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Chapter 1: What is the focus of the podcast episode?
Wow, wow, Wes.
Chapter 2: Why do comedians use headsets on stage?
Hey, we're live. What's up, everybody? Sam Morrell, thank you for coming, dude.
Thanks for having me, man.
I mean, I hate to dig into what we were just saying, but you're absolutely right. The headset, that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Oh, why'd I burn it off air? I was the funny, just saying.
That's what everyone says now. You show up, they're like, save it. Save it for the pod.
But Sam was looking at my headset. He said that just when you see a comedian with a headset on stage, you know, a molestation story is going to get serious. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, man.
It's always something dark. There was another guy in the 90s. I forgot his name, but he was like the first half was really funny. And then he was like, anyway, my dad was murdered. And you're like, what? But he had the headset. You knew something was coming.
It is. It does lend a gravitas towards the whole thing.
Yeah. Here is the secret to life. Just pause. Or like a self-help person where they're just doing this a lot.
That's where I got... Remember, did you ever see Vanilla Skies with Tom Cruise? Yeah. That's where this made me laugh of him just being like, you want to get fucking pussy or not? Thank you for coming, dude.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges comedians face with their material?
It was awesome, and then it just ended pointlessly with him singing, and I was like, this is fucking pissing me off.
Yeah, I love you. Dude, thanks for coming, man. Thanks for having me, dude. I'm happy to be here.
Dude, it's funny. The first time I ever saw you, I was a pup in comedy. I was a young pup, and my friend Chris O'Connor was like, dude, Sam Rowe's going. It was in Philly. You were doing some show. I forget where it was. We just watched, and we're like, you know when you just start, and you see a guy who actually can do it, and you're just like, oh, fuck, dude. Where was it? It was in Philly.
I forget. Some theater. It was like a theater, but it wasn't like a... Like a black box type thing?
Yes. I did a lot of those in Philly because they were easy to get to. Train is like 90 minutes. People don't know. It's like right there.
I loved it. I was a young comedy pup, and we were going, whoa, dude, that's so fucking cool. Dude, he has a whole fucking hour. This is crazy. Five minutes, we're like, oh, dude, that's so fucking cool.
And then if I look back at that hour, I'd be like, oh, I fucking suck. Yeah.
that's how it works you know you feel good about it for a minute and then yeah but then i don't like my new stuff either it's like you know yeah it's tough how do you feel about your stuff uh i i go back and forth sometimes i'm like like the hour i'm doing now i'll be like this is great and then i'll like there's like chunks of it where i'm like this fucking sucks i need to cut this all out but i just i get to the point where i just want to be done with it i'm like i all right this it is what it is i wanted to like release this and just go on coming up with something else
I know it's, it's amazing how quickly it's like, it's like just a new relationship. And like the, at first you're like, Oh my God, this is amazing. And then a few months in, you're like, what am I doing? I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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Chapter 4: How do comedians deal with audience feedback?
Dude, I was thinking for maybe 40,000 views. I was like, I'll probably get 40,000 on it. And then I was like, I'll have to do a bunch of podcasts, promote it. And then the first week, I was like, oh, sweet, I don't have to do anything. I'm just going to sit back and chill.
I know. That is the dream, to be like, no press.
Yeah. You know, it's I thought I was going to have to do it all. And, you know, you know, whatever. But I always say people always people ask me, they'll be like, like, what should I do for like, you know, like my podcast? I'm like, dude, here's what you got to do. I was like, just get a co-host to become supremely famous. And I was like, that'll work for sure.
That's what you got to be like an agent. Now you're like, I think that guy's got the goods right there. Yeah. Yeah.
True. But yeah, people, it's funny, they always get really disheartened when I'm like, I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man. I'm like, you just find someone who's super famous. You're holding up your end, though. Yeah, well, thank you, man.
Yeah.
Thank you. But yeah, it is... I don't know, man. People get spun out, man. Entertainment's the only job I've ever seen where people make as much as a doctor, and they're like, I'm a fucking loser. You're like, dude, you're killing it, man.
Yeah, but if you saw other doctors performing an operation, you're like, that guy's getting more likes than me on his operation. True, true. You feel like there is that thing about like, And also like we, we do badly more than like a doctor's like, I'm sure they fuck up sometimes, but like I've had like three bombs in a row. If a doctor fucks up three times in a row, I'm like, you got to get out.
Just coming home. Like I fucking bombed on that brain surgery.
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Chapter 5: What happened with the Diddy controversy?
Yeah, I hate that guy.
Yeah, he sucks.
It's a weird. I don't know. It is. It is funny. People like talking about like the Internet comments is always kind of people. Yeah. but it is an interesting thing. Cause you, you, you do have to deal with like, like the way you're, I don't know how to put it, but that's the way you're like, your body has like cells.
There's just like a million comments about you and you can start getting into them. And it is, I don't know. I think it is funny. It's a fun thing to like, I used to get real whacked out. I'd read them like, just like, fuck this guy. Fuck. Who the fuck is this guy now? I'm like, You never can tell because sometimes it'll be something that actually is accurate.
And you're like, fuck, that's actually true. And that's painful to realize. Then it's like you get like, you suck. I love you. And then you get like opposing views that you have to somehow just choose. Like, which one do I actually believe?
I know you're like, fuck, I am a dumbass with one eyebrow. He nailed it. Shit.
every once in a while yeah but you know you if you believe the good stuff then you're crazy too i know that's the problem that's a problem dude i don't believe any of it i just wait till i find something negative and i feel the sting of that i go that's enough for today and i just go about my day and i go fuck you got it also i mean i know comics who are like i remember a comic friend of mine got this like great write-up in the new york times and i called him like dude this is amazing and he was just like nah they're gonna this is like right before they turn on me
Like he couldn't enjoy it at all. He was like, nah, they're going to fucking, this is like, they're, they're calling me great. So it's like, people are going to fucking be like, this guy sucks.
Yeah. Or they're going to dig out some skeleton from my past.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of celebrity scandals?
Yeah, I would think I would drink Ciroc and have a good time thinking about Diddy having fun times. But now I'm just like, no, I think I think they some people try to say that that was the whole thing to get him off of the board because they're saying like they were like liquor billionaires who didn't want him. He wasn't like playing ball.
It'd be like liquor ticket master being like, you're not playing ball. And they're trying to claim you're not playing ball.
You have a sex trafficking. Back in the day in like Hollywood, they would have morality clauses in the contracts for like these young starlets. So they'd be like, you know, a young actress would be like fucking a married guy and they'd be like, not, you gotta, you gotta shut that down. We invested at you here at MGM or whatever. Yeah.
So, you know, it's like, it's really funny how, you know, back then it was like, don't infidelity is bad. Now it's like, don't fuck kids.
Yeah. Don't please.
It's, you know, it's changed.
It does ruin it. It does ruin a brand. Yeah. The Catholic Church was the only institution that was like, their adherents were like, come on. It's a branding error. Every big company has some bad guys.
Subway. It's lost some luster. It has. And they could have gone with that Clay Henry guy. Remember Clay Henry back in the day? No, who was that? He was the other one. It was like Jared and Clay Henry. They brought in like a 1B character. Yeah, yeah. Like, he got real big on burgers and fries, but now he's down to a smaller size plate. So they brought another guy in. Yeah, he was a fireman, too.
Like, he could have made them look good. Loved his wife.
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Chapter 7: How do caffeine and melatonin affect sleep?
Dude, what happened with that?
I mean, a guy with a silencer. Talk about bad branding. They got him in Starbucks right before. What? Yeah, they got him on camera in Starbucks ordering a coffee. Yeah, true. What'd he get? I don't know. Definitely not tea. Yeah, no, no. Not a tea drink. You need some caffeine to pull out an execution.
Yeah, it's like a caramel macchiato. Well, maybe a refresher. Maybe he got like a watermelon citrus refresher. Just carried out a... Did he went to Starbucks before he murdered him?
Yeah, run with that if you're dunking.
True. Run with that story. Like, hey, we don't... We don't sell shit to guys like that. We don't like that. That's bad stuff. That would be funny to just call it like murder juice. You don't sell murder juice.
Well, they had the murder ball, remember? Or the medicine ball. I'm fucking it up. By the way, we're such idiots. We're like, it's a secret menu thing. The medicine ball when you're sick, it's just sugar. It's just like probably awful for you when you're sick, but it's like tart enough that you're like, ah, it's helping my throat. Wait, Starbucks has a secret medicinal beverage?
Yeah, it's called the medicine. Is it in the medicine ball? They don't call it that anymore. What do they call it now? But it's just like lemonade and a shitload of honey. And it's probably just an insane amount of sugar. And you think it's helping because of all the honey, but it doesn't do shit.
Yeah, I'm going to go puke on a Starbucks counter. I need the medicine.
It's... Yeah, you got to be pissed if you're Howard Schultz. Bad for Starbucks.
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Chapter 8: What are the risks of energy drinks?
Oof.
Yeah, Starbucks, the employee kicked a black guy. He didn't even buy anything. He was having a business meeting. He was talking business, and they fucking kicked him.
But they never kick anyone.
I know. It was pretty nuts. That feels personal. It does feel personal.
I go in there all the time to pee, and I don't get anything.
I mean, you're in there trying to sign someone up to a pyramid scheme. They're like, get the fuck out of here.
We're talking about a business opportunity.
And they fucking kicked him out, and it was, like, a huge deal. It was in Philly. Damn. That Starbucks came under massive fire and they had to come out and be like, you know, the CEO has to come out and be like, we don't, we don't like that at all.
It's so stupid too because they would do, they did that thing years ago at Starbucks where they're like, let's have a talk about race. Remember that ad campaign they did and we're like, what are you, what are you doing?
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