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Chapter 1: Should I wear shades during a podcast?
Think I should go with these shades or without them? I'd say with.
You think? Yeah.
Let's do a little sophistication.
Finally, somebody that's not a sex trafficker on here.
I know. Right. Not that we know of.
You'll not say. When the government asked me about that kind of shit. Yo no se. Venezuela.
You met the Tates. What did you think of them?
I said, look, send me back to Venezuela. That's what I say. If they come at me for some shit, I say, send me back to Venezuela. My son. My wife. Dude, it's funny if you talk to somebody who's like from a Spanish country and you don't know any Spanish right now. And they're trying to say something to you. They're like, my son, my wife. And you're like, okay, I don't know what to do, you know?
Yeah, no.
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Chapter 2: What are Theo Von's thoughts on filmmaking?
I think they're just trying to get you to understand that they have a family or something, you know? But there's sometimes... I'm thinking about like if you meet somebody at a gas station that speaks Spanish and they're...
you know sometimes they're lying to you they say their car their car's broken or whatever my son my wife like having a son is not a pass to just get away with anything you want right you know what i'm saying if you want five or ten bucks ask me for that but don't yeah you can't just say this fictional world where there's a trapped family somewhere because then i drive off yeah i give you five or ten bucks but then i drive off and i'm worried about this group or something you know
Is that like Latins, Latinos in general? Or is that just... I don't know.
And you know, I think I'm probably hastily generalizing here. But anyway, have we started? Should we start over?
No, this is pretty much it. We got big P.O. on the pod for the second time. We've been a lot of the same places recently. We've been trying to do this. You've been busy with your movie.
Yeah, it's definitely interesting. We made our own movie, man. So... Is it done? It's done being taped. And then we have to put it together. So it's a mix of... So it's not done. Yeah. It's not done. It's yeah. Dude. Yeah. It was just crazy. It's like, it's a lot of work. I understand why people say like when they talk about movies are like, it was a crate.
It was hard to get this thing completed or something, you know, because you realize like, man, so many little things have to fall into place. A lot of hurdles. Yeah, just things come up. Somebody has pink eye or whatever. Somebody's been eating ass at night or whatever, you know, when they show up and they can't even see, you know.
But they're supposed to be looking over a ridge and like, you know, that's part of their, you know, they're like a lookout on a boat or something for that day.
And he has fucking pink eye.
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Chapter 3: How did the Diaz Brothers contribute to Theo's project?
Yeah, just a fucking warning.
That's kind of what you want from the Diaz brothers. Yeah, yeah. Were they all there? What was the gang like?
I mean, they had a Tesla that had weed smoke coming out of it, and every now and then another Diaz brother would pop out of it. It was almost like... One of those clown cars, but these dudes ain't fucking clowns, bro. I'm not saying that at all. If they were, they were the insane clown posse, dude. That's who it was.
I didn't expect them to drive Teslas.
It might have been court-ordered. I don't want to say something like that. I don't know.
The self-driving aspect?
And then the state gets to control where it goes. Ah, I see. So I don't know. I don't know some of the issues that they're dealing with, but... The funniest part about it was... So I'm trying to tell Nate Diaz because the only reason I ever got to go to UFC was David Spade brought me as his friend.
Really?
Rogan had brought me before. But the way that I kind of, I think, got to maybe meet some of you guys and meet... Dana and stuff was at, David Spade brought me. So anyway, he and I have a good connection about UFC. David and I will watch the fights together sometimes. So we had this part in and it was like, dude, what if Nate Diaz would do it? And we're like, no way, he would never do it.
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Chapter 4: What experiences did Theo Von have at the inauguration?
Oh, ass Watkins or whatever that guy's name was. Conjunctivitis fucking Johnson. He's in that bitch. Yeah. Yeah. It used to be if you couldn't read or whatever, they'd be like, uh, no words. Wilson is fighting this weekend or something, you know, now everyone's a fucking scholar. Yeah. Now everybody, it's like, it's just, I, I, you know what I just realized? I think there is room for more of a,
real type of wrestling to come back a little bit. Cause everything kind of gets, things kind of go and get too fancy. And then that's when something else is able to come along. And I think it's a little bit more connected to, um, to the roots.
What would you do differently as like the creative director?
I'd go back to people, um, real, some real side show type people.
Yeah.
fucking no arms young you know a Chinese guy zero arms right his finishing move is just the soy sauce missile or whatever so he fucking fills his mouth with soy sauce right climbs up the rope somehow has no arms right that right there That's awesome.
Right.
Climbs up, jumps off the fucking ropes and fucking headbutt somebody while they're laying in the middle.
So just more disabilities and like Chinese food involved in the entire.
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Chapter 5: How does Conor McGregor influence security protocols?
You were in Vancouver. Is that last night? Yeah. They love cocaine up there.
Do they? Do they? They love it. Especially in the winter time. I didn't even know that. Everybody there is just, they got fucking, some guy, they're all fresh fished out. Everybody's fucking got fish on them. You want to fish? Some guy started talking. He had fucking six ounces of fucking fresh salmon in his lip. Really? Couldn't even fucking hear him. In Vancouver? Some guy, yeah.
He was like Holyfield? Yeah, fucking yeah. I used to watch him wrestle, dude. I mean, yeah, I love Canadians, dude. I would love to get, you know, I always have a dream that I would meet my wife in Canada or something.
I think you could meet your wife up there.
But yeah, Victoria was awesome. Did Victoria BC out there on the island? Did you see any whales? No, we didn't at all. Everybody's pretty in shape up there, too. You know?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know what there are up there? A lot of Chinese, actually.
Right.
Yeah. My friend told me that. We had a racist driver that was driving us around. He wasn't racist. He was just like, you know, he would occasionally say something that was, you know... I knew.
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Chapter 6: What is Theo Von's take on professional wrestling?
Yeah. Dude, it's kind of interesting. It's easier for me to talk if I'm not the host of it. Do you notice that?
Well, because I'm asking you shit. Why? So do you get nervous when you're more interviewing people?
Oh, that's harder.
Yeah. Interviewing people.
But this, you have to do more.
Yeah, you have to do way more.
Yeah, I'm just realizing that.
Yeah, because I guess you don't go on many other people's pods.
Not a ton. You go on Joe's though. I owe my friends. There's some that I owe buddies to. And yeah, I have some friends' pods that I have to go on still. Some I'm just waiting for them to hit me back about it. And they will. Like Tim Dillon, we had such a fun podcast when he came on mine. He's fucking hilarious too.
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