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I have some tour dates to let you know about. East Lansing, Michigan, February 27th, we'll be performing there. Victoria, BC in the Canada on March 16th. College Station, Texas. Belton, Texas over there. Oxford, Mississippi in the Hotty Toddy Belt. Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Nashville, Tennessee, my home currently, and maybe forever. We'll see how God... does the zoning in my life.
Winnipeg in the Canada and Calgary in the Canada right there. Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Thank you so much for your support. And this is still the Return of the Rat Tour. I think we're going to end this tour at some point this year, but that's the one it is for now. Thank you. Good day, sir. I said good day. It's been a week. It's been a week. What's been happening?
Oh, this. Good day. First of all, let me say that to you. And this is the day that we have been given. And... Yeah, and I'm happy to be here and alive with you today on planet Earth at this time in existence. And here we are. What is going on? Oh, this, I freaking, I'm in Los Angeles, right? And I forgot that I have a Jeep Cherokee out here.
And it's probably maybe six, seven years old or something. And I forgot that I wasn't driving my car at home. Right. In Nashville. So. The other day, I thought my car got stolen. So I called the police or whatever, or, you know, yes, the authorities. They come, the guy, we're standing, I'm like telling him, describing my car, which is a cyber truck. And I know that's alarming.
And it makes a lot of people sad. And that's OK. But I'm described and it is it's a it's very it's it's like driving like a molar filling for the Statue of Liberty. You just feel like you're driving this huge molar filling for some gigantic thing. But anyway, besides all that. I call the police. I'm telling the guy, took a while, waited probably 40 minutes.
I'm telling the officer, explaining the vehicle and stuff. And I reach in my pants. I have car keys, right? I have car keys. And the guy, and I said, well, these are the keys to it. And I gave them to him. And he presses the button and the fucking, dude, the car was like fucking five cars away. I thought that I had, I was driving my Cybertruck. I just forgot.
I thought I was driving my truck and I just, I forgot because I just hadn't been in Los Angeles in so long. And I just forgot that I was driving this Cherokee, the Jeep. So the Jeep, like I'm a multi-car owner. But anyway, absolutely embarrassing and just ridiculous. And just, you know, I was like, I was to describe the vehicle to him. you know, and describe the vehicle.
And first of all, when you're describing a cyber truck, you're like, yeah, it looks like a, if you fucking can't, you know, it looks like a UFO that couldn't make it, you know, that's kind of what, you know, it's just very, it's like, you know, it looks like a, like you're driving a sand wedge or something. So just that, that alone is, is bizarre. And then,
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