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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 16:10:00 -0000

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Luis @ https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/ Listen to Legion of Skanks, Luis & Zac Show, & Story Warz Go See Luis Live @ https://luisofskanks.com/ Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Hello everyone. Hope you're having a great week so far! Here's the cast. Matt's back from the D - Shangs back from across the pond. We got one of our best broz Louie J on. Hot cast. Please enjoy. God Bless. Download the PrizePicks app or visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED today and use code Drenched to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup VERDANSK IS BACK. PLAY FREE. https://www.callofduty.com/warzone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Verdansk in Call of Duty?

5.091 - 23.136 Shane Gillis

We're starting now. The beginning of that didn't count. Verdansk. Verdansk returns. The box of rations. What an insane choice that was. What? To say that right away. I know. It's pretty crazy. Verdansk. Where is Verdansk? Is that just a made up place in Call of Duty? Yeah. The original map.

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23.216 - 25.597 Luis J. Gomez

I think it's in the Ukraine. They're getting fucked up. True.

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Chapter 2: Why is Call of Duty important for male well-being?

28.398 - 52.799 Shane Gillis

verdansk ukraine verdansk i'm excited i like call duty is important man call duty is like a it is for like dudes well-being i feel like dudes need to play call duty at nighttime now more than ever i think yeah men are lonely it's actually the most stressful dejected right yeah i got mlb this show going myself you what i got a career going road to the show baseball What's going on with it?

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53.279 - 62.563 Shane Gillis

Taking Joey Weaver. He got drafted. I went to TCU. They included college baseball in it for the beginning, and that got me high school and college. You played high school baseball? I played a little high school baseball.

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62.643 - 64.744 Luis J. Gomez

Wait, on a video game, you're playing as high schoolers?

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65.024 - 69.686 Shane Gillis

Don't worry about it. That's crazy. There's nothing I can do. That's when the career starts. What do you want me to do? That should be illegal.

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69.766 - 70.826 Luis J. Gomez

And you were playing as the high schooler?

70.846 - 73.147 Shane Gillis

You play as girls in Call of Duty, dude. Shut up.

73.187 - 75.908 Luis J. Gomez

You play as girls in Call of Duty? Dude, I'll be that chick she's got like Vitiligo.

76.708 - 100.698 Shane Gillis

yeah that's a character you can choose is a black chick with vitiligo what yeah it's crazy it's kind of i think vitiligo that's the skin uh yeah where she's like got natural camouflage that's why i chose her true the vitiligo community might be the most overrepresented community in the world it's a very small percentage every fucking model i look at scout it every you know what i mean they're everywhere yeah i've never seen one of them in real life

101.338 - 114.77 Shane Gillis

I've seen a couple in real life. Yeah, take that back. I think there's that guy that hangs out at the bar by us. I saw a bit of Lego, bro, walking. Yeah, I would say there's definitely more. I feel like they're outside, bro. There's more than you think.

Chapter 3: What are the unique challenges of the Beast Games?

2055.614 - 2070.759 Shane Gillis

It's the pigs. It's one of the biggest pig qualities. And he got, for sure, busted. See, I thought it was allegations. Until the people that were in Dublin were pretty confident. Oh, no. I think he lost. Yeah, I heard he lost the case.

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2071.54 - 2078.681 Luis J. Gomez

Damn. And then he, like, punched some old guy at a bar one time. Dude, if you just, like, if you... He's a pig, dude. He's a classic pig.

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2078.701 - 2089.531 Shane Gillis

He, for real, pig. Like, he did pig out. He's a pig. Yeah, dude, beating up old people, pig behavior. Pig. He, like, morphed his entire physical... Yeah. His being just morphed in, like, a year from pigging out.

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2089.771 - 2097.419 Luis J. Gomez

But also, like, if an old guy's talking shit to you at a bar, at what point do you punch him? There's a moment where you're like, yo, I fucked this dude. I'm gonna just beat this old guy's ass.

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2099.031 - 2113.745 Shane Gillis

Yeah, I'll be honest. I wouldn't mind whooping the hell out of an old man every now and again. I'll be honest, bro. Just his bones are breaking. They're all brittle. Yeah. Yeah, you can only take so much. But, I mean, as a UFC fighter, you can't beat up an old man.

2113.765 - 2123.554 Luis J. Gomez

Well, the guy, he tried to buy the old guy. He was like hammering on coke. He tried to buy him a drink. And the old guy was like, I don't want a drink. And he was just offended that he wouldn't take his drink. So then he punched him.

2123.994 - 2127.517 Matt McCusker

Yeah, it's... It was his own whiskey.

2127.858 - 2150.139 Shane Gillis

People hate his whiskey. He was like, fuck that. I mean, that's setting yourself up for his people. If you're like a rich guy who's starting a whiskey company in Ireland, everyone there is going to be like, I don't want your fucking whiskey. It's a terrible piss. Get it out of here. That's just a recipe for a giant Irish spaz. That's the best whiskey I've ever had in my life. Thank you.

2167.506 - 2908.239 Shane Gillis

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's lawyer client confidentiality. Hold on a second.

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