Theo Von
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
You'll not say. When the government asked me about that kind of shit. Yo no se. Venezuela.
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It was like kind of nap time and everybody else would kind of lay and I would fucking keep an eye open and she'd give me that. But it was just like, yeah, it's crazy the kind of shit a woman can get you to do. You know, I'm standing out there with my fucking young lungs just fucking catching secondhand smoke just to be around a woman.
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But yeah, well, yeah, the inauguration, it's just crazy. The whole thing is, I mean, just top to bottom, the whole, all of it was crazy. The fact that we got to go to it, right? Like, why were we there?
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Oh, I was still awake because I'm watching, you know, it was like, and I started getting texts from people. I was like, oh my God, what just happened? It's kind of scary. Then I was like, it's like 1.30 in the morning. Nobody's up watching this probably.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I get, start getting texts from people, old teachers, ex-girlfriends, moms, you know, how are you? You know, Ramona's divorced now or whatever, just shit like that, like trying to get me to pull up. yeah it was just I'm trying to think of what I feel about it
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oh that's gotta be crazy weird huh yeah it's pretty cool though the husband's like don't fucking be over there talking to him let me go talk to him yeah exactly yeah he's like i'm gonna tell this guy what i think of him then he comes over and he's just fucking bullshitting yeah about what else was cool about that we were having uh well just the whole thing still dude the whole thing to me was great i mean like half hot chocolates half coffees conor mcgregor invented that that was a good little potion you want to go to the special area for your boys
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
And it's very, and when you hear an Irish guy talk, even though he's the most powerful leprechaun that's ever existed.
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It was hard to get this thing completed or something, you know, because you realize like, man, so many little things have to fall into place. A lot of hurdles. Yeah, just things come up. Somebody has pink eye or whatever. Somebody's been eating ass at night or whatever, you know, when they show up and they can't even see, you know.
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When you hear an Irish guy say there's something secret somewhere, there's something really magical about it. You know? Yeah. If it's a Chinese guy or something.
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And it's crazy. And when you walk with Conor McGregor, they just kind of let it, it's like, he's like, has clearance or whatever. Like there's like military people, a drug dog was even like to him. Like everybody just get, a fucking drug dog gave him clearance. I was like, who even knows this dog, you know?
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but yeah so then we're back in some special area and there's like people there's military personnel like they're eating rations they're cooking little things on like little bunts and burners on the fucking carpet and stuff I'm like and I think that's because the previous administration wasn't taking care of them yeah everybody like yeah they had this like some hot chocolate it definitely changed the energy up
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But dude, there were people in there that were governors, mayors, rich people. Rich people. Yeah. Oh, that was the thing I didn't like. Too many rich people? Yeah, some rich kid. My dad is fucking, you know, the ambassador of milkshakes or whatever.
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Yeah, a lot of fucking victims of fucking... money slurp lords in there.
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Well, still the whole thing seemed like a dream because also you always hear – for me, like you hear about politics and like you hear about – but you don't really know if like what really happened to those things. You see it on C-SPAN. It's just like a bunch of like white people just like walking around and stuff and wearing suits and everything.
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But then you're there and you're like, this is crazy. Dude, you didn't see at the end of our row was Mayor Eric Adams, dude.
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She had met her boyfriend actually one year earlier, she said. I think maybe on New Year's she met him. Actually, she was super cool. That was cool. But yeah, the whole thing was just bizarre. I hadn't seen the Paul brothers in a long time, so when do you see them? And then when do you see... You and I will cross paths probably way more than them.
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That was crazy. And then you have... And then Logan Fight does mythological fighting, whatever it's called, professional wrestling.
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But they're supposed to be looking over a ridge and like, you know, that's part of their, you know, they're like a lookout on a boat or something for that day.
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Really? No. Did you watch it growing up? Oh, dude. Oh, you did? Yeah. In our neighborhood, everybody watched it. Everybody looked like a wrestler. The men, the women, the children were kind of fat and wore like small tights.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
And this was a time when people were just fat and you could wrestle. Right. That kind of era is a little... It's not what it used to be.
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It used to be if you had buck teeth or whatever, you could wrestle. It was like you just had to have one thing. Blind Johnson or whatever. And they had a blind brother in there just fucking... And he still whoops my ass.
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Oh, ass Watkins or whatever that guy's name was. Conjunctivitis fucking Johnson. He's in that bitch. Yeah. Yeah. It used to be if you couldn't read or whatever, they'd be like, uh, no words. Wilson is fighting this weekend or something, you know, now everyone's a fucking scholar. Yeah. Now everybody, it's like, it's just, I, I, you know what I just realized? I think there is room for more of a,
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real type of wrestling to come back a little bit. Cause everything kind of gets, things kind of go and get too fancy. And then that's when something else is able to come along. And I think it's a little bit more connected to, um, to the roots.
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Yeah, in both eyes. I'm like, dude, at least wear an eye patch when you're eating ass. Who was that, the Diaz brothers or no? No, no, no, that wasn't the Diaz brothers. But anyway, I'm on like a hundred different things to say. My son, my wife. I'm like, I feel like I'm doing like seven. I'm having like seven different conversations right now. Sorry.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
I'd go back to people, um, real, some real side show type people.
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fucking no arms young you know a Chinese guy zero arms right his finishing move is just the soy sauce missile or whatever so he fucking fills his mouth with soy sauce right climbs up the rope somehow has no arms right that right there That's awesome.
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Climbs up, jumps off the fucking ropes and fucking headbutt somebody while they're laying in the middle.
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I just think you need more grassroots type of shit. Sometimes things get a little too glossy.
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Oh, yeah. But we love the wrestling, dude. That was like one of our favorite things. We have the one of the Von Eriks is coming on.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks. Yeah, I think it kind of surprised me a little bit. I mean, I was talking about this the other day. One of the things that messed with me, it messed with my own ego. It made me think that I knew something about politics, too, which was like a little bit of a weird trap. You know, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm a political guy now, you know?
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So that was like kind of like a little trap that I noticed that I kind of fell into like at the beginning of this year. Just like getting, you know, like your own ego sometimes trick you kind of. I've had a couple of podcast episodes that week already, and I was so tired that day. It was just like, you know, you have that day. Sometimes you're like, this is not the day for anything.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Oh, did you see the address to the Congress? It wasn't Congress address. What was it? Can somebody look it up? He just did it like about one week ago.
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he's eating a fucking chipotle bowl is this Sunday conversation the audio's barely fucking working yeah it was in there it was like the joint address to I know what you're talking about it was a couple weeks ago dude that if you watch it especially at like 1.5 it is the that's the funniest hour and a half of television I think I've ever seen in my life there's like this white guy that keeps fucking dozing off one team is only allowed to like say how they feel like on little signs or whatever Jimmy Snuka was in there they fucking threw him out dude
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
It's like he was upset about something that happened in Hawaii or whatever, I guess. But yeah, dude, Trump's fucking hilarious, man. I'll say this. It's way more entertaining, I think, when he's in office. But yeah, just the whole thing to me was bizarre. I think it was bizarre how quick... How it felt like you got so close to politics. That was the bizarre thing.
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Because politics always felt like this invisible space you couldn't get into and you have to be an elected official to be around this thing. But then you start to see, well, a lot of elected officials, it's like they're getting lobbied from certain places. And so many people are like, like the family unit is gone. Fucking both parents are having to work two jobs. Minimum wage fucking sucks.
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Nobody can stay alive on it. The number one cause of bankruptcy in America is medical debt, right? We're being fucked over by our own fuck. So then you start to realize, oh, well, that whole thing is this fucking system.
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So since we don't work for anybody, you start to become... Like one thing gets too glossy and then this other fucking grassroots thing starts to become not more respected or anything, but it's just like that starts to become the new avenue, I guess. And I wasn't thinking of it like that, but it just kind of... I think I'm still just shocked that we got to be that close to it. Yeah.
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And that we were there and yeah, we're all on that bus. And I was like, this is really happening.
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I think Mexico has horrible fucking cocaine. I'll say that shit right now. Fucking fake ass Columbia with that fucking shit. It helps you paint. I don't give a fuck. Dude, yeah, my buddy and I bought a wet, like two wet grams of Mexican cocaine once, right?
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Just, no, all the stuff was wet. It was wet. It was fucking wet. And the guy we borrowed it from was wet. I'll be honest with you.
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I don't know. This dude was just a humid guy. This dude was humid. Yeah, so we got this shit, and we're trying to dry some of it out in the microwave and shit at this motel we're staying at. So Mexico shit is trash, dude. It's killing off so many Americans. Where's that shit coming from, the fentanyl?
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Yeah, and I wonder, I don't know if Chinese people would do that. Maybe their government would do it. But like even if I'm a human and somebody's like, hey, we want you to produce fentanyl. Like what human knowing what it does to people or whatever would still make that, you know?
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Right. Yeah, dude. So that was, I think they have bad cocaine. I'm trying to think, you know, I've always wanted to go on a cocaine tour or whatever it's called where they take you to all the cocaine places or whatever. I don't know. How about up North Canada? I just got back from there. Yeah. British Columbia.
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Do they? Do they? They love it. Especially in the winter time. I didn't even know that. Everybody there is just, they got fucking, some guy, they're all fresh fished out. Everybody's fucking got fish on them. You want to fish? Some guy started talking. He had fucking six ounces of fucking fresh salmon in his lip. Really? Couldn't even fucking hear him. In Vancouver? Some guy, yeah.
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He was like Holyfield? Yeah, fucking yeah. I used to watch him wrestle, dude. I mean, yeah, I love Canadians, dude. I would love to get, you know, I always have a dream that I would meet my wife in Canada or something.
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But yeah, Victoria was awesome. Did Victoria BC out there on the island? Did you see any whales? No, we didn't at all. Everybody's pretty in shape up there, too. You know?
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Oh, you know what there are up there? A lot of Chinese, actually.
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Yeah. My friend told me that. We had a racist driver that was driving us around. He wasn't racist. He was just like, you know, he would occasionally say something that was, you know... I knew.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
He just was like aggressive about some of the histories that had occurred.
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But yeah, so he was talking to us about just some of the different influence that had happened in Vancouver and in British Columbia over the years. And there was a lot of Chinese folks there.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Oh, yeah. I don't even do that. I mean, I'll do, you know, I have a couple groups that I've like, yeah, I don't think you should do racism. That's my big thing now. Yeah. What do you get out of it? Yeah, you get to feel good about yourself for a few seconds.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Yeah, and then you don't have a lot of friends that are different or whatever. And it's just there's no money in it.
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Maybe there was. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I'm not saying I condone it. No, I would love to get a racist historian of racism on to even look at what that's like and where it's at because I think a lot of it's fucking gone. I think some people have issues with different cultures now, but it's just because those cultures are the way that they are.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Yeah. I think now if people don't like a certain type of person generally, they still will give someone in that culture –
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an opportunity maybe just don't uh relate with that culture as much you know or something so it's a lot of times i don't think it's racism it's just might be like that's not really you know that culture it's you know that's not the most funnest culture when i have you know so it's like i think it's just people making choices that they that so it's not racism it's just people like being like man that's not really some shit i want to be around
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Because I met Josh Morrissey the other day, dude. Okay. Is that how you say his last name?
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How can you have five guys here and nobody can look up anything? We just don't.
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You're right. Just fucking get on the Wi-Fi, somebody. No, I met the captain of the Winnipeg Jets the other day at the hotel that I was at.
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And then, though, I saw somebody in one of their jerseys, and this shit looks tough, bro.
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fuck i wish you were a leafs fan toronto maple leafs it looks so tough i'm not yeah and um but yeah i'm a winnipeg jets fan but one thing i was like i think some of the canada america stuff the beef part is good because it's fun for fucking um sports sports that shit's fun and in truth i don't think any real americans and canadians would ever hate each other right
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
I said, look, send me back to Venezuela. That's what I say. If they come at me for some shit, I say, send me back to Venezuela. My son. My wife. Dude, it's funny if you talk to somebody who's like from a Spanish country and you don't know any Spanish right now. And they're trying to say something to you. They're like, my son, my wife. And you're like, okay, I don't know what to do, you know?
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I guess there's two parts of it. One was like the business part of it. It was like, you know, we tried to send the script around. Nobody wanted to make the movie. And so we're like, well, let's just make it ourselves. You know, we'd already spent so much time writing it and talking about it. At some point, that gets weird. It's like you've talked about something so much.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah. Which I think is what they should do with those Stolen Valor guys when they bust those dudes at the mall or whatever. And they should make them, they should have to enlist then, you know. But yeah, I felt like we were kind of creating Stolen Valor by saying that we had written a movie. But yeah, it was me and David Spade. And that was amazing just because it's him, you know. It's like.
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Yeah, it was just cool because, you know, you just see their face and you're so curious about them. And then he's an entertaining guy. Very entertaining.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He is. And he had just done so many, like, you know, he's just so funny. And, um, I just thought if I look back on my life, it would, I'd be like, damn, I should, that would have been something that I would have missed out on. And, uh, yeah, I felt like I made the right choice, but yeah, we're going to try to try to put it out ourselves.
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We're do, um, it's getting edited right now and then we'll get to look at it and then we get to help do an edit ourselves, uh, if we want to.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Well, I think it's something got a little subdued there, but I don't know what it was. I don't know if it's hard to know. Like, did some other fighter kind of pop in that was taking some of this team? Did he take a fight where it didn't get a ton of attention? And so that's kind of what happened.
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Some people say that he lost. Yeah. So I think him against Chandler is going to be great.
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Oh, Chandler's great, man. Chandler's one of the hardest working dudes. I go to the same gym as him.
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I mean, you can work out near him, but you don't feel, you definitely feel like you are.
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Like you have spina bifida or whatever, you know? It's like he's, and no offense, I know people have that.
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But I'm just saying you feel like you are not. You don't have the same blood as him or something. He's never done damn cocaine, right? Yeah, he hasn't stayed up doing cocaine. Yeah, it's like you realize that you are not a UFC fighter.
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Yeah, and I think that's one thing. It's like people say is the UFC or they do. What are the new stars going to be like? They've been on such a torrid run of momentum and stars in the past decade. And before that, I mean, I've only been paying attention for seven years. So that's the only reason I say that much time. So no discredit to anybody before that. That's my own ignorance, really.
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Thanks, dude. I'm taking my mom to the Grand Ole Opry for the 100th anniversary. She was there like 45 years ago or something with her ex-husband who I never met. I would like to meet him sometime in Florida so we can both see if we think the same things about my mom. But yeah, I'm excited about that.
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I think it'll just be cool, you know? I think Jelly Roll's performing. Oh, sick. Terry Clark, Trace Adkins. There's so many great... Pull that up. There's so many great performers that are gonna be there, you know? And so... And you don't know, I mean, Ernest, you know, I'm sure Hardy, you know, just some of the guys that I, buddies with, and then just some of the heroes.
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Um, Sherla McGuire, whatever that lady's name is. Um, Tabby Muppet or whatever that, or Muffet, Muffet or whatever. Who else? Maybe Jesse Murph will be, I'm just, you know, so I'm just, and I know my mom loves country music. So, and like kind of bluegrass. Yeah. Who's that?
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Oh. Post Malone. Sorry, dude. And I know I'm being racist or whatever.
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Dude, I saw a thing the other day on TikTok. Some kid, you press a button, he's laying in his bed watching TV on the ceiling of his...
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Oh, Post Malone's a legend. I mean, what do you think about guys getting— Everyone getting a bar?
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room yeah just some little thing it's a little cube and it plays movies on his ceiling or whatever so i don't you know i think you gotta sneak into people's dreams and fucking show it to them now that's probably the next step yeah dude the next step well i'm sure it's gonna be huge when it comes out i can't wait to see that i don't i mean look i think i don't know if i love the acting part i did love like thinking up lines and sharing those and like because like you'd have like the set it's all right there so you can sneak over and tell the actor like hey try it like this
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Yeah. Dude, it's kind of interesting. It's easier for me to talk if I'm not the host of it. Do you notice that?
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Theo Von | Ep. 151
Not a ton. You go on Joe's though. I owe my friends. There's some that I owe buddies to. And yeah, I have some friends' pods that I have to go on still. Some I'm just waiting for them to hit me back about it. And they will. Like Tim Dillon, we had such a fun podcast when he came on mine. He's fucking hilarious too.
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Tim Dillon, I think, is the funniest. I believe he's the funniest podcaster. But I don't know. There's different types of podcasters. Tim Dillon is the funniest.
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Shane Gillis is great. Well, that's sweet of you, man. Shane Gillis is unbelievable. Matt McCusker, who's with Shane Gillis in Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, he is amazing. There's so many great ones, man. It's interesting. But it's kind of interesting, like, that podcast is a thing. I don't know.
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Yeah, and people are like, oh, sometimes people are like, you guys are just, like, sucking Rogan's cock or whatever, you know? I mean— Or cocking his balls.
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Yeah, just because you're – you also don't have to – you can just stand by his cock and watch his cock.
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Yeah, that's a way better hypothesis. People always make the hypothesis.
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I've thought about it. It's like, you want to be, you want to watch somebody who does something great. It's like, it's why you like watching the UFC. It's why you go to the prelims early. It's because, yeah, you want to, you want to see people do it the best or learn from them, you know?
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But yeah, it's like if somebody bears a path or is like, you know, you want to learn from the best at something, you know. And then also you have to learn you can't do it like them. Like maybe you admire an artist. You're like, oh, I can't do the same art as them. But then, well, what do I kind of do, you know, well? Or how do I do my own art well, you know?
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I think, because there was a while certainly where you get caught, I don't know if I got caught up in it, but I was like, you know, you have to do it like judo. You have to fucking wake up and bathe with ice or whatever. And like, you know, wash your eyeballs out with fucking, you know, mollusk spit or whatever. Elk semen, yeah. Yeah, just fucking, yeah. It's like, you gotta fucking, you know?
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And then you have to- That shit burns, right? Probably. Sure. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. Oh God, yeah, dude. I don't even like that new wedding cake creamer that they have or whatever. What's that? It's like some new flavor that they have from one of those companies or almond. I don't, some of that maybe fucking gets me too activated.
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But yeah, I'm just saying, you're like, yeah, I want to learn from, I want to watch the best do something, you know?
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But yeah, just so lucky, man. Sorry I came in here and talked too much.
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Well, thanks, dude. Thank you guys for the support over the years. I've loved seeing you guys do your thing and be creative and have different hosts in. Yeah. I still communicate with Jesse too sometimes, man. Yeah, me too. And just seeing the guys that you brought in and seeing their different trajectories and then getting to watch their personalities and stuff. It's been entertaining, dude.
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And Shahidi that works with you guys has helped me so much. I wouldn't have a career. Shout out to John. Shout out to John. I wouldn't have a lot of opportunities I had if you guys hadn't been supportive of me. So thank you, bro. I really appreciate that.
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We'll see you soon. Yeah. I used to watch you wrestle, baby. Let's go.
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I was helping. We had a really great director, this young guy named Jonah Feingold. But we were all kind of working together. It was like, because we paid for it. So it's like, you know. It's your money. Yeah, you got to also be involved, you know, or at least trying to help create what you want. But everybody was super helpful. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's hard.
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It's like some things you do a podcast. You're like, I kind of know how it went this. You do it out of order.
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Yeah, I think it's just scary because you don't know how it's going to be. And you did it out of order. So it's like you paid for it first. Right. You pay up front. You do it out of order. It's just a fucking horrible business deal. But yeah, anyway.
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Right. But unless you also tell people up front like, hey. It's a shit. Right. Or it's pretty good. Like this guy was great. End of the story. When we wrote the script, it was really funny. We thought it was funny. So there's a lot of bad shit out there. I think it's as good as that shit.
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And I haven't even seen, you know. But if it comes out horrible and then they have all these quotes of me saying this, it's going to be alarming. I don't fucking know, dude.
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Diaz Brothers I saw? Dude, yeah. Even just getting the Diaz Brothers was in there, dude. What were they like?
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There was some, I would say maybe, I would say light abuse or whatever. Light abuse. Light abuse. Yeah. Nothing domestic. Like if a cop pulled up, he'd kind of wave it off, but he definitely, he'd flash his lights, but still drive off.
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I mean, they had a Tesla that had weed smoke coming out of it, and every now and then another Diaz brother would pop out of it. It was almost like... One of those clown cars, but these dudes ain't fucking clowns, bro. I'm not saying that at all. If they were, they were the insane clown posse, dude. That's who it was.
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I think they're just trying to get you to understand that they have a family or something, you know? But there's sometimes... I'm thinking about like if you meet somebody at a gas station that speaks Spanish and they're...
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It might have been court-ordered. I don't want to say something like that. I don't know.
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And then the state gets to control where it goes. Ah, I see. So I don't know. I don't know some of the issues that they're dealing with, but... The funniest part about it was... So I'm trying to tell Nate Diaz because the only reason I ever got to go to UFC was David Spade brought me as his friend.
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Rogan had brought me before. But the way that I kind of, I think, got to maybe meet some of you guys and meet... Dana and stuff was at, David Spade brought me. So anyway, he and I have a good connection about UFC. David and I will watch the fights together sometimes. So we had this part in and it was like, dude, what if Nate Diaz would do it? And we're like, no way, he would never do it.
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And then, so one time, I'm at the fights, it was probably like six months ago or something. And Nate Diaz is, I think he's leaving the fight or something. So I walk up to him and I don't really know him that good. You know, I've like kind of like cheered him on and stuff. But I don't, I never really talk to him too much personally.
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and i was like nate hey man we we wrote and it always sounds like the cheesy shit we wrote this movie we thought you'd be great you started as you're saying you just want to fucking come on your own back
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yeah you know because what you're saying seems kind of geeky you know yeah but um anyway what I don't realize is he's trying to talk to me he's getting thrown out of the fucking venue right I didn't realize this was happening yeah right yeah I still had no idea he's like walking he's like and I'm like I'm wondering why he's leaving in the middle of the fights and we're kind of walking towards the back door I'm like oh he's fucking leaving
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you know sometimes they're lying to you they say their car their car's broken or whatever my son my wife like having a son is not a pass to just get away with anything you want right you know what i'm saying if you want five or ten bucks ask me for that but don't yeah you can't just say this fictional world where there's a trapped family somewhere because then i drive off yeah i give you five or ten bucks but then i drive off and i'm worried about this group or something you know
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And he's like, all right, I'll talk to you later. You know, he's like, yeah, we'll talk later about it or something. But then later I saw a video online, a clip, and you could see he's literally getting escorted out by security.
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I didn't know that. Yeah. He is the only guy that I know that has security, but it's not his, right?
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Yeah. They just like, uh, I mean, getting to be around him was awesome, dude. You know, he let us FaceTime with his kids one time for a little bit. And like, um, yeah. Getting to see like other parts of his person. It was all awesome. Right. And, but I didn't realize I saw a clip then you can see him get asked for it out. And I'm trying to talk to him.
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I didn't realize at that moment he was getting thrown out of the venue or whatever. Yeah. So I kind of came up to him and tried to pitch it to him at the craziest time.
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Because he's yelling, but he threw a water at somebody, you know? He's fucking yelling at somebody. So it was like... But yeah, anyway, it ended up working out. But yeah, it was just cool, man, just to get to be around him, that he would do it. You know, they came and they showed up. You know, I think they were like... They were excited about doing it.
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You know, him and Chris Avila, who is a friend of his. Yeah, I know Chris. His boy Andrew came. They had fake cocaine on set. He did a couple grams of it. That's good. Which is like, hey, dude, that might be worse for you than real cocaine.
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He definitely looked like, he looked like if he had a bunch of cocaine stuck in his lungs, probably like when he passes away or whatever, like say they don't say he dies early or something. And I hope he doesn't. If they donated his lungs to a kid or something in the hospital, that kid would fucking right. He'd be, he'd take off. Yeah. You know?
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I mean, I think if the guy's going to be the next David Goggins or something, you know?
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Oh, you were in Ireland for St. Patterson? Yeah, we just came back like two days ago.
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Oh, yeah. Dude, I'll tell you this crazy story. So my friend Megan just texted me. She's like, I was at the Washington Memorial or something. And some guy came up and said, will you take a picture of me and my family at the Washington Monument or whatever? And so I took one and then he took one for me. And then she goes, and then he left. And then I realized it was Conor McGregor. No way.
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I'm like, she's literally 40 minutes ago. But dude, that was crazy, right? At the inauguration?
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Well, I was sitting over by Evander Holyfield, dude. Oh. I've told this before, but one time, I'm at the airport. I'm in Chicago, and Walking down the terminal, and they had a McDonald's right there. And they had some tables right kind of by the terminal walk where you're walking. And Vanders Holyfield's sitting right there. And he got him some fries. He got some extra fries or whatever.
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And you know, I think I'm probably hastily generalizing here. But anyway, have we started? Should we start over?
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And his mouth works, but it doesn't work. After your mouth's been hit a lot, your mouth doesn't work as much.
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Yeah, he almost would be better maybe with one of those throat holes or whatever. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because you're fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he has still... At the time, he's working these... I was just through his... Like a paper shredder. Right. Putting them into his face, right?
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And there's a sister working down at the Cinnabon. I clocked her about 70 feet earlier. And... Because she had the long braids and they were all getting caught in the fucking frosting and shit. You know, and she's just whipping that shit around over there. You know, fucking slinging C-bonds as bitches on it, right? Yeah. And so, beautiful bitch, sorry.
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Anyway, I start hearing her run down the terminal, dude. And she runs right up by Vander Holyfield and she looks at him and she's like... I used to watch you wrestle.
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And then she fucking did six of those, dude, and fucking disappeared. Six hair spins disappeared. But no, it was just this crazy moment where a girl thought that he was a wrestler. Like this guy got his face. He was a world champion. He got his face beaten in and out of his own skin.
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and then it's just crazy how times like no matter what you do to some lady you're just a fucking wrestler you know that's it you're just after achieving all that doesn't matter doesn't matter if you're fucking sigmund freund you a fucking wrestler this motherfucker used to wrestle with e coli or whatever or like what did he heal
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So we're on the bus, dude. And yeah, it was just a lot. Everybody's wearing winter clothing. And so that's always a lot, even in its own right.
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Yeah, it's definitely interesting. We made our own movie, man. So... Is it done? It's done being taped. And then we have to put it together. So it's a mix of... So it's not done. Yeah. It's not done. It's yeah. Dude. Yeah. It was just crazy. It's like, it's a lot of work. I understand why people say like when they talk about movies are like, it was a crate.
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Oh, dude, Miss Robin, when I was in kindergarten, this lady, Miss Robin, she had kind of like feathered hair, right? Like she had hair like kind of a professional wrestler male.
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Yeah, kind of like an Australian shepherd and they haven't gotten a haircut yet, right? Like fucking. Right, right. Really cool. She used to let me go outside and watch her smoke on her smoke break. She was the only kid. Like the other kids and they were shitting on themselves and learning a couple letters or whatever. And I was just fucking knew the whole alphabet, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So a lot of it is that we have a cap on certain salaries, right? And that we also don't have a law that stops people once you work for one side that you can't work for the other. Right, right.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And I'm not saying that there's – I don't know the answer. I'm just saying that that's one of the reasons why that happened.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right. That's a good point. Yeah. It's like no one's going to do anything perfectly. I don't know.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You're going to war with the CIA. He's like that drunk uncle, dude. Bro, what about Barron Trump, dude? There's no credit. Whatever you think about this election, the whole thing to me is fascinating. First of all, because Dana White made so much stuff happen.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And why in the article? Hey, well, when you herald it, say, hey, this could be a possibility.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. Well, I think, like, to me, everything kind of started to feel like this privatized communism, right? Like, once the post office didn't work, I was like, the government's fucked, dude. I was like, these bastards can't even get a package to fucking Toledo in two days, dude, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right, but you go in there, dude, it's like a West and they're serving liquor at the counter. Are they really? Yeah. The post office? It's gone downhill. They have liquor? I mean, they don't, but you could probably score a gram up there at the counter. It's gone. The doors, there's no hinges. Really? Dude, it's the Wild West over there. Which post office you going to, bro? Every post office, bro.
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#2226 - Theo Von
All of them are bad? Bro, it's... 75% of the post offices are – it's gotten – but I just use that as an example of like a – it just like started to fall apart, right?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. And how many – you mailed in 20 million of them apparently. How many – And at that time, was there a saloon happening in there?
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#2226 - Theo Von
They don't want to make the election real. I don't think either one of these parties is what the, people say like Democrat, they're not the same parties it was 15 years ago.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But they also believe things that mean something to them. So they're not like – because –
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, the same people that own this own the publication company. It's just starting to be so obvious. It's like... I don't know.
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#2226 - Theo Von
At what point does money mean something over the fact of somebody's peace of mind and health and wellness? That's the thing I don't understand.
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#2226 - Theo Von
That wasn't cool, man. I never took it, and guess what? Doing great. Crazy. Yeah, I'm depressed. I'm suffering from depression. Yeah, had a lot of issues and back pain today.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Fuck, that's a story of my life, dude. Calling people to make sure we're okay.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, unless it's Pam Anderson's baby, dude. I wouldn't put anything in that kid, you know? And I don't even know if she has any kids or not. And I love Tommy Lee, so I shouldn't have said that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, I think part of me, I've always just wanted to do my own thing. But then you start to realize that there's... That you, yeah, you're doing it by yourself. And I think that goes for like, whether it's work relationships or personal relationships too. You know, I think it's just like, it's been the same psychology for me. You know, like I'm the, I'll think, I never thought about this.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I'll think to myself, I want to be in a relationship, but I want to do it on my own. I just realized that, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But it's, that's how, there's something, it's just like. Well, you can marry yourself. People do that. I would hate that, dude. I'm always just chasing myself trying to jerk me off. I wouldn't get any sleep, dude. That would be a nightmare.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, the other night, even just being there, being able to laugh with Tony and like, Ron White was right there. You got Brian Simpson. You got Kurt Metzger. Everybody's just watching and dancing and figuring things out.
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#2226 - Theo Von
He's like, you don't know about the Vanna White conspiracy? You don't know what's behind the E's? You don't know what's behind the E's?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Jimmy Dore's cool, huh? I never got to see him for years, but I've always been kind of admirable about him.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It was fun. Yeah, that was just fun to see. Who else was there?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Derek's the best, dude, because you tell any joke, if it's good or not, you can look at Derek, and if he's laughing, it's good.
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#2226 - Theo Von
He's a great green room hang. Yes. He'll let you know on his face immediately. To me, he's the be-all, end-all if something's funny.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, I just want people to tell us what's really going on. If they can't really do anything because the lobbyists are controlling everything, I wish somebody would just tell us that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, back then, you could kind of kill somebody, and it was easier, you know? Think about, like, the Wild West, right? Like, if you killed somebody, they drew a picture of you.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Bro, you could literally go across the fucking behind a boulder, shave, come back to the town, get a job as a sheriff, and look for yourself for 20 years.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I don't know if I saw that. I'm trying to think of what I saw. Tony was nervous, remember? Tony better be fucking nervous. Dude, I kept just going up to him and going, Feliz Navidad. To fucking get his vibes.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Have you seen that show From on Amazon Prime? I haven't. Pretty good. Yo, you know what I've been watching, though, on Netflix? What is it?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I guess... can stress be that compartmentalized inside of you and it comes out like that?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Fuck. Usually it's the second season before you get a handicapped kid.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right. I'm sure there's something in most people that feels like, hey, that's not right. Let's shut it down. Let's go outside instead.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know, well, people say this a lot. I mean, I'm from obviously Louisiana. People say, you know, they're always like, hey, you know, you ever fucked your sister?
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#2226 - Theo Von
And the thing what happened was people didn't live close to each other. So if you you're not going to travel. you're only gonna travel so far to- Are you advocating for fucking sisters? Fuck, no, I'm not. What are you saying? It seems like that's what you're doing. No, I'm saying this is what happened back then. People aren't gonna get a train ticket to come.
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#2226 - Theo Von
People are only gonna have sex within a certain distance of their- Right, good call. Right, that's why it happened.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know, it's like, if a guy, it's like. There's no one there. Right. There's nobody there.
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#2226 - Theo Von
They didn't have to, but at a certain point they got lost and ended up back at, right by the house. You know, like something's got to happen here. I'm not saying it's cool. I'm just trying to tell you how it works out. Like, you know.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah, dude. I was staying at my buddy Brad's house one night, right? We're dead asleep, right? And they let a bunch of puppies loose, dude. Those things are fucking gangbanging you. I didn't have a chance, dude. I didn't have a fucking ounce of milk on me, and those things are fucking sucking me off, bro.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right. It's crazy how it goes from animals to people, man.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We're animals. Do you think there's a certain purpose for us, like there's a magical purpose for us, or do you think we are just an anomaly?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I almost feel like I know more. I wish I didn't know more stuff. Sometimes I miss knowing nothing.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah. You're a library, dude. I'm more like a red box where you rent that one movie.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But you are a library. There's certain types of people that can make it through certain things.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, that's interesting. You don't think about the side effects of somebody being able to have a memory that records so much.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right, but if you know that exists, then it's always a possibility.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, it's crazy how therapists make like $150 an hour, right? Right. But cops, who are basically therapists that also have to shoot at people, make $40 an hour.
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#2226 - Theo Von
That's crazy, dude, when you think about that. It's crazy.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But if you paid them like heroes, I feel like that they would more more fucking gladiators would show up and do it.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And they would have a real force out there, you know, and you would fall asleep at night knowing that severe warriors were taking care of your fucking community.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, get fucked. When that kind of shit happens, they shouldn't be helping these other countries. I don't know why we send money to Israel, Ukraine. I just don't understand why we there's just people suffering here. You know, there's people that have been taken advantage of in our own country. And it's like you don't want to be selfish.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah. I'd be at home out here. Somebody opened a jar of Pringles and I'd fucking pull on them, you know? Yeah. You hear that top pop? Yeah. What's going on? Dude, we had a police officer on a few years ago or about a year ago. Can you look this up? Jamie, is it okay to ask him to look something up?
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#2226 - Theo Von
But if you don't take care, if you don't know your inventory, then your business is going to fail. Right. That's a that is. That is a law. If you don't take stock of your own inventory, your business will fail. And we don't have stock of our own inventory and we don't have a healthy inventory.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know, it's like, it's just like, I don't understand how it's so, I don't, the weird thing is I start thinking, is that a radical idea?
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#2226 - Theo Von
And some people... Yeah, we try to pretend that don't exist.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We try to pretend that don't exist. Sorry if I stepped on you.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yes. This guy, retired police officer, Sergeant Brad White. This guy was super unique. He lived in Los Angeles, but he told this story. He he he was he didn't have any political thoughts. He just told stories of what it was like being a police officer. And he told the story of his first day on the job. They're chasing a guy. The guy runs into traffic, gets hit by a vehicle and killed. Right.
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#2226 - Theo Von
This year's just been, it's just been, it's been like every time I'm not doing a podcast, I have to like, I'm traveling for work or it's like, it's just been a busy time.
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#2226 - Theo Von
No, I think it would be good because I think there's enough people there where you could do it.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, that would be cool, man, because at least I know the area. I could be, you know.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I love you too, man. Thanks for being inspiring. And thanks for, yeah, sometimes you would like, I would do a podcast episode and you would just say, you would reach out and say, hey, man, I like that episode. And it just meant a lot. I just want to let you know that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, thanks. Thanks, man. Yeah, I think it means a lot to people when somebody they admire says something nice to them. It's just nature.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So even as just a human being, you're just doing a job, but then you're trying to compartmentalize or what effect did I have on this? He told this story of a mother had called and said that her son was... was thinking about committing suicide, right? The mother meets him in the yard. He shows up. He's a police officer. It's outside of Los Angeles, I think in Whittier Police Department.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I could be wrong. He shows up. The mom meets him outside. They see the son comes into the doorway, right? It's like a glass door with another door behind it, kind of. Takes his own life, right? Kills himself right in front of them. So now he's standing there with the mom.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Now he has to go, he has to go, he has to console the mother, then go inside of the home. He walks inside. The door won't open because the man's body is there, right? He's having trouble getting it open. Even just that moment. He gets it open. Something falls off of the ceiling down the back of his shirt. And it's part of the guy, his brain matter. He had shot himself on the ceiling.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So I know that's graphic and stuff. But and then for the next three or four hours, he has to take care of this scene with this little feeling between his bat wings or whatever. What is that? No, inside of your body.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And it's just like, that's just a regular guy. He might not even have finished college or something. So just the baffling amount of stuff that police go through. Anyway, I was trying to just like, those are stories that stuck with me when I spoke with that guy. It was like unbelievable.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. And they don't even... I think the highlight, like they usually, they used to play like softball in our area against like the fire department. That was like the highlight of it. You know, it was like having like competition, you know, but I don't even like if you defund them, they're not even super funded. You don't ever see a cop with like a boat or, you know what I'm saying?
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#2226 - Theo Von
This was like when I got that hair surgery. You know what I'm talking about? They play music in the background?
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#2226 - Theo Von
That's true. I think a lot of cops will start making albums from their cars. Yeah. But there really should be some there should be a great producer that goes on a ride along with a police officer this is gonna happen watch and makes a Dope track with a cop right and the and you could make a dope need of so much great visuals right and the proceeds go towards Supporting the police department.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah. That's crazy right there. That's 50. I think 44.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. My Grammy won't nominate anybody. She liked Traveling Wilburys.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I mean, I didn't. I mean, if my grandfather showed up and said, hey, they're good, I respect that a little bit more, but that's just me, you know. Lainey Wilson I love. She's great. Red Clay Strays, Stephen Wilson Jr.
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#2226 - Theo Von
What was I thinking? I feel all over the place today, Joe. You ever feel like that?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, did they say that the most people they'd ever seen at voting stations were this year?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Maybe because people were sitting at home and so bored and they said it's that much to do, you think? Could be.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I mean, they give Christopher Columbus as a holiday, dude. The Lieutenant Dan of the 1400s. That dude gets a fucking holiday, okay?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, then why do you think the cities and states are so much different then?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Celebrate it. It's a great day. People can rejoice. Cookouts. Yep. It would take a lot of stress off people, too. It's like today's also a day of celebration. It's not this day that I have to sneak away from work. and be sneaky or whatever, and pee in my car.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I don't have his number. I don't know. There's a guy in his department. I have his number. We could hook it up.
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#2226 - Theo Von
My brother, actually, my brother's a lot smarter than me, and he said, hey, man, I just want you to think that there could be some reflection from people if you have him on, right? Like you could – some people could be upset about it.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know? And I thought about that a little bit, and I was like, well, I don't really – Like, I don't know, you know, like, I have political thoughts and beliefs and stuff like that. And it's like, it's hard to find a group that really embodies them. And if anything, right now, for me, it seems like I don't even feel like these new parties are the same as the old parties.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It doesn't seem like this isn't Democrats and Republicans. There's something else transmorphing right now.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And so I thought, like... I thought, well, I think I'm... I just want to be able to have a chance to talk to this guy, you know? And the main thing for me was like... Like you talked about Dana White earlier. He's really... You know, I know that you guys work together and he... You know, I knew that Trump's brother suffered from addiction. Right. I knew that. Right. I heard that or something.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And I looked into it is like, OK, he lost his brother. His brother died of addiction. So I was like, well, that's interesting to me, you know, and I wish that people I wonder if there's more to Donald Trump.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Like, is there more of a way to talk with him about something that means, you know, try to get an emotional well, like more of an emotional well to him that then it seems like that's in the public.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, that's the same thing they asked us. Is there an edit?
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#2226 - Theo Von
I like to meet people where they're at. If I see somebody, I'll be like, what's happening, my friend? I like to meet people where they are.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I remember that shit. I'll fucking make a nest in my living room, dude. That shit, boy. I'll scoot over to the neighbors and steal some twine in my beak, homie. There's nothing worse than being locked out of your place on cocaine, man.
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#2226 - Theo Von
She's still all right. She got that thang on her, I bet. So this... You know what I'm saying?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Because a lot of brothers love her, too. Everybody seems to love her. Look, if the brothers like it, she got that thang on her. That's all I'm saying, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
He told us the other day that it was just the other day. Yeah. But meanwhile, he said it three weeks later. It wasn't just the other day. It was three fucking weeks ago, dude. You're repeating the same shit.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, you got too many leap years, white boy. Yeah, shit like that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know? But the thing is about Trump... You're not following the Grateful Dead here. Trump rambles. Trump has a lot, though. Trump has a lot that are repetitive.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I've been to Lincoln's bedroom. How was it? It was okay. I think you can bring it up, actually. It's in Springfield, Illinois.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, no. I've been to just his childhood before he got elected.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's really interesting. He used to keep his notes in his hat.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, I think a lot. It seems like a lot like a lot of Democrats. I don't know like a ton about politics, but it seems like a lot of Democrats like it's I understand a lot of the voting because it's hopeful voting. It's like wishful thinking.
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#2226 - Theo Von
No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy from Monopoly, too, right there.
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#2226 - Theo Von
They should have a diaper round. We have to fight and shit at the same time.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Dude, I don't think there's a way you can shit and punch at the same time.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Look that up. Very hard. Because, yeah, think about it. Yeah.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Look, you're getting your liver pounded on. You're getting kneed in the guts. Oh, I got in a car accident once and it happened. You shit yourself? I didn't want to. I didn't have a choice. It just happened. It wanted to.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You think... Yeah, I went to that fight with you. Or no, I went to that fight. Remember when me and Joey Diaz went? Which one? In New York. Oh, it was... Oh, I was thinking of your fighters. Well, I went and saw the James J. Braddock statue before. It was in New Jersey. Before Dustin and... That last fight that he had. No, the one before the last fight. Justin Gaethje? No, after that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Which one was in Jersey? Islam? That one was in Jersey. He didn't beat Islam in Jersey. Right.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I went with Joey, and I went to the James J. Braddock statue before. It was awesome, dude. Islam's a monster. He's so good. Yeah, it was crazy. And Joey was like, dude, he was awesome. This is all love, dude. He's fucking tremendous. He's one of a kind. And his book is great, too, if you haven't read his book. But he's sitting there. He'd been eating mushrooms, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
And a lot of it is... People are robbing each other on Facebook Marketplace.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And once he even started eating a little, you could see Aaron Rodgers start to look over. He was getting curious. He's like, what is happening? That's hilarious. But by the sixth quarter or whatever, I don't know how the fights go, but it's like by the sixth quarter, he's just rubbing on his thighs, right? He's fucking... He goes, who's winning dog? That's what he kept saying to me.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's one of my favorite things that I ever learned about him.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, it's almost like a football player kind of putting on their helmet.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I'm going to come back and look in about a week and a half.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You're just talking to plumbers or whoever's got a decent attitude or whatever, you know, decent sense of humor.
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#2226 - Theo Von
That was insane, man. I think that's one of the... But yeah, people are robbing each other on Facebook Marketplace. My buddy was going to buy a couple of walkie-talkies off a guy, right? Gets fucking mugged, right? Really? Yeah. He was going to buy a couple of... So he meets the guy to go get the walkie-talkies and the guy mugs him? That's like the seventh story I've heard.
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#2226 - Theo Von
26% more Puerto Ricans voted for Trump. Bro, he had the Puerto Rican app open on his whoop bracelet. I'm like, they have that? What is that? He was like, how many plantains have sold tonight?
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#2226 - Theo Von
He said that Puerto Rico was a pile of garbage. These are human beings.
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#2226 - Theo Von
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#2226 - Theo Von
So it was like both sides would have disliked Tony Absolutely, absolutely He would have had to go to Puerto Rico or Costa Rica.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But it's like, you know, people are doing crime, you know, people are resorting to crime. And that's when it's not good, I feel like.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I could see that because you're both Latino cultures and you want to be the best, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
I'm trying to think if I've ever been to a boxing match or not.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And it was like two guys beating each other up in baby diapers or whatever. Baby diapers? Yeah, bring it up. They were wearing big diapers or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Maybe I'm not thinking about it. Maybe I'm thinking about something else then. But it just kept hugging.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Who would you rather knock you unconscious, you think, if you had to pick a good fighter?
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#2226 - Theo Von
That's crazy, dude. I can't even get a fucking medium jacket off of my body, and this guy's doing this shit? That's what blows my mind, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah. If I'm a criminal and they're like, hey, it's crime time or whatever, I'm going to fucking put on my cleats or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
He was terrified. Tony was terrified. Right when I walked in, I hadn't seen him in months. I'm just fucking grilling him. I'm like, there he is. I'm like, who's an island now? That's what I said. He's fucking sitting there.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. And here's the best thing about Tony, though. He laughed. Like, Tony is for the joke, right?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Like, even if he's, like, going through it, he respects the joke.
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#2226 - Theo Von
There's many layers to that whole thing. It's like, Tony is who he is. Yeah. And you almost, you respect that to the core. Was it the best timing? Probably not, right? No. Was there a lot of supervision over what he said? No.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's disorganized, but it's also real. So it's like there's two ways to look at it. It's like, yes, it's like nobody proofread it.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. It's like catch and release. It's almost like the fishing rules or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We did it. Yeah, he's just so silly. But he's the guy. But he laughs at himself. Oh, totally. But also he's, it's weird because it's like, do you want things to be tailored or do you not want them to be tailored? You know? Yeah. It's like you could have a group that goes through every single joke and says no to everything. Right. And then you get nothing. You know what I'm saying?
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's like how many layers of like when you drain spaghetti or whatever I'm talking about. Like how many layers of. Spaghetti. Nah, shit. I don't know. It's been a long year.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Some of the speeches were like, what do you... Yeah, they had 40 minutes of ASMR in there. They were fucking letting people do anything.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We had a brother. He would slash everybody's tires. But then here's the thing. We were giving him a ride home. So it was like, well, now we're all fucked. But that's who he was. You had to respect him. He was a power forward, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Nick Bosa got brave and shared his political thoughts the other night. You see that? No, I didn't. It's just crazy how on mainstream stuff, if you share anything one way, it's okay, but you share something another way, it's not okay.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Where Jimmy Kimmel called Donald Trump that? No, no, no, no, no, no. Bautista. That Bautista did?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Did you have a good time? Yeah, you know what I did? I thought it was like... Let me think about what I thought it was like. Uh...
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#2226 - Theo Von
Is he the Intercontinental Champion? I haven't watched wrestling in a bit.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yes, it was like, excuse me, fish. Yes, gentle cast. Yes. It was like, hey.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It was baffling, man. I mean, here, I'll tell you. It was, uh...
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, Hollywood's just crazy to me, dude. I just don't understand it. Like, it seems like they hate white men.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You can't, like, if you have a kid or whatever, you can't do it. Right. Like, if you're just fishing on the bank, you can have your kid, and you can be sitting there smoking or whatever your kid likes to do, you know? But if you're in that, you have to constantly be moving it.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You know? It's very kind of like... It's kind of homoerotic almost. It's like, hey, fish, or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But they're treated better than the people in Gaza, though.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Look at Fyre Fest. Remember Fyre Fest or whatever? Yeah. What the fuck was that, dude? That was a dude trying to make money. Right, but still, those people got carded over there. Yeah. Nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep. Definitely different than slavery, but still, it's like, yeah, it's funny. You think just because things happened a long time ago that it's not slavery today, right?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, I wouldn't say that Fyre Festival is a form of slavery.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Because a lot of them gay producers trying to crank out them twinks, homie. That's why, bro. Keeping my slaves? Yeah, bro. Every now and then.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Every now and then a frickin' some twink fucking clambers out of an air vent.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. Speeding, you need to have a car, and you're like, you're speeding.
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#2226 - Theo Von
No. Prisons are owned by corporations. Okay. So prisons own corporations.
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#2226 - Theo Von
What about the Excalibur in Las Vegas? That place is a fucking private prison, dude. You ever been there?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. Oh, shit. I think we got one. Oh, shit. It's like Jaws all of a sudden.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, and we need a few more in there, too, I think. Yeah. To be honest, bro, freedom is, hey, some people can't handle freedom.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, that's Zenz or something? Yeah. Breakers? You scared of it? You have a vape on you? This is non-alcoholic. I have this. What is that?
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#2226 - Theo Von
I'll take a hit of anything, dude. I'm about to fucking jerk off just to get high, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah. My grandma used to take us fishing, dude, and she was like a...
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#2226 - Theo Von
malignant fisherman or whatever and she would um degenerate yeah like very she was like a staunch fisherman like staunch like we're fishing you know oh aggressive you better not fucking not fish you know she would like kind of have that kind of behavior yes she was very you better fucking fish white boy whoa you know she would kind of be like that yes very aggressive right about fishing for little kids yeah
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#2226 - Theo Von
I mean, one of my eyes just shut down. Yeah. And I like it. It's like, how far can we go? There's something about doing something. It's like, I think when you have addiction, you want to do something that harms you. Is that what it is? Yeah. You want to fucking... Because it's control. It's like, I want to control how I feel.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So even if how I feel isn't great, there's a weird juxtaposition where it's like, if I have control over it, then that's... It's almost like you're the devil that's trying to kill you, you know? Does that make any sense?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, there's something about having control about how you feel. So even if you feel damaged, you still did it to yourself. There's like, I don't know, man, I'm doing the worst job.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, self-destructive. It's like just things feel so hectic right now. At least if I damage myself, then I'm the one doing it. I'm not just letting the world do it, right? In the moment, you don't see that that doesn't have any value.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We had such a good time. That green room was so positive. My favorite part, at one point, they were playing that song, you talk about a revolution. People were dancing. People were smoking weed. I think there was a baby smoking weed. Everybody was like, people were like, it was crazy, dude. Adam and Eve were in there.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And we'd have to be quiet and look straight out and wait for the bobber. But she was really, she loved to fish.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I mean, Mothership's fun, man. I've been wanting to look for a place where I just haven't had the time.
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#2226 - Theo Von
This year's been the craziest year. It's just been a crazy year.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's been scary. It's been fun. I appreciate the couple times. You've messaged me after a couple episodes and said, hey, man, I like that or something. I really appreciate it. I want to let you know that I really appreciate that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So it's like, well, I just want to have a voice, you know, I always just wanted to have a voice ever or not even, I just want to, I don't know.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yep. She liked to skin them and grill them and everything.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I just wanted things to be fair and I just want to express. I just like, yeah, there was always this feeling inside of me. Like I don't have a, I can't speak up for myself, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
And even if I'm just listening to somebody, but letting them speak, it's like, there's still like something that, you know, it means it's like, I can't even explain it, but it's like, it's so, it's like, I don't know. It means something to me.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Mostly catfish, bullheads. We used to fish up in like Spoon River up in like Illinois.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, man. Dude, I had a lady who had been driving cats across the country for two years in a fucking tour bus, right? And they perform and they do musical acts. And, bro, I'm not even joking to you. It was one of the most fascinating things I've ever heard in my life.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Because her commitment to it. Imagine she got her CDL so she could drive the fucking bus because it was so expensive. What's a CDL? Commercial driver's license. Oh. And she goes around doing feline shows around the whole country. And she's been doing it for 15 years.
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#2226 - Theo Von
We would get out there. We'd have a little thermos full of chicken liver.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I used to live with this dude. Right. And I ended up doing fucking a lot of drugs or something, whatever. And I fucking cut a window into my closet, dude. And it was to the neighbor's apartment. I thought it went outside. I got kicked out. Oh, my God.
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#2226 - Theo Von
My grandfather would say anything and she'd fucking look at him. He wouldn't talk for a month after that.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It's so weird. Well, yeah, dude, I'll say some things. Here's things that, like, whatever you think about, the guy is as resilient. No one could go through all that shit. When the Justice Department started to fuck him over, that's when a lot of people were like, you know what? the only thing we should be able to believe in in this country is at least the justice system.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And if they're fucking him over, and then he got shot at a couple of times, dude, he's a quarter of 50 cent. You know what I'm saying? He's like, so it's like, what else does it, you know, at a certain point, you're just like, I gotta bet on this dog. You know, even if it's like you don't even like him. It's like, this motherfucker, this dude, you got to bet on that dog.
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#2226 - Theo Von
She was. The fisher woman. Yeah, she loved to fish. I think she liked catching her own meals. She didn't like to hunt, but she liked to fish.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, fight, fight. Dude, I stubbed my toe. I called my assistant a faggot. So yeah, there's something special about that guy.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, why? I don't understand why left-leaning media, which is mostly Jewish, are calling people white supremacists, dude. Jewish. Did you say that? Yeah, I just don't understand. Left-wing media is mostly Jewish? I mean, according to my Jewish friends, it is, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, you're just being a little secret care bear or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, yeah. If I was ever in office, dude, Native Americans are getting a lot of shit back immediately, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, but did they want casinos? I want them to have back whatever they want.
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#2226 - Theo Von
They're getting the rivers back. They're getting the lakes back. They were taking it from each other too, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Everybody acts like Native Americans were like everybody's just like whistling and just shaking hands, but they were fighting. Yeah, 100%.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Imagine not being able to surrender because you have no choice but to fight to the death. That's wild.
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#2226 - Theo Von
So if you so so is it weird that we feel bad about that? Like, is that a trap? Like, that's what I'm wondering. Does that make does that question make sense?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Because sometimes there's this vision that you romanticize that culture, right? I do that a lot. I romanticize things that I don't know about, right? Because there just seems like something like, oh, that's romantic or something, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
You're a fucking warrior, right? Suddenly you get a fucking couple of bumps.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It was like the first Burning Man, dude. That place was a dump, dude. I heard the penta didn't even have any chicks on it, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I romanticize nature so much, and it's really vulgar, isn't it?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Right, like we're civilized on the outside, but there's a part of us that will always be uncivilized?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, Memphis, first of all. Is Memphis that bad? Memphis is bad, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Actually, Graceland, you know what's crazy about Graceland, dude? It's in Memphis. And it's cool. You go out, they let you in the backyard after the smoke, and Elvis' grave is right there. You could smoke right in front of Elvis' grave? You could smoke 17 centimeters from Elvis' grave or 80 centimeters.
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#2226 - Theo Von
No, there wasn't. Well, yeah, there was. Jesus, probably. Who else? Maybe Jesus.
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#2226 - Theo Von
What do you think you, what do you, what are you going to do when you die, dude?
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#2226 - Theo Von
First thing you're going to think is this dude's gay as fuck, I think. With that robe. Yeah. Some dude has a checklist or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I might walk up to him, but I put sunglasses on first, dude.
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#2226 - Theo Von
You have to stay up late to do it, I feel like. I feel like it's like a late-night activity.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Until past 1. Yeah. Past 1 a.m. I like to get to bed at a decent hour.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It wouldn't be fair if he did that. It wouldn't be right. I think the craziest thing is I think if you – the first gay dude must have been like, what's going on? Like he's sitting there with his wife or whatever and his buddy comes over to just look around or whatever because they didn't have that much stuff back then.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And his buddy comes over just to look around or tell him about an animal he saw or something. And he just starts thinking, man, I'm going to fucking – I bet I'm going to get this little rabbit.
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#2226 - Theo Von
What do you think if the thoughts have to come into your head? Something puts the thoughts in you. I think it starts in the thoughts. I don't think it starts in the DNA.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, Jeff, what's his name, used to party there. Jeff from the comedy store.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Just spray and stray kind of thing. Like Monsanto or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And just as there's people that's gay, there's people that are non-sexual at all, really.
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#2226 - Theo Von
if you're being plural, you're, I don't understand it. Like if you're being plural, are you being like, there's more of me kind of like, that's what I understand. Is it like an ego trip? Like that's, you know, like that's what I don't understand about the.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, what if you're just jerking off at your house? Are you in that or what? Like, what is that? Who are those people?
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#2226 - Theo Von
You see that robot cutting hay the other day? I did not. Pull that up if you don't mind, Jamie.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, it was like a little bit of like a, not a slave bot or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
That'd be cool, but then like the second you start, you gotta run, they're gonna be like, oh right. And then they'll run, it's gonna take half a second, half a second kills everything.
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#2226 - Theo Von
But don't you think at a certain point that we shouldn't have that? At a certain point, shouldn't AI, if it doesn't help us be human, that at a certain point we should stop it? That's how I feel like.
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#2226 - Theo Von
They just, I saw, they, what were we talking about a second ago?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, they're killing people at the airport. You want another hit of those? Yeah, I'll take another one, man. I need another soda or something. You got anything on you in here?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Wrist curls. Well, it's amazing whenever you take, like, any jiu-jitsu classes, how the first thing you start to learn is just control the wrist.
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#2226 - Theo Von
It would seem like I would be scared to be that tall in MMA because there would be more of you to be attacked by.
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#2226 - Theo Von
People say that he's Dana White's favorite fighter. Is that the truth, do you think? Or is that just a myth?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Nothing. He's cool. He's just... He doesn't... Yeah, he didn't, like, send you an email update or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
He's just like a... Just decides he's queer. Yeah. He's like a secret... Not secret. He's like... He's just like a, or I don't even know what they call it. I got to look at the chart or whatever.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Boom. Bro. Wow, dude. Bro. Bro. If that dude ain't good at gift wrapping, you got the wrong guy, bro.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, it's crazy how many of those guys would be like Hollywood stuntmen, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
And at first, the first two rounds, you're like, what is this like? What's going on? Khalil's in it. They're both in it. But then you start to see that Pereira's hunting. It's like this hunting thing.
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#2226 - Theo Von
yeah the pressure never ends yeah and you're like oh my god it's like literally watching one of those snake like a snake when they're just kind of like like did you see that snake that ate that deer was like a 77 pound deer or whatever yeah i did see that you did of course i see all that shit it's crazy dude bring that up bring that up that big dog i'm glad he says snake because that's kind of how perera moves
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#2226 - Theo Von
And he operates at his own speed. He's almost like Alvin Kamara is a football player that does that. He operates at his – it's a speed you've never seen. It looks normal, but it's –
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#2226 - Theo Von
That's a good point. Yeah. Because everybody that's doing great, you want to stay as long as you can. It would be weird if you didn't probably.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I know you talk about him a lot. I've heard you speak about him a lot.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Did he win? No, he didn't win. Aw. No. I went to Maui not too long ago, maybe four months ago.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, but we went to the place where the fires were. Oh, yes, the fires. Blew my mind, man. It's still nothing, right? It was unbelievable. Yeah. It was just like – it was unbelievable to see what had occurred, you know? And just like – it's crazy how quickly we just as like – how we move past certain tragedies, you know, like we don't mean to, it's just the news cycle does.
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#2226 - Theo Von
I don't know what that means. I can barely handle whatever I am, dude. To be real honest, bro.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Especially in one of the most beautiful places that our country has to even exist.
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#2226 - Theo Von
And it's hard to figure out there, Joe, because a lot of people, they live as, like, second and third generations all living in the same home. Right. And they've also – a lot of – you know how Hawaii is. They, like – they'll, like, take little pieces of land. It's like, you know, people will build, like, something small and just live in somebody else's yard, that kind of thing. It's very, like –
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#2226 - Theo Von
Whatever I am, bro, it keeps jerking off at night and being afraid to talk to women. So whatever that one is, that's what I am, bro.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, I think that's a weird thing when you don't feel like as a person that your government is going to support you. I think that's, but that's probably like a feeling why.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, I remember I went there. I just walked up to the fire department that was like up the hill from there. Oh, man. And I just walked up and I was like, hey, I would like to, is there any way that I could go see what happened?
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#2226 - Theo Von
No, I don't know. You know, I think I get afraid to, like, I just, I've always got afraid to approach women, you know?
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#2226 - Theo Von
Well, it would be very scary as just a regular person. So I'm either going to lose my land to here or to here.
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#2226 - Theo Von
Yeah, and people will say like, well, your tax dollars don't affect it. But at a certain point, it's not even about that. It's just like, do you not... Like, if I'm an American and I'm contributing to this business by being an American and being part of the system, does the system not care about me, you know?
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But I guess everybody thinks about that in different ways, so... Well, I think whenever you have a system... I don't know, man. I'm out of my mind.
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I don't know. I think something I just... Childhood shit? Yeah, probably. There's something, you know, just... Yeah, like I just... I would just be so fucking nervous, buddy. You know, when I was a kid, I would be so nervous. I would... Yeah, I would be so nervous.
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Yeah. But when people start to lose their purpose, like if you start to lose your sense of being an American, that's big for a lot of people, right? So then it's a sense of purpose, right? One of the senses of purpose is I feel like that we get, or like having a job, having a family or somebody that loves you or that you love, or being a part of a country, right?
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Being a part of a fabric of a society. And when those things start to erode, some of those things, And if you don't have any other ones to back it up, then people get really rogue.
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No, he just seems like just an older guy who kind of likes being Donald Trump.
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Well, I think you need a businessman to do this. It's not a... We don't live in this Care Bear world anymore. Our politics, it's become a dirty fucking business. So I think you want a businessman in there. I don't care if somebody's attitude... Can the guy do business? Then that's who I... Because it's not... It's all business now. Like we've been, it's been sold out.
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It's like, I don't feel like it's this. I don't know. Does that make any sense, dude? Sorry, dude. I'm fucking having a day, man. No, don't apologize.
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Well, I think I was familiar with being nervous, so that didn't affect me.
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Yeah, it is business. But you want a shrewd businessman. I don't need Mary Poppins in there, right? I don't need somebody to tell me everything's okay. I need somebody to make our fucking food safe. I need somebody to make our streets safe. And that's all I really need.
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I feel like if I'm paying taxes, then those are the things that I should expect at my FDA and at my police department, which I'm paying for, are going to be able to... Make sure that I can raise a family and raise them healthily and make it home from work to see my children. I feel like I don't have any children yet, but I already feel, you know, that's what I feel like people want.
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Oh, the audience is, when you're on stage, the audience is just a woman. Oh, like you're just trying to get them to like you. You're just trying to get, yeah, you're like, how do we get this to work out, you know? How do I get you to like me more? Who do I have to be? Dude, the other night was crazy. Sorry, I cut you off.
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Well, I felt a sense of like even after the election was over, I felt like people everything just felt kind of calm.
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Right. I've never expected politics to have any effect on my life. Even when I was a kid, I didn't. My mom told us don't ever depend on the government for anything. You just have to figure it out. They used to have some rich dude or whatever. Our street, it would cut between the highway and this other road where people would go. They had a guy who was a veterinarian or whatever.
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He would go down our street. He would stop and throw out... He was a veterinarian. And he would throw animal carcasses into our ditch and shit, right? Jesus Christ.
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Yeah, dead animals. Different animals. Nothing really, I would say, medium size. Probably 32 waist and lower, right? Right. He would throw those bitches out into the fucking ditch. I guess to just get rid of them. And our neighborhood was like the poor neighborhood. So it was like, who gives a fuck about these people, right? What an asshole. Totally. Just throw them on the streets?
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Throw them in the ditch. But we called the police and they'd be like, yeah, we'll help. And they would never come, you know. And my mom was like, don't ever. I remember telling her, do not ever expect the government to fucking help you do anything. You have to do shit yourself, you know.
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And he would just throw those bitches. And sometimes it would be, you know, after they died or whatever, like... After they, like... You know, after the bones got blanced or whatever by the sun, we would fucking throw, you know, do like games or shit, but nothing. What? Or, you know, throw them at each other. You guys would throw in bones at each other? Yeah, fucking six rib cages there. Yeah.
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Yeah, we had a good time. But nothing like that snake head in that ditch. Bring that thing back up, dude.
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I got nothing, man. No, the other night was crazy. This week's been crazy. It's just been a crazy week. Yeah. You know? It's been a crazy week, man.
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Yeah, I'm trying to think of what was in our biome or whatever.
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You know, I'll get to ask my mom, I guess. Yeah, that snake was crazy. That's the crazy thing to me, man, is seeing a snake eat something like that.
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I would guess 150,000. Oh, no, that's even low, I bet. I would bet 200,000. 500,000.
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Yeah, and the guy you're asking is probably like, yeah, it's probably fire.
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Dude, that's a 77-pound deer. You see that? Yeah, dude. That thing is a damn sixth grader, dude. They eat alligators.
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But how long does it, I mean, it's unbelievable. But how long, that's Satan working as well. And how long does it take? How long does it take a snake to digest? Like how long does it take once it gets that deer?
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No comfortable way to sleep. What do they do with the antlers, man? Well, they must die. I'm sure they just get to that point and the rest of the body is deceased.
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Yeah, they'll see them sometimes hooked together. Yeah. I mean, nature's danger. Nature is really, really unbelievable. That's the number one person in the world.
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Yeah. And you're like, what is it? And some channels are like, and then every channel is kind of different.
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That's like when you're in a threesome, but nobody wants to touch you.
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But don't you hate that, though, like when you're eating and somebody, you're done eating and they're still eating?
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Yeah, like you're at a restaurant and they're done, right? They're done and you have to fucking, you're done. And they're still just.
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Yeah, but then you feel like you have to pretend like you're still like scraping your bowl or whatever.
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I think it's crazy to sit there and watch somebody eat. Do you? Yeah, bro. Why? Because, dude, they're eating. Yeah, but you were eating with them, too. Yeah, but you're done. So what? Now you're just going to fucking look at them?
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Yeah, pythons, whales or whatever. Big animals. Dude, it's crazy like how they have all those Airbnbs now where it's like you can stay in like a hollowed out whale carcass out here on the pocket. You know, it's like.
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like airbnbs bring up some airbnbs please sir they've gotten weird it's like welcome to this uh it's like oh yeah it's like welcome to this two-story whale carcass down here at punta verde mexico they make up it's like punta every month there's a new punta in mexico you're like what the fuck are we doing renamed a city every time it's like welcome to fucking punta pescado mexico you want to stay in this two bedroom you can stay in that it's a potato i
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John Daly's unbelievable, dude. Every time I go somewhere, every time he's there, an ambulance takes him home. It's fucking unbelievable, dude. Every time I'm there, it's almost like he hits a hole in heaven, dude. I'm like, this motherfucker's headed. One time, the ambulance came. They came in to look for him. He went out and sat in the ambulance to ride home with him, bro.
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Dude, do you see that golfer girl, though, the girl that smokes, the female John Daly, dude?
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Sorry, that's insane. That sounds like a death threat. John Daly is like... Also, man, if she could be married, I have no idea.
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I don't know. I'm just fucking... Everything's high strung today.
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Yeah, people love short-term fats, man. There's something about it. If you know there's a bigger guy and you think he's not going to live long, there's an exceptional amount of love that goes into them immediately.
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Oh, he looks great. No, John Taylor's an exceptional guy. Great storyteller. He's a fucking, he's the Santa Claus of every 7-Eleven I've ever been to.
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He'll hit a 68 in an ICU, dude. This guy's one of a kind, I feel like. You know? Nobody could do it like him. He's exceptional.
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Yeah, don't you want to stay in this hollowed out moose carcass out here in Bend, Oregon? Do you? Don't you want to stay in our tree house?
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It's just like regular shit. People are like, yeah, we'll go stay there, you know?
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You ever did a lot of fucking outdoors, or what was your life like?
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Rockford Fosgate's in the trunk just coming down the street.
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There's nothing like running out of gas and coasting to the fucking pump.
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Yeah. Oh, that was crazy. Dude, if an older kid picked you up when you were a kid and he had a car, it was like getting into somebody who had a car's car when you couldn't even have a car was the craziest feeling ever.
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Whoa. Yeah, hey, play something cool on the radio. Everything meant something.
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Dude, yeah, I mean, the whole thing's crazy to me. I'm so happy for... My biggest thing was I was so happy for Bobby Kennedy, man. Yeah. Because he's the only person that I super know, like, as a human, you know? Uh-huh. He's been a buddy of mine for years, and I've just known that he's a... I trust him. It's almost like you have people that you know and that are good people.
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Yeah, and it mattered if your hand was out the window, the window was down, if the window was up, how you were operating, if the seatbelt was on, if your arms were over this. You want to look cool. Yes, you want to look cool.
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And you thought everybody you drove past looked at you. What's up, kids?
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What's up, kids? Just looking for some pussy. I remember there was this one dude.
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Yeah. God, I fucking remember that shit, dude. I remember my brother one time fucking... I got more of the story. Sorry, go on.
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I hate that kind of thing. Have you ever had like a bag stuck under your car or whatever?
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Oh, totally. Everything felt like kind of had the Stephen King vibes back then, you know?
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I have to trust my own instincts at some point and know I know him. He's somebody I would vouch for. He's a good guy and he's been helpful to me in moments where I have struggled as a person and just... been inspirational to me. You know, it's like, I know him, you know, like a friend.
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People were, yeah, some people got dangerous, dude. Especially if they got on the drugs or got on the gear, you know?
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Imagine even being in the other room while that's going on.
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You know, even trying to watch a show or whatever. Or just like...
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I would never be able to torture somebody, I don't think. I'm trying to think of the things I could do to somebody.
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And do you think it's a choice they make or you think it's something that's just inside of them?
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And it also seems like there's a lot of cases now where people are deceasing their own children.
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And so, so that's, I think like, that was something I was like super excited about just to see where everybody was like, screw this guy, you know, and to see him have a arc where it's like, cause all he ever cared about to me. And I don't know, this is just my opinions, dude. Some people, everybody has their own opinions and I'm an idiot, but
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Yeah, shut it down. Shut down everything that doesn't have to do with us, I feel like, for a while. It's like there's just a lot of stuff that we haven't even healed from in this country, you know? Oh, yeah. That's the biggest thing. I think there's a lot of things that we haven't healed from that we should try to address as a group, you know?
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And that could be like everything from Native American times, slavery times, opioid epidemic. There's tons of things I feel like that it's like – and I don't know how you do that. I mean I know time has a lot to do with it, but it's like I just don't know if sending our resources elsewhere is the most important thing right now when it's like we could – I think try at least to help.
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Yeah, it's like even if you look at like, um, you know, recently I learned, sorry, recently I learned that like the number one cause of medical debt is insurance is medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy in America, right?
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It's crazy that there's just such a laundering system that goes on. It's money laundering.
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But he always cared about the rivers and the environment. And then he started to care about the environment inside of our bodies. So for me, that all makes sense.
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You don't have insurance like wolf But it's just a scam like the prices for our drugs are so much more than other countries just things that it's like our Government doesn't want to make better deals because there is this middleman that's making a lot of money off of it You know
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Yeah, it's like, do you have two legs? You ever been on a bicycle? Like, the things are just crazy, you know? Do your feet itch? Yeah. You ever had oatmeal raising cookies? And you're like, well, fucking this is me, I think.
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And people would get unaddicted quick. You're really just getting people addicted to things. I don't even understand. And how about we prosecute that fucking Sackler family that fucking killed hundreds of thousands of people in our country? How about that? How about that? How about that?
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This family is mass murderers. Anybody with the last name, they should kick that gene pool out of our fucking country. Those people are fucking murderers, dude. I think a lot of people still haven't gotten over that shit.
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Heartless fucking lizards. Get those motherfuckers out of here. And that's one thing. That was one of the reasons why I was supportive of Vance. I just believe he has a soft spot for that type of thing, and I hope that it'll get... I don't know if he can do anything because lobbies are so big now.
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I just, that shit, like, even thinking about it, bro, it makes me so angry.
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Well, one of the problems is that say if you work for a politician in D.C., they can only pay you so much money by law to work with them and help put their bills together. So at a certain point, the lobbyists can pay more to those same people who have been writing bills. For the congressmen and for the senators. So they then go to work as lobbyists. That's one of the biggest problems.
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became prominent during the mid-19th century, primarily due to the Industrial Revolution, which led to large population shifts towards urban areas and the development of suburban communities accessible by newly established rail systems, allowing people to live further from their workplace and commute into work regularly.
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The term commute itself originates from this era of early rail travel, where people paid a commuted fare for regular travel to the city. Oh, wow. So I guess if you were like a person that came every day for their job into like, rural New York into the New York City, then you paid a commuted fare.
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Yeah, I think that that's fair. But then I guess what if you have a place, you finally call home, you love it, and then somebody next door builds like a neon light shop or something. Yeah. And they put billboards up in their yard. Like that kind of thing I feel like would lead to war.
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Yeah, I guess sometimes you don't know what a city's overall strategies are, too. It's like sometimes just as a regular citizen, even though you may think that we do, maybe we wouldn't know sometimes what their overall strategies are.
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The largest rent decrease? Why? Because of extra housing.
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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, one of the worst things that happens in a lot of places is the artists and stuff for the first have to leave an area because they're the ones who can't afford to live there anymore. You know, I think that happens in a lot of cities where, you know, rent price start to go up.
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And then the guy who's like just doing his best to make ends meet, who plays a saxophone or, you know, who runs an art studio, they can't afford to keep their, you know, they're kind of the first to go a lot of times.
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So gentrification is the process whereby characters of a poor urban area is changed by wealthier people moving in, improving housing and attracting new businesses, typically displacing current inhabitants of the process. Right. So they're kind of you lose a lot of culture. Yeah. Because you.
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Yeah, you lose a lot of authenticity there too. You lose people who know the lore of the neighborhood. And then everything just starts to be a Panera Bread too, which really starts to suck.
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Oh, wow. Yeah, so no matter what side of the bed you wake up on, you're going to draw a weapon probably. That's right, yeah. That's wild. Native American? Yeah, like 25%. Oh, that's great. That's a good amount.
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That's one thing that starts to happen in a lot of places is you just run a lot of the same. And a lot of cities start to look the same. Yes. And then you don't have any there's no reason to even go to another city. Like, why do I want to go there if it's just going to be another restaurant that's just next door to me?
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Yeah, Nashville's ruined. They have a great area there called 12 South and it has all these like great little shops and stores. And then now it's just been, it has like a ragging, but just like it had like quaint vibes. You could walk down. It just felt like you were in like a neat pocket.
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And then now it just feels like you can barely tell the difference between there and if you're walking down like South Congress in a way. Yeah. So you're still in Nashville. You ever going to move to Austin? I might. I'm thinking about it. You know, I'm thinking about if I could afford to get a home here and keep a home here, you know. Oh, you could.
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Then I would be able to go back and forth, you know.
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Oh, enough, too, to fucking know how to make a good fry bread, too, I bet. Yeah. I noticed that... So you're kind of this financial guy... Um, our financial liaison even, uh, to like Gen Z or millennials. I mean, it could be anyone, but I feel like that's kind of like, um, it seems to me like that's kind of like the world that you work with.
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So just to kind of circle back into where we were. So one of the major things you're saying that Gen Z faces is?
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That's the first thing my mom said. She's like, okay, you're going to get a car to get to work to pay for your car. Yeah. And it really was the truth kind of. It really is. But also having that freedom was great, you know?
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Oh, yeah. They won't even let you take a scooter or a lime on the interstate. Yeah. You know, which is crazy. Like there might be one state allows it. What state allows scooters on the interstate? Can you bring that up?
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It might be New Hampshire or something. They don't give a fuck. As long as you're an organ donor, they'll let you fucking do whatever you want, bro. As long as you are donating plant-based organs back to society.
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So when I was a kid, they had – you felt like you had to have a job, right? And my mom or my – I was raised by my mom. She always had a job. She had a job like – I don't think she only had like – She just, it was always work, you know, and parents would have been ashamed if they didn't have a job. Do, do the younger generations feel that same way?
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Like people that you're talking to, do they have that same feeling about work?
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Like, what are you saying? Like that was just like, they can't even do that. Right. You're saying like, no, it's just, it's, it's thinking that, Oh, I see.
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Students charged after mob beats up falsely accused child predator. And that's in Worcester. Oh, I'm sorry. I know this place. Worcester, Mass. Five students from Assumption University in Worcester are facing charges of kidnapping and assaulting a man for a TikTok inspired to catch a predator. Police are saying that the man did nothing wrong. As court documents state, the man went to meet a woman.
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who was listed as 18 years old online. So what are we saying here? Are we saying the school would not say what disciplinary action, if any, may take? First of all, the math department should take action against these fucking predators. Because you have to at least be... A predator? Yes. You can't just, I mean, it's so hard to meet people now.
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And this guy finally comes out of his house to meet somebody and he gets jumped.
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Oh, I see. You're saying so that you think part of that was this.
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And you're helping people with their finances. Like what kind of qualified you to become sort of this person who's offering suggestions to others?
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It's so funny you say that. I saw something like this. I love where you're at, man, because even some of the things you're saying, it's like things that I couldn't – you're just at this really unique intersection, I think. Yeah. I just wanted to say that I'm just realizing that more as I talk to you. But yeah, I'll see things.
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It's like, yeah, the fires are really bad, but realizing that it's been 11 days since your boyfriend texted you back. Right. And you're like, and someone will be walking down the street with flames in the back, but they're making it about them and their boyfriend or something, you know, or hope my door dashers. Okay. It looks dangerous out here today.
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And there'll be from their balcony looking for their taco order. And there's buildings on fire.
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And also, leave and go rescue yourself. You're going to risk it all for some raviolis? Yeah. It's almost like people don't even feel like they're going to die. It's almost like... Before I go off on too much of a tangent, whose fault do you think that is that there's some of that mentality, right? Is it the parents or is it just society? Where are you finding the fault of that?
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Thumb raped or knuckle raped. Shit like stuff like that. You're like, that's... What, are you going to do a swab kit now on my hand, you know?
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Right. So now they're, oh, if somebody gets views off of victimhood.
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Oh, for sure. Well, I think you saw I saw this with Mark Zuckerberg the other day. He was on Joe Rogan's show and he was talking about bring up some of the clips. He was talking about how. Mark Zuckerberg tells Joe Rogan podcast, Biden administration tried to censor memes in surprise episode.
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And I, first of all, I believe you will probably see things like that. Cause it's a lot, how the drug, how drug companies work. Right. Um, But I think this is exactly what he's doing. He's because they had like, there was, they admitted before to like, um, only putting certain stuff up during like, um, deciding them deciding what it was misinformation or not. Right.
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Which, which is just, it's a, it's, it's awkward for a platform to decide, right. Kind of like, unless something is, you know, um, sexual violence, things like that. I don't think that should be on, you know, but for them to decide, um, For them to decide what was misinformation. But I feel like that's what he's doing here now. He's playing the victim here.
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He's trying to say... Oh, I see what you're saying. That, oh, we didn't... They were telling us to do stuff instead of him saying we were doing these things.
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swearing yes oh no not swearing right oh no right he's just trying to say oh we were we were a victim of all this and you're almost playing now you're pointing fingers at a sinking ship since the biden is first of all um you know he's he's not it's not fair to communicate with him i don't think and probably hasn't been for a bit because he's just not mentally well right um and no judgment against his party or but just to me i've always felt like they were taking advantage of a senior citizen right like if that were my father or grandfather i'd be kind of upset
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you know, that people are marching him out every day because he believes what you're telling him, right? He believes that he's fully capable and competent, right? But yeah, in this instance, that's exactly, you say that there's creators doing that. I think this is one of the biggest creators doing exactly what you're saying.
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Right. But she kind of low key does have a boss if she's listening to her therapist, because then the therapist is like, well, you're going to pay me. And you almost become an employee of your therapist in some ways. I'm not saying that's exactly what happened, but sometimes that will happen to people.
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And then, yeah, people are like, I can't lift anything heavy because like in a past life, I was a weightlifter or something who was injured. And you're like, well, fucking we got to get the boxes on the shelves.
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Yeah. Well, a lot of times you'll pay and then you'll – but that kind of becomes like an emotional race card in a way sometimes where people are like, yeah, my therapist said that.
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Right, yeah. I mean, I feel like you kind of have this like Jerry Springer meets finances kind of energy, you know, which is – it's awesome.
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Right. You can't just be funding lesbianism if you don't want to be. Yeah. It's like you can support it, but if your wife leaves you, you shouldn't still have to be the guy funding it.
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What do you think is the number one thing that's preventing... Gen Zers from working? Or do you think we already talked about that? Let me see where we're at right now.
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Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah. Oh, that's great, man. Yeah, it's super fascinating. But like – so what was your financial problem? Just so I know, like where did you start where you're like, oh, okay, I'm in a bad spot?
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Yeah. The more you have that, the more that that mentality is accepted and nurtured and becomes like a habit, then surely the further you are from, if you're not even taking care of your responsibilities or, you know, hitting like a bottom line or breaking even, um, then yeah, you're certainly not going to be investing. Exactly. Do you see that nepotism is an issue?
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Cause you know, there's a lot of like, there was always this idea of like Reaganomics where like the top so percent will have the money and there'll be this trickle down. Right.
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yeah but that's never really kind of happened it felt like right um do you it's interesting yeah do you think nepotism um just how big of an issue is nepotism do you feel like you hear a lot like you hear a lot about these days about like nepa babies right yeah i just wonder if if you if you hear a lot about that in like the financial world like oh you're just like a um trust fund baby or something like that you know
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Oh yeah. I was talking a little boosty one time. Um, he's a rapper if you're not familiar with him. And he was talking about how like the hardest thing to teach is your hustle to your children, right? Like your same energy for, um, like if you didn't have certain things growing up, he's like, it is so hard to transfer that energy to your children.
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At the same time, want to give them just, you know, the basic needs even, you know, and the basic needs sometimes will be fancier because they're, you have more money to spend. Um, Take me through a couple of examples, if you can, Caleb, of like Gen Zers or millennials and some of the issues, like just specific things that they showed up with on your show.
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Because it's so entertaining. Like this is one thing that's so great. It's like, it really is. It's just like, yeah, it's a financial Jerry Springer. And it's so funny that you had already coined that term for you guys selves.
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Yeah. And I think it's almost you. I can almost see this happening where we will get to like to catch a predator videos of like you pulling up on somebody or not even you just the way society is. Right. Because you're kind of at this perfect section of like capitalism and like voyeurism. Right. Okay. Yeah.
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Well, I could see there almost being like a to catch a predator of somebody like buying something that they can't afford and you pull up on them on the spot. You know, it's almost like you're catching them in a transaction. Yeah. And it's like, you know, you can't afford this, man. What are you doing? You know, chop up their credit card on the spot. Yeah, totally.
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Like, I just I feel like that that's where we're headed. You know, some people could use it for sure. Yeah. Oh, for sure. There's someone walking around a mall right now that should not be in there that is pretending... You know, to probably has empty bags in their hands that weights in them. Yeah. Some very lightweight or old clothes.
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And it's just pretending this illusion of like living in some fantasy, you know?
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Yeah. He kind of has that autism billionaire vibe, you know? Yeah. Which I think is like kind of the new a lot of billionaires are autistic now. You know, it's like the new thing, you know? So who knows what they're going to do, some of them. He looks like he doesn't even eat or anything. Could you imagine him eating a meal? I couldn't. Yeah, so he's gaining, man. He's getting those gains. I know.
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I'm not saying he's not healthy or something. I just think he gives off a computer energy to me sometimes.
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And he's in whiteface there, so obviously they were reprogramming him or something. They had to put his face in the shop for a week or something. No, certainly an amazing creator, but I do think there's this very strong link between autism and – technological advancement that I think we'll figure out in the future.
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I barely beat it, dude. You know, and they said it was very close in our area. Can you take me through a couple of examples?
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Just so my listeners can know like some of the stuff that's on your show, right? Yeah.
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And what is it? It's not like on like, is it like lessons to talk like characters? Like how far, like what are they getting into?
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Oh, I see. So something as simple as your birthday, they can go 20 grand in a day. Yeah. Right. The whole month. Let's see this right here, and this is some of it.
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Oh, if I hear one more thing about lesbians and their nephew, you know?
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So, yeah, it's like, you would think especially, you can find deals nowadays where they probably could have got some free food vouchers or something like that. Yeah.
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And what does that give them? I think strippers and lesbians love Disneyland, right? I noticed that. Lesbians also love this. It's our nephew's birthday, right? Because for a lot of lesbians, it's probably as close as they will get to having a child, right? Just because of science, math, or whatever. And nowadays that's changing some, but for a long time,
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a lot of lesbians are like, we got to get our, you know, our nephew, you know, it was like the, that's like the biggest, craziest thing, you know? So there's a lot of nephew obsession. Yeah. in the lesbian community as well, you know? Yeah. But that's a lot of money on Disney. Yeah, it is. And not much return. You get a return, but you're an adult also.
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Yeah, they need to have a Disney. Now, I wish Disney had a hostel or kind of like a Section 8 area. Yeah, they should. Because that would be very magical if you ended up in the trenches.
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Or just spray-painted some wild shit on it. I think that could be kind of interesting. Yeah. Okay, so you're talking to people that are wasting too much money. Usually. Lots of debt. Okay, a lot of debt. What are some other ones that you're seeing?
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Okay. So he's not, he did, he didn't get the, um, fluid pass or whatever.
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Yeah. Well, strippers is that age old kind of bait and switch. It's the illusion, you know, that's why they always catch men like masturbating in their cars outside of strip clubs because they're, you know, they've built up this whole illusion, um, That's a lot of money to spend on stripping. Now I do, I respect the fact that he was going without eating though. Yeah, he was giving it up.
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Because a lot of people were just like, yeah, I'm going to snack and whatever and still waste this money.
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Visiting strippers and stuff. I guess, that's how they made it through. Dieting and visiting strippers, yeah. I could see that. There was another one you had. What was the one? Bring up one of the ones that we had pulled up.
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the guy in the red suit was an interesting guy oh yeah i took the loan out to fund my emergency fund where is this emergency fund okay i saw about a thousand stop it real quick so this guy took a loan out to fund his emergency fund yeah like 20 interest too by the way dropped from 2500 uh i spent some of it
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Okay. So let's stop it there. So this is the kind of stuff that you're running into.
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And this is a young man. He took money out at 28.64% interest to learn hair extension lessons. And that was considered an emergency.
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Do you see a lot of that? I'm going to fly away to another country. That seems like a very fairytale type of energy.
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And what does cope talk mean when you use that term?
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So a lot of people trying to, it seems like, deflect the reality of the world. Yeah. What can I do? What class can I take? What school can I stay in longer? What can I do to not have to face the fact every day that I have to be the one to survive myself?
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Yeah, because then also after you have a piece of reality that's really like a moment, like these are real moments with people who have made some mistakes or we've all been there. I mean, I remember I had a cell phone. I was like, I'm not paying Verizon. They don't know me. That was my thought. These fuckers don't know me, right? And I was on a bicycle at the time.
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You know, I was on my bike, on the cell phone, you know, just eating up minutes or whatever, just running up a tab. And I was like, these motherfuckers don't know who I am. You know what I'm saying? I like to see them come get this fucking money, right? And my friend's house who I was living at, his dad was like, get fucked, pay the shit. You know?
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And then I think that's when it started hitting me like, oh shit. It hit my credit, right? I didn't even know I had credit. I didn't even know I had credit until they called like, hey, your credit's bad. I'm like, what is it? And they're like, your credit? And I was like, yeah. Put him on. And they're like, no, your credit's bad. And they're like, you owe $1,100 to Verizon.
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I thought you could just run away from it. You can't. But that was like kind of a bottom for me. I was like, oh, shit is really real, right? So I think moments like this are really real to people. And then you have a gentleman here. who seems to be kind of fluid, sexually fluid. I'll say maybe I have no idea.
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He's dressing up like he kind of has the look of, he's like the arch nemesis of like the monopoly guy or whatever. Right. Or kind of like a Christmas sort of like a, like kind of like a, um, Carmen San Diego.
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Yes, like, hey, kind of like Carl San Diego, right? Yeah. So I feel like he has this – and it's a good energy. So obviously he's brave to do – to have his own vibe, right? You can tell that, right? Confident. Confident. He's a business owner, this guy. He is? Wow. Wannabe business owner. Wannabe business owner. But then he also has this emergency fund.
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And I think a lot of people sometimes when they – They'll create an emergency fund. A lot of fluid people would be very like, you know, like, oh, you're this jacket doesn't fit. It's an emergency. You know, emergencies can be very it's like, is that a real emergency type of thing?
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Right. That's a great point. Yeah, I was always kind of amazed that they didn't teach us in school. Like if you didn't have a strategy, like they would have people come for lunch. Like parents would come or people with like people in our community that had jobs would come and talk to us, but they never had like people that had really fucked up. You know, they never had like a crack at it.
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what do you see a lot of is there a lot of flexing still like i know that's a thing where people like i'm going to appear this way absolutely is that a big thing you're seeing still with like millennials and gen z is like the appearance of things or some people more go into like the emo hole of like i don't have anything i have nothing i live in a chipotle deep inside of a chipotle type of vibe
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Hats like that, those hats are kind of costly, I know.
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Because you're not living in your own reality then. It's like... Yeah, I think that was a blessing about having a shitty car when I was a kid. I earned the money. I bought the car. It was a piece of shit. Someone stole the passenger seat. But I drove it, you know. People would get in and just had to get in immediately into the back seat. Yeah. You know, but it was like I drove, but it was...
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And if you've been struggling, man, we've all been there. Or woman, we've all been there. And this too shall pass. Are there a lot of get-rich-now type of energy out there? Oh, yes. Is there?
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What do you think? What is some of that? That's crazy. Yeah, what is some of that get-rich-now energy? So many pyramid schemes. What is that?
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Okay, so hold on. You get 10 baby ball pythons, and then you pay somebody, you get the 10 baby ball pythons. Okay. And now what do I do with these baby ball pythons? How do I get pyramided in?
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I think you'd have to mate them and then sell 10 to somebody else.
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There's a market app for day trading ball python. So not only has somebody created a pyramid scheme of ball pythoning, right? So you're ball pythoning, you're selling a few grams of ball python here, an eight ball python here. And then you, but then the whole time somebody's also, whoever engineered this fucking thing. Also created an app where there's like almost a ball python coin market.
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So that's going up and down as well. Yeah. You're basically driving around town with a backseat full of ball pythons waiting for the market to go up enough. Yeah. So you can pull over and put a couple ball pythons on somebody's tab.
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I know, huh? Where's she been at? She went to bed. Somebody said she went to Barbados or something and she moved out of the country. Okay. So that's a new thing that's going on. Apparently. What's another one that's going on? Any other pyramid schemes?
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just in like kind of elementary education, you know?
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Okay. Say if you have debt, right? Yeah. And you could save $5 every week. What's the debt? You could save, say you have, say you're $10,000 in debt. Okay. And you're 25 years old.
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And you could save $20 a week, right? Would you rather that you put that $20 a week towards paying off the debt or is it better to take that 20 and put it towards just like a long-term investment?
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That's a good point. I would say the interest rate of the debt is probably going to be about 14% or something.
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Because there's this mentality I think sometimes like, oh, I'm not going to pay off that credit card. I'm going to save this money and invest. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm going to invest in it instead. But you're really just reverse engineering a nightmare kind of.
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Is college still considered a normal path for a lot of Gen Z students?
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A lot of diversity, too, at those colleges. You want to meet some, you know what I'm saying, an Asian girl or guy or something. Yeah. Do it.
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I see. And if you're going to drop out, then you're dropping out there at a cheaper. Sure. At a cheaper rate.
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Right. Yeah. You want to have a you want to have some interest in what you're doing for sure. And you want to find something. I mean, that's one nice thing. Sounds about going to a community college or going to a college is taking on some different courses and seeing like, well, what might I be interested in? You know, you know, I know I like something about this, but I don't know what it is yet.
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Let me get at least into that realm of classes. Absolutely.
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Wow, really? Yeah. Yeah, it took me I think 11 years or something or 10 and a half or 10 and –
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six fifths five six years almost yeah like 11 years i think to do college yeah it happens and it costs money dude i took a couple classes like you already took this class and all those i remember being like yeah i know i'm good at it i'm gonna fucking take it again really yeah okay doubling up the degree yeah and just like and i remember one time this teacher gave me a b i went and took her class again to fucking prove to her i could get an a did you prove to her
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I think she got laid off. She was dealing with like addiction, pill addiction. But I I did a good you know, I did my best. That's for sure. What are what are some things say somebody's they don't know what they're doing right now. Right. They don't know. What are some, let's go over some like blue collar and the non blue collar jobs that people could do. You could start at home.
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I've always said pressure washing. I grew up in a neighborhood where if you wanted to get a leg up, you could get a pressure washer, a couple hundred dollars. Sure. You can get a nice one for like five, 600 bucks. Now you have to get that money first, but. Yes, it's realistic.
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And then you can start pressure where you can go to a wealthy person's area and be like, hey, I'll pressure and you can do a good job. What are some other jobs like that that you recommend to people to get started if they don't really have anything?
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Summer Moon, it's called? Yeah. I just went to a place called Two Hands. Okay, also good, I think. Yeah, they have nice people that work there.
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That is a huge trap, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to look the part so much, but you still have to do the part.
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I remember when I first moved to Los Angeles, we put up flyers everywhere. We would do refrigerator cleaning, right? Nobody wants to clean their refrigerator. Yeah. And for 200 bucks, we'd come and clean your refrigerator. And we'd just take everything, just clean. I mean, clean it good. Yeah. And bro, I was shocked at how many people were like, I will, in a heartbeat, come clean this bitch.
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A lot of perverts too, trying to fucking touch your back or whatever while you were cleaning.
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But you fucking chalk it up to the 200. Yeah. Have somebody on watch while you clean back and forth.
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But dog walking, that was another thing, something you could do. Oh, it's great. Car cleaning. I remember if you liked cleaning cars, you like cleaning your car. If you do something well, somebody will pay you to do that well for them, right? That's one thing that I always think.
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And the funny thing is, man, I'll say this. Once you start doing something, you don't know where it's going to lead. I will be so shocked how many times it's like, Okay, you're a barista, you become a good barista. Then somebody who runs a company of some sort, they show up, they see a good worker when they see one. They're like, what are you making here? Are you making $18 an hour plus tips?
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I'll pay you $80,000 a year to come work right next door. Why don't you come in tomorrow and we can just talk about it, see if it's something you would like. Just because they see your work ethic. It's amazing sometimes when somebody who runs a business starts to see good work ethic, they will latch onto it immediately.
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But also the things you don't know. It's like you start with a small thing and the next thing you know, it's like like my brother was a tree cutter. Right. He started just cutting down trees. And after a couple of months, he was like, oh, wait, I could be the foreman. I understand how this works and I can do the foreman's job. Right. I need to learn more.
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But once I learn more, I'd be happy to hire some other tree guys and put up my own advertising like the barrier to entry to things. It's not as bad.
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And I have a friend who's been doing some personal assistanting for another friend. And I was like, bro, you should start learning social media edits, learn how to do them. So then whenever you're with this guy, now you could, you know, just capture a couple things on your phone, put it through one of these kind of like different filters or different programs that they have online.
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You know, there's Capcom, there's all these different things. And next, you know, you can show him three examples the next day. And now the next time he hires you to go out with him for an event or whatever it is, you know, you can tack on an extra 30 bucks an hour because you're going to make a sick edit for him. There's a lot of things that you can do.
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I think that's kind of an easy one you can learn is how to become a social media editor or video editor. Now you're gonna have to have a computer that works to do it. And you're gonna have to have at least your cell phone to be able to do that. But I think that that's realistic. Trying to think of what else? Oh, carpet cleaning is something that people don't wanna do a lot of times.
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Yeah, I agree. I'm trying to get some other ones work from home that aren't as blue collar. I know there's data entry is one. I see a lot of advertising for data entry. Is that a valid one? It could.
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Yeah. Yeah. Look that up. Is data entry a valid gateway job or something?
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Yeah. According to current data and entry-level data, entry position typically pays around $15 and $20 per hour in the U.S. with an average annual salary ranging from $30,000 to $40,000.
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You may need to do it for a couple months to get out of a situation, you know? Yeah. Maybe you could do it while your kid's at school. You know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to think of little ways. I know that these are obviously me saying these things, and I have no idea what some of people's real lives are like. No, of course.
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Have you ever had somebody come in with a business idea that was just...
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Biofrequency gadgets are a total scam. Let's zoom in on this, see if this sounds like it. I would like to find this so we can put this out. This is interesting. I recently asked what I thought about the Solex AO Scan. This website for the product includes this claim.
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AO Scan technology by Solex is an elegant yet simple way to use frequency technology based on Tesla, Einstein, and other prominent scientists' discoveries. It uses delicate biofrequencies and electromagnetic signals to communicate with the body. Was it something like that or no? It had nutrients involved, you said?
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Got it. So first there's going to be a place where people are going to get this scan done. And then based on the outcomes of the scan, you're going to be able to sell them nutrients to get them equal. Exactly. Get them whole. Wow. Man, it's crazy the level of people. We had a glitter mining thing by us growing up.
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People sold these glitter, like you could buy shares at glitter mines or whatever, where they were mining glitter. And they fucking robbed so many of us. Oh, yeah. I was in a pyramid scheme too. I put, I lost something. What'd you sell? Just, it was like, you basically sold somebody right into a pyramid. Like I got into an, it was the, on the chart, it was a pyramid. Yeah.
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And it was like, well, I remember asking somebody like, is this a pyramid scheme? And they're like, I don't know. You remember what you're selling? Just you sold literally the square that you had. It was like, oh, I'm going to sell. Somebody sold me a square. And then I was like, OK, now I get two squares. I get to sell two squares. It was a it was that is like a literal. OK, yeah.
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And do the crazy part was I remember asking my friend's dad about it and he had bought into it, too. So everybody got took by us.
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You do? Yes, absolutely. I'll tell you a story. I was in West Virginia. I was doing a show there one weekend. And they had the grand sellers of the Mary Kay group and they all had Cadillacs or whatever. And they were doing a big thing there and they all pulled up. I mean, they must have had 40 different Cadillacs that they pulled up.
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Is that one of the things you see with the younger generation is just because of TikTok, there's so many more schemes out there.
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Yeah. I know there were some different inventions or schemes. There was one called Dynaformer. D-Y-N-A. It was a bike wheel. This thing was crazy. Dyna bike wheel. This was it. Pull up this DynaSphere. DynaSphere vehicle. Zoom in. The Dynasphere is a monowheel vehicle designed, patented in 1930 by John Archibald Purvez from Somerset, UK.
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Purvez's idea for the vehicle was inspired by a sketch made by Leonardo da Vinci. Look at this thing. Two prototypes were initially built, a smaller electric model and one with a gasoline motor engine. Let me see the driver's seat and the motor were part of one unit mounted with wheels upon the interior rails of the outer hoop. I mean, this thing looks crazy.
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If you can, you can't see this, um, on audio, but it's basically a guy driving a huge tire around. Um, The singular driving seat and motor unit when powered forward would thus try to climb up the spherical rails, which would cause the lattice cage to roll forward. So basically you're in a fair. It's like something you'd be in a carnival.
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Yeah. Okay. So you started to put your money back together. Like you started, I mean, did you pay off some of those things? Did you get rid of the car? You said you dropped out of school. So I'm assuming that you just realized it wasn't for you or.
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Steering of the prototype was crude, requiring the driver to lean in the direction sought to travel. Though Purvez envisioned future models equipped with gears that would shift the inner housing without leaning, thus tipping the Dinosphere in the direction of travel. A novelty model was later constructed by Purvez that could seat eight passengers. The Dinosphere 8, made specifically for beach use.
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It looks like a beach toy. It's basically like a hamster wheel. If you guys could imagine a hamster wheel that someone drove. Oh, there you go. There's that eight-seater. Oh, that's kind of cool. You get to sit in a circle and it just cruises. That's romantic. Yeah. Okay, go back. I just want to see what happened to it. It was also impossible to steer or brake.
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Another aspect of the vehicle that received... While the vehicle could move along just fine, it was also impossible to steer brake. Another aspect of the vehicle that received criticism was the phenomenon of gerbling, the tendency when accelerating or braking the vehicle for the independent housing holding the driver within the monowheel to spin within the moving structure.
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Imagine you slam on the brakes, right? The vehicle stops, but you just keep spinning in the middle. We need Elon to get on this. Bring it back. Yeah, that's something we need back. What else did I'm trying to think of? Oh, the banana slicer. Can you see if you find that one? This was something that somebody invented. The problem was, no, go to that one right there on the right.
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Hutzler, go to the Hutzler right there. It was a one size fits all. Your banana had to be one size.
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So if your banana was obtuse or if it was like, I don't want to say an African banana or whatever, but if it was a different type of banana or Filipino banana, I don't think this, you couldn't use this one. But that's crazy to think about, right? Yeah. That somebody invented that. That was kind of a crazy one. I'm trying to think of anything else I remember hearing about. Yeah.
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Oh, there's always that baby cage. People would put that baby outside of the window. Remember that? That baby cage out window.
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Yeah, there you go. Right there. Get that little baby out of that cage, baby. The bizarre history of the baby cage. Pull up. Click on that. Get me a link to that, daddy.
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Little Al Switzy, yeah. Little Al Sideswitzy, huh? Okay. Play on words there. Dangling baby cages came into vogue after they were invented in 1922, but their origins really began with the 1884 book, The Care of Feeding of Children. Um, by Emmett Holt Emmett carefully describes how babies need to be aired out. Fresh air is required to renew and purify the blood.
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And this is just as necessary for health and growth as proper food. Um, and what were those cages? How big was that baby cage? Daddy. Oh, that baby's enjoying it, huh? It's got to be kind of nice to put your baby out there for an hour. Let him meet a bird or whatever. Have a falcon fucking befriend him.
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It was believed that exposing infants to cold temperatures both outside and through cold water bathing would grant them a certain immunity to catching minor illnesses. I could see some of that.
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Yeah, that's all this is. Yeah. Yeah, that's the first gold punch right there. That's Wim Hof, I think. That's one of the earliest pictures of Wim Hof right there. That's Joe Rogan right there when he was a baby. Yeah. Tell me a little bit about your own budgeting at Simpler Budget so I can make sure that people know about that.
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Young people who are confused or they don't want to end up in a bad financial realm. Tell me about Simpler Budget.
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OK, you already felt like you'd kind of been able to learn what they were going to teach you over a course of a long time.
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Now, are these classes more valuable than the original classes? So these are real classes. These are valuable classes.
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So day trading in its own right is risky. This is teaching people how to save and budget.
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For sure. It's almost like going to recovery meetings or AA meetings. You go to the meetings just to keep the word in your head. You want to stay motivated. I love the idea that you have this world that's entertaining, but then the back end of the entertainment is let's keep people budgeted and on track.
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It's exactly really what a lot of young generation needs because everything has entertainment value now. It's like you're at a funeral and there's people – like they're selling albums and shit or whatever, like they're, you know, um, but you know, there's, everything has entertainment value now.
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Financier types in the world. And can you... Will you be willing to just give me your take? If I know them, yeah. If you know them. Okay, Grant... We'll pull them up. Okay, Grant Cardone is one.
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Yeah, I think a flexing of wealth is so bizarre to me because I would never want – I would never – if I looked at something somebody else had, I would feel bad if I don't have it, I feel like, or part of me would. Part of me would feel inferior or something, maybe not like – Up here, but somewhere in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm not good enough for some.
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I don't understand sometimes why people do that sort of thing. But I also understand that's just my school of thought and that some people like this aspirational style. Like, you know what I'm saying? Let's see the flash and that motivates some people. So I think there's a motivational tactic in it. Alex Hormazi, you know him?
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Um, Ty Lopez, he's the famous guy that would read a book a day. That shit always was crazy to me.
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We had the book in a day shit was always weird. Like, I don't even know if I want to talk to a guy who just read where the red fern grows. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know who I if I want to fucking talk to the guy who just read that in one day.
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Yeah, and having a job is just one of the most important things. I remember my buddy's dad would always just say, do you have a job? It's the first thing he'd ask me every time I saw him, do you have a job? If I had a job, he'd talk to me. If I didn't have a job, he wouldn't talk. It's just like, you need to have a job.
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You need to have something you are doing and not because you need to be part of capital, but because you need to go and do something, right? You have to have a job. It can be, you know, you're making something at home that you're aiming towards selling or doing, but you want to have some motivation. A job is just a form of motivation. It's just an active motivation.
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Oh, I know. I have some women friends that have like spent really got focused on and they've now they want families and stuff. And so now that's a little bit tough for some of them.
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I think fire affects women probably differently because they can have children maybe to, you know, if they focus so much. But even guys like I mean, I focus on work mostly. My biggest relationship is my work. You know, it's like I don't have a relationship right now. I'm not lamenting about it. I would like to get married or something. But when I'm like, who's my spouse? It's my work, you know.
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I put a wedding ring on my job. You know, I like I like working. The second I think about doing something, I think about working, you know. What about Gary Vaynerchuk? He's kind of a wild one, huh?
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gary's always been like the guy he's like oh you got silverware in your house sell it sell it right now you know okay sell your silverware sell your house how much is your house worth three thousand to get out of debt or sell the silverware 65 and then he'll pull up like i'll be standing in a park right because he has nowhere to live now he's eating soup with his hand because he has no more utensils and gary will be like how much money you got the guy's like i got four thousand dollars cash he's like
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Okay, so no, I'm not familiar with what you're talking about. Like stock market. Okay, so you became an investor?
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You fucking did it, buddy. And he'll hug him and then drive off in a limousine. Right. All right. But it's like that's the thing. It's like you just don't want to lose cash sitting around. You know, he's like, oh, your grandmother's asleep. Sell her fucking nightgown while she's resting. She don't need it. You know, it's like anything, anything they have. Lease it out.
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Your grandfather's taking a nap. Lease out his eyeglasses while he's resting. You know, it's just all type of stuff like that, man. Do you know the purpose though? I'm so curious. Cause I do not know this guy. It's a motivation. I feel like, right. And this is just my opinion also, but it's just, it's, it's always, there's always something they want to motivate you to do, you know? Yeah.
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Um, and Varner Chuck, his family owned a wine company growing up. No shade, but it's like, Dude, if my family had a wine company growing up, you know, I remember my mom beat me one time with a bag of fucking frozen oranges. I remember that shit.
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It's a little different than that, but I'm just saying, I'm not sure, but I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying? The Merlot don't fall far from the grape.
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What else are we going to talk about? Ty Dolla Sign. He's not, is he an investor? No, he's just a, what does he do? Um, financial advisor? No. Uh, there isn't much information about Todd, our son's investments. Okay. So I'm not how you ended up on our list then. What else? Anything else on our sheet we wanted to go over? Was there anything else that you wanted to talk about specifically, Caleb?
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Yeah. Yeah. And I think that, I think there's this pressure probably, especially with the younger generation to put, you have to put your life on a social media, right? And so then you would be, you would feel more shame about having certain jobs because you wouldn't want to put that reality on a social media where like when I was in high school or in college, you didn't, that wasn't a thing.
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It was like, you didn't, I mean, social media was coming up, but it wasn't like that. It wasn't like you didn't have, um, You didn't have that immediate reaction with people like ripping you or roasting you or making funny online. So I think that that's a different thing where it's like, oh, man, not what will I think of this job?
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Okay. So the, but the actual product wasn't a good product or it just, you thought it was.
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Man, what will other people think if I post about this job or if I live in this world? And I think that that's where you can just be creative. If you do want to post about your job, be funny about it. Be like, you know what I'm saying? And yeah. And also you have to just realize like, it's the shit that you don't want to be doing.
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That's when you sit there and your brain thinks up the shit you do want to be doing. Yeah. When I was doing shit, I did not want to do, dude. That's when my brain was getting inspired, bro. I mean, my brain was like, and that's when I got to see what my brain even was. My brain was like, we're going to figure this out. My brain started to surprise me with ideas and thoughts.
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And, um, so I think that, um, Yeah, you have to, like, just know that sometimes you feel like, man, I'm in the dirt, but you're really in the soil kind of type of vibe, you know?
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Yeah, and we put it on. It's like, just put the fries in the bag. It's like, sure, but, dude, I used to just put the pizza in the box forever. You know what I'm saying? And it was a blast, dude.
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Oh, really? Yeah. It was great. I've had Jimmy John on this podcast. Yeah. As a business entrepreneur. Big dude. Yeah. Great dude, man. Very big dude. I saw him three weeks ago. Yeah. So it's just like, you just never know where you're going to be, you know? Like, I mean, you just don't, you know, Jimmy John's my favorite sandwich.
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It almost got hit running across the fucking highway to get a couple months.
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Me, I go turkey, Tom, extra turkey, light mayonnaise. Don't look me in the fucking eyes. I'll come in there and get it. Okay.
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Yeah. Nice. And I'll honk my horn for, I'm going to come in. I'll even call them and tell them that I'm like, this is getting a little weird. I'm like, just, I want everybody looking the other way. Leave the sandwich on the counter. It is a very kind of like, it's the closest I get to like robbing a bank or whatever. What was the last thing I was going to ask you?
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Oh, what do you think of an eight-leg parlay as a realistic probability for somebody trying to get a leg up in the world?
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I'm talking about somebody who's got $10 left and they put it on eight football games to all hit for a weekend. Okay. Because this is happening basically in every pie cap a house in America.
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It's getting crazy. I mean, you have people laying in their bed at night fucking, you know, you know, just hopped up on Zins praying for Saquon Barkley. It's getting bizarre.
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Um, what is a good investment? You just said you, you keep things pretty safe for the most part, huh?
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And when you say real estate, what do you mean? Like what type of stuff would you get into?
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Yeah. And over time, it definitely I mean, time goes fast, too. People don't realize it. You know, time goes fast. Yeah. Yeah, people bag on Gen Z a lot. You know, I think there's always that thing where it's like we're bagging on the next generation. But I was looking at a statistic the other day where Gen Z is like the average job. They keep it for two, like two and a half years.
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And it's only six months less than millennials kept their job. Sure. You know, so it's not like Gen Zers can't work or that they're not working. You know, sometimes that's a lot of the energy that's out there.
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Okay, go to that. Generation Z thinks it needs half a million dollars a year to succeed. Wow.
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Half a million dollars. They pay $4,000. Let me see. Armand Darhira Howard and her fiance together earn more than $200,000. A 28-year-old knows that's more money than the vast majority of Americans make, yet the Los Angeles couple still live about half an hour's drive from their pricier neighborhoods where most of their friends live.
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They pay $4,000 a month in rent on top of her $450 student payment, their $400 car payment. and the $200 she sends home to her family in Indonesia.
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So they're saying that they need the zillennial, she's at the cusp of millennial generation and Gen Z, set aside 10% of her income for retirement and has a healthy monthly budget of $500 for entertainment and dining out, which she said comes with a side of guilt as bigger financial goals continually loom.
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In this economy, she said a household income of $500,000 between two people would be very comfortable.
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Yeah, it would be very comfortable. And that's also there, man. That's Los Angeles.
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Yeah, that's one thing that I like about living in a regular place a little bit more is that you start to get a more reasonable idea of things. Yeah, absolutely. You know, I mean, one of the issues is we're all stuck watching these celebrities who are living these insane lives or pretending to also, you know?
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I find Los Angeles in its own, like it has this like, I did like movies and parties and all this shit, but I always found it to be like, it shuts down early. Like, all the bars close early. Everything, it's all for look, right? Everything there was more like, let's make it look this way, right?
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It's a comfortable world, man. I mean, America is a comfortable place. I know it feels uncomfortable a lot of times, certainly in comparison to other people's lives. But yeah, it's like most of us have food. We have clothing. We have a place to sleep. In the world, that is opulence.
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Yeah. Or sometimes that the media is tricking us to by saying, like, this is what we should be talking about, you know?
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But click. Yeah. But I agree. The fact that people are able to that people are bringing that kind of stuff up. I'm trying to think of anything else that I wanted to talk about. Any other any other group that came on your show that was kind of fascinating to you? I would love to play one more clip from your show. What's another one that we have this that we could play?
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Yeah, I just encourage you guys to go if you like, you know, you get a financial take. It's very much it's just it's a perfect microcosm that you're in. And it can be a macrocosm, too. I'm not trying to little it by saying that I'm not the best with words, but I think it's just a perfect like like nucleus that you're in of like entertainment and finances. What's this one right here? Oh, yeah.
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Absolutely. Well, yeah, because you have to see them yourself to answer their calls. And you have to hear the the timbre in your grandmother's voice, you know, knowing that they're concerned about their future because they're missing a little bit of their nest egg.
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It's very scary. I want to go back every day. I want to go back every day. And this person gets a Shakespeare degree. Yeah.
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Yeah. To be broke or not to be broke, dude. That's the question. I feel like – now, unless you're going to go to a renaissance fair and get winked at by the king or something, I feel like that's going to be an uphill climb, dude.
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To go to school. And you stay in this world. Yeah. There is always a person who stays in school. Yeah. And sometimes it gets blamed. I'm like, oh, look at this dude. He can't get his diploma. This girl is an alcoholic and she, you know, goes to, you know, Rutgers or whatever.
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But every now and then there's the opposite of it, of somebody who just stays in because they don't want to get out and face the world.
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Yeah. Cool. Caleb Hammer. I appreciate it so much, man. Thank you so much for just being willing to come and chat with me. I'm excited to see what you guys do. And yeah, I just think it's really, I think it's really neat to have just kind of this corner of entertainment and finances and kind of just basic needs really. you know?
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We all need a basic needs voice. You know, we need that kind of like Jiminy cricket that shows up on your shoulder.
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Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And you're an alarm clock, man. So, um, thank you so much, Caleb hammer. Best of luck, brother.
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Oh yeah. Ultima is definitely, um, a lot of Latinos would drive them. I know. And then my ex-girlfriend drove one. Um, okay. So, so you started to get out of debt. You were got some, you got some money going. You found out that, okay, you realize maybe this could, the direction you were going in at school wasn't for you. It sounded like you started to make some kind of like severe choices, right?
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You may have seen his popular show, Financial Audit, where he takes people to task over their spending habits. I had a great time learning about him and his world. Today's guest is Caleb Hammer. Hello. Caleb Hammer, man. Thanks for catching up, dude. Yeah, what's up, buddy? Nice to meet you. Not much. Yeah, nice to meet you too, man. Hammer. Caleb Hammer. That's a good name. Yeah, it's powerful.
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Okay. And is the product you sell now to people, is that a more helpful product you think than the first one, the other day trading stuff?
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Okay. Yeah. What is, you talk a lot, okay, so I feel like I have a decent understanding now of how you kind of got to where you are, right? Like a lot of it sounds like you're like, okay, college isn't for me, I need to change that. These are the high interest things that I need to, I need to get a job or find a field. You found sales, it's working well for me.
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So, and then I need to find out the specific, the higher interest things I need to get out of those first, the lower interest things I can keep because if I can invest at a slightly higher interest rate. then I'm going to be hypothetically or hopefully paying those off over time, assuming I can make more than the 3% or 4%. Exactly. Okay.
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So now you have a YouTube channel where you kind of talk, it seems like, to a lot of like Gen Z. Is that kind of safe to say, Gen Z millennials? Yeah, Gen Z millennial. Okay. What is the number one thing that they are going into debt over now?
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that they created like this car economy. Can you look up, just see what you find on that?
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Yeah, I think you pretty much just answered it. That's what it seems like a lot of that is. It was like, yeah, people wanted to also live in the suburbs. They didn't want to be in the place, maybe right, you know, in a around a bunch of building stuff. You want to have a yard. You want to have a little bit more space.
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Yeah. And then I think you have a lot of people like if people want to have a yard and want to have an environment they take care of, then they kind of if they take that energy out of the city, then that's not in the city anymore. People want to live in the city now, though.
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Yeah. It's a nightmare. Yeah. Kind of like my parents. It was the thing where they wanted to drive into work and drive home. That was part of like the commute, you know, is almost part of their lifestyle. Yeah. You know, I think that was like a big part of the lifestyle then. Let me see. Commuting as we know it today with people regularly traveling significant distance between home and work.
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Right. To actually go into their world a little bit more. Yeah.
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Yeah, just a fucking latte. Just, yeah, half caff. Damn, dude. Yeah. I don't know. It's all, it's definitely been mainstream media just got so like, I don't know. The whole thing has been bizarre, man. Being a part of podcasting, you know, all the strange little connections that are out there.
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I mean, like you were saying, Gavin Newsom just started a podcast where he's having people who kind of disagree with him when he had Charlie Kirk on.
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But having a podcast and having people you don't agree with hang out with you for a while is pretty brave.
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I couldn't even think of a thing. I mean, I heard that she roller skated a lot and I wouldn't be curious about that. But it's like, other than that, it's like, I don't know what I would have talked about.
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Congratulations on the child. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. Congratulations on all your success. Thanks, man. Yeah, I appreciate it, dude. I'm like 17 minutes into your special right now. Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool. Dude, the control you have on stage, that's something I really...
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You do not get in her fucking way. Uh-uh. Oh, she, yeah, she's definitely, yeah.
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I can't believe that happened. Thank you, dude. Gazunta is good. I did not believe that was going to come up. I just started with Gaza, and then I was like, this won't be funny.
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He's a savage fighter. He's the fisty Charlemagne, baby. I think it's all the same. I think it's all the same.
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I don't know. I think he's latte or whatever they call it. He is. Yeah. but Anthony's incredible. And that little, and that, the daughter looks incredible. I know. She's beautiful. Um, but shout out to Candace. It's so funny how like, uh, shout out to Charlemagne too. I just made, I made a joke one time about him. Um, I said he had, he was handsome. Yeah. He loved that one.
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And, uh, I don't remember what happened with it, but I just thought it was, I think he brought it up.
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I would like to get to meet him. I don't know if I've ever met him. I got to connect you guys, man.
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I bet we probably would. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I saw that they just had, who did they have on there that I love?
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I didn't get into that. I don't get into a lot of the celebrity lore.
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admire like this like um it's almost like a sharpshooter up there kind of like there's something i don't know but you're the way you have this control on stage is something uh it's great thank you man i appreciate that brother Yeah, it's cool, man. How many times did you guys shoot? Twice? We did four shows. Wow. Yeah, two a night. Wow, that venue is so beautiful. It's shot so well. Who shot it?
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What's the same with the politic thing? It's like people see you talking to a politician and now like at your Christmas and family stuff, people are coming up and talking about, asking about politics and shit and foreign protocol or whatever. You're like, what the fuck? You're like, what should we do in Syria, Theo?
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Yeah, people are asking if I was going to be an ambassador to something or whatever. Why would you be an ambassador to – I don't know.
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And they're like, we don't need one of them. Yeah, but we should make a special position. Yeah, but we need – hey, look. I don't know if you've heard some of the slang down there, but we need – We need someone who can communicate. We need an interpreter between the White House and Boosie, OK? Yeah. Because we're fucking, we're losing information.
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Shake it like a doll, baby, do what you do. I'll just be fucking, I'll be breaking down rap lyrics for him.
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No, no, I didn't see it. My mom wouldn't let us watch that kind of stuff. Oh, wow, he does. And so do I a little bit. And so does Alan Dershowitz. So you are involved in politics. You know all these names. You're plugged in, bro. But aren't we plugged in? The funny thing about Candace is they were like, you're an anti-Semite. And she's like, oh, fucking call me whatever you want.
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The dad must be like a... a rifleman or something, or like a... The dad of the babies, right? The dad, yeah, somebody has to be. They're going to hire Anthony Smith now to actually help protect that family. That'd be pretty great, actually. Denzel Washington, man on fire. That'd be pretty great. Dude, that'd be so great.
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They show up to their next someplace with the whole family, and Anthony Smith is their fucking bodyguard. That would be pretty sick, dude.
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No, she'll get pissed, dude. You don't want to do that. And what if she breaks the story down and she finds out that that's the whole story? Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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No, but that sounds like a cool movie or something. But we're just joking, Candice. Candice, by the way, we want no problems at all.
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Okay? Zero problems. Our wine scene didn't do it. Wait, wait, wait. That's what she's saying now. That's what she's saying. You can't predict her at all. No. She's brave, and she's thorough, and she's never lost a lawsuit. She is.
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But it is kind of crazy how the mainstream media had just been this machine, and then now you're starting to see like, oh, well, what about these stories you never heard about? What about the fact that some information might not even be true because it was all just kind of like part of a plan? That shit's kind of wild. Yeah. And that makes podcasting –
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And like freelance communication or whatever it's called. Yeah. Even more interesting. Well, yeah. I don't even know what to believe now. You see clips and I start – but I'm like, oh, this is what I – and you're like, dude, I haven't – there's no real place to get completely factual truth.
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Nuh-uh. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Pull that up. How many Russians died in World War II? That's unbelievable. You don't ever hear about that. Never hear about it. But why would we teach that? Right. You know? But it gives you a different concept of who did what. 27 million. Wow. Oh my God.
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Right. So they kind of like it in the beginning. Is that what you're saying?
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Or we just don't know that it's happening. Here you go again. Theo, Theo, here you go.
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I'll say that, dude. Oh, my God, she's stunning. Beautiful woman. Wow. I look like, oh, that's Anthony Smith.
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they'll cast himself in a movie I cast myself as Anthony Smith does it look I fucking my nose is a little bigger than his though lip is the same that's crazy I looked at that two times I was like I wonder how they did that but let's go wow yeah it's not gonna age well it'll be fine Candice it's um we're joking It's all jokes.
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But yeah, I mean, but the worst, if you see a Charleston White video before you go to see it, that's the last one you see?
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That's fair. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah, because I know some of those people are iffy on Charleston White in the black culture, you know?
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uh charleston white no no dr umar yeah no i'm familiar with him i just heard about him no joking one week ago no way somebody mentioned have you seen dr umar uh i think my buddy zeta told me about him and showed me him oh dude i thought this oh i thought that was fucking kendrick perkins or whatever i just saw this guy So you thought Dr. Umar was moonlighting on TNT?
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I agree with that. Yeah. Because if they have fun, you have fun.
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Damn. And so then they'll be the other ones tweeting it, sharing it, everything. And there's bots now. I mean, it's just, it's definitely bizarre. You got to trust your own gut, but yeah, you could see an article. It's the last thing you saw. And then you're like, people are like, damn, wasn't that guy addicted to drugs? You're like, that guy is just won an Oscar.
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It's just like, you know what I'm saying? If you didn't tap in and what's been going on, you know, it's all crazy, man. You'll see stories about yourself that are crazy. I saw a story that I was like a, all a jar cheese child or something from the third generation or something. And I was like, like a billionaire stepchild or whatever. And I was like, what are you fucking?
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I was like, if my dad, if we had any money, they'd never, no one ever had it.
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Yeah, that's a good point, man. I think realizing that, I think, well, I think for a while you come from like a scarcity mentality, you know, where you're like, man, shit's not gonna, like, fuck, somebody's, something bad's gonna, you know, this ain't gonna be okay. This is gonna go away. Right. This starts to change or like the government's just gonna come and take everything from you.
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Yeah. And then also you like, you don't know how to have like things. And so you're like, well, dude, I remember being ashamed of myself when I didn't have anything and being ashamed of myself when I did have something. When you did. But it was really crazy.
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It was like I tried to hide, always mask my life because I didn't want people thinking that – seeing that I didn't have anything or that I didn't feel like I was anything. And then even when I got a house in Nashville, it's a nice home. It's not like some – it's a nice home, but it's not like a billion-dollar home or anything.
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But I didn't want to show people my – I just didn't want them to see like – I don't know. It's just fucking crazy. It was like – so in the end, there was some part of me that just didn't want to be – That either only cared about what you thought or just didn't want to be happy for myself no matter what.
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I know. But – It's hard to get away from that, I think. I don't know if it's hard. Some things like doing ayahuasca, that kind of stuff has helped a lot of that stuff go away, though. Yeah, that kind of stuff's been a... You've done that a few times? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like it, dude. Really? Yeah, you do it enough times, they give you this jacket.
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Oh, yeah. Neil Brennan became the he became like this connector. Go on.
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Or for somebody, especially when your whole life you've only tried to... You've gained a lot of your acceptance from other people. Yeah. I think that's probably been a lot of my life. But I didn't even know who I was. There wasn't a me, so the only thing there was was your reaction. Yeah. So I didn't fucking... Do you think you found yourself? I think it's gotten better as I've gotten older.
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I think some of it is getting older. You're just kind of like, I can't even fucking... Whoever you are, motherfucker, we got to come out. We ain't got a lot of time left, bro.
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That's funny. That's great, dude. Uh, yeah. So I don't know, but I think also you just get older and you're like, there's just no, you're whatever part of you that still cares about that shit starts to go away. I think it's just exhausted too.
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I wonder if he probably could have done that in hindsight.
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Yeah, I think that that's a good point because once you feel like you're part of something bigger, there's some connection, then you kind of don't just think about yourself. You're not as isolated.
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Oh, yeah. Fuck, that's crippling. That shit – yeah, there's a lot of stuff that's kind of like scary I think as you get older. I think, yeah, popularity is kind of scary.
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Watching your own ego and being conscious of like what is your ego and what is just you trying to have some self-confidence in yourself, especially if some of those things are kind of like – if you're like kind of a late bloomer and some of that shit is happening, it can be – happens simultaneously. It's all, yeah. What's an example of that?
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I mean, even some of the like thinking about, I knew something about politics. It was like, just the fact that it took me a couple of weeks to realize, dude, you don't know about fucking politics. Like, yeah, you got to talk to some political people, but do, and how much do they really know? And, but it's like, don't, That's a trap, right? What do you know about?
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You know about being curious, you know about wanting to talk to different people, you know about trying to be funny.
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Yeah, and just how to stay connected to that type of thing, I guess.
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You were not in the Newsies. I was in Newsies. Were you really?
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Did people ask you that before? No, no, you're the first person. Oh, I'm sorry, dude. I can't remember when that was, but I love that movie.
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crutchy that little guy like give me the paint so fucking that was my childhood just saying fucking bullshit you got a fucking kid on one crutch hiking through fucking hiking up the LIC with a fucking sack of newspapers dude LIE LIE with a sack of newspapers
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Oh, yeah. When I was a kid, like, if somebody could read, people would call them a fuck. You know? Like, if you got a, if somebody brought home a B on our bus, dude, if fucking you were just a, just a fucking... sick homosexuals, you know? Yeah. Yeah, they would beat you up. I mean, they would let people ride home on a bus with no shirts on.
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And I'm like, and yeah, I'm like, well, why don't people have to have shirts on or whatever? But it was just like, yeah, it was just, yeah, I don't know. It's tough. You want to kind of stay like... I don't know, as your life changes, and as you get older, things change, your life gets bigger. And you kind of sometimes want to just stay the same.
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Like, I think there's parts of moments in my life that I really miss where I was real comfortable. And I think as your life changes, sometimes, it probably is like a new space. What's it been like for you having a child since I know a lot of your special was about it? Like, the greatest was that something that took away a lot of that just worrying about yourself type of thing?
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I mean, did it really? Or you just was that something that people to say?
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Dang, huh? Little cutie. Wow, at the beach rich, huh?
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Don't do it. I think we got to do it. But for your wife, you have to say that. She, she, she. She, and this is, Nick, you know who it is. He's got a fight coming up. Michael Chandler. A little, but he's fighting Volkanovski. Oh, Diego Lopez? A little bit. Oh, my God. He's a pretty motherfucker. I'll take that one. That's a compliment. That was acceptable.
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That's pretty cute. Oh, little cutie. Now I just don't want him to hear me say that. But there's something very charming about him. She's a beautiful young lady. That's going to be a great fight. Shout out Volk, too, man. I think that is an exciting fight, huh? Yeah. Seeing Volkanovski sing the other night about that shit was so fun.
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He's got a good voice. And it's just fun to see his... It's so great, I think, if fighters are around long enough where you get to see their personalities. Of course. They used to only have to just be so tough. And now they can do that but also like have a bit of showmanship.
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Yeah, I'd like to have that, man. It's cool to hear a parent say that, too, you know? I think that, like, it's nice to hear a parent say those things about their family.
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Yeah, yeah. That's where I'm at. I'm at to, like, let me think. Oh, after you saw the baby, but you haven't gone through the journey about getting pregnant. It's just the actual seeing the child, I guess. The C-section story and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's incredible. Congrats, man. Thanks, man. Thank you. Yeah, good to see you, man. Great to see you, man.
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What happens if they just do 80% or whatever, 60% or whatever?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. That's yes. Thanks for sharing that, man. Sure. What's it like to see your parents interact with your, with your, with your child? Um,
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He did the intro to your special. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That was cool, dude. I was wondering, was that tough for you guys to get him to pull it off, or it was okay?
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I loved how your special started off with the joke because it just like, oh, I'm already having a nice time. Boom. I thought it was a great choice. I thought it was one of the best I'd seen in a while. Thanks, man.
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It's freaking been a while, dude. You've been caught up in some beef. You were in the fucking rat beef. I was like, this dude, I thought you were going to pop out at Super Bowl.
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Does that make sense while I'm trying to communicate? I've never thought about that before. Yeah, there's this kind of moment where... everybody pretends like they don't know you're about to tell it. Like they kind of like, there's this weird moment in the beginning.
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how many takes do you have to do with dementia? How many, how, what is that?
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That's awesome, man. It makes me sad kind of. Not sad, but it makes me – No, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's something that's real.
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Give it up for my son. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, dude, right when I saw that, because I remember seeing the video that you shared about him when you were going to play Madison Square Garden.
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And it was like – that was like something that everybody could relate to. And yeah, when I saw it, it was like, cause yeah, I don't know.
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I was like, how wild is this shit going to get? No, we were going to go, actually. You were there, right? No, I didn't go, man. Me and David Spade started making that movie, and so we had to shoot that.
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So as dementia, I guess someone's like, so who someone is starts to kind of disappear a little bit. Is that a fair way to say it or not?
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change perspective on shit so like i could tell him every single time i was like yeah i got he's like what oh my god what's that like you know and like so that's cool yeah yeah that's gotta be super cool yeah it is is there is there any fear that like as a part of him like that the part of him inside that will will forget that you care about him is that is that like does it make any sense kind of
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I think I see what you're saying. So then it's like now it's like there's no way he couldn't ever know how much I care about him because it almost doesn't even matter because he cares about me so much. As a dad, you care about your kids so much that as long as they're okay, then everything else is it. You would hope. Is that kind of what you're saying a little bit?
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I mean, again— Right, I know there's a lot of instances it's not the case.
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Damn near almost killed himself. Yeah. half the comedians you're doing it for him and he's doing it for you that's fucking hilarious dude yeah he's like he's fucking sitting there he's fucking just rubbing over drinking a Poland spring just looking for the vein so
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What a fascinating thing that he's doing it. What a unique way to think of a crossroads of a father and son that he's doing it for me and I'm doing it for him. That's kind of fascinating.
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Especially in his era, like 20 years ago, you had no idea, even 30 years ago. You had no idea. You're just like, oh, Rodney likes to fucking sit in the car by himself. Yeah. My dad would go sit in the car by himself for a couple hours. I love it. I love it. And my mom would be like, well, if you get out of your fucking car. Like, he wants to be out there sitting out there by himself.
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The men in our town used to park their trucks behind the Winn-Dixie and cry back there sometimes. Yeah. And you'd see them just fucking... You know, you'd see a guy open his car doors to let a bunch of tears fall out and then close it back.
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Well, I think we just did it ourselves. Nobody wanted to make it. We took it out. We took it to the streamers and we... Oh, you created your own movie?
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I'm glad you get to have all that, dude. That's super cool.
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Pitching it to them? We pitched it first. Okay. Right. So we pitched it and nobody... No way. Oh, dude, we couldn't get... And it was Spade, you know?
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I just felt like... It would have been nice to feel some support there. It just would have been like, hey, look, just even as a good faith thing, we'll do something.
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Does it make you look at your wife different? Does a wife, does a girlfriend or a wife become different once they're a mother? Does something like, or what's that kind of like? A hundred percent. Yeah.
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I got two phones. Yeah, you got to put some Kevin Gates in there when they're nursing, dude. And Shiloh has a little phone.
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Shiloh has a little phone. She's like, hey, mom's ready. Oh, you don't want to talk to me? She gives me attitude.
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Oh, damn, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's wild. Wow, dude. What a neat journey. And I was just impressed in your special. Like, you're just going. It's like. You know, when I first watched you, you were such a power, so I remember the first time I ever saw you at the Black Baby, or what's it called, the one that's next door to the Comedy Store? Fat Black Pussycat? Fat Black Pussycat, right?
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Yeah, it was one that kind of has the tears in it, a little bit.
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But dude, I was like, I'd never seen it, I was like, oh my god, and I had to go up after you, dude, and it was so fucking scary, and I was like, I'm sure you killed that shit. I did. OK, but dude, then this is so. And that was great. I mean, but that was just I mean, that was probably 10 years ago.
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But then, yeah, this was just so like taking me through this story and the journey. And it was I don't know, it was cool to see. It felt like grown up a little bit.
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Yeah. But then I realized it's just how it is. It's just life. Yeah. I think I didn't feel like I don't know if I felt on top. I felt like this was a brave thing we're trying to do. Yeah. It was a new thing I was learning. But I felt like with Spade, it kind of was going to be OK because kind of no brainer. Right. He knows what he's doing.
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Yeah. Well, it's just crazy. Cause you have that like spice trader energy.
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We call him Spicy Pete. Yeah, dude. Spicy Pete. That's great. That'd be a dope ass job. Just hitting the streets with what you want.
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Yeah, 10 Our Fathers right now. That's crazy. 10 Our Fathers? You can't be doing that. What does that mean? It's like you confessed it in a confessional. You get a punishment? They make you do those punishments or whatever. It's funny. Oh, dude, you did the wrestling thing. Was that interesting? Oh, that was so cool, man. It's cool. You did a good job. Thanks, bro. It looked, was it scary?
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And what's his finishing move, the tax evasion? That's the next move. We've got to move to Puerto Rico. The Puerto Rican W-9, that's his fucking finishing move. Oh, my God. Dude, does he sling? Maybe I didn't see this. Oh, Styles coming in. Thank God AJ Styles comes in to save my ass. Come in a couple seconds. I'd be toast. In front of my wife. Did part of you want a little more smoke after that?
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Like, was there a little bit inside of you that's like... I need justice, bro. Yeah.
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Aaron the Plumber. I think we had him on the podcast, actually.
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I think so, like 20 years ago. Yeah, like three years ago, I think. No, no, no, no. This is a different Aaron the Plumber.
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Joe found a baby in one of the pipes. Joe found an offspring. I'm one of the pipes. What is that? Horrible time to say that.
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I think I'm working at your place. Uh, no, who's Aaron the plumber?
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Uh, is it like, uh, that stars or whatever, like ghost book, phantom, whatever.
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Young kid, he like, he makes me laugh, huh? He's out of Mississippi, man. Gonna lavish. You can see the text went out of him. If you just go to shorts right there, it'll start it over.
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But a guy like Spade, he's done it before. Yeah, he'll fucking know. He'll have the camera in his trunk of his car. It's easy.
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Okay, get me one more. Oh, stop being humble. FN over there. Try that one.
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He just made me laugh, man. He's out of Mississippi, man. I just like his thing. He's just somebody I started watching. There's people you see and they come up. And then once you watch them a couple times and you keep having to watch them.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh. Yeah. And this seems like modern-day Shakespeare almost, you know?
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You know what I'm talking about? Kind of. Yeah. There's very much a thing. We're like, yeah, yeah. It's a fellow. Really? Yeah. When the, like the figure would be like, it would open up a portal in your head where you could thought this, your wife was cheating and you would take your own life or something. Wow.
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Yeah. Well, it's funny because you start to want to have an information diet so there's things you can talk about with different guests or whatever. That's what I heard Mr. B say. He hires people to have an information diet. For him. So they all absorb stuff, then they filter it down, and then he gets this stuff from them that's fine-tuned to exactly what he would want to know the most.
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Yeah, like real intelligence. He has like an algorithm that's – yeah, he's like a human kind of algorithm sort of I guess.
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How do you run it back against those Paul guys I wonder?
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Dude, I would fucking, if I saw those people in my dreams, I would beat the shit out of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know, dude. I thought about trying to wrestle one of those guys. I would have to really stretch and focus on fitness. Yep. Yeah, 100%. I would have to really stretch and focus on it.
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Oh, totally. Is that narcissism? Is it ego? Well, I think – I would never think, give me dirt. I would – like, if they even try to do something like that, I'd be like, this is insane. But I think what I realized then was I just want to do something if I can do it by myself, whether it's win or lose. It's like – Yes.
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But it really goes back to exactly what we were saying earlier. If all people see is that clip of you on the top rope, they're like, this guy won.
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What am I going to knock jump on the top rope? Come on. I got to tell my daughter something. That's classic, man. Yeah. Have you thought about over the years of moving out of New York? I know we were talking about the taxes and stuff in there.
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It's pricey. Have you ever thought about going down to Austin? Did you ever think about that? Not living there.
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It's kind of crazy that it almost feels sometimes like another – it definitely feels like another new center of comedy, which they didn't have five years ago.
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I'd rather make it something small and then – and even if some, like, was like, hey, come do it with us or some studio. I don't want to do that. It's like I just want to do something that it's like, okay, will people like this?
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You're leaving your world. Oh, there you go. That's what I was thinking, I guess.
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But Christian Bale is one fucking handsome guy. Well, then imagine the safe is another even less.
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He's a stud. Yeah. And I'm worse looking than you, so the tough part is it only goes another step downhill.
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Where's my self-esteem at? Don't come here for it. I don't know. I built this railroad on low self-esteem, dude. Have you ever heard of the low self-esteem engine? That's the only thing that's run on these tracks for years, dude. We're picking up. We're picking up steam, but it's been slow. Oh, God. What were we talking about?
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Right, we're not coming out. It's not the beginning of our career.
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Right. Well, there's a couple of things. One, you can get a lot of – there's a lot of like influencers and stuff out here. So there's a lot of like social media influencers. That stuff is real out here. There's movie stars that live out here and there's television shows. But I don't know if a lot of stuff still shoots in L.A., which is kind of crazy.
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Will they believe that I tried my best? Like, even if it's not that good, it's like –
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Like even whenever we shot this little movie with Spade there, we're like – They're like, thank you. People were like, thank you guys so much. For working here. We haven't had work in months. And I'm like, what do you mean? Because I don't know who shoots what, you know? They're like, yeah. I'm like, in Hollywood, you haven't had work in months?
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And yeah, I guess there's just nothing shooting here, which seems crazy that you would build an industry where then nothing even shoots within it, you know? Like at a certain point, you can't cut every corner. Like, okay, we're going to shoot out of state to get a tax break.
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That's true. I guess then it's kind of like Barcelona or something in a way, you know, some cool museums and it's beautiful.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I don't know. It's a good question. Well, we don't really have that district like the theater district that New York has. I mean, Danny McBride was saying this the other day. He goes, you know, I've always been kind of amazed that L.A. doesn't like historicize itself better as a structure. He's like, when you go down the street here, you should be – every other building should be this is where –
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Right. Yeah. This is where Sidney Poitier lived the first three years that he lived here in this apartment. Like, you know, like in this these buildings, we've kept them because they're and some of it is still the same because, you know, you don't have as much wear and tear from the elements here outside of like the fires recently.
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You don't have just like the constant salt, salt in the air like you do in a lot of places. But but overall, he's like, yeah, I'm just kind of amazed that you don't go down the street and every other building is historical for some reason.
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Oh, Shirley Temple or whatever? No, my bro... Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe.
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Well, okay. Yeah, exactly. I'd like to have that stricken record. You're talking unbelievable. Well, dude, I'll tell you something funny. Here's the number one place, and I'm sorry.
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He's right. He's right. Weinstein's innocent. Weinstein is innocent. I didn't think if they're blowing anybody's dress up, it's going to be a child, obviously. Go on. Dude, when people come to visit me, the one place that I take them every time, literally as a tourist stop, is a cemetery that's near my apartment in Westwood that has Marilyn Monroe's grave in it, Hugh Hefner, Errol Flynn. Oh, wow.
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Carol O'Connor. The OGs. The guy from Bad Grampa or whatever. Walter Matthau. Walter Matthau is in there. It's just like – you just show them like this. That's kind of the neatest thing I think.
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It'd be so cool if they had that and still had it under, they had it like really locked in. Dude, the guy, the founder of Canes, this guy Todd Graves, he still has his college apartment that was right next door to the first Canes that's in Baton Rouge. And you go in there, dude, and it is crazy. It's like it's from 30 years ago, you know, or 20, 22 years ago or something.
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Maintained it all. I love it. Pictures from back then and shit. His life got busy and so he just wasn't there for like eight years. And then he came back and it's just like magazines with like Jordan and Shaq. He's a beast, that guy. Yeah, he stays so busy. He works really hard.
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Yeah. Like Christopher Columbus. You'd like. What about his sister or whatever?
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But then you just sell it and get locked in as a consultant or whatever.
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It's like that rigor mortis or whatever, whoever made Frankenstein or whatever, the doctor or whatever, he wanted to die with Frankenstein. He's like, you know, I think that's what happened. What happened with Frankenstein? I fucking don't even know what happened.
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Imagine how he feels. He's like, hey, my name's Rick. It's like nobody fucking... I'm fucking Rick Hopkins, you know, I had a fucking bad frontal lobe surgery. Give me some, God damn. That's so true. It still goes back to, you see a clip of something. And you just believe it. You just believe it, yeah.
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Yeah, dude. Oh, how's the Trump thing going over in New York, dude?
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It was crazy how right after the election was over, everybody just kind of went on about regular life, kind of.
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Just shows up. What do you mean? There's no gold. But, dude, imagine taking off in a boat. People are like, where are you headed? You're like, I don't fucking know. You're trying to be cool, right? Because it's like your last day on the docks or whatever. You're like, I don't know. We'll figure it out when we get out there.
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Yeah, I noticed that recently. Some of the stuff he says, like, do you have to say that? Like, what are you doing right there?
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Right. Well, I think what he's doing, I believe that what Elon is doing is by creating all that commotion on Twitter, it's only helping his own business, right? So it creates now that everybody wants to see what he's going to say, but he's saying so many things it's hard to even juggle. But so many people are engaging and interacting. I feel like it's probably the number one news app.
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I don't know if it's always been the number one news app. It has to be. It has to be. But he's just stirring his own business. So the more he does that, it's more impressions, the more ads that he can sell, right? I don't know if that's true.
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Oh, wow. I don't know if that's true. But that's what the feeling you get from it. I'm at least because otherwise it's kind of in some of the shit's kind of insane. It's like, what is this? Like, how is he doing all of these things? And if he's not doing all these things, because who could have time to do all these things? Then who is doing it?
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Nobody gives them a beat to see what the long-term plan is. If you want manufacturing jobs back in America, then you have to make it so that it makes more sense for people to make cars in America. That's just business. I agree with you. I never was against Biden. I've never been against anybody that's been in office. I've always just wanted the best. I want the best.
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I'm never going to depend on the government for my life. I don't wake up every day and see what the fucking government's doing. I get out of bed and I...
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try and take care of myself or you know you know take care of your family like you're doing it's like that's probably what most people think yeah anybody that has time to argue online all day is also insane right like not saying that we don't all put our beliefs out there sometimes but I hear what you're saying but it's like but you have to like That's one thing.
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Somebody said the other night, oh, Trump said it during that whole state of the whatever, the delegacy address. It was like the state of the two parties are addressing. If you got to watch the hour and a half of that, I don't care what side of it. This shit was hilarious. It was like somebody who wrote like noises off or something. It was just fascinating.
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Joint Congressional Committee's address or whatever. Yeah, there was like fucking they kept cutting this white dude that was asleep. They threw Al Green out. People thought he was Jimmy Snuka. Fucking threw him out, dude. They kept people, like, Democrats that only had their feelings on little signs that said, like, not good or gazoom tight or whatever.
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That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's also scary when everybody has cameras everywhere now. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people thought that was Jimmy Stunker, which makes total sense as well.
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I think it still think it was. What a body, huh? Let's get it on. Was that Al Green? Let's get it on.
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But I just don't like it. You kind of hope, like, hopefully there's some long-term strategy here. It's like, because if you just look at the little bits, it's kind of fucking scary.
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Right, America's going to be doing better. We got an opportunity to start here and get up here. Imagine if you brought some industries back where people have pride in their homes and in their towns, dude. I'll tell you this. We've gone on this tour I've been on. We've gone to probably 200. The top 200 cities so far, size-wise. We've gone fucking everywhere.
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And a lot of the places, man, it's the same. It's like there's not a lot of businesses there. There's some cities that have kind of changed and had some turnaround, and it's been uplifting. But there's been a lot of places that it hasn't. And it's sad. It's like, oh, all this place needs is one good –
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influx of uh of people and a purpose you know when people have jobs they have purpose yeah and so it's like i'm just gonna i'm for surely gonna stay hopeful i hope that if if there's some tariff stuff and then we start making our own fucking cars here dude there's a guy who just made a show i uh a t um a t-shirt i think it's called american giant can you look that up
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There's a guy, he wanted to find a T-shirt that was made in America, American Giant clothing. He couldn't even get a T-shirt. That was completely made here. He couldn't get a, whatever this is called, a template or a blank in America. He couldn't, they didn't have it, right? They didn't, we don't make a fucking T-shirt in this company, right? Country, yeah. So. Don't they make Teslas here? Yes.
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You drive Ford, somebody said to me. I'm like, that's when I knew. I'm like, hold on. How does this guy know how to pronounce it? Swedish guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a great question. Let's look that up. Yeah. What cars are made here? What percentage of Teslas are made in America? What percentage of Fords are made in America? That's a great question, man.
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Yeah. I do think all of us as comedians, I think they do. I think that's one of the reasons why comedians are in podcasts and maybe does well is because, well, for one, I think we try to, this sounds fucking egomaniacal. I have no idea.
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But Tesla claims that nearly 100 percent of the vehicles that sells the United States are manufactured domestically.
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People would execute them. Something could happen. Something could happen. We don't know. Something could happen. Somebody could throw them a surprise party.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah, you're doing some fucked shit, man. Right? Some fucked shit, homie, yeah.
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That makes you feel better about your gripe with Elon? That's the thing. Some people, they just want to win an argument, it feels like, you know, sometimes.
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Oh, for sure. They got kids, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, there's no doubt about it. But here's one thing that I think is sad about Doge is that the fact that we now have to have someone audit our own government. Our government is supposed to be the thing that we can trust. Like, it will never end now. And people are like, why is this guy having a team that audits? It's like, I agree, but...
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But no, I heard somebody say that, like a lot of podcasters, they're just trying to figure out the truth. They just, they're not like, we don't work for anybody. So it's like you, if you ask somebody a question, it's just cause you want to know. It's not cause like there's a producer saying, let's, let's get this answer.
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I'll let anybody audit. If you bring on another company, they audit and they find I give them 10 percent of the bloat that they find. If they you know, I'm saying the simple fact that we now have to audit our own government.
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Right. We're doing – yeah. Yeah. That's a good – it is interesting how like different areas could affect your perception. And yeah, like I think a lot of like – one other thing is I think a lot of people just worry about our tradition starting to disappear, and I think that's where a lot of pushback comes from. What do you mean by that?
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just like, you know, like tearing down a statues and saying that everything is racist and stuff and not honoring our history, whether it is racist or not, like not did not like, you know, if you take it away completely in three generations, no, you know, this is the tricky thing where it's like, I, okay.
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Yeah, I think the truth is usually kind of in the middle. I think you're right, you know? And the fact that, yeah, it's like it's it's so funny. It's like you get so stuck in your own perspective of what your own perspective is. And you need to be in your own perspective because it's a survival thing, too.
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It's like, of course, if I'm sitting here daydreaming or something and I get attacked by an animal or something, then that's on me. Right. But it's like but to actually put yourself in somebody else's shoes and be like, well, what is it? What is it really like? Yeah. You know, or what is like going through like certain classes or history class or things like that, like.
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Right. I might not even be able to communicate that well a rebuttal or grill them that well, but I just want to like. I want to grill them.
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if you're a different ethnicity or a different sex or something, what's that shit really like, you know? They're supposed to have VR goggles that were supposed to be able to do that, you know?
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Look, the goggles kind of like, they set it up to make it sound like who really killed the Native Americans was Italian.
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But you could set it to any way, you know? Because he was Italian, right? Wasn't Columbus Italian? They said he was. Who the fuck knows, dude? I'm sure he was probably Italian via Israel, according to the law.
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You like watching Family Man, don't you? That's one of your favorite Christmas movies, isn't it? Gangs in New York, who do you think fucking put that together?
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They're probably written by Jews. A lot of them are, man. See? It's so funny.
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I'm trying to think of what else is going on, dude, that I was thinking about.
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Everything's fine, man. I've just been working a lot. Last year, we really focused on if we had some time off to go travel to a place to get guests and stuff. It was a big focus last year to do that. Have you taken... A vacation? No, not in a while. I was supposed to get one over the holidays and it just didn't happen.
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It's just been the beach really. I think I've been like, I think I just kind of got, I just put so much work on the calendar that I didn't start to schedules. I would love to take two weeks off and go to like a country or something.
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So, but then I started to think about that. Like, well, I should probably get a girlfriend or like a fiance first, because if you go by your, who are you going to, unless you get a buddy to go with or something, that could be fun, but it's like two weeks. You can't really go by yourself really, you know? And so then it's like, what are you going to do?
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Yeah. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a politician. Like I got in this own trap of just cause the last year we got to have some political people on the podcast. And I was like, dude, there was like a, like a month ago I started thinking like, Oh, I'm a political guy. Right.
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Cutting him a little, feeding him a little piece of yam or whatever.
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The first struggle was finding all the components, the cotton, the buttons, the zippers, the rivets. Once Bayard did all that, he ended up with his first product, a plain hooded sweatshirt. We already know all this stuff. Um, I was looking at what some of the price issues were and stuff that he faced, but it was a nightmare for this guy to do it.
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And he couldn't get it done at like, you know, it came down like $37 or something, which is, you know, which, but to do it on a regular basis. And then Walmart, um, decided we're going to support him. We're going to give him like a big order.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Right. Then you can go ahead to the place and say, look, now I'm going to order this many. Can you give me a better rate? You know?
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E569 Andrew Schulz
It's a good question. It's crazy because you don't know that, you know, it's like a lot of this stuff we don't even know. And then you look around and you're like, but if you find out that we can't even you can't even get a T-shirt here, then you're like, well, fuck, if we're not even making one T-shirt, then what are we making here?
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E569 Andrew Schulz
People started coming up to me. A political guy. Yeah, dude. Well, people would come up to me and ask me about political shit. Like asking your take? Yeah, dude. I was like, I don't fucking know.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Right. And that's why they haven't really like this is going to be so upsetting. There's seven people.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Right. Yeah. This list better be. So that's why I think there's still work. They're probably working with like top producers, Eli Roth, like guys who really. can put on a good show.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
He was on here like he's off. But yeah, I think, yeah. How do we, what do we, this has to be good.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
i don't know dude like you know or like so but then i started to realize wow people's perceptions are affected like how they see people where they see them at and stuff and then i was like well i do have some political thoughts like most of them are just kind of regular people's kind of thoughts and ideas like they're not super in depth um but yeah i think for like a week i started smoking my own nuts and thinking i was like fucking uh j edgar hoover or somebody you know
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah, nobody's going to tell the truth. Right? I'm just amazed that that many people wanted to be pedophiles or whatever. So here's the thing. I don't know. That's part of me that doesn't believe that. I'm like, you're telling me.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
And what if some of the girls were not even underage or anything? You don't even know if you got – you could have somebody say that. You're so scared. You're already like – there's some favor in the wind. That alone, the mirage of that, that's the biggest thing. You have no fucking idea. That's a great point too. But you're going to be so scared.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Like, well, first of all, I don't want to see, I'm so bad at sex, I don't want anybody to see a video of it.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I mean, it's definitely. And then it's like, how do you doctor all that up to present it to the American? Because it's a fucking you have to find you have to serve a Mona Lisa to the American people. There's because there's no. But then they're like, we have to make sure all these people that information that's released. But maybe some of that's true.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
If like you put information and has a name in it that you're not sure. And then you get sued by that person.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
And what happens from here? There's two ways we go. Talk to me. It gets better somehow. Or? Or it starts to devolve even more. And crazier – see, it gets deeper and deeper. It's so funny because I've had both feelings yesterday. I had the feeling like, holy shit, dude. nobody's going to know where to trust anything anymore. It's going to get really interesting.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Give the guy a second to fucking try it. Every minute they're like, this is the problem today. And then that becomes a story every day. It's just like how fucked up it is. And I have friends now that are addicted to the news and I'm just like... dude, just live your life. See, everything's gonna probably be fine. It's already been fine. We're already damaged. We all have cancer or whatever.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Everything, you know, we're doing our best and shit. And like, you know, how drastically bad do you expect things to get, you know?
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E569 Andrew Schulz
We want to know. And I think if you gave Bobby an out, even if it was 20 minutes a week where he gave a speech or something, and maybe he should start doing that to update people. Robert Kennedy Jr. would say, hey, this is where things are at, and we're going to try our best, and this is what we're going to try to do. Maybe that would be great to have some sort of an adjustment. Address. Love it.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
That's a good point. And people are trusting their gut. So I think, yeah, when you do just talk to somebody and you don't let the people, let people decide, well, do I think I believe that guy? Do I, you know, and then they get to decide.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
You know, Trump's addresses. Sometimes they're so, you know, they're Trumpy and, you know, they're just like kind of the bare facts and like, you know, we're going to win type shit. So maybe if you had Vance give something that was a little bit more elongated and a little bit more had a little bit more personal feelings. and feeling to it like a... Didn't FDR do that?
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah. Where he was talking to people... I think you're right. We might need something like that.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
done right thanks yeah there's still so many people that just want somebody to be wrong all the time you know so maybe that'll start to go away i don't know but yeah i think if i wake up each day and i looked at everything as politics and stuff and um it would just it just starts to wear on you and then that algorithm learns you and then you're a fucking puppet you become a puppet what else is going on let's think of something in entertainment i'm trying to think of something um was there a job that you had when you were young that you miss ever
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah, you definitely did. I can see you for sure. For sure.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh, obviously, Macaroni Grill, dude. Dude, you wore a cape at Macaroni Grill. I'm sure. There's no way you didn't.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I'm trying to think of whatever. What about you? I worked at Pizza Shop, man. I love that shit, dude.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah. We had – they'd pay you to clean – we had, like, wishing wells in our town or whatever, and they'd pay you to clean them out, like, the city.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah, get in there. Like, you had to take a ladder down and get all the shit out and stuff. And there's, like – people throw fucking – like, a lot of used, like, to-go orders and shit in that bitch. A lot of Popeyes in that bitch.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
uh decent amount of money not as much as you would think yeah um so we found a sword had blood on it once i remember like a pretty scalibert or whatever yeah um but yeah cleaning out that cleaning out those one summer that was probably the first job i ever had really but get you a little bit of money. Hide my money too.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I used to put my money in a crown royal bag, hide it in the yard. How old were you? Dig a hole and hide it. Probably 11, maybe 12. That's a nice bag. That bitch was nice.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yep. Had some doubloons in it that I caught at some of the parades and like the Mardi Gras parades. There's just these little medallions kind of like they're not worth, they're not worth any money, but they had pictures of like different historical figures from Louisiana on them because you catch them at Mardi Gras. Yeah. And I put them in a bag and hide them in a yard.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I didn't trust anybody in the house. I knew everybody in that bitch, yeah. Really? My three siblings and my mom, I was burying that shit. I ain't fucking lying.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah. We talk now. Things are good now. But at the time, I didn't trust anybody in that bastard, dude, because I was sneaking in their room and stealing shit. So that's the thing.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
That's crazy, dude. What else, man? What's up with the culture? How's black stuff going over there? I know they have that new rapper, Gen Lee. Have you seen him? Oh, yeah.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
He put two N's in it. So he misspelled it. So he could be either one. That's all I'm saying.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
And he's like, he's confident saying it. He seems really like he's from that culture.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
That's what I wonder, because I'm just wondering, like, say you're so much a part of the culture and it seems like he is like he has black friends. He says the word around them. If you're so much a part of it, but then you can't say that. Are you then is that feel like the culture isn't saying, well, you're you're you're here, but you're not. You're not – so I have no idea. But it's interesting.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Right. Yeah, that's kind of how I think I'm going to say it. I just think it's interesting. It's kind of interesting because you have people defending him online. You have people calling him out online. Yeah. And some of his music is great, man. I mean, it's catchy.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's like – and some of the lines he's saying, like, you know – don't get in trouble cause of my shit. Like, you know, I'm not saying this cause I'm, I'm just saying this cause this is who I am. Right. He even expresses in like that stand on its own. Like don't, don't get in it. Don't repeat my shit just to get in.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
At least you put a safety precaution on this. A lot of people.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Yeah. Yeah. That's a ginger advisory right there. That's a ginger advisory, dude. But this is going to this could potentially open up gateways for some gingers to say the N-word and some spicy some because they've long been looming on the edge of the culture. The ring around Saturn, they call them. And it'll be interesting to see what happens.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
My father's from Nicaragua and my mother's just white.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
But I don't, you know, I've thought, you know, yeah, I'm not an M1 guy.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I'm not. Fuck no. What am I fucking trying to prove to somebody? But I do remember they had like this cool band. I went to a black fraternity and we'll get you out of here in a second. Which one? I was an M1. It was like Snoop or something. State of Noop or something. Bring up a couple of black fraternities over there. Southern...
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Hear me out. Here we go. Light it on fire. Light it on fire. I was like, this is a crazy cover band. Don't do it. And then one of their songs was like, oh, this is how you remind me? It's not. So.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Hip-hop renditions of Nickelback. Nickelback. And just make sure you say it right.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
But yeah, look, I just spelled welcome to be in the building. So that's all I'm saying, dude.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Never made it as a wild man, kid. I'm going to spit that whole song right now.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Couldn't cut it as a whole, man. We got to stop. It's only going to get worse. Congratulations on life. The new special's out now. Congratulations on being a dad, man. Thank you, Bill. Yeah, thanks for being just somebody. Yeah, it's good to have, like, that there's different podcasters in different parts of the country and different parts of, like...
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E569 Andrew Schulz
the world, you know, and it's just, we're lucky to be able to do this and, uh, and to be able to spend these conversations. I got to come up there and get on, um, on, uh, on your pod this summer, man.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
I've only heard good things, man. It would be an honor. But thank you so much for your time, dude. I know it's very valuable and it means a lot. And I just appreciate it.
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today's guest is a stand-up comedian he's a podcaster um he has a new special called life on netflix it is miraculously done i'm very thankful to have him return to the podcast today's guest is mr andrew schultz Good to see you, man.
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E569 Andrew Schulz
It's crazy, right? Yeah, yeah. And you can't win. Like, we had, like, Candace Owens and Hasan Piker. They're, like, different sides of the aisle last week, right?
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E569 Andrew Schulz
Put the mattresses back in, son. We got to figure, we got to regroup. But, dude, I didn't fucking know. I thought, well, somebody from the left and somebody from the right, right? Yeah. But I didn't. Oh, bro. Sorry to go there. Yeah, I had no idea. I was just like, okay, let's hear some different thoughts and different opinions or whatever.
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Does that make sense? Who knew that podcasts would have such, and clips of podcasts would get out so much?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Some guy putting his home address or his email address.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I am curious about Austin. I'm curious. Because last time I was there, just his energy... There is a lot of excitement. The club will be sold out. I mean, Joe's club will be sold out forever.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, but even you go to some of those other rooms. You go to Red Band's room next door. You go to, there's the Black Cat or something. Uh-huh, Black Rabbit.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
It's probably because you and Rogan have been friends for so long. You've just been so intertwined with a lot of those guys. And because you've done so much work yourself.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, I think he's doing it. I mean, he pushes. At the end of every episode, he asks everybody. He's like, so, you moving to Austin? Oh, yeah. He tries so hard. He really does.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
No. Like, yeah, if that's that much of the stress, then you guys are having a tough time anyway. Yeah. Yeah, you make a little money. You see your friends with nothing to do when you're there. Getting to be in there. People don't realize you get to meet whoever Joe had on his show that day is going to be at the club that night.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
But it does feel energetic there. I'm seriously considering trying to get a little house there someplace where I can be there more often because I want to be able to work on comedy more. I do feel like I get a real rep for comedy when I'm here, actually. If it's not a show that I put on, then you get up. I feel like L.A.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
She's like, yeah, maybe this guy's all right. Yeah. At the end, she's like, jerk off in front of me. You can do it. Don't ask. I'm not into that. She's changing her old MO. Yeah. Dude, I really think. Yeah. I think Louie. Bill Burr, probably the funny, they might be, Louie's the funniest guy I've ever seen. The funniest person I've ever spoken to. He's the most creative, I think.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Wow. So things have changed. That's right. In America, for sure.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Like, nah. Do you find, as you've been in comedy for how long? 25 years. Wow. Right?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Do you feel like in the beginning you were just telling jokes? Like there was a... And now that there's any more purpose, I just wonder, like, I try to look at, like, do we evolve as comedians? Because you hear some people say we evolve, right? You hear some people say their whole goal, their whole life is just to get up the punchline. Some people want to start being philosophical, right?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Do you feel any difference or notice anything about that for yourself?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, I saw a clip where you were with Harry Mandel. He was talking about anti-Semitism. Somebody was.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. Yeah, I remember he, there was one time he was, oh, I think it was when Trump was running for office and nobody can understand how I like, I was excited that Trump was running because he was a, I was like, if that fucking dude can win, then anybody could win.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, dude, the first time that he won, I remember driving down the street and I've never even been a big Trumper. I've never endorsed Trump. I don't think I voted for him the first time. I don't remember if I voted for him the first time. But, I was like, fucking anybody can win.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Right. Yeah. You're like, anybody could win. That's the part that was fascinating about it. But I remember how I was scared. It was like, oh, no, when they had that Richmond neo-Nazi, that Nazi thing in Richmond, remember years ago? Oh, yeah. What was that? It was like those guys had bought those tiki torches or whatever.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, it was Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. Two of them. Now, that's New Orleans, isn't it? That's Charlottesville?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, yeah, with just insane teriyaki lunches every day.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
You know what I saw the other day? Oh, I was talking to my, I was talking to this kid and he didn't know what AIDS was, dude. What? Yeah. He doesn't know what AIDS is. I was like, kid, I was like.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I was like, dude, what about AIDS? And he's like, AIDS? And I was like, AIDS, you know?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
But where is it? Kids don't even know about AIDS, man. It's gone.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I just felt, I'd had an exhausted week that week. We'd had like a couple of interviews. I think it was in New York and in Nashville. And so it was just like a lot of traveling. I was like, I do not want to do this today. You can really have to prep for it. But it was just like burnt out, you know? Yeah.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I don't know what their culture is. That's a big sign, usually. Dude, they're starving over there. They could have been ordering soup. Dude, any joke that ends in soup, Jewish people love it for some reason.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
That's hilarious, dude. That's fucking hilarious. What are we talking about? Jesus Christ.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I remember, yeah, they were like at a school or whatever. They made us do like a round of applause for HIV or whatever it was. It was like something like some thing they had at our school. It was like clap for AIDS or whatever. Clap for it? It was like somebody would clap as long as they could to raise money for AIDS. Like one of those things. Like do it as long as you can.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Like an AIDS-a-thon or whatever. Okay. And it was like, I just remember being in this gym and people just, it was like somebody had to keep clapping. So you had to tag in somebody else to clap. And then if you got to a certain number of hours, then you raise a certain amount of money.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
That's not funny. But when you're here, everything's funny, dude. Oh, what is this right there? Oh, an unfortunate product name. A Y D S. I was overweight.
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The term enjoy AIDS. And people are like, where did AIDS start? Intuible form.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
But, yeah, I think people, some people have said that they think it had an effect on the election and stuff. I don't really think that.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Let's just drink this yeah, and we all were cool about it, and just fuck yeah Yeah, if nobody calls the other person gay we can enjoy do this Yeah, don't be the first one to take that shot in the revolution Zemo was kind of Zemo was one of a kind it cuz it had caught the bottles and it kind of it was a malt liquor You kind of had it and a malt liquor idea to it, but it was was it lemon flavored I?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Is the IP still available you can't find Zima anywhere else though. It is sold in Japan. I'm going to Japan Are you I mean now? It's a weird reason to go I got a lot of unique stuff over there. Yeah, I Oh, what did I see the other day? In China, there was a, did you see this Jackson Hole, this city in China that they built?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
No codes. Look at this place. This guy built, I visited China's $170 million little America replica town. It's a town of Jackson Hole.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, so it made of Jackson. It just looks like America. This guy went to visit it.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
And everything in it is... Wyoming. Yeah. What? Who does this? How can you do this? That's wild. They built a few of these. How big is that town? Who's building it? China. Just to bring new people in? Old churches? I think rich people it looks like. Yeah, what is it? Can you give me some information on it? So you can live in China but be in America? Yes.
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Property taxes. Jackson, Old China is a resort town on the border between Hualai County, Zhangjiakou, wedged between Taihang and Yan Mountain Ranges. And architecture is designed by the town. Jackson, Wyoming. Is there ski in there? Damn. I don't know. Let us see some of that information. Cowboy bar. The Thousand Single Home Development used stock Western home plants from an architect in Oregon.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. I wish we'd have gotten more time to get to. I wish I got more time to talk to Donald Trump because I thought it would have been just I knew we only had about like 55 minutes. So that's a unique amount of time.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, I wish you'd have got. Dude, I had a dream last night, actually, that I interviewed Tim Walls, actually. He's the loser guy. He was the guy that set... Yeah, he was on the losing team, and he was... What did you interview him about? What did you talk to him in your dream?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I can't remember, but he was so cool in the interview, and I was like, dude, no, people don't know if you're so cool or not. We have to come... Let's talk, people, you know? But I think... I bet they're all kind of cool.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Thank you. Obviously, she's into showing her body off, though. She's got some really, like if I were a baby. It's rude to not show it off. Right. It's a good point. If I were a baby, dude, I would just pretend like it was morning all the time. Just like breakfast.
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Yeah, I think a lot of them just probably either want... Or they want... That's the thing. It's so hard to know what they're really like as opposed to what you see. Yeah. Until I think you get some sort of like a vert, like something of them that seems like somewhat relatable to you.
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Oh, yeah. Makes sense. Did you... You think you'll have any children already? What do you think? No, I had a vasectomy. You did? Yeah. No way. I was taking chances. You were? I was taking too many chances. So you were actually trying to have a child? No. What? Sorry, what are you saying then? No, I was just pulling out late. Oh, you were? Yeah. I don't understand how people do that.
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I know a lot of black guys like to just do the nut or whatever. The nut is great.
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Shut up. I've never done it. Yes, you have. I've never ejaculated inside of a woman. Then you haven't lived. Really?
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But every time I do the... What if she's like, I'm on the pill? I barely know her. So I'm not believing that.
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Oh, you're in there just like one of the Ghostbusters just throwing ectoplasm in there.
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I'm going to end up being a father. People are always getting, I don't want to be in a lawsuit or something. Find some old chick. Find some post-menopausal chick. Get to me more. I want to get a regular wife that likes to.
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Who was the last? Betty White. Betty White. Betty White. Estelle Getty was so. She was old when it started. Right. She was the looker. Rue McClanahan was the one that everybody, my dad kind of had hots for. The youngest of the slutty one. Yeah. Blanche. Devereaux.
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Do you think they will cure... Do you think that being gay will be something that will be eternal or one day that that will be hacked or something? That we can cure it.
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Oh, I think most people are like, who cares? But I just mean, maybe cure is not the right word, right? Do you think that they would, do you think that they'll ever... A vaccine. Vaccine, yeah.
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I don't know if we're going to find out soon if Bobby Kennedy gets in there.
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The latest viral COVID-19 conspiracy theory boosted by QAnon falsely claims vaccines turn children gay or trans. Wow, I didn't know that. And that's a false allegation that COVID-19... Yeah, I mean, a lot of kids, I will say, seem very gay, though. Do you notice that?
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Okay. Yeah, I've heard it both ways. I didn't really know which one was correct, but yeah, nuclear.
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There was I've heard rumors that a lot of Haitians moved over there in there at the parks and stuff and were selling sex and stuff like that. Have you seen any of that over there? Hookers in Bushwick? Yeah, in the parks over there. Selling their bodies? Yeah, they were selling sex and oral sex over there. I mean, Haitian, that's not who you'd want. I mean, who you want is who you want.
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I guess it's the, I don't know what the pace, the rate is.
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Yeah, one of my friends was telling me there's a lot of hookering going on over there in some of the parks. Haitian hookering? I think they said Haitian. I would have to ask them.
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That could be it, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it's a good question. That whole inauguration thing was just such a game. You went? Yeah, I had total Game of Thrones energy over there.
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It seemed weird. Well, I think the biggest thing that seemed like it's been on the table for me is just the free speech stuff. You start to worry about like a lot of these social media companies limiting speech, limiting what's possible.
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Oh, in a heartbeat. Yeah, people gave me grief for going to the inauguration. I was like, dude.
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Yeah, I think people are starting to get hip to, like, how much of it is... Game of Thrones, like, image shit. Yeah, how much of it is, like, this person is doing this, or they're being told this, or this is the plan. Kamala did not have a good strategist, whoever their planner was or whatever. Who was that? Who was their... That's one thing I've never read. I bet it wasn't the Swami.
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Yeah, it's like, how am I not going to go to inauguration? I have no idea. What if it's not even real and there's video? It's the moon landing. Who knows? So I went and at least saw like, okay.
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Was there food? At the ball, the food was not good. That fucking broke my heart. What do you mean? Tony was there. He's like, we did it. And I'm like, the food isn't good, Tony. We didn't. We still have room.
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It wasn't that good. And they only had like 30 chairs in this whole ballroom. And there was probably 1,500 people in there.
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That was the most hectic part. But yeah, just to be there, to be in Washington, D.C., to see that happen, for sure. I was like, fuck you. I'm going. I would never be weird. I would never think it was weird if anybody went. Is that you there? No, but pull those people back up. So this was the part that was fascinating to me. These were, this was. These are the guys deciding our fates.
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It's not making our society better. Well, I agree with that. But say I'll say that type of thing. People will be like, well, a government can't decide what can and can't make their society better, right?
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But why do we keep building stuff that's bad? But if people say, well, if your government says you can't, then that's a form of communism, right? Your government says you can't have this and you can't have it. Because we shouldn't have... I mean, we just had a woman on, we're talking about Pornhub, and extremely high percentage of their content was totally unregulated. So they had...
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uh rapes on there they had unconsensual sex they had sex with minors they had sex with babies on there on pornhub on the website but their whole goal was just to have as much content as they could have because then they sell more advertising dollars because like we have this many urls we have this many links that people can go to so they're selling in bulk but they didn't have anybody or they had very few people moderating any of the content that came through
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I don't like it. Twitter does that a lot, I noticed. Twitter definitely can be a place where you can really get trapped in there. Do you notice that, Nick, you think?
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I mean, I don't think we should do. I don't know what we should do.
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Well, that's the same thing that I noticed with this woman talking about with porn. It was like they would bring up these cases. There were cases of people who had been raped and their footage uploaded. Right.
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oh my god oh and you can't just go what it's an open source thing like no no you're facilitating it right right that's the thing people are like well we and they at one point she said they only had one moderator who would spin and something had to be flagged like 15 times before it even comes into before it even comes into the moderation queue you're already fucked over and the moderation queue would be like hundreds of thousands of videos long that they have to sit there and then there's just one person deciding yeah adult not adult consensual not consensual the problem is you start with like they need to have some oversight they're gonna go too far yeah
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Well, and then you wonder, is human society supposed to have this success story or is it a –
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You have to at least do something. But then it's like I think people have lost total faith that their country is going to do a lot.
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But I think like, I mean, we talk about it a lot in here, like with the Sackler family, the company that made all the drugs and they- God damn, and they're still- Still alive.
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They're incentivized to financially. Who's even making money? Is it just to go back to pay for victims?
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Yeah, there's nothing worse. Because if your planned line doesn't go good for a celebrity, you have nothing. That's it. You stand there like an asshole. Like, I've done that. It feels so shitty.
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Let's get this really quick. Purdue Pharma Sackler Families boost contribution in opioid settlement to $7.4 billion. The company and the once prominent family behind the drug OxyContin agreed Thursday to increase their financial contribution to resolve mass opioid litigation. The Sacklers and Purdue Pharma boosted their settlement contribution to $7.4 billion.
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If approved, the new plan would end the costliest corporate bankruptcy resulting from the U.S. opioid crisis.
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Under the new settlement, the terms of Sacklers' control of Purdue Pharma ends. The $7.4 billion... Oh, they have to give up the company. ...will go directly to communities across the U.S., including states, counties, cities, and territories over the next 15 years. Well, that's good. That's good. That's good.
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I know. There was a night where Johnny Depp was at the comedy store. Oh, yeah. I heard about that. He's the star. There was nobody like him. He was... He was everybody, dude. He was in that movie, Peter Pan. He was in that Peter Pan movie. Was he? Yeah, what was it called?
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Yeah, what are you going to be? You're just going to use Yankee candles all day? Fucking... Dude, some of the candle smells have gotten crazy.
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You know what I'm saying? That's one vote for Trump right there.
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Two things to do in the world? Yeah, in America, anything. I would probably say sentence the Sackler family to death, I think.
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that's fucked by this well yeah most most of america i mean just the aa rooms alone you see so many more people that aren't alcoholics they're open they're at their opioid addicts from pain relief straight to heroin and it's a different thing it's like the aa program helps them but it does it's not the same it's like these people their database has been compromised and altered they're they're
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I don't know, can opioids affect your genetic makeup over time? Can they alter? Lose teeth. Your DNA?
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Your grin. But yeah, yes, opioids can alter DNA. Which may contribute to opioid use disorder, these changes. So then you're not even talking to a human then. You're dealing with someone who's been compromised by a drug.
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That's not even what I'd tell them. At least they stopped them from doing it. But now they have another new anti- What's that? There's a new opioid I just saw that they were putting up.
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Oh, that's the best. That's the best. Bro, when I was in college, they had this group of gay fellas that would come and they'd fist fight. It was called, I've said it before, we'll beep this part out, but it's called Fist Fights, right? And it was their company. They came. It was gay men would come. You pay five bucks, go there, you get a beer, and you get to watch fights.
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And they would beat the living shit out of each other, dude. Wow.
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Have there ever been no cockfight? No. But there is midget versus rooster or whatever. Oh. Right near the border.
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Yeah, are you talking Ariana Grande fans or are you talking like hardcore?
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I bet he could. He's got to be able to overcut. I think he auditioned for Newsies and got pretty far. So I bet he could. Dude, don't pick that fight. You're not going to win that. Yeah, you're going to win this fucking... Is that Carlos Mencia? Why does he dress like Carlos Mencia?
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Finding Neverland. Oh, God. That's a good movie. But anyway, so then suddenly, I'd never even really been backstage at the main room. I wasn't getting on stage there much of the time. And I'm like, oh, I got to go back. Got to go back. So you walk in. The back room back there was packed. Like you could barely even move.
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Shane Gillis? Yeah. How can you even see that's in eight pixels? Let me see when he turns. Pause it when he turns and we see his face. There.
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Okay. Love that chicken from Five Nights. That's a new commercial right there. That's him. Wow, that's great. That is so great. Oh, that's great. What are we talking? Oh, but what's the new drug? You see it, Nick?
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Yeah, there we go. FDA approved novel non-opioid treatment for moderate to severe acute pain. Yeah, that's what they need. Yeah, this just happened. Jurnavix, J-O-U-R-N-A-V-X, is the first drug to be approved in this new class of pain management medicines. 50 milligram oral tablets, a first in class non-opioid analgesic to treat moderate to severe acute pain in adults.
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But wouldn't you just get addicted using this? But does that mean you don't? But it's non-opioid. Maybe it's not addictive.
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What the fuck's an opioid, too? Targeting a pain signaling pathway. So unlike opioids, which act on receptors in the brain, Gernavix works by targeting a pain signaling pathway involving sodium channels in the peripheral nervous system. A lot of words I didn't know in that.
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Blocking pain signals before they reach the brain. So it's stopping the signals instead of the receptors in the brain. Oh, this is like the difference between LimeWire and Napster. Yeah. It's like pretty much the same, but it works different. Yeah. That's a good comparison. Thanks. Evidence of non-addictive properties.
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Clinical data showed no evidence of withdrawal or drug-seeking behaviors in patients. That's it. Right. The drug does not activate opioid receptors or induce euphoria.
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Meanwhile, people are just fucking sleeping in fucking baby beds and shit. God, those lean backs are fucking crazy right now. Opioids are a class of drugs that interact with opioid receptors in the brain and body to reduce pain perception and produce various effects that can be natural, semi-synthetic, or synthetic chemicals.
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Yeah. People will start to, I think, be a little bit unnoticed. There will be some sort of. Yeah, because they're serial killers. I don't understand how they were not.
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Everybody's having like these fake conversations and kind of has their body lightly turned towards Johnny Depp.
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I'll say this. If you show me 40 Chinese, dude, I don't know how I'd feel. You just **** on the same one over and over again? Be honest. Well, it's kind of like this. One time this lady paid us to go get her cats in her yard or whatever, and she was very old, and she would give us, I think, a quarter for each cat that we brought in. Yeah.
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And me and my buddy William just kept bringing the same two cats in over and over again. Fucking...
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No, it was a different group, I think. That was one of the best things about doing comedy, man, was just the places you got to go. You couldn't afford it. No.
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Mike, is that Mike Costa with us? Patrick DeGear. That's Costa. Yeah, it looks like Costa. Patrick DeGear, Mike Costa. Who's Patrick DeGear? The blind one. Oh, yeah, Patrick DeGear. Yeah, he's blind. That's you on the left? Yeah. Damn. I had good hair back then.
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Oh, Rogan. I couldn't imagine, dude. I feel like you never see. I feel like a lot of people, you never see him. He doesn't do a lot of.
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Crazy. Went to the A. Dude, Guantanamo Bay, I didn't realize, first of all, nice golf courses there. Underrated. You'd never know it. We got to see the prisoners play some volleyball.
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No. They wouldn't let us get that close to them or whatever. And some of them had blindfolds on or whatever, but they were still playing. Unbelievable. Just to do like to get out in the yard or whatever and have a – Oh, the prisoners. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, they had these... They could play volleyball? Iguanas down there, foxes, rodents, unique animals. They had a beach, this thing called Glass Beach.
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It used to be glass, but it all was rounded out now. From the tides? Where else did they send you? Azores? We went to the Azores, which is somewhere. Is that Portugal? Yes, off the coast of Portugal, between Portugal and America. Thank you.
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I'll tell you where the AIDS is. You know, you're like, what's this guy? And it's just a gay guy that's flirting or whatever. But it was like that at the – that was it. And he was in the back. I'm coming out. I think – Oh, that's Edgar. That's right. Yeah, he was with Edgar. And who brought him? The guy – Doug Stanhope. Doug Stanhope brought him from Arizona. And everybody was just like –
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Trying to be in his presence, his aura. You could soak it in. You could bask. You could just see him. And I can't even remember if I got to meet him or not. But if I did, I think it was one of those things like, oh, see, things are going good or something like that.
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But I met a guy in my neighborhood. I never talk about that whole trip.
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James was his name. James. But anyway, yeah, and I was like, oh, that'd be perfect. That sounds so cool. Oh, it was great. Yeah, semester at sea. It was like a floating school. Took off out of Canada, out of Vancouver over there, and just went around the whole world. Finished in Florida. We stopped at Cube on the way. You did? On the way back, yeah. Fidel came and spoke to us, too.
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It was pretty crazy. Really? Yeah. What? But then we just tried to get out. Oh, dude, I'll tell you this fun thing that happened. So we went out. And nobody spoke any Spanish or whatever. We would just do like that if somebody talked to us in Spanish, you know? We would fucking just do that in order of Cuba Libre, you know? Oh, man, they're great there. Oh, yeah, they have an aclap.
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Yeah. A lot of people will travel over there. It's different in Cuba. The flick goes further. And then, uh, so we were at this thing, we're just walking down the streets and finally we find this kind of party going on. It looked like it was some people, there was like a birthday cake and stuff for this old guy. And these people like we're drinking and we were drinking.
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So we all just start kind of dancing in this little kind of four year area, like off this, the edge of this house and stuff. And we're hanging out and stuff. And we're singing happy birthday and dancing. And then you start to realize, look over, and this old guy is going down on this woman. They were hookers that they'd hired for this birthday.
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These two old dudes had hired some hookers for their birthday. What? And we're just fucking there, like, cutting the cake with them and shit. We're like, what the fuck are we doing, bro?
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An alcoholic with a dessert. It's hard. It's fucking. It's a replacement. What else do you see there? What else did we see? Went to a baseball game. Oh, I miss doing that. And when we left, we were throwing everything we had off of the edge of the ship. Like.
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This is still the Return of the Rat Tour. I promise we'll end it one of these days when we've gone all the places that we can go. I'm very grateful that you guys continue to support us. Today's guest is a stand-up comedian. He's a podcaster. He's been an integral part of comedy for a long time, bridges a lot of years and connections between other comics. He's certainly a type of glue.
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tennis shoes any just because they didn't have like just things that like yeah we're like what are we gonna do take this shit we don't even fucking care who cares because you kind of made friends with the people while you were there they had this guy named henry that was taking us around and he um and it was just so we're just throwing everything we had just off the edge of this boat just take it yeah take it here here here okay all kind of stuff yeah because they could use it it was that was pretty awesome that was really great
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Yeah. And they had horse meat. That's what they served us at this conference. They served us horse meat. And then they had also, like you wore this translator machine so whenever Fidel was talking and the speakers were talking, you could hear what they were saying. Whoa. And then some people got to ask him questions and shit. One kid got him to sign his passport. Fidel Castro? Yeah.
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Signed somebody. Wow, that's a perfect thing to sign. Signed somebody's passport. Wow. Pretty fucking cool. You met Fidel Castro? Some little slurper. I don't know if I met him. I don't think I did. But you saw him. Yeah, we saw him. He came and spoke to us, like 600 students or maybe. And then I'm trying to think of anything else that happened that was super great over there.
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I just have them pretty quick. And we just drank with like a lot of like homeless people. Like a lot of times you would pull in, you're on a boat docks. You were always like around like homeless people and shit and wherever boat docks are. Right. That's not, that's not the typical vibe of a city. Right. Like sometimes it was like cool, like Miami.
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And then sometimes it was like, you were in like Jersey, you know, like you just, it was hit or miss, you know, some of these ports you went into. So you'd roll off thinking, like, oh, we're going to be in the lap of, like, some cool area, and you'd just be in, like, the industrial and the docks, you know, like in Belfast or something. Yeah, exactly. Who would go here? No one in L.A.
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goes to where the ships dock. People are just getting fucking wasted. I've been at sea for nine months. Get me hookers and drugs now. Oh, dude, all the staff that worked on the cruise ship, they were from, like, Trinidad and Tobago and stuff like that, and so they would all go get hookers the second that the boat docked.
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You'd see them file out like ants just to go get hookers in these different countries.
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God, yeah, there's nothing scarier than if you have a line for something and it's say this because your brain doesn't think. It's just like, oh, everything will go good. It's not like, well, if that doesn't get adhered to, then what are you going to do after that? Yeah, you plan ahead. Like once that goes great, then what do I do from there? I'll talk. I'll listen.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's great. And what do they call it? Wind on you? Wining. It's their dance. And it's toboggan? I guess so. Steel pan, all that shit. It was so fucking cool. I love that. What do you notice after traveling to some of these places? What are the things you miss about America? And what do you think are the things that we lose by being such a capitalistic environment?
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Pregnancia. He just... That's when you really, that's when your nuts go missing right there. Wow. Jesus, lady. I know. Alto, alto. I caught a pickpocket in Croatia one time. Got a picture with him. He pickpocketed you? Caught him fucking just like that. And then you're like, I'm not mad at you. Let's just take a picture. Let's get a photo of you. And he ran off. Little guy.
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Little fucking five-year-old ghost thieving. Hey, no.
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I'll say, hey, I will – then I'll ask, yeah, maybe we can get a photo or something. Yeah, but God, it's so scary when that first line doesn't go good because then you don't know what to do. Oh, it's so embarrassing. It is harrowing kind of. And that was at a time when celebs – there was like a real hierarchy to celebrity then. I feel like celebrity has gotten very –
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Let's look about Jouvet. Can you find me any information on it? It looks beautiful. It's the day before. So color. A traditional carnival celebration in many countries throughout the Caribbean. The parade is believed to have its foundation in Trinidad and Tobago with roots steeped in French Afro-Creole traditions. Wow. Such as Can Boulay. Can Boulay. What is that?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, yeah. Can Boulay is a precursor to Trinidad and Tobago Carnival. The festival is also where calypso music has its roots.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Go back to that information, Nick. It was originally a harvest festival. It was drum, singing, dancing, and chanting were an integral part. Huh. Yep. Can Bule has played an important role in the development of the music of Trinidad and Tobago for it was the banning of percussion instruments in the 1880s that led to the surreptitious innovations that gave birth to steel pan music. Oh, that's cool.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
it's the party for the sake of party and it's like the downstairs on the on the titanic yeah you know yeah everything else just gets a little bit ridiculous out here that i think you definitely notice that more in big cities yeah club club life clubbing in europe is about like doing drugs and dancing yeah and here it's about like bottle service and velvet ropes prestige yeah yeah that kind of stuff starts to disappear once you even get out of i feel like some of the bigger cities
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I always noticed too that Australians travel the most. It's like they go do it.
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There's always like one outlier thing they're going to see.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I want to see Mickey Rooney's grave over there. Yeah, they go for like two months. I know. It is really incredible. It's almost like that Amish thing. What's the – where they go? Rumspringa. Rumspringa. Yeah. Australians almost have that. We're like, I'm going to go see the world.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Everybody has social media, everybody has a website, everybody could be a star. You also see the real them now, the real, real celebrities.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Would you see that picture that just came up about Mars? You see that? What about it? They found this crazy thing on the photo. If this photo is real, did you see that, Nick?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. What? It's kind of fascinating. That's unsettling.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh! This year's Square Enix Fighter of the Mars behind Brandon Wilde has space fanatics completely baffled. Yeah, that's a straight line. Yeah, I'm trying to see if we can get a clear picture of it. I'm sure they were too. Yeah, facts. Oh, that's it right there. So you start to wonder, because your mind also starts to say, well, okay, that's a square.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
And the shittiest thing for me is UFOs have been in the water recently. Do you hear that like a month ago? Yeah, why wouldn't they hide in the water? Yeah. And you're like, okay, so you're telling me this whole time we've been looking up. And they're down. And they're down. Oh, you tricksters. It's like part of a Scooby-Doo episode. It's like, what? I'm not worried about them harming me.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
This was a – they tell me something. CBS News. Yeah. Tim Burchard said in an interview Wednesday that an admirable whom he did not identify told him an unidentified craft moving at incredible speeds in the sea.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
But also, oh, they've been in the water. Oh, we were looking up here and they're down there. Have you ever thought to tell us about the water?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. That was good. That was better than the other one. You win the round. But I was like, this is so fucking dumb, dude. Now they're in the water. It's like, so they're not up here? It just was so dumb to me.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, things have gotten, yeah, celebrities used to be kept more in this kind of hidden realm kind of.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Let's see, Bariloche. Where the women swim like swine. Let me see it. You don't know how to spell that? Yeah, I was going to say, how do we spell it? It's up to you, really. You're a great American. Yeah, it's up to fucking you, bro. It's up to you, boy. Bariloche. Bariloche.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
You just heard about it from somebody? It's so funny when you hear about something when you're a kid and you just remember it forever, you know?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
La Crosse, Wisconsin was a place that I liked in America.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Give me the grassroots. Bariloche, I'm going to write that one down. And that's La Crosse, Wisconsin. I think it's one of the best little cities. Bariloche? Bariloche, yeah. Where the women swim like swine. Oh, yeah, there you go. There's Granddad's Bluff over there. Bariloche. Oh, yeah, bro. That's what we need, more Bariloche. In America, yeah.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
And then I would say in America, probably I would go with La Crosse, Wisconsin as a place that I really think is a great place to go tour or see. Just nice. It's like if you thought of an ideal place in America. Yeah. Like especially like... Where like in the fall, the leaves change color and it's like a cool mountain, but you can still ride your bike everywhere you wanted to in town as a kid.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
And you have just enough of a little downtown with like some three-story buildings where you're like, oh, that's downtown. Cool enough, two bars. Yes. And everything, but some cool old shops and stuff downtown where it really feels cool. How many people live there in La Crosse, Wisconsin? 52,818.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
So a good enough size, too, where it's like, you know, you'll have some neighbors, you have some good sporting events and stuff like that. You're close enough to drive to Green Bay to cheer for the Packers. But yeah. Right. Right. But far enough away. Like we don't go. Right. Like this is their downtown. So everything, you know, just kind of perfect.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. I want to do some more. Like I think maybe after this year, then I would just get a camper and do like a year where I just go around the country, do some like interview just regular people in different places. You're good at that too. And just have a. I saw you interview like a school bus driver once. Go touring. Who did we interview?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
We have a hostage negotiator coming on soon. No, it was somebody more regular. And we got a Native American. A couple years ago.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Probably switch off. Or if I have a family at that point.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, do you think that's growing up or do you think that it's changed? Maybe it's changed. Maybe, but I mean, I always take out the fact that I'm getting older and growing up, that that could be part of the realization of things.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
yeah skiing doing anything yeah i think some things just get like you're like you want to work but then you're like have i done enough work i don't know but then you start working so much you don't know what you're doing anymore sometimes too just autopilot wasting time it's funny i have two different sets of friends and half of them are like pity me for not buckling down enough and the other half look up to me for for like paying it back in enough i think i look up i think i always admire the fact that you go and do these fun things that seem to keep you alive
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I got a proposition for you. Maybe I'll tell you off air. Okay. That's fair. Yeah, I want to come on and talk about the semester at sea. That's what I would like to talk about. Okay. So we'll do it.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Dude, we had a girl. She fucking did a water slide somewhere in like Vietnam, which nobody knew they even had. Yeah. Broke out both of her front teeth and got knocked up by a mariachi player, dude. A mariachi player in Vietnam? I know. What do you mean we had a girl? I don't know. She was just on the cruise ship, too. Because that would be it. You'd land in a port with the cruise ship.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
You would take classes while you're on the ship. And the program's called Semester at Sea, and it's amazing. You'd take classes. But then once you got to a city, people could go do whatever they wanted. You could be back at whatever? Be back when the ship leaves at like, oh, 1700 or something. So people would come back with drug habits. Some people would come back with amazing stories.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
People would come back with their teeth in their pocket in a full wound. That's like Fantasy Island. It was just, some people would, people would stay with it. A couple people would like fell in love and just fucking stayed. They're like, fuck it. A couple people got busted with drugs or whatever and they just left them there. No. Yeah, rules are rules, man.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
No, my buddy's dad was in Love Boat. Yeah. Really? What was he in Love Boat? He was a captain, I think. What? He was a captain. Captain Stubing? Yeah.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Every now and then, you bring a piece of information that he doesn't have. That's when his mind is blown. How did you know this? Well, he's a library. Imagine going to bed when you're a library. He's a fucking library. It's like you go to the front desk. You're like, hey, do you have this book? And he's like, let me see what I have. And then he shows up with the information that he has.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
For a pothead, he really remembers it quite a lot. Un-fucking-real. That's, I think, I mean, he has a lot of... He's a hard worker, but I think he just has an endless memory.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Genuinely curious. I'm already like, I know enough. Dude, I know so little, and I gave up then. I think that was my MO. Ari Shaffir, we got the new special... America's Sweetheart. America's Sweetheart on Netflix. On Netflix. Congratulations, man. Thank you.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, get a lesbian who's a Timothee Chalamet impersonator. Yeah, without even trying. Yeah. Yeah. But even that would go further with a young generation. It sure would.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
That's going to be nice, dude. Okay. As soon as we're done, I want to suggest something to you.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. I'm ready to take a suggestion. Yep. Thank you, guys. America's Sweetheart, Ari Shaffir, his tour after the backpacking or before?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
I didn't care. I think sometimes we do an episode and I'm like, that was the best ever. And I'm like, you guys are fucking, we're all idiots. It is fascinating how the idea of planning a trip is so hectic and then you just plan it. And then like the day comes where you're sitting on the plane and you're like, this is the best decision I ever made.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
They'd be like, what the fuck? Ari Shafir, man, good to see you, bro. You too, buddy. Yeah, are you living in Austin now?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
God, it's good. Yeah. We had a taxi took us in Vietnam straight to a bird animal place that had hookers in the back. So pet shop front, hooker back. How do those go together? Just what a combo. Hey, kid, play with the puppies. Dad's going to go in the back. It was kind of like when you see those Pizza Hut Baskin Robbins or whatever, where there's that merger or whatever.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
You're like, yeah, I'll take a couple of scoops. A couple of scoops and a wing. Yeah, dude. I'll take a fucking piece of pie and a fucking, and a gerbil. Ari Shafir, man, you endlessly continue to create content, man, and put your comedy out in the world, man. Yeah, I'm trying to have fun. Yeah, you always do. Thanks. Thanks for coming and hanging out, man. Yeah. Good seeing you, buddy.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
And they're pretty immediate over there too. Yeah. Like the second you're there, you show up on social media.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
They're pretty good. Do you, are you amazed at the success of Austin or with the comedy scene in Austin? What do you think about it? Do you, it's exciting.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
They don't oh Where they're weak the comedians you mean?
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah, they've kind of started out like doing well. Yeah. Kind of like the JonBenet of comedy.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
At first, I was like, what's this going to be like? It seemed like a lot of when Joe went. But then also Tom Segura went, which was huge.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of the last time I was there, I was like... you could go up and down that street and do kind of five sets in a night if you wanted. And I was like, well, that is nice.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Oh, that's a good question. Especially Shane. I feel like is the biggest guy in the world right now. Yeah. I feel like he's like, I don't even know who I would compare him to.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
That's hilarious. That'd be the best. That'd be the best cop.
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in the humor world his latest special america's sweetheart is now on netflix you know his podcast you be tripping and he's currently on the farewell tour going now through the rest of the year i'm always excited to spend time with him and catch up today's guest is mr ari shafir
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Well, I think a lot of the people from the podcast are that realm or whatever people that podcast. It's like a lot of the audiences know us.
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E561 Ari Shaffir
they just see us so much you know going ahead of time they already know your backstory yeah they saw so many I mean they've seen so many clips or for you or things that are out there you know and a lot of it's stuff that we didn't even make it's like other channels making shit it's like you know like I know there's like Legion of Skanks has like extra channels that are always just making their shit and putting it out yeah
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E561 Ari Shaffir
Yeah. And it's, it's great stuff, but it's like, so then that just gets so much of it out there.
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E566 Candace Owens
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Yeah, it's just – yeah, they can easily catch me outside of an Eddie Bauer or something.
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years ago that was chastising tucker carlson like he was i think he was in jackson hole like he was in wyoming where just nothing happens in wyoming oh i think i remember this clip maybe yeah but he was with his children he was with his children and that's so bizarre because then the kid is witnessing the kid is like what's even going on right they have no idea who i my kids have no idea who i am yeah he's like i thought my dad sold nicotine pouches he's a he's a he's a
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah. I saw, oh, is this the clip? Is this him talking about it?
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah, people can get a little bit crazy. Yeah. So that's kind of your biggest concern. Do you, did you see that Trump signed that executive order for the healthcare?
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah, I think it was like two days ago. Can you bring that up?
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They're like it was mined from the Tylenol mines in Rome or whatever. And you're like, that is you're lying. This is unbelievable, though. I mean, this is I think this is amazing. This is empowering patients through radical price transparency. Today, President Trump signed an executive order to empower patients with clear, accurate and actionable health care pricing information.
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E566 Candace Owens
Sometimes I don't think about that. It would be great if your AC or whatever had like a Caribbean setting or whatever. And you could have set that and suddenly like some great music came out.
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The order directs the Department of Treasury, Labor and Health and Human Services to rapidly implement and enforce this. the healthcare price transparency regulations. They, the departments will ensure hospitals and insurers disclose actual prices, not estimates and take action to make prices comparable across hospitals.
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E566 Candace Owens
And yeah, I think because the number one cause, this is one thing that like during the pandemic, I've never really been super political, but one thing that I did latch on to over the past few years is this program called Power to the Patients. And Fat Joe has been like an advocate for them. We've done some stuff for them. John Jones, the UFC fighter.
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E566 Candace Owens
But it's that, yeah, when you go to, yeah, there they are right there. When you go to the hospital, they can just say, agree to pay. Then you get the bill later and the prices are insane. But you have no idea what the prices are.
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E566 Candace Owens
That's true, but the price they charged him for it is insane though.
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E566 Candace Owens
And then some guy's trying to get you to gamble offshore. Suddenly you're like, what temperature is this? That would be so crazy. They should have. Where are all the cool settings for the HVAC? Right.
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E566 Candace Owens
I mean, it wasn't an accident, but I thought he was deceased. He's not.
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah, it's sad. Feelings go fast these days, man. But what are you saying that it's very similar?
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah, it's unbelievable. And this was one thing that Bernie Sanders and Trump agreed on. This was one thing that both sides, it was bipartisan, right? But my question is, because now when you go, you can say, okay, well, if it's $700 here for this MRI, I'm going to call across the street, and they're going to have to make it $500 if they want your business.
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E566 Candace Owens
So now you'll get to the actual prices eventually, right?
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And then the stress too. That's the thing that Bernie Sanders was talking a ton about. It's like the stress that people sit there because the number one cause of bankruptcy is medical debt in America. And just the stress that that causes people. You've lived your life, suddenly you're sick. You're going to get sick anyway because you're getting older.
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E566 Candace Owens
12 days of gray and rain he he almost loves it he just wants to retreat to his library oh yeah i think all british people are always just writing war letters and stuff that's how i kind of always envision them they're always just looking out the window and writing about the war to each other that's what my husband does all day of course yeah and then even paddington bear their bear has a coat he's not even like our bears are naked you know what i'm saying like i'm not saying that that's the way to do it but yeah if you bring up an american teddy bear real quick
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E566 Candace Owens
And now you just are stressed at the price because they send this thing. And then the value you put on your own life at that moment and the constant stress of calling these companies and just this war. And yeah, medical debt is the leading cause of bankruptcy in the U.S. accounting for 66.5% of all bankruptcies. And there's a talk right now of Medicaid being cut, right? But
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E566 Candace Owens
This if and I'm hoping this is part of their plan that they will enforce this that because that's the problem. This happened before that Trump made this an order and it wasn't enforced. It was when he was leaving office. So I'm hoping that this time that this is something that they will enforce. And we'll actually get the prices down.
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E566 Candace Owens
And then you won't even need as much Medicaid because the prices will be real. So I'm hoping it's part of like a simultaneous thing that they're doing.
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Why do you think it takes – like this is one thing I'm noticing about government. It's like no matter who's in office, whether it's Republicans or Democrats – It's always the same shit. Nothing ever changes. It's like you would think at some point they would give you the – you know, you would get some of these things solved. Like even with this, like why does it take something so long?
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E566 Candace Owens
Like are both sides just screwing? You start to think that just both sides are just screwing us.
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E566 Candace Owens
That slurp lizard's been in there for frickin forever.
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E566 Candace Owens
And there's a problem where – People shouldn't be able – if they're in government, they shouldn't be able to then work for lobbies right after because then they're working for the lobbies. That was one thing.
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E566 Candace Owens
But every American feels that way. So why is – like what are we even fucking doing then it feels like?
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah, and lobbyists are writing half of the bills too. That's one of the craziest things.
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But how do they keep them from just saying, hey – Wouldn't you think at least two or three people a year would be like, hey, this whole thing is a fucking charade?
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E566 Candace Owens
Yeah. Now, some of these are obviously some pretty right wing bears. Put up a bring up a politically neutral teddy bear.
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Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what dumb found me the most. And you believe this program, you believe it because as like, I guess like an American or a citizen of any country, you want to believe in the altruistic nature, not totally altruistic, but at least maybe 75% altruistic nature of people or that people want to do well. Um, And yeah, I think that's one of the things that's most baffling.
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E566 Candace Owens
And then at a certain point, does that just have to start to turn because the grossness of wealth is starts you just start to see how sick it is and how sour it is. That's easy for me to say that, you know, I can pay my mortgage and I have, you know, know that I can afford food.
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E566 Candace Owens
So maybe that's an unfair thing for me to say, but I just think there's this overall kind of theory there or feeling there. So what do you think is going to be different about Trump in office this time? Like, I mean, I think it's if they enforce this thing, that's going to be amazing. I'm curious to see if they will. But what do you think is going to be different about him in office this time?
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E566 Candace Owens
I agree. I can't believe that every day there wasn't a newspaper article from every... company that was like hey there is a man who is obviously being commandeered right um who is a puppet because he is not mentally well it's not even a knock on him the guy's not well right it's like if somebody did that to my grandpa grandfather or father i've said that forever you know and you know
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It's embarrassing to the rest of the world. It's like people can tell the guy's not well, and they put him on the bike for 40 feet or whatever, and it was like, who put him on the bike? Falls over. Well, it's just like you can't put that guy on a bike, dude. It was elder abuse. It is. That's what it felt like to me.
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E566 Candace Owens
It felt like elder abuse, and it felt like a horrible way also for the world to see us like, oh, this is what they think of their elders, right? And that kind of hits you in a place where like, man, it's just gross. Mm-hmm. Like people took advantage of this guy. I'm amazed that his wife didn't speak up. Maybe that his son – that his children didn't speak up.
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But also I don't know what their lives are like. I don't really know. And maybe he wanted to not. There may have been a big part of him that he did – was able to speak well and communicate and said I don't – I want to keep going. But what do you – like I'm kind of conflicted about Trump like with his – stance on Gaza, right?
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Oh, that's a good point. I never even think about that. Oh, yeah. Because if you see some people cooking some of the stuff I've seen them cook, you would call the police in some communities. But in other communities, you're just sharpening your silverware. So, yeah, I agree that that's interesting. But, yeah, they should have definitely some better settings on the AC.
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I think it's become both sides of the aisle now just see that human people just feel like this is it, that it's just wrong.
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What's happened is wrong. Like probably a year ago, people were afraid to even say that. And now it is what everybody is saying. Like even Piers Morgan is saying it on his show now. Like people are saying it's obvious that you can't go and annihilate and genocide this culture and make them disappear. And then Trump to come on top of it and say they're going to build –
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Who's gonna you're gonna go on a lazy river where there was?
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If they had Caribbean, like you turn that bitch, set that bitch to plantains or whatever.
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So there was a Jewish organization that they had pedophiles.
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Hide from justice in Israel. But can't they hide, can't most people say if you are, so these are people that are Israeli citizens?
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Okay, has been trying for years to find Caro and help bring him to justice. So Jimmy Caro, he's a wanted man and is considered dangerous, accused of assaulting a nine-year-old girl in Oregon in 2000. He fled to Israel before authorities in the U.S. could apprehend him. But is this just one guy?
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Oh, I think – I don't like that Netanyahu guy. I hate him. That guy seems like an evil guy to me, and I think he's seemed like that to most people now because of – I mean mostly I think it's just like nobody wants war or anything, and we're lucky to live in a place where Tennessee is not at war with – With Kentucky.
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So there's not like the risk every day or night of things flying over, you know, the fence. But I've thought that that America is a kind of like a shell company. But maybe it's always just been that way. Like. That's the thing. Like, maybe it's always been that way. Maybe it isn't. I just would like to know what it is. Right. So then it's like you can operate within the reality of things. Yeah.
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Do you, are there good dreams when you're pregnant? Like that's one thing, because you're kind of dreaming for two. I feel like, is it almost like being at the sphere or whatever? That's what I would wonder.
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Because but then also people say that, like, well, why do you think there's such a strong relationship between the two countries then?
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And again, all countries are probably involved in them.
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Yeah, I just can't learn at a fast rate. That's one of my biggest issues, I think. Speaking about Epstein, right? How do you... How do you know he's not just a Jewish guy who was doing – who was being perverted or whatever and that he was doing business? Like there's no real connection that he works for Israel though.
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But what do we – but if that's the case, what is the cross relationship? Because, yeah, I mean I think the Middle East is historically a place that's not super chill. So that's probably what a lot of people would say is like, oh, well, you need an ally there, right?
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I agree with that. That's exactly how I feel. But I do think that we're so fucked in the Middle East because we've started so much... You know, we've been... just as bad as any other country as about causing trouble in places, you know?
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But you can't blame that all on Israel, though, I don't think.
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Right. Well, yeah, I think we've created so much carnage over there that now you have children who hate America. You have places that hate America. And the sad part I agree with you on is that, yeah –
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The human – regular American people are the ones that have to sign up for the military because they – either it's tradition in their family or they want to support their country or they don't have a choice because they're going to have to go to jail, different reasons. But they're the ones who have to actually go and die and be the pawns of – These sick governments. Right.
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And I do think or the strategic governments like that's the thing. I don't know. Sometimes if things if the if the governments are if some of the international politics, I don't have an understanding of international politics. I mean, I have ways that I feel, but I don't have a strong information. Well, but I.
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I do think that it's sad that it's the regular just voter that has to go and put their life on the line.
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Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Because you would think that the spirit would be able to come visit you before it showed up. Right. Because this is just kind of the physical inclination of a spirit. Right. Being alive on Earth. And so it would make sense that the spirit got to come and kind of loiter a little bit or visit friends that or visit like friends of whoever it was going to occupy.
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Pedophiles should have to get out there on the front lines, I think.
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Well, I felt, yeah. I mean, I will say that I definitely felt like... Yeah, I felt like during like the past eight or ten years of mainstream media, yeah, like you were the one that got picked on. Like people where I was from were the ones that kind of felt like got picked on by late night hosts. You know, you were the only person that was left to make fun of was white men, right?
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It was the only person. So it was just like all your fault. I hated that shit, you know, because I don't even identify with a lot of like your redneck or your maggots. Like I don't identify with any of it. don't tell me who I am also. Like I didn't like that shit.
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Yeah, I mean, there's some stuff in there I should probably fact check or whatever, but I don't even know where to get started. But I do think there's a lot of news out there. We know it. Everything. It's too much. So much advertising attached to everything. It's confusing. You don't know who to trust. That could be changing for you. San, I want to tell you about Straight Arrow News.
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like Israel and media, right? Or, but do you think that it's just capitalism? Like, don't you think a lot of times it's just like, it's just business and that's how business works is that they're, you know, like it's one of the side effects of capitalism.
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In 1959, AZCPA was renamed APAC, American Israel Public Affairs Committee, reflecting a broader membership and mission.
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Okay, American Zionist Council was opposed to a lobby in the United States founded in 1949. It represented nine nationwide Zionist organizations in matters related to specific— See at the bottom there?
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In 1962, President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, as a U.S. Attorney General, forced the AZC to register as a foreign agent. In doing so, they were barred from making monetary contributions to U.S. officials. Who was barred? AZC?
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Yeah, I had a guest on recently, this guy, Ari Shafir, and we had the strongest Monday Days of the Week I'd ever had, and I almost was grabbed him, and I was like, you've been here.
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The Foreign Agents Registration Act is a U.S. law that requires people in the entities working on behalf of foreign governments to register with the Department of Justice.
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But wasn't the Russia story just – that was figured out to be a facade, right?
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Well, it was like, I knew you. I was like, we've done this before, and I almost felt like he knew it, and he was like, like, this bastard is, this dude. I was like, tell me why you came before me.
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Right. If like America is owned by Israel or part ownership or whatever, just tell us that.
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Yeah, a lot of times it's just like everybody's fighting over bullshit that doesn't super matter. It does matter, but really sometimes just like –
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select small groups we get these political kickballs that get kicked around back and forth and they're the biggest things in the whole world um blm and like the bathrooms like you know uh bathrooms like like i'm just saying i'm not saying that trans people don't need a place to urinate um everybody does but i'm just saying it seems like there's ways to figure it out i'm from a community where if somebody attacked a gay person or a trans person you would fuck those people up right like that's just where i'm from um
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But then people bring it. But then there's always some lurker, some little slurper running around in and out of there, putting on a bow tie or whatever. There's always some little frickin' sniff god running his nostril up in there trying to get a huff of something young, you know? And that's where it gets a little bit dicey, you know?
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Like at the airport sometimes when it's a unisex bathroom, you'll see like I've seen like a... a pair of young girls walk in and then a guy walk in, it seems not cool.
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Yeah. I'll use the family stall. I'll use the one at the airport and the secret wall just says family or whatever on it.
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Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. No, it's okay. It's fine. But obviously you like, you're, you're in a conspiracy theories.
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I think things start to feel super obvious to a lot of Americans that there's – it's just been – that we are being laundered, right?
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We are the things. Our – But then it gets to a personal level. It's like, do some people even really care? I know there's a part of people inside of their spirit that probably really cares for most people. But then it's like how do you uncompromise and unaddict yourself from the easy things to want to spurn yourself towards action, right? Well, let me say this.
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How do you keep like – because you got anti-Semite of the year or whatever, decade or whatever it was. But like – Because I don't like what Israel – like their space in Gaza, right? Like that to me just seems super tyrannical. But didn't they just come up with a thing today about the ICC? They can't prosecute Netanyahu?
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Right. And I wish they would just say, look, we're still letting everybody be gangsters because that's what I don't like about the media. A lot of times there's this thing.
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It's like we all need to look out for each other and we need like climate change and we need to make sure that everybody has a safe place to urinate and all those things, which, yeah, I think all those things are important or worth discussion. But at the same time, you'll have countries that are still playing this Fidel Castro type of role.
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So it's like, why do we keep saying all these little things are important, but you can just say, hey, we're still in colonial or we're still in the old school days and shit is what it is. So fucking mark off your fence yard and protect your fucking shit because that's what countries are doing. Like that's how they're operating, but they're trying to create ambiance that makes us feel like,
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No, you got to. Yeah, I think you go away from the house.
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we can't operate like that, or you're a bad person if you do operate like that.
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That's my thing. I just want to know what the rules are. If America is owned by China and Israel and Taiwan, just tell me that. Let me know. Because at a certain point, you know, if you keep, you know,
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Let me look at real politicking is the approach of conducting diplomatic or political policies based primarily on considerations of given circumstances and factors rather than strictly following ideological, moral or ethical premises.
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Or say, yeah, we're part, Israel is a, we are partners to the end and this is how it is. The problem is, I think you used to be able to do that, but the news decided to not be the news anymore. It decided to be-
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I'm never going to work again, but let's look at Operation Mockingbird.
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Operation Mockingbird is an alleged large-scale program at the United States Central Intelligence Agency that began in the early years of the Cold War and attempted to manipulate domestic American news media organizations for propaganda purposes. And where were they from?
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Oh, yeah. I didn't see. It's interesting that you would see Rugrats as like a like a psyop idea of like babies kind of like. coagulating and forming like a Lord of the Flies.
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Well, at least they casted a black Hitler this time.
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No, you're all right. I just need a break. This is too much for my brain today. But how do you keep like – How do you keep your Jewish friends but have issues with like Israel and stuff like that? How do you manage that?
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Oh, that diaper was thick, too. And I'll say this. This is a little girl on the right.
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Yeah, I would never do slaver, dude. I can barely, I have fucking three employees. I can barely handle these guys.
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Yeah. Well, I do think because there's also a lot of great things that I see like in like a lot of Jewish families. They value education. Right. They invest in their children. Those are like some of the things that they do super well. They work together. Right. Like a lot of Jewish guys that I know they'll connect you with another Jewish guy to work for.
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work with or something, you know, like they help their group, you know, and that's something I feel like other groups could learn how to do as well. You know, that's something that I think a lot of people.
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She looks like – and this guy is also a very handsome guy in this photo. She looks like Anthony Smith, who is one of the greatest UFC fighters. Bring up a photo of Anthony Smith as well on a separate – and I shouldn't say that because she's going to get upset.
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It's going pretty, I mean, it is, you know, what do you mean it's going good? It's set, set percent.
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Yeah, I mean, I think America just has, America is just, I mean, we still haven't even dealt with, I think, the trauma from like the Native Americans that were in our land. I think we still have a lot of like,
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do you think I know that lady scoffed at me when I fell out of that chair at the inauguration like I had fucking like I was a fart that had come out of her Oh, look at this gross. This thing from steerage that climbed up here somehow. This thing that would never get in a lifeboat on the Titanic.
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That kind of fucking... Yeah, when I fell out of that chair at the inauguration, that's what she was doing. What else do I want to ask you about? Okay, so you have... Let's get in. I can't even handle anything all serious right now. You have a conspiracy theory about Brigitte Macron, right? Or it's a conspiracy theory. And look, I was...
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we were one of the first podcasts that had Bobby Kennedy on because he's a friend of mine. Right. So he came on and he even said, dude, I don't know if I should be on. Right. And then fast forward three years later, five years later, and he is, um, and now those people were like, Bobby's the fucking man, you know? So I understand like,
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You know, conspiracy theories and also just being brave to have somebody on. Like I was like, some people might be afraid to have Candace Owens on. I was like, I want to be I don't want anybody telling me that I can or can't talk to somebody like that to me feels really good. Now, I'll admit, probably I'm not the best in this conversation of like some of the topics I probably get.
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You have a beautiful family. Um, are you able to take a vacation? Were you able to take any vacations recently or anything?
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scared or i don't know enough information right but that's always something that i kind of struggle with um and so sometimes i let things be said where it's like i don't fact check them but sometimes i just forget you know i'm not a fucking wizard either you know i i don't know what the fuck i'm doing so i work hard at it though you fucking better believe that people like you know what the fuck you're doing i'm like yeah but i'll be there every fucking day
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And you get creative and you get, you create like these timelines and stuff.
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Yeah, I was just curious. And what about cybersecurity? I noticed that you had this you have this Brigitte Macron, who is the wife of the president of France. His name is Emmanuel Macron. And one thing that's interesting about them is they have an age difference, right? How many years is it?
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Well, this is a story that's come up over the years like this is an alleged thing.
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But in 10 minutes, can you give me what is going on here?
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Okay, lives as a woman now. Yeah, I would have never thought that she was a man.
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Okay, so she was a woman when they met, you're saying?
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So wait, so they're 26-year age difference? My parents were 32 years age difference. So I can't really, you know.
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Well, now here, my parents didn't meet until my mom was 30.
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Look that – in a separate window, look that up and then bring it up. I'm going to see this. In 1993, age of 39, she met – Brigitte Macron met the 15-year-old Emmanuel Macron in La Providence High School.
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So one year is about 7% of his life though at that point. So it's a decent amount. And everything sounds romantic when you're reading all this stuff too. Where she was a teacher and was student and classmate of her daughter. Brigitte divorced Ozier in 2006 and married Macron in 2007. Wow. So they really fell into something.
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In December 2021, Natasha Ray and Amanda Roy broadcast unsubstantiated rumors online that Brigitte had never existed and that her brother Jean-Michel Chagnot had changed gender and started using that name. So what does this mean?
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But isn't it just love that they love? I mean, so the part you're saying that's so obtuse is the fact that you felt like they were groomed kind of.
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Because if somebody who is a man or woman falls in love with somebody else, that's okay. Yeah.
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Now, what age did they get married at? They didn't get married when he was a child.
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And so- But I could see somebody being like, oh, this is so problematic. But if I engage with it, it becomes even more problematic.
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I haven't, but you always hear about the Swiss Alps. Is this it? It's beautiful.
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Yeah, I can't tell if I think – if that happened, would you engage or would you not engage? What would you do there? Because it has to be – I mean it's such a murder mystery kind of thing, you know, like a – The series is fun. God, it's very – and since it's French, they have all the stuff you can't pronounce that good.
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But now you had a series that also was about – it was about Kamala Harris's genealogy. How did that end? Because the theory was what?
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Yeah. Thank you. That would be awesome. Candace Owens investigates Kamala Harris' claims about her black heritage, particularly focusing on a photograph Harris shared in her book where she posed with a woman Harris said was her grandmother.
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Oh yeah, black people can tell if you're not black.
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Except for Mac McClung who won three slam dunk titles in a row, dude. Who did? So Mac McClung. And he's the slam dunk champion. He's won the three dunk competitions in a row in the NBA.
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I'm just saying. Usually you can tell if a guy's...
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cultural appropriating or not right but this dude is just he just has it is he black nope oh i thought you were saying he's actually black i was like you could be drinking black blood or something i have no idea he's obviously he's obviously drinking black blood i think we can go ahead and say that right he's got more bunnies in the zoo dude that guy is just crazy um okay but go back so
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So what were the fun? What was the final founding on that? Did you come to a conclusion?
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Yeah, I wonder how I feel about it. Speaking of those villages, actually, yeah, I haven't been there, but my friend, when I was a kid, he won his family football pool or whatever for the NCAA football, like whenever they have the bowl games. And his mom coerced him into buying a Switzerland village or whatever that they could put on their table at home. So he came into some money.
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That's what you're saying. And it's tough because you don't you can't see if somebody I mean, I guess they should have like a black database or something. But I don't know how much would that cost us?
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Yeah. And maybe as a, as a black person, you do just know. And these are series, right? You have one about Kamala, one about Brigitte.
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Harvey Weinstein files. And did he, somebody said that he emailed you from prison or something?
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He was kind of like the closer over there, the Seriano or whatever.
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Oh, I checked my penis in the hospice, I remember. It was just a tough time for guys. Yeah, you were afraid to shake dude's hands. I remember that. You were afraid to even be, like, it was scary. And you would try to speak up for friends that you didn't think did something or that you did. And then, like, you would just be bastardized online.
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Like, I remember there was, like, famous, like, celebrities online. who would like tag me and other friends in tweets and be like, they knew everything, just shit. Like, what are you fucking, we do not know, you know, just, but crazy shit.
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I think the Me Too, I think it was definitely got, everything goes overboard, right?
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He came in, it was almost like, I think it was like $1,100,000. He came into some money, and so then, dude, like two weeks later, we're like, dude, what are you going to do with the money? And he had a freaking Christmas village at his house. Like a dollhouse. Or just like, you know those villages people get, and it's like Switzerland? And his was Switzerland, but he was furious about it.
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And so, you know, some of these- And is a lot of this stuff public domain?
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I will say this. I was afraid to bring, uh, female comics on the road because it was spooky. Yeah. And you'd be like, well, what if one wrong joke? Right. What if I look at them a certain way? I mean, I'm in, I'm in like, um, we just did a movie, a friend of mine and I just self-funded our own film and put it together and everything. And so, uh, we just got done doing it. And I was like, uh,
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On set, I was like, oh, I got to be, can't joke around, got to be careful what you're saying. Or I would yell out, that's a joke, right? If I said something that I thought might be obtuse, you know?
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Anyway, I don't know why I told you that story, but that sounds like a beautiful trip. I would like to go to Switzerland. I'll spend a little bit of time in France, and then I was in London recently and actually really enjoyed it.
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When I was young, yeah, you give a girl a chocolate or something. Take a girl out for a fish filet or whatever.
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Oh, no, like a real one or whatever. Dude, my mommy's ordered the fish fillet. She would fucking.
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Me. I do a double hamburger, which isn't on the menu, but you can get it.
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No, I don't know who's making it back there. It depends. If Big Mac himself is back there, I'll take a couple ounces.
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Yeah. It's kind of sad, though, but I'll tell you this. I used to get two milks with it.
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See me in the streets. You don't know me. I'm the T.I. of fucking Mickey D's orders, baby. Look at that little milk jug right there. And that's what he used to call my sister, little milk jug.
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You can't order more than two. That's the crazy thing. What? Yeah. That's 11.
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We right here. I'm just saying we get it how we live.
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I hadn't enjoyed it as much before, but I think this time I noticed that the people over there, they seem to have like – or at least the women. Some of the women over there are more – or maybe this is – I don't want to say women. But there's more going on than just like –
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Oh, double milk jug, baby. Give me two of them. And the lady be like, you really want to? I'll be like, yeah. And then we would laugh a little bit. I'd tip her. But yeah, that's how I like mine. Like that double milk jug. I used to get an apple pie, but I just, I don't want all that sugar anymore. But my mother, I forgot to tell you this.
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My mother, she would let us order. And then she would, she'd be like, she would order the McFish or whatever. But it would almost be like she was ordering like a special, like, she'd be like, they'll have this and this and this. What do you want? She'd be like, and I'll have the McFish. It was almost like it was like.
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Yeah, like quiet down. Let me do business here with this person.
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Of course. I've never looked at an ocean and at a McDonald's and be like, yeah, these things should know each other. That is so fucking... There is not a yellow brick road that connects those bitches. But so it always blew. And she would look at us as if she was disappointed. Like that's my mother would scoff. So I'm like, you motherfuckers don't know about a McFish.
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That's what I heard. Who's doing it first? Shake Shack.
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No, but I say go door to door if you're Steak and Shake. I don't even, I used to sell door to door Italian with this guy for a little bit. Do you think that mainstream media has an overall goal or has had an overall goal besides just capitalism? Do you really think that?
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Oh, I see. Instead of just admitting it publicly one way, they would rather lose it and then go back to it.
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Fox Corporation today announces Echoes in a Red Seat Ventures, a leading business in the creator economy that powers talent across a range of genres as they build their direct-to-consumer media business. Does it say what talent it works with, though?
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Chris Balfe and Kevin Balfe, I'm assuming brothers or husbands. Yeah.
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It could not be right, but that will tell you that like you're... It was just me at there.
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Uh, you'll bring O'Reilly, Kelly and Carlson back into Murdoch's fold.
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Well, I do think it's interesting that some political areas have – some shows have become more – have slowly tried to slurp on more of a conservative side. Like Bill Maher did that well over the past four or five years. You started to see him like – he recognized like – Where the wind was blowing. Yeah, he was able to see it ahead. Do you think America is a place that everybody is just here –
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And you can be here and be not even supporting America. That's what's interesting to me about America. That's what I start to recognize. Like, oh, well, some people are here, but they don't they're not America first. Right. Or they may not be. Do you think America's always kind of been that? And that's what it is. It's kind of this halfway house for everywhere of like of the whole planet.
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Or do you feel like it's this other like you have to buy into this, you know, red, white and blue stars and stripes?
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And the American flag became this right wing symbol, which I was like- It was like, what's happening? But it was like, doesn't anybody see that? Like, don't you notice like- I wish there were more parties. I don't think there's enough parties that – I think you can't pigeonhole people into Republican or Democrat most of the time. I don't think you'd ever be able to pigeonhole me that way.
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I think there should be more political parties so we feel like you can find one that fits you. Mm-hmm. Because it's just this dirty Cinderella where neither one of these fucking clogs is really helping me get down the stairs anymore, it feels like, you know?
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Well, I'm not going to tell you that. You're obviously a taken woman. Are you hot or cold, do you feel like?
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Yeah, it's called Nashville. But I will say this. I think, yeah, if you have an idea, right, that you think, well, we have to get rid of this group of people or these people, that is never going to be America, right? America is always, I mean, like, when it comes to like races and ethnicities, right? It's all, it's just, it's going to be a melting pot, right?
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So you always have to think with the goal at the end is that everybody's going to be here.
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But then people say you have the freedom to think and feel whatever you want.
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Yeah, I do think it would be. But then it's like, how do you get into that without communism? Yeah.
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Oh, I agree. I agree. It's like America gets held in the media like, you know, like be welcoming and do this and do that. But then meanwhile, other countries get to be have followed their letter to the law. And we're held by our own media a lot of times to this ridiculous standards. Why don't we have a letter to our law?
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We should all at least have the common ground that America is first, whether we like some things about it or don't like some things about it. Because if not, it feels like you're just one of the ops.
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Well, you may not want that person making the law, but they're welcome to be in their house and think and feel however they want.
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That's how I feel. It does. Oh shit. And it's just a dude that shows up and it's like, he doesn't have any specific powers like any of the other superheroes. He's just like more like exciting. He's like, oh shit, there's fascinator Randy or whatever. Dude. That's a fascinator. Oh, that's a female hat.
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I mean, then that goes to a question. Do you think America is a Christian nation? Do you think it or do you think it's more of a moral nation? And do you think that that's eroding? I mean, I think some of that could be a whole nother conversation, probably.
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I fucking – I'm going to miss this taxi I ordered in a little bit. I don't know if I can handle all that, dude.
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Yeah, you know, I do think that I do – like there was something nice about having structure in the schools, but then a lot of that got challenged. Yeah, I think it is. Like I think America does need to figure out, well, what is our footprint? You know, like who are we – what do we want to stand up for and believe in and believe these are the things that define our country?
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Well, Hollywood is, you know, it's celebrity. It has those things that are addictive, you know?
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Well, Hollywood gets pinpointed a lot because it's the glossy thing too.
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Yeah, somebody look like a damn doe or something. That's me.
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You look like somebody put a couple of eyes in a. Like caring after yourself. In a pizza dough or whatever.
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Now, that's. Dude, I'll say this. I seen a girl. Right. Her lips look like they were getting ready to be like they'd been in a burn. Like just like inflated to probably six. Maybe 50. 14 PSI or whatever. And it's like, what are we fucking doing? And if you kiss somebody like that, it feels insane. And then they put all that glossner on them.
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Is it like weird? Well, yeah, it's weird, but then they trampoline, they polish them up with that glossner. No, it's like, it's almost like you're sucking on something. It's almost like a shrimp that won't fucking give up. That's what it's like. It's like trying to eat two shrimps that won't give up. Anyway, there's probably more we can talk about.
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Yeah, I do want to say a Jewish friend of mine set this up in case anybody gets...
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I appreciate you coming on and talking. I'm excited to hear about the Weinstein thing. Good luck with the presidency. Will you homeschool your children? Will you find schools for them? What are you doing?
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No way. Who's going to do the professoring, though?
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A lot of the inventors and creators now have, and I think a lot of people would say that they possibly have some type of autism, right? A little bit of it, right? And I think that's not debated by a lot of them.
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That's pretty normal. But a lot of autistic people, they are good with concepts, right? But they're not as good a lot of times with emotions, right? Not in the practical way that people without autism seem to be. Mm-hmm. So that's what I'm saying. We're getting more products that are created that have less emotion in them and are more just practical. Right.
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Because that's the type of people that the creativity is going through.
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Yeah, you don't want to be at the club and you're just grinding up on some electronic womb in the corner.
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No, baby, do what you do. That song comes on and people are just grinding up against like some electric wound where you have to put a quarter in it or whatever to get to shake.
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Press one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's, I don't know. It's fascinating. Candace Owens, thanks for your time. Congrats on this. When are we going to see this baby?
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Not really, but... Yeah, sorry, it's Ides of March.
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Yeah. Oh, it could be Latino, huh? If you and a white man had a Mexican baby, dude, that's AI. Best of luck.
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Oh, yeah. They look a little bit more gift-wrapped over there.
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Whereas here, if it's hats and gloves, it's burglary usually, I feel like.
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We have so many burglars now, there should be a contest, I feel like. We've definitely come a long way from the Beagle Boys. Bring those guys up from DuckTales. Those guys were horribly dressed.
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We had to. This was our babysitter. I was like, Mom, do we have a babysitter? She's like, yeah, the Beagle Boys. Don't you watch Duck Tales every day? I'm like, that's a television program.
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I was going to ask because you're pregnant. Are you hot or cold?
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We also ended up marrying a white guy, too. So I think that all checks out.
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Yeah. People always say he looks like Macklemore a little bit, too.
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Yeah, yeah. You'll be like, no, it was exactly like this and then it wasn't.
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Like, yeah, that's the big one. People talk about a lot.
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Remember many people. Let me see. The Mandela effect is when a group of people misremember something such as a brand name or event. Some examples include many people remember.
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Okay. was there describe his tail pikachu short uh let me think of him yeah oh god he's nasty uh he had short little tail kind of like a um just like a little triangle like a isosceles triangle kind of coming off but what color was it his tail was yellow you don't remember anything on it Maybe it had a little ball at the end or something, like a little black ball at the end.
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Oh, yes, I've heard that. My friend Neil Brennan is a comedian. He has a bunch of jokes about that.
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Well, I wouldn't be – it's like – It feels like that a lot of times. And we get so like compromised in our brains because we only have so much bandwidth, right? Like we think we have this immense amount of bandwidth, but we really don't. And so it's like once your like files are kind of filled, it's like that's all you have.
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Yeah, I think that doesn't help, you know. Candace Owens, thanks for hanging out with me today. I appreciate it. It's nice to see you.
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Yeah. I think you're like such a brave. You're like veracity. You're like fearless, you know, and you're like you're fear. I don't think anybody couldn't say those things about you. Do you ever like get worried for your own safety or anything these days? Does that happen to me?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
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Damn, dude. No, it's just interesting to hear you say that. I had a guy a few years ago. I had taken out a guy. We went to lunch, and he's married, and we're both straight. But we went and had lunch together. Thanks for clarifying, man. But, yeah, he's been like a manager of some of the most popular comedians over time. And I was talking to him.
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He goes, well, you kind of have to evolve with your audience. He's like, going back to kind of what you said earlier about some people probably present songs to you. that would have been great an album or two ago. It's like, damn, that would have been... But it's like you evolved.
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Yeah, dude, good to see you, bro. Good to see you, too, man. Yeah, it's awesome, man. What's been going on? Yeah, my mom was visiting for my birthday. We went to the Opry. You did? Yeah.
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Yeah, and they only have like the footprints that they've seen you so far make that they can even judge on.
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This man at one time, he said, he goes, one thing you have to evolve with your audience if you try to hide that you're evolving or that you're growing because your audience also grows, right? Oh, yeah. So he's like, if you try, it can be a trap sometimes to try to just fit your current feet back into your old footprints. And I just thought it was interesting to hear somebody say that.
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I'd never really thought about because sometimes you're like, oh, this worked and I got to stay right here. But you're not there anymore, you know?
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And I mean, even if it's just subtle changes, it don't have to be like huge things, you know? Yeah. You don't have to come out and do like a Mozart style.
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Do you feel like you've always had a pretty good, like, instinct about that kind of stuff? Like, is that something that you think you really have? Like, you kind of can feel?
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It was cool, dude. Trace Adkins. Did she come up here a lot or no? No, she hadn't been here since I moved here.
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fully just I think I had a knack for it already but I think I've you know developed it and learned from people as well so yeah I've always had a tough time like cause I've always been like a do it yourself kind of guy like I feel like I know what I'm doing like I work hard but then recently I've had to like realize I need help more. It's like, I can't always give this guy a hard time.
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I need, I need to see, you know what I'm saying? Like I can't always butt up against every wall, you know, cause I'll just do that. It's just my nature. Cause I don't want help a lot of times. Yeah. Yeah, man.
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Yeah. It's been getting better though recently. Yeah. Even just like just little things. I just started noticing it's getting a little bit better and it's, and the irony is everything's been easier.
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Yeah, thanks, man. When is your birthday? Two days ago, March 19th. Okay, cool.
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Yeah, I'm proud of it. That's the best part. Is it tough in your life? I mean, dude, your music, it's like... it's just been such a way that like, I mean, you couldn't travel around town without seeing every guy at a stoplight look like, you know, look like a Morgan Wallen, look like a, like a, hear your music everywhere, every store.
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Like, are there moments for you where it's like, God, this guy's got it. Like, it's like, where it almost, where you become too much for you. Like, is that ever, you don't, does that make any sense?
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Yeah. It's kind of funny. You can't really go to a bar anymore because there'd be too much hassle, and it's probably the best thing for you. It's definitely the best thing for me.
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yeah yeah dude your dad's so funny dude yeah he's the man he's unreal dude because we went on what was um we went with uh is it morgan wallen the foundation morgan foundation yeah yeah yeah yeah up there to greenville area yeah yeah during the flood stuff during hurricane helene yeah and your dad came and um it was awesome man they had the food truck that you know they were doing food drives and um i met some people up there when visited the houses and stuff that was awesome
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How is that? That feels like a bar right there. It does.
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Dude, have you seen those? There's an AI thing that makes country songs. There's one about a bar. See if you can pull it up, Trevin. Is it good? Dude, it's pretty funny. Let me see. This shit kind of surprised me. Oh, it's the right one. Kitchen. And the second one right there with the guy and the lady in the truck. Yeah. Turn that up for a second. It's just ridiculous.
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Hey, start it back over and just turn it up a little bit. We can't hear it, but this is just like AI made this.
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That's good, man. But it's just crazy that AI wrote that. Like, it's just somebody just put it in.
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I guess we could, but... Well, I think that's why, I mean, you have a foundation that can do it when you're not able to do it. For sure. But yeah, I agree with you.
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Kind of same, man. That's kind of when I do it. Yeah. Stephen Wilson I've been listening to. Yeah, he's good. He's really good. He's a great lyricist. Yeah, yeah. He's a special talent. That song about my father's son, Hardy played that one with him. God, it's good.
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Jesse Murph, Big X The Plug, you've heard that song? Uh-uh.
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They have a collab that's pretty dope. That's cool. Yeah, it's good.
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Miami, Miami, what took you so long? I thought you'd never call.
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You're famous. You guys had these different walkouts that you did over the years, right? Really fun. And thanks for letting me be part of the one in Nashville. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a favorite one that kind of stood out to you? And no judgment to any of them. What was it? I mean...
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Oh, he's thugging. He's big thugging right there. He was, dude. Um... What else has happened? So the first time you're going to play your new album will be at Sand In My Boots Fest? I'll play some of my album there.
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That gets real tricky. Do you do that yourself? You kind of organize it?
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You got to keep it within reason. We got to meet in the middle, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do my best.
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You put it on, man. My show, I'll be out there for maybe about an hour, and 15 minutes is probably the sweet spot for me to be on stage, I think, with a comedian where they're just... Because we don't have any backup instruments, so people are like, fuck, somebody tap in a violin or something with this bastard. People get a little bit tired of it. But I can't... And that burns me out, man.
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I used to do two shows, and now I only do one a night.
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Yeah. When you first started as a... I think I remember you telling me that. Yeah, I think, like, even whenever I first came to town, you guys came one night and saw me over at Zany's, man. Yeah, yeah. That was cool. And you came and did my podcast early, man, and that helped me... It helped give me some...
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You and me are tied right now. I think we're in first. Yeah, we are. I saw that. I checked this morning. Dude, yeah, one thing that was crazy about your dad, though, he was fasting. Whenever we're doing that, he'd been on a 40-day fast.
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That doesn't sound like fast. That sounds like hiding from your wife.
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He loves it, man. Yeah, so... Yeah, he's talented, but he's hilarious, dude.
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Bro, he's just such a good story. Yeah, bro, getting to know him has been a gift, man.
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he's entertaining yeah man he's just entertaining he's easy to be around and yeah that feeling stream job with him is perfect and he could do both he could have that job and do you know that could almost or find a way to put them together but you couldn't say and it could be a part of the same thing you couldn't find a guy that's more perfect for that um has there been something nice that you kind of got yourself as a gift that you started you know feeling like you were doing pretty well and um i mean a trip you took or anything
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Yeah, same. I don't like going to get stuff. I don't like shopping for stuff, too.
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What, what was your first car? Do you remember it? Yeah, it was a Jeep Cherokee. Was it really, dude? I got a freaking Jeep Cherokee, dude. You do right now? Yeah, and Los Angeles have a car there that's got like only 12,000 miles on it.
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If they'll even allow you. Sometimes Google won't let you look at them anymore. Them bitches are visually outlawed. Bro, that shit will cross. It'll remodel your eyeline when you look at that bitch, dude. God damn, that bitch looks horrible. I haven't looked at it in a few years.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Really? Yeah. Was it only a two-seater anyway? No, it had three extra little seats in the back. Oh, okay, okay. But they weren't even a bench. It was three individual little bitty seats. Three booster seats right there? You either had to have three kids that were triplets, I guess, or a couple small buddies. But somebody had stole my damn passenger seat, dude. Did you ever get it back? Uh-uh.
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Somebody were eating at a Burger King, and somebody stole that bitch out of there. But then people had to get in. They'd get in the car, but they couldn't sit right there. Yeah. Did you put a couple blankets down or something or what? I don't know. Whatever, dude. But the one time I picked up a dude, I was getting him to buy me alcohol at a gas station. I was skipping school.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
And he got in, this kind of homeless-y kind of guy. And he got in, and instead of sitting in the back, he just got on his knees right there at the passenger side. So I'm driving, and he just— He was your friend? I didn't know him, no. He's like a guy who I gave money to buy me alcohol. Oh, okay. But anyway, I don't know why I'm telling you all this. I just cleaned out my car. Actually, I did not.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
That's not true. I just—I'm going to clean it out, though. I am going to clean it out. This year for sure. Look, what I'm talking about is spring cleaning, and it's time to clean it all up. That's where Manscaped's beard and balls bundle comes in. You've spent all winter looking like a Louisiana swamp possum. Who just went through a bad divorce, baby. It's time to tighten up, chief.
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He's got some bandwidth on him, man. Yeah, he's a pretty strong-willed guy. He's always so chipper, dude. Yeah, I'd love to get to hang out with him. And he tells stories from being in the military and stuff. Some of that stuff is bonkers.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Dude, that's the crazy part. You start talking to him, you're like, oh, well, some of this checks out. For sure it checks out. We don't need a DNA test in this family. But you said they're moving down here?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Is there a moment where you're like, I just can't, this is far enough? Could you keep going on and out? And could you keep fine tuning it forever? Yes, for sure. Yeah. So that's a real possibility. You can overdo it?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
That would be pretty sick, dude. Yeah, dude, if you had house music.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I don't know. It might actually happen. Putting out something secret, low key.
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Creating something. Yeah. Well, I bet. Cause that's an interesting thing. It's like, once you kind of have made a name in one space, it's kind of hard. You can't, you know, you almost have, if you want to get a real test of what people think of something, you kind of have to secretly do it some other way.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Dude, I've thought this, I thought, started thinking of this about two years ago. So they have like ED, you go to these nightclubs and stuff and they'll have like John Summit, these different kinds of guys who are playing like house, like trance or whatever, whatever it is. It's just people doing dope really late at night and just doing like this, you know, whatever that is.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I know there's sub genres and all that, but yeah. Same.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I don't have a clue, but I'm always like, why don't they have a, like a more like country or like, why is it always like if they had remixes of a lot of great country music, like, um, that, and you put it to that same type of shit that, cause a lot of people want to still go have that environment, but I don't, sometimes you get tired of that music. It just gets kind of old.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
So if they had remixes of some dope country shit, um,
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I'm like if they had two country DJs that came out I feel like it would be so sick just doing remixes and shit it would be cool I'm surprised they don't have that already me too me and Kayla Presley thought about trying to do it but then it was just like you just don't have a lot of time you know and that becomes something too it's like there's things you want to do and you just don't have enough time you know yeah and that's smart for you to realize that I mean it would be like well I'm going to quit my job pays all my bills and you know go be a mason it's like well maybe don't do that so yeah
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Yeah, that's a lot, man. Is it, I know you have a son, Indio. Indio.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Just fucking remixing fucking Brooks and Dunn. Before you go, man, you have some amazing artists that are going to be on some of these tour dates with you.
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Did you have to call them individually and ask them? How'd that kind of go? Because some of these are idols, really, in the industry.
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Indy, right. What's that been like, dude? Because that's been probably one of the biggest things in your life, I'm sure. I mean, outside of your, I mean, like, yeah, that's crazy.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Miranda Ella Langley, she's a new. Yeah, she's a badass. Or she's newly more popular. Yeah. I'm not going to say she's new. I don't know about her history. I don't either. Miranda Corey Kent, I'm not familiar with him, if it's a man. It is, yeah. He's good, too. I'm going to have to check him out.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
He's walking like, I see he'll eat a fucking, he'll eat a damn three-pack. I saw him eat a three-pack of beers. He probably did. Oh, he'll eat fucking two beers, dude. Yeah, he doesn't give a damn, dude. He played offensive line for Bud Light for a couple years, I think.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I got to tap in more with him. I saw him play with Kid Rock in one of his shows last year. Dude, I'll say this. Bob Ritchie. His live performance, dude? No, he'll let them have it, won't he? Bro, I was fucking... I mean, I know, you know, but I didn't... It was good, bro. I've never seen it firsthand, but I can imagine. I mean, I knew it would be, but it's just been some time, you know?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
It's hard to keep up, you know? I mean, being out there for two hours, I mean, you guys get... I mean, it's a lot, man.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Yeah, you're up. People are visiting. You got to say bye to everybody. All that shit. Well, I don't do all that anymore much.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of interesting when I was a little younger, I could do those, I could do, you know, some of those stretches. And now I'm like, I don't, I wish I, when I do see them on the schedule, it's a little bit tougher, not comparing comedy and what, you know.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
It's like a regimen. It's like, yeah, I got to sleep in late. And it's like, well, that kind of sucks. Cause now it's like, it's kind of hard if you wake up at 10 to go back to sleep for two more hours, just cause it's light out. It's really hard. It's hard, but you know, you need that two more hours of sleep.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Otherwise I'm going to be edgy, you know, and I won't be able to, man, I might not want to go work out just all the little things like. Yeah, it is. It's important. Because it's just about getting yourself back on the stage for that next... When it's time to go, it's time to go.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Ain't that right? Bro, hell yeah, that's the Gavin Adcock national anthem.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Oh, dude, he'll be on stage. People are throwing fucking beers. He just has beers bouncing off of him. He's an animal, dude.
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it'd be like the PA system shut down but we gonna still fucking perform he just yell he just he'll hollow out a beer can and just yell out of it and shit he's fucking doing all kinds of shit he is ballsy dude his personality's cool he's a fun guy very entertaining I gotta tap into more of his music I haven't listened to a lot of his music yeah you need to get him on here yeah I do need to people say that we look alike a little bit but I think they're just being nice to me to you to you or him well
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E573 Morgan Wallen
One of us, dude. Oh, yeah. You got your drink here, man. You brought this today. That real tea. How's it going?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I like it. I like having a nice little can of tea or something. I'll keep a couple in the car. I'll drink them warm even.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Bro, maybe he'll have a cover band of the Rolling Stones. It's called Kidney Stones. It's the Rolling Kidney Stones. Is there a song sometimes of your own that you'll listen to or one that catches you sometimes and it'll kind of catch in your feels a little bit? Is there any one that you're like...
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Yeah, man, there's one thing I've always thought you had very good instincts, man. I've always admired your instincts, you know, whether it's humor, we're joking around, whatever. You're fucking sharp, dude. You're a sharp fucking guy. And yeah, it's been I appreciate you just support my podcast. And, you know, it's nice of you. And thanks for all the great music, man. That one about the mom.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Oh, I wrote the book. And that one sometimes. That's one of my favorites still. If I'm driving home at night or something, I listen to that one, dude. You know, that's a good one. That was like kind of puts me in a good spot, you know? Yeah. I like that one too, man. Yeah. And what's the one about the mom? You talking about my mom? Yeah. Thought you should know. Yeah, that one. Yeah.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
God, that one. God damn, dude. I pull over and cry sometimes.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I'm like, fuck, you can't cry and drive, you little bitch.
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One of the most prolific artists, I think, ever on the face of the earth, man. It's a pleasure, dude. I feel lucky to get to know your cousin. He and I are close. And, yeah, just thanks for all the entertainment on behalf of everybody. And it's just been a gift, man.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
We don't know these people, man. Stranger danger, baby. Yeah, yeah. So I'm trying to teach him a little bit of that. He's wild, definitely. He emailed me the other day asking me to send him some Zens. I was like, dude, you got to.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
That's just a little bit of mouth math, homie. But you'll see a dude with like 11 threes, and I'm like, bitch, just get a damn 20 or something.
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They're at theovonstore.com. And thank you for your support if you choose to purchase one. Today's guest made me feel welcome when I got here to Tennessee. He's arguably the most popular musician on the planet. He's the East Tennessee Elvis, baby. You know what he is. I mean, he's so prolific. He's very competitive, and I admire his attention to detail.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
And he thought that was me singing. I said, damn, man.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
And then he's just bidding on pigs at his daycare? Yeah, probably. Well, I went down to the ground to county. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Oh, yeah, and the email he sent me, he's like, yeah, you need to listen to my father's hit, Cotton Eye Joe, as well. Oh, yeah. Well, we are from Knoxville, you know. He's seen that sign a few times. That checks out, man. As you make more music, so the new album, I'm the Problem. As you make more music, because you have been so prolific, I think that's the word. What does prolific mean?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Okay. But I don't know if either one of us should be.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Producing much fruit. Producing much fruit, foliage, or offspring, actually, it says. I ain't been that prolific in that term, but yeah. Presenting one plentiful, it says. Producing many works. But does it get tougher to like, okay, how do I not have a song that's similar to a song I previous had? Because when you have so many songs, does that get a little bit tough, or what's that like?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Has there been a great song that you guys have put together and then you're like, oh man, it's just a little too close to this?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Yeah, because I guess people are just going, they don't know where your next step is and who you are.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Because you can kind of, yeah. It's funny. I was talking to Charlie Hansen the other night. Dude, that guy, bro, him and Marissa. Is that his? Marissa?
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Bro, they're hilarious, bro. They are hilarious. She's so funny, dude. She kind of keeps him in check, I feel like. The pairing, both of them, because he's so kind of rough around the edges. Maybe that's not a crazy thing to say about him.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Today's guest is one of a kind, Mr. Morgan Wallace.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
I could see that 100%, dude. Yeah. What did I say? Oh, he'd gotten married, right? And his wife one night, I think she probably had a cocktail or two and invited me to their wedding, right? Yeah. And I had to work that weekend. But I saw pictures. You went. I think Hardy went. It looked like a good time.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
God. Yeah, but – and then so when I saw him, I said, hey, man, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the wedding. He's like, well, you know, we weren't really expecting you there. Yeah.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
It was – but he's just like, look, man, we don't – we don't super know each other that good, he said. But it was so like just the realest shit ever. He's like, and if we become better friends and, you know, and that happens, then yeah, man, I'd expect you to be at my, you know, if I get divorced or if I do a renew of the vows. I'd expect you to be at my divorce now.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Dude, it was just like, and I was like, dude, you're so right. I was like, and it didn't make me want to get to know him more because it was like just cutting through the bullshit.
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E573 Morgan Wallen
Which I think is probably what makes him a good songwriter too. Cause it's like, you gotta like, if you too much bull, it's like if you can cut through the bullshit. Yeah.
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You know, I just went through this on my phone and computer. I had to get it all figured out. I was paying for extra services that I didn't want. You know, they had some different annual, some of them were annual, some of them were monthly. There were things I couldn't believe I was still involved in. Rocket Money helped me figure that all out.
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E558 Katt Williams
Oh, damn. My bad. Sorry. No problem. But he lives in Dayton now, though.
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I want to say it's Pearl Harbor in there maybe. Hiroshima. It could be Hiroshima. Little Boy and Fat Man. There we are. Yeah, that's what Rogan named the rooms of his comedy club after. He certainly did. The Mothership. Yeah, they really get it over there.
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Of moving there? Is Austin calling you? A little bit. Are they trying to put pressure on you? A little bit. At first, I wanted to do my own thing, like a lot of people were moving there. But now when I'm there, it just feels like it's a fun energy. It is. And there's people on stage, and you can go up and down that 6th Street, and you can do five or six sets in a night.
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E558 Katt Williams
I mean, that's a lot of practice and it's probably within 800 footsteps or whatever. Yeah. So that to me seems really remarkable. What's on your, what's on the new tour? What's it like? Like, what's it like to still go out there? What's it like to like, do you do in the round? What's your show like? I've been to a Cat Williams show. Clearly. Yeah.
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E558 Katt Williams
Well, that's nice of you to say. I feel like... I can't believe I'm around you, I think. I feel like you seem like a... Mythical figure. Right. Well... You know, like... Sack Squatch or... Like a unicorn or something like that.
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E558 Katt Williams
Yeah. What do you bring with you on the road? Somebody said you bring a Cybertruck. Is that true?
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E558 Katt Williams
It's fun. It feels like you're driving an e-mail kind of.
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E558 Katt Williams
It feels like you're driving an e-mail. That's what I feel like sometimes.
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E558 Katt Williams
What do you do for fitness, man? What's your fitness regime like? You got a regime each day, or what's that like?
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E558 Katt Williams
On the dime, baby. He'll show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll fucking checkmate a scale, baby. You know what I'm saying?
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E558 Katt Williams
Right, right. Yeah, I think I like, what have I been doing recently? Swimming. Oh, there's you playing golf right there. Damn, cat out there.
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E558 Katt Williams
Banging out there, yeah. Well. You can't get them arms. I guess at a certain point your arms don't need to go that high in the air anyway, though. I'm trying to think of what I –
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E558 Katt Williams
And how'd you bang them cuffs up? What happened, you think? What you mean? How'd you...
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E558 Katt Williams
God damn, boy. You better fuck it. Pull up at a Jiffy Lube and get well, buddy.
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E558 Katt Williams
You took it to the limit, right? Yeah, maybe you could probably do some swimming safely. Maybe I could see you getting up. Oh, I'm an avid water guy.
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E558 Katt Williams
Yeah, I have a trouble out there. I think I'm just not the best swimmer, man. I don't like to swim cap either. I never liked putting that cap on. That just was not something that was my vibe.
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E558 Katt Williams
I don't like it, man. I don't like being out in the air. I'm kind of a land dog. I like being on land. I respect water too much. I think I get too scared in it. That's it. I get scared in it.
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E558 Katt Williams
I'm pretty chill, I think. I'm okay in a jacuzzi, but even then, if nobody's around, I just don't know if I trust myself or not to like. If I'm even driving through a long puddle, I'll look at my watch and make sure everything's all right. But you had a drowning incident in your past? I think I've just had some probably nervous experiences with it, man.
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E558 Katt Williams
We used to have a neighbor, and this guy was probably, I don't know if you, he had like one of them big bathtubs they had at their house. And they would, he would play, he would make us play Navy or something. He's probably a gay guy, but we didn't know, right? But he would have us playing Navy.
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E558 Katt Williams
Yeah, we had, well, but he'd have his plate, but it was just like a lot of.
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E558 Katt Williams
Give me my $4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, we grew up just, back then they had this more pedophiles and wildness, I think, back then, man. People wouldn't, now it's all documented, you know? Right. But back then it was just people was more, you know, I remember we had a guy they call one basketball coach had been like kind of tickling the kids a lot. Right.
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E558 Katt Williams
And then the other guy called him and he said, hey.
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E558 Katt Williams
But they had, yeah, just, but they called him and said, hey, they said, Mr. Sharp, you said, if you keep tickling a kid, you can't coach him no more. But that was it. There wasn't like a lawsuit or anything. It was just more, you know, stern activity. Don't do it. Don't do it like that. But we had, I mean, I don't fucking know, man. What was that? What were we talking about? Oh, swimming people.
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E558 Katt Williams
Swimming, man. Yeah, I never, I think I just get too nervous in water. I just, I know it's too powerful. That's what I know. Yeah. I know it's way more powerful than I am, man. Yeah. But it's so funny. Like, yeah, because I could see you, man. I think sometimes if I think about you, I think about you like I could see you having like a show at a SeaWorld or something like that, you know?
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E558 Katt Williams
Like, you know what I'm saying? Matt, like a. the cat.
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E558 Katt Williams
Free Nemo, bro. Until it's backwards, man. I don't know what happened yesterday. Everyone's got. Dude, if they had one night though. Yeah. I'm talking a $320 ticket. It's a pricey ticket, but it's a one night only. Cat Williams and the whales, baby. Right. Cat fish. I got you. People, it'd be unprecedented, man. Indeed.
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E558 Katt Williams
Right. So get back to the guy in his big bathtub. Oh, yeah. Roy was his name. Roy. And he ended up in the military. But at the time, nobody knew that. We were just children, and he got a whistle or something. Somebody bought him a whistle. And so he would just have us do these little games or whatever, you know? Yeah.
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E558 Katt Williams
And so I don't know if kids were violent during that or sometimes people would be aggressive or something. But I think maybe that made me nervous about water. My sister almost drowned one time. I thought she did drown. But she almost drowned once. So I think just stuff like that. We would go swim in a river and there weren't a lot of lifeguards.
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E558 Katt Williams
So I think that's super scary because, you know, you get caught with a current or something. It's just real. It can be a lot, you know. Which river? The river we were at, I think it was probably part of the Chifuncta, like a little tributary of it. Dirty water? Yeah. That's scary too. Yeah. Yeah, so just that kind of atmosphere, I guess, maybe. Trying to think what made me so scared.
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E558 Katt Williams
Well, thanks, man. I feel the same about you. I feel like everybody does.
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E558 Katt Williams
And you know what? I don't know if I knew how to swim that great. Yeah, Chifuncta River. I don't know if I knew how to swim that great, to be honest with you. But yeah, I think, yeah, people could. I would love to see you do a water show of some sort one day if you ventured out to that sort of thing.
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E558 Katt Williams
So, you know. So, yeah. Thank you, man. Thank you for letting them even do that statue. What was that whole deal like with them, with Michaels? That's where I got mine at, was at Michaels.
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Point your toes west. Were you affected by the fires, Kat? Do you all have any damage? Um...
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Yeah, it's so surprising, man. I had a friend I was talking to, and he said, hey, do you want me to go to your apartment and get your, I got a Jeep Cherokee out here, so you want me to go get it in case the winds change it? And I said, I think it's going to be okay. And I said, what are you doing? He's like, I'm going to an audition.
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And it was just so wild that you had places that were completely disappear off the earth. And then you have a guy who's going to an audition at the same time, you know, just that there's so many things happening at once in this. It's like part of it is so affected and some of it is unaffected, you know, kind of just was a dike child of me.
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Well, thank you. We wish you a black Christmas. Look, I'd be honored to have one. I'd be honored to have one. Yeah, man. Because, yeah, when I met that guy there, he said, we got two left, man. And there was 201 of them was marked down because it had a chip in it. But it's still, man, it's an honor. I keep it up in my house year round.
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Yeah, man. Yeah, sometimes I think about what it would be like if I were another ethnicity, you know? You ever imagine like that? Like if you was an Asian guy? Like if you could handle it? No. You ever had dreams like that where you're Asian?
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Like I'm in the driver's seat. Yeah, it'd be cool to be a passenger, but I like the seat I'm in.
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And people walk in and they're like, no way, that's Cat William right there. It is. And it's beautiful, man. Thank you. Yeah. You have a new tour, man. I know people talk about touring and comedy a lot, and I want to know what kind of keeps you still doing comedy. Because I think when we start out, maybe it's to be funny, and then some people get to this place where they want to have a message.
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Yeah, because I think about that a lot, I guess, of what it would be like to be different ethnicities, if I could handle it, you know, if I would think it was fun.
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Yeah, you can. I would like, you know, if I ever. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm trying to. culture vulture or whatever, but I would like, if they ever give you, if they do, you know, if they let people, if I get to do reincarnation, I would put it in an application. I know that.
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Ethnicity, you mean? Don't go right to black. Okay, I won't. I'll wait at least a round or whatever. I will do... I don't know if I, would I do, I don't, Asian seems so, it feels like you could, it feels easy to do kind of. I hate to say that. It just seems. Yeah, that's racist. Sorry. No, it's okay. Okay. Yes, I said it. Asian people. Oh, I would be Mexican. Mexican seems cool.
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It's, you're kind of almost, you're like a little black or whatever, but you're also, you're just.
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No, the first Mexican. No, the kid, the first Mexican that we ever had in our school.
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Yeah. Yeah. I would go easy into it. I wouldn't let anybody know that I was had been there, that I was it was my first time. I think you'd have to be – because sometimes I believe you have first times as a human even. Like you meet some people and it's like, oh, this is this person's first time being a human, the soul. Right. This is a damn newborn, you know. Right.
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And then you meet some people and you're like, damn, this person is a sensei. This person has been – They've been here before. They've been here before. Right. Right. But yeah, I wouldn't go do black first, man. I wouldn't, yeah, I would definitely keep that for like a, or I would, yeah, I would try, I would be, I would be honored to do it if they let me do it. That's what I would say.
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Do you notice that kind of tone shift in your desire to do it over time?
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Everything a little bit different, I'm sure. But, yeah, I don't know if I'd go – yeah, I would like to. Especially if I got to bring a friend, I would definitely do it, man.
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Yeah. No, see, I want to just have some safety. Same reason I don't want to be in the water. It's just when I feel risk, it makes me feel nervous.
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Man, that's interesting. That is kind of how I feel. Yeah, because I'm always thinking of what this other thing would be like.
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Do you believe that most of the people here that are living right now, that this is their home planet?
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No. So you feel like it's more that we're – you feel like we're maybe a species from somewhere else that's been kind of – that landed here or that got – All of the religions tell the same story.
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Do you feel like this is like a place where we're supposed to learn something? Do you feel like it's a place that we're kind of just spending time? An experience.
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Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I forget I get caught up in the minutia of things, you know, and I forget to kind of have this bigger breath of like.
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Yeah. I feel that all the time, man. I feel like I don't know any other way to be almost sometimes, like not in a bad way, but yeah, I feel like it's, it's this constant sentence. You're like, you gotta, I feel like there's always been this to-do list that I don't even make and it's just always been there. Does that make any sense to you? Yeah. That's how I feel all the time.
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Do you feel like who was like a role model when you were growing up? Do you, where do you think you got some of your own influences from? Do you think it was from people like actually humans in the world? Or do you feel like you had kind of like divine thoughts that came into your head or guidance? Like where did that kind of stuff affect you? Like when you were younger, do you feel like.
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And it's the heaven on earth tour. Do you believe in heaven? Absolutely. And earth. Yeah. Okay. All right. Fair. Touche, man. Yeah. Dude, I remember when I first, because like when I was growing up, we just had, you know, you learned about heaven and stuff, but all the pamphlets or whatever I'd seen at church or anything, it always had, it was mostly white folks on it, right? Yeah.
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What are you smoking, Ken? Sir? Brother? You smoke it? If it's not pot, I can smoke it.
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So racist. Yeah, it's weird. You can burn down a whole town, but you can't have a Newport. Right.
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Yes, sir. We had some cool black kids growing up in our area, bro. Right.
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Don Galatis. He had a child. Number 34 of our basketball pitcher. We had a lot of good kids in there, man. Right. Shout out James Gray. His dad ran a tire place. He was in there. There's Vincent. He got all the ladies, Vincent, dude. And Johnny, that's Big Johnny. He was damn 11 feet tall, baby. He had birds living on his shoulders, baby. He was up there.
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Here they are together. Bro, Johnny was so tall, he had windows on the side of his head, but he was tall, man. No, you were kneeling down. Countless stories. That's true.
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Thanks for the nice words. I appreciate it. You do a great job too, man. Thank you for all the joy over the years. You just bought a military base. Is that right? Yeah. Formerly Fort McClellan. Fort McClellan.
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And then I went to a black church one time. It was, I think it's called Greater Starlight Baptist Church. That was in our town. Shout out to Greater Starlight Baptist Church. Oh, yeah. It was nice in there. This was in Covington, Louisiana.
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Was that a tough step to, like, take that, like, okay, we can get this and we can do this? Like, did you reach out to Tyler Perry? Because I know he has, like, in Atlanta, he has an amazing space. He may have many spaces now. This was three years ago. I went to a space there to train for something, and they were, it was unbelievable. Yeah.
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So, yeah. So it would be a place where you could make other people's kind of dreams come true, like with film, television, that sort of thing.
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Yeah, there you go. Wow. Map Williams in the building, baby. But, and that's when I realized. Don't make me go girt. Everybody's. That's when I realized, oh, everybody's going to be in heaven. That was the first time that I realized heaven was going to be very diverse. I'd never thought about it. Right. And it blew my mind.
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Dude, that's exciting, huh? It is. It is. Will you have your hand in on most of the projects? Is that a weird question?
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Yeah, it's pretty nice. Instead of seeing if you have the cars, that's owning the deck, really, you know?
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I was like, oh, wow, they're going to have black folks in heaven, Asian folks. All types of folks are going to be there, you know.
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Yeah, sometimes I've been thinking a lot about getting married, but I don't know if sometimes it's like an outside pressure that I feel or if it's just like something I would like to have that family, you know? Like that, you know, I think you always have like an idea of what a family is, you know?
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So sometimes I feel like that's something I want to try to make happen, you know? It seemed like it would be a real challenge.
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Feeling like I have to fill in the blanks as opposed to what do I really want to create, you know? Like, or being like, well, what if I didn't get married? What would people think? You know, sometimes I'll get that stuck in my head, you know? Yeah. I guess it's normal, but.
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Yeah, yeah, I don't want to set myself up for – that's a good point too. I don't want to set myself up for a situation that would be uncomfortable for me or I would hurt somebody else's feelings either.
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Pretty much. I mean, I haven't dated just a black lady.
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No. I mean, there's a cute black lady I met at the airport that if I see her again, I think I would try to ask her out, but I haven't seen her again. But I would be open to dating a cool black lady. Hold on. Hold on. Let's talk specifically about this one you're talking about. Yeah, she just looked like really confident and nice smile and pretty eyes.
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Yeah. I guess I'm kind of, I don't know if I'm starting to look forward to it. I am excited about it. Yeah. But I, yeah, I guess I get caught up in like a lot of worldly stuff, you know, like there's still things I want to do here, that type of thing, you know?
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And I was like, man, there's just something about her.
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All right. And she was where? That I admired. She was working at the airport. Working at the airport. So she was a worker. She liked to work. She doesn't mind work. Hey, hey, they're beautiful.
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You bet it was. Yeah. So she was TSA approved too, you know, so. Right, right.
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I don't know. She might be watching. Do you do that? You put things like into, do you like do that, like speak things into existence type of thing?
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Yeah, man. Cause I, yeah, that, that, yeah, this could be part of my 2025, man. It is. It clearly is. Right. Right. We've said it. We are. We've said it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you had a lot of last year. You seem like you had a lot of predictions last year. You kind of became this Oracle last year. Did you feel that? That people came to you.
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They almost said you almost became kind of like this, like a little bit of like a crystal ball, you know?
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Did you start to worry any about your own safety and stuff? Because it seemed like you really had some moments where you're kind of almost channeling truths into the world. And some people don't like that. Some people don't want to – I mean the dark side of things doesn't really probably enjoy that.
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Yeah, you don't see the dog catcher show up every other year in a nice skirt. You don't see an electrician come up in a blouse every now and then.
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What was your question? Do you have a first book that you remember reading or one that got read to you when you were a kid or something that you really liked? Like a book that set it off for you that was like, oh.
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Yeah, just the idea of being able to take myself into a different place, you know. It was like, and it really, I mean, words really just fuel for your imagination. It's like, that's how you would get your head going, you know.
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Amen. Amen. Did y'all, I'm trying to think of some of my favorite books when I was a kid. I don't even remember. When I was young. We're the Red Fern, girl. We had to read all kind of shit. They had one book that kept killing this dog in it. I felt so bad for him. How many times can you kill a dog? I mean, they kept that thing was fucking really dead. I don't remember that.
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I don't know who wrote that bitch, but I think Stephen King wrote it. But that bitch was dead, bro. After the second chapter, I said, this bitch is dead, guys.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that is something that like if I stay kind of motivated and I have a plan a little bit, that keeps me a lot more like, OK, I want to do this. I still want to try that. Yeah. And I start to think, man, I'm running out of time, too.
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Yeah, he looked like he owned a bunch of ravens or something. That dude, yeah, everybody, he had one book then. The animals was kept being alive and dead. Edgar Allan Poe was a favorite of mine.
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He had a lot of women, too. Bring up some of his ladies he had. Edgar Allan Poe's girlfriend. He had a flock at the end. You know, I think he used to live in Virginia. You know that? Edgar Allan Poe. Click on a couple of his dimes he had. Look at these broads right here. Yeah. Just click on one of them. Damn.
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Right there, baby. You tell him. Shorty won a thug.
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That's how he liked them. That's how he liked them, boy. Oh, shit. Now, she's cute. No, come on now. Right there. Frances, baby. That was his foster mother. That was his foster mother. Whatever. Damn, bro. Why you fucking helping me out? Fire.
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Right. Whatever. We got our research department. Now, what about right there? Virginia Clem, baby. Right. That's a girlfriend. Right.
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Oh, wow. Let me see. Sarah Helen Whitman, a professional writer who met Edgar through the literary circles in New York. Valatio.
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You know, if you really like to taste different things and smell different flowers and, you know, and see what's on in different gardens and stuff, then you start to run out of time. No. You don't think?
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She'll slurp you back to Saturn right there, man. Wait a minute. Why did Zuckerberg come? Oh, jeez. I don't know why they brought him up. You have genius here. Oh, we have the new hair. Yeah, he has the new hair. What do you think about a lot of these social media sites controlling how people communicate? What do you think about that, man? You fear that kind of stuff?
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Right. At that point, we're almost the fools for pretending that we would still have it, privacy. Yeah. Right. I'm saying. Do you feel like in Hollywood that there are – I've heard you kind of allude to the fact that there's like kind of darker forces that kind of like – that present opportunities to people in trade-off, right?
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In trade for their own – maybe their own peace, maybe their own reality, maybe a sacrifice of their actual direction that they want. Do you think that really happens, that kind of stuff?
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Mm-hmm. You think there's ever ways where we can get to the control room and see who's controlling or you think that's all?
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Do you think Hollywood has a lot of things that they like hold against people, you know? Like I had a theory that. A lot of this is human nature. Right. So it's not even Hollywood. It's just human nature.
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In any circle of business, really. Yeah. They had a big bust with Puff Diddy where he got arrested. And then they've had, like, accusations and stuff. He hasn't gone on trial, I don't think, yet. But do you think that they – there's been speculation that they did that because they – the timing of that was they wanted to, like –
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use other people that have allegedly been involved in some of his circles to, they wanted to kind of use like, okay, you could be next unless you help this political plan. Do you think that's at all possible? That's how all cases are handled, right?
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But do you feel like they would say to someone, okay, we're going to bring you in unless... Absolutely. That's what they do.
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Wow. Right. Man, so how do you know who is, that's part of the game, huh? You don't know. It's part of the game.
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Did you ever do a rap album? Yep. You did? Several. I didn't know that. I'm sorry, man. I didn't research that.
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You asked me, did I do them? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you have some collabs on them with anybody? Did somebody help you produce some stuff? Master P, maybe anything like that?
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I'm just thinking of somebody from Louisiana. Right. What a blessing. When I was in college, he used to – they had – it was like master – it was like Silk the Shocker. Like that whole cabal was really, really vibing, right? Yes. So they used to have – they would all come to LSU and play at the basketball courts. And they would have these guys who would stand on the side and hold their clothes.
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And they were dressed like kind of Native Americans, like almost like black Indians kind of. And some of them would have on like little headdresses and stuff. And they would have them all holding their clothes and shoes on the side of the court. It was a vibe, man.
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Did you ever tour with the... With a rap, did you ever, because sometimes you'll have musicians and rappers, or musicians and comedians tour together. Yeah. You have? Mm-hmm. I just didn't know. Some people like that, some people don't.
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I know. So it's just used as like a mechanism to what? Limit our thinking?
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how I think or feel some moment. All of it, like... Yeah. Remember Shy? Remember that group came out? And if I ever fall. Remember them? I can't sing either. I do.
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I'm trying to think of one of the first. Oh, I went to a good one. Shy. Green Day. You're going to make a great black guy. Oh, yeah. And they had Tevin Campbell. Remember him? Can we talk for a minute? Tevin Campbell.
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That's true, that's true, that's true. He really had a different... Right. The sequel to that song was a surprise. We'll just say it like that, man. The sequel was a surprise. That was a good time, though. That was a good time. It was a good time. When was that? That was late 90s, I think. Did you ever get to meet Michael Jackson before? No, I got to meet Prince. You did? Yeah.
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Did you ever get to go bike riding with him or anything like that? Who's that? Prince.
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Dude, if I was that big, I couldn't get my big ass out of bed at that size, man. It'd be so hard. Because sometimes it's kind of hard at even a regular size to get up. I don't believe that. You know how hard it is to get a big old, look at it right there. It's so hard to get up when you're big. Right. I watched my aunt get up sometime. Like, she ain't going to get up.
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You know what I'm talking about? You ever see somebody and you're like, she ain't going to get up.
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They evacuate, they just look the other way. That's their evacuate. Just lean away from the warm. Flip the pillow. Yeah. Did you, what did you and Prince do? Did y'all ever go out to eat or nothing? Like, what did he like to do? No, so, like.
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I'd love to watch him eat a little snack or something, a little creme brulee or a little big scoop of ice cream. I'd love to see that because he was kind of smaller, wasn't he?
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Yeah, sorry. Watch a small person, if they get up against a real hard scoop of ice cream, they fucking can't handle that bitch, you know? No, no, no.
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No, I just sometimes if somebody, you know, I know like if I get up, if it's a real cold scoop of ice cream and it's hard to, you know, get with a spoon or something, I just imagine like a smaller guy battling that bitch, bro. I just, I can't.
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I just want to envision in my head, Prince, you just got two or three spoons going on that bit. He going to get in there. He'd have whooped your ass in here. He probably would have, and blessings, man. I'd have had to pull him off. Man, he's a purple superhero, and he is the king, man. In real life, yeah. I'm just joking, Prince.
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Oh, I saw him stop in. I was in Minneapolis. They used to have this place called... And he got more pussy than you. Did he? Yeah. Oh, yeah, of course he did. What the fuck am I talking about? It took me half a second to realize that. Yeah, of course he did. Damn, boy. Yeah. Well, no, they had a place, though, that he would go perform sometimes on a certain night.
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It was in Minneapolis, and a lot of musicians would just show up, and one night he showed up there, man, and it was amazing. It was just random people would get together and play.
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How you going to say you got 30 swim trunks, but you ain't never been in the ocean, Joe Rogan? Thank you for having a good sense of humor, man.
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But did, when you were growing up, did you ever have like a TV, like a TV father kind of, you know, like I had, like, I'm trying to think of like, just trying to think of like influences that you had when you were young. Like I had like Little House on the Prairie was a show I would watch that they had. Michael Landon was on it. And then they had like In the Heat of the Night.
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I really liked that show. Now, wait a minute. Yeah.
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Virgil Tibbs. Virgil Tibbs. Yeah, probably. He was good. I will tell you this. I met his wife at a, or not his wife, but. The lady that played him? Yes, that's her right there. Virgil and Sophia was his wife in the show, I think. She was way smaller than you thought, right? She was very beautiful. And I saw her at a breakfast place and I was like, I cannot go back in there and tell her. And I did.
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And it was, she, I think she kind of appreciated it, but it was still pretty awkward, I think. But she's very beautiful. But yeah, I liked him and Carol O'Connor was in it.
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I am a good sense of humor. Yeah, sometimes we forget about that along the way, man. You are. How long do you want to live for, then, you think, Cat? You got to check out, you got to, when you ever think about it?
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Right. That shit was good. I loved that. What else did I like? I'm trying to think of a show where I had like a TV dad. Did you have like a TV family or someone that you kind of liked?
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It would have been shocking if my mom was always working. I would be like, Mom, tell me you love me. And she'd be like, I got to move this box over here. That's what she would be like. I'm like, mom, how do you feel about me? She's like, oh, we got to put all these boxes away. She always had something to do, you know? Like if a feeling came up, my mom just couldn't have it, you know?
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I love you, mom. I'm just, it's funny. Now it's funny. Right. But now you can. Yeah, that shit was ridiculous though, bro. I was like, Mom, how do you feel about it? She's like, we got to get this car to start. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Where's the vacuum? Right. Yeah, that was it. That's what I think. That's what I always was looking for, for me.
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My little layover lady. That's what I call it, my little layover. I've seen you. This is something that I thought. There's only two things that I think that I've seen and I'm not sure. One of them was that Santa Claus, when I was a kid, that they brought us outside and they had a real sleigh go by in the air. It was an airplane that they disguised as a sleigh in our town.
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The second one is I thought I saw you riding bikes down Sunset Boulevard. Right.
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Oh, yeah. I didn't see those, man. I'm sorry. I saw some bitches. Somebody covered them bitches.
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Yeah, I swear to God, I'm standing on the porch. I look over there. Right. And you had done one of those things where you stand up, but keep, you know what I'm saying? It's just, you know, when you're riding down the street. I'm 5'5", so I do that better than most people. And I said, damn, there he goes, bro. Right. And by the time I get anybody's attention, nobody believed me.
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So that's why I think it had a lot of that same like when you saw Santa, you know, type of energy.
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Because I thought I was crazy for thinking that. Right. What do you see happening in 2025, Cat? This is where we get to where like – What do you feel like? What do you feel like are things we can look forward to, things we can stay conscious of? Can I bum another cigarette by chance, man? You got an extra one?
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Do you think that there is actual cloning going on?
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Two people have received a genetically modified pig heart transplant, David Bennett and Lawrence Fawcett. Both were performed in Maryland.
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Do you think there's any artists now that you think are not the same artists that we thought they were?
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That in your own life where people try to come at you for offers like that, do you think that like stars and get offered that kind of thing? Like to compromise themselves sexually for entertainment?
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Were there things that you didn't take in your career that you feel like were...
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He is labeled by many as an oracle, as the Black Crystal Ball, I've heard him called. I'm thankful that he came down from the clouds today to spend time with us. Today's guest is Mr. Cat Williams.
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Do you think some comedians start to feel like they have and that that's a trap?
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do you have a comedian that passed away that you really like that you miss a lot I mean I know there's been a lot of them but did you have like a real I was just gonna say I miss so many like did you have like a brother in comedy like I miss so many like what was Bernie Mac like was he a super guy cause I never seen anybody like him
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Bring up a picture of Rinaldo Rey. I'm just not familiar with him, just so I can see what he looks like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he play in the Cosby show?
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What about Bill Cosby? Did you ever get to meet him or not? Before he had all the problems?
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That was, yeah, that was, yeah, I did, but yeah, what was he like before that?
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Yeah, that's definitely different then. What else is going on?
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I do not have an R. Kelly question. No, I don't. Did you get to go to Bernie Mac's funeral? Did he have a big funeral? No.
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I feel like I'm not doing that good right now on it.
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Thanks, man. Did you get – was it scary for you to be a parent whenever you decided you wanted to be a parent? Oh, yeah.
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What sidetracks comedians? I guess it could be all types of things, huh? What sidetracks them from maybe fulfilling their... Excellence is difficult.
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You see what I'm saying? I think that's why I became a comedian because I didn't want any responsibilities, really.
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In a lot of ways. I think it's a big part of me that starts to feel like, yeah, I'm missing out if I don't. I'm missing out, but I just want to know. I want to have every experience I can, you know?
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and make sure I don't have any illegal substances on me too at the same time. Just because you're not going to need them. Are you a pet owner? You a big pet owner, man? I've heard that you got some animals over there. Yeah, I love the animals. I've heard you got a couple of horses, things like that. They're great.
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Diversity in the duck world. Oh, hell yeah, dog. I'm sick of seeing these fucking swans, bro. You know what I'm saying? These rich ass long neck motherfuckers, bro. No, we have geese too. But I'm just saying we need some fucking bangers in there, dog. We need some dark ducks in this bitch.
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Bring up a couple of black ducks, man. I would love to see those right now. Because I'm used to seeing mallards I've seen for sure. But I've never seen some really good darker ducks. So that's a beautiful one right there. None of these are black ducks. Oh, sorry. Well, get one. But no, get one at the bottom.
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Yeah. But mine are. Oh, that's fucking Mallard Luther King right there, bro. That thing dark as hell, dude.
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The king. Yes. Do you think, some people think that guys like Martin Luther King were compromised by the CIA. Do you ever believe stuff like that?
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You can have peace then. Have you had times in your life where you struggled having God in your life? Or what's that been like for you? No. Do you have a practice that you use kind of to like... Like one of my goals this year is to have more God in my life, right? So for me, I'm just using like more times where I stop and pray.
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Like even sometimes moments my head will pop in, like you should hit your knees right now and pray. And sometimes I just don't do those. I just go and keep doing it about my day. But now when those hit me, I'm trying to just make sure I do that, you know, just like because it's like an intuition that I have, you know, just because I want to have a stronger practice.
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How do you pick on – you've had a lot of openers. Like I've met a lot of your openers over the years here and there. How do you choose them, man? How do you choose these guys or women?
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I've heard you say that you feel like we're about to enter like a golden era. What do you mean kind of by that? Or what feelings do you have about that? And what can we look forward to?
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Bring it up real quick, Revelations. We can get a look at it.
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Book of Revelation or Book of the Apocalypse, the final book of the New Testament.
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Yeah. Yeah, like Santa, they leave milk and cookies. You know what I'm saying? You think we would fucking leave out a couple of freaking.
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Like whenever Jesus comes back, Where do you think it'll be at?
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So here we are. The Valley of Megiddo, also known as Jezreel Valley, is a large fertile plain in northern Israel. It's known for its historical, theological, and geographical significance. Oh, wow. And there's a lot of war going on right there, right now. Correct. So TBD, huh? Um, what are some of the other animals that you have there? I have heard that you have horses over there.
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Is that a true, is that true cut that you have some horses over there?
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Probably about the right there. A mini cow? Yeah. Bring up a mini cow real quick. I want to see one of them. They're beautiful, too. My sister has a picture of a couple of them at her house. Beautiful.
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Uh-huh. Oh, that's cool. Wow. Are those milkable? He's a boy, so I don't need to know. Oh, damn.
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Yeah, they're really fun. And do you name, that one's named Cash, and what other name do you have for these animals?
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Right, right. But you're having a little bit of goat. How much goat are you having monthly, you think? Weekly. Oh, okay. Okay. So Cat got him a little bit of money if he having a weekly goat meal.
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Yes, sir. Goat eat goat. Hey, man. Goats eat goat. Right. I love that.
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I think sometimes I was just so nervous about who you are because you seem like such a like – you almost seem like something that came down off of Mount Rushmore to spend time with us today. So I think that's like the mystique about you. So I think sometimes I don't know when it's like okay to joke around and stuff. So you just try and figure it out as you go.
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I appreciate that. I definitely feel that for sure more than other interviews. I'm trying to think of what else I want to ask you about. This is the best picture I ever got about it. Someone sent this and they said, this is... Cat Williams talking to Cam Newton, somebody said.
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Yeah. We should make one next year if we made one and we did made some, made a charity for it or something that could be cool.
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I mean, I would be happy to do that. Yours is really the, yours is the one they're already using without your permission.
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But maybe we'll try to find one. That'd be kind of a neat, maybe we could do something where we raise some money for something. I would love it. You would?
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And everybody has autism. They have all types of people with autism, yeah? Right. Yeah. I would love to do that. That's a cool idea. And my last question for you, Cat, do you know any Native Americans you ever met any over the years? What's that been like?
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Yeah. I think when I was getting into comedy in the beginning, I didn't. I wanted people to know me, right? Like I never, I like the jokes and I want them to, I want them to laugh and feel good and see different ways that maybe I think and stuff, but I wanted to sell myself. That's what I always thought, I think.
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With outdoor stuff, have you ever done any like camping or anything like that? You ever done any long camps? Did you ever do like a plant medicine retreat or anything like that?
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Yeah, I could see you having like a cool petting zoo or something one day if you wanted to and you ever quit or just wanted to have a peaceful animal type of – or a safari, something like that.
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Yeah. That's the tool right there. Yeah. Heaven on earth. As it turns out. Yeah.
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Catman, thank you so much for spending time with me today, man. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks for just so many things, so many quotable moments from your life that you've shared with us. And yeah, it's an honor, bro. I really feel honored to be in your presence today. And just, yeah, I can't even believe it. So thank you so much. Likewise.
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When I first started, I didn't think I, I don't want you to remember one joke. I want you to remember me, right? Like I felt like this desperate. That's a star though.
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Yeah, you grew up in Ohio, huh? Yes. Yeah. Did you grow up by Dave Chappelle? You guys grew up near each other. Dave Chappelle's not even from Ohio. Isn't he? I thought he was from Dayton. I'm from Dayton. Are you really?
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I just saw him the other day. He came to a show in Pittsburgh.
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So every time agents are scared of losing you, they show up. You notice that?
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You said earlier that maybe you felt like – do you feel like you turned into your father though a little bit sometimes? Do you ever think like that? No.
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No. I mean, Mike is charming. He's done great work for me.
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Let's go. Congratulations. That's my seventh book. Seventh book. That's right.
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Yeah, brother, let's fucking go, boy. And I was like, oh.
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Yeah. Jeremy, I've known him for a few years. Jeremy's a really neat guy.
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Yeah, when everybody was like they were going to war or whatever.
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Yeah. I was like, what's up with the maps? He has them stapled all together.
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Yeah. Dang. Yeah, I had one night in New York years ago where I was a taxi driver. He gets some coke. I end up driving the taxi. I was so high. This was years ago.
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He was. He picked me up. We both started doing cocaine together. Oh. I saw Andy Cohen in the bathroom in the morning. I was going on Opie and – it wasn't Opie and Jim. Opie and Jim Norton the next morning. And I get in there. I was out of my brain. I get in and I stayed up all night. God. And I get in there. And the other guest on the show that day was Daryl Strawberry, who was sober.
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And I could barely even talk. And I remember I was in the bathroom there peeing. There I am right there on the right, just geeked out of my head.
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I was playing third base for my own brain right there. I wasn't doing real good.
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And they used to do it all the time, it seemed like.
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Like, that's... I think if you practice doing it some, I think you would get good at it, probably. I think it's the...
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Well, it's the sporadicness of not practicing and then just doing it willy-nilly like some guy who's playing for his refrigeration softball team or something. That's when it's bad.
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I'm high as a Georgia Pine. Oh, yeah, there was that one guy that did LSD.
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What is there a type of, so how much is a microdose of LSD?
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Right. You're not licking people and stuff. You're shaking hands and being normal.
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expending energy you know what i mean and absorbing other people's energy yeah so i want to be in a fucking high vibe mood yeah you don't realize how much it is you don't realize like i would do meeting greets after shows for like years just go out there for just and just do them and it just like i had like a breakdown a couple years ago i just was completely burnt like and i just kept doing it i thought i wasn't working hard enough that was my own take of it i was like oh you're just not working hard enough but i didn't realize i just burned myself to like the end of the bowl you know
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Did you ever have a time where you got pretty burnt out? I mean, you've had a pretty – I mean, you've had an insane schedule for probably 25 years except for when you've taken breaks.
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He's a great speaker too. He's a great, he's able to speak and think at the same time really well. That's something that I really admire about him. What was I going to ask you about? Oh, good to see you.
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Yeah, that's been a tough thing to learn because especially when you're so self-motivated and you've done all that, you like have always been like, I can do this. I'll figure it out. I'll find a way. It's really hard to start to use the breaks, you know, and use them to your own advantage.
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I came on your show a couple times when you had Chelsea Lately show. Oh, really? Yeah. I was so nervous. Were you? Oh, yeah.
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You talked about using LSD a little bit ago. Did you ever have a time where you went sober? You tried it? Like did you ever try recovery meetings? Did you ever try that kind of stuff or no?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get. Yeah. I think I can't remember if I even had a drink at that. I was so nervous. I remember like some of the lines I said I couldn't get them right. And I was like I was like immensely nervous at that time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But you had so many comics on. That was like the Tonight Show for a while for comedians. I mean, it boosted a lot of careers.
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It launched a lot of careers. Yeah. It felt like did a lot of I mean, Michael Yo, Chris Franjola. I mean, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. And I hate to just miss some people's names. Ross Matthews. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. And I, there's certain things that I like. And then it's like, yeah, I like a lot of my life is always, always about me. I think with comedians, you get like that, you know, that's why you end up in comedy.
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He was he was a big part of that show, too. I remember that's kind of what it because then he had a spinoff of his own show from your show, didn't he?
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And no one else is responsible for it except for you. It's like I don't want – I want to be responsible for myself. I never could – I think it goes back to just that being in a place where it was like, what am I doing here? I don't even have an employee ID. There's no fucking hours on the wall. There's no wage union. I have to be here every day. This family didn't even make any fucking sense.
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Who would put this together? Can I talk to the boss? There is no boss. Who's the superior? But I had to – it was like – so I never wanted anything to have any like – jurisdiction over me, except for me. Right. But then sometimes for me, like it starts to be like, well, how much of that is like old stuff that I had and how much of it, which has served me well, because it helps me be self-motivated.
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And, um, but it's, it's been hard for me to like work with others. And so that's been like a learning curve, but. Yeah, at a certain point, does that kind of hinder me?
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Or have I gotten other neat joys out of the world, like getting to experience, like, you know, people coming out to a big show or something like that, and maybe those are the joys that I'll get instead of having a family, you know, not in a bad way. Yeah. And just trying to gauge, like, could I do it? Do I think I would do it well? And being honest with yourself.
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Well, comedy was something that was pure to me. There was a lot I think I didn't trust in the world. I didn't trust this. I didn't know about any of that. But if comedy, if you could fucking... put an arrow through sometimes and get people to laugh. Even people that didn't like you, if they were angry people that fucking, they might've been your parents and fucking hated you.
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Yeah. He just like I don't know. I could never see him and not just feel better. I feel like.
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But if you could fucking snipe them with an arrow, if you just to get them, even in all their discomfort or whatever, to get them to fucking laugh, it felt like, Oh, that's, that's the only thing that's written to me. It just felt so real. Like, and nobody could cheat it. Nobody's dad could put them on stage and say, Oh, I'm famous. My son is going to be great.
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You know, it was like there wasn't any nepotism in it. I don't know.
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I don't know. I'm not trying to, like, get any Debbie down or shit. But, yeah, I don't know. That's kind of why I think I ended up in this place.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
It's so funny we have two dogs in here today, both chows. I used to live with a chow in Arizona for a bit.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Oh, and this was a Chinese guy who was a roommate, or it was a guy who was already living in the room when I got there?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
He's like infectious. But yeah, I was so nervous. I got so nervous because I think also like you would come out and you didn't kind of – or I didn't know you. And so like I didn't get to say hello or anything and I was just hyper nervous. And yeah, that was definitely tougher back then for me just to be in like those type of environments.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah, that's a chow mane, I think it's called or something.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
That's a son piker right there, dude. Fascinating guy. Kaya, that's that dog's name. It's its birthday today, too.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
That's okay. Yeah. Do you think – oh, this is one more question I had about like how comedians feel and stuff. Do you think like it's hard for comedians to be like accept – like I have a tough time sometimes accepting compliments from people. Did you ever feel like that?
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Do you have any insight like on what that kind of is or have you –
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And they're not wet too. People are wet. That scares you. Yeah.
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Yeah, then just being still stuck in yourself, even if you're getting adulation, it's still about, well, how do I feel about adulation? It's almost like an ego trap in a weird way, kind of like, because even though I'm getting it, like, it's like, it's nice to get adulation from somebody or somebody saying thank you or something.
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And then I'm wondering, oh, well, it makes me feel like at that point, who gives a fuck really how it makes you feel kind of like, yeah, you can have your boundaries and stuff. Right. But imagine, yeah, if you somebody must really care if they went over to say something or they wanted to share that.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Did you ever have a talk show that you went on early where you were just like – or some sort of thing you went on where you're like, I can't handle this or were you always –
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah. Yeah. No, it's just a good, it's a good reminder. It's a good reminder of that. Um, so the feeling you're special, it's like, um, I only watched like 32 minutes of it, but, um, what is the feeling kind of like, or do I have to wait to the end to get to know what it is?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Oh, the feeling is about, I mean, a lot of the feeling that I've seen so far seems to be feminal masturbation.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
We're talking about – Yeah, yeah. You can say that. Of course.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
I was like, what is happening here? Yeah, there's a lot of like there's a lot of use of masturbation to get through time of moments, maybe.
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Are you there, pussy? It's me, Chelsea. Are you there, pussy?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Oh. Oh, yeah. If you see a child rubbing up on something – well, I guess if you have six other children, who gives a fuck what the last one is doing most of the time?
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But, yeah, I think it's hard to approach them even probably. Maybe now you could text them and say – Get your hand out of your pants. Yeah, or calm it down. Yeah, yeah. We're at a pizza hut.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Wow, dude, that's bonkers, man. Yeah, but jerking off was fun, wasn't it? And I love how in this, you call it jerking off. I hadn't heard a woman refer to it as that before. Really? I'd never heard a woman say jerking off before.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Damn, I'm not a go yet. I'm a, I'm more of like, you know, a lot of people are up by the front lines with the machine guns or whatever. I'm the cannon that comes in in the back. It shoots once.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah. And then you're wrapped. And then it's like, uh, yeah, neat, neat down for repair or whatever. Like that's me.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
No, I mean five minutes, I'm saying. Oh, five minutes. Yeah, don't put me.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
That's my thing. If anybody's having sex for four, who the fuck are you? You're some kind of like a mega, you're some kind of like a cyborg or like who's like Italians or whoever's fucking for that long. It's like that's crazy to me. I want to get back to work.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah, that's like the Daytona 500. It's like how much, is that like the Goodyear pussy? I just don't want to, yeah, it's like I just get, I kind of honestly. Get bored. I get bored.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah, I think a lot of people are wondering, yeah, what's an appropriate amount of time? Because you also, it's like, you hear these people like, let's fuck all night or whatever. And you're like, kiddo, do not even knock on my door if we're fucking all night. I don't want anybody at my house doing anything all night. I don't want anybody even being awake in my house all night.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
That's a Catholic sleepover right there, I think they call it.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah, definitely it changes. Like now I feel more confident in a lot of situations. Some conversations I still get nervous in, but not like when I'm going on stage and stuff. Now I know I've just done it enough times where I can handle it. So that, yeah, some things do start to evolve. Thank God. I remember being in like a really little audition room when I first went in.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
I was at a girl's place one time, and she had a plant that guys would come on, and it was doing pretty well. I don't know if it was a pear. How small is a pear plant? Bring up a small one real quick. I think it was pear.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Maybe once a year. I mean, I don't know if people were doing it monthly or how often. Once a year?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
I mean, I have no clue what it's also like a supplement schedule was, but I do know that. Yeah. Young people. Oh, no, it's something smaller. It's an indoors house plant. But so that's not it. I can't remember. But yeah, it is fascinating the amount of time that there's. I think there is some miscommunication there about how long people want it to go. Yeah.
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And what do you do in that instance? It's almost like a delicacy.
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Yeah. Did you keep tabs on the amount of men that you slept with, do you think?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Did you ever do like a little gift basket? I know some celebrities, like if you make love to somebody, you give them a little gift or something.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Was it harder to date and stuff once you had fame in your life, popularity in your life?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
It was over at E. They were auditioning for something. And I was like, can we open the window? I was like, and it was like kind of a little room, but it was like, and it was windows they didn't let up. So the assistants over there, Matt's trying to open, like doesn't open. And nothing was helping me. I was like, can we open the door? And it was just... It was horrible.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Because it's hard to practice with somebody that's – because there's not as many people that are popular, so it's hard to – it's like you don't get that world as much, you know?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Right. Then it's just this weird thing. Nobody ever said anything. Yeah. And these days, a lot of stuff is so common. It's like everybody's talked about everything now. So it's like I think having certain conversations are a lot more the norm than even than they were like 20 years ago. You know, I remember –
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E570 Chelsea Handler
couldn't get an erection at some girl's place and it was like 3 30 in the morning or something and i told her i had to go to swim practice or whatever and it was early swim practice was at like five or whatever and she's like for what team whatever i was like 28 i was fucking couldn't answer whatever yeah you know just a bad idea i have to go to swim team or whatever oh you told her that you had to go to swim team practice early my coach gets pissed like what swim team are you on
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E570 Chelsea Handler
I wasn't in school or whatever, you know? Yeah. So just sometimes you say shit like that. I got to get home to let my dog out. Is it good?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Right. And not only just for you, but for them also, it's like, why create, why spend more time creating something that's just going to be uncomfortable, you know?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
I had some rough ones early on with with so many comedians who tried to get on your show. Was there a lot of lobbying that happened like behind the scenes? Like did comedian like friends like or people try to like infiltrate your space? Do you feel like to try to get those positions? Because that was such a coveted spot to be on Chelsea lately.
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Oh, yeah, mushrooms are crazy, dude. I remember taking them one time, and some girl was like, let me see. She didn't even want to make out where— She's like, let me see your weird dick or whatever. And I was like, because I guess she was really getting the swirls. She's like, let me see your weird dick. And I was like, fucking all right. But yeah, that can be kind of just a tough idea.
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And then, yeah, it's just weird to touch somebody and hug somebody. But it is fun to sit around and laugh or something on some mushroom. That's a lot of fun.
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But sometimes, sometimes having a, like enjoying time with somebody is fucking nice too and not feeling the pressure. Like you gotta make, like you gotta have sex. Yeah.
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Yeah. Did you, um, I had one more question. Oh, did you ever meet Bill Cosby?
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The unraveable. That's right. Wow. What about Michael Jackson? I'm just trying to think. I ask everybody.
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Oh, I don't think that that was I think that was definitely part of his psychology that he was less like, yeah, like a seven year old that was grew up and got super famous and also had sexuality going on inside him at the same time. I don't know how all that comes out. And maybe someone was criminal. Maybe someone wasn't. I don't know.
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But no, I'm just curious as to who like, who gets to run across certain people like in celebrity circles and stuff, you know. But I'm trying to think of anything else. Is there anything else that you wanted to talk about specifically, Chelsea?
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E570 Chelsea Handler
Yeah, congratulations. And, yeah, just thanks for coming and spending time with us today. Yeah, it's just you get it done. And it's impressive to witness. And it's just, yeah, I feel lucky that you came and spent time with us today. Thank you.
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You pick up on it probably pretty quick, I would guess.
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Her new special, The Feeling, is out now on Netflix. I'm grateful to spend time with today's guest, Chelsea Handler. Shout!
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Yeah, you'll be a therapist at that point. Right. Yeah. Um, the feeling I watched some of the feeling I love, like what's one of the lines you had early in it. It was like, um, even at seven, I was looking for a bar. I think that's one of the lines you have in it.
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About just being young. It seemed like you were born. Like I could relate to it so much. Like, like immediately, even though in this, some of the stories you start telling, uh, in the new special, it's like, you are a adult, right?
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Yes. It's I can relate to that so much. Like I just felt like I was born into a place where like it was almost like I was born into like a job, like a job position that I didn't apply for. And there was no like clear rules of employment on the wall. The hours were super fucking vague. You didn't exactly know who was in charge, but you had to be at work every day. That's kind of like how I felt.
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So when you were talking about that, some of the early stories you're talking about, I could just relate to that so much.
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Was there, um, was there moments when you were a kid that actually did feel like a kid? Like when you kind of look back, right? Like, cause I always felt kind of like wet cement. I felt like I was always having to manage myself. There was so much going on, like on the inside and outside. I never felt like super reliable in my own footing and stuff, but yeah.
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when you look back on your life, were there moments where you actually felt like, okay, I was just kind of a kid there, you know, as opposed to being like the, like somebody who had to be on top of everything? Like, does that make any sense to you?
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But it was bad. I mean, it was just, our family was just weird, but yeah, I knew you were the last one.
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I'm from Louisiana. I'm from Louisiana, so not a lot of comedians. Well, there are. Mark Norman is a comedian out of Louisiana. I'm in a space. There's a bunch of guys.
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Like young menopause. That's kind of crazy. That's hilarious. What was like a first date that you remember? Do you remember going on like a first date with somebody?
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Where'd y'all go? Do you remember? Did you just go for a walk?
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You got pregnant? Yeah. Oh, dang. And oh, wow. You did it more than once. That's all. Yeah. Seems like a... Pretty, you know, a lot for like a younger person. But did they – and how did you – what do you do back then if you're pregnant?
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You do? No way. That's when they were legal. Like cider house rule style or what did you do?
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E565 Bert Kreischer
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Yeah, or sometimes it's also just a time cut. It's like since we've been podcasting more, it just takes so much time, and then I have to do it here and Nashville. It's just like the back and forth. That's why I said this when we were in – I apologize to interrupt. And your own touring. So it's like you have your own tour. It's like last year, I don't know –
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Maybe had two weekends where I did something for myself that I wanted to do that wasn't work Which is fine because I like working but I like working too.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. Sometimes people will be like, you got to get a hobby. And I'm like, well, some of my hobbies became work. And so they're still my hobbies. They're just more it just like you're just super involved with them, I guess. I guess I could get a nice hobby. Like what? Like think about walking with a friend.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
Well, yeah, but a lot of times you also don't know. Some places you don't know the guy, right? Or if your dad isn't there or whatever. So there's some guy who sets his beard down. He's like, I'll teach this little motherfucker.
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And I think a lot of people maybe don't get as much time of that. And so that's why they listen to podcasts too. It's like, Ooh, you know, a lot of people don't like what you said. Maybe they don't get as much time as that. So that's why they listen. They're listening more to podcasts. I think some of this is why I listen. It's like, Oh, I want to hear a conversation about this thing.
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And so that's what I'm listening to where I want to hear about a conversation that's funny.
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No, they're the best. Dude. Tim Dillon is so original. It's unbelievable.
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He had this bit about the other day on – it was a social reel, and it was like about the fires and how somebody hired private security to protect their – private firemen to protect their ice cream shop or whatever. It was like all these places are burning, but the fucking Maui peach sorbet was fucking saved or whatever.
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Well, I think I was trying to think of something fancy and this helped me.
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I put sprinkles on it. That's like who had that joke if you call something Mexican in front of it, it just makes it so much better, dude.
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Did you ever see a donkey show? I never saw it. I don't want to get involved with that. I have a good relationship with outdoor animals. I don't want to get like that. Yeah, this is his clip right here. Oh, I love that he's... You can play it from right there. It's fun.
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Yeah, so then that guy – so now suddenly there's some guy teaching you don't even know or whatever, and then they get you going, right? And that part's good, but the scary part is then you realize you have to steer, and that's where a lot of people – Just bank right into a fence.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
yeah he was solo for the first couple years just him talking and then my brain i ran out of anything i don't even know now i'm just like a thorough affair for other people's and i was like it used to be i used to have some of my own ideas now it's just nothing you know i think you used to love your own ideas you know i always say to people i always say to people um hey wait were you you were using drugs when we did that uh fraternity pilot
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Let me think. Oh, remember that thing, dude? Yeah. I tried to buy it.
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Yeah. I don't know what happened yet, because the pilot was what? It was three guys were going back to college. It was kind of based on- Old school. Old school. I think it was called old school. Three guys were going back to college? Was that it?
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right yeah remember that one guy finally kissed that hook or whatever and his fucking glasses steamed up remember ernie remember that guy dude a couple of those guys hold on you're underselling you're underselling what we did have we talked about this
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E565 Bert Kreischer
Well, that guy was a ninja, remember? He was a full-time ninja, you said. And we're like, where?
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E565 Bert Kreischer
We hired real prostitutes, dude. And that one guy.
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I don't know if that was them. Harlow was a girl band, I thought. Oh, that's them.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
I'm trying to remember what happened. Were you using drugs at the time? I don't know. I hope I was. It sounds like it was a fucking blast, dude. I don't know if I needed drugs at the time. That sounds amazing.
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One of the big one asked for it. Yes. The little one. Sure. A victim. I'll say that.
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That's one. That's one. I mean, like we showed up at somebody at a place. We stole that fucking goat, put him on that bus, and he started shitting in the back of the bus. And the only person would go back there and care for him. It was some like he was like a third generation veterinarian or something. That one really white kid.
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Oh, yeah. I think he was a comic. Killian? No, Killian is just the name of a beer.
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Seamus. Seamus? Seamus Killian? It wasn't him. It was a fella named Seamus. I think he probably passed. I don't know if he passed away. A couple of them.
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He had two lunches too. I remember that. He fucking, he did not make it that long. I was like, dude, you can't have two lunches. Because he would have lunch and then wait a little while and pretend like he hadn't had lunch, I remember.
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It was just that reverse – he would use reverse psychology with his own stomach or whatever. God, man, that was the funnest.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
It's that energy you do when you're young too. You get put in a place, you try to, yeah, you try.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
Oh, God. Dude, oh, there's my boy right there. He just had his second child, I think. He's selling TV shows.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
That's when we threw those Mexican cabbage patch kids. They dyed them Mexican because the Mexican ones had been discontinued or whatever. Yeah. How do you say cabbage in Spanish? Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage niños. Cabbage. So we had these fucking cabos ninos, right? And we're just like, you have to throw 50 of them over this fence. Like, it was going to be hard for adult men to do that, bro.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
We were humming those bitches over there. And remember, Chyna showed up. She was the wrestling woman. Oh, yeah. And she was all geeked up on pills or something. And she was supposed to, as they went over the fence, somebody was supposed to shoot them down with like some sort of a paintball gun or something. I was like, what are we doing? Do you like winning real money?
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I do remember driving away. This was in Long Beach. I remember driving home that day. I'm like, I can't believe Bert. I drove you home. Almost smashed that dude.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
Do you remember? We did a nude dance for him. Do you have that? And Greg Louganis is a famous homosexual swimmer.
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E565 Bert Kreischer
Oh, my God. That was incredible. I thought I ruined I thought I ruined ruined my career ruined it and what kind of pecker you got on you there you can't really they got it blurred out or whatever just so we can not big at all okay I'm gonna show you right now and you'll it's probably the exact same size do you remember we took a bath with Lunel
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E565 Bert Kreischer
I don't remember that. I remember, I think Kyle's mom gave me, or somebody gave somebody, I don't remember what happened. One of us came or something.
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Dude, that show was so wild. And it was like, bro, they paid us. It was fun. You got to be around other comedians. Tiffany Haddish was on there. Donnell Rawlings. Remember Javier George? That one comedian left. He left the first day. Remember George? Yeah.
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And this is when you made a promise to your mom in the dark or whatever.
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You look pretty jacked in this. I might have been on performance-enhancing drugs. Have you ever taken steroids? Yeah, dude. Yeah, they just had a new – did you see that a new Steroid Olympics was coming up? I hope so. That show was before its time. They should put the show back on the air if they didn't. I don't understand. After that, they fucked up, man.
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Maybe you were putting things that might have been too personal out there, you mean? Way too personal.
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That was so much fun. Look at me and Amy right there.
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And she had a boyfriend. I think she was in love with some guy.
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You know, I always thought we did. But dude, speaking of what else were you talking about a second ago? I don't know. The steroid games. Oh, yeah. Did you see that Donald Trump Jr. or some group is starting a steroid with the enhanced games? Donald Jr. President Donald Trump's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr. is the latest to invest in the enhanced games, which critics call the steroid Olympics.
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And you weren't there for the first period or whatever, were you? Oh, my God. And you didn't light candles or whatever, huh?
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Get on that fucking gas, dude. Oh, I remember doing that fucking shit, boy. Wait, what did you take? Oh, I took – Deca. I took Deca. Yeah, Deca. Windstraw. I don't know if I ever got some Windstraw. I got whatever I could get a hold of. Test 200. Really? Yeah, Test 200, Test 400. There was some... I think... We would go on spring break. We'd go get it.
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You know him from his shows Burt Cast and Two Bears, One Cave with Tom Segura. He's got a new special coming out on Netflix called Lucky, which premieres March 18th. I'm grateful to have my friend the machine here today, Mr. Burt Kreischer.
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But people would always sneak it back in shampoo bottles. They would buy a bunch. There was a bunch of shampoo bottles. So it had this fucking kind of like... Like, soapy, soapy aftertaste. Like, you'd be doing curls, but then you'd, like, belch a soap bubble or whatever. Like, it was really, like, every time you, like, if you lifted up your arms, it would smell.
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When you'd sweat, it would just be soapy? It would smell like lavender or whatever. Like, it was a real hybrid at the time, a hybrid type of chemical we were using. Oh. And that was one thing that was tough about it, but it was fun using steroids because, and I shouldn't say that, I mean, it definitely also had side effects.
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Don't you lose hair, though? That would be my concern.
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Really? I've gotten them before. What? What? Yeah, a couple years ago, I had so much stress that my hair got thin. Your hair looks fucking awesome. Yeah, it's good now. It's clean. Did you go to Turkey? No, no. I went to, I don't even remember where I did it. I did it right off of La Cienega, 50 La Cienega.
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Yeah, pretty decent. They take it out of the back and they just put it in the front. It's like just reforestation or whatever, you know, whenever they like take the plants. That's not me, Jesus Christ.
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I mean, look at this picture. That does kind of look like you a little bit. Oh, no, that's me, but that's not my head is the crazy part.
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Yeah, but it's not my head. I never looked like this.
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That's so funny, dude. That's crazy. Dude, with AI now, it's like anything is possible.
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Well, this is not a before and after. That's a thing.
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Well, this is – Is that really you? This is really me. This is after I got my hair transplant. They put all this – they inject all this stuff in your head, but it starts to come down your face. It's like pain reducers or whatever. So at some point, you look like – Oh, my God.
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Holy shit. Dude, I look like I fucking did a lot of cocaine.
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Oh, I don't know if you could take ibuprofen. I think there was something you couldn't take. Could you take like... Pain pills? Yeah, they give you two pain pills right when you go in there. And then they lay you down and you can watch different television shows. My place, it was a lot of Indian entertainment that they had in there. So it was like the shows were...
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Fucking internet. Look at this. This probably costs $40.
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Well, they have a lot more joy of like... I love this. I bet I could do this dance pretty easy. Well, this is a lot of people. These people end up working at Disney World, I think. They have a Bolly Disney?
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Can you imagine? No, I can't imagine. But then sometimes actually I went to China one time or somewhere and I had to get McDonald's.
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Damn. You heard it right there, Disney. You heard it. Don't even come after him. Do you – oh, I want to talk about that steroid Olympics a little bit. Go back to it because I'm just curious about this.
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Well, I'm just intrigued. I think we're going to start seeing more. I've long wanted to do a game show of, like, stereotypes versus each other, right? Like, there's, like, Family Feud. It's, like, the Ronsons versus the Hamiltons, right? But I want to see, like, the gays versus the Yiddish or whatever, you know? Like, I want to see, like, dark blacks versus bakers.
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But maybe that's part of – there could be a strategy in there that that's how you do it. But I would love to see the stereotype games. I think that that's where we're definitely headed soon. Stereotype games. Like asshole kids. Like ADHD kids versus – or whatever, you know?
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But I think there's a lot of kids suffering from smallpox versus fat kids or whatever. What about this game show? It's...
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My birthday comes out the day after your special does. I like to. For real? March 19th. For real? You said March 18th it is? Yeah, yeah. March 18th.
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I think she's getting prettier the older she gets. You know what? I thought that the other day. I didn't think like that. I just thought, oh, Leanne looks so pretty. That's my thought. You know what?
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God, I don't know if people – I mean I guess people kind of remember – I think if somebody got their period in our neighborhood, people would just start calling them a whore or whatever. Like I think people were just – Yeah, people were more vulgar in our area, I think. You know, if anything happened, it was – everybody always made you feel ashamed no matter what happened to you, you know?
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And I think just my attitude. I would have had a good time over there.
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I would have found a way out. You can't. That's India. I would have found a way. No. That's our movie, dude. Cast travelers or something or cast. Time casters.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, I've been talking about shame a lot in therapy. Have you been? Yeah, you just said – well, you just said that you saw somebody who was trying to teach their kid to ride a bike because I heard something going on out there. I heard something that sounded kind of Mexican or whatever happened outside.
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Yeah. Yeah. I heard, like, something kind of Mexican happened outside earlier, and I was like, oh, I wonder what's going on, but – I'm not going to get involved. I got to work right now. But you came in, you said you saw a mom teaching a kid to ride a bike. Yeah. And you were going to get involved. I wanted to get involved. Yeah.
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The guide is free to you at netsuite.com slash Theo. That's right, netsuite.com slash Theo. Are you going to do more movies? Did you like it? We're making our movie right now. You just made it. We've still got five days left. Oh, for real? Yeah. I didn't know that. I don't know. We'll see. I am happy that we did it.
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Oh, for sure. Really? I think there's some of that I'm still learning. Just like certain like ways to like do the script differently to like certain have less scripts. We'd have more time to shoot certain scenes. Like that's one thing. It's like we just kind of run out of time, you know, so it's like we can't. You know, so, you know, you can only get so much coverages or whatever. What else?
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I don't know if I would ever do the acting again. I would like to do the producing or writing. But I do. I only like to. I'm the same. I just only want to do things that I that I am in control of. Right. Yes. Because for me, it's just I don't want somebody else to have control of how I look or seem. I don't want somebody else to have a say. I don't want anybody to have any ownership over my voice.
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That's it for me. It's like when I was a kid, I felt like I couldn't speak up for myself or something like that. I don't know what it is. But internally, somewhere in there, that's what it is for me. So it's like I don't want to have to say anybody else's lines. I just want to do what I want to do. And if I live or die on that, then that's fine. But at least it's.
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No, I don't do anything. I only do our own stuff. Like I don't ever do anything that I don't, I don't ever do anything else except for like our own things. So me and Spade wrote that movie. I knew that he's a great actor, one of the funniest guys I know. So he would be able to carry it. I'm like the second guy who like is kind of we're just it's like a dumb buddy movie.
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And so I never put myself in a position where somebody have to be like, you have to do something like this, you know, because goes back to your reason. I learned I don't do well in that situation like that. You know, I tried to do a – Chris Pratt had asked me to be in a movie years ago, and I had to leave once I got there because once I – they didn't give you the script until you got there.
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And so once I got the script and stuff, I realized, oh, this isn't – it just doesn't fit for me. It doesn't work with who I want to be.
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Oh, it definitely was hard. It was a hard, like, you know, text to send. I sent it all in caps so they would know I was serious about it or whatever. But, yeah, it was fucking – Wait, what – Did the movie come out? Huh? What movie was it? Yeah, Tomorrow War. Was that movie The Tomorrow War?
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And when I watched it back, I ended up realizing I made the best choice for myself. It took 12 weeks. Wait, with Tom Cruise? Dude, that's damn Chris Pratt, brother.
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Yeah, it's a new, yeah. Huh. The Tomorrow War. What was that about? It's about... On Amazon? People went in the past. I can't even remember. It was kind of confusing. But it was great. It was fun. I'm glad that I got to do it. Sorry, I'm glad I didn't get to do it. Jesus. But I saw Chris.
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Just somewhat they just moved the lines over to some other guy.
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Yeah, that was the thing. It was a long time, and it was in Atlanta. And also, I didn't know anybody on the set except for Marilyn Reiska was there. And I'd met only Chris Pratt just through Instagram messages, so I'd never met him. So that's an easy text to send in. Yeah, it was chill. And I actually did call the director, too. And I called him and just shared our thought.
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And they were cool about it. But then there was a thing in Hollywood, like, this guy might back out of your movie. So I was like, I don't fucking care, dude. As long as I was cool with Chris and everything was fine, it was fine with me. But that's when I realized, oh, I can't do something if it's not my own thing. And I'm not going to be able to say...
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Yeah, I think it's, I'm trying to think a little bit more about it. I mean, this was like, I just remember thinking, because we wrote it and then we, nobody wanted to direct it. Nobody wanted to help us with it. No agent, no producers.
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And also like they don't want, I don't know if they don't want certain people to have voices. It seemed easier for other people to make movies, right? I'll say that.
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Yeah. It seemed easier for other people to make movies.
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Yeah, I think. Well, I just think it was like, well, we have to do is like, I don't like thinking that. If you say I can't do it, there's a part of me that wants to just show you that I can do it, right? Like, I'm not a great actor, right? I know that, and that's fine with me. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that.
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That's sweet of you. It was easier for me to play like a disgruntled person kind of than I think a... like a dumb buddy kind of thing. It's for some reason I've felt like that, but then also I'm like going back and looking at the things and I'm like thinking of what else needs to be in this scene. I like my mind's kind of like all over the place, but I do think that it's funny.
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The script is super funny. I'm curious to see how it was shot, how that plays out and stuff. So, and I'm just glad that I think when I look back on my life, you know, I'll be glad that I got to do a movie with David Spade and yeah, And it's like, yeah, we funded ourselves. We funded ourselves. We did it all. It's like, it was crazy.
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Yeah, I was there. You were there? No, I was there for the 50th. I was there Friday and Saturday night.
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Did you see that? I saw the skit with Eddie Murphy and Tracy Morgan. Black Jeopardy, you mean?
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Yeah. Yeah, I saw this right here. Yeah. Leslie Jones. See the name Tracy underneath it? Oh, now I get it. Oh, yeah. I didn't know what he was doing. I just thought he was doing Tracy Chapman or whatever.
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Yeah. That's what I felt like. I was like, I just, I have to do it. And we made it ourselves. It's like, we made it. It's like, we don't have anybody telling us what to do. And that's what I realized.
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I was like, Oh, if I, if we say it went in the script and it went in the script and then went on the screen, if I had to go through a beat on a set to go ask somebody for permission to do it that way, then I wouldn't be able to do it. Right. I just, I wouldn't, I did like you're saying, I just know it would not react well with me viscerally. And,
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Yeah, I couldn't have, especially when you see a lot of the funny... But also, I got to see how this thing is, how it looks when it's done. I have no fucking clue. The script is super funny. We put all our own jokes in it. We wrote it for two years. We definitely...
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so but i have no clue how it goes from doing the scenes which are all done out of order to then it being an actual you know how it like that i cannot my brain can't matric or like figure all that out like um but we had some funny yeah like nate diaz has a role i saw nate posted about it today Tim Dillon plays the manager. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee came in and did a guest star. William McCullough.
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William Montgomery. Casey Rockett, some of the Kill Tony guys. And there's some other also great actors and stuff, but then we also didn't want to overdo it and have everybody you knew. There's Spady right there. And Nate Diaz, dude, fucking hilarious.
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Oh, yeah, that was cool, dude. That was so much fun. And I think I'll look back and be like, man, this thing cost you a ton of money, and it wasn't worth it. But, man, you had a fucking good time.
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There's Chris Avila right there. That's Nate's buddy. Um, but it's, I mean, it's a real movie. Like when you're there, you're like, damn, this is a real movie. Yeah. And I have one thing I got on set was ice bath and sauna. Really? There's a portable company and, And they have ice bath and sauna and they bring it and they set it up right there. For real?
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And that was like the one thing because I knew I wasn't going to be able to go to a ton of AA meetings. So I was like, I'm going to have to have something to like hijack my system to like help me. So I don't, you know, you know, or shot a place up. Never. But it's like you don't want to get there in front of a bunch of people, you know, especially around your friends.
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You're afraid to quit drinking because then if you relapse and you'll have let everybody down.
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where you see people losing weight and suddenly it feels like the person that's been inside them is finally coming out to play or whatever. You start to see that coming to the surface, like a fish coming to the surface, you know? Sometimes. Sometimes you see that.
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Damn, dude, who picked the therapist? That's the thing that happens a lot of times is with couples, I think you get, if you pick the therapist and it's almost like that's your, you have like, you know, like the insider trading on the referees or whatever, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She picked the therapist. She did?
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Oh, yeah. I knew a guy like that. He used to clean the pool over at my friend's house. And one time I was there catching some rays, and he shows up, and I hadn't seen him in forever, and he'd lost 170 pounds or something. This dude comes in, and he's walking around the pool, and I'm like, and he's kind of looking at me, but he didn't say anything because I knew the fat pool guy.
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I knew him well. So you're looking for the fat pool guy. Maybe it's his brother or his son, or maybe they got a new guy. Yeah. I didn't say anything to the dude. So we're out there around each other for like 45 minutes. Didn't say anything. And then later that evening, I was like, man, you guys got a new pool guy. And they're like, no, that's the same guy. He lost 190 pounds.
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Like, yeah, we got a game on Thursday. Like, I'm going to polish off a few before I go into practice. That's what I'm going to do. If Blackberry's really made you black.
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Yeah, trying to say, yeah, got to cut some corners.
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It's just for fun. What's up with all those hot dogs? I don't know. Dude, what about being the first gay dude ever? It must have been crazy. Because imagine, everybody's straight, right? And you wake up or something happens, you get hit by lightning or whatever. And suddenly you're gay and you're like, oh my God. Like you're just talking to your buddy who you've talked to every day for years.
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And you're just like thinking like, I'm going to stuff his fucking face with some wiener. And you're like, what? And and then you like don't like imagine that because then you have to take some other guy aside or somebody aside and be like, hey, this is going to seem totally crazy to you guys. But I keep thinking about coming on Jacob or whatever, you know? And people are like, what?
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And was it weird? And one of the things they said in there was that you got to let people do their thing.
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I want to like, I just, I get, I felt like I've done too much. Just looking at you. Like if I look at you, I'm like, oh fuck, I got to sit down for a minute.
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Yeah, like why do I get my ass beat just because you're being gay or whatever?
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Oh, yeah, to see who they are? Yeah, dude, I think in the future you'll be able to know immediately if somebody's gay. My buddy's dad used to get, he'd get like the hiccups if people were gay. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, like allergic to gay people? No, he would just have like a, he would just like, he'd be like, and he. Like an allergy? Yeah.
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Yeah, stand on your head on your head quick quick quick quick either that or you're getting the fuck out of here Stand on your head or somebody's gay, dude It's just so crazy that being gay was always like the funniest thing though to to people like, you know Yeah, it's funny.
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I love it. I love it. I love... I used to do this thing where I would pull my nuts up over my wiener, right? That's not where I thought you were going with that. You're kind of laying on your back, nuts up over your wiener, kind of wrap your wiener up. So it almost looks like a...
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half like a baby head coming out of your body right and you'd be like i'm having a baby or whatever you know yeah and um and then people will be like what the fuck are you doing you have to fucking kind of run off and hide or whatever wait what the fuck are you doing we're the library what the fuck Oh, dude, there was nothing more crazy than being at the fucking library when you were a kid.
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It was basically just like, it was like a couple thousand square feet of you hiding from a lady who's like obsessed with Voltaire or whatever. And you and your friends were just in there being loud. There was like one other person in a wheelchair in there. It like never made any fucking sense. They're just in there like in the, they're just like wandering the halls of the old internet or whatever.
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The library was always ridiculous, I felt like. What was I going to ask you about? Oh, so yeah, I wonder if people would watch the stairway to Olympics or if it would be too much for people.
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Because you're going to get people that are going to be risky. No, but why even have the regular Olympics? Well, regular Olympics are regular. You know, the playing field is even. Playing field is even when you use drugs.
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But I just worry about the ramification. But I guess if they want to do it, but you're going to blow your body out.
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Yeah, well, I mean, it's just crazy. Yeah, I guess you hear something you want to go see. You want to be a part of it. You want to know what's going on.
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But they were pretty jacked. They were on something. Their heads were growing. That's the thing. It's like if you got – My head's growing. Your head is?
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Well, that's the thing, dude. It's like if you start getting on the drugs, then like you're going to have a lot of forehead monsters out there just wandering around, you know, just fucking – I just wonder what type of intention is jumping into the stands and fucking punching their wife or something. Like you're going to have shit like just, it's just going to get pretty intense.
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Somebody throw the javelin out in the fucking parking lot or whatever.
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Human growth hormone is a crazy one. You show up and their hands are bigger and shit and they're fucking, they can catch a fish. They can just easily catch a fish and shit.
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Look at him. Yeah, it's like you're not even, it's like, but your skeleton and stuff grows. That's the thing, dude. Or what if then they had like the fasting games? It's like people that haven't eaten in months or whatever, and they have to do the Olympics, and it's just like going up two stairs or whatever. I pitched it for UFC.
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Or getting out of a blanket fully, but you haven't eaten in like months, and you're just so, you have no energy. I like that. I want more of an ASMR type of game.
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Oh, I think Izzy would beat the ever-living shit out of both of you guys. To be honest, first of all.
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Because it's really just taking both of you guys, your current levels, giving you each 12 beers.
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oh no i just didn't what the best thing that happened from that was at like 11 30 or midnight i was like i'm fucking heading home so you just didn't end up like in the retardation hours you know you didn't end up fucking you know sneaking into somebody's house through an air vent or some fucking shit or some dude tricking trying to trick you into being gay or whatever you know i'm so glad when i hear you talk like that i go i definitely don't have a problem
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I would've been fucking destroyed this man is so fucking Strong and so quick and just bigger Yeah, I think they'll just forgive wrap you like they work at the mall at that place where you get that nice wrapping or whatever He'll fucking tie you up with his feet. I'd be crazy if he gift wrapped you with his own feet I You guys have a 5K coming up, I saw. Oh, yeah, Two Bears 5K.
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Are you going to run? I'm not going to run this year. Why not? I just can't do it. Why? I just don't think I could do it. Yeah, you could. I don't know. Theo. And Jelly Roll's on it, though. Dude, I saw Jelly Roll. Is Tom on a Zimbic, do you think? Is Tom on a Zimbic? I don't know. Huh?
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Wow, so he's really locked in on that. He's really locked in. I saw Jelly Roll two nights ago.
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They look happy. You look immensely fucking scared of getting some results back.
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He looks so, man, I saw him the other night. I literally grabbed his face and I was like, oh my God. He looks great.
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Taylor's so lean now. Somebody said he's modeling or something.
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Yeah, totally. He said he got all the small things tattooed right above his cock, too.
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You could do it. Oh, I could do it. Yeah, I know. I could do it. Right. Well, here's what happened to me. I broke my toe like probably three weeks ago. So I'm dealing with that right now. Big toe. Second from the right. The one next to the little piggy or whatever. And what foot? Right foot. Second from the right.
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Oh, dude, have you seen – there's a great meth tribute video where – A guy shows up through a floor air vent in somebody's trailer. That shit was something else. Dude, when I was a kid, my buddy Jeff, he had a lot of violent tendencies or whatever.
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Yeah. I broke it, dude, and so it's been miserable. There's so many things I haven't been able to do. What do you do for working out? I do a lot of yoga right now, and then I'll just do circuit training, but find four exercises, do four reps of them, and do that four times, and then I'll do three blocks of those. But this past three weeks has been miserable.
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Dude, it's unbelievable. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. You can't hardly do anything. I can't even push off into a good hug with anybody. People are like, you can't even fucking hug or whatever, you pussy or whatever, you hug pussy.
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Testosterone, testosterone, testosterone. Testosterone helps, huh? Oh, so reparative. What the fuck am I doing?
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You can't really see it. They just kind of put it in there. And I think my hair that I lost because of stress actually grew back. I think I just had so much stress.
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Somebody save me. You had also my favorite musician right now, one of anyway, Stephen Wilson Jr. was on your podcast. Oh, great to see you.
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He's the best, dude. He is really great. I'm a song. I'm a song. I know you love that one. I've listened to that one a couple times. It's not my favorite. Are you serious? I've listened to it because I know you like it. Yeah. I've listened to it. And I know how much you love it.
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I don't know what happened to him, but he would get so angry, his parents would send him to his room, and he would beat the drywall out of the walls in his room. And every year for Christmas, they would get the drywall redone in his room. Oh, that's very sweet of him. And he would listen to that song, you gotta keep them separated. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
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You gotta listen to them. No, my best friend Scott loves them, but I haven't listened to them that much.
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He took me fishing one day, too. He's such a special guy. For real? Yeah, he's just the most, he's so normal. He's so not a celebrity, or, you know, he's just a normal guy.
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I think I don't like the celebrity part of it. I don't see a lot of value in it.
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I'm friends with her boyfriend. Really? Connor, yeah. Connor Clark? No, Connor. It would be crazy. It would be illegal, it sounds like. Connor McCaffrey. Wait, hold on.
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No, I don't think they're related. But we went up to watch Caitlin, me, and Caleb, and then that's how we met Connor.
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Wild Ones. I got a wide open, got a 45 on a man with him about 102. Always smoking something, got me worried about nothing, and he ain't got nothing to lose.
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What did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show? The Super Bowl halftime show, I tweeted about it that I thought it was boring, right? And I only know like... I'm not a big Kendrick listener, right? And then a couple days ago, I ended up taking down my tweet, actually. I just felt like, well, I guess I felt like, why am I judging this? I don't fucking know. You know what I'm saying?
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I think sometimes you forget that people could make a big deal out of you tweet something that you can't just say fucking whatever you want without some people having reactions to it, maybe.
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I know that sucks, right? Yeah. Right. I thought about that. But then I also – no, I just thought about like why am I – I think like two days ago I was like why am I – why am I judging this guy? And then people are going to judge me. Like, what kind of energy am I really creating? I don't think that's what I thought when I was tweeting it. I was just like, oh, this is fucking, you know.
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It didn't feel like it was for me. I don't know. I didn't know enough of his songs.
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I remember he shot those Pepsis up when that fellow was drinking them gay Pepsis or whatever. He's got... You know what I'm talking about?
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Oh, it would have been sick. But then somebody – I thought that too. Somebody brought to my attention. But most of the people in New Orleans aren't at the game probably. It's a lot of people from out of town. So then it's like – Yeah, it's interesting. Do you celebrate the city? What is the real goal of whoever they put out there or why they put certain stars?
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But then I thought, well, also a lot of the athletes are black. They may all – Kendrick might be one of their favorites just because I haven't listened to a lot of Kendrick except for the mainstream stuff. It doesn't mean I don't – You know, that I wouldn't like it. I don't know. I guess I probably wanted something more that a basic white guy would want. Bruno Mars. Jelly Roll, Bruno Mars.
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Maybe if they'd have done some music over the years. But I think sometimes you forget that just because you do it. If it wasn't me tweeting, nobody would have probably shared it or given a fuck. Yeah. And I don't mean that in a way like an ego way. But sometimes you're just tweeting shit just thinking like, this is what I think. Nobody's going to care.
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I think we did. Oh, yeah, actually we did. I just couldn't. Oh, yeah, we did. I couldn't go home for the Super Bowl because I had to do that movie. God damn it. That's right. I did ask you. I wanted to be there.
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Yeah, fuck that guy. I mean, it's always something that's going to make you feel some type of way, I guess. And then it's like, I don't know. I mean, but then I was like, why do I fucking care? And who needs to hear my opinion?
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Yeah, I did get pushback about it, which I didn't really understand. If anybody invited me to go to the inauguration, dude, people on the street where I grew up, nobody's ever going to the inauguration. Nobody from my fucking street, my neighborhood is ever going to the inauguration, probably ever. Some of these people cannot legally vote anymore. So the simple fact that I got to go, right?
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Bobby Kennedy is a friend of mine. Bobby Kennedy is a sweet dude. People are like, I'm going to support my fucking friend. I don't care if they're – if I have a friend that went to jail for even something serious, I would still go and – you know, maybe speak on their behalf sometimes or take them bread or whatever, you know, like I'm going to be supportive.
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So yeah, some of that shit, but I would never hold it against somebody if they went to an inauguration. So then I got to start thinking, well, that's just odd of that person. Some of that's on them, you know, like I've even had friends that I've texted and they'll be like, Oh, it's a, didn't know you were so MAGA or whatever. And it was like, I've never ever in my life thought of myself as MAGA.
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And I was like I'm not going to – Yeah, I wouldn't – I think I got invited as that too. I wouldn't go to – I wouldn't do something like that.
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I thought it was cool shit. Yeah. I wouldn't go to support like one party. You know what I'm saying? Like if somebody, like I got asked to do some Republican stuff like that, I wouldn't go do that, you know? Um, and we just got lucky with that too. We come on our podcast was, uh, Vance and Trump. Everybody got asked. Everybody was in, everybody was emailing with us, but they didn't want to come.
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Like I, There's nothing I can do about that. And then you expect that I'm not going to go kind of be supportive of the fact that they even came and they came. Yeah. Fuck. At least they fucking gave a fuck to come.
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I think Trump, like what they're doing with Gaza and him coming in and speaking on that is one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard of in my life. Kind of, you know, lost me.
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economy at tiktokeconomicimpact.com. So it's like, yeah, I don't know. That shit was kind of crazy to me. But then you got to realize, like, all you could, like, I just have to just be myself, man. And I don't even know who that is sometimes. And so I'm still learning about who that is, you know?
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Yeah, if you ever think you could... I would never let anybody even put a pin in me that described me as one part of one group anyway. I will never be part of one group. I wouldn't even do that to myself. This is who I am. I'm vegan. They don't even have the fucking group that I am, you know? Hey, buddy, they do not have the group you are.
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And I think they don't have the group that a lot of us are. They don't have my group. We're more complex than just being like, you're this or that, you know? Yeah, if they said we had a fucking... 30K struggling alcoholic guy who's in therapy with his wife. You know what I'm saying? Who loves a fucking good brisket and Johnson brat. You know what I'm saying? And cares about his kids a ton.
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That is a good point, dude. Anybody that says you have a problem, you're doing pretty good.
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Damn, them guys was bad, homie. None of them look like my grandfather. I know, huh? Damn, bro, shit got real. What else do we want to talk about? Okay. Is there anything else? You got your special coming out.
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And a Testaverde jersey. Dude. Back when you were just waiting for the 49ers to come in town and beat your ass.
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That's him. Spreading luck. March 18th on Netflix. The special is dropping. You got the 5K in Tampa. You have your double down show that's in Las Vegas. Yes.
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on a plane she's like dad this fucking he is fucking hysterical i was like dude fuck yeah i remember watching george i watched shane gillis for the first time and was like are we gonna have to laugh at this yeah and i love that i love that i'm the luckiest motherfucker out there well we're lucky to be in your presence man i feel that and uh thanks for always being supportive and thanks for some of the nice things that you said today dude and yeah yeah i feel lucky i was driving over here today i was like man my job today i get to talk to a friend of mine fuck
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Fuck. That's a blessing. It's a blessing. Burt Kreischer, man. Stay healthy and enjoy your year off of comedy, huh?
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He'll be back on tour in a month probably, but that's okay. He keeps working hard. Love you, bro. Love you, bro.
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I'd be like, oh, damn, we got a mega death rally happening. What is this?
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Yeah, it's always, and it's a little, it was almost a little.
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Hey, somebody come stand like this. And there's a bunch of guys going like this. Dude, one time I was at this party out in Franklin, Tennessee, and they had like a huge bonfire, right? And so they were – and they had one black guy that was at the party, right? And they sent him to pour the gasoline on all this huge – it was a huge pile of sticks. You had to climb up. I mean it was humongous.
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It was probably – A little gas goes a long way. I agree. And it was 40 feet wide and probably 20 feet high, this pile. And I was like, and there was American flags everywhere. I was like, you cannot send the one. I was like, if anything happens right there, this looks absolute.
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They're like, we're not doing that. We're not falling for that again. Oh, fuck. They're going to make us take that out probably.
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Dude, I can't believe you're in therapy, so that's going on. Yeah, I like it.
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But you've done so much. Don't you worry that continuing to burn it at that speed would burn you out, or maybe you just don't get burned out?
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Yeah. Yeah, riding a bike, the toughest thing I remember, well, first, some guy who's teaching, you don't know him, usually. In my neighborhood, you didn't know him. It was like some dude's dad would be out there drinking or something. He's like, I'll teach this little ****, whatever, you know? You're like, well, that's not, that's a whore.
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Oh, those videos. I would always get envious of those, seeing all the pictures of the gorges and stuff like that, and you guys are just having a blast. I would always feel like such a loser that I wasn't doing it or I wasn't in some of those places. No, it's just I can't afford you. I don't know about that.
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What's the difference? I don't know the difference. Yeah, let's get the difference there because people need to know this anyway.
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And what are they just flinging Adderall into the rest of the campus?
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Yeah. And so this was like a event that would go on and people would kind of rave there. What are you saying?
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Right. And you dropped out. Is that safe to say? Yeah. Okay. You dropped out. And then you – So you got into AI, into the AI world. Is that kind of a safe bridge to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is there – and I want to ask this because I know Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of college. You dropped out of college. Both you guys have had success in tech and kind of forward-thinking that sort of world.
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Is there something in college that you felt like didn't nurture you or did you just feel like – this isn't the place for me. Do you feel like college doesn't nurture a certain type of thinker or was it just a personal choice?
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So AlphaGo versus Lee Sedol, also known as the DeepMind Challenge match, was a five-game Go match between top Go player Lee Sedol and AlphaGo, a computer Go program developed by DeepMind, played in Seoul, South Korea, between 9th and 15th of March 2016. That's confusing how that's written. It is very confusing. You'd think that we got to... AlphaGo won all but the fourth game.
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All games were won by resignation. The match has been compared with the historic chess match between Deep Blue and Garry Kasparov. Huh. The winner of the match was slated to win $1 million since AlphaGo won. Google DeepMind stated that the prize would be donated to charities, including UNICEF and USAID. That's just a joke. That's just... But Lee received $150,000 for playing.
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So this was a big moment because this had never kind of happened before?
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Like, what were your thoughts after you left? Because you and I ended up, we like left out of there and then went and got lunch together, which was kind of crazy.
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It's a little more fun than playing chess, unless you're like, you know, in a like Renaissance Fair board games or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so now we got you. You're loose, dude. You're out of the school and you're in the world. You see, did that match, did realizing that kind of like spurn you to want to leave school or was that just something that happened around the same time?
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Scale AI. Okay. And so did you – had you been following AI? Like what are your kind of – or you just like knew like this is where it's going? Like you just felt there was something – an instinct that you trusted or like – because that's a big thing to do.
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Okay. So you were already learning a lot about it.
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No, I just got there the day, the morning of the inauguration. Were you there the whole weekend?
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And so I- Did you ever market those refrigerators? Did you ever actually create that? I didn't market them. No. Dude, I could totally see that, bro. There's a refrigerator. Every dorm has it where there's a camera built in and you just get, you get a notification on your phone, you know? You're like, damn, Adnan's got my hummus, you know? But you got video of him right there, dude.
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Okay, so Alexander Wang, he's free in the world now. He's headed to San Francisco. He's AI'd up. He feels the energy. He's motivated by some of the classes he took. He's motivated by seeing that AI is starting to actually overtake humans, right? Or be able to compete with actual human thinking with the chess match.
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About artificial intelligence. Yeah. Yeah, because I've always heard about artificial intelligence. That's what I have. So I've always been like, no, you're you are you have real intelligence, not artificial, real intelligence. I don't I mean, I think it's it's probably a mix, but I see what you're saying. You know, I do. Do you know what I thought of the other day?
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I mean when I saw Conor McGregor show up, that's when I was like shit is – where are we? That's what like the most bizarre – I mean you were there. Sam Altman was there. I was just like – it was like what happened here? And part of that is because Alex Brusiewicz, you know. Totally, yeah. I mean it's all because of him that we all went.
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I see. So just like a human would, like if you showed them this, then you're starting to train them to have a perspective.
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When you started Scale AI, you mean? Yeah, when I started Scale AI. So when you kind of got into AI at that time, self-driving cars are the most popular thing.
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But just the fact that he would bring these people together, it kind of makes you question.
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Okay. And is it a pro? It's like, say if I opened a door, like, like, oh, we keep the AI in there. Is it a computer? Is it a program? Is it a hard drive? Like what? Okay. What is that?
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There's really big ones. OK. But these are the – so this is the – these are the brain cells of it.
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Oh, yeah. When like the Harlem Globetrotters and it would be like them versus like the Care Bears or whatever would show up.
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Yeah. Yeah. This seems, yeah, some cross pollination. Yeah. What do you think when Connor showed up? Was that strange to see him? Like, was there somebody you thought that was like unique to see there for you?
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Um, so when someone goes to like scale AI or chat GPT, these are all AI interfaces or what are they there?
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Um, so you could say to this, um, can you describe the weather today? Exactly. Yeah. And if you said that to. Five different AI companies, basically? Yeah, or AI algorithms, different AI systems, yeah. So if you said that's five different AI systems, you might get a little bit of a varied answer.
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Okay, you're losing me there a little. Yeah, yeah. It's okay. But if I slow down, if you're losing me, but so explain that to me a little bit clearer for me.
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Okay. So you have the chips and everything that are storing all the information. Yep. They're storing the data. Yep. And then you have the algorithms that are helping mediate between the user and the data.
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And so this is – Like how are you going to get data for your system? Like how do you farm the best data?
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Okay, so if I ask an AI system a question or ask it to help me with something, help me to design something or to curate an idea, it's going to use the data that it has within it to respond to me and help give me an answer that I can use. And the data it has in it is only based upon the data that is put into it. Exactly.
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So they're almost data farming, like creating good data?
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A lot of jobs. Okay. And so what would, okay, so Scale was your company. Scale AI. It's an AI system.
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And then Outlier- Yep. Is a separate company that works with it. Yep. And that is where you are hiring people-
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So how and how does a user do that? Like what is an example of somebody who's helping build data for an AI database?
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Yeah, I didn't even think about that. There was a couple hundred thousand people probably that just got kind of displaced in a way. And suddenly they're just in bars or whatever, just buying. There was people I saw walking, just adult onesies and shit that said Trump on the back. That's crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah, thanks for coming in, man. I'm excited to learn about AI.
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And so people get paid for that? Yeah, yeah. They get paid. And how do you know if their information is valuable or not? Right.
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Everything. Shellfish, train tracks, whatever. Yeah, exactly. Gelatin. Everything. Childhood, death, or whatever. Yeah, totally. Stars, galaxies, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Animals. Big animals. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. So, wow. Wow.
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So it's kind of like your data is almost like an ocean or a body of water and you different places are going to be able to keep their body of water cleaner or dirtier and different infections could get in different spyware, all types of stuff.
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So and if you have really a clean body of water, then you're going to be able to offer a clean data or a certain type of data to people who are using your AI platform. Does that make sense or not?
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Wow. So is there almost a race for information right now in a weird way or no? Is that not it? A little bit, yeah. I think that there's a – well, there's a race for – How are different AI systems competing against each other? And sorry to interrupt you.
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Oh, God, I'm in the future right now. That's so why, man, it's just it's so crazy. And I think AI scares people because the future scares people, right? It's like, that's one of the scariest things sometimes is the future. So I think a lot of times people you associate, because a lot of times people mention AI, there's a little bit of fear, it seems like from people.
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I know that that's a world that you're in. You're in the tech universe. And you're from New Mexico, right? Yeah. Yeah. And so when you grew up there, did you have like a strong sense of like science and technology? Was that like part of your world? Like did your parents like lead you into that? Like what was just some of your youth like there?
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There's fear that it's going to take jobs. There's fear that it's going to take over our ability to think for ourselves. Yeah, there's just kind of some general uncertainty there. And it kind of feels like fear a lot of times, but a lot of times fear is just a lack of knowledge, right? And not a lack of knowledge because you didn't want to know just because you don't know.
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Or that you're dumb, but just because you don't know. What are positive things that we're going to see with AI, right? I want to start there.
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And the only place you can get new data is from people. At a certain point, would the system be able to create – It can probably matriculate data or matriculate – is that with birthing or what is that? Yeah, it just moves through like – Okay. It can probably like quantify and give you answers, but can AI create new data?
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Yeah, I didn't see that part of it. I didn't understand that we are the ones who are giving it information. And since we're going to continue to learn, I would assume that we would be able to help continue to help it learn.
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Okay. So what do you feel like are other ways, like if you had to look into the future a little bit, right? So you have the fact that people are going to be able to add more data, right? And add nuances to data, right? And probably humanize data a little bit. Yeah, totally. And then you're also going to have what?
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And then it's- So somebody to kind of guide the river a little bit. Yeah. At a certain point, guide the stream, stay in there, watch, make sure that answers are correct, make sure the information is honest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, so you're going to need managers. You're going to need facilitators.
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What are things that AI will alleviate? Like, what are things that, like, will it eventually be able to have enough information, like, or data where it can, like, cure diseases and stuff like that? Like, is that a realistic thing?
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Yeah. Cancer on its heels. Yeah. Sorry, Antonio Brown was just here. I think there's still some smoke in the air.
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Because that's very data-driven, right? Like it's very specific. It's very mathematic. Exactly.
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So I could say, for example, like AI, I would like to shoot maybe – I'm thinking about creating an idea or shooting a film in this area or it's like this. It's going to take place in this type of place. I can give it the setting. I can give it like an outline of the characters, like what they look like. their ages and some description.
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Could you help give me possible potential actors or something within a certain price range that I can maybe cast for that? Yeah. Could you help give me like locations around the country that would fit that backdrop? Yep. Could you list me all the talent agencies that I could reach out to? And you can kind of just put those things in and then you would have like,
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Is it scary like that? It was, you know... Is it at a level of mystery? Like, is your prom, like, last night under the stars or something?
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sort of a, a bit of a guidebook at that point that would make your, what before was something that felt extremely daunting.
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Shit in two minutes, you know, and then you put it into AI, it gives you the information back in a few minutes and maybe you're.
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So a genius could be three or four X. If somebody is like a genius in something, in some realm or space of thought, you could three or four X them. Yeah, totally. Like multiply their output from their own brain because they could have something really helping them get done a lot of the like – the early work on things and maybe some of the most severe work.
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Yeah, that's a great way – I like some of this thought because, yeah, I could be like – like my fantasy football group and I, we do a draft every year in a different location. And shout out PAE. That's our fantasy league. J-Rod, everybody that's in it. For the past 17 years, we've flown to a city each year and done a draft in person, right? Yeah. But I could say, hey, we have 10 guys.
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We want to go to a nice place. We want there to be a beach. This is the age group of our group. These would kind of be the nights. And just to really give me like a – just a nice plan of, hey, here's 10 possibilities, right? Something like that. And then even more like with a movie, this is what I worry you'd run into.
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Say if I'd be like, okay, I have two main characters and this is kind of what I would like to happen. Could you help me with a first act of a three-act movie? How do you know everybody just doesn't get the same movie then? That's what I would start to worry, that everything that you have to create is all going to be very similar.
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Right. And, and some of the, like a lot of films and books, a lot of it is, there's just like a problem. There's, there's maybe a information you learn, there's a red herring, and then there's a solution. Like that's a lot of stories, right? So If something just gave you the basis and then you go through and make everything your own.
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Because a lot of things, there's only so many templates for things. Huh. Yeah. So say, for example, say you might need to hire people at a company then that would help direct your AI, like somebody who's good at marketing. managing AI and giving it the best prompts or the best way to ask it questions to get the perfect feedback for your company. So those would be new jobs.
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A recreational user would use that term. That's crazy that that just like every year you guys have like, just like blasted Thursdays or whatever.
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Those would be actual new people you would need.
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Fahim Anwar, I was watching him. Bring up a picture of Fahim. This is one of the funny – this guy – this is the most creative comedian in America, undeniable. He is so funny. He had – and everybody would say he's one of the few comedians that everybody goes in there to watch him perform. He had a bit the other night, he talks about he got into a Waymo, right?
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A car, and I see so many Waymos now, which are cars that are just, nobody's in them, you know, but they're going, right? So he had this bit, he's like, he got into a Waymo and it started complaining about its life to him. He's like, I've had a shitty week. Like the car's just talking to him. And he's like, what the, and he's like, now I, no matter what, I still have to talk to my shitty driver.
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um if you get a chance to see him though that guy is he's fascinating yeah um but like so what what companies right now should kind of look to hire an ai guy because we've been thinking about it like we had some uh we had kat williams on a last week and we're like hey can you create visuals of suge knight and kat williams riding bicycles down sunset boulevard right and this is the one they sent back a little while later christopher folino is the guy's name fyi
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And this is just, this is right where I say it was like by the comedy store on Sunset Boulevard. There you go. I mean, this looks like it's out of a movie kind of. Yeah, totally. I mean, and the guy did that in just a little bit of time. What types of people would you get to? I mean, this is. That's you. Yeah. If I was healthier, if I had healthier gums too. But what about this?
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What kind of, like what companies right now, what job spaces? Cause we want to get an AI guy, right? But I don't really, my brain is like, well, what do they do? How do I, how would I keep them busy? You know, I could get them to make some animations and ideas, but what type of people need an AI person right now? Do you feel like?
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And where did they drop the atomic bombs on? They dropped them on Asia, right? Hiroshima?
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to provide a better product or a better experience or better content for you know whoever you need to do that for yeah because i guess right now we're like there's certain moments like hey let's animate this moment or see what ai would look like it adds some visual effects to some of our episodes so that's something we like to do to just be fun and creative i would like to maybe create like some sort of an animated character we already have a great animator and we want to keep that but to have an ai space where it's like you know because they have something they had a little cat the other day or something and he was going to war
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And I was like, damn, dude, this is, and it was AI, you know? Yeah, totally. And they had a baby who was getting in a taxi. And I was like, this shit is illegal. You know, I don't know if it's illegal or not, but it seems, you know, it doesn't seem, you know.
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damn brother if they show up dude wow this honestly it looks it looks badass and it looks like cats have been waiting to do this a long time yeah that's the crazy shit about cats you look in their eyes now their outfits finally match the look in their eyes that's what it feels like dude wow that's dude that's uh that's fremen fremen cats
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oh my gosh yeah yeah so that's gonna get alarming dude that's gonna get hella alarming that's a movie right there it is but it's almost like you could make like that's what i want to get i want to get somebody to help us think hey i'll make these little segments that we can take our creativity and instead of me thinking man i gotta write this huge crazy script for just kind of small things you know little moments yeah can you help me make this happen
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Is it crazy being like semi-Asian, part Asian? Yeah, my parents are Chinese. Oh, nice, man. Is it crazy being Asian and then having that happen to Asian people with the bomb? Like, is that a weird thing there or it's nothing?
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Yeah. Who's the current leader in AI development? Like is it America? Is it China? Is it Israel? Is it – I'm trying to think of another superpower. Russia maybe? Or yeah, who is it? Taiwan I know has a lot of the chips. Yeah. And they manufacture a lot of the chips over there. And does it matter what country leads in AI or does it just matter the company like scale or another AI company?
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Yeah, how would they use it to have a better military? Why is that kind of a concern or potential concern?
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They know I'm a pervert. I'll tell you that. Yeah, look at this. This happened in 2020. Salt Typhoon is widely understood to be operated by China's Ministry State of Security. It's foreign intelligence service and secret police. Chinese embassy denied all allegations saying it was unfounded and irresponsible smears and slanders. High profile cyber espionage. In 2024, U.S.
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officials announced that hackers affiliated with Salt Typhoon had accessed the computer systems of nine U.S. telecommunications companies, later acknowledged to include Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, Spectrum, Lumen, Consolidated Communications, and Windstream. The hackers were able to access metadata of users' calls and text messages. Fuck, homie. We're fucked, dude. I am. You seem good.
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Including date and timestamps, source and destination IP addresses. Ah, shit. Keep going, keep going. And phone numbers from over a million users, most of which were located in Washington, D.C. Good. Light them up, dude. In some cases, the hackers were able to obtain audio recordings of telephone calls made by high profile individuals.
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Such individuals reportedly included staff of the Kamala Harris 2024 presidential campaign as well as phones belonging to Donald Trump and J.D. Vance. According to Deputy National Security Advisor Ann Neuberger, a large number of the individuals whose data was directly accessed were government targets of interest. Wow. Yeah.
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That's – so do you think this also that that whole thing could be not real and it's just a story that was created?
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Oh, security clearance. Yeah. I thought you meant what was on sale. I was like, who cares? That's great, though. Damn. Oh, damn. So they knew everybody who knew. Oh, who knew information. Who knew secrets. Yeah. So once they knew that, then they know, well, that's a great point of operation to go then. Well, now let's find their data.
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And I think that shaped- Yeah, it's like the scientific John Jones over there, really. He's a New Mexican, isn't he?
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Yeah. It's exciting kind of. I mean it's unfortunate, but it's also exciting. I like some espionage. I can't sleep unless somebody is fucking really going through it. But then – But that's a real AI thing. So AI can be used to do that because you can like prompt it to go and do things like that.
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Oh, sweet, man. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you're there, there's this energy always there of this creation. And so probably the possibility of creation maybe was always in the air. I'm just wondering, like, how did you get formed kind of, you know? Yeah. Like what's your origin story kind of?
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Yeah, we had Craig Newmark who created Craigslist on, and he was talking about how what if they hacked everybody's Teslas to all just drive off a cliff one day, or they hacked everybody's ovens to go up to 400 degrees in the middle of the night while you're sleeping, and then fires started.
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Just things like that that you don't start to think about that once something's connected to the grid or something like that or connected through routers and Wi-Fis that that could be feasible. Yeah.
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Propaganda, is that the word you're looking for?
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Well, it's unbelievable. I'll see stories even about – I'll be going through TikTok and see a story come up about something in my life that is not even true. Insane. Some of it looks fun, but never was a part of my existence. And then you'll see hundreds of people have said something about it. And they'll have friends that will ask me about it. I'm like, that's just crazy. Totally.
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So, yeah, it's amazing to think of how many things we're watching or absorbing that are just – are created just to dilute us. I don't know if dilute is the word, is it?
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Just to fucking Halloween us out. Wow. So there was a lot of interesting things. You know, what's crazy, man, some things makes life scary, but then it also makes it interesting. You know, it also makes it interesting in a, in a, in a fun way. How do we, how much do we have to fear, say if a certain country or a certain company owns an AI, right. In that country and that company,
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if they're Chinese, if they have a certain religious belief, or they have information that they don't, they want to adjust history, how much would a company be able to like, say they keep certain data out of their information system? And then after a while, if that's a company that kind of takes the lead in AI or one of the main ones, then the truth could disappear.
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Is that true that if somebody loaded it just with the data that wasn't factual that we could start to not have the truth? Is that – does that make any sense or no?
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Oh, let's talk about something. Not only does it say it's beyond my scope, it says let's talk about something else.
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That is a great, hey, let's talk about something else, huh? Wow, get this Yao Ming jersey, homie. But, and people always, people also have to remember about China that they are, that's their whole government. Their whole system is like that. So sometimes when people are like China does this, but that's how they're built, right?
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They're built to like only give out certain information to their people and to have communism, right?
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Yeah. So, I mean, but that could also happen with American companies, right? We can have an American company that owns it and they only want certain information in there. That could happen anywhere like China. That's probably going to be because that's their M.O. sort of.
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Oh, yeah. They let that – Bring him up. Oh, 100 Acre Wood gang, son. I was out there, boy. I was out there, bro. Christopher Robbins, dude. Get him up. Oh, he does. Yeah. That's awesome.
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Right. So it's heavily regulated there where it's not – that's not the case here.
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And here's an example right here just to interrupt you but so we get the point in. Does Winnie the Pooh look like any world leaders? And that's on the Chinese version. And it says, I am sorry. Can I answer that question? I'm an AI assistant designed to provide helpful and harmless responses.
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Whereas the chat GBT says, Winnie the Pooh has often been compared to world leaders, particularly Xi Jinping, president of China. Boy, wow. Hmm.
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But it's just funny. Yeah. One. So it just shows you how that can easily happen.
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Hell yeah, boy. Shout out Brian Purvis, dude. They're recognized as the titular nationality of the of a region in northwest China. And they they're sending them to rehabilitation camps to change their views and information.
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Persecution of the Uyghurs in China. Since 2014, the government of the PRC, People's Republic of China, has committed a series of ongoing human rights abuses against the Uyghurs and other Turkish Muslim minorities in Xinjiang, which has often been characterized as persecution or as genocide. Wow. They got their own Gaza rocking over there. It's pretty bad. It's unfortunate, man. It's pretty bad.
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Mass detention, government policies, and forced labor. And they're just trying to change the way that they think and view stuff.
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Every place has done this over the years. And that's the craziest thing about history. It's like every place is guilty of this same thing. Totally. And it just – it's unfortunate. So it's hard to point fingers. I mean you can point them, but you have to point one at your own people as well.
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Yeah. And you know what's weirdly, and I hate to say this, maybe it's silly, I don't know, it might be a blessing and a curse sometimes. Because sometimes it's like you're- It's overwhelming. Yeah, you're so inundated with the overwhelmingness of what's often is not the best stuff. Sometimes you get a lot of humor stuff too.
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Like, yeah, because the rest of us in other communities, shitty communities or whatever, we're just making that volcano or whatever. You know what I'm saying? We're doing like grassroots level bullshit, you know? Dang, that's got to be wild. So every you see somebody just sneaking behind an alley and buying a bit of uranium and shit like that in your neighborhood, that's got to be kind of unique.
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in social media reels, but you can get scrolling, you get caught in some. Yeah. And it starts to feed you. That's the sickness of it. It's like, Hey, we, this isn't, we know this information probably to make you feel good. They're not thinking about it like that.
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They're just a machine, but you know, it doesn't, it adds stress to your, it makes you agitated towards a group or ethnicity or something or yourself even. And then you continue to – it continues to feed it to you. Do you fear that that could happen to AI from our government? Like have you been approached by the government to try and – because you work with the government some, right?
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Is that one of your biggest employers? Or is that employer, employee? Customers, customers. Is that one of your biggest customers?
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Really. You've known about the relationship between government and, um, technology technology.
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Um, But no, I don't think, I mean, I... Dude, you should be a superhero almost, dude. It's kind of crazy. Math, you know? Yeah. It goes a long way. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Divide these nuts, dude. That's what I tell them.
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Do you – has the government tried to say that we need to make sure that – like could that happen in our country where the government also curtails what's –
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Awesome. Thanks for this information. Um, you hear about like chip makers, Nvidia all the time, Taiwan, that place is just a hotbed for, uh, chips. Why is it a hotbed for chips? Yeah.
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Yeah. Is that true or not? I might make that up.
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They'll get all the chips. Frito Lamborghini, baby. They'd be running it all. They'd be running it all.
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So yeah, that's why Taiwan is – yeah, because you kind of hear about it in the whispers of like a potential place where there could be like a conflict.
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That's yeah, it's spooky. We're so blessed to have a place where at least we can sleep in peace, even if we're uncomfortable at times in our brains, you know, to not have that constant threat.
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Yeah. So you don't think you don't think that you don't worry that the government will regulate right now. It's not it's not a concern at the moment.
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Would you think they could regulate the amount of chips that you're allowed to have?
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So did you feel competitive or did you just feel like hyper capable? Like, did you feel like kind of advanced just in your studies? Like when you were young, like did you, in class, you're like, oh, some of this stuff's kind of coming easy to me.
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Damn, finally, dude. 560 interviews, we got a good question.
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Yeah. Cause it's a possibility to run it all. Yeah, exactly. He's got the chips. What do you think about it?
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Are there uses of AI that you feel like cross the line kind of?
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That's what I worry about. Because it could happen. We don't realize how easily we're influenced. Little things that influence us. Yeah. And even just a turning of a phrase or a little bit of this or pointing you to a couple of lengths in your life could lead you down a whole world. It's kind of – it's pretty fascinating. So people that could – people that had – How do you keep your AI clean?
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With Outlier, that's your program? Yep. With Outlier, how are you – what type of people are applying for those jobs? Can people just log on and start to – and submit applications? Like how does that work to become an information sourcer? Yeah, we call them contributors. Okay, information contributor.
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You do? Yeah. So jobs where people are able to contribute information, jobs where people are able to, like what? Like what would examples of those be? Just some of the ones you've already listed?
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Where would a young person go right now who's getting into college or doesn't even want to go to college, but this is the world they want to get into and be one of those people? What do they do right now?
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All tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Today's guest is from Los Alamos, New Mexico. He's a leader in the world of business and technology. He's an entrepreneur. He started Scale AI, a company recently valued at $14 billion. He started it when he was only 19 and at 24, he became the youngest self-made billionaire in the world.
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But like, where do they go to school? Is there a school? Is there a class that they should take online? Like how does someone start to become, you know, just get a head start on what could potentially be probably a lot of job opportunities, I'm guessing.
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Like in the AI space, right? Yeah. Like, is it just, is it just engineers? Like, is it just mathematicians? Like,
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So – But are there colleges offering – like is there – do you know like is there specific places where people can – because that's another thing. I think it's like I'm going to work in AI and you're like, what do I do? Yeah.
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That'd be pretty cool if you had your own kind of like course, not that you had to teach it all that, you know, but you were like a partner of it somehow.
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What are some jobs that could that could be at risk because of AI? Right. Because you start thinking that like, yeah, before I was talking to you, there's this general fear of like everything could be at risk. Right. But when you think about it, you're like, yeah, these are some jobs that I mean, they won't disappear, but there might be less of them. Right.
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Because a lot of our fans are probably just blue-collar listeners, like just people that work in – like you're not going to – you're still going to need a plumber. You're still going to need an electrician. You're still going to need anything where you have to physically do something. You're probably still going to need. Yeah, for sure.
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But can you have that many managers, you think?
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Right, because you need air traffic controllers. You need as many of them as you can have.
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Right, but I mean in any field, you're going to need like just more managing. You need more people to oversee and make sure that different things are happening because some of the smaller tasks will just be outsourced. Yeah, and just so much more stuff is going to be happening, right? And that's kind of – Yep. That's a good point. Yeah, you don't think about that.
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Once some of the things at the first level of certain businesses are handled more easily by AI, then you're going to be able to have more people operating at a higher level.
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Barbecue cook-offs, man. I'll tell you that. The second some of those guys got the weekend off, they was grilling shit that I knew.
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Yeah, what companies do you see like – are there companies where you're the youngest billionaire in the world ever or no? Is that true? Is that a weird statement? We can take it out if it is. I'm not trying to talk about your money. I mean you – but you are. Is that true?
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As a young entrepreneur, right? And you've been very successful, you know, the self-made billionaire. And we can take the word billionaire out later if you decide you don't want it in. I just don't know how certain people feel about that. And the founder of Scale AI, where do you invest? Like, are you investing your money in certain places, like certain fields that you see continuing to do well?
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And then I. Yeah, it definitely does. Yeah, it's funny because I grew up in humid, dude. Like you would like you try to shake somebody's hand. You couldn't even land it because it was just not enough viscose, just too much lube in a handshake. You sit there for 10 minutes trying to land a handshake. You know, everybody was always dripping, you know, all the time.
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uh, what are some of the things that excite you about technology right now? Like what are, where do you see like AI and technology in five years, 10 years?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah, because I always envision this. There's like a time where it's like, OK, this group lives forever and this group doesn't. And there's just that parting of two different way. You know, people head not in just into the end zone of the Lord. And then there's other people just loiter who are going to be loitering around for a long time. And what that would be like that cut off, you know?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah, it's a weird it's a weird thought. Um, cause it would also be brave. I mean, you'd be the astronaut. I mean, dying, you're just an astronaut really into the ether. You don't know what's going on. Yeah. Totally. Lewis and Clark at a Lord at that point, you were out there. Yeah.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And then if you stay, you kind of are always going to be no, you'll always know kind of what's going to happen in a way. Cause you'll be here.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
which would be exciting, I think. But then after a while, you might be like, dang, what happens if you die? That's the bravest choice you could make.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Do you see AI having any effect on religion?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
People you always thought they were scared or something or they were kind of geeked up off a gas station dope or something. But people were just as humid. Yeah, you get really humid over there.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
What's a place like – so if I go to ChatGPT, is that scale AI? Is that the same thing or it's different?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And do we know if the answer came from your company or other companies if we ask it a question? Like how do we –
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
How can a regular person just at their home, right? Say there's a guy who's been listening to this today and wants to go home today and he just wants to learn a little bit of how AI works. He could just go on the chat GPT and ask it a couple of questions. Yeah, you could ask ChatGPT how AI works. You could ask it, what's the history of my town? Can you research my last name?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Maybe see where it came from. Maybe what are some innovations that could happen in the next few years? There's different little things. You can just ask it. That's how you can start to have a relationship with asking and learning about using- And you're seeing what it's good at, what it's not good at.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And I would- And you have to wear a vest. What do you guys do? Is there a uniform for that?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
you know all powerful and whatnot but uh yeah you think of it as a robot that's gonna show up and just start driving your truck around or something and you're like well what the fuck do i do you know what i'm saying yeah keys were in my truck you know i can't even get in my house now like i think that's the there is this boogeyman fear yeah yeah but that's not the truth
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Well, getting to learn and learn how to use it, small ways, whatever, is certainly a way that you're going to start to realize what it is. Yeah. And it's easy to just sit there and say it's horrible and without trying to use it or learn about it. Yeah, sometimes I won't learn about something just so I can continue to say it's a boogeyman, you know, because it kind of gives me an excuse. Yeah.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
You know, if I choose not to learn about it in my own life. ChatGPT has become like a proprietary like platform. name like band-aids or um ping pong is that okay that it's like that
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
You got that Draco on you, baby. I feel you keep strapped.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Could AI just create a better AI at a certain point? Like, could it just be like, Hey, I create a better AI and it could do that.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
That's scary because then it's making kind of choices then. It's becoming the lifeguard. It's becoming the water and the coast guard. Yeah. Yeah.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. And in the end, you can always shut off your computer and phone and go for a walk, huh? Yes. Yeah, totally. It's not like it's going to come out and just, you know, slurp you off or something if you're trying to be straight or whatever, you know, and it's a man. I don't even know. Is AI male or female? I don't think it has a gender. Wow. I wonder if it'll decide one day.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
You're a self-made billionaire, which is pretty fascinating. Congratulations, I think, to have – I think that money is energy kind of, and it kind of flows to certain places and stuff. And congratulations. That's got to be fascinating. Was that scary when that kind of happened? That you just made some money? Was that kind of a scary thing? Did you guys grow up really well?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And is it, what's this math circle like? Is there, wow, that's crazy, dude. So you go to, are there competitions you go to with that?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. It's fascinating. It's almost like you were just standing on like the bingo number they got called kind of by time.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Oh, yeah. I can only imagine that. Are your parents pretty proud of you? What's that like?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And in Asian culture, that's like not a thing you do, right?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah, that is like the opposite of being Asian.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah, they're like, Alex is not doing good. No, that might've been Spanish. But they're like, yeah, Alex is not doing good.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
That's cool. Yeah. I don't even, I think do, are your parents, are your grandparents from China or no?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Did your, does your family have a lot of Chinese culture?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Oh, for sure. I think most people probably think of – I mean I don't know. It's funny. I never thought about that. I definitely think about him as different. I definitely don't think if I see a Chinese person, I don't think, oh, that's a communist person. Yeah, exactly. I mean that would be – yeah, that's crazy. I think that's crazy if some people thought that.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
I just – yeah, I think somebody has a crazy long history like damn. And then maybe almost a – do you feel like there's – some people in certain parts of China are almost like a captured people then? Do you think that's a thing?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
I didn't even know about that, man. Thanks for putting me up on that Uyghur game.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Wow, fucking wizards in the park. A couple dudes fucking fighting over a common denominator in the lobby. That's crazy, bro.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. With being somebody that's able to be smart and conceptualize stuff, do you start to get, do you have any insight? This might be the last question I have for you. Do you have any insight on like the afterlife or what happens? Like, I never really thought about it for like talking to like a real math guy about that. Yeah, I think.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Like what's the total, like what's the sum zero game or whatever, you know, what's the.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
That was a shitty joke, but thank you. Oh, yeah, because the – yeah, E equals MC squared, all that kind of stuff. I know what that kind of stuff is. Jesus. Sorry, but I started pretending.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
So you don't get some deeper thought about like since your brain is able to be – because you have probably a unique brain, right? Yeah. And more I mean, you know, and everybody has a unique brain, but I've just never asked somebody with your I've never asked your brain this question. Yeah. Do you do you get some further insight about like what you think happens when you die? You know.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Or if we advanced it enough that we're able to make this happen. Yeah. Seem real.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. No, dude, competition's amazing, man. That's one thing that's so nice I think about when you're young is like if you're involved in a sport or a group or whatever it was, just that chance to be competitive, you know? Yeah. What were like some of the competitions at the math thing? Like what's a math competition like when you get there?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Could we be avatars? Yeah. For some, for some other thing. Yeah, exactly. Damn, dude. I'll say this. My avatar is a pervert, brother. Have you met any guys like Jinsun Hong? Is that his name? Yeah, yeah. You have? Yeah, totally. Wow. What is it like when you meet some of these guys? Have you met Elon yet?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
He's the fucking, he's the, he's turning. Jensen's the goat. Yeah, Kanye, he is?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
He's just sitting there. He's there learning with people who are detoxing.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. We have to research him a little bit. Maybe we would get to talk with him one day.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah, man. It's just so funny. Whenever I met you, I just didn't – I figured that since you were with Sam Altman that you were probably a tech guy. But yeah, I didn't know – I think maybe somebody said he's in the AI verse. But you just seem like such a totally – like I would not have thought that – You were just – I don't know.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
I guess sometimes you think like somebody is going to be – they're going to be like super quiet or not have a lot of different thoughts. But yeah, it was cool, man. We had a good time. I'm glad we got to link up. Yeah, totally. That was cool, bro. You're probably like my – you might even be my first Chinese friend. I don't think – second. Probably Bobby Lee who's denying it, but he'll come around.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Alexander Wang, man, thank you so much, dude. I bet your whole family is super proud of you. Yeah, it's exciting, man. Thank you for coming and spending time with us and just helping us learn and think.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. No, man. I definitely feel differently about it. I feel like it's a tool that I can use, right? And even I don't know how to use it. So I'm trying to figure out, you know, one more question.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
How do you keep it from becoming like a like a advertisement trap house like the Internet's become like the Internet's just pop ups and ads and fucking Best Buy trying to like beat you over the head on some shit? Like, how do you stop that? How do you keep that out of like you guys's waters? Or do you have to go there at some point to make money?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. I think there would be value in staying as pure as you could if you could find a way to – if there's other money to be made on the side, it almost seems sometimes like it could be a trap. Yeah.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Gang, baby. wang gang alexander wang man thanks so much bro yeah thanks so much for having me yeah it was awesome man danny kane shout out to danny um who came up and danny lives in franklin right we got to get to spend some time with him yeah lives in franklin whenever you're out there and shout out to uh alex brucewitz who uh who we met through yeah who else on your team's here man today
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Nice. We'll have to get a group picture. We'll put it up at the end. Thank you, guys. Have a good one.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Okay. Yeah, there you go. Okay. A participant must be either a U.S. citizen or a legal resident of the U.S. Okay. Okay, go on.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Dang, you out there rattling, brother. Oh, integers make me rattle, brother. I feel you on that. Dude, so that's pretty – so you're competitive, and so you get out of there, and you're obviously, I guess, admired in the world of math probably, or that's like a thing that you can point – that's like a pin, a feather in your cap. So that helps you get into MIT, right? Yep. Okay.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
We talk about his company, the future of AI, and the role it plays in our human existence. This was super educational for me. I hope it is for you. I'm grateful for his time. Today's guest is Mr. Alexander Wang. Alexander Wang, man, thanks for hanging out, bro. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, good to see you, dude. Last time was at the inauguration. Yeah, what'd you think of that?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
so if you're so so you knew a lot of kids going there probably because it was tons of kids yeah yeah tons of kids it was like a reunion it was like math camp reunion damn because i was wondering where all y'all were at dude because we were doing some other shit you know what i'm saying my yeah we were not god that's where all the smart kids were that's fascinating man
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Yeah. Damn. So it's really severe there. There's a lot of work. They load you down out of the gate? Yeah.
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
Um, what's that social life like there? Like, are you dating? Are you going to parties? What's that like for you at that time?
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E563 AI CEO Alexandr Wang
And then what about when the science kids come through, the lab dogs, are they bringing, are people making like unique drug, was there like designer drugs that were being created by actual people? Like just, because, you know what I'm saying? Like my friends in college, none of us would know how to do that, but there may be somebody at a smart, at a more prestigious school that would know how.
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E568 Danny McBride
He's like a just like a teddy bear that's been like not in a halfway house, but definitely like. like bootcamp, like could have been a wrestler type of energy. Like, yeah. And he's fearless.
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E568 Danny McBride
He was like, just, um, yeah, it was awesome just for him to be in there. Did you cast for him? Like, were you the picker for him?
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E568 Danny McBride
Yeah, he's special. And he drank out of those little creamer cups. I saw him drink a couple of those in a row.
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E568 Danny McBride
Yeah, yeah. He definitely seems like a hug that got left somewhere but rescued. That's right.
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E568 Danny McBride
Yeah, we texted a little bit after. I got to touch base with him and say, hey, but that was just crazy. And it's just crazy. Like you see people and you're like, oh, this works for casting because we would have friends that would send in videos and some of them are like audition tapes. And then you're like, oh, man, that's my friend. But it just doesn't fit for this thing.
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It's just not the right fit. It's like it's super specific kind of to watch. because I used to just put in audition tapes and I would never get booked for anything. And I was like, but then this time we're getting the videos in. Cause we're doing the casting. You're like, Oh, first of all, I see why I never got anything.
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E568 Danny McBride
Like my shit was very obtuse, but then, but then you'd have friends that would send a role and you're like, Oh, this is almost perfect. Or this would be kind of risky, but it might be adventurous. It was, that was probably one of the most fun things I think about creating something.
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E568 Danny McBride
It is hard. And drive over there and be depressed while you're driving over there, trying to do your lines and be in traffic. Sitting in a lobby where it's a bunch of dudes who look kind of like you. Sucks. Yeah. Oh God, dude. Yeah. That was some of the tough, like I did that for probably six or seven years probably. And I never had any hope that I was going to, I almost did it.
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E568 Danny McBride
I think, I don't even know why I was doing it. I think you're just in LA also when you're young enough, you have the energy to do it. Um, with fist foot way, you didn't write that, right? Jody Hill wrote it. Me and Jody wrote it together. Um, yeah. and you guys shot that on, on super 16 or no super 16. Yep. Okay. And you made that without going through sag and stuff, right?
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E568 Danny McBride
It's just like a cream coffee. I'll have a medium. That's crazy, dude. Good to see you today, Danny McBride. Thanks for hanging out. We're on. This is happening. We're doing it, huh? Yeah. Is it okay? Perfect. I was waiting for this. Yeah, yeah. I just definitely just have been one of those days where it's like my skin feels all dry and stuff. I wonder why that is. I don't know.
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And what do you what do you notice that's easier about doing a film like that or doing something where you have to go through all the where everything is more, you know, guilds and all of that?
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E568 Danny McBride
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely interesting. Like we got – we made this movie and now we're figuring out like we wrote it and everything. We funded it ourselves. So it's super scary because you're like all you really have right now is this piece of debt kind of. Yeah. And then it's like too long right now. It's just like we've got to figure it out. It just seems like – I don't know.
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E568 Danny McBride
The whole thing has been super fascinating. Yeah, it's a crazy process.
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E568 Danny McBride
Yeah, do you envy things about the entertainment industry right now as opposed to whenever you kind of first got into it? You know what I find interesting is like I –
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E568 Danny McBride
But something new will come out of it, right? That's how you kind of think, like, how does this evolve? What happens next? You know, that sort of thing. Was there a movie that you wrote or a role or some little piece of something that you wanted to do that once you started to get a little older? Because sometimes I'm like, fuck, this thing for me would have been great like seven years ago.
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E568 Danny McBride
I think I could have pulled it off. But now it's like, do you ever think like that? Like, was there some like... Was there something you had you were like, fuck, now I'm going to have to cast somebody to do it instead of do it?
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E568 Danny McBride
Wow. Yeah. Yeah, because that's what I think about. I had this idea for this thing. It was like Sinkhole Baby, right? Like a guy, like the sole survivor of a sinkhole, right? Yeah, Sinkhole Baby. In a small town, right? And people are like, they fucking love him because he made it because God picked him.
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E568 Danny McBride
I don't know how hydration became like the hot thing in the past 10 years. Is that it? People only started drinking water and hydrating the last 10 years, you think? It's more prevalent. People like stay hydrated and stuff. I just think it feels more – it's more popular for sure. You're in Burbank though.
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E568 Danny McBride
And at the cafe, they even have like a little oatmeal there, but they put a raisin in it like at the town cafe. That's him. That's Sinkhole Baby. That's him, yeah.
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E568 Danny McBride
Well, because – But then what happens is it creates a lot of hype when something happens to you that you didn't plan, right? Like suddenly you're a celebrity, but how do you live up to that in a small town when you didn't really do anything? When really God did it with gravity and now you have to fucking live like the repercussions of being sinkhole baby.
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E568 Danny McBride
And then you go on tour with like other people like hit by lightning guy and fucking... I think you need to make this, dude. There's a story here. Look at this.
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E568 Danny McBride
And I think I don't know what the second half of it is sometimes.
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E568 Danny McBride
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E568 Danny McBride
It's always balmy. Yeah. Sweaty. Oh, yeah. Wet. Oh, dude, I went to CFC for a semester. Did you really? Yeah. The College of Knowledge. Yeah, baby. I used to live on King Street over there right across. They had a Bebe store over there. It was like women's fine clothing or something. Unfortunately, I don't think it's still there. Or body textiles or something.
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Have you seen him? Oh, yeah. I love Shane. Have you gotten to meet him or no?
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You helped him produce it? Yeah, yeah. I didn't even know that. Yeah, because it's so funny that I think there's times that I see him and I'm like, oh, there's something about him that it's not just you, but there's something about the way he is. He's himself.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a special guy. And he just like one look, he's like, yup. And you're in dude. Yeah. He makes me laugh. He does, man. He makes everybody laugh. It's good. And it's cool to see him. Like tires was kind of a comedy that I think kind of changed things because there's jokes in there that I feel like they wouldn't put on Netflix 10 years ago or even five years ago. Yeah.
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Yeah, I almost related – when you're saying that, it makes me feel like if you tweet something, you're just saying something. You're looking for controversy. It's like – but if you go out and make like – put out a conversation of something, then the response from people is different. It is. Like tweet, people just argue. There's all type of shit.
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But you go and actually put a conversation out, then it is more of like discussion and people at least respect that you had the conversation. Yeah.
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Yeah, Shane just did SNL. Did you get to see any of it? I did. I saw a couple beers. That's pretty funny shit. I need a couple beers in my personal life. I think that will fix a lot of things. Oh, yeah. I mean, I fucking used to overdose up there in Charleston, especially on Halloween. Dude, one year I made out with three ladybugs, dude. Oh, just the creatures, the ladybugs, the actual insects?
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They had a place called Silver Dollar. Yeah. Bar that we used to go to. I've been to that place before. Have you? Yep. Yeah, boy. Charleston's a pretty fun spot. God, it's great except I took a girl on one of the – I mean it's one of the – I think it's one of the five most unique cities in America. Totally. Totally.
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That's the Charleston decathlon right there, dude. Oh, yeah. Everything in Charleston seemed haunted. Did you – Shane just did SNL. Did you ever host SNL? I've never hosted SNL. Did you get asked to do it? Did you not want to? Or was it a thing? You know, the – Is there any real gravity there or am I just slurping around? No. Because I'll fucking shine this dick on myself if you need me to.
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E568 Danny McBride
God, yeah. Well, after seeing Kenny Powers, how do you think Kenny Powers would pitch against some of today's hitters, do you think?
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E568 Danny McBride
Bring it up. There's a new dope Olympics they're starting up. I love it. That's a great idea. The Trump son is starting up, which is kind of perfect. Is it really? It's an enhanced game, is what they call it? Enhanced game, brother. Oh, dude. That's also what I call my erection a lot of times. This is something else. Yeah, because I'm one of those pills. Yeah, a group led by Donald Trump Jr.
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is infusing funding and some political muscle into the enhanced games. Yeah. So what's the thought process here?
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Come over here. Yeah, it says he's offering $1 million for the first sprinter to break the 100-meter world record. Can you imagine some guy just – the rest of his body is falling off.
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Well, I'll tell you how you train in our town. You would meet up with the guy behind the Winn-Dixie and get some test 200. First of all, you would hide it from your wife and have to pull over on the side of the interstate and shoot. And you and your buddy who have been talking about how – who commonly refer to against gay folks have to pull over and shoot it into each other's rear ends.
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And I took a girl on like a carriage tour or whatever, and it was a black girl that I was dating at the time. And a lot of it's kind of – it gets a little – you know, some of the history around there is – Oh, yeah. They got some history around there. It's some risque history. So like in a certain point, I'm just – I'm like trying to tip the driver early. Like, dude, just – Yeah.
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But you're ready for the three-legged race with your buddy.
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Oh, thank you, man. It really is cool. You did the best for last. Well, it's nice of you to say that and lie to me, but I will say that. I waited in line one time to get a photo with you, like, probably maybe 10 years ago somewhere. Really? Where? I think it was at Comic-Con.
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Oh, I've had people come up to me and think I'm in the gym 20 times. I'll play along with it. Yeah, but this dude's so awesome, man. Tony's one of the greats. I love Tony. He's such a sweet guy.
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He's incredible. Somebody put her face right there. I didn't even notice that. Look at that one. No wonder some people think this shit. Oh, look at you, dude. Look at you. That's Trevor Wallace. That's hilarious. These days you don't even know. This is the magic of AI. Look at that. I'd buy it. I know. Wow. And it's very similar chests. Very similar. Yeah. How do you...
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Yeah. Yeah. yeah, dude, I remember they had a gay fella in our town. He was a drug dealer. So everybody wanted drugs. So also that's how you also kind of like met gay guys, you know, or at the first time. So it was really cool treats, right? It was like, dude, yeah, these guys are fucking, but I think it did a lot for our town. Cause some people who may not have like, kind of like,
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you know, branched out more, you know, or just like had more questions, suddenly you were sitting there high as hell. Yeah. And then more gay people started kind of like... Drugs are the great equalizer, right? Oh, yeah. It crosses every boundary known. Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, were the real-life pastors that you used to... that you sent your gemstone pastors like John Goodman and Baby Billy, do you send them... Did you have them reflect on guys? Did you go watch? Did you get some front row tickets to some Osteen? Or what were you doing?
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So, but dude, it's so fun there. And you go out to like the beach and stuff there. Do you guys spend time on the beach or what is your life like there?
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Oh, that's cool, man. Yeah, I'm trying to think if we had any puppeteer – like, no, what did we have? We had a guy who was missing one finger. Puppeting is a lot of shoulder work. People don't think about that. Got to have a lot of upper body strength. Yeah. Yeah. That's the French bulldog of the drama region. Yeah, you're really building those shoulders. Is your mom pretty proud of you?
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Wow. That's so cool, dude. You got to capture the whole dream. I think that's everybody's dream. I'm going to go. I'll show them. I'll move. I'll have the girl. I'll have the family.
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It's kind of awesome. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder. Yeah, I would like to get to meet a wife sometime soon. Where did you meet your wife at a certain location?
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Yeah, and it's good. And you can kind of learn to surf there. People don't realize that. You can kind of learn to like baby surf there. There's just enough little wave action. Just the perfect little waves, yeah.
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Living that high life. I didn't want to say anything, but yeah, his grades are down, but the money's up. You know, it's his fucking life.
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Yeah, and they take a girl like on a world tour and then you're like answers to what take her where for a walk Yeah, how am I even gonna compete? Dude, I remember on my birthday, I got out here. I've been out here for like a year and I bought a used refrigerator, right? I was saving. When I finally went and looked at the price, I was probably saving $60, right? Nightmare.
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Had to borrow somebody's truck to go get it out towards Reseda, get it back home on my birthday. I spent my birthday doing this. I get it over to the door of our apartment and it gets, it will not go in. It's just a little too wide. So now I have to take the fucking doors. I just, I remember sitting against the wall crying.
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I was on steroids, but I was also sitting there just, and dude, parking spots were too small. You'd open the, you couldn't get out. You'd get a ticket and you would ding. Everything about LA was fucking impossible.
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It's so crazy that when you go from an idea like – even with this – like it was all emails and then we show up one day on set and there was a real movie going on. Dude, I had to sit down for a while. I was like, oh my god. I thought everybody was just fucking around.
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And then it was a real movie and there was like people and people don't know what they're doing and people do know what they're doing. People are yelling and people are – but there was, it was like, Oh my God, this is really it. And then you realize it's so hard to make something really too. Cause so many little things happen.
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Like we got pushed by the fire for a week and it was like, suddenly that changes everything. And you have, you don't know if people are. And then we had to shoot one day, the day with Steve little where it's like the winds were 40 miles an hour. We can't afford to reshoot. So it's like, Fucking pretend that the winds are 40 miles an hour.
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Damn. Yeah. I think it's just no matter what level things are at, if you're doing something in your backyard and you and your brother plan to shoot something and then halfway through he doesn't like his attitude changes and he goes in the house.
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It's like it's always and that ruins it. Whatever your little plan was. It's always something. Right. There's always something that's going to show up. How do you know when a show is done like this?
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Full terms go to the Panera Store page on DoorDash. Today's guest is a comedian, an actor, a writer, and a director known for some of the funniest shows that anyone has ever seen. He's going into his fourth season and final season of Righteous Gemstones, which just kicked off on HBO. Vice Principals Eastbound and Down. He's a legend, and he's one of the most requested human beings ever.
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Was there something special that you like to do for your crew and stuff like that? You talk so much about the guys that work for you and work with you. I'm sure you use a lot of the same crew and stuff too because you develop relationships. You know how people are going to work. You know what people will be there for you when it's 1 a.m. and you're like, what the fuck are we going to do right now?
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What's something you like to do for them? I've heard that you do nice things for them.
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Dude, but is there anything a little bit dicier than being an adult boogie boarder at a certain point?
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Yeah, I noticed I don't like the acting part. I noticed I like giving somebody an idea and not telling the other actors and stuff. It's fun. Try this, dude. Yeah, and then seeing what that creates. Yeah, that's the beauty of it all. Yeah, we had this one moment.
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Spade is taking this dog for a ride because the company he works for, this company called Last Lap, they give dogs rides that are about to be euthanized or whatever. He gives them a couple more spins around town in his car. That's nice. That's a nice thing to do. Yeah, sweet guy. So he pulls up, and then it's like – Kirk Fox, you know who he is? Mm-hmm. Kirk Fox pulls up next to him in a truck.
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And Kirk's just been like looting in the area. I guess sort of stoplight. And he's like, what are you guys? You guys get anything good? He's like, yeah, we just got a hot lead on JonBenet's wedding dress. Right?
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That was out of your pocket? And I snuck over just like a fucking – like a fucking Navy SEAL. I just put this little fucking – I just shined that cock right in his soul. And then I went off and hit in the distance. And that's what I noticed. That's the only thing I always loved. I always liked – even when we were a kid, like we would go like –
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The wives are always just standing in the distance, just waiting. Shaking heads. Yeah. I'm in it for the children.
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like not getting molested, what's called camping with people's dads. Right. And getting molested. No, you were right. The first thing you said was right. It was like Cub Scouts or whatever. But I remember one time we left and I told everybody that Jay Leno had died. Right. Right. And you couldn't check back then.
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So the whole weekend you would hear the dads talking about it, kind of reminiscent about Leno and some of their favorite guests and shit. And I would be in my tent laying down, crying out of my fucking little penis. I was crying out of laughing so fucking hard.
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Probably keeping him off the end of a fucking rope, dude.
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Yeah. Yeah, dude, there was something I remember like when I was a kid, we used to, well, we'd get, one thing we'd do for fun, I remember the mosquito truck would come by and we'd get on our bikes and fucking ride behind it and just huff the gas. Just get high. Bro, we would be fucking cooked, dude. Just like unbelievable. A trail of dead mosquitoes around. Everybody's singing.
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Dude, bro, if I went near a bird, it would die after that. Anything that could fucking hit the airwaves was dead. I couldn't even pick up AM radio, bro. I was like, anything that could fly, that was something fun, I remember. I remember being in the woods and somebody would say like, I saw something, and then you would run. The fear that went – you didn't see anything.
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Somebody did, and they started to leave, and suddenly you were alone. Even if you were one step alone in the woods from your friend, it was like, it's going to get me.
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dude I'm trying oh we had a glitter I don't know if it was a glitter truck I think it was a glitter truck that toppled over like in the interstate near us and it was like and it was like kind of I guess a windy time of year and our fucking town had glitter in the area for two years in your lungs everywhere I mean you couldn't even you just you'd meet somebody and half of them would have fucking they're shining it's crazy dude
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Those are good days. It is crazy how if you have a construction site, if you're building a house, if any kids in the neighborhood, all they do is get in there and break shit.
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In fact, 74% of businesses on TikTok say TikTok TikTok has allowed them to scale their operations, increasing sales and expanding to new locations. And that growth means jobs. Today, there are over 7.5 million U.S. businesses on TikTok, employing more than 28 million people. And that number keeps growing. Small businesses thrive on TikTok. Learn more about TikTok's contribution to the U.S.
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Do you ever start to think like that you only get to do so many things? Does that start to become a thing in your head at all? I mean, you've been so proclivative or whatever it's called, but Prophylactics. Prophylactics, yeah. You've been so prophylactic. But do you ever start to think about that?
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Like, shit, I got to – or is it kind of like, no, I've had a good amount of time to make what I've wanted?
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Yeah. Or if you see an old guy, you put a limping on him just to fucking... I make my cats chase it around the house. It's pretty useful. Oh, yeah, dude. There's nothing cooler than that, seeing some cats chasing a little cock around. Those are the good old days, you know? Bro, thank you. This is so nice, man. I've had two really neat gifts, and this is definitely one of them. Cherish it forever.
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Yeah. Some dry. Well, yeah, I want him to beat up some drywall. Yeah, I moved to Nashville a few years ago and I like it over there. I just live in like a regular neighborhood. My neighbors are just like soccer coach. It's like just it's neat. You know, I like it. It's more peaceful. It feels just like a like a very small city. Yeah, Nashville's fun. I like it down there. I think it's cool.
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It's fun over there, definitely. And yeah, it's like Chattanooga is fucking great. You've been there? I haven't been there. God, dude. It's fun, huh? Yeah, just like there's like mountains, whitewater rafting. It's almost everything you wish was in Nashville that isn't. Yeah. And it's smaller, feels good. Oh, I got to go over there.
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Chattanooga is beautiful, man. They have this beautiful walking bridge where you walk. It's like it used to be a bridge, but they shut it down or whatever because it couldn't bridge anymore or whatever. So basically, it's just like it stopped bridging. Yeah, it's just like a brave road, really, at that point. But they turned it into a walking bridge. And so they built like a newer one next to it.
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But it's – yeah, but just the whole area is awesome, man. It's beautiful. They have a place called Lookout Mountain there. We can see like seven states or something from it. A lot of Civil War shit if you're big into Civil War reenactments and shit. Like my buddy's dad used to referee those and shit. So we'd go watch those a lot and like – So I love that kind of shit. Me too.
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He's writing his dad in prison. Dear dad, thanks for the rusty bayonets. It was worth every minute. Bro, that shit was a big part of growing up in the South. Somebody would be like, dude, they found arrowheads on our property. Rusty shit. They found a fucking canteen from 70 years ago. That was a huge thing about growing up in the South.
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Very sweet of you. Was your neighborhood cool growing up, or was it like in a city? I know you grew up in Georgia. I know that. I was born in Georgia.
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Yeah, dude. They had a guy who hid a treasure. Do you see that? He hid treasure for like 10 years. Somebody finally found it. Oh, wow. He hid a couple million dollar treasure and it finally got found a few years ago. He made like a treasure, like a story about it. Oh, gotcha. So he had like a little like put a call out. Scavenger hunt. And people looked for a few years.
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A couple people died looking for it. Oh, that's sick. God, I used to always want to look for bodies on the side of the interstate. That's my big thing.
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Yeah. Staying by I-65 is what it's going to be called. But yeah, that's something that I always wanted to do. I want to ask you about your kids before you leave. What's something that you admire about your children if you're OK talking about your children? Yeah, of course. You know, I just –
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You know, to be able to make do choices like that, like with social media, just like to make kind of like choices that are for the betterment of yourself or others is pretty. It's harder to do these days than I think people think. So it's something that it seems pretty neat that you're able to do. But, yeah, go on.
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Yeah, it seems like things are going good over there. Dude, my brother, so my dad was like real old when I was born. My dad was 70. He was an older man, you know? And so my brother used to do this thing. I've talked about it before on my comedy show, but he'd be like, dad's daddy, come in the room, right?
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That was his bit because dad was like, you know, that would be 79 He'd come in I'd be doing something like dad's dead And I like, you know the first time I was like, no, no Don't you know and I go in there and he would be alive, right? And then it got to this is where this is where I knew this is when something I think got weird maybe in my head because I would be like He better fucking be dead
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I'm going to beat your ass. Right. It became like like just the whole juxtaposition of that little thing in my head. Like he if I'm going to get up now, I better see a dead body.
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Yeah, dude, I love that kind of stuff. I just, yeah, there was something so much fun about being young. And Michael Landon was supposed to come to our town one time and meet people at the fair, and my mom got all dressed up and went, and he didn't come.
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Yeah, we like to have that. I'm a big Highway to Heaven fan. I'm a big Victor French fan. You kind of look like a young Victor French, actually. I'll take that.
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God. That was good. It was so good. I wouldn't have pegged you for a Highway to Heaven fan. That's good to know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, like the Olsons. Oh, yeah, look at him. Yeah, dude. Yeah, he's a good dude. Look at that.
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It reminds me of the movie Family Man. Have you seen that movie? Which one is that? With Nicolas Cage. It's a Christmas movie. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's been a long time. But, yes, I remember that film. I love that movie, dude. That's one of my favorites. The first movie I ever saw, I think, was – yeah, that's it right there. Did you ever get to work with Nicolas Cage?
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Party, dude. Let's amp this bitch up. Was there ever something weird like once you started making some money? Because making money is an interesting thing, right? Like some people really get into it and that's their thing. But it's like were there ever like a team that you wanted to invest in or some interesting thing that like, you know, that somebody might consider?
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Yeah, that time I'm just scared. It's like, well, what if – yeah, just scary. And then also, what do I really want? Yeah. You know? I think I want to start like a halfway house, but that makes clothing too, dude. Oh, yeah. Put those fuckers to work. Be like, this shirt's dope. That's kind of a dumb joke, but thank you for laughing at that. I like it. I like it. It is dope. Thanks, dude.
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Yeah, what was something else that I was thinking about? Because I'll never see you again, but I was just trying to think of what it is.
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No, it would be awesome if we did. I feel like we might. Do you get impressed by a lot of the stuff that you see out there? Do you get inspired? You'll see a movie. You'll see something. It makes you want to keep making more. Do you think you'll take a little bit of a break? What do you kind of think? Or you already have something you're making next?
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Yeah, I get definitely caught up. Like I have to do this or this. But then sometimes I do start to notice a little bit more like I want to chill out because I want to give my brain time to think so it's fun for me. Yeah, so it can heal.
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Yeah. That used to be the most fun doing your brain gives you an idea and it just makes you laugh. You're by yourself or whatever. Yeah. And then you got to share it. Um, what about your son?
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Huh. Yeah, that's interesting. I've never heard anybody even talk about that except for this girl, Mubi, that works with Barstool Sports. She played lacrosse. So I would see her. Oh, one of my friends from New York would talk about it sometimes. Yeah, I didn't know anything about it at all.
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God, that's beautiful. God, you got to stop and drink that. Is it interesting whenever you see your kid, like say you take him to lacrosse and he likes it, is it interesting that you learn something about him by watching him start to like something?
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Well, I've never – oh, Ryan Trahan. Trahan, that's what it is. I've never even heard of this. And it's crazy. This has – so this video has 60 million views, right? Like it's crazy how much is out there that you've never even heard of and you'll be exposed. You'll be like, oh, this is amazing. Yeah, it's really cool. Wow. I'd like to meet this kid.
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chased the dudes down it was like oh this is some real shit right here yeah bro god that's cool yeah because i wonder if you did like like if you're dead i guess he doesn't bring work home because that would be like having an inmate come over for dinner i think if he brings work home there's a big problem yeah i um we grew up by this it was like a prosthetic kind of Not factory, I guess.
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There's a guy – there's these kids, Colby and Sam, that are like these ghost hunter kids I want to get to meet. It's – I was never brave enough to vlog. We just had some streamers in, and that lifestyle is insane, man. Eight hours in a row. It's wild, huh? Dude, Dan, think about that. Eight hours, right? And you have to be yourself, so you can't really hide who you are at all.
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And then you have to go home and then come back and – And do it all over again.
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Yeah. You know? Yeah, that's a good point. I guess they're just not doing it maybe together as much, but maybe they are. I don't know. This could be a phase in time. I mean, we would go play at the church parking lot, dude. Anybody that would answer the door on the way down the street, it was three or four blocks to get down there. If you answered the fucking door, you were playing defense, right?
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Yeah. So we would knock on the doors about 3.40 in the afternoon, walk down there, and there was a hole. Somebody, I don't know who put it out there, like the devil or whatever, but in the field, they had a field in front of the church off of Highway 190 over there in Covington. And sometimes every two years, somebody would step into the hole and break their leg or ankle. Perfect.
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That's what it was there for. That's it, dude. That's a fucking free safety, bitch. That's what that is.
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though but yeah if you answer the door you had to come play man and we would get on our bikes and we would ride they had like a ride probably about a mile and a half over this place called pat's shrimp and video right oh i like that you get a bag of shrimp right it wasn't all you could eat but it was like all they could put in the bag and you would get to rent a movie dude i love that god dude terminator we get a store don't you i miss that stuff that was fun
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There was nothing. Dude, I went to the last Blockbuster in Oregon probably two years ago. And these are the things I found fascinating about it. For one, you're not just stuck with what the platform, like the app or whatever we look on it now, Netflix, et cetera, is putting in front of you, like those 10 or 12 movies at a time.
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You get to kind of consciously wander and you're like, oh, I forgot about this movie, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what? No way. He was in that. They did a movie together. You see all of these fronts of movies. You'll see 300 of them while you're in there, and you'll be like, drama, I'll do with that. Different ones, like diabetes is a section.
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Some of the sections have gotten a little bit more casual than before.
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I'm going to get me a good diabetes movie this weekend. This is what I want to watch. Yeah, I want to see these lactose intolerant films or whatever. But it's a totally different experience. It's in Bend, Oregon, which is a great place. Only about four or five nice months out of the year at all, though, to be honest with you. A lot of bad stuff.
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But your brain would be like, oh, what do you – and you'd talk with your friend. What do you think about this? You would kind of discuss it. It just like – it was much more – it was so much different than, oh, I'm just going to pick one off of here. It didn't even feel the same.
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That's a great point. Yeah, that kind of stuff doesn't exist. I just watched Interstellar the other day. That was cool. But, yeah, that genre doesn't exist, man. Garbage Pail Kids Cards, we'd ride and get those bitches. Yeah, that stuff was good. That's good living. Oh, you'd get your ass beat. You'd just sit there watching Highway to Heaven. That's us, dude. We got this.
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I think it was hoping that, like, after the war, like, prostheticking would scale up or whatever. But so – but it never really did. But they had a lot of – they give us, like, the used – like, the fucking – you can get them out back. Sometimes the used ones, the ones that didn't. Used prosthetics, ones that people didn't want? Yeah, returns or ones that were – they did to – they didn't –
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Yeah, dude, look at that. Look at that. I look like I've obviously done some cocaine, and you look like... Yeah, that looks like me, unfortunately. Yeah, that looks like you.
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Got a little too deep into it. You'll be the Wilford Brimley, dude. That's right. Dude, my dad bought this car off like some kind of blackish, you know, kind of black guys that live by us. And it was like some guys that were in the culture with the big speakers in the car. And at that time, it was white and black guys that had speakers in the trunk.
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But he bought a Cutlass off of him and he would listen to like Paul Harvey and shit like in his car. And it would just blast this bass in there.
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Fucking unreal, dude. That was so much fun, man. Being alive has been fun, huh? Yeah. Not too bad. We'll see. It's been an adventure. Do you like parenting? Is it something that you really enjoy doing? Do you kind of like – was that something that you – what is something surprising that you found about parenting? And then we'll get you out of here.
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Does it hurt a little bit? You can't really express that to him because that's kind of weird, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever wanted to pull off like a heist or something? That's my last question for you. Yeah, of course.
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If you were to do a bank robbery, you had to go in there with a couple of guys. Who do you bring in there with you, Danny?
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It's not like veneers, but they just didn't do the edging right on it or something, or the hand was too small for the guy who ordered it. The pinky was too sharp. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, yeah. I can't even hug my wife with this. But we would – yeah, you'd have people like – or it would be two middle fingers. Some, you know, guar fan would get like one with two middle fingers on it.
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Well, he was a spad. There was a rumor that he had lived in Bogalusa, Louisiana. So he was always like one of these like rumored people that lived in the distance, you know. So there was always a strong love for John Goodman from Louisiana area. Yeah, he's a really –
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Awesome. What makes him so great? I mean obviously he's a generational talent. He's a father – he's been a father to half of America over time.
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Good point. Just like with your favorite sports players.
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Yeah. Yeah, Carol O'Connor is buried not far from my apartment in Westwood. Oh, wow. And I'll take people over there a lot of times if they're visiting in town or whatever. And he's definitely one of my favorites because of In the Heat of the Night. Oh, yeah. God, that show was so good.
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Yeah, I just love – I love like kind of southern kind of – I just – yeah, I love those things, man. Those are some of my favorites for sure. But what was I going to – who was I – oh, Carol O'Connor. Who else is buried there? Marilyn Monroe. Boom. Same cemetery. In the same coffin I hear. That's good. I heard she's working nights. They doubled them up. Errol Flynn.
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I'm just going to keep advertising this place. Errol Flynn. Oh, Hugh Hefner is buried there also. Walter Matthau. Wow.
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No, it's in fucking Westwood, dude. You wouldn't even know it. It's behind a building. You're like, what the fuck? It's like behind a neck-tail building. There's no other like blocks of grass anywhere near it. It's just like big buildings, tall, huge buildings. And then there's this one little bitty – it's a – it's fucking – 40 square yards. Wow, that's that. Got some kings in that bitch.
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But that was something that was always funny around us because you'd see – like people would chase each other with different little appendages. You'd see fucking somebody – You know, not hit their wife but throw a hand at her, you know, or something.
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A lot of Persians in there, too. A lot of names you can't really pronounce, but that's it right there, dude. Beautiful. Walter Matthaus in that bitch, dude.
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Or go by their apartment, if you got to go by the apartment that Walter Matthau lived in. Yeah, I think it would mean something to people. It really would. That's a good point. I never thought about that. Yeah, because you'll go, like, we'll preserve some places. Like, Charleston preserves their history.
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I like a lot of, like... But, yeah, Hollywood just kind of... Hollywood's never had much of a memory, kind of, I feel like. It just... Well, and it's the thing.
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You're right, Danny. Take that. Take that. Season four of Righteous Gemstones. Adam Devine is coming in too to talk to us. Oh, good. I know. He's just going to sit here and lie his ass off. That's all he does. Yeah. He also – he complains that he like – He said he was getting that shin thing where he gets elongated or whatever. Yeah, yeah. He's made up a lot of stuff.
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Yeah, it's weird when a set ends, when the shoot ends. It's just like – it's like the last day of school. Yeah. Everybody's saying goodbye to everybody. You're getting all these photos, and then the next day or two, you're just sitting –
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That's good. It was fun. It just made things fun. Or you see, like, somebody try to break into a car but not using their own fingerprints. Like, try to – It's brilliant. Yeah, just type shit like that. Commit crimes. I like it. Yeah, it's just it was a different time. But, yeah, I miss that a lot. I bet you have influence.
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Danny, everybody, thanks so much for all the entertainment, dude, all the inspiration. And, yeah, I just really appreciate your time, man. I hope you continue to make fun stuff. I'm sure you will. And congrats on getting to spend time with your kids. Thank you, man. I hope you put that dick laser to good use, okay? Don't you fucking worry. Don't you fucking worry.
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I'm putting this on some fucking bitches back at the UFC fight this weekend. Thank you so much, man. Thank you, buddy. You bet. Thanks for this gift. Yeah, very nice. You're going to use it. I can already tell.
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Yeah, that's a good point. I bet somebody could send them your way.
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They need that, though, dude, especially with just how things are going these days. It's like I think you almost want two middles.
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We don't have enough. Do you – since you live over there in Charleston, do you stay out of like – I know that you don't have social media and stuff like that. You just keep all that stuff out of your life? I really do.
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to be a guest on this show. I'm grateful to spend time with Mr. Danny McBride.
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Yeah, but it's just good that you, like, recognize that. Yeah, it's kind of addicting, and it makes you feel bad, I think, sometimes. Some things are nice to see because it feels inspirational, but then sometimes you're just like, yeah, you're keeping up with this kind of weird void, it feels like.
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Oh yeah. They have everything. You even have gauze on there now. So it's fucking, it's upscaled. It's upscaled a lot. Um, do you miss like, like being, when I, when I was a kid, like things were dumb, like shit was just, you could be funny all day. Who you didn't give a shit. Like somebody had noodles or something. You got home. Like there was just shit was possible. Right.
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Somebody had noodles when you got home? Or it was just like everything was going to kind of be okay. Do you miss like – but I notice as I get older, just my brain doesn't even come up with like some of the ideas and stuff that I had when I was a kid and like – Like do you notice any of that for yourself like that you felt like your humor was different than or that humor changes as you get older?
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Yeah, that's a good call, man. Yeah, it's like – yeah, because maybe sometimes I think I miss. That is what I miss. I almost miss feeling – I know this sounds weird. I almost miss feeling dumb a little bit. Yeah, not knowing about everything that's going on in the world.
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And not wearing all these things on my face that aren't even of my own life kind of in a way, you know. Yeah.
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And I had this weird thought about the other day, like, say if like you're a parent and you're always seeing like these cute things that kids do on TikToks and different things, I wonder if it affects the way a little bit, like if your kid isn't as boisterous or isn't, like, does it like... I don't know. Like just I don't know.
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I thought about like it takes almost all of like some of our good like our good reactions or the things that are kind of supposed to be reserved for kind of real people in our lives. Does it start to like take those reactions to those people? Does it make any sense?
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Fuck, that's brave of you though. You're almost like damn Christopher Columbus. I feel like you just don't see a lot of it. It's cool, man.
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Is that what you do? Is that what you spend your time?
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Yeah, dude, I had a roommate over there. We would drink so much gin and tonics and just wet the bed all the time over there. A lot of bedwetters in Charleston. Beautiful. People were like, I'm on the sailing team. It was like, sure you are, brother. You better fucking put a catamaran between you and your wife, dude. Oh, you know who I saw yesterday speaking on social media? The Rizzler.
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You ever seen this kid? Oh, I've seen the Rizzler, yeah. Dude, I met him in person. Yes. I'm having dinner, right? I was having dinner. I look over, and it's a kid. And you don't want to look for too long because it's just not something you do. And look at him. Look at him, dude. Oh, and you got a pic with him, too. I love it, man. Bro, I was so excited.
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But it's kind of weird because you don't want to be like, I'm talking to a kid or whatever. But definitely, dude, I'll say this. Wait, where were you guys at? Is that Craig's? I went to Craig's dinner. The Rizzler's just hanging out at Craig's. Oh, it blew my mind. There was like some guy in there who like had like overdosed on age or something like some super old guy.
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He's like, I'm a producer, you know. He's like, I produced the Mayflower or whatever. I was like, that was a fucking boat. That was a boat in the 1800s. But yeah, anyway, this was like the coolest thing that ever happened. So I was so excited. And not to snitch on him or whatever. First of all, he had two Pepsis or whatever past 8 p.m., which I think he is. Yeah, that's late.
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He's going to – the bedtime stories won't work anymore. They'll be up all night. Yep. Yep. Yeah, that's a little late. And some people say his grades have been suffering. And I'm like, well.
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Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely nice. I mean, it was just neat to see him. It was interesting to be impressed by a child, but he's kind of like the Macaulay Culkin of like their generation. It seems like, you know, I mean, maybe that's a reach, but, but yeah, he was fucking eating at Craig's with some, it just like, it was very bizarre.
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And I asked him a question and he just started doing his arms like that. Did he do his little move to you? Did he give it to you or no? I don't think I got it. I think he – I mean I'm an adult and I shouldn't have really been talking to him. So I think I was a little – and the weird thing is you see all these adults looking at him. It's just got to be so weird to be him. It does.
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That's actually not a bad idea. If the whole interview were scripted, man, that'd be freaking pretty amazing, man. Good to see you today. No, I got this. There's a place called Macho Luther King that I went to, and I was like, this is... It just like, is that a, like, are we at that level where you're taking a guy like that and turning it into like a pun? Yeah.
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It's like he's this generation's Shirley Temple. Yeah, he really is. Yeah, he's an Italian Shirley Temple. But he definitely looks like – yeah, I just heard his grades have been suffering. And I even was like the dad. I was like somebody said he's had issues in social studies and he looked at his dad like – You've been telling people. Yeah, why are you talking about my grades?
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That was kind of interesting. My friend and I made a movie. David Spade and I wrote a movie. Thank you for inspiring people to just kind of create stuff on their own.
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Oh, he was the he was the best. Maybe him and Chris Elliott were like the best people that came in. Man, that's great. Yeah. Steve Little is such a he's such a good dude. He's so incredibly funny. Yeah.
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And at some point I got to be, no, that's not it. I don't have to, but I don't, it was just like, well, if I want this, I can also get it for myself, you know? And it really had the same effect.
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Once I got over the fact of like, oh, I wish they would show the affection first or I wish they would do the action to be the person providing the affection, which is probably what I thought of a lot when I was a child. But then this time I just reached and I just put my hand on my mom's hand, you know, because she's getting older.
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She's not the child now, but she's, you know, just where we're at in our lives. Things are kind of even. And it still had the same outcome for me. It made me feel, okay, the second I got over that little moment of kind of jealousy or wishing, or not jealousy, but like wishing somebody else had started the action.
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The second I got over that, I just had a nice moment where I got to sit there and just be with my mother and watch country music, which is something that we both enjoy doing. And something that's important to me in my life, you know, to have moments with my mother where we're doing something that we like to do and we're doing it together, you know. So I don't know if that sounds weird or whatever.
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Honestly, I don't care if it sounds weird, you know. I really don't, part of me does still, but, uh, but I think that part of me that, that needs those type of moments is like, Hey man, finally you're meeting, you're trying to meet just the universe, how you're taking some direction to do something for how you feel, you know?
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Um, instead of just, cause I always in my life have been caught in this moment, like, God, I wish they would do this. I wish this, I wish this. And, So I don't know, that was just kind of an interesting moment for me. And then I put my arm around my mom's shoulder and just like, yeah, like she was, you know, like she was, you know, my mom and we were just having a nice time.
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And once I did that, I was getting what I wanted out of the moment. You know, and I wouldn't have done it if I hadn't made an effort. I'm not trying to say, hey, look at me. I'm just trying to say like for so long, I've always been the person and I still am a lot of times.
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But this time I wasn't where I'm like, man, I wish somebody would do this so that I would be able to have a certain type of moment right now or so that to show me that they care. And I didn't really realize that if I do it myself, I can still get some of that same result. So I don't know if that makes a lot of sense or not. And yeah, just, I don't know.
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They're probably charging us for it. You know, we're probably getting charged for that, I'm sure. Welcome to the episode. Happy springtime, everybody. Good to be here with you today. What's happening? Oh, I'll tell you. Dude, so, oh, I went to a little chili cook-off around me. And, you know, I like, man, I'm lying. Chili is always, it's suspect. Chili is a suspect soup, really. That's what it is.
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Yeah, sometimes you, you know, you may only want, you know, you may... Sometimes you got to put your own pickles in the chili. That's what I'm saying, I think. I don't know if that sounds crazy, but sometimes if you want pickles in the chili and that's the only way you're going to have the chili, sometimes you got to bring the pickles, man. Because sometimes the world just serves chili. Yeah.
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So I don't know. But yeah, I want to speak that out loud too because it's just important to me that I start to live in a place in my life where I just don't let that uncomfortable moment of like, man, I wish they would do this so this could be the outcome. Where I don't let that prevent me from, even if I'm upset at them or whatever, that I don't let that prevent me from
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maybe trying to take the action myself. I don't know. I know that doesn't apply to everything, but anyway, enough about me, man, enough about me. We got a lot of great calls that have come in today and I want to get to some of those. And again, I do want to apologize that we haven't gotten to do these type episodes a lot.
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I think about this all the time, you know, and I think that it's important and sometimes it's just been tough. And I'm not complaining. I'm just saying that it's been tough. And then, you know, you also have the opportunity to talk to guests and you're like, you're like, man, I love to talk with this person. And so you just try to balance it. So just bear with me.
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I just want to let you know that this community is important to me. And I'm trying to fine tune some things in my life a little bit better. So things are more organized. So I'm able to spend my energy where I would like to be able to spend it. Anyway, I know I don't need to say that, but I just want you to know that.
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All right, we have some calls that came in, and thank you guys for continuing to hit the hotline. As always, the number is 985-664-9503. And we got a call right here. Here we go.
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Wow. Dang, brother. You're going to be raising a dang lizard, homie. Wow, brother. Good golly. That's like shooting fish in a family or whatever. I don't know. I mean, I haven't looked at a chart recently. I don't know. the, um, the genetic legalities of that, but it do. Yeah.
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I mean, they say, you know, don't pee where, or don't eat where you're don't piss where your family is or whatever, whatever, whatever that old saying is, dude, you, I feel like you've gone past that at this point. And, um, God, that thing's going to have, you're going to need, um, yeah, you're going to need a farrier to come and put shoes on that thing. I'm just chirping you.
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I'm just chirping you, dude. Look, I feel you. Look, it's having a child with a cousin, I think, at the very least, it's going to need glasses. That thing is going to need bifocals, brother. You know, I mean, you're just playing Russian roulette with your DNA right there. But at the same time, man, I don't want to scare you.
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You know, and I do believe... I'm kind of chirping you there still, but I believe that everything is going to be fine. You know, I believe that everything is going to be fine. I think monitor the child's gestation closely. Make sure it's tracking. You know, make sure... that it has everything it needs because it is, bring it up. Can you, who can, can you have a child with your cousin or not?
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Let's, now that's just a poll. That says 40% say yes. But do you have any information on that? Oh, I should look it up. Who the hell am I even talking to? Dear God, out of my mind today. Can you have child with one cousin?
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Ooh, yes, it is physically possible for first cousins to have children, but it is important to understand that such relationships carry a slightly elevated risk of genetic disorders compared to unrelated parents, brother. So I'm just saying not everybody, you know, some people like things different. You know, some people like pickles on their jelly. You feel me?
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So it's, yeah, I think you got to make sure that when that baby right out the gate put that baby on a damn... You know, let some other people look at it and sign off on that bastard right out the gate, homie. And definitely, I would make sure, you know, make sure it doesn't stand straight up when the moon is full and shit like that when it's real young. Just, I'd keep tabs on it.
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I'd hit a couple high notes near it on an instrument and see if it fucking, see if its eyes turn red or anything. But you're just going to have to keep tabs on it because that's risky. And look, a lot of people... Have good-looking cousins. Let's say that. But not a lot of them are as brave as you, brother. So, yeah, I would just stay conscious of that and recognize you have an at-risk child.
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Hire a night nurse or lifeguard or whatever you got to get. Sometimes lifeguards will work overnight. They're cheaper. They know CPR. They don't know a lot of the shit that the nannies know, but they're still there. Got a whistle. So, yeah. Yeah, I think just, yeah, just stay safe, brother. And I would back off that type of behavior.
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It's just a bunch of, it's like the hail of soups. It's like, all right. All right, soup. I see what you doing. We right here. It's just that kind of soup, you know, it's thickened up, baby. It's like soup got a BBL, baby. That's chili. Chili. And so I went to a little, I stopped by a little, they had a small chili tent cook-off area. And they had four vendors or something in there.
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You know, if you win this round of DNA roulette, brother, I'd leave the rest of the bullets in the chamber, baby, when it comes to family. Let's take another call here. And thank you to the last fellow, Theo, actually. Dear God, I didn't even realize that. Man, and look, hey, bud, I can't tell you to be honest with you if I'd have had a really good-looking cousin. TBD, homie.
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So the Lord don't give you what you can't handle, you know. But I'm just saying, yeah, just get out, you know, just meet somebody else, meet somebody different. Because if you're dating your cousin, you're not even getting out there. But maybe you're getting married to your cousin. I don't look, brother. I don't know. I would ask probably a state official or somebody.
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I would ask a pastor about this one. But, yeah, let's get back to this call that came in.
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Well, you're in welding school. That's a good school. And I had a family member who started a welding school. It's a good business. Onward.
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Amen, brother. Thank you for asking and just for reaching out. Yeah, it's a good you know, this is a great question because you're like, do I do a trade or do I go into the military? And especially you mentioned one thing yet going to the military and you get discounts like I wouldn't go into the military just because you're going to get 15 percent off at Long John Silver's or whatever.
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That's not a reason to go into the military for four years just so you can get, you know, free left shoes at DSW Shoes or whatever, you know, or 11% off of Cheesy Biscuits over there at Red Lobsters, you know. You know, that's not, I would take that out of the equation. And I would just look at, do you like welding? You're saying you don't like it. But do you not like the school part of it?
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If you don't like this, I would find out what don't I like? Because sometimes we say that. It's like, I hate this. But what really do I hate about it? Do you hate that you're in school for it right now? Do you hate that you're having to learn it? Do you hate that you have to get up at certain hours to go learn it? Because you may love welding. You may not like being at class at 8 a.m.
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And I'm not saying those things. I'm just asking you to or suggesting that you try to figure out, well, what don't I like about it? Because sometimes I'll just be like, man, I hate that shit. But I never really look at, well, why do I hate it? And then I might realize I don't really hate that. I hate this other thing that comes with that.
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But I do believe that if you get into a trade that you do not like, that you won't enjoy it. And I do believe that there are things out there that we can all do that we would enjoy doing. I believe that there's so many things. So, yeah, I would take a look at that, man. I would take a look and just decide if you do not like welding and military is your backup, I think the military is a great idea.
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You know, I mean, you know, I don't think it's a bad idea, especially at your age. I wished I'd have gone to the military. I spent a lot of time just sitting around, just trying to lick my own dick or whatever, you know, or, you know, buying binoculars and shit and just fucking not doing shit or whatever, being a fucking shitty neighbor or whatever, pervert.
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But what you, you know, you, if you go into the military now, yeah, you're out in four years and you probably have a lot of skills.
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you know you may it'll probably help you get up early stay in shape all these things that are going to really help shape the rest of your life right now some people may have went to the military say theo you know what the you're talking about honky you little queer you little gun or whatever that's fine they can say those things and i don't i haven't been but for you you're saying that that's you what you've thought of as your backup option you know now you might you know i don't know how long the military will be there you know
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Just ladling booty gas edibles into small bowls for people. And so I get up there and I got me some chili and they had one place they were saying we got all the fixings, toppings and this and that. You know, you could put anything on that bitch. You could put cheese, onions, a little bit of GHB. And they one place was offering. But I just said, hey, do you have pickles?
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depending on what they keep having our military carry out and the different actions that they have them do. But, I think it's an honorable thing. I have a ton of respect for our military. And I don't think you would go wrong with that choice. So that's kind of where I'm at with it, you know. And if you went in there, you know, you'd probably make a lot of great friends.
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And you'd learn things about yourself that you like and don't. And then you'd be done. And you're right. You'd only be 22 and a half years old. 23 years old. You have so much time. There's so much time. Man, I wasted a lot of time.
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And one of the things I wish I'd done as a military, just because I think you don't also get those moments of camaraderie where you get to be around a bunch of other guys, you know. So those are just my thoughts. Recognize I have never been in the military. But I do think you have time to do that and do countless other things. And if you don't like welding, you know you don't like it.
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then maybe it is time for a backup trade to try or a backup option. What else is going on?
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Oh, big facts, sister. Okay. Oh, once our parents start doing something, we don't want to do it anymore. So I think that all checks out. I think you're good. I think just trust your instincts, little mom. Here we got a call. Let's hear this one.
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Yeah, motherfucker. BLM, dude. Look. Yeah, if life gives you pickles and bananas, bitch, mix them bitches. Okay, fuck yeah, dude. I mean, there's only so long you can be trapped somewhere with pickles and bananas and not put them bitches together, dude. Make some binicles, homie, you feel me? So, look, some picnanas, homie. I think that all checks out, brother.
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So I don't think there's any shame in it. You can always, once you get your feet back under you, go back to that 7-Eleven and give them money for those bananas. Let's hear a little more.
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You like pickles on your bananas, boy? You like pickles on your bananas?
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Well, it blows my fucking mind that we can give so much foreign aid to places when we have people who are eating fucking pickles and bananas. Actually, pickles and bananas are pretty good, so that's not what I mean. But yeah, you would think we'd be able to help our own people that are starving first over here. That's just kind of how I feel. I'm kind of an American.
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I'm a North America first kind of guy, I guess, because that's us and our neighbors. But what the fuck do I know? But yeah, man, honestly, you sound pretty healthy. You sound like you're doing pretty good. You ever hit a couple of high notes, dude? I think you're fine. I'd join a church choir, have somebody make some TikToks, see if you can start selling tickets on the road, brother.
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And the guy just I mean, this guy looked at me. I mean, this dude, he was stirring this big pot of chili. He was just a damn chili witch, you know? And he was just stirring a big cauldron of fucking booty goop, you know? And I said, yeah, do you have any pickles for it? And he's like, you want pickles on your chili? Really? And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's what I, because that's what I like.
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You're going to be fine. But yeah, sometimes we all get in tough moments. Trying to think of something where I was kind of down to my last dime. Oh, I do remember I'd get that block of damn hamburger meat. That bitch came in a missile. That bitch, they dropped that bitch off a C-130. That thing, you know what I'm talking about? It's shaped like a.
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Like both ends are kind of a wiener, kind of like the front end of a wiener. God, that thing was heavy. You had to carry it out like this, you know? And sometimes I'd mix it up by the damn Duraflame logs and accidentally put that bitch in there and just cook that bitch and have her spoon it out the fire to eat it. Call the fire department. Hey, take some matches, huh?
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But yeah, man, it sounds like you're doing okay. Yeah. What else is going on? What else can I tell you about that happened to me recently? Not much. Going to eat dinner with my neighbors. Looking forward to that. Hitting the road for some more shows. Yeah, we went last week.
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Oh, Victoria Island, which is a beautiful, fascinating little, it's like this cold, white Hawaii off of the coast of Vancouver. But just great people, man. Canadians and grateful to see them. I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. Just letting everybody know that now too. I don't want that to cause any issues between me and anybody else. But that's – I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan.
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So I think their jerseys are fire and I like their – they're doing good. And – that's good. So, okay. I think that works. What else? Uh, let's take this call right here.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
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I just, I like, I like putting just pickles on there. And he's like, you want pickles on your filly? And it was like he couldn't understand. I was like, yes, yes, sir. And he's like, you want pickles on your filly? He couldn't handle it, man. The dude couldn't handle it. So I guess the moral of that story, I don't know what the moral of that story is, dude. Who gives a dang?
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The moral of the story is sometimes you want things that people can't give you. I think maybe that's the moral of the story. I got this shirt on. This is a beautiful, beautiful shirt. This was given to me by the Bronx Fire Department. Baby, engine 43, son. Cuatro dos, baby. QD in the house. I'll tell you what happened. So I was walking down the street. I'd broken my toe, right?
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And so when you break your toe, you suddenly everything, you see everything a lot clearer because you can't go fast. So you go very slow. You ever see that guy that's crossing the crosswalk like backwards in a wheelchair by himself? And you're like, Jesus, dude. You know, you pray for him, but you're also a little bit pissed, you know? You're like, dear God, help this motherfucker hurry up.
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Now, you've had quite an experience in your life. I've heard that you've had a couple miracles kind of occur in your life. Can you kind of take me through some of that situation? Yeah, how did it start?
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My God, brother, I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you for just telling us about that. 10 times, that's a lot. I mean, did they, do you, do you feel like that was a lot? You feel like it was too many? Like, how did you?
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Oh, God, brother. And if two-thirds of you is gone, what do you do at that point? Were you able to call the authorities, or what do you do?
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He was Snapchatting also? Yeah. Oh, dark times, but you got to make content, you know? Yeah. And which hole do you plug? Say you have 10 stab wounds, I guess. They're referred to as by the government or whatever. Do you plug one up? Do you pick the most kind of active one? What do you do there?
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And did you have any experience? Do you remember anything when you passed out?
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Because what, you guys were partying a little too much or whatever? Yeah, pretty much. And were you allowed to drink in the hospital or no?
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Yeah, a lot of people don't live through something like that, man.
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Dude, that's a fresh outfit, baby. Scotty dripping, huh?
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Well, dude, when you break your toe, you go slower than that, dude. He is the hare, you are the tortoise. You go slower than that dude. So I'm in New York City. I'm walking around and, you know, and I'd just broken my toe probably 48 hours before. And so that bitch was big and dark.
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Yeah, who knew that train was a pedophile also? That sounds like a bit much, huh? Dude, that's insane, man. So were you drunk or were you already impaired when the train hit you or what kind of condition were you in physically just at that point in your life?
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I got this question though. Sorry to interrupt you there, but what kind of train driver would hit a drunk, just hit a guy, would hit a drunk guy? Did you ever speak to the driver?
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You can see a white dude most of the time, you know, no matter what's going on, but damn brother, I can't believe that. And so, so you were stabbed 10 times. You've been hit by a train, but God had more in store for you. Didn't he? What else happened?
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Oh, yeah, right. The moguls got some bounce to them, huh?
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And how far is that? Is that a jump you're trying to make, or did you have kind of a rope set up or anything like that? Did you have a little trebuchet, anything?
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Well, it's a great idea. I mean, here's the thing. People don't realize that people that are wasted have done amazing things. You know, one of the guys, um, have you heard of Lewis and Clark? Uh, yeah, I think so. One of them was an addict and they discovered like a third of the North America. So let's don't, you can't always beat down on addicts, but so take me out there.
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And you could feel it had a little bit of heartbeat of its own, you know, like it had a damn bass track running through it. And I'm wearing some hey dudes that I have that, uh, Because it's just easy to get in and out of them, the shoes. And anyway, you're just slowly going everywhere. You know, so you start meeting people and people are saying stuff at you and yelling, you know.
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You're on the balcony, you're high on cocaine. And what is your plan is to make that leap over to the other balcony?
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Big Matty, dude. Taking on the freaking Boreas twins, brother. Taking on the Jetstream up there. Seventh floor Matty. One shot. And how do you make that leap, dude? Take me through that. Are you wearing shoes?
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Yeah, but that's one way to look at it, man. But I think another way to look at it is that... You're a miracle. You know, a lot of people do not get to live through stabbings, through train hittings, through falling. How far did you fall? 70 feet. Okay. And take me, Jesus Christ, that's a lot. And take me through some of that.
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Like when you first hit the, once you first realized you're not going to make the first balcony, were there lower balconies you could have grabbed?
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Big dog went down, brother. God, dude. And so what were some of your thoughts during that? Did you get into a certain position to absorb the impact or were you just kind of like letting, were you praying? What was going on?
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Well, you must feel like God wants you here for a reason, brother.
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What do you feel like that is after all this? I mean, that's countless times you've escaped death, man. You know, forced to swim as a baby, train hitting, stabbing, stabbing, or high amount stabbing, 70-foot fall off of a balcony.
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Hey, you know, I love the podcast. Get out the street, faggot. Just different, just New York. Just New York hellos, you know. and I'm walking past this one spot and this guy comes up and he's like, Hey, you want to, and he'd been drinking and he was either, he was Italian or he was, uh, like fast Polish, you know, or Poland or, or he was, he was either Polish or, uh, slow Italian.
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Right, I understand what you're getting at, but I think... What do you feel like you're, do you feel like you have a bigger purpose? There's a reason a lot of people are not able to go through all that, man. You understand that's pretty miraculous. Do you understand that?
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Amen, brother. And how are you doing today? What's your physical state today?
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I mean... And you're a survivor, brother. You're a damn survivor, dude. You're a damn... You know what I'm saying? You're a damn gravity monkey, dude. Do you think you will ever walk again, brother? Um...
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probably not but I'm okay with that I don't really I love watching YouTube there's so much people come up with stuff every day oh yeah gives me something to do oh yeah you can watch people walk on YouTube all day if you want and take it easy you know yeah but man I just yeah I appreciate you just jumping on and I appreciate you paying attention to the show and yeah we're gonna come to Calgary dude you gotta come out I'd love to get to meet you out there
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Well, yeah, we'll have to catch up, dude. I want to touch some magic limbs you got on you, daddy. I want to rub them bitches for good luck. Hell yeah. Where do you live these days, man?
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You got to pray to meet the one you want. That's what my friend told me the other day. He said, are you praying to meet the woman you want to meet? Yeah.
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Oh, damn. How long before you had fallen did you bust a nut, you think?
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And look, man, you're going to bust one. We're going to we're going to if we can do anything, if we hear of anything that, you know, could help you, any elixirs or anything like that, we'll see what we can do, man. But yeah, dude, that's that's if you can get hit by a train and still be alive or whatever, you can you'll get another nut out.
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Well, thank you so much, dude. Give my best to everybody up there in Calgary, bro. America's getting weird. We're probably all going to come up there soon. So save me room up there, big dog.
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Dude, Canada is so great, man. And it's safe, too. That's the best thing about your stories, I noticed, is that you didn't get shot in one of them.
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But that don't count. You got to come to America to get shot, brother.
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We'll see what we can do. Well, look, right now you're probably an insurance risk, I would guess. Yeah. But yeah, dude, that's a good thing about Canada. They got knives. So you always stand a chance. You know, that's one thing I like.
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Well, you're alive today, man. And yeah, I do believe that you're here for a purpose. And even just sharing your story right here today, man, you know, resilience is huge. And I think the future is bright, brother. I believe that. And I'm just glad I got to talk to you today. And well, we got our first Canadian miracle right there, Matt. How do you say your last name? Tyberg.
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Matt Tyberg right there, ladies and gentlemen. If you don't believe in miracles, you got to believe in them now. That's what I feel like. And Matt, thanks for your time, dude. I look forward to catching up with you in a couple months.
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One of the, you know what I'm saying? He was in that cross. And, um, he's like come on hey he's like my cousin jeremy just got promoted to um whatever the top of the fire department, like lead arsonist or whatever. So he brings me, there's just a door. He, we go inside and it's a huge, it's like, everybody's like, Hey, you want some fire? It's like a fire department party.
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Matthew Tyberg right there. Let's see if we got one more call that came in here. Yeah.
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Willie Bones coming through, baby. Breaker Breaker 1-9, go through, Bones.
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Well, thanks for calling, Willie. The only things I know about this are I don't think you can quit cocaine without quitting alcohol. For me, that's what I've seen. I'm not saying that's everybody's case. That's for me. For me, that's what I've seen. And then let me think about what else. Yeah, I think you have to get into recovery. Now, if you're pretty bad off, first you need to go to a detox.
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And then once you're clean, then you need to get into a recovery program. You know, maybe a 30-day or an inpatient or then start to go to Cocaine Anonymous or Alcoholics Anonymous meetings with a friend. If you don't like Cocaine Anonymous meetings, I suggest Alcoholics Anonymous because there's more meetings and it's the same thing.
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Cocaine and alcohol aren't the same thing, but addiction is the same. So if you can, you can apply the same principles and you can talk to a sponsor about doing that. I wish I had some other cure for you. That's the only thing that I know that's ever helped me. So I wish you the best of luck, man. It's scary. You know what I realized too about drugs?
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For me, I was just too much of a pussy to do them really. Some people could get all fucked up and have a blast. I couldn't do that. I'd get all fucked up and squirrel away. I'd hide in your fucking mailbox, bitch. UPS, boy. I'll hide in your cousin's ass, boy. And take everybody's temperature in there, dog. Praise God, man. Thank you for calling, brother.
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And thank you guys again for all the support. We may add a few more shows to this tour. We're almost done with it. And I just want to let you know that. And Thank you to everybody that's come out. I can't even believe it. What else can I update you on? Oh, we're figuring out some of our stuff with the foundation and what we're going to do.
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Been doing some calls with different people and just figuring out how to make a positive difference in the world or in our community starting there. So that's something that's exciting. I want it to be in the recovery space.
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I don't know what it all looks like, but, um, in my spare time, I've been just discussing with other people who have done similar type things and, uh, and I just need to pray a little bit more and see if I can get more insight, you know, just to lead me to something. Um, Cause I, yeah, I mean, there's causes for sure.
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There's lots of things, but I want to, I want to, yeah, I want to land in a space that I'm going to feel motivated to keep doing, you know? Um, one more call that came in.
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Thanks, Lenora. That's sweet of you. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's just sweet of you to say. I feel, you know, I think I feel a little more purposeful sometimes in my life these days, I think. I think there was this moment kind of even when I had, whenever we talked with Cat Williams on the episode and he said, well, I was talking about, well, I don't know about this. I don't know about that.
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And I think this guy, Jeremy or something had just won like hose of the month or whatever. Like I think whoever's got the most PSI coming out of them, they give them, you know, you know, he'd done something, you know, it was an achievement for him. So all of his buddies are there and everybody, they're toasting and cheering and fucking like, hey, look at this mother, you know?
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And he's like, well, what don't you know? He's like, you're here. You're in this conversation right now. You're in this moment. So to keep second guessing everything, you know, you're here. Right? Like, like, cause I think there was something like, I don't know if we should talk about that. He's like, well, when are we going to talk about it?
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We have to talk about this is we're here talking about it. You know, in a lot of my life I've, I've, I've, I've been standing in, you know, I've been standing in the, in the water, but not really ready to get wet. But it's like, I'm in the water. you know, but it's like, I'm waiting for this. But there was this moment with him where he's just like, this is where you are.
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This is, and I don't mean me, but it's anybody. This is where this, if it's happening now, it's happening now. Like the, you know, Cause a lot of them, I'm always like, you know, this and later in there. And it's like, you know, so I do feel sometimes a little more purposeful. Um, I don't know even what that means exactly, but I just, I don't know.
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I start to feel a little bit more okay where I am, you know? And that, yeah, I believe that, um, yeah, I believe that God's given me a lot of neat stuff, opportunity. Um, like, you know, I believe that you guys have helped me learn like how to express like my feelings and learn about, um, yeah, just thinking and feeling together. We've done a lot of that on this program over the years.
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Um, and yeah, I think at some point it, you know, uh, There are positives from that, you know? And so I think, yeah, that's where I feel. I feel like a little bit like, there's a reason that all this has kind of happened and that there are some positives and let's start to maybe see what those are. And not just in me, but just like, yeah, what, what can be done as a group?
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What, what can, uh, start or be a part of starting, um, or what can we be a part of starting that could, uh, be of service? You know, I don't know. I don't know exactly what I'm saying, but I'm able to say it now more than I felt like I was in the past and feel like that's where I'm supposed to be. You gotta feel lucky to be alive, you know?
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Lucky to get to see certain things, and I think America's getting weird and interesting, and it's getting, like, good versus evil type shit, and I'm here for that shit. You know? I think we've all always wanted to live in, like, in the, uh, Gryffindor versus Slytherin type shit. Type shit! Um... But anyway, thank you. Thanks for the happy birthday wishes. What did I do?
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My buddy John Shahidi from... From Happy Dad sent me a gift. I haven't even opened it yet. My... Did my brother give me something? I don't know. My brother came in town too. And his buddy's friend was up here visiting their kid. Their kid was in show choir at the Grand Ole Opry. Or at the Opry Mills. So I got to spend some time with them. What else did we do?
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Took Mom to my favorite breakfast place. That was fun. Um... Oh, my mom did give me a gift. She got me an ounce of silver. You know, my mom was never a gold digger. She was a silver digger though. Shout out to silver diggers, dude. They don't end up with shit, but you know, But they're not gold diggers, dude. But my mom, like, you know, she's ready for like the end of things, right?
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And they're like, hey, if you ever have a fire, here's my number. Like, dude, I'm not... If there's a fire, I'm not looking through my phone. If there's a fire, you know, and I'm going to call Antonio up, you know, in the South Bronx, I'm calling the fire department. so they're just like, and then they gave me this shirt that we took some photos and they're like, cheers.
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So she's ready. She's like, when the banks go awry and all the, you know, everything falls apart online, you're going to have, you could have real silver and you can trade it for stuff. So she got me like an ounce of silver. So that was really cool. I never had that. And what else? Oh, I got a pair of boots. Bought myself a pair of boots that I really like. And what else did I do?
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Oh, I texted some of my friends that had the same birthday. Trying to think. Oh, I had to work. I had a podcast that I did with a hostage negotiator. That was pretty cool. So got to do that. And did I? Is that when I did that? Yep. Yeah. So that's what I did, man. I did the things, yeah, that I like to do on my birthday. I think I went and worked out. I got to podcast.
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I got to listen to some music with my mom. And it was great. And I'm grateful to be here with you guys today. And, yeah, thank you, Lenore, for the sweet message. And I don't know what that was. And thank you, everybody, for the support. And, yeah, the hotline is always, if you need it, 985-664-9503. And, yeah, there's a light out there for all of us, man, you know, for all types of people.
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And life sometimes, you know, you just don't get it the way you want it, but it's still, I don't know, sometimes you got to meet it halfway, man. Sometimes you got to put your own pickles on your chili, brother. But there's a light for all of us. You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it, man. Whenever you're down Out in the cold Faceless and untied Your story's untold Come take my hand
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Two shots of fireball. The Bronx is burning. From the mountain tops and to the deepest valleys, we hear our voice calling you. Do the Trump! An arising sign, and in the darkest valley, you can be free.
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And then offer me, uh, they're like, Hey, you want some matches? Motherfucker, you know, keep us in business, keep us in business. They gave me like an eight pack of matches. That was like the cool looking, the old school, like regular looking match books. Um, they gave me this shirt. They're like, Hey, it's flammable. Um,
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but yeah it was just like a great experience so shout out to them shout out to all the fire departments out there congratulations to the guy that got the promotion I dated a girl in junior high school her dad um great guy threatened to kill me once but outside of that awesome you know he was a fire chief and we used to go over there and watch him eat hot dogs and shit and uh
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This was before a lot of firemen are getting in shape and stuff. Now, this is back when they were just over there just snorting Oscar Myers and shit and just squirting ketchup on each other's backs, you know? And, uh... And just basically just gambling, a lot of them. But anyway, I'm not sure what I'm talking about, what I'm rambling about.
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But that was the first time at her dad's fire department that I ever had chili in my life. That I ever had it. Somebody served it. I didn't know what it was. I had a little bit of it. And then I'd had it. You know, that's how that all works, you know. But you want a pack of chili? Yeah. You won't pick up on your belly. What else has been going on?
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Thank you to the people that have come out to the shows recently. We've done some dates. We went up to the Pacific Northwest. That was really amazing up there. So just the way the buildings are, the people, everybody, a lot of people, they look clean up there because it rains so much. You just get cleaned even if you're...
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just not even if you're dirty yeah we did a huge show in Seattle that was amazing I think it maybe was too many people I know that sounds like a I'm grateful everybody came but I just never been in a venue and it was a it was a big venue right you know I just felt a little bad like maybe the people like some of the seats they it was hard to hear I don't know I think some of that's just a fear of mine but I don't think that we will do that again
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But it's just a learning curve. And, yeah, we had a nice time there, though. I got to see Mac's girlfriend. We got to go to the fish market. Dude, you go to the fish market. I'd never been to the Seattle Fish Fair or whatever. It's like a little circus or whatever that they have every day. And people come, there's dead fish, and you can look at them, right? And you can eat them.
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Just clearing the winter out of my throat, baby. Be gone. Be gone, snow. Be gone, ice. Or hail. Dude, what is hail? It's basically, it's like Italian snow or whatever. I mean, that shit just f***s you up. It's like Memphis snow. It's like, what are we... It's definitely... I gotta look that up. What is hail?
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It's pretty Neanderthal-ic in a way. So anyway, we go, and Amir Kay, that's a guy that's touring with me, a great comedian, he points at the guys running the...
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fish fair and so next thing you know they do a thing where you somebody throws a fish and somebody catches a fish and so they let me catch the fish and I fucking you know one toss one kill homie I gripped that bitch and yeah it was awesome I didn't know you're not supposed to spike it after you catch it so that that was I think frowned upon or whatever but I didn't know that and um and I've been watching too many of those grunt commercials or whatever and
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Anyway, I'm rambling. What else is going on? Let's get into the episode. How about that? We got a bunch of calls that came in from you guys, and I'm going to focus on those today. I got one story. I went to the Grand Ole Opry's 100th anniversary. I'm going to talk about that. And we're going to speak to a miracle today, a gentleman named Matt up there in Canada, Calgary.
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He's up there, and he's a miracle, and we're going to get to have a moment with him. Let's go. Thank you for joining us. Whenever you're down light shining for you guiding your way helping From the mountaintops down to the deepest shadows. Um... You like pickles on your chili? You like pickles on your chili? You like pickles on your chili? Um... Yeah, my mother came in town for my birthday.
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Actually, it was last week. Thank you if you're wishing me a happy birthday in your head. And if you're not, and you're just like, dude, keep talking, that's fine. Um... She came in, and they had the 100th anniversary at the Grand Ole Opry. And my mom likes country music, and she likes older country music. And Blake Shelton was hosting the event, and Jelly Roll was going to perform.
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and my mom likes the likes both of them and so I was like oh well that would be fun for my birthday I'll have mom I'll see if mom wants to come in and then we'll go and so she came in and we went and uh what was it like we got dressed up kind of I didn't do a good job of it I what I wanted to wear didn't really fit once I put it on and so it was just you know
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I just had to change it and wore a jacket, actually, that somebody had thrown on stage in Montana to a comedy show. I wore that. But, yeah, we went over there, and it was nice. Who performed? Oh, Alison Krauss performed. And, I mean, she has the voice of the evening that I heard. A lot of great voices in there, but my God. That was just exceptional. Clint Black, we got to listen to.
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Who's that other guy? Don't rock, did you? Alan Jackson. Just, it was awesome, man. We got to sit there and listen to some music together. And, you know, there was kind of a point in, like, there was one point we were sitting there, and this is kind of, I guess, a childish thought or whatever, but I was like...
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You know, I kind of wish my mom would give me a little hug or hold my hand or something. I know that sounds crazy to say. I don't mean like hold my hand, but just kind of squeeze my hand. Just something, you know, like we don't see each other that much. And I don't know. This sounds crazy to say this kind of, I guess. But I've said a lot of weird shit over the years. Yeah.
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I was thinking, man, it would be nice if she gave me some sentimental but physical sign of affection. That's what I was thinking, right? And so I'm sitting there next to her, and then I just reached over and grabbed my mom's hand. That's what I did. And, and then we were just kind of held hands for maybe 30 seconds or something, you know, just put my hand on top of hers, let her know that I care.
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Because sometimes it's like you're relaxed and it's raining and then the rain's like, oh yeah, guess what, mother f***er. And it just f***ing shows up. And it just starts like pinging off your car, bouncing off your wife's shoulders and shit. It's bouncing off your stepson or whatever and it makes you care about him. Hail is just, yeah, we got to look into that and see what they're doing.
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Um, and it was just something like for me, like a moment like that is interesting because a lot of my life, I would just sit there and be like, man, I wish there was this moment of affection. Um, but I wish somebody else would do it. Right. Or I, I'm upset that they're not doing it, you know? And then I just did it. I just reached over and yeah, my mom's an older lady, you know?
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That's unbelievable. And where you started – like – So that's why I was stretching.
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Well, you can get dysplasia too. That's one of the things that – So dogs get a lot.
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Resulting in abnormal fit between the ball and socket of the hip.
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Now, were there things where you're having to roll out your legs and stuff?
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It bothers... Yeah. You know, I do notice... I thought about this. Like, we're not supposed to just be sitting around. Like, imagine to say you went in the woods, right?
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It's just acting. Yeah. It's just acting on it, babe. Oh yeah.
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Man, that's so wild. Thanks for sharing that, dude. When you were a kid, how long did it affect you? Say after the accident happened, how long was it like a daily thing that affected you probably?
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Yeah. Most of them are. Some of them are beating, killing. There's some...
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Yeah, most are having a good time. Yeah, there's violence. A lot of it's by the streams. And so, you know, kind of... That's fun. Yeah, it's fun if you're into that.
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Yeah, it sounds like you don't remember things correctly.
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Because it was – they would donate it to you if you prayed a lot or something. So a mom would get a couple of prayers in and then you get free care for the kids or whatever. Good deal.
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No, it's okay, dude. But yeah, so yeah, she would put up, she would like make a bunch of deposits in the confessional or whatever. And then they gave you free childcare for the afterschool, right? And we had this one kid named Jeep was his name. He was named after a vehicle, right?
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So they named him Jeep. I was like, well, that's not how it works. But my buddy Scott's daddy was like, you know what? If he's being mean, you go up on that upper deck and hum a piece of concrete off at him.
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But you talked about on a new podcast. You have a new podcast. Wait, I know this with the guys from Workaholics. You guys started a new podcast.
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That's what I'm saying is I think nature's a blast, right?
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You see it. They're herding the animals. The woodpecker comes down. He makes noise, and people are like, get the fuck out of here.
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It's rare that you have a show, right? Like Workaholics, which was such a hit. And then you now get to have an experience where you guys are still kind of together, even podcasting, right? Mm-hmm. And with Gemstones ending. Mm-hmm. What's it like when something big like that ends? What's it like when a project that you've done for a few years ends?
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I know even just doing a small movie that it was like the last day. It felt like the last day of school. And we were kind of close, but it had only been maybe 30 days.
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Yeah, he's obviously been using or whatever. He's one of the animals that got a hold of a bag somewhere. Absolutely. Who else is rolling up like that?
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Unless he's like Morse coding a message from the heavens or from like ACDC or something, you know. But, you know, I'm sure every animal, they all conjoinively hate that MF-er.
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We, I'm just saying, so stretching like is, um, oh, you said sitting down.
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And to know that he liked the directing side and the thinking about and the program, that he thinks about that more than it seems like he does probably the acting side. Not as a judgment. Yeah.
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So I'm just saying, yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to be sitting down. Like say if you went into nature. Yep. And you saw a bunch of animals. They were doing stuff, scratching their backs on trees, eating berries and tickling each other or whatever. And then there's one animal off to the side who's sitting in a chair and he's vaping or working on his computer. Yep.
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no no no that's right that's the stuff that he talked about why he even got into things that's the stuff that he likes the most like he's like i won't really go back and watch things i like to just be there in that moment when things are trying to are chaotic and how do we figure it out and i was like wow that's kind of fascinating he's a really smart guy he went to film school first and like so he came into the business wanting to be a writer and a director
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Yeah. Next, all you need is a lumber truck and it's a wrap, dude.
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Yeah, those are really great. I want you to check them out. They're at theovonstore.com. And thank you for your support if you choose to purchase one. Today's guest is an actor. He's a comedian. He's a writer. He's... Hell, he was hit by a damn car. You know him from Workaholics and the Righteous Gemstones. He has his own podcast with the guys from Workaholics called This Is Important.
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Yeah, my body starts to, the top starts to lean forward.
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Three Little Pigs roofers? We used to have that group. Oh, I don't know.
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You know, some sweet treats. Time for some hand magic.
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Man, the mainstream media is a big machine. I believe that that's conclusive. There's no more debating that. They shape stories. They hide parts. So we're never really seeing the whole picture. Before you know it, you're stuck in this echo chamber, just getting one side of the story over and over. That's how the algorithms work. That's why I like Ground News.
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It lets you see how different news outlets cover the same story left, right, center. You compare it all in one spot and think for yourself. For example, there's this article right here on Ground News that says White House narrows April 2nd tariffs. Then you can go to another, all the headlines are right there, and you can see all the headlines from the different news sites all on the same page.
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I don't think we've had something like this where you can really, you can shop for your news and look at basically the nutrition facts of it and see, well, which site is giving me the real thing, which site has the most bias in it. You can compare the same headlines, the same articles, From one site to the next, all in one spot. Expand your view of the news. Go to groundnews.com slash Theo.
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He was listening to, I think, a lot of Morissette or something, walking with his headphones on.
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Yeah, for all those things hit rock bottom. You know what? I will say this because they need different types of – because your Jim Stone character, his job is he's a youth pastor.
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Yeah, who keeps just talking about Jessica Simpson all the time.
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I think they should. They should allow if there's just, you know, or maybe they don't have to make it exclusive or include just make it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now there's more like, yeah, there's just more gay people everywhere now and more common.
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The craziest thing was he'd been listening also to Train earlier.
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Where was he? In what district was he hitting people? In what section of the country did he even?
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Yeah. Why do people – it amazes me that people get hit on train tracks.
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But I think that joke only works if he had been listening to the train earlier.
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I think you get the hang of it quick. I think I would commandeer an area of a park. That's what I would do.
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Ron's slinging yotes, yeah. Ron's got a fresh batch of yote on the grill.
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Yeah, we did a good job. But yeah, you believe that they're noise canceling and then you're like, no, they're not that noise canceling. He couldn't hear a train coming. That's wild.
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But they're going to call the police immediately. Poor people would just be like, oh, there's a – that's going to be me in a week.
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You could tell him straight up, hey, I'm going to be back behind your house. I'll live back there every now and then.
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Let's go to this quora right there. It says the top one. It says, do homeless people ever get territorial? Yeah, dude.
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He said one of the problems is, though, this is one of the big mistakes that hobos make. Because are hobos technically people that ride the trains?
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Yeah. A hobo is a migrant worker in the United States. Hobos, tramps, and bums are generally regarded as related but distinct. A hobo travels and is willing to work. A tramp travels but avoids work if possible. A bum neither travels nor works.
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Yeah. My house was... The house we just saw the photo in with the baby and the boat in the yard?
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You got to put both legs down. Put like this. If you don't know if it's really a strong kickback, have your wife lean against your back like this with her arm up.
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And you got to pop off. I think if somebody... You know, I don't know. It's like if somebody came in your room, what would you do? Say you wake up, right? You think there's somebody in your room.
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I'll shoot ya! You start playing that video from Home Alone. Oh, yeah, yeah. The burglars. You dirty animals. Keep the change. They're laughing so hard in the other room, the burglars.
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We got to steal from here more often. Will you keep a home? God, you've had a life riddled with things, man. Yeah, dude. I didn't realize that.
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You've had a lot of riddling going on. Will you keep a home in Charleston? Are you glad to be gone from Charleston?
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Almost had – didn't have to get a cease and restraining or whatever, but it got close to just loitering late at night.
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But that was, yeah, I love it there. I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, Danny McBride said that you and Tony would go and work out a lot over there. Was that a real thing?
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I'm trying to think of a job that I would see. Say if I saw you, oh, mailman, son of – son of mailman.
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Proud. Son of a mailman who's trying to make his father proud.
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Dude, can you believe that male is still a thing? Getting male. Can you believe that right now as we talk, sometime today –
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Yeah, but can you believe somebody's going to do that today? Instead of just emailing us and telling us what they need to tell us, somebody's going to drive over to our house. Yeah, that's wild.
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It used to just be like discounts on avocados and stuff, but now it's like the mail has gotten really, really crazy, man. It's gotten pretty rogue, I feel like.
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AEW. Righteous Jim Simms star Adam Devine hits up AEW.
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Good. I do know him. I really, yeah, he's an exceptional guy.
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So obviously he's been going through a lot, you know. He said these lips haven't seen a school lunch in two years.
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Well, I don't understand. It's like, you're the foodie boys. What are you talking about?
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Yeah. Well, I just think – Yeah, I just, I don't know. There's, yeah, I guess, am I hating on children now? What am I doing? You're right. Yeah, it's okay. I'm excited for them.
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At least do soup or something. At least I want to see them evolve a little.
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Well, just a four-minute conversation about... Pepperoni on – but no information. That's the thing. It's astounding to have four people and walk away from each conversation they do with zero information at all.
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No. So a lot of nerve damage. Was that thing just hanging on? What happened? Because that looks kind of rekindled.
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Oh, you did. Well, you have a lot of, um, you seem like you've been through a lot.
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That was a little wild for me. That guy who did that was starting to be, he was doing a lot of drugs and he was secretly probably touching men in his car or whatever. Men who wanted it.
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That Body Wars thing that comes to all the exhibits, you know, Body World. I think it's called Body World, I believe. And it's also – Body World is pretty incredible, man.
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He like suddenly had a condom in his wallet or something. Or it was like suddenly he was like – he would be like, if the girls come, let me talk to them.
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Yeah, there's nothing you can do to suddenly be in the cool group. And then, like, he was able to talk to older guys now suddenly.
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Really? Since you said that, everyone in the world has agreed with that exactly, including a lot of agencies. It's like, well, look, if we can't get him in a Marvel movie, what are we going to do?
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That's a new way to do a gender reveal, I think. The exhibit is set up so that one starts at the skeletal system.
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How much budget do you need to make an independent movie, though?
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This is Mark Duplass right here. He's made a lot of great stuff.
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But yeah, once she did that, it kind of put you in the hot seat.
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I was like blaming having a kid on just her. Yeah, it's her fault. What are you doing having this fucking kid?
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You're supposed to read the, it says on the wall in there, do not lick on the way out.
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Adam Devine, man. Theo Vaughn. Thanks so much, dude, for hanging out.
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I'm glad to see you. You're physically doing okay. Your family's growing. We got to keep making fun – you have to keep making fun stuff. This was one thing that I thought was really exceptional that Danny McBride said. He goes, you know, I don't know if Hollywood knew that they wanted Eastbound because people are always like, why don't they make shit like Eastbound and Down anymore?
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And he's like, nobody was asking us for something like Eastbound and Down. Nobody was asking us for something like Vice Principal. It was like we just made it and then said we know this is funny and then they jump on it because – You can't expect them to think of the next thing. That's not what they do anymore. He didn't say that's not what they do anymore, but that's what I start to realize.
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If you wait forever to get somebody to sign off on your thing, then it might not happen. You just have to go and try and figure it out. And investing in yourself. That's what I realized.
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You know, but yeah, it's tough. It's tough. It's tough to figure it out. And obviously you and I are, we're speaking from a place where, you know, we can afford to try and make a project. So it's like, you know, not trying to sound like knowing that there's not a barrier to entry to that for regular folks.
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E571 Adam Devine
I agree. It's so different now that you can get a camera. You can get a phone.
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I think you are, dude. Survivor of Cement Truck. Uh-huh. You know, the guys fought in the AEW. The fourth season of Righteous Gemstones going on right now. New projects in the works. The podcast, you can lock in, listen to Adam have ideas, think about things, share everyday stuff on his life with some of the stars.
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E571 Adam Devine
And here's a little bit of Real Bodies exhibit and you just get to see the texture. That's what this reminds you of. You have a very kind of beef jerky from the knees down. But smooth. But smooth. No, it's nice.
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E571 Adam Devine
Yeah, I could just... Sorry. No, don't be. I like it. I haven't heard it in a while. I saw you stretching a little bit. Was that what I saw? Yeah, you did.
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E564 Tom Green
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And is that something that you and your fiancé have kind of – something you've really – is that something you guys have found you like doing together? I mean because to go camping, a lot of people would end up getting separated usually I feel like.
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Was it scary to get engaged? Because you've been married before.
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And then- It was a long time ago, too, yeah. And you hadn't been married since, though?
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This had to be done. That feels like the hard decision. Yeah, I think that's the thing like, yeah, I would like to get married, you know, and I'm just thinking like, man, that day when you're like, all right, I guess I'm going to get married today. That sounds crazy.
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He just dropped three new projects on Prime Video, a comedy special, a documentary, and a scripted show. We'll get into all that. We're excited to welcome Canada's son, Mr. Tom Green.
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E564 Tom Green
Wow, this is so cool. So that right there that you're on is a lake. It's a pond. It's a pond, yeah. Okay, so that's a pond. There's the dock. So usually it's water. Yeah, yeah. Right now you cut the holes. You're pumping the water out of the pond onto the top of the ice, which is on the top of the pond.
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He talked about flooding his backyard. That's cool, yeah. Pretty cool.
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E564 Tom Green
It fell out. At the inauguration, he lost a tooth. Yeah, I chipped my tooth, and I walked up to him. I was like, man, I chipped my tooth, and he's like, oh, yeah, and he showed me this, and he freaking lost one. Him and his wife were looking for it on the ground.
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E564 Tom Green
No. I think he could have been shocked by something he saw. Maybe that took it out. But yeah, he was just missing a grill piece at the inauguration. It was just pretty bizarre. Man, that's cool. Dude, that's amazing. So these are the types of things you're spending time doing up there. You really document it really beautifully. And a lot of that doesn't even have a lot of audio with it.
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E564 Tom Green
It's really just seeing. I've noticed this in some of your videos. It's just kind of seeing what's going on.
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E564 Tom Green
Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Were your parents happy to have you back home? What was that like?
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Okay. That's a standard special. That's on, that's on prime as well, right? Yeah. Yeah.
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E564 Tom Green
when you look back on it, do you ever, do you ever able to figure out a reason why you liked to record things or like what you got out of like, you know, as, cause as we get older, we, you kind of start to get a little bit of a, like a overview kind of, of ourselves even, you know, in the world, maybe a little bit, a little bit of an idea of what we have been doing in the world.
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E564 Tom Green
You ever able to figure any of that out? Kind of like the reasoning behind some of it, like why you liked capturing things or why you liked like pulling the wool over people's, or, you know? Yeah.
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E564 Tom Green
I don't know if they did or not, but yeah, it looks great. Wow, yeah, it looks so.
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E564 Tom Green
You captured so much. You were one of the first people really to just – capture shit and just show it to people kind of, you know, like kind of like not shit, but I mean, just, you know, shit for sure. Yeah. Actually actual shit was involved quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to capture shit and show it to you. What do you mean? Like, this is what we mean.
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And I can totally relate to what you said about, um, dude, I used to, when I was, I guess probably turning around 20 to probably 28, um, I would make postcards and I would send them to my kids that weren't even born yet. Like whenever I was traveling somewhere, I would send them, I would make them out to my kids.
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E564 Tom Green
I just wanted my kids to know that I'd been, I needed there to be some record that I like cared about my children, even though they weren't here yet, which is kind of a crazy thing, but it made me think about what you're saying. Like, and I would scrapbook, I would save things. Like I just wanted there to be,
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like some proof that i felt something in the world and that i existed right i think i just didn't i don't know if i just didn't have a lot of that like or i needed an insane amount of proof and so that's why i did it but yeah i could just rely i could definitely relate to that to wanting to have some uh timeline yeah that's why you know just in case time ever showed up and said hey were you here i could buy well
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, yeah. Yes, here I was, you know? I could show you my homework kind of or something, you know?
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Was it hard to be true to yourself making your own documentary? And no one should probably make your documentary except for you because you're one of the rare cases it feels like that has so much – has documented themselves so much. And I don't even know if it's – I don't know if it seemed like an egotistical way. I don't think it ever came across like that of your footage.
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E564 Tom Green
It just came across that you wanted to have – control over how of yourself you wanted to put yourself out there. Um, but was it hard to make a documentary and not want to like make yourself the hero or something? Or I don't, I've never made a documentary before. Yeah. Yeah. Or was there any of that in it or how do I make this?
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Was there a project that you kind of wanted to do over the years that you didn't really nail or you didn't? That something that didn't happen? Was there something? Because you've just done so much stuff.
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You did? Was it your first time you'd ever directed a movie?
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E564 Tom Green
Oh, yeah, the second – Ebert and Roper. Ebert and Roper. They sent that guy in.
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E564 Tom Green
I don't know. This guy looks like he also likes canned sardines at the same time. So, and these days, who would, nobody even trusts the critics anyway. So it's kind of funny now that it's like- Yeah.
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, David Spitt and I just wrote a movie together, not to name drop or anything. Nice. We did and we just funded ourselves and stuff. And so it's just kind of a scary time I think. So that's why I'm asking that as well. Not scary. It's exciting too. But it's also like, yeah, I just – One day I'll be like, that's something I tried to do.
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I was trying to be creative, and we tried our best, and I got to try it with somebody who I love to watch anyway. Oh, that's cool. So you've written it. Are you going to go make the movie with him?
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, it's like a – no, it's a good question. It's like two guys. One of them gets hit by a vehicle. My character gets hit by a car when he's young. And Spade rescues me.
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And he and I become friends then and he gets me a job years later. We're working together like at a sewage company.
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And it's sort of a seasoned. If I had to direct it too, like I like to like chime in with the director and stuff like that and throw in ideas and stuff like that.
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and uh but it's just definitely a big learning curve it's a lot yeah so i can't imagine especially in our budget it's just a couple million bucks so yeah if it were really big that'd be really i feel like it'd be scary kind of yeah i mean back then we were shooting on film oh things cost more um you know it was it was at the time was considered a low budget movie right but uh
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E564 Tom Green
I think we'll just make a trailer and put it out. Yeah. You know, I'm guessing I have no idea. I'm just, I haven't, part of my brain hasn't even gotten to that thought, that thought yet, you know? That's exciting. But it's, it's definitely feels kind of, yeah, it feels like just like, Well, I wanted to, you know, we tried to do it. Who knows what will happen, you know?
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E564 Tom Green
Everybody's going to love that. It's going to be interesting. Yeah. That's what I'll say. That's what I do. Yeah, I do believe that it'll be interesting. Of course it will. How did you deal, whenever there were tough times, like... because you had so much of like recording yourself, like setting, you know, like kind of like living under your own recording schedule and stuff like that.
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Were there days off? Like when you would just have your show from home, right? Was there days where you would just like take off? What was that shoot schedule like when you were.
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chased him down spark street in ottawa and stopped said you got to come back tomorrow and you know you made him come back because he saw he saw his uh his genius right yeah nobody was like him they just had they were just talking about him uh i just watched the snl monologue that he did one time yeah that was pretty great where he's like they fired me from the show but now they want me back you know yeah which is and how it just didn't even make any make any sense and you just kind of shit on the show yeah um it was weird like because like
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And that lady has the smallest head as well. If people's heads are real small, they should not talk a lot.
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I'm outside of Ottawa, but – And a mule is kind of like the El Camino of horses in a way. It's very much the – you know what I'm saying? It's not me saying, hey, I'm going to get a horse. It's like I'm going to get a mule.
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That lady has a very small head. When people with small heads talk a lot, it feels like they're – they're cheating the system a little bit. I just feel like a regular head, you get a regular amount of words. Small head, less words, don't do too much.
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Yes. Don't be a crazy little head just doing a bunch. Yeah. I dated a girl one time for a while with a small head, beautiful girl, great girl. Mm-hmm. But knew when to talk, when not to talk. You wouldn't see her just yammering on like some big head, you know?
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She had big hair, big kind of Italian-ish hair. And every now and then I would feel her head and I was like, oh, I feel like there should be a little more head here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hiding it a little bit. Yeah, and you'd see it. Probably a little self-conscious of it. Yeah, could have been. But yeah, cool girl, small head, but knew how to use it, right?
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Not somebody that was ambivalent to their head size and is just running around just squawking at the moon every chance they get. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. What do a mechanic and an auto shop owner in Georgia, a taco restaurant operator in Arizona, and a life-saving medical innovator in Tennessee have in common? They're all small business owners and they're all thriving on TikTok.
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The lawsuit alleges that these companies engineer their ultra-processed food products to be addictive and market those products towards children, allegedly causing chronic disease in children. The complaint details the strategic and calculated actions that these companies allegedly took to target children.
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Oh, yeah, I just went to the SNL 50th. Oh, yeah, that's amazing.
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah. I'll get to go to the music night and then I'm buddies with Louis C.K. He took me to Chris Rock's birthday party. Oh, nice. On Saturday night, which was crazy because Chris Rock is always like my favorite comedian growing up and –
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E564 Tom Green
So just to even be able to be there, I definitely felt like out of place or whatever, but it was also cool, you know, just to like, you know, kind of fly on the wall there.
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, a hundred percent. And why, why do you think that is? Just like, it feels like kind of fancy, you know, I mean, I could tell right when I saw Chris Rock, how I felt like some people, you don't get nervous on him or you've seen him a couple of times. And so there becomes a little bit ambiance, you know? But I just didn't know him. And so, yeah, I think that created some of the nervous energy.
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E564 Tom Green
Some other people I did know. So it wasn't that bad. But I got introduced to people that I didn't know. And so you're always like, I don't know. I don't usually say a lot then. I'll kind of just be a listener.
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E564 Tom Green
And I don't know why that is. Why is that? Why is that? Well, I think it's because you're a little bit probably – I don't know how I fit in this circle. There's a lot of circles in the world where I get it.
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. I just didn't know. I hadn't been in that circle before. It's kind of like, I guess when you're in a, I don't know when you're in, just feel like you're in a new water, you're figuring out the temperature. You don't know, you know, you don't want to make a lot of noise at somebody's birthday party. They are seeing friends that they know it's not a huge group of people.
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So you just want to kind of. you know, you don't want to overstay your welcome, you know, kind of type of type of energy, you know, I don't need to tell a big story. Let the, they all, they know each other. I'm just happy to be here. Yeah.
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Happy to be able to see somebody celebrate their birthday to witness people that I admire from a little bit of a way, you know, from a little closer than I'm usually allowed to get to them, you know, online or on TV, I guess. Um, but the SNL thing was, um, We went to the music. They had a music show.
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Yeah. And that's the part that I got to go to, and that was pretty cool. Just seeing different bands. Jelly Roll performed, and so I know him. Nice. And so there was – yeah, and I got to bring a friend, and so I knew – my buddy was – we were just kind of milling around, running into some people that we knew and meeting some new people, but it was pretty chill. Yeah.
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tier of humans there or something you know like there was a first tier and then i was in like this a second tier of humans that were there but that's got to be kind of uh still interesting nonetheless to be there oh it was interesting very interesting because i never you don't even know if like the the the process is real you see it on tv but it's like who knows if that shit's real who knows what's real anymore so to witness that was pretty cool
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Just to be in Washington, D.C. is always pretty neat with all the architecture. But I don't know Trump like that. I'll message with his daughter sometimes, Ivanka. So I'm able to communicate with her. What do you guys talk about? She'll just send me a book that she thinks I would like. Really? We went to dinner one time. She's so smart.
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E564 Tom Green
yeah okay it's mind-blowing yeah yeah yeah um and so go to dinner with her a lot or no i only went one time that's pretty cool was was her husband jared there or was it just you two or he wasn't it was other friends of hers okay yeah i'm not trying to break any news here but it sounds interesting not at all i wish there were news to break dude she's stunning she's awesome
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And then there's like a middleman like who worked with the, I guess, I guess he worked with the Republican Party and he got to invite some people.
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So it was just a motley group of strange people that went to the inauguration.
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He said Baron was a fan of the show and I tried to get to see Baron, but I didn't get to meet him.
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UFC I think is – had everything to do with winning the election probably for the Republicans. Yeah. Yeah. Because Dana White is just such a facilitator. He just gets things done. He kept his sport going while all the other sports were shut down. A lot of them were shut down or having to practice really intense methods during COVID. He was able to keep his sport going.
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And so he brought Trump to a lot of his events because they've been friends for a long time. And so I'd met him there a couple of times. And then I knew his brother died of alcoholism. So I was like, well, let me call him and let me ask Dana if Trump would ever talk about his brother. I didn't know about it, you know? And just to see what he's like, like, is he just all a business guy?
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Does he think about other things? Because when you're... You don't get a lot of – you don't hear a lot about his feelings, Trump's feelings. And if you do, he doesn't communicate it in a way where it's very emotional to people, I don't feel like, right? So I was just curious about that. So, yeah, I called up Dana and he said, we'll make it happen.
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So does it – and that's never something that you wanted? That was never like a thing of your whole life like I want to have this thing? It just kind of – Yeah.
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And then two days later he called back and he said, all good. Somebody from his group is going to reach out to you.
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And we went to him up in New Jersey, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And we would have loved to have had Harris and Walls on. We're still trying to get Walls on. We tried to get Harris on even after the election, but they just didn't want to come. Yeah. And so it was kind of a bummer, you know, because I think— Seems like that was a pretty big mistake.
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Yeah, I think it would just let them be more normal. I think people are – if something's too much behind the glass these days, people don't trust the glass. I don't even think that they don't trust the person behind the glass. I think they just don't trust the fucking glass, if that makes any sense. Yeah. No, it does. Yeah, so I guess that was all kind of interesting.
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I'm kind of out of sorts with the way that they're handling like the Gaza-Palestine stuff. Like that shit really I think is insane to me. But that's just –
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Yeah. It's different. You're nice to have, you know, people will be, somebody will walk across the street in Canada and just come tell you they're sorry. And then go back across the street and then nothing even happened.
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There's no, you've never seen them before, you know? Yeah. But Canada's the best. I think Canada gives me hope for humanity a lot of times. It's good people. I love Canada. There's times I've wanted to be Canadian even.
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That was probably 15, 18 years ago, 17 years ago. And it was great, man. I had a great time.
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I hadn't started. I had just almost started stand-up. I was traveling. I was left out of there on a school, floating university. I left out of Vancouver called Semester at Sea.
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And it went around the globe and we left out of Vancouver, but I went up to Whistler. I went and caught a ride. Some guy took me hitchhiking up to Whistler. I drove me up there. And, um, the dude, the guy who drove me, he was a caretaker for Superman who had died. Remember Superman who got in the wheelchair?
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Christopher Reeves. He was his caretaker. Okay. Okay. This guy, Michael. And, um, I think I met him. I was at some shop right around there. And he was saying he was in the area or something. He's like, I'm taking the drive up to Whistler. I was like, can I roll with you? He's like, yeah. So he took me up to Whistler, man, brought me back. We stopped along the way, went on some hikes and stuff.
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It was amazing. But I've always enjoyed Canada. I used to have a dream that I would meet a wife in Toronto. Yeah. But I went and did two weeks of comedy up there, didn't meet anyone. Yeah, yeah.
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They're great. Halifax was one of my favorite shows I've ever had in my life. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I even made – my little nephew made up this joke. He said – oh, I told it on stage. I was like, yeah, I heard one time that there wasn't any more fish up here. And so they changed the name to No Fish Scotia. And nobody laughed, right? Yeah, sure. That was fucking fun.
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Sometimes there's something great when they don't laugh. Oh, sure. There's some little thing in there. It's like, oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, absolutely. You know? But yeah, always had a great love for Canada. I think it's bizarre that Trump would say something like that. And it's also like, it just... But what do you expect out of him, you know?
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And what do you expect about the media to spotlight things and make it whatever it is, even if it's a seed of something, to grow it into a million plants, you know?
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I went – who did I meet? I met this kid, Alexander Wang. We just had a podcast episode with him. He created this company called Scale AI. He's like this AI. He's the youngest billionaire ever, this Chinese kid. Oh, my gosh. From New Mexico. Wow. Fascinating dude.
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So I ended up having lunch with him. That was probably the neatest thing that happened that weekend. Did he pick up the tab? I think I paid, actually. You paid? I didn't know he was a billionaire.
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That's why he's a billionaire. He's letting everyone else pick up the tab. I was just happy to be dining with the Chinese, you know? Yeah, that's amazing. Oh, it was great, man. Yeah. And then who else? Something else happened at night. Oh, I saw Wayne Gretzky lost his tooth. And then anything. I saw Joe Rogan for a few minutes. I saw Tony Hinchcliffe from Kill Tony. And then that was kind of it.
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And then I went home. It was too much, like too hard to get around. I saw Lex Friedman. That was pretty neat. I'd never met him. He's a podcaster.
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Oh, nice. Yeah, so it was just, that was kind of, those were some of the neat parts of it. Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. Just getting to see some different folks. Yeah. I think they're having issues even in America. I just saw that there's a part of Oregon that wanted to secede from Oregon.
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Do you think you'll have – now that you're kind of feeling settled out there, do you think – do you start thinking about starting a family or no?
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For a while, did you think that that wasn't going to be a part of your life?
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, I think that's how I think about it because I think when you're younger, like you have this feeling of like this young love energy type of thing and that starts to –
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It feels that feels less possible the older we get kind of, you know, it just starts to dissipate or it's like, oh, well, I just I'm too wise now or I've had too much experience now that I'm never going to have that sort of like whimsical feeling of like, you know, that a 17 year old or a 23 year old would have, you know.
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But it's nice to know that that can kind of sneak up and surprise you, you know.
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Yeah, that's interesting. I can totally relate with that and what you're saying about L.A. L.A. just feels like this kind of – it's almost like L.A. doesn't have a memory in it. It feels like – I don't know. Other places I think especially if it's a place that's a little more grounded, it feels maybe more meaningful for some reason. I don't know.
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E564 Tom Green
Well, no. It does make me think that I think there's this feeling in LA that if you meet somebody, you're going to have to eventually get them to leave here, right?
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E564 Tom Green
I've always felt that thing like, well, if I met somebody, would they ever leave here with me? Because I'm not going to stay here forever. Right.
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So that I think is a, yeah, I think that's totally common.
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E564 Tom Green
I live in Tennessee. I moved during the pandemic too. In Nashville? Yeah. Oh, cool. I moved during the pandemic. What was true? Whenever Trump was talking about Canada, what was, can you bring it up, Nick? I just want to know what he even was saying. Like, what were they threatening? They were threatening the tariff. Canadian goods, just so our listeners can know what exactly was even going on.
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Tariffs are a central part of Trump's economic plans. He promised to introduce import duties against some of America's main trade partners during his election campaign. He said tariffs will boost US manufacturing and protect jobs as well as raising tax revenue and growing the economy. Fentanyl is linked to tens of thousands of overdose deaths.
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Taking bold action to hold Mexico, Canada, and China accountable to their promise of halting illegal immigration and stopping poisonous fentanyl and other drugs from flowing in our country. It just seems kind of vague. Yeah, I think it's sort of like... But like, what would you do? Like, I'm trying to see, say if you bring a bunch of stuff into my country, right?
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E564 Tom Green
Say if you and I live in different countries and you bring a bunch of stuff into my country, I bring a bunch of stuff in your country. And then you say, okay, I'm going to tax that more. I'm going to charge you more to bring that in. if you don't help stop the fentanyl that's coming in. I just – I don't know. How would you then do that?
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What would you then – on your side, would you say, okay, we'll put more, what, drug dogs and security along the border?
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That's what I would think. I wonder if maybe you guys got grandfathered into some late-night Trump rhetoric there. Who knows?
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That's one thing I don't like about the NBA anymore. All the players, it just seems like they all know each other. Nobody's really playing for their squad sometimes.
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E564 Tom Green
What else did I see in the news that I just saw was happening? Oh, yeah. It was that contraception begins at erection now. So there's a law that they're pushing. Ohio Democratic lawmakers propose conception begins at erection.
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Yeah, they're trying to put it on the men a little bit more. So what exactly are they going to do about this now? Well, a new bill in Ohio would make it a crime for men to ejaculate without intending to have a baby.
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And they put a monitor like wraps around your wiener and it just like, it just goes off if it gets too hard.
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Yep. Let's zoom in on... I'm going to read it a little bit. Okay.
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No, this is one of those good radishes that they have out there.
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If you're going to penalize someone for an unwanted pregnancy, why not penalize the person who is also responsible for the pregnancy? Now, I can't say I don't agree with this. It's like... Then you're going to have a lot more people. $10,000 per discharge. But here's the thing. Some dudes are just running around, skeeting or whatever they call it.
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E564 Tom Green
I don't know what they call it in different countries, but they're not going to have an extra 10K on them. The court system would be filled with every – Every kid in the world, every 14-year-old kid.
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Look, I'm going to say you don't get pregnant on your own. Representative Anita Somani, Democrat, Dublin said –
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communism is it absolutely yeah absolutely she introduced legislation that would make it a felony to discharge semen without the intent to fertilize so money and state representative tristan raider uh joined forces to propose a bill nicknamed conception begins the direction there are some exceptions such as when protection or contraceptions are used during sex it also wouldn't apply when an individual is masturbating oh okay donating sperm or that's a relief yeah
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Or if the intercourse has taken place between members of the LGBT plus community and this doesn't produce over. So gay people would be able to just jerk off on each other and they don't suffer any of the consequences. But if us straights, if a couple of straights get caught. You know, discharging. This is unfair on so many levels. Well, it's just it's beyond ridiculous what's going on here.
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Republican activist Austin Beigel laughed. It's a mockery of the most basic biological conceptions.
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Well, I think their purpose in this was saying if you think it's absurd to regulate men, you should think it's equally absurd to regulate women. So Mani responded. I'm guessing that there was an original idea that— I see, I see.
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So, huh. I don't know, man. It's a good idea. I'd run up a tab. I know that.
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E564 Tom Green
Did you – when you hosted SNL, what was that like for? Do you recall kind of some of the energy of that night?
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E564 Tom Green
Fort Wayne, Indiana on April 26th at the Allen County War Memorial Coliseum. And Miami, Florida on May 10th at the Kaseya Center. We also have tickets remaining in East Lansing, Victoria, B.C. and the Canada College Station. Belton, Texas, Oxford, Mississippi, Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Nashville, Tennessee, Winnipeg in the Canada and Calgary in the Canada. All tickets at TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R.
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Like this is part of the team. It's not just Tom Brady.
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Oh, yeah. My sister's like that. If you touch her lunch, you know, she fucking gets a little animated. If you grab any of her takis out of her little dish.
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It was cool. It's par for the course a little. Cause yeah, I mean, even Adam Sandler the other night was singing. He had a musical tribute that he did to the 50 years. And, um, He referenced a couple of times about people having sketches that they wrote that didn't get on the show. So I think that seems like it was just a weekly occurrence.
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E564 Tom Green
And of course you want to go in there with a little bit more comfort zone for yourself. You know, it's like, yeah, if we can write a couple of them or we can have some manipulation over them, it's probably going to make you feel more comfortable, you know?
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E564 Tom Green
That's the West Hollywood Aquarium right there, brother. I'll tell you that, huh?
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I'm from Louisiana. I live in Tennessee now. Louisiana. But yeah, it gives you – yeah, there's a sense of like – yeah, that you've been out of your soil for a long time, that you've kind of –
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But also it's great that you did though. It's so epic. Yeah. And yeah, I think you're right about, that's like a lot of things in life. You're like, man, I wish I had gotten a trial run or I had a little bit of an idea of how the feelings were or what the energy was like in that space or that room or like, man, there's been things you go out on a stage, part of a show or a,
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some type of thing, and you just play the room totally wrong. That didn't seem like that, but there's definitely times like that in life, and you wish you're like, man, I wish I'd get one more swing at it.
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E564 Tom Green
Oh, yeah, for sure. Was Michael Jackson there whenever you guys played? Who was y'all's musical guest?
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Oh, there's definitely a ton of nostalgia that I love, you know? I think it makes sense that a part of you wants to kind of go back where you came into the world at or be there, you know, to see people that care about me, see people that I care about. I wonder if you've gotten enough of the adventure out of your system in some ways.
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E564 Tom Green
No worries. Yeah, Tom Hanks was there the other night. I didn't get to see him. Oh, I got to see Madonna. She's little. Okay, where was that? Such a little baby carrot. What? She was at that SNL thing.
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E564 Tom Green
I've got to check her out. When you have these, you beat cancer, right? Has it flared back up?
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And what are the lymph nodes like? Is that actually in the testicle or is that in the body?
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E564 Tom Green
God, brother. The tariffs they would rack up, they'd make a million bucks a night in that state. That's not a bad idea.
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You can still have the adventure, but just have it from there, you know?
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And I think also the part like you're saying about this is the first time you'd ever like planted plants. You're like, I'll see these. I've always felt like my life was very transient, like I was just passing by. I've never been the type of guy to get like a lot of furniture or artwork or anything. I'm always just like, I don't know how long I'm going to be here. And it's always in here.
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E564 Tom Green
So a lot of hernias in Canada too. What country has the most hernias you think?
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According to available data, countries in South Asia and sub-Saharan Africa tend to have the highest prevalence of hernias, particularly in regions with lower socioeconomic status, with countries like India and parts of Tanzania showing significantly higher rates compared to high-income nations. This is largely due to factors like limited access to health care and higher rates of manual labor. Wow.
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E564 Tom Green
Oh, yeah. We used to see them all the time when we were kids. And the Chinese kid on the bike, remember that? That world record book? Yeah. They'd have a 15 or 16, a whole just a starter pack of Asians hanging off a bike.
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E564 Tom Green
Was that probably the worst accident you ever endeared?
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I'm in my 40s and it's still I still kind of operate like that. But. At a certain point, it's like, yeah, you want something that's a little bit more settling. And if you found a fiance, I'm sure that kind of helped a little bit.
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E564 Tom Green
So that was – You just had to lay on the – you just had to lay in bed for a while, huh?
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Those are sexy. I'll spend 10 grand on those things, huh? Look out, Ohio. Jeez, yeah, my gosh. Yeah.
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I'm going to be in Ottawa. I'm not sure, actually. I think sometime before the – I guess May, maybe. Oh, cool, cool. But I'll have to let you know before I'm going to come. Yeah, I will definitely. It'll be so cool to come see the farm. Yeah. Do you think, like, with a lot of the new stuff you're shooting now or some of the stuff that I see on your YouTube channel, it's a little bit more –
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artistic in some way. I don't know if that's a word. Yeah. Yeah.
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E564 Tom Green
I mean, yeah. Do you notice you like almost, it almost seems like it's almost like you'd want to shoot like a feature, like a movie. I can't tell, you know, I don't know. Cause you know, sometimes we have things that start to happen and then it becomes something else, you know? But when I'm watching it, I feel like I'm,
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E564 Tom Green
Yeah, that's what it feels like. It's like ASMR for your eyes kind of.
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I think people are as desperate for that as they've ever been in some ways. I think things have gotten – we're operating at a speed that we don't even feel comfortable in sometimes. Our brains are having to. But yeah, that's what it feels like. It feels like some type of an ASMR or some – it feels calming, man. That's what it feels like.
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And yeah, I'm just curious because you're always – you've just always been a creator. You're just always creating. You're always finding some way to – I don't know if it's to incite, to get a reaction out of people.
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E564 Tom Green
We're glad you did, man. Tom, thanks so much for all the entertainment over the years. Yeah, man. I just appreciate you spending time with me. Congratulations on the new engagement.
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Yeah, I'm going to come pet that donkey, man, when I get up there.
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yeah, you'll meet a lot of women. You're like, I never have a period when I'm in Sedona or whatever. And you're like, well, that's... What are we talking? You know what I'm saying?
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Today's guest is a comedian. He's an actor. He's a filmmaker. He's an innovator. He's a visual entrepreneur. who really laid the blueprint for podcasting and prank shows in all types of genres. He's had one of the most unique and legendary careers in comedy, from the Tom Green show on MTV to as many movies like Freddy Got Fingered, Road Trip.
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E564 Tom Green
A lot of women are keeping crystals in the wrong places probably, you know, but yeah, you meet a lot of wow of people who are into that sort of thing. But I think that's probably like, I mean the natives, it always feels to me like the natives were probably so in touch, more in touch with the earth and locked in on like the feeling of like the best places to be.
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E564 Tom Green
That's why they love to be in and like the Dakotas and in the black Hills and stuff like that. Um, and so to be able to go to one of those ruins, I bet, I bet there's still a lot of like, uh, Just a lot of prehistoric or like native connection that's just looking for souls to pass through. Yeah.
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E555 Dave Smith
You know, I just went through this on my phone and computer. I had to get it all figured out. I was paying for extra services that I didn't want. You know, they had some different annual, some of them were annual, some of them were monthly. There were things I couldn't believe I was still involved in. Rocket Money helped me figure that all out.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you have people, too, who lost their grandfathers, who lost their siblings, who lost their great grandfathers to helping liberate other groups and helping around the world, helping be those military presence around the world, you know, and who served.
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And they thought that that meant something, you know, that there was some value, that it meant something, that the American flag hasn't hadn't just been pitted by Americans. hadn't just been divided as if it was a conservative emblem. That's crazy to think that somebody got fucking half of America to think that the American flag stands for like rednecks or something. Think about that shit.
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People don't want to think about that. People don't want to think that... Oh, that's true. There's a little part of me that caught – that took that bait. You know what I'm saying? And wondering who has put the bait in front of you. And then see the hook, man. There's a fucking hook.
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Like what are we even talking about now? And then I think that that's all changed. It's like you have Democrats that are Republicans now. You have people that don't know. You have a ton of people that want to be libertarians that don't know what it is. And so that's one of the reasons why I think we wanted to learn from you what it is. What does a libertarian idea of health care look like?
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And, or yeah, freedom of religion. They hate any of that. There was all these, it was like, but the only way you could get that information was through like the main network. Yeah.
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Yeah, there's another part in that book where Marty Makary, that doctor who's just, who got, is going to be appointed by Trump. He talked about how, yeah, there was a guy whose father had like a stroke and they kept him in the hospital and they could do a procedure. And they're like, it's like $150,000. And the guy's like, what the fuck? We can't do that.
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And they just, they kept kind of like holding them off. And eventually they're like, yeah, it's $15,000. Yeah, it's just insane. Every couple of days, they would just call him back like, we'll do it now, we'll do it now. And he was visiting America from another country, and he decided just to go back to his own country and have it done there.
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But he was just shocked at how just the price went down because they were going to possibly lose the patient, right? Which is the way that businesses should be, the potential that you could lose the customer. What about the Federal Reserve? What is it? And is it fucking us? Oh, yeah. Totally. Oh, it's the worst thing. I've heard about this. Ben Askren.
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It's the worst thing about our government is the Federal Reserve. Because I noticed this. If I make money and I pay taxes on it, right? And then if I use that money to pay somebody for something, they have to pay taxes on it. If I die... I get taxed like 30, 40 percent on the money that I'd already paid taxes on.
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E555 Dave Smith
Let's order that book, The Creature from Jekyll Island.
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E555 Dave Smith
We'll have to order it right now, but let's go back to that Federal Reserve. It's a great book.
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The federal government sets the salaries of the board's seven members, seven of the board's seven governors, and it receives all the system's annual profits after dividends on member banks' capital investments are paid. The Federal Reserve earned a net income of $100.2 billion in 2015 and transferred $97.7 billion to the U.S. Treasury. So they make some money in there. They made $5 billion.
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E555 Dave Smith
Well, so basically – Let me say the gold standard was a monetary system that linked a country's currency to a set amount of gold. So our currency was actually backed by an actual gold. Yes.
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Yeah, the gold standard was largely abandoned during the Great Depression before being reinstated in a limited form.
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Today's guest is a comedian, a podcaster, and a social commentator. You know him from his show, Part of the Problem, and you also know him from Legion of Skanks with Big Jay and Luis J. Gomez. We get into a lot of topics in this one, one of them being the Israel and Palestine conflict. which we've been learning about on this show over the year.
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Is that right? And that standard was that for every ounce of gold, we had so much money, $35. And then other countries had penned their currency to the dollar.
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They can print as much money as they want to with no limit. It says the Nixon shock was the effect of a series of economic measures, including wage and price freezes, surcharges on imports, and the unilateral cancellation of the direct international convertibility of the United States dollar to gold.
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Although Nixon's actions did not formally abolish the existing Bretton Woods system of international financial exchange, the suspension of one of its key components effectively rendered the Bretton Woods system inoperative. Wow. And what happened to all the gold in Fort Knox then? Your guess is as good as mine. Can we look that up?
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What happened to all the gold after the Bretton Woods system happened?
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You know, we got to get in that bitch. I'm going to ask Trump if I get to see him. Vance would give us an honest answer, I think. Are you going to the inauguration? I think I'm going to go because – well, first of all, I got excited to go. I got invited to go. And then I never will get to go again. Are you going?
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Yeah, you have to go. Yeah. And I love that you always seem to have like this open-ended, like you're not really, you're not attached. You don't, it feels like you don't really attach yourself to, you don't get overly attached.
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I think it's not good for you. Yeah, I think, you know, I think that's really how I am. I'm not like, I'm not the, I was never the biggest Republican or the biggest Democrat. I feel like I was always, I mean, I guess I voted Democrat, had voted Democrat most of my life, you know, but I want there to be more parties than there are.
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You know, I want, I just want things to be real or I just want to know what's really going on. I just don't like being like taken advantage of. That's the thing I don't like. And so, yeah, I think that's my biggest curiosity, you know, usually is, Um, it's trying to think, trying to get things to be fair. Um, and yeah, just have a voice if I'm right or wrong.
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You know, I tried, you know, I tried to speak up for what I felt like was, seemed like try to be the best, you know, or whatever I thought was the best. But then sometimes you're also so deceived. You don't know. And that's one thing that's kind of fascinating about life. And that's one thing that I think does get me up these days. It's like,
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What a tricky fucking little Game of Thrones we're in, right? And everybody should feel that way. And you get up and you see where are they tricking you? Who's tricking me? Who's fucking me? Who am I fucking? You know what I'm saying? And it's crazy.
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That's a dirty fucking Halloween. And your life is at stake, and that's what does put some that's what fucking put something on the line, you know? Yeah. And that is something that's kind of inspiring, man. Yeah. And yeah. And if you don't speak up and you don't try to say like, yeah, it just like, that's what you got to do, man. Use your fucking voice. You know what I'm saying? Use your voice.
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Um, is there anything that you would like to talk about, Dave? You have a tour coming up or anything like that?
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Ooh, wow. That should be fun. Maybe Nick Swartzen will be down there at the bar. He spent a year in Key West during COVID at the fucking... Is that true? Yeah, dude, he went. This is alleged. And I love Nick. And he came here and told the story. I think he spent a million dollars at a hotel there.
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I heard that you ran up a bill at the hotel there that was like astronomical.
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If you tipped, did you tip? I always tip. What do you think it was? When you say a lot of money, how much was it?
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But then also, man, it's so like – spike. That's nice. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. The world might be ending. I might have like lung AIDS or whatever the kid, you know, whatever they were calling COVID. And I'm going to go sit. I'm going to have a margarita and listen to some Jimmy Buffett.
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Yeah. Yeah. Montana is great. There's a great place to eat there. Can you look up the farm in Bozeman, Montana? I think that's what it's called.
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Yeah, New Orleans is a one-of-a-kind type place to do comedy. Oh, there's the crew right there. Attell, Dylan, Bobby Kelly. Who all is in there? Is that Bert in the back? Mark? Yeah, that is Bert, Mark. Lewis Jay. Look at him. Lewis Jay with eyeliner on. I know. God, that's hot. There's Christine, right? No, what is her? Christine.
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Oh, I've seen her before. I was just there two days ago, yesterday. That's a fun room. It is great, man. Austin, dude, it's really... I'm like, man, you can do so much standup there. It's like the new Hollywood it feels. It's like the new comedy. It really feels, this is the time I really felt it.
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Oh, I can imagine that. Say if I'm going to my church or my religious place, my place of worship. Oh, yeah. And there's a guy sitting over there. And a foreign military. Right. Foreign group loudly drinking out of a juice box or something and pouring a loud candy in his hand because he doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. He doesn't even probably recognize that my religion even exists. He may not.
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Part of that's getting older, too. Yeah, it is. Did I know since you said you're Jewish, did I offend you with anything I said? No. OK.
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Yeah. Sometimes some stuff is hard to talk about. I think I'm trying to do a better job this year of like being brave about trying to talk about some things, even if it feels kind of scary. Yeah. Sometimes I have a tough time like – like saying, hey, slow this down so I can make sure I know what I'm thinking too.
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Like it's been a – learning to be in conversations has been – it's harder than you think I think sometimes.
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Yeah, I'm going to try to focus on that a little bit more or unfocus on it a little bit. Just leave a little bit more room for things. What was one other thing I was going to say? Yeah. I love the way you're able to think and share. You always feel to me like you are being genuine to what you believe. That's something that I think is important because I think that people can know that that's true.
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Whether you're right or wrong about stuff, you feel like, well, this is how I feel and this is what I think. I just appreciate it. I feel like we're in a special time where people are trying to figure stuff out.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah. And a lot of it's learning and it's just interesting, man. We're lucky to be able to be alive and think out loud and grateful to anybody that listened. And you got Skank Fest in New Orleans later this year. You have ComicDaveSmith.com. ComicDaveSmith.com.
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Yep. And Dave, thank you so much, man. And best of luck this year with comedy and everything, man. And I might see you at the inauguration, bro. Hell yeah, dude. All right, man. Have a good one, brother. Thanks for having me. Bye.
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He may or may not. But either way, that's going to make me.
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It was going on since – Yeah, we had some guys come on and talk about – Israel and Palestine, just like the histories of both of them. You know, it was cool. We had Rabbi Wolpe come on and we had Basim Yusuf come on. And just to give like the two different kind of different sides and take us through some of the different perspectives of history.
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But yes, so this was the message right here that Osama had written, right? Yeah. And so those were some of his big issues. Yes, looks like it here. I can't – OK, criticism of American military bases in the Middle East, condemnation of U.S. support for Israel, accusation of U.S. exploitation of the region.
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We recorded this on Monday, January 13th, which is why there was no talk of the ceasefire. Just wanted to make that note. I'm really grateful for his time and his insight. And today's guest is comedian Dave Smith. And I mean that's most of my goal each day is to just babysit myself a lot of it.
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I mean, depending on what perspective you look up, Robin hood is a tale of a terrorist. It depends on what perspective you look at it through.
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When you look back to American history, I mean, what we did to the Native Americans, sure, they had huge beef amongst each other, but they were also... blatantly lied to and taken advantage of countless times by other people that had come in, you know, by white settlers that had come in or, um, and by the Spanish as well.
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You know, a lot of times it all gets put onto, uh, honkies or whatever, but it was also darker honkies, the Spanish, you know, just so you know, we don't even consider them white. Okay. So it was really your beef is with each other. But, um, but let's, so let's, let's tie this back into the Tik TOK. Okay. So, um,
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You're saying that it's because – and this – I believe that, yeah, one of the main reasons TikTok has been banned is – or is there's a threat of the ban or the force of the sale is because they don't want it to be in the hands of a place where they can't have the other side of the story come out, whether it be about Palestine or about anything. Yeah.
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We're our worst enemy a lot of the same time because it's like we want certain things, but we're not willing to let go of any comforts or any – or really battle some of our addictive natures. I think some of that too is just a side effect of capitalism and a side effect of comfort over time and a side effect of like kind of deterioration of our society.
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Like even if you look at like – I was reading this the other day about pornography. Like a lot of the – the videos in private, someone will be like dad's daughter. Dad's when you really think about the fact that that's how they're, you know what I'm saying? It's like, there's somebody has a dark goal to tear down like the little things like family, things that matter. You know what I'm saying?
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That guy sounds like he was building a – like he was literally using you to build a case for a future indictment he was going to face. But no, it's kind of – He came out with it really quickly too. Like it was – He's like, we just signed, signed this petition right here.
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Um, but let me, I'm trying to tell this. What were we talking about in my mind? Just like tick tock. And then, but tick tock. Yeah. Like, um, yeah, we're also part of the, our own product. It's like, we just keep creating this stuff, but, um, or just ridiculousness.
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We, and we get addicted to the ridiculousness, but also some of that's part of the freedom of just being in a place where you can make whatever you want. Um,
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and you have that like freedom of creation kind of to an extent or freedom of your own creativity some places you can't even really be creative in because it's not um it's not not allowed but the expressions of certain creativities aren't um yeah i don't buy the chinese i don't i don't know if i buy the chinese thing or not because to me it's like aren't all these apps like
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I think I would like to get to that point, get a spouse or get a spouse or something. Yeah.
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Yeah, and you could ask a regular – I'm a pretty regular guy, I think. And I don't mean that in like a braggy way. I just feel like I try to be smarter sometimes. It's hard for me. And then I realize I just have to try my best at where I'm at. And I thought immediately Russia. I was like they're running out of steam. They have an old dude. A lot of people go over there for perverted stuff.
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It's like I could certainly see a lot of our leaders passing through there. And you know what I'm saying? We'll do a few favors for Russia because they don't want some videos getting released. But I don't think that this... They don't seem like they're on the cusp of... of like holding us at bay for something. You know, I just immediately, they didn't pass the smell test to me.
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I'm like, well, because if news is getting out there, right, about all types of things, it could be like there was also a lot of Barbara O'Neill. Did you see those clips? She's a medicine woman. an Australian medicine woman, but there was a lot of like natural remedy stuff that started to just be put out there. Like, I don't know if it was valid or not, but it was like, you would see a ton of it.
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Like, like, so basically opposition to all these medicines, all these like prescriptions you need. Like, so I could see certainly how no, but like the powers that be, if they exist, don't want a lot of this type of information out there. Oh yeah. And especially with Palestine, you know, I don't think, You know, I don't understand, you know, I don't understand what's going on over there.
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He got loopholed in, I think, 33, 34. That's getting an early start. Loves it. Tanning, listening to him argue, stuff like that. It's down in Florida. So it's a, yeah, he gets all of that. Three meals a day or like two and a half meals. I'm not sure what they're doing.
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But you're not letting the news out. That's the thing, right? You're not letting people get a fair take of what could potentially be going on there, right? You're not letting it – you're doing everything you can to stop that.
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Oh, well, I think it's like I'm not an anti-Israel guy. I am a – but that guy seems – it just seems he gives me this vibe that it's evil, right? And it's not something I'm making in my head. It's something that starts inside of me. It's not like I'm –
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Because I know it because I knew it when I went to Cuba when I was in college and I would see people that would come up to the windows and they weren't allowed to share what they – they had to whisper if they wanted to tell you something, right? Or when we went to the libraries there and they only had books that started at Fidel. Their history books started at fucking Fidel. Yeah, that's crazy.
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So if you're a kid and you wanted to – you couldn't – you didn't exist. Your grandparents didn't even – whoever – your essence didn't exist, you know? So – And they had – I read a quote somewhere that the Netanyahu guy, that his father said that – oh, he didn't like Arabs, right? And he didn't like the essence of it. of Arabs. And that to me was just like a thing.
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Like that's the same type of shit. It seemed like that Hitler would have said, like, I don't like whatever the, the, the granule, the grain, I don't like this, the, the Adam of this person. I don't know, man, maybe. And I don't know. No, it's listen. I mean, it's a, there's, you know, my, it just makes me say, and the biggest thing, it just breaks my heart.
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Like, and so I know when that kind of shit's happening, where my feel, it's like,
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that's where it comes from it's like you know it just like i don't know i've always had a barometer for like the underdog i think you know and maybe that's all maybe some of it's that too you know i don't know everything i don't know a ton of history you know but but yeah some of that shit it just fucking hurts when you think about how many children have been killed how many kids have been killed over there estimation
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Gaza. If you tell the kid, like, where are we going to go? You know what I'm saying? If you're like, we're going to go to Yemen or Gaza, they're going to go there.
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Conservative figures show that more than 6,000 women and 11,000 children were killed in Gaza by the Israeli military over the last 12 months.
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It seems like it to me, yeah. For today – like as of right now, I think the estimates are much higher. Dude, here's the toughest part. A lot of my Jewish friends are heartbroken by this, man. And they'll come to me and we'll be talking about it because – And they're just like, it's just sick that this is the guy who's representing us, you know, and that this is the choice.
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I don't understand why, but I guess if you live in Israel, then you feel like, well, these people are going to kill us. And so you don't have, you have to, you have no choice but to support your, governor.
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Some guy's just fucking... Like, look at this chump. Some guy just zoned out.
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Yeah, well, that's the crazy thing. And the toughest part is the people are the ones who have to go and shed the blood. The people are the ones who have to have the blood shed based on what their leaders, who they elect and they would never elect them and tell them to do that, then choose to do.
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That's what I'm just like, how does this – but then that's how things – that's just being alive, I guess, in human sometimes, as sad as that is. Or that's just how humanity has gone for a long time and society has gone and war has gone. But yeah, you have to think how many Iraqi people who –
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had nothing to do with 9-11, if they had nothing to do with it, were affected by our military presence over there and are just waiting in the wings.
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Some dude just hopped up on ED pills, you know? That's got to be the scary thing, I think, when you get to a certain age is risking going for the erection because of the blood, just moving all the blood to one, you know. Oh, yeah.
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Is there something that I guess that, yeah, I guess I don't understand why we would support it while they're doing that murdering. Yeah. Well, and then even if you, unless there's something I don't understand, like, that's also the thing that's like, Are they just our best friend from a long time and that's just what it is?
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I worry that I just also don't understand the history of much as why there is so much support there. Well, it's been – But you have to have a support in the Middle East. You have to have like a friend in there.
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Yeah, the Carter Doctrine was a policy proclaimed by President of the United States Jimmy Carter in his State of the Union address on January 23rd, 1980. which stated the United States would use military force if necessary to defend its national interests in the Persian Gulf.
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So there's a ton of business interests over there, and there's a ton of like peacekeeping or what we believe is peacekeeping over there.
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So this was saying that if the Soviets intervene, then we're going to come and defend Iran.
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It just shows you how much we've had like once you become this thing that's this entity that's trying to control everything, how many – it's hard to keep – they say like it's hard to keep track of the lies or whatever. That's not really it, but it's hard to – it just seems like hard to manage.
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It's hard to be an air traffic controller for the world, you know, especially when the planes have different religions and ideas and histories and beliefs and, um,
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you know uh hopes you know it's that's oh it's it's insane i mean the job yeah i mean imagine it's just impossible it's impossible that's what i'm saying it seems impossible and especially at a time when our own country is struggling so much and i don't know may i hope yeah i don't mean to be like mean to israel i just don't understand i you know i love my jewish friends i don't understand that shit though i don't understand um why uh
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why they're doing that over there. And then I think it falls in the power of the wealthier person to figure it out. Well, that's right.
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That's obviously you need that side. Don't push me. Don't push another bullying video at me. Yeah. Unless that's going to be the first one that you fucking recite. Right. Exactly. That's the thing. And that's the shit I don't understand sometimes. Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand how we would have media that would be like so anti-bullying and then this fucking bullying is going on.
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And it's like, well, what kind of – who's believing you? Or what are we doing? I don't know. And also I don't fucking know, dude. And I'm like nine days up in nicotine. Oh, are you really? Yeah. You gave up nicotine? Yeah. Yeah.
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I was smoked. I was I was vaping. OK, I was vaping. It's sad to say it as an adult to like slipping off to slurping on.
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But yeah, but if you go on your porch now and light a pipe, somebody will shoot you with a fucking musket.
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And they'll just fucking pull right up and fucking pop one in you. But so do you believe that the TikTok ban, what do you really believe? Or do you think we're still figuring it out? Do you think that our elected officials will let it stay around? Trump seems like he's wishy-washy on it. He does, yes.
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As the deadline for a potential TikTok ban in the U.S. approaches billionaire and former Los Angeles Dodgers owner. Oh, hell yeah. Frank McCourt's Project Liberty confirmed making a formal offer to ByteDance, a platform's Chinese parent company, to buy the social media platform. giants, American assets.
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And he was going to do it with, in conjunction with one of the guys from, um, um, sharks, good evening, sharks, whatever that show is shark dance or whatever. Shark boy. No, there's a woman, shark tank, shark tank. There you go. Shark tank. Who was it? Danny or something from shark tank. One of them billionaires was gonna throw in, um, Kevin O'Leary. So him and Kevin O'Leary, I believed, uh,
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I believe, don't quote me on that, was supposed to be. The videos are short on TikTok, right? Isn't that the idea? Some of them now can be longer. Some of them can be, I think 90 seconds is the length on Instagram. TikTok can be a couple minutes now.
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It is kind of true. TikTok videos can range from three seconds to 60 minutes long, depending on how you film or upload the video. But this also could have been from chat GBT. I don't know where from AI this fact. And so who knows if they're harboring that from years ago and today videos or images and TikTok stories can go up to 15 seconds long with a display after 24 hours.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting, man. That's certainly, yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah, at least you're kind of out there meeting people. There's definitely everything. There's like people shooting each other. There's Mexican stuff. There's dancing. There's, you know... Uh, bacchanalia. There's people getting their nails done. Sometimes you pop into a live. You don't even know what's going on.
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You're just in some kids live and he's eating a burger. There's some kid eating. Look at this fucking burger. There's some kid like in a broth who lives like the under a brothel or something in Scotland. And somebody gave him a big burger and he just made this video. He's like, look at this burger. And it's like eight parties, eight parties stocked up boys. Yeah. And it fucking went crazy, right?
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And that kid could be the next governor of Glasgow, right? But it's like, that's the thing. I think because people also can maybe over time, maybe they get to know you. I don't know what it is. But yeah, I think it's fascinating, man. And TikTok, it does pull more of my information. And that's the only thing. I just want it to be fair. That's my thing. I just want it to be fair.
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Don't say that this truth can't come out if this truth can't come out. Like, just make it fair. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. If America isn't a country that's American and it's a country that's owned by other countries, tell me that. If that's the case, but just let me live through the truth.
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And I never liked fucking rich people anyway, bro. Facts, dude. I fucking hated them. I didn't hate them, but I didn't fucking like them. Yeah. You know? I don't, yeah, I just, I don't know. And maybe, yeah, and I have money now and that's true, but I'll never fucking really have money, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Not like deep inside of me. You know what I'm saying?
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Like that part of me will never have any fucking money, bro.
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Oh, deep inside, dog. I'm a real fucking wigger, son. You feel me? What else? Oh, but Kevin O'Leary, I think I wanted to get that right. It was $250 million they offered to an investor and Shark Tank star. Kevin O'Leary is willing to pay up to $20 billion for TikTok, calling it a legacy opportunity. I think that that is a steal. Well, Elon bought Twitter for $44 billion, I think, right?
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But he's getting his use out of it. I mean, he doesn't sleep. He doesn't seem to be enjoying himself on there. Is he addicted to Twitter, do you think? He tweets a lot. How many tweets does he have right now? Let's see how many tweets he has. And he tweets more than we think, I think, Dave.
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It used to show you right up at the top. 66.5 thousand posts right under his name at the top.
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Um, you're Jewish. You're you're. Yeah. Okay. I am. You are. And so, um, are you Israeli too? Is that the same thing? No, no, no, no. Israel's the nation. I have nothing to do with that. Okay. But are, but some are some Jew, but someone's Jewish. They're just, they're just means that they have family that's from Israel originally. No, not even necessarily.
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Well, it says January 2012, so I guess that's... And how long has Elon been on? Well, I guess he was on before, but when did he start really getting in?
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Doge coin. Doge. Doge. Vivek. Vivek. Boss. Yeah, it's very kind of archipelagian sometimes or something, Barbadian, yeah.
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Opt in on their website or give them a call. I am grateful for the one that I have and I feel honestly thankful to be able to have one. I know they're not in everybody's price range and that's understandable. But at the same time, I want to support my friend and his amazing company. Yeah, what's censorship? What do you think censorship looks like right now? Do you think it's changing?
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But you can be anti Netanyahu and not. And that's you can I can have that belief if I want. Right. If I don't like his practices, of course.
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It started becoming the boy that cried wolf because they would say that for everything. And then it would be like, well, what do you – you're not even – You're you're doing this. Yeah. You're saying this. This isn't true. Right. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about Zuckerberg a little bit because he just had that kind of about face sort of on – and Facebook. They just had that kind of about face on Rogan where he was talking about – where's that clip? That clip, yeah, right here where he kind of says the Biden administration would call Meta to scream and curse at them to censor true information on their platforms.
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E555 Dave Smith
This is what Zuckerberg said, right? Play it real quick, a little bit of it.
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What do you think about this? To me, I just don't know if I – I don't – because Facebook didn't do the best job of – You know, they had issues over the years with the Hunter Biden thing, right? With Russia stuff where they wouldn't let people say this is bullshit. Like they really chose to decide what was misinformation. So it just seems weird that suddenly people are calling and screaming.
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I love like the simple facts. And you're like, is this... It seemed like now you're trying to seem like... like that wasn't happening the whole time and you weren't listening to it before type of vibe.
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It seemed like he's just back here trying to slurp back on humanity. Now, That's a slurp job.
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And to be your basically become communication in the universe. Like you are like if everybody had to talk in like a hallway, you're the hallway, you know, you are.
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You're like, eh, not exactly. It almost seems sometimes the way he, he almost seems like a doll. Does he a little bit when you're – and I don't mean it in a bad way. I just mean it in an interesting way. I'm fascinated by the guy. I mean the guy – I can't imagine what his life is like or what he's like as a person or what it's like to talk with him. I would love to have that opportunity.
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pressure if he feels it um you know they had that one moment where like they had all those families that had people had been uh solicited or whatever young people had been caught by traffickers or like um approached by traffickers or uh solicitation sexual can you bring that up it was um it was zuckerberg before congress watch the moment that meta ceo mark zuckerberg apologized to the families of victims during a hearing on online child safety that's what it was
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Wow. Okay, that's good. I think it just seems like a robot doing it. That wasn't great. That wasn't a great moat. That's why I wondered, does he feel? It seems like he doesn't have a lot of feel in him.
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Okay, so somebody who supports the country Israel is Zionist. And sometimes I see black Zionists. Is that like Zionism just with a backbeat or whatever? You know what I'm talking about? Yes. And they're like, we're the reals. And I'm like, I don't know what is going on.
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Yeah, that's a great point. They shouldn't have put him on the spot to do it right there because that wasn't really helpful. Because they're not looking for a sincere apology.
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See, I should be sure of myself. I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much, attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it. Yeah, I agree. Why not err on that side of it? Yeah, Facebook has had issues. I mean, remember when they had There was a thing where they had – there was like these canyons or something. See if you can look that up.
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They were looking up information. They were using people in Africa to look up – they were the fact checkers or whatever, and I think it was a lawsuit. Facebook content moderators in Kenya call the work torture. Their lawsuit may ripple worldwide. I'm not even sure what happened with this. When was this? Oh, it's 2023. Okay. On the verge of tears, Nathan Nkunzimana recalled,
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I admire you for trying. Oh, thank you. Yeah. On the verge of tears, Nathan Nkunzimana recalled watching a video of a child being molested and another of a woman being killed. Eight hours a day, his job as a content moderator for a Facebook contract required him to look at horrors so the world wouldn't have to. Now, Nkunzimana is among nearly 200 former employees in Kenya who are suing Facebook.
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It's so wild. Let me see. The group was employed at the social media giant's outsourced hub for content moderation in Kenya's capital of Nairobi, where workers screen posts, videos, messages, and other content from users across Africa, removing any illegal or harmful material that breaches its community standards and terms of service. Can you even imagine having to moderate the stuff in Africa?
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The moderator from several. And that was I shouldn't. That wasn't a fun time to joke. I'm sorry. That wasn't funny. And I love Kenya. I've been to Mombasa. I love Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico, I love it, I've been there. Oh no, do not touch that girl.
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The moderators from several African countries are seeking $1.6 billion compensation fund. Oh, that's a lot of money. After alleging poor working conditions, including insufficient mental health support and low pay. Wow. I wonder what happened to that lawsuit. If you find out that something happened, let me know. But they've had issues over there. And I'll say this. Well, that's not really it.
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But I can't imagine having to be. actual person doing that work, but that's what it comes down to. You're basically having to moderate the entire world of communication. You've taken on that responsibility, you know?
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Yeah. Well, it's just interesting. At what point do you think that there could be a revolution in America? Because if people don't trust the FBI now, they don't trust the CIA now, you're not sure that your FBI isn't out to get your own – It's like, what is even, like...
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It's like with the real slim savings, please stand up, you know? Is that an okay Jewish joke to make or not? I mean, as far as I'm concerned, it was good. Just, yeah, sorry. I thought that was pretty good.
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Not even the people that believed you believe you. That's what's crazy is watching people that were like devout believers come on over and be like, I just don't believe these people.
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Oh, it's crazy. There hasn't been – there's not a lot of people where I'm from who even get to ask questions a lot of times. No, I don't think you're – There's not a lot of people where I'm from who ever even get to raise their hand in front of a president and ask a question about something that means something to them.
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A lot of times, yeah, you just get pigeonholed into being some type of way, and so then – As a person, as part of even just a group, you start to feel like, well, I don't even fucking exist. You know what I'm saying? And I think that's part of how I always felt my whole life. Nobody gives a fuck about a poor, off, white kid. You know what I'm saying? That's the last fucking group. And so...
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Yeah, I think... I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying, man. I think it's a really great point. I mean, if you think about it, like, at least my whole life, right? Well, finally, we made our own voices because you don't even see that I am a voice. You don't even think I have a fucking voice. And so, finally...
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I'll, you don't think, and you also, you don't think I'll work hard enough to fucking put my voice out there.
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Yeah, because that's a new thing I've been seeing. I would see it, and then sometimes I wouldn't see it. And now when I'm performing in different cities, you'll see a group of black Zionists, and they're trying to get you into something, and I can't tell what it is. But yeah, and then you hear a lot of different terms. So yeah, I was just curious about that. Dave Smith, thanks for joining, man.
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Yeah, I think in media, in entertainment, in comedy, and yeah. So Trump has his new cabinet picks, right?
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What do you feel, like who are some of your favorites? Who are some you're kind of on the fence about? Doug Collins got fucking picked? The coach? The basketball coach?
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I remember that, dude. That's a great point. That's never really talked about, is it? But what about some of his cabinet picks? Who do you like? Where are you at with some of that?
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Jay Bhattacharya, bring him up. He sounds like he's from Madras, New Jersey, dude. Bring him up, Jay Bhattacharya. Let's get a little gander at him. I just want to get a peek at him. I haven't seen his face before. Bhattacharya. Oh, yeah. I like this guy, huh?
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Absolutely. You are a comedian and a... I want to say like a politico. Is that fair to say kind of, or you're like somebody with a point of view.
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Do you know who that is? Marty. I'm not sure. Marty Macari. Can you look him up? Marty Macari for FDA commissioner. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know enough about this guy. He has a great book called The Price We Pay. Bring up one of his books. I want to talk with this guy. It's about the insurance, the whole – the scam, what broke American healthcare. There's another great book he has too.
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Dude, one of his books, he has this thing like where they were going to black churches, OK? He's a surgeon, right? Let me see. Martin Andel McCarty is a British-American surgeon, professor, author, and medical commentator.
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Where they were going to – they were convincing – giving people scans at their churches, showing them that they needed like their blood vessels dilated or shunts put in their legs. And it was just – and doctors were making a ton of money through Medicaid. It was just this big scam.
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And a lot of the doctors were funding the groups that would go, and they would do it at black churches and black religious get-togethers. And they'd have tables set up, and they were just using these people, basically sending them through as just like a fucking – as a – varicose vein mill, you know, unreal.
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Yeah. But he, he talks about that. He talks about a lot of neat stuff. Oh, that's another one. Blind spots. When medicine, that's what I've been reading. When medicine goes wrong, that's one that I've been reading, but he seems like an interesting guy, but he got put in. That's what I'm excited about. Um, Gabbard, you said, who else is in there?
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And you're very funny, man. Well, thank you. And you are a libertarian. Is that right? Yes. Okay. And this is awesome, man, because so much of my audience and me really is just like I don't know what a lot of the terminology is, right? Like even asking you about Zionists, like you hear it, but you're like, what is it, right? What does libertarian mean?
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Let me see. Let's finish this one, though. Gabbard 43 was born in the U.S. territory of American Samoa, raised in Hawaii, and spent a year of her childhood in the Philippines. Yeah, she's definitely – I love the way that she talks. I love how just her own – she always seems to have her very own voice. But – When you get in, like, who compromised? What did they use to compromise, you think?
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That's what I always wonder. I mean, I think, I don't know.
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Well, that's, they don't, they for sure don't. I mean, I think, I think, and, and. Unless they come and kill all the podcasters and stuff. Do you think that they could do that? Have you ever worried about your own safety?
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I'm just amazed that none of them ever come on and said, hey, you know what? I want to apologize for wasting your fucking time. That's what I want to do. I want to apologize that we didn't care enough to even really look into things truly. and that we wasted your time. That would be like a real thing to do, right?
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Like I just, yeah, it's like, that's why sometimes you're like, are the people running this thing, do they have any, human feelings, because that's why I don't see a lot. It's like, you would think if you really cared about your customer base at all, right? You would go and say, hey, I'm sorry, I got this wrong. This was wrong.
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Or we didn't know it was wrong, but we didn't even try to do our best practices. We got caught up. Something
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starving I mean I'm not trying to like overstate it like there's mass starvation but I mean I should say surviving a hurricane or fires or whatever oh I agree I think I was thinking today it was like hey well Ukraine Zelensky can you give us back some of our money so we can pay our teachers better so we can feed people who are starving in our own country so we can get homeless people off the streets so we can help
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cure some of our mental health so we can help repair some of this fire damage for people that were uninsured or help the displaced people that are over here. Just countless things. I mean, I could go on and on, but it's like, Yeah, it just feels like we're just being money laundered a lot of times.
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Well, even just – and to like – And I know those people have problems, but it's like – the perfect example for me was that Karen Bass lady from – with the LA Fires, right? I'd never heard of her before, and she seems like a nice woman. I bet she's a great woman. But she was in Ghana – unless she was on vacation. She was in Ghana, Africa while this was happening. And if she was on vacation, then –
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do she should be able to do whatever she wants and she should be able to do whatever she wants anyway. Um, just in Los Angeles, mayor freezes up. This is exactly how people should be treated. Do you owe citizens for being absent while their homes are burning? You regret cutting the fire department budget. Um, do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?
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But can you look up was she in Ghana on vacation? That's what I need help on. But she's in Ghana. But it's like, why are you even in Ghana? Like, you're the mayor of a town.
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But it is, you know... It's hard to point fingers at this point, though. Like, it's like... obviously things were bad. They had their reservoir that was dead empty. That was like, took countless millions of dollars and held millions of gallons of water. Um, just a lot of bet. Just, you know, I don't know. It's heartbreaking. What's happening out there is heartbreaking, but that's the weird part.
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It's like, why is she even, you, you have, we have, how much do the people have to suffer or be struggling in our own country for our own country to be like here? Yeah. And who – how are we electing these people that aren't saying here, America, we're going to help you first? Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's totally outrageous, man. How is that – I just don't understand how it's happening.
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Post office sucks, dude. I was in the post office like three weeks ago. Right. There's no, there's a home. I want to say, I don't want to say homeless, but pretty homeless guy in there. Right. Yelling faggot over and over again. Right. Just yelling it into the fucking distance or whatever. And dude, I'm second in line. Right. So I'm like, you know, but nobody even came to help him.
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We're in there for seven minutes. I just walked out. I'm like. But that's the U.S.
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Yeah. Oh, always. Yeah, man. It's wild. And also when you push – when you position yourself as this we will handle it all – You don't let other societies and cultures kind of create their own narrative and wherewithal for themselves in a weird way. Oh, I think that's absolutely right.
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Oh, I didn't see that one. Oh, maybe I did. I'm sorry if I did. I've watched a couple of hers. I wake up at about 5.15 and watch TikTok for like 40 minutes every night. Get it while you can. I know. I'm not doing that good. Here's one thing. Yeah, play that Mel Gibson right there. I just love the way he communicates. I have three friends.
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Okay, stop. Now we're getting into Breaking Bad territory. That's the wild part of that, you know?
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Oh, yeah. I would be drinking fucking pool water or whatever happened, you know, whatever it needed. Did what was one thing else that happened the other day? Yeah, we're supposed to start shooting a movie. Me and David Spade wrote a movie and we're supposed to start shooting it last week in LA, but the fires. So now it's just up in the air.
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It's been like kind of bizarre, you know, but the weirdest thing about LA that I'm hearing is like, I'll get a text from a friend or talk to a friend who's crying. Their home is burnt down. Then I'll get a call from a friend who's like, hey, man, do you want me to go over by your place and move your car to my apartment or whatever in case the fire switch went?
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And I'm like, I think I'm okay right now. And I was like, what do you have to do? He's like, I'm going to a couple auditions today. And so it's just such a –
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And that guy lives right – I mean he's going along the 405, like right where the border of like where the next evacuation – it's just – it's amazing. I remember when I lived there during some of the last fires, you'd be driving the 405 and there would just be fire on both sides. And it almost feels like – It's like that – what's that place in Florida with the adventure park or whatever? Six Flags.
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It almost has this – because you can't believe that it's real. I know what you mean. And you're in Hollywood where shit is – a lot of things are made and manufactured and created. So you're like, well, of course this isn't real.
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Better bring my umbrella with me. Yeah, this is the kind of stuff it was. This is very intense. This must have been 2017 from Andrew Mutz. Wow, that's a wild picture. But this same highway, same spot, Skirball Drive. Keep playing that for a minute. I mean, that's insane. Like, how should you be able to drive this close?
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Hey, Siri, play Spotify. Play Firework by Katy Perry. You know what I'm saying? There's somebody picking up a song and then realizing, oh, maybe not right now. Or some guy smoking. He's like, oh, it's already fucked anyway. It's like, what? Is this really going to be the problem? It's just people are still going to be people. What else was something else that I wanted to talk to you about?
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Oh, some of Trump's picks that you're not excited about.
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Cool, man. Yeah, I – Okay, so that's good information. Thanks. Let's talk about some things that are happening right now. One of the biggest ones right now is TikTok and the sale of it, right? Like there's a big uproar right now. You see a lot of videos on TikTok about what to do if TikTok disappears, where to go. People are like, there's like safe rooms and shit.
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I'm like, I think they'll figure it out, but maybe some people won't. What do you think is behind the TikTok ban? Do you think it's actually going to get banned? Right.
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A Statement of Principles they released on June 3rd, 1997. Yeah, there's –
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Specifically advocating regime changes through a determined effort to remove Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq. The letter suggested that any strategy aiming at the eradication of terrorism and its sponsors must include a determined effort to remove Hussein, even if no evidence linked Iraq to the September 11th attacks.
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In 1996 – And in a report just before the 2000 election that would bring Bush to power, the group predicted that the shift would come about slowly unless there were some catastrophic and catalyzing event like a new – Pearl Harbor. Yeah.
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The peace – and that was like the Oslo Accord. It was to try to get – that was supposed to help with – Palestine, right?
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Well, we're always looked at then, and certainly I think as the – you start to get looked at as the bad guy, if that's true. You start to get looked at as the bad guy if you invite me to come help you. Or if I have the bullets and you have me come along and fire the gun, even if you give me the orders or whatever, I'm still a murderer. I'm still complicit. Right.
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A clean break, a new strategy for securing the realm is a policy document prepared in 1996 by a study group led by Richard Pearl for Benjamin Netanyahu, then prime minister of Israel. Key points, abandoning the Oslo Accords and the concept of a land for peace, reestablishing the principle of preemption rather than retaliation.
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But now part of you say if this is all true, right? You almost have to give Israel credit as well because they're fucking gangsters. That's another thing. It's like no question.
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sometimes people are like, you know, you hear people say stuff about, um, you know, uh, um, why we're fun Israel and this and that and why, you know, but then you're also like, well, if like they probably like, they did it. They, if we're still playing by all these old rules of like, um, you know, like game of Thrones style shit and fucking, uh,
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It's a dog-eat-dog world and occupying land and all that kind of stuff. If you're still playing Risk, right? Yes. But you're convincing everybody that we're not playing that way anymore. But you're still playing that way. It's fucking really gangster.
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And unsure of what they're – I think – and I don't know if people would want to admit this or talk about it, and it may be anti-American for me to say it. But I think the definition right now of being American is frayed in some ways. But – what they were fighting. I mean, the truth of life, probably closing your eyes at night and be like, well, what was I fighting for? You know?
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And, and maybe that's messed up. Is that messed up with me to say that? No, I'm just speculating. I don't know. No, I don't think so.
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And also, it's not. And what were we even doing there? And when you find out that a lot of the people were Saudi Arabian or something and we didn't even deal with it, it's like, what was going on? Oh, I can't even imagine.
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Well, remember they had those videos of them training on like jungle gyms and stuff. Remember those videos? Oh, yeah. Well, I think that was like Al Qaeda or something like that.
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What did I just do? Yeah. We beat up a weak entity. Yes.
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Damn. Yeah. Who are some Trump picks, some other cabinet picks that you're not sure about, you feel like?
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I've met him a couple times. Former Georgia congressman is up first. Let me see. What do you know about Pete Hegseth, Trump's – Hegseth 44 has developed a close rapport with Trump, a military veteran and popular conservative media personality with a large following of his own. He hosted like the Fox Morning Show for years. Oh, I think I remember who he is now.
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America's white sons and daughters are walking away and who can blame them? I think he's talking about the military. Yeah.
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Wow. There's a lot going on, huh? Yes. Do you think that things are going to be different this time? Do you really think that – say there is this deep state, right? Do you think we can really get away from it or is it just a lost cause? And sometimes it's like I almost just wish they – my thing is I just wish they would – I just want to know. I don't like – I don't like not knowing. Just tell me.
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I'll do the game. You know what I'm saying? But tell me what the game is.
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I saw they had some issue with Elon now. I remember maybe a year ago or eight months ago or something. There was something with him. Maybe that was ADL?
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Yeah, and I think – I've always thought like the sand – like it all gets remembered, right? Like I think sometimes it's like are we just – is America still suffering from like what it did to the Native Americans here? And I know that's kind of wild, but they had like the –
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there was a line that they put, I think it was around the Mississippi called the something frontier, general frontier or something where they're like, we'll probably, it was like just a deal that they'd made with the Native Americans. We promise we will never cross here. This is your land. It will always be your land.
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And then within 30 years, it was like, you know, and it's like, I just feel like the ground remembers. It's like, sometimes it's like, you're just, You can't completely escape sin, I don't think, you know, or wrong. I don't think you can completely escape, but you can feel like you can. And you might in your generation, in your life. But what you're going to leave is something that's not.
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It's in the end, it all has to be even. So I just feel like the ground just keeps the score.
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There's going to be a Dateline episode. Yeah. And people are going to side with her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. it's all going to cut.
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Yeah. What do you think about Elon and Vivek? Do you think that that is a – is that really something that's going to have an effect on things? Who do they have to answer to because they're not an actual government entity? Is that correct?
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The kids, people begging for food and stuff like that. A lot of the ICC, when they tried to condemn Netanyahu, that was loose on there. It was real information. Yes, that's right.
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So it's not real, but this I've been saying this for a while. I feel like we've entered this kind of like privatized communism. I call it where, and, and you could call the, and this wouldn't maybe be considered communism, but it's privatized democracy, right? It's like we have, like we don't have the post office anymore.
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We have Amazon, we have email, you know, it's like, it's all been privatized, right? We don't really realize it. There's still, everybody's like the government sucks. It's like, yeah, but the government's a company now. It's some other company that's doing the shit that the government used to do.
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the correct way to look at it but the belief is that we still have this thing of freedom and you still do kind of have democracy in some ways right you could still run for an office you could still vote for someone um but it's it certainly feels things feel more manufactured um Yeah. Yeah.
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Like even like that's why I think very the uber wealthy, they don't care that much about the police and shit because they have their own security. They have they're not fucking worried about that.
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I agree. Well, it's just amazing how where our country keeps going more and more in debt. In the end, we're going to have a loan to some other country and that country is just going to be like, now you belong to us, right?
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I mean, they don't care and they don't think about that. It's the same way they didn't think whenever they they don't care. It's the same way they didn't care that every AA room and meeting was going to shut down when they started COVID, you know, or whenever COVID started.
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It's the same way that they didn't care about the pill epidemic that's taken hundreds of thousands, 600,000 lives, and not to mention the ripple effect of those deaths that have broken the hearts of mothers and children and wives and husbands.
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they don't care i just that's what it feels like anymore it feels like they don't fucking care so what can i do now well it's also but then also i also have to remember that throughout history people have lived in this exact same space feeling like their government did not care about them and worse i mean in much worse and much worse you're right so that's why i think other countries like well this is hey welcome yeah you know welcome to what it's really like you know to exist
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And that company didn't even face any ramifications. They're still allowed to come into America. And this isn't even something that comes up.
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It's not even like until Hollywood is like, oh, we'll make a series about it. So we'll make now we'll make money off of it.
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Yeah, it's like wearing that Che Guevara shirt, you know? Yeah. You're like, I don't know exactly what he was doing, but, yeah, it seems like a vibe. But then also to hear from, like, a person who was labeled completely as horrible, right, as the enemy, like Osama bin Laden was, and to see some of their thoughts, right? Like, to see how they believe that they came to be the enemy, right?
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what do they get out of all of it? Or do you think there's just such a level of wealth and control that after generation and generation, you just start to see it as a game almost like that's, that's the part I can't understand because I couldn't understand, like at a certain point you start to do well and then you want to help other people.
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Like whether it's like build a facility for drug people or whatever it is, right? Like get clean water, like do something pot. Like I can't understand getting to the part where you start to see people just as nothing more. than basically ghosts to launder your money through.
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Yeah. What did Kissinger say? Bring that back up. He said military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. Is that real? Oh, jeez.
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Not taking a side in it, but just, like, it's kind of fascinating that you weren't able to really get some of those – In some places, in some platforms, you might not be able to hear that view.
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Scroll up. Born in Germany, okay. Born in Germany, a Jewish refugee fleeing Nazi persecution. Maybe that's what made him believe that, huh? That probably was what led to his belief, huh?
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E555 Dave Smith
Oh, I get it. Look, that's what I'm saying. The sand remember, you know, or the it all remember there's you can't. It's all remembered. The big brain of time, it holds it all. Whatever it is, the soul of time, it holds it all. And it's interesting. It's fascinating. It's painful. It's life.
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E555 Dave Smith
It's all of it. I think it's just like – I don't know. Some of it makes you fucking sad and some of it like – Yeah, maybe it's easy for me to just sit here and say things from my home that has heat in it. I don't know.
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E555 Dave Smith
Yeah, I think I've always just like – I don't know. I think I just – if I feel like something's the underdog, then I'll – I'd rather err on that side for me. It's like somebody's like, oh, you got mad. Somebody's going to get mad. You fucked up. You chose the underdog. All right. My bad. I just – that's like – I just think that's how I feel. How do we know like – Dave, tell me this.
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E555 Dave Smith
Is there any country where if you live in the country, you have to – you have to like – like, commit to that country. Well, in what sense? Because America just starts to seem like this place where everybody can just commit for their other country if they want to.
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E555 Dave Smith
Which almost makes you wonder, do we have just our judgment day coming?
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E555 Dave Smith
Well, it's the same thing as like being like I think like a – somebody like Jim Carrey or some type of a celebrity, you put so much of you out there that you are all over, but you don't know who you are anymore. Right.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
What do you mean running with volunteers? You mean to help you? Yes. Okay. And at that point, you're just doing it out of your home? Exactly right. First three years off of your home computer. Yeah. And how big did the email list get? Sorry, Craig.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Right. So at that point, you're like, if I wanted to keep this going, it's got a, there needs to be some checks and balances and obviously salaries help, help create that.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
He worked at IBM, he worked at Bank of America, but most people know him as the founder of Craigslist, a site that has given so many unique experiences to the world. We're so happy to get to spend time today with Craigslist's own Craig Newmark. And just want to let you know, like, we're just excited you're here and we don't have any, this isn't like a, like a got you podcast.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. But also a little bit of barrier to entry, which not in a negative way, because you still everybody needs to hire someone or has the opportunity and maybe they can't afford the ad. But but it provides a little more structure to even just some basic. Yeah, it does provide some structure. Right.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Okay, so that's when it became an actual company in 1999. Yeah. And at that point, you guys have an office? You guys have...
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
It's hard to be a manager, isn't it? Very hard. Because you don't realize once you start to have employees and stuff, you're like, suddenly I'm a boss. And if you never wanted to be a boss, it's a very precarious situation to be in. I've been there, man. What were some of the things that you noticed you were not good at?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Okay, so you ended up just being a customer service rep at your own company.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Wow. So if somebody had a customer service issue, they would contact you on the phone or email?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Especially nowadays. What were some of the things you saw in there early that helped you to believe in the good and continue to make it grow?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Which could also be a baby carriage depending on, you know.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. I used to live with a guy. I lived with this guy named Kenny for a bit. And he... was a pretty big stoner, right? And I didn't know him, met him on Craigslist, right? I get over there and I ended up living over there and he would stack, he had a couple of cats and stuff. And at night he was kind of like a, I guess kind of an avant-garde, like circusy kind of animal trainer guy.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
But he would stack all the boxes, these empty boxes in the room and he would make the cats play on them. And he'd make me come out of my room to watch the show, you know? So it was crazy, but it was like, It's something I still kind of remember about them. I kind of, I guess it was pretty, I thought it was interesting. But yeah, people use boxes. Yeah.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So at that point, yeah, I guess because Craigslist started to be this place it kind of became everything really fast is what it felt like just as a user. Right.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
It became like a first place where you could get a used air, you know, you could get a blender or an air balloon or a roommate, but then it started to escalate to where there was like, um, you know, people would buy drugs on there, you know, or people you'd see people like, um, I would do it, you know, and you would see people, but they also had code names for the drugs.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So it made it to be this kind of like, um, it, it had a fun spot to it. You know, you'd be on there. I mean, they had like, I remember beef jerky was a code name. Um, those many bennies they had that brain dander, that baby hay was one of them. Um, I'm trying to think of any other that Pedrito Blanco was a span, but they, you know what it was that dragon, the Negro, they had, um, uh,
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
We're not trying to do anything uncomfortable. You know, obviously you've had a very unique life and we just want to, I think we're curious about it, you know?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I'm trying to eat that whispering mother. That was kind of a native one that they were. It was peyote whispering mother.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Wow. So you took that upon yourself. It must have been kind of a tough navigation. Was it tough to navigate that personally because you have this atmosphere that people can kind of— It's just a pathway, right?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So it's funny because you kind of ended up in this space later on where you're like trying to look at the ethics of like communication, who has rights, how do you protect people, but also give people the freedoms that they deserve under their own life. Is that what you're kind of saying?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, about anger. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's a, yeah. I thought Ryan Martin was really interesting. He's a professor over in green Bay because I think anger is something that's kind of enveloping people a lot these days. You know, I find it a lot in myself and you almost get him. I mean, obviously it's, it's kind of embarrassing. You know, it's a weird feeling. That's like,
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, we get stopped for things and we have to take certain things down, things that we think are just fair speech. You know, we have to put it all through a filter, you know.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
What is it, Voltaf? When a cybersecurity expert explains that Chinese hackers targeting U.S. critical infrastructure. What is this? Can you tell me a little bit about it? Do you mind, Craig?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
You know, it can lead to a lot of negativity, can lead to, you know, dangerous activities. But it also, I feel you get embarrassed of it, you know, and it kind of just takes you over.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Right. You have to give back. Yeah. We talk about that on here sometimes. I wonder if there should almost be a law. I mean, you could make it a law, but that at a certain point, people, somebody doesn't need any more money, you know, like because then it becomes you see some people that just have. So it's like, what are you doing? Like.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
You know, it becomes almost this obsessive thing where, I don't know, it seems scary to think that some people have so much money.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, it's funny how those young years, they're little things you'll keep. I still remember like certain things that I told someone I would do like 25 years ago. And every day or every couple of days, someone's like, hey, don't forget, you still have to do that little thing. You know, it's funny how like those formative years and things that we hear when we're young.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
can have such an effect on us even as we grow older. I want to talk a little bit more about the actual site. So the company starts growing, right? And in addition to people helping each other get jobs, people were helping each other, people were starting relationships on there. I went on dates off of Craigslist before, you know? Did you yourself ever go? Did you?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, that's true. You're like, hey, I'm Craig.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, wow. So there was a little bit of some empathy there, human empathy.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Right. Yeah, that's a good point. You just want to kind of be a fly on the wall in some sense. Yeah. Wow. So you started off, said hello in a cafe, and then how long was that? Was your... How long did that kind of dating life go for you guys?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And that worked out pretty well. That's a pretty suave online move. That's almost the most online way you could ask someone to marry you, I feel like.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I think when it comes to, yeah, talking with women, it definitely, it's not my, you know, I wouldn't, yeah.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't go away. You kind of start to learn it. I think I've just had the, I have the tough thing of asking a girl out. Like sometimes I'm okay with talk. I'll get good with talking with a woman, but it's just that next part. And we'll just be standing there and we'll be like, well, somebody should ask somebody out or walk away from somebody.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And then you're just still just standing there.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, there you are. You actually do have your box.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Craigslist.org. Yeah, man. When you guys were the first one to do .org, people were like, what is it? People thought it meant Oregon. People didn't even know what, you know, where is it?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. And so Miss Connections, do you remember like the first Miss Connection that was ever put up or the first personal that was ever put up?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is, you know, what you want, what do you want? You want heavy equipment outside of South Jersey. What do you want? You know, you want biotech out of, you know, in Mendocino, you know, you want legal issues, you know, you want ride shares, you want rodeo interests outside of Fort Worth. It's just, it's all right there. You know? Yeah. You can put it together quick.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Even a simple, even someone who isn't technologically advanced could go here and And even the terms you have on there, it's like childcare, right? Pets, rants and raves. It's like, it's just, anything you could need is kind of right here. And that means the site is always fast. Oh, because it's not a lot of big background.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
What made you choose Jim Buckmaster? What was it about him when you interviewed him?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Wow. That's cool. It's also cool to hear you recognize that. Like, yeah, these people are better than I was, you know, to learn where your spaces were best. Yeah.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
What was it last night? Just so we can tell our listeners now.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So that's one of your important causes. Independent journalism, veterans. What is another philanthropic cause you enjoy?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I have some new tour dates to let you know about. I'll be in East Lansing. I'll be in Toledo, Ohio. Rama, Ontario in the Canada. Pittsburgh, PA. Eugene, Oregon. Kennewick, Washington, Seattle. Washington, Victoria, BC in the Canada. College Station, Texas. Belton, Texas. San Antonio, Durant, Amarillo. Oxford, Mississippi. Howdy, howdy. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
A fundraising event? Well, if you guys ever need a comedian at one, I'd love to come. I can't believe it. I wish I'd have known last night. I would have gone. That would have been awesome.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And did you start to learn that? Where did that interest come from? Or where did that realization that cybersecurity is going to be such a big thing? Was there a lot of like...
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
attacks on security at craigslist like did that happen well there was always something but we had a good team for that right but do you have to have that like what would say if someone was attacking craigslist this is what i'm asking what would they be trying to get well they would be trying to disrupt service okay they would try to uh
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
one that's figuring out where the enemy is for itself if they could subvert it they would turn our autonomous drone back against us that would make for someone's bad day yeah imagine if they if we sent out a drone and it's supposed to get information send it to uh uh uh artillery unit or a missile that's supposed to fire automatically from the information from that drone and they're able to hack it we could you could literally our army could kill themselves wow
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, if somebody hacks your ovens, you don't even think about that. Somebody hacks your ovens, next thing you know, there's 1,100 fires in an area.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
It's even funny, like even with drones, like when I was a kid, you had to do a little bit of peeping Tom and right. If you wanted to look into somebody's window, you had to go over there. I don't know anything about that. Yeah. I'm not saying you do.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And I, you know, and I'm not saying I do, you know what I'm saying? But I did, you know, but I did. I know. But yeah, somebody here does. And it's me. Well, what I'm saying is this now as a kid, you can use a drone. And that's the laziest thing. We, you had to go risk getting beat up by a woman's husband. Yeah. to look in their window, even if they were just cooking or whatever. Right.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I'm not getting lewd with it. I'm just saying, you know, but now you can just get a drone and go do it. It's like, just breaks my heart.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I'm sure. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, because I'm still like just squinting real hard and hoping I'm seeing something.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
You know, it's just getting crazy. You know, Yeah, it just, you don't think about all of those things. You don't think about all the ways that we could be hacked and the immediate effects of it, you know?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
When Craigslist, when you... At what point were there ever... like categories that you wouldn't do? Were there ever?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So you actually got to decide that or not decide it, or you and your team? Team. Okay.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Well, I don't even I mean, I think even here and today, the things that you care about are things that sometimes I don't even think to care about in some ways or fears that I don't think that, you know, you don't even think that, oh, somebody has to. We need to have a person needs to donate to this because maybe our country isn't worried about it enough yet.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
You know, it's you know, so I think it sounds like you're doing a good job. When you, did your company, because I'm trying to think like, so guns was a thing. Did you guys end up selling them on there or no? No, he said no guns.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
They're off. So drugs were off, but people would try to skirt around that. But even then, some of that was sometimes also, now, were there ever caught, like, Could the cops use your site as well if they wanted to, like as decoy type of stuff?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
They built a good structure over there. Yeah. Well, it's funny because you guys, there was, yeah, it's just like, it's such a part of history. You know, it's such a, I mean, I went on dates from it. I remember I met a girl. We, I met a girl on, I mean, I would use casual encounters too. You know, it's like that was sometimes I met a girl one time.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And we watched a Nets game and made love, honestly, and she let me sign her cast, right? And I was like, you know, and we had a great time. I think we dated for a little bit.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, they've been on there, dude. I think we accidentally met up once. But there was a place, you know, I was like, I had such a tough time at a certain point in my life dating. There was something that added a level of mystery about it that I really liked.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh yeah. It was, it was legal. Did you, it's funny to say that people started marriages. So people even got married off of putting out a dating. Like I would like to meet someone. Yeah. Wow. Did you ever get invited to a wedding or anything?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
When you guys, at what point did you realize, okay, I need to, had you had enough of the day to day, what made you start to decide I want to sell the company? Um, I haven't sold the company. Oh, you haven't sold.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Because you can look at the dividends and the earnings.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So you really, you, did you kind of embody that nerd vibe? Like you were like, you saw a nerd and you were like, I'm going to be over here. I'll be there.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, hey, that would be awesome, yeah. Oh, I could definitely see a spirit looking for a place to stay, you know?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, what would you even do it? How many, yeah, because how much money can you put in your bank?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And altruistic, just so our listeners know,
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, understood. Yeah, I just wanted to know because, yeah, sometimes I forget, and sometimes maybe some of our listeners forget. Did you ever feel like other tech companies, even though they were probably, I bet, secretly jealous, looked down at Craigslist because it was this – Like, what was that like?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
No, I think it's fair to stand up for also what you are aiming for.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
How do you keep yourself balanced from that? Yeah, because... it's interesting because you seem like someone who would have a fair answer to what are some of the side effects, the negative side effects of, well, the deal is that it, uh, money of having some money, you know, or coming into some money.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I like that, buddy. Yeah, only salt in our languages. Yeah, I was just wondering, was there one thing, like whether it was something like a specific Leonard Cohen piece, a record that he made that he'd autographed? Was there one nice thing you bought for yourself that was meaningful to you?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
wow that's cool yeah especially the one that's exactly what i have really yeah and i may have that one on a t-shirt wow yeah yeah something like that's nice man especially if it's art or something like that it's like you know if i could go back in time there was like a time one time i was in i was in tanzania you know and i was doing a mount kilimanjaro
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
okay right and we and afterwards we went someplace and they had a piece of art in there and it was like five hundred dollars right and i could spend like maybe three hundred dollars but i wished i'd have spent because going like it was 15 years ago and it's like you know the two hundred dollars didn't wouldn't change my life that much you know it was a lot of money at the time but it's like it's
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I didn't even think about it two weeks later or two months later, you know? So I just wished that I would have, because I really liked the painting, you know? I was like, God, I just, and sometimes I wish, like every now and then there's little things like that. I wish I'd have gotten like a nice piece of art or something, you know?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I'm trying to think of something else. Were there other – so Craigslist was kind of the – the stepchild of the tech industry in a weird way? Was it looked at like that? Because I could imagine how jealous, because here's people putting billions and millions of dollars into building this thing, this new avenue and all these venture capitalists and stuff like that.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And then they, all this advertising and here you are with this basic kind of peer to peer, how can I offer something that could potentially help my neighbor or connect two neighbors that could use something?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Do you know that? I know you're a Leonard Cohen fan. Yes. And this is, he had songs based that were based out of here. I think he spent time with Janis Joplin here. He did. Yeah, allegedly.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, and some of it's not true. Like there's stuff on my Wikipedia, like attaching me to like a part of my family, like they have half my family members wrong on it and stuff. And it like puts me in a, it's crazy. I'm like, all right.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. Well, that's a big thing about information now. It's like it's something I worry about with AI because if there's – And even just the history of the web, like things in the history of the web, because people can alter that over time.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, yeah. Oh, you'll call a customer service and they're like, we don't even know what you're talking about. But they still answer the phone. I'm like, who are you? Yeah.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Understood. Yeah, I actually have a question about that, but I want to remember to ask this. How did Craigslist make money?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
For venture capitalists. So you don't have these money guys like, I need my return.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, my God, dude. You're crazy, Craig, because I've never heard somebody. Imagine I'm trying to open a water, right? I can't open it. And then I say, I'm stubborn. Like, I'm stubborn. It didn't even make sense. To me, that was very funny. You're like, I can't open it. And I was like, I don't know if you could open it or not. I was just trying to, I don't know. But I was like, oh, can I help you?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And then you're like, I'm stubborn. But to me, in my head, I was like... He can't open it, but he just, the bottle's stubborn. Anyway, this didn't make any sense.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Oh, I see what you're saying. You've talked a lot about independent journalism, right? Okay. And that's something that, like I've read anyway, is near and dear to your outlook in the world. Okay.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, it's funny. I didn't realize until you said some of those things. Like, what if suddenly all of our cars were compromised or half of them or all of our ovens were compromised to the point where they started fires in all of our homes, you know? It was just kind of fascinating to me, you know?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, and we don't even realize it. Were there other businesses that you tried to start before or after?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
But also with the right attitude to bring one person to another, you know, try to keep the golden rule in your mind, things you learned from Sunday school. What about – are your parents pretty proud of you? Are your parents still alive, Greg?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. I still keep in touch with a lot of my teachers, you know? It's important to me.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Well, that's why we got to get that Ouija board going. Yes. You know, I think that's the next level. What are some small, before you leave, Craig, what are some goals in your life like right now? I know you've talked about some of the kind of work-oriented and giving back. Are there any kind of personal goals? Are there anything like... I don't know.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Is there any kind of goals you have, even if they're just like human to yourself, things you still want to learn or do?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
But we like to do that. No, we do like to do that. I think that's good, guys. Pretty good. Is there anything else that you want to share that's important to you?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Well, look, I do know if you really want to get some nitrous oxide, you might be able to find some on Craig's list.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
I don't know how somehow I almost get your sense of humor now, Craig. It's very interesting. That, uh, that might be tragic. Yeah. Well, thank you, man. Thank you for, uh, I like, I just like some, I like your initial goals of like, my goal is to help one person find something. This person's in need. This person might have this. How can I be of service there? Um,
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
learning when you notice that I'm not a good manager of this. So I need to get some help here. Right. It's not a strong suit of mine, maybe this world, but the customer relations is a strong suit of mine, you know, and, and that's interesting just because, you know, sometimes we all feel like we have to do everything in different spaces. And then, um, yeah.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
And I'm glad you find a lady along the way. How long have you, how long has your marriage been now?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Craig Neumer, thank you so much, man. Hey, it's my pleasure. I appreciate your time.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you get down to the ground floor again, sometimes you kind of want to stay down there. We used to listen to Leonard Cohen when I was a kid. My mom would put it on when we would have to clean the house on Saturdays and my mom would put it on. I remember that song, When the Walls Came Down.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Then we'll take Berlin. Then we'll take Berlin. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Those lyrics have mildly been in my head over the years, and I didn't even know that that's where they were from. They were from Leonard Cohen.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yeah, he reminds me of kind of a darker Anthony Bourdain of music in a way.
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And Tallahassee, Florida. Rosemont, Illinois. Winnipeg and Calgary in the Canada. Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you so much for your support. And thank you to the fella in Montana that gave me this jacket. Got some Indian artifacts on the back. And I just want to say thank you. I really like this jacket.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Something a little less risque, huh?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Okay, there we go. Well, we have you for a limited time today. I do want to talk. You are the Craig from Craigslist.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
That is true. Yes. Okay. And how did Craigslist start? I know that's a basic question, but you don't even think about it. As a regular human, we don't even know that you're real. You don't even know.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So you were communicating on the internet just with people looking for information about living in a new area.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So that's how it started. You started just emailing people just with information about things to do in the area. It started to grow. And it was just an actual list of people you were sending a message to.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
So is that once a week or twice a month?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
We've also got some new merch, some new gang gang tees in pepper and ivory. And we've got a new gang gang hat. Check those out and more at TheoVonStore.com. Happy holidays to everyone. Today's guest is an entrepreneur and a philanthropist.
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
Yes. And what were some of those early high value items? Like what was something that would come across? Are we talking like kind of like a... Like a painting? Are we talking like a little catamaran? What are we talking?
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E550 Craigslist Founder Craig Newmark
That's a great point. If you can help somebody get a job, that's residual.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Fuck. Yeah. I just worry then whoever controls that is going to control everything.
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E554 Joe Rogan
But what is somebody could like sometimes I guess with drone, they can come in, I guess, eavesdrop. They can see what's going on.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, they had a guy on there who came through and said that, oh, that Liversburg guy.
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Do you think that this is just, this seems to me also like a fear tactic?
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After UFC? Dying laughing. Yeah, your buddies were there. There was pro pool players? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Jeremy Jones and Carl Boyce. And they had been swimming in a pool of beer. They'd been playing in a deep end of a pool of beer.
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E554 Joe Rogan
They believe it's him, though. Right. It's so crazy how when something happens now, it's like... There's we get the news so fast. Right. And we get video footage of it. Like we get a lot of things fast that you don't you start getting so many ideas of what's happened and so many like angles and lanes.
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E554 Joe Rogan
And you've had two podcasts come out from different people before you even get anything from like the authorities. Right. Right. But then you feel like you can't even trust the authorities anyway. It's so wild how we just are having a piece. Everyone is kind of piecing together for themselves what has happened every time.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. Which is the worst thing ever to say about a vehicle. I drive, I have a Cybertruck. And it's the, because then everybody's like, oh, is it fucking bulletproof, bitch? You know?
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Look at this metal queer. People would yell at me and shit. Like, you're like, what is going on? Like, just crazy. I mean, but people want to challenge it.
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Ew, they think they look gross. I feel a little embarrassed when I get out of it sometimes or when I have to get back in it. It's a statement. Well, I got it like five years ago. I wanted it so bad. And you can put it on $100 and say you had one. I got one on order. Yeah, I got one on order. Everybody had one.
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E554 Joe Rogan
But the thing that you always feel like you're working for lows, but you're never dropping off whatever you're supposed to drop off to.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, I feel like I'm always like... You are in a pickup truck, actually. That's a good point. I feel like I've always got a washer-dryer, but I just don't know how to... It has a feeling to it like I work for Home Depot. Like you're delivering stuff? Yeah.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Dude, I'll tell you what you don't want to do is get stuck in rural Mississippi having to charge that bitch. Did you? Yeah. No. During the holidays. Oh, no. What'd you do? Dude, well, first of all, I pull up. This must circle you like coyotes. It was crazy. Oh, no.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. Challenging your technology. People were, like, women who were, like, barren were, like, rubbing their p***s against it and stuff. People were, like, thinking it had magical powers. Some brother came right up, right? I had the window cracked. He ordered two blackened miles from me. Like, I was like, uh-uh. I'm just charging. Let me get you black and white. You can't even imagine where I was.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Town, probably 600 people. How did they have a charger? This one place had a charger. It was like an IGA.
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It took me two hours to just get enough to get out of there.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. Oh, during that Chris Weidman fight, one of them kept yelling, hole-in-one over and over again. Really? Yeah, I knew that they were fucking... Hole-in-one? Yeah, I mean, they were just getting pretty cooked up.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. It was a tough, I mean, it took me half the day to get back to my mom's in Baton Rouge.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, then when I drove back to Nashville, I hit like ones that had 300, 250 kilowatt hours. One has 400 kilowatt hours. It was a Mercedes dealership.
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E554 Joe Rogan
That thing will charge you up, I bet, in about 45 minutes. That's still a long way. All the way to 320 miles. That's still a long way. Dude, I plugged it in at my buddy's house. It gave me two miles an hour. So in the morning, I woke up six hours later and had 12 miles. That's so crazy. Yeah. So that was, but that was just like a, like a lamp. Yeah. Basically.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I don't think you really save any money. And especially if you have to charge on one of those trips, then it costs, like, it's pretty expensive to charge up. Like, it's not more than gas, but it's probably half the price. Dude, and then this was the worst thing. So, in Louisiana, they put a couple chargers back behind this church's chicken, right?
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E554 Joe Rogan
This was my holidays, dude. It was tragic. So I get off. They got a church's chicken, right? So to drive, the chargers are behind a church's chicken for some reason. But there's no lane to just drive back to the chargers. You have to get in the to-go lane of the church's chickens. You have to go in. So there's a big line at the Church's Chicken, right? So I get in line.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I have to wait in line to go to the lady at the order thing. You know, it's like, take your order at the to-go order. And I'm like, I'm just going to the Charger. So then I go back there. And now I have to, like, meander back and forth, like, back and forth to get my car to park. And it's hardly any room. Now I'm just facing the people who are waiting in line to pick up their chicken.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, dude, that was fun. That dinner was fun. That place was fancy in there. But it was a good time. Man, you just got back from Scotland.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Very. Oh, so all these people are like, and then I had to leave. Right. So I sit there in charge. I had to leave. Some lady is like, wouldn't let me back in line because she want me getting her chicken. Right. She's like, can't get my chicken. And I'm like, I fucking don't want your chicken. Right. I'm just trying to get out of here. But there was no way to go around the line.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Or $27 or whatever. It just made me mad, dude. How fast was that charger? That charge was pretty quick. It was 250 kilowatts an hour. I'd say about an hour and 15 minutes you could charge her.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I got out of there early. I cut out early. But it was just a lot, man.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, I would say do not do it. That's what I would say.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, you're not getting that. You're getting 220, 210.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Oh, I pulled into a Charger with four or five miles left. right into that bit.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Well, how was it? It was cold as shit. Beautiful. Did they talk to you like that?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, you got to fucking, you're riding in your truck again.
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E554 Joe Rogan
It can't be good for you. Our animals would do it. It can't be good. You know what I'm saying? You would see, I guess caved animals probably do it.
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E554 Joe Rogan
No, because it's your body trying to say, no way, and then your nose is like, yeah, yeah. You know what's really bad for you?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Moody music, you know you like to lay on your back and jerk off with your legs in the air like that Yeah Listen to PJ O'Rourke Listen to Joel Osteen I wanna get moody Dude that has to be the way the craziest way to jerk off is laying on your back legs in the air right legs in the air Yeah asshole to God And one of my buddies is like, sometimes I put a pillow under my butt.
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E554 Joe Rogan
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E554 Joe Rogan
You know, I'm still kind of recovering from the holidays, to be honest with you. I'm a slow recoverer. I didn't want the year to start. I just wasn't ready. And before you turn around, people are celebrating the ball drop and there's gas in the New Year tank and vroom, you're off. And I have to ask myself, what does the future hold for business? Can someone invent a crystal ball?
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E554 Joe Rogan
That's N-E-T-S-U-I-T-E dot com slash Theo. netsuite.com slash Theo. Do you think demons are real? Oh yeah, I believe that there's good and evil.
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E554 Joe Rogan
And some of it I believe might be our own individual...
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E554 Joe Rogan
wars you know and i believe that there could be a group war i'm amazed that at a group level we don't start to say hey this stuff is evil and let's not do it right but i think that's where like temptation and all that comes in and yeah i think it's pretty fascinating sometimes i'll wake up with and look at my life as like wow this is a war i'm in this is a and i am the the the the guy who's leading my vessel or whatever you know or there is doing my best you know doing my best
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, Stonehenge is crazy, dude. I remember when in school they would teach us like Stonehenge. It's crazy. Who knows what happened, you know? Yeah. Like Smurfs, aliens. Like they had all this crazy shit they would teach you.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I'd lay on my back in 69, this thing, brother. It's already going to be strong, Joe. Quiet. Don't look at me when I do it.
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E554 Joe Rogan
It's got to be tough for a kid, huh? Oh, my God. And you probably pretend that he doesn't because you don't want to hurt his feelings or whatever.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. Smurfs. Or just everybody didn't know what it was about, right?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, and sometimes the kid doesn't even know if the dad won or not. He's still cheering, and you're like, this doesn't make any sense. This kid is crazy. Well, that kid might have other problems.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Sometimes I'll see reels on the internet on social media of kids that are young sparring. It's really funny. Sometimes they don't know what to do.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I mean, I would slay out. If you could go back in time being a kid, think of all the stuff you would do.
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E554 Joe Rogan
What about Goggins? Did he ever suffer with addiction? I don't know if he did or not. Oh, yeah, that's right, huh?
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E554 Joe Rogan
I told him to get sugar-free. Zero. I asked him to get sugar-free. Zero's good. You want a little bit of it?
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E554 Joe Rogan
and um but then we went there one time we were touring and we drove by and literally they had an exit for stonehenge and it was just right there it was like a rest area it was just like right off the highway and when you went there was it impressive no it was like i was impressed because i'd learned they didn't give a fuck there's like people over there just like changing their kids in front of it and stuff on the ground like people didn't give a shit you'd walk up to it and touch it right
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah. You want a taste of this whiskey? You want a gram of this shit? Dude, I would get so, I've just been getting so dehydrated. First of all, why is dehydration more of a thing now? Dude, when I was growing up, nobody was like, are you dehydrated?
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E554 Joe Rogan
You started talking about bombs and aliens. You haven't met you, dude. I got to introduce you to you. You're going to be intrigued.
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But no, I think, what was I saying? Hydration is important, though. That's why electrolytes are important. Why is it a big thing now? You remember saying years ago, nobody was like, 10 years ago, people were like, yeah, stay hydrated, but nobody was like, there wasn't this big crazy thing about it. Well, there was once they figured out Gatorade.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Do you think, do you believe in that hydrogen water stuff where it's like you charge water? Yeah, it's legit. It is? Yeah. You gotta drink it like right after you make it.
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E554 Joe Rogan
I've never been a big shoe guy, really. I got these Jelly Roll shoes on he gave me.
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E554 Joe Rogan
But they're men, they're really men's slippers, and it's something about it. Yeah, they're slippers. You're wearing slippers.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Do you feel like we get an unrealistic view of reality because of all the stuff that we see online?
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E554 Joe Rogan
It's right there, dude. They had like a sign that was like, I don't even think it said, please don't touch. It was like just something more vague than that.
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And did the guy make a sound when he hit him or anything like that?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Yeah, especially if you're at a bar too. Shit is wet. I don't like to be in places where people are real drunk because shit can get too weird. It makes me nervous, I think.
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E554 Joe Rogan
Imagine how many people have just sobered up and been like, you're lying. I did. That happened. And they don't even have any memory of it.
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He's got a good right hand. Did you see any UFC fight or any fight when you were in Scotland? What did you do for fun when you were there?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Wow. That seems, first of all, weight class. That's a catch weight, huh?
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We have some tour dates coming up. We have East Lansing, Michigan, Eugene, Oregon, Victoria, B.C. in the Canada, College Station, Belton, Texas, San Antonio, Oxford, Mississippi down there, Fayetteville, Arkansas. Tuscaloosa, Alabama. That's Roll Tide Country. Tallahassee, Florida. Nashville, Tennessee. They're in the home city. Winnipeg in the Canada and Calgary as well in the Canada.
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E554 Joe Rogan
That's why you got to go to a meeting, dude. I've got to go to a meeting before I do this shit. Okay. Just for the record. That's a Mazda, I think, huh?
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E554 Joe Rogan
Well, people want to do dangerous stuff. Did you see there's a woman that just died trying to pet an elephant, I think, in Thailand?
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Spanish woman killed by elephant in Thailand while bathing animal.
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Why do we have that fatuation with people that want to take pictures of, like, you know, let me pet this newborn cheetah, right? Let me bottle feed this fucking senior citizen tiger. You know what I'm saying? There's always, like, let me bathe this elephant.
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Yeah. RFK's going to end that shit. I'll say that, dude. We're going to have real active tigers fucking attacking people.
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But that's the thing. It's like, why do we have that infatuation, though, of like, I want to take this with this cobra around my neck. I want to take this, you know. That's a good question. You can't, like, get these things where you want to pet a tiger. You want to, you know, brush a lion's teeth. You want to tickle a cyst out in Akron or something without getting, you know.
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You're going to get attacked. You know what I'm saying? You've got to be careful. Yeah. But what is that inside of us that makes us want to do that?
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E554 Joe Rogan
I haven't seen that. What else was I going to ask you about?
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I thought it was just a bunch of fucking, I think it's a, what does a PSYOP mean? I always hear that. Psychological Operation. Okay. I think it's a PSYOP by somebody. I think it's not. Yeah, it's a couple drones of a New Jersey, whatever. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. It could be Jimmy John's is going to have a new delivery thing they're going to try next year.
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I wouldn't be surprised at all. I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon's going to do a new. I wouldn't be shocked at all. It could have been one of those. You know, they have those New Year's Eve displays, like fireworks displays now are drones instead of fireworks.
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E554 Joe Rogan
So they'll have like a thousand drones and they just make a bunch of shit and it's different, right?
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It could have been 11 drones escaped from a drones enslavement camp where they're forced to do these shows. And it's going to be a Pixar movie in two years. So you're not concerned at all? I'm not concerned. Dude, look, if they're going to come get me, come get me. Come get me. What are they doing? Who are they? Who are they? These fucks. Yeah. They're going to come, come get me.
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Come get me, bitch. Yeah. If they want to get me, they know where I am.
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Yeah. What are you doing up there? Come down here and fuck if you want to party. Whoa. Or come down here and fucking party. Come down here and have a drink. Come down here and do something. You're a drone in the distance fucking looking at shit. Do you think we'll ever get to a point where aliens are so comfortable with us they can just come hang out? Dude, I think Earth to aliens is a dump, dude.
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I think Earth to aliens. Because aliens go on vacation every year, right? They're just like us, right? And they take their kids on a trip or whatever. And the kids who are so poor, right? And look, we were poor mom. We'd take us to the beach when it was freezing cold and fucking wouldn't tell us, you know, fucking whatever, dude. It was like, it seems cold. It's like, whatever. So, yeah.
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But the aliens that don't care about their kids, whatever, they bring them here to fucking shit. They're like, oh, and the kid's like, we have to go to fucking Earth, dude. Our life sucks, you know? Like the cool alien kids go to more neater shit, you know? Right. Does that make sense to you? Yeah. Yeah. That's the kind of thing I'm saying, man.
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Did you know Scotland actually has some of the most UFO sightings in the whole world? Well, they had one of the best UFO sightings.
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Bonnie Bridge. That's it. There you go. Most UFO sightings on the planet.
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They're the nicest people. They're the nicest people. And they don't have a lot of gays over there either. They have a lot of blue-eyed people over there. You know that?
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I mean, they have them. I bet they don't say that they're secretive. Nah, I don't think so.
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They wear a lot of kilts, that's for sure, dude. There you go. It's close to gay. I'm wearing a dress. But it's like, what if a kilt says free awning on it? What if it's a rainbow kilt? Do they sell rainbow kilts? They probably do. It's always raining. What if it just says free awning on it? You're like, God, that seems like a trap, bro. Dry your head off down here.
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But if it says kids awning, you got to be, that's fucking. Yeah, free toys. Cool, dude. Hey, the top's empty.
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I'm just saying, dude, the Scottish, we need more of them, dude, and I believe that in the future we'll get more of them, man.
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They've had some explosions of population, I know, over the past 50 years, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so.
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Most redheads, most blue-eyed people. Yep. Most redheads per capita. As of 2022, the population of Scotland was 5.4 million.
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I know two times. I think even after that, they're like, we got to let him keep going.
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Well, it all makes sense. I mean, just like religion can find you or just like the government can find you.
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Well, this guy, obviously, it seems like was trying to flirt with whoever he's talking to me. And I'm not saying the guy enjoys buddies or whatever. I'm just saying it seemed like that to me.
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Oh. And you think there's a lot of people being fake gays or whatever to help the government?
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Yeah. Do you think... That's solid. Yeah. It seems like a great plan. Do you think that humanity is supposed to reach like this place where we kind of get it all figured out? Or do you think it's always just this constant ebb and flow of... like step forward, step back, or two steps forward, step back.
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It makes sense. Do you think we can trust our FBI anymore?
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20. I just wonder what starts to happen if you don't, if as a society you don't believe and trust in, I believe that the trust overall in government and government and authority in America really as a whole is kind of starting to dissipate.
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So then what, so where did, has that ever happened in history? And then I'm sure it has. And where do we go from here?
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Who do they have to answer to, Vivek and Elon? Who do they have to first present stuff to? Somebody said it was Marjorie Taylor Greene. Is that true or somebody made that up? It is.
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I met her at a party, actually. Yeah? Did you? I didn't know that it was her. I don't know a ton about politics, but it was definitely interesting, though. I'm fucking sure. Tucker had that party for Alp.
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But yeah, it seemed cool. Mel Gibson was there. That was pretty cool.
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Oh, I want something all the fucking time, dude. Yeah. I want a fucking. Want another sniff? I wish I had that trach hole. I'd just fucking. Want another sniff? Boof shit right into my neck all day. Yeah. I'll take whatever you got, boy.
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I heard a buddy the other day saying he's sober. Call your aunt, dude.
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Oh, yeah. Give me some of that Katy Perry dust, buddy. Joey, you want to see me ride it, don't you?
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Cow money. You were reluctant to give it back. You were thinking about going again. I'll fucking go again, boy. Huh?
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Yeah, dude. I'll do one more little one. I'm going to do a big one, dog. We ready.
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Oh, fuck. That shit will turn you into a raccoon, baby boy. Dude, you know the worst thing was? Besides that?
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It reminds me of that thing. Have you ever seen that game show? It's Sauce Challenge or whatever. What? Hot Sauce Challenge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot Wings. Hot Wings, right?
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Hot Ones. Have you ever done that? Yeah, I did it a few years ago. And it was great. That guy, Sean Evans, is a great guy. That's all I hear about him. Everybody says he's a nice guy. He's so smart. And he's just a nice dude. Yeah. Um, but people are always like, how are the sauces? Well, seven of them are sauces. A couple of them are fucking shit.
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You used to clean this out of a boat, you know, it's like, it's like, like sauces went into that weird realm where it was like, we just want to burn a hole in you kind of thing, you know? Yeah. And so some of them got to be very, um, I don't want to get sued for saying that. Can I say that? I'm just joking, right?
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But they're like, some of them were like, oh, this isn't, I wouldn't put this on anything. Right, it's too strong. It's not a sauce. It's just like a chemical, it felt like.
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It's nice. Yeah, it's like a Mexican Christmas type of thing. I think it comes out every year.
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That's what was terrible. The chips are bullshit. It's just a gateway drug for spice or whatever.
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It was Cool Ranch. Oh, they're so good. They were good. I remember when they came out with those, people couldn't even fucking didn't know what to do. They couldn't stop eating them. I remember our stepdad came back for like a week when they came out. And he's like, yeah, everything's going to be fine. Cool Ranch. Fuck, they were good.
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Oh, dude, Cool Ranch was good. I remember... I'm trying to think of the early cheese balls. Those were good. Those were good. You can't outlaw that stuff.
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Do you think, are some people going to start to be like, oh shit, this guy's going to take away Chick-fil-A like you were saying? Probably.
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Have you ever seen Roll Tide Willie? That guy... Who's that?
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I'll put you on him. I guess he's kind of a comedian now. He played football for Alabama and then he got injured. He was in the military. See if you can pull up something of him.
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Yeah. Sitting here watching and waiting on the bomb again. Look right here on this side. Chilling.
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What you doing? The Tide, Alabama Tide, he likes. Wow. That's one of his favorites.
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Like that guy, have some tolerance. Yeah, he served for our country too. Did he? Yeah. He got injured in the, or I think he got injured. He was in the military with my friend's dad. But he, I think he played at University of Alabama, but now he's like the biggest fan. But he's kind of a, yeah, a mascot for Alabama. He's like the, they call it, he goes by Roll Tide Willie.
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Yeah, now it would be his wife would make a TikTok about it in a heartbeat, I feel like. Or her sister would.
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Yeah, I just think we're just talking about, what were we talking about? Oh, comedians, entertainers. I think entertainment's getting interesting because a lot of people are getting entertainers too just off of social media reels, right? Right. So it's like you're finding somebody you might want to watch like Jessica McGowan or something. Who's that?
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Shit, the lady from Buffy the Vampire Slayer I'm talking about? Or, you know, Gwyneth Paltrow. Or watch like a... Or watch Roll Tide. You know what I'm saying? Entertainment is just super interesting now.
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That's way more than watched CNN. We bring the boom. Yeah, that kid. And the one kid I heard didn't even make good grades, unfortunately, which is like, why should he? Why should he?
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you should be but they're taking all they're taking but yeah i guess i'm wondering what are the chinese actually taking that they don't already have for me except i mean they could geolocate me your dna they're gonna clone you you're gonna be like alex jones you're gonna have a different version of you half my family's in recovery you can have it bud you can fucking have it dude do you think any of those drones are chinese
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How could we have in our airspace a drone from another country and we don't know it? Is it that we don't know it or we can't do anything about it? Oh, we could do something about it.
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And they're never going to admit to that. They'll say it was, yeah.
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You'll be on one of those 411 documentaries or something.
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You can't hit with a missile out of a fucking fighter jet. There'd be barely enough for a wolf to lick a little bit of you off a rock.
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He survived both of them? He just survived both of them.
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Jeez. And did he say how he survived each time? What was the guy's name?
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What do you think it looks like coming up? Do you think people start to... If people continue to be so... like full of fear do we do people like resort back to like their tribal nature or what kind of starts to happen they definitely do if the power goes out
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There. Tsutomu Yamaguchi. Yeah. Tsutomu Yamaguchi. Tsutomu Yamaguchi.
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But some Asians live very long. You can get 120 years out of it.
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It's so insane. But it just goes to show you that somewhere inside of us, there's an evil that will be evil, you know?
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Do you have a bomb shelter? Joe, do you have a bomb shelter at home?
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Can you even fathom one second it looks one way, and the next second it looks another way?
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It'd be so scary. Something you thought was probably for a purpose in the beginning and then you changed your mind during it.
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A reinforced stairwell in the office protected the conference room where Yamaguchi and his colleagues were.
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They just heard his story and it says someone took cover in a manner similar to how he described in Hiroshima.
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motherfucker, dude, how much would have to happen in America for things to get to a place where people are just like Every man for himself like do you feel like that like that kind of thing power going out?
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And do you think for the first day, people would be kind of organized, like, let's see what happens here, watching the news, and then the second day, shit would get AWOL? Like, how quick would people...
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Not at the last minute. What are you going to put an ad at the last minute? Sorry it's so late, guys. Need to learn how to hunt or whatever.
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And the farmers are going to be sitting there licking their chops.
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Oh, people are going to try to get them for their food.
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has more guns. It's so embedded in our culture because I'll meet people sometimes and they're like, you guys have all these guns. It's like, there's no way to not have guns here. Well, there's more guns than there are people here. But how would you even do it if some people were like, you should get rid of guns, right? Because you hear people say that sometimes.
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Dude, imagine you fall asleep and it fucking goes out. And then you have to wake up the other people and tell them.
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Really? Sure. He loves that. He loves to meet a man with his face.
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Just saw the first episode. Isn't that amazing? It's so cool.
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So bizarre. You'd park out there. You'd be lucky to find a spot. It had a really 80s vibe out there. They had like one kind of neon kind of light that was kind of like they'd have their door for their office like open a little bit. And it didn't seem like it was an office. It seemed like it was a place where they shot like kind of quick porn over.
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We used to share a wall with a nail salon for a while. Really? Yeah, and they'd always be chattering in there and yelling about stuff. It was fun.
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Some of that was fun, dude. I remember we used to share a wall with Fighter and the Kid for a while, and that was so much fun. We'd bang on the wall at each other.
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Yeah, your spigot, yeah, really, you had the most open spigot in
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You work harder than any podcaster by far, man. And you're so great at it, man.
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Have you seen people do it? Like when you go hunting and stuff? I've done it. You have?
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Oh, yeah. Well, we learn a lot of stuff by listening to you learn it, man. So it's cool, you know.
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um i have one question i know you one time we were talking about if you ever retired right yeah and you said maybe you would start painting maybe if you ever retired did i say that yeah it could have been okay even if you were i was probably taking some of that delta eight what's it called the stuff they have out here delta eight it's legal it's a legal loophole legal weed
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Yeah, I'm all fucked up on Delta 8, son. You had a Delta 8?
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But are you still using it? It's legit. Oh, yeah, sure it is. It is. It's at a gas station.
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Talk to Red Band. One of those makes your nose bleed really bad. Red Band stuff. Those aggressive rhinos, whatever those ones are, they make your fucking nose bleed.
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Oh, I went down the road. I used to get them from India. I used to get all that shit. India? Yeah. But what would you paint, dude? That's what I was thinking. I was just thinking about you painting. I was lying. You were?
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If you think you could have devoted so much, as much time, because that's one thing you start to learn about life. It's like, oh, I only have so much time, right? If you could have devoted as much time, you think, do you think you could have been really good at it? Because I know you really loved it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe that would be nice and Peyton.
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Do you ever wear a disguise when you go places? Every day.
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Get all your tickets at TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R. And just thank you for supporting live comedy and supporting the Return of the Rat Tour. Today's guest is a standup comedian. He's a UFC commentator. He is the biggest podcaster in the world. I'm thankful for him and Jamie for welcoming me here. The first half of this episode was on his channel and the second half of the episode is here now.
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Tall Biden. It was a real thing. Do you think, what happens to him after he goes away in office? What happens to him? Jimmy Carter.
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Who controls Joe Biden if he's not controlling himself?
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Some of the guys said they don't want the pardon. You see that?
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Tiger King, too, somebody said. Oh, he better pardon Tiger King. I think he did. Didn't he just? Somebody said he just pardoned him.
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Bro, when Tiger King gets back out of here, fucking wait, America.
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I don't know. I wonder if he got out of this wonder what kind of job he would get into. They're not going to let him work offshore or whatever. Stuffed animals.
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Hey, what you doing with all that cut? Take me to the river.
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Are you enjoying that? Yeah, I think I am, man. I think it's been, I've been trying to learn more, you know, so that's been one of my goals.
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Yeah, for sure. I mean, I knew Bobby, which was lucky and we were going through Vermont and Bernie said he would come on the podcast. So that was super fortunate. And then, um, Dana helped, you know, I wanted to talk to Trump cause his brother had died of alcoholism and it was like a world that I had like spent a lot of my life like
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you know in and dealing with and so i wanted to like just see what he like if he was normal about something like that i guess so yeah but i think it's been interesting um i think it felt like a lot of responsive i got i i started to have some ego issues i think i was just trying to be like You know, just know what you're doing, man. Like, you don't have some big responsibility.
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I think I had this ego trap where it made me felt, I just had to kind of manage some stuff for a little bit. But I've been feeling better now, I think.
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I think you just start to think, oh, well, I'm important, right? And it's okay if I am like – it's okay if I have importance to myself and there's things that I want to like examine and learn for myself and that sort of thing.
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Oh, yeah, and you do it like that or whatever? Back and forth and back and forth. Like Cotton Eye Joe or whatever?
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Right. I think it started to just scare me. So I just, I got nervous. And then I had people that would ask me about stuff that I felt like I didn't know about, or people would think that I knew more than I did, or like I had something to do with like the election, like things like that made me super kind of nervous. And so I think I just was kind of trying to manage that for a bit. And, um,
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But I've been feeling better about it. And I know some places are things to be funny. Some places are things that mean something to me. Just like learning about healthcare and people getting screwed. There are some smaller causes. I can't learn about everything. But there are some things that I do care about that I can seek more information about.
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And then to just try to get more interested in things. Just be... you know, learn about when I open myself up to learn about more things, you know?
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Yeah. That happens too. I mean, this is probably the most relaxed I felt like being around you today, you know? Around me? Yeah, I think I just like... Yeah, sometimes you get nervous. Do you get nervous just because so many people are listening? Is that what it is? The numbers? Yeah, I think at first. And then I think... Yeah, I mean, I look up to you, I think. And so I... And you're the champ.
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Yeah. And you always, anytime I think that way, you always bring it back down to a super normal place. So thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah, man. And I think it's interesting. It's like, you know, there's still things that I want to do in my life personally. And there's like talking with people has helped me a ton, you know, like even just confidence from being like, you know, from getting to talk with different UFC fighters and things over the years.
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Like there's a lot of like people that I've gotten to speak to or people I've heard on your shows and other shows that inspire me like in little moments of my life, you know, like it's important, you know. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know I definitely I mean I feel like you know I just want to you know try my best keep learning I don't know and just have a good time too.
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Just fucking go, huh? I thought that thing was going to light fire eventually. Yeah, it didn't. In Scotland, did you see any good music? ACDC's from Scotland.
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Even seeing Shane, seeing Shane for literally, my mom texted me last night. She's like, that's Shane Gillis. He just makes some of the best faces. Right away. And so even earlier, we go back to, you're like, I got Shane Gillis back here. I thought you were, it was like a new beverage or something you had made. And so I go back and there's a sauna back there by your gym.
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The gym's pretty dope, right? Yeah, the gym's great. But I didn't think you had a Shane Gillis on tap. So we fucking go in there and there's a meat closet where you're drying aged beef. I actually do have one of those. Yeah, of course. And there's a fucking full-body strap of Shane Gillis hanging in that bitch. And he just puts his head up near the glass.
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Yeah, it definitely helps, man. I'm starting to look. Because I'm not having it. I got to get a family soon, too, dude.
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I love you, too, man. Thanks for everything. This is the end of part two. There it is. That's both of them. Jamie, thanks so much, too. Nice to meet your dog for the second time. Powerful call.
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That's what I was thinking of earlier when we were talking.
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It's like the Mandela effect. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, what's a famous band that is from Scotland then?
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Came at you a little hard there. What else do they sing, ACDC?
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It's your show. That's true. We're in trouble, dude. Yeah, we probably won't be able to play that. But what was it called?
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No, I did see that they're supposed to. Dana White was doing something with Mark Zuckerberg and that they were part of his board now and that they were going to allow more free speech. That's what they said.
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Yeah, it says in a video posted alongside a blog post by the company on Tuesday, Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg said third-party moderators were too politically biased and it was time to get back to our roots around free expression. But do you think they're – I wonder if there's something else going on because I find it hard to believe they're really willing to give up that bias.
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Talk a little shit about the government. But how do we know that the information in AI isn't being adjusted to fit whatever they want it to say? That's one thing I always thought. It is.
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And you're like, oh, man, this is not how it was. Dream on! It's just, it has like a small Aeropostale in the back, kind of. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's kind of a bummer. Did you have to meet Bob to get into this?
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There's a movie about me opening soon called A Complete Unknown. Timothy Chalamet is starring in the lead role. Timmy's a brilliant... Timmy is a brilliant actor. I kind of respect it, though. Nice. Honoring your youth. Timmy's my 12-year-old expression, dude.
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timmy's a brilliant actor so i'm sure he's going to be a completely believable as me or younger me or some other me the film's taken from elijah wald's dylan goes electric a book that came out in 2015. it's a fantastic retelling of events from the early 60s that led up to the fiasco at newport after you've seen the movie read the book oh it's nice super sweet
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So do you even talk to him on the phone or anything yet?
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At a swim meet too. At a swim meet. Swim meet's the worst because you can't even talk to the person next to you because it echoes so much in the room. I've never been to a swim meet in my life. Even if you whisper a little, the people hear it. It travels. Yes. It travels. Oh, you cannot gossip.
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You're right. And it is. And I definitely watch from my car with binoculars, so it's not too creepy.
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The proof's in the pudding. Yeah. How do you expect him not to rehearse his own life? But yeah, that's the thing. You just can't gossip at a swim meet, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we talking about?
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What do you guys have there? We play dice in the alleys like you were saying before.
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Oh, it got very, you got kind of like, yeah, very... Anemic. Yep. Anemic. I'm sure. What else is it called? Kind of Boo Radley-esque. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. You know. Yeah, because they should give you at least an hour in the sun. They give it to inmates. Yeah. And just because I'm learning social studies, I don't get it. I don't get it. Exactly.
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And then I'd be in the basement doing, just acting all day. Just because I'm learning fucking Voltaire. I don't get 40 minutes in the sun. Yeah, I don't get 40 minutes in the sun. Nothing. A raisin got in the sun. Hey. I don't. Hey, that's a good play. Now it's right there, man. Denzel Washington, baby. I will accept that. I will accept that. Denzel Washington. Thank you very much.
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Yeah, there's got to be. There is a theater program. That's a good question. I grew up in Louisiana. We had some theater. We just did like- Did you ever do theater growing up? Yeah, I did. I did. Well, it was just called Drama Club or whatever, and it was a lot of people who was- It was a lot of people, I think, that wanted to be actors, and then a lot of people that just were kind of like-
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw you were just in Nashville. Yeah.
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Yeah, I did just some stuff at school, but I would always mess it up. Like we did like Sherlock Holmes or something. And I was like Watson or whatever, his buddy or whatever. It's like his, his man crush, whatever. And our, our guy was very like progressive. So we try to make it there to be like this small, like lover scene or, or just like some, um, ambiance between Sherlock and Watson.
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I don't know if I went for it or not. I was like 13. You got to be bold. You got to go out there, man. You got to be bold.
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It could have gone either way. But yeah, there was this definitely kind of romantic where they're looking for the clues and they end up kind of finding each other. That's what the guy said. And I was like, this seems like insane. But you didn't do it.
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I tried my best but then I remember the first night I got out there on stage I took on this Latino accent for some reason it's a strong choice man and nobody knew it was coming perfect and I was like what's up Holmes you know and then so yeah that was just and that's when I realized it was tough for me to be in some ensemble things I just wanted to be by myself you know like that kind of thing would you do a movie if it came your way
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Oh, yeah. It's my producer's favorite. No way. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. That we just met? Yep, that guy, Zach, is his name. No way. And he loves it. Yeah, he really loves it.
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I don't think so. I just am super protective about myself for some reason, which may seem kind of weird. I don't know.
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Yeah. No, a good choice, dude. Yeah. Um, who, so in New York when you were a kid, like who was your best friend? Best friend growing up. Nobody, man. I was always pursuing acting, dude. Were you really?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I think – well, especially in New York because it's so expensive. In other places, some people get a roommate because they just get maybe lonesome or whatever.
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I don't have a roommate. I would like to get one or I would like to get a wife maybe this year or next year.
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Some, but sometimes you're shocked at who they'll set you up with. Really? Like you're insulted? I mean, you're just like, well, we must think that you think differently of me.
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Just somebody put me all with like a. You know, just a woman head, like, you know, any way I say this, I lose here.
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Yeah, it's a good place. It's like a little city. Yeah. It's like a little city, kind of like a fancy little city. It's almost like the JonBenet of cities, kind of like, you know, look at this outfit, kind of, you know, but dangerous at the same time. But it has like kind of like an element of like mystery kind of. That's kind of a weird example.
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Yeah, but I just make sure that I just try and don't say anything that would be really mean about somebody. So right there, it could have got weird.
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There's a podcast sphere out there that things get handled or whatever. I don't want to use that term. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's terrifying. There's no lawyer involved. I'll say that. You're just winging it. The Lord is our lawyer. That's some of these people's motto.
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When you go into a role like this, do you start to think like, so a lot of younger people will think, that you're Bob Dylan. You almost become, you almost take a piece of the person's existence in a strange way. Does that make any sense to you?
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That's not what I mean. Some people are going to think you are... When they think of him in the future, your face will come into there.
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Like, and you couldn't take them to dinner or something and not see somebody that would know one of you or them.
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Right, you wanted to honor him as much as you could. Yeah, exactly. But also without being him as much.
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Yeah, well, there's enough people, but the South's a little gossipy.
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First of all, if you've never seen the Wonka movie, you just listen to the audio. That's a little bit. That's already weird, too. It's kind of. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting.
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Interesting bridge right there. No, but I was saying the same thing, man. Yeah, it is, right? Like, just, yeah. Yeah. No disrespect, but I was just like, man. No, the godfather of surround sound, basically, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I heard. The premiere was pretty interesting. So, last night was your premiere. It was premiere in LA, man. It was great, you know.
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So there's a lot of, like, it's not really an adultery city. It's not a city that's, adultery's not like a trademark of the city, probably. How is it different from New Orleans? New Orleans is a little bit more dangerous, I think, you know? And probably better food, to be honest. Okay. I think you have to have crime to have good food. That's kind of how I feel.
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Oh, dude, thanks for coming the day after your premiere. Yeah, that's why I was a little late. I apologize, man. Were you guys up late?
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No, you got to celebrate. Did you have to get up and make a speech? What's it like at something like that? I, man, great question.
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Oh, yeah. He's a super legend. He was in the – You ever see Rounders?
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Yeah, I play it sometimes. He's good. And both of the actresses were great, the ladies in it. Oh, and his wife was in it. What's her name?
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Erico. Yeah. Yeah, they got a beautiful group of ladies in there. And men, too. Yeah, look at Boyd Holbrook, man. With the blue suit on. That's a handsome man. Is he real handsome? Yeah, he's a stud. Well, dude, you're kind of a handsome dude. You are, man.
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Oh, yeah, there's a lot of freaking thieves out there. How long have you had it? This haircut I've had for probably... It's a little dicey today. I've had it for probably, well, I had it as a child. Oh, no way. So this goes back. Oh, yeah. And then I tried to, like, blend in, like, whenever I moved to Hollywood and stuff, and it didn't work for me. And so then I tried to blend out.
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Oh, so you started in L.A. before Nashville. Yeah. Yeah, I lived out here for 12 years. I was doing stand-up comedy. This is where I started doing stand-up comedy. Oh, yeah, where? At the Comedy Store and stuff like that?
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Comedy Store. It was awesome, man. I really enjoyed it.
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Yeah, and that was like, yeah, all types. They had like Chris D'Elia, Tom Segura.
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That's a good question. You know what's so funny? They're totally different from each other, and some people in one don't even know the people in the other. Because the audience is different, you think? It's just a total different group of people. Like you go there, and it's almost like it feels like you have to start all over.
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It's just a total different – Like I'll go into a club there, and it feels like – A whole different thing. I'm walking into a club for the first time.
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I think you'll get a lot of respect, but you just feel that way. It's not your territory, you know? Right, right, right. And you want to give respect to the guys that that's their grounds that they walk on every day.
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Because that's where they live. Like if somebody came out and was like being real flashy, but they're not in your kind of club here, it would be the same way, I think. Interesting. So there's a lot of code of conduct like that. Would you ever do Saturday Night Live? I don't know, man. You know, it's so funny. I went and saw it recently.
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It is crazy. You did it? Yeah, I've done it twice. It's super dialed in, right? I should have known that. Oh, yeah, dude. I went with Chris Farley's brother. It was the first time that he'd been back to go to SNL since his brother was on there, since he'd went with him. What was that like for him? Dude, he told so many great stories. I wish they'd have put him out on stage.
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I was like, have him go out there. Right. Tell his stories. It was just classic, man. But I went to watch Bill Burr. I'm a big Bill Burr fan, so I went to watch him.
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Oh, sick. That was dope. Wow, yeah. And then there we are right there with Chris Farley's brother right there.
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No, dude. It's true. Did he take your haircut or no? HGH, dude. No, no, no. I got to get some HGH. Do you work out? Yeah, I do work out, dude. Yeah, I do. God. Yeah, I went today, I mean. That's what I mean. But yeah.
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What else do I want to know about this film? So you didn't hear anything from Bob. What about like his wife or his kid or something?
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Okay. Because I've had that. You've never had Yakum? I haven't had the edible version, no. Oh, this thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
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So even all the Dylans are unique. Yeah, I don't know what that means. You phase? I don't know. You phase with the finger like that. I don't know. I mean, I know phase banks. I don't know a lot of the phase guys. I know the one of them gave CPR to Sketch one night or something when he wasn't doing good. Whoa. But anyway, shouldn't have said that out loud.
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What's up, brother? That guy. Did you see him? No. Oh, my gosh. Wow. It's crazy how different worlds are so different, dude.
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Oh, yeah, he's been on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a great bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is so creative. He has one of the most creative minds I've been around. Yep. Just like he has his own pentameter of making jokes and stuff. It's pretty fascinating. Is he a stand-up? Nope, he's not a stand-up. I think there's this new thing that goes on now where as if somebody's – It's interesting.
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What's going to happen with stand-up? Because stand-up has been this thing that people always go practice and then they go do. But now a lot of people build so much traction from social media. Yeah, they pop off like that. Right, but then how do you take that and perform it? Is there a performance element? Yeah, it's a whole different thing.
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you know sexy again in some way yeah i think well the news got like very um all the same i feel like and it got very i what a lot of people believe maybe um commandeered by advertising in a way right right right right some of that happens it's capitalism so i think podcasting was just this like became this open format yes yeah yeah yeah where it was like okay also you know that you're really resonating in some way yeah right because it's not dollars that or it's not like
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Well, especially in the beginning for the first like four or five years, you're not really making any money. So it's like you're just doing your best. You're just keeping it. And then at a certain point, like people will say, well, if you're not going to say what I want, then get your advertising off of my network.
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Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's a deep cut right there. It is a very deep cut. I thought it came in a small baggie. Yeah, I haven't had this, bro. I have not had this. But, you know, New Orleans has one of the largest Vietnamese populations.
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Oh, it's a risk dollars wise. Yeah. I mean, Dana White was on here one time and one of our episodes got pulled down because of we had Bobby Kennedy on this political friend, a buddy of mine, but who also ended up going into politics, but they didn't want to be associated with it or whatever.
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And, uh, anyway, Dana was on and he said, what, what, who called and said they, and we were like, it was this, um, Kellogg's it was biking company or something. No, it was like a proton or whatever it's called. Peloton. Peloton. Interesting. And dude, next thing you know, people all across the country were throwing Pelotons into the Boston river. Yeah.
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Do they really? Well, that's not going to help them.
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Anyway. Oh, there he is. Oh, yeah. That's what happens when you. He married Samantha, huh? I don't know about this show. Yeah. What else was I going to think about? Oh, when you think about, so I just want to make sure that we get a lot about this film and what I thought that was. Yeah. What did you like about it?
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Nope. Well, yeah, I know some of his music. Did your parents or your mom listen to it? Oh, yeah. My mom listened to it. This kid I grew up with, he would play it in his room every night. He had the harmonica and everything. He was a big Bob Dylan fan. No way. My friend Ty, who I used to live with. Yeah, I mean, Bob Dylan was the first mumble rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man, absolutely.
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Yeah, whining with a backbeat. Absolutely. Everybody's like... you know, thinking that it was some of these other guys like Uzi Vert or maybe Kodak Black, who's just a mumbler. I mean, at a certain point, can we just say that? He's great.
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Yeah. But definitely early on. Yeah, it's gotten a little rocky. I feel like it's gotten rocky recently. Which is cool, man. He might be going through some stuff too. Who knows? Sometimes it's so hard to know, you know, what people are going through.
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That'd be great if we had a word, like it's like a word counter for you and Kodak. Yeah. You're like just miles ahead of him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Literally. Dude, you could sneeze and be like seven words ahead of him. I feel like. You said it. You said it. What about some other... Well, I just want to think anything else about the film that was... Was it hard to learn the music?
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Did you have any issues with that? Or how did you guys make that happen? Not really, man.
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Oh, when you were meeting with that guy? Yeah, yeah. In the dark alleys? In the dark alleys. Yeah. To work on the accent. Yeah, to work on your... keeping your tongue down when you say certain vowels. Down with the palate. Hey, man, you know. Do you work, you know. Years ago, I went to a voice test.
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When people do frontside piggybacks, that's I've never heard of that in my life. And that's when I quit playing tennis in junior high school, I'll tell you.
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And anybody that can draw a picture of Timothy and me... and involved in frontside piggybacking, let me know. I'll buy it from you, and we'll donate $1,000 to a charity of your choice.
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Yeah, yeah, that Broadway, that area. That area is really interesting down there. What else about Nashville that I really like?
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Oh, right through there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think we should get that.
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Yeah. Are you a big holidays guy? You know what? I think it does remind me a little bit to slow down kind of, you know, which is nice because life gets going pretty fast a lot of times. Do you think you're more elfish or Santa Claus? Oh, it's a good question. Oh, I wish I could be a little more Santa. I'm more of sometimes a little more Mrs. Claus. Like I'll start bitching about a lot of shit.
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I'll just get a latch in, but I just got to slow down. It's just been like a long year. Yeah. You've been busy. Yeah. What are you going to do for, are you going to go away or anything? Yeah, I'm going to go to Louisiana and see some family. Then I might try to take a vacation for a few days. We'll see. A little Baton Rouge? Yeah, my family lives right down there.
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I haven't been to that. I go to watch Lipscomb College. They play soccer there. What? Lipscomb College. No way. It's a college, and they have soccer, and so I'll go watch some of their games. What's their student body population? That's a good question. Pull it up. Lipscomb College. Let's see.
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Oh, yeah. One of them was my neighborhood growing up, dude. I remember our property tax was $8 one year. My mom paid in cash, dude, right out of her purse. I was like, where do we live at?
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The guy that came by. Was it a legit guy, you think? He looked pretty legit. He had all of his buttons on his head.
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Oh. That's me, baby, moderate. Mitchell Llama program provides affordable rental and cooperative housing to moderate and middle income families. You're just talking about Alphabet City, basically. Okay. Yeah, dude. Wow.
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I like New York. I mean, yeah, it's definitely fascinating. You ever live there? No. I'll just stay there for like maybe three months at the most. I would live there. If I get a wife and she lives there, I'll stay. I'll go live there.
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Well, she looks like, probably looks like a nice lady, I think. Let me think about the rest of it. Probably maybe played volleyball, maybe didn't. Maybe likes to be a mom, maybe. I don't know, dude.
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It's one of those colleges that right next to it has the high school also, and then the children's school or whatever.
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Okay. Because people that laugh get jokes usually. You can't... Unless something's wrong with you and you just laugh every now and then. Right, right.
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Ooh, I hope she can, but I'm not trying to be some kind of pervert or whatever, but I wouldn't mind seeing one every now and then, especially if it's holidays or whatever and she wants to...
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you know pop off a damn b handspring or something for everybody cuts into some lackeys or whatever i'm down for it um so yeah i think i'm open to a lot of different things i think yeah you know and like handstands and shit i mean okay i don't know what you're gonna get here
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So I think, yeah, it's like, I just don't, you know, I think more will be revealed about who the lady could be, but I'm also just being more open to it. You know, it's like, you gotta be open to that, to get a wife, to be like, oh, I'm gonna get, you know, I'm gonna have a wife and be with the wife. You gotta be open to it, brother. Yeah. You gotta set the, you gotta set your life up. Yeah.
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And how are you going to get divorced if you don't get married? You know what I'm saying?
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No, my mom's organizing. I got my tree up right now. Nice. You got a tree. I got a box of gifts. There's a lady that I don't even know who has sent me a box of Christmas ornaments for the past four years. Sweet. It comes every year. I put them up on the tree.
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Every Christmas it's called, it's a murder movie.
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Or it's just some movie about, it's about somebody who used to love somebody and they're watching their family now. And they send them this random box and people put it on their tree, they don't know. Yeah. And it has a camera in it.
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Well, we're supposed to do Christmas caroling this year with a couple of fellows from the gym, actually. And so we're supposed to practice on Friday. And we just hired a cool brother over there in Nashville to help us learn some of the lyrics. I love when you say that, man. Oh, yeah. We're excited about it. There's all brothers going, so you got to respect the culture, man.
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You know what I'm saying? Oh, man. But yeah, and then what are we going to go? Oh, I watched Family Man. Have you ever seen that one?
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With Nicolas Cage? Nicolas Cage. It's a great movie. One of the greats.
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What about, there's kind of a love triangle in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's a... So the women's Joan Baez. Joan Baez and Sylvie Russo. Is Sylvie Russo, was she an artist? I couldn't tell.
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Yes, she was very effective by Dylan in the movie, or her character was. Yeah. That was interesting to see.
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Yeah. Wow. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I found like, um, when I was watching it, um, Yeah, you're kind of rooting. It's weird because who you're rooting for changes almost from scene to scene in the movie.
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No, I mean, I was a Saints fan. I'm a New Orleans Saints fan, but I was not.
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I mean, I had on maybe a, you know, I might have had on a Drew Brees jersey.
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Dude, yeah, that's for sure. But no, yeah, it's like, yeah, how do you even start to get things figured out? But that's one thing that I liked about it. I like seeing the different – and I like that there was like, okay, what's this relationship like over here going to happen? What's this relationship like over here going to happen?
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And then just seeing like – I did get a better idea of like, oh, okay, Bob Dylan was just kind of like affected dude that he kind of was maybe better than he thought he was or – Or he was actually so great and they tried to manipulate him. It was just all so confusing. And I think it was confusing to him. Exactly. It was just a lot going on.
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Let's pull him up. Let's give him some shine because I need to go watch him. You think if I hit him up, he would invite him to a game?
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And he seemed like a unique person and probably like a secretly sensitive guy. And so for all those things to happen so quick to him and then for him to try to figure it out and navigate what was real, I don't know.
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Yeah, dude. You know what, though? I think it was I do think that it was interesting if you frame it up like this is what it is. It's a it's a it's a it's a few years in a man's life. That was a very interesting man who's probably written so many songs that some young people don't even know that he wrote. Yeah, exactly. I was listening. I was like, no way he wrote that. And like.
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Just some relationships that he had with other artists that you may not even know about.
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Because not only do you have to manage what you present, but you have to manage also how...
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I sound like I'm- Yeah, well, no, they had that first guy, Narcissus or whatever, looked in the river and saw himself, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then he's like, hey, where are the ladies at or whatever? And you're like, whoa, dude, what are you talking about?
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Oh, as we're talking, the computer follows. Yeah, yeah.
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Like, you're over here, like, trying to start Clairol or whatever.
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Fucking working on your, you know... Yeah, it's like just a bunch of Dior moisturizer. Talking about lip filler to everybody.
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Um, what about other, um, because you can only do so many biopics too. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of weird. You kind of, you burned a biopic. I burned a biopic. Is it a biopic?
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Okay. Like that I could do or you could do? I don't know. If I keep talking to people, why do you sit with me and just talk the whole time?
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He could be a dirtball. But I like some of his energy, dude. Some of his shit is pretty hot. It's very Bob Dylan, man. Just be who you want to be. That's a good point. That's how I do feel about him. It's like, oh, I feel like he's kind of unique. He kind of reminds me of like an Eminem, like when Eminem kind of like... He reminds me of how Eminem was just unique in his time period.
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That's a good point. It could be some crypto failure.
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Oh, I think he's definitely super entertaining. Yeah, and we're just joking around.
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Dude, you should be a politician, dude. You're good. I was acting. But what are that? Or maybe Abraham Lincoln's son or whatever? I could be Abraham Lincoln. Me or you? You. What about if you— Abraham Lincoln's son? Who was Abraham Lincoln's son? Dave Lincoln. That's a ridiculous idea. It was Dave Lincoln. Was it? Dave Lincoln. Was it really? Or Ricky Lincoln? Who is his son? Tad Lincoln.
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Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go to his information. Let's see him. Wow. Dude, you could be Tad Lincoln. The fourth son of Abraham Lincoln.
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And imagine his father gave some of the greatest speeches and here he is. And he has this kind of like a little bit of a... like a disfigurement or some impairment. And he's like, how do I overcome this to say something as important that my father said?
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Yeah, easily. You caught a frisbee that was dirty and you were down for two months. He went to see Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp. Oh, wow, on April 14th, 1865, Tad went to Grover's Theater to play Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp while his parents attended the performance of Tom Taylor's play Our American Cousin at Ford Theater. That night, his father was assassinated.
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And you finally run up to him as he's done. Yeah. And you say something super important.
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Huh? I don't know. We got to get somebody good.
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Yeah, age me down a little bit. Or Jim Carrey. I think I could see you playing a Jim Carrey one day, too. I was thinking about that. He's brilliant, dude.
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Even when she doesn't exist, he's still trying to flirt. That's the best part.
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I don't believe in personality. That would be an interesting guy to play because that's really cool. That's a cool scene to play if you could do that. Yeah, and I think he's had a crazy life. Yeah, what his life was like. Yeah.
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Bigger than anything. Bigger than anything, right? In the 2000s. Oh, yeah. And he had a show called In Living Color before that that was like Jamie Foxx was on it.
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Yeah, you're done, dude. Yeah, some people got that damn, you got a damn foot Mozart out there. I don't have that.
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Yeah. Right? It was him, yeah, and they had a... Now he's become an artist. Yeah, now he's an artist. But it's just interesting to get all the art out of your system, you know, because some artists – I think that's kind of what he – I think that's what he feels like.
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Wow. What about, do you feel like you have to be like, because you're kind of like the it guy, like the it younger guy in Hollywood. For sure, for sure. You know? But does that feel like... I don't know. And I know it's like, do you, how do you, and a lot of that is a lot of times curtailed by like the industry.
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Like you're like, you have a pretty, like I thought you'd come with like in a tank or something like you drove over here by yourself. Yeah. So definitely, um, kind of, I guess.
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maybe against what i was thinking which doesn't mean anything um but do you worry about how do you still be yourself and find yourself at a time when you could be so maneuvered by um so many bigger listen man not to bring it back to the movie but that's where bob dylan's so influential no this is perfect no because bob always followed his path and what's interesting about the movie industry instead of like as opposed to the music industry the music industry you write your own music you know
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Really? Yes. Oh, that's fire. Yeah, I got to go check him out, man. I haven't been to see a game. It's unfortunate. I did get to go see Vanderbilt, which is the college that's, that's the SEC college that's actually in Nashville.
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I want inside baseball. I just, you know, you're like a real thinker, you know? So it's not like you're going to give some answer that isn't traveling through your thoughts and you explaining stuff. So that's perfect. There's no wrong way to answer it. It's a weird thing. It's like...
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What does that mean? So a director can kind of put you through some fucking shit?
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Safdie. I was 21. Uncut Gems, that's that movie, right? Yeah, Uncut Gems.
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I've seen Nathan Fielder's show. Yeah. Wow, that's cool. Yeah, yeah. Wow, that must have been awesome, man. Because that guy, that uncle Jim's is so good. I look forward to seeing that.
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So directors can do that. So sometimes it's like that. It's going to be a journey. It's going to be a journey, yeah. What was the biggest journey through the unknown? I just want to get the name of it right. A complete unknown Christmas day. Leave it like that. What was the biggest journey through a complete unknown on Christmas day?
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No, it's a smaller, it's a smaller energy. Yeah. But we went to one game this year. They played Alabama and they beat, they upset Alabama. Yeah.
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It's not. Yeah. And they know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, we're not telling a secret. No, no, no. You got to keep keeping their place. But that was the game they won. And look, they didn't even, it was like all these lawyers and attorneys like tearing down the goalposts.
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Yeah, did you have to, so your phone was off for that long, so you just locked in, and what would you do, just go to, did you sleep on set, or what do you do, what's that like?
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Oh, like somebody putting something in your head that stays in there.
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They even had, they had a, there we are after the game. We actually, we. Is it a big law program? Carl Lee is their coach and he's an awesome guy. I mean, he's a class act. He just gets smoked here. Oh, we got to, yeah. There you are. Dude, what are you doing on the field, dude?
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That's like, yeah, if you're watching another movie that some guy's in, you're right there.
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Get ready. As long as it's on the front, brother. Yeah, get ready. Calm down, man. Get ready, get ready. It'll do Hollywood for you.
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I've been out of my comfort zone since I was born. All right, fair, fair, fair. Yeah, I never subscribed to it. Or I never got the keys or whatever. You know the code they give you in high school to your locker? Yeah, you never got that. I remember going up to my comfort zone and being like, oh, I don't think this is it.
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Probably after like a sauna and ice bath type of thing. Oh, you do ice baths? Yeah, yeah. I'll get in there, dude. Oh, yeah. I'll freaking just... I'll lay in a polar bear's ass, brother. I like it like that. Oh, yeah. I like it just brisk like that, you know? I love that. Would you go to the Arctic? Oh, yeah. I would go up there. Mr. Beast just went up there. He went to Antarctica. Whoa.
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I don't know what he... He said there was nothing up there. There's not even like... You can't be like, hey, let's go somewhere, and like, no, you can't. I don't get how that stuff works, man. Where does he get the money? He's just... He's just huge, huh?
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well Mr. Beast has a show actually that comes out right before that like a week before but he was just we were just talking about it the other day and it's interesting yeah and it's an interesting show totally different though but one thing that's great about your movie is that first of all you just get you also just in addition to whatever's going on with the movie you get to hear like great music
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Yeah. It's great music. Great, great music. It's great music. You get to remember like, um, Woody Guthrie. Yeah. Who played Woody Guthrie in it?
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He's amazing. Yeah. Scoot McNary. Get a look at him before something happens to him. Yeah.
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That was pretty awesome. Yeah, we had Bernie Sanders on and he was saying that he said Pete Seeger was one of his favorite musicians.
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Probably, dude. Bernie hasn't aged. Nah, Bernie still looks the same. He's the best, dude.
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He's like a real folk hero. Great point. Yeah, Bernie is... He is a folk hero. Yeah, he's folk music. Yeah, and you also forget about like what... Yeah, I mean, that's another thing about the movie. You see the challenge of Bob Dylan, like take on like music and culture.
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There's this whole other cultural thing that's kind of happening in the background, like on the television and the news during the movie.
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Yeah, I was. What does that really look like, a break? Do you go to like a beach and just...
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Put on a helmet, girl. That was a girl that should not have been. Yeah, you almost ran her over. Yeah, she shouldn't be playing wide out. You know, it's just different. But no, what's it like there? Oh, after the game. So they had like engineers like, how should we take this down? And then there's just drunk kids like, just rip it down.
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Recruiting production assistants. Do you think you would have done it more justice five years earlier? No.
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Yeah. Yeah, I just wonder, yeah, and you get more experience that you can put into something, like you were saying earlier about acting, like you can keep doing it for a long time, you know? Exactly. Yo, can we hear any Bob? Is that a weird thing to ask you, dude? Is that lame? Like live right now? I'll try it. Go for it. All right. Hold on. Let me try it one more time. Hey, who is there?
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Hold on. I got to give it. Get into it, man. Get into it. Hey, who's at the door? That's not it, dude. That's horrible.
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Make up a word. You're verbifying things, and that's what Bob Dylan did.
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Yeah, everything's a glitch, dude. Jon Bon Jovi, it could be anybody. Chet has a new country album that's going to come out this year, too, I think, or next year. Dude, you've got to play Chet.
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I would just do it for the head. Just do it for that. They'll set you up with the best trainers. You've got the HGH. I could do it, man. I'm trying to think if there's anything else that we want to ask or anything else that you wanted to say, Timothy.
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And then they carried it down Broadway, which is like the street you were talking about, the goalposts, because they'd never had it happen. Those kids had never broken a law in their life. Yeah. They even tried to valet park the goalposts at like a restaurant. Is it like an expensive, fancy type school?
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I got to water my plants, dude. I just got home.
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Oh, you do? Is it here? Over in Westwood. And Westwood, all right, I love Westwood. And so, yeah, I get my plants. You go to Diddy Reese? And I forget, yeah, I go over there sometimes. I go walk over there, and sometimes I would go for that, and I would just end up getting a bunch of vapes and just sitting over in my car. But, yeah, sometimes I forget to wash my plants.
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I forget to water my plants, you know? And then I get home, and it's been like a month or something. Your place is ready to be wifified, man. I know. And I always water them. I'll be like, your mother left us. I'll yell shit like that. I'll be like, your mother left us. To who? To the plants. I'll just blame it on their imaginary mother or whatever. I'll be like, we would have been fine. She left.
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I'm just pouring water on them. Their punishment is the water? No, the water is there. I'm giving them the water, but it would have been watered every day if their mother had left us. Oh, so you're bringing out the resentment on the plants. She left us. Who's the mother, Poison Ivy? It's just a fictional woman.
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You'll have a Subaru. Ooh. But I'll take it. You know what? If the family comes with that and that's what it takes, I'll do it. All right. You know, I'll do that. And I appreciate it, Timothy Chalamet. Thanks for all the neat acting, man. Thanks for that. Thanks for the movie about the drug, about... the young man struggling with drugs. Thanks for the movie about Bob Dylan.
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Uh, and just thanks for sharing like what it takes, the commitment that it does take. Cause I do feel that from you. I do feel that the commitment that it really takes, if you really want to take this opportunity and make the most of it in your life, you know, exactly like you're doing.
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Amen, brother. Um, Christmas Day, the movie comes out. You can go watch it in the theaters with your family over the holidays. Perfect, perfect family movie. Will it be in theaters, yeah?
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I mean, I don't think it's a lot of kids that have ever played probably dice in an alley, I would say that. So I would say it's probably pretty decent.
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Huh. Interesting. Dude, thanks for coming in, Timothy. I appreciate it, man.
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Bro, he did a great job. Because they used to have... They used to have... I used to hate them, you know? Yeah.
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There's a lot of, yeah, a lot of, yeah, missing, formerly living things started to disappear.
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Well, they used to have incinerators in the buildings. That's what was craziest. Right, right, right. So that the people would put their trash, it would hit the incinerator. And then they would just have, I mean, this is like six or seven years ago, I think, but they would just have soot in barrels, you know, or in cans on the side of the street. And then they started getting bags.
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But he said, yeah, there's been times where a lot of things have shown up. But thank you, man, for checking it out. Yeah. For just hearing it on accident.
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No, it's not at all. We're happy that you're here. And I appreciate it. And you get to do a biopic or biopic.
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Yeah, biopic does sound fancier. I think that's true. Yeah, biopic. Was it like, so let me think about a question like that. Just so people know, this is about a four or five year period in Bob Dylan's life.
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Yeah, we don't have like a lot of celebrities on, really. You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, actors get kind of a weird rap, though, because then they also have to be celebrities. In some way, yeah, in some way.
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Yeah. No, I don't think that's man. I think that like you did the movie with the young man with drug addiction with Steve Carell. So yeah, beautiful boy, which was awesome. Yeah.
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Yeah, man. And so many people have, and it's like, um, so, um, I don't think there's any doubt in people's mind about your ability to be a bridge between whether it be a story or a person to a new generation or to new listeners or people kind of imbibing it.
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I don't even know what that means. Okay, I don't either. I don't even know what that means.
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Yeah, people want to hear it. People want to see it. People want to see, like, a little bit of a journey that they can relate to or hear about it. Yeah, exactly. So about the character, like... So Bob Dylan has, like, such a famous... Because, yeah, a lot of younger generation might not know about him, you know?
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And a lot of... He has such like a... That's a good Bob Dylan, man. Was it? Yeah, that was good. How did you do? When you first decided, because I'm sure you had to practice it in your room or something.
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You've seen him in Dune, Willy Wonka, A Beautiful Boy, and now his new movie, A Complete Unknown, where he plays Bob Dylan in theaters Christmas day. You can check it out. I had a great time getting to know him. He's an enthralling dang human. Today's guest is Timothée Chalamet.
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Oh, I think you have to do that. Yeah, I had to do it, man.
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Hey, snipers down, lay down snipers. Yeah. Um, but was there a moment where you tried that, where you actually tried it?
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There he is right there. Okay. Is that the man?
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There was a young lady and her husband right in front of me who were from Louisiana. That was really cool. She knew my friend Mandy that I used to date and we was friends. It was her friend. I'm sitting next to Danica Patrick from the race car. You know what I'm saying? So you know how I am, bro. I'm trying to meet a wife, dude. She's got a man. No judgment. But yeah, it was great. So I sat by her.
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And she was awesome, dude. We're just climbing around having fun. Oh, I forgot to say this. So right before we start to get into the bus, that's when Conor McGregor rolls up, bro.
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Conor McGregor's dude and this is the fuck you know what I'm saying and this guy comes up and his suit it was like they have perfectly fitted brother like he just fucking just just fucking all like they just like the suit had just been stitched right around him just a second before he walked into our view. And he was just fresh.
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He was just fucking like he'd been just drinking Irish spring soap water. You know, he just looked like he was just fresh out the tap, you know. And he was energetic and he rolls right up, you know. How you going, lad? Hey, class, lad. You know, just nice. Great to meet you. You know, just positive. His energy was just a lot of energy, like a lot of it.
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And it was honestly, it was a lot of good energy that he rolled up with just in right there to the Paul boys. And he didn't know, I guess him and the Pauls had had a confliction online and I didn't know it. I didn't know that. You don't, I'm not in, you don't see me in all the gossip columns and all of that, but they'd had confliction online, grown men arguing on the internet.
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They'd been doing it and no judgment, man. But yeah, he just comes in with his energy. He had his energy up like that. And he just had his energy like that. Like he just found all the pots of gold they'd ever hidden. Fair play boys. And that's how he rolled up, you know, like the fucking it was almost like Notre Dame.
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It's like if he was a guy on the on the little helmet or whatever, you know, on the hat, he was the Notre Dame guy. But he was twice as bad as that fucking little mascot guy they'd had. He could just fucking it's like he had a thousand Joe Joyce's in each one of his hands. And he just had fucking legs strong as the moors, you know? And what are moors? Let me look it up.
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And it's probably maybe six, seven years old or something. And I forgot that I wasn't driving my car at home. Right. In Nashville. So. The other day, I thought my car got stolen. So I called the police or whatever, or, you know, yes, the authorities. They come, the guy, we're standing, I'm like telling him, describing my car, which is a cyber truck. And I know that's alarming.
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I thought it was like a thing. Moors. Moors. The cliffs of Moor. Oh, there you go. And he had legs like the cliffs of Moor. And he rolled up in his head. He just had the energy of a fucking. He had the energy. He just was full of electricity. He really was. He had a voraciousness. You know, his aura was at about 6, 7, 7,000, 8,000. And I'm not even sure what the exchange rate of that is.
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And in British pounds, I think they use them there. What money? do they use in Ireland oh euros yeah oh yeah it's euros or minus buddy we're gonna figure it out but anyway so so that's how he rolled up a lot of electricity but even just dude he knew my name said something nice so I was like You know, I was very just, you know, I was like, holy shit, dude. So then we were we get on the bus. Right.
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So I'm sitting next to Danica Patrick. OK, we're sitting in front of Evander Holyfield, dude. You know, and people used to watch him wrestle. And he is a legend. We're on this bus. And then John Shahidi, Kyle from NELC, and Kyle Faragard. Faragard? Faragard. I'm not sure. Is it Faragard? Faragard. Faragard. Kyle, they call him Kyle.
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Obviously, I can tell why, because people because it's after that, it's fucking you're bothering people. But Kyle from Nelk, right, who looked who looked like he was going to court to not get in trouble for a serious crime, like a business crime, like he looked like.
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dashing he really did the man looked dashing um and oh and then behind them j uh oh and then um alex bruceowitz john shahidi um and then in the back it was jake paul's logan paul behind them Pam, Logan's mom, and Conor McGregor, the fucking Karate Kid of Ireland. And it was just, and it was awkward.
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You could see also on everybody's face, because I guess there'd been issues between the Pauls and the McGregors. They'd been having beef online or whatever. And so they'd been beefing. And so there was issues there and I didn't know it, but so it was just awkward, you know? So I think there was some energy there. But it was also people was they said fair play to each other.
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Both of those sides said fair play to each other, boys. And we're going to have a good day. And we're here for something bigger than bigger than bigger than us, you know, for to witness just a country that has freedom. And so the bus took off, took a while. We probably sat there 40 minutes, a lot of laughter and fun stuff, you know, just crazy, dude.
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I mean, I can't even believe I'm sitting next to you. Hold on. I'm sitting by Evander Holyfield, right? And you could tell he can feel like these other boxers in the back, but we know who the fucking dog is, you know? And I looked at him like, I'm on your team, brother. You know what I'm saying? If shit gets fucking risky out here.
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you know, if things get crazy, you know, then, then you, you know what I'm saying? If he, and he's, you know, he's getting up in years, but if you got to even use me as a white Walker, just to help you get out of here, mate, let us, whatever we got to do, man.
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So, but yeah, but I, I just, I truly can't believe that I'm on this, you know, it's just, it's a, you know, do you find yourself in certain moments where you're like, this is pretty crazy that you're in a moment. Right. And it's just regular people for sure. But if you're like, this is crazy. Like, who did we trick or whatever to get in here, you know? Like, how did we – I don't know.
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I don't know. And we didn't trick anybody, but there's a part – there's just like, yeah. You're like, what are we – you know, one of these things is not like the other. It just seemed like, I don't know. And I'm not trying to say that like in a self pity or like pity me way. I just are like, Oh, I don't deserve to be there. I'm just like, it just was fucking kind of a surprising moment.
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We're all going to a presidential inauguration. I don't know these people. Do you know? I don't know. I mean, I know John Shahidi really well. He's actually a close friend of mine who runs happy dad. And I know who else was it? I, well, I paid for one of Evander's fights before, for sure, when they had early pay-per-view, I know. And I paid for one of Paul's fights.
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And it makes a lot of people sad. And that's OK. But I'm described and it is it's a it's very it's it's like driving like a molar filling for the Statue of Liberty. You just feel like you're driving this huge molar filling for some gigantic thing. But anyway, besides all that. I call the police. I'm telling the guy, took a while, waited probably 40 minutes.
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And I met Jake and Logan, but I don't know them, you know. So, anyway, there we all are. We're on a bus. We get over by the Capitol. And they say, as soon as the thing ends, we have six minutes to get out of the venue and back onto the bus before they're going to shut down certain roads. And that was one of the biggest things.
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All along the outside, when I've been walking towards the hotel and everything, it's probably 10 to 30 degrees or 40 degrees or 34, 6, 7 degrees, right? It's not a ton of degrees, but it's not like no degrees, but it's like some degrees. You know what I'm saying? So...
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but there's military everywhere every you even like you like there'd be military there's like swat team um you know police sheriffs um undercut like a uh marine um every there was people in high there was like like i went to use a mailbox i open it up it's a uh military guy in disguise dressed up like a um male thing like oh fuck you know um he still took two of the letters for me so thank you
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Um, but yeah, everything you just couldn't, you gotta be careful. There was military everywhere. So you couldn't piss outside kind of vibes, you know? Um, anyway, so we're driving, but all the roads, there's like barricades everywhere. There's like trucks that they've just brought into park at all these intersections all around this capital area. Like, like any corner you would pass on the way in.
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Cause we'd circled the entire thing, trying to find a way to get closer to this hotel. So I hadn't had to walk.
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just because it was so brisk out, so the thing, but there was, some of them had cement barricades, some of them just had like a big trucks, some of them had SU war, little war trucks or whatever, it's like a little tank, but with, and they made them for regular people, but they were fucking sad, it was like H Hummers, they had those real Hummers, they had, I
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There was things stopping everywhere and there was military personnel all over or police personnel all over. So anyway, the bus ride takes a while. You got to go through these certain streets. They have these big barricades set up and then you have to kind of like turn the corner and then straighten your bus out to make it through.
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um, these huge, like kind of cage steel, uh, walls that they put up. So the bus can just fit right down the middle of the walls. Like the full intersection is the full street is closed and it's just been narrowed to, um, this one, uh, like the middle lane kind of it. And so that took a Anyway, we pull up outside of the Capitol, probably pretty far off. I'm not sure, maybe 400 yards.
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We start walking. It's a beautiful day. Beautiful. I mean, like, freezing cold, but just picturesque. The sun's hitting you. You can see the Capitol, the American flag, and... it was exciting. All the officers, it seemed they're all wearing like this, the hot, the hot, the cold, um, like head gear. You can just see their eyes or whatever and just their gun or whatever. And that's, and, um,
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Yeah, they look like all, like, kind of dark snowmen. Like, kind of, like, black snowmen, like, a little bit. Because it was just... A lot of them was wearing SWAT gear, tactical. They had everything. They had a fucking gun, handcuff, billy club, Ray-Bans or whatever, you know? Just pepper spray, salt spray. Just fucking, you know, you didn't even know what was going.
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Just, you know, one of them would fucking just throw a grenade full of...
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lemon pepper you know if it got shit got really bad uh so anyway that's you have all the all these officers and everything you go inside let me think right so at the bottom oh there's all these bikes they parked all these bicycles and stuff kind of to make it like you had to go past them and it was a little bit of like a gauntlet kind of it was just odd the different things that they put in place to kind of make it odd to get into places
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I'm telling the officer, explaining the vehicle and stuff. And I reach in my pants. I have car keys, right? I have car keys. And the guy, and I said, well, these are the keys to it. And I gave them to him. And he presses the button and the fucking, dude, the car was like fucking five cars away. I thought that I had, I was driving my Cybertruck. I just forgot.
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so you get inside and then we walked along a hallway and then you start to see military like marines um army colonels generals um sergeants staff sergeant um
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sergeant pepper i think it had everybody in that bitch right they had everybody was there was and they were standing at attention you know and some were at not attention you know the lazy ones or whatever i don't know who they were but they um you know and some people were getting photos i mean if you're rolling with conor mcgregor's they you know people's folk and topped in lot you know that's the most violent tallest leprechaun they ever made right there
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He's a savage, man. And so, yeah, you got him and the Pauls. And so it was kind of nice because I, you know, I was just under the radar. They're all taller and bigger. And so they have more excitement. I just kind of was, you know, I was just, you know, I was kind of in awe of the situation. My buddy... The wildfires got his home, but I'll tell you this.
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So anyway, we go to get – oh, and once they started to open the doors, it was – some areas were kind of first-come, first-served seating. That's what it felt like. So it was kind of rushed. It was like on the – like last Friday or whatever when you got – you know, when they got a bunch of – You know, they got a bunch of kind of basketball wives fighting for those TVs or whatever.
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Like it's for like thanks. Whenever Christmas shopping starts, you know what I'm talking about? So they had that. It was that kind of energy. Everybody's running to get a seat type of energy. And we weren't running, but we're kind of keeping a quick pace, you know. But then we got up in there and we sat down. And they had also with us or by us or whatever was Sam Altman, and he did AI, right?
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And we'd love to get to chat with him and learn about how the world's going to fall apart. You know what I'm saying? We got to at least learn about it a little bit. And then Sam Altman, Alexander Wang, right? And I don't know a lot of Wangs. I don't know any. Okay, there he is. Alexander Wang or Vong. I'm not sure how they do it in... He's New Mexican.
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I thought I was driving my truck and I just, I forgot because I just hadn't been in Los Angeles in so long. And I just forgot that I was driving this Cherokee, the Jeep. So the Jeep, like I'm a multi-car owner. But anyway, absolutely embarrassing and just ridiculous. And just, you know, I was like, I was to describe the vehicle to him. you know, and describe the vehicle.
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So he's kind of the, you know, he's kind of the Asian John Jones, if you will, sort of. But he went to MIT. He's a... Interesting guy. Anyway, he's there. Everybody else was governors, elected officials, rich people, like, you know, people that had cattle or gold, you know, or whatever. And some people don't even call it gold.
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You know, at first, a lot of times they called it f***ing rocks, which is a crazy thing, but I could easily see people calling it that, and that's sad. Anyway... So we all sit down, right? We all sit down and it's a wait, bro. It is like, you know, and there's a lot of military. You got to meet a lot of military folks.
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So just to see all of them in their dress garb, you know, I mean, that was, that was probably one of the coolest things. You're in the Capitol and there's all, everybody's in their garb and it's just very regal, very regal looking. And, uh, yeah. And people were amped and there was fun stuff. And then every now and then you'd shake somebody's hand and they had a wet hand or whatever.
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And you're like, Oh fuck. You know, somebody get this fellow bag of flour. Somebody are just getting one of those, um, uh, pool chalks and let him just chalk his hand up before he shakes again, before he meets somebody, you know? Um, but yeah. And then, so that, that kind of happened. We sat there for a while, probably 30 minutes.
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And then, uh, and so we all slipped off and, uh, just slunk out and got into a special area beneath some stairwells where a lot of the military was back there and they had, they was drinking a chicken broth, hot chocolate and coffee. And the government had given them a little bag with a banana in it. You know, you're like, dear God, these people are putting their lives on the line, right?
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They're here to protect the president and we're fucking... Somebody, I mean, and some of these bananas had been... I don't want to say they had been abused or whatever by their owner or whatever, but they had been trafficked. I don't know how they... But some of the bananas had... They're not going to be put back in circulation. I was surprised some of them were still in circulation.
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Anyway, but the military personnel didn't care, and that was kind of a blast, too. That was probably the highlight of the whole inauguration was seeing all the military folks from all different branches, from police to Army, Navy, SWAT.
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uh sweat there was just some gay guy wearing a sweat shirt sweat on it um who else they had even stolen valor even the people out there in stolen valor you were like you know you were it was an honor all of that just that was something great sorry this story's getting long um So anyway, we got over there and we're just, we hadn't eaten any breakfast, right? I hadn't.
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And so you just, I'm just slurping chicken broth and slurping hot cocoa, you know? And anyway, so that was like a nice excursion from sitting there. We go back to our seats and my chair was bad. I had a bad chair. The chair had been, I don't know. It was probably made in Cherna or whatever. It was been one of those, you know, probably a chair, um,
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Yeah, it was a chair that shouldn't be allowed to chair. They should check these chairs, right? They should breathalyze and whatever they should do. But they did whatever this chair, you know, probably knew somebody or whatever and got in the building. Anyway, it was kind of slagging a little. My chair was kind of like. So when I sit down, I had that fucking lean on me. You know what I'm saying?
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I have some tour dates to let you know about. East Lansing, Michigan, February 27th, we'll be performing there. Victoria, BC in the Canada on March 16th. College Station, Texas. Belton, Texas over there. Oxford, Mississippi in the Hotty Toddy Belt. Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Nashville, Tennessee, my home currently, and maybe forever. We'll see how God... does the zoning in my life.
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So a lot of, and suddenly, as soon as I sat like that, a lot of black people kind of nodded at me because once you have that lean on you, buddy, it's a little bit of a kind of urban respect going on, you know? So I was like, okay, I'm in, I'm here. So we sit down, the congregation starts, the whole evening starts, the inauguration starts. And it's very nice, man.
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I mean, it's just, you know, you're witnessing a piece of history and you get to be there. And it definitely felt like a lot of very regal people and everybody was dressed very well and just fancy. It was a diverse group, it felt like. Yeah. I don't know if that's true. That's, that's crazy to say that part. But it was, it was nice. It was really nice.
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And just like, yeah, just felt lucky to be there. Just to see it. You know, I mean, I was saying this this weekend on Twitter, but, you know, some countries, they can't vote. They don't have voting. You can't go vote. You just live.
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And you feel like you don't have a say in how in the template that you operate in or the the word, the universe that you're set up and you don't have a you don't have a hand to raise ever. Right. but, but yeah, so it was just, it was just, it was, it was wild to see that it was wild to witness it.
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And first of all, when you're describing a cyber truck, you're like, yeah, it looks like a, if you fucking can't, you know, it looks like a UFO that couldn't make it, you know, that's kind of what, you know, it's just very, it's like, you know, it looks like a, like you're driving a sand wedge or something. So just that, that alone is, is bizarre. And then,
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And then just the little things, just like everybody just watching, like all the little things at the inauguration, just the little moments of little glances from the different people. And it's like this whole changing of the guard.
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And it's like this tag team, it's like tagging in, you know, instead of tagging in your partner, it's like tagging in your opponent, which is just such a wild thing to witness in a, in a,
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sport if you look at politics almost like a sport um and so we sat there everything was going pretty smooth and then at some point my chair broke right the chair broke um i fell it fell i just it fell right i fell out i don't know what to say it the chair like might have i don't know what happened right but the chair fell and i fell and it was like oh dude it was the worst right it was embarrassing
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Because at first I thought, oh, people thought I did this, right? Like, I don't do, I don't like physical stuff. I don't like that. Like, I'm not good at that type of stuff. Falling out of a chair, that type of shit, right? That's for fucking clowns or shitty mimes, right? Like, yeah, that's for shitty mimes. That's shitty mime type shit. I don't do that.
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So the chair broke, and then I was like, oh, man. And Sam Altman looked at me. The guy who made AI, bro, he looks at me like – I was like, oh, God. That dude's never going to come on the podcast. I was like, dude, design me a chair right now, bro. I was like, design me some way to get out of this embarrassment, bro. So that was kind of strange.
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And then I got up and and anyway, the thing carried on. We snuck off one more time to get some more stuff because it got long. You know, some of the benediction got a little, you know, they were up there rattling and shit. And then Trump came through. He gave a very long speech in there. You know, I think addressed a lot of different things in there. Yeah.
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that it was kind of like the B sides, like things he maybe didn't want to say in the actual, you know, uh, main part, but he said in there. And then on the way back to the hotel, our bus, uh, kept turning off. It was, um, experience and breakage or whatever, or it was broken. So we got out and just walked like the last few blocks. And that was kind of hectic. Um,
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Just because some of those people are pretty recognizable. And, you know, just a lot of people were coming up pictures and videoing and ask, you know, people from a different place. It was just a lot. It was like a lot of energy. And it was kind of a little scary, you know, like I don't have security. I'm not saying I need security, but you're just out there. You don't know what people are.
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You know, I'm saying you don't know. You just don't know what's going on. So that was a little crazy. Got back to the hotel and. Yeah, went home, went to my hotel, which is maybe a mile away or something, took a nap for a few hours, and then went to the ball later on. And there was some issues about the chair. I ended up like, well, here, let me talk about the ball. So the ball...
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I guess they had a bunch of different balls, and I got a ticket to one ball, right? And it was very nice. It was called the Starlight Ball, and it was beautiful in there. And I got dropped off. You had to get dropped off blocks away. And then they had a very long, like, snake walk that you had to go on to get to the door. And it was probably maybe a 20-minute walk, right? And so it was cold out.
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It was probably 25 degrees or something. So you're walking out there, and I didn't bring a coat, right, because I didn't know – You know, I didn't I didn't I didn't think, I guess. And so I didn't think about a coat and I didn't have a coat. And so we finally get up to the front and they let you in. And it was beautiful. You know, it's nice. It's elegant. The fucking they got curtains.
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I was like, yeah, I don't know what happened. I ran inside here for a little bit, and I came out, and it was gone. So I'm telling that, and then I have the keys, and then I think that's where my glitch was. I was like, yeah, and I guess I still have the keys, and I give them to him. He fucking presses the thing, the keys to my Jeep, and bam, it's fucking right there. So anyway, whatever.
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They got carp. The curtains were some curtains was 80 feet long, 90 feet. 45, 75 feet long, baby. They had curtains that had carpet on them. Like these bitches, they had everything in there. The craziest thing I saw, they had a ceiling fan. It must have been 150 feet up in the air, dude. I was like, what? How would you do it?
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And so I kind of was like looking for the switch for that low key for a while. Let me see. Inside of the ball, I got to see some people that I knew. Joe Rogan was in there. Mayor Ernie Johnson. Who's the guy? Speaker of the House, maybe.
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Mike Johnson, baby. Got to talk to him. He's from Shreveport, Louisiana. He had a great sense of humor. We got to joke around a little bit. He had a few of his children with him. Got to talk with them. Wayne Gretzky was in there, the great one. I saw him. Dude, Wayne Gretzky had lost his tooth in there. My tooth got chipped, right? My tooth got chipped or something on a hard appetizer, right?
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So Wayne's in there. I told him that. He goes...
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like that showed me his mouth he's missing a whole tooth dude you know runaway train never going back he had that bitch just gone dude i mean he's a hockey player so yeah um but then they're like looking on the floor for the tooth so for probably 10 minutes i'm helping him and his wife and somebody else like a i don't know if it was a dentist or whatever but a dental assistant basically i think it was just a dude that liked guys or whatever
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but he was trying to help look for it. And then, um, so we're looking for Wayne Gretzky's tooth. Okay. And I think he's like, yeah, I think I, I think he, I, at one point I thought he said he had a couple, he usually kept a couple extra on him, you know, cause this is a hockey guy. These guys, you know, you'll go to bed, they'll have their wedding ring and a tooth on the nightstand.
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You know, that's just the kind of guys they are, you know? Um, So, yeah, he just had that empty net up top. But it was hilarious, dude. We laughed and we took a nice photo together, me, him, Mike Johnson. And then I started getting some social anxiety in there that was a little bit hectic. And what else was it? I mean, it's just like a couple thousand people.
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And you can't be like, hey, have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth? So I would do that a couple times. I was like, hey, have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth? And I think a lot of people thought it was a euphemism for something or whatever. It was kind of like something like that. But yeah, anyway, I don't know if they found it or not. I got to touch base with them. But what a legend, dude.
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What a legend, bro. That was awesome. So that kind of made my night, I think. Yeah. What else? I saw Tony Henscliff and Jeff Ross, and we joked around for about a half hour over by the desserts.
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The things that I did not enjoy, to be honest with you, no judgment, but these are just things that what it was like, there was only probably 25 chairs in the whole place for probably, I don't know, maybe it's 2000 people in there or something, 1600 people. Right. Is that the right amount of people? Maybe 1,000 people. So they only probably, they might have had 40 chairs, right?
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That's where I'm at. Um, what else? Let's get into it, man. I just got back from the inauguration in the USA and I was, uh, let's play some, let's play, let's lead into it with a little instrumental.
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See people rush in, fly in. Just for that damn 18 square inches of real estate, boy. For that ass real estate, baby, that chair. Who else? Sean O'Brien, I saw, the Teamsters Union president who came on to the podcast once. Who else did I get to see or not see? Oh, Ben Shapiro, I saw. I didn't get to talk to him. Jake and Logan, I saw.
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I'm leaving some people out, but it was just a lot, and I was kind of burnt out. It was just like a lot of meeting people, and it was just a lot of energy. So then at one point, I ended up leaving. And at the same time, Lex Friedman was leaving. He does podcasting. I'd never seen him before. And we talked.
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We walked for about 20 minutes and then caught an Uber for about 15 minutes and just laughed, had a good chat. Yeah. And that was that was it. That was the whole deal. I didn't get to see I didn't get to meet anybody of the cabinet or anything like that. And I didn't get to see Barron Trump. I didn't get to see Barron, bro. B-Dawg, bro. You hear me? I didn't get to see Barron Trump.
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That would have been something nice to meet that man. That's a young man you want to meet. You know what I'm saying? He just, he's that. He just is. He's that freaking seer. He's that seer, baby. He's the Lord's lookout, baby. You know what I'm saying? He is. He's that crow's nest of society right there. And so, yeah, that was probably a bummer.
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I didn't get to see Bobby Kennedy Jr., who's a friend of mine. That would have been really nice. I thought Melania looked really nice and gangster at the same time. Beautiful gangster vibe. I got to see J.D. Vance's wife. Just see her. That's really beautiful. A lot of they I think she's the first Indian second lady in time ever that we've ever had Indian American.
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And if you've never met an Indian person, go meet one this year. I say that wholeheartedly. I met a couple Indian people last year and I'm still enjoying the benefits of that. It's great. That's been great. So if you haven't met someone like that, that's a great person to meet. What else? There was some... Oh, Tim Kennedy.
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I got to see, I just met him week before and I wish I couldn't find his number. I was going to try to meet up with him. It was so hard to go from one thing to the next. I was like, once you got somewhere, you were kind of there. There was just a lot. It was very tough to kind of move about in the city. Um, what else? Um,
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And I think my biggest takeaway was just that things, it's just changing, you know, it's like, um, just that things are kind of different, you know, like I couldn't believe that they, that we got to be at something like that, but I think that's just how the world is getting. Everything's kind of evening out.
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Inauguration. Very beautiful. That's Canon in D major right there. If you're into that sort of thing. Yeah, I was just I took a red eye flight. And so I got in probably 630 in the morning, had to get dressed in the car and took this suit that I have on, got dressed in the car, went to got dropped off at a hotel. Right. And you couldn't you couldn't go within like five blocks of the hotel.
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You know, I don't really believe that there's like, it doesn't really feel like it almost feels like there's not even really famous people. Everybody feels a little famous cause everybody is able to kind of promote themselves if they want. Um, you know, what used to be like media that felt like it was kept from people or controlled.
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It just feels like, um, it's just there now and you can make your own decisions based on, uh, how you're consuming or who you're consuming stuff through, I guess. Um, I don't know. I guess I don't have, like, a lot of macro-level pictures of that kind of stuff. But just to get to meet Sam Altman, dude, the AI guy, like, what? And then there was just more – just, like, yeah, it was fascinating.
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I wish I had had – I was kind of burnt out. I – it was very magnificent and had, like, a – you know, a Cinderella type energy and stuff. I'm just glad that I got to go to it. I couldn't believe that. There was a thing where, you know, I thought Jake and Logan, I thought Logan and Jake were messing with me. They had videotaped, they were vlogging from the get, right?
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And I never spent much time around them, you know, and I know that they're really successful and Uh, and they're, I mean, they're war, they're, they're tough guys. Those are tough guys, right? No doubt. So anyway, they put a clip of, I fell out the chair, dude. And I didn't do, I didn't know. I knew that the chair had been bad. The chair was faulty. It was a faulty chair.
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I don't know if that was CIA or whatever. I have no idea. No idea how, you know, if there was a plan there. But anyway, the chair was faulty. But then afterwards, somebody said that they were fooling with the chair, you know. And so part of my brain was like, oh, were they – Did they do something with it to egg it on, you know? Like, you know what I'm saying?
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If you see somebody who's, like, leaning on a crutch or whatever, and then you bar their crutch, you know, you leave town. You know, because you got priors or whatever, and then they fucking, they take that L, baby, that gravity L, baby, they fall. So I just didn't know. So I got in kind of this skeptical place.
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And I should have just checked in with Logan about it, I guess, but they were recording everything. So I didn't know if they were going to record it or whatever. And I just I hadn't been around him that much, you know, and I didn't I think I get nervous around like vlogging type of things because it feels like you're there. Somebody could be setting you up or something.
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I'm just not that familiar with that universe. Uh, and then later in the day, um, Logan Paul's made a video where he said, uh, he made a challenge about, uh, oh, he said, if I was going to put you through something, I'd put you through a table, you know, not a chair. Cause he is a wrestler. He's a WWE wrestler. I believe he's been a champion too. Hasn't he? Let me see.
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Yeah, he was the WWE champion from November 2023 to August 3rd, 2024. So, yeah. So, I thought he, you know... So, I thought that he wanted... That he was, you know... Then I thought he was creating like an online hype about it, you know? I thought he was calling out the Rat King, you know? And if you want... If you want the smoke, baby, I'll fill your lungs. You hear me?
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So that's where I was at. And then we ended up talking in the morning and I just I should have probably communicate. That was my my my part. And it was I didn't communicate better. And they weren't, they didn't do anything. They were recording, the chair fell, and it was ridiculous. And then they weren't trying to, they weren't trying to wrestle. I used to watch you wrestle.
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They weren't trying to wrestle. And so, yeah, so no hard feelings there. Yeah, some just self-responsibility. I think it was just a little bit of a, miscommunication and just not knowing each other, maybe not knowing each other's energy some. Um, and I'll say this too, honestly, I had a great time hanging out with them because we also had had a great time that weekend.
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They were probably two of the guys, um, Yeah, we just – just joking around. I got to see how they interact with their mother, and I thought that that was very sweet, to be honest with you. No home – no ditty or whatever, you know, just like the way – and it was just all real genuine. You know, you could tell that they have –
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Yeah, you could just tell the affinity that they have for their mother and the same for them. Because a lot of families that grow up where the children are famous and stuff, they don't have the same fortune. They don't have the same good fortune. So that was really cool, actually. I admired that about them. Yeah, some...
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this honky Zen monkey rolled up on me at the hotel at one point and was kind of just like, he was just kind of trying to say stuff to me and just, he was drunk. Right. And he was just kind of kept spitting a lot. And it was just a lot for me. And he was just, his, his energy was super clear. He was like right up in my face kind of. And I told him I didn't want to really talk.
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I was just, it had been a long day or whatever. And then he kept, he kept coming up and uh logan uh and jake both kind of just formed just put a damn trump wall right there in front of me uh and um i didn't need to be rescued but i'm kind of glad they stepped in because it could have got a little weird you know i was kind of my i was on edge a little um
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You know, I just hadn't hit a meeting in a while. Just shit like that. You know, I just got to take care of my own shit a little bit better. But, so yeah, what I'm saying is, and nobody asked me to say this, you know, we just, Logan and I had a call the other day. That shit was just confusion. And, yeah, that was just confusion. And then, yeah, I'm actually glad I got to,
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I'm glad I got to get to know them better, to be honest with you. It was kind of a joy of the weekend. And what else was nice? I mean, it was all just crazy just to even, even just to like stand around a Vander Holyfield and you're just like, welcome to be around him. Right. There's not like he doesn't have, there's no, neither one of y'all needs to walk off cause you're both in the same group.
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You had there. You couldn't drive up to it. So got dropped off. So when it's walking and it's cold, you know, when you're like, you know, you're hurrying because we had to get there by a certain time by 8 a.m. to make sure that I could be like legit or whatever. So I guess, so I'm changing in this thing and I didn't know the man, the man, the driver of the car that picked me up.
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It was like, you were at a field trip. That was it. That's what it was like. It was like when you were kids at a field trip and it was like, okay, this is the B group and this is your chaperone or this is the L group and this is your chaperone. And so that was us. We had eight or nine of us. We had our chaperone. Um,
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And we were just, you know, we were just learning about civics and getting to see some of it firsthand. And we really did, like, laugh. It was a fucking blast, dude. And, yeah, I think maybe part of me, I wish they'd have asked if they'd have put the clip of falling of the chair out or whatever. But in the end, it's okay. It's all good. You know, I don't have any ill thoughts towards them.
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You know, I... Yeah, I thought that they were I thought they were cool guys. Maybe I need to quit saying that, dude. Obviously, they're both married and I like women. But but yeah, I kind of wish we would have fucking took that. I kind of wish we would have took it to the ring.
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You know, I think there was a part of me that that was hoping, you know, because, you know, the rat king, baby, I'll put him in the frickin mozzarella wheelchair, baby. You feel me? My finishing move is the tax evasion, baby. So, but that's every kid's dream to get in there and get body slammed and lose a vertebra, you know, in a sold out arena in Charlotte. I mean, you know, we can all dream.
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But, yeah, I'm just glad I got to go to the inauguration. I would have gone. You can't miss it. You couldn't miss it if you got to go. And I just feel lucky that I got to go.
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And so thank you to Alex Bruchowitz for taking me, for John Shahidi, my buddy who's been super supportive and helps me a lot and helped me get to do the political podcast last year and just to learn about some things that I care about, you know. And, yeah. And just different politicians and how it works. It's like, I've learned a lot in the past year, to be honest with you.
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I think anyway, you know, I think I have. And so, yeah, wish I'd have gotten to meet Barron. Wish I'd have gotten to see Bobby Kennedy.
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um some people gave me a hard time about going to the inauguration or supporting a party or whatever i don't think about all i you know i don't i i support i do what i want to do for me and you can do what you want to do for you you know and um but nobody owns my support nobody owns my support for anything. I don't think, you know, except maybe my family.
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Um, and even then I can, even then I'll keep it away from them sometimes. So, um, I don't know about what else. Let's take a call that came in. Here we go.
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This is Judy. Hey, Judy. Sorry. My buddy used to say that all the time. Uh, carry on Judy onward. Thank you for calling.
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Oh, yes. Mike Johnson country. And, you know, he's Speaker of the House. And I liked his attitude. I liked his energy. You know, and I'm curious to see what this whole new camp, what they do in there. I'm curious to see, you know, because it's a motley, it's a motley group that they got going in there. And I want to get to meet some of them.
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I want to get to talk to some of them and learn some stuff, you know, and also ask them, ask them some promises. You're going to do this. You can do this. And then we can see if we can hold them to it. If we get to keep podcasting for years, we'll be able to hold them to it. Hey, you said you were going to get to do this. Why didn't it happen or why did it happen?
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You know, so that kind of stuff really intrigues me. You know, are we going to get lobbyists and foreign countries and APACs and all these different people out from interfering with our candidates and interfering with our lobbies? Or how does it work? And also, am I just delusional and I just don't know the whole system? And. And if that's the case, then educate me on it.
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Because there's also just a cost of doing business in some things, you know? Like sometimes there's a cost of doing business. You know, like you could go set up a fruit stand or something or a little... little watermelon stand or something, a little banana shop or something on the corner of a street. You could do that. But you have to pay a permit, right? You have to.
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He was a, he was from a, like a United Nations area or whatever. You know what I'm saying? He, this guy was a, he, we probably got him in a trade or something. I don't know how he got him. But he didn't, uh, speak a lot of English and that's okay. And I didn't speak a lot of his language. So we just were, you know, we were different. We were verbally kind of different people.
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It's just the cost of doing business. So sometimes I wonder if there's, you know, what the truth is out there. I want to learn more about that. Let's hear more. Sorry.
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Well, thanks, ma'am, or young lady. Yeah, thank you, miss. I appreciate that. Yeah, Theo Vaughn went to Washington, I guess. Fievel goes west or whatever. Fievel goes to Section 8. That's going to be – maybe I'll be able to be in that. Yeah, but Fievel was a mouse, dude, and he went west. And we're the rats, baby, and we went east. But thank you for thinking of me.
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Yeah, I was thinking about that, too. I was like, how can I not go, you know? So, yeah, thank you. Let's hear more, miss.
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Well, thank you. Thank you. That's sweet of you to say that. That's nice of you to say. You know, I did. I thought about my teachers from growing up. I thought about my mom. I didn't steal, but I took a couple extra napkins because I know my best friend's mom is going to want one. My mom's going to want one probably. Yeah.
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Yeah, there's a teacher or two if I get to see them again that I would like to give them to. Just little things like that. Yeah, and to see things you like and don't like. You get to witness like, okay, there's some stuff here that I feel like this. There's some stuff here that I feel like that. Yeah, I felt like, I don't know. I just couldn't believe it.
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You know, to be real honest with you, I just couldn't believe it. you know, I just couldn't believe that I was sitting in there and I'm at the damn, you know, this is like the, they're doing the, the inauguration, you know? And, and then the chair broke and I'm like, oh, and you're on the floor and you're like, oh, this isn't good.
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And then you just, I thought I'd, I was like, please let me fall through to another world or whatever. Like I looked over at Sam Altman and I was like, designer, you know, I was like, send me into the matrix right now, man. You know, don't make me have to just get up and just be human. So that was a lot. I don't know. Was it a lot? But anyway, it is just is what it is, man.
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And the best part of it was some rich lady scoffed at me. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. As if she had to watch one of her own dogs shit. You know, those people that are really rich, they have someone else walk their dogs. So they never really know that their dogs shit or whatever. She was like, whoa, God. She like grabbed her husband's arm or something. I'm like, yeah, you got it right.
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You sitting in the wrong section. You in section eight, boo boo. These chairs busted as hell, brother. So maybe we'll start making our chairs in fucking America again. I don't know. Maybe we'll start taking some pride in the things that we built, that we build, you know? I don't know. I wonder what the future is going to be like. You know, I wonder. And if we're strong enough, man, it's weird.
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It's like the things that I feel like are bad for me, sometimes it's hard to stay away from. It's hard to keep using them. You know, it's just interesting. Interesting. But I'm just happy I get to be alive and play the game every day. Sometimes I play it pretty good. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes my attitude sucks. Like, yeah, dude, I was at the ball or whatever.
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And so anyway, I'm like, and I've never, you know, I'd have to change in this car. And so it was just like, um, Yeah, it's weird. First of all, I had to change down to complete nudity, you know, down to just, you know, just under the Lord's matte finish. You know what I'm talking about? Maybe that first layer. And so it was just a lot, you know. So anyway, that happened. And, um.
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And the desserts, dude, I was just – I wanted to get a drink or something. And then I was like, I'm not drinking, you know. I'm not doing it. I've just been – I was just like – I was kind of going through it. And so I fucking said I'm going to get me some desserts, right? Because sometimes if you want to drink, to stop that craving, you get you some desserts.
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So I tongue down a couple of Petit Fours. Baby, let me bring up a picture of one of them. God, they're good. They're beautiful. They're good if they're good. But when they're not, they're just a waste of your fucking calories. Petit Four. And I'm the kind of guy, I'll put something in my mouth, and if I decide once it's in there that it ain't worth it, you're going to get that shit back, honey.
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I'll put that shit in a napkin, baby, and hide a little doggie bag somewhere behind a plant or something. I don't give a damn. I'll fucking feed that bitch to a sofa cushion after I take it out of my mouth. I don't give a damn. Because I don't eat bullshit sugars, dog. A petit four, also known as mignardesis, mignardesis, is a small bite-sized confectionary or savory appetizer.
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The name is French, petit four, meaning small oven. That's small oven, baby. You know what I'm saying, huh? Damn, boy. And Wayne Gretzky lost that frickin'... He was spitting chiclets, dude. Shout out to them. I'm upstairs, baby. The Lord installed a window on his smile, baby. He had that thing going. And shout out Wayne, man. We talked about his family, and I'm just clowning. He knows.
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He had a great sense of humor. Uh, he's like, yeah, usually I got a couple extra. I keep on me. Oh, but just moments like that. You're talking to the greatest hockey player in the world and he's asking you how you're doing. And then you're just helping somebody look for a tooth in a fucking nice room. It's just like, it's just a shit you kind of always dreamed about, I guess, you know?
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Um, let me see if there's one more question. Any questions you guys had Nick or Zach?
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Can you hear me? You notice anything on your mind about the election? Was there anything?
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Yeah, I think that's something, you know, I think that's a big thing for me is that, hey, how do you get more parties? Because I feel like if they're. You know, if you if they're just. We need more teams. It'd be more exciting. You know, and I know there are more. People are like, there's the Green Party. I know that. Let me see. How many political... Just so we know.
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Some of you guys are like, this idiot. You don't know. The electoral system in the U.S. is called a two-party system. That means two parties dominate the political field. Um... The two largest parties. OK, minor parties, there's the obviously. So then you have Democratic and Republican. Those are your two major. Your minor parties are the Libertarian Party was founded December 11th, 1972.
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As of March 2021, it is the largest third party in the United States. Claiming nearly 700,000 registered voters across 28 states. The Green Party, you know what I'm saying?
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The Green Party has been active as a third party since the 1980s. You know what I'm talking about. Cheech and Chong, homie. That's what's up, baby. Dope as your love. The party first gained widespread public attention during Ralph Nader's second presidential run in 2000. Okay, okay. and then the constitution party is a national conservative political party in the United States.
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And so anyway, we get – like you can only get within five blocks of this hotel to where I had to go check in by 8 a.m. And it was called Hotel Wilfred. Hotel Wilfred. Wrote it down. And it was fancy. I mean you go in and there's like a – like somebody has a trumpet or whatever. They're not even playing it, but they're holding it or whatever. Like a guy standing by the door.
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It was founded in the U S tax as the U S taxpayers party in 1992 by Howard Phillips. It was also the Alliance party is a centrist American political party was formed in 2018 and registered in 2019 and the Vermont progressive party. So that are, those are three, four, five other parties. That's pretty cool. I would love to just talk to Bernie Sanders again.
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You know, that would be something nice this year to learn a little bit more about some stuff. Um, yeah, I'm just, I think I've gotten more curious this year. I feel more curious. Um, and then just, yeah, some things I want to do this year, try and be better to my friends. Uh, I think I can do it and just take more time. It's not in my own world and think about other people's worlds.
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That's one thing that keeps me. Sometimes I just get stuck in my own world. And then it's not that I'm not thinking about others. It's just I'm thinking about me too much or some things I have to do. Right. So there's some goals of mine. Anyway, sorry to ramble. Anything else? Any other? Nick, did you have a question? Anything come to mind? I know Zach had it.
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Yeah, that's the thing. Sometimes change is good. You don't know. You know, it's like Bobby Kennedy. People said he was a witch doctor or whatever. People said he was – what were some of the things you heard? Oh, he worked for Frankenstein. You would hear all of that or whatever. Yeah. You know, people would say he has a bus full of like frogs with band-aids on him and shit like that.
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And like bears that are missing arms or whatever. And yeah, yeah, he's definitely, you know, he's had some weird instances with some roadkill. I'll agree to that. But it's a mystery. I like something new. I like, let's try this. Let's try this. So. All right. Blessings to you guys. Thanks for listening to me ramble about the inauguration. Thanks for being a part of the podcast.
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As always, the hotline is 985-664-9503. What was the call in thing that we spoke about earlier? Nick, do you remember about one of them we talked about? That would be a good call in thing.
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Oh, yeah. That's what it was. One thing that happened was I was at the inauguration, you know, and I was there, right? And so I go into the restroom, right? Typical, you know, restroom user. That's who I am. So I go in there and you start... There's only a couple of sounds that you hear in the bathroom that you that are kind of acceptable. Right.
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You know, you you'll accept a lot of sounds in a bathroom. You're like, OK. You're like, oh, all right. But OK. You know, and then sometimes you hear some stuff and you do a quick prayer for somebody or something. But there's only a few sounds. But somebody was in there.
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either i don't want to say doing you know cocaine maybe or or just breathing short really fast every now and then so that kind of blew my mind but it just goes to show you that you never know when somebody you know is getting tooted up on the gear you know what i'm saying big randy you never know so All right, a little bit more American Inauguration music on the way out.
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But, yeah, you can hit the hotline, 985-664-9503. Let us know something you've seen in a bathroom that's been strange over the years, something that's kind of shocked you or really, you know, you thought to yourself, okay, that's different right there. 985-664-9503. Praise God, baby, I'm upstairs. And if anybody finds Wayne Gretzky's tooth, you guys hit the hotline. You know that.
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And we'll get that install done for them up there. But you guys be well, man. Thank you, guys. Amen.
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And there's some guy whose job he stands outside. His only job is to just be cold. He just looks cold. He's like, you know, it's like a nice place. It's like a place you would see on Home Alone where he goes, where Kevin goes. But yeah, there's a guy out front. His job is just to get cold for the rich people inside so they don't have to do that, right?
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You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it. Gang.
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So he's just outside just being fucking freezing. That guy was out there, dude. And so I go inside and there's nice carpet and everything. And this wasn't where I was staying. This place was probably – I don't even know how much it was. But they wouldn't – like it was a lot. But anyway, everything had carpet. The walls had carpet. The ceiling had carpet.
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Everything had kind of flooring or whatever, everything. But very fancy, like pictures of – Like rich, somebody rich eating something, you know, like, oh, sirloin or whatever. So anyway, all that shit. So go in there and ask to use the restroom. They had a guy like the place was nice. They had a guy who was just looking at you who looked like.
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Winnipeg in the Canada and Calgary in the Canada right there. Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you so much for your support. And this is still the Return of the Rat Tour. I think we're going to end this tour at some point this year, but that's the one it is for now. Thank you. Good day, sir. I said good day. It's been a week. It's been a week. What's been happening?
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do we let this dude use our toilets type of dude, you know, like kind of like a shit bouncer or whatever they call it, you know, just a dude. And he looked at me and I could tell he was like visually on the fence. Right. But then I kind of gave him like a, you know, I can handle it type of thing, you know, and then I went in the bathroom. I'm in there changing or whatever. And
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I'm in there getting my toothbrush, get toothbrush and put some lotion on my arms and legs, right? Because, yeah, because I didn't want to, you know, it was winter time and I get pretty chapped out. So anyway, I go and I meet our group in the lobby and I meet up. There's a guy named Alex Brusiewicz and he was the guy who got us in to be able to go.
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And he was a guy also who, yeah, his last name, I think Brusiewicz, I don't know. It's letters that don't even fucking know each other, right? It's like, you could tell some of the letters, if you write it out, you're like, oh, these bitches, they never even... These letters don't know each other, you know?
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And if you look on the faces of some of the letters, if you had them lined up, you see some of the letters like, I don't, I don't know this guy, you know, point at the letter next to him or whatever. Yeah. Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, something like that. Anyway, I get there. This is the people that is in the group. Okay. It is, um, It is Kyle from Nelk Boys, right?
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John Shahidi from Shots and Happy Dad. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls. Who else? Let me think. Jake Pauls, Logan Pauls. Pam Pauls. Pam Pauls. Pam Logan Pauls. Let me see. Logan Paul's mom is called Pam. And then Connor McGregor and Evander Holyfield and Danica Patrick. Right. The race car. You know, she was like at first they had like Princess and Mario Kart. And then right after that, they had.
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uh, Danica Patrick. So, you know, one of only two female racers ever. So anyway, that is our group. That's our group. Right. And like, I don't even know. Let me see. I'd never, I'd met Evander's one time. Okay. So I'd met event. I'll tell you this story. I met Evander's. So Evander's is, uh,
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One time I'm at an airport, I think it's Chicago, and they had a McDaniels right there, and they had it all. You know what I'm talking about. They got it all, baby. They got the McDouble, the Whopper, the Nuggets, the McNuggets, everything, you know. They got it all, the McFlurry, you know, the ice cream machines down. Turn it on, Jack. That bitch ain't broken.
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Um, anyway, so one time I'm at the Chicago airport, I see, uh, Evander's Holyfield sitting right there. He was at a table by himself. He had himself, he got himself a medium fry. Okay. And I'll, you know, I'm the kind of guy that who, I guess I'm the kind of guy who, if I'm walking by and I see Evander's Holyfield eating a medium fry, I'm going to stop and watch him.
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You know, and you don't know you're that type of guy until you're that type of guy. So I'm walking by. I see the fry. I see the Holyfield. Bam, brother. You know what I'm saying? It's the fucking thriller for Vanilla McFlurry. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just had to watch this. So Evander's is sitting there, he's putting fries into his mouth.
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And he'd been, over the years, he's accumulated a lot of punches to his face, right? And that's no, that's historical facts. So some of the fries, he wasn't even opening his mouth, right? He was just pushing them through, just pushing them through the, you know, that pantomouth canal, baby, that, you know, through his face, through his mouth, just putting them in.
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And there was a girl who had been working at the Cinnabon down about maybe 70 yards, okay? They had a Cinnabon about 70 yards down the terminal. And I saw her run up. I saw her run up. And she stopped right in front of Evander's. And he's there. He's halfway through the fourth round of a fucking medium fry. And this girl runs right up, dude.
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Oh, this. Good day. First of all, let me say that to you. And this is the day that we have been given. And... Yeah, and I'm happy to be here and alive with you today on planet Earth at this time in existence. And here we are. What is going on? Oh, this, I freaking, I'm in Los Angeles, right? And I forgot that I have a Jeep Cherokee out here.
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And you could tell she was she'd left the counter unattended. I'm not trying to rat anybody out, but this was a young sister and she'd left the counter unattended. Chicago Airport, probably nine years ago. Right. Probably 7 p.m. She runs down. She points right at Evander's and she says, oh, I used to watch you wrestle. I used to watch you wrestle.
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So it just goes to show you can work your whole life doing something and somebody just, they don't know. People don't know. They think you rassle. You could be one of the greatest heavyweights of all time, and somebody thinks you are Coco Beware, right? Somebody thinks you should have a bird on your shoulder. It is what it is. No shade to any of those men. So anyway, that's the group, dude.
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So now I'm getting on. So you had to go outside. I asked the people at the front desk of the Willard Hotel. Nice, bro. Them bitches, damn. Like, it was old, too. Like, they had ghosts, I bet. And even the ghosts would have a fucking wallet on them. That's how rich people are. You see a ghost in there, and he'd be, you know, he'd be like, Ooh, I'm rich, motherfucker. He wasn't even scaring people.
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He's like, that's from fucking poor ghost, homie. He was at the strip club, dude. You know? Okay, so we get to the back of the bus. We sit down. Oh, so as we're going to get outside to get onto the bus, that's like leaving the hotel. We go out of the area. Now they have like Secret Service and everything is very show your ID.
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Like every 30 feet, you're showing your ID to somebody, letting somebody look at you, look at you. You know, some people touching your glands, the sides of your neck or whatever. Somebody's asking you who your mother is, you know, that kind of shit. So, yeah, there's just somebody like every 30 feet, you're clocking in with somebody.
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Every 30 feet, you're showing your credentials, showing that wristband, arm, neck brace, everything. They had all kind of wrist brace, neck brace, back brace, everything they had, arm band, neck band. Fucking they had so many things you had to show to get keep going, to keep moving on. So get on the bus. It's a full bus.
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Today's guest is a writer and a social scientist. He's also a dual citizen. He's the president of the American Institute for Boys and Men. I'm grateful that he's here today. Today's guest is Richard Rees. Richard Reeves, thanks for joining us today, brother.
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And then my parents got divorced. And so then at that point, yeah, you kind of start to, and then my dad didn't live with us. And so my mom didn't want him to live with us. And so, you know,
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you know, then you're kind of like in this, you don't even realize it as a kid, you're just a kid, but you're in this starvation space for where do you get, um, probably role models and where do you, who do you look to, you know? Um, and I had my brother around for a couple of years and then I was like a huge wrestling fan. Like I really idolized a lot of those guys. Um, did you do it?
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No, I got into steroids, but I never did the wrestling part. You did the steroid bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I did. Yes, I guess. You know, but yeah, I mean, I remember collecting all the figurines and we would watch it. I had a neighbor and his dad was, his dad was like kind of dialed in. And so that was helpful.
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dad to you as well like because you can share it around i think that's part of it oh for sure i think you can get your father you can get your father little pieces from different men right you can i believe that like um you had a basketball coach that you know showed me like care and affection and um included me in things that his family was doing and then i ended up moving out and living with a different family when i was like 14 and that family had a stable father in the home and so that uh that helped a lot but yeah not trying to like make it about me i'm just trying to like um
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put both of our stories out there. Yeah. And I think it's important.
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Okay, here we go. It says, oh, we have fewer boys are playing In 2013, half of boys aged 6 to 17 participated regularly in sports. According to SFIA data, only 41% of boys did in 2023. Girls aged 6 to 12 had 34% and 13 to 17 age girls were 38% played at higher levels in 2023. than in any recent years. So girls is going up, like you said, boys is going down.
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Some of that could be attributed to also a lot more boys are like, they choose to become gamers and that sort of thing, but more sedentary things.
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But it seems like this one is important. That's one of the reasons, yeah, that I wanted to get to talk to you today because, you know, a lot of our listeners are men and boys. I know Scott Galloway was on and he had mentioned that you were kind of his godfather of information or somebody that he really looked up to, you know. And I did also see you were born on the 4th of July. Is that right?
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Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, because guys don't usually look at each other when they're sharing information that much.
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Yeah, when you talk to someone, you rarely stand and look directly. There's always a little bit of an act.
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Do you play golf? Okay, good. I'd be willing to play it, but I just, I can't even calm down right now.
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That's the thing to do. Walk and talk. That's the best.
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Yeah. Mike's girlfriend's a therapist now, and she and I, whenever we really needed to discuss stuff, we'd go on a walk. Because you're in motion already, there's a part of you that feels like it's moving forward, even if you're sharing something that's troubling. Because sometimes you're sitting in a sedentary – you're just sitting there in a room somewhere. It's like, oh, well, you leave.
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Correct. Do they kick you out of Britain if you're on the- That would be great.
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You haven't really gone anywhere. Nothing's happened, you know. But on a walk, you're making progress no matter what, even by just like staying in motion.
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It's like, yeah, maybe it's easier if I'm just able to share and have somebody there, right? I remember one time I was talking to my brother, and I didn't know that this had been important in my life, but… He said, hey, man, I can just – I was having a tough day, man. I pulled over. I was like just – I was kind of like falling apart a little bit.
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And he's like, hey, man, I can just sit here on the phone with you. We don't have to say anything, right?
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And I'd never – he's like, I have some time, right? I have an extra 10 minutes. I can just sit here with you. We don't have to say anything. And I can just be here with you. And, man, I just – I mean it was like a dam inside of me broke. It was like literally there was tears coming out of my toenails. It was just like – You didn't realize all the time you needed someone just to be there.
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I didn't need to hear them say anything. I didn't need to hear how they thought I felt. I didn't need to hear a response to anything, no judgment, nothing. I just needed somebody there, you know? And it was like... I remember my hands vibrating. It shook me so much. You're very lucky.
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Shame and stigma prevent men from talking about these issues and getting help for them. I want to introduce you to my friend Steve. Steve is the founder of Valor Recovery, a program to help men overcome porn abuse and sexual compulsivity.
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Do you think it was because of your birthday at all or no? You know... Because it's just interesting.
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You all know I like to keep things cool, even in the winter, and nothing is cooler than a blue cube cold plunge. I'm fortunate enough to have one at home, and let me tell you, it's like baptizing your soul, baby. Get in that little crispy bucket, baby. It gets rid of them demons we all have and makes you feel great for seven or eight hours afterwards. It's good.
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Opt in on their website or give them a call. I am grateful for the one that I have, and I feel honestly thankful to be able to have one. I know they're not in everybody's price range, and that's understandable. But at the same time, I want to support my friend and his amazing company.
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Let me see, if male suicide rates had been the same as women's from 1999 to 2023, we would have lost 546,000 fewer men. So men are... Since 2010, suicide rates have risen by 30%.
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Yeah, because you have to have purpose, right? And I think you have to have purpose. We've talked a lot about that on this podcast. I learned a lot about it. But yeah, we have to have something to feel a part of. Man, I remember there was a guy I went skydiving with and he'd listen to this podcast when it first started out and-
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we, he and I kind of connected and, um, and we connected on like, kind of like some emotional levels talking about life and stuff. And then there were a couple of times he'd messaged me. I didn't get back to him over like, uh, it was like six months or something. I mean, life, you know, life. Yeah. And then he took his own life.
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Not that I had, you know, nothing I probably could have done, but just like, man, it's just like,
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Yeah. Yeah. No, I think that's really cool information. It's good to look at. It's good to like – and it's really – it makes perfect sense, right? And it's like you want to have a reason, right? And sometimes I think women – yes, they didn't have the – access to money, and in a capitalistic society, money is power, right? But also, I think there was a missing respect there, right?
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There wasn't, I think if women had been, if it had been totally respected, the sacrifices that they made, and the just intrinsic value of who they are as mothers and as caretakers and as, um, bridges of empathy and affection.
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Um, and as homemakers, no matter where they are, whether they're in a home or whether they're in a conversation, you know, just being able to have that ability to create peace. I think if women had, if that had been more respected, then, um, maybe they never would have felt as much of a movement, uh, or as much of a desire to have so much of a movement. Because they had the power.
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The Wages for Housework campaign was a 1970s international movement that demanded governments recognize the value of unpaid domestic labor primarily performed by women. Wow. The founders were Silvia Federici, Selma James, Marielsa Diacosta, and Bridget Gaultier. Their goals were to change the dependency of domestic workers, reverse power relations, and redistribute wealth.
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Right, right. And I'm not saying that women didn't deserve to have all the jobs and whatever they wanted to do. I'm just saying if there had been a different level of respect and some, yeah, and this makes perfect sense, and some financial equality, maybe they wouldn't have wanted that. I have no idea. I'm just thinking.
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Right. Both parents are so stressed out that they can't even have a relationship anymore.
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Right. And the rules aren't super clear. You don't know who's going to be doing what. You don't know who's getting certain things done. You don't know.
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Really? Well, since the 70s. Yeah, you're saying that. Yeah, that's interesting. Right, so it's a similar idea. It's not the same.
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It's almost like men are coming to bridge the gap there of like making, because there always needs to be some, one of the parties has to be, until we can get both of the parties to be aligned, has to be the one that wants to bring it back to let's have a family and move. Because I think you have to do it. It's like, it's how we're built. Yeah, exactly.
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Oh, yeah. I would like to have some kids, man. I started this campaign. It's called 2020 Wive. That means like 2025, but it's like this is the year I get a wife. Oh, I see.
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Wow. Yeah, you don't think about the gift of your own citizenship, right? And you don't think about what others go through to get it. And that – yeah, they used to have – I know whenever I was growing up, you had the Pledge of Allegiance.
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Can you convert to Islam online or not? Bring that up. I'm not the right person to ask that. How to convert to Islam. Oh, good. And there's a 1-800 number? There is. Scroll up. Scroll down. Oh, it's an 866 number. Damn, that's great. Does that mean you have to pay for it? I'm sure they hit you with something, man. Converting to Islam is a very easy process and can be done online in privacy. Okay.
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Now, that makes it sound very suspect, the fact that it has to be done.
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Okay, twice as many ancestors. An ancestor means what?
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An ancestor means somebody that existed? So twice as many females existed as men?
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There was definitely a lot more – even though the Pledge of Allegiance was like a small thing, it's one of those traditional things that made you feel like a part of something, right? It was like a traditional practice that – that created a commonality between kids.
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Twice as many. Yes, modern humans have approximately twice as many female ancestors as male ancestors. This is due to a number of factors.
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Yeah, good. Because we're trying to do a little bit better job. That's one of my goals this year is just to have a better – because sometimes I just assume everything is true, right? And a lot of this stuff is just helpful information. But I don't understand though. Right. So how can you have twice as many females?
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But I guess it makes sense because – you know, there's mother earth, right? So obviously she's going to want more kind of babes around hanging out on her. And then you're going to have like, there's going to be, um, and females are the producers. They have like a, they have the womb and they're the makers. They're like the recipe. They're the chefs.
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So you need to like more, you know, life is about creation. So I think it makes sense that you're going to have more women around probably. Yeah. Right. Does that make any sense, you think? No. Okay. I just, I just think women are the ones who like keep things together. Sure. So I think you're going to need more of that probably to keep the world functioning.
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Why aren't we Googling this? That's a good question. Who wants a bunch of dudes loitering around anyway? Someone's going to call the police.
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There you go right there. Look at that lady right there.
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Oh, for sure. Well, she's obviously going to have a probably, like, definitely. I don't know. Maybe Mother Earth is very jealous and she doesn't want women around.
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That's what I would think, too. If she was straight. But men are just loitering around. They're jerking off in the parking lot or whatever. You don't want that. I don't think that's it. That's not what you want. You want some babes around, I think.
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We kind of thought it was lame sometimes, but sometimes you didn't, you know, like at certain points of the year, if certain things were going on in the culture, it meant more to you.
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It's like the NBA. It's like NBA players kind of thing. What do you mean? Like a lot of those guys have. Who has the most kids in the NBA? Bring that up. Wow.
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I think they're promiscuous type of, you know, so it's like Calvin Murphy, there we go, 14 children. So I'm just saying, yeah, these guys can definitely... Well, you see it on Tinder as well.
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That's what Scott Galloway was saying, that top 1% of men.
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I have 0% chance of looping things. Okay, let me try. I believe in you, so okay.
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I don't know any women that have drowned, and I know some men that have drowned. Right.
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I don't think so. It's not a Native American thing, is it?
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Well, the number of men and women who try tandem skydiving is roughly equal. The sport of skydiving is predominantly male. Professional skydivers, only about 14% of professional skydivers in the United States are women. Okay. Some reasons for the disparity, women may be more risk-averse than men, just like you're saying. Yeah, that's number one.
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And women may be perceived as less interested in taking risks.
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Right, so who cares if your nuts land out in the desert or whatever because your shoe didn't open.
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So these... These smokejumpers... Smokejumpers are highly trained firefighters who parachute from airplanes into remote areas to fight wildfires. Wow. It's almost like severe barbecue, like one of those TV shows or whatever.
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E562 Richard Reeves
Just to kind of circle back to where we were, so there's a lot of men that are suffering, right? Yeah. Like that's kind of improved. There's a lot more of suicide. There's uncertainty is what it means to be a man. Masculinity, this kind of masculinity with this new femininity kind of being defined now. The new masculinity is kind of undefined. Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
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Yeah. It's like, yeah. People start looking at, well, what are the words of the pledge of allegiance? It didn't matter. It was just that we got up.
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And a lot of men are looking for their place. What do you feel like is causing that these days? Because it's not women causing it. It's not this equality of women. No.
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Now, are they gone for good or they've just gone away from America, right? They've gone away from America. They've gone away from America.
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We got up and we did it together. And I don't think there's anything wrong if you live in a country and you're a member of it to pledge allegiance to that country. I feel like, um, yeah, correct. You know, like, cause otherwise then what are you? You're just, you're just a passerby. Are you like working for another country? Like what's your real modus operandi then I guess. Um,
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just they just know that yeah i mean that was a lot of the commercials when i was a kid it was like i was born in a small town you know what i'm saying there was that commercial like somebody made something and i remember my grandfather worked at the um plant in his town and they made elevators and stuff they made parts for elevators and it was a small town but he worked there and my grandma would take him lunch over there at the weekend
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Yeah, we appreciate it, man. You want to move that in a little bit for me, if you don't mind? Yeah, sure. And you are British.
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during lunchtime and they had a lunch whistle in town and there was just these little things, you know, and, and, and you, whenever we drove past there, you know, like grandpa works there, you know, it was like, so there was, um, it added purpose to everybody's existence.
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Blina Fistiniog is a disease as well, I think. Oh, in a few minutes, it'll be a new, uh, drug available in America.
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Sounder. Alarm. Thank you. Wow. Yeah. So it's almost like as men, we're out of the minds now. A little bit. Like, we had that... Not everybody. Some people are still in there, and that's good.
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Right. It was the only way who's going to pay for dinner. Right. And not to eat. Yeah. Not at a fancy restaurant. Right.
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I don't know. I don't know either. David Bale right there in 2066, the long single Steiner married for the first time in a Cherokee ceremony in Oklahoma.
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Her husband, entrepreneur and activist David Bale sadly died of lymphoma four years later. Wow.
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For sure. And it used to be that, yeah, almost every man was, you weren't guaranteed a wife, but everybody's going to need to pair up because the way that the script was put together, you needed each other because you needed someone to be in the home. You needed someone to be the breadwinner. The script was there. You had to partner up. So figure it out and let's move on.
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Oh, you have? Yeah. So if you had to choose, what do you do then?
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And we'll be right back. Wow. Very true. So one thing you have to start to look at is where do men start to – or where do men continue to find these building blocks, right, to create the worth inside of themselves? For me, one thing has been through other men, right? And even like you're saying, shoulder to shoulder, like things that – experiences that I've had that have been the best –
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Like even when I used to go to Brazilian jiu-jitsu and take classes there, it was really amazing because you're in this physical space, but also there's so much mutual respect in there. It's not people trying to beat each other up. It's people trying to help each other physically learn how to take care of themselves, right? But with that, there's so much camaraderie and respect.
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and love and compassion that comes along with having great instructors. And a lot of times it's just the guy next to you who's your best instructor for the next moment.
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Recovery meetings, you know, I go to recovery meetings for intimacy and AA, and those meetings for me are really great, especially the intimacy ones like where, you know, they call it like sex and love addiction and stuff, but it's really just like intimacy disorders or connection disorders or just – it's almost just – Low self-worth, it's all of that.
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No, I don't think so. But that would be a great idea if every class had to go watch that ceremony.
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And sometimes you base it off of your relationship with women or you can look at your relationship with women to see how you're doing on your own.
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A lot of the ones I go to are just men. And it's not that I don't want women in them. It's just like, I want a space where it's just men. I can be able to share openly if I'm struggling with a certain thing or how I'm feeling or, and it just be other men, you know, it just feels. And then you're not trying to like slurp on any of the chicks that are in there either.
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That's what you're getting. And that's one of the reasons I go. I go to hear other men share. I go to share. And sometimes they'll say something and like...
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my body will just go like that right it's like just your shoulders drop you breathe it's an exhale that i didn't even know i needed to take yeah it's an exhale that has just been running in the back of my subconscious for sometimes decades sometimes hours sometimes years minutes but it's something that i needed to hear i needed to hear everything was okay yeah and i needed to hear another man's voice say it yeah and um and it helps it helps uh it helps
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And what is Girl Scouts? Are they just joined forces? No. Girl Scouts is still Girl Scouts. No. No. Yeah. And we can't go over there?
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It's in the nature. Yeah. Yeah. And there should be spaces where it's like, Hey, man can meet up here tonight. And they used to have more of them. There was like more American legions. There was more like VFWs, but a lot of that was military based type stuff. It was. And since we haven't had that large of a war. Yeah.
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I can't believe that it's not mandatory, like in classes or in school that you have to go see that. Maybe that's something that one of these think tanks could change, you know?
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You know, I know we have conflicts and we've had some smaller wars, but I know we have it since we haven't had such a huge conflict. There hasn't been that big band of brothers type of vibe that's that's brought men together so much.
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And then also, even if and I'll go even as far to say, if you're a white male, right, like there's there's spaces for black males, Latinos, Middle Eastern clubs, there can be all types. But if you're a white guy. You just are fucking – you're looked at as – you're pointed at a lot of times it feels like by the media as like a loser as part of the problem, as the creator of the problem.
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I don't think a lot of that energy is also good in our country when we do – we have white males in our country. And it's – you can't like – You can't make also white males feel like they don't exist, you know, because also a lot of white people didn't have a lot of like, yes, I know there's privilege. But if you grew up with nothing, you didn't fucking feel any privilege sometimes.
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In fact, being white and having nothing, I would get looked at personally as why the fuck don't you have anything? How did you fuck this up so bad? Right. You know, like you must – something really must be wrong with you if you're not – you have the right color, but your family can't even get shit together enough. Wow, what a loser.
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And I'm not speaking against any other group, but I'm just saying sometimes, you know, like – there's not a rep, there's no one, you're not allowed to speak up for your own group just because of history. And that doesn't feel super fair sometimes, you know? Does that seem crazy or not?
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Yeah, if I start starting slavery shit, yeah, gun me down. But it's like civil rights. But if I'm just playing fantasy football and trying to take care of a family, fucking let me be somebody.
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And Britain started it. Yeah, we polished it up a little. I'll agree. But other people started it too, you know? Yeah. And the first slave, I think, was who was it? Who was the first slave ever in the history of time? It was in the Bible, wasn't it? Well, there's lots of slaves in the Bible. There you go.
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You're the president for the American Institute for Men and Boys. So what is that institute?
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Oh, yeah, well, and a lot of it's to our media. Our media is usually very well-off people, and they're like, let me break out the racism drum and beat that one. And, of course, those things need to be addressed. But if that stuff becomes the only sound you hear, then you guys are going to just – then everyone is going to continue to dance the same dance. That's the point.
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And so I think that that's where we're missing some of the evolution. But I think that that's starting to change. It's why people are sick of Hollywood and everything that they've created for a while.
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Right. Well, a lot of times now the lens is the villain. That's the thing that I've started to realize. Yeah, find the villain. The lens is the villain. And we didn't realize that we were having – we were being forced to look through this lens for so long because our media has just been the same. It's been so commandeered. And so now it's becoming freer.
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And I think that that's scaring kind of like the powers that be. I think it's one of the reasons why they don't want TikTok taking over. They want to force a sale of TikTok. They're afraid that it will share truths that they can't hold anymore. Right.
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Well, it feels that sort of vibe in a way. It does. It does.
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Well, because at a certain point, you can't hide. It's like I think there has to be some bit of – enough of you will be revealed.
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It's like even sometimes I feel like if I don't fact-check certain things and I'm learning how to have certain conversations, like people will get an idea of who I am or who you are by listening to us for a certain period of time, and then they can make a fair judgment for themselves, and it doesn't even have to be – A good or bad judgment. We're not saying that either one of us is good or bad.
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We're probably saying that we're both both. We're just trying to have a conversation together. And I think as a listener, you get that. You're like, okay, I don't maybe vibe with this guy. I'm glad I got to listen to him. It gives you value for your time. Do I put my time in? I'm grateful I got to listen to that person. I agree with some of the things they say. Oh, I'd never thought about that.
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but you also get to see people as more complete. And I think it goes back to what you're saying, like that, you know, a lot of people can we're not, they, people aren't as simple. Both things can be true all the time for a lot of people. And they are.
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Usually two things are true. And I think that's what's, that's what's a lot happened with podcasts is it, it holds two, three, four, seven things true at the same time while you're having a conversation, which is very normal as opposed to get this answer, get this clip, make it short, let it, we want to get our, how we feel across. And that's what matters.
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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
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Oh, welcome. Nice. Thank you. And you're the president for the American Institute for Boys and Men. Yep.
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Yeah. And I think then it makes it not about you. It makes it about this greater presentation of like of let's let's yeah, let's just be let's be as honest as we can.
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Obviously, he was trying to get laid, too. Undeniable.
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It is kind of interesting how you can have two people with the exact same thing. One will say that they're this side, one will say they're that side, and they cannot agree on shit. I don't understand. There's some minutiae in there that I can't even figure out. Because they'll want the exact same things. They could even write, these are the three things I want.
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And the other side will write, these are the three things I want. But if they don't each say that they're on the same side, then they will almost find a way to disagree.
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And no one even knows all of them either. And they're all so distorted anyway.
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Yeah, well, some people say also, though, that they wanted to load states up so that they could create more voters in certain states, you know?
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Really? Yeah, because they can't vote. Right, but if you legalize them, if you just bring them in, and then you find quick paths to legalization, then they would be able to vote.
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I don't know if they are, though. I think a lot of the immigrants that we're getting are also from... They were getting so many Haitians and stuff.
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I don't know. I think if I come in and somebody's feeding me the first hand that feeds me, that's probably the hand that I would think that I'm going to cater to. I don't know if that's a definite thing that they were doing. You know what I'm saying? It's hard to say if it is or isn't, but letting 21 million in.
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immigrants in you know when we had two border patrol agents on and they said it was it was a nightmare for them you know it was a nightmare for them and their families the stress that they went through um the fact that they would just have to get a an agreement from somebody that they would come and meet the agent like our a middle person they would like have like a connection piece to america um and they'd have to sign an agreement that they would come back and meet that person at a certain time or place and never show up and then there's no trail for them it was a
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You mean the actual disease or just the loneliness or the disconnection? No, the disease.
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The plan was not, there was no plan, it felt like.
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Because you can't know a business unless you know the inventory, right? How can you do anything?
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Yeah, I agree. That's how it feels. Well, that's another issue that we just have. We don't have enough parties. We don't have enough parties, and there's not enough – and I think that it's also kept that way as capitalism is just – there's only so much you can do. It's like you can only do so much.
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And then there's a lot of darker forces at play, I think, that just care about finances no matter what side of things you're on. And then I don't even know if America still owns itself anymore, to be honest with you. I feel like we're just – LLC of the middle East sometimes, but you know, different people think different things.
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But let's talk about some escapes for men. Let's talk about how do men, you know, how do we combat like some of this illness and because men are resilient, men are warriors. I believe in our hearts and, um, and in our spirits. And I believe that I've seen enough connectivity amongst men that we want, um,
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U.S. Men's Shed Association has partnered with Grouper to offer eligible members age 65 or older payments for staying healthy and socially active. Okay. So the men's sheds, can you do an image of it? Can we just do men's shed movement images?
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Yeah, that guy is obviously trying to be like, sexy buddies or whatever, I think. And I think, yeah, you got to find something to do together, paint something, look for something. Let's go look for something.
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Boys and girls, like join your local boys and girls club chapter. You can volunteer there. What's another one? You can be a champion.
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Oh, you don't realize as a parent, if there's a kid hanging out of your house, sometimes one of your kids, friends or something, you have a ton of influence on that kid.
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I mean, I got so much influence from most of my influence.
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Oh, that's a great point. Yeah, one of my greatest influences was this guy Charles Aldrich. He was my teacher. He was missing a finger. How did he lose his finger? You know what happened to him? He was at a baseball game cheering on his son. He stood up. His wedding ring got caught on a piece of metal on the bleachers and pulled his finger right off.
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I do know I wish I hadn't asked now, but God bless him. Pretty crazy. And my dad was missing a finger. And so I just related. I was like, oh, God wants these men without fingers to love me or whatever. You know, that's how I was thinking as a kid. It was just crazy. But that's how you think as a kid.
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Well, for sure, because I think also you... I don't know if ever in my life there's been like a... like a lot of organizations where it's like, Hey, men need help. You know, it's like, everything is that women need help with this children, you know? And it's certainly, that makes sense.
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No, no, no. He was a Korean veteran. He'd fought in the Korean War.
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Especially when we had a great TV show here called Prince Vice Principals or whatever. And that shit, you'd think what it helped it was with Danny McBride was in it. How long ago was that? It's a couple of years ago. So it might help a little bit. But definitely might have upped the vibes of some of these guys being teachers.
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So maybe you just need to influence that. Like, I remember when I was a kid, they had Coach was on and stuff like that. But I guess it didn't really resonate that much. But they had, like, what was that TV? Oh, Art Dead Poets Society or whatever. Yeah, Robin Williams. Yeah.
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But I guess there was the one with the set up with Tech of Mans. Who's that guy? Malcolm L. Jackson or whatever that guy's name was. No, he looks like kind of older, but still. They set up with Tech of Mans 600 years to get out of the CF prison. You know what I'm talking about? I do not. He talks like that? No.
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He's in Shawshank Redemption. You know what his name is? Morgan Freeman. He played a school teacher. Really? Lean on me, it was called.
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Um, I always think back to like women and children first, like when the Titanic was sinking or something, you know, when something like that, it's like women and children first. Right. And that's probably what most men would want as well. But at a certain point you're like, Hey, uh, we exist. What are we doing here? You know? Yeah. Um,
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We asked him to come on here. We asked him and Kamala to come on here. But I would have loved to have talked with Tim Walz.
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Oh, his whole interview, he seemed like this cheery kind of guy.
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Yeah, I think, I don't know if it felt like all the time he was making all of his own choices. That's the only thing about some of these parties. You start to wonder if there's bigger powers. And then you're like, and you can feel that sometimes it feels like, but I don't know.
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Right, they get a feel for them. They get a feel for them, exactly. And some of them ask, do we get edit or something? Like Timothee Chalamet came on, they didn't ask for one edit. They didn't ask to look at anything. They didn't ask. I was like, that's wild, you know? I mean, but they didn't. And then we've had other people come on and they're, you know,
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they're aging or whatever we get all fucking nitpicky or whatever some little fucking lizard and uh well ask to edit stuff out or just like say certain things now i didn't know that was something horrible happened somebody dies or something we'll edit it out you know it's like we don't want something horrible or somebody turning blue you don't want to talk about somebody can't breathe or whatever like yeah we're not gonna fucking sit there and ask questions to somebody who doesn't have but anything short of that so if i die oh two to their brain you might
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What was your first relationship like with your dad or something? Just so we have some personal attachment to this conversation as well. What was it like with your dad when you were a kid? Because that's usually people's first male role model, yeah?
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I know. I still wish he would come on and talk to us. Maybe he will now. Maybe he will now. That's a good point. I'm going to reach out again. We even tried to get Kamala after to see if she would come on and talk to us. Because that's the only thing. I just felt like you don't know who some of these people are. And not even that you do after a conversation, there's still a politician. Right.
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Right. but at a certain point you just can get a feel for them and also people at home can just get a feel you know just you want a little bit more feel these days you had Bernie on recently yeah it was great have you had him on before we had so much fun no I'd have him on again though dude we had a blast we just have so many things that you know we both care about it seems like um
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Yes, so places that men can get involved. It's like a Big Brother program. Do you know this about Big Brother program? If you're only going to be in town for a couple weeks, make sure it's going to be a place where you're going to be able to commit. Because you're saying to a child or something, I'm going to be there every other week or every two years.
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So that's something right there. And even just men getting together to like take a walk together, think together, you know, spend time together. It's like, how do we start to build those new things? Yeah. And also some of that is like the cycle has changed. You know, a lot of our energy came from wars and stuff, you know, and there were a lot more bowling leagues. There's a book.
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Yeah, it's just hiding from your wife for an hour and you and your buddies calling each other fat, right? Right. But that's what men need sometimes, right?
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Right. Yeah. You don't want to tell your wife. Yeah. I'm just going to hang. You know, it's like, yeah, I'm going to do something. That's a man thing too, is doing something like we're creatures that are supposed to be in action. Right. It's like the more sedentary I get, you know, like I just noticed that it's like, if I do the next right thing I'm supposed to do, everything goes fine.
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The second I stand around and think it's like things get a little weird.
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Yeah, just keep it moving, man. And it does help. It helps you. But then, yeah. But what was I thinking? Oh, I wrote down. Was I making a point there or no? I can't remember. I wrote down this question because I thought a lot about this, like men and women stuff, right?
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And I'm glad that we talked a lot about it like just because, yeah, women have had this sort of evolution in a way societally and financially. And they had to do that. It felt like to get more respect. And maybe if there had been a different respect in the beginning, things could have been different. But we live in a capitalistic society type of thing.
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And so I wrote down what I wanted to say because it was too hard for me to remember and say. So I was saying it seems like through the feminist movements and trying to make more gender equality, close the income gap, etc., that women were striving to have what men had.
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Such as more income, such as more equitable treatment, such as being able to strive in the workforce, having more access to educational opportunities, etc. That women wanted more power or what was conceived of as power. And in a capitalistic society, money is power. But is it really power though?
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I think it is pretty lonely and disconnected when men achieve the status of being powerful either through a lot of recognition or wealth or just producing a lot in general. I'm not saying that men could not have this type of power and not be connected to the world around them and people around them, but I think for most men it was basically lonely and disconnected.
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Is this what women really want when it comes to equitable treatment, et cetera, or having the same opportunities for financial success and upward mobility? Do women really want what men have or had?
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I wonder if women are really the ones that, generally speaking, have it right as far as being connected to others, being able to communicate better generally, and providing more of a home in the sense of a settled space around themselves. wherever they go or wherever they are. I think it's interesting that in trying to balance out male and female, the female wants to move towards the male.
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I get it, but I just wonder if maybe it made more sense to have the male move towards the female. And I don't mean that men should be women. What I do mean, though, is that these attributes that women seem to possess based primarily on their sex and some gender roles seem to be more fulfilling overall.
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So wouldn't it make more sense that the men would move a little closer to them or the women would tout that what they have is good enough and it is best instead of going ahead and trying to get what the men have? Like I said, I get it and I can understand why women want what they perceive men as having.
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I just wonder if that's really the best direction for women and for children and for men in general. and for people in general, do we really want to show our children that women can dominate and produce in the same ways that men can? Personally, I don't really think so. I think men have it wrong. I think that the men should be masculine and women should be feminine.
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But I think that the expression of masculinity, generally speaking, in our society has been kind of weak and kind of disconnected. And honestly, sometimes kind of dumb. Sorry, that was so much words. That's good. But I just did it. I was trying to like, I was like, I can't remember this, but this is like what I think, you know, like, it's not a clown on women or that their journey or anything.
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This sounds like a bit of a – It's crazy that I'm shocked. It's crazy that it's become in this world that that's a shocking thing.
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It's just like, what are, what are we all really looking for? You know?
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Yes. To be you. Yeah, to let yourself be seen. Yeah. Yes. And to feel equal, to feel like, oh, I can do these things as well. To get equal respect, right?
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Yeah, and how do we even – yeah, how do we just – yeah, and evolution takes pain. It takes discomfort for everyone. Change is hard. Yes, change is hard. And also I think though you look at like people having the time to do things in the evenings and stuff. Yeah. It's like we create – like a lot of people live in separate households. I talk about it with the holidays.
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The holidays are a bummer a lot of times now because you got to go visit – both your parents have been married two times and divorced. Now you're visiting six people or something on a – you're dividing your Christmas up. It's like we're dividing up the –
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Well, politics is just – it's a societal structure. I know it's – at some point, it's something you need for diplomacy and stuff. But I don't even – I feel like it's been so commandeered. I don't think most people even know what it is anymore or don't believe in the sanctity of it. But I do think that in the end, you – that other humans are your real government. Yeah.
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you know, your neighbor is your government, you know, norms, it's the atmosphere, it's the tradition, whatever you're, you know, and I think it is men need to just wake up, shave, put on a clean shirt and be ready for, you know, whatever blessings do come with the things that they create for themselves too. I think some of it is like just showing up for the day in the world.
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Um, but also we need to, if we could, it would be nice. We need to, what the fuck do I know? But it'd be nice if families were together in that, um, that everybody didn't have all these separate homes to go. It was just everything didn't feel so divided. I feel like even managing a life feels very dividing for a kid when one week they're here, one week we're there.
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And then the parents are separate, and they probably sit there, you know, yeah, maybe they go on – but they wish maybe they'd have been able to figure – I don't know. What do I know? I think I romanticize a lot.
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Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I just have this romantic view. But yeah, I think if... Yeah, being a father is just being a father.
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And there's your dad right there. Get a gander at him. What's his name? Phil? David. David, yeah. That's a proper British name as well.
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yeah, I just appreciate you thinking about stuff, this stuff with Richard. And I know there's a lot of other things we could talk about too, about, um, recovery programs and 12 step. We can save that for another conversation.
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I feel like we've had, I feel like this has been a nice conversation and, um, just some good food for thought and, and not to harp on man or what's going on. And if you feel uncomfortable, it's like, I think there is that there's a sense inside of a lot of us of like, what do we do? Where, where is my purpose? And, um, and where's that coming from? You know? And, um, And that's okay.
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Me too, Richard. I appreciate it. Richard Reeves, you have books out, don't you? Yeah. Of boys and men. Okay. Excellent. And how do people, if people want to get involved with your organization, what do they just donate? Is there volunteer possibilities or what are the things? Donations would be.
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I love hearing about it, man. And I appreciate you just being patient with me too today while we just kind of had this conversation. And yeah, this was a great practice for me and just like learning to talk and think about things together.
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You know, stay alive, dude. It kind of gives you some, you know, it's weird. It kind of gives you a little bit of purpose.
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It sure isn't, man. Thank you so much, Richard Reeves. Thank you. You bet.
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And what happens to a lot of that information from think tanks?
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Yeah. And is that the bad one or what's the bad one?
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Well, the Scottish is the easiest. Yeah, everybody's like, the Scottish are over there eating their own teeth, you know. We can agree on that. No, I love the UK because everybody just rips on the other group, you know, rips on the other part of it.
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But nowhere stronger than in the UK. No, it goes deeper. Yeah, you go on stage in Ireland, you're like, fuck England. And they just, they will cheer for the... They cheer off the other side, right?
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Oh, so the English and the Welsh are against each other even. Oh, crikes.
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Yeah, for sure. And I was going to talk, yeah. And just so I can, just so I'll relate my own. Yeah. My dad, my dad was older when I was born. My dad was 70 when I was born. So he was an older guy. So I think I had this like this almost like fear all the time that my dad was going to be hurt or die maybe, you know, because it was always just kind of scary, you know, like, um,
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You know, like he would drive and he would ask us where we were going or if we could turn. And I was just a kid. I'd be standing on the passenger seat and we're standing up and like getting up and like looking at the lights. And I'd be like, it's good. You know, it's green or bad or something. And I remember one time I got it wrong and he just drove right out.
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Yeah. I was helping out, you know, because sometimes he would park too close under the lights or whatever, you know, he'd wait at an intersection in the middle of the intersect. You know, he's just old, you know, he was just, you know, he was like 80 something at that point. And so it was just bizarre. You know, I think it was a very bizarre kind of like probably fatherhood connection.
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Yeah. Well, yeah, it's crazy. Well, there's that famous video that got shared a few years ago, like during COVID, when it was like every channel was reporting the same. It was just the same script.
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So you're saying that a lot of times mainstream media is also right-wing media.
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But so then when people say mainstream media, then I guess what then what did it because it always felt to me like, yeah, that every outlet was just always super liberal. That's what it felt like.
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Yeah, well, that's yeah, that seems to be I think it feels so far away from being. Like the people feel so far away from being represented. And I feel like that seems like it's gotten further and further in my lifetime. I can't tell if it's just because I'm getting older. And so you hear about more stuff like that or if it's actually true.
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But I think people just feel like, you know, like, why are we having to audit our own government? You know, whether or not the means that they're going about it are good or not. But it's like it's. It's like the fact that people are cheering to have our own government audited. The fact that it's like, yeah, that 80 percent of the people would would say they don't support what's happened in Gaza.
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But yet we would still send money to Israel. Like, I think Trump has done that.
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You still see a lot of great, like there was a beautiful video. I'm not sure if it was AI or not, of them trying to celebrate Ramadan the other night in the rubble. Oh, the long table? Yeah.
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Well, that's, I think that's before October 7th, but like a year ago, people would be afraid to have, I think this Congress to, to, to people be afraid. Oh, for sure. Including us. Like I'd be afraid, I'd be afraid that,
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Oh, well, dude, you got to be pretty, you have to have an open attitude to even think that way in third grade.
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um but no he's just been he's been on a unabashedly afraid to share about Palestine you know yeah no he's had his heart changed I think his heart's in the right place like I think he's he's uh doing great he was from the beginning about I mean he was early on it yeah yeah not like 10 he hasn't been but since it became like a hot more of a hot button issue in the past three or four years for sure
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Yeah, dude, that is style. That's... Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's definitely very stylish. My good friend Aaron, he started a company called John Elliott. Yeah. I feel like I've heard of that. Yeah. They have them, like, now in, like, in Nordstrom. And it's, like, a – they have, like, it over, like – I think it was, like, right after, like, G-Star kind of came out.
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Well, I just think it's... Honestly, bro, some of it I think is kind of pussy. And I hate to say that because some people don't have pussy. They don't believe in them or whatever. But it's like... I think if your military is so great, send in snipers and get the bad guys. That's how I feel.
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But that's the part to me. It's like send in some – if those are the bad guys, send in and get the – like do some – it just felt like this – I don't know. It just started to feel gross and then – The great thing was it feels like you couldn't hide it from a nation. You could not hide from the world that what they were doing was wrong.
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But going back to what you're saying, how much are we complicit in so many of these types of things that happen in different countries? And do we need to be?
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Like, G – I got into some G-Star for a little bit. Oh, you got some G-Star? That was, like, as, like, let me see what we're doing kind of as I got. I would like to have more fashion sometimes. I just don't know if I – I don't care. Well, you got to look. I get too overwhelmed. I like knowing like there's about 17 or 18 things that I wear that'll be okay.
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Why is there such a strong bond between America and Israel? I've heard Candace Owens saying that she thought it was blackmail. But what do you why do you think there's really such a strong bond?
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So what you're saying, I think it's like – that's one of the things that makes it tougher. The more information you learn, I think, in the world, it's like – The shittier things seem. Yeah, in some ways. But the reality of things, you just see the reality. It's like, yeah, you need – and if you were playing a game of Risk and you were these powerful people, how would you operate and –
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Yeah, it just gets to – it gets to be tough to find out, OK, well, then what does being an American still mean to me? And then also that things are so conflicting and dangerous out there amongst these like leaders and powers that you have to – you have to like kind of put a flag in something for yourself. Yeah.
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just to kind of get to because otherwise you'll just be sort of aimless it feels like um well i mean i think i i don't know if i'm even explaining that fully right but you got to stand for something is that what you're saying if you don't stand for something you fall for everything yeah so here's what i think it's like the more we learn about um history the more we learn about just like um the the
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the like well America did these things and some of it 9-11 could have been the result of some of that just as more as you start to learn that America hasn't always been this perfect partner and this that it just starts to test like okay well what does it mean to be an American to me but then
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At the same time, you need to be an American because you live in a country that's safe and you're able to operate here within the country. So it's – I don't know. It just makes it kind of interesting. Does that make sense?
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But do you think that's a culture thing? What culture is your family from? I'm Turkish. Okay, so in Turkey, is that a thing? Do you see just this ever in Turkey?
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Okay, so take us back. Our listeners, if we get too much information, a lot of them don't. They're going to tune it out. Well, I think if it's new information for me, I shouldn't say them. If it's new information for me, it's hard for me to go along.
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I am the problem. But OPEC is the oil... Yeah. So OPEC is like an oil NATO.
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Right, so they're saying, oh, there's only so much oil. Even though there's as much as they want, they kind of want there to be.
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Subsidies means they get kickbacks from the government.
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Yeah, I saw a guy with a huge beard the other night at a comedy show. I think it was in Ohio. He had a huge beard. And then an Edgar, that kind of Mexican kind of Edgar cut in the front. I love that. Oh, it was great. This guy was ginger. I mean, probably Amish or recently Amish or once removed or whatever. And he had had like – How did that work?
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But in a time – Oh, because that company owns so much of the actual market of whatever that product is that if they wanted to adjust it, they could do it.
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Yeah, I mean, like you're saying, it's like the more you learn, you have to then decide, okay, you almost have to differentiate – Well, what does it mean to be an American to me?
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Because if I stay here and I sleep under this banner of America where I can make money and I can have – and there's a welfare system and I'll be at their – people have ideas of whether they're good or bad and those – but that I stay here. I continue to stay here. I keep myself here. This is where I choose to be in the safety of this place. Mm-hmm.
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You know, it's like, well, how complicit am I or am I just an American? And this is this is the I got blessed into this place and this is where I am.
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And if somebody else weren't born in this place and they were in a place that were, you know, more hostile and scary to live in and sleep in and try to survive in, wouldn't they be praying that they would be here or that they would have some of the same things? Yeah, everyone, everyone make any sense.
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Do I want it to be this constant net? Like, or do I want to not think about those things and think that those are the government's, you know, some of that's the government's responsibility. I do my best to elect and vote in a way that I think is meaningful and vote for the best person. And then I try to enjoy my life and take care of my family and my neighbor. You know, I think it's like,
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I don't know. That's kind of how I think maybe I start to break it down in my head, you know?
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I mean, you could tell somebody in his – somebody had fucking – he probably had nails in his pocket. You know what I'm saying? He definitely – somebody had – somebody –
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Yeah. And instead put a fucking rag and bone in every town. Yeah. I fucking hate rag and bone. Well, it's just like, dude, don't tear down cool areas and just put up a rag and bone, dude. It's not fucking cool. But no, man, it's interesting. I never really heard it put like that. And then, of course, the other things, you say these other things to people, that doesn't feel...
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You got to point – you have to approach people with something they can point a finger at and whatever they're pointing at is close enough where they feel like it can be reached. Yeah. Like those are things that it's like – But also, those are things, like, you label, like, Trump talked about them last night on some of the congressional address. I think it was the party address last night.
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We need black pilots. Dude, first of all, black people can jump better, so how are you not going to have a fucking black dude in a plane, bro?
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But still, dude, if I saw Michael Jordan in the cockpit, that bitch, we're going to stay up. That's how I'm feeling. Oh, 100%. Like, that's where I feel.
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Bring it up. See if we can. That's a good question. Because there seems to be these little times in history where it's like, okay, for this year, it's almost like they press a plane trouble button. And it's like, oh, now there's plane trouble.
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Let me see what this even says. No, there were actually more plane crashes between January 1st, 2024 and February 1st, 2024 when you compare the same time period this year to last year. So there were more crashes.
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Oh, I thought this was one of those terror watch fucking charts, dude.
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You had a couple of them where it's like these planes almost hit each other. They would show you a video and I watched one of them two times. I'm like, I didn't, that shouldn't even look close to me. They're like, but they just label it that way. It's definitely kind of fascinating. Then once something happens, you start to hyper focus on it more. This episode is sponsored by better help.
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Well, that's what I – dude, racism used to be so easy in America. Like when I was growing up, it was like easy, easy to do, easy to be racist. Now, I've been to these – it's almost like you have to have a chart. You have to have – a calculator to even be racist now, it feels like.
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Yeah. I hate it when somebody tries to label like, oh, you're a mag or you're this type of thing. It's like that. I've never wanted to be put in a box my whole life. I don't feel like there's enough parties really to represent the people. And I think the more information you get and learn, I think a lot of people start to feel that way.
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Like, I don't know if this party really represents me, you know? But then there's such conglomerates of so many different little pieces that they almost are like, well, I like this person in this one. I like this person on the chess team or this rook. So I'm going to – they will get my vote because they have that player, right?
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But, yeah, I think that that's – I think as more people get more information and are able to look into things more that that kind of evolves.
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Yeah. Well, I think one thing about Trump was like, and I was like, fuck, it made you believe Because most people knew him from rap songs, probably, from being a rich white guy, having rich guy hair, and then from being on The Apprentice, right?
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Which was a very... Pretty monumental how that all shaped out.
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Yeah, what happened to the good old days? You could just point out the window and your stepdad just knew immediately what was going on.
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He's switched up. Yeah, I remember. He gave Flavor Flavor a job working at an ice cream shop or something one day. I remember seeing that episode. So, yeah, I mean, he was... I just thought there was a moment where it was like, oh, anybody – because you're right. He didn't seem like a political insider.
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He seemed like – I think he's always been this – or notoriously it seemed like he's just been this kind of like real estate, shady real estate executive guy, which I think at a certain point some people were like, oh, I'll take that. I'll take a – ruthless business guy as our president, because politics has become a ruthless business.
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But I think, yeah, I think there was a thing like, oh, anybody could be president. Right. So that in a way felt a little bit like the American dreamer, at least a little piece of like anybody. There was a feeling like, oh, he got it. There's because nobody thought he would win. Yeah, that's true. So I think there was that comeback piece to him, right?
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Well, people say let's go. Brandon is like a Trump thing.
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We're trying to make the races better. Yeah. Yeah, dude, because you said there's like a barrier to entry now.
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Oh, well, I think that we should have... I think women should get paid so that they can be at home with their children. And that way... Or a man, if one of them wants to work.
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And then the other one can be at home to be a parent. I wish that that was something that we did with our money.
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Well, I think people are getting to their wits and where it's like nobody believes that either one of these parties is doing anything. Right. I think you've had the same problems. You've had the same things happen time over time. And maybe some of it at a certain point you realize, well, that's just the cost of business. It's just like it's just become so bloated. It's become more about them.
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Like you're saying, more about corporations and less about everyday people.
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Sorry to interrupt you. I just want to. Was a series of domestic programs, public works projects and financial reforms and regulations enacted by President FDR in the U.S. between 33 and 38 in the 1900s with the aim of addressing the Great Depression, which began in 1929. Wow, dude. So he had to be right on the back of the Great Depression. Yeah.
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Because people always they always like they'll quote him all the time, you know.
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First of all, yeah. Dude, if I'm Elon Musk, I'm definitely getting a crazy dick. I'm getting a fucking designer dick. I'm getting a two-seater. I'll get a damn three-seater cock. Yeah, they're saying – I'll put suicide doors on my – if I'm Elon Musk. But here's what I would say is to kind of the thing about Elon is like – or just to discuss it really.
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I think people are like, we don't give a fuck who's auditing this thing. And finally, there's like, oh, this is the person to audit. This is the person that's going to audit. This is somebody we can blame if something fucks up. This is somebody that at least they're saying that they're going to audit the government. Like – Why do we even have to audit our own government?
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Well, the crazy thing is, though, now you have whoever our original auditing system was, and then you have this second, and now we have this second auditing system. But, dude, it goes to, like, It's so like I'll have a I'll have a financial like an investment banker. Right.
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Yeah, you can also get that USSR chart easily. A lot of those men you'll see meeting with very young girls at Starbucks, trying to get them involved in something a lot of times it seems like.
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But I there's times and I probably should want I want to hire somebody to audit my financial advisor because I'm like, is this guy stealing money? from me, you know, because you hear so many stories of people getting stolen from just like entertainment, different industries, whatever. But it starts to be like, I don't even know who to trust anymore.
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And I think that's where most people feel like it is. It's like, I don't know if most people necessarily feel like that Elon or Doge is the best, but it's like now it feels like, OK, well, there's a government system that's supposed to be doing this. And then there's a privatized system that's supposed to be doing this. Now, who's the crook? Who knows?
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But then I think people look to Elon and they say, well, at least he came when he bought Twitter, which was a brave thing to do. It felt like it opened up more opportunity for free speech, like things you couldn't share on there six years ago you could share on there now.
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Yeah, I guess I have the goatee. It's very simple, kind of. It's like I have a big nose, so I try to – you do little things to try and trick a wife or whatever, trick a – you want to have a spouse. So I have that, and then – I have a little bit more chin than my brother does. So I have a real chin in here. Some people it's, it's completely, it's a total mirage.
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Like, what the fuck? But that's the crazy thing. Now, people will just—you see things, and then you start to believe it. Oh, dude, I realize Twitter starts to— like it'll start to rot my mind. I'll start to get, and then it feeds you something. It's like, that's a scary. And that's another scary thing just about social media. It's about where we're at. Things just feel so.
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You don't know what to... You'll open it up. You'll close it. Now you're furious. All you were doing was looking for something on your phone. You're bored for 10 seconds. You opened it up. Now you got two links to some shit. Now you're furious. Now you close it. Now you're back in the grocery store where you were a minute ago. You're on the fucking food aisle, but now you are... You're angry.
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You're apeshit insane that a kid, a deceased kid somewhere...
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Yeah. And then it's like you want to buy a pussy fart coin or whatever. And then you don't even know what to do. Retardio. Yes. It's like, oh, retardio is going to the moon. And you have all these fucking Klan members or whatever trying to sell it. It just... It's gotten... It's crazy.
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It's too much porn. It's too much porn because I'll be trying to take care of myself, doing decently. I'll just see something, an edge of a tit or something flies by. And then it just is like you can just get stuck pretty easy, jerking off or whatever. It gets – And then I get sad. And then I get ashamed of myself. And then I just, and then I don't even sleep in my bed on those.
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Like, dude, on nights like that, I will sleep on the couch. It's almost like, I don't even, it's like. Damn. I know. It's like I'm a, it's like I'm divorced in my own fucking, and I just live alone. It's like.
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Like, it's almost like I'm a husband that got caught jerking off. So now you're sleeping on the couch.
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Yeah, kind of, but if you've had so many nightcaps over like 20, 30 years, you're like, oh, I'm fucking – I'm an alcoholic at this point, you know?
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Like there's a guy that's in that power slap game and they can't even like, he has this huge, they can't identify where his chin begins.
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Oh, yeah. I had a buddy who had curtains put inside of his car and he would go and close them all so he could sit in his car and masturbate without feeling like, you know, like people were going to point at him or whatever.
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His Carl to start running on his own semen or whatever. I shouldn't have said that part. You had Bernie Sanders on your show. I did, yeah. Pretty cool, man. How awesome was that?
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Did you find it interesting that people cheered so much against him when they said that he also took money during like... Remember that a couple of months ago? Not a judgment against him. I think all these people... I think when you get into politics, right, it's almost like being in a big family.
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And if you want something done, it feels like you have to – it's almost just like – Took money from what, though? Well, what did they say that he took money from? Oh, RFK said it. That was – During that – when he was interviewing RFK.
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The figure cited by Kennedy referred to the industry in which individual donors were employed. Yeah. Okay. Because Kennedy said that Bernie Sanders got a certain amount of money. And this is just a clip. This actually goes to a perfect example of what we've been talking about where you see a clip of something, right? In 2020, this was the claim.
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Senator Bernie Sanders was the single largest receiver of pharmaceutical money in Congress. And the context was this figure cited by RFK Jr. referred to the industry in which individual donors were employed. It did not refer to funds originating from or directed by pharmaceutical companies.
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Yeah, I think it makes, I mean, it totally makes sense to me that that's the way that it could happen, you know?
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But it's so funny. RFK probably saw a clip or heard, you know, it's just like, it's so, it's like.
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What do you say? Consensus? Consensus. So there's no regional place you can go to except now almost your own gut or if you're influenced by clips or whatever, right?
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I feel you. But what I'm saying is, is that better than us all being under the influence of some consensus? I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just looking at it.
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There is the one where it's crazy where sometimes, yeah, they cut the hair exactly...
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I need to do a better job of that. I think of finding my information diet.
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And just where does it come from? It's not I just don't get enough of it. A lot of times a lot of times I operate mostly just like on my own feelings kind of. which is in the end kind of your instincts or whatever. But then I start to notice that things that I get influenced by and like my own algorithm and things, I was like, oh, I'm fucking getting influenced.
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You know, I'm up last night in the middle of the night and it's like, have I reposted too many TikToks about you?
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yeah oh that's no neck ed yeah he's doing real estate now too he was doing lemonade sale he was in like a he got caught up in big lemon or not big lemonade but like lemonade big lemonade he was so i know he's he got i think he was involved with lemonade for a bit i saw him selling uh he was involved with like a like a child like what do you mean
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gaza you know and i'm up for 40 minutes last night laying in my bed and my brain's calculating but shit like that you know it's like but it's just because i'll get to my you know it's like none of it's bad stuff really but it's um i'll notice if i get on my twitter thing especially i'll get angry i get and then i'm like if i'm at least aware of this is happening people that aren't aware that aren't even thinking like oh this is affecting me they're just being affected yeah then it's like man
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We have the Teamsters president, one of the Teamsters union presidents on.
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Oh, he does? Yeah. I didn't know that. I saw him at the inauguration. It's just interesting. I'd never talked to a Teamsters union president. I've heard of the Teamsters. I watched Newsies or whatever when I was a kid a bunch. But it was just interesting to see that – to learn about unions and see how they work.
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no like he was selling he got caught up ed and pete's there it is something like that or lemonade oh he like actually had his lemonade brand yeah he was selling it was like uh it was the opposite of you know they have like a long neck bottle that was the whole play on it oh oh that's weird i know that's such an odd thing that he was so he made like like a short and stubby one yeah
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And then some people are like, well, once you get unionized, it's hard to – you don't have as much individuality. So if I'm super hardworking, I'm self-motivated, then maybe I don't want to be a part of the union. But I could see that as a safety net for people to have a union against corporations. Yeah. Yeah, to me it makes perfect sense.
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Yeah, Bernie has a good – Bernie had a good thing about that. He said that, well, if we're going to shorten people's work weeks – he was talking about having a shorter work week. Yeah. And then that since companies' profits are going up, then the employees, the amount that they should make should go up. It's like it shouldn't just be the company at the top that has the increase.
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Like that's why at a certain point it has to tip towards a actual revolution where people pick up. And I don't know if we can say this or not, but I'm, I mean, I say it all the time.
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Who wants that baby lemonade out of bed? Oh, he definitely looks like the kind of guy that you would just, you want to fucking crack open. He looks like that fancy syrup. You ever see the fancy bottle of syrup and it doesn't have, bring it up if you can. It's kind of light brown. There's a brown top on it. It's maple syrup, but it's wide.
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Really? I'm a big revolution guy. I've always had little dreams of like semi revolutions or like regional or whatever. At least I hope at least I can make it to the regional revolution. Like I understand if I don't make it to the national, but I want to be on a horseback or at least on a fucking standing next to a,
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It's going to be somebody also who works at a renaissance fair full-time who can be on a horseback, who can handle the type of – when you think about it, I'm not even joking. It's kind of crazy, but you will need a dude who is fucking – I am willing to ride through here with a spear. But yeah, at a certain point, if you let so many people go –
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Just to appease a company, to appease corporations, you're just going to have more – those people have to at some point – there has to be a revolution. Isn't that how revolutions happen?
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Are you talking about Guatemalans that came over the border and stuff?
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How would you – how do you successfully do something like that then? Because I think a lot of people's concern – well, I think here's what happens is you're like, I'm not safe anymore, right? And you start to feel – right, there's people that were raped or killed. There was a couple instances where they – that they put them on the news, right?
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They were on the congressional – they had some of those people.
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Right. So I think you hear about those things and you're like, well – Yeah, you'll start to apply them to everyone. Which is crazy.
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Because it's like – It's fear. Okay. So – because to me it's like – Have a fucking organized system. If I go to a dude, I go to I went to Canada a couple of days ago. It was heck. It was heck getting in and out of there. It's heck getting out of there. It's super organized. You know, it's like but we should just because here's the thing.
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If you don't know who's in your country, then you can't do a correct census. You can't allocate things correctly to people. You can't know who needs what in certain areas.
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Yeah, like an old brown jug. He kind of had that. Anyway, I feel bad we're making fun of the guy now.
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Bring that up. How did sanctuary cities get started? That's fascinating, man. Sanctuary city policies were not originally proposed by law enforcement.
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They argue that these policies help build trust between immigrant communities and local law enforcement. This trust is crucial for encouraging immigrants to report crimes and cooperate with police investigations. sanctuary policies allow police to focus on local priorities and prevent crimes. Wow.
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I wonder though, what's that? I'm sorry. What is the AI search engine or some shit? What is this?
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All right. I think it's interesting, though. I wonder how many cities then jumped on it as a – even on the Democratic side to say like – or left side, whatever you want to call it. But like to say, oh, I better be a part of this now if I want my voters to then vote for me. You know what I'm saying? So sometimes like –
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The political kickball gets created one way, but it also gets used in a field in another way.
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Fuck head, bro. Yeah. No, but I saw the other day he was doing real estate, man. Hasan Piker, thanks for coming in, dude. Yeah, hell yeah. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. I know you're super busy, man. I admire—I admire, first of all, how streamers, how— The effort it is, it almost seems like it's like one of those races in the Olympics that it's like an endurance game.
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Oh, yeah, you can't even... I mean, you fucking... Everybody's mixed now, it feels like.
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Yeah, so... It's probably Mexican a lot of times, I would bet. And that's just even my Mexican friends, they're always like... you know, my uncle's in the back or whatever they'll say, you know, and I don't say anything, but it's like, I, you know, I think it's interesting. It's interesting. Like what things get, how things get framed, right.
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By the media, how things get used, how things like even programs like sanctuary city, how does it then get manipulated and used as like a negative thing or is a thing where one party feels like, well, I better declare as this, or I'm going to be out of the money, whatever the next thing is. Like,
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Yeah, it feels alarming. It feels like you have to have this military thing. I think one thing that I noticed last night was like the military has had a tough time getting recruits, right? Yeah. Recruitment has been down.
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And so part of me always wonders, well, like – Or did the powers that be then want Republicans to be in office because they know that eventually, if people are believing more in their country again, it will incite more recruitments? I'm not saying that that's the truth, but you just start to wonder what the fuck is really going on.
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But also just like your openness to like thinking about things. You don't seem like just like one type of person or like you could pigeonhole you.
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Jerking off on you or whatever. And you guys are changing each other's names after 8 p.m. or whatever and shit. I think shit gets pretty melodic out there.
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Or a lot of people will also go into the military, learn some patterns that help them to achieve well. My buddy Josh was in for a while. He got out, and now he's able to be a good business owner because he learned. You know, he got up in the morning. You know, it just helped him have some regimen.
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But even just in your own beliefs, like when you talk about political stuff, it's like –
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He's a leftist political commentator. You can see countless clips of him debating social issues and political topics. I admire his work ethic and his pursuit of information and communication. I am thankful today for his time and our conversation. Today's guest is Mr. Hassan Piker.
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That's a great point. I think – and maybe – and I wish I knew more of what some of those groups did a lot of times. With the military? Yeah, but I agree with you. It's like I agree the fact that why are – why does the voter, why does the gun carrier, the water carrier, you're always at this – it's a caste system really in a lot of ways.
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You're, it is, those are the people having to do the bidding of these elites, you know, of these countries and stuff like that. But then at a certain point, it's like, do I decide this is my, what, what, what integrity or what do I want to have inside of myself when I'm doing that? I could be all day like, fuck, I don't want to be doing this. This country's a piece of shit or whatever.
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Or I can have pride in what I'm doing, no matter what. And the spot that I'm existing in is, in, um, this sort of strata. Right. And, and I stand up for my country and it's just, you know, as we get more information, it's just, uh, it's fascinating how things change.
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Unless you had some real gunners. Unless you had some cool Call of Duty, Verdansk, Modern Warfare dogs.
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Yeah, you would, but it would be significantly lower. It wouldn't be this system that gets manipulated and used. That's why they don't want to fix it, though. That's why they don't want to get free health care. But that's why they don't want to fix so many things. And that's what I'm saying. We learn more. As we learn more about it, you start to see some of the clarity or some of...
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You learn more. You have more information. But then how do I operate still when I have that more information? It's tough because if I become a nihilist, then I'm miserable. My day-to-day is miserable. And I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just saying it's how do we manage in those spaces as we learn more?
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There's a fucking – there's a band – or not a band. There's some homeless guys stole, I guess, a band's high school equipment during COVID over by the – there's a park behind my apartment. Yeah. And you could hear them sometimes practicing in like 3 or 4 a.m. They get a couple dudes tuned up in a tent or whatever. And you could hear them. What song were they playing for a while? Oh.
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just gonna stand there and watch you burn i don't know what instruments they had but it was pretty cool you know they got a whole sheet music and everything you know but it's like yeah just making the most of where you're at um and also our military is there like you it keeps us safe if there's flooding if they do a ton of stuff yeah the army corps engineers like i interviewed a guy i don't want people to feel like their lives are in vain
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I admire people that go and are willing to put their years of lives into anything.
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were cut if they help supported air safety uh president donald trump's administration has said no one at the federal faa with a critical safety position has been fired as it cuts the federal workforce some faa jobs were eliminated had direct roles in supporting safety inspectors and airport operations according to their union and foreign or former employees this is another way that they lie by the way and and karen bass did this with the la wildfires
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I'm curious to see because Trump's making – and there's so many executive orders and things right out of the gate, and there's so much focus on him by the media too. But I'm curious to see if some of these things turn out to help long term. There's no way. I'm hopeful that they are.
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Like I'm hopeful that if they're going to cut Medicare or Medicaid that it's also because they have the – they're going to make price transparency from hospitals, right? And so then there won't be – the expenses won't be as high, right? Like I'm hoping that there's some long-term strategy to a lot of his ideas. Like the same thing with – Gaza and Israel. I don't know if there is.
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I think you couldn't find 30 of these people that aren't, it feels like.
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I don't know if they should allow people to go from one to the other. From private to public, you know what I'm saying? Because obviously there's conflicts of interest when people do that sort of thing, you know?
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Yeah, it says right here, Rick Scott's role in the Columbia HCA scandal. In 2003, Rick Scott's company, Columbia HCA, the largest private hospital chain in the U.S., was found guilty of defrauding Medicare. The company was forced to pay $1.7 billion a settlement. That was the largest medical fraud fine in U.S. history at the time.
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Scott, who was the CEO, left the company with a $10 million severance package after the scandal. $300 million in stock options, too. Wow. So do you start to wonder, so this was when he was in the private sector, right? Yeah. So what's going to be different if a guy comes over from that private sector to the public sector? He's the richest congressperson, by the way. Is he really? Fuck that, man.
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Give us some fucking money. I think people should only be able to have a certain amount of money.
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It was awesome, man. My buddy Wayne, he's got a podcast now called Trash Talk. But, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they do pretty well. But then what about LeBron's companies if they're buying shirts from another country? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that labor there and those people, that guy's sleeping on a tricycle seat at night because he has to be at work again in the morning.
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Yo no se, yo no se. I'm illegal. That's what I say. That's so funny. When the Jews come for me, I'll be like, I'm illegal. That's what I'm saying, dude.
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they have a weather machine but imagine you're rich enough say you were rich enough like a mike uh not mike jones or whatever that's that rapper but i'm thinking of um uh bill gates right if you had enough money bro you would get it and some guys like look For one bill, I'll get you a weather machine. We'll get you – I'd get that bitch in a heartbeat, dude. Imagine you're sitting at home.
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You're having your coffee. You're like, all right, Detroit, fuck you guys. Here's seven inches right now, dude. Here's seven white inches. It's really the only way that freaking a white guy can give seven to ten white inches anymore is by pressing that weather button. This is Bill Gates pressing the weather button. He's pressing the weather button. But no, man, I think it's –
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Would you have had Trump come on your show? But first of all, thankfully we can still joke around about stuff and we can have a sense of humor. Imagine if we didn't as individuals have a sense of humor. That would be... I agree with you.
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When he was out here, I ate all of it. Oh, you didn't like them? No, I liked them. I'm just sad that they're bipartisan snacks he's sending out.
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It was the only friend of mine that did that. Very sweet of him. He's like, my mother wants to see those.
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it's up it's up being friends with stavi is up that's why you can't trust the greeks oh now look finally as a turkish man we're both let me tell you both sided agreement all right yeah bipartisanship on that front for sure you cannot trust these greeks yeah the third month of his calendar is gorgonzola or whatever i'm like this seems like it was like january february march april baklava june july i'm like that seems
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We're going to have to talk about that next time. Would you have Trump won if he would podcast with you?
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Do you feel like you're that far removed from getting to talk to guys like that? No.
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Like, they wanted to do, like, a video, like, let's do some social video. And I was like, I don't want to do something like that.
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He was definitely, my body, my body, yeah. I think he definitely was one of the early, he was almost like a rapper in a way, like with the pills. I think he had the women. Bring up Rush Limbaugh's wife. Let's even get a. No.
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But he didn't come. I mean, they didn't ask for any edits, you know? That was the thing. They didn't say, like, we need to see this. They didn't fucking have you guys have a good day.
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But I'm also not a political guy. This is a trap I fell into recently.
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Well, because I think my goal is to find – it's not a goal, but I just want to get to know people kind of, right? And I realized – I fell in this trap recently. I thought that just because I had some political people on last year that I knew about politics. I do not. That was a trap. Even my own ego was like, oh, maybe I know something about politics. I don't know shit. Now I have some ideas.
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I know what it feels like to be kind of like I feel like just a pretty regular person. And then I don't know. I try to find empathy here and there and figure things out. But – But I'm – and I'm learning a lot. I've definitely learned a lot more than I knew two years ago for sure.
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But then to think that I – like I have to be careful not to like smoke my own nuts or whatever it's called where it's like you just – just because I had some politics on, now I'm fucking Jim Rome or somebody or like a – like a – Malcolm X. Malcolm X. Malcolm X, yeah. Malcolm X. But anyway, but no, dude, I like your attitude. I like your charisma. I like that.
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I wanted to talk a little bit more about, I know you have a program where you try to co-op and put money back into things that mean something to you.
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And we could get together another time and talk about business strategy and things like that. I think it'd be interesting. But yeah, I just wanted to just... And yeah, we do a lot of fundraising.
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Dude, yeah. No, I appreciate you even saying that because I think that's something I need to hear more about. It's on my brain and heart a lot. We started a foundation last year, but haven't started to figure out what to do with the money or what exactly to do. I would like to create a business that – I thought about water. You're selling water, but the money goes towards –
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rehab for people that suffer from opioid addiction you know that sort of thing just so it's like using something that everybody needs but finally the proceeds it only goes towards this thing there's not even a profit you know it's like this is what it's for but I need to be more I've done that in the past too like I have merch and it's US made, union made
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I've seen, yeah, sometimes you get a, yeah, she has a very, who does she look like a little bit? I've never seen his wife. Or someone's widow Catherine.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's – yeah, I'm glad you say these things because, yeah, it's just stuff that I can remember to try to focus more on. Yeah, because everybody – that's the crazy thing. It's like everybody at every point of something, most people need – Or they need some type of support. They need an ear. They need a blanket. They need a mouthful of – they need a friend.
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There's a lot of ways to be a part of the world and always to try and find a corner where you can express care. Hasan Piker, thanks so much, dude. I'd love to chat again sometime. I know we didn't get to cover some stuff we did, but I just appreciate it, man. I think – Yeah, I just think it's important too that people just get together and talk about stuff.
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I wish I'd have been able to kind of like have probably some stronger political conversation with you. Some of that stuff I don't have as strong of a knowledge base in. But I admire you, dude, and I admire the way you operate, and I really appreciate your time today. All right, thanks for having me, man. This was great. I'm sorry I have to do a stream for so long, too, dude.
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Oh, damn. No, they didn't. That part I made up, but I would just protect their anonymity. But it just, you know what I'm saying? Like, just, just, it's like people, I think people, I don't know. We're all trying. I think, yeah, I have a neat community too that I feel like wants to do stuff that's important in the world. And we're all trying to figure out how, you know?
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And Tori Spelling a little bit, too. She looked like, if you go back one, Tori Spelling was probably before your time. But, oh, yeah, she does. Yeah, I never looked at his wife. Yeah, I'd never seen a picture of her before.
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But yeah, I, I, I just, I see that light in you, man. And I appreciate you coming and sharing your time with us today. I really do. All right. Thanks for having me. You bet, man.
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You just think like, yeah, I guess what are people's – I don't know. Yeah, I guess it's good that I'm not doing that. What's one of the toughest things about streaming that people don't understand though?
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We had Bassem Youssef and we definitely have tried to like learn some about it. I think in the end for me, it just became like my feelings just tell me that it's, just messed up what's happened to those people. It's like, and that a lot of it was covered up by the media or they didn't want you to share certain information or you weren't allowed to.
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So when you say that, do you mean that they're all in on the same, it's all kind of the same ruse, do you mean?
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Do you think that that's starting to get upset even by like podcasting, streaming? Do you think that that apple cart starting to change? It feels like.
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Let me think of how they call it. I'm trying to think of the term for it. That shit is swaggy, though. I ain't going to lie. I think it's... Yeah, some people call it that. I never... Oh, it's a rat.
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It wasn't like a lot of dads that were like doctors and shit like that.
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Yeah. Now I see that. I never really thought about that concept before that the dad couldn't come back because it would affect.
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I didn't thought about it like that. You know what I mean? Well, in our neighborhood, in our area, a lot of the black girls got, they all got, um, um, over the summertime after seventh grade.
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Yeah. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I don't see it. Yeah. I mean, I've seen some of it online. I don't need to see any right now. You know what I'm saying? I'm good. I hope these shades block out black dick, bro. You feel me? Because I ain't trying to see any today, bro.
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So then I have to go over and try to get some sex with the lady? I mean, no, they telling you, did you nut in that?
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But I think for me, it's just... Oh, we on right now?
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What up? Dude, the cracker of the year this year was Shane Gillis, man. Congratulations, dude.
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We fucking here, though. Some people call it a mullet. I think it's just as is, man. You want to go shades today? We can do them. What do we got?
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You did? But no, that's a big thing that happened for Trump was they put him on all of those charges, right? He was in court every week. And then they tried to shoot him. They tried to kill him. And so that's, if anything, if any group could probably relate to some of that type of energy. Of course. Black community. They trying to kill us every day. You know about Martin Luther King.
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Oh, what? Accident? Assassinate? No, we just tried that one. Uh.
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Never one. When other time has it happened where a chopper just went off like that? Yeah, and it was for Kobe Bryant, though.
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Well, why? First of all, if we live in a country where it's free, where the communication.
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Well, why didn't we all just get the truth? You know what I'm saying? Why the files have to be, like, why is there a secret files?
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Black Linceaga, bro. Yeah, it's like they're just fucking you over. Well, did you see some of the stuff I've seen is that people are, they're trying to accuse him of being a homosexual.
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You see how he look? You think Martin Luther King is not getting pussy? Oh, yeah. I could see him definitely getting some.
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Let me see what we got. You got some of those? Yo, put those shit on. 7-Eleven Classics. Are they? Yeah, Gas Station Movie Theaters. 7-Eleven, 7-12, bitch. Welcome. Let's go. We taking it to the next level in these bitches. We going to the movie theaters. We got to go 3D. All right, we going 3D out the gate, boy. Right to the movies.
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Well, they want to. Why do they do that, though? It could be a character assassination.
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You know what I'm saying? But when they say who, when you say they are, does it mean like, are you talking the FBI, the CIA?
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Don't ask me, bro. If you ask me, I don't know. Nothing to do with it. I got nothing to do with it.
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They always say Theo Vaughn. They don't just say TV. I'm trying to think of who, if some people says TV or not. Some people might say it, but I don't know. It's a good question.
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Yeah, and some of the ways to do that is humor. I agree, man. Humor, right? You a funny motherfucker. Well, thanks, man. You are too, dude. Thank you, bro. You definitely, you went about it some unique ways too that's like your own thing. I think you're really unique. Thank you, brother.
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Did you always have a desire to be, like, I know this is kind of a strange question, but did you always have a desire to be unique or to be different? I just like be myself, man. I feel like in life, It's free to be who you are. But were you always like that as much or were you more of like, was there a point where you're like, you know what? I'm just going to do things how I want to do them now.
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Right, so was it even something you think he wanted? Because I feel like this, and I wonder if there's a lot of young black men, right, young black women that do sports that don't even really want to be doing them, but it's a means to an end because at some point it was kind of the only choice. I think there's more choices now.
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You know, and that's just my outsider judgment. I'm not saying that I know that, but it seems like- No, you do know that.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what a good nickname for me would be. What's your nickname, A.B.?
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I see what you're saying. Right there, you're creating some sense of individualism just by not going with the mainstream that is in those types of neighborhoods to have a little bit more drugs and violence going on.
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But do the people in the neighborhood that are committed to the more hectic lifestyle and the more trenched behavior, do they look down upon guys who are trying to get out?
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situation now affect what i could be and what i could do because in this situation right here i could make it better and then once there's enough better avenues other the the younger yous coming up start to see better opportunities better opportunities oh i remember yeah when i was growing up the black kids in my area they didn't have we had like the best job you could have it felt like
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was a school teacher, right? We had a couple of black female school teachers. We had an assistant principal, Raleigh Coleman, shout out, RIP. And he used to sleep in the trunk of his car at lunch a little bit. He used to catch him a little break, catch him a little nap. He used to look probably one time I was over by the fence. I saw him getting in that bitch. I'm like, damn, what's Raleigh doing?
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he was catching a little nap but they didn't have like a lot like I remember dude it wasn't until a few years ago I went to a doctor for the first time that was a black doctor that's what I seen you never I've never seen and I never thought that I never seen it before I've seen black doctors on television I'd seen but you know and I I'd probably met black doctors but I'd never been into the room you're like okay you're gonna go meet with the doctor and you get in there and it's a black guy like damn is he gonna know what's wrong with me you know I just my brain didn't
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with it. Yeah, it was just different. So then I started to think, well, I wonder what it was like for black people always going to white doctors and then be like, does this doctor care about like, just even just the thought in your head, right? Yeah. So that was just, it's definitely interesting. I think you never really see people.
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Yeah, it's in the history, man. Damn. Well, yeah, and I think I always... Like, you fucked some black pussy before, right? Well, let me think about some of this. Yeah. I, yeah, I definitely. Okay.
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Oh, they love to get out there and catch some drawings, you know, animations. They should have an Asian... Like Asian Pokemon championships. Yeah, that'd be cool. That's something I would love to witness more of. AB, good to see you, man. Thank you, man. How you doing? I'm alive, man. You know, it's a lot of pressure out there. Facts. The trenches are getting fucking tight. Real tight.
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You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, buddy. I know what you mean. That's normal, man. That's normal behavior. Let me think about this. You know, there was I definitely I envied black culture sometimes. I mean, a lot of people envy black culture because black culture is where like people take a product to make it cool. Right. So a lot of times a company will come out with a product.
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Nowadays, they attach a black artist to it or put it through the black community in some way. And then it makes it cool. Right.
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Of course, because black... I don't want to say I'm accusing of that or anything. I'm just saying that that's what I've heard. Does that make sense to you?
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Shit getting sticky. Sticky. Bro, somehow I have to leave my shoes and just walk off in my socks, bro.
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That's it, huh? Yeah, that's it, bro. That must have been the best day whenever you quit your job. Yeah, that was the best, bro. Because I think there's a part of that, bro, where everybody could feel. Because everybody wants to take their shirt off and walk out there. Take that moment, right? Yeah. But some people can't. Buy FedEx. Buy fucking, what's another good company? UPS.
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That's a good point, bro. All these dickheads. Every time the white, the kicker goes in, the truth should be all these black guys couldn't win the game. All these fucking guys couldn't do it. And they trying to act like now it's up to me.
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He went overtime right there. He did overtime at the end. But you got to look good for your moment too.
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Now, what about him? Now, how does the community feel about him?
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I respect he doesn't put himself out there. He doesn't try to do too much. No, he's a boss, man.
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Yeah, and thank you for telling me. Give me the shout outs too. I didn't realize that they did, that they, yeah, at that point, after all of the things, man, a lot of people got on Trump's, a lot of convicts, inmates, people that had ever been accused of crimes a million times that didn't trust the justice system, they all got on his side.
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Yeah, because I guess as a football player, the path is kind of there. It's like you got to do this.
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I wish them pills would free him because he didn't seem like he'd been going through it.
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Oh, he's a real business. A real business. No doubt. A real... But you, I think you, I think, yeah, you're right. You know, I'm definitely judging just off of video clips that I've seen and stuff like that.
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No, I don't see the nappy hair and goals. That's not the part of the judgment. Some of it is some of his behaviors and mannerisms make me think.
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Just some of the like things where he's kind of fading in and out of consciousness.
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He got it. Oh, he has like, it's almost like a... like a redesign of Bobby Schmert, like the, you know what I'm saying? A totally different, like.
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I didn't write him off. I'm not saying you wrote him off. Jump to conclusions. Jump to conclusions. I'm not saying you. I'm saying they. Yeah. I'm saying they. But I'm part of that. You're right. Jump into conclusions, right?
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Well, it's so funny. I think that's one of the – I think when I was young, I did like – I could sometimes – I don't even know if this is racist to say, man, but I'm going to say it.
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Sometimes I would look at – sometimes I would see black people or other black kids and stuff, and I would be like – I don't know what their life was like, but I feel the same way they do. There's a little part of me that has the same feeling. Like, I just felt like the world hated me so much.
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Yeah, I don't know what it was. Just whatever it was, there was something inside of me that fucking was like. You felt like you were a different guy, bro.
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But sometimes there was this little part of me that felt like I could mildly.
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Relay. Mildly. I'm not saying I don't know what it's like to be like somebody's life. And I'm not trying to keep interrupting. I just want to be clear. I'm not trying to. God, respect. I'm here with you. I know you. God, man. It's gang time. So the cracker today. It's just the gap between people loving each other.
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But you got to watch people's intention, though, too. That's a huge thing.
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Who does? Backwoods? How many's in there? They put five in there, huh? Yeah. Why, you think they shorten you? They always shorten us.
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It is fun. It's fun. People send them all the time now. Look at that Cracker of the Day.
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Oh, damn. And what's in there? That reminds me of a poppy steak. They bring that steak out to you. You been there? Of course. That's where all the girls like to go. Poppy steak, huh? Yeah, they like that beef at Poppy's. Dang. That's when everybody comes running. You shake that. I like you shake that eight ball at a party. Bro, you have them coke ghosts.
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But at the same time, I want to support my friend and his amazing company. Now, someone said that the prize for the Cracker of the Year was...
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was shane gillis right shane gillis was what cracker of the year he was the uh funniest cracker of the year funniest cracker of the year and i agree very funny man and the funniest cracker of the year i agree he got my vote now my question is there was said that there was a prize where whoever won it got to say the n-word one time is that true or not i heard that yes okay do you feel like everybody in their life have said the nigger the word you said it rapping the song
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Like you my brother. If somebody says it to, if a black fella says that to me, I feel pretty good for that.
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They show up like, ooh, they've been dead, but they hear the eight ball shaking. They be like, ooh.
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I feel like, okay. You know what I'm saying? Let's do it. I want to buy some fucking J's, you know, I'm fucking ready to do this. But now, is there, why don't black people lease the N word out to be said like at a certain event or something? I think there could be a lot of money in that.
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Oh, I agree. I don't mean use it in a derogatory way, but say like tonight they had like Angelina Jolie was paying 50 bands to say it right on a live stream. That'd be cool. And you sold tickets.
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Oh, damn. Who are these people? You don't like that? Huh? I have no idea if I like it or not. But I just think like it's like. It's prerogative. Okay.
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Oh, I didn't know they're doing all that. So I guess if somebody's fucking you, you can say it? That's crazy.
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Dude, oh, there's poppy steak right there. That's where they pull up. Yeah, that's the movie steak. They grilling that meat right there.
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Right, right. To feel... Yeah, when it goes against kind of what's normalcy, but I think it's... Yeah, obviously you want it out of like... people that are using it in like a derogatory way.
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I used it one time. There was a black cat or whatever that was crossing my path or something. And I was furious.
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I cannot, bro. I can't say it, dude. Why you can't say it? Bro, because it's not going to end well, I don't think.
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All right, AB. All right, perfect. Wow. Why did we say it, man? I can't be saying that kind of shit. That's what I'm saying, bro.
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But you can't be running. I can't be out at the mall or something saying it and I'm trying to stop somebody like, hey, here are the acronym. That's a thing. I don't want to say it anymore.
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Yeah, but I just don't want to say it anymore, man. How about this? Let me think about this.
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It's not a bad thing, because guess what? In 50 years, people will look back and think that this is an important conversation, I think.
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That's true. This is where we are. You're right. This is where we are.
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He was at court, left court, only to try to be assassinated and had to go back to court. Right.
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He free, he free. Third wife. Third wife. Tall son. That's black stuff. Of course. He got baby moms. I don't hear about his child support. It's heavy, dude. But I'm saying this, though. You don't think, say, if Angelina Jolie was going to rattle off an N-word at 7.30 tonight, right? And the black community sold it on a live stream, right? People could log on and pay to watch it.
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I just don't want to say it anymore. You got to feel like a man when you say this shit, bro.
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putting me in position well it's funny because you really kind of came into this position like i got a text from rogan uh yesterday last night time middle of the night i don't know he like he's the human owl bro he's the fucking smart genius one of my one of the fucking crackers of the year he's beautiful was he i didn't know he was cracking man rogan won some shit he was nominated he won what do you mean he's i didn't know he won i thought you only gave one award yo we had a lot of awards you missed we had like 12 awards you did yeah
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Bro, I love what you're doing, though, because it's so- We reversing racism, man. I love our people.
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I got one of the chains. No, I love Kodak, man. I don't think there's anybody like him. But you're right. I jumped to conclusions and thought he was... Yeah. Oh, I think he reminds me of Lil Wayne in a way, bro.
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My mom had a good sense of humor. She was like, ha ha, love ya. She put it in there. The note was nice, but it still... Yeah, I would have preferred some proteins or something in there. But yeah, what you smoking? Backwoods? Yeah, I smoke backwoods. I got my nephew some good backwoods clothing for... Oh yeah, they do come out with some clothes. Christmas last year. Sweats and hoodies, right? Yes.
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What if a big dude borrow your shit and the next day you got to wear it again? Nothing, man.
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Maybe somebody will care about me if I look like this or something.
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You know what? That's a good point. If Michael Jackson didn't look like he looked, do you think he would have been the same success of artists? Might be right. Might not have. You know? Who knows? Might not have. Not in a bad way or anything, but just no judgment. Just as a fact, he might not have. He was a black kid singing in groups. Yeah.
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That's interesting, man. Yeah, man. They had. What was I thinking about? What were you just talking about?
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Did he smoke a lot of pot or not, Michael Jackson? Bring it up.
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Well, I heard he really liked women. That's what I've heard. He used to call women fish. Yeah, good fish. Bring her. Yeah.
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So you think they... That's the thing. How media can change so much the perception, but they can't do that as much anymore. Do you feel that?
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I will say that, man. That is one thing I felt like It was something where, yeah. Wow. You can say anything you want over here.
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He's a backwood guy? I think he's nine. I don't know if he is or not. You know, he's still pretty young. He's young. He's a Roblox guy.
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Maybe because I'm a thug. Right when I walk in, put on Trick Daddy, bro. Right away. Or I'll fucking stand on the porch, dog.
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You know what I'm saying? If you don't put on Trick Daddy, I ain't fucking coming in. It's a thug holiday. It's a thug holiday. All day, every day. Maybe because I'm a thug. R.I.P. Trick, man.
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I don't know how many times we can say that on here, man. What is wrong with that? They'll stop us, bro. They don't want us communicating like this. You think they do? Who is they? Good question. We don't even know who's they. But they out there.
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But if they did a Roblox backwood collab, he'd be on it. That's him right there. Max in the middle.
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Yeah. Thanks, man. You know what? Because I think there's not a lot of times where it's like you feel with like if you're talking to a black person or a black guy where I feel like, can we try to just be completely real about what we're thinking or what our thoughts have been or what our real questions are? Exactly. All of that.
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Dude, I remember the first time I ever, I was doing high school sports or something. I was lifting weights and a black friend of mine spotted me, right? He was spotting me. And that was the first time I remember a black guy I'd ever even touched a hat. A black guy hat? Touch my hand. Yeah. We never, we were spotting each other, but it was like, but I would just remember it.
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I'd never say it was the same time when I went into the black doctors, like, Oh, I'd never, I just had never had like, would it like, okay, you know, let's do it.
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Yeah, he's pretty good. He got a good hairline on him. I know, Kid Swaggy. Yeah, I don't look at him too much. Where you from, Dale? You from New Orleans? I'm from outside of Louisiana. I'm outside of New Orleans. Trying to think if we had any pro athletes that came out of our area.
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Yeah. Because you can't have somebody talking to their friend and like, what are you doing tonight? And they're like, I'm going to this, you know, and they're just- No, I'm listening in, niggerism. Right, but you can't, if somebody hears that in a, it's just not going to end well for people, I think. It's going to be a lot.
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I don't know, dude. No, I love the bridge in the culture part.
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No, I've said it, I've sang it, I mean, in music. Of course.
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Yeah, there's been people who've said it, I know. Some people in our area used to write it and put it in a piece of paper, and then they would put it in a bottle, like a message in a bottle, and they'd throw it out in a river or somewhere, you know?
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It's picking up speed. Oh, it's going to be beige. I say all the time, in three generations, everybody's going to be beige. It's going to be a mix. It's going to be a complete mix, man, especially at the rate that a lot of... There's a lot of... Every white family got some black dick in their family.
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Oh, yeah. My, yeah. I mean, my cousin is definitely... That's what I mean.
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growing up for sure of course and if I was at home probably would still be kind of the same way exactly so it's like you grow up with that culture already but if we get out I don't know if we can be out there I mean what do you guys think Nick is that a realistic program to start or that sounds crazy I mean I think it could work why not well I disagree with you guys but why do you think Elon Musk bought the X app from Twitter not by saying the N word to give people the amendment back for freedom of speech
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Like, even if you write them all, kick them to the right. Right. Even if you look at like Robert Kennedy Jr. Right. I don't care if you like Bobby Kennedy or not. He was a friend of mine before I knew that he was going to run for politics. We were friends. Right. I saw him as a as a reliable, honest friend. Yeah.
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And then he started running for politics and he was talking about the vaccine and shit. And people said, he's fucking crazy. Right. I mean, people, people that knew him, people that mutual friends, like he's crazy. And then he made it all. He made it past. I'm crazy to getting half of the people to believe him. You know, well, that's a part of it. But that's how everybody's done that.
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Like everybody who ever said anything that was important started off. It was unimportant. It was not considered a value. It was uncomfortable. It was uncomfortable. That's what I'm saying.
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Look what it say the network is. Put the network on him. In 2025, Ye's net worth staying at $2.77 billion. Yes. As confirmed by Etan Venture Services, based on his music portfolio and his sole ownership of the- Yo, Kanye West, the only black guy ever give me $2 million.
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Somebody said you're not a real black father until you've had three kids. Is that true or not? Like in the black community, that's what I heard.
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They called him. They wrote him off. They did him just like they did your friend. The media cooked him.
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Put us on the grill, bitch. Let's see. Let's cook. Let's see what happens when things heat up.
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Let's see what happens when things heat up. Exactly.
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Since then, he found himself in multiple endeavors, like his prestigious Cracker of the Day Awards, where he gives out awards to whites and honkeys and others. I had a good time getting to know him. He is very unique. Today's guest is the C-T-E-S-P-N bad boy, Mr. Antonio Brown.
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When I see you, like I have black friends now that have like, and their households are way different than the households of my friends that were black when I was a kid, you know? It's a different.
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It's like, oh wow, it's like more of like, yeah, it's crazy.
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Public news, shame. And that bronze, I'm surprised he didn't go full dark on that bronze one day and just pull up.
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Well, he went to China, but maybe he just didn't like being there better.
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Yeah. At a certain point, I wouldn't want to deal with it. Especially at a certain point, the media. I wouldn't be happy. The media, every time you turn around, it's almost like they're trying to make you crazy.
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Bring him up. I want to see a picture of him, man. Touchdown, Eddie Brown. Pull up the Louisiana Tech. There you go right there. Pull up Eddie, bro. If you need him, he's in the end zone. That's where you're going to have to pull him up, bro. Yeah, they call him Touchdown.
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It's kind of wild when you see guys that leave a team to go to a team that doesn't have a great quarterback just for the money. But I guess that's part of it, huh?
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I know. I hear the term all the time. What is it? Bring it up. You never had no BBL? I don't know if I have or not. I want to see what it is. Brazilian butt lift. Oh, okay. And they go to Brazil to get it?
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That's Brazilian, huh? That's wild. That's a new ass. You got to get your bitch a new ass when it been hit. Oh, God. That's crazy. I'll get her an SUV maybe if we're married or whatever. But what about the, whoa, whoa, what's this thing going on? That's funnel cake. That's that funnel cake.
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God, bro, that's a Birmingham butt lift. She got that bitch done in fucking Central Alabama. That thing fucking lopsided, bro. Dang.
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What you, you know, what you arrange and how you want to open your hips. I don't know. I don't want any, I don't want to, some women, it's like, if it's too much, it kind of, like, I don't want to fuck something that's fucking back, you know? You don't want the jello? I mean, I don't know if I can handle it, man. I mean, I might swerve hit that cone, you know what I'm saying, bro? Oh, shit. Whoa.
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What do you think about that new Jello song? You think you like that? You know what, man? At first, I was like, the bar, like, the main bar is good. But then I was like, I don't know. But then I was listening to it yesterday a couple extra times, and I did. I felt like... You got one? Yeah, I was... It's just like, I think it's... Yeah, I liked it. You got one? I liked it.
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It sounds like an old 90s song, right? It does a little bit. And it makes you feel like anybody could like it. Almost like somebody from 15 to 50.
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It is cool, man. And I really like his brother played in for the Pelicans for a while. Yeah, his brother's ballers, man.
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It is cool to see three brothers get to do something together. That's exciting, you know? And they had Zion Williamson down there. Yeah, that kid got bungees. Yeah, that guy, they're so exciting to play. But now that Zion's in, how are they in their last 10 games, Pelicans? Look at their last 10 games, man.
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He got to take care of himself, too. I think so. But then also, you know what? I'm just judging.
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That's a good point. So it's like... How do you make it all work?
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You're right. I think I'm just a little angry at him as a fan.
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We got to build him up. What about when Le'Veon left? Was that weird when he left Pittsburgh? Man, I took the heart out of the soul of the team. Le'Veon, one of my close friends, is like, man. Why was his energy? He was like the team. People loved him, huh?
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They more out of Tulane, wasn't he? Yeah, Tulane, right from New Orleans. Come on, let's go.
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What do you think, TV? I'm trying to think where we could. Because you would be considered an export at that point. Yes. So that's a trade agreement we'd have to get with another continent, I would guess. I'm trying to think of who we could get for you. Who could we get on the international market? That's a good question. That's what I'm saying. Who could we do it? How could we do it?
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A lot of history over there. Jerry Olshansky, he was an offensive lineman.
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Just if we had the courage to fucking go get Le'Veon, bro. But what about, do you think agents sometimes ruin the possibility for there to be a- I feel like,
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Hell yeah. Dude, I saw, bro, you had the tweet the other day. It was so good. He looked like Darlene from fucking Roseanne, bro. That shit was...
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Yeah, sometimes. But this is so true. Remember when Mahomes played Darlene on Roseanne?
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Do you just, does somebody, do you also have somebody else writing stuff for you or it's just you?
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Oh, that I met here? Yeah, Jacob. It's me and him coming out here.
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Yeah, he's fucking a savage. He's a savage. That's savvy, dude. Yeah. Are there some players that you're still tight with? And is there a player? Of course.
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Yeah, what's the exchange rate on the NASDIC? You know, what's the exchange rate on the AB if we put you out there?
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Do you think Belichick is as good without Brady? In the end, it's all just a matter of pieces.
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Right, something inside of him or inside of his father or grandparent in his DNA.
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some shit you never see again you know even him as an analyst I'm loving him as an analyst because he gives you different he gives you different insights that you never would have heard he said the other day in one of the games he said that oh I usually looked at how far I had to get and I averaged it usually about a second per yard he said when he was like when the clock was really low or something whatever I'm fucking that up that's like Drew Brees is the same way
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It's like, yo, let's go out and fucking do it. Towards it. Describe some of these worst teams. I'm going to give you a name of a team. Just give me a word or two to describe them. Ravens. Aggressive. Browns.
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He was the fucking. They are. Yeah. Jamar being chased. That's for sure.
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What's a little bit of news that's going on, man? You got any news stories?
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He's going to release the file. Yeah, we talked about that. But see, I believe that that's – here's what I believe in that. I believe the CIA or the FBI or whatever has gone through, probably marked stuff in there to make MLK look bad, right? Of course they changed the name. They want to bring him down.
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Because here's what happens is, first they give you leaders, then they start to release information that brings those leaders down. And when they do that, they kill a culture. They're killing a culture, right? Of course. So now all the people that had him as a role model, and he may have had a different- A high-level guy. And a high-level guy.
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Yeah, I think I would like to cover it most of the time just because I know that I have the ability to cover it without having to worry about it as much maybe, you know, the next day or week, you know. But sometimes, yeah.
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He may have had a unique life that was filled with different things, but it didn't make him maybe a bad guy.
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And white culture, too, man. It happens now for white culture, too.
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Just mostly for the blacks, the black superheroes. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's definitely happened more to blacks. But now you're seeing where they're going and taking down like they're really the media can go and take black leaders down. Right.
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Ooh, damn. Let's pull that up, man. A pig organ? They got a pig organ they put in somebody. Wow. The only person in the world with a functioning- Black person?
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Ooh, damn. Is it? An Alabama woman passed a major milestone Saturday to become the longest living recipient of a pig organ transplant. Healthy and full of energy with her new kidney. 61 days and counting, man. That's kind of messed up, man. I feel like hiding a piece of... Hiding pork inside of a black person seems fucked up, bro. Is that crazy to say? That's bad, bro.
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Oh, but a lot of people love bacon. You can't put a piece of fucking bacon inside of somebody's body. Why the fuck would she get that? That's all they had? That's a good point, man. See, that's the kind of shit that black people been going through. Like, hey, we ain't got a regular heart.
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Yeah, at least. That's wild. Yeah, even if a... What's the source of you living? Like, the pig organ. Even give her one with the beats off a little bit. That's fine. You know, put that remix in her. But don't give her a pig heart. Scientists are genetically altering pigs so their organs are more human-like to address a severe shortage of transplantable human organs. Well, that's interesting.
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What else, man? What else have we covered? I'm trying to think of things that I wanted to cover today, man.
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I feel like a cow, but I feel like I'm my own shepherd at the same time.
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That's Tiger King. Y'all mess with him, this guy? Remember him? Oh, shit. They trying to take Tiger King out. They trying to get him in jail, but he in there slurping for sure, bro. He been in there. But yeah, that's one thing I think is if they, I don't know what else I think, man. My brain's tired. Yours get tired sometimes?
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Yeah, I can't. Black people are so much better at getting high, I think, man.
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Fuck, dude, I got high. I couldn't fucking walk four or five feet without making sure everybody's okay. But obviously, black guys will play a whole basketball game on being high.
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Bro, I can't take any more medical advice. I can't take any more suggestions from you today, bro. You're going to have me with a sore dick yelling the N-word out on the interstate. We're going viral. Yeah, we're going viral. It's a black party, bro. Oh, man. I appreciate you coming, AB, man.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm intrigued. What do you kind of see, like, what things you want to do in the coming future? Because it's like... I feel like at first people thought you was kind of crazy. And then now people are like thinking, well, well, you know what? That's all judgment. What do you want to do? What are some things you like? Like, do you feel like you want to achieve?
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What's one of your biggest regrets you've had over the years, if you have one?
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What makes me kind of uncomfortable? Yeah, sometimes if people are recording you for no reason, that's weird. But that's weird.
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And why he went to black culture to feel comfortable too. Because I think that's an interesting thing.
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And if they had like a thing, say if like, you know, tonight, bro, right? 9.30 p.m. Macaulay Culkin is doing an N-word, bro.
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From Home Alone. You telling me how many people would pay to stream that?
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We're going to get a lot of hate for even thinking about that, I think.
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Right. You got, you're right. You have to be comfortable.
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and building that up and see what the future that's like in the universe you know exactly i mean i'm just a wit i'm just a bystander and and all of that um but yeah i think that would be that would be really interesting to see uh if that was a way to raise some money but that also might be really crazy and i think we're talking to the x out right now we was thinking maybe like the cracker olympics but there was like we maybe could maybe call it the abc olympics
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E560 Antonio Brown
Dude, I saw one one time. It was me just walking somewhere, dude. And I'm not the best walker or whatever, you know? How you walk?
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E560 Antonio Brown
Dude, a lot of good crackers ain't getting it. You want to be... Everybody likes a little bit of shine, you know?
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Yeah, all plants, bro. Everybody's working hard towards something, man. All plants, bro. We look at the sun, man. Which we got, yeah, we got another, anything else you want to talk about?
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E560 Antonio Brown
I do just mutual, but I'm a safe bro. I get scared about my money. Oh wait, I did get like one... Probably 160th of a Bitcoin or something. 140th of a Bitcoin. How much is that? I think maybe $3,500. I got a little put away. Might be $4,000.
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So check out the Elon Trump fart coin. And what is that? It's a coin that's out on... It's one of the best coins that's out on crypto. Oh, really?
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Let's see that. Elon Trump fart 500. Pull that up. Elon Trump fart 500.
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I should, but do it a long day. That's just 24 hours. Give me a month.
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No, that's all right, man. I don't think we need it. All right. Let's don't bridge the gap that much, bro.
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etf uh etf 500. okay trump fart 500 coin crypto is going up gang game you trade a lot i trade a lot man i try to get into it it's a lot of money in a digital aspect yeah oh no i agree it's a huge part of the culture now too yeah it's uh we've all it's all different things that happen in financial cultures i'm curious to see uh what the whole future of crypto in that whole world looks like meme coins and everything it's interesting
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E560 Antonio Brown
Eyes up. Yeah. You on your toes or your heels? I'm right in the middle, baby. You know what I'm saying? I'm that middle dog. You won't catch me on a front or the back, though. Like that. Just somewhere in the middle. I'll see you at the 50-yard line. That's where I'm at, bro. Right between the legs. Yeah. Right in the middle. Yeah. I'm that fulcrum, baby.
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A.B., thank you, man. I really appreciate your time. My honor, man. Thanks for having a conversation, chatting with me. And for just all the tweeting and stuff. It's a lot of entertainment. So thank you for that. It takes a lot of time to do that. People don't think about that. It's a lot of time. So thank you for the commitment. And best of luck to you, man. Thank you, brother. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just cause you don't know if the Lord's get me or the devil's get me. I'm right there. I'm on that tight rope. That's how I walk. I like that. I'm on that fucking tight rope, boy. You don't know if I'm fucking, you don't know what I'm doing. I like that. But yeah, I like to be, um, I walk, let me see. Yeah. I kind of push my like forward. I move like I'm moving forward. Like a demon. Wow.
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Yeah. Oh, like a pretty nice demon though. Yeah. Like that nice ass. Superhero vibes. Like that nice ass demon. Yeah, but sometimes, yeah, I saw a video one time and it was like, damn, this dude ugly, bro. That was a fucking video. That was the caption. They was hating on you?
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Ugly ass. Look at these pieces of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good attitude, man. You're right. I am ugly, motherfucker.
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It's like a mix. Louisiana is a mix of like... Country, city. It's a mix of country, light city.
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Yeah, people on it? Oh, I didn't see them, but I believe you. They got a lot of lurkers around here.
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Put it on. These motherfuckers watching Mythbusters on this bitch. Put something on, man. Put it on, Jack. John Doe right there. Death penalty case of John Doe gang leader in peril as judge disqualified.