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Monica Padman

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

122.369

It's had a real resurgence. I was just at a friend's house in Georgia and all the kids were playing this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1238.643

What are they saying? Like, hey, you should really think about my client. And you're like, yes or no. And then they call back and say, actually, you really should. All the time. And then the manager would call and say, this is the person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1258.064

Growing Pains. I fucked that up. That's sad. You wanted to ask about an early Leonardo DiCaprio.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1269.209

Oh, and Tom Hanks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

129.451

Yes, and it looked fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1395.513

It's the reality of the times. It's not like anyone was kind of— No, it's the reality of the times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1603.218

Some of these things, like, I think should be in the Smithsonian.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1607.281

I don't know. They're all in my storage unit. That's fantastic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

167.686

Also a 1920s Spanish-style villa.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1865.129

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1876.001

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

1995.959

And it looks very profesh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2067.488

Therapy is essential to me during the holidays especially because I generally am going home.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2075.854

And I need sort of some stability from my therapy and guidance to stay nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

213.46

Already, I'm already in. It's already tasty. Okay, well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

222.105

That I was feisty?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2277.308

What a cast.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

228.031

You were? Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

232.295

Well, no, sorry. I first worked for them as a nanny. So I worked for both of them originally.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2368.865

He was kind of hot at the time. Oh, enormous. He was definitely physically hot at the time. He also was in the zeitgeist. Breathtaking. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

242.004

Periphery.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2423.18

It's so true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2429.164

And then maybe you were also going in and because you thought they didn't like you, you might have been being mean.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2435.429

Not mean, but you might not have been warm.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2474.008

I was like, wow, this kid from Punk, he's really actually a good actor.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2478.369

That's so funny. I had the opposite feeling towards casting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2485.357

Like, I knew about you way before I moved to L.A. I was like, oh, my God. That is shocking to me. She's the person. And if I could get an audition. Like, even just getting an audition. I remember when it happened. And I was like, oh, my God. This is the craziest day of my life. I was so excited. But to me, casting directors were almost like teachers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2503.935

The teacher I wanted the approval from, the person who was going to give me an A plus. And obviously I wanted the job, but I really wanted the casting director to like me so much. Yes. Which I think backfired a lot because then I wasn't just me. In commercials, this is probably bad to say, I did really well in commercials because I didn't care that much. which I just went in and did it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2524.911

And then lo and behold, you do pretty well when you don't overthink or you can just be you. Yeah, I had that. I was like, Cassie, you're an actress. Please love me. She's a good actress, though.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2560.372

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very sweet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2564.875

Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2570.638

Now the show's over. Yeah, I got in the sweet spot right before it ended too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

26.755

Allison Jones.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

263.414

It was before, because House of Lies, as House of Lies was ending, kind of, is when I started taking on more stuff.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2794.694

Yeah, when all of your favorite comedies you look and it's you who's casted. Wait a minute. Yeah, I think this might be about her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2841.363

God, yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

2913.938

Yeah, I think it's because comedy requires you to be paying attention. It requires a lot of pain. It does.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

294.355

The camera stuff is new for all of us actually here, but you forget.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3004.41

Oh, God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3036.397

It would be so hard for me for them to be passing on Brie Larson and Elizabeth Banks and Amy Adams. I would be like, guys, why are you doing this?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3045.862

Exactly. I would be saying it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3080.851

Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3085.392

And you deserve to have the ego. Your resume.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

316.286

We call it ABR, always recording. Let me get this coffee. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3184.954

And you're talking about in a studio.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

33.778

She's a casting extraordinaire.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3358.551

We love. The best of the very best.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3387.519

I think a mix is always good. Like if you, for the most part, stick to the sides the whole time, but maybe you improvise on the button or you add a little something. You better ask. Okay, great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3550.633

I was going to say that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

3562.684

Yeah, you can't take on everyone's energy. The amount of energy. Oh, my God. But God bless actors.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4212.345

Now we're adding up to like half a Kristen Bell. All three, it's looking pretty good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4242.854

Earlier you said, I love meeting new people, as all casting directors do, but I don't think that's true. I think you're an exception. I think a lot of casting directors, they don't necessarily want to see anyone new. They want reliable people they already know, and I think it's special.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

425.296

That's not real for anyone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4258.886

Well, I think it's special.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4276.514

But I think that's an exception. I really do. You really do? I don't know. I think it's special.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4459.742

It's not a humble opinion. Your opinion, again, your resume is insane. I was right to be so excited to get an audition from you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4470.648

You're a legend.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4530.325

That's insane.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4688.567

It's where the party's at. Yeah, but it's fine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

469.861

Monica? Two. Me and my brother. He's eight years younger than me, though. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4698.028

Sturdy?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4703.931

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4707.172

That's true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4710.194

He wants to show up for his friends.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4719.118

It's like a reindeer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4724.256

I think he's a bear reindeer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4728.637

It's from Pottery Barn Kids.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4732.298

I think those are ears and then he, and then.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4737.119

Horns.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4740.58

Is it remote control? That's our hat.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4747.938

Yeah, so he's just sitting on some branches.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4757.506

Yeah, it's festive in here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4765.89

Yeah, which we should tell, we have a holiday episode coming up. It's a bonus episode.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4774.614

That's a coming.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4777.356

It will be on YouTube though.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4780.257

I think people should watch it on YouTube.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4807.066

Great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4809.989

What constitutes a great meditation?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

481.627

And it definitely would have been her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4874.587

That was the first thing out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4893.513

That would be great. People would buy it. Are you done with your Christmas shopping?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

49.106

She does all Mike's stuff. Basically.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4906.36

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4919.336

Yeah, I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4923.901

Enjoy it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4953.049

Well, it's not always the rules. You can make new rules. Like Secret Turkey, we have to make our gifts. You don't have to go out and buy. It's just taking time to think about people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4970.162

That would be nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4976.351

Wow. Dr. Seussian.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

4979.093

Yeah. Your favorite word.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5001.066

And he still had.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5004.784

His wife's still alive?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5054.83

Yeah, we need to know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5072.679

Is this the pumping the brakes thing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5088.817

You did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5092.541

Yeah, and we used to ask all British people if they agreed with this, and pretty much no one did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5156.303

Yeah. For me, the most intimate is holding hands. I have to basically... be about to marry you in order to hold my hand.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5177.129

Well, this happened. It happened? I went on a couple dates with someone and they held my hand and I- You were ready. Was like, what are you doing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5197.372

I guess the only real memory I have of having my handheld is as a kid from my parents.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5204.856

Or my grandparents or someone like making sure I was safe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5210.279

It wasn't just, no one in my family just holds hands. They don't. Yeah. I think it's on too, but it's my life. So my parents don't hold hands or anything. So it wasn't, it wasn't a symbol of like romantic affection. It was a symbol of safety and that's extremely intimate.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5231.806

So unless you're about to propose, you're not allowed to hold my hand.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5243.06

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5246.843

Yeah. I feel like you hold your, you hold Kristen's hand, you hold people's hands. I hold Aaron's hand. Yeah. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5256.209

I think it's very nice. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5260.635

It is. It is. Okay, do I have my Christmas presents done? This year, I didn't feel like I got the there was a perfect gift for anyone, really. So I didn't really so far. I haven't got the satisfaction that I normally get in buying presents. But that's OK. You can't win every time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5297.532

Well, I know everyone will like it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5302.377

But I, it wasn't, I wasn't like, I'm not feeling like, I'm so excited for everyone to open their gifts. To see their faces. And see it and they're going to, and it's so thoughtful. It's like not as thoughtful this year, but you know, it's okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5320.836

A lot is sold. You said a lot was sold out and I thought you were just being nice. But then I went on to buy some, to send some stuff to my mom to buy me. And because she needs, she needs a written list.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5333.921

And a lot was gone. Oh, yeah. I wanted stuff off of that. Virtually nothing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5352.211

Oh, they got back in stock?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5414.151

Oh, that's nice. That is really nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5420.496

It's not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5438.768

I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5462.423

Oh boy. Yeah. Yeah, the signature can get very stressful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5469.93

What?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5478.138

Like I have to sign for it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5484.364

It's true, but this is what happens with technology. We just get accustomed to...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5491.711

Yeah. And we want it to be, I mean, again, we've talked about this a lot, but like the amount of minutes my brain has spent on wishing there was teleportation and really wishing, like thinking like, I think that's coming and that needs to come now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5507.989

Yeah. Where is it? Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5521.936

Who knows?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5528.002

Sure. I know. Wild.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5533.107

Well... I think these are- You look great. Thank you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5538.054

Thank you. But I think these are actually dark navy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5542.777

They are. They are.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5548.821

I bought these at a store. And when I bought them, they were navy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5558.695

I want to be honest and say I don't really remember, but I'm pretty sure they were.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5567.28

Hold on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5582.248

Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Rob, for being honest, speaking your mind. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5593.909

Look, I will say.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5596.169

I know. I will say that normally I'm more, it's Navy. Like I feel very definitive about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5605.932

I'll give you that these, a couple times I've thought, are these black? But then they're not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5620.148

You prefer me to say these aren't Navy than are these black?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5633.991

I just think it's literally the exact same thing. This is like what happens on sets where there's a line written and normally the writer says like, oh, this is the best way to say it. The main writer. Well, sometimes me. Yeah, I mean, sometimes me. Exactly. And says, well, no, this is... I've dissected that this is the funniest way to say it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5658.378

And then the actor or whoever will say the same line.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5663.662

And then the original person is like, oh, no, no, no. Can you go back? Can you say...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5678.384

I don't care.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5682.385

This isn't Navy and is this black?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5689.427

No, they're not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5693.168

Are these black?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5699.45

Okay. Are these black?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5705.92

New read. Oh, is this Navy?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5710.342

No, but do the Navy one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5714.224

Oh, but I want you to do both so I could pick in the edit. Oh, oh. My God. You told me. You set this up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5778.403

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5782.585

That was such a Rob joke.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5786.447

It wasn't a pun, though, but it was like a behavioral pun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5793.69

Yeah. Wow, that was great. Okay, wait, so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5798.652

Yeah, this is just like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5801.591

No, no, no, no, no. It's, I just thought it was chic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5809.973

People want to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5812.294

Because I have a fuzz.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5823.056

Okay. I look down. This is my outfit. And then I saw I have a bunch of fuzzies on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5831.718

You're dressed to impress.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5843.387

For me to look at my outfit and not look at my boobs, I'd have to like- Okay, fair, fair. I feel so conscious now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5863.315

That was so long ago. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you had a great meditation. Mm-hmm.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5927.164

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, also to them, like the 50s is like the 1900s to us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5936.352

I don't want to watch a movie about the 1900s.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5960.907

That's cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

5962.128

So then you just text it throughout the whole movie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6016.915

Acting used to be so easy. All you had to do was move your tongue around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

602.8

God, yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6021.777

And it was considered good acting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6042.509

Really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6048.065

Hold on. Do a roll. Do it. As if you're, yeah, I want to see it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6058.068

It's a little out. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6066.989

I guess I have seen that face.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6080.539

Since when do you want to clean it up? It's the holidays. The holidays are sexy. What are you talking about? People love to have sex.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6089.585

And for... People in couples, they have sex by the fire and stuff.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6102.168

Yeah, but for even, right? People with children, like, don't they still have sex by the fire?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6119.67

Why not?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6127.981

But do you have a fireplace?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6133.695

Well, you should fuck in front of it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6159.497

Oh, no. And I know that. They think it's because of that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6177.191

I'm kind of curious why it bumps you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6190.183

Well, that's the whole thing when your parents are afraid you're going to move to Hollywood and then become a porn actor. Yes. That's like the whole thing. That's the stereotype. They're like, don't go become, you're going to get sucked into porn.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6208.176

Well, maybe then. Maybe he was just following his dad's dream.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6219.428

Yes, I was about to say that he was.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6226.215

I haven't watched it since I learned that information, but yes, I can't, I wouldn't, I can't like see a picture and not think that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6234.825

But I also, it's more than just like, oh, he did a porno. It feels dark. There's something that feels dark about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

627.122

For me, TV, I was obsessed. And now when it's like screen time, that was not a thing. My parents were like, you can watch as much TV forever.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6274.464

Would you really have?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6282.792

I guess you're hanging out with them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6286.738

No. You'd have sex with them, but you wouldn't have them film it. On camera.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6295.444

Have you ever filmed yourself having sex?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6304.47

People do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6306.779

No. Or has... Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6310.222

I'm surprised.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6317.267

We're not saying who with.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6323.771

Wait, what's the difference? This is like the... I'll tell you the difference.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6329.255

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6331.252

Yeah. No, I didn't do that. Oh, then what is running some video on nudity? What's that look like?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6345.135

But it's not the act.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6347.375

Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, I don't have any problem with people making a sex tape.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6355.737

Having sex by the fire. The holidays. Like most couples do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6366.617

All right. Well, this is for Allison Jones. And this is our last episode of the year. I mean, sort of. We have a...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6378.095

No, no, no, we do. But this is our last real episode. Then we have an Armchair Anonymous coming out on Friday. And then we have our holiday special.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6393.199

Fantastic year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6399.141

We added this location. That was a big deal. That was scary. That was a big change, a big challenge.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6407.156

And we're embracing it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6409.241

It's nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6411.162

Oh my gosh. I can't believe I forgot to say this. Do you know that the Pantone color of the year was announced?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6429.111

Yeah. I'm so sorry. It's taken me this long.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6434.353

But do you know what it is? No, close.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6440.963

It's called mocha mousse, which is basically mocha mouse, which is basically brown mouse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6449.845

It's brown.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6452.665

Okay, fine. Hold up the Pantone color to your cheeks. It's not really, but no, that one's little.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6462.108

It's called mocha. Miniature mousse? Mocha mousse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

647.902

The TV shows were the babysitters. But for me, it was such a fantasy world. Like I could go in and I could pretend I was in full house and the whole thing. Did you have that with TV? Like you were using it as an escape or not really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6480.807

Okay, but it's a little more pink.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6485.871

But that's a great sign.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6494.503

That's a good omen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6497.806

Yeah, I think so. For all all of the people who listen, it's going to be a great year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6508.533

Yes, that's the whole you know, it's my background on my phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6514.898

That's the whole that's what I do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6524.163

Yeah, sometimes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6525.824

Mocha Moose. Moose Knuckle. Brown Mouse. They'll do some collabs. Sometimes there's often a mug. I might get that this year. Yeah. And yeah, so I make the background of my phone the color.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6559.3

Yeah, that's more peach. That's more what this year's was.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6566.365

Uh-uh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6568.866

No, I don't get to put it on until January 1st.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6582.754

Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Do they have the mug?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6591.438

Okay, great. Oh, I wish they made an iPhone case in it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6598.44

That would be great because then the wallpaper, everything would be brown mouse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6604.642

Anyway, this is this year's. That's more nude to me. I mean, the color.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

661.552

I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6610.824

Yeah, and the mocha mousse is nude for a brown person. Light brown person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6621.685

Whatever. I embrace this as me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6633.649

I didn't. I promise. It's because when you zoom in, for some reason it looks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6643.459

Yeah, so there you go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6645.58

Okay, two facts. One, she got her business degree for $750 a trimester at UCLA. Now, I made a mistake when I checked this fact before.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6659.724

When I type in now, UCLA business degree cost, it says the total cost of the MBA program is, Is $128,000 per year, including tuition and living expenses. The tuition is $78,000 per year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6682.338

It must have been not the MBA program that I looked at. It must have been regular tuition. Because I Googled this now like eight times because I was also confused. Right. That's wild.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6699.853

Yeah. So obviously I looked up the wrong thing. Yeah. So I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6709.505

All right. And then why are they called sides?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6715.229

In acting, sides refers to a specific part of a script given to actors for auditions because historically actors would only receive their own lines from a scene, essentially just their side of the dialogue, which helped protect the full script from being copied or shared with competitors, especially during Shakespeare's time when printing was limited, hence the term sides.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6736.272

We also discovered that he's married. His wife's name is Anne Hathaway.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6743.88

That is shocking. And I'm surprised that I didn't know that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6750.944

No, because I had to take a lot of Shakespeare.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6755.946

I should have known that. Maybe I did and I blocked it. I don't know. But Anne Hathaway, well, she is a style icon.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6767.31

I agree. I agree. I agree.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6780.582

Yeah, I mean, Princess Diaries, she was just two years old.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6786.628

No, but she was young.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6789.211

Not as young as Pepsi Girl.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6792.234

I would love to interview her and ask her that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6801.088

Or if she wants to come in as Anne Hathaway, Shakespeare's wife.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6807.23

That would be cool. Yeah. Who could I be? I don't think they have many brown. I will dress up as a piece of poop on the floor. What? Because they didn't have very many brown people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6829.561

We're trying to be true to the times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6833.383

I know who I'll be, a butler.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6835.924

Chambermaid? Because they had Indian... Servants?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6840.965

I think. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure back then, England, because they owned India. Listen, I'll be a poop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6854.229

Piece of poop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6858.763

Wow. All right. Well, we aren't going to do this again until I guess the holiday special, but that'll be a little different.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6865.346

And then next year, 2025, your 50th year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6873.53

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6876.587

And 2025 feels really sharp.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6882.212

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's something about you being 50 and it being 25. That's nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

6898.245

You should be more excited about that. All right. All right, love you. Love you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

958.226

Hugely important, especially for the talent. You don't really realize that until you come here and you're like, oh, wow, casting directors and casting is a huge component of this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Allison Jones (Award-Winning Casting Director)

975.4

Yeah, they don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

100.802

I feel like I'm going through therapy very soon. Yeah, well, that is the goal. We do want people to feel very relaxed. Too comfortable, really.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

1031.746

Right. Yeah, did you feel like you had to, after that, sort of like keep your head down? Maybe it's just my own personality.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

1110.307

That's your teacher?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

160.354

What happened?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

1629.569

You have such a full circle. Yeah, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

171.971

Have we started?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

174.652

We call it ABR, always be recording. Always be recording. Okay, okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

201.918

Curls.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

3399.565

How do you even start something like that? Do you literally just look around the room and you're like, okay. Here we go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4098.009

And do you have to pay? Because if you pay, you'll probably get a certain group more than you'll get another group. Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4505.922

The climate too would be the other more recent thing. There's a Paris Accord and there is things that globally people have come together.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4535.151

I mean, I think that's part of it. It's just an acknowledgement globally that we're all going to have to do something. And especially the superpowers do need to take more on than others. But it's just getting on the same page that I think we've done okay at. And at least there's some consensus there. So there could be some consensus here potentially.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4748.012

It's hopeful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4761.64

Oh man, so jealous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4769.066

Right. Yeah, it's hard to listen to your own stuff. Well, it's not her. I know, but your own stuff. Yeah. You spent so much time writing it. Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4829.422

You have a lot of other stuff. Don't waste your time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4884.333

We did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4885.713

I did. We shot a commercial.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4890.879

Yeah. I had a really fun full circle moment.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4897.103

Because I got out of the car. You know, I haven't acted in a while.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4903.646

Yeah. I got out of the car and I started recognizing some of the people on set. And I realized I had worked with a lot of that crew on some previous commercials in my day. Sure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4918.519

It felt so nice and cool. Like, you know, I had done these commercials as just this actor auditioning and doing this thing. And now we're doing a commercial.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4931.896

And we're doing it together. Yeah. not for this podcast, but- But because of this podcast. Yeah. And it was something really cool about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4941.84

I liked it. And it, I think it's because my ring is fixed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4946.624

Okay, great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

4981.65

I see. Yeah, that's hard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5007.737

Yeah, he's doing great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5025.784

Love to hear that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5027.284

Do you want to tell people what Toto texted you? It was so funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5047.27

Oh, so playful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5084.884

Yeah, it was a great episode. And so, yeah, just so cool. We get to talk to anyone we want to talk to. Not anyone. I still have a list. We still got Tay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5099.533

No, we already had Machine Gun Kelly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

51.695

Become better than everyone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5158.817

Yeah, me too. But he did say, because Toto was like, when did he see me dance?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5169.805

He was just... He's being funny. He was doing a yes and.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5177.779

Yeah. I think the- Who wouldn't believe it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5181.887

I think he is a great dancer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5208.357

Oh, sure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5225.372

So cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5243.568

How many more Christmas cartoons are there?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5250.655

Oh, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5279.809

Of course. I think he is given his due props.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5285.257

You know, there's a Seuss land.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5287.78

Yeah, at one of the parks. I think.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5296.801

You should go. You should pay your respects.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5302.667

No, but I like it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5308.973

But it kind of sounds like Sisyphusian, which is my favorite word.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5354.554

That's a lovely way to look at it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5356.515

It's actually Sisyphean.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5360.737

Me too. And I maintain it. Yeah. Okay. So you're in the Christmas spirit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5400.272

Ooh. Ooh, that sounds lovely.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5435.106

Wow. Ding, ding, ding.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5440.948

Nice. You used a little bit of my...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5448.132

There were good gifts on there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5458.479

Yeah, well, I pick great items.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5461.301

You do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5463.063

Thank you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5467.83

Yes. That's the goal.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5472.012

There's fun stuff abound.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5475.694

So, and let's just, so your tree has colored lights, right?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5493.581

Uh-huh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5495.141

But I just want to talk about lights.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5510.684

I wonder how Hermium, does he have a delivery service? How does he get his tree?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5537.192

You said cousin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5543.756

Oh, okay. So it's all on the up and up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5567.853

Okay. Getting a little taken advantage of, but you seem fine with it. Okay, great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5573.977

Now remember, I'm not your mom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5586.26

Yes, the lights, because Chris and I assume on her nice tree has white lights. Yep.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5592.7

Yeah. And this is, you know, this is a big thing. I don't know if it's Rob. Yeah. What color lights do you have?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5612.946

That's white.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5617.171

He's trying to walk in the middle and be nice, but really he has white lights and he likes them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5626.824

Yeah, I know what you mean. There's like a warm and a cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5644.77

Yeah, yes, because Aaron grew up exactly like you. So it's not fit. You just assume it's men because you and Aaron believe it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5655.427

So, yes, Rob did not grow up with you and like you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5661.217

So, I don't think it's gender, but I do think some people love— The nostalgic colored lights and then other people who care about aesthetics love the white light.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5681.944

Yeah, which is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5684.125

Is that what you're going to say? No, I wasn't going to say that. Your life does not match that mentality anymore.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5696.795

Yeah, that's fine. Okay, for him. Yeah. Okay, but for me— Yeah, you aren't—you're of the highest class in this country.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5712.208

Okay, okay. And you also hobnob with the highest class.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5750.182

And where's your tree?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5757.187

Because your second tree is in your second living room. Okay?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5764.732

You know, I got to keep you. I got to just remind you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5771.914

Yeah, okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5773.717

It's just, to me, the class warfare thing, I would hope you now see.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5781.427

Yeah. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5791.05

Okay, so I have white lights, obviously.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5795.373

Yeah, everyone would know that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5802.478

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Jess and I had pig day and we went to home. We just missed you, I guess, because we really like the timing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5823.635

I think it's hard for families to have to decide.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5827.078

And everyone has their things they care about. And luckily, Jess and I have the same thing. We don't like bald—call it bald puss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5838.169

Bald pussy. Bald pussy. If there's bald spots. Okay, great. And we don't like that. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5848.159

Brazilian.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5852.587

I thought Brazilian is... Clean? Clean. Rob?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5858.892

Just definition of Brazilian wax.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5864.217

You can do that on your own time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5879.775

Yeah, there's like, you can just get different kinds, but Brazilian generally means all hair.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5894.005

Oh my God. That's so funny. Did she laugh?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5904.813

That's really funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5927.483

This is very exciting. It's holiday party season.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5932.952

Work parties, family parties, parties with friends.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5937.853

Parties with your animals.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5944.796

It's a great reason to shop for new clothes or accessories and really like spice up your wardrobe. Make it fancy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5973.254

Oh, tell me about it. I really like to make my house feel very me during the holidays. You could be decorating the outside of the house, getting some lights, something for the windows, grab some new holiday towels, some festive hand soap. Oh, I love a good festive hand soap. Candles. You really you can do it all.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

5995.919

Oh, and one other thing. Amazon Music is here to help with the playlist. Curating the party playlist, it's an art.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6037.927

Now, we were also so quick. So quick. In fact, it was almost eerie. We walked in and we were doing just like a quick look and Jess just beelined. He knew his daughter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6054.094

Yes. And he knew his daughter. Yeah. And it was the one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6060.457

No. The tree is our daughter. Okay, okay. That makes sense. We co-parent. Okay. But she lives at my house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6069.588

So he's a little bit of a debbie-deb, but whatever. And she's really pretty. She's so nice. She's... We said—because last year, Archery was a boy, and he was a model. Oh. He was gorgeous. Striking. Striking and very—angular. Exactly. Very angular. Not around features. Not around features. This girl is—she's not a model, but she's a star.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6103.131

Exactly. And I've been trying some different hats on her, toppers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6110.903

I haven't decided yet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6130.599

It's a sweet story.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6143.463

Oh, my God. The way you feel about the trees is like how Kristen feels about the dogs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6161.833

So, for her, trees are not dogs. She wants a pretty one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6200.174

So what'd you do with the truck?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6215.598

Yeah, I don't feel bad for the... You don't? I don't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6235.741

Bald puss?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6257.619

Make him go away. Make him go away. I can only take, I can't, I kind of forgot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6301.152

Yeah, why not?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6316.813

Are you combining?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6325.356

Yeah, practically none.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6331.422

Wow. It's like quadrupled in size.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6342.647

Do you want to feel her? I do. I want to touch it, but also last time we touched it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6350.31

Wow. There is so much.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6358.669

Are they separated? There's no real.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6366.333

Wow. It's so soft.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6372.877

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6381.341

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6386.686

You're probably illegal. It's like, yeah, it's illegal.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6414.195

Did you use tweezers?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6420.099

That's okay. Yeah, we live and learn. This is an R&D situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6426.803

All right. Oh, one more thing. One cool thing that happened that I want to put out there in the world, because I think it's good for me to manifest this. Okay. When Callie and I were shopping, we went into one store and I bought some cute little boxer shorts.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6445.556

As we were leaving, Callie was in front of me and someone had held the door open for her to come out. And like some woman walked in and then Callie walked out. And then he this person continued to hold the door for me. And I was like, oh, thank you. Then I kept walking. I don't know. He's a mystery man.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6475.253

It was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. Really? Male or female?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6485.523

Build it for me. But now he's sort of a haze. Oh. Like, I don't remember. I don't like that part. I know, I know. But part of it was, it happened so fast, he took my breath away. Yeah. And I think it read, you know, it read.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6505.376

Yeah. And he smiled. And I don't remember if he showed teeth or not. But no, he just like, that's who he is. Okay. And I turned, you know, I turned and I said, oh my God, that guy was so hot. And she said, I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6521.815

Yes. So we, so this is an undeniable situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6529.093

Well, I think they were together.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6531.454

Well, I don't know. Okay. There's no way to know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6535.456

Exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6539.297

Brentwood Country Mart.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6542.578

On Black Friday. On Black Friday. Probably around noon.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6551.741

I'll read them all. Comment or.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6556.79

Exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6560.191

Oh, I'll know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6562.591

No, because, you know, when I walk through the world, I'm extremely unobservant. I don't notice people. You're blind, basically. I really am. And speaking of blind, I got some soap in my eye this morning, and it was— Blinding? I thought I did some permanent damage.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6577.594

Okay. So anyway, I walk around so unobservant, and yet this person was strong. He pulled me out. It was shocking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6587.556

He was, he was so attractive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6592.759

That day? A lot of times. A ton. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6597.962

I am prone to fantasies. I, I didn't actually. I was more just like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6603.145

I was just taken.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6605.847

A little bit. Oh my God. And I don't even believe in that, but like maybe. Anyway, that was a big mystery.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6619.28

No, it's starting to dissipate. And I don't remember him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6624.365

Me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6626.948

Yeah, guys, seriously.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6630.845

Seriously. Okay, anyway, so that, we'll add that to the mystery pile with the guy I met in New York, the restaurant guy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6640.787

That mystery is also.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6649.309

I don't give him permission to say my name.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6653.51

I don't want him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6658.663

Okay, this is for Fei Fei Li.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6668.169

Not intimately. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6674.072

And he was giving her a lot of props and reverence.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6677.574

That she really deserves. She was, I loved her so much.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6682.23

She was a delight. Yeah. Now some facts for her. How long did Einstein live at Princeton? He lived in Princeton, New Jersey for 22 years from 1933 until his death in 1955. He purchased a house at 112 Mercer Street, which became his home until his death. The house was for him, his wife, Elsa, stepdaughter, Margo, and secretary, Helen Dukas.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6706.306

I guess so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6707.768

I bet it's more like an assistant. Nowadays, we'd call it an assistant.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6716.181

Okay. Oh, we talk about Cambridge Analytica. which was the whole thing that happened with Facebook. I encourage people to listen to Acquired, the podcast Acquired. They do an episode on Meta, fantastic episode. And they talk about what happens with the Facebook Cambridge Analytica scandal. And a lot of it's very misunderstood.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6740.582

A lot of what the public thinks, we're all missing a ton of information.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6749.085

Exactly. And that's not what it was. And she didn't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6764.29

But they were using old information from an old quiz. Oh. Or quiz or something that Facebook did a long time ago. And that's what they used. Oh, okay. They weren't using current information. And yeah, they- Like, Facebook didn't sign off on... They didn't hand over this information.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6786.528

It's such a good podcast.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6789.53

I'm always shocked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6793.713

In the business world, like learning. I mean, you listen, I mean, they're four hours long. Meta six. Yeah, they spend a month researching a company and then they just tell you everything about the business and how it came to be and all of it. And you do leave feeling like you went to, Like you took a course in business.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6813.236

I recommend Acquired. And that's it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6820.82

Me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6822.121

Me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6823.262

That's the line we learned from the Lisa Kudrow fact check that we say to people that I'm just grateful for you. I'm grateful you exist.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6833.528

Yeah, me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Fei Fei Li (on a human-centered approach to AI)

6840.052

Love you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1022.808

This is a good action.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1026.309

At first, I thought it was so good that at first I was like, he still doesn't get it. But he really got it. He got it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1067.93

Where does he teach?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1080.095

That's complicated.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1198.716

I love her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1203.058

And so she was working at the same time you were before.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

130.726

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

141.597

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1479.127

Speaking of when you just said it's the only time you feel like a movie star, do you like feeling like a movie star?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1514.018

You don't like attention would be my guess also.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1587.285

So that everyone could get their Tootsie?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1674.519

Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1760.309

Okay, that's probably why you didn't have to go there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

18.895

Hi.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1811.378

Yep.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1813.82

I like Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1819.068

I mean, I'm Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1821.891

I'm just Team Motrin. Stop trying to make me who I'm not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1836.007

Oh, they did this for us to save our relationship.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

1995.948

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2006.819

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2221.965

I'm sure some days you have to think it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2267.903

Well, you've been validated there too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2273.427

Work can be validated externally, but you cannot be validated externally.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2279.291

You as a person, your character, that's got to come from you. So it doesn't matter what your wife says. That's the juxtaposition.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2288.618

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

233.296

Did you already comment on that? I did not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

236.88

We shook hands. You shook hands. I'm wearing perfume.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

240.704

Yeah, I think it's her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

244.582

Only if it's allowed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

248.104

Yeah, you do smell nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

249.825

You do, you do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

253.827

Well, that person smells great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2712.485

Oh, really? Oh, she was on it as well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2726.895

Not on your radar.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2759.047

She could be. She's so pretty.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2792.781

And she was like, yes, I will go out with you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

286.342

You can get caught.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

29.652

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

2951.751

Yeah. A lot of compassion.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3027.367

You have the opposite. You've been working for so long and you're on Broadway. You're like, I've really done it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

332.978

They maybe thought that it was going to be such an enormous hit that it would be at the Smithsonian and then it would end up being worth millions and millions.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3329.438

Oh, really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3332.698

But that's the part that you don't think in the moment that it's happening to him. Everyone thinks I'm Michael Cera and everyone thinks he's Jesse Eisenberg. Exactly. You forget that piece.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

34.639

I enjoyed him so much.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

347.565

I think it's eBay. Yeah, I think it's eBay time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3555.05

A no brainer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3592.034

I love that movie. I rewatched it recently. It's still so great. You did just rewatch it. I did. Yeah. I was obsessed with it. I would just watch it over and over again for a while.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3601.747

I have a handful of movies that I end up just watching every night. Contagion. During the pandemic. Contagion.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3612.18

Devil Wears Prada, Social Network.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3616.102

Seven.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3618.123

That's interesting. Yeah. Good Will Hunting is my number one. That was the original.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3623.587

I wouldn't want to be put to the test right now because it's been a minute, but at one point I could recite the whole movie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3631.512

In my head, I would watch it and then rewind it and watch it again.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3635.455

I wish. No, because I was too busy watching movies in my head. But Social Network is so good. You're so good in it. Everyone's so good in it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

37.22

And when I was listening back, I was like, holy, this guy is great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3855.061

Yes. Okay. They also have, they're called Ultra Stretch Point, P-O-N-T-E, straight leg pants. And they are really, really great. They're great for travel. They're very cozy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3911.14

Therapy is essential to me during the holidays especially because I generally am going home.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3919.488

And I need sort of some stability from my therapy and guidance to stay nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

3978.505

Ooh la la. You know, the Nest Candles were on my gift guide. Oh, they were? Yes. Well, go to Macy's. Go to Macy's and grab one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

43.242

He is. And he's very quick. He's very funny. He was a joy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

437.991

Maybe the character smoked and you were holding it. Yeah, I was holding it for him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

4370.762

What year was this?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

4411.494

But I don't even know what you're talking about. And that's another fallacy. Another reality. This is another thing that we think.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

4418.9

Yeah, we think everybody knows. I'm sure you think we know what you're talking about the movie. And then you were poorly. Like, I didn't know that until you just said it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

4677.799

Yeah, it must require so much if there's all this crap around and all these people around me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

4803.845

Unpredictable.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

514.543

I don't think you need to pick it back up or anything. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5201.132

I say this a lot about our current hatred of billionaires. I don't have that hatred. I'm like, poor people don't hate billionaires. It's a certain class of people that is actually pretty privileged that has the luxury of saying that's bad and capitalism is bad and X, Y, Z is bad. It's like if you're actually disenfranchised, you don't think that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5224.717

It's a weird cycle that happens with privilege where you start picking apart the way to get.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5271.42

Yeah, but it's a similar thing. It's like the cultural. If your parents left a country to come here so that you could have the opportunity to make a ton of money, you're not going to be like, I think money is bad. You're like, that's literally the whole purpose of the life raft. Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

538.432

Accurate.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

54.985

Is he a blessing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5455.341

Wait, what is that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

546.294

pretty cool, but he wants me to go extreme. He wants me to shave my hair.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5499.545

Also the wrong use of your life.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5504.19

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5554.215

Well, you want to watch it and be like, holy shit, this movie's incredible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5561.024

It's a huge, big movie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

557.537

I like it too. On others, it's not that I don't think I'm cool enough for that. It's just not me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5605.1

Or you want to feel like shit, Bambi. Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5613.846

Lion King.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5617.369

All of them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5622.613

It makes sense. So it's the only way to get kids to care immediately. That's the only thing they know and could understand as painful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5641.907

Just a few years later, it's Texas Chainsaw.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5645.91

Six more years.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

566.55

Well, that's true because speaking of cigarettes for Halloween, I was Mary-Kate and Ashley, one of them, current era. And so I was holding a cigarette the whole time. I've never smoked in my life. And so I wasn't smoking, but I was holding it. And I was like, it is cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5682.063

Wow, Carly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5684.025

Incredible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5688.368

Thank you, Carly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5702.288

I'm sure she does.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5708.834

I could see that. Yeah. You have little brother energy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5712.578

I got big brother energy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5731.064

What's the deal?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5733.826

Oh, cool. He's doing a lot of docs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5738.151

I think he did the McMahon one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5741.665

That's awesome.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5743.848

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5745.97

Yeah, I see. That's a nice socks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5790.322

Do you talk to Best Boy Jimmy Kimmel about it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5794.263

Since he loves Yacht Rock as well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5821.118

That's so cute he made you a playlist.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5830.301

Why?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5832.801

I think it is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5849.045

Carly Simon, Steely Dan, James Taylor. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5856.209

I mean, I think so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5859.114

Yeah. Who gets to decide?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5867.107

Huh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

588.303

Yeah. Yeah. It's true. You don't want it to be true, but it is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5880.874

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5883.235

I wonder what Simmons is going to do next because he's on a roll.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5888.339

That would be fantastic. Speaking of, I got a lot of really sweet reach outs from people in my life, like old people in my life when I was in middle school and high school. And they were so happy for me that we got to have Lisa on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5906.411

Well, that's very sweet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5910.252

It was like people who I don't talk to really, but were there for when it was really.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5919.374

Yes. And so they were all very, it was very heartwarming and sweet that they were like, oh my gosh. That is nice. Yeah. And then Anthony, who also was there, he texted me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5932.757

Well, not a blast from the past, but a longstanding friendship. Yeah, he was in the past and he was a part of it. And he's also a huge Friends fan. And he said, I almost commented, Lisa Kudrow, this is how I find out. I have forgotten to tell him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5952.202

Yeah, I'd forgotten. And then I said, oh, some people reached out, which was really sweet. And he said, yeah, you really created strong brand awareness even back in the day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5971.239

I told people Toto. Come on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5973.962

Yeah. I told people about Lisa Kudrow. I guess I just forgot to tell the most important person.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5980.127

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5981.408

So sorry, Anthony. This is a public apology.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

5992.877

OK.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6022.84

I did notice you were wearing a lot of hats.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6049.155

Well, did you put the stuff on it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6051.537

Well, you just told me you decided you might not do that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6059.784

Right. So I was going to wear a hat today. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6064.948

Okay, got it. You see the confusion. It looks fine.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6071.715

What do you, what means what's insane to you?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6080.968

Oh no. Okay. But I have an idea.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6083.551

Um, you know, those scalp things, they're like,

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6089.071

Yeah, they have little like sticks on them. You could do the thing and then use the scalp thing to get it all over. And then you wouldn't be using your hands to get it all over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6118.117

Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6126.602

Because you definitely want to get you like you have to put it up here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6180.288

Oh, two full eyedroppers?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6182.65

Hmm. All right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6187.249

Just keep wearing a hat.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6189.271

All right. Well, it's almost Christmas time. Are there any Christmas updates? I got a new table scape. So that was exciting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6200.069

New tablecloth. This is from Heather Taylor Home. Gorgeous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6210.056

My tree is 35, but she's still my baby, just like Harley is always your little girl. Her skirt is pink and green.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6218.862

So now I'm deciding to do pink and green.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6225.559

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6228.363

Oh God. I guess.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6232.89

Nothing against wicked, but that wasn't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6237.748

I just wanted to match the beautiful skirt. The skirt's so cute. It doesn't look wicked-y. Okay. I don't think people would think it. I'll ask. I'll ask everyone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6261.274

I guess because, yeah, I think she wears pink stuff. Popular?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6264.835

Glenda.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6267.017

Yeah, Glenda, Glenda. She wears pink. I forgot that. I only think green when I think Wicked, but you're right. Pink is a color.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6283.089

Oh, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6287.99

Yeah, you told me he's so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6332.021

I know. Now we have to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6337.844

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6341.105

You have two big gets, Taylor and Aria.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6365.137

It's a pure time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6367.678

You told me this a little bit ago. And so then some videos have been popping up about her. I mean, I get so many wicked videos, which is kind of weird.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6377.682

Maybe they know about my tree and they're confused. Look, I loved the movie. I love the movie. But I'm not... Like some people are... die hard wicked and they've seen it multiple times and they their sing-alongs exactly it's a whole it's like a whole thing it's so fun that's not really me so i guess i'm i'm interested it's interesting that i'm being targeted in that way

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6405.415

Instagram.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6416.223

Really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6450.012

That's cool. Yeah. I like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6463.548

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6465.449

They tested that. They beta tested that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6469.111

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6473.933

Yeah, I agree.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6480.296

Yeah, they have, I think they have whole divisions at Meta that are fully ethics based. Right, right, right, right. And so a lot of the things have to run through that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6530.518

I got an Anytime Fitness membership for my brother one year for Christmas. Oh, you did? I did. Oh, that's a great gift. It was a very big hit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6569.989

I've also gotten a lot of videos about her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6572.77

And I sometimes think to send them to you to show Delta, would you do that? Or are you like- Probably not. Probably not videos. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6590.457

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6593.158

Right. Yeah. I get that. But how's she learning about like her vocal range and stuff?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6616.327

Can you see if she owns a dog, Rob?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6628.316

Myron. All right. Do you have any, have you watched any more Christmas movies?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6638.52

Yeah, I watched The Holiday. I mainly just have it on in the background. The Holiday, Home Alone, Love Actually.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6658.012

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6662.954

Yeah, it's true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6667.676

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6671.738

It's a blessing. It's almost like. what we do sort of like how podcasts are so intimate they they become part of the your fabric like your daily fabric Christmas movies have that they become part of your traditions they're good triggers yeah and like when we had Jude Law on and we talked a little bit about the holiday it it Yeah. He's like part of my year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6698.308

Always. And Jack Black, too. I forgot that he was also in my role in his role.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6706.938

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6713.018

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6717.799

That would be cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6727.282

Well, you're really lucky if you're like die. I haven't seen it, but die hard, which is like, Christmas movie, but it's not right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6808.171

Dang.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6810.432

That would have been cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6819.199

Yeah, that's right. I think we think it because guns.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6838.162

But I guess my point is, I think that originated just even that colloquial term originated from a gun trigger. yeah or a crossbow probably okay um rob um is the home alone house in chicago like immortalized at christmas yeah i used to work not far from it and i'd sometimes just drive over there and eat lunch on the street oh my god just like outside in my car Do people and like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6872.442

Oh, because someone lives there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6874.823

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6877.604

I mean, whoever Columbia should have bought it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6883.285

I think. And they made it a museum.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6898.726

Yeah. Well, that's also funny because all time, the restaurant I love, you love, we all love. They just opened a new restaurant in Altadena.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6908.812

And I went the day before we shot the commercial. And it was so weird because I never go to Altadena.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6914.916

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

6925.442

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

693.088

Exactly. How do you prevent the mice?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7011.125

People like come out and walk around. Oh, there's.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7023.311

That's so cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7026.392

Yeah, cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7038.017

That sounds really lovely.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7054.187

How are they doing this? It's there's always I've never been in my entire life. And there's not been a line at random times. It's pretty cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7069.413

And they don't market like I've never seen a commercial for In-N-Out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7078.597

What was it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7101.997

Oh, I thought I like that because I thought you were going to make it gross. Dirty.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7109.56

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7122.309

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7163.308

It was a fantasy that I wanted to go live there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7174.472

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7177.893

I was infected with the fantasy of Hollywood. And I knew that was there. We went on a family vacation when I was 11.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7191.917

Yeah, we did the tour.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7199.821

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7230.876

Definitely. Yeah. We did that too. Went to Chinatown. And we went to San Diego. Went to the zoo.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7239.521

Yeah. Very.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7241.762

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7243.323

Yeah. Bit them in the butt.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7246.065

She left.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7248.488

No. Um, we sit right by the airport and you could hear the, the planes, the whole thing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7258.036

Um, anyway. Okay. So this, so Jesse, ding, ding, ding. He lives in Hollywood. Actually doesn't. I think he lives in New York. Damn it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7270.847

Yeah. I feel bad because when you talked about Jesse's sister, I was like, I was, it was new information and I reacted as such. And then like four seconds later, I was like, oh, I did know that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7286.345

But I forgot. And when you said it, it sounded new. Yeah. And then I felt fraudulent.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7300.717

Let's bring up a picture of her on the TV.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7306.201

On the TV show.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7311.385

Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7314.665

I think.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7315.846

I think it might be Ireland. There she is. Look how cute she is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7323.413

And you know what else?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7326.896

She looks like him. Yeah. Like they definitely have a family resemblance.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7333.061

Oh, my God. I wonder if he thinks she's so cute. He didn't say so in the interview.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7340.605

Well, you think your sister's so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7343.166

You talk about it all the time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7348.628

But if your sister is known as being like the cutest girl in America. I wonder if I would hate it. Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7356.352

Even if it was your little sister?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7364.136

I love her dimples. Dimples are a thing. If and when science is good enough, which it will be, I'm going to pick dimples for my kid.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7378.272

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7383.234

Well, that's, they're crazy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

740.81

Yeah, that sounds right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7416.21

Right. But what happened to your freckles? I don't see any.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7420.93

Uh-uh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7428.159

Oh, interesting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7431.523

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7437.851

Maybe with age, also freckles dissipate on the face. I would say the sun exposure, but that also seems counterintuitive because sun also brings out freckles. Yes, it does. A lot of people in the summer, their freckles come out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7452.576

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7455.237

Yeah. Freckles are so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7457.838

Freckles are so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7459.518

Oh, yeah. So I'm going to pick dimples. Okay. For my kid.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7464.3

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7467.521

Can you imagine? She's going to be so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7475.423

Dimples. It is. Yeah, yeah. Do you think if I go to my face guy, if I tell him I want dimples, he could do it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7486.627

Because they just... carve out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7512.713

Actually, that's what I said. I said carve something out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7517.254

Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

752.32

Jesse Eisenberg's mouse ridden.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7527.977

I'm going to come back in the new year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7532.858

You're going to get multiple dimples. Some went wrong, so I did another one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7538.92

When I design my kid, she's going to have one on each side. Okay. I guess I have to figure out exactly where. And then she's going to have curly hair. Okay. I don't think I have to design. I think she's going to have naturally curly hair like me. Well, I guess depends on who her dad is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7559.328

Okay. But naturally curly hair.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7564.21

But remember I saw that mixed girl at Mixed Late Woman. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7571.934

Yeah. She was so pretty. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7576.898

Oh, curly. Okay. I like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7585.224

I've never seen one. Yeah. Well, that's natural. People dye their hair. Right, right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7590.769

That's a recessive gene that I don't think has made its way to dominance. All right. Anyway, Jesse. Next fact. Jesse has sort of red hair.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7601.097

I'm not sure. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7605.454

Crickets. Okay. What is going on? What is going on in LA with crickets? Because this happened when I was recording something else in a different location and we had to stop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7645.178

Oh, God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7653.283

I didn't hear it because it was a big enough. It was a sweet enough moment that I think you're in it. But I mean, this is like not good for sound.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7674.415

Yeah. I read you can do peppermint tea.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7683.562

They don't like peppermint tea.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7686.024

And some other aromatherapies.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7689.788

Okay. Speaking of, do mice, another unwanted pest.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7696.895

Unless you're talking about me. Yeah. Love eating plastic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7702.889

Yeah, they eat plastic. They do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7707.111

And they chew right through it to keep their incisors from growing too long.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7733.198

Yeah. Well, he loves plastic. Okay. So eBay's a thorough astronaut costume. Not there anymore.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7742.361

People snatched them up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7746.262

Right. You can buy spacesuits, though, on there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7751.603

If you want. There are thousands of dollars.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7764.263

Nostalgia. Yeah. All right. Was Squid and the Whale Noah Baumbach's first movie? No, it was called Kicking and Screaming in 1995. That was his first movie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7777.477

It's different. Yeah, okay. Yeah, this is about four young men who graduate from college and refuse to move on with their lives. Okay, when we cease to understand the world, Arthur, is he French? He's from 10 different countries. He was born in the Netherlands. He spent his childhood in Buenos Aires and Lima, and then he moved to Santiago at the age of 14.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7800.776

A lot of countries. And if you type in, is Benjamin Labatou French? It says no. Oh. No, he is Chilean, not French.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7816.546

Yeah. It says nationality. He is a Chilean author, birthplace, childhood. It doesn't say. It doesn't say like his dad is from. It doesn't say that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7853.246

Yeah. Well, my Ariana Grande is Friends, I guess. Like that, I sat that pure time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7865.458

Britney.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7866.799

Mm-hmm.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7868.941

I know, except I didn't really.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7873.217

No, I did. I did. But I was not like I liked friends or nothing. I wasn't owning it in the way that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7882.322

Yeah, definitely. I was more into yacht rock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7889.046

I was actually because my dad would play music in his car. Soft rock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7895.315

The soft rock station is the yacht rock station.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7904.803

All right. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Okay. Well, I think I said this already, but I am planning on reading this book over the Christmas break. Oh, good. Yes. I'm excited to read it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7917.538

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7919.6

And I'll read The Maniac. And I'm going to read three more books.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7929.608

All right. All right. Happy holidays.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

7933.311

Love you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

811.841

Are you confident driving even though you've never had a car until a couple of years ago?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

856.67

Because I'm pretty tame as well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

90.899

Oh, I don't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jesse Eisenberg

960.424

Yeah, you cut. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

107.901

Oh, they did this for us to save our relationship.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1198.052

So... Make sure it's not like Brandon or some sort of... Oh, I don't think... It just says Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy on it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1207.216

I don't think that's what she wanted.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1208.656

That's all they had.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1213.218

What's his riz? Like, why is she so obsessed?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1341.217

Trusted brand.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1349.049

Ready for the cooler months.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1435.819

It's had a real resurgence. I was just at a friend's house in Georgia and all the kids were playing this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1442.902

Yes, and it looked fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1729.649

No. Amazing. Which...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1826.23

Did you feel like after Pitch Perfect, everyone was saying that to you? Like, oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1873.022

Oh my God, well, you sound amazing. I'm having a real-time realization.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1877.143

I cannot believe I have not put this together before. the thing the song that i've listened to probably the most in my life is you and justin timberlake singing true colors and i just now i'm realizing that that's you because now i know you to some extent that i i've like removed that as put it in its own compartment i used to watch that video on repeat

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1911.067

We've talked about it, but I didn't realize it was our friend Anna Kendrick. I mean, I did realize, but this Monica did not realize it in her heart until right this second. Wait, when you say the video, are you talking about the Cannes performance? There was a performance you guys did. I just watched it on YouTube over and over and over and over. Yeah, we were both really sick. Oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

1930.931

Were you sitting there standing?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

202.346

Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Jingle, jingle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2020.831

BTS.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2283.428

It's like Bill Gates' pseudonym.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2359.512

Not me, man. I'd like to throw in in the mix. Please. That we got you a chandelier. Oh. From Paris. Now that I remember.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2556.373

Oh, these are pieces of shit, these files. Yeah. They're like Easy Bake Ovens, essentially.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2645.278

Yeah, they come out and they go all the way up into your, they? Do they come out your butt?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

292.286

Was he wearing a Speedo?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2929.561

Also a 1920s Spanish style villa.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

296.697

Well, he told us that he just shaved his pubic hair.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

2991.772

Oh, that's so cool because we've done it before and we really loved what we learned. Also, do it as a family or like as a friendship. It's really fun because you get your results and you can read them together. It's fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

302.7

One time, you did it one time into a landing strip for funnies.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3113.478

Oh, great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3117.079

What?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3121.22

Okay. Sounds lovely. Wow. A buffet. People can pee if they need to. Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3133.102

No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3161.943

Oh, interesting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3167.338

I always thought it was two words. It is. Oh, it is. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

321.269

Of course. Who doesn't love that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3232.308

Both are absolutely delicious. Our listeners have heard a lot about the spaghetti. So I want them to, it's good that they get to see it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3239.894

In action. It's incredible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3286.543

That's what I would do, a pair of shoes I love. What's Panda Prank?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3300.811

Oh, cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3367.948

I love Justine's.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3383.037

Yeah, that's true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3414.012

I don't know what happened. Theatrical. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3526.326

With the fur. Oh, there's a platform for you, Shorty. Platform is great. Those are sweet. Who's talking? I love a platform, too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3592.162

Thank you. Wait, but in the meantime. I don't need things.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3598.494

I buy my own things. Oh, sweet, the original mouse. Dax drew this. And I used it on my gift guide and now it's on our sweatshirt for this year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

36.869

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3617.631

This was the original drawing. I love it. Thank you so much. What does it say? The world's all time most special mouse, in quotes. Sometimes I think you guys forget this is a podcast. Because we didn't say those were AirPods.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3686.227

Oh my God, these feel amazing. Also, if we're not doing a good job talking about the items, I guess you should just watch it on YouTube.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3696.536

Yeah, I want, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3704.83

Also, the present I got you two, I need you to open at the same time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3740.64

It's really nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3767.541

We have a lot more. I got presents for you too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3777.648

Thank you so much.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3787.394

Good old wrapping.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3790.476

Ladies first. It's from Wobby Wob. Hollis.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3804.12

He is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3805.08

He is the amazing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

385.146

Oh, he is. Which is so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3852.913

Kind of like the hat on the hat. Is there gonna be another?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3863.168

And this paper is a smell-o-graph.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3866.331

Shut up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3868.173

Pass it. Yeah, pass it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3872.837

You guys, that's what it's called.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3908.505

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's my dream come true. Is that a real picture? No. Yeah, I spent time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3917.312

In my dreams. Oh, and it's a picture. It's a picture of me. Okay, for the listener and not the viewer. There's a sweater coming. Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh. How sweet. But this is the real gift. It's a picture of me with Mary-Kate and Ashley, and I look like I'm friends with them. You're in the sweater. It's so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3939.337

That's great. I love it. And I'll buy these pants for sure. Okay, this one can live like that. And that's a manifest because they're going to come on at some point. Thank you, Rob. That's so sweet. Okay, now I need you guys to open. Go ahead, Rob. But can you open yours of this too? Well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

3976.989

It's olive oil, but they were personalized.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

401.199

You know what I like? I like a candy cane ornament. It's very classic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4038.303

Oh, that's great. Was that in eBay?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4042.064

Oh, cool. Target had that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4059.048

Amazing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4077.002

Is it a smell of that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

408.005

Yeah, well, candy cane ornaments are really for colored lights.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4113.503

That's so cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4139.864

You're not going back in. What's the name of the artist, Rob?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4144.747

Beautiful.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4146.228

You two have another one from me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4150.151

They're the white boxes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4153.353

Wait, I know this paper.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4156.115

Well. Monica, they don't deserve this. No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4175.961

I mean also obviously we can return if things don't fit but it was imperative that everyone in this room had something from the row based on how much we talk about it beautiful you're welcome but if it doesn't fit obviously oh wow let me see oh yours okay yours a little thinner yours more of a springtime mine's more of a let's hit the slopes

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4199.851

That's beautiful. And I got a rose sweater, too. It all worked out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4336.252

I love it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4353.165

I like to picture my whole year when I hear it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4358.028

The one I just had. It's bye. It's bye to the year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4364.772

And what's the verdict on this year? Oh, it was a complicated year. Yeah. But a good building year. Oh, cool. Building year. Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4387.845

It was a building year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4394.787

I really did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4406.472

Yeah. Another great year.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4409.113

The big one? Oh, we should get... Erica, we have a closer. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4426.037

And if you listened to Synced, Erica had made an appearance on Synced, and people were like, she needs to be on every episode.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4483.365

Well, Rob said he's going to ride it. Do you want this for when you ride it? He's going to ride it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

47.74

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4707.093

Amazing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4737.191

That doesn't align with your values. We squish back on it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4739.772

We made it happen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4740.792

It's a good time for Defiance. That's right, that's right. Tell us about your choir class.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4814.776

You're not supposed to eat stuff from strangers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4877.823

Yes, thank you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4899.858

Oh my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4903.46

You're using your mic for bad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

4909.523

Happy holidays. Love everyone here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

566.049

That's low money. That's really tasteless. I went to a children's hospital.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

742.291

I'm so excited.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

810.9

Incredible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

813.002

How fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

83.292

Yep.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

845.124

I hate it. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

85.715

I like Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

90.963

I mean, I'm Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

915.282

And we go, yeah, okay, you're sleeping.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

93.786

I'm just Team Motrin. Stop trying to make me who I'm not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

938.57

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

942.432

That's true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

961.184

Lame.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

962.425

That was a bummer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

973.732

He missed an opportunity because, Easter egg, someone's coming here in a bit to help with the singing, whose son is a dancer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Holiday Spectacular 2024

983.621

He's 11. He's the best dancer in the world. And Perfect 10 Charlie, his father, posted a whole thing, a video and a whole thing about it. And he called himself a dance dad. And there's nothing hotter than a man calling themselves a dance dad. So your dad missed out. He could have been a dance dad and like that would have been hot. Cleaned up. Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1043.814

But you also want them to be opening the stuff.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1048.817

Yes, yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

110.676

Yep.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

113.118

I like Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1137.625

It's a good cautionary tale story as well for people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

115.079

I play.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1160.762

That's fair. How would you have known?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

118.382

I mean, I'm Motrin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

121.178

I'm just team Motrin. Stop trying to make me who I'm not.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

135.457

They did this for us to save our relationship.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1395.845

Uh-oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1402.691

So it might be used. Yeah, I know what it is. Yeah, me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1443.112

I knew it was ashes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1447.534

Because death was a part of this story.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1681.846

Oh. Oh, God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1761.772

But then what does she get from it? The joy of a prank is to then be like, just kidding.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1809.709

I like you. I'm very impressed. I know that I would have felt fucked with, especially if I was in the middle of grief myself and had lost my mom. And then I was having these ashes and I'd be like, oh, I guess I got to do the right thing, even though I don't want to do this. And I got to help this other person. And then it was all a lot. I would be so pissed. So I'm impressed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1838.647

Interesting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

1917.19

Oh my God. Is it a famous painting?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2057.071

Oh, God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

206.514

Oh, I'm so excited.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2090.136

Wait, what happened? Did the fire, it was just from the fireplace?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2111.858

Holy shit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2182.038

I mean, the whole house burning down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2184.96

And the car melting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2189.763

I mean, it really speaks to addiction in some ways because that wasn't his bottom and he kept going.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2229.227

Yes. Big shout out. Thank you for sharing that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2246.723

That was a red herring.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2255.985

100% someone was going to get stuck under there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2259.486

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2262.786

So they kept going back in there and doing it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2270.148

Oh, wow. More, more, more.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2280.231

Oh, that's cool.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2282.752

It actually says her name on it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2288.414

And it also says the name of the painting, but my eyes are bad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2293.135

How weird that he has the same one. How funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2297.516

Yes, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2299.857

Art.com, yeah. The dolly, like the melting clocks, and we didn't know it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2304.158

Anyway, well, happy holidays to all.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2312.14

The whole thing was a cautionary tale.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2322.982

Oh, my God. Yeah, that was Thanksgiving.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2325.944

Uh-huh. That was funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

2331.447

Mimi, I don't remember. We've had some great stories over the years.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

238.824

Yeah, you're aging very gracefully.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

24.283

People got them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

36.43

We're good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

453.607

No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

628.005

These are vintage.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

64.269

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

744.913

Trusted brand.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

75.165

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

752.736

Ready for the cooler months.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

839.522

It's had a real resurgence. I was just at a friend's house in Georgia and all the kids were playing this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

846.608

Yes, and it looked fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

929.169

This is gorgeous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

980.947

OK, I think this is what I would have done. I would have written a note from Santa and it would have said something along the lines of Santa couldn't make it everywhere this year. And so he's coming back in a couple of days. OK.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Holiday Nightmare II

996.831

And in the meantime, the elves dropped off some trinkets. But the real presents are coming in a couple of days because he got in over his head.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1063.815

And her coming over every 14 minutes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1137.014

Yeah, there should be some sort of mandate. If you're wreaking a lot of havoc, you have to go somewhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1146.577

Jeez.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1169.063

Yeah, this isn't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1171.705

It's not great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1183.656

Yeah. The stakes are so high because the option is to move. Ugh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1280.031

Therapy is essential to me during the holidays especially because I generally am going home.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1288.377

And I need sort of some stability from my therapy and guidance to stay nice.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1351.309

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1362.177

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

139.924

I'm so excited to listen to James, which is a new title by Percival Everett that is very, very hot right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

150.797

We love Audible. This is how you go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1590.799

Was she weird? What was her personality like in general?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1606.61

Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1617.637

I don't think they want that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1621.144

They want shock. That's part of the thrill of doing that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1686.368

He is so cute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1702.397

Tommy Hilfiger, like maybe by a sailboat. Maybe Ralph Lauren even.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1707.938

Oh, we'll take it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1713.239

Oh my God, I want to squish that baby. Yeah, me too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

1726.689

I probably did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

19.816

Anonymous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

222.924

Absolutely. When I was in second grade, we had to do a project on a city and I really wanted to do it on Little Rock. But there was another girl in my class who was from Little Rock. And so she was competing with me and she won.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2357.543

And it looks very profesh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2526.078

I kind of think it's that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2528.078

Yeah, like she's like, this is the gift to give new neighbors.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2546.503

You did? Yeah, that's hilarious.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2556.297

It is. Yeah. But also the broom kind of foreshadowing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2560.32

Because you needed to clean up eventually. Oh, okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

26.425

We've got some nutty neighbors out there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2646.007

But they did. It's okay. I have a question. Why'd you kill Randy?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2696.104

Hello. Hi, I'm so excited.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

2700.005

Yeah. Sarah, you have color-coded sweaters as I do in your closet. I do. That's how I decide what to wear.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

31.346

People are crazy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3105.47

Oh, boy. This is horrifying.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3256.846

But also, how is he deemed not a threat when he had just told you that he was about to blow up?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

328.468

She feels like she's a wizard trying to pretend to be a muggle and is not doing a great job.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3308.013

They straight up said it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3310.796

Yeah. Then I don't know what else more anyone could do. That's a full threat.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3388.768

Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3422.469

And you never answered, right?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3424.43

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3430.712

Uh-huh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3441.306

Yeah, fuck. What did you do?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3446.993

That would have been smart. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3450.276

Neighbors are wild.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3457.9

I did have an incident. I don't know who listens, so I don't want to say anything. And I wasn't involved, but there was an incident above me and there were cops. Also, at one of my other apartments, there was a sort of similar cops and firemen came because of a threatening their life situation. Yeah. I think people know I have a neighbor issue currently.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3484.856

That was exciting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3487.578

That's true. I had a neighbor for a second that was dating Zac Efron and her roommate was Sean Penn's daughter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3496.984

It was always like Allison saw him walking. I'm pretty sure his car was blocking my car and I couldn't go to my improv show.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3514.394

I was like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3515.695

I've made it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3526.479

LA, where dreams come true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

3531.221

Love you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

37.348

Yeah. It's claustrophobic.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

50.82

Yeah, and one of them, last story, is intense.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

55.501

Really intense. And oof. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

61.404

Yes, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Neighbors

807.438

Okay.