Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 548 - Bowl of Meat (feat. Kevin Ryan & H. Foley)
Wed, 26 Feb 2025
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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' favorite snacks and meals?
No, I didn't. Because I got to wait for the, yeah. Are you cooking here? Well, yeah, I'm trying. Are you really? Yeah, last night I had a bowl of meat. Sounds like a homeless guy. I got a bowl of meat and bacon and eggs this morning. All right. Some spinach in there. But the bowl of meat's good. What does that mean?
I mean, I take a ground beef.
Put it.
Hamburger meat?
Yep. Then sprinkle some cheese on there. Put it in a bowl. Pour hot sauce on it.
Texas chopped cheese. It's so good. That is good. I don't care what anyone says. No, that's great. That's delicious.
It's my type of meal. You do the whole thing? The whole pan? I mean, you leave some in there for a little. And then you go, you know what? Who am I kidding? I'm going to finish that fucking pan right now.
Just pound the ground beef. Yeah.
I love the fact that all these fitness guys are now coming around on hamburger meat. Yeah. That's what it's all about. Yeah. Fitness guys like me? Yeah. All these guys on the Internet, they're like ground beef or grass fed organic ground beef is great for you. I knew that since the 80s.
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Chapter 2: Why are certain pasta dishes considered 'slutty'?
I had a weird pride where I really prided myself back then on being able to really chop it up with prostitutes. I'm like, no, we can chill and talk.
Yeah.
Is that a big thing for you, prostitutes? Yeah, I had a period. I felt really nice to sit there and just like... Once all the business was handled, we'd just sit and fucking chat. Once we settled our affairs.
contracts were signed that's crazy like swiss businessman once you get done talking business you can talk about that must be just insane like i'm sure the post not clarity for most guys is like holy fuck what am i doing in this motel no but when you got a cool one your post your post not like you need a ride when you got a cool one you like they were cool like the cool ones were cool as shit
yeah like they got it like yeah you could hang out with them and shoot the ship somewhere chill yeah and you just kind of it's really tempting to be like can i just be like a guy should i just like be a security guy for you or something because you do want to get into it you're like dude i could just hang out in shitty motels what are we going to free base cocaine i guess i've never done that before i guess i could do that yeah see where this goes your supplies to be your guy dude even right aid what are the fucking thing of tinfoil and baby oil is
Big night, huh? I remember when the... Remember when the pharmacies, they started getting the freak aisle? They didn't have that for a long time.
Now it's fucking wild.
Family planning now. They call it condoms lube. Wild. The condoms, the fucking heat up lube and all that kind of stuff.
Me and my wife had a meeting. I'm going to use Astroglide and fuck her in the butt. It's family planning. That's the family... That's the family planning aisle. We've had a long talk.
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Chapter 3: How do childhood memories shape our food choices?
I've got six pairs of underwear with me. I'd be furious. How'd you bring enough NXIVM? I'm going to have wicked heartburn up there. He's brutal to travel with.
Constantly needs to do laundry and shit. Oh, the fucking ozemic burp on a plane. Oh, fuck. I think about that all the time, too.
I thought the toilet was broken. Because we got all the guys like, it's not really flushing right. And we were in the front row. So I'm like, god damn, it fucking smells like shit. I'm like, if this is the whole flight, I'm going to fucking. This fucking airline is falling apart, man. Dude, then we get down here. We're out front of the mothership. This is like last year.
We're out front of the mothership. We see people like, yo, are you garbage? So we're like talking to them. Smells like sewage out there. I just think that's 6th Street. You know what I mean? And it's just like a fucking three weeks after mothership opened. We're sitting at the bar having a beer before our spots. And I'm like, the plumbing in this place too? What the fuck?
The three places I had been with them in a row. I'm like, the sewage. God damn. And he goes, you smell that? I go, how the fuck can't you? He's like, that's me. And I was like. And then he's like, do you think the van smelled that? I was like, for sure. I had a septic tank put in me. The only good thing is no one would ever think that's human. So, like, no one's ever going to go, that's Foley.
They're like, there's a sewer main broken.
It smelled like shit when we were talking to those guys.
That's external influence. That's environmental. That's a real thing then. Zempic burps?
Yeah, I had it so bad.
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