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Chapter 1: What are the dangers of flying?
Wow, wow, Wes. Nice. Yeah, we were just talking plane crashes. Too many, man. Way too many. Hey, shit. Got a nigga scared, shit. Dude, I'm telling you, I flew. I had to fly with my wife and I was just ready. I was like, man, if this is it, this is it. That's crazy, dude, how the helicopter just flew into that fucking plane.
Yeah, that's crazy. They didn't see it on the radio, like the radio scan or whatever. That's crazy.
Yeah, man. I don't know. It gets people's wheels spinning in a really bad way where it's like, why? How the fuck did that happen? And then, this is the crazy part.
I never listen to what they tell me. Like, yo, yeah, so grab the oxygen and everything. Bro, if something happens, I'm a freak. And how's that going to save us? I know, dude. Until I wear a seatbelt. Yeah, a seatbelt when a helicopter hit the plane. Yeah, you're fucked.
It's too crazy. Yeah, and then if you like, when I fly with my kids, they make me read the brochure to them. They're like, read this. And I have to, like, you know, like, why do they have their heads down their laps? I'm like, that's, you know, if you just want to get a little extra comfortable in case we got to land really quick.
And I'm like, that's what you do to keep you from, like, freaking out. Like, that's what happens. You're about to die. And they tell you to, like, try to blow yourself. You ever see the picture? They're like, put your head in your lap.
And it's like, bro, I'm just going to go out. Ain't nobody having that damn flexible. And if you is that flexible, you sus.
True.
That's what you do in life.
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Chapter 2: How does society's view on pornography affect personal behavior?
I'm like, hell no.
I push it to the limit. I've chilled because I talk about it publicly. If I go to Denver and come back, it's like I'll fly with a couple ounces and just pucker up my butthole through security and just fucking go through it. But they don't care. Dude, I've had a guy one time because sometimes I'll fly with my kids and I brought a jar of peanut butter home one time.
And they were like, they moved literally weed out of the way. And we're like, what's this? The peanut butter. And they're like, you can't be bringing this. And I was just like, hey, man, take the peanut butter.
No liquids. They'll go through your bag, all that shit. I bring them off wash. They go through my bag. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that.
Yeah, I had one guy one time give me shit when I was leaving. I had just a pack of pre-rolled joints. He's like, why are you hiding these? I'm like, I'm not hiding them. I was like, I just put them in. I put them in a thing so they didn't smell because I don't want to get rude on the airplane. He's like, well, it's not that you have them. It's that you're hiding them from me.
I'm like, I don't give a fuck that you have them, man. I was like, if you're going to take them, take them.
I'm like, dude, how do I say this? See, y'all be worrying about bombs on the plane. Worry about some other shit. Bro, I don't even like heights. I ain't about to do nothing to the plane. Do not harass me. Leave me alone. And my jewelry always go off. That's a good point. Dude, I'm scared of heights. I'm like, bro, did my jewelry always go off?
Then I get so fucking mad because now they going through my shit. They didn't know how to handle my shit.
They grab your dick too, dude. Do you have to go through the thing?
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