Cash
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
The game is, you call somebody's friend to see if they'll cover for them. So Kate would call, say Alex, and be like, hey, Cash said he was with you last night. Is that true? Implying that I'm hiding something for Kate. I was talking to Kinsey earlier, and was Kinsey with you last night? Hello?
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That's crazy. I could call her right now and she'd say yes. I remember the spot you held her hand. That's crazy. And then I looked over and you two let go and you guys were like... You don't remember that? Cash was traumatized, apparently. Dude, that must have crushed you. Yeah, it did, Mav. Okay? And the fact that you don't even remember it is insane. I don't.
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Yeah, he held her hand, and I liked the girl. I don't remember, but we did meet when we were really young, so.
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we were like at the time they were probably like nine and I was probably younger they were probably like nine ten and I was probably like eight and I looked over and they were holding the hands and then they like when I looked over they like let go really quickly we were all walking in the woods it was our first year being homeschooled so we might have even been like seven or eight no we were not seven and eight we might have been eight it was like ten but yeah how old are you in third grade
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Okay. Well, that was the year I got pulled out, so I'd have been nine then. Well, I wasn't pulled out when you were in the third grade, so you would have been ten. What?
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You know what? I don't care. All you gotta know is there's a love triangle. Maverick did not respect his brother. What? And neither one of us ended up getting the girl. First off, if there ever was a love triangle between us. There was. It was so obvious. Even Alex knew. Alex even just said yes. Oh, my goodness. This is all fake.
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Yes, I did. No, that's actually false. Earlier today he goes, no. That's false. You're definitely making this up. No, that's false. Yeah, because earlier today. I'll call her right now. I'll call her right now.
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we need to we need a love triangle on the podcast that's exactly what he said that's what i did say and that's why i thought of the story i said we need a love triangle on the podcast but we're all married and harper's only one person so earlier today you he was like we really i wish we had a love trial yeah and that's what i thought of that story and i wasn't going to tell you dude if we get too extra i will call her right now well and she's married this is about to be real awkward don't call her i'm calling her hey you know who we do need to call what you're
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Remember that video you did where you called Kate's – or Kate called, like, your friends, and she acted like – Dude, no one knows what you're saying, man. She acted like you cheated on her?
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proud of your box no i was not proud of my box it's called a cajon by the way and there was a drummer in our band to be proud of chloe's older brother was the drummer and since he was older than me he got to be the drummer that played the actual drum set so you and i got stuck on a cajon which is a box that you tap under you which by the way you use you use by a campfire not in an actual band when there's already a drummer so pretty much no one can hear anything i'm doing
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Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. You messed it up bad, but it's okay. Yeah, Kate, you were kind of butchering that one, but it's all right.
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It's like having a microphone that's not plugged in. That's what I had. No, but he was like... And he still had to show up to practice. He hated it. I remember telling our parents one time, I was like, this is pretty useless. I'm not really doing anything. They were like, yeah, you are. Get up there. I was like, okay.
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Pioneer Camp. That was crazy. Hey, I'm going to call her. Is that weird? Do you think her husband will be like, what the frick? Yeah, it's kind of weird. I'd text her. Maybe we call it next podcast.
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I'm calling. I want to call. No, let's call the other people. We're about to call the other people.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
A friend we haven't talked to in like 10 years. Yeah, but we grew apart after childhood. We grew apart. After Cash was crushed. She came to our wedding. She did come to our wedding. She didn't come to my wedding. Did you invite her? Yeah. Oh, well.
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Wait, should I cold call her? I wouldn't cold call her. Wait, why? Why is everybody saying no?
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Oh, man. Everyone always recognizes my voice. Hey, we're on the podcast, so you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, and we can cut it out if you want. But me and Mav are in a big argument right now from when we had our eight-year-old childhood. Do you remember holding Maverick's hands by the woods... See? I told you.
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Oh, my gosh. Did Cash hold your hand? He once said, did I ever try to hold your hand? No. See? Wow. I must have really crushed you. He said, I never held her hand. I was like, yes, you did. I saw it. All right, well, thank you.
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That's crazy work. Our last text was in 2019 when she sent me that picture of us. That's crazy work. Yeah.
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Oh, I didn't text back. I'm going to say, haha, funny picture.
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I'm going to say, haha, funny pic. Haha, funny pic. Y'all look homeless in that pic.
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We look like we are straight out of Christmas. You're a boy and she's a girl.
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You know what's funny? I saw Croods, and I was like, you know, Croods actually seems like a funny movie. I've never seen it. And I was like, Caveman? That sounds great. That thing was kind of lame. I turned it off pretty quick.
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Every night I walk in that room and Kate turns off the lights and gets ready for bed. And I walk in the room and I go, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai.
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Like, we hear it in our bedroom. No way, really? Yes, it's that loud. Have you ever seen Cobra Kai, Harper?
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Do you know how to do that? Okay, no, I didn't say it like that. Yeah. I was like, it's a computer. There is one thing I don't really do, and that's use a computer. I don't use it. I use my phone for everything, and then I need someone to use the computer. I ask, Mav, Alex, or Kate, or Kinsey? He sits there and watches like an old man, like, okay.
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Hopefully tickets will go on sale semi-soon. We are planning a tour, but unfortunately they're not on sale quite yet. But stay tuned.
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It's literally getting booked. I'm so tired of people telling me that.
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The age gap between me and you is way less than the age gap between me and Pape. Yeah.
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You don't text. No, Harper doesn't text. I think out of every time I've ever texted something to Harper, I've waited about two days and then I, and then I text her mom and I'm like, Hey, can you have Harper check her phone? She responds to me instantly every time. Really? Yeah. What's up with that?
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I know you have my contact save because I was on your favorites.
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I gotta show y'all Mav's contact photo. It goes to everyone's phone when you text him, like, oh, I changed mine.
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That actually... Plural. I am going to ask you after this ends if you... Matt, look. Here's my chat with her. Haven't texted since 2019. That's crazy because I cannot... I do not remember that. That's crazy. I never felt... It's burnt in my mind.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
What was the game you guys were talking about? I want to play the game... We did it before. ...where Kate... The TikTok. We were watching it earlier where Kate calls people. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I know what you're talking about. I don't know. Essentially, the game is you call... Somebody's friend to see if they'll cover for them.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
So Kate would call say Alex, but he's right here She would call him and be like hey cash said he was with you last night. Is that true? implying implying that I'm hiding something for Kate or like Sneaking around and like trying to lie to Kate. Yeah, and then you see if the person covers for you doing yeah, what was that? Kate low-key might have her push-up down. Actually.
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She didn't think that was a bug. She's been hitting the gym. Let's see it Wow All the way down. Nose. One more, one more. Nose touch the ground.
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All right, so who wants to call whose friend first? I'll call Kinsey's friend first, but I don't know if she's going to answer, and it might be a little bit weird because I don't know her reaction.
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You just got to lie. It's literally not that hard. You can say anything. I'm good at lying.
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A lot of times, people don't answer when it's a random number. Especially Oklahoma.
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Call me. Also, I'm kind of sad that Chloe picked up my call after not talking to her in years, didn't have my contact saved, and I said, hey. And she goes, oh, I know it's you. Yeah. Just by me saying hey.
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I was like, it's Cass, by the way. She's like, yeah. I noticed your voice.
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I'm going to tell them, yeah, we're in L.A. I feel like Jordy's going to freak out.
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Pause. I hung up. I freaked out. She's calling you back. Okay, good. Here we go. Okay, here we go. hey hey uh what's going on oh nothing just cleaning up from dinner okay um well i was talking to kinsey earlier and i just wanted to know if this was true was kinsey with you last night last night yes she's saying she was with you i feel like this is a prank no i just i just i just want to verify
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All right, well, I just had a question. We're in L.A. right now, and Kate's headed back this way, but last night she turned off her location, and she told me she went to your place, but I didn't know you were in L.A. Was she with you last night?
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Yeah, that's what she said, but she turned off her location.
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Matt, everyone goes through that phase. You turn 16, you got your car. You think you're Taylor Swift.
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Come on, you need it too. I went to the store and bought a guitar and a ukulele. Yep. Never learned it at all.
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Did you see a guitar? Go get it. Did you see a guitar? Maverick is kind of musically enhanced, bro. He does play guitar, piano.
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Hey, even sound like I'm shaky, like a little worried. Yeah, you've got to really get into it, Kenzie. You're scared. Devin, like, Maverick, was Maverick with you last night? He's lying to you. You almost sound like shaky. All right, let's go. These are like my favorite podcast. So intense.
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ASAP. I was like, why is it so quiet? ASAP. All right, well, in the meantime, then, should we do one of your friends, Harper? He's probably going to call back in like two seconds. You think? Then we'll do Harper's Friend.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Bass? I can't really play bass. I played it, like, when I was, like, 12. He played bass literally in a band. Okay, but what I can't do is play drums. Cash, you guys have seen him play drums on here a couple times. Yeah, I try to shred.
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If y'all don't know, Reese is Harper's sister. Come on, Reese. She's working.
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She's either going to lie to her mom or she's going to...
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
No, this is going to be a good one because if Kate called Michael, it'd be like, oh, what is a joke? But Kinsey calling Michael is actually going to be good.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Just say last night. Like, same thing. Last night, Mav, he's telling me he was with you, that he went with you to the casino or golfing or whatever.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Oh, this is going to be good. Will Kate's brother lie?
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I don't know if he's going to answer either. He probably will.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
No, Michael's the type of guy that sees a random number and he's like, not answering that. Oh, my gosh. All right, text him and tell him it's Kenzie. See if he'll respond. I know. Every time somebody calls, I'm like, come on.
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Yeah, I'm imagining a wild profile picture right now.
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All right, then, yeah, maybe hang up that, and we'll call her right back.
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It's fine, whatever happens. I'm going to start saying that one. I don't know what to say. I work.
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I thought Ricky's was good. Michael's is crazy. Uh, I work. Brain stopped working.
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Michael, seriously. What the heck was that? You said, I work.
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Thank you, Michael. Bye. I work. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode. Make sure to subscribe. And also, we might be going on tour, or we are going on tour very soon. So stay tuned, watch the episodes, and see when our tour drops.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Did you see the video we did on the escalator, me and Kenzie?
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All my favorite comments was when Kate slapped Kenzie.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Let me tell you, electric guitar is pretty hard. I'm not going to lie.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Hey, we all, like, fake started a band once. Remember that, guys?
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Yeah, remember? If we were actually in, like, a real-life band, who would do what? Obviously, Harper's singing.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Yeah, you're the singer. Yeah, she does have to be the singer. Yeah, unfortunately, I don't really sing very well. You're the best we got, Harper.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Honestly, Mav, that's the best one. You could sing and play guitar. That's like the ultimate rock star. I'm backup.
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I don't feel like you you have you wear too many nails to play piano Yeah, I feel like Kinsey could maybe learn piano That leaves the other one to play bass and I know I'm I'm gonna learn to play piano.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
It's like the guitar, but it has like four strings and it's like the bass.
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Some people have weird private story names. And we're back! Welcome back to another episode!
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Yeah, no, no, it's okay. It's okay, Harper. Anyways, I think I actually could see Kenzie playing banjo, because the other day we went to a pond, and we walk up to the pond, and there's food fish, or fish food, and I throw the food fish... Is that what fish food is?
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Oh, I threw the dog food that they feed the fish into the pond. And some perch come up. And they start eating it. And Kenzie looks at us.
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Perch. It's like a type of fish. And Kenzie looks at us all dead serious. And she goes, y'all ever been perch jerking? We were like. What? Perch what? And she could have whipped out a banjo right then and there, and none of us would have second thought it. Let me sing you a song about how I win Perch Shark. I win Perch Shark. Wait, that's a good banjo. You do a good banjo. Thanks, thanks.
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Who plays the guitar that you're inspired by or something? I just want to know.
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You tried to learn? Oh, the ukulele. I was still thinking banjo.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I really thought I was going to learn the famous ukulele song one time.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
And then I took one YouTube tutorial lesson and then quit.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
Wait, has everyone here been through a phase where they tried to learn guitar?
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
You didn't play like flute in high school or something?
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
I had music class. And there was one time I was in second grade, had music class. And I don't know why it was called music class. The music teacher never let us touch an instrument. It was so annoying. Like, ever. I was like, can I just touch the drums? No! And then finally one day, she was like, alright, y'all are all gonna get an instrument. And she pulls out like triangles and like the cowbell.
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I remember that day. And like all these things. And I was like, this is my time. They're gonna recognize me for my musical talents. And... Some kid, his name was Jeremiah, he put a tack literally in her chair, like straight out of a movie. He put a tack in her chair and she went up to go get the instruments and she sat on it and then none of us got to get it.
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Yeah. And we were about to play, and then she got mad and took them all away.
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And I don't know why I didn't say anything. I watched him put it there. I was like... Do you remember, like, yesterday? That's you basically putting it there. You lost your own privileges. Whoa, whoa. No, just because you watched someone doesn't make you an accomplice.
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No, but you could move it. You could be like, hey man, we're going to lose our privileges. We're not going to get used to Cabo. I worked hard for these privileges.
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Telling My Friends He Cheated!
First of all, you started that convo. Wait, what? Kate started the convo by saying, No one ever liked me growing up.
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Okay, I was just like, that's crazy. I was trolling you. Ew. He was, but he was right in front of the butt. I know he was. He was about to say butt in the room. No, well, actually, it did one time.
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We did? Yeah, you know who. No, I don't. I think I can just name drop. I'll just name drop. That just messed up. It's not really, nothing bad like ever happened between all of us. We're all still good friends. So, Chloe.
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No, not my cousin, Kinsey. We're not all raised like you, okay?
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Yeah, don't tell our cousin's story. No, I'm kidding. No, Chloe? I remember that. Yes, even Alex remembers. Love triangle? There was a love triangle. No. Yeah, huh? Oh, sure. Yeah. No, me, Mav, and Chloe, we would all go back and forth on who liked each other, and it was, like, always all over the place. You don't remember that? I remember you both liked me. What? What?
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eight nine ten eleven and then we we grew up together for like four years and then i don't think you ever liked her okay did you yeah yeah really you did too didn't you no yes you did no but i don't remember he's lying i don't remember any either of us liking her you liked her what are you talking about no i remember us being like you didn't like her yeah yeah yeah I saw you hold her hand.
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In the woods. By our house. He knows it too. Look at him. No, we were not holding hands. No, we were not. Yes, you did. You held her hand. What are you talking about? Promise. Promise in the microphone right now.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
What is Harry's favorite food? Man, pizza or tacos. That's hard.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Alright, I'm gonna go... 5-9 to 5-11, even though it's not true.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
No, that's good. You didn't want to go to jail forever.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
No, I think we're done with that game. Yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of done with that game.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Really? Almost ever. Who's your favorite? Ariana Grande?
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
Dirty bulking is like you're eating milkshakes.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
The worst part about eating these Nutella packs is when you run out of breadsticks and you gotta just go with your finger.
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We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
I do. One of my weaknesses is I love chocolate.
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No, dandruff is what I have. You don't want any part of that.
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Harper’s Quitting School!
Harper, did you know? Cash loves loving glass. Cash? Are they just going? Yeah. He has his own personal camera. Because he has a low quality face.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
He's sending me hate videos of my own self. You, you literally sent me a girl.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
A girl hating on that. And then I said, I saw that with a period.
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I literally have had those white dots from like hitting my mouth like on a, doing cheer. Yeah. And those white dots when you eat, it hurts so bad.
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And then I said, the last thing I texted him was him petting honey and kissing on her. And then 10 piece nug, I said nuglet, Oreo, McFlurry, large fries and water. Stupid.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That was pretty crazy. I'm trying to think of the craziest thing I've done. I feel like you've had to have done something just diabolical.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I was like, oh, look what Harper did. She thought it was so funny. Thank you. I didn't see the new one. But can we not say that I redid that? Because I was, you know, not. I love the way your brain just comes up with new ideas all the time. Right, yes.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
The LL Podcast has just the amount of followers I have on my YouTube channel, and I don't post anything, but we post twice a week, so I don't want to hear it.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
How much does Maverick have? Like 13 million?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I thought you were at like 1.9. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do me like that. I just now look like a bad person, but no, I seriously thought like we, yeah. Yeah.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
He's like My hand in my poop and make my mom spell it. Oh, yeah, let's not change the subject here.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're saying the words wrong. I was only 13, guys. It's fine. Wait, what was I? A child what? What?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, guys, I didn't actually do that, but I will tell you.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, podcast shoes. I made those myself. From podcast. What's on that one? Hey, hey.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yeah. Could you recite any of your lines right now?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, no, no. I mean, I'll say a word that I said. Okay. Okay.
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It's like, drop the bass. No, it's not all-star cheer. It's high school cheer. So do you want to see? The whole routine is three minutes and 30 seconds. So do I do it? Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll do it. All right.
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Let's go, Marcus. Yeah. And then, come on, Marcus. Come on. All right. And then I'm in a shoulder. Get that ball. Get it, Marcus. Get loud. Get that ball. Yeah, Marcus. Get loud. Come on. Get that ball. Yeah. We love Marcus. I'm going to stop. We love Marcus. Hey, Marcus. That's right.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, for score teams, we just do extensions and reps.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, they're not. Oh my gosh. Face card never declines. It's on bottom. Nobody cares about the deck of cards, Cash.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait. Guys, question. Try to sing as good as you can.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm not singing. I'm not the one singing. But you know who can sing? Ariana Grande. No.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yay! Come on! Come sing! Oh, hi. There we go. Who is this girl?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Listen, you can walk off if you want to. Oh, no, I think I'm okay. I'm just trying to fix this chair here.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, yeah, it's, yeah. Oh, so you want me to sing? So your name.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, well, what singing challenges should we do?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's like different. Yeah, it's different. There's a new Queen beat, there's a new Queen beat. Everyone step aside, there's a new Queen beat. No, sing it. Everyone step aside, there's a new Queen beat.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Yes, I got a 45 on me. Oh, yeah, by Jesse Murph. Okay, no, but let's just hear you sing. What song? Yeah, the one you were singing. No, do the one that's not your new song. The best song you think you're going to sing.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, that was actually, like, the vibrato and everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I like when you do the... I love Jesse Murph.
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That was a good representation, Kate. All right, Harper, your turn.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay. Oh, sorry. Um... I just can't really sing. You can forfeit if you'd like. No, no, no. Cash Baker wins. Okay, yeah, but there has to be two rounds. Yeah.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I know, but isn't it so scary to sing on the spot? Yeah.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You were literally a singer. Yeah, you have queen bee.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Sorry, we're just so bored. Can you just sing already? I'm scared. Oh, how about we have, like, a dance competition?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, there's no quimba, there's no quimba, everyone's the same.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
You're in the top three. You're in the top three. Really? One, two, three, four, five, six. What am I? Six. Wow. What number am I? But on Snapchat, you're number one. What am I on your text messages? Text messages, you're six. I'm not on your text messages.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
okay i mean wow that was actually that was actually good solid second second a tie wow i mean how about we have a competition oh yeah everyone has to raise their yaya yeah no y'all shall be raised okay no you have to go raise your yacht oh oh
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Headshot, ten points. Sorry. All right. Raise your ya-ya.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Snapchat, you're first. Nobody else is pinned because I don't have any other friends, so. Wow.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, why is nobody on my phone? I don't have a phone. Oh, do you want to have mine?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Eat a band-aid for that? Me and Kinsey don't text on Snap. Kay's the only person I text, and I've lost all my close friends.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh my gosh? Cash is only liking TikToks of him making out with Gerald.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
What the heck? Cash is, if you're a man and you're depressed about a breakup.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
No, no, wait, wait, wait. One of my biggest pieces of advice is to download a dating app. What?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Cash. In particular, Tinder. You're staging me. And I want you to upgrade for the gold. Kate. Go for the platinum. Kate, what is going on? You would see how many women are actually out there. Is this your real life?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh my gosh, he's like liking TikTok. Are y'all pranking me right now?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Oh, it's okay, Harper. Thanks. I'm the same way. I got you. Sorry, my hand's a little sweaty. Nervous. Nervous. Weren't we supposed to have a cheer competition or something with Harper? Yeah, about that. I think they moved on.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It doesn't kind of matter that you're screen recording.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wow. Wait, are those your like TikToks? Kenzie's. You liked me?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, I want to see what Mavericks are. What were they?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Whatever you put on my phone. You didn't put anything on your phone. You liked it.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's not a mom. That's somebody. And take back what you just said a while ago, too. That's going to have to get bleeped, honestly.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Okay, yeah, but why would you like her taejongs when you're married? That's just unloyal. Yeah, I can't even look at that.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Like, you're married to Kenzie, not anybody else.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Do you really think that? I saw that. I thought it was a mom. I don't know. I... I sorry.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, I don't understand. See? Me too, Harper. I don't even know what's going on right now. I'm just listening. Me too. I know that. I'm not stupid. So why is it bad? I don't get it. Because Maverick can't be liking all of her TikToks. That's just kind of messed up.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I'm glad that you got married to Kenzie because I was scared that she was going to be mean. So I'm not mean? Thank you.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Wait, I just have to say one thing. What's better, McDonald's or... That episode's over.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I just got to our first DM. Hey, your TikTok's doing so good. Of course.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
That's why mom said that, by the way, not me.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Maverick said working on a song for you. Anything you wanted to be ready and have a couple demons almost ready. Yo, mock me more? Demons? Demons? Demons?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
To be honest with you, when you said post one video a day, I was like, I'm not listening to him. What the? Oh, we know. I was like, I'm not listening to him. I knew that. My videos' views go up if I don't post every day. Wow. That's just not true. Yeah.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Congrats on 1 million, February 27th. He texted me on February 5th. Uh-huh. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Well.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Well, I went live, I think, and he was like, yo, what's up, hubby?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Dude, I literally remember all my friends like cash beggars sliding into your DMs. I didn't even know what that meant I was like, yeah, just trying to slide into my DM.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
I was like, no, no, no And I was like, oh, he's trying to join.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
no and a week before they actually sent me a video before i was ever like even popular on tiktok that's the craziest that's the weirdest thing in the world my sister saw them at chili's and she was like oh my gosh these are like these viral tiktokers like i want to go and um like send a video and i was like oh my gosh reese like take a video of them saying hi harper so she was like okay so they did and i still for some reason remember that exactly and then
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
And they're like, yo, what's up, Harper? And then a week later, I started becoming viral on TikTok. And they DM'd me. Yeah. Like, what the heck?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
This is my time to shine. What was y'all's inspiration to start TikTok?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
yeah this is true mine's probably salish yeah or salish didn't inspire you to start tiktok though did my inspiration to start tiktok was somebody doing get ready with me as i'm trying to think who was it but like i was kind of the first person to start doing like weird get ready with me it's like those yeah you i will say i'd never seen anybody do get ready with me the way you did
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
The last thing I texted Cash was 10-piece nugget Oreo McFlurry.
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
Girl, giving me fun made you who you are today.
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I was like I watched that back and I was like I about it but that's crazy but he's like dude stop cutting holes in my socks and then he and then he walks away and there's a big hole in his butt cheeks are just there like it's not like all of it but like it's like a little sliver it's definitely a bigger hole than it should have been man
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
All right. The last thing I texted Cash is, you know, I'm just not going to. No, say it. What were you texting Cash?
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Reacting To Each Others Liked TikTok’s
It was like this big. It was like this big. I could see just like the crack. Imagine you had like poop coming through. I should refilm it and do that.
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The Final Episode.
She's not coming on the show. Diana. Diana. Also, if you guys are wondering. I'm bringing my Panda Express. What does Diana look like? Is she like?
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The Final Episode.
Wait, y'all haven't seen how many people put helmets on during tornado watches?
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The Final Episode.
Oh, I'm already saving cardboard for when the hail storms hit. To put on our cars. Oh. Because our car took some hail damage last year because of a freaking Jeep. And if I find you, count your tires days when I'm slashing them. What happened?
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The Final Episode.
I got literally, if I were ever going to hit somebody in the face, it would have been this person. All three? I would have slapped. I was literally going to knock their teeth out.
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The Final Episode.
All three tires. You can't do four or else insurance covers it. You got to slash three. Wait, what?
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The Final Episode.
I'm trying to find the photos, so that's why I'm on my phone. Last year, it was a hail storm. My sister and I were out shopping, even though Mom said, don't be out shopping. I said, Mom, it's fine. So we were out shopping, and little chunks of ice start falling, and I was like, oh, shoot, I need to find somewhere to put our car. And so...
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The Final Episode.
i am looking around and all of like the stalls at sonic are taken and i was trying to find somewhere to like hide and there's a shut down like hospital where the ambulance used to pull up and the awning like no one was under there except for this one guy so i pull up and i try to get in and this guy's taken up it's not the jeep yet this is just a random guy
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The Final Episode.
He's taking up the entire thing when you could fit four cars in there, but he parked right in the middle. So no one else could pull in. So I'm like trying to pop the curb and get on there and I just can't fit. And he's just watching me. And like, I struggled for like two or three minutes. And finally he rolls his eyes. First of all, I got, I got hugged by two people. Wait, what does hug mean?
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The Final Episode.
he just did did wrong dirty they did me so wrong and so he moves his car and right when i'm about to pull in a jeep literally whips around so quick and takes my spot and i had been there for like a like i was there for a couple minutes trying to get in the spot and he just took it from me and it was like some nice like 2024 big ugly blue jeep oh and your jeep just so you know your jeep is made to withstand stuff like that dummy
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The Final Episode.
And I hope you get lots of hail damage this year. I hope you can't find protection.
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The Final Episode.
Yeah, that's just messed up. Guys. I don't hope that. She laughs like. I don't hope you get hail damage, but you're mean and you're selfish and I was there first. And then I had to hide under a tree. And guess what? I got hail damage. And it's all the Jeep's fault. You owe me a check. If I find you.
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The Final Episode.
No, I tried actually to get it fixed. Here it is. I just wanted to pocket the money from Instagram. Found it.
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The Final Episode.
Surprise! It's a treat. Harper, when you order food, do you use DoorDash? Yeah. Do you? Harper. Harper, that's you. Oh, my gosh. It's not as weird because you're, like, young. You could just be, like, his little sister or something.
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The Final Episode.
Oh, my. Imagine being on the ground, too, and all that water just falling off.
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The Final Episode.
It's terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. Well, there's people that live in them. They'll be like, yeah, I can feel it swaying. What do you... Move. Find a new one. Like, you don't have to be living there. Like, what the heck? Like, if your building is so high in the sky that you can feel yourself moving when it's windy, find a new house. Wait, is that actually a thing? Yeah.
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why would there be a bridge in the middle of two buildings to connect them okay that's crazy wait when was the when was the earthquake like a week or two ago i have not wow i've seen a bunch of plane crashes other than that it was really like one of the biggest earthquakes i think like ever that's crazy my tiktok does not feed me that
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The Final Episode.
Some of the teachers wouldn't like call your name. They just look around. Look around.
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The Final Episode.
Say, will you be? Dream guest on my podcast? Diana. Anyways, I use DoorDash. Do you use? I use Uber Eats. Uber Eats? Cash uses Postmates. I hate Postmates.
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The Final Episode.
No, but there were some teachers that just, like, didn't care enough at all. They were like, I don't care if you're here or not.
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The Final Episode.
They were like, I'm going to mark you here for the sake of me not having to go fill out an absentee. Yeah.
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The Final Episode.
It's always the coaches. Always the history coaches. The history teacher coaches.
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The Final Episode.
Because they do mark you absent. If someone says not here, the teacher's like, all right, and they're not here. What the? Their classmates say they're not there.
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The Final Episode.
oh yeah i mean i got lunch whatever that is we said i said maverick is definitely like at cross-country practice yes yeah he's definitely like doing that but he's doing the high jump like he's doing yeah he's doing like pole vaulting yeah he's doing like a random pick at freaking track javelin yeah or like or the the what's it called the disc yeah did yeah
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The Final Episode.
But they throw, I don't under, maybe, okay, if you guys do the shot put, please explain, but why do you twist so many times? I know.
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The Final Episode.
No, I remember. Okay, you saying throw the ball makes me remember this. But in elementary school, we had like a field day.
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The Final Episode.
and before field day you could pick which like competitions you wanted to sign up for and so i always signed up for the softball throw and i thought i was gonna eat because i was a softball player i was like none of these chumps play softball i didn't even place in the top five i was like humbled well that's probably because all the other softball girls signed up for that
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The Final Episode.
No, but I got beat by girls that weren't in softball. Oh, man. That's down bad.
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The Final Episode.
Y'all had a field day? A homeschool. Yep. A homeschool field day?
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The Final Episode.
Wow, I would have done good there, but I had some serious competition here in Dallas.
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The Final Episode.
My only issue is that, yeah, sometimes I think they do stack up orders low-key. Oh, well, they're not supposed to. They're not supposed to, but I think they will. But my issue is that every time I order Chipotle, they jit me. I'm like, give me double protein.
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The Final Episode.
Well, then Maverick gets fifth place in his race out of five people.
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The Final Episode.
Wait, that's so sad, though. Imagine if there were six kids and there's only one kid.
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The Final Episode.
I want double protein. Trying to get engaged. Not a door dash issue. But when I go in, like when I order it in the store, it's always there.
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The Final Episode.
i went from nothing to this you're shaking you're like twitching oh my god yeah um i've been i've been hitting the gym i i follow this girl on social media she inspires me and every day i'm like oh i don't want to go to the gym cash is like what would she do what would she do here's the thing i don't ever diana diana come here
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The Final Episode.
That's so weird. No, it's going to be turned into a normal upstairs again. No, we can't leave this set.
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The Final Episode.
well it is sad but we're all kind of like we're getting old well we also have like a good a couple of months left throughout four and we're filming a few more episodes like it's not over yet freak i just like i feel like it's just to me it's like oh it will end eventually but it still is just like since we're going through tour and stuff it's not ending right this second you know
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The Final Episode.
Well, we're gonna... I thought we were filming more, but are we not?
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The Final Episode.
well we're on our last stop on tour that's when we should do like the podcast death i'll get new hosts y'all think i'm trolling we should we should have a burial with all the fans yeah you guys will want tickets i just think it's crazy because that'll be that'll be the podcast we can bury gerald yeah maybe gerald will have a seat okay gerald already has a lot to say doesn't he
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The Final Episode.
Hey, what about Kate and Kenzie? We're like huge contributors. No, me.
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The Final Episode.
it just starts playing highlights with cash with chocolate coming out of his mouth throwing up into a bag harper slamming her body onto the floor kate peeing her pants well it's actually kind of crazy how many moments you can have in a corner kinsey joining the podcast all right my favorite episode of me was um shooting cash the water gun my favorite episode of me the live shows were fun too and tours are gonna be a lot of fun
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The Final Episode.
Did you drink caffeine before this? No. It's not my day with caffeine.
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The Final Episode.
Wow, what a fun lady. I'm glad Diana came to be on our podcast. Dude, what do you mean?
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The Final Episode.
These are different pants. No, I just pulled those out of the dryer. Different pants. Yesterday, Maps said his outfit was inspired by Kim Possible.
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The Final Episode.
Yes, I did. Okay. Cash, I can't even lie. Their chow mein from Panda Express is so, like... I had to chase her downstairs.
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The Final Episode.
She's like, okay. I was like, wait, I'm Harper. Did she know what our... Did you tell her our podcast? Yeah, she screenshotted it.
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The Final Episode.
Wait, so when she came up here, was that the friend she was on FaceTime with downstairs? Yeah.
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The Final Episode.
That's why, well, the reaction she had, I was like, oh, did she... Like, does her daughter watch or something? I don't know. She was like...
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The Final Episode.
No. Yeah. Okay. If you guys had to land in a tree or water, which would you want to land on? Tree.
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The Final Episode.
Water turns to concrete when you're that high up. It's as hard as concrete. What?
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The Final Episode.
And you can pick the trees or the water. You go for the trees. Wait, actually... Yeah, because the water literally, when you're that high up.
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The Final Episode.
her feet are coming off the ground she's like i wouldn't do that i would hold my breath it's like a drunk driver we're like kenzie was just wind she's like it's like how drunk drivers sometimes won't get very bad injuries because they're so relaxed yeah yeah that's crazy really you think tensing up does that much
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The Final Episode.
Don't you think the tornado would knock you out itself? I don't know. After watching, what was that movie that came out? Twisters? Yeah. After watching that, I got kind of nervous about that.
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The Final Episode.
Last year, 30 minutes away from us, a tornado took out that entire gas station.
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The Final Episode.
Well, thank you. If a tornado's coming in our house, I'm laying in your bathtub.
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Harper Made Kate Cry!
You can't tell. I tried. Will you text that to me so I can try to be a stranger? Wait, we play it back. I'm like, LOL podcast. We're like, what the?
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We Broke Up!
Asian products are normally marked with product dates instead of expiration dates. If you want to... Okay, I don't really care about that, but thank you. I can't believe this is actually food. I got so lucky.
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We Broke Up!
Yeah, you don't want to. This is like the pimple on her head. You don't want to touch this.
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We Broke Up!
It's from Asia somewhere. Mango flavored fudge. Have fun. That feels disgusting. Where did this come from? I just found it in our props.
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We Broke Up!
In our props, then we should probably see if this is outdated. And it's all in Chinese. We just read about the date. The date's fine.
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We Broke Up!
Open up the mango-flavored fudge. I don't know how to check the expiration date.
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We Broke Up!
Hey, you gotta eat it. It smells great. It could be a candle. Wait, eat it.
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We Broke Up!
Cash, okay, you've thrown it multiple times. We're good now. All right, nobody touch it. Okay.
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We Broke Up!
I'm not eating it after it just got passed around like that, bro. Cash, come on, man.
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We Broke Up!
That thing literally looks like a freaking baby when it's like two weeks old in the womb. Okay, it's going to fall in a second, so just go ahead and grab it. I don't think it's going to fall this whole episode. I can see it falling.
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We Broke Up!
It's literally not moving whatsoever. It's literally coming off the wall. Not moving at all. Y'all want to see my katana? Your katana.
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We Broke Up!
It is a very cool katana. Sometimes you got to strike first when things get boring. Strike first, strike hard, no mercy. Stir the pot, baby. I didn't want the katana until you didn't want the katana, Kate. See, now the pot is stirred.
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We Broke Up!
To the place where I belong. I don't think that's a riddle. Where's home?
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We Broke Up!
Okay, solve this riddle. Country roads, take me home to the place where I belong.
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We Broke Up!
Hey, speaking of females, did you see that a plane went down the other day?
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We Broke Up!
What? Penguin. Black and white. Is always hungry. Wait, what needs fed? He's always hungry.
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We Broke Up!
And... Do you know your riddle? When the finger... Wait, what? When I touch a finger... When I touch a finger... When I touch a finger... Don't touch my finger. I turn it red. What am I? Wait, what? I'm always hungry. I like to be fed. When I touch a finger, I turn it red. What am I?
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We Broke Up!
Cash. First of all, how did that even remotely have to do with me? Why would I turn anything red?
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We Broke Up!
It's a fire. It always needs fed. It's always hungry. That was a good one. He touched a finger and he turns it red. You said it was good earlier. You told me to say it on here. No. Why are you acting like it's not funny now? Because it wasn't funny in the first place and I thought it would be funny if you said an unfunny riddle. Well, that's not funny. I've been...
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We Broke Up!
Okay, I got one. Matt, I actually got one. Sit down. Matt, we don't need your phone to look up riddles. We don't need you to look up Google riddles.
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We Broke Up!
I said, what is always hungry, likes to be fed, the finger, though, may be brown.
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We Broke Up!
I do have a really good riddle if everyone would like to hear it about cash. I don't know if we should keep doing riddles.
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We Broke Up!
Yo, that's not a pimple. That's a- Oh my goodness! Harper, what is on your head?
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We Broke Up!
With a brother in tune, they strum and they sing. Hits that take flight on a digital wing. On wheels, he's a daredevil. Stunts in the air, a social media king with content flair. Some say he likes guys, though his heart's a mystery. His charm crosses the line, making fan history. Who am I? Who do y'all think it is?
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We Broke Up!
That was ChatJPT's riddle about Cash Baker. I did one about you, too. Yours was super easy. Yours was too obvious.
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We Broke Up!
In December 23, I dropped Queen B, a song that showcased my musical spree.
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We Broke Up!
Yeah. Gronk3? Gronk3. That's Elon Musk. He named it Gronk. And it actually gives you up-to-date information. Like baby Gronk? Naming ChatGPT Gronk is crazy. Kate, can you show us your new moves or whatever it is?
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We Broke Up!
Wow, no one can do that trick as cool as me. Hey, the important thing is to know when to quit.
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We Broke Up!
You were close, Cash. You were just missing the... Other than that, you had it down. Blood rushes through my head. I promise you quicker than anyone, dude. I got thin blood.
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We Broke Up!
So if I walk out in the middle of the night, I'll find you doing handstands in the living room.
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We Broke Up!
That's pretty good. And you know I can't do that because of my back. And you're telling me the blood don't flow to your head.
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We Broke Up!
The blood is just going through my head. Oh, no. It's down. You should really feel that.
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We Broke Up!
You can share with me, yeah? Can you share with me? Can I? Can you share with me?
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We Broke Up!
If you act emotional... One time. One time. If you do it more than once, they don't like you anymore. If, like, you act emotional, you can do whatever you want.
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We Broke Up!
yes i know now you couldn't hold a boyfriend for more than a week that's sad i held a boyfriend for more than two years i was on a break once you've never had a boyfriend for two years yes i did wait why are you guys on a break i don't understand you just started dating because of the podcast y'all made things toxic what oh flipping the script what flipping the script i see yeah how do we make things toxic please enlighten me
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We Broke Up!
Wait, no, seriously. Can you just... Hey, we're back because someone said something inappropriate.
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We Broke Up!
No, it was Maverick once again. I didn't say anything inappropriate. But anyways, Harper, please tell me more about this drama because... It's something confidential. I am drama deprived. So please tell me about this breakup.
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We Broke Up!
I watched Cobra Kai because I need more drama in my life. I mean, the man's got a bow in his hair, for goodness sakes. Yes, give me the drama.
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We Broke Up!
Um, and then let me guess after you said that like a hundred times, you said, I think we're done here.
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We Broke Up!
Alright, I'm still like, beyond confused. No, no more questions. Keep up! No.
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We Broke Up!
But it's not going well. But not now. Or it is going well. So you were dating Jason, but now you're on a break. Hey, just cut it all. Just be honest with us. Yeah, okay. This whole conversation, pretend like none of this happened. She's going around in circles. Yeah, and I've been looking around in circles confused. So please, tell me.
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We Broke Up!
You guys are broken up? While you guys talking to other people? type of broken up or i mean i don't know i i'm not really comfortable sharing that information okay well if by the time how about now are you comfortable now with sharing it uh no oh are you like really sad about it it's giving insecure I'm sorry, isn't that what girls do?
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It's giving insecure. You're the one that told me girls bully each other right in front of each other.
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Because listen, if you are on a break, Therefore, you are free to go talk to other people.
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If you're at work and you're on a break, that means you're free to go do whatever you want on your break. Wait, you think if you're on a break you can't talk to other people? No, but being humble... There's nothing to do with this.
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Or to potentially talk to other people to decide if you want to continue the break. Mm.
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Whoa, whoa. Yeah, have you ever seen Friends? You ever seen it? Friends, the TV show. Let me give you a new thing. Okay, if you are on a break.
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no listen yeah you just i just said men are the problem and you said have you ever seen friends i have and that's what proves that men yeah rachel was being an hoe because listen to me she was hanging out with some other guy and ross got mad and then you know what happened rachel was like how dare you get mad for me hanging out with another guy and then guess what She got mad at him.
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She dated that guy. Okay. So bottom line. Always just a friend. Take his bow off. I'm sick of this. I'm watching Cobra Kai and guess what happens? This couple starts dating. Sam and what's his name? Colby. Miguel. Sam and Miguel start dating. And then Sam starts hanging out with Johnny. No way. No, wait. What's his name?
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Robby? And Sam and Robby are hanging out? Yeah. And then Miguel sees Sam hanging out with Robby, and he's like, why the heck are you hanging out with Robby? And she's like, we're just friends! And then like two episodes later, she's dating Robby. Here's the thing. Men are never friends with women just to be friends, okay? Never!
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They're using you to get to another girl or they like you. That's the only two things. Is that true? So now that we've kind of clarified more things.
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You think dudes are friends with girls outside of that? No, no, they can be like friends, like acquaintances, like, oh, yeah, like, but they're not like close friends.
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Yeah, I was friends with girls that I danced with, but I wasn't like friends. I wasn't like friends, like, hey, you want to go get ice cream together just as friends? No. Yeah, I didn't do that. That'd be weird. Long story short, I guess, with Harper's situation we have going on here, are you or are you not talking to other people?
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There you go. If you were going to date another guy, would you have to talk to Jason first?
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Wow. That's it then. That's kind of like single as a Pringle type beat.
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Oh, no. I don't really care what she does. I was just wondering. Because we really like Jason. Jason was pretty cool. Jason type beat, you know?
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I think I'd be a pretty good girl. Well, not like that. I didn't mean to say that in the same sense. Well, you know, my only flex in life is I never went through a breakup. Okay.
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Nobody cares that you argue, Mav. No, we're not. Seriously. Okay, I'm sorry. I put a bow on my hair, and I'm getting more and more agitated as time goes on. Okay, so you're starting to agitate. My hands are getting the best of me. Hey, we're about to be fed up with them. I mean, hey. Women are, they think more emotionally. What do they call that? More emotionally intelligent?
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See, that's what it is. In their alone time. Okay, fine. This is what y'all would be like. If, say... What? Say Kenzie wasn't here, or say neither one of you two were here. Yeah, if y'all weren't here, you'd be like, did you see Kate's makeup? Yeah. Did you see Kenzie's makeup? No. Did you hear what she said? There was a moment where she said this. She said this. She said... I heard it.
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No, for the longest time, I got bullied by women. What? I didn't know. Didn't know I'm getting bullied. That's something you might keep to yourself next time. I didn't know. They bully you in ways you don't understand. What? They bully you. How does a woman bully a man?
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And then you find out so-and-so's dad is like a horrible person. You know what is the worst line? I could just freaking punch a woman when she says it to me. What? When a freaking woman says, oh, I'd love that for you.
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Why do you love that for me? Why do you just love that? Only for me? You want to love it for yourself? That sentence annoys the frick out of me.
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I'm like, look, I got my Starbucks coffee. Oh, we love that for you. That's all they do.
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Oh, were they here, Kate? Maybe you should tell us how girls bully because you bullied a lot of people in your day. I can tell you how they bully. No, they just tell you things that sound nice. I have a problem.
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I mean, without Kenzie, or without Kate, Kate's very emotionally intelligent. Without her, I wouldn't know when to honk at a car. Wow, that was funny. Magic trick? Magic trick?
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We'll go get your pizza. Kate, tell us how girls bully. Because y'all better know, Kate used to bully a lot of people when she was in like eighth grade. I love how you don't care what anyone else thinks. I used to get hit with that one all the time. Matt, we get it, man. The trauma's there. Sorry about that. You're funnier than I expected.
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What's under where? It's underwear? She got you. Yeah, you got me. And we're back because somebody said something more than underwear. It was very confidential more than underwear. It should not have been said about me. Okay? Hey, I caught this straight too. Nobody ever bring that up ever again, please. Let's just say the women were bullying us and they were getting very mean.
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Oh, okay. I'm not going to lie. Even though I know it was fragile, it was still impressive. It was still cool to watch.
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Dude, I didn't even wipe the mustard off. I just took my clothes off and threw them in the hamper, too.
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See, the only way to find out that it was mustard is you had to smell it.
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I was about to eat cake just standing there like, what is that? What is that?
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I'm going to bite the bottle now. She did. She's bleeding everywhere. This is a magic trick. Yeah, bite it. Do not bite that bottle.
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Orange juice. I noticed that the other day. Stuff's yellow. Y'all ever really look at orange juice? But it is yellow. Yeah, it's not orange. Hey.
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You're so right. Orange is not orange. Yeah, orange juice is yellow. You really messed with me.
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Dude, I got milk today that was extra fat milk. What does that even mean? I don't know, but I'm bulking, so I think it's going to be good.
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Yeah, if we can get there, then we can get the ad. Ozempic is scary. No, but I want to get to 250. I want to get to like 230.
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Close your eyes at least. Don't bite that. Cash, stop it. Remember last time you got glass in your mouth when you bit the phone screen?
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No, 230's great for me. I know we have another episode to film after this. Yeah. Why mess with your body? I think it comes out before this episode. I don't really know. But I have a gift that we should really open soon.
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I'll open it. I feel like we should do it the next episode. Let's do the next episode. Okay, that's fine. All right, come back on the next episode or whenever the episode is. And watch the next other episode where Cash is wearing the bow. Could be the one before this or the one after this.
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What the... You got a bow in your hair and now you just start cleaning? That's crazy.
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Oh, she's totally roasting your bow right now. She's making fun of your bow right now.
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Kenzie walks around with headphones on and a physical tablet just scrolling around the house.
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2.0. That is jail 2.0. And he uses that in Monopoly every time he plays his little character.
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Kinetic Avenue? Yeah, that's why I run the whole board when I play. You know what I saw on TikTok? This guy talking, and this blew my mind. Think about this, guys.
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But if you're the first person to hold two world records, that means by definition, you would hold a world record for having two world records. which means you'd have three world records, which would also make you the only person to ever have three world records, which would mean you'd have four world records.
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No, if you were like partially blind and you couldn't make out exact things, you'd look at Kenzie and be like, oh, it's a toddler on a tablet.
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And then if you had four world records, you'd be the only person to ever have four world records. So technically you have... And then you'd have five world records. So technically you have an infinity world record. Somebody had infinity world records, and I don't know who it is.
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definitely what he was like that's so funny why did you just become british like no why did you like mix british with spongebob yeah roll your eyes that's how i imagine matt laughing at that joke when he was younger hey man i don't remember laughing at that but i do remember cash laughing at some pretty stupid stuff Like, why did I catch a stray? Well, because I remember, man.
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We weren't even talking about it, that. No, Cash, literally, you could say, like, Diet Coke.
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Bravo choice as a kid. I mean, he got punished heavy. Hey, sometimes, like I said, you get bored, you gotta strike first. No heart, no mercy.
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She cracked a mirror. I saw it. What? No, I did not! You shot out so hard.
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Oh, yeah. I do remember you saying that. Mommy vlogger that got arrested?
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She thought her kids were possessed. Yeah, my grandma was the worst. She'd be like, smile! We're like, no! You smile or I'm going to hang you up on the wall by your ears.
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Wow, Cash, we really just took their trauma and acted like it didn't matter at all. Those kids, we were like, yeah, we had to smile too. It was true.
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Oh my goodness. Are you on this podcast? I genuinely don't know what A Passengers is. Is that a band? That joke's not funny. I don't know what she's talking about. I'm going to say this and then he checks out. Sounds like you guys are talking about a band.
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Wait, I can't see it. Yo, that's not a pimple. That's a freaking pimple. Oh, my God. Goodness, Harper, what is on your head? That's a third eyeball. That's what that is. That's a worm living inside your skull.
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No, no, no. You know that that's a thing? Yes, there's worms that people pull out of people. Stop, please. Worms literally can grow in your body and they can pull them out and they're alive. They're alive worms. You could have one. We could all have one right now. How in the world? What?
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I'd honestly pour that on there to help. Oh my gosh. When we went to Newark Fashion Week, Harper,
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You know why they call it crucifixion? There goes my mic. Because you actually die from not having enough oxygen the way you're sitting on the cross.
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That's really impressive. Eight people said they found it annoying.
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Did you see how she had to crop the comments because the other comments around it were probably positive? Yeah, we all saw that.
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What? Guys, I'm so embarrassed that I just said that. You basically just pulled a peer-reviewed paper. I mean, that's insane.
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If I had any, you know, I'd say it off the pod to you. Okay. Nice person.
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Oh, that bear has no idea what's coming for them. Two Boy Scouts. I'd be scared if I was that bear.
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You know what happened to us last night? Mav had this great idea. He was like, we should switch sides of the bed tonight. And I was like, why?
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Don't know. I said, why? Actually, I do know because he told me why.
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What were you saying? The real reason is because I don't really understand his...
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saying here but he was like i always sleep on this side and this side my body is just tired of sleeping on that side and i really need to sleep on this side so i have to be on that side of the bed to be able to sleep on this side of my body what i don't know what do you mean what when you roll over you gotta be on the other side of the bed well i wouldn't face kinsey
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You face her. Well, I feel bad that I was about to destroy you then. Yeah. Well, anyway, so we're on opposite side of the bed and Stella sleeps on my side of the bed, not in the bed, but like on her little bed on the floor. And so if anything ever happens, like throwing up, because that happens at least once a month, I can just stand up and pick her up and take her to the bathroom.
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Well, she goes, and I'm like, I can't get around the bed and then just throw up all over my black carpet.
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You wouldn't have to touch the throw-up at all. You just pick her up and put her in the bathroom so she throws up on the tile.
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He said, what's the biggest animal you could take on? I was like, probably Cash. Probably Cash.
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It's like cats. You just have to grab them by the back of the neck, and they can't, like, turn their head because you're in charge of their head now.
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Any dog can get mean. Oh, wait, the animal's trying to kill you?
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Not if he's, like, trying to kill me. If he's just like, drink my yogurt, then I could kill him. Really? Yeah.
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Whoa. I could just put something in his yogurt. Oh, good idea. You could.
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You need to try to get Stella to do it. I don't know if Stella will do it anymore, but you used to.
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Stella's lips were like stuck in her teeth. And I'm like, Stella, fix your face. You look stupid. And she'd be like,
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i've been shot and she finally falls to the ground i'm like what my sister has a husky and that is the most dramatic dog breed ever first of all remember when you or she shaved it and uh it got embarrassed wait did i tell you that oh my gosh this dog is yeah she she shaves her dog which i don't know if you're supposed to do that she does it because she feels bad for it wait husky
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yeah like where you see it's little like it's skin yes like it's so small like remember when alex shaved his head like that poor dog's gotta be embarrassed he is no no she gets embarrassed as soon as jc does it because she looks hideous and jc just leaves her tail and the dog like walks around criminal
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like peek around the corner and then run to the next room it just sits there all day long it's so sad but anyways this dog is so dramatic and jc wasn't paying attention to it one day and so after it's like five o'clock at night we're sitting down for dinner okay and the dog walks up to jc and it's like walking up with a limp it's like i have to show you it's literally like
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dragging its back leg crazy. The dog? Yes, the dog. And so, Jaycee freaks out. She's like, oh my gosh, like, are you okay? Like, it's like sitting there like petting it and while the dog's like laying there and Jaycee's like trying to like do whatever it is that you're supposed to do with a broken leg dog, the dog is like twitching its leg. It's like, and crying all at the same time.
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And so Jason's like, something is really wrong. Like I need to take her to the vet. Her leg is broken or something. And like after five minutes of sitting there and like calling the vet and just like taking care of her, the dog stands up and just walks away. It was like, I haven't had enough attention today. That's crazy sanity.
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Not just to do your makeup, but you can turn the light on for videos.
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Thank you so much, guys. You guys are going to be the reason she dies.
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I don't think y'all understand the joy I had when I saw No More TV. Because that means they don't get to play video games right outside my bedroom door anymore. So I can go to sleep.
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I had a friend in college who a deer came out and didn't run in front of the car, like where the car hit the deer. The deer hit the car. It hit the side of the car and then ran off. My friend watched the whole thing happen.
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It's at the college campus, so he's going like 15, 20 miles an hour. The deer just comes out, runs into the car, and he watches the deer run off, and he's like... What? So he puts the car apart. He gets a huge dent in the side of the door.
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Yeah. You can see yours, too. Really? Yeah, you can. Oh, I should have got some pasties. Do you feel embarrassed now?
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Yeah, so that's what I'm rocking right now. Pull your shirt down. Yeah, you're literally modest.
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You were not discriminated against anything. People like you are why things don't happen. When you see things happening, you got to take action.
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And then if she didn't accept my begging, I was going to threat. And the threat was the follow-up.
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We're about to pull up on Heather. I see why homeless people yell at people. I wanted to yell at someone.
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Such a fumble, you. And then she did. She replied back, hey, I looked up y'all's channel and there appears to be a giant hole in the wall where you're filming. The size of a body.
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Oh, see, I still want to message Heather back right now. I can see him getting angry right now. The minimum age is not an issue except for the person that is discriminating. Yo, if you hand me the phone, I will do damage.
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Would this not... Maybe this is a horrible idea. But all of us... Please, every time Matt says this, I'm going to just not go.
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No, I'm serious. She needs to be reported to Airbnb. I get it that if you don't want people staying there that are a certain age, which you can't do anyways, but at least put it in the description or something. Don't let us book the Airbnb the day we're going and then be like, sorry, canceled.
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Okay, that was a way louder volume than I said it out. I said it like this. I said it calm and assertiveness. I said, I said, I said, I was like, send the message. And me and Kate kept going back. And Kate was like, I don't want to. She didn't. And I was like, just send the message. She's like, no, no, no. And I was like, just stop. Did I say brat?
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So apparently I said, just stop being, I said like this, just stop being a brat and just send the message. That's how he said it.
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And then instantly I knew I was done for right there and there. I was like, you want to throw the other word you use? No, we don't want to use that.
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Okay, now we got to almost like say the word because now they're going to think I said a real bad word. Say it. It wasn't that bad of a word. It's just like a word that's like not polite, but it's not a bad word. It's not actually.
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And so Kate not only suffered from Cash, but she suffered from Heather, and it was just a bad day for Kate. And Heather was the one getting to me, and I let my anger out on Kate because she wouldn't let me let it out on Heather.
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As soon as I said the thing to Kate, I knew I was done for because Kate was eating like her steak and eggs or whatever. And then I said it and she goes. And sets down her silverware and is just like.
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And then she's walking through the airplane aisle, and everyone's looking at her, and like everyone's trying to hurry along. And Kate's just like carrying her flower.
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Lace? What? Are you trying to dress me in? Yeah, that's why I'm trying to make you a coquette boy. Cute and dainty. I'm not wearing lace. Yeah. Next episode, Cash will be doing coquette. No. Why does that remind me of, what's the, you know like when all the girls line up and they do like the kicks?
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She's like, everybody's like, hurry along. She's like, She like put it in the little TSA bag check thing that goes through the scanner. Her flowers just.
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Yeah, but, like, also, I didn't yell. I didn't yell. Yeah, it's, like, completely toxic. Yeah, I was not yelling. I literally said, can you just send the message and stop being a brat? I mean, you're killing things and putting them in a book to seal the wrongness that Cash is.
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That's the definition of someone apologizing and being like, hey, say that again. I need to get this on camera.
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So that should tell you something. In five years, I've only had to apologize once. I'm pretty flawless.
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Y'all know those moments when something happens and you look at nothing and you're like,
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Hey, stop it. You're gonna have to buy flowers. Next thing you know, it's no good.
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Imagine just walking. You're done with your Snickers wrapper. You're like.
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Yeah, I've never seen that before. Yeah, let me see it. Let me see it. I mean, that's crazy.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's your house. What are you... I'm not showing you again. Look, she doesn't know yet.
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Wait, show her the photo of all of us. We thought it would be... I don't know if we can show that photo. This is us. Here's us if we're about to do it.
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No, we weenied somebody else's yard that night. We weenied someone else's yard and then we toilet papered your yard.
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Honestly, I'll be so free. If you TP anyone anytime, let me know. 2 a.m., call me.
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Yeah. All right. No, no, no. All I said is we got a toilet. That's all I said.
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Wait, actually, she might be right. We might should cut it because.
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No, but I'll show you what we did do. We TP'd my uncle's house. We got him good. For his birthday, and we weenied his house, which weenie is when you take hot dogs and you put them on a stick and you just stab them all over their yard.
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Show her what we did to his truck. Like, here's everyone doing it.
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We were going to take all his tires off, put his truck under bricks, and steal his tires.
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She'll have to tell us now. She tells them when they're 18, it's highly illegal. We're like, you're under arrest.
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Above TPing. No, TPing's great. It's great for, it's laughter, the community. No, you know what? Our house is going to get paid.
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And we have a guard dog. Just check with your parents to make sure it's a good person.
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And then we didn't even need to. So I wore a ski mask, and then I walked up to his house looking for the ring, and I was like, there's no ring. Yeah, but that would have been awkward if there was a ring.
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When they were TPing your house, did you not see them while they were doing it on the camera?
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I'm not kidding. If you come into our house... I came into our house one time when Kate got this new security system, and me, Maverick, and Alex were gone for the night, and Kenzie wasn't here. So Kate was home alone.
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Yeah, so she invited a friend over because she didn't want to be home alone. And she got a new security system that we didn't know of. Wow. And I opened the door to the house because we decided not to stay the night where we were going and we came back that night. I opened the door to the house and a light shines on us and goes... And then the house starts going, alert, alert, alert, alert.
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And we were like, ah! Intruder, intruder. We're like, no, please don't shoot. We were like, Kate, don't shoot us, Kate, no. And the house just kept flashing on us going, alert, alert, intruder, alert. We're like, no! And there's like other lights flashing.
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lag you don't no no no there's a drift no there's another one there's another word it's like lagging y'all just started y'all sound lag spike oh input lag this is what happens when girls try to act like they know how to game it's one word it's one word y'all talk about it when y'all play smash girls trying guys gaming lingo right now wait wait what does dc mean if it's not digital crash out
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I'm not asking what DC stands for. I'm asking just what does it mean? What does the phrase mean?
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I mean, Digital Crash Out was kind of a good guess. Honestly, that's probably what it should stand for.
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Yes. Anytime you lag in a game, kids, you just be like, I'm emoting. I'm emoting.
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John Pork is real. Okay, well, I'll do mine next because I chose real people. Obviously, you people did not. You guys are embarrassed of who you like.
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Why is everybody silently laughing at that? We're not sure if we should let you know that Miss Rachel is a character for five-year-olds or not. Yes, Matt, but that's why it's like, hear me out. You know what I'm saying?
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She is bad, though. Out of all the cartoons, that one is bad. Because Judy Hopps is... Dude, what about Alaska Woman?
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It's like a victory dance. Emo's like you're dancing on them because they're so bad.
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Hey, rabbits are thick. You see that thing? Come on. Give me that. Can you hand me the thick rabbit? All right, here we go. The thick rabbit.
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Finally, someone real. I'll give you that. He's so cute. I've been waiting for someone real.
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Because in the games we play, sometimes we accidentally emo and then we get killed while we're dancing. It's like, it's a crucial moment. You're supposed to be like killing the other person. And then you're just like, it's like, no, I'm dead now.
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That is an ugly cake. All right, well, that's the Hear Me Out Cake, everybody. Thank you so much for watching.
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And her character just always runs right off the edge. Just, ah! Fall guys, she just falls straight off. It's true, guys.
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Oh, yeah, you want to know you saw a monkey pooped on me right on my hand We're looking at monkeys and cash is filming like this and the monkeys above him in a video just poop I'm like oh so I don't know it. I'm like there's so many lemurs around I And it just, a fat, I mean.
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No, well, the thing is, I'm videoing it like selfie mode like this, and it lands on this hand. So you don't see it, but you see me be like this. There's so many le-
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what i literally thought maverick threw mud at me and then and then i it was so screaming it was so warm on my hand i was like and then everyone was like thought i was trolling them by putting dirt on me and i was like somebody get me a towel and everyone's just looking at me i'm like seriously give me we're filming a video so we think he just put like mud on his arm or something he's joking so we're just laughing at him he's like no please
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It was actually in one of our future YouTube videos coming up on the Cash From Maverick channel called Touring YouTubers' Houses.
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Yeah, so go subscribe to the catcher maverick YouTube channel if you want to see a monkey poop on me touring youtubers houses I don't know if the videos out yet, but it'll be out soon.
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You think you can break my rib? You know CPR does break your rib if you do it correctly? It sure does. You're supposed to try to break their rib. What? That's how hard you gotta do it. I'm imagining gases on the ground. Imagine you getting CPR so hard that your rib breaks.
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You know what was crazy? I was holding the phone right here, and I didn't have a hat on. It almost just went.
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I'm not kidding. If it would have landed on my head and my face, I would have started throwing up.
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I was inches away from a landing on my face would you have gone the rest of the tour with it in your hair I'm not even kidding I would have jumped into that little lemur pond and like try to wash myself don't ask me but they have their own little island and you you put a drawbridge down and they try to like fight you on the drawbridge where were y'all actually look I also got chased by an angry cow
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First up I have Jordan Matter. I'm not sure you understand the game. You think Jordan Matter's cute? He's madly attractive. Okay, I mean you really sold it for me now, okay. A monkey pooped on me. Right on my hand.
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I had to show her a picture of Chase next to a cow. She's like, wow.
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oh my gosh wait what oh my gosh so they're monkeys they're lemurs you never seen a lemur never in real life really lemurs are like one of the coolest monkeys of all time wait wait wait are they in texas king julius yeah you still think they're cool even after all that cash hey we're doing a video actually i don't know if i could say that no no no say it well he'll tell you after yeah we've never no don't say that video because that one's not even shoot got shot yet will i be yeah
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All we can say is we're going to be facing very dangerous animals.
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The most dangerous animals on the planet. On the Cash and Maverick channel. Go subscribe. Cash and Maverick YouTube channel.
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Yeah, new soundboard. Who this? Hopefully our microphones sound good.
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No, Kinsey, you aren't aware of this yet. You weren't in the... I don't know if Matt filled you in on the dots.
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Listen, let me just tell you. Let me just tell you. We rented an Airbnb. It was an extra like $100 or $200 for the one with the hot tub. And we were like, oh, we got to get the Airbnb with the hot tub. You have to. So we got the Airbnb with the hot tub. In the meantime, we're sitting in it. And we were like, why don't we just buy a hot tub? Duh! And so now a hot tub is on its way.
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She's literally not going to get in the hot tub. It's going to be too hot.
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Wait, I don't even know this story, so I'm buckling it. She fought with the Airbnb person.
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There were two fights. There were two fights. Oh, you mean to fight that. Oh, there was two fights. One fight caused another fight. Yeah. Yeah. This Airbnb lady had some attitude.
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Actually, Jesus wrote a book and he name dropped every person in the room.
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I think that couch should stop talking for a second. That couch is kind of chaotic.
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Thank you. I did some research and I found out. Stop typing your fingers, please. No, I can't because I did some research.
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And listen, I found out that on Airbnb... you are not allowed to discriminate against anyone or anything. So age discrimination is illegal. And that was age discrimination.
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So I was going to type her a nice little message back that said, unfortunately, that is age discrimination, which is illegal on Airbnb. So if you don't let me stay at your house, I will report you. To the authorities.
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Yes. Tampons are not good for the male species to see. Okay, ready? We got Cradley now.
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I don't know, man. Gotta die somehow. You know what I'm saying?
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well just yes what happened was the room caught on fire and they were locked in the tanning beds and they couldn't get out and then it was just you know oh my and so now i'm here if it helps i think actually dying in a tanning bed would even be worse if it was just trapped shut yep that's why i don't get out how long you think it would take to kill you i don't know you definitely you definitely be well done by the time you're like how long is a normal appropriate time in a tanning bed
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So guys, if y'all don't know, Kate is 14 and Cash is 22. What the hell?
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You can do 20 minutes. You just have to work your way up.
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Here's the thing. You can do 20 minutes. You just have to work your way up. You got to start with like... three or four minutes. I just don't understand why you're going.
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But a spray tan doesn't help you in the sun. It makes me look good.
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Her knee does look broken. How do you bend your foot up? Your legs are bowed in this way. Look at my arms.
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The first thing I do in the morning, every morning, is pop my elbows. I go, I go. Same. Every morning.
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Sometimes I wake up in the night, I wake up in the night, and I have to pop it. I go. And they popped. Dude, never had that feeling. Never once have I been like, man. My elbow needs to pop. I have to open my eyes and sit up and pop my elbows and go back to sleep. That's all right. In the middle of the night last night, I woke up and I stepped in a pool of sweet tea.
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How'd you step in sweet tea? Because I ordered, remember that chicken express I ordered from an hour away? Oh, see, I was waiting for me to get blamed for the sweet tea. Yeah, I ordered chicken express.
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Yeah, instead of mine coming from where we laid, it came all the way from Fort Worth, which was like an hour away.
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Dude, you can't drop the birthday nuggets. We're good. We're good. Don't worry, guys.
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So you just last minute decided to go to the casino, then last minute decided not to go to the casino. What was going on? Well, I was going to go to the casino for my birthday.
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Let's start this. Happy birthday to you, Cash! And apparently, Kinsey was too.
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And you were like, no, we must shop now. And this guy goes to Target, Ulta, McDonald's, the shops.
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So he made me wait for no reason. And then it was too late for me to celebrate my birthday. My birthday is cursed. Well, was yesterday your birthday? Well, no, but we can't celebrate it tonight now, can we? Because look what we're doing.
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Well, we could have celebrated it yesterday because I specifically remember us saying we could shoot the podcast today and Harper even asked to shoot it yesterday. Yeah, but she was busy. No, yesterday she was not busy.
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Tell me you weren't busy. Your mom told me you were busy.
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I forgot. She has stuff on Thursday. It's in the group chat. Because I said I was like, I would have preferred to shoot yesterday so I could have my birthday free.
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Yeah, y'all all should. He'll survive. He took up my birthday day and then my pre-birthday day that I was going to celebrate my birthday on. Matt took it up for absolutely no reason. No, I went to the movie. It was great.
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You know what they do care about? Me. What? Since it's my birthday.
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You know what they do care about? What? Maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
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That's my favorite sentence when someone says on this podcast.
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No, it's just one of those things that genuinely, trust me, we should move on. It's not like a funny joke, like super funny. It was just like a topic, but I was like, maybe we shouldn't talk about that topic right now. Well, can you just like say what it is? What was it? No, man.
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We'll cut it. We'll cut it. Okay, I was just going to talk about the President Trump thing because I have a funny joke, but. What was the joke? Well, if we start talking about Luzinski, then we can talk about it.
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I said it was pointless. Maverick's thing was completely pointless and dumb. I said it was before I opened my mouth.
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Yeah, he was. Wait, can you eat those actually? Are they real sprinkles? No, I was not eating them.
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These are edible? We've been eating them. Have you not seen me picking them off and eating them? Okay, let's see it.
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Wow, nice. Cake time. Come on, open up. Completely missed. Okay.
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So, for the sake of the episode, we should probably act like it's not.
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I mean, no way. He was about to do something. No, it's not here. I thought it was here. I reached down. He said, okay. And it wasn't there. And then he turned around and he was like... Yeah, it's not there. What were you looking for? Don't worry, I'll grab it next episode.
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We're going here. OK. OK. We're going here. OK. Then we're going here. Here. Here. Here. Wait, but how would one's hands go from here? Good. It's like you're reading a book. Oh, here? Here. Here. Yes, right? Like this? Here.
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Hey! Comment down below, happy birthday to me. Do you need dessert to wash that down?
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Yeah, you're going through that. All right. Let's line up at the hole. Does that look above you? I feel like she needs to go this way.
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One, two, three. Okay, I'll definitely not do that together. Okay, ready? So Cass is going to go.
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Down, up. Down, up. One, two. One, two, down, up. I like that. Bad idea. One, two, down, up. That's literally what I said.
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Do you need nuggets as a dessert? I thought you said, does he need dirt to wash that down? Well, we have gifts. What? Jimmy!
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You're grabbing my head. You're really grabbing my head. She's a ceiling fan. What? She's a ceiling fan. You just took my glasses off. Did I do good?
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Ready, Kev? So as soon as we're going to bounce once, then all right.
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Up to check here. Up to check. Ready? No, that's... I'm good at cheer.
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Ready? One, two, and three. Whoa, this is scary. I can't see. I'm sorry. I can't see anything. We're really good at this. OK, ready? We're going to drop you to a basket. All right, one, two, and three.
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Dude, what? I'm not kidding. Everyone has given everyone gifts on this podcast, but nobody gives me a gift. What do you think that is? Hey, I got fake Sabrina Carpenter tickets.
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She just said gravity affects her a lot. Katie's like, I ain't never seen gravity work that hard.
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Alright, well, basket toss me. Okay. No, Alex. What? No, not Alex. I got it.
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Are you going full extension just straight up? No, just get me on level one. Yes, just get me on level one.
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Hey, you're supposed to smell that. What? No, you're supposed to smell that. No, I'm not. What? What do you mean, what? Smell it. He just re-gifted me my donut from this morning that Kate gave me, and he bit it. And there's hair on it now. Yeah, I saved it. Kate threw it in the trash. You're welcome. No, I was going to eat this later. Now I can't. This is the opposite of a birthday present.
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Alex couldn't care less. I knew you guys weren't going to quit on me. I was trying. You kicked me away. I feel like I was actually a pretty solid flyer. My knees stayed locked.
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All right, fine. Welcome to the episode of Saw. You know, I saw the movie. We're going to play that here today. Oh, okay.
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Someone's finger must go. And it's my birthday, so I'm not doing it.
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we have a volunteer take my side oh dude gerald dude gerald's burnt um blunt what what did you say he has a burnt and his oh he does it looks like gerald was smoking and got a little too close to his mouth hey if you guys had to actually volunteer someone here to chop off their finger who would everyone volunteer besides me because it's my birthday
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Because it's an episode of... I mean, Kate, it's not happening. If it's our lives or in Kate's hands, it's over.
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Yeah, but if you can't do it, we all die. So who would y'all nominate? Because that person can't back out. I think it's me.
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I'm not just watching him saw his finger. Okay, what about me if it wasn't my birthday?
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We're going to do it right here on the joint. Okay, this will be fun. Cash is trying to go through his bone. He's like, it's not going.
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Top 10 ways to cut off your pinky. Number one, the chainsaw. Number one, plastic butter knife. For 47 hours, you will reach.
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You can't eat it later. This is a birthday nerf. It was in the trash. You nerfed my birthday.
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He's like the ultimate survival guy. He's like Dora. I would take Jeff props. Wait, if you guys have Donald Trump coming over for dinner, which one of us are you having cook food for him? Me.
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No, Alex, you can't pick Alex. Alex is a chef. I mean, you can't pick Alex.
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Let's just say someone got cooked. You know how that song came out before Donald Trump was president?
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Now everyone stop. Was this in the trash? It was. I saved it for you. Now you stop saying it. Was this in the trash, Kate? Yes, because... Alex is saying yes too.
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I'll be honest, I don't really know people. Wait, what's the Mac Miller song? I don't know much about Mac Miller. What's the song that's like... One, two, three, four. Let him in. Let him in.
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Dude, you know what? Wait. I would cook for him. I would cook my one thing I know how to cook. It is a giant thing of mashed potatoes. It gets like this high. Then you put dino nuggets all over it. And at the top you put gravy and it's a volcano. And then you put broccoli in the mashed potatoes to make trees. Listen, if there was any other president besides Donald Trump, I think they'd walk out.
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I'm downloading Donald Trump by Mac Miller. What? Don't play that right now. I forgot how it goes. I think it has a bunch of curse words in it. Yeah.
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It's cake time. Seriously? This is why my birthday is freaking cursed. Dude, it's not working. Dude, Kat! It's actually highly embarrassing. You're trying to light Gerald on fire, but it's not even working.
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Your microphone's upside down. And away from you. Can you please stop lighting Gerald on fire?
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What? She was trying to make you mad at the mic for like five minutes.
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She was like... And then you didn't look. She's like... No, y'all think I'm, like, this, like, freaking mic, like, dictator. No. Yes, you are. When I watch the podcast and all I hear is Mav and Harper going. First off, you never watch the podcast. Yes, I do. All the time.
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I got some new gym motivation this week. Kate did get hurt by one, man.
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Hey, listen. She was being a good wife, trying to save you from dying from sugar. She bought it for me. I was being a good brother. For my birthday. My mom sent me that. Well, not everyone needs to eat their cake. You know what I mean? Sometimes you get your cake, but you can't eat it. Hey, just to top everything off, too, guess what? Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. No, I didn't.
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Hello, because I've been working it out for quite some time now.
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That'll bring it up. That'll bring it up probably. Thank you guys for making me wear my baby bump.
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Hey, I got a good one. Out of all the people in this room, who would you nominate if an alien came down and was like, send me your leader? Chase. No, absolutely not. Me!
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Yeah, because then if you get, like, zapped, I'd be like, oh, frick, I ain't going out there.
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Oh. I thought you were right because I said the word wrong.
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Incineroar is a character in Smash Bros. I don't know what you're... Incineroar. Incinerated. That's what you meant. Incinerated?
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Okay, well... Okay, between us five, if you had to pick someone... I kiss myself.
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I sat around all day waiting for them to wish me a happy birthday.
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We think y'all lazy. Hey, if you had to pick one of us five to be locked in a box for the next 10 years.
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You have to choose someone to be locked in the box with. I think he's just boxed. Because some people take up more room in a box. Some people have a baby bump on them. Apparently. Well, you're trying to put three people in the box? No, it's the size of this room. It's like a good-sized box. Oh. Oh. That's not a box. That's a room. Yeah, but who are you going to lock in there?
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And finally, I was like, wow, guys, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday.
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Ten years, you have to pick someone to just be locked inside the box.
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Yeah, you can have Gerald. This isn't a Mr. Beast challenge. All right, you get one item in the box for the entire time. You have ten seconds. It must be in this room.
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You folded. Yeah. Camera, not a TV. A TV? You both folded. What? Why wouldn't you pick like C4 to blow your way out or something? That's not in this room. What? It's not in this room. Does he even understand the game? No. Wait. Did you say pick an item in this room? Yes. Yeah. In 10 seconds. Go. Oh, in 10 seconds?
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Yeah, well, you saw me for a good, like, two hours before I said anything.
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Oh, iPads are good. Oh, my phone. My phone. Oh, well, that's going to be great when it's dead.
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No, it doesn't. It doesn't. But if you pick me to come with you, I'll choose a charger.
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It's a box and you gotta be something from in this room. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Listen. The couch? Harper, I have a question. Yes? What weighs more? A thousand pounds of rocks or a thousand pounds of feathers?
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The first thing when I see you, the first thing when I saw Mav on his birthday, I was like, happy birthday, Maverick! No. Nope. There's another gift for you.
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Harper, no. What weighs more? 1,000 pounds of rocks or 1,000 pounds of feathers?
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Harper, really listen to Homeboy's question here. What weighs more? 1,000 pounds of rocks. Or 1,000 pounds of feathers.
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Yeah, that's a lot of rocks. That's a lot of rocks. I mean, somebody would say 1,000 pounds worth. It's going to be pretty heavy. It's going to weigh like 1,000 pounds. Yeah, now how much would 1,000 pounds of feathers weigh?
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Wow. You should go to Harvard. Okay. Wow. Okay. Okay. I got another one for you. Okay. A thousand pounds of rocks. Okay. Or a thousand pounds of feathers. Obviously like compressed into like a cardboard box or something. Okay. A thousand pounds of rocks in a box or a thousand pounds of feathers in a box. Which one hits the ground first inside of a vacuum chamber? Actually, no.
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No, he's dropping out of a plane. Sorry. Dropping me out of a plane. Which one hits the ground first? How big are the boxes?
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Okay. Inside of a vacuum chamber, if you drop a rock and a feather at the same time, which one hits the ground first? It's a vacuum chamber.
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It's a place where they suck all the air out of. Yeah, I'm starting to sound like National Geographic, and I'm not here. If you drop a rock and a feather at the same time, they would hit the ground at the same time inside the vacuum chamber.
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You gotta smell the paper, man. Anybody know how to give a real birthday gift around here? I do. What do you mean?
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No. No. Let me tell you something. If you drop me. Yep. And a penny off the Eiffel Tower. Yep. They hit the ground at the same time.
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Look it up. All right. We'll take this. Watch. And we'll take this. Watch. Okay. Ready? Here we go.
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Well, I've just, I've watched a whole documentary on this. I did too. She goes, Mev, why?
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Does it feel like you're out there getting stoned and just poof, poof, poof?
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What? What? You thought this was Kyle? How did you think that was Kyle? I mean, that's just highly concerning that you don't even know South Park, but that's okay.
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What just happened? There was an incident. What do you mean there was an incident? Don't worry, Matt. It's all figured out now. Well, no, I'm a little worried.
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Yeah, how come you're born during National Women's Month? Really? That's very selfish of you.
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Nobody touch it. Explain to her that it would feel like a raindrop. Not a rock. Yeah, just like a raindrop. Why doesn't a raindrop hurt you?
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Oh, that's, oh my. These are too skinny to be Cartman, let me tell you that. What's crazy is how much you talk about South Park, but I don't think I've ever seen you watch an episode of South Park. I just see clips on TikTok. That's crazy. What's my next gift?
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I can't believe I just touched that. Why are you grabbing tampons?
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It's just weird. I don't know. Alex, come here. Yeah, see, he doesn't want to come here either. When you go your whole life without ever having to touch one of those or seeing one of those, you just don't really want to.
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Yeah, and I hate it when the dentist tried to put that in my mouth.
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You having a problem there? Is it the cookie your mom got me?
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Because of that visual, that's why I'm afraid of it. Yes, oh, gosh. I want to die right now. Okay, I'm moving back over here.
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Yeah, I would not put something that's been where that thing's been in my ear. I would never do that.
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I don't need to know any more details. Seriously. Yes, you do get a new one every time. That seems like a big win.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Imagine this, Kate. Imagine... Oh, Mav, it's on you. It's contaminated now. It's not funny.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Your mom actually told me. I saw her outside when I was walking in the door. She said, hey, we got you a cookie dessert in there in case Harper forgets to give it to you. So I ate it before you gave it to me.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
From afar. I don't get up close and personal. Dude, look at this thing. Oh, I'm surprised you haven't touched the aftermath. Oh, gosh.
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No, no, no. What is she saying? Seriously, what is she saying?
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
All right. Please. Someone's robbing our house right now, so we're going to end this episode.
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I don't think she got him anything. I don't normally expect gifts, by the way. I don't think she got him anything. I think she's going to go get some. Josh gets very upset if he does not get gifts on his birthday. Everyone does. My mom didn't give me a gift this year. You know that? My mom did not give me a gift. You know your mom's going to watch this, and now she's going to be very upset.
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As a family, we were all like, now that we're older, it's going to be easier to not do birthday gifts because we never know what to get each other, and it's just a stress on our family. So let's just all not do gifts. But ironically, the first birthday it happens on is mine. Ugh.
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and i'm the youngest so i got cheated out of a lot of things how many more birthdays you got than i did cash you weren't there for some of my birthdays so you didn't give me gifts i saw your gift hold on hey will you give me that wrapping back mom and dad were there for all of your birthdays you're wrapping my present right you didn't even give me a present did you no she did i even got something out of the room i see it in her hands wait are you giving him something of mine
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You got a snack box, and you only gave me one snack out of it for my birthday.
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It is my day. Oh, my goodness. Harper, you're turning 16 in 14 days.
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But we're not inviting her. I'm about to kick you out of my birthday party right now.
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So basically... Why do I think we could throw her through that hole? Stop! Oh, we could easily throw her through that hole. Can you guys even see that hole? Or is the ceiling fan on the way? I don't know.
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Sounds like people should subscribe so we can make some more money.
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Yeah, you guys should subscribe so our mental health will go up. Wait, yeah. Every time someone subscribes, my mental health gets a little bit better. All right, guys. I actually got Kate a gift today, too. Everyone always steals my thunder every time it's my birthday. It's like a ritual. I thought she might start crying before I even got the gift out.
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And guess what? That's legal. That's allowed. My birthdays are, like, cursed.
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Birthday chicken nuggets. Way better than cake, everybody. Let me tell you. What's his birthday?
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I don't have a phone right now. My phone has been dead all day.
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You know what else is crazy? Matt forgot my birthday. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You never wished me happy birthday. Then finally, after I said something about it, you said, oh, shoot, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Kenzie forgot my birthday.
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Well, two weeks ago isn't my birthday, so... Yeah, you. I remember. You forgot.
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Look, you just eat it straight off the candle. You're 22.
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As soon as he saw me. Crazy, huh? That is crazy, man. Crazy how Matt and Casey don't even remember.
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And FYI, I go to the gym every day. This is Maverick's first time in like three months.
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Relax! Listen, me and Alex and Maverick go... We start lifting weights. Mav's gone. We're like, what? Finally, it's time to leave. We see him finally come. This is ridiculous. We're like, Mav, where have you been this whole time? I was like, I was in the tanning beds. You know how long I tanned? It is how much of a dramatic.
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It was my first time going to the tanning bed in a long time. So guess what? Guess how long I was in there? How long? Because you know you can't be in there long your first time. I was in there three minutes. Three minutes.
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So I gotta like, you know, change. So maybe I'm in there a total of like five or six minutes. And these guys acting like I'm in there the whole time is absolutely crazy. That does not work out at the gym. If I was in the tanning bed for more than 10 minutes, I would be burnt. You don't even go.
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I don't know where this is coming from. I don't sit here and act like I do go to the gym. That's a lie. He has not gone three times.
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Well, that doesn't count. He went tanning. You went tanning.
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Oh, my goodness. Tanning for three minutes while you're at the gym. Oh my goodness. You guys are going to use the bathroom. I don't use the bathroom at the gym. Who uses the bathroom at the gym? That sweaty toilet? No, I'm not doing that. Floss his teeth. Get in the hot tub.
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I ran twice as far as her, so both of y'all shut it. I don't care how far you walked, my man. Anybody can walk a distance. I ran the first three quarters of a mile, and then I cooled down for the last one. Running is crazy. I tried to run today. You know what? Both of y'all can shut it, too. Because when we do go run, who outruns both of you? Me. This guy. I outrun both of you.
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Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?
Yeah, Kate do be running funny, but that's okay. No, I'm not.
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Anytime Kate runs, or if you ask her to throw a punch, she does this.
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That's not true. I've been going to the gym with you for like four years we've went to the gym.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Or I skipped through it. Drop a dislike if you hated it. Also, guys, make sure to subscribe to our channel here because we're trying to hit 3 million subscribers.
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Yeah, Harper's also trying to hit 3 million subscribers.
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Let's see which channel can hit 3 million first. Yeah.
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Dude, Kenzie's just so out of touch with everything.
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I'm sorry. Do y'all get a plaque at a million down here when you hit that on YouTube?
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I'm glad that I got like a big one. It's half size for a half size person.
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So here's the original 1 million plaque. Well, actually, YouTube had plaques before this, but this is like the modern day.
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I don't like them because two things. It's not really them, actually. They're not the problem. It's the restaurants. You know what I mean? Okay, then say you don't like the restaurants. When you order McDonald's, that food ain't quality. It's meant to be eaten right then, right away. I saw somebody recently grab a McDonald's burger and put it in the refrigerator for later. Yeah, that's crazy.
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Pretty huge, right? What plaque is this? Cash and Kate. So here's the million YouTube plaque, right? And then when you hit 100K... Stand by.
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Stand by. When you hit 100K, you get this one. Pretty good, right? Pretty good size. Nice little thing to go on your desk.
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What's on this? LL Clips is what this one is. Here is the new 100,000 plan.
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I mean, that is just so much smaller for no reason.
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And by the way, the one million plaque is now this size. That's horrible.
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I did. I watched it. I watched the thingy on it. Look. That's so tragic. This is now the one million. And this is now the 100k.
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Like come on. Did it cost that much more to make the big one?
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The 10 mil is like just a. A still like a diamond one. No. They made it smaller though too. It used to be like this big or something. Now it's like this big. They made it an inch smaller.
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If we hit 10 million on the pod, I think we'd be the number one podcast in the world. Really? No, Joe Rogan has like 16 mil, but he's been doing it for like 100 years. Yeah, Joe doesn't even count. Hold on. There's like Joe Rogan. From podcast to rock.
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I don't think we're getting 10 million after we dropped that song.
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I told you. Mav and Paper walking around, they were like, this is going to hit a million so quick. It wasn't even just that. I don't think so. Mav wanted to drop the song. I said, I really don't. Vibe with the song.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That's not true. You did Vibe. And I remember when we filmed it, you were like, yeah, this is good.
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Hey, I don't know, man. I still do. I think it's a funny song. I actually like that we put it out.
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It performed how I thought. Be quiet over there, little ducky. Candace Owens? I like Candace Owens. She's funny. She's funny? She's funny. I've never heard someone say that, honestly. Well, guys, we are going to start making some more music. Like we were saying, we're going to drop that one song. What was it called?
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You know me better. Like, hopefully too much. And also, we're gonna get Harper hopefully making new music.
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And then also... Harper can actually sing. We can't really sing, so we need autotune. So it won't sound like that.
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Dude, I'm sorry. If Kay and Kinsey drop a song together, that's... We should.
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I've done that. Oh, I mean, I know somebody that does do that. They order like 50 burgers and then just take them home and keep them in their fridge and then warm them up.
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Harper, I wouldn't hop on that track if I was you.
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It makes sense I'm there in Queen B. I literally sing like... The song or whatever it's called. I don't know.
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The chorus, verse, whatever. But Maverick on stage. Whoa. He didn't really sing any of it. First off, I actually sing almost through the whole song. I'm an under track on Harper and yours. Yeah. He is the under. Underdog almost. He's the understudy, Maverick. It's okay. I'm there because y'all didn't sound good enough by yourself. That's the problem.
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I backtracked the song. So he claims. I don't know. I'm on the song.
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No, it's kind of like when you let the little cousin do the song and you're like, all right, I'll go in here and really, you know, fix it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Harper's going to drop a new song, though, and it's going to sound way better.
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Queen B is just a, it's a diss track. I just mean like an actual song.
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Wow minding Kate's proposal Mavin Kinsey's. Yes. Are you tap wait?
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I didn't even watch his video. I've never seen any of his music videos, really. What?
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Guess how many views it has. You've never watched your husband's music videos? Do you want to know how many views it has? She's not really a fan of me, actually.
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Oh, it is. It's at 140. Oh, it's about to hit 150. Million? So I thought I knew it was close.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That is a true statement. Well, no, it wasn't Spider-Man or something.
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It's just always cold. And if you get a drink, if you get like a drink, that thing's going to be watered down or, I mean, wow, American problems, man.
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There was some comments that were like, who thought this was the whatever it takes for. Yeah, it was because they were like, who else was waiting for Spider-Man to pop out? It was in-game. I'm not a Marvel nerd. He's like, well, there's in-game and multi-person Spider-Man and it's not the same thing.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah, tell me about it. It actually ended up because of this. Because of our age, I wasn't allowed to drive a motorcycle. I couldn't drive a motorcycle on the highway. Or it was a rental motorcycle or something. I don't even remember that. I don't even remember talking about it. It just kind of happened. No, yeah. You had to be like 18 to drive the motorcycle or something.
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Well, yeah, but it's weird. It's a weird situation, because if someone was also saving the day, it would also be me. So, it was harder to decide. No, I think everyone just naturally knew I'd save the day. No, I don't know.
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Hey, hot take, the only thing that you can order food-wise that's good, or at least for me, pizza, pizza, pizza. Pizza somehow is always good. I knew you were going to say pizza. Well, what else do you order? Burgers?
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You know what, I'll just read the whole script, okay? Let's just do that. Let's just read the script. But yeah, hopefully we all have more songs out and Harper gets a song out before tour.
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Yeah. You want to be Billie Eilish? Just a little something light, just Billie Eilish.
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I'll be honest, Kenzie. You might have some... What's that word? Potential? Potential. Is this going to hurt my feelings? No. It's going to hurt mine. Yeah, it's going to hurt mine. You might have some potential, but Kate, unfortunately, I have tried and tried and tried to get her to sing, and she just can't.
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I not even can't. No, you won't. No, no, she just won't.
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No, I'm like sitting on the microphone. She's like, okay. And she puts the headphones on. She's like. Hello.
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Kate could have potential if she would actually sing.
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Nothing's worse than when you hit a line in the studio and you're like, kind of killed it. And then every, you look at them and they just go. No, do it again. Oh, the worst is, yeah, when the producer is sitting there.
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Chase just deletes the take. You're like, that's pretty good. And you look at the screen and he just deletes it. And you're like, I guess it wasn't good.
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I know. But Kate actually could sing. She has potential because I hear her sing in the shower and stuff and it sounds good. And then you put a microphone in front of her and she's like, hello from me. That is not true. She hates the microphone.
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You know what's crazy? I've never, well, I'm about to order Panda Express right now, but I've never actually like ordered Chinese takeout like they do in the movies. Like they call like a pizza store and like get pizza. Yeah, why is that so popular? Yeah, I've never.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Because he came into our YouTube video. What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
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That was pretty funny. I liked it. I didn't think it was funny. I thought it was pretty hilarious.
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The meanest thing you've ever done in your entire life. Oh, meanest? I thought you said worst. Worst, meanest, whatever. Well, meanest and worst is two different things. Okay, I don't know. It doesn't have to be intentional, but like you could, I mean, kind of intentional, like maybe you hit a car and then you drove off. Like, there's meanest and there's worst.
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Like, worst decision ever was we should have all invested in Bitcoin, you know, in 2010.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I'm sorry. How did that have to do anything with you? I don't know.
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you know what's kind of you said something bad about somebody and he got back around to him and then they were like wow kinsey i thought we were friends anything she ain't gonna tell the real story we all know it is 31 minutes basically it's 35 this thing just won't die though oh wait i think she's been going the whole episode we started it right when we started the podcast i bet it's supposed i bet it's supposed to be like a 30 minute timer then uh no no yeah
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, it's still going. Yeah, it's been open. Maybe it's like 32 minutes.
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The 32-minute timer. Oh, thanks, guys. I was like, and it just came off, and I was like, you were really about to make us pay for that? Your car got scratched. You were pretty good recently. We haven't talked about that.
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Chow mein. Chow mein is my favorite thing. That's not real chow mein. It's so trash. That's chow mein. Chow mein. Chow mein. Do you like pizza? Chow mein, dog. If they would take out, listen, if they would take out all the lettuce in that, in the chow mein. Chow mein? The actual noodle is perfecto. I mean, it's like Paul cooking the noodles.
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Dang, that is more for you than Matt does for your birthday. Perfume, flowers.
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That was the meanest thing? I felt like that was really mean. You didn't tell him because you wanted to keep getting the free stuff?
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No. She's glazing herself. You've definitely done some ruthless things. I know. Tell me some mean stuff you've done.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You've done something mean. Harper was the meanest. Never mind. Don't answer that.
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I'm just imagining Kenzie stuck in the door like a freaking pig in the blanket, dude.
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That's what older siblings do. Matt did it to me, too. No, but it was so sad. When did I do that? Actually, you and mom. What? You'd go up to mom and be like, I don't want to catch me and my friends. That's not true. And mom would be like... Cash, those are Matt's friends. You can't hang out with them. That's not true. Wait, your mom said that? That's not true. They're older than you. Wow.
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Your friends come over and they're like, oh, your older sibling has a license? Yeah. Oh, we want to be friends with them instead.
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We're just all talking trash on our siblings. And I'm right here, first of all.
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That's the only one that's not. Well, actually, no, you and Kate are the middle child.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Whoa, we have three middle children on this podcast and two youngest. We don't have one oldest. We need an oldest. No, they'll try to like make things in order and like be on time. Try to fix the hole in the wall. Yeah. We need chaos. That's why we have the younger children. I had something on here that I wanted to say. Oh yes. Speaking of the Kinsey in a door frame. What?
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Maverick one time, when we were like 13 or whatever, he literally, the door is still broke to this day. He completely destroyed the entire door frame and door. My door at the back of my house now, when you open it, it opens like this.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I don't know what he did. No, no. The whole door frame is, the wood is completely snapped.
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They've gotten rid of us. Okay. I don't know what he did. Do you remember what you did? I don't know, but all I know is I never run faster in my life than when I was trying to run to the door to lock the door when Maverick was chasing me. I kicked that door down too. I kicked that door down. Not kicked, slammed my body. I don't remember what I did.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Nothing's worse than when you're running from your sibling and you try to shut the door and lock it. And it slams on yourself. Nothing's also worse than when you're in a fight with your sibling and something breaks and both of you are all like... Oh, no. You know what? We're done. You're like on the same team now. You're like, we gotta hide this.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
And you get McDonald's and eat for happy ever after.
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Yeah. Except we never got ice cream. What? We never got ice cream. What do you mean? From McDonald's. Ma'am, you eat ice cream all the time. But I didn't get it as a kid. Yes, you did.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
He's victim blaming the ice cream. We never got ice cream. That's crazy.
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That is such a valid thing. Have y'all tried a bouzouki? Yeah. A bouzouki. Have we tried one? I used to call it a bouzouka.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
It literally starts with a P, my man. Those things are banging.
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Those are one of my favorite desserts. Chocolate chip warm cookie with ice cream. Maybe two poos, please.
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When people get anything besides a chocolate chip cookie, I mean, that's just disgusting. Well, no.
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Why would he bring it up? That's weird. I don't know how you got that.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah, probably. That song is going to be coming out in like probably two months.
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And Chase was doing it, too. Matt and Chase were both going off on their pizookies on how tiny they were. Kinsey's always getting mad. She's like, you don't need ice cream. No, you don't need that.
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If I want it. So I was like, hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Wait, the guy comes back, I hope it's like a pizookie. And then they order me a mini pizookie?
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You talk like Mater, do you know that? She does talk like Mater. I'm done. I'm sick of this podcast.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yes, it is. You need protein. I eat Pringles, Slim Jims, and Skinny Pop. The additives in those snacks. Skinny Pop is like fine, but Slim Jims and Pringles. Skinny Pop, Slim Jims, and Pringles. My entire drawer is filled with that.
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And I feel like Slim Jims are not good for you. Well, my six pack would say different.
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All y'all got to know is in about two months, we're going to be dropping a song called You Know Me Better.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What's up, guys? We're back with another episode and in today's episode, we're gonna be doing something super crazy. In today's episode, we're gonna be doing this.
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You ever think you can eat ice cream and then eat root beer? You have a root beer for the entire stomach? Yes. I think that all is mine. It's like it can't be good for my stomach. It's just combining in there. It's like drinking Coke and then eating a Mentos after.
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Yeah. I'm like, never say that. You say that once a day. Why do you want low sugar in my food? I don't eat sugar. I eat low sugar. Everyone always claims that I say I eat low sugar. You're not low sugar. I am low sugar compared to that guy. That guy is fast. That's not true. You eat just as much sugar as me and not more. Not that.
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And I eat less sugar than Kenzie. What? Yeah. No. That is true statement as well. She eats a lot of ice cream actually in the fridge.
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I have like five pints. I know you eat the cherry ice cream.
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Oh, that is bull crap. I don't even order dessert. But you order five meals! And, oh yeah, you guys were talking about fattening stuff. Well, Kate's gonna die first because she eats Diet Coke with every meal, which is one of the worst things to possibly eat.
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Yes, and all of you, and I mean all of you, be drinking drinks that have freaking caffeine in them. And caffeine is not good for the society. No, I will.
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It is not. You know what happens when you eat caffeine? Then you run off caffeine. No, no, no. You have crashes. And you know what you need to run off of? Protein.
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There's giving up all the info on it. Oh, sorry. No, it's like a teaser. Go subscribe to Cash and Maverick YouTube channel.
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Kate gets it with every meal. And then every once in a while.
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Like every once in a while, I'll be like, I'll take an icy please. And she's like, really? You're going to eat an icy here in front of everyone?
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I mean, no one shames you in public for your eating habits.
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And you know it's sad? That's crazy to call that help. I'll tell you that. I don't need help. I want the Red Dive 40.
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I haven't said this in months. She's like, dude, do that. And I help her work out. And I'm like, come on, one more rep. And then she's crying. I don't want to do this. And everyone in the gym is looking at me like, what a horrible dude. And then we get in the car and she's like, you're really going to eat that?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
My man does. His Taco Bell order is fat. Why does everyone complain about my Taco Bell order? Because when you send me stuff to pick you up from Taco Bell, it's literally half the menu. He's like, Hey, can I get a Mexican pizza with double cheese? And then also, I need four Doritos Locos tacos. And then can I also get four pack of Cinnabon Delights? I also would like a Baja Blast Mountain Freeze.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
If you want to hear that song later. You're making a summer playlist? No, that's different. She got a card. She's like, I need a summer playlist. No, sorry.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I purposely do not order the Cinnabon Delights or the Baja Blast Freeze. You have ordered those many times. Because I'm low sugar. Many times you've ate those. I'm low sugar. No, I don't eat the Baja Blast Freeze or the Cinnabons.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I love ranch. That's my point. And I don't see what's wrong with ranch if you're eating a salad and you got a six-pack like me.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You know what? When you go to the gym and you eat afterwards, most of the time I don't even eat because I'm skinny clean.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That's true. You ate so much in bed. You know what? Kate said that the other day. Now that I think about it, you get mad at me for eating a lot. I'm sitting there in bed eating my skinny pop. We posted a TikTok about it. I'm eating my skinny pop in bed. Lights are off. I think she's asleep. I'm just eating my skinny pop. And she turns over.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I'm going to have my top down. I want to make sure I'm playing good music for everyone else to hear.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
She turns over and she's like, Cash, you are eating yourself to sleep. And I was like, And what about it? She says it like it's a bad thing. You have no idea. I know the same crap.
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I got a full one downstairs. I brought it up here. And it's gone. I've had to resort to hiding things from him. You don't need that. I go, what do you mean I don't need that? I go, well, can I have it? No, I drink it. What? What? That's crazy.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Nothing is worse, though, than when you connect to the car and just everyone's like, dude, what? Can you disconnect? Oh, yeah. When you get asked to disconnect, it's mad embarrassing. Never happens to me. Yeah, it does. It just doesn't. No, it doesn't. All kids you listen to is that one song that goes...
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
So I wouldn't know it's root beer. Wow. Yeah. And then I'm like, I mean, if that's not bad, I don't know what it is. And she's like, it's root beer. I'm like, oh, well, can I have a sip? She's like, no. I'm like, well, no, give me a sip of that. So I reach over there. She's like, no, no. And she drinks the root. She's chugging it. So I can't have it. That was the best thing I have seen.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
So you just take one for the team and eat it yourself.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, it's just not true. You can be a 12-pack and that lasts, like, two weeks. No, it doesn't. I buy two 12-packs.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
They are lying to all of you. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to them. I can't believe we're putting this on the internet. Just straight lies.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah, you know what she did? She got me the little six-ounce root beers. She got me the miniature ones.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Who do you miss, Harper? Gerald? Don't worry, he's right here.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I don't know who she said. Tell Gerald one more time. Oh, she said she misses Maddox.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What is Maddox Harper? What is the ship name for that? Marper. Marper. Whatever happened to Marper?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, you have no clue. Yeah, you have no idea. Gigi Wonder.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
And I'm pretty sure you kissed one in the music video. Oh my gosh, I did not kiss one in the music video. I would like to replay that moment. Yeah, why don't you guys demonstrate for us real quick what happened? No, not together. Me and Mav? What the? They were way too close for that.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, the one that Matthew had. The unreleased one? Yeah, the one in Oklahoma City. Oh, yeah, we do have one song that we never released. We shot a music video and everything. No, we have two, three, two. Yeah, we have, like, two that we shot music videos for. Listen, Harper, sometimes people give you ship names. Sometimes... What are you saying? It feels like it's meant to be.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Wait, wait, what's... Why do you sound so angry about these ship names?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
It does. Oh, wait. Sorry, no, if your name came first. Haddix. He's so behind. Haddix is low-key a better ship name. No, Marper's cute. You had Haddix. You Haddix? Wait. Not no more.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Okay, fine. Well, if we cut it, it is her fault.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
End of the beginning. No, this is the beginning of the end.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What do you mean? Y'all have been friends for like a year. Yeah, I keep seven-day streaks with my non-friends too.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I know it's old, but... You want to know how bad down bad Kinsey is? Oh, Summertime Sadness, obviously.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What do you mean? You just said you had a seven-day streak.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, that's the worst. That's the worst. The what are we? The what are we conversation? If a girl hits you with, hey, I have a question. Oh, no. Well, you know what?
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you want to know how bad i listen to all the music but my favorite artist is ian munsick and he sounds like a violin and y'all can't ever know how down bad kinsey is kinsey is down so bad on her culture and age or whatever you would like to call it whoa she didn't even know who jake or logan paul was did
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
It's that they decided after a thought about it for months, they decided they were... Harper, have you ever been in that situation? We had to ask, what are we?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, so wait, what do you... Oh, so you mean... Listen. He asked you, what are we?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
sometimes when i used to have a crush on a guy and i was like he doesn't know i exist he genuinely did not know i exist okay but the thing is he texts dude i mean y'all have some sad lives but the thing is i start every conversation and we have the same style like he's so nice but at the same time we're back because harper got into some details no
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah. There's a male species out there that Harper does or may not like. Wait, what part are we cutting at? That's all you need to know.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Just the part where you kind of air out everything.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, if you guys come to the live shows, trust me, you're getting the uncut show. Yeah.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I feel like we cut like once every like three or four episodes. It's like three or four. Yeah, and it's Blue Couch's fault. It really is. Y'all are always the ones being cut. Blue Couch is not responsible for any of that. To be honest, it's not our fault. We get trapped into questions, and you guys want us to say things, and then here we are.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I think I have the least amount of cuts. That's not true.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Who has the second least amount of cuts, Alex? Kate? And then me? I will tell y'all in three months from now.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, I didn't. Oh, wait. I have a story about dead cats, though.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
OK, but really fast. Can we talk about the story? No. Oh, see? See? That was really fast. Let me say something. Wait. I found this out yesterday. What the frick is the story, Kate? It threw me for a whirl.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Did you, though? That was the most like... I didn't kill anybody's cat. I hope you know, everyone out there thinks you're a cat murderer right now.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That's what an old person would say. And I barely even got on it. No. It's not her fault. She's from a place with no internet. Oh, my gosh.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah, but hopefully next episode, Kate will tell the story about how she killed someone's cat. I didn't kill anybody's cat. We'll enter Kate's evil villain era. Thank you guys for watching. Make sure to subscribe. We'll see you next time.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
What are you doing? We just started. We just started the episode and she's already running off. She already ran off before we started the episode.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Yeah, that's just not real guys we should do that game where it's like um It's like you say the word and so you have to name a song with that word in it or sing the song from the I saw that on tiktok and was wanting to try it and I was trying to play along with their video and they would say a word and I pause it before they say something and it would Legitimately take me like five minutes to come up with one.
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Oh Wait, what? They say a word. I think they were faking it on their video. Say a word. Okay, so I say a word. And then I have to say a song with that word in it? No, you gotta like sing it. So if it's like boots, you gotta be like, got a little dirt on my boots. Why do we say the same one? Well, that's just because that's the boot song, man.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I mean, there's a lot of booty sounds, man. But, okay. They give you weird words like this. Remote. Remote.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That's my chair. That's my chair? No. You gotta sing the song where it says chair in it.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Dude, see, all of Kenzie's songs, you just know she didn't know who Jake and Logan was. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, next word. No, I have a chair song. Harper, it doesn't work if you ask for the word. Oh, wait, I got another one that's more sloppy. You unforgettable, huh? You unforgettable.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Y'all don't know how this game works. You're using your phone. You can't pronounce the words and you can't look it up. That's not the game. Oh, let me just chat GPT real quick. I got one. Okay, ready? I have one.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That doesn't say chair. No paper chaser booty how me like yeah, whoa First one to get it ready. Yeah. All right microphone
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Everyone knows we're married, sweetheart. Wait, was your ring on last episode?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Oh, okay. Ready, ready, ready? That was good. Camera.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Okay, okay. Ready, ready? La la la. Alright, first one to three points. We're restarting. Ready? First one to three.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Um... Wall. Push me up against the wall. You know I will call. You're just making up a song. You just made up a song. I did not just make up a song. Come on, this is easy.
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To the window. To the wall. To the wall. I win, point. Yeah, Kenzie got one. Kenzie, you ready? Car. I got my track list last week. Dancing on top of cars, stumbling out of bars. Matt. What? Oh, that's you actually. That's a song. I feel like Matt's just going to start singing and just make it up a song. Yeah, I can't trust it. What? Jonas Brothers. 1-1. Games.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Wait, is that actually a real? Yeah, video games. Okay, one, one, one. Did they say games? Yeah.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
That's the wrong kind of sun though. I think he meant the other sun.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I could play this game all day, but we are on a podcast. No, no. One, one, one, one. Ready?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
We had been divorced for 45 minutes. We're back now. Everything is okay now. Such a hard decision in life, man, is deciding when to order your Uber Eats. You mean DoorDash? This episode will be like an hour long or something, right? It says it should take 15 to 30 minutes, but is that lying to me? Or should I order it now? You know what's good?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
All right, ready, ready? Go. Next point wins. No, no. No. It's first to three, Mav.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
You feel like you're going to lose? You got to say that. You're like, all right, this one's for all the marbles. Okay. Okay, ready? First to three. Glasses. Whiskey glasses. I don't want to see the truth. Oh, wow. No way Mav wins this. Mav has just heard a lot of music. Mav's one point away. I'm locked in. Okay, we'll go. Shoe?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, I said it first. Don't step on my blue side shoes. I wanted to give it to Harper. What? But I said it first. No, I don't think you did. I got the shoes first.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I think I won that, but maybe not. 2-2-1-1. You guys better do something over here. All right.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I have to plug my ears because y'all talk and then once y'all start saying I can't think. I'm about to be so hyped if he wins this. I'm telling you. Hurry. Are you ready? Lock it, lock it. Ready? Door.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Don't close. I'll show you the door. She was literally singing. She didn't say that. She got it. Did she say door? Yeah, she got it. Your ears were just... What did she say? Well, she didn't... Can you unplug your ears? What did she say?
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Yeah, and I got to it first. She said, I'll show you the door. It's okay.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
No, no, no. Lizard. Two points. No, I won. I literally won. Two, two, two points. I already won twice. No, it's the first person to start singing it and get it. I did. I sang it. You said, like, I'll show you the door. That's what I said.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
Matt was like, something, picture frames, Chris Stapleton. Okay, whatever. All right, next one. He won four times. Ready? Three, two, one. TV.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
We're not sponsored by Uber Eats or DoorDash, so I can say this. I hate Uber Eats and DoorDash. I hate them with a passion.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
She did not win. He can't accept the L. I won three times. He can't. Matt doesn't do good when he loses. He might rage on me.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I won three. Here it comes. I'm pretty sure it was four. Dude, he was like. I think four, too. Does anybody know the song is saying about the door no What was the door song y'all should fact-check me because I don't know either The word is Tire.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I think Kinsey got it. I think she did. I'm going to give it to Kinsey because it means more to her.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
All right, speed round between you two. Ready? What the?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
If they'd like this to sponsor us, I would take it back. A month from now, we're going to get like a DoorDash or Uber Eats host read ad, and I was going to be sitting there on the couch like, Uber Eats is one of my favorite places. You're right. It always arrives on time and hot and ready. Just enough for me to eat. I do like Uber Eats and DoorDash. No, you don't.
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Yeah, it is. You can't wear my sweatshirt. Oh, yeah, that's not the song.
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
We've been doing it for a few slides. Yeah, this is a fun game. I like this game. We'll play when we're not actually on the phone. Me, you can play after. Ready?
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What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
I don't. What I know I know I know I know I know what is that to say switching it no, okay Level up like Nintendo.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I have a gift. The gift is for the estrogen side of the room. Uh-oh, specifically your wife. Hey, you're being ridiculous.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, I'm not even kidding. I'm so bruised. And my shoulder.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I mean, I don't know what to say, man. You fell through the steel. I mean, that's not you.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Come on. Yeah, come on, Harper. What are we doing? Here we go.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
All right, that was a better stance. Why didn't you do this in the first place? I don't know. We just got here.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You have to open it. I can't see who she's talking to. Stop. Whoa. Who are you calling?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Then she followed up, she called you a weird little kid.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I keep looking up because I'm scared he's going to fall on me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, Cash in the Attic is like a whole YouTube channel.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You could come down the ladder now. You know, you were just by the ladder. Did you know? One way in, one way out. Wait, you just knocked our lights out.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Probably Kate. If we're being honest here. Okay, what I missed while I was gone. I heard Kate and Kinsey yelling at each other.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, a bunch of Daryls came flying out. Or Kinsey said that Kate... No, Maverick said that Kinsey said... Hey, why y'all been mad at... Kate and Kinsey have been mad at each other all day.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're not trying to start nothing. Oh, yeah? Well, that's not what Kate had to tell me earlier today. What did Kate tell you? She came into my room complaining about Kinsey. Oh, did she?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I have, like, drywall, like, splinchins or something. Because... Splinchins? Yeah, I'm very itchy. Oh, yeah. Splinchins? I'm very itchy, very irritated on my elbows. What is a splinchin? Can you describe to me what a splinchin is? A splinchin? A splinchin, yes. It hurts really bad on my elbows.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Listen, it's very itchy. I think you're a splint chin.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Little splint chin looking dude. How did spit get on this?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Dude, we could do a slide from that hole to that hole!
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Like, from Paddington? Wait, what did you say? Do you think... You know, like, those fire escape tubes?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You've never seen those? I don't think you've ever seen those. Yeah, you know, like when people are escaping?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You mean like when they're doing construction on a high building, they put a tube to throw all their debris down? Yes, that thing. But they actually make those for cruise ships that...
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That was a pretty good one. That was a pretty good idea.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Is that going to be a core memory for anyone? I'll tell you what, that was almost my last memory. Because I was terrified. It was almost our last memory, too. Me and Harper were like, he's going to kill us. Y'all want to tell me why I heard laughing in the room while I was nearly dying?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You looked stupid as forever. You were swinging like an egg. For some reason, you're doing the splits. I don't know what was going on.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I was like, Andy McNulty, why are you in our attic? Wait, what did you call it? Squintered? Splin-shins? Splin-shins. Wait, what is that? I don't know. It's like a version of a munchkin, I think. I don't know.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That's what I have. If someone says splint shin or splint shin one more time, I'm done. All you need to know is that's what I have in my elbows. Okay, and it hurts badly. I'm going to need to see a psychiatrist after this, okay?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Psychiatrists are doctors. Yes, see? Doctor, psychiatrist.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Everyone else laughed and you overreacted. You saw everyone else in the room did not react that way.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You did? Did you laugh about my headphones that I gave you?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yo, why are you guys salty at each other? I don't get it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
She's mad. Okay, somebody's mad, and I don't know who it is.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cut that part out. If we're cutting something, I'm gonna... Never mind, I won't say it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Well, it's a joke that probably would have got cut anyways. Well, all right. Well, just cut the part where I said the bedwetting.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm laughing, too. You're making fun of her for laughing at the mat. You're like, don't laugh at her. But you're being mean to me now for my laugh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Oh, my gosh. Because see how Kate, like, tries to bite my head off every once in a while? Secretly, over there on the side, Kenzie's just like... It's a mat.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Comments will say themselves that... What's happening? Kate always starts the beef with Mav.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Is that true? Don't talk about it. Me and Harper don't fight. Cash, please. We never fight. Not once. We don't even get into arguments.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
who's frank are you seeing somebody else frank um well seriously what dude i mean the eyes i'm getting from both of them right now what why are you avoiding the question about frank yeah what the are y'all tired i'm very tired i'm gonna get tired of what
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cash, just open it for her. Open it for her. Cash, open it for her.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Wait, there's something to hash out? Something needs hash. Something needs hash.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
She said so much. Give it back. Give it back. Thank you for catching it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
And then the girl asked for a photo and I was like, of course Cuz I have to be nice and you walked away and you're like, I hope she gets splinch ins Yeah, yeah don't make fun of me no he still causes splinch ins I don't know you mean but what what do you have?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cash, it's got to be closer to her. Let her see what's in it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Cash, no. Cash, she's freaking out. She's going to run away. Give it to her now.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You guys need to step off and go talk about whatever y'all need to talk about.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I've been complaining about Kenzie's stuff in the attic, and then, yeah, putting a bunch of Gerald's up there. It's kind of crazy.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Where are they? As soon as they landed, they took off. They always do that.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You'll have to go round them up later. That's all right.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Is there a shortage of storage around here? Well, because you took the attic and the garage. Yeah. Yes, there is.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What happened? No, no, that's not stretch marks, sweetheart. It's got cankles. No, that's not cankles. No, it's shinlets, actually. I've seen that before.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Man, we're going to have to start our podcast in Antarctica because it is so cold in here. You know who's going to clean it up.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What is that? Kate, you'll be okay. You'll be okay. You'll be okay. This is sad to watch. I mean, this is sad. This is real sad.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Are you okay? I mean, I don't know if it was a slap. You're a tough girl.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yes, the cameras have been on the whole time. I've been telling you guys we're not cutting.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
She's crying. I do feel bad, Kate, right now. I just feel like, why do you gotta...
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
We're going to clean up that Coca-Cola. Yeah, I think for everyone's sanity, me and you should clean this up.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hey, wait. Is there any water still in there? I'm thirsty. Oh, thank you. I just... It's pretty empty. Can you refill it? Can you refill it? Oh, man. What are you laughing at?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't even know whose fault all that was. Because they were both being very irrational. I mean, they were just both being crazy. I mean, that was like... I'll call them crazy. Where are they? I don't know, but that was... And why is that still on the wall? That's my question. I don't know, but I really don't feel bad.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
You haven't seen her hit someone? You haven't been around long enough, man. I'm not kidding. I've never seen Kate and Kinsey fight.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me say this. Let me say this. You think you pranked us?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Listen, listen. No, you guys, I don't think you understand a prank.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, I don't think you understand what a prank is. Because now... You got slapped.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That was crazy. You have water dumped all over you, and you have a big mess to clean up. You guys didn't prank anyone but yourselves. I'm not sure who got pranked but you. You slapped yourselves, poured water on yourselves, and made a ginormous mess.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What about it? No, we thought all y'all's feelings were true.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I don't know. I mean, you guys are just kind of repeating the stuff you say behind each other's back mostly, right?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I mean, we're not the ones that got slapped. Y'all clean us up now. What do you mean, no?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
See what's inside. I actually don't know what's inside. That's the fun part. I kind of want to open it.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm done with them both. I have a gift. Yes. Let's start off with a gift, Matt. That is a great idea.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Kate, I didn't know you were that scared of headphones.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't know it was in there either babe all i know is we got great content right now we are killing this episode i feel like the girls are not happy what i'm fine kate's just being a baby for no reason oh my gosh she is i mean that was like it's a gift i mean i mean she was scared come on okay she was scared but i opened the box so i'm the hero right kate just thought it was bugs and she doesn't like bugs
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Me and Alex just picked some rat noises on YouTube. And I told him to just play it every once in a while.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Yo, what? You're the one who put the bow in it. Yo, for real.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Whoa, whoa, are we upset or something? I don't get it. Nothing happened. It was just Beats headphones.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Hey, to be fair, Kenzie should stop that if she thinks it's too far.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Okay, she didn't know, but that doesn't change anything. She's my wife, so she's partially responsible.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
It did look deadly. I threw a couple things in there. The fragile logo. That doesn't look good to open.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Man, that was so good. We should do this more often. Oh! What? I have something we can open. What? Hold on. It's in the attic. I'm going to get it. Listen, I have a present for one of you, and it's actually a good present. Who wants it? I want it. Not me.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Okay, no, I actually have something, and I've been waiting for it to give it to you guys, and I've been hiding it from you guys. So I put it in the attic.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Because I was having to hide it from everyone, and the only place no one goes around here is the attic. Dude, I'm kind of excited. Can you go get my gift? No, guys, I'm being serious.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Who is it for? It's for anyone, but seriously, I need you guys to nominate who wants the gift. Me! Me!
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Give me the gift, give me the gift. A from A to Z. Yes, this gift is not for you. Oh, dude, the gifts are never for me. The gift is for the estrogen side of the room. Uh-oh. Specifically your wife. Uh-oh.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
No, you have plenty. I'm just going to go get it and then we can decide. You get gifts all the time. You just got a car.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm not going to lie. When we put the headphones in there, we knew it would terrify you.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
What was just funny to me was Kinsey's face. She kept looking at me like, what's in that box?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
Things like insects? It wasn't an insect. What insect growls like that?
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I'm worried. I'm not worried. Dude, stuff is moving. He's a man.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
He got that whole jet ski in the garage, and it's just been sitting there for like 10 years.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
I didn't think that would happen, to be honest. But, you know, it is what it is.
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Kate Raged and Slapped Kenzie!
That is not what I thought when you were saying Joe Don Baker.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I have the one and only, one of a kind book, handwritten by Kate Marie Baker. No! Which one should we crack open first? Let's start with the red diary. Can I have it? No, stop. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, like, why wouldn't you get, like, a dog you want?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Literally, Harper, like, what's the point in that?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh. It's almost like a... Is your caramel drippy? Wait, did you guys get it? Yes, we got it. Do they get it? No, no, I don't think they get it. Can you explain the joke? Wait, wait, wait. Explain the joke.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, it's like- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
They don't get it. They're trying to fit in.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Are you kidding me? Wait, why is it funny?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh, I mean, they are just so ancient. I mean, you guys.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Lizzo? Lizzo calling you? Yeah, we're calling. Lizzo? What the?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, I'll explain. I'll explain the drippy joke so you can understand it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, see. What? All right, well, hold on. I got no time. Yo, listen. That was bleeped. The improv was there.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Actually, you're not a freak. You keep it in.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Don't quit. Quick noodles? It is a paw. You got them. Take on the family recipe. Fun fact.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What? Wait, you farted? And then you leaned into it. Ew. That's great. I mean, we should really get out of here.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, Logan was like comparing the Lunchable to Lunchable and their cheese was drippy. The Lunchable cheese and Lunchable. And he was like, ooh, I like my cheese drippy.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What? It did? Yeah, they don't sell them anymore.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, no, no. Okay. Wow. I mean, she is behind. No, the cheese being drippy is good. Who wants non-drippy cheese? Do you want to dip your chip in cheese that's just like a rock or do you want it to be drippy?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, no, it's not like we're not fixing this no no lunchable you get a cracker you get your ham and you get your Slice of cheese.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I feel like Kimmy's confused a lot just in general.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What? What? There's no way she believes that. There ain't no way anyone could ever believe that.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Now, was this for, say, drippy cheese, or was it solid cheese? What do you mean?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
So someone's mad. Yeah. You could always just quit the diet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, I don't understand the first story. I have multiple stories I haven't got to the point. Did anybody understand the first story? No, you guys didn't let me finish. She's mad. She accidentally ate a bunch of cheese. No, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. You're getting a call. Oh, my gosh. Harper's phone call is, like, freaking up.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That was the loudest vibration phone ever.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Not me. It goes right through if I eat cheese. Yeah, what do you mean it makes you constipated?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, he was very into the movie. Were you...
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Maverick always sung it really good. Maverick and Kate's brother, Michael. And I filmed the music video on my iPhone.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, it'll get copyrighted for the beat. But the song was called Two Homies in Cancun. It's never been posted. Don't bother looking it up. It's not on the internet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You guys have it already you should go to the link in the description We have like 10 other YouTube channels between all of us you guys should go subscribe to all of them Subscribe to mine please the Kinsey Brie also.
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Let me check the subscriber account, but I'm pretty sure we're coming up on 100,000 subscribers. If you hit 100, I'm going to shoot myself.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh my gosh. Well, falling in love is like a series of a long time. I feel like that would have been a moment where you fall out of love.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
It's close. It is close. And if all of you guys go follow FluffyUnicorn68, we will hit 100,000 subscribers.
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My most recent long-form... Well, sorry. Fluffy's most recent long-form video is at 205,000 views.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What do you do in your vocal lessons? Because I used to have vocal lessons. Matt, we had a weird vocal coach. I can't lie. Can we talk about that? No, no. Don't put her on blast. That'd be crazy. But I did none of that crap that she told me to do. Nah, we gotta talk about it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
yeah i feel like there's a lot of random little dude she always that vocal teacher would always try to give me homework and like things to do and she'd be like you need to listen to this opera video and sing along with it at home i was like i'm not doing that and then i'd be like that's the stupidest thing ever i'm not doing that and then i go in my room and i would just hear mav in the other room like
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I guess I was just entertained by a kid movie. He was.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I know you have the same homework right now I don't it's just to open my mouth or my throat wider because this is my throat being close and this isn't being wide Okay, I don't know.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Do you walk around practicing giving yourself a double jig?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You need a lot more lessons. I think you should extend the time to more than 30 minutes.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I mean, not really. We're drawing a YouTube video on Cash and Maverick YouTube channel called, Who Killed Harper Zelmer? Zelmer. Okay, yes, I get it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I went to studies for that. But anyways, sorry. Continue your story, Kenzie. Okay.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah. No, Cash and I were hating our lives during that movie. The original's banging. Kung Fu Panda 4 was like, stop trying to milk more movies out of it. Listen, was it like... predictable a little bit.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
What? Why are you laughing so hard at that? I was just showing her my head voice.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That's the first thing that comes to my mind.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Very good. You nailed that one. Can we hear the other two?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
She might have dyed her hair brown. She's still blonde, man.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I hope y'all know this is what living in our house hears you hear. You see your mouth going, beep-daw, beep-daw, beep-daw. You hear a kid going, this is my British accent.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You don't know how to do any impressions or anything. She's like, Stella, Stella, come here. Stella. That's our whole house. Carmen is like, dude, that is totally not cool, man. You gotta go ski. Ski? Is that cool?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, sorry. We're going to give you one final attempt at it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I remember, man, when I was younger, my favorite thing was at McDonald's when they dropped the Kung Fu Panda toys. Oh my goodness. And Tiger, the Tigress one, when you would push her down, she would go, and then she'd do a backflip. She'd go, and do a backflip on her feet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Just do it. No, she's done. Just do it. Cancel.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I want to see a straight phrase from you. Everyone, no smiles. Full sentence, Kate.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Whale, whale, whale. All right, maybe we're being too hard on her. Somebody else try one.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That was better, Matt. What the heck? What are we doing, Australia? Yeah, Australia. Well, mate, we're going to head down to the river, see if we've got any crocodiles down there.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
That was pretty good. You're telling me you don't practice?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, yeah, you hit that. Harper has vocal lessons after this podcast.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Harper's missing a nail. What are you doing to that straw? Turn it into licorice.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
When I was younger, my favorite thing was at McDonald's when they dropped the Kung Fu Panda toys. And Tiger, when you would push her down, she would go... And then she'd do a backflip and land on her feet.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Other than that, though... Have you ever been to Slick City?
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What is Slick City? Okay, it is a very intense sport. Actually, it's not. It's a bunch of slides, but... No, no, no, no. Okay. Technically, pop up a picture of Slick City real quick. Just imagine Cash as Slick City, and then he's like, Slick back. Slick back. No, no, no. I shall show you Slick City.
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They canceled her membership? Let me tell you, that's not my reading. That's how it was wrote. I really want a boyfriend. I really want a boyfriend, Costco. I really want a boyfriend. Costco said he doesn't like me. But two weeks ago, he was, like, in love with me. Now he says he doesn't like me at all. Oh, no.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
You had a foul mouth, young lady. That is a curse word if I've ever seen one.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
It's an abbreviation. I've never even heard Kate say a curse word. Not even anything close to a curse word. I've never even heard Kate say anything relatively close to a curse word.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, she said like butt. We can't say that word. I don't know what word that is.
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Yeah, yet. I kind of want to date... This is a new guy. We'll call him Walmart. I kind of want to date Walmart, but I think he might like me. Girl, you got over Costco so way too fast. Anyway, I kind of want a boyfriend. Look at Kate. She's kind of excited to read her diary. I mean, you are so desperate in this book.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Walmart was the only one who made me... better about, Walmart was the only one who made me feel better about Costco.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Which is why, which is why. Walmart made me feel better about Costco? which is why we are best friends, but I want to be more.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
She's looking for membership. Yeah, Harper knew that before I was even done reading it. Listen. I said, this is why we are best friends, but Harper goes, but this is why I want to be more than best friends.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, Dear Diary. So today was a good... What? Dear diary, so today was good. I don't want Costco anymore. I mean, he just isn't cute to me anymore. I thought Costco might- I can't believe you write this down. Like, the fact you're sitting here writing this down is like, this guy sucks. He's not cool. Is this really what girls do for fun?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I thought Costco might ask me out again, but he didn't. That's sad. Men are trash. The men in your life, they're just trash.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I can't believe these guys said this to you. Okay, there's a new fella entering the Love Square.
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There's a third guy? This is a Love Square if I've ever seen one. Target said he would. Okay, sorry. I thought Costco might ask me out again, but he didn't. That's sad. Target said he would, but he didn't.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
No, she did. And then she said, Target said he would, but he didn't. So I am a little sad.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, is that like an upper-decky up in there? What is that?
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Dear Diary. Do you start all of them with Dear Diary? Yes, every page starts with Dear Diary. Dear Diary. So I'm 100% sure I don't like him. Who's him? Oh, this is... Is it Costco, Walmart, or Target? This is Walmart. Okay. I'm initially putting parentheses Walmart. I like... Oh, my gosh. What?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Man, she's playing the whole field. Kroger. Kroger. I like Kroger. He's cute and in eighth grade. What? Sorry sorry and in eighth period That's why I should be reading it. Yo, I blew it he blew He blew what I'm sorry door like TNT.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Everyone stop it. He blew in my ear today. What? Just to freak me out. I kind of liked it.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh my goodness. No, yeah, keep reading. I want to read more in another episode. I want to ask him out. I want to ask him out. Or him ask me. So get this.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, but I don't play the slides. He's never even been on a slide.
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another dude oh we'll call him best buy so get this best buy said walmart broke up with me because he saw a new girl who moved in and moved in next door and she's homeschooled so he's been talking to her that poor girl he was a whip he was a whip he won't talk to her i bet LOL. Bye! LOL. Bye!
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I think the sticky notes are starts of new chapters. Chapter 2. Wait, what's the date? Oh, 5-23-2016.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Hold on, hold on. Wait, let me see how long this one is. Oh, it's one page.
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Today was good. I took a test, and after school... Wait, today was good. I took a test, and after- I'm gonna grab my phone. Yeah, you're good. After school, there's another dude. I don't even- I mean, how does one- This is in 2016? Yes.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Yeah, I've never been on the slides yet, but I actually kind of want to hit a slide. But they have an air-up basketball court. You know like a tumbling track?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Well, okay, there's another guy. We'll just call him freaking Chipotle.
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You can plug it in while you're on the call.
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Where'd the plug go? 5, 4, 3, 2, a little one go. You can plug it in.
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Anyways, we'll read more on a future podcast.
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Really? I can't wait for Read Your Diary Part 2. We haven't even gotten to the Blue Notebook yet. But we will be reading more of these on some more episodes. So make sure to subscribe because 80% of you guys that watch this are not subscribed, so please subscribe.
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Yeah, so please subscribe to our podcast. Also, go subscribe to Cash for Maverick. We're going to be dropping a YouTube video on there called Who Killed Harper Zimmer? So if you want to see that, go subscribe.
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I've already had it at... But Urban Air is closed permanently.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this a true statement? I need to find it. It probably is.
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Okay, what is the name of this place? You've changed it like four times. Listen, at Slick City, all I know is there's a basketball court and me and a homie's pulling up. Oh my gosh, she's right.
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Jump on a whip and I'm whipping the Audi. Listen, we did go there for a Cash From Maverick video. I cannot disclose what the video is yet, but if you go subscribe to our Cash From Maverick YouTube channel, you will see in like a week or two when we drop it.
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It's okay, Kenzie. You don't gotta be embarrassed. Kenzie's embarrassed. It's Kenzie. It's okay.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Listen, if you didn't know the air track was under me, you would assume I'm in the NBA if you just saw the goal.
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It's crazy. Hey guys, I'm posting a podcast right now.
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The podcast that goes out today when we shoot this called.
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Don't quit. Well, yeah, your hair is blonde. Noodles. Honestly, I feel like you should go back blonde if we're being for real. Yeah. I feel like just more people know you as... So rude. No, no, no, not like that. I love you as brunette hair. It makes you look older, more mature. But I feel like the internet, for thumbnails, people know you as blonde.
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I thought you were going to ask about Mr. Beast being shirtless on our thumbnail.
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Show the world your true colors, Kenzie. What's that supposed to mean? She's trying to act like she doesn't eat and she's a little skinny queen, but she eats on the pod. Look at that. Noodles.
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Tortellini, that's what it's called. I was trying to order that at Olive Garden, and I was like, dude. What's the thing with the noodles and you put stuff inside it? You brought your own food?
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It's not sauce, it's caramel! What the heck is that? Harper got like a can of something. Ew!
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I don't think you want to mukbang that. What is that? I don't need caramel. You got just a case of caramel? Get that out of my face.
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Well, why didn't you eat it with your pretzel?
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I was like, mama. Yo, what's up, ma? You mind if I whip this thing?
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Sorry, I'm trying to post a podcast episode right now.
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Okay, this is both. I need everyone to comment right now in the comment section.
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Or is it gender neutral? Because I believe it's gender neutral.
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That literally means it is a man's hoodie.
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Well, we know that's not a real camouflage hoodie. Everyone comment down below right now if this is a manly hoodie or a girly hoodie or gender neutral. Because I believe it's gender neutral.
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And Kate got me this as a gift. So if you think it's girly, then that's crazy.
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Dude, Matt is special. You hear him coming like R2-D2, bro.
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And if I hear... He's like... This is not around the house. This is not around the house. Listen, sometimes I do real life sound effects. Did he hit something like this?
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He does it absurdly loud, too. It's so bad. Not true.
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Can you please fix your mic? She's giving me a headache trying to watch that.
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No, it's like you're just annoyed. Is each other's one word or two words?
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but each other do you know how many times we've posted a podcast episode and people have commented i know cash captioned this video dude that's like my lowest ego blow ever when someone comments that i check the comments i'm like i wonder how this podcast episode's doing everybody's just like bet cash title this i was like in one time it was so sad huh Oh, I haven't posted yet, so you can check.
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But one time it was so sad because somebody commented that, and I was, like, staring at the title, and I was like, there's nothing wrong with this title. And I stared at it for, like, a good couple minutes, and then finally I was like, Kate, what's wrong with this title?
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
There was something wrong with it, but I forgot.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh. Hey, y'all, that's not the mic's break, y'all. Well, you asked me to do something. See how it's falling now? Oh, my gosh. I did something. I have...
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I thought you were talking about Justin Bieber's manager this whole time.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And caramel pretzels? We gotta go to this place.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
I thought this place was just a coffee house.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, guys, be for real on this thumbnail. Um... So it's kind of like reacting. Are we seriously talking about thumbnails in the middle of the podcast? Hey, how about we talk about something important? I have something important to say today. Well, this is very important because it's the titles reacting to each other's likes TikToks.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
But I'm hesitant to post it because the TikTok that's showing the thing is Mr. Beast shirtless. And I can't tell if it looks like this is my like to TikTok feed or Kate's. Hey, either way, they click in there. I feel like it looks like I'm watching Mr. B shirtless. Yes, it does. It does look like you're watching Mr. B shirtless.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
And that is much better. Trust me, that's a good title.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Did you just snort your own snot? Did it come down your face? That happens.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Oh! That's what it looked like. All right, it's good to post, Alex. I think I titled it good.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
Okay, well, I'm sorry if you would have fixed it good the first time.
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Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
It's because she got no teeth and she just swallows the food whole. Honestly, it sounds like her time is coming.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
We're all gonna draw a name, and whoever's name you get, you have to write the thing you hate most about that person.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Okay, now Maverick, read yours. you really think that okay uh i got you're driving i wonder who wrote it oh yeah that was yeah that was okay so go ahead and guess wait wait what was mine kenzie needs to read it so that you can oh yeah oh i hate that cash thinks he is the main character on the podcast harper
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Oh, my goodness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just realized something. Wait, it's either Harper or Mal. No, I just realized something. She wrote mine. You wrote mine.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, no, I know it's Harper's. I'm going with Harper. Don't go with Harper, too.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Harper wrote mine. Okay, no, now we can go back over. All right, let's go mine. Mine says... They hate that I'm the main character. I'm voting Harper.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Get it right, buddy. I'm starting to think that Kinsey thinks it. You're not the main character. All right, Harper, was it you?
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And so she's like, okay, I'd love to. And we're like, okay, great. So I'm like, what's your favorite part about shopping at Target? And then Cash just comes in and he's like, which bra should I buy? And she went, oh.
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Frick! No, somebody got to tell me right now who was it. Nobody can tell him. It was Kinsey. I know it was.
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You gotta tell me. That's the fun part. You don't get to know.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Cash, you might narrow it down by the end of the game. Just sit down. Okay, so... I'll go ahead and do Kinsey's now. If I don't figure this out by the end of the game, I'm going to be mad. You're driving. Who wrote that?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No one guessed correctly. I know exactly who wrote mine.
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She was like, she thought it was funny. She's like, oh, yep. She was so cool. She was like, I mean, I'm more of a red girl myself.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, Kate. Only you would be scared by someone's driving. It's because you drew the upside down smiley face.
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It was a sad face. You signed it and said hashtag scary. Who else is going to put that?
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that's actually crazy no one here guessed anybody's correctly besides yeah but i know who wrote mine now no you don't you thought you knew it the first time and then you don't look i know exactly who everyone's is okay okay say it no no let me do it i want to do it okay oh you think you're cool we already figured it out okay before all right go ahead go ahead um don't tell cash who wrote his if you think you know what the why
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, tell me. Just go. Because it's funny watching him squirm.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yes. You get hangry. It's true. Everyone knows.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, we can't play this game. She's admitting. Yeah, she's admitting.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Then she's funny. She was a funny grandma. I hope she thought it was funny when we changed her words. Yeah. Also, you guys should go subscribe to our Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. We're filming videos on there. Not until you're done watching this podcast.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, but he was trying to frame Kinsey. Everyone laughs at my jokes.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
But who wrote- Who did I get wrong? Well, you didn't say who wrote Cash's.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Everyone stop admitting things. Who wrote mine? I wanted you to know that I wrote it.
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Okay, can you stop acting like these are just heinous crimes against you? You get hangry.
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Everyone knows that, okay? You are a girl that needs her fuel.
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No, you're right, Kate. You don't. Yeah, you don't, Kate.
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Yeah, you don't. You don't, Kate. Let me see how you act up next time I take away your cheeseburger. You'll see for yourself firsthand. No, no, no. Actually, you just have to not pick up her Chipotle after you said you would.
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And if you don't pick up her Chipotle, she's like, oh, my God. It's like, ah. She just literally goes, Cobra Kai. Cobra Kai. Cobra Kai.
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You were just angry 24-7. No, it's not that.
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Man, can we play again, but everybody go 10 times harder? No. The girls went so weak.
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I know, you get too specific, then they know.
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Oh, what was that? What? What was the first one? Oh, I had my own first thoughts about you, but I had to keep it. What? What are y'all doing? Kenzie, what was your first thoughts?
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It is. It is. That one and Secret Wives are our top two right now.
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It's not skills. It's just his lack of respect for you.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I feel like I'm respectful. No, you don't respect Kinsey because you don't clean up after yourself.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Dude, you look straight out of the Hunger Games. What the freak? I was wearing that hat this whole time and no one said a thing about me. Okay? Literally, y'all just sat there.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I'm sorry. If you were, like, snowboarding, like, on a ski resort, I'd push you over if I saw you wearing that hat.
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I'm definitely trying to pickpocket that person. Yeah, that person got some money. I mean, seriously, I might wear it on the podcast. That's probably like $15.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, for some reason, oddly enough... Dandelions?
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My favorite thing to do with the dandelions is hold it up to someone and tell them to blow it and make a wish. And then you shove it in their mouth. It's just... Yeah, well, because first they go...
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
We know. We literally celebrated your birthday last episode. Wait, what do you guys call it for short?
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No, a dandelion. It's a dandelion. A dandelion, yeah.
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But what do you call it for short? Dandelion.
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I know. We have a secret room in here right now that we can't tell you guys what it is.
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There's a pre Danny line. Yeah, they're yellow first little yellow flowers No, they're not I'm looking this up
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okay you look at that up i've never seen a dandelion bro dandelions like all over the u.s in the meantime dandelion premature in the meantime would you guys like to like what what did you say did you say premature dandelion what does that even mean i am premature wait that's they look like a sunflower yes like a mini mini mini one
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That is actually wild because I always thought those were just a different flower. That's nuts. I've seen those a lot. Bees like them. They do. They got pollinating things to make them dandelions. Dude, why did it pull up a bunch of pictures of babies?
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Hey, these babies aren't premature. These babies eat as much as Kate when she's hungry. While Cash is looking at those photos, would anybody like to glaze me? That's so mean. What?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Wait, hold on, Kate. I'm trying to lengthen guess. What do you guys think's in there?
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Harper, just because I let you wear my hat.
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No, no. She's never given this one up. Wow, is that why you hit me in the face? I hate to be the bearer of bad news. That was a crazy line. Just because I'm her 16. What did you say?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, yeah, comment down below. Actually, no, seriously, comment down below what secret room you guys think is in here. And go find out. It's going to be the next secret room video that's uploaded on the Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. So go subscribe to that, and then you'll see if your guess is right. I have a hat, guys.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I don't even know if we keep that in there. That was funny. That was funny. We gotta cut that, right? We have to cut that. No. No, that's funny, guys. Okay, and we're back. No. No, we're back. No. No cutting nothing. No, we have... Kate, say something.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, that's a joke. Oh my gosh, we're the LL Podcast. You're allowed to joke around. Freeze, please. Freedom of speech. Hello. No, we cut it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Freedom! Freedom! Yes! Our ancestors didn't go to war for this country for you to cut things. For speech. What? What are you talking about? None more speech! What did he say?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
None of the girls understand it. I get it. No, you don't, Kate.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
When Hitler was just trying to take over the world, that was his outfit of choice. Yeah, he's in Italy in the summer like, yes.
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Parts of it. He was a long war. I knew you didn't get the joke, Kate.
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It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I don't know. We have to cut the one part.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, my part was funny. No, everything was hilarious. Stop it, guys. If you guys take anything serious on this channel, you need some help because ain't nothing here very serious.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
That was a funny line in the heartbreak. Caught me off guard the first time.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I can't tell if there's some sass going around him. Don't do that.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Also, what in the Hunger Games hat do you have, man? Why do you have a hate? It just came in. Okay, listen. We're all going to draw a name. Okay. And whoever's name you get, you have to write the thing you hate most about that person. I love this game. This game is so sad.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Oh my gosh, you're joking. You're trolling her, right?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Or maybe not. I don't know. Are you trolling her? Do you want her mans? I don't know.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Glaze me. Why does no one around here like me, okay? Kinty, do you like me? I'm like flattered, but also like, what's happening?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I wish this couch was longer. No one wants to fight over me. I'm here if anybody ever wants to fight over me.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
At least you got me, right? Yep. Okay. See, that's... This is ridiculous. Anyways.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No, we're not doing no cut scene. We're keeping all this in.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
You saw nothing. And sleep. This episode is so funny. That was legit. This might be one of my favorite episodes ever. This is a great conversation.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
We're all on a podcast together. Why are you saying that like I'm not right here?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I feel like you copied that from me, but that's okay.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Oh, my gosh. No, Kinsey, you're not actually getting mad.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Unfortunately, hate is going to make better content. I do not recommend you do this with your friends or family. But we're going to for your entertainment. Here we go.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah. I can't really say anything. Why can't you? Because she's a minor, and you're my wife, and I'm confused. I don't know what to say.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
No. Oh, my gosh. Can you stop? I'm flattered. Listen, I'm flattered. Kinsey's flattered. Yeah.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
no we're gonna do hate all right yeah you just gotta do the thing you hate the most about them mix these up here do we say who we have no what it's anonymous that's the whole fun part why would you draw someone's name write down what you hate most about them tell you that it's me and then just slide them a note yeah okay reach your hand in dude i'm yeah if you draw yourself you have to put it back in don't let anyone read it okay okay if you draw yourself you got to put it back in
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
This is real life, baby. I am a hot commodity.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Y'all were glazing him while he's wearing that.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Okay, listen. You guys can't take it that seriously. She's joking. She's 16. But I also get what you're saying, where it's like, hey, don't joke about my husband like that. But also, it's 16, and I'm kind of with her. It's pretty funny. She's joking.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
She's joking. She's 100% joking. Well, that's different.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I think that means Harper has one of the girls.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Kia, can we redraw? No, no redraws. No redraws. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, if you get yourself, you gotta go with it, actually. No, no, no. If you get yourself, don't do it. No, if you get yourself, don't do it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I'm trying to keep it, like, so nobody can see.
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Wow, no one drawing themselves? That's actually impressive.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
One out of five. No, no redraws. That's the whole point of the game, guys. All right, now do we have paper?
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We filmed a video called Secret Target. We built a secret target. Go check it out on Cash and Matt channel. But in that video, there's a grandma that we, well, we AI'd what she said. She was so nice and so sweet. You know, it's sad that video's not even performing that well. It's like our lowest performing video.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
What? What's going on? Okay, first off, we're married. Don't forget we're married. Okay? Obviously. Yeah, I saw it. I had a life before you, Kenzie. Yeah, yeah, I saw you.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
There was a Dallas Cowgirl cheerleader that may have wanted me.
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well homemade dress type beat yeah my dress was beautiful it was to be actually to be honest i didn't know you really had an instagram until you started dating map and then i was like i mean your instagram went way farther than i thought you're pretty old oh gosh oh no i'm kidding i'm kidding the joke it's a joke yeah she might hit me i will hit you kenzie kenzie why don't why don't you say a joke i i thought i have been saying jokes this whole time can't get jokes you didn't get him what
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So we're equal. This episode's so awkward.
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okay all right if you're saying well it kind of means okay yeah let's see something here but no no no no no no kate didn't like it when those 10 year olds said stuff and i didn't say anything back harper say some stuff say say some stuff to kate what do you mean say some stuff let's see if she uh hits you or anything okay yeah let's see what she does yeah come on uh
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Okay, can we stop it with the smell? I've heard most of the people around here have told me I've smelled bad. And you know what?
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Yeah, yeah, isn't it? I always hear it through the grapevine. No one will tell it to me through my face. Wait, who told you?
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I thought we weren't telling him these things. Yeah, I keep hearing it, and I was like, I said, oh, guess what I heard? And he goes, yeah, yeah, you smell bad. Yeah, I already heard it. I was like, what? Yeah, everybody knows.
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Also, by the way, you didn't defend my name, so just putting that out there.
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Well, it's true. It's true. Uh-oh. I'm not going to lie. We got to go find them. Cash. Cash. We had an intern here for like a couple days. Can you stop touching your mic? You literally moved it and moved it back and moved it and moved it back. Please. We had an intern here for a couple days that we were potentially going to hire on. And she moved back to Austin.
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Yes. What? We weren't going to take her anyways. I think she was just trying to strike where it hurts, but that's all.
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Yeah, you can tell when you're getting to the front of the line just by smelling. Yeah, buy tickets if you want to smell me.
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They weren't joking. If you guys meet us on tour and you think I actually smell, tell me, please. Face to face. I don't want to hear it to the grapevine anymore. Also, the tickets aren't on sale yet, but we are going on tour this year, 2025. So, stay tuned, subscribe. No, but... Everywhere. We're going to, like, a lot of cities. Literally everywhere.
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I think, like, 29 cities and, like, four countries.
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All the seven continents. No, we're not going to that. But four countries, 29 cities. We're planning the tour right now. It's going to be out, hopefully, in, like, a month. So stay subscribed if you guys want to meet us on our... I'm so excited to meet everyone. Our very first world tour. It's coming up very soon. Very soon.
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Okay, a moment of silence. We may cut to when we're done writing. Yeah, a moment of silence real quick.
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No, just hate. All right, a moment of silence. We are going to cut the episode to when these are done. Five minutes later. We're back. I'm going to collect the notes now. It low-key took us like five minutes to write. That was a long time. For everyone to get something wrote down. Yeah, all the pens were broken. Finally put in the hat. There we go. Oh, right.
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I can't wait to... Man, I wonder if I'm actually going to guess who got me.
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I think Alex should. Should we have Alex read them?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. Or we can just hand them out and people can read random ones. Like, she can just draw one and read whoever's in it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I think if they guess, they get one guess. If they guess who wrote it correctly, you have to tell them.
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okay you get one guess and you have to like walk in that guess also to ruin relationships i just realized i'm wearing this cape yeah you got a nice little bow tie put this on me before the episode started you didn't know you had that no i thought you liked that bow tie instead of telling them yes right away we need to wait till the end yeah yeah okay after everyone draws and reads their cards then everyone will be able to tell by people's handwritings yeah
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Luckily, I know Alex's hand. All right, Harper, draw a card. Who's she going to get?
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I know exactly who wrote it, but don't guess yet. Don't guess. I know exactly who wrote that and that was... So he's dialed in. All right, let me draw, let me draw, let me draw.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
This could end horrible right now. Like, if you draw something out of this hat, this could end a relationship. Let me see. Well, let me end someone's relationship. What if you draw one about Kinsey and she's never friends with you again because she thinks you wrote it? Well, Kinsey, buckle up. Buckle up. All right, here we go.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
All right, I got one. I got one. What'd you get? The name is... Kate. Oh, no. Got my wife. Okay. Oh, no. Nothing I say can or will be used against me. All right. All right. We had to take a brief cut because I said an inappropriate joke on accident. All right. I got Kate, my own wife. Nothing I say or do can be used against me ever. Ever. Okay. Ever, Kat.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
You guys don't know what's happening, but it was funny. All right, here we go, here we go. When you get hangry and act mean. When you get hangry and act mean, have an attitude. Someone thinks you got an attitude when you get hangry, Kate. Someone thinks you're a little moody.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well, someone does. Someone thinks you got a mood ring and it's red.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well, someone else does. You don't think you get hangry?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
All right, Kate, draw. This is a fun game. Yeah, I like the bucket too. It's nice.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well. Thank you Kate all right well anyways We filmed a video called we built a secret target And there was a grandma and she grabs my shirt and she goes I know you do look at you But we added like one little word in there and to make her say I know you do look at you fatty Dude it was sad too because when we walked up to her we were walking around the store looking for a victim
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Well, obviously you have to like someone the least.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
All right, Kinsey, draw one. I'm excited to hear what she says. All right. Wait, Kinsey's going to get Mav or Kinsey. Or no, me. I haven't been done.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Oh, wait, who did I get then? I have Kenzie?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I mean, he literally changes his chair every episode.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I got, obviously, Kenzie. Let's see what somebody hates about Kenzie.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Like, some people just, like, they literally weren't even trying to be mean.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
It says, you're driving. Hashtag scary. What? What? Seriously. Kate or Harper? That's what I think. That's what I think.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Dude, what a lame. And I know who did it. Because this idiot signed it. Okay? So, like. No, they didn't. Yes, they did. They did their little signature. We all know what it means. Okay? Kate, really? Really?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
That was your big... Your big... Big drop. And she signed it with her signature little smiley face. I don't know if y'all can see that. And anytime you add a hashtag at the end of it, it's not very mean.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
We're like, we need somebody to interview for this section of the video.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
It's okay. I'm pretty bad, too. Like, way to try to take an out so you don't make any injuries. You know why Kate thought that was bad? Because Kate told me, she's like, I'm so scared of Kinsey's driving, but, like, I don't want to tell her. What? I'm like, I don't think Kinsey cares that deeply about her driving.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
oh no i just i feel it's gotta be better than no i mean listen it's gotta be better than driving with harper yeah i'm a good driver i just hit some things sometimes you're grounded okay does this look pretty wait have i driven bad outside of that day uh yeah this is what you look like
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yeah, you're actually, I get scared. No, everyone in the room, I do not want, it goes, I don't want to be in the car with Harper. Don't want to be in the car with Kinsey. Everyone else, I don't really care. Yeah, give me that real quick.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I'm like, that grandma looks nice. I'll ask her. So I walk home. I'm like, hey, grandma. That was like, would you be in our school project? Hey, grandma. You said school project. I said, listen, we're making a little YouTube video. We make family-friendly YouTube videos. Shut up. For people to watch with their kids, you know? No. Which is the truth. It's the truth.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
You won't give me the ribbon. Yeah, she's a passenger princess. All right, what do you want to do with the ribbon, Matt? Because you asked if you look pretty. This is what you look like.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Okay. First I've got to do it myself. Look, this is way prettier than what Matt did.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
Yes, yes. Oh, okay. You can say if you're right or wrong.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
I just wanted to read the handwriting. When you were trying... I couldn't read it.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
But Kate wrote you're driving. Everyone knows who wrote that.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
How is that confusing? Everyone knows who wrote that. My own wife? Oh, wait. Cash wrote it. No, I have. Well, here's the thing. Come on, man. Here's the thing. Come on. Here's the thing, man. You think that's out of all the things I can hate about you, that would be the one? No. You interrupting me? No, but here's the thing. Kinsey has yours in her hand. And I had another one.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
And I think you can draw the one you wrote. Anybody know what he's talking about right now?
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
All right, who do you think wrote it? You. Okay, that's a stupid answer. Stop touching your mic, please. Is it not? It's got to be.
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Harper Hits On Maverick And Kenzie Rages!
It's got to be you or Kinsey. Yeah, all right. I'll read mine. It's Kate's name. So somebody wrote this about Kate. When you get hangry and act mean.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You are a perfectionist. You made a whole video.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Yes, you can. It goes high as you get to. You're 50.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
I take a photo with someone. I'm not videoing it.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No, I You already failed if you're asking Siri.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Listen, it makes me feel old, man, because I genuinely don't know what that means. You don't know what you are? No, what skibbity means. Yeah, but you are.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
You told me you were going to be cool and chill.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Can I read your bucket list? Yeah, you want to?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
No one else left. How are you? He was over there dying. Who, Alex? He's just like, no, we're siblings. Really not giggling.
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And a very big diss to the ex. Let's try to be nice to everyone, okay? Yeah, sure. I like you too.
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You're like, yeah, I knew people in there, but, like, I wouldn't call them a friend.
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Just him. He got none. I don't got friends.
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Today, we're going to see how many people can actually fit inside of a Tesla. Is it three, four, or five? If Cash can't fit, then probably no one else can fit.
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No, because my name is Maverick. That's why he said, my name is Goose.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Dude, if you would have been Goose, we could have done so many movie quotes just every day. What are you staring at?
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
What was it though? Nothing. Okay, good. Moving on.
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Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
Talk to me, Goose. See, we could do that, but it's not funny.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yes, a lot of people said that. Did y'all not see all the Gerald fans there?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Say that again. Gerald fans. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, me and him are... We're one. Oh, yeah? Everybody knows that. We're one.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I have beef with you Yeah, you said do you have any fans that say you're the favorite, uh, yeah, he did say I'm okay this he got me a sign says danger dinosaur area No, he also got me a make a bag. Oh He got a card game and we got a letter the letter was super cool.
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I mean, you're free to talk. We went to New York. Now, the New York show was a lot of fun. It was very fun. Biggest show we've ever done. Two thousand something people there. It was great. So now we're planning a tour.
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He gave me his gift and then he was like, I got gifts for other people too.
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Micah told me that. I didn't know if I was supposed to open it.
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I always don't know if they want me to open it in front of them or open it later.
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Dude, I'm sorry, but they almost got a Gerald stick to the head, bro.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, yes, I was feeding people Skittles. You can't just take my Skittles.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, I know. I was like, okay. What do you mean? We walk in, ain't nobody saying nothing. I was like, hey, guys, this is awkward.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
if anything then they walk in and they're just like no they can come y'all are awkward i see y'all in meet and greets y'all are like what are you talking about we're meeting them and saying hello yeah you gotta give them some skittles man i give my whole life story to them bro like i am not awkward i asked them to bark like a dog i i we have a lot of fun me and my fans uh you know what we did calling me our fans what did y'all do
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I tried to get somebody to do that TikTok with me. No one would do it. I was like, I want to do the one where it's like, we're wolves. We won't back down. No one would do it. They're like, no, it's okay, man.
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We are planning a tour for this summer. It'll be fantastic. We're going to go a lot of places. A world tour. Four or five countries.
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Yeah, you know, I'm actually not even a fan of you anymore.
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I mean, Cash, you can say what you want about like being the favorite host there. I never said that. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. When did I say that? You did. You literally just made that fact up. Did anybody hear me say that?
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When did I say that, Matt? You said that you were the favorite host. No, Kate said, Kate asked me, Cash, do you think people like you more than me?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, you said, did you see all the Gerald's? I was everyone's favorite host. You said something like that.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Did you see all the Gerald's? And I let it speak for itself. And that's not my fault that internally you thought, oh, Cash is the favorite. No, I thought internally that you thought that that was remotely a possibility. Matt, remotely a possibility. Do you know what remotely a possibility is? This is such a tiring conversation. This conversation could potentially not kill us.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Guys, if you haven't noticed, Cash does that every time he doesn't know what to say. He repeats what you say to buy time. And this is a possibility. What? I don't really know. What is the possibility? See, like I said, he was buying time and he's still going to come up with anything. What do you mean? What am I buying time for? See, you said it again to try to do it.
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Whatever I say, whatever you say, he'll say the exact same thing back to you and then answer the question. No, I'm asking, what am I buying time for? We're on a podcast. Buying time for your brain, your little brain to just try to work out. Why am I catching strains right now? I haven't done anything. I was just talking about how people like Jill.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Dude, I try to get the Skittles drink to sponsor us and set it on our podcast. That Skittles drink tastes terrible. It does. I'm glad they didn't sponsor us. They're never going to sponsor us now. Because if Skittles did have to sponsor us with that drink, I'd have to be like, mm, this tastes so good. No, I couldn't. I'd have to tell them, like, we can't. We can't.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Harper's going to go on a world tour to like five countries. And she's like, well guys, hold on. I need to drive my car now. She's like, only weekends.
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Yeah, you should have sponsored us while you had the time. Now you're getting unsponsored. We're dogging on you. You know what's crazy?
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I can't tell you. It's a special guest, though. Wow, Kinsey, are you jealous?
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Good news, though. Pape, Chase, Alex, and Michael are all getting a house down the street.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, we applied for the house. We all applied for this house. And, well, I applied for it, too. I'm not moving, don't worry. But, yeah. Feel free. Our name's just on the lease form. Yeah, we were just co-signing with them. And the people were like, hey, listen, we don't really want five dudes living there. We really want a family. Discrimination. Yeah, discrimination. Did Chase feel honored?
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You don't get to do that. You don't know what that's from.
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believe his alien story i gotta know yes wait the whole thing like you believe he saw an alien like do you believe no sorry do you believe there was actually an alien there yeah or do you believe chase saw things but maybe it wasn't really jc's things what do you think he saw or do you think there was an alien there because i think i believe it was an alien because i believe there was something there yes i don't know if i believe that there was an alien there remember last time cash questing someone if they saw things i got yelled at
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No? Harper was like, sometimes I see things, and I said, what things do you see? And Kate yelled at me, and she's like, stop asking what she sees! What? Why does she see you? Because you sound like a witch.
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smile no it's just like it's a smile well can't be happy i thought it was abc i'm sorry when somebody's opening up about their ocd and they say i see things i think an appropriate question is well what do you see but you were laughing you were saying a lot of numbers you huh you're gonna want to know that no you you were like making fun not making fun of it but you were like trying to make a joke in the moment and it was just not a good time for a joke
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
And on top of that. So, Harper, what do you see? See, there it is. That was it.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Okay, well, that's a great story time. But what do you see, Harper? You brought it up, Harper.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Well, they're not here yet, but when they get here, I'll let you know.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
just bleep it okay well no we're back because every time you bleep stuff it makes it worse funny that's funny it sounds no makes it look worse because it's like oh my goodness what did she say yeah so just i did have somebody ask me um at the show they were like when y'all like
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
And you're like, no, it's for when... And what'd you say? No, it's for when Cash is being a bad boy.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
He's like, oh, is that Stella's shocker collar? And we were like, yeah. And he's like, is that for when she's being a bad girl?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
He did. Chase slept with a dog a cat a woman a man That Harper is my all-time favorite
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, you forgot I was the one shooting that. She was like, I've never met you before. What was that about? The second time she met you, she was like, oh, nice to meet you. And he was like, I shot your whole music video. I was like, you don't remember me?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I don't even remember what I said. You said that. Again, you're going to get clipped real hard. No, don't say it, please.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I do love Stella. She's looking at me right now, actually, on the wall. When Chase comes down, he's always like, can Stella sleep with me?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Oh My guess is here got to go aliens are real It's all white
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
So, I just got a friend that wanted to come play us a song real quick. Dude, relax, bro.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
He's sitting in the hole. Yo, act like you've been around Taylor Swift before.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
How are you guys? Yeah, obviously, guys, this is, you know, Taylor Swift. And she came here to play some songs for us. First of all, a moment. I'm sorry. Is my mic still on? Is my mic on? Okay, that was very irrational. I'm sorry. That's irrational. No, I think that was a very normal.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Is that how most people react? Sometimes. Wait, when you go out in public, do people actually notice you and react? What type of question? I'm sorry. I'll let you speak for yourself.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
yes really i love it yeah the pink guitar it's so pretty i'm sorry are you guys gonna act like taylor swift's not on our podcast right now well i mean i mean yeah it's taylor swift yeah but like this is crazy no i got a question you can relax bro like like chill out what is your favorite song to perform as taylor swift favorite yeah when you're taylor swift what's your favorite song to perform expresso
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That was so good! So much better than Ariana Grande if I don't say so much.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I'm so stupid. I'm tired. What is the Torture Poets department?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
So it's not where you torture poets? No, it's like the name of the album. Got you.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Like, when did you find out you could be Taylor Swift? That's what I'm asking.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Same thing. Wow, Mav. Well, when you say Mav, it's slightly delusional. But we are planning to do a show. Might not possibly be in London. That we want to do a 5,000 cap video.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
And then on the weekends, I'll just fly out to London and do a 5,000-cap venue.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
you gotta pay a crazy amount of money for parking we kind of look like you have like some weird version of a bonnet on your head and i don't care it's a headache mask i got a headache and like for real a headache mask i mean man the market looks like a volcano with her red hair If you put hair out of it, that is a volcano virus.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, she actually looks like the anxiety thing now. I am so ready to go on tour, baby.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I don't know. What do you mean? Did you kick her out? Yeah, Cash was like an evil child actually growing up. With our parents, he was like... Do you want to apologize?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I want, listen guys, at the last show, she's so, so, so, so ready.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Oh, that's good. Do we hear Lover right now? Oh my gosh, you gotta sing for us!
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Look, I'm the face of this TV. Hey, you sure are, buddy. Look at you. I know.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yo. Shut up! Yeah, my nails were like 50 bucks. My nails don't get clipped. Yeah, mine were free, actually. I didn't pay nothing, but he's... All natural grown. Guys, I'm so hungry.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Oh, you could really dig in your nose with those nails. Oh, yeah, dude. No, her nails. Oh. Look at those things. Yeah, wait. How do you guys pick your nose when you have nails like that on?
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I literally have stock pouring out of my nose as we... Oh, I feel like that would make your nose bleed when you're picking your nose with like acrylics.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
well you don't pick your nose acrylics oh harper's up there right now see i'm not up there i can go higher hey respect for not being like kate and be like we don't pick our nose dude i catch kate picking her nose all the time on the side of the bed she wipes it on the sheet no oh she does he's making that up wait do you eat them or just okay okay eating your nose is wild dude no they got a crazy taste eating your food no i'm kidding i mean hey no you're not everybody here knows
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, we're starting. You want to apologize to mom and dad real quick? No, I don't like when Matt just starts the episode on himself real quick.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
what the that's a crazy thing to say sorry next time we should like have a little more breaks yeah no my favorite part of the new york show was freaking the uh diss track we sitting that district i mean everybody loved it it was locked in a supply closet so we missed it yeah we were freaking like that whole venue was jumping i could feel the whole place like shaking it was like an earthquake it was like so much
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, no, no. We're not doing that anymore, Matt. We're all mid-conversation and Matt just thinks he's starting the episode.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
they sure are they they look here just like dancing around stage just like what are those guys doing up there i don't know if you had noticed but i have a lyric in the song a lyric in a song listen guys if we're if we're back up you have lyrics what are you talking about i'm all over her verses
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
maverick did write the song no and backtracked on like all your stuff hey i watched back the video of harper performing queen b she like doesn't know what to do with her hands she's like um hey we did say we did say y'all i'm a queen we did tell her we did say afterwards that we're gonna teach you just like how to choreograph
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I mean, that was some shade. I would not take that. Careful, she'll make a diss track. She's going to shade at you.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I didn't say scary. I just said, how about a one-two? It could be, like, a weak one, like a pew-pew.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
No, there was one part. I watched the video, and we were like, Piper, get rocked. Y'all know when, like, three-year-olds learn how to dance to music, and they just jump in one place? That's hard. She's just like... Look, I can jump now. Like jumping in front of the TV.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
My favorite part was I wrestled a little person. And you lost. Yeah. Yeah, well, at least I did something with my hands. Okay. Pop up a video of that. I literally wrestled a small person. It wasn't really wrestling. It was more like got beat up.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
Yeah, I got whooped by a little person. Pop up that video. It's pretty legendary. No, you were literally out of breath because you were trying to run down the aisle when we were doing the Piper Rock. I kept grabbing her shoulder and being like, slow down.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
She accused everyone of stealing it. She's like, I can't believe you. It just fell off my finger, actually.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
no way so don't do that sorry why does he have so many diseases he coughs like a little she was nice about it though so that's good unlike kate she was like give me that yeah unfortunately i was not gonna let you get away with my wedding ring sorry i also you guys also missed this but when cash tried to jump through the toilet seat that was one of my i don't know why i almost made it
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I did actually. The left side of my thumb is still numb. I'm not kidding. If you flick it, it's numb. Shut up. This is numb.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I'm not kidding. The left side of my thumb is numb. Yo, at the next show, should we do like... Wait, wait, wait. Pop up a video of that too.
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The Taylor Swift Episode!
I don't know if there's videos. If there's not videos of this, then I'm sorry. I really want to do a Kai and Ty lookalike contest. Oh, brother, no. And let people try to dress up as them. Why would we want Kai and Ty? They literally have hijacked both shows now. Just many people dressed up as Kai and Ty would be hilarious.
The LOL Podcast
The Taylor Swift Episode!
I feel like I could part the Red Sea with this thing, man.
The LOL Podcast
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Gerald says he doesn't appreciate you putting a $10 price tag on his life. $10 on his head.
The LOL Podcast
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What the? Give me that. No, no, no, Kate. It's from a fan. Yeah.
The LOL Podcast
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I remember you saying that. I was like, Harper, I don't know if you're going to remember that. No.
The LOL Podcast
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, so this dad came up to us and was like, listen. This dad came up to Chase and was like, listen, if you say my daughter's name on the podcast, I will get LOL tattooed on me.
The LOL Podcast
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Really, I couldn't tell you've been having a bad day. I would never have guessed.
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Her dad, Boki, will get a tattoo. I met him. He was tattooed tight. Dude, she got some viral videos of that.
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All right. Hey, Carson. Carson Barley. Bartley. Sorry, I'm illiterate, man.
The LOL Podcast
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If you send us a video of that tattoo before this episode drops, we'll put it on the episode. Oh, yeah.
The LOL Podcast
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Well, either way, if you do ever get the tattoo, we'll put it on an episode. An episode in the future. Yeah. That's crazy.
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He's kind of inspiring me. Like when he's a grandpa, he's going to be like, this is my LOL.
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Yes. That was random. Okay. Well, she interrupted me. I said he inspired me, and Kate was like, what type of tattoo do you want?
The LOL Podcast
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No, he's inspiring me to eat chocolate. Well, that would have been the natural line of the conversation, but I guess Cash decided to change it. No. Well, if you would let me finish my conversations, that's what you get for interrupting people. No one interrupted you, babe.