside of Bowser's house. But yeah, man, I was actually, I was in a minority position recently. I recently, last weekend, I had to go to a Western theme. But did I tell you guys I was going to a Western theme party? No. So my wife has somehow fallen in with, I didn't even know this term before. You know what wags are?
wives and girlfriends of athletes okay no so she was she kept saying like wags i'm like i don't know what you're talking about but it was they were just like a bunch of uh athletes and they're having like a western themed party so i've never got to dress like a cowboy before i was so excited i was like dude i've always wanted to just like see what happened which you know again like speaking of outfits and them like you know feeling the power of them i dressed like a cowboy and it for it like i understand like the whole garth brooks alter persona thing you know like i dressed like a cow first of all
Wildly, I took it way too far in terms of dressing like a cowboy.
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