LaMare
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I haven't been quiet. I've seen you like twice. I want to talk to you and hang out with you. Nate, we got to get you harder, dude. We can't.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Trying to pull out and having your ass hit the dresser. Hit the wall. Oh, shit. That's a new porn genre.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He's dressed like a substitute bus driver. You don't even have an ass anymore. You got a flat white ass. I did lose my ass. How'd you lose your ass?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah. You got killed, and you would just release. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
I'll blow a fucking knee out and smack that. Only if I win.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, that's got to be the height of it, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It's not binary. Your computer's running on a series of 0-1-1-1-1-1-0-1, male, female, male, female. Non-binary bullshit. Computer computing is gender fluid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
The lady had to read the name. She'd be like, uh, thick daddy, uh, butt stuff.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It was me. Brittany was complaining about it. She was like in otherworldly stench. She was like, I don't know who was farting in there. It was Spider, dude. I had to fumigate that fucking room, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Spider. Spider. Fucking disgusting. She ran right into a spider web, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, it was a fucking 12-year-old's birthday. I skateboarded all day and then I smoked weed about the laser day.