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Chapter 1: What are Theo's Thanksgiving plans?
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All right. Good day. Good day. How are you? How are you? How are I? How are us? Good to see everyone, good to be here with you, happy Thanksgiving, happy November, happy existence. You know, that's something as well. This year went, baby, this year, that thing is, this year was just hooked to a dang laser beam. I feel like, what was that?
You almost had to slow down the film to even remember the summer. It was just... This thing was just a... This took the HOV lane this year. Life got roller skates on. Damn it. Life's got just roller skates on. What was that? I couldn't even make an accurate police report on April. I couldn't tell you what she looked like, what she was wearing.
The officer was like, can you tell me, April, tell me, you know, how tall I look. I don't know, damn it. It just all went so fast. You know, I don't know if it's just that life feels faster now, but you can't even get your hands on it. I mean, it's like just trying to grab sand. You can get some of it, but then it just, it ends up just You just realize and you can't get it.
You can't get that grip on it, boy. It's like trying to just do a... What's it called? The guy you go to and you go in his shop or whatever and it's... He pretends like he has a secretary or whatever, but he doesn't. And then you go in there and he lays you down and he like... He asked you like a question or something, but you're so nervous that you're going to get touched or whatever.
What is that? Chiropractor. It's like trying to be a chiropractor on sand. You know, you just you can't move it. You can't control. You just you think you can and then. There's nothing. Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm just saying it's been a long year. And I'm happy to be here with you today. And yeah, just thank you guys for just your patience on doing solo episodes.
I wanted to tape this yesterday, but I was just so damn rattled. You ever wake up and you're just damn rattled? I mean, it's just like a couple pigeons are just living in your ass. You're just like, what in the hell? And everything's a prop, somebody, you know. Somebody comes to the door and they just, you know. This guy came to the door and he was offering pest control or whatever.
And I'm like, you know, I think they just came because I think I have like 11 pest control guys. Because, you know, I forget and the next thing, you know. Hell, I'll be in my living room reading a book and one of them will just damn just... We'll just spray for lice right in front of me. He'll spray for lice right across my damn forehead sometimes.
Because I forget, you know, I always forget when they're going to be here. You have that one afternoon, you're doing a cook-off and they show up with those, with those, those chigger grenades or whatever. And they're humming those bitches. You know, when your family's out there, you're trying to put mustard on something. And the baby's got damn bug gas in his eyes. It's just... I just forget.
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Chapter 2: What was Theo's experience at SNL with Bill Burr?
And she hasn't complained about it yet, which is just damn unreal. So, what else? Let's take another call. What are you thankful for? Trevin, you got anything that pops into your head, brother? Oh, every day, bro. Thankful to wake up. Thankful to, you know, have a job. Thankful mostly for my, you know, beautiful wife. Shout out to Gabby and our family. And yeah, the health. Yeah, that's it.
That really is true, huh? Having some health, man. Yeah. Yeah.
und es auch kümmern, das ist auch eine andere Sache, denn ich nehme, man, ich nehme etwas in den Atem auf. Ich nehme meinen Atem in den Atem auf. Oh, etwas anderes geht heute in der Welt. Was haben wir noch? Wir haben einen Anruf, der hier kam.
Hi Theo, mein Name ist Michael aus Tennessee.
Hey Michael.
Ich wollte nur sagen, ich habe mich über Turkey und Ham überlegt. Okay, Bruder. I see you there. I see you having a lot of feelings about it. Yeah, turkey or ham. Hmm. Well, ham, ham. Ham is ham.
You know, ham, it just, it gets home and it's like, where's your mother? You know, that's ham. But turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey's a little more risky, I think. You know, it's a little, it's a little more perverted, I think. Low key, bro. Turkey, you know, it's like, what you wanna do to me? Want to put me in a sandwich? Want to put me in the fridge? You want me now? You want me left over?
What do you want?
So turkey kind of looking at you like that, I feel like. Ham looks like it's been smoking or whatever. Like, all right, you know, it'll party, but it's, you know, you know, it's gonna, it can't, it won't be able to drive itself home. Ham, you know, Weil es trinkt, Ham trinkt. Ham trinkt. Aber Turkey ist wie, es könnte irgendwo sein.
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Chapter 3: Why does Theo have issues with Ticketmaster?
Chapter 4: What voicemails does Theo respond to?
So I just thought I would just say what's up or, you know.
Dude, I just had a wreck like two days ago.
Oh, what happened?
I don't know how I didn't die. I was not paying attention. I got rear-ended, but I was flying and I shouldn't have. And it totaled the fuck out of my car. I don't know how I died. I just came out with a small concussion and nobody else was hurt.
And did you have insurance?
Yeah, it's getting taken care of, but Das war eine verdammte Woche. Ich wurde auch verletzt.
Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du eigentlich meine Stimme hörst. Ich bin auf 19 Stunden. Ich weiß, es ist viel für mich. Ja, das stimmt. Ich bin froh für dich. Das ist großartig. Was denkst du, was ist die Zeit am Tag oder was passiert, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst, dass du anfängst,
Ja, so you just drinking to get by, huh? Yeah. I went through a couple of relationships. I tried to make relationships and just got shit on.
It's been a rough year, really. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does Theo feel about the fast pace of life?
What's up, Harley? And I had a great time up there. We did a show out there in Portland, which is a great city. Let me say that. People are always like, there's Antifas up there, you know, you know, LARPing in the park.
It's just a bunch of leftover Antifa and BLM activists and people, you know, adults wearing baby diapers up there, LARPing in the park and sword fighting and doing makeshift renaissance fairs up there and shit. And damn George Foreman grilling every meal and shit. But I thought it was an amazing city. It really shocked me how special it was. Yeah, there's a naked guy.
Er drückt sich in eine... Er hat ein Boot und geht auf die Straße in eine... eine... eine... eine... eine... eine... eine...
Yeah, totally. Well, a lot of times what happens is people will look up a ticket, right? Want to go to the show, this city, this date or whatever. And then other secondary sites that are reselling tickets
Sie werden mehr bezahlen, um ihre Suche höher zu bekommen. Auf Google und so weiter. Und dann klickst du da und du hast keine Option, wenn es noch welche gibt.
Aber dann gehe ich zu deinem Website, Mann, und sehe, dass theovon.com.tour zu Ticketmaster gedirekt wird. Oh yeah. And I'm one of the people, brother.
I hate them. I hate them. They've been running this scam forever. So I don't know how we get a politician that is going to break up the monopoly that's very obvious. I don't know how you get that done. You know, I would love to have a ticket broker on this year. Maybe we can start delving into the dark depths of all that. Because yes, it's a monopoly. It's sick.
It's sick that you could take three of your friends to a show, but now you can only take one because the fees are astronomical. We don't see any money from the fees. Artists don't. You know, it's just the same people. It's these big companies. Who owns Ticketmaster? You look that up for me. Live Nation Entertainment. So, there you go.
Ticketmaster is a wholly owned subsidiary of Live Nation, which is headquartered in Beverly Hills. Yeah, well, I think one of the issues... Who's the owner of Live Nation, I wonder? Vanguard. Well, this is fucking hilarious. Zoom in on this a little bit. Liberty Media Corporation is the largest shareholder of Live Nation Entertainment, owning 30% of the company.
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Chapter 7: What funny stories does Theo share about his experiences?
Yeah.
I'm sorry that you've been dealing with all that.
I'm trying to get back up on my feet, get another job. I think that not working and stuff like that is really... Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, we can't, yeah, it's hard, yeah. Don't try to help me.
Well, dang, yeah, I wish there was some way that I could help out, you know? I wish there was something I could do to be supportive. Yeah, I mean, do they have therapists in your town? Do you think even going to somebody like that would help? I'm just trying to think of something that might help you get a better, you know, or do you need to get a new job?
Do you think you could even work right now? What do you think's going on?
I don't, I don't even, I don't know how to start. I don't know if, uh, Yeah. Well, yeah, I just don't know if that's good or not. I don't know if it's good for anything to hold anything in that long, you know? Yeah. Ich habe immer wachsen, wo du nicht über deine Emotionen sprichst.
Oh, ja, Alter. Oh Gott, wenn du etwas in meinem Wohnzimmer fühlst, würde jemand dir einen verdammten Scheiß nennen, um ehrlich zu sein. Ja. Und keine Entschuldigung, ich habe das nicht gesagt.
Nein, das ist genau so, wie es ist.
Aber verdammt, ja, ich fühle dich da. Na, wie geht es dir? Vielleicht schaue ich mich wieder in einer Woche mit dir ein, um zu sehen, wie es geht.
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