Maxo Kream
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And the strippers really broke. But in Houston, it's the opposite. Really? Hell, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
but i i think what they usually do is i i what i've heard is they can kind of entice a woman into the bartending position like no you're just a bartender then slowly try to get her up on stage but now it's like you know like if you go to starlets if you go to like atlantis like in new york or like in philly i forgot they want strip club and feeling like no bartenders is where is that i know i've seen i've trust me i've definitely seen this like like like
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
That's like the prime thing. I'm like, that's just weird because they're not the ones shaking ass. They're not like, they do a little something, something, but they just like, you know, head on the pedestal. They be bad too, though. They be some bad, I ain't going to lie. East Coast got some badass bartenders.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Then you got to go down a yellow inflatable slide. But that's if you land. But if you have something in the air or something, I'm in an airplane, like if something happens, you go down the inflatable side, by the grace of God, you're blessed. Yeah, true. Because just being in the air, anything happening, that's scary as shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, that's a bit... I ain't that horny. I ain't... Dude, it's nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But that's more about, like, you know, I'm black, you white. Even though you black, you still white. So, like, at the same time, it's like... Y'all want to go? All right, look. This is how the black man cheat on their wife. Or like cheat. You know what I'm saying? Now, I say you don't do it. He's a very good man. My boy don't do that. But I'm going to bust it down how we do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, baby, I'm going to be out with the boys. I got studio all night. Woo, woo, woo, woo. It's going to be some real nighttime shit. So it's some nighttime, very sneaky, club woo, woo. The white man, white collar man, they work and go like... Whenever like... Them paralegal niggas are like lawyers and niggas with money like the white collar crime or like just the... Mm-hmm. Like that type.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So lunch is at noon, right? Yeah. They going to fuck the men's club up. They be in there with their suits, all that shit. The guys drinking beer and they're tipping big-ass money, fucking up their mortgage salaries, but they going to get it back on these strippers during the day. So that's what the white man do. He like go to the strip club. Because like, you know, I know a lot of strippers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like they be telling me that they make more money during the day shift than the night shift. Or they might work at like St. James, which is like kind of a cabaret with like... Why do white men want to talk at the strip club? Y'all always want to grab a stripper and talk to them. Dude, I love it. So they'll grab one because they be like, conversation rules the nation.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So if the girl got good conversation, she could break them for more money. Niggas want to go stand on the couch and hit in the head with money, throw it up, shoot a music video with it. Like, you know what I'm saying? There's different etiquettes. True, there is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like, I know one girl... It ain't that bad, but like a nigga could be getting like 4,000 a video just to sneeze. What? That's pretty fucking weird. Really? Sneeze, like to sneeze in different, like one time he said, walk in the room, turn around and sneeze. Gave her like 3,500. What? For a video. She wasn't even naked or nothing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Everybody, I don't know, people be having different fetishes and shit like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, I just learned that. They like it. They like that shit. Shower? They like that new, like... Like this new little wave of women, like 25 and shit like that. They like that. And they like to eat ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And they like to eat ass. That shit is crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Hell no. I don't know how to feel. How do I position myself? I do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
There's no good way to do it. You could squat over her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I don't got no problem with no gay people. For sure. And plus, there's nothing gay that you could do with a woman. That's what I'm saying. But it'd be some shit crazy. Like, one time I was having sex with my baby mother. She licked my nipple. And I was like, oh, what the fuck was that? That's undeniable.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I was like, what is it? Do I like this?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Dan, look, this is the thing. Because Adderall are going to have you all gummy worm. You feel me? You're going to be a hell of a gummy worm. But after that whole kick back out and that rhino's still in you, you're going to be like... True. Knocking over shit. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I'm prescribed Adderall, though. Nice. Like, I know how to take it in dosage. Like, you don't go buy the biggest one. Yeah. And just... Hell no. Like, that shit going to hurt. Yeah. Like, you're going to be on hold so bad, you hurt. You take it, you open the cap, you put a little bit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Hit on the gums, hit on your tongue or something here, like with a little water or something, just to get you a little.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Not all the way like that. You don't need that much help. It's like lifting weights. You got it, but you might need that little boost. But you don't need somebody to lift the whole thing for you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Nah, so Rhino got like a little – it's like a five-hour range.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I mean, I do that too. Yeah. That's how I take it because we're really five bands. Yeah. Because five bands are more cleaner and it's kind of be like stronger and it's time-release. So I put a little bit right there. You hear it like that. Damn. Somebody told me, Maxo, you do Adderall. Just do Coke, man. They were like, bro, Coke is like Adderall's big cousin. I'm like, bro, hell no.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It's kind of a brilliant way to put it, but yeah. Because if you snort a line, you'll smoke a dime.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And it's also the fentanyl, dude. That's another reason, see, back when I was doing pills and shit like that, like the drug rap era that I came up in and shit like that, wasn't a fit in all the Xanax and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong. I thought Xanax was the dumbest drug. I was like, why the fuck did I do that shit back in the day? So stupid. I used to pop Perks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Perks wasn't that bad. A Perk 10 is not that bad. You know what I'm saying? But when they on Roxy's, Oxy's, and that shit got the pen in it, it's the worst shit you ever seen. It's like, why do you want to be a zombie slumped over? That's how you get robbed, beat up, taken advantage of, or you're going to wake up in jail.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, I was never that. But see, I took them in a weekend, probably 10. But I never got hooked, like I don't got like an addictive personality like that. Like I used to sip lean like a motherfucker. All that. I do not got a sip lean. Like I've been, okay, I sipped like two months ago when it was a cup. You know what I'm saying? Like, all right, I'm from Houston. So that's our culture.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Let's say on my brother's death day, we gonna toast a cup. Oh, it's Christmas. We got all the kids' toys and shit. All the men outside, we toastin' a cup like that. You know what I'm saying? But I don't have to go buy a pint every day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I was still on lean. So I sip lean during the day, go out. I'm in LA. We partying hard, drinking liquor. Then I remember it was a month where everything I ate, I throw up. I thought I had a stomach bug, but no, I was sipping lean and licking the same day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It fucks you up. Yeah. Thank God I don't do that no more.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They were like, the thing is pills. Like by that time I was like, I wasn't really doing pills like that. It was more just lean. You know what I'm saying? Lean and liquor. But, shit, I was sipping so hard, like, my tolerance was higher than a motherfucker. I was really, like, I used to sip, like, six lines to, like, four lines a day. I was down to a deuce a day. So, you know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It wasn't that damn bad. But now, if, like, I sip one line, I be sleeping the whole day. And that's an ounce, right? Yeah, a line is an ounce. Six is a lot. Yeah, six lines.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I was like, dude. He tripping. He sucks, dude. But now I drop him a four. But, like, that's what they did. They take a 20 ounce, drop a four. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And then you know when your drink muddy because you dropping the lean and it changed the temperature. Like, the drink not even cold no more. You put so much mud in there. You know what I'm saying? So mud is the lean.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, that's crazy. They didn't see it on the radio, like the radio scan or whatever. That's crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So they going to call it mud. They going to call it oil. They going to call it drink. Yeah. Shit. What else they call it? Texas tea. Okay. Punch. Like a nigga call you like, hey, y'all got some punch over there? Y'all got some Texas tea? Something like that. Like that's what they call it. But isn't there, there's like yellow, red, and purple. So let me tell you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So red that I know was for Hot Take Red. So I think they got bought off by Acorn and they started producing like that. That was the red. I love red. Red came right after Activist. So it was Activist. Like when I started sipping, it was Activist. I know like the older niggas from like SUC, Houston, all of them. They would sip at bar back in the day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Bar and activist is the best tasting lean of all time. You know what I'm saying? It does taste pretty good. Hell yeah. Then at the high tech, it was walk hard. RIP to walk hard. People still going crazy over walk. All the young niggas, but they never really had act. They really never sipped that shit, so they don't really know how that shit coming, but that's how you do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But the strongest lean... It's called testinix. That's the yellow. That's the snot. You know what I'm saying? Ooh, that shit. So like one line of that is like a three of purple. Really? Hell yeah. Then you got green lean. So green lean don't got codeine in it. It's just promethazine. And then they do got one they got cold in. It's called Carico. But green in is what the hood niggas drink.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
That's like the Reggie. Really? Yeah, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Hell yeah. But it knock you down. It put you out. Yeah, okay. But you got to be careful with that because niggas putting fentanyl in that. They putting fentanyl in everything. I know. I could have sworn somebody. I bought some weed when somebody got so high. I'm like, I ain't fucking with them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? They didn't tighten up. I don't know. I feel like we might be under attack. I know. I feel like they're like, bro, this is true, bro. It's more safe to ride an airplane than drive your Hellcat down fucking... 6th Street. You know what I'm saying? So all this shit happening like that, I don't know, man. Just too much going on right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You can get it shipped in Texas, too. I got my own brand, but that's how you got to do it. You got to say cannabis. Yes. Once you say cannabis, that's just legal. And Trump made that shit. I don't know. Look it up. What's your brand? It's called Texas Tea. Oh, I see. You get it like the lean, but it's, you know what I'm saying, the syrup. So, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And then my overall brand is called the Summit Pack. Nice. You know what I'm saying? But even with like the weed shit, like just how you go to the strip club during the day, I go at night, you're a white, man. They're going to press me regardless. You got to think, I beat a Rico case. Like John Guy, I got caught with 2,000 pounds. You know what I'm saying? Damn. 500K money laundry.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So they were watching us. They said 2,000 pounds. A ton. Hell yeah. Literally a ton. You're calling it a ton?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
That's crazy. For sure you can lift that shit up. How'd you beat it? How do you even? Shit. First year I go hire Ken Schaefer. You know what I'm saying? He taxed the fuck out of my young guys. I had to give him 100K. I was hurt. Ah. I was hurt. But yeah. So hire him. Don't get in no more trouble. Let that shit fight out. And then let TACA and Delta 9 come into play around 2020. Go on tour.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Go on the run. Come back. Go to jail for a month. Walk in front of the judge. Dismissed. That's awesome, man. Congrats. They offered me eight years. What? I was like, damn, I ain't take that shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
For weed, bro. Yeah. For weed. Yeah. You got white men out here making billions off the shit, and you're worried about little old me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like, y'all really stopping. Weed, bro, listen. This is one thing about weed. Lean, yes, I might fight you over that shit. You know what I'm saying? Get mad. Perks, yes, they fuck with you. It's people that back in the day in the streets that we probably seen each other, shout out fault, but we met over a blunt of weed and became best friends for life. Or they find like, bro, weed is so cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Once I started smoking weed with people and shit, meeting new people, networking, it's like, A spiritual bond, pause. But it's like, it is something about smoking a blunt with somebody. Like, it is so real. Yeah. It is so real about sharing a blunt. Like, you know what I'm saying? It ain't... Ain't like we smoking Roxy's together or some shit or heroin, you feel me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But I heard in Portland, you could walk around with like an eighth of heroin, an eighth of cocaine, and not go to jail. Yeah, I think they did that there. I don't know how it's going to work.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
No, they've been doing it. Yeah. They totally decriminalized it. Every time I go to a tour, they say that shit. I'm like, that's crazy. I don't want to get too political, but I know why they do that. Why? Because there ain't that many motherfucking black people in Portland. And then most of the people, they use it. They be your color and shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They be like drugged out, but they be functional as fuck. That's kind of nice. They be having a family. They be running shit. They functional as fuck. You know what I'm saying? So they probably let that shit slide up there. Houston, better not get caught with no dog food. Better not get caught with no cocaine. Yeah, you go to jail. Mandatory minimum. Yeah, hell yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You going to go to jail for sure.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, for sure. They didn't let weed be all the way to Texas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You can have, like, see Austin, see you in Austin. Yeah. Austin don't give a flying fuck. Yeah, they don't care. Like, this is, like, the most coolest spot in Texas, like, on, like, some chill hippie vibe shit. I love the shows in Austin. I love how the fans react. They're going to buy the fuck out some merch. Like, they support for real. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, oh, that's a feeling. Yeah, nah, that's a feeling. You get caught with a vape cartridge in Houston, that's a controlled substance. So that's like having crack cocaine. That's like having perks. That's like having that. Damn, that's crazy. Hell yeah. Like kids, like y'all at school, that marijuana vape cartridge, y'all really fucking up. It's not like getting caught with no goddamn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It's not like getting caught with a gun or weed in Texas. You get caught with a gun, it's whatever. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. Like that's like class B misdemeanor. Even if you underage. You know what I'm saying? You get caught with that controlled substance. All right, look, you know a lot about weed. You got to get the butane out of it to make the rise and all that shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You got to manufacture it, the weed. You know what I'm saying? So once you're doing that, it's a controlled substance. It's no longer just an herb. Oh, because, yeah, you process it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Hell, yeah. So you process it. So that's how they charge that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, I'd be hearing people getting pulled over in Houston, five pounds, 20 pounds, they just taking it, or like not giving a fuck. That shit would have my heart, doo-doo, doo-doo, just because of what I went through. And like, bro, they had me on the news, they made it seem like I was just El Chapo, which I probably was on the weed shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, but it's not, I'm not robbing nobody. It wasn't harming nobody. And everybody that came to me wanted this drug that's legal in 90% of the goddamn state. Yeah, I know. It's kind of bullshit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Nah, for sure. Bro, it's still niggas doing time, bro. When I had to just go and do that little mutt to get off the shit to beat it, it was the reason that nigga had 18 days for nine doobies. What? Yeah, I ain't going to lie. I would have resisted and been mad as fuck and acting a fool. Like, y'all be fucked up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They don't give a damn. Carry on all that. Do that shit in Houston. I never fly to the airport with weed. I don't care if it's one blunt. I'm going to smoke it in the car.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
That ain't shit. You should do an Adderall fast. That'd be sick. Hell yeah. Get a lot of shit done. But Adderall, see, I'm glad that you fast enough porn. Yeah. I watch so much porn when I pop Adderall. Really? I just want to be alone for two hours. Oh, you're stim-fapping.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
No liquids. They'll go through your bag, all that shit. I bring them off wash. They go through my bag. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I'm like, dude, how do I say this? See, y'all be worrying about bombs on the plane. Worry about some other shit. Bro, I don't even like heights. I ain't about to do nothing to the plane. Do not harass me. Leave me alone. And my jewelry always go off. That's a good point. Dude, I'm scared of heights. I'm like, bro, did my jewelry always go off?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Then I get so fucking mad because now they going through my shit. They didn't know how to handle my shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yes, bro. But see, I learned how to do it now. I go in, pull my pants all the way the fuck up. I don't wear jeans, buttons, nothing's going to go off, nothing. I wear a Nike tech suit, pull my shit all the way up. Like, goddamn, like, I for sure got a wedgie. Pull that motherfucker up, hands up. Because they always choose the weirdest dude to be like, then they try to run it down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You want to do it here or private realm? Go like this, down the back, down the middle. But you got some dudes, they be cool. They don't just really be trying to do it like that. For sure, yeah. Something to make sure they go down your ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I don't know, but if I don't, it always goes right there, like right, like where my dick at. I'm like, what the, I'm like, who fucking with me here?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I don't want to jail with my gun and got out. They gave it back to me, but then you bet the bullets. What? But he was licensed, though. You had it in your name.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Because we got open carry. And it's really been open carry. You feel me? So, like... The only time they had a trip, it depends what territory you in. Let's say if I'm on business, depending on the cop, they be like, oh, he's a gang member. I'm going to take you to jail for this. Class B misdemeanor because you're a gang member.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But now I had so much success, the police be pulling me over to take pictures. That's cool. Hey, Max, you don't got no registration. You want to take pictures? This is for my kid. That's kind of tight. Then I bought a Trackhawk. That's the most stolen car. Like Hellcats and Trackhawks. Demons and shit. So they'll pull me over, make sure it's not stolen.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They'll realize who I am and take a picture and be like, if we ever see this car stolen, we're going to get it back for you. That's nice. Hell yeah. That's the first time they was on my side. How do you feel about that? Nah, them cars get stolen every day. Do they really? How do you feel about them being on your side, I'm saying? Because they're not on my side, but they is on my side.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But then I realize I'm 34. Some of these kids are my age. Some of them younger than me. Some of them love my music. So it be give and take.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
The cops, it depends on what kind of cop because it's really cops that help the community. We had cops that would come make sure the kid's good. Be like, hey, man, y'all over here. Move that around. The kid's coming, shit like that. Because they're in the community. It's not like you don't know them. But then we got a cop. He's a gang bang on us. Game angle. His name Iceman.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
He'd come on the block. He'd throw a CK. That's Crip Killer to all the Crips. We'd be laughing recording him, though. Nigga took me to jail jamming my music. Like, yeah, man. Then there was another cop. I think his name's Jordan. He was like, I took... Wait, who were the Crip Killers? They just made up their own thing?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So... My block is a lot of Crips. Yeah, yeah. With the Crips and shit like that. So, oh, yeah, you know, duh. Yeah, so he would throw. He'd come on our block and throw a Crip Killer. And then be telling us, like, yeah, I was down the street. They killing y'all right now. They buying cars. Ooh, ooh, he messy. He funny, though. Funny.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You know what's crazy, though? Like, the older I get paying taxes and shit like that, I still got this mindset of the police have to be woo-woo. But it's not really like that, bro. Like, not no more, bro. And it's crazy. Like, a lot of people I went to school with, I'm starting to see, like, they police officers. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that. Like, it ain't that bad.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And me just wanted to awesome myself. I feel like Adderall shrivels your dick. I don't even know how... Yeah, then it get complicated because then you want all kind of rhino pills. Yeah, man. I'm like, hey, let me know what you're going through.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It's just, like, when you're against the system. Because, like, not all of them fucked up. Just, like, not every person or every gangbanger you meet is fucked up. Like, not every rapper is a stuck-up narcissist, dumbass, anything that big in the world.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
If I was a cop, I would be catching niggas on point. I know that. They would hate me. They would hate me because I know I'm like, yep, I know what them niggas doing. Come in, nigga. What y'all doing?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Nah, cops did that a lot. Like, I done had cops pull up, take lean from me, take my guns. They took, before being county, I took $100 from them. This last time when I went to jail. But I was so ready to get the fuck out, I let y'all keep that little shit. But they be doing that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Chains, jewelry, laptops, they take it all. Especially your guns. Yeah. Like, guns and drugs, like, sometimes, like, you'll get booked and you'll think, well, shit, I ain't gonna lie. If I got three pints of lean, you take me to jail, take that lean, bro. I don't want you to put that lean on me. Now I got to get a lawyer and fight that lean. Yeah, true, true, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You might as well not even put that felony on me. Like, I beat seven felonies. Like, I can carry a pistol legally. I don't have no felonies.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So, with this RICO, it was four. Then I had another three when I caught my first pistol case. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you ever went hunting? Like, hunting for, like, deers and shit? I never did. My dad was big into hunting. I never done it. Well, shit, I was big into hunting with just the ops. So I was hunting the ops.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
In the middle of hunting the ops is when I caught my first fucking pistol case, man. They just caught you with a gun on you? No, I'm so stupid. My rookie ass. Like, this is like my... I ain't going to say Ricky-ass, but I was young, like 17. We see him in the car. Well, first he went in the party looking for him. We was going to fight him. Well, when we get in the car, boom. I see him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
He put his head out the window. I'm like, oh, nigga, it's good. Come on, we're going to follow him. Police get behind me. I had just bought a car off the side of Highway 6 for like $2,000. But I had a paper tag, but it was a bullshit paper tag. It was a cardboard and written on it with pen. So the police get behind us. I'm like, oh, shit. What the actual fuck? So I'm driving for a little bit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So you wrote your tag in on a pen on cardboard? I didn't know better. I didn't. I bought it from the dude. And he sold me a lemon and ended up fucking up. So we get. So boom. I get you the code to say. It's an old ass cop. I'm like, I got him. I got my little brother and him in the car. They play football, varsity. I don't want to fuck up their life.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
No, no, that's not stim faffing. It's called being 30 plus.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Because, you know, I knew I was going to be a rapper. So I'm like, yeah, let me get someone under my belt or something. But nah, for real. So I'm nervous. I'm like, man, my mama going to kill me if I got my brother out here. He got scouts coming to the game. I'm like, fuck it. Give me the gun. Put it on my waist. I hopped out, put my hands up. Like, hey, man, chill. Just relax.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
As soon as he came to me, I start running. So I'm gone. Oh, no. As I'm running, I just feel I'm getting dizzy, shit like that. Then I just fall. I had a Nike track jacket on. He grabbed the string. So while I was running, that shit was choking.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I had the motherfucking, I followed. Boom. Had the pistol on my hip. You know what I'm saying? Followed the pistol on my hip. They put me in the handcuffs, but he an old cop. Then some young cops came. They like, oh yeah, you the random ones with the beat your motherfucking ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They searched the car. He said it didn't smell like weed. He was going to write me a ticket. So I did all that shit for nothing. Then they didn't even find the pistol. This was like 2009, I had on purple skinny jeans. So, the pistol go down to my skinny jeans. I'm in the back of the car, and I wiggle the gun out of my skinny jeans, put it back on my shoe, keep the gun up under the seat.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like that, you feel me? They check me in, boom. So, my only choice was abating the risk. I'm like, it's cool. Man, next morning, I'm in the detox tank. The cop come out, hey, you're not going nowhere fast. And I knew, I knew he found the gun. Could they say it was yours though? Hell yeah, he put it on me. But I'm like, how? You didn't bring me in with it. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But this is what happened. So I got a classmate ministering me and something. Hell nah, I got like three felonies. First one was death of a firearm from a sheriff. Then they tried to save the burglary habitation. Then they tried to link me to other burglaries. So I'm in jail. I called my mama to tell her what's going on. I called my brother. He like, where you got that gun from?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I'm like, man, come up here. I ain't gonna tell you on the phone. I told him like, yeah, nigga, this the gun that Shemonte gave me. Woo, woo, woo. My mama's a, she's a daycare teacher. Couldn't find out. Shemonte ain't really breaking nobody's house. He stole that gun from his auntie that's a sheriff. And I ain't know that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And my mama know his auntie because my mama was watching his auntie's daughter at school. My mama told his auntie what happened. She got all those charges dropped. Oh, that's kind of nice. Hell yeah. Damn, he stole a fucking sheriff's gun? His dumb ass. He was like, yeah, like he was trying to be down with us and shit like that. He like, yeah, man, I got this gun. I've been hitting nicks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I'm down. I'm like, yeah, whatever.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
He wasn't even my friend like that. He was my brother-in-law homie. He's always want to hang around me and shit like whatever. So he did that shit the whole time. He stole from his auntie. That's lame. Yeah. You don't do that shit. You don't take from your people. You feel me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, so, like, other than that, I don't really got too much criminal history. I probably got, like, getting caught with a gun and some weed. Yeah. I got, like, seven pistol cases. That's just because I had weed. You feel me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I never listen to what they tell me. Like, yo, yeah, so grab the oxygen and everything. Bro, if something happens, I'm a freak. And how's that going to save us? I know, dude. Until I wear a seatbelt. Yeah, a seatbelt when a helicopter hit the plane. Yeah, you're fucked.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But other than that, I'm not no super criminal. Just know that I always had some weed in the gun on me in Texas. That's normal. True.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, yeah. That's what they make you, like, but that's so small, though. But see, this is why Texas, this is why weed not illegal. Do you want your guns or do you want marijuana? We a gun state. Texans live by their guns. Stand on their gun, everybody. You feel me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I mean, because shit, them motherfuckers, they're not traceable. So you're going to smack shit up all day. You know what I'm saying? Unless they find the GSR on you, the gun powder, some shit like that. Shit, that's dangerous, bro, because most guns got serial, so you can know, okay, I caught you with this gun. This gun was used in this murder because it's a serial.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But if it's a ghost gun, it's out of the... Then if you got a ghost gun with a switch... Yeah. You're in jail for like 20 years, aren't you? Like, so I think it's mandatory minimum of 10 years for a switch, but I know that you can get a binary switch, too, that's legal, where it should be like... Oh. But you got to go to a special gun class for that. You know what I'm saying? But...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, Switch is crazy. A lot of these young niggas, that's what they got, Switches. Dude, terrifying. And them hoes fast, like... That's crazy. Like, man, imagine a premature young nigga that can't fight and that's a punk, never been hit in the face, a broken arm, want to be a gangster and got a gun, and his feelings mad, come up on you. Yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like, you can't hit your target with, like, it's hard as hell to keep... Like, you know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It seems like it's just never, it's just like spraying bullets in the general direction. See, I'm older. Like back when we was thugging, I ain't never had no switch. We ain't need no shit like that. Like, you know what I'm saying? I know how to boom, boom. But at the same time, that switch shit is scary.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, a lot of that shit going on. See, in Texas, you don't got to do all that. As long as you don't got nothing, you go to the gun store. Yeah. It's not hard to get a gun, for real, because if you get caught with a ghost gun, it's probably even worse. Yeah, untraceable.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Um, shit. Been chilling. My clothing line, you know what I'm saying? Persona. Relunching that on the 5th, you know what I'm saying? I got a lot of big collabs coming with that, you know what I'm saying? Shit. Oh yeah, I signed an artist. Did you really? Well, a couple artists. Cartel Bo. I just got my joint venture with Warner Brothers Records. Nice, man. So my label is at Warner Brothers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
But that was independent. So look, as far as Maxo Cream, me, I'm 100% independent. Okay. But my label, where I got my artist at, is with Warner Brothers. That's cool. How does that work? Work either like, so you get a joint venture. You know what I'm saying? You can get it exclusive or non-exclusive.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So you get a non-exclusive JV, they gonna give you some money, they gonna back your artist, but let's say you at Warner Brothers. If it's non-exclusive, you could go to Empire. You could go to Interscope. You can go to Capital with your same imprint, because it's non-exclusive. But if they give it to you exclusively, You know what I'm saying? Now your admin is they admin. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Now your staff is they staff. You can still build your own staff and they're going to open up your budget because now you can't go nowhere else and you investing in business with them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah. So what my artist is, so I walk in with my percentage. They take their percentage. And then now you actually get the bigger machine. So instead of me having to wake up every morning because he signed to me, okay, here, here's the money for your video. Here's the money for this and that. He got a set budget. Plus, he get the advance from the label.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So, it's basically like you signed to me, but my admin is Warner Brothers.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So, it's different platforms. So, Spotify, Apple Music. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that. YouTube. Then you got different syncs. Then you got publishing. You know what I'm saying? You got mechanical royalties. It's all different kind of royalties. You know what I'm saying? So a publishing would be like, let's say if you start a TV show, you put it on Netflix.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And then you want to use my song at the beginning. So that would be on the publishing side. So I get a publishing check. You know what I'm saying? I could be independent with my publishing or I can go get a deal with my publishing. So my artist, right now he's with Warner Brothers. You know what I'm saying? But we're going to get a publishing check somewhere else too. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So never, oh yeah, another thing, never sign your pub with the record label that you at. Always, you don't want to keep everything in one house because when shit come crashing down, it come crashing down. You want to keep shit spread around and shit, have checks and balances on your shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Shit. I started a label in 2019. I had one artist. It was called Kring Click Global. I abandoned that one, and I started Persona. I had a label for like four years, but I didn't sign my first artist, like legit, legit to it until last year, Cartel Bo. He going up everywhere. Took him to Rolling Live with me. You know what I'm saying? He got songs. He got some of Boss Man D-Lo coming.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
He got some shit with Big X to plug. Like, he popping. Check him out. That's awesome. Everybody think that he Brian Pumper, though. He looks like Brian Pumper. Shit, that's what they be saying. I ain't know what the fuck my promo was when I see him. Now y'all tripping.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I get what you're saying, but all this damn flapping ain't got nothing to do with me, Kevin. I don't know. You're not stim-packing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Like, oh, now she got me bent over showing it. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? For you to get hard with whether you can just see something and...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Yeah, true. And it's fucking, when Twitter turned, the exit was over with.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And like, that's why I'm at my Twitter space. I'd be like, okay, I'm trying to do something positive. Let me go look at some sneaker shit, look at some clothes. Up is the Alabama green eyes fingering herself. Yep, I know. Up is the one giving head. Oh, she's actually kind of good. You got to say you're not interested. She in Houston.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, like some of the most beautiful women they go get all these surgeries and I don't want to offend nobody saying that it's just live, live. No, no, no. We can edit whatever. But they go, then they do all that work to start looking like a wild, wild West. It's a good point.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They've been gay. True. Every woman got an ounce of gay in them. You know what I'm saying? Let me tell me that. Or like, All of them a little bi. You know what I'm saying? For sure. With that, it's like they doing it to oppress they self because all that. I still like natural bodies. Every female don't got to have the fattest ass.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You know what I'm saying? I still like little shit like freckles, the normal shit. You know what I'm saying? I like normal hips and shit, but then they going to get them hard ass titties. Ladies, you know how hard it is to have six of them hard ass titties? I'm a nigga. I'm a layer. So I like to lay on you and shit like that. Then I'm already kind of big.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
So I'm filling them down with rocks until my titties and then your titties.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They're just fucking digging into your body. But they look good, though. You know, some ladies like, you know, man, whatever, build yourself esteem. You want to do that shit? I'm all for it. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, my daughter made me stop. Plus, my baby mama, it was just to the point where it was fucking up our relationship. Porn, watching that shit, you know what I'm saying? Did you ever get caught? I used to get caught jacking off and try to play sleep. Like, what the hell are you doing? Or, like, she had a walkie.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I tried to play sleep, but then I got my third leg standing up, so the cover just... It sucks when they catch you, dude. The craziest part was when my mama first called me. I tried to play sleep, and she snatched the cover from me. Oh! And then, like, she go to Bath & Body Works, and she got a... It was called Cherry Blossom. So the whole room smelled like Cherry Blossom. I'm like, fuck!
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I know the exact set. But like, once you got to a certain age, because I got a cousin named Big Steve, and since I got caught jacking off, you know, you with the boys, they're going to always tease you. Then once everybody turned 30, they all admit it. Nigga, we all do it. We men, we all do it. We just come to you because you got caught, fool. And shit like that, so. Who do you get caught by?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I got caught by my mama. I got caught by my brother with a phone. Damn. I got caught by one of my older sisters, not my new one. And I got caught. That sucks, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They be gnawing too. They be gnawing. That's what fucks up. I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Why do they try to make us feel so fucking bad?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
And it's like, bro, I'm just going to go out. Ain't nobody having that damn flexible. And if you is that flexible, you sus.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
It depends on a, you know what I'm saying? How they coming with.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I used to go to Diddy's son parties. Did you really? Yeah, I never seen that shit, but I never go upstairs. I know, like, I'm at a party that ain't my house. I'm here, I'm thugging, but... I went to a Halloween party one time, and I didn't know there was Diddy inside the It costume. He was walking around and shit, but I'd never seen that kind of like, ah, come in me and my niggas.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
This was back before I was on liquor. Now I drink liquor at parties. I was on lean, so I'm in there like, weak-ass rappers, you know what I'm saying? Come on, y'all, let's go. Shit like that, you know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
They ain't going to select me for no shit like that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Niggas can't even have party nights no more. It's got to be board games now. I just go to the club. That's what I call it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
I mean, shit, if I do, I do it real subtle and I make it a poop and I move around a lot of people so I can blame somebody else. You know what I'm saying? But it depends, like... If Lloyd, I can see right there, I'm like, yo, bitch, that's why I farted. You know, I said something because they my boys. But, like, around one of the strippers, I'm like, hey, that's you. Get out of there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, Lord forbid, but something like that happen. First off, I'm not getting out in no single foul. I'm pushing my way through. You know what I'm saying? It sounds fucked up, but I'm grabbing my Goyard bag. I already lost my arm. Basically, you're going to lose everything that you check in, right? So that's gone. I got to say something. I'm grabbing that and I'm getting the fuck, but
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
You're talking about the club, and I was curious about it. Yeah, yeah, but, like, farting is crazy, but... I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what everybody else booty doing, but I know that I might poot a couple of times throughout the night. You know what I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Man, the most smell you're going to smell in a strip club is a female with bad pH. Yeah, true. That is a different, that's probably a battle. And then it's so fucked up, I could tell, like, certain pH is like, okay, that smells like salmon. I don't know what she would. Then you smell another one, like, okay, no, she's in a relationship.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Whoever she's fucking with keeps nothing in her and throwing off her pH. It's different smells to the pH. Or you might be like, she coming off her period.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
Y'all don't see out here. We just got, it'd be like bad bitches. White, black, Puerto Rican. Like all, like, you know what I'm saying? The bad ones. Someone got their body done with Texas. It's a lot of thick when we have a lot of thick shit out there. So like- That's what our strip club be. On the East Coast, y'all strippers be ugly, y'all. Our bartenders be the shit. It's true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 546 - Maxo Kream (feat. Maxo Kream)
The bartenders so much better. Like the gun wounds, stab wounds, all that kind of shit. And then they don't get money. Missing tooth. Meanwhile, the bartender got 30 tricks. She probably making 30K a night like Bernice Burgos said. You know what I'm saying? It's money in New York. It's money in Philly. When them niggas trick, they trick hard. So the bartender's living luxury.