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Chapter 1: Why are Shane and Matt discussing their skin?
Wow, wow, Wes. Yes, my legs feel so smooth right now. Why? I don't know. It's just my skin. It just feels fucking... Your skin's glowing. I haven't sat like this, I guess, since last week with my...
No, start at the beginning there. Oh, with my skin?
Yeah, that's good stuff. That works. True, that's a good... I'm just saying, I'm surprised by my leg. Usually my legs hit my other leg and I go, ew, get that the fuck off me. Yeah, it's rough. My skin's dry as shit. At all times. Is it high right now? I got fucked. I was in Omaha last weekend. I got all dried out in the cold.
Came back like I had that alligator skin. But... I've got it right now. I was staring at my skin the entire meeting I was just having. For one straight hour, I was going, God damn, I got dry skin. Yeah, I do that every now and again. Shane, what do you think of that? Yeah. For sure.
You can see individual skin cells.
I wasn't staring at my skin. I know. I've been pretty spacey today, too. I wasn't staring at how red my face is the entire Zoom meeting, just going, Jesus Christ.
They let you do a different background. They should let you just do a whole different face. That way you're not staring at your own face.
I should do cat face. Just put the cat face. You ever see that lawyer? It was during COVID, and an old guy had to call in for a thing, and his grandkids were fucking with the computer, and it was like a cat. When he talked, it would talk, and he was like... I'm not a cat. And they're like, yeah, we know. It's classic. That is pretty good. I've been fired up. There's too many skeeters.
The skeeters, the Texas mosquitoes. They do. They don't.
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Chapter 2: How did a viral Zoom mishap become a classic story?
That was because I was poisoned by Nate. I feel like you have to be poisoned a lot.
You got to get poisoned a lot.
No, dude, I'm good at holding it and, like, not pooing before I, like, I just poop before I go out. Except for last week. Except for last week. Last week was a shame pool. What was that?
Two shit breaks. Tried to go across the street to shit. On the clock. Tried to go across the street. We had a bathroom right there. Like, no, no, no, no. You got to shit on the side.
How was the episode received? I figured, right? Yeah, because it was supposed to be a Patreon episode. Yeah, I know. Me, Guard Dog, and we let the squad down a little. No, I don't think so at all. I thought we had it. I thought we had one. You guys went into the fucking... We were at Chappelle's. We had it. We recorded it. The ask is great. Dude, I'm so scared of asking.
I've asked Chappelle to do so many things.
It's so honorable to go there and be like, I'd literally rather shit my pants than be like, hey, can you do my podcast, Dave?
I know.
I was there.
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Chapter 3: What are hilarious stories about shitting during dates?
And the whole time I was like, I can't wait till these guys get this fucking cocktail sauce.
It's devastating.
I was like, I cannot wait. And then the waiter comes over and I was like, don't, you know, don't spoil it. He's like, it's the hottest cocktail sauce in the world. And I was like, that was what I was talking about.
i tried it when i was there our dog cowered it out admit you cowered it's not that dude and we kept being like all right dude get it for real we've all done it like i got it and almost died yeah and then our guard dog took a big one and i was like all right this is it as soon as he picks it up 90 falls off he's like what i did it This isn't true. Everyone at the table gave you guff.
He ashed the shrimp. Yeah, he ashed it.
I must have had about six or seven shrimps. You did have a lot, but you kept not putting the cocktail sauce on it. No, it was on it. You were glazed? He would take some off, and then he'd go, I'm Zandini. It doesn't affect me. Oh, man. He goes, yeah, because you're not doing it. You got to scoop it, dude. I had a lot. It hurt my belly really bad. Yeah, everyone in the squad got sick. I was fine.
I was like, I was born in this darkness.
I don't like horseradish. It just, like, hits your nose and then goes away. It was so yummy. It was so good. I don't like it, man. I like habanero. I like peppers. I went to St. Elmo's and just kind of, like, bothered them. I was like, I just want to have the shrimp thing, and I ate that and left.
Upon your recommendation. I mean, eating the whole thing, and that's tough. Who was I with? Maybe...
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