LaMare
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I haven't been quiet. I've seen you like twice. I want to talk to you and hang out with you. Nate, we got to get you harder, dude. We can't.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Trying to pull out and having your ass hit the dresser. Hit the wall. Oh, shit. That's a new porn genre.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He's dressed like a substitute bus driver. You don't even have an ass anymore. You got a flat white ass. I did lose my ass. How'd you lose your ass?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
No, superposition is real. It is real.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
Huh? Yeah. I'm more of a quantum computing guy. What's up with that? For sure. It's just infinite storage and infinite memory. There we go. Yeah. What is it? It's just infinite storage and infinite memory. That's basically what quantum computing is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
A lot of spiritual dudes go heavy on quantum stuff. It's really funny. Dude, don't even get Matt started on dark matter. There's been a lot of dark matter discoveries.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
The papers are to put out a theory out there so everyone else can start working on it and, like, figure it out. So there's, like, a trail, you know?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
You never shit your pants. I don't really shit my pants like that. You don't really?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
I don't shit my pants. When's the last time you did?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
That was because I was poisoned by Nate. I feel like you have to be poisoned a lot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
No, dude, I'm good at holding it and, like, not pooing before I, like, I just poop before I go out. Except for last week. Except for last week. Last week was a shame pool. What was that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah. You got killed, and you would just release. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
I'll blow a fucking knee out and smack that. Only if I win.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, that's got to be the height of it, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It's not binary. Your computer's running on a series of 0-1-1-1-1-1-0-1, male, female, male, female. Non-binary bullshit. Computer computing is gender fluid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
The lady had to read the name. She'd be like, uh, thick daddy, uh, butt stuff.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It was me. Brittany was complaining about it. She was like in otherworldly stench. She was like, I don't know who was farting in there. It was Spider, dude. I had to fumigate that fucking room, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Spider. Spider. Fucking disgusting. She ran right into a spider web, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, it was a fucking 12-year-old's birthday. I skateboarded all day and then I smoked weed about the laser day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire, but I do have a show at Cap City Comedy Club. I have two shows, May 30th and 31st at Cap City Comedy Club, Sean Gardini and Friends in Austin, Texas. Please come to those if you can. The link is below. And also Optimum Noctis on June 3rd.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
The link is on my page, on my own personal page, if you'd like to come to the show. The link's below. The link is below. Thank you, guys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
And live panties in the mouth, May 25. Where? Where at? At Speakeasy. At Speakeasy's here in Austin? Yep, here in Austin, Texas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
We're all black production staff now. Did you hear about that? What? Red-haired people are black now. It's a big thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
Bieber. Bieber's on one since the trial started. He's been acting out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
I've just seen... Yeah, maybe. I've seen little clips here and there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
He lives in a ranch in Hawaii that has a 5,000 square foot bunker.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
You got disrespected at Cabo Bob's? Yeah, I told Matt about this, and I told everybody besides you about this, but I was with... What the fuck are you telling everyone else for and not me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
I didn't mean to disrespect you, I'm sorry, but... It's fine, I'm a disrespect. It was me and all the big guys. So it was me, LaMare, Andy, Pat, and our friend Jake Ricca. Is Jake thick, too? He's about 1,500 pounds man with me at the Cabo Bob's. You guys can't get in an elevator. No, absolutely not. It would have been Final Destination. Nine people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
It was five. And some guy commented about how he was like, why are all you big guys hanging out with this little guy? It's just kind of weird to see. That's funny. He was like, you guys are all so big and he's so little. Who said this to you? A random guy at the Cabo Bob's. It just didn't even work there? No, no. He was just going to pick up his lunch and he commented on all of our sites.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
He saw you guys and he probably thought it was some type of weird sexual... I kept joking. He was like, there's their little humper. Yeah, I was joking about that. I was joking about how I had a fat drawn carriage that took me around town. Yeah. You do chill deep with the fats. I know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
I never realized until that moment that it probably is a weird sight to see me hanging out with only people that are about four times bigger.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
It's so crazy. It would be cool to roll around in an Escalade. It would look ridiculous. Especially if you pulled up in the Escalade and five fat guys got out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
I like the Accord. It's nice. It is a nice car. The Accord is nice. Gets me where I got to go.