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The LOL Podcast

We Broke Up!

Thu, 13 Mar 2025

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Harper talks about her break up with Jason Harb! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What led to Harper's breakup?

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So what happened with your most recent boyfriend?

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2.33 - 2.711 Harper

Jason?

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2.851 - 3.631 Cash

We gonna talk about that?

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Chapter 2: Why is Harper's relationship status complicated?

3.831 - 10.756 Harper

We're on a break, but I think we're pretty much broken up. I just think it's like stupid that like he thinks it's bad that I'm talking to other boys.

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11.016 - 12.537 Cash

He doesn't deserve you. He doesn't.

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12.697 - 15.919 Harper

I don't know. It just hurts me really bad. This is the pimple before it falls.

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16.039 - 20.561 Cash

Yo, that's not a pimple. That's a- Oh my goodness! Harper, what is on your head?

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21.162 - 22.563 Kenzie

Oh! Oh!

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Do not bite that bottle.

27.746 - 27.786 Kenzie

Ah!

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Here we go.

Chapter 3: What funny incidents occur during the podcast?

32.809 - 34.311 Kate

We're not ready. We're not ready.

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34.411 - 35.232 Cash

We're not ready.

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35.432 - 38.435 Kate

Kenzie's still scrolling. Kenzie's doom scrolling once again.

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And she's got her book. What are we doing?

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39.977 - 42.419 Kenzie

Listen, y'all think I'm doom scrolling. I am not.

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Kenzie, you are the biggest tablet kid and everybody knows it.

44.861 - 47.964 Kenzie

I'm the least tablet kid out of all of you, actually.

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Kenzie walks around with headphones on and a physical tablet just scrolling around the house.

53.55 - 58.759 Kenzie

I walked around today with my headphones on. Read listening to my book.

Chapter 4: How does the group handle disagreements?

906.967 - 924.678 Cash

No, no, no. You know that that's a thing? Yes, there's worms that people pull out of people. Stop, please. Worms literally can grow in your body and they can pull them out and they're alive. They're alive worms. You could have one. We could all have one right now. How in the world? What?

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924.858 - 926.599 Harper

No, that is. Your dog has heartworms.

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Oh, Cash! I mean, think about it.

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928.24 - 930.262 Harper

It's like your tapeworm.

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I don't have a tapeworm.

932.604 - 933.965 Harper

Cash has a tapeworm.

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Wait, you have a tapeworm? No, I don't have a tapeworm.

937.928 - 942.472 Harper

Your dog might have heartworms, but anyways. Is this another pimple? Please warn me. Oh.

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Oh. Can't do it.

Chapter 5: What unexpected topics are discussed?

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Yeah, I feel like you're going to hurt somebody with this.

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1291.937 - 1293.117 Cash

Actually, no, get the katana.

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1293.277 - 1296.058 Unknown

Why would you encourage that, Mav? Somebody's going to get hurt.

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It is a very cool katana. Sometimes you got to strike first when things get boring. Strike first, strike hard, no mercy. Stir the pot, baby. I didn't want the katana until you didn't want the katana, Kate. See, now the pot is stirred.

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1307.942 - 1331.323 Unknown

ah see he's such an instigator you're literally just the drama i'm just creating content that's all i'm doing man you are the drama uh well hey like if the family group chat gets boring we need to start just sending stuff in there everybody not just me i take a lot of heat around here everybody needs to start making it more interesting no because we don't care to get people going for some reason that excites you when people get upset

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Am I supposed to look like when other people are upset?

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What? Can you all solve this riddle?

1336.104 - 1338.405 Harper

My eyebrows look a little too dark. I didn't notice.

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Well, you do now.

Chapter 6: What are the group's thoughts on viral personalities?

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You gotta know when to quit, man.

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1844.532 - 1847.669 Kenzie

Ben! Ben! Your back is like at a 45 degree angle.

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1847.689 - 1860.116 Cash

You were close, Cash. You were just missing the... Other than that, you had it down. Blood rushes through my head. I promise you quicker than anyone, dude. I got thin blood.

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1860.276 - 1864.419 Kate

Why is that thing still on the wall? I know, that's what I was thinking. That's not safe to be eaten.

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I told you, it's going to be there the whole episode.

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That's disgusting. And now I've got thick skin. Okay. Well, yeah, you want to know where I learned that?

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Where?

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Where? Lately, I haven't been able to sleep at night, and I can't just lay in bed and not sleep, so I go out to the living room, and I sit, and I just get bored sitting, so I started doing that.

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