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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Animal Attack II

Fri, 28 Mar 2025

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Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us about a time they fought a wild animal.Follow Armchair Expert on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch new content on YouTube or listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free by joining Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting wondery.com/links/armchair-expert-with-dax-shepard/ now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: Who are Dax Shepard and Monica Padman?

0.31 - 19.636 Dax Shepard

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepard and I'm joined by Monica Padman.

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19.877 - 20.297 Monica Padman

Hi.

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20.817 - 21.977 Dax Shepard

Animal attacks.

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22.077 - 23.858 Monica Padman

These are scary.

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24.349 - 25.35 Dax Shepard

They're always good.

25.47 - 25.87 Monica Padman

Yeah.

26.03 - 26.951 Dax Shepard

They're always good.

27.031 - 31.013 Monica Padman

Animals are not to be fucked with, you guys.

31.333 - 49.824 Dax Shepard

Yeah. In the past, the two stories that I'll always end up telling at a dinner party is the grizzly bear attack and the shark attack that we've heard. And I'm proud to say there's now a third attack that I've been repeating a lot that comes from this episode. Animal attack goes hard.

Chapter 2: Why are animal attack stories so thrilling?

92.786 - 97.108 Dax Shepard

Okay, and you're wearing those, what, on the weekend or for a specific event?

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97.408 - 100.289 Kyle

I do a crawfish boil, usually a couple times a year in spring.

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100.429 - 101.49 Dax Shepard

Are you in Louisiana?

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101.77 - 103.631 Kyle

No, we're a little bit north of Austin.

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104.251 - 108.255 Dax Shepard

Oh, and you're doing a crawfish boil. Is that a popular event down there?

108.395 - 110.437 Kyle

Yeah, a lot of it's brought in from Louisiana.

110.517 - 113.179 Dax Shepard

They're like shrimp or like lobster or neither?

113.379 - 120.105 Kyle

Neither. They live in swamps. I think they burrow into the ground for most of the winter and then they come up this time of year and that's when they catch them.

120.185 - 121.186 Dax Shepard

It's like a mud shrimp.

Chapter 3: What is Kyle's deer attack story?

499.172 - 500.053 Dax Shepard

All right. Take care.

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501.38 - 502.582 Monica Padman

Little armchair family.

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502.822 - 503.443 Dax Shepard

Yeah.

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503.523 - 504.404 Monica Padman

She had the merch.

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504.925 - 507.227 Dax Shepard

She bought Cookie Boy to stick up for her sister.

507.247 - 508.789 Monica Padman

She bought Cookie Boy because she loved it.

508.809 - 509.59 Dax Shepard

Because it's such a good.

509.911 - 510.532 Monica Padman

It is good.

510.732 - 517.661 Dax Shepard

It is good. I never said it wasn't good. It was always a conversation about whether I thought I was false advertising. That's it.

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