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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the podcast?
Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Are You Garbage?
Barber's more like a... I got a Barber coat at a store I didn't belong in. I was with my wife trying to impress her. It was a Sears. And... He looks like, are you wearing a barber jacket? I'm like, yeah, you know that? He's like, it's like what rich dads wear. And then I got paint on it real quick. That's why you wear apple picking in New Jersey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wore it smoking cigs in the Lower East Side. Good, good. It's waterproof. I don't know. Might fend off the smoke. There's a menswear store the next time you guys are doing shows in Denver. That is the single best menswear store I've ever been to.
Nothing's going to fit me in there. I got a pair of socks or something. They'll sort you out. You got tarps or something? What do you got there?
It's not some super prim and proper, super dressy place. It's not some place called the haberdashery or some bullshit. I'm a haberdasher man myself. You know, they don't have a stepping stool for you to step up so some guy can measure your inseam. There's a motorcycle in the store. Okay. There's a dog in the store.
They have a whole rack of whiskey that you can choose from and drink while you're shopping.
Yeah, but that's all classy shit now. The cool motorcycles, the fucking big heads.
Well, I won't give you whiskey. I know, but it's worth a visit.
Do they give you whiskey when you're shopping?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You don't even have to buy anything. Huh. Oh, really? My kind of joint. Yeah. I go in there to drink. I'm a rich industrialist in town. Get a little pregame going. I'm shopping on behalf of my master.
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Chapter 3: What is Francis Ellis's background?
Wikipedia. That's what I would say. It doesn't mean that I'm right. Probably, though. Well, that's just how I've heard it. I'll tell you, I've never donated money to them.
Yeah, fuck that.
Always asking you for money. It's the internet. Show some skin or something. I should donate money to Wikipedia. Why do you go on there a lot? It's just such a useful resource that I use so often without even realizing it. And what a noble reason. They don't make no cash on their own? I don't think. There's no advertising.
It's clean.
That's what they got to start doing. What are you doing?
Only fans. Print money over there. This is the strongest Wikipedia I've ever seen. They do pictures on their notable alumni. Francis Ellis is not one of them. We got Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, John Adams, Jeremy Lin.
Wait, John Adams, the... Director. The president?
Yeah. No shit. I think John Quincy, his son, went there.
Now, you know what dorms they stayed in?
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Chapter 4: How do comedians define being 'garbage'?
I gave him shit for it, but for a different reason, just because hummus by itself is kind of weird and gross. Yeah, that's a tough mouthful.
It's so grainy and thick. That's why I'm in the business, baby.
I don't know what to tell you. That's got good mouthfeel.
I can't remember the last time I was so upset with how long a restaurant was taking that I would mainline hummus. Yeah. I can't recall.
If you saw that, would you be like, that's unpooped? Would you let them take it? Do you let them take things that aren't completely finished, even though that's the end of the course?
If we had run out of vessels with which to eat the hummus. It was out. We were out of stuff. I might have said either. I probably would have said, hey, may we have a few more pieces of pita, some carrots. My friend over here. We could do sub-vegetables, anything colorful. Let's not do more pita. What? What? Yeah, I prefer to have fresh vegetables with hummus. Cucumber's not bad. Cucumber.
You bet your arch nemesis.
Yeah.
You know what sucks is a cherry tomato. Those things don't grab anything.
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Chapter 5: What are the best tips for treating stains on clothes?
I'm out either way. I always thought squash was the fanciest one, and I only knew one rich kid that played squash. You could argue it is.
I mean, in the pantheon of elitist racket sports, that's a deep that is a i would say platform tennis is the most elite paddle is probably second squash would be third that's racquetball no squash and racquetball are slightly different racquetball is a much bouncier ball okay squash the ball is very flat and it doesn't bounce very high
Huh. I play racquetball once or twice a mile, man. Racquetball's fun. Yeah, if you're a heathen.
Yep. Okay. All right. Pickleball is, I would say, the most universal.
That's like your aunt, you know.
Yeah, someone can set up a Fisher-Price net on a court in Washington Square Park and, you know, play with. Bang away.
What did you think about that guy kicking that dude in the face in that pickleball tournament a few months ago?
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, that was grotesque. What would your move have been? If he had done that to me? Yeah. I think you're going down. Shoving the business end of the pickleball racket up his ass. What are you doing? You're fighting me now. Sure. You know what I mean?
That's not what a paddle man wouldn't do that.
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