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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

Fri, 04 Apr 2025

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support N8 and Meezy @ https://www.patreon.com/pitm Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Meez live @ lemairelee.fun Tgif everybody. Hope you all had a good week. Apologies for the lateness - it's been a bit of a busy week. Shang's on the road, but luckily our dearest broz held it down at the homestead. Lemaire took an hour long shit in the middle of the cast. Podiums are back. How great is our God. Mashallah. God bless. Please enjoy. VERDANSK IS BACK. PLAY FREE. https://www.callofduty.com/warzone ps. we may have a very very special treat on the patreon in the coming days. please stay tuned, and please be patient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: How do the hosts set the tone for the episode?

0.609 - 20.105 Matt McCusker

wow wow wes hey we're fired up what's up everybody welcome to the motherfucking maybe the patreon maybe the regular who knows man who the fuck knows who the fuck knows dude nate lemare thank you guys thank you guys for coming man i appreciate you guys yes i mean i woke up today and i was like can i just bring you know can i just have a good time today

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20.285 - 23.007 Matt McCusker

Can I leave myself alone and just have a good time?

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23.828 - 25.889 LeMaire Lee

Matt, thank you for bringing us to your good time forum.

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25.909 - 27.211 Matt McCusker

Thank you.

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27.271 - 29.713 Nate

I appreciate it, man. The vibes are already incredible.

29.833 - 49.254 Matt McCusker

The vibes are pretty good. The vibes are good. That's the biggest thing. It's like every morning I wake up and I have to wrangle the vibe. It's so easy to wake up. I've been identifying my default negative pattern every morning. And I will admit that... I love my weapon of death, but she is at the... I, like, will place her at the center of a negative storm. It's so... Anything she does.

50.034 - 61.079 Matt McCusker

It's just me because I've addicted myself to nicotine now and I wake up so mad. It was a huge mistake to get addicted to nicotine. I don't know why I did this. They were lying. It's such an addictive substance.

61.099 - 65.36 LeMaire Lee

You've been trying to prove this point for so many years and you finally fall a victim.

65.72 - 89.739 Matt McCusker

Yeah, but it doesn't, like... Yeah. The thing is, it gives you like the boost initially is sick and then that goes away. Then you're just grumpy if you don't have it. You're like, I wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster. What do I have to do every day? I'm about to put their shoes on. All right. You put their fucking shoes on. And then I go, Matt, you're being a fucking bitch.

Chapter 2: What are the effects of nicotine on Matt's daily life?

220.644 - 235.331 Matt McCusker

And the one school was like, we, like, you know, we have people from all over the country or all over the world, and they showed this, like, Scandinavian country doing their thing, and one of the people were wearing, like, for real, what looked like a clan. I got to stop doing this. Right? They had that shit on. They were wearing it.

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235.351 - 237.894 LeMaire Lee

That's a new symbol.

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237.914 - 247.964 Matt McCusker

It's like the swastika. That crazy hat existed way before the KKK. He called on those powers, too.

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249.145 - 250.687 LeMaire Lee

What? The flooded out swastika.

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250.707 - 256.092 Matt McCusker

He called on those powers. I forgot it was a swastika, and I did in the interview. I was like, damn, that chant. I was like, damn.

258.058 - 259.258 LeMaire Lee

On both sides, man.

259.999 - 262.359 Matt McCusker

I know. He's been complicating things.

262.539 - 269.721 Nate

He calls somebody an agreeable Kamala nigga. He's just devastating. Was that what you were talking about?

269.761 - 270.522 Matt McCusker

Yeah.

Chapter 3: Why is Kanye West's behavior discussed?

1039.668 - 1065.002 Matt McCusker

from across that stuff that's you can't do anything you can't prove it that's a sniper show dude i had a guy i had a homeless guy try to when i was in philly a long long time ago it was part of his whole thing where he would like come up to you on south street like hey can i get some money and i was like no and he literally waited till other black people were coming he goes this guy just called me the fuck i can't believe you called me the n-word and i was like bro nice try nice try but it's also like a sick move but did anybody seem to did they buy it

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1065.442 - 1072.105 Matt McCusker

No, they were walking. I was just like, bro, whatever, man. I was like, get out of here. And they just kind of laughed and walked by. I was like, that was kind of a nice move.

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1072.265 - 1073.885 LeMaire Lee

Amscray Negro. You just chill.

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1073.925 - 1094.354 Matt McCusker

We were outside of the Haagen-Dazs. I was like getting Haagen-Dazs too. And I'm like, bro, you kind of got me dead. This is the headquarters. God damn, dude. How long was he standing by you before black people showed up that he could hit them? It was like they were at the very end or like a block and a half away. So he kind of was like, come on, man. Come on, man. I'm like, dude, for real.

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1094.374 - 1098.016 Matt McCusker

I was just trying to enjoy some ice cream before I went to the laugh house. He's plod for it.

1098.196 - 1099.596 Nate

You're about to go to the blackest place.

1099.656 - 1128.795 Matt McCusker

I know. What the fuck? He was one of the turtle skeletons outside of Bowser's house. But yeah, man, I was actually, I was in a minority position recently. I recently, last weekend, I had to go to a Western theme. But did I tell you guys I was going to a Western theme party? No. So my wife has somehow fallen in with, I didn't even know this term before. You know what wags are?

1129.796 - 1156.631 Matt McCusker

wives and girlfriends of athletes okay no so she was she kept saying like wags i'm like i don't know what you're talking about but it was they were just like a bunch of uh athletes and they're having like a western themed party so i've never got to dress like a cowboy before i was so excited i was like dude i've always wanted to just like see what happened which you know again like speaking of outfits and them like you know feeling the power of them i dressed like a cowboy and it for it like i understand like the whole garth brooks alter persona thing you know like i dressed like a cow first of all

1157.933 - 1161.374 Matt McCusker

Wildly, I took it way too far in terms of dressing like a cowboy.

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