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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and what is the episode about?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepard and I'm joined by Monica Padman. Hi. Today is crazy public transit stories. And let me just glance about these. Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you, subways are hot spots for action.
They sure are. There's a lot that goes down on those public transports.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, it made me want to use more public transportation.
I could see that.
Yeah.
You got to get on the bus.
I'm missing out on a lot of stories.
Yeah. One was like, okay, I'll just, yeah, forget it.
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Chapter 2: What is Jess's public transit pickpocket story in Madrid?
Now, I've got a real dilemma because now I know where I am and there's not a point that it surfaces as the trolley on the street for half a mile, mile maybe. One way to the left is known as the E line, which is where I had gone to school at Northeastern. I know that way, but that's not where I live now. That's the wrong way.
And then straight ahead would be through the Heinz Convention Center to Kenmore Square, and then the trolley surface up there. I'm like, that's where I live. That's where I wanna go. I'm gonna hoof it.
Yeah. Oh, wow.
What other choice do you have? You're not gonna sleep on the ground.
I think that is what you do.
Most people I think probably would have slept. I start up the next leg and this leg would be much longer and there's still plenty of rats to keep me company. And about maybe three, four blocks up, I miraculously come upon an emergency exit. Oh, it's a door. I opened the door and there's kind of a stairwell that looks like it's going to nothing. So I start to climb the stairwell.
And as I near the top, I see a little bit of light and it turns out that I am walking up a staircase to a street grate in the sidewalk. Oh, There's an emergency handle there. I pop the handle. I flip this grate up. And as I'm emerging, now it's like, you know, 1.15 in the morning. All the bars are letting out. It's summertime. Everyone's having the time of their life.
And they're looking at me like, what in the world? There's a subterranean Teenage Mutant Ninja.
Ninja Turtle.
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Chapter 7: What additional podcast promotions and segments appear in the episode?
She felt frisky?
No, I think she's trying to hide the money in her vagina. Oh!
Uh-oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah.
She put it up her vagina?
Well, she just thought, okay, I'm going to put it here. No one's going to search me here. I doubt it made it into her vagina. That would take a minute. Sorry, Jess.
So we're all watching this, the police, me, and all of the students, and she is groaning and making weird noises while doing it, too. Oh. See?
Whoa, so maybe it is a kink.
I told you.
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