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Chapter 1: What embarrassing stories do listeners share?
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Hi. Today is embarrassingly caught. People caught doing embarrassing stuff.
This will get your mirror neurons firing.
And the last one's hot.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah. That's right. So a mix of embarrassing and hot.
Those are the best kinds.
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Chapter 2: What happened when a phone auto-played a video?
Yeah, just really loud moaning. Oh, I thought you meant from him. Someone was being very pleased, and they were getting, you know, more than pizza. They were enjoying themselves. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. My phone decided to just autoplay a porn that I was watching earlier. Uh-oh.
Oopsies.
You hold it up to a young man at the register?
He was 18 in a day.
For sure.
That's what was playing. And it was like loud and proud and super obvious, which is kind of frustrating because, you know, sometimes when you try to play videos for somebody, it just never plays and it's loading forever. But this was like autoplay, loud as fuck. So I froze and then I grabbed my phone and then tried to turn it off. And of course you can't. Yeah. It's impossible.
Like ads pop up and everything. It finally shuts off. And the cashier, he was like, um, actually we don't even take coupons on Tuesdays because it's like a buy one, get one deal anyways. So we don't have anything on top of it. So I just showed him my phone, just the porn for like no reason. I was like, All right. And then just silence.
At that point, I kind of would have rather heard the moaning because the silence was just thick.
He chose and you chose. We're not going to address this.
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Chapter 3: How did a wardrobe mix-up occur at the doctor's office?
This is now like a sexual fantasy. Like this changed from an exam to like you're the hot doctor who's got her lab coat open.
She is staring at me like I'm a crazy person because I look like a crazy person. And when I get nervous or like embarrassed, I start to blush really bad. So from my chest all the way up is maroon. And I am... just mortified. She was like, oh my God. And I'm like, oh my God, I know I'm wearing your coat. I couldn't find a gown. I don't know where the gowns are. I was like, I thought it was a gown.
She was like, it's not a gown. And she was like, let me go get you something to change into. If I could have just like shed my skin and run away right there, I would have done it and left the coat and my whole body there.
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Chapter 4: What was the outcome of the embarrassing doctor's visit?
We're both fully naked.
Right. I mean, there's no question about what we were doing in there. And you know what you look like when you've been having sex for a while? Like, you know, the hair and the flesh and everything. It just looked horrible. Well, the cabin lights just turn on throughout the vehicle and they're bright as heck. So everybody outside the vehicle sees us.
Oh, boy.
The guy who opened the door quickly closed the door too late. Like it takes a while for that stupid light to come on.
It stays on for a minute.
Everything happens so fast. People are pouring out of the house party at this point because people are like, oh my God, the owner of the house, his new Range Rover just got crashed into. So he comes out of the house and everybody inside is also coming out of the house. And people are, of course, like they're hooting and hollering.
They're laughing.
Some people are like yelling. Thank God nobody took any pictures. But this is like on full display for everybody at this point. I'm trying to put my clothes on. He got at least his jeans on very quickly and stepped out of the vehicle. But of course, the light turns on again. So I'm like sitting there trying to cover myself. It was just so horrible. Oh, no.
What happened? Did someone drove their car into the back of the Range Rover?
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