Dana
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
But she's lying. They're lying. That's like, that doesn't make me feel comfortable to come over to their house. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah. Okay, so just now that you know Alice, can we like move forward from this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
You know, I think for this first birthday party, I'm just going to drop her off and have you guys do it. Maybe we can just have a one-on-one after or something and just go with the flow.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
No, I don't want to be petty, but that is a good idea.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Just to give you like a, I just recently moved my family into a new neighborhood. So we're fresh there. Okay. That's exciting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah, it is. But it's also like stressful because my daughter's already having to switch schools.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
She's nervous about making new friends. Yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah. So on her first day of school, she's like, mommy, I made a new friend. And I'm like, awesome.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
So we went ahead and arranged a play date over at her new friend's house. Yeah. And afterwards, I go to pick her up and, you know, I go inside and I'm walking in the entryway and I'm like... They had Legos displayed on there. Oh, that's cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yeah. And I'm looking at the Legos, and I recognize them. They're the same ones that my ex had on display nine years ago. Whoa!
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
The exact same. It was like a set. I knew that they were his because I've seen the exact set before on display at his apartment.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
That's what I think it is because I'm looking around and I see a photo of him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
It's him. And I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. My daughter's new best friend is the child of my ex.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Brooke's dreams have just come true.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yep. And you're right. It is the worst thing ever because it didn't end well with us. Oh, no.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
No. Luckily, he was at work that day, and I've only interacted with the mother.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I mean, that's why I'm calling you guys. I'm like conflicted because my daughter's been asking me like, mommy, mommy, let's go over there. And I'm like, what do I do? And now it's the worst scenario possible. If this couldn't get any worse, her friend is having a birthday party.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
And you know, it says like happy hour, mingle hour for the adults. Like they have a theme for the adults to be there to have a good time too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
So I'm in a dilemma now because the birthday's coming up in a few days, and I need to have a conversation with the wife.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
My daughter, she loves this new friend, so I really need some help and advice on what I'm going to tell the wife and how it's going to go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
What do you think of that, Dana?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Don't know if I could do that because I feel like I'll be lying and acting.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Are you flirting? Me and your husband used to date. Fun fact of the day. No, no. No.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Yes, it is. Who's this? It's Delilah's mom, Dana. Oh, hi. How are you? Oh, I'm good. You know, just getting some things done around the house. How are you?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
Well, bless your heart. What can I do for you? Is everything okay? Yeah, so this is, okay, sorry. I'm trying, I wanted to call you and discuss something with you. I had a few parents call about food allergies. Is that what this is about? Oh, no, no, thank God she doesn't have any food allergies. But I'm calling you because this is kind of like an awkward thing.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
So I don't know how to sugarcoat this, but it involved your husband. Oh, okay. Oh, my husband. Yeah, so please, like, don't worry. He's not, like, cheating on you or anything. But I don't know if you know this or if he's told you, but the other day, you know, I was picking up Delilah, and I realized after going to your house that I actually know your husband. And we used to date.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I'm married, too, so, you know, I don't know how much he's told you. We kind of had, like, a weird breakup, so I'm just feeling a little uncomfortable.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
We can kind of leave it at that. You need to understand, I dumped him. And, like, he was just awkward and resentful after that. And, like, this is not cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Ex-Expectations
I'm not hurt, Alice. I'm just calling you to let you know that we were dating just in case you didn't know. And then you say I was lying or hiding something from you. He was like a complete loser after. Okay. Well, okay.
Darknet Diaries
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I, you know, I was loosely aware of what was going on with Madison. Just, you know, they kind of were handling it amongst themselves for the most part. I mean, this kind of situation is like the less people that know about it, the better because you can't trust anybody when it comes to this type of thing. So I sort of let them do their thing.
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And then, you know, obviously when you get wind that your wife's nude photos are online, I kind of... that's when it really grabbed my attention. And when I really started diving into this, you know, it almost felt wrong for me to dive into it to begin with because those are naked photos of my sister-in-law. You know what I mean? I don't, you know, these websites are horrible, awful places.
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You feel dirty just looking at it. But once Christine was up on the internet and we knew that was happening, I decided this needed to stop and I was going to put whatever skills I had in this world to try and make that happen.
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So these shoots that the photographer might take 2,000 pictures in the span of an hour. And if you load those all into an image viewer and just spacebar through them, it's basically like you're watching a low frame rate video because he's just snapping photos constantly, multiple per second. So it's almost like a video when you piece them together.
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And so the girls, when they would change positions, you know, if they're hiding their breasts with their arms, whatever they're doing, you know, as far as doing these kind of boudoir implied nude photos, at some point they're going to change position or turn to a certain angle or something and there's going to be a nipple or something. And what the boyfriend did... Yeah, we call those nip slips.
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So what the boyfriend did was go through 1,200 photos on a CD of my wife and pull out the two frames where there was a nipple in it, found it, saved it, sent it to the guy.
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He was a close friend. He had been to my house that I grew up in in Connecticut and met my parents. We went to concerts together. I knew his family. I had Fourth of July out on Long Island with his dad and his brother. He wasn't my best friend in the world, but certainly he was closer than most. He was a good friend of mine, and I'd known him for over a decade when this had all happened.
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I remember the night that we figured out it was him very vividly. This one will stick out to me for the rest of my life. I was getting home from a trip as an airline pilot and I got a call from Madison. And I don't ever receive phone calls from Madison. We don't call, we text. So if I get a phone call, something's wrong. And I pick up the phone and she's like, I think we might know who it is.
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And I'm like, Really? She's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure. And I was like, well, spit it out. Don't make me wait. And she goes, Yankee. I'm like, come on. No fucking way, right? First of all, one of my close friends. Second of all, I didn't even think he was intelligent enough or tech savvy enough to even figure out how 4chan worked. If you knew him well, I mean...
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It had to have taken a while to figure it out. We are not dealing with a rocket surgeon here. So I couldn't, I told her, I was like, no way. And mind this, Jack, it had been years where anybody in the room could have been the guy. And there were accusations flung at just about anybody in our life. You know what I mean? It's this guy, it's that guy, it's this guy, it's your best friend.
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Like, you know, all these kind of just weird feelings. Can you imagine? You know what I mean? If those are your photos on the internet and every single person in your life is a suspect, it's got to be horrible, right? So I had heard them postulate that it could be one of my friends several times. And I always said, no, no. And I did exactly what I did on that night.
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I said, there's no freaking way. It's not him. One, I don't think he's got it in him. He's not that malicious. Two, I think he's too dumb to even figure all this out. But it kind of rattled around in my brain and I couldn't sleep that night. So I got home. And I started looking up the kick names. I started connecting the kick names. And that's what you can do on 4chan.
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You can't do it even on 4chan because it disappears within two hours. But the 4chan archive sites, you can search them. And that's how we sort of tied him to all these posts was he had about five or six kick names and I just searched the kick names. And all these random women would come up, including my wife and her sister.
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And then there was one that stuck out that night, and it was a girl, a young girl, looked to be 13, 14 years old in a Catholic school outfit that was posted by the same user as the user that was harassing my wife and my sister-in-law. And I downloaded the photo. It was not a nude photo. It was just a girl.
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It was a girl, and the text attached to it was horrifying, something like, I want nudes of this girl or I want to rape her or something. And so I download this photo, and there's an embroidered crest or logo on her school uniform. And, um, it's kind of pixelated, but I don't, I, you know, I enhanced it and I sharpened it and I sharpened it.
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And I finally was able to make out the words on this photo. And it turns out it was a Catholic girls, middle school, middle school in Daytona. Uh, So I said, hmm, okay, well, I know he's got family in Daytona. Maybe there's something here.
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So you jump on Facebook, and within 10 minutes, I was able to find the girl's name and her mom and dad's name, and they were mutual friends and identified family members on his Facebook page. That was his little cousin. Wow. And that's kind of when it all hit. Like, holy shit, it's him.
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And then once you had that key piece of information, you keep going back through the other women that he's posting on the 4chan site. And you cross references to Facebook, mutual friend, bang, mutual friend, bang, mutual friend. And there it was. We knew who it was that night. And I just, I absolutely couldn't fucking believe it.
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Oh my God, and the guilt. Can you imagine? I mean, if the twins had never met me, they'd never meet this guy. You know what I mean? Just the weight of guilt. Yeah. I invited him to social functions all the time. He was a bit of an outcast and an outsider. And I'd invite him in just because he was a friend of mine and almost like a sympathy invite to stuff.
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And I was the one who introduced him to my wife and my sister-in-law. And he, in turn... you know, tried to destroy their lives. There's a lot of guilt involved with that. Wow, they did it.
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Am I picturing it right? No, that's exactly correct. And it was a super delicate situation, right? Because We'd already had very limited success with law enforcement to care, to give a shit about what's happening. But we decided as a group that our only real shot to get some attention here is in numbers, right?
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And we know that there's five-ish other women and girls who are being harassed at the same time. They must be going through hell themselves. in order to get any sort of prosecution, he, one, we didn't want him to wipe his hard drives, and two, we didn't necessarily want him to stop immediately and go into a hole.
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So we had to be kind of, we wanted to be behind the scenes on this, but we had to also band the other women together without them tipping him off, really. So that was our next move, was to figure out how to do that.
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there were a few other women that we didn't, that we didn't never even reached out to that he was efforting, efforting nudes of them too at the same time. But we didn't even, we had enough at that point.
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So I do want to stress that the minor, the 14-year-old, is so incredibly important to the story. I'm not sure, you know, obviously the Manatee County Sheriff's Office did it, you know, the right thing by forwarding it to the FBI. I don't think anybody would have given a shit if the minor wasn't involved.
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Everything, everything, you know, obviously all these women went through some horrible things. I mean, his, his ex from college tried to commit suicide multiple times over this. That's horrible. He was photographing his fiance in their private home and then posting it on the internet to get off to it. This is awful.
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And what they did to my wife and my sister-in-law who were just out minding their own business and had nothing to do with this guy is horrible. But I don't think anybody ultimately would have given a shit, really, if this girl was not involved. The posts were abhorrent. I mean, he was basically trying to hire someone on 4chan to rape her and video it and then send it to him.
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And I think that's what ultimately got the attention to the case.
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And Dana, what were you working on in school? I'm an airline pilot, so that's what I was working on. I learned to fly in college. I'm an aviation major.
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I think I remember us all talking in the hallway and be like, dude, if he gets five years, we'd be over the moon.
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I did. Yeah. I think we all had our own range of emotions, but I certainly did. You know, there was a lot going on there. You know, this was a person that I've known for almost two decades and cared for at one point. And then it was also a person who inflicted some of the worst emotional harm upon my family that you could even imagine. So, you know, that coupled with how long and hard and the
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You know, the nights we stayed up till four in the morning trying to compile all these things and put this case together and to get law enforcement to care for it all, you know, to see somebody that you once cared about essentially have their lives ended in the same moment that.
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a case that you've put so much effort towards to get somebody to care, to end that person's life, all happening at the same moment was unbelievable. I did. I didn't think I would react that way, but I did.
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You know, I don't know if you've ever seen Mary-Kate and Ashley, you know, but that was their idols when they were growing up. And they have their, you know, we can solve any crime by dinnertime. That's the way these two have been since they were, you know, five years old.
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Yeah, it was just a touch over a year. And for sure, Jack, Christine's kind of a badass. But for me personally, I see this happen and I'm like, oh, you've got to be kidding me. This is how he gets off. This is how he gets off.
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We had the one judge who gave a shit and the guy who, you know, took all these factors into account and understood what really happened here and nailed him with the sentence that he actually deserved. And now we're kicked back to another judge who's maybe not going to quite understand what actually happened here because they're all a million years old.
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None of them, you know, the last time they were on the Internet was AOL. They don't understand what this is.
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We can call it Not David Spade. And then it's just a mic stand and not me.
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Triple the ticket price. Yeah. Because it is better to not hear me talk in all honesty.
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Uh-oh. This is just in. Okay, here's Travis leaving. Oh, here we go. Look, no one's around. Wow. He's like, God, why didn't I just bring a flannel shirt? Yeah. I get it.
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But the biggest game, and that must be the hardest thing, no matter how good things are going, to take – it's like gambling in Vegas. It's fun to win, but losing makes you feel so much worse. It's lower than the high is.
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It's you with the Paul McCartney interview.
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Oh, why? Because I made fun of that Paul McCartney. You always say that.
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Well, Tom Brady had a big goofy watch on, and I have to say, love Tom Brady. He looks very thin, but the guy cannot look bad, bless his heart, just like Travis, cannot take a bad picture. But he had this, I'm not going to say goofy watch, not my taste, super blingy, and then it was like orange. Yeah, and that feels like not his style.
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Yeah. Look at how huge and orange and diamonds. I mean, he's so effing rich. Like, we got it. I like that Daytona to the right or whatever that one is called. Just the Rolex. I just don't like anything super showy. And that looks like a Swatch.
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Every time I read it, it's higher, but that doesn't even shock me. If he's worth $200 million, it doesn't blow me away that it's that much.
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Listen, I'm not about material things.
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This, yeah, I have a lot of quarter zips. You know what that means?
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And I'm not embarrassed. Okay, I can't afford a full zip.
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You know, I know some famous person, and I won't tell you who.
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It was a famous couple. And their house was so big, they had a party and went in the closet. And then they said, oh, and here's how they get their clothes. Button, like the laundromat.
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Yeah. Like when you get your dry cleaning. Goes up, around, all their clothes come down. They take it off the hook. They're all numbered. Crazy. I was like, you're so rich. Find your money. I'd throw mine away. This is ridiculous. Yeah.
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No, we can't get too much heat on it.
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So that was them being rich. All right, next story. We're really moving.
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What's up, dog?
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Why do we need to move? I don't know. By the way, I'll tell everyone before I get to the sickening fucking story. I was on Buzzboys all day. Nate Diaz was late today, so that's what pumped us back. And what do you say to these UFC guys? He's the most badass guy. And I'm like texting Theo in his trailer going, Theo, you better rip him a new fucking asshole when he walks in. You're a producer.
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Put on your producer hat and go to town. Just teach him a lesson in front of everyone. Read him the riot act. And? He did not. Neither did I. But then Nate had to push me around in this scene and he kept elbowing me and I'm like, huh? Your hand okay? You ever hit anybody this hard? Can't hurt steel. I kept saying stuff like that and he's just like...
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Because obviously I'm a 1000% pussy, but I was taken.
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Yeah. And you got- Ran here, just got wrapped.
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Yes. Nate Diaz Nate Diaz who's super badass very nice dude he was on yesterday too absolutely Bobby Lee was in yesterday we had a crack up yesterday we had a lot of people and it was pretty fun god this thing I'm smelling a hit it's fun I don't want to jinx it you're going to laugh I'm going to show you some clips next time I see you let's show the audience clips nooooo
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Oh, Super Bowl. Yeah, we got Super Bowl bits. What's up? It's not a bit.
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Ooh, let's talk about it's raining spiders. This is my maybe worst nightmare. Yeah. Spiders are falling from the sky in Brazil. Spiderocalypse. Everything's apocalypse.
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Everything's mageddon. Spidergeddon mageddon.
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Is it not like shocking? Oh, and now they show it. Look. Oh. Sick.
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uh i would look i would protect you i'd take out my phone i would take out you know i would just shoot my shotgun straight up they're riding the jet streamers spiders can't really fly i think they have all these um all these what you call webs you know so all across all these trees and they get on them all and then they're just that you look above and then they're like all just drop or something
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Well, you're kind of ruining the story, but yeah.
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Here's my next story. Spiders are driving all over Brazil and hitting people in their cars. You're like, they can't drive. They can land on your car. They can crawl on it. Well, these spiders are, I don't even care if they're poisonous. I can't take it. It's too scary.
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I don't know what I'm going to say, but I kind of do.
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You don't get culture. You don't get it. Go ahead.
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I say, are you on a date? I already know what I'm going to say no matter what their answer is. This is them still coming at you.
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Touring toward you in the parking lot.
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Or the green room.
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Can you get me six tickets to SNL?
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They're not even for me. They're for my friend.
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Hey, do you mind if we flip-flop? I got another spot at the laugh.
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He just quit. Okay, next story. You heard about Nate Diaz, you heard about spiders. And now... Oh, this is... Okay, just play it. There's a guy narrating, but I just want to play it because, you know, things get stuck in the sewer. Is it a baby? Is it a deer? Is it a person, Heather? Chainsaw or bolt? Okay, bolt. Heather, you're cheating. I know you're cheating. One of my choices? Is it a bird?
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No, it's a rat. No. Look at Heather freaking.
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That's a New York rat.
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The most nauseous.
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You can turn that guy down.
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Remember that song, Ben? There's a movie about a huge rat.
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You know, I'm all for rat traps. But if you have to wrestle a rat, that's too big. You can't wrestle them.
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If your rat has a saddle, it might be too big to be a rat.
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If your rat is so big it has an iPhone, you might be with a rat that's too big.
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If you're driving with a rat in your car and you can legally use the carpool lane, it's too big.
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If a rat can beat you in arm wrestling.
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That's what it wrote in Scrabble?
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That's your new nickname. That'll get me out of it. I'm looking for names for my tour, but I'm almost there. I have one. Didn't I have one? Did you have a good one? For the tour? Yeah, we can't call it Pipsqueak Life. We're not doing that.
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If that's your idea.
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No, that's not you. Tom Segura has a good one. It's called, it's a world tour. It says, I'm coming all over.
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I think his is called Miss New Yorkers. Miss America was one of them, maybe. Well, I thought of a couple.
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No, I think Comes All Over is better for a world tour. I'm wearing a hat now. Fuck off. I can't take it. I can't take it because my forehead is so blind with this light.
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I look at you on this side of the Zoom, and so people are like, look straight in the camera. I'm like, I wish we could flip-flop it where you're on this. You know what? I'm going to put the camera over here next time. Oh, this is after 5 million shows. We already put it lower.
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Yeah. And instead, here's me looking at the camera. Here's me looking at Dano.
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Like their first song.
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I read the news.
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Like he likes that part.
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I heard the news today.
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Heather has seen it. She's laughing. No. By the way, it's the easiest thing in the world. You have a cook watching a guy cook and he goes, okay, he's putting the pan down. Okay, this guy's doing this. I wouldn't do that.
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Yeah, they play rap for people. They play great songs from history and you get to hear. They have a music coach. I don't mind those.
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We were talking about Oh, Darling the other day and Oh, Darling.
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They said, Paul, someone saw Paul before the show and said, do you do Oh, Darling? And he said, it's probably the hardest one on my voice. I'm thinking, wow, we should have asked him that if it's true.
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Is it when he goes, I'll never make it?
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On his own and brought it in. I already did it.
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He goes high. I can't do it. It's so hot. Yeah.
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Yeah, the beginning is good.
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We should ask him next time. He'll never do it again. Let's ask him who decides who sings what? Did we ask him?
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It's unreal. I'm with you. It's unreal.
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I was hung up on, I'm looking through you. I was going to ask him. That's the only song where he sounds like he's condescending to someone. You remember?
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He grew up, like he says... She was too good for him, and now look at me, how I'm doing. Something like that. I'm looking through you, and you're nowhere.
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If we see him at SNL, what are we going to say?
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All right, moving on. What's the next one?
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No, we are. Oh, this is Mexican Squid Games. Would you do this game, Dana? Okay, it's a bullring. People are lined up. I think the trick is when it gets you lay down flatter and it runs over you. Whoa. This is a real contest. It's got a lawsuit written all over it.
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Is it safe? No. Well, why aren't they getting killed every day? Because if they get to the other side, they get like a hundred bucks or something. Oh, it says winning team gets 24 cans of Coke. You can turn it down, but it's the Squid Game's music. So they all crawl like the centipede.
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They're in an arena trying to cross the other side of the arena. The bull is just fucking loose, which would never happen in America because it's too litigious. So this bull... goes around and just starts wailing on people and they go flat when it comes by. That's their trick. It does not always work. It's not a perfect science. And I think we watched it too short because I think someone gets...
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Mama said kick you into balls.
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nope i'm sure i had a few concussions i could do a wheelie for a quarter mile i don't like to talk about that i know paul mccarney doesn't beat his own that means you did something to the chain if you're popping your stingray and it's really you wish you just did it with a store-bought sears bronco just with pure carry underwood quad muscles that i have and i was just like once i got up i could balance it and be like oh my god oh my god i kept going i'm like
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Everyone was freaking out.
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Not knowing you, no.
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This is another one of my little fibs, but I think I did do that. No footage to cut to. You could skateboard, you said?
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Called a Guinness book. You know what's funny about the Guinness Book of World Records? It's now the Guinness website or something. I mean, book sounded better.
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I thought of this the other day.
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I thought of this the other day. Cause it was like, it was, I swear I saw something odd. Maybe it's today, but I saw something odd. Like guy gets bitten the nuts by a Cobra 60 times in an hour. And I was like, that's a Guinness world. This cannot be a world record. This cannot be anything that anyone's trying to do. But if you pick a weird one, you can win.
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These were all possible lyrics that they had to whittle down. Don't call it a comeback. Is that it? I've been here for years.
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He's rich enough. Maybe you should do that for him.
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We should get Mr. Beast on anyway. Well, I'm going to ask my guy tomorrow because one of my buddies knows him. Let's try to, there's a couple people I wanted to get on.
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All right, next one. What is she? This is a podcast. A girl's about to say something. I don't know what. Okay.
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That's a great beginning too.
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They showed proof they showed a book.
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You don't sound like you believe it.
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Okay. I'm the movie executive. Okay. Could one of them not be Hitler? But this is the exact same situation. Maybe it could be Marilyn Monroe or something.
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Well, I don't get that one. Once he can't talk at all, he just makes noises, right?
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All right, I'm in. Okay, we'll take it. Try to suppress your... We'll shoot it in Vegas.
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All right, next one. We'll come back to it. Okay, look at this story. Okay, don't read the comments. Just listen to the story. So a guy's pitching to his kid, an older guy.
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So the dad's throwing his Mike Trout pitches and a guy sees the video and goes, I'm a local high school coach and I'll show you what's wrong with this kid's swing. And then he wrote it out on Twitter and they wrote back, we're all good over here. And he goes, listen, I'm just giving you some friendly advice. The guy needs to lean back a little more. This guy's going to be a big hitter.
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And they go, it's Mike Trout. And he goes, oh, Mike Trout's one of the biggest stars in the world.
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Listen, it goes too fast.
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These are fucking bombing. This could be our comeback bit. I don't think it will be. It might be easier to understand. This is just... There's a mannequin challenge now. You try to act like you don't move. You don't bend.
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Next time we're at Chili's. That's kind of good, right?
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That shirt is the one Farley worn at the beginning of Tommy Boy.
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It's like girls going, get ready with me, and they put on makeup and tell a 90-minute story.
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And you're like, I feel like you're getting ready for not going out. I feel like this was to get ready to do this. And then you didn't really go anywhere at the end. Maybe. This is a theory.
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We're fucking the worst, most desperate idiots out there. Okay. Let's do one more. We got to end on a goddamn high note. You got to get back. We got to end. You got to get back to the set. Let me see if this one's any, I know they're going to suck. I can just tell. Shit, I don't know if we should risk it with this one. What do you think? Does it look funny yet?
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And you're going to all say this is fake. Everyone says everything's fake.
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If it's fake, he has a lot of extras. At least he put some work in. Knight to bishop's pawn. Well, how does he know?
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And he remembers ten more? I think he's, you know. He's not doing any fucking celebration dances. What is that handkerchief made of?
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I mean, even if there's 10 that are shitty, I'm impressed. Look at him. I don't care.
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Before we go to commercial.
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He goes, hey, let me sign this for you. Let me write down every move I made today. He's like, Rook to pawn four.
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And they keep hitting it with a wooden spoon. The bowl.
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He sees these girls that are having sex with a hundred guys at a clip. And he's like, I have to do something like that. But chess wise, I'll play 10 dudes and smoke them. So he did a good job. I think we end on that.
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Throws that in.
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That was like a six, but it showed there's some smart people out there.
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And I got to drop in that I play chess. Okay. Dana, thanks for coming. If you could stick around during the commercial, I want to talk about some other stuff.
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Busboys coming.
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Soon. We'll be in post for the next six years. No, we're going to whip it out. We only got a week left, dude. We got a week and a half left.
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Which one? Gin and Juice?
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This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.
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Even any chest and neck sins? It goes all the way down?
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Also gin and juice.
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This is a big wind up. I think I know where you're headed, though.
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I don't know if I understand it, but... That's a good one.
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Well, catchy, hooky. I mean, I think one song in there I sort of knew, but I will say I didn't know them all. Fine. Matt, that show's not for me. Fine. And I like the GNX because I have a Grand National. Remember, I had one for a long time.
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you're in a fight with someone or you're mad at someone, is that really the most peaceful, fun, Super Bowl, bring us all together song? Or is it like, hey, fuck you to some guy. And everyone's like, hey, I know what he's talking about. Fine. Also, great visually. I didn't, I got a little snoozy in the middle, but great visually as far as all the outfits, the dancing. And you need that element.
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This Letterman beard, does he still have it that long?
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You definitely need that.
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There was a lot to that Super Bowl. Also, well, the whole thing, you watched it. Chiefs got smoked. Oh, how about this? The Kanye commercial that he paid for, $7 million for that bookie little commercial on his iPhone, which he's done that move before, which is pretty funny. He's paid $7 million, films on his iPhone, says, I have no money left. Here's my grills. Go to my website. Fine.
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Ends it with going, um, wasting time. But, What I didn't know, you go to the website. What is it, Dana?
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You go there, it's one item, t-shirt with a swastika.
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So listen, we all have different merch. I'm listening. It's very interesting merch. Oh, Shopify. How long does it take to take that down? How long do you have to be told? Maybe this isn't, is it a joke? Is it what? I mean, he's controversial, but at a certain point, it's just beyond controversial where people just go, hey, come on now. What are you doing?
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And are those checks clearing for 7 million? I guess so, but.
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I think it was for Yahoo. Oh, I didn't even see that one, but I knew he did something. I thought for Yahoo, uh, also Kanye's, uh, wife, girlfriend, wife, uh, uh, Her family- Lovely person. Lovely gal, as my mom would say. Lovely gal. Such a- Now, she keeps defending herself and her family keeps going, hey- I'm here by my own free will. I'm not like kidnapped.
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And then I want to say to her, maybe don't say that yet. Let's see how things go because you're not even going to get a job at Lady Foot Locker after this. I mean, it's very hard when this is all on your resume to go, oh, you should have that in your back pocket. He made me do all that. I'm the greatest person in the world.
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I wouldn't be any part of that because he's saying things causing disruptions where you want to go, maybe I was brainwashed. Let's just say that because it gets you out of it. It's your one free pass.
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Cupid really got those two, I have to say.
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It's a story you've seen a million times, those two.
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Charlie Rich, I think.
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When we're behind closed doors.
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Behind closed doors. So maybe they're just a cute, they're playing Scrabble every night. I don't know. Maybe it's all an act. It's got to be partially an act.
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What's on Tubi? Beep-bop.
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You know what was funny?
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They said there's an after party for 11,000 people. And I saw today a DJ was like, might as well be going.
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Yeah. I don't have any big hot takes at Super Bowl. I didn't even see all the commercials. Because you want to talk during the commercial. And then you're like, when do I talk during the Super Bowl? I want to watch the game. I'm not allowed to talk during the commercials. I'm not allowed to talk during the Super Bowl.
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It's a real... You... It's a real...
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He goes, not enough. But I remember when the weekend for like a year, He had like a bandaid on his face or something. And then... He had like a fat suit on. Was that something else too?
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Do you have his shimmery shirt? Pull it up if you see it. It's the classic situation you don't want. He's dolled up to go into the party, which is a Super Bowl, which used to be the guys were just like, hey, we come in sweats, we get ready for the game. Now it's a full New York Fashion Week. They walk in, they all have purses, they all have hats and stuff.
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You walk in like Mary Poppins and then they go, okay, Cam Newton was good. He's a good looking dude. Fine. It makes people think when you don't win, you put too much time into that. Because afterwards, poor Kelsey walking out with this shimmery shirt and one's like...
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In the stands during the game?
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I mean, does she pick outfits? Because I don't know. I couldn't pick all this shit.
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This guy's life was already all green lights. There was no bumps. He's great looking. He's tall. That's all anyone cares about. And he's a football player and he's rich.
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Heather. Yeah. And then he retires, but he has to go root for the Eagles and against his brother, sort of, right?
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But he got 34 commercials out of it, so he's doing all right.
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The singer, The Weeknd. Oh, The Weeknd. I don't think he ever paid off that Band-Aid bit. It was like a long play.
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I thought the mom had a cooking show. Was that just a rumor we started?
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We always joke about artists. My brother's into art. Banana was bad enough. Yeah. Italian artist sells invisible sculpture for 18,000. Now, it's getting too much. It's too much.
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Oh, that's one way to look at it.
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I mean, this stuff is, this is a 18,000. Where do you feel like, I'm not paying 20 for invisible nothing. 20 is my top. That's my ceiling.