Maverick
Appearances
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Here's the love triangle. Maverick's not in this photo. Yes, he is. Wait. No, that's not Maverick. Here's me and Chloe.
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
It rang for a second, didn't it? Okay, then do... Text him. Say, hey, it's Kinsey. Can you call me back ASAP?
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah, just say, what were you and Harper doing last night?
The LOL Podcast
Telling My Friends He Cheated!
It's Monday, and they do that dancing thing on Monday. So he's probably dancing. You know who you could call, Kinsey, is Michael Babino.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Oh! Oh! That is a queso. That is a queso. That's a queso. What's in the queso? That's a queso. Oh! Queso! Queso! How are y'all doing that? That is crazy. That's crazy. Dude, I'm so perfect. Let me try. Let me try.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Secret room's attacking you. Oh, at least these ones are fine.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
He just wanted to make himself sound like he's bad.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Hard. Hard, right in the face. Oh, no. Oh, no. You guys broke it.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What? Alright, do y'all really need more details? No, we don't get it. Really?
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Are you just talking to your sister right now?
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
No, my back! This was horrible. I knew this would be fun, guys.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I don't think we've ever told that story no we didn't yeah there's a reason yeah because your dog was hot okay we all know your dog's a stoner that it was in your backyard
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Oh, no. That'll flood the house. That's a lot of water.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I got the water bucket. I can't believe you.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
And you have to shake your head? You just have to stand there for hours.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Yeah, I'll help you out. No, no. No, no, no, no. Please don't, no. Can't see. Get away from us. Get away from us, please. We gotta be careful. I'm being careful, you be careful. Careful, careful. Oh you're done. Oh my goodness. That was so much water. It really did flood the set. Oh my goodness. I told y'all I was going to flood the set. Look what y'all did. Are you happy, Kinkin? Don't worry.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
It's more where that came from. You did that. There you go. I shouldn't have sat down over here. Merry Christmas. Happy birthday. Thank you.
The LOL Podcast
We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Oh my gosh. Are you guys seeing those videos?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's a video? Yes, I had to do a video. It's at the very end of the video. Oh! Yo!
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wow, yeah, when you sit up, I mean, you're tall. Harper sits like this.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh! No, no. Y'all see those TikToks when you're scrolling and you're like, is that fake or real? It's real.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You belong in one of those like Dr. Pud pimple earwax popping people.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wait, let me look in your ear real quick, Cash. Let me just look. Give me a phone. Ew! Dude, you're not just going to be able to spot mine like kids.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Hey, dirty something or another. And see all the earwax? It's like hanging. I don't have earwax. Do you see it? Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ow! Jeez, yo.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, Michael, cut all of that because it's just too chaotic. No, no, don't cut that. The world needs to see what Mav does. Are we rolling on that camera? I don't think so. You're rolling on it. He can see it. It has a frame on it, so you can't see it. It's rolling. But Cash, no, when everybody's talking over each other, it's too hard to understand. No, we're putting that in there. Yes, we are.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
That is disgusting. Pop it, Harper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First try a picture of my earwax. Get it. Maverick, you can be more gentle on my forehead, man.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
What's happening? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you get a good video?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I need to get... Mav, get the video of my ear. I mean, that doesn't look good at all.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, there's a lot of ears, fingers in my ears right now.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Hey, make sure to pop up the video of this. Make sure to pop up the video of this when they're popping that. That's crazy. Hey, yo, chill.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I guess not. Let me look. I'll be the judge of that, Harper.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Are you popping her? Oh, wow. What's she got going on over there? I would believe this is called clean as it was told.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We don't want to see it. I was trying to make a move. Did it work? Did it work?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, that is just very extraordinarily cold. I mean, who would drink their water that cold? Seriously. Seriously, I mean, who would do that? You make it out of the pot. Who would put their water that cold?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Well, we can see our very low-performing episodes are when everyone's talking over each other for a long period of time. No, you can't. He just made that fact up. Literally, I want to taste it because he just makes facts up. He wants to sound like a YouTube nerd. He's like... Our analytics drop when we talk over each other because, therefore, we clicked it right on the CPR. He don't know Jack.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Well, first thing you need to get is that wax out of that ear. I'm not kidding. This water is so cold. I mean, that person has a tolerance built up for cold. That person's right here. I mean, stop talking about me like I'm not here.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
$100. A little birdie told me that there is a fight at the pickleball courts.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Why not unhatch the argument? Actually, me? No, no.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You're right, Kizzy. So we won't fight. Okay? All I will do is explain what happened.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And I'm going to explain what happened because this was a one-way fight. This was a one-way street. Apparently.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, okay, let's give Alex explaining it. I bet you Maverick can't keep his mouth shut for two whole seconds while Alex is explaining it.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He doesn't understand Jack. No, you don't know Jack. I promise you, if anybody clicked off today, they would be like, they clicked off because Maverick started the episode before we were ready.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Maverick, it is not your turn to talk. Alex. It's Alex's mic. Who made you dictator? It's Alex's mic. Who died and made you king? That's what I thought.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We gotta agree to let Alex talk. Let him talk. Well, I have the mic.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Mav, it's not your turn to talk! That's just lies! I will not let my name be sworn down in the dirt like this. I feel like I should talk. This is why I smash the TV all the time, bro, because Maverick just makes me so angry. I have things I'm disagreeing with right now, too, but it's not our turn to talk. We're letting him tell the story. So let him talk.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's pointless when he's just saying stuff that didn't happen. Dude, Mav. Mav. Mav would be horrible in court. Well, it's because, it's because there's. Listen, I wasn't here.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He wasn't a real witness. Hey, if you talk in court, they kick you out.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
That's not why we left. Oh, Matt! Stop talking! The TV's going to go on your head this time.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I waited eight minutes. After eight minutes, I said, all right, I'm leaving.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Whoa, whoa. First of all, Kate's on something today. Yeah, we're 30 minutes late to starting. And it's not the happy drink. All right? Okay, there's no way all three of y'all have an excuse to be on your phone.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, unfortunately, the story's, like, butchered and stuff because Mav kept interrupting, so I feel like everyone's confused now.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Maverick said many times, I said, I don't even know if I'll have time for another game. Before we played the game, I said, we have to leave at this time. We played the game and finished it and left late still.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, all right. And then after that, he walks over to me, taking his anger out on his brother. Because his brother is the one person Maverick can take his anger out on. I said, hey, he walks over to me, he says, hey. We're leaving.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I walk over to Cash and I say, hey, we're already a couple minutes late. We need to head out because we have to stop by CVS. And he's like, well, I really want to play another game. I'm almost late. Let me play one more game. I said, we don't have time.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And I said, he's like, okay, I'll just ride back with Chase. I go, do not leave. These stories are everywhere. No one knows what's happening.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
What are you posting? Let me see. She's editing a TikTok. Okay, Harper, what are you doing on your phone?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He could have been slightly irritated. Try not to touch y'all's mics.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
What she's done is we've put four people in the back of the Tesla many times. It's a five-minute ride.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
What are you looking at? Let me see. Turn your phone. Comments on her videos. Let's see what it is. What? Okay, well, there's that. Harper's literally just scrolling on TikTok.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, what happened in the car? I said, I'm going to lose my mind when he gets in the car. Exactly. And then I said, you know what? You're right. I won't. As long as he doesn't say anything, I won't say anything. There's silence in the car for about 30 seconds. And then Cash goes, well, what did you say?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I said, well, I said, probably would have been just a whole lot quicker if you would have waited at the house for me. That's probably the truth.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wow, I'm glad we've just completely butchered this entire story. No, that was so... Wait, I'm not even done.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yes, thank you, because Mal ruined it all once again. No, because he kept talking over it.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Here's what I don't understand about this whole podcast. If you have someone on who saw an alien, for instance, do you have the person who saw the alien on or do you have their mom whose son saw the alien come on?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Alex, what are you doing over there with that camera, man?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We were the ones that were in the story and we should have told the story. Why are we letting other people tell our story? This story could have been summed up in about four sentences and let me do it for you. This is what happened. We're at the pickleball court. Matt walks up to me and he goes, Cash, we're leaving the house at 310 and I'm leaving with or without you.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I looked at Michael. I said, I said, uh-oh, this is going to be a bad day.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Cash, we're leaving the house at 310. I'm leaving with or without you. You want to know the problem?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And he's like, and you'll do what I say. No. I can tell you the problem.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yeah, I'm talking now. So listen. No, you're not talking now.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I've got to give tiny little pieces, but I haven't got to say anything. Thank you. Thank you.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wow, Kate has joined us on today's episode. We should really restart the video.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This is our true colors, and this is what people need to see in life.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Look, Matt's mad right now. Wait, why are you moody?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He's going to ruin the whole episode. I'm not moody. I just know this episode could be better if we just start with the story. Look at him. He's going to ruin it. He's going to ruin it.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Cash. No disregard for anything. Wow. Harper? Cash.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
i almost tased myself that was crazy also don't throw that when it's like that that looked very sharp when it was flying out my hand yeah that was so random why did you do that i don't know because the episode is boring she's trying to save it my real beard
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You know, gremlins were once. Shut up. They were. Let's see it. Give us a hollow. Now, let's see the tackle box.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
If you don't know what Ozympic is, it's a shot that you stab in your stomach just so it makes you less hungry. So you starve.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Do you really love him if you got him that? Because you are killing him.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
When did you go like so hood? You just like. Not even hood. You went like southern country.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Or she's trying to fatten you up to make you ugly and fat. That way no one will ever look at you ever again. You'll have to be hers forever.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I know that's what happened here. I already said that. Matt, you think I'm pretty?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
This doesn't look like a Valentine's Day gift. This just looks like when a mom brings their toddler on a flight.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, give me the heart. No, no, no. The iconic Valentine's Day hearts. Give me that.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I thought it was zeros and plus signs. That makes sense.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
My snack box? Dude, the name of that is crazy. And in the other one, we have... And it's meant to be called diabetes.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wait a minute. If you added the Doritos, what was in their spot before?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, I thought these came pre-made. No. So somewhere in the house, there's other snacks because I don't think she fit them all in the box. Oh.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh my gosh, those are the best candies in the world. Kate got me those for Valentine's Day too.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's really comfy and it makes me, like in the mornings, I'm just like...
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Every sleep mask Kate gets doesn't fit my head and it fits like this. It hurts my eyeballs because they're so freaking tight.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Do not hand him the snaggle box. No, no, no. Seriously, I mean, I'll be modest with what I take. Guard it with your life. I'll be modest with what I take. She's going to give you one of them and give me... What would you like out of my snackle box? Yes, I would like your snackle box, please. What would you like out of my snackle box?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, I don't want the whole thing. I'm not that fat. Give me just a little sub.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
nope i started looking closer it's all unwrapped perfectly this man just ate like 500 beef jerky sticks through all the phonographics it was a pile like this big jerky sticks will not kill you that does not have sugar it's protein it's meat i mean it has like cash has like so many oils cash has lost his mind without you here kate
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Camera batteries left on the ground. No one cares. Alex, what do you mean? These are expensive. I'm not a producer. We just throw these around like they're nothing.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He definitely saw your location. He's like, oh, I'm going to get points for this.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We want to talk about why I was like, I got to get out of the house. It's because I woke up at 11 a.m. Very late because I stayed up the night before. I come out. I'm like, hey, mom, dad, y'all want to go get some breakfast? And they're like, oh, well, Matt and Kenzie are about to be home from church and we can eat dinner or we can eat lunch. So they said they'll be home by 1215.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Then we can go get something. Thought I'd be eating at like 12, 1230. And then... And it was three o'clock until I ate. And I sat on that couch for three and a half hours. This has nothing to do with your clothes being everywhere. Like literally nothing. But that's why I had to go to. You act like you're hungry.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Also, Harper, what did you get for Valentine's Day?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yeah, we were at your parents' house, and while we were there... A boy knocked on the door with flowers. Like, five guys, individually. Like, literally just kept coming to the door.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, but one guy did bring her flowers, and Dan, Harper's dad, opens the door. Not what you want when you're a dude going to a girl's house for Valentine's Day. Dan's nice, but if I was a 14-year-old boy, I'd be like, oh, no. Probably 17 or 18. And he just... He was just like... Oh, she's not home. And he's like, oh, can you give these to her? And he's like, yeah, thanks, bud.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And then Dan walked into the kitchen and just threw them in the trash. No, he did not. I was like, oh, is he going to throw him away? He liked the kid.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We're not talking about Reece. Oh, please tell me it on air.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, that is a crazy way to split Feastables bar. Oh, my gosh. Serious question.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It could if I have COVID. I mean, there's a high possibility.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We're in this loop again. We're in this loop again.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wait, then how did this end badly? I don't get it.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Stop trying to buy people's love and just give me the DoorDash.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Killer. All blondes with blue eyes. Listen, there's going to be a guy that comes by.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, so I'm going to ask Mike. As a single person who has been in the dating scene.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He was feminine. He was amazing. He was the best fish in the pond. Wow, just like Maverick. So I still don't understand.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
All I saw was a TikTok of you being like, I hate Valentine's Day. So what happened on Valentine's Day that was so bad? Yeah.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Tase the wrapper. I feel like everybody has to actually tase themselves at some point in their lives.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Oh, wait. He unadded you and blocked you on text on Valentine's Day?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm not going to lie, Harper. I actually do kind of feel bad for you. That is so sad.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Here we go. On the wrapper and the chocolate or just the wrapper? Yeah, and the wrapper. You want me to get the chocolate in there too?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm waiting for someone to egg our house because we got security cameras set up everywhere. I will get your license plate.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
The sheriff lives right next door. They're got. You're cooked.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
But you still love him? Now my lip liner. Yes. Wait, did he actually on Valentine's Day?
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
If it helps, they were Missouri girls. You know what other mistakes were made? I'm kidding. Rest in peace if you live in Missouri. Rest in peace. Putting out this podcast episode is probably a mistake. Why? I don't know. The first half was really bad. If you don't want to be on the podcast anymore, you can leave. Every episode we end and Matt's like, I think our podcast is trash.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
offer because i will put my resignation in today and i'm taking my snackles with me okay anyways i had a pretty bad valentine's day that's why it's so bad see no because the podcast should be over because we'll see you guys later
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We'll have the COVID virus. I don't understand how we say we're starting and you guys are like, we're literally not ready.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Is it sealing it? Huh? Yeah. Are you resealing the wrapper? Low key.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
My taser broke. I'm going on a power trip. I am taking the inertia of this podcast and we're silencing it. No one even knows what you're saying.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I'm stopping the momentum of where this conversation is.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Nobody else give it as inertia. I want the guy to use it to tell me. Inertia is the energy that an object has in motion. Let's fact check him. What was the word? Inertia. Inertia.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
He can spell it. He's real smart. Inertia. Inertia. I and E. I-N-E-R-T-I-A. In a minute, Harper, we're going to actually pick up one of these pieces of glass and think it's chocolate.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Look at my microphone. Everyone calm down. You say look like I'm ready to start, but where's my microphone? It's way out here.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Eating the glass is crazy work. If I eat another bottle, will you just... All right, Matt, what do you think inertia is? Yeah, smart guy. What does inertia mean? Inertia is the energy an object has in motion. The tendency of an object to resist changes to their state of motion. Yep.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It's a fundamental principle. It's a fundamental principle of physics and is described in Newton's law of motion.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Dude, I see that all the time on TikTok. Teachers think they're, like, coming up with something new.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Am I sitting like radio frequencies in the air right now? Ready?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I will not be present for four minutes. Nobody answers. He's like, all right, we're starting. He starts talking to himself. I did get it. and they said, we're rolling.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, no, it will shock you, even though it's dead, it'll shock you. No, touch it. Because right now, it doesn't have enough power to jump through the air, but if there's an object there, like your finger, it has enough power. Dude, this guy literally thinks he's Newton. Okay, put it on your leg, Cash.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Because apparently I'm just stupid, so go ahead and put it on your leg. Let me see it. It takes more energy for it to jump across the air, but if it has a physical connection, it can jump through it. Go ahead.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
okay calling me dumb this whole podcast why are you guys beefing so hard today we need to talk about it so we gotta keep on i'm scared yo i mean that is the loudest glass of water i've ever heard we should pay her more yeah we should pay her more all right go do it okay fine here we go ready three
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, why is tasting yourself like literally feels like you're just doing the most stressful thing in the world? If you taste me, I will cut your hair off.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Nothing, Mav. Nothing. Take that, freaking retard.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I don't feel like it was on. Do you feel like it was on? Nothing. Yeah, let Harper do it to you.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Okay, fine, look. All out of nothing! You're brave. Don't! No. Yeah, that was fake.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
From the one person who starts the podcast. Whoa, don't degrade Alex like that. Don't degrade Alex because he's behind the camera.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, Kate, do it. Ready? Ready? Okay, that's good, because he said it's like doing noises to the mic.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, no, I'm good. All right, we'll go through the hole now. Close enough. You missed. I mean, how does that miss every time? I don't understand.
The LOL Podcast
I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
You know what aesthetics Kinsey's not worried about?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Wait, I still know. What was your leading sentence? I said, wait, something about her aesthetics.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Nope. Oh, Kinsey's car is a sight to see. Should I go take a picture of her car and show it to you guys on here?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, but even when you did drive it when we first met you, it was... Kenzie is a pretty clean person. But... But... She's not clean. Just go look at her car. I'm not even... My Chevy Cruze, when I was a single man, is cleaner than Kenzie's Jeep.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
on Monday and going to work. All right, I'll get to my story now.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Imagine. This chocolate was shoved in your ear and melted inside.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
I mean, I'm very confused how this relates to anything and that Kate understands.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
And then you look inside that ear. Your friend looks inside it. They're like, what is going on inside your ear? That is Kinsey's ear.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
No, you did not. Seriously, you deserve bad things. You deserve bad, bad, bad things to happen to you. You tried to rip my face off. Very bad things. I have been trying to pop this man's blackheads. I'm not even kidding. For the past six to seven, eight years. Because his blackheads on his nose are just everywhere. It's like a freaking mole rat.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
They're everywhere. And I was like, Maverick, please, I've offered to pay him $100 to just let me take his nose and shove it up like this and watch all the blackheads just swarm out.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yeah, he tries to hurt you. That's how you pop your blackheads. You go like this.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I'm fine with. I can do that all day. He's like, you have a blackhead. Let me smash your face with my fist. No, that's how you pop it. Look, look, look. Ready?
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
That's crazy. Okay, let's actually start. There's a lot of microphone noises right now because I'm having to move my microphone because Maverick started the episode before we were all ready.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
It gets a 360 around your nose. Kenzie is sitting over there just so excited the conversation's not on her ear holes anymore. Yeah, wait. Go back to the ear hole.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
We can move past it, but sometimes Kenzie's raised in the sticks background just shines.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Come on. She gets very self-conscious about her ears.
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I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!
Are you self-conscious about your earwax? Come on.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Listen, a rap track is a rap track. Sometimes you go in on a rap track.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
We listen and we don't judge. But this is like really bad. Is this facts?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, it doesn't matter. The audience doesn't even know what we're talking about here, so it's kind of irrelevant.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Anyways. I must have read the wrong lines. Can I read it? No, no, no. Let's go back to the story we were talking about where Maverick was holding our Nintendo Switch.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I was laughing my butt off. No, he was not in the car. He literally got in the car. He goes, I hope you know, that's how we're going to get into a fight.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm like, this guy is special. And he thinks he can do things without repercussions. And when repercussions come his way, he gets very mad. He was wrestling me in the street for my controller. Yeah, because he wanted to throw it. Because he threw my water bottle.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I've got stuff in my hands. No, you missed the most important part.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I said it about a hundred times. It started off really nice. I'm sure. It actually never got aggressive. It was cash. That's aggressive.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Dude, I mean, this story is everywhere. And then I start to notice what they're talking about. Wait, pause. And they're talking about absolutely nothing. They're purposely trying to make me mad. Alex thinks it's hilarious for some reason.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What? You've never played Wordle? Stop it. Stop playing. Stop playing. Somebody explain it to me.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
But he held a grudge the whole way. My guy was literally trying to take my hat as he's driving. Trying to throw it out the window. That's facts. He's like, literally, and then he actually hurt, he stabbed me in the eye and he hurt, and he missed the hat.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
All four of us, me, Alex, Michael, and our friend, Paige, which I knew they were doing. So I proceeded to go, well, if they want to play games, we can play games. So I threw his water bottle out of time. So Matt was down there, Cash, Cash, and we were all like, just keep talking. It's like we're talking about something.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He really likes his water bottle. You don't understand. He was mad about it, too.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It was just on the sidewalk. But listen, just to give you all a real quick speed context story. Maverick's downstairs ready to leave our friends' house. I'm upstairs. We're all talking. And he's like, Cash, come on. And we're all like, just keep talking and see how long he'll say my name for. And then he keeps saying my name, keeps saying my name. We're like... And then he keeps saying it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And everybody has the same thing. So you can be like, flex your friends. Yeah, I got on the second try. Okay, I don't really like this game. It's a fun game.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And then we hear... And we're like... And we keep talking, and he's like, keep talking. And I was like, all right. That was just me dropping the controllers on accident, by the way. And I was like, all right, it's been going on long enough. I'm going to go down there. I go down there, and he's standing at the bottom of the stairs like this.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And he's... I'm just walking downstairs kind of grinning. He's like... He's dead serious. He goes... I threw your water bottle outside. And I was like... Okay. Why'd you do that?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, and I was like... I threw it outside. Why'd you do that? He was like... Because you were ignoring me. And I was like... Okay. Cool, dude, I guess. Not cool, dude, I guess. Don't act like you didn't get mad. You got very mad. No, because it was the weirdest thing ever. We're annoying you on purpose, which is like a funny little prank. It's funny for like five minutes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
After like 15, it's just annoying. You're like, I threw your water bottle outside. And what's crazy is you got upset about it. No, I didn't. Okay, so you didn't get upset. So you're saying you didn't chase me around the whole street trying to grab the controllers and then get in the car and pretend like you forgot about it. Oh, you left that part out of the story.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No one told us that you ran around in circles. Then he tries to pretend like he forgot about the whole thing. Like, oh, yeah, we're just best friends. And right before we pull in, he's like... Well, yes. He's trying to get the hat off my head so you can throw it out the window. Listen, listen. You threw my water bottle. It's not like it didn't get to you. That's not what I'm saying. Listen.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I don't like spelling. Okay, no, no. Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You threw my water bottle outside. I hit you right where it hurt. Obviously, I'm going to be like, why the frick did you throw my stuff? That's disrespectful. I mean, that's a lot. You are notorious for that.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, no. When Maverick is agitated at all. At all. So sorry.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Maverick, I'm telling you. What happened the other day? He's a little... special or something.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, no. When he gets mad, he immediately goes to whoever he's mad at and he's like... Is this yours? I'm going to break it. He has to break something. I'm going to break it now. No, that's not true. The other day, I broke your things. What do you mean that's not true? I haven't seen that side of him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, and Cash, you break my stuff, and you chased me around the whole lot trying to smash my controller. You're the same person. Don't say you're not. I'm breaking something because you were trying to break something of mine. What? This week, I farted on him, and in retaliation, he was threatening to smash Kate's candle because I farted. I wasn't going to smash her.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
candle no you picked it up and you were like is this yours yeah i went i went and he goes i'm going to break your candle no i said okay i was like if anything you're gonna need that candle i said kate i you you fix this because lately my threats have been like listen kate I'm going to smash your candle or your face.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And that's crazy because whenever I ever threaten Kinsey, I don't. I never threaten Kinsey's stuff. You have.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He does stuff that I ask him not to do. Like fart? And there's nothing I can do to get him to stop.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Thank you. You're right. You're right. He can't. But he can purposely help from putting his butt in your face while you're sitting down and doing it and going. Sometimes my belt is loose. No, it's not. My belt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I would never smash your candle, by the way. I forgot what happened after that. What happened after that? Oh, you don't know. He's about to be real mad.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No. Give me the phone. This is so boring. Give me this, Timmy, guys. Come on. We're on a podcast right now.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do except grab something of Kate's. See what I'm talking about, guys? The only thing we can do is use the women as leverage. So, like, right now, my options are I could pour something on Kate, break something of Kate's. There's just nothing around here. See, there's nothing up here that belongs to Kate. What is it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I don't know if Kinsey wants me to say. Come on, Kinsey, I won't go back in there. Come on. I won't go back in. Wow. I won't go back in. I already have what I need.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
All right, now tell me what happened. After we tell you what's going to happen, that guy's losing his head. I know. So, unfortunately, I can't tell you. Tell us what happened.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, if he tells you what happened, you're going to kill that guy. I know.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
This man has farted on me for the past five years. I'm done with it. I'm taking action today.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, she was participating in the whole thing. No, I wasn't. She was like, no, you have to rip them. No, I didn't.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
The little burn pieces were all in the trash, yeah. Oh my gosh, that's really so... So if you're looking for your queen of hearts, it's gone. Is it just the queen of hearts? No, it's like half the deck. So you lit my board game on fire.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, no, no. I tooted, so you lit my board game on fire. It was a repeated offense, okay? You did it for too long.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I burned a card, all right? It was just a card. And we have plenty of cards, so many cards. I just thought it'd be funny to watch him look around for it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And also, this episode is about to really make him look like how I made him out to look this whole time, which was he likes to destroy things, too.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, your cow? I'm sorry, sweetheart. Your cow's done. It's gone. It's freaked. Yeah, evil laugh.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, unfortunately, he's about to be chopped liver. He's about to be a T-bone steak. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what he's doing, but my guess is as good as yours, that cow is... Ground beef. That cow's as good as ground beef.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I hope not. Maybe he'll show mercy. I'm back! Are you going to show mercy? No mercy! Mercy! Life! Life! Life! Anybody seen Gladiator? Oh my gosh.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Why do y'all like stuffed animals so much? Y'all are weird.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I don't know. She's kind of like the talking picture in Shrek. That's what she looks like.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
And princess number four, Fiona. No. I do, but unfortunately, I also know my brother, and there's nothing I can do. The cow is done.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What can I do? The only thing I can do is grab something of yours, Kate.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Cash, put it down. Everybody, pay attention because this is what happens to cows.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What can I do? He has a knife. I mean, come on, guys. If you tell him not to, you know he won't. I don't negotiate with terrorists. Okay. If you take one step closer, the cow gets it, Kinsey.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm going to drop them when I'm ready. Because you're going to need Gerald as soon as I come around. No, I don't care about Gerald. Next you are. I'll step this way.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, can you have her put the knife away? Yeah, give me the knife, Kinsey. Yeah. Okay, well, I tried. What do you want me to do? You want me to, like, jump her? Like, what?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It's cooked for sure. I mean, you just chunked that thing at the wall.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
If he doesn't listen, tase him. She's got a strong grip on the cow!
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Harper’s Quitting School!
His head blown out. I'm out of breath. You're a good opponent, Kinsey. Oh, okay, no handshake. She's not happy with you.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Sweetheart. You're worried about your hair right now? In a time like this, we've got to mourn the death of the cow.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
She's mad at you for the cow. I didn't do nothing. I know it's the cow's ear fault somehow.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What do you know, Kate? Why are you standing like that, Kate?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I wish you'd just tell us what it is. Yeah, can you just tell us what the thing was?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Wait, wait, wait. I can't say anything. Okay, what was the drama?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yeah, I said, do I cut the head off the cow? He goes, no, I did not. Hey, do you remember the day we got this cow?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
He was like, no. Oh, yeah. That's so mean. He literally looked at me and said, yeah, definitely cut the head off that cow. That's so selfish, Matt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
The way I'm being framed right now is crazy. Like, that didn't all just happen instantaneously. Cash run in there, look for something to kill, finds a cow, comes out, and now suddenly I told him to go get the cow and kill it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Were you excited when I got the cow? No. At all. I'm not an accomplice. Just smile! No, I'm not. Y'all trying to make me an accomplice? Actually, you're trying to make me the main murderer when I never even touched a weapon. Hey, that's my chain.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we could use a Roku sponsor because we'd be breaking a lot of TVs.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Kenzie low-key fights back pretty hard, huh? Cash? What? I said Kenzie low-key fights back pretty hard. Dude, I'm not going to lie. She had a grip on that cow and the taser. Especially the cow. That thing was not going nowhere in one piece. One time I tried to take her phone and I regretted that. Let me tell you.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Hey, put this back on our logo, Kate. I don't know how to do that. What?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That's what I asked. I said, why do you have it here that no one can see? That seems pretty wrong of you.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What? She said, it's just gym photos of before I worked out. I was like, oh, I want to see you fat. Let me see the photos.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
You got to see it at their lowest and at their biggest. You know what I'm saying?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That won't work. Oh, I know a fun segment we can start off on. Harper's Diary? Kate's Diary. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why? Why? No, let's save that for another episode. What?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, I'll never know. She wouldn't tell me what was in there, really. She was being very ambiguous about the thing.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Are you doing your cow's hair? Yo, that cow kind of looks like you when you're skydiving. It does, man. When I was skydiving, my hair was like... I'm not even kidding. I can't even do it.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay. Why are you shining flashlight at her feet? Is that my phone?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, my mom likes me to say that I... My mom likes me to say... That I didn't drop out, but I did. I stopped doing school after, like, the eighth grade. Well, don't encourage dropouts. Well, no, he didn't really drop out. He tortured his teachers until they quit. I mean, I turned out... Sorry. Enough about me. Harper.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, I don't know. Does anybody know how to get this thing on? Alex does. Here, Alex. Is it this remote?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
That needs a lot of background context that we just don't even have time to go into.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
But it's like, but it's like a whole nother, it's like the railroad tracks of where you were headed are kind of ending. Dude, what? And you're taking another path now. That's crazy. That's like Beast Games when they got to figure out which side of the railroad track they want the thing to go on. Yeah, you're pulling the lever and you're crushing high school.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, I know. Go down to all entertainment on the right. Take your Roku remote. Go to the right. Is it this remote?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
but no like there's just so much of high school that you are gonna be missing out on still yeah yeah yeah that's pretty i mean i but you're getting so other so many other experiences yeah i will say like like no high school no normal i feel like it's such a similar promise i'm normal
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Me? Uh... Honestly, yeah. I mean, I was zoned. Sorry. I'm here now, though.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Well, for me. Well, you know, we didn't tell you to. I don't need your life while you're donating it to me.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Every episode, you try to say it. Every episode, Matt's like... And it's very annoying to listen to. No, it's not. It is annoying. Do you listen to it?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Okay, listen. I get my own personal camera because I'm spaced out between you guys. You two are close to each other. And you two are close to each other. And if I don't have my own personal camera, then my face is all blurry and fuzzy and it doesn't work. No, because... When it was one camera, when it was one camera with all three of you on that side, it would zoom into Kinsey. Great quality.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Are you banned again? Yes. Still? Kate gets banned all the time too. What is it with you guys?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It's literally right on my hand. Not to be that guy, but have you thought about... You keep talking about this tour and all that, but this tour is not even real yet. It's just kind of an idea. No, this tour is happening, guys. Stay tuned. Maybe. It's happening. Stay tuned. Here's the thing.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I don't understand. Why would we not? No, seriously, we're cutting this part because you're so annoying. No, it's cutting this part. You're being annoying, Mav. Last episode, what did we say?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
the podcast views drop. Dude, y'all put this much thought into quitting school? I just quit. Let's say all of this thing, everything goes downhill. Why are you saying this right now? And then you quit school.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, I'm just curious if we thought worst case scenario right now. Worst case scenario. What happens if your life fails?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, yeah, that's respectable. Hey, Cash's backup plan was a sleeping career.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Can you hit a bar for us? You know, here's one thing I've learned about life. You always want The past.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
So you say you want to be a famous singer. You mean like the good old days? No, trust me. I was always like, man.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
The grass is darker on the other side. But you always look back on things and you're like... I wish I could be doing that again. You're right. Like, like I was always like, oh man, I just, I want to do music. And then I did music and I'm like, I really want to make just like YouTube videos. And then I make YouTube videos. I'm like, I really want to do music. And you go on tour.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
They did the first time. They didn't come back the second time. I didn't sing very well.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Probably 10,000 tickets, first tour. Okay, first tour, yes.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, no, no. The whole tour. Our biggest venue was like 1,200. Or 1,000, something like that.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, people always look back on their photos and they're like, I wish I could just do that again.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Or they just think about the future. It's one or the other. Or they just think about the future and just like, oh, I can't wait until we can be there or do this. Or once this happens, we'll be great. But no one cares to live in the present, man.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Everyone dreams about the past and they dream about the future. In the present, everybody's like, I mean, yeah, right now is fine. But just once I have this or once I do this, once this.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, this wasn't targeted at you. Then why are you changing it? This is just a life lesson.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What the... Should I open a YouTube channel? I think I should make a YouTube channel called Cash's Life Lessons.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Kenzie, please get him out of that mood. He's in a very bad mood right now. Spit on you. You need to go take a five-minute break, Mav. No, Cash, you need to go to a therapist. Go take time out in the corner over there. I'm going to call your mommy. Mav, I'm going to call your mommy, and she's going to say, Mav, please get out of the moods that you're in and be a normal human being.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What? Okay, let's go ASMR the last two minutes. Please, no. That episode flopped.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
The podcast is boring as heck. Yeah, I'm going to end this episode. I'm so bored. We'll see you guys next time. Make sure to subscribe.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
No, my mom's going to say, what did Cash do? Mav, you're being moody right now. I know. He's not the smartest. Just take three deep breaths in, Mav. Take him with me, folks. You've got to keep looking after him. He's your little brother, and you'll be calm. Just take care of him. You'll be calm. Just take three breaths. Ready? You can do it. Just put up with him.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Even though he's annoying and he doesn't understand reality, it's okay. You're not doing the breathing exercises. You're not doing the breathing exercises, Mav. And you're really taking one for the team, Mav. That's what mom's going to say. We should really be quiet now.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I just tried to start off with reading the journal. Which we're not going to do.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
We're not doing either of those things. We're reading Kate's diary. No, we're not. Why? Listen, why?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
In case y'all are wondering and confused in the audience, we just shot an episode about an hour ago. Oh, no, duh. Called... We, I don't know, something of reading Kate's diary. And I brought Kate's diary in on the podcast. And then in that episode, we're like, hey, guys, we're going to finish reading Kate's diary in the next episode. No, we didn't say that. No, this is the next episode.
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I'll filter them. Let somebody else read it if we're going to read it. You can't read your own dirt.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
I just don't get why we shouldn't read a funny book of Kate's diary when she was 11 years old.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Everyone's going to love reading Kate's diary. I don't want to be here anymore. That's the truth. I didn't want to be here today. Yeah, maybe we should just go through the hole and leave. Yeah, maybe I should. Girls pod. I'd like you to.
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You think we planned something like that. But we did not. I just don't understand. When every once in a while, every like 10 episodes, I talk and say something and everyone gets mad at me. I don't understand.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
What? Well, see, that was a very high detail. Cut that! But we really have to take that out now. We can't even put that in. No, we can't. Just bleep it. No, we can't. No, Matt, just bleep the segment. Dude, me and Matt are going to fight by the end of this episode. I can feel it. Dude, what do you mean we have to bleep that?
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Harper’s Quitting School!
It'd zoom into Kate. Great quality. Are you airplanes? No, I am not. What are you? I am so sorry.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
See, he's touching his mic again. See? You know why we almost got in a fight? Because he has control issues, first of all. I don't have control issues, Matt. I have issues of it being around idiots. And when... People control issues when they're idiots and they need to be controlled.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Yep, me too. He'd say, that guy's got to go if you want this podcast to keep going. He'd say, this is unfortunate.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
He's unhelpful. I was trying to get my feelings out with reading the diaries, but everybody's like, no. Reading my diaries? The diary doesn't even have your feelings.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Why you? Why me? Why does everybody yell at me every episode when I try to talk?
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Please. Okay. So listen, the other day we actually almost got in a fight because we were literally trying to leave. It's like midnight. That's my least favorite word. I'm like, we got to go. We got to go. Literally. Literally. So we're trying to leave and literally this guy goes upstairs and I'm like, okay. Surely he's almost done. Wait, is Mav telling a story? I'm holding.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
I'd like to know what story because I don't know what story we're talking about here.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, basically me at the bottom of the stairs holding a bunch of stuff. You coming, Cash? Cash, are you coming? Hey, Cash, I really, the car's locked. Can you please hurry? For like 10 minutes. Okay, great. Now let me show you what Maverick was actually holding.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
This. Nope. This is what Mav was holding. Way more than that. Like this. Alex, I am about to- This is what Mav was holding like this. He was like, Cash, my arms are too weak.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
I believe Mav. Oh my gosh. This is why I have control issues, Mav.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Maverick just moved that camera angle. Maverick just moved that camera angle and doesn't even care. That's why I have control issues where I gotta go fix the camera. Because you break the camera and I gotta fix the camera. It's not broken. You're not even the one fixing it. You're not fixing it. You would have never noticed. You would have never noticed if I wasn't like, you moved the camera.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
You're skinny and you got a fat... It's not bullying. We're spitting facts.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Walking down the street like a... Like a weird guy with duck lips.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Can somebody explain to me what wordle is? Because I have no idea what we're talking about. You're right, you're right.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
Oh, okay. I bet it. Okay. Well... All right. Hey. Oh, that's her name.
The LOL Podcast
Harper’s Quitting School!
I'm sorry, we have to go. All right, you gotta bleep that part. Wait, what part?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Cause I'm a country girl, got an attitude. City shotgun, run down the avenue. That sounds so good.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, no, technically it's Harper Zilmer versus Cass Baker.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Whoa, no. We don't gotta waste no time. Wow. Oh, let me know if you wanna be mine. Cause I'm a country girl. Gone at two. City shotgun. One down the avenue. Okay, that's it.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're welcome. Wait, no, singing. Sorry. And then we can do cheer, right?
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's actually good. Okay. Thanks. Now that you're warmed up. Wait, do you want to raise your ya-ha together? Yes.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Ya... No, you have to like say, raise your yaya. That's really accurate. Raise your yaya. Sorry, kids. That was actually good. And then do a riff out of it. I don't know what a riff is. It's like, stop.
The LOL Podcast
Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah. All right, everybody, swap your phone to the left. Wow, y'all should have let us know before this podcast. My phone's dead.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
What is this, like a flashback episode on Disney Channel? It's like, all right, let's look back now.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Ah, I see. Wait, did I get killed? The one with the camera? Yeah, what about him?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
No, that was to kill the first one. But the second one is to marry.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I don't know if Michael got it all right, though. He goes, I think she killed that one. I think she's marrying you. I don't know.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I gave her my spill. I was like, we have a podcast, blah, blah, blah. Then she goes, no English. I was like, frick, not again.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
No idea. It's from a snack video and I guess we never got around to eating that snack.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
I'm not saying women can't fly planes, but... Once the wheels came down on the plane. That's when that's when she crashed Maverick just saying controversial things women can fly they just can't drive Like are y'all like kind of hurt by that?
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Why do you make like an elephant mating call when you're making fun of your wife?
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Yeah, you're making fun of my back trying to get me to do stuff. You look like you're about to cry. Man, it feels crazy right now.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
I probably faked it to make her fall in love with me. It works every time.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
But crying to you like, please keep me. Please keep me. He was like, I'm going to call my mentor. You can't do that, unfortunately.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
But you had a name for him. You just said. Did you call him a million-dollar man?
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
They bully each other like... You're really brave for wearing that bow. I mean, yeah.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Yeah. I didn't like that about you. But I didn't say anything bad. I just called you brave, man. Oh.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
But it might have been called for it because you were kind of going crazy.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
They're friends for two reasons. One, they like you. Second reason, they like your friend. Okay? That's the only two reasons.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Well, no, because we were going to start at 4.45, and she didn't get here until 6.30.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Women be like, walk up and say something like, oh my goodness, he's just like so-and-so's dad. And you're like, oh, thanks.
The LOL Podcast
We Broke Up!
Somebody set the first world record. And then somebody... And I don't give a... Somebody was the first person to hold two world records.
The LOL Podcast
Our House Was Robbed!
No, no, do it, do it. Give me half your ear for once. Now sit. You just can't do anything. Put your butt on the ground, hon. Oh!
The LOL Podcast
Our House Was Robbed!
What if you get lonely at night and you want to cuddle? Listen! This is a serious thing. Y'all can't be joking about this. It's serious.
The LOL Podcast
Our House Was Robbed!
Very slow. Slowly but slowly. Keep going. That's a crazy stretch. It's insane.
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
No. That's me, bro. We should probably switch sides. Ridiculous. That'd be a good thing to do. I'm just imagining Kate if you said that. She'd lose it. She's like, why is it wet over here?
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
How do you get a dog to do that? He goes, he goes, the smaller was great.
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
Imagine he was at a stoplight. What the heck, dude? Imagine he's coming at you. Imagine he's coming at you. You're like, is that thing going to stop? You're sitting at the stoplight.
The LOL Podcast
I Was In An Accident!
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The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
We're actually in a neighborhood, I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kids play. Why are you accelerating so hard? I don't really want to be in the car right now. Don't leave us here! Alright guys, Maverick really wants to show you guys his mullet photo. We were just talking about it. He's been looking for it for the past five minutes and he still can't find it.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
She doesn't say anything. That was crazy. I'm imagining Kinsey just waking up. Pretty much. She doesn't say anything, but she jumps like that. I do.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No, what the hell? Why do you run like a cyclops? Yeah, why are you moving like a robot? No, I'm laying in bed. I'm happily asleep right now, having great dreams. And then all of a sudden, I wake up and she's freaking out. So it's like, oh no, what's going on?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Grab Stella. Takes off running to the restroom and just chunks Stella into the bathtub. And I just hear...
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What? Big boy. I listen back to the episodes and it's just random singing and I'm just like...
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Please, please, please. At this point, I'm like sitting up. I'm like, what is happening again? Why is this happening again? And so the dog's thrown up in the bathtub. And I'm like, what? Why? Why? And so I come back. I'm like, what did she eat?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What do you mean? It sounds like we had the exact same morning this morning. Our dogs are being menacing, and it's our fault. What do you mean? That is your dog, your situation.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I relate to that. When I was hanging out with girls, when I was like 14, 15, and I was hanging out with girls, I literally felt like I was being evil. Dude, I'm just their friend. It's like you're around them, and it's just like you feel guilty. You're like, I'm not supposed to talk to these people. I'm not supposed to like you.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What if y'all try to color? Color? Like, coloring books or something? I don't know. What are they going to do?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What? Dude, sometimes Mav's jokes make me want to punch him, man. What? I mean, like, that was, that was just. Well, there's a second half to the joke.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Imagine as a kid, you have monkey bars on your ceiling in your hallway.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
All over the upstairs. I would love that as a kid. Dude, your kid would be shredded low-key. By the time he's like seven, he'd just be jacked from doing monkey bars. Hey, Kate, can we hear your high school song now?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
She's in the shower saying that? First of all, those are not the lyrics at all. What Kate is trying to say is I was singing different words to the song, whatever song she says I was singing. Can y'all do that? I was singing the melody of that song, but making up my own words. And it made her mad, man. Let me tell you.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I think most schools have a hand signal. That's kind of like a gang sign for your school.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Dude, high school just made me so mad. It's so crazy. It's like a whole different life. High school and college. It's crazy.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
College makes me mad too. I'm sorry. Being a full grown adult and having a curfew. Not all colleges have curfews.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
A curfew for your dorm, so you're not allowed to leave after a certain time. You catch me being 24 years old and being like, gotta be back by 10pm.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Once being cast at 18, we were gone. Just nothing makes me more mad in life. If I had to go through high school, I'd just be so mad. Nothing makes me more mad. He's very allergic to authority. He's a sort of authority figure. Then an adult, just some 76-year-old lady telling me what to do. Teachers are not typically 60 and 70.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I'm happy to sit there and be like, Can I use the bathroom? Yeah, that's literally... I mean, what is it, a prison? Because prisons in high school look a lot alike.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Hey, one of my friend's high schools was designed by the same guy that designed the prison. Does that make sense? Exactly. You want to know something?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Ain't no way to. When I was in freaking elementary school and they were like, you gotta be quiet at lunchtime. Oh, I'm sorry.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No, no trouble. They just didn't like if everyone talked. You just can't be loud at lunchtime. All right, since everybody's being loud, no talking at lunch.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I'm taking a shower. She walks in the bathroom. She goes, why are you doing that? I'm like... What? She's like, those aren't the words. I was like, okay, I'm just vibing in the shower. I'm not kidding. Five minutes before this podcast, I'm in my room just changing shirts and I'm just singing and Kenzie walks in and she goes, why are you screaming? Why are you screaming right now?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
And we'd be sitting there and everyone's just at lunch. So the only time you could like talk in the entire like eight hour day was like your 30 minute recess.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
See, I could just smack whoever put that meter up. That's a good thing because it keeps kids from School should be a ball abolished I do mean it should be abolished Quiet for eight hours a day and then putting a sound you're on it for eight hours a day kids just don't shouldn't go to school Yeah, they should go to school for like Two to three hours.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
They should go to school for like two to three hours, learn what they need to learn, and then let them go. Listen, listen, listen. I'm sorry, my podcast hosts are crazy, guys.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I think after like a while for strong, a big believer in abolish high school after eighth grade, you don't need to go to school. Yeah. It's useless. Um, I do think you should apply yourself up until the eighth grade, because if I would have done that, I think I would learn how to read and spell better. But, um, after the eighth grade, it's completely useless.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No, you don't get common sense from school. Okay, kind of. You get, like, the opposite.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I'm sorry. At 14, you should be, like... 15, you should be working full-time.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
15, 16, you should have your... 16 especially. 16, you should be working full-time. I want to work somewhere. Here's the problem with everything that you're saying right now. Oh, please, enlighten me. There is a bunch of 13, 14-year-old kids watching this.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I was not screaming for Kate. When Kate is in like a nagging mood, I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
And they're literally like, you know what? I'm ditching school tomorrow. I'm dropping out. Jake Paul inspired me to do it and it worked out. Shout out Jake Paul.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I want it to be today's society. Now 10-year-olds, they play Fortnite all day. And watch us.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No common sense? Like, social cues? Yeah, what do you want to say? Act like a monkey? Like, we don't know words?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
You'd probably try to kill them. That's what most people do when they, like, like.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Uh. Well, haven't you seen the uncontacted tribes that get contacted? Yeah, they literally just shoot them with bows and arrows.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, they're pretty accurate to Anytime a helicopter or a drone or a boat or anything tries to come close.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, unfortunately, that's just not smart. Because he wanted to, like, minister to them. But nobody knows their language. And his own diseases will probably kill them because they're not used to any of the germs that we have.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
So like all the stuff that we just have immunities built up to, you're going to carry it over there. Isn't it crazy they speak a language that no one else in the world knows?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
It's one of the only left uncontacted tribes. There's not many. All they've seen in the outside world is like plane boats. We did just find another one in the Amazon. Really? And they're all like this tall. I'm not kidding. Heck yeah. They're all this tall.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Speaking of people that are only that tall, remember the dwarf that wrestled you at the show? I do. Pop up a thing of that, man. That was cool. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and I was thinking for fun, we should have him and one of his buddies come over, and they should wrestle in Chiefs and Eagles costumes, and then whoever wins, then... That will be our prediction for the Super Bowl.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I was that little boy in the shower that put a towel or his foot over the drain hole, poured a bunch of soap down there and let it fill up and then you could play in it. And I still do that to this day. I did it last week.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Don't give it away. Don't give it away. Giving away the future chairs man Find out you got to subscribe make sure to subscribe to our podcast because we're trying to hit 3 million subscribers Why aren't we there?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
We're at like 2.4 2.5 Okay, so we need you guys to subscribe to help us reach 3 million subscribers.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Maybe. Close, but we should see who can... Wait, we should do a thing.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Let's do Cash and Math. We have a bigger head start there. I feel more comfortable in that competition.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Wait, let's see what accounts have the closest subscribers. How many do you have? Y'all tell us in the comments if you care, actually, that Cash changes his chair every episode. Oh my gosh, Maverick, you can shut your pothole and go back to school for all I care. It's just a really, really big inconvenience to change it every time. He thinks I should just keep this chair forever.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I think it's aesthetically pleasing. I like the cookie. Dude, the whole point is to switch my chair every time. Well, maybe we can keep the cookie on set. All right, y'all have 2.5, I have 2.4.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I know what we should do. We should do a thing of what channel can hit 5 million first.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
5 million. Here we go. So, we got Fluffy the Unicorn, Kai and Ty. I don't know why those guys are connected to our channels. Harper Zillmer, Kate Marie, Malvin Kinsey, Cash and Kate, LOL Clips, LOL Reacts, LOL Music, LOL Club, LOL Podcast, Kinsey, and Cash and Malvin.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
well that's a lot of channels a lot of channels for a lot of girls um i'll tell you right now cash and math is hitting five million in probably a month cash and math is gonna hit 10 million subscribers by the end of the year you think we just dropped a video that got like 60 000 subscribers no close it's like 40 but it's a lot i built a taylor swift in my house oh that has a lot of taylor swift yeah that has a lot of content okay you know what i'm gonna prove all of y'all wrong
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No, you put a foot over it and you watch the shower fill up until it's about to overflow and then you let it all go.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay, first one to zero. I don't think she understands. Don't please. I was joking. No, no, no. Don't subscribe to us. We'd be jobless and homeless and we'd have to go back to school.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
And Cash will kill himself because he cannot go back to school. For one episode, can we all get red wigs and become Harper?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
look at me wow yeah the red hair hey i dyed my hair blue once when i was like nine and then all my skillet concert all my friends just called me blueberry yeah that's a horrible name you dyed your whole head not just like streaks like a blueberry that had been through like the washing machine it was like washed out but did you do it with actual hair dye
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, I wouldn't imagine it would. No, but I always wanted... I'm going to dye my hair red. I'll be like the Kool-Aid man.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, I am feeling FOMO right now. I have no clue what Arthur even is. Are you kidding me? I don't know what he is.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
This guy. Yeah, I've seen this show. He's my favorite show ever.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What's an aardvark? Don't say aardvark like you know what that is. I do know what that is. What the fuck is an aardvark? Aardvark? Remember Aardvark? He's an anteater that lives in Australia.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Also, I would like to give a PSA. Don't drop out of school, kids.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
And then they were like, that's not a feeling. They changed it?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Did you guys see, you guys would kill, have y'all seen this, the version of Shrek, the first one that they put out? See, that's an odd phrase you used. What? You guys would kill if you've seen the first version of Shrek. Like you would kill to see. Like if I saw the first version of Shrek, I'd just be out there killing people.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Frick yeah, man, just... I saw Shrek. I'm very hungry. Hey, you didn't see someone murdering someone?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
This is the test animation for Shrek in 1996. Look at this. Wait. What are we watching here? This is like the trailer. Oh, my God.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
That was a crazy version of Shrek. I'll send it to Alex. I mean, that is like... To see that is like a nightmare. If I was a kid, I'd be like, no, Nashorak! Oh, that's terrifying. Yeah, that is very scary looking. I thought Shrek was kind of gross ogre-y before.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, you're saying your shower is a bathtub? Yeah. Well, we turned ours to a bathtub with our foot in it. That's why I did it. If I would have had a bathtub, I wouldn't have had to clog it with my foot.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I love Shrek. You guys think I could grab this chair and just throw it through the hole behind me?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay. I know what the problem was. There was no height. No height. Yeah, you need to try that again. Is it really? I'm gonna have to look for this one.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I mean, what in the world was that? That was horrible. I was trying to really push it through. It did not. I don't think it fits. I'll be honest.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Cash? What? Does it even fit? Yeah, Kate, can you help me here? Well, I think we should have tried that first, you know? What? To see if it actually even fits.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Also, Kate wakes up this morning, and speaking of it, nagging about me singing in the shower, which I have no clue why that even involved her.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I mean, this is the definition of a freshman. Wait, what's it called? I didn't go to school.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
What's the year when you get your car? Sophomore. This is the definition of a sophomore.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Hey, Harper, what else do you got there? Okay, well, that's annoying.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Are you wondering what this is? Yeah. Yeah, what's that that you have in your hand? It's not a ring. It's... Read it. Oh, it says... It says Bravo. Oh, it's a Bravo. Bravo.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
It is a funny looking... Try to throw that through the hole without looking. Oh, no!
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Because you would just... This morning. And she wakes up. Why does she sound like a chainsaw? She wakes up. And all you guys know, even all the audience, everyone knows I do not want dogs. I don't like to take care of dogs. Oh, you love honey. That's why I don't want one. No, that is not a lie.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
I saw you flip them around. I was like, no, that's not keys. Do you know what they're for? At first, I was like, what is that? Is that, like, a sponge? I thought it was, like, a peppermint. I didn't know. I thought it was a remote for, like, the TV.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
A locker. I'd love to see what it's for. Does it go to an RC car? No. A little tiny Harper size car? Follow me.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
No, we're not following anyone right now. Well, I want to follow. She's going somewhere. I'll follow. No.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
All right, guys, we're officially mobile. We got the camera off the tripod. We're heading downstairs right now. Hey, he took my shoes. Ow, he hit my toes. No, hey, someone moved my shoes. What? I don't really know man, but I mean you move I didn't I haven't moved my shoes a couple days ago to get under my skin You know what?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, whoa, Harper got a new car. I did not know this information.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
We're actually in a neighborhood. I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kids play. Hey, let's just pull over.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Hit the gas! Oh! It gets it, baby! Okay, stop! Okay, what do you mean, see if there's any kids? Are you looking for a child to hit? No.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
She's trying to not hit children. Let's see how fast it goes 0 to 60.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Turn right? We're getting demonetized for this. Why are we going right?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Wait, wait. Hold on. Don't move. I need to set the camera down. And I need to buckle up. Wait, don't move. The camera will fall. Okay.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Your car is already broken. Safety first. Hey, what's that book down there? What did I just say? She did not listen to what I said.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah. No, but he likes dogs. He walks in, he's like, honey, honey, wait, honey. Oh, I like dogs. Like, when I'm at Harper's House and sell Estes, I'm like, oh, come here, Estes. I mean, that dog is like a rat dog. It's like, ah! But it doesn't really let you touch it. Yes, it does. No, I try to touch Estes, and it's like...
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Empty road. Take me home. But there might be needles. That's a cul-de-sac.
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
This is actually my first time ever being in the car with Harper driving. Yeah. And it is scary. Man, what's really scary is seeing how far forward her seat is. Her legs are so tiny. She's like right up on the freaking wheel. Her knees are hitting the front so she can reach the pedals. Look at how close her knees are. Do you want me to turn?
The LOL Podcast
I Bought My Dream Car!
Boom. Wait, wait, wait. We got a wide open road ahead of us. Except for that car. Except for this guy right here. We got Harper behind the wheel. Two inches from the front. Hey, you guys are literally getting. Y'all got a lot of room back there. Y'all are literally watching our first time riding with Harper, and you're basically getting to be here. Hey, I don't know how to work a camera.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
How does focus work? Do you want me to film while I drive? No, we don't. Are you sure? All right, guys, I hope I'm filming everything good. Three, two, one. Go. Oh, my gosh.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That noise is kind of hype after driving a Tesla. I never hear that. Yeah, I drive a Tesla.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Well, I own a Tesla. You want to park right here and we can get a little walk around?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Let's do a walk around. Also, who the heck was sitting in this chair? Like, seriously. There's no room here. I feel like I'm in a drawer car. I'll take this. I got it.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, everything's going to be out of focus. Let me just hold on. Yeah, see, everything's going to be messed up. Hurry. Hold on, guys. I'm learning how to work a camera. It's cold in my hair. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, let me give you a quick run around. Wait, no, we aren't. Time for a quick run around. I gotta learn how to work this. Hold on. Can you just give it to me?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Uh, Maverick, nobody can see you right now. You're out of focus and wide out.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, I was not standing in the mud on purpose, Kate. That's just called dirt. That's the outside world.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Hey, we got to hurry. OK, now that it's fixed, can I see you back?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That's a nice trunk. Can you fit cash in it? Hey, if your trunk can fit me in it, then that means your junk got a lot in its trunk.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I've never seen that, actually. We're going to do a see how much of a car people you guys are. Does anybody know what this is?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
What is it? Cash doesn't know. That's why he's asking you. No, I know exactly what this is, and we'll see if anybody's answers are correct. Do you know what it is, Kinsey?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
I know exactly what it is. What do you think it is? Oh, no, I know exactly what it is.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Bingo! That's what I was going to say. It's for when you have to urinate in the car.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Now, where does it go? Out the window! You just hold it out the window and you pee.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Okay, yeah. We'll need to sanitize this once it's used. Hey, there's your jack. You could change your tire for the first time.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No. What is this? Alright, we're gonna see how well you guys know cars. What is this? A bag.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, no. She almost broke her window. She literally just almost shattered her window. She had it right here. Can you close that? He was about to shatter it. Dude, you were about to freaking obliterate this thing. I'm sorry.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Too cold. Hey, pop the hood. Let me check the engine. I'll make sure we're good to go. OK.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
OK, well, yeah. I'm just going to check the engine, make sure we're good to go up in here. All right. All right, pop it. Oh, gosh. OK. No, pop the hood.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, they're leaving us. You know what's crazy? I know people psych people out by trying to hit them with a car, but I do not trust Harper at all. No, me neither. OK, get out of the way. Hey, it's really cold outside. Hey, don't leave us here. That's pretty messed up. I'm not walking home. That isn't for walking. It's cold. All right, let's get walking.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We're going to have to start fending for ourselves. I'll be honest, I don't think I'm coming back. Look, Mav. See, trees.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
This isn't Minecraft. You can't throw that in a crafting table. Yes, you can. I know exactly how to make a shelter. We're going to need to get a lot of brush and put it over this brush, and then there will be a cave inside there. Look. There's plenty of room in here.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
It's a lot warmer inside the brush. No, I'll see you later, I'm walking home.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
okay you have fun in your shelter we kind of cut the camera for a little bit because we got cold and we had a fin for our survival and the girls never came back it's really really cold out here and they never came back and we don't have our phones so i really did think they were just gonna leave us for a minute but they they didn't i thought they were gonna turn around and it's freezing out here so we're in a construction zone yeah and so there's no one around yeah and it's like slightly raining like misting but we're fine
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We're really fine. We'll keep traveling on, young companions. Yeah, something. Young companions. No, that's not them. Oh no, it's them! It's them! I see them on the horizon! Cash, that's just a bird. We gotta keep walking. Alright guys, well, hey, make sure to subscribe. Subscribe.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Unfortunately good with a mullet. I know I have to get a haircut since Harper messed up my hair. We're trying to get him to cut it.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Literally backs up like so fast away from you. He does like Scooby-Doo backwards. It's because she doesn't like- Yeah, it moonwalks backwards while you're looking at it. Maybe it's you. She just like looked at you and was like, ah. But anyways, I like dogs like that. Like, oh, going to someone's house. Oh, there's a little doggy. Okay, now I'm done.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, but I don't like owning a dog. And I made it very clear to Kate before I bought her a dog. I don't want one. I do not want to take care of a dog. I do not want it at all. Kate was like, if you get me a dog, you will never have to do anything. I will clean up after it, feed it, everything, walk it. You don't got to do anything. Nothing, nothing, nothing. So I got her dog this morning.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
She lets the dog out. We wake up to. And I'm like, what's going on? And Honey's just, like, tapping her cage, wanting out. And Kate's like, oh, she wants to use the bathroom. So Kate gets up to let her outside to use the bathroom. And Kate's like, Honey, no! No, Honey, no!
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I Bought My Dream Car!
She screams it so loud, too. Kate gets so dramatic. We're so dramatic. Like, Stella is about to eat Honey's food or something. Like, you would swear Stella's about to eat Kate's pizza on the counter or something. Like, it's... We're all just sitting there like like on our phones or something then all the sudden you hear What happened and it's like she was licking the floor and What?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, but wait. I gotta get back to my story because Kate's yelling at Honey, right? And then she has to go clean up her pee because Honey couldn't hold it from her cage to the door. So she peed all over the floor. And then Kate's yelling, daughter like mother.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
And I'm still in bed and I just hear all this yelling going on at Honey and I'm just like, doesn't bother me because Kate told me I will never have to clean up. And then Kate comes in there, and she's like all mad, and I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. That just made her more mad. I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. And she goes, well, it's your fault. I was like, what?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Do you think you're full of talent? And she goes, yeah, because you should have helped me clean it up. What the? And then. Do you want to apologize, Kate?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
And she hasn't let that go all morning. I just thought I'd air out our drama because even in the shower, she was still mad at me because I didn't help her clean up Honey's pee when I wasn't even out there.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Did you feel anger from her? I felt it in the aura, for sure.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, we just said we're not singing. No, no, no, no. We're not singing. It's a fun game. It's a fun game.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, that's short hair. That's crazy. Yeah. He like, I saved it. I'm going to relax. Hey, calm down, buddy. Relax. Calm down. Look at it.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
You know, I can do sign language to the national anthem. Wait, what's that other song? I don't know. You stand up and you're like...
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I Bought My Dream Car!
What's that other song? There's two of them. I always forget that.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That's not a poem. That's a song. It's a pledge, actually. I pledge allegiance to the flag. Actually, it might not be a song. That isn't really a vibe.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That's pretty culty of us. Just, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That is much more boring. That sounds like a hymn in like an old, old 100 year ago church.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
That is not a... That sounded nothing like it. No, we're not loving.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, no, no. Crush your skulls. We hold our L's up and we say, school we love!
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I Bought My Dream Car!
He's hyper-focused on one thing and he can't know anything else around him. Just like today. I love my mullet. Look, I will start the timer. Boom. But maybe you should put it up. Since I have to do Maverick's job for him.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
You don't know? You don't know your school song? Instead of being the Henrietta Knight, we were the Henrietta Hintz.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
We had to change it because everywhere we went, we just got egged.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
They changed it to the Henrietta Knight because they kept getting egged. Ours were Marcus Marauders.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
The other type of kidnapper. Marauders are on the ocean, aren't they? No. Mine is so deep down. You're like, that person, they think they're a... Why is mine so long?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
A martyr. A martyr. No, I didn't say that. What's a martyr? A martyr is someone that dies for their faith.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Everybody just relax, please. No, this is just going to be one of those days that we all get mad at each other. I can just feel it in my toes.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Please let the audio be in the background. I don't really know the melody, so I don't really know how to sing it. But he goes, oh, when those fighting nights all fall in line, we're going to win this game another time. We're going to cheer our team and yell and yell.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
For the dear of HHS. We'll yell and yell and yell. And then we fight, we fight, we fight, we fight for every score. The black and gold on high forevermore. And then those nights we'll win. This game for sure.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Wait, I remember that. That's like the fight song for every school. Why do I remember that song? Wait, is that every school? Wait, why does that sound like, oh, when the saints come marching?
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Yeah, I said, I literally said, oh, there's a fight in 19. He goes...
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Hey, guess what? Guess what Stella ate last night? Wait, we still got to hear Kate sing.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
No, stop singing. I always tell you guys this. No one's singing. I think people enjoy listening back to the episodes.
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I Bought My Dream Car!
Oh, she ate Kimmy's underwear again, didn't she? Listen, so we're laying in bed. That's what my dog does. We're laying in bed and I'll... Kinsey's got some secret talent. She doesn't wake up to anything. Anything. But Stella just goes like... And Kinsey instantly jumps up out of bed. She's like, I resurrect from the death.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It depends on the light bulbs. In tanning beds where you lay down, some people do go in for like 20 minutes because the light bulbs are not as harsh. Wait, is the tanning bed a hard job standing up?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Wait, did you stand up in the tanning bed or lay down? I don't do the lay down ones. That makes me feel gross because other people's bodies are touching them.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I think the tanning bed might actually be good for Cash. If he goes in like two minutes.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It makes us look desperate. Is that why you were going to go to the casino yesterday? Because of his birthday?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
You're going to go to the casino on Saturday. Yay! Cash's birthday!
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yeah, but why would you... Were you eating your sunglasses?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Harper, do you have any crazy stories from Cheer Trial? What?
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What if there's girls who had never cheered before? Come on. No, I can't. Wait, I have genuine questions. What if you were paired with girls who had never cheered before? I was. And they just were like, oh, yeah, just throw Harper in the air. It'll be fine. Yes. That's insane.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Listen, listen, listen. One, two, down, three. Why would you go down in three? Why would you do that?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Level one? Okay, you already screwed up. You already screwed up.
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places. What did, Kate, did you hear what Harper said earlier? No. Maverick asked, hey Harper, do you ever get on Reddit? And she was like, oh, I only get on Reddit when I want to watch how people wait. Don't say it.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
If you could only pick one person to live on an island with, Matt would be the one you'd probably want to take with you. Really?
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Hey, Alex is a chef and I've never eaten anything you've made? That sounds rude.
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How did I nerf your birthday? Was this in the trash? Wait, Kate, did you get up this morning and go get any donuts? Wait, I saved it for you.
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No. Wait, did Mac Miller write that? I'm going to sound so stupid. The song, I'm going to pop some time.
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Actually, every morning for the last two weeks, he'll be like, hey, it's 8 a.m. And I'll be like, yeah, he said you wanted to go to the gym. And I'll be like, yeah, I did say that. Do you mean it, though? We don't have to go. And I'll be like, okay, I guess we don't have to go.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Wait, with them? We have to be in the box with them? Dude. Yeah.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It was literally 11 o'clock in the morning when I said happy birthday.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Use that chicken and use Gerald. Yeah. I don't think you should use the water bottle either, yeah.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
You're arguing with her for no reason. It's just like, it looks like bullying.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Okay. I think he peed his pants. No shot. He's about to make you go wipe him. It happens sometimes. That's disgusting. Guys, are we actually going to have a summer a little bit?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
It's highly concerning that you do. You don't know? Butters? You don't know who Butters is? Butters?
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Don't worry. Oh, please. I got it all under control. What?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
The audacity. And during Women's Month, too. You are an abomination.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I've actually never seen a tampon up close like that. What?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Oh. Whoa! I don't think Gerald appreciated you smacking his head in the ground. No, he had a birthday hat for you.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yes, I did. I looked really hard through that snack box.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
I got a snack box in there, and I looked through it, and I said, I think Cash will like this one.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Are we invited to your sweet 16? What? Yes. Yeah. No, no. Of course. Please. Are you having a birthday party?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
What the? Yeah, last year on your birthday, Mav and I started dating.
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I remembered your birthday two weeks ago when we were planning the schedule.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
You went two times. He's gone three times in the last week.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yes, he has. I've gone twice, so he's gone one more time than I have. That's three.
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Okay, to be fair, he started off that way, but he did end up sprinting. Both of us started at the same time. He did, like, a seven-minute mile or something.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Did you see me running today? No, you weren't running? That's exactly my point. You walked up to me on the trail and worked out. Oh, I did. Okay, when Kate runs, actually, she looks like she's out of a movie.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Like her ponytail is swaying back and forth, and she just has this, like... A little bounce to her.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Come on. Kate, how does it feel to be dating or married to a 22-year-old man? And you're 16? Yeah.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I don't do that. That's crazy. They literally just stick it in the air fryer when they're hungry. McDonald's? Straight to the air fryer. McDonald's just needs to be banned, actually.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Nope. Nope. But it just wasn't. And there was multiple comments. It's like what you said was so close to accurate, but it just wasn't.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
It could be, but I don't think it really determined who had what parts. It was just like... We just kind of went, and it's just like, you're obviously going to get kidnapped.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
It was just one of those things. It's like, if someone's getting kidnapped, it's Cash.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Kidnapper on the podcast. Ask her why she did it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
And he's like... He's like, Mav, Mav. Just go watch the video, honestly, please. We don't need a play-by-play. And then Mav's ignoring him. He's like, yeah, yeah, Bugs, he's talking to this girl.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You should pay to get that fixed because that's your parents' house. Well, I don't know what. First off, they chose to raise us. Okay.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Well, you don't want to shorten it that way. Can I get some poo?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, I think it's going to be You Know Me Better by Cash and Maverick.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You don't need cheese. Hold on. Hold on. I'm a man.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
And I need four soft shell tacos. And also give me four soft shell tacos. See, that's the part where y'all try to get me soft nacho fries.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. I'm like just watching an episode before we go to bed. And I'm like, oh, I just have my root. Where'd my root beer go?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
The other night, Kinsey got a root beer, okay? And she put it into a silver cup.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I'm not kidding. That is crazy because you can be as intentional as you want sometimes, man. I have a big question. There is ladies that will still, no matter how many times you told them, hey, I just want to be clear. We're just friends. I'm not looking for anything more. No matter how many times you talk, they're still going to hit you with that.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Basically, Harper, like, kind of likes you, dude.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I was thinking about... Can we tell... No, Kate.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I said, don't step on my blue side shoes. That was way better. No, no, I got it. What did she even say?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
She burned the picture frames. It's the Chris Stapleton song. Okay, no one knows it. I just said it. No, no, no.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yes It's just have a song like that too. Well, she about to level up This is all highly fascinating
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It was because you guys were yelling at me. I was trying to answer you and then I stepped on the freaking ceiling. Well, did you get the present?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He didn't mean to do that. Yeah. And it's like a perfect square just like Cassius' square body. Yeah, apparently I'm built like a Minecraft character.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, no. I'm going to fall. I'm losing grip. The average human can only hang for 60 seconds. Just stand up. Oh, you're actually kind of sturdy. I can't get through the hole.
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Just don't let it get out. He's playing you. He's playing you.
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This is a funny episode. This is a funny episode. Please stop kicking my name. All right.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Where are you going? You want me to look in it? Where are you going? There's nothing bad in there. Okay, you're okay. You have to open it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hey, Kinsey, you take up more room in the bridge. No, she doesn't.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh my goodness, she's so excited. I got her a gift. Look at her.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yeah, there's no way we're cutting. Oh yeah, we have to cut that. I think we should live stream this. Oh my gosh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Kate, you'll be fine. How are we five minutes in and she's crying? All right, Kate. All right, Kenzie, you open it. I'm not opening it. Are you crazy? It's like... Guys.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
A jumping spider? I was like, what an idiot. It's okay. What?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't know what you want me to do. What are you going to do?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? Your hair looked like. I mean.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this? It always looks like that. No, I don't. I'm going to get a hat. I'm very insecure right now.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I met her on the playground. She's really small and pretty.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No, no. So, yeah, we went to the same elementary school. Can you not eat? Bro, can everyone just give me a break? So we went to the same elementary school middle school and high school. Oh, is that rare in a big town? Yeah. No.
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Oh Yeah, it's pretty rare honestly, but I mean low-key but um, yeah you you just lead it off with that and then we Class and we just became friends Really because like the first time I saw you you were like trying to get a video at Harper Wait, that wasn't the first time y'all met.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
It's at kindergarten, not pre-K. And remember, he was his age and he met me on the playground.
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So, yeah, and did you know I'm actually older than him?
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Well, apparently, Harper lived really close. Yeah, we can take you back.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
What do you mean by that? Her mom will be in the car.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always asking like I have a problem because I don't. TPH? I literally use you for clout.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Here's Mike All right, so the very next day like can you hear moving it?
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Yeah, what's the whole story? Are you kidding?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I know where we are dating Talk about yourself I'm not self-centered the way I
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No, I was nervous the first time I came on. Really?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I was nervous, too, but... Oh, my gosh, there's five cameras. He's supposed to, like, man up, because he's, like, my... Your boyfriend.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I think I took my thing off. So it's yours. Sorry my bad.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You don't have to be scared around your girlfriend. I'm not scary. She's just a little scary. I'm not scary. Yeah, no, don't. That's crazy.
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Oh, that would be my bedroom. Another wall. But, yeah, guys. We built a wall in front of the wall. Do y'all not have, like, questions? Like, this is y'all's first time meeting him. Uh, yeah.
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Stop fiddling with your hands and tell the definition simple word are we too much happening at once I would be stressed Hey Siri No, no, what's your stop it a little tea?
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Yeah, you already failed. The definition of loyalty is not to, like, hurt me.
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And then, like, what's the definition of not cheating? Like, my last guy. wait i have the next question uh me so what what well can you please tell us how you guys started dating uh over you know like the span of a couple of uh seconds we decided that it was
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It was the best thing to do. We've known each other for a while, so it was honestly perfect. Y'all have known each other longer than me and Matt have known each other. Yeah, and we're not even married. Yeah, that's crazy.
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That's good. And people call him like 30, so I don't want like, oh. Dude, I'm 15.
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How does the hate comments feel for you? There's hate comments?
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No, there's no hate comments. Don't worry. There is no hate comments. But, yeah, what are y'all's questions? Wait, I have a question.
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In track. Skip track practice just for this. Oh, wow.
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Are you shorter than my ex? No, you're taller than him.
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What does it matter? I think you're just trying to pick a fight.
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I'm not picking a fight. I'm so sorry about the fight. Sorry, did you just say that I have a problem with things?
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I'm sorry, I do not have a problem with things. Can you stop stress drinking your water? Would you like a Sprite? No, I don't want a Sprite. I don't know why you're... Your hair is turning red. Calm down.
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I get it. Okay, yes. Like, over the past, like, few years of us dating. Years? A couple days? We've just announced it on, like, social media.
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No, I'm not acting nervous. I'm not nervous.
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What's loyalty? It's... I already said my definition. Why are you always, like, questioning me? Like, I don't understand. He's always questioning me. I don't know.
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He's, like, actually not loyal to me because he's always questioning me on things. Like, what are... Like, do you not trust me?
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Why are you guys fighting like an elderly married couple?
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No, I don't understand. Why are you, like... Do you just want to be like a part of the podcast, like switch roles with me?
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Why are you being so annoying right now? It's honestly like PMOing me. Well, sometimes it's hard to work with your spouse.
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You know, I'll get your phone, but I'll see who just texted you because I'm... No, you don't know.
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Can you please tell me what skivvity means? Who the heck is Ashley? Who the heck is Ashley? I'm so done with you, like, messing around with our relationship.
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Let's get started They're not doing that me yeah, okay, so
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Well, like, would you like to smash it? Like, I don't know if you're so angry at me.
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You're new here, but nobody sits here. Why are you trying to get away from me?
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I literally put on my special perfume just for you. Which one? I didn't put on my... The one that stinks? Yeah, but what do you mean I smell bad when you're the one who's always doing track and all these fun little things with other girls and hanging out with other boys? Should we look through Harper's makeup bag? Oh, no, no. That's... What?
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That's what I did. It might look like that. My eyeliner was dried out.
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so i poked a pencil into it and i poked a pencil into the eyeliner and then it got all um watery i guess and then so i could put it under my waterline so i used the lead okay um how do you explain the teeth marks in this brush oh uh i like to chew on things like is there a problem no no problem she got any gatorade in there eyeliner
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There's nothing in that bag. Yeah, of course. I just don't smell bad. I just don't understand. Man, that thing has gone through. What do you mean? Got it from Sheen about five years ago.
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Okay, we're not a new couple. We've been dating longer than you can say.
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I don't care what they're passionate about. Have we gone on an actual date?
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Be so honest. Should I check? No, no, no, don't check, please. But, like, do you actually think I smell bad? No, because people at school are going to clip that. Do you actually think I smell bad?
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She keeps saying people are going to clip this from her school. His football team, like, is obsessed with the whole thing.
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I don't understand the intro. This is going to be my original YouTube channel voice.
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I still never had one. Were you popular in school? Yeah. We're pretty popular.
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We're the power couple. Are you really? Really? Does nobody know who you guys are?
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Yeah, whatever. Baby Gronk over me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
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I don't know if we'll make it that far at this point.
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I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always acting like I have a problem because I don't.
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Harper, why are you rage baiting? Okay, to be honest, TBH, I literally use you for clout.
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Well, anyways, no, I'm going to do my YouTube channel intro that I used to use in fourth grade. In fourth grade? What's up, baguette lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. Welcome to another banger episode. If you haven't already, make sure to like this video and smash that big red subscribe button.
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Did he just say, is that time of the month?
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I asked. You don't want to touch his hands.
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I didn't know, okay? Oh, it's okay. Sorry, I just wanted to break up with him so bad that I had to say that. Like, I don't know.
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And, like, they're back together now already.
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I need to be nice. My mom's telling me to be nice, and I'm literally... She literally likes Jason more than me. I'm so confused.
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And while you're there, click on the post notification bell so you can be notified every time I post a new video. Let's get started.
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Okay. That's what firefighters do. I like... Like don't know camera stuff like off the podcast like seriously like I don't
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No, I know, but I don't have anything nice to say. Yes, you do.
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i don't know i mean like there's there's a lot of different things is he funny sure yeah he's funny sure she says she said sure i know i mean sure like off camera right now like i don't like i'm sorry i don't want to date you anymore no yeah i'm up to date with that i'm up to date okay you guys come here live literally why aren't you you guys need to give her another like 20 minutes on the podcast and then you can break up and we don't care what happens but stay together for the sake of the podcast no because honestly that was a good idea okay can y'all stay together for 20 more minutes i'm
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What's up, baguette lovers? Because I would always have a baguette. Mom, remember that?
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I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be on the podcast with somebody that I don't like, clearly. What is going on?
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Why would you invite him to the podcast? I did not invite him to the podcast. You invited him because I did not know he was coming.
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Who wants candy? Oh, that fixes everything. I got candy. Somebody want candy.
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It's not physical. Oh, my gosh. What do you not get?
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A bread. It would be a bread. And I'd be like, what's up, baguette lovers? And I'd bite it.
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You're supposed to be on a diet, like, recording the mind.
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I like that he, um... He is, like, a little taller than my ex. I don't know. Stop talking about your ex. Oh, right.
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But he's also a little skinnier. What? Like, you're more masculine. Oh, thank you. Oh, that was a compliment.
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What's up, baguette lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back with another banger episode and blah, blah, blah, and all that.
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Yeah, I have I have like, you know have friends at school.
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What I'm saying is people don't really like us at school, right?
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Can you please get that out of my face? I'm mad with the fact that you're always, like, with other girls asking them questions. Like, I'm just, I'm trying to, like, approach this in, like, a calm way, but, like, why are you always asking questions? I'm not trying to pick a fight. It's just, like, I'm approaching it.
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I bet you have one. I don't know if I have them anymore because I deleted all of them. Why would you delete those? Because they were on Clips, this Clips app, and that all deleted.
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All right. Yeah, I have never hung out with a guy for content.
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And you're going to keep walking up and leave us in the dust.
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I know that you're not trying to hurt me in any way, but like... Dude, please, why? Why are you picking a fight? Why are you being a victim? Because I'm...
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I mean, like... Do you? What? Have friends?
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She's like, dang it. Okay, well, I have to take a shower. Apparently I smell bad.
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Yeah, I got work. That's what Maverick tells himself so he doesn't cry at night. Do you do anything other than work?
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That's so sweet. Yeah, it was just like, it was nice. Did she even say you're welcome?
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Is that not okay? Like do you not have fun with robots?
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Hey guys, welcome to the LOL podcast. It is Harper and Maverick. That was way better. That was way better.
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Cash Goose Baker. Goose Cash Baker. Goose Goose.
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Oh, I was just trying to ask a good question.
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Harper, why are you always so quick to leave us? I'm wondering how many minutes we're on in the episode.
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Yeah, I'm done being your sparring partner. Do the move.
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Oh, yeah, you can just... That was insane. Harper, are you surprised? Yes, very. Why did y'all invite Jason on the podcast? Oh, because he's your boyfriend, right?
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It was nothing personal. I didn't mean it. Well, anyways, me and Jason, we met in kindergarten.
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that maybe that i said symmetry pretty awkward now it's clearly bringing that up i wouldn't do that yeah yeah we're waiting till marriage anyways we're on a strict like hey can you guys hold hands seriously come on hold hands no hands hold them hold the hands two seconds hold the hands come on
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Anyways, do you want to tell them our story? What story? How we met.