Luis J. Gomez
Appearances
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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That's the ones Jay's talking about. They're the most disgusting creature in the world, those water bugs in New York City. That's what we used to call them growing up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And it's like one month a year that they actually fly. But when they do, man, they just become the grossest thing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, there's all types of... I live out in the country now, and there's all types of animals that I don't love that are around, but nothing's gross like that. There's a bobcat that we've caught on our camera a few times. I'm like, I don't really want that thing around. They're kind of cool, though. Yeah, it's cool. It's not disgusting.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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So it came over in a- So in 2020, in the summer of 2020- Illegal immigrant flies.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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But I know they said in the summer of 2020, we started seeing these little bugs we had never seen before, and they said you're supposed to kill it. They said you're supposed to kill it if you see it. And immediately we were like, I don't work for you, government. I'm not going around killing your bugs. And then by the next summer, there was like 10 times as many.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And the next summer, there were like 10 times as many.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It was only like this for like two weeks last summer, but there were two weeks where my yard was unusable. Like you just could not go out. It's about a month.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And they land on you. They're not afraid. That's it. Two strikes, China. Don't you try this shit again.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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They would do this thing in my old place. We used to, like, we'd have, like, there's, like, a sliding glass door, and we'd have just, like, the screen open. And it was, like, in the weeks where it was bad, every ten minutes you'd look over there, and there's, like, four of them on there. And then you'd hit the screen, and they kind of fly off, but then they just fly right back.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And if you, like, left the room and came back, you'd come back, and there's four of them. 50 of them, like, on your screen. It's just gross.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Oh, yeah. Because there's a weird line there. It's like, if they dip, you're almost like, maybe they deserve rights.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Like, if you go, I'm not going to have a dry nugget.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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They came down and they were like, you weren't at all, but I just thought you were about to make a really racist joke. No, no, I'm being real. I'm 100%. They love Kool-Aid. You're like, easy, Lewis. Come on, man.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I'm thinking of the one, was that the one on a TV show?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Okay, those are the... Because what do I got in Jersey by me? It's the black bears. Black bears.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He's biting her fingers It's a funny thing because especially like little kids like they all of their like stories and shows and it's all like nature personified and things like that like I remember like um my uh my daughter when she was like three Asking me why like bugs are running away from her like why is the spider running away or whatever it is? It's like honey
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He's like, well, you know, he thinks you're gonna kill it because you might actually kill it. But then you almost, bears, especially the young ones, look so fucking cute. You just look at them and you're like, oh my God.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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That I've seen videos of, which is insane. I think I saw you playing it on the show. Chimps eating monkeys. But chimps eating monkeys is like dark.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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All right, we got to bring the seagulls into Manhattan. We'll figure out the seagull problem next.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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We, one time in, I think actually it was the last time that we all did your show together. The three of us did it. And it was back when you were in LA and I was staying in some Airbnb out in the hills. And me and my wife heard, we were literally sleeping at night and we heard, I believe, coyotes attacking a dog. What? And it was, like, the saddest thing to hear.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Because you just, you hear them, like, come up. And then it's, like, 30 seconds of the dog going... And my wife loves dogs. She was like crying. And she's like, we have to do something. And I was like, we will be doing nothing but letting this happen. You can't do it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's pitch black outside. I was going to go out there with a lantern. Pussy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It might have been an honest mistake. They thought it was a moose. We're used to this. And that's how much folk music sucks.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Jersey's called the Garden State, but everyone, when they think of Jersey, they think of Newark or Camden.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Most of New Jersey is not anything like that. It's just... Mountains and woods.
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Well, it's like the same way people think of Pennsylvania. They think of Philly and Pittsburgh and shit, but most of Pennsylvania is not, they're not producing Jay Oakerson's out there. They're making like, it's you, but you just went in the lumberjack direction.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, even if you're in the suburb of a big city, you know, like if you're if you're in kind of nowhere, but there's a half hour bus. to like a city where something's happening. But there's people, I remember talking to Jeff Dice, who's a really brilliant dude. He was Ron Paul's chief of staff for years. But so where Ron Paul is, it's like two hours south of Houston.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Lake Jackson, I think, was the name of his district. And he was telling me, he was like, dude, there's nothing here. Like, there's no, like, if you're a kid coming up here, it's like, I don't know, we got an Arby's, and we got like, and that's where so many of those kids joined the military. Because that's like the only... Or juggalo.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Or there's one other option, oft-overlooked option, become a juggalo.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, there is something about when it's from thousands of years ago. It's easy to go like, look, there was a burning bush and God spoke to this guy. And you're like, when? Like 5,000 years ago. You're like, all right, fine. But when you're just like three Wednesdays ago, it happened. You're like, I'm not buying that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's gonna raise a few eyebrows if you bring baby Jesus to the daycare.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, he's going to have to take this to the Supreme Court.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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So in some areas, it's illegal to have these names. Not all areas.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He was... He tricked him. I was just thinking... He tricked him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I think every one of these stories is going to end with Jay being spun around and his shirt lifted up. Like Uncle Herb gets in there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I remember when it landed, I was rooting for him to be drunk. Like I just wanted him to come out and say, I fucking did it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Thank God we all survived being that age, because you're just so stupid, and yet you're in the body of kind of a grown-up, and you just have all this testosterone and fucking being young and not knowing. I could so easily, if I lived in Philly, have been at one of those things.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, with the internet. To make internet videos, yeah. 15, 20, I don't know. Honestly, maybe. Never.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I checked a couple places. 1980s. Look at that. It's Instagram, actually.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yes. That's how I saw it first. It's a thing from the Bay Area.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, especially, all I'm saying, I don't know enough about that whole conspiracy and stuff, but it is crazy if you're like, if you remember the 80s and 90s, the transformation from hip hop, from being like the KRS-One kind of like, there were like all these songs about like cleaning up their streets and listening to your dad and like.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Rap was just, it took this drastic turn from being very positive, pro-black kind of thing, to just all of a sudden being like, we're killing everybody, and fuck bitches.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He was so great. For his time in rap, he was fucking incredible. Bro, he's such a good writer.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I think that was basically the thing, was he wrote all the songs.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It does feel like it's a Scarface song that you could read one of these books to.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, that's why the people who defend it, they always go, I don't know, have you ever been to one? Like, it's just a guy in a dress reading a story. It doesn't have to be weird. But then you're like, you know what would be even less weird is a guy not in a dress reading a story. Or just a teacher.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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thing, though. They had to have a moment where they were like, alright, it's a choice between throwing stuff or rap music.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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That should be the judge of all of it, though. Like you said before, it's like, what does this actually do for you? Forget whether any of it's real. It's just like, are you happier? Is your life better because you're a juggalo? If so, then do it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, yeah, and I feel like now, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like almost like the tide has turned in some weird way. Like it's kind of coming back. It definitely has. There were like these big moments. I think like when they tried to cancel you and that didn't work. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Shane getting SNL, just like big things where it's kind of like, oh, they're almost admitting, okay, we lost the great censor comedians war. But for those years, I think it was good to have Legion of Skanks for a lot of those comics. I was just like, well, this is the place where you could still do whatever you wanted.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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There's a few shows that have big audiences on Rumble. They're bigger than Rumble. Yes, that's kind of the dynamic. Google and YouTube, which are one and the same now, it is amazing how they just became the thing for something that there's no clear reason why there should be one thing. But nobody is like, if you say something and you go, is that true? And I go, yeah, bing it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And then all the power in the universe is that algorithm now. It's insane. Saying how much a formula has this much power. And if YouTube decides we're going to push this person, they could make someone one of the most influential people in the world.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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All I know is YouTube thinks I want to see Ben Shapiro a lot more than I want to see Ben Shapiro. YouTube's like, I'm pretty sure you're going to love this guy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Also, if you're an adult and you're arguing with a child, a 19 year old, a 20 year old, the goal of it, it should always be with the tone of a like, well, look, let me let me give you something to consider. Like maybe I get why you feel that way. But like, hey, maybe look at it this way. It should never be like I want to have the crowd go. Oh. Oh, you destroy. It's like, what are you doing?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Better learn how to read, Dave. You want to make it in this business.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He's very good. Some comedians just have that gift of luring you into their world. Nate Bargatze is very like that. When you watch him, you slow down, and you just kind of sink into his speed. I can't kill unless I'm yelling at the audience.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You're hot. You don't have a fucking personality. Get out of here. Go fuck yourself. Even though there are good-looking people who are hilarious and have good personalities, but generally speaking...
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's like, look, I either got to get funny or do donuts in the streets of Philadelphia.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Same guys. The best was early in it, like in March and April, when they would all take videos from their mansion and be like, we're all in this together. Stay home.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I don't think they will. They'll never acknowledge they were wrong.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Dude, there's going to be a lot of books written about this period in time.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Nah, you wouldn't have had anyone even fighting back against it if it wasn't for the internet. It would have all just been the CNN guys.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Who knows how they even wiped their ass? Dude, you had to be so horny in the 1600s to just power through all of that to have sex.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Save me all that shit about carbon emissions, by the way. We're doing great. This is way better than what it used to be.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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also that he's like, I was the black person five minutes ago.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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All the, like... basically across the country, even like California, but like all the like areas that you think of as like the hood, it's like Oakland or Compton or Newark or Crown Heights or any of the, those were all white areas up until like the 60s and then like a bunch of black people from the South came up and then all the white people left.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I was on one of those apps to hire a babysitter recently, and it's a very weird thing. I'd never done it before, and it's almost like a dating app. You're swiping left and right, but it's for babysitters, for your kids. And I will say... And I'm on the Legion of Skanks. I'm a comedian. I hang out in a pretty seedy world.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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My grandma really, in her mind, the only brown person at the table had the most racist white grandmother.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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But it is amazing how judgmental you get when you're just judging a person off their face over whether they're going to watch your kids. It was like nose ring.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And it is like, the thing that was real interesting about the first one, and I think probably is true about this, although I haven't seen it yet, is that even though he's obviously like a real right-winger, it's not like that's the movie. Like, the movie isn't even making a right-wing argument or anything like that. It's just like... letting these crazy left-wingers showcase how crazy they are.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Okay, you tell them. It was nuts. He just went up to these, in the first one that I did see, he just went up to these gender experts and just kept asking them what a woman is. And they all just collapse into themselves. This is the toughest question they've ever thought of.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, now it's way higher than that with young people because there's not... a real thing to be in trans anymore. It's the new goth, dude. It's the new goth.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, threatening is a little bit more concrete than abusive. Abusive is really vague. Like, what do you mean? Verbally abusive?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, no, but see, even this is in a kind of a little bit vague way because he's saying asserting that sex is a biological fact. So if I just say men are men and women are women, that can't be a crime. But can calling an individual, like, could be like, no, you're not a woman, you're a man. Could that be considered abusive or whatever? It's all the interpretation. Like, what is that, you know?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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What if you don't threaten them, but if you hypothetically, if that dude was like, I am a woman, and I was like, if you were a woman, I'd slap the shit out of you right now. But you're a man, so I'm afraid you might beat my ass.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I think we figured them out pretty early on in the game. Clothes? Yeah. No. It was a leaf you put over your head.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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What I should say is I think pretty early in the game of being humans. So, like, whenever they're, like, they trace, like, the genetic to, like, this is when we consider you, like, a modern homo sapien.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Human beings got close they got to Europe and they were all right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He's Nazi on the left side and gay on the right side. I was going to say, they make them sort of flamboyant-y, too.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I think it's still the same guy. Yeah, that's it. Who is the guy? I think it's a guy with a big dick. Don Lucas. He's a Greek god.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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If someone with a face tattoo is an excellent teacher, then let them teach inmates. But stay away from my children.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I don't think that. It was an event that teenage girls could be 16 and older.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You should be allowed to say that some things are weird and crazy. And that doesn't necessarily mean you have to hate them or be against them. Comedians are weird and crazy. We're all weird and crazy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, that's the weirdest part of all of it is, like, you can't, like, be mad at someone.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And if you went to the village in New York City, they did. They did get in your face. They were aggressive back then.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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As a representative of conservative America here, I will say I was at my daughter's T-ball game, and there was one of the moms, pregnant, and one of her kids is in the T-ball game, and she's in shorts and just has two leg sleeve tattoos. Now, no judgment. It was fine. But there was something where I was like, it's just a little odd.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And there's a bunch there's a bunch of people who are trans who are like Basically come out and say like look. I know I'm not a woman. I know I'm a man Yeah, we shouldn't be we shouldn't be around kids. We shouldn't be competing in women's sports.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Not a lot. Not a lot of surgeries under 18. There is a lot. And when I say a lot, I think tens of thousands of like the chemical shit, like the puberty blockers.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Look, there's also a real debate with surgeries like that about whether that should be allowed even after you're an adult. And, like, I'm not even saying allowed.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Look, I'm a libertarian. I tend to agree with you. But if there was a doctor and you asked them to just remove my fully functioning left arm because I identify as a one-armed person or whatever, and doctors were like, no, I'm unwilling to perform a surgery on you.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Oh, so that's why he called it off. I thought it was just, this is insane.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I now, Joe, this is my new grift. I am now Mr. Conservative. We've got to get Trump elected. You've given up on this libertarian stuff. There's no money in it, I figured out.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You should have that thing on the back of your car where it's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. You guys, we're getting close.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, they were mad when Trump came this year. But aside from that, they don't really. They don't see us as a threat.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, I was on the episode after the first time you had him on and the episode with him was just insane I was like the biggest thing on the internet and Almost 100% of the comments on my episode the next one were we want more Terrence Howard I Did it doesn't go to the right address But I did invent an uber
The Joe Rogan Experience
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He does that thing where, especially because most of us aren't people who even think about this stuff. So then when he's saying it, like when he was saying the whole thing when he was on with you about how the periodic table shouldn't be squares, it should be circle. And he had like a really good argument for it. And I remember just being like, that does sound really impressive.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Weinstein agrees with him. Well, that's what the thing is. Then like when you see someone like Eric Weinstein go like, oh, yeah, he's got a good point about this. You're like, wait.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I got off stage and I passed by Angela McArdle, who's the chair of the Libertarian Party. And I walked right by her and I went, 0% chance they listen. Now let's go watch the shit show because this is going to be ridiculous.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I only watched a little bit of it. They kicked me out of backstage because it's like a Secret Service checkpoint thing or whatever because they're real on top of that. Not so big on... people with rifles on buildings, but they got me out of there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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There was one rich guy sitting on a bunch of blue garbage cans.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And so I go out and I come back around in the main room and I'm just, I walk into the middle of just all the people like, and one of them, at one point Trump goes, he goes, I fired Comey. And one of the libertarians goes, cause he was, cause he was onto you. And I just turned to him and I went, that's not even the right heckle. And then the guy goes, oh, what's the right heckle?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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All you got to do is set up the incentives and human beings figure it out. All you got to do is go, if you solve this problem, you can become a billionaire. And then some genius will figure it out to become a billionaire.
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It is like at the airport, they'll do that with the big paper bags, and they charge you for the paper bags. It's not like... You're like, bags were always free. I existed for 30 years on this planet of bags being free.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, it was after that. He was trying to blackmail him, and fucking Trump caught on to that. Really? So he fired him. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. For sure? Yeah. No. How do you know? So, okay. Oh, here we go, guys.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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I feel like you don't want to get caught in a hemp gee choke, though. I'd much rather just a regular gee than a hemp gee.
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I don't know that they were actually ever trying to do
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, I don't understand it, but it can't just be like a silk T-shirt. They had to have some type of thick silk even for arrows back then.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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But that's what you can do in comedy, is that is enough to checkmate most comedians.
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Dude, that would suck to put all that effort into pulling the bow and then Silk takes it out. I did that for nothing. I got beat by Silk.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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The AI from Google says that they wore silk underclothes to help prevent blood loss from arrows, and that they had armor that was sewn together with silk, but there was some sort of plates. That makes much more sense. So it's like, yeah, under the armor was silk.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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And they're doing it live for what I would describe as not that many people. Yeah, 45 people in the crowd.
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That's insane, man. That knight had really good top control.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, also, all the shit from the NFL is like, the helmet doesn't really matter. Because when it's cracking against your head and you're rattling around, it's still not great.
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Don't do this, you two. And I do want to watch a full pay-per-view of this now.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Because he basically, the first time they ever met, he presented him with the Steele dossier, which had all of the, like, dirt.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Yeah, all the pee-pee shit in it. Or I shouldn't say shit. There was no shit alleged. Just piss. Russian piss. Yes, alleged Russian piss. That's the aspect Jay wants to make sure. Is that what collusion means?
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Lewis had a moment where he was like, I don't think I should do armored fighting or get a motorcycle license. Maybe neither of these are good I have to trust you because I have to pee Okay, it's no you're leaving the number one show in the The number one show in the world being left in the hands of the Legion of skanks. What could possibly go wrong?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Let's take call Lewis Jamie What if it just turns out there's been phone lines the entire time just people have been waiting to get Some new ideas for the show It's all, but it's all way behind. It's all a guy who's like, I want to say something to Brian Redband. This is, you're years late, sir.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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There might be a walrus dick up there somewhere. It does kind of look like a walrus dick now that you mention it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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That was pulled out of the permafrost in Alaska. This was? Yeah, see how it's like shaved or sawn there? That was the no one knows why. It's all flat like that. That's the talk.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, I've seen friends of mine have way less power go to their head. It's weird, right? I wouldn't trust these two with power. But it is a weird thing to watch, right? Yes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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You never build houses. God made the right call on that one.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, it said chimps have them, which are supposed to be our closest... No houses.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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It's like whatever the common ancestor of us and chimps is, that was the split. They were like, look, we're going to go in this direction where we build civilization. And the chimps were like, we're going to keep our dick bones. So good luck.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Well, isn't that... Yeah, it's like the way we feel about crushing on stage is the way Hillary Clinton feels about crushing Libya.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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The CEO of Viagra, as this podcast is out, is in a room somewhere going, they're talking about it on the Joe Rogan Experience, all right? This threatens our entire business model.
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That might be the thing that drives the collapse. Yeah. Once you get the dick bone, there's no more need for civilization.
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You're like, that was my third wife, by the way. I'll have a fourth one soon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Wait, the crocodile is scarier than the alligator?
The Joe Rogan Experience
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Some of us are here to learn. We look stupid now because of that dumb-ass question, dude.
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By the way, step one is always stay calm. Yeah, no. First thing you want to do. Do I play dead? Do I act big? What do I do? Hilarious.
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Don't lions do that shit in Africa, too? Like, they really hunt humans, right? They'll really, like, plan it out and shit. Did you ever see that Val Kilmer movie? They have people whistles. They go, sup, dude?
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Who wants some pussy? I got wild pussy in the woods.
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Are you guys hearing that? I'm going to go check this out real quick.
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Well, fellas, we know what we're doing after this.
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And no one tells you not to eat the ducks. There's just ducks there.
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Do they have a disproportionate control of the fish media? I'm just wondering.
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You ever seen one? No, I don't think so. Pull up a photo. Looks like they've got one right here. Oh, there it is.
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Is there a video of one of these things like eating a duck? Oh, yeah, for sure.
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Yeah, there's not like a guy going down there who's like, everybody hold still, 14, 15.
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It said in 1950, the New York City Health Department went back to one-to-one.
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In the city, and we all lived in the city for years and years, which Jay still does, but every now and then there'll just be a block where there's construction or something like that, like there's something open in the ground, and you just have to walk through it, and you just have to stomp your way through it because there's just rats everywhere. It's the fucking worst, dude.