Matt McCusker is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and writer. He co-hosts “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” and you can check out his full length special “Speed of Light” on YouTube. Theo heads to Austin and Matt McCusker returns to talk about their reactions to the 2024 election, Matt’s future goal of becoming a school security guard, and the time his dog ate magic mushrooms. Matt McCusker: https://www.instagram.com/mccuskermatthewj/ Matt’s tour dates: https://mattmccusker.com/dates/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ ShipStation: Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/theo. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code THEO to get 20% off your first order. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO to get your first month free - just pay $5 shipping. Shopify: Go to http://shopify.com/theo to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period. Special thanks to Media Pouch: https://pouch6studios.com/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on the 2024 election?
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We are coming to you live today from Austin, Texas at Media Pouch, where we're taping. And we are grateful today to get to spend time with this fella. He is performing in New York City this week. You can get those tickets. And he is one half of the superhero squad, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. He just reached five years of marriage.
And I'm happy to get to spend time today with Mr. Matt McCusker. I went to a steam room today.
Did you really?
Yeah.
Just steam. It wasn't anything else?
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Chapter 2: What funny stories does Matt McCusker share about his dog?
God, that would be my superpower, I think, would be able to get in here. No, I think my superpower. Hold on a second. I do need to take a second.
You got that. Hold on. That's a dangerous angle. That's a dangerous angle to open water, dude. Ooh.
Dude, that angle might have held, bro. True. A lot of when you lock your hips in, dude. Very arm bar. True. Jiu-jitsu. But, uh... Yeah, my superpower. I think mine would be if you went into the bathroom not being able to know if somebody had pooped in there recently.
That would be nice. It was like when you take a dump, it doesn't smell. If you had that for everybody.
But it's like the second you walk into a bathroom, you can tell if somebody's dumped recently, if somebody with perfume did dump.
Oh, you want to know if they dumped or not know?
I don't want to not know. Yeah, I don't want to know anything. So that'd be my superpower to not have... Because you can't...
trick your mind and not know, you know, but the seat, if the seat's warm, you're going to be like, Oh, that's the worst. And you sit down at like an airport bathroom and the seats 98.6 degrees. And you're like, fuck dude, dude.
Yeah. Fuck man. Bro. And some people do dumps right on to, they won't even flush the toilet at an airport or whatever. I know they'll do dumps right on the P. Oh yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of customer service in post-COVID times?
i don't know anything the question then is like how much flack do you take like how much stress do you take before you're supposed to call it quits there's no real answer on that right like yeah where do they yeah how does that go yeah i'm watching some friends and stuff go through divorces and it's really challenging but i'm also watching friends stay together who are trying to just battle it and figure it out because that's what they want the story of their life to be you know
That can be terrible, too. Because that can get to the place where you just... I've been in houses where it's like the parents fucking hate each other. They don't talk to each other. That could be even worse, honestly.
Yeah, dude. We had a dude on our street when I was growing up. He tried to burn his family down like three fucking times. And his wife stayed with him every time. I was like, what are you guys doing? Like, that's... For real? Yeah. Like, you are a dumb lady. Yeah. And everybody knew, you know, everybody knew how much he didn't like her.
Yeah, I would say.
I would say.
Just try to cook the house.
Yeah, just fucking, dude, but animals, you know, people are animals. You know, raccoons will eat their young just so another, so they'll go into heat so another raccoon will come and have sex with them again. What? That's crazy behavior. They'll eat their babies to get piped down? Now I'm not saying what city this is happening in, but I'm just saying that, yes, dude.
So they'll, for real, that's crazy. Because what, just munching your baby puts you in heat?
Yep. Male raccoons, also known as boars, can kill a baby raccoon in a practice called infanticide. This can happen for a number of reasons, including sexual dominance.
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Chapter 4: How do relationships evolve over time?
Still alive. Boo. Eating breakfast right now. Does not work. With my lame ass kids and husband right now. Did not taste the sweet release of death. Awkward ride home. Husband's like, what are you doing back? I thought you were killing yourself today in the pod.
Oh, shit.
You already got a new girl over?
He's already on Raya listening to Zach Bryan.
Damn, dude. That shit freaks me out, man.
When you do it, I've been at an airport, dude, and if you miss your La Habra, I'm like, I'll fucking go to heaven.
at you.
I'm not waiting. Fuck Akron. Send me to heaven. Put me in that bitch. I've been that furious at a point where it's just like, let's just shut it down.
There's no more room for your baggage. You're like, you know what? I'm going to take the pod. I'm not going to go walk five seats back and try to go in oncoming traffic to get my bag back. I'm going to take the pod. If it doesn't work, you have permission to choke me out. That's crazy. That guy had to just be like, oh, shit. A couple of kinks, man. Don't mind me.
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